Beware the Ides of March -- U.S. Politics March 2021

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So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:00 (four years ago)

"Vehicle," from 1970, is definitely something to beware.

clemenza, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:01 (four years ago)

Didnt we already do this title 3 years ago

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:16 (four years ago)

If so, March tends to the deadly.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:20 (four years ago)

So April going to find sore tootsies cos it's going to be the end of a long march.
Like 31 days & 12 months or something?

Stevolende, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:47 (four years ago)

lousy smarch politics thread

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:47 (four years ago)

March is just a slightly less aggro February here. Having to wait until late April/early May to experience spring for a split second before summer sets in is one of the things I hate the most about living in Quebec.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:48 (four years ago)

Oops, wrong thread. Carry on.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:48 (four years ago)

is it

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

#onethread, #onecountry

pomenitul, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:50 (four years ago)

23 dems feels like...not a lot

.@RoKhanna + 22 House Dems call on White House to ignore the parliamentarian and allow a $15 wage in the Covid bill.

A Senate expert tells me @VP has the power do this—and it'd take 60 votes to overrule her—but that it's never been done on Byrd rule.

WH has rejected this call. pic.twitter.com/dbiFonV6cR

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 1, 2021

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:06 (four years ago)

Lol, here we go again.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:12 (four years ago)

we could talk about trump's cpac speech instead?

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:21 (four years ago)

Who?

epistantophus, Monday, 1 March 2021 16:25 (four years ago)

yeah let's not.

I was pleased a couple of the networks didn't cut to clips of his ramblings.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:26 (four years ago)

I like to pretend it was just a CPAP convention

epistantophus, Monday, 1 March 2021 16:26 (four years ago)

I mean, I like to think that whatever the hell small t does at this point will only drive more people out of the republican party, directly or indirectly, but who knows. Beyond that I sure as hell don’t want to think about it or read any analysis of it, because any predictions will surely be wrong, and not just wrong but also just no fun to get into the mental gymnastics of.

epistantophus, Monday, 1 March 2021 16:31 (four years ago)

can we talk about how the CPAC stage was designed like an Odal Rune which is clearly designed to start the whole "liberals see Nazi symbols in everything" conversation again

frogbs, Monday, 1 March 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

no

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:37 (four years ago)

frogbs, it was mentioned in last month's thread, but I guess we aren't supposed to talk about the American Nazi party being openly Nazi any more.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:43 (four years ago)

I hate giving these people the clicks, but this is...good news?. Among John McCain's worst sins was hating earmarks/pork.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

earmarks were the only thing holding this dumb country together, let's earmark our way to decarbonization

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

So is March 4 going to result in anything? My take: Not in DC but maybe some state capitals where legislators are sitting?

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:50 (four years ago)

West Virginia exists thanks to earmarks, about the only thing Robert Byrd did well.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:51 (four years ago)

I thought West Virginia existed thanks to racism and geography but idk, my ancestors only lived there for 200 years

sarahell, Monday, 1 March 2021 16:56 (four years ago)

well, those white farmers had to get something, the poor dears

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:59 (four years ago)

West Virginia exists mostly b/c of the Civil War I thought

a (waterface), Monday, 1 March 2021 17:10 (four years ago)

the ones the next county over from us got cancer and had fucked up cows thanks to Dupont but ...

sarahell, Monday, 1 March 2021 17:12 (four years ago)

West Virginia exists mostly b/c of the Civil War I thought

― a (waterface), Monday, March 1, 2021 9:10 AM (one minute ago)

yes, racism + geography

sarahell, Monday, 1 March 2021 17:12 (four years ago)

"So is March 4 going to result in anything? My take: Not in DC but maybe some state capitals where legislators are sitting?" what's on March 4th (aside from apparently being the fictional date that Trump will be revealed to still be in charge according to Qnuts)

akm, Monday, 1 March 2021 17:17 (four years ago)

"So is March 4 going to result in anything? My take: Not in DC but maybe some state capitals where legislators are sitting?" what's on March 4th (aside from apparently being the fictional date that Trump will be revealed to still be in charge according to Qnuts)


I hadn’t read anything about any formal rallies or anything. I was just curious if anyone here saw stuff up on Facebook or whatever about rallies or whatever.

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 1 March 2021 17:22 (four years ago)

Yeah all my Nazi friends are posting about it

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 1 March 2021 17:27 (four years ago)

They meant March 4, 2025

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 17:31 (four years ago)

White hats must lay the groundwork for the Rebirthening.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

I only respected two things about my former congressional rep, who was in office about 30 years thru 2018: He was one of the few Republicans to vote against the Iraq war, which he accurately assessed as poorly planned and expensive; and he was shameless about snagging any earmarks he could get. He always said if there was money available, he’d bring home whatever he could.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 March 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

Nation's going to be over way before the ides innit.
Gorlumme

Stevolende, Monday, 1 March 2021 17:42 (four years ago)

Aside from the possible merits of hitting the Iran-backed militia(s?) in Syria, and aside from whatever the merits of a given such op in the Middle East, somehow even such ostensible one-and gones on part of US tend to lead to rong and unforeseen effects (and by "MIddle East" I also mean Libya and Black Hawk Down-era Mogadishu)---even aside from all that, can't help noticing the proximity of this latest to news that: yeas, report reveals that KSM ordered the hit on Khashoggi duhhh and no not much will be done to him because our relationship w SA too big 3 fail---which further reminds me of Saudi connection to 9/11 so let's pivot to Irag by cracky.

dow, Monday, 1 March 2021 17:58 (four years ago)

Saudi Arabia shot down some (presumably Houthi) drones or rockets near the Formula E race over the weekend, too?

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:00 (four years ago)

Take with as many grains of salt as you need

Punchbowl News: Speaker Pelosi and House Democrats are shifting gears: Election reform, police reform, guns, immigration, a pro-workers' rights bill and possibly the Violence Against Women Act and the Equal Rights Amendment. That's all in the next two weeks.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 1, 2021

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:04 (four years ago)

Really worried that "pro-workers' rights" bill is gonna look more like Prop 22.

Fetchboy, Monday, 1 March 2021 18:15 (four years ago)

Really worried that "pro-workers' rights" bill is gonna look more like Prop 22.


Me too but that union statement makes me a little bit more optimistic.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:17 (four years ago)

Can we be a little clearer on West Virginia existing because of racism?

Yes but. West Virginia noped out of Confederate Virginia in 1861, to stay in the union and work toward abolition. Arguably they were the (relatively) good guys. Appalachian white poors didn't really benefit from slave labor (as their holdings were small and the pickings slim, so they didn't really identify with the elite patrician Virginian plantation elites.

Similarly in Maryland, there were a lot of Southern sympathizers in the east (Baltimore especially). But Confederates miscalculated when they thought Appalachian, montane, western Maryland would rise to the rebel banner. It mostly didn't, with significant consequences.

A lot has happened since then, flipping the dynamics a bunch, but can we maybe apply a little perspective? thxbye

chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:24 (four years ago)

I'm reasonably certain everyone on this thread who commented on West Virginia knows American history well enough to not need that explainer?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:27 (four years ago)

You can always count how many comment. You can't know how many lurk. Never hurts to be clear, imo.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:35 (four years ago)

xp I saw recently that there’s now debate among the Q crowd of whether March 4th might be a deep state trap to lure in Patriots.

JoeStork, Monday, 1 March 2021 18:51 (four years ago)

just like the successful 1/6/21 deep state trap

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 1 March 2021 19:01 (four years ago)

This long profile of Senate Majority Leader Manchin from a West Virginia paper will piss you off, but it's worth reading. He's got some good ideas (immigration, infrastructure, rural internet, guns) and some very bad ones (thinking Republicans can be reasoned with).

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 1 March 2021 19:11 (four years ago)

Manchin said he remains a core believer in the minority representation the Senate body was designed for. He said he’ll protect the legacy of Byrd, the historian who fought to preserve Senate rules and forced the body to work together. Manchin now occupies Byrd’s seat.

lol die in a fire.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 19:20 (four years ago)

James Loewen, in Lies Across America, about misleading monuments and historical markers has pointed out the the Appalachian South was largely pro-union.

After the war, the South’s successful rewriting of history meant that there are now a lot of Confederate monuments and battle flag-waving in areas that actually voted against secession and sent more soldiers to the Union Army than Confederate.

On Wikipedia, I see someone has very subtly, but pointedly, has put the vote tally for secession in the Wiki page for every county in Eastern Tennessee to drive home the point (anti-secession usually winning).

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 1 March 2021 19:23 (four years ago)

Manchin can occupy a lake of sewage

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 19:24 (four years ago)

If he doesn’t stand up for the anti-democratic white supremacist institutions of America, who will?

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 19:30 (four years ago)

Or, as the US Senate loves to think of itself, it's the Greatest Antidemocratic White Supremacist Deliberative Body in the World!

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Monday, 1 March 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

news that: yeas, report reveals that KSM ordered the hit on Khashoggi duhhh and no not much will be done to him because our relationship w SA too big 3 fail

remember back in October 2018, when this was bad

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

it still is

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:30 (four years ago)

Re: WV and the Appalachian south, a lot of the history of abolitionism in those area has been obscured by pro-Dixie racists. There's some excellent history that's been written about it, some of which is included in this fine book co-written by a friend of mine: https://www.akpress.org/dixie-be-damned.html

It also covers a number of historical events pre- and post-Civil War that give a more rounded (and heartening) picture of the south as a place of deep resistance to white supremacist AND oligarchic hegemony.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:36 (four years ago)

Still supportive of filibuster/reconciliation rules, though. Biden and Harris "both respect the history of the Senate." On overriding the parliamentarian's decision: "That's not an action we intend to take."

— Jack Fitzpatrick ☘️ (@jackfitzdc) March 1, 2021

More Senate respecters have logged on

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:40 (four years ago)

xpost yeah Southern Appalachia has a whole history of political action and activism that is among the many things written out of most people's awareness of the region. A lot of it has to do with labor action, obviously, but there's also a strong environmental and social justice lineage. (And of course, there are and have been a lot more people of color than get included in the mainstream narrative.)

This podcast is produced here in Knoxville, it just got a shout-out in the NYT. Worth a listen! (I know both of the women who produce it, they're awesome.)

https://www.blackinappalachia.org/podcast

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:58 (four years ago)

Xp

I'm Phil Spector
I'm an elector
I'm a Senate respecter
I play my music in the sun

chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:00 (four years ago)

#BREAKING: Ranking Member @Jim_Jordan calls on @RepJerryNadler to hold first full committee hearing on “cancel culture.” pic.twitter.com/FEI20b6qio

— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) March 1, 2021

Jordan’s going to have to work harder if he wants to be Trump’s 2024 running mate.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:54 (four years ago)

Calling for a committee on cancel culture = getting ahead of a reasonable expectation that one is likely to be cancelled for something that hasn't yet come to light?

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:01 (four years ago)

we're getting this much closer to cancelling cancel culture.

if Biden had any courage he'd issue an executive order banning it!

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:06 (four years ago)

Jordan covered up child abuse and hasn’t been cancelled.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:11 (four years ago)

Like seriously, what's he planning on doing? how do you legally ban cancel culture?

"Sorry, director, you are LEGALLY PROHIBITED for firing this actor for saying 'Hitler was a great leader'. oh, you can fire him for being gay or being anti-cop, just not being a Nazi"

"Sorry, customer, you are legally prohibited from boycotting Publix because of the actions of their heirs. You are hereby ordered to spend $100 at Publix every week for the next year."

"Sorry, Tweeter, you are legally prohibited from starting a tweetstorm about this controversy. "

"sorry, FB user, you are legally prohibited from defriending someone for being accused of sexual assault - you are required to remain his friend unless he is arrested and convicted."

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:15 (four years ago)

Remember that they've made BDS campaigns essentially punishable.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:35 (four years ago)

yes and that's kind of what I am worried they're using as their starting point. the 'anti boycott' laws were fucked up enough

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:36 (four years ago)

all US citizens should be forced to purchase Israeli products, and if you disagree you are doing a cancel culture

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:47 (four years ago)

Next stimulus: a Sodastream in every house

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:53 (four years ago)

It doesn't matter. The GOP doesn't legislate, they inflame.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 23:21 (four years ago)

I'd say they're nearing 100% troll saturation at this point but I fear that might be selling their troll potential short.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 March 2021 23:24 (four years ago)

The GOP doesn't legislate, they inflame.

This is more true than ever right now and I know there is a percentage of the base that absolutely loves to see it and couldn't give two shits if they did any actual governing or legislating. But I have to imagine (baselessly hope?) that this is only serving to erode some corners of the base. I mean, at this point I don't feel like the continued trolling is bringing many new people into the fold. Basically the state fair circuit band playing to the diehards at this point.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 March 2021 23:27 (four years ago)

Obviously, as soon as we can, we must end the filibuster that currently exists in the U.S. Senate. Given the enormous crises facing working families today, we cannot allow a minority of the Senate to obstruct what the vast majority of the American people want and need.

— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) March 2, 2021

Bernie finally comes around?

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 00:29 (four years ago)

The root problem with the Senate is not so much the filibuster, but the disproportionate allocation of Senators to a state's population, making it highly undemocratic at its very core. Because getting rid of that would be as likely as my growing feathers and flying, getting rid of the filibuster seems like a solution that's within reach and the need is so great it should be done.

I do predict that once it's gone that progressives may learn to regret it, but the hope is that if really popular programs can be installed and well-established, the reactionaries will be hard pressed to eliminate them. That won't stop them from gleefully instituting other horrors as soon as it's in their power.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 00:43 (four years ago)

so eliminate the Senate in the best of worlds

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 00:46 (four years ago)

I would just like to note that I was otm on this issue 16 years ago. And got pushback!

Defend the Indefensible: The Undemocratic (and, right now, un-Democratic) United States Senate

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:04 (four years ago)

(I love the way ilx conversations never really end.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:06 (four years ago)

#oneconvo

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:08 (four years ago)

Because the Senate is so deeply embedded in the body of the constitution, eliminating it would be no harder than e.g. eliminating the Supreme Court.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:53 (four years ago)

I think djt would threaten manchn with siccing the feds against his daughter’s epi biz somehow, so that’s what biden should do.

what???

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 02:48 (four years ago)

Aside from the possible merits of hitting the Iran-backed militia(s?) in Syria, and aside from whatever the merits of a given such op in the Middle East, somehow even such ostensible one-and gones on part of US tend to lead to rong and unforeseen effects (and by "MIddle East" I also mean Libya and Black Hawk Down-era Mogadishu)---even aside from all that, can't help noticing the proximity of this latest to news that: yeas, report reveals that KSM ordered the hit on Khashoggi duhhh and no not much will be done to him because our relationship w SA too big 3 fail---which further reminds me of Saudi connection to 9/11 so let's pivot to Irag by cracky.

― dow, Monday, March 1, 2021 11:58 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Saudi Arabia shot down some (presumably Houthi) drones or rockets near the Formula E race over the weekend, too?

― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, March 1, 2021 12:00 PM

Hunger has been weaponized in the war in Yemen, says a former U.N. official who is currently in the country.

"We are seeing a relentless countdown to a possible famine that the world hasn't seen since Ethiopia in the 1980s," says Jan Egeland, who is now secretary-general of the Norwegian Refugee Council.

The need is enormous: Nearly 50,000 Yemenis are already starving to death and 16 million will go hungry this year, according to the United Nations.

In addition to more funding for aid, Egeland says there needs to be a "famine prevention" cease-fire. The war in Yemen started in 2014, when the Iran-backed Houthi militant group overtook Yemen's internationally recognized government in the capital. A Saudi-led coalition soon began airstrikes in support of the ousted Yemeni government.

...But what the Saudis first envisioned as a weeks-long campaign has dragged on nearly six years. More than 233,000 people have already died. The Saudi-led coalition imposed a blockade, restricting the flow of food, fuel and medicine.

The conflict has caused a chain of reactions, including internal displacement, economic collapse, the destruction of health systems and multiple disease outbreaks.

A U.N. refugee agency official recently wrote that COVID-19 isn't even the biggest concern as far as diseases go.

....The U.S. has supported the Saudis during both the Obama and Trump administrations, with intelligence-sharing, logistical support and targeting information. The U.S. has sold billions of dollars-worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. U.S. bombs have killed people in hospitals, schools and homes.

....The war has made it difficult for aid groups to operate. About two-thirds of Yemenis likely rely on food assistance to survive, according to the U.N.

....Now the Biden administration says it's ending support for "offensive operations" and assigned a special envoy to pursue a diplomatic end to the war....

https://www.npr.org/2021/03/01/972530322/as-yemenis-starve-to-death-humanitarian-relief-group-pleas-for-international-hel

dow, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 02:49 (four years ago)

Some more good links in there too.

dow, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 02:51 (four years ago)

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/yemen-war-biden-urged-clarify-policy-saudi-arabia

Dozens of Democratic lawmakers OTM about clarification of what constitutes offensive operations.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 02:59 (four years ago)

As we reported last night, among the changes centrist Senate Dems want:

-- Knock UI down from $400/week to $300/week (some also want longer duration)
-- Further tighten eligibility thresholds on stimulus checks
-- Repurpose some of $350B in state $ for infrastructure/broadband

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 2, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

I saw that, went ugh, then the followup:

My impression is the WH is open to 3 but not really 1 or 2

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 2, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:44 (four years ago)

Wanting to use the relief bill to tack on tens of billions to the half trillion we’ve already given telecoms is infuriating enough even without the first two.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:47 (four years ago)

nationalize broadband and we can talk

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:53 (four years ago)

Internet should be a utility as basic as water, gas, and electricity. Long past that.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:54 (four years ago)

it is the Die Hard With a Vengeance water jug puzzle but the water is fury and the jugs are milo

sell her Dior (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:54 (four years ago)

telecoms don't even pretend to use that money for infrastructure improvements or upgrades, it goes straight into their pockets. in fact they get extremely pissed off if you even ask them about improvements.

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:59 (four years ago)

I agree internet access should be a utility, tho always with the asterisk that utilities have a lot of problems too. But at least they (theoretically) provide the same service to everyone at fixed rates.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 18:13 (four years ago)

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/03/02/murkowski-tanden-alaska-472525

Trade ANWR drilling for confirming Neera Tanden: who says no

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 18:30 (four years ago)

NO!

dow, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:33 (four years ago)

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) March 2, 2021

Countdown to the first business owner getting shot for attempting to enforce a mask mandate in their store in 3...2...

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:57 (four years ago)

maybe Neera gets in.

always very extremely cool to see what the Democratic Party will go to the mat for

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 21:10 (four years ago)

cool to see what the Democratic Party will go to the mat for

Referring responsibility for this kind of stuff to "the Democratic Party" is a bad mental/verbal tic. However, if that deal gets made, you can reasonably pin it to Joe Biden, because it wouldn't happen without his endorsement.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 21:17 (four years ago)

Is there any evidence they are even considering allowing drilling ANWR? Not in the article linked. Just a (typical) throwaway line in a Politico piece:

What Biden could give Murkowski in terms of her home state's energy industry is unclear. Backtracking on early moves to pause drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and temporarily halt new lease sales for oil and gas drilling on federal lands would mean breaking major campaign promises for Biden.

bulb after bulb, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 21:24 (four years ago)

IOW, that's one thing Murkowski wants, not that Biden is even considering giving it to her.

bulb after bulb, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 21:26 (four years ago)

I don’t see anyone here saying Biden has made an offer, but rolling back environmental action is what she’s hoping to leverage.

CORNYN says Murkowski is using the Tanden nom to have a convo w/ Biden Admin on exec orders that have affected AK: “I know that Sen Murkowski feels like Alaska was targeted by the admin.”

“But I know she was interested in using this as an opportunity to have that convo,” he said

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) February 25, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 21:51 (four years ago)

and?

bulb after bulb, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 21:54 (four years ago)

Sorry.

Don't think anyone is invested in Tanden to the degree that would confer leverage of that scale. May be mistaken.

bulb after bulb, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 21:58 (four years ago)

Cornyn just wants Murkowski to get a bit of good PR in AK.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 21:59 (four years ago)

and?

What the swing vote on a confirmation is seeking to vote yea is news?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:05 (four years ago)

tanden is not worth doing that, I'd be disappointed if they go for it.

akm, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:14 (four years ago)

is Tanden even good at all? or is it just because the GOP is opposing her

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:25 (four years ago)

Tanden sucks from my limited exp with her. i was using her name as a verb to insult Dems I didn't like last year

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:33 (four years ago)

this possible replacement director seems fine

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/03/02/shalanda-young-neera-tanden-omb-472753

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:34 (four years ago)

(sorry to be dense but i don't really know the position)

but is it a big deal who it is? would they have independence to make calls on things that weren't basically dictated to them by biden anyway?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:37 (four years ago)

Houston's Mayor

Every time we start moving in the right direction the Governor steps in and sets us back and makes all of our jobs harder. He minimizes the sacrifices of people and businesses. I just don’t get it. st

— Sylvester Turner (@SylvesterTurner) March 2, 2021

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:44 (four years ago)

yeah I don't think so which is why it's weird biden is so insistent on tanden. who gives a fuck, this is an administrative position.

akm, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:44 (four years ago)

I think the TX & FL governors have the same basic philosophy: you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, and if we want indoor Applebees again we're gonna have to sacrifice quite a few family members for the greater good

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:50 (four years ago)

xp - Biden doesn't want to be seen as caving in when pushed. Tanden was his choice. It's just good politics to back your personal choice right up to the point where there is a scandal that disqualifies them, or it is obvious they'll lose confirmation. That's when the nominee withdraws, saying it was their own free choice, as a courtesy to the president, in order to avoid needless controversy and delay.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:52 (four years ago)

Tanden is politically whatever and as a person/manager bad (war crimes, harassment, outing victims). Presumably they’re so insistent because she’s a loyalist. She was on track to have a bigger role than this in the Clinton White House.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:55 (four years ago)

well I'm glad we avoided that

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

war crimes

neera tanden sucks, but when did she commit war crimes? she worked for health and human services during the obama era, no?

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:24 (four years ago)

nomination withdrawn

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:42 (four years ago)

we can all rest easy now

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:42 (four years ago)

when did she commit war crimes

She wanted Libya to 'pay us back' with oil for the privilege of getting fucked up by NATO.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:52 (four years ago)

point taken, but i still think that there should be a distinction advocating for a terrible policy and actually enacting it.

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:54 (four years ago)

if this is how it works from here out with posting then i don't think any of us are going to get cabinet positions.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:57 (four years ago)

I was thinking this

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:58 (four years ago)

xxp - sure, but just wishing for it makes you a bad person, IMO - I was just doing the shorthand on why it's funny that she had to go through all this.

She's going to walk back into cashing checks from Bloomberg and Saudi Arabia though so I'm sure she'll be able to drown her sorrows.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 00:02 (four years ago)

And double down on posting. We're probably 12 hours away from her declaring holy war on the Manchin family.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 00:02 (four years ago)

there should be a distinction advocating for a terrible policy and actually enacting it

a brazen thoughtcrime

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 00:13 (four years ago)

_when did she commit war crimes_


She wanted Libya to 'pay us back' with oil for the privilege of getting fucked up by NATO.


ah for a world where *that’s* why she got tanked. I want to live there.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 00:37 (four years ago)

One of the contenders to replace Neera

Thanks for kind words on economic dignity wage @RoKhanna from my book.

The combo of $15 min wage, the type of EITC expansion you have proposed and major child care expansion - is a powerful policy threesome for a true economic dignity wage. https://t.co/ZRNNUE5Dsr

— Gene Sperling (@genebsperling) July 20, 2020

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 00:45 (four years ago)

"Unfortunately, it now seems clear that there is no path forward to gain confirmation, and I do not want continued consideration of my nomination to be a distraction from your other priorities," Tanden said in the letter.

normal protocol observed down to the last detail

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 00:51 (four years ago)

“powerful policy threesome”?!

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 01:09 (four years ago)

Don’t kink shame.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 01:14 (four years ago)

You could call it a daisy-chain of mutually pleasing policies.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 01:33 (four years ago)

A real prosperity train

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 01:38 (four years ago)

more like a policy human centipede

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 01:50 (four years ago)

Orgy of Management and Budget

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 02:16 (four years ago)

(OMB)

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 02:16 (four years ago)

The U.S. Supreme Court seemed ready on Tuesday to uphold Arizona's restrictive voting laws, setting the stage for what happens in the coming months and years, as Republican-dominated state legislatures seek to make voting more difficult.
https://www.npr.org/2021/03/02/972935032/supreme-court-seems-ready-to-uphold-restrictive-voting-laws

dow, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 02:38 (four years ago)

Yep cool great.

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 03:04 (four years ago)

All statutes unconstitutional except voter suppression and abortion bans, there’s our future.

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 03:04 (four years ago)

pack the court

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 03:05 (four years ago)

or use the CIA heart attack gun on 3-5 current Justices (leave Clarence Thomas for the lols)

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 03:07 (four years ago)

The more the powers that be stamp all over the notion of democracy, the more it feels like we're heading/hurtling toward our own Gracchi Bros. tipping point. When you can't resolve shit at the ballot box, shit winds up getting resolved in much less healthy ways.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 04:29 (four years ago)

Chop chop

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 05:41 (four years ago)

Today Venezuelan Interim President @jguaido and I discussed our unwavering support for democracy in Venezuela and our efforts to improve the lives of the Venezuelan people.

— Secretary Antony Blinken (@SecBlinken) March 3, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 06:50 (four years ago)

lmao where is he rn, Miami?

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 07:07 (four years ago)

Disney World

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 07:08 (four years ago)

A very interesting article about shifts in the voting public in 2020.

Over the last four years, white liberals have become a larger and larger share of the Democratic Party. There’s a narrative on the left that the Democrats’ growing reliance on college-educated whites is pulling the party to the right (Matt Karp had an essay on this recently). But I think that’s wrong. Highly educated people tend to have more ideologically coherent and extreme views than working-class ones. We see this in issue polling and ideological self-identification. College-educated voters are way less likely to identify as moderate. So as Democrats have traded non-college-educated voters for college-educated ones, white liberals’ share of voice and clout in the Democratic Party has gone up. And since white voters are sorting on ideology more than nonwhite voters, we’ve ended up in a situation where white liberals are more left wing than Black and Hispanic Democrats on pretty much every issue: taxes, health care, policing, and even on racial issues or various measures of “racial resentment.” So as white liberals increasingly define the party’s image and messaging, that’s going to turn off nonwhite conservative Democrats and push them against us.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 13:46 (four years ago)

everybody hates entitled nerdy overeducated very-online know-it-alls. i don't know anyone like that i should ask around.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 14:07 (four years ago)

That's an amazing article. Some of the conclusions about the Hispanic voting bloc in South Florida correlates with local pollsters learned after talking to voters and with my own conclusions.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 14:26 (four years ago)

sorry, slightly ot: before i make a new thread on the issue of "multiethnic multicultural multiracial societies: how can they work (justly)?" does anyone recommend a book or thread on this topic? i searched thraed titles and didnt see an obvious place.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 14:40 (four years ago)

WASHINGTON (AP) — AP source: Biden, Senate Democrats agree to tighten income limits for receiving $1,400-per-person stimulus checks.

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) March 3, 2021

such a great look that these checks will go to less people under Biden than Trump

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:43 (four years ago)

The breakdown:

Biden agrees to phase out checks faster, per Dem source: pic.twitter.com/00WTBgcSPJ

— Erica Werner (@ericawerner) March 3, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:46 (four years ago)

Pathetic

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:47 (four years ago)

some bullshit imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:48 (four years ago)

Vote for us for a $2000 check!
$1400!
Not you!
Plz ignore the $15bn blank check we gave Verizon.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:48 (four years ago)

do you ant to lose the house in 2022? because this is how you do it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

*bombs Syria*

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

this was like one thing they could have actually fucking done and kept their word on FFS

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:50 (four years ago)

just incredibly stupid

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:52 (four years ago)

idk Americans including Dems hate perceived chiselers. We might actually see in those who pay attention, "Mmm yeah, makes sense."

I'm being facetious but *shrugs*

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:52 (four years ago)

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy lol

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:54 (four years ago)

how do you manage to shut down all campaign promises this fast is my question, shouldn't it take longer than 6 weeks to be disappointing

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:55 (four years ago)

is this so by november 2022 people will forget, strategic like

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

Frack em in the leg Biden didn’t even have that high a bar to begin with

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

i know right. it's like you had one job.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:57 (four years ago)

If the economy picks up and vaccinations increase such that we approach something like semi-normal times in the fall, I don't see this thing mattering to anyone outside our circles. Lots of "ifs," of course.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:59 (four years ago)

shut down all campaign promises ths fast

lol ilx

bulb after bulb, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:02 (four years ago)

the poster you're quoting is named harbl

rob, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:03 (four years ago)

yes, it's the consensus ilx opinion

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:03 (four years ago)

There will be thousands of ads of Joe Biden saying “$2000 checks” and “DID YOU GET ONE?”

(We know it doesn’t matter that the GOP opposed checks.)

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:04 (four years ago)

harbl’s a goddamn legend and they’re not wrong

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:04 (four years ago)

I’m sure overriding right to work laws nationwide will be a breeze when they can’t get a relief bill with 80% approval through without stripping it and cutting checks to donors.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:08 (four years ago)

but hey he will fight for sneera tandem. i'm pretty center-y "okay, joe" at times, but this is so fucking stupid. some things are worth really fighting for, and some promises have been made, and some optics are bigger than others, and means-testifying of all benefits, esp against this economic public disaster, is bad bad bad. it makes me think he really didn't learn jackshit from obama.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:24 (four years ago)

It just sucks. The people adversely affected economically by the pandemic have gotten little more than a middle finger from the government for the past year. Living up to the promise of a $1400 check is almost literally the least these dumbfucks could do, and a helluva lot less than they should do.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:30 (four years ago)

The people adversely affected economically by the pandemic

Are likely making less than $75,000 a year. Which means they'll get a check. What, exactly, is the problem here?

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:31 (four years ago)

If you and your partner/spouse make less than $150,000 a year collectively, you'll be getting $2800 in the mail. Do you people even know what you're complaining about anymore?

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

Yes, we do.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:36 (four years ago)

If you individually make $81k you now get nothing instead of something. Further eroding confidence in and support for the government spending money to help anyone has consequences. Making any voter feel like they were promised something and received nothing certainly has political consequences. Like all the upper-middle white suburbanites who've been so valued by Democrats over the last four years.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:37 (four years ago)

Defending the cuts to the actual economic stimulus to give money to telecoms is just fucking braindead.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:38 (four years ago)

One obvious issue is that there will be people who got a check from Trump but not one from Biden.

jaymc, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:38 (four years ago)

yes, but if you made 160 you get nothing, which is not how it was before. Ill out myself as someone who will be impacted by this going by my 2019 income, which previously would have meant I'd get some but not the full amount. Now I don't know what I'll get; and do I "need" it? Well I banked on having it to pay part of our property taxes which are now over due, partly because my wife's income decreased drastically, so yeah, I'm not happy about this.

akm, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

^^^ object lesson as to why this is very dumb and the dems look like shit

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:40 (four years ago)

Yes historic tax data isn't v helpful during a crisis. Plus the inevitable problem with means testing is being just over the limit: why, ethically or morally speaking, does someone "deserve" a check at 74,999 but not at 75,001?

rob, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:42 (four years ago)

Yeah this is getting worse and more indefensible by the week. What a terrible own goal at this point.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:43 (four years ago)

Yeah. My income level is below the threshold so his doesn't affect me directly (although I still never got that last $600 check so who knows if I'll even get the $1400) and I'm still working so I'm fine but this sucks.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

Maybe if we can smoke 100 cigarettes before the checks get cut we guarantee a slice.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

Like the only save here would be 'well, this is what we need to do to get this particular stimulus payment out ASAP but then the plan is for maybe like smaller regular stimulus payouts for EVERYONE after this is taken care of' but lol, yeah right.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:46 (four years ago)

I've never made $75,000 a year in my life. I bet it's nice.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

Are they getting out ahead of this at all? Because otherwise they're just full-on letting the obviously shitty action dictate the shitty message, to no constructive end that I can see.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

man, neither have i, that’s not what this is about

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

xp

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:48 (four years ago)

I've never made $75,000 a year in my life. I bet it's nice.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, March 3, 2021 10:47 AM (forty-nine seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, me neither, nowhere near. What's your point.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:48 (four years ago)

i'm still getting the whole check but i'm not complaining about me, i'll be fine. it's not the point at all. they knew the political value of giving people money, that's why they campaigned on it. then they acted like dumbasses.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:50 (four years ago)

you can tell this was a good idea because of the way it stirs up class antagonism

free idea for JB: raise the minimum wage to a level where no one is eligible for these checks

rob, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:52 (four years ago)

yeah imna get the check but this is stupid stuff for the dems

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:53 (four years ago)

Yeah, me neither, nowhere near. What's your point.

To put it bluntly? If you're above that threshold you should shut the fuck up. If you make more than $75,000 a year, not only should you not get a stimulus check, the stimulus check you should have gotten should be re-routed to someone making less than $30,000 a year, so they get two.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:54 (four years ago)

That's not what's on the table, though. They're not increasing payments for people making $30k a year, they're routing that check to Verizon HQ.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:55 (four years ago)

is this still going to be based off 2019 tax numbers?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:57 (four years ago)

i think it's 2020 if you have filed this year and 2019 if you haven't

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:58 (four years ago)

Not everyone wants to live in New Jersey, unperson

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:59 (four years ago)

yeah i know plenty of people that were making good money in NYC that are now making a significant amount less due to the pandemic and are now struggling to pay rent and bills.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:01 (four years ago)

centrist class rage is new to me

adam, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:02 (four years ago)

Where do u teach your economics class, unperson, I still have so much left to learn

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

yeah, if you made 75k in an expensive area a year ago and then stopped making money, you need it. it's not necessarily an accurate picture of how well you're doing right now. it should be universal and just taxed back from rich people if we want to be more precise about who really deserves it.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

centrist class rage is new to me

Reagan Democrats IIRC

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:06 (four years ago)

plus it's called "stimulus" for the reason you are supposed to spend it to "stimulate" the economy. it's not food stamps (which should pay way more btw). people making $75k are still likely to spend it when those making twice as much are not. i know i will be spending it on home improvements i really need before my house falls down.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:07 (four years ago)

Where do u teach your economics class, unperson, I still have so much left to learn

It's really just about making good life choices.

1) Don't buy a house
2) Don't have kids
3) Spend your money on books and movies and CDs forever!!! :)

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:08 (four years ago)

oh wow this is me

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:10 (four years ago)

Ladies & Gentlemen, the GOP:

"Of the 23.8 million people whose 2019 wages would be lifted with a [minimum wage] hike, around 12.4 million reside in the 22 states with two Republican senators" via @ThePlumLineGS https://t.co/rAuiZghHWJ

— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) March 3, 2021

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:10 (four years ago)

xxpost Yes, that's pretty much how I live, too, but expecting everyone else to live like I do and believing they deserve to suffer if they don't is a very...oh what's the word...conservative viewpoint.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:11 (four years ago)

The editor absolutely chose that McConnell photo to amuse himself

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:11 (four years ago)

as if those people won't still vote for them xxp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:11 (four years ago)

"your wage should be only this big"

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:12 (four years ago)

That's how I live and I've never broken $38k in a year IIRC but is also one reason why I support policies to make life easier for people not making $160k instead of reflexively explaining why better things aren't possible and to trust the process. Making $30k a year fucking sucks as a single dude, absolute nightmare for a single parent or person with more physical difficulties than me.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

Yeah, the continuum of my working life has been barely scraping by check-to-check >>> comfortably living check-to-check but still without much wiggle room in the event of an emergency and certainly no room for a big lifestyle change eg having kids. I'm doing fine but this shit isn't aspirational.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:23 (four years ago)

good thing we have awesome pension plans and great safety nets when we retire!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:29 (four years ago)

what I dislike about this isn't so much the requirements; it's changing the requirements, particularly after changing the amount. If it had been $1400k all along with those as the requirements, sure. But don't say one thing then fucking change it in a way that will mostly impact your voting base. That's dumb politics for little apparent gain.

akm, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:31 (four years ago)

$1400 obv not $1400k. wow that would be nice

akm, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

Wouldn't be totally shocked at this point if they were like 'no no, we said $14.00, did you not notice the decimal before?'

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:35 (four years ago)

Voucher for a vial of CBD oil, one month free HBO Max and 50% off an epi-pen

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

And you'll like it.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

how do you fuck this up worse than Trump and GOP majority in senate?

they really do hate the people who vote for them. it’s bizarre.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:43 (four years ago)

anyway, glad I’m rich and probably won’t ever vote D* in a national election again and all they can do is trip over themselves to make my life easier. cool cool cool.


(*unless you come out 100%, no ifs and buts on M4A, free college, living wage, etc)

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:48 (four years ago)

*coughs* I told you so *coughs*

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

Warnock going to be there less time than Douggie Jones

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:59 (four years ago)

And look, I don't want to hear any more shit about it, I remember the timeline and the way things unfolded and the dems absolutely initially said $2000, none of this 'well but of course they always only meant an additional $1400' because no they didn't, that was the fucking narrative they wove after they'd bandied the $2000 figure around a bit. And a lot of people bought and regurgitated, and I'm sure a lot of those people will buy whatever fuckin' line they're handed this time. 'Well, there was always gonna be some degree of means testing on distributing the $1400, which is again the figure they'd always said, I have no idea where you got $2000'

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:00 (four years ago)

'bought and regurgitated that line'

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:00 (four years ago)

This is really the equivalent of shitting your running shorts thirty seconds after the starter pistol fires.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:02 (four years ago)

This is really the equivalent of shitting your running shorts thirty seconds after the starter pistol fires.
― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 3, 2021 6:02 PM (twenty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

... while standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:03 (four years ago)

not my favorite Primitive Radio Gods song.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:35 (four years ago)

Small update here: Limiting the benefit results in roughly ~$12 billion in savings, per Dem aide. Whole bill is ~$1.9 trillion

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 3, 2021

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:37 (four years ago)

well good thing!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:45 (four years ago)

fucking infuriating

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:45 (four years ago)

i know where they can shove that $12 billion in savings: my wallet

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:45 (four years ago)

12 million fewer adults and 5 million fewer children getting checks, in order to reallocate .00001 percent of the bill to something people will never see or notice (or into the pockets of an ISP they hate)

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:49 (four years ago)

Well, hey, Biden found something that could bring unity to the ilx politics threads (mostly). So, yay?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:50 (four years ago)

a true bridge builder

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:53 (four years ago)

The Manchin giveth (torturing Neera) and the Manchin taketh away (torturing constituents who don't own coal mines).

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:53 (four years ago)

Tim Kaine reintroducing his bill to end the post-9/11 military force blank check is good.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:54 (four years ago)

I wonder if his leftist son is still cool?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

To put it bluntly? If you're above that threshold you should shut the fuck up. If you make more than $75,000 a year, not only should you not get a stimulus check

More proof, if any were needed, that means-testing government benefits turns that benefit program into a wedge issue that creates a political fissure right at the income point and sorts citizens into opposing groups based on an arbitrary measure of 'deserving'.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

There are a lot of things to be mad at the Dems about, but those of you convinced that this whole $1400 vs $2000 thing is a big deal are just ... wrong. It's not. The Republicans are NEVER going to run ads anywhere talking about $2,000 checks (have you ever even met a Republican?), and people will be glad to get money just like they were glad to get money last year. Also the Dems tried to pass a $1,400 add-on to the $600 in December, so this isn't new, it's a continuation of what they just tried two months ago. I don't think phasing out faster above $75k matters politically either.

There's lots of things to be mad about! Don't waste time on this.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:08 (four years ago)

Well if you don't think it matters I guess it won't to those 12 million people.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:09 (four years ago)

Um, who gives a fuck about what ads might get run. It's absolutely fair to be mad that the Dems are lowering the threshold on this. People need money now, not better ad campaigns in 2022.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:10 (four years ago)

i really don't agree with you Tipsy. Did we forget 2010 or something?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:13 (four years ago)

more angry that the Dems negotiated themselves down. The Republicans were never going to try a reasonable bargain, so this is more the fault of Manchin, Sinema and other more cowardly centrist Dems that took cover

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:14 (four years ago)

Incredible to think they won’t run ads on failure to deliver on promises. They have hours of footage of Biden (and Warnock) promising $2000 checks if only you’d vote for the Democrats.

Now fewer voters are getting smaller checks. That’s bad politics (and bad policy).

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:15 (four years ago)

the $2k vs. $1400 checks isn't very likely to matter in many places, but i think it will 100% matter in georgia, where the dems have a vulnerable senate seat and the state leg. is passing voter repression laws by the boatload. people will certainly remember the $500 million worth of ads that bombarded the airwaves in november and december, especially the closing argument which was "we will give you $2000"

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

more angry that the Dems negotiated themselves down. The Republicans were never going to try a reasonable bargain, so this is more the fault of Manchin, Sinema and other more cowardly centrist Dems that took cover

― Nhex, Wednesday, March 3, 2021 2:14 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think this particular means-test is brought to you by new hampshire senator jeanne shaheen, who just won reelection. apparently she doesn't care much for her co-senator maggie hassan who has a tough fight in 2022.

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:18 (four years ago)

I don’t know, is this even being made an issue of anywhere else? The only place I see people being mad about this is on ILX. Even on the level of what they promised, I always understood that what they were talking about was the $1400 they tried to add on in December. It never even occurred to me that they were talking about separate $2000 checks on top of the $600, because of the way the whole issue evolved.

If they send out $1400 checks to everybody within the next little while, and they need to do it soon, that will be plenty from a political standpoint. Is it actually enough for people who need it? Definitely not for some people. But there are a lot of other forms of aid in the package too. Rental assistance and other things that are more targeted specifically to people who need it most.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:22 (four years ago)

Have you spent much time on Twitter tipsy? I can assure you this is not just ilx mad about this.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:22 (four years ago)

Point being, they need to not get bogged down and get this thing passed and signed.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:23 (four years ago)

The harsher means testing is national news for fuck’s sake.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

IMO, based on how people I know from college have been reacting so entirely anecdotal and by no means scientific or conclusive, his happened largely because well-meaning people who make a lot of money said "I don't need this, I want my senator to put in controls to make sure I don't see it" and senators said "I can do that" and then proceeded to shit directly into their own mouths

It's so fucking dumb, if you don't need the money then GIVE IT AWAY TO SOMEONE OR SOME ORGANIZATION THAT DOES, it's not fucking rocket science and also who cares if some number of rich people get extra money if more non-rich people are also getting money?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

It's absolutely fair to be mad that the Dems are lowering the threshold on this.

Yes. You can be mad about this outcome. But you should also remember that the Dems had no trouble passing that higher threshold when it came to a vote. The Dems also passed a $15/hr minimum wage with votes to spare. I speak of the Dems in the House. They, too, are "the Dems" and they didn't lower a fucking thing. They passed good bills.

We all know the problem is a 50-50 senate and a Republican caucus that will vote as a solid bloc against any and every good piece of legislation, throwing it into the laps of senate Democrats to pull all 50 votes they need out of their 50. If they aren't unanimous, it gets shot down.

So, this isn't an overarching problem with "the Dems", but a rare confluence of events that gives any single senator complete veto power over every piece of legislation Congress could pass. I wish posters would stop flinging their ire at "the Dems", as if this were the plan the party had all along.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

they need to not get bogged down

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, March 3, 2021 12:23 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

too late for this one afaict

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

We all know the problem is a 50-50 senate

fixed for you

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:29 (four years ago)

The money, at this particular moment, is incidental (except to those who really really need the money right now). It's a drop in the bucket in terms of the economic devastation of the past year and that's a whole larger issue that needs to be dealt with ASAP. What matters at this particular moment is the massive unforced error the dems are making with this dumbass goalpost shifting. No, the shit they're pulling isn't going to hit everyone all at once, but it's slowly but surely going to feed the narrative that if they can't live up to this one little promise, they probably can't be relied on for much more. And that's going to sting come 2022 and 2024.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:30 (four years ago)

Aimless, I get all that, but as pointed out above, the problem is the centrist Democrats who played a big part in giving up on this.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

I wish posters would stop flinging their ire at "the Dems"

They’re a voluntary collective, that’s how blame works. When they fail to deliver on something - for the next two years - it is entirely on the party as a whole, because it will be a Democrat standing in the way.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

I wish posters would stop flinging their ire at "the Dems", as if this were the plan the party had all along.

― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, March 3, 2021 1:27 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is fair in terms of what I and others are literally saying when we simply evoke 'the dems' but I just assume that everyone here knows that it's more complex than that. It's more 'the dems who, instead of publicly trumpeting what garbage Manchin and Sinema are, just seem to be folding like rickety lawn chairs in the face of interparty intransigence'.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:35 (four years ago)

'intraparty' rather

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:36 (four years ago)

When they fail to deliver on something - for the next two years - it is entirely on the party as a whole

You are correct that this is how the blame works. I see it happening here on this thread every few minutes. It drives me up a wall that the party that just drew 80,000,000 votes is now forced to act as stupidly as the single stupidest Democratic senator. Chains being as strong as their weakest link, indeed.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:37 (four years ago)

Old Lunch otm. I already have plenty of ire for the Republicans, that goes without saying. I'm extra pissed at the Dems who are caving.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:37 (four years ago)

I agree with the ideas that the Dems stand or fall collectively on what gets done. Where I disagree is that sending out $1,400 checks is delivering — it's delivering $1,400 checks. But whatever. Ire away.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

I mean I'm just repeating a point others have made but it's delivering to a lot fewer people than promised. And that most definitely matters.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

I'm uncharacteristically torn. tipsy's where I was this morning, but I'm in an anti-Biden mood based on the basic point that fewer people will get dough regardless of anticipatory anxiety about attack ads in '22.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:47 (four years ago)

idk why ms. shaheen couldn't have waited for the big infrastructure bill that is apparently coming next to sneak in her little kickback for telecoms.

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:48 (four years ago)

Man, is infrastructure week coming up already?!

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:49 (four years ago)

american infrastructure makes maeby feel "c-minus"

https://www.npr.org/2021/03/03/973054080/potholes-grid-failures-aging-tunnels-and-bridges-nations-infrastructure-gets-a-c

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:53 (four years ago)

NEW: President Biden calls Texas and Mississippi decisions to end mask mandates “a big mistake" and criticizes what he views as “Neanderthal thinking” after CDC warned against complacency in the face of emerging coronavirus variants on Monday. https://t.co/rdOcWokNDa

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 3, 2021

fuck u Joe!

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:55 (four years ago)

lol

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:56 (four years ago)

RIP Neanderthal

bodied by the President, it's realy sad

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:57 (four years ago)

Incredible to think they won’t run ads on failure to deliver on promises. They have hours of footage of Biden (and Warnock) promising $2000 checks if only you’d vote for the Democrats.

Now fewer voters are getting smaller checks. That’s bad politics (and bad policy).

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, March 3, 2021 2:15 PM bookmarkflaglink

so the Rs strategy will be "the Democrats promised you 2k and didn't deliver! vote for us, the party that....also won't give you 2k!"?

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:57 (four years ago)

lol

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:58 (four years ago)

This is the kind of stuff Rs have threatened if Dems nuke the filibuster — withdrawing consent for routine stuff. https://t.co/LYZhIFtsMf

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) March 3, 2021

Hmmmm seems like they’re doing it anyway

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:58 (four years ago)

xpost i know the bigger harm = if you piss off your voter base enough, they stay home on election day, but how are Rs going to successfully enact attack ads that expose that Democrats actually provided a larger one-time stimulus check than they ever did (1400 vs 1200) and when they weren't willing to give them anything, much less 1400.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:59 (four years ago)

xpost - No, but "broken promises" sets up some slam dunk ads that, uh, could easily have been avoided.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:59 (four years ago)

By "slam dunk" I mean easy content.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

so the Rs strategy will be "the Democrats promised you 2k and didn't deliver! vote for us, the party that....also won't give you 2k!"?

Warmock’s opponent won’t have voted against checks... but yes in general. Republicans acting with rank hypocrisy? Inconceivable!

While obstructing Obama for six years they did not continually run on a slow economic recovery and rising healthcare costs.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

so the Rs strategy will be "the Democrats promised you 2k and didn't deliver! vote for us, the party that....also won't give you 2k!"?

― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 3, 2021 2:57 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think the messaging would be more like "remember when you got a check when donald trump was president and not when joe biden was prez?"

of course, that would make me remember the reasons why people needed a stimulus check in the first place...

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

so the Rs strategy will be "the Democrats promised you 2k and didn't deliver! vote for us, the party that....also won't give you 2k!"?

― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 3, 2021 1:57 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Since when did the gop have to give their base anything but dem tears to make them happy?

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:02 (four years ago)

Democrats actually provided a larger one-time stimulus check than they ever did (1400 vs 1200)

people might ignore the "one-time" and focus on the fact that the gop gave away $1800, which is more than the dems gave away. there also might be political value in giving more money in a one-time payment than the previous admin. gave in 4 years, but i'm not a big-brained dc insider.

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:03 (four years ago)

I don't really care about ads (do they actually influence people? idk), but the fear is depressing D turnout in a midterm -- "Dems can't do anything right, why bother?" -- not whether Rs have a cohesive philosophy of governance. Framing this around people switching parties is kind of misleading

rob, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:05 (four years ago)

hope some enterprising Hill staffer at McCarthy's office is ghosting on ILE now taking notes

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:05 (four years ago)

geave mi mani

JoeStork, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

I'm mad about the means testing changes, don't get me wrong, but....think some of you are overestimating how much of an effect it'll have long-term. of course it'll lead to attack ads! but even when Obama's economic recovery was very slow, and attack ads appeared of Obama saying if he couldn't repair the economy, he should be a one-term President, and he still managed to win re-election.

granted, bloodbath at the midterms, but the party in power always loses seats and I tend to feel racism played a role (a Black President! let me vote for people of the opposite party so he can't enact pro-Black legislation!).

i'm with Alfred, I'm just mad about it in principle, not because of optics/lost votes later. plus you can bet, if society re-opens en masse due to the Biden admins aggressive federal efforts in strengthening vaccine production and distribution, even though vaccine development began long before he was in office, he will definitely get a positive bump from that. stuff's open again, nationally! much less people are dying! businesses can be at full capacity! whether he was fully responsible or not, he'll be associated with it.

whether that benefits D Senators and House reps...is another thing.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:08 (four years ago)

people might ignore the "one-time" and focus on the fact that the gop gave away $1800, which is more than the dems gave away. there also might be political value in giving more money in a one-time payment than the previous admin. gave in 4 years, but i'm not a big-brained dc insider.

― little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, March 3, 2021 3:03 PM bookmarkflaglink

screw that, Dems get all of the credit for the $600 in January. wouldn't have even been in the bill if not for D politicians, and they need to mention that in their own ads. not that it matters, it took then a whopping 10 months to do it, Biden's been in office five weeks.

some Senators are already pushing for another round of payments, which I'm sure won't be as easy as I can see that asshole Manchin already pushing back on it, but it should definitely be attempted. i want monthly payments, but i see less of a road for that since there are only a handful on record supporting it. but maybe try for that first, compromise with another one time payment of like...idk, $1,200?

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:11 (four years ago)

Fwiw, the only reason I'm angry about this is the 12 million people who won't get money many of them really need. I was only mentioning the point about ads because I think it's very very unlikely that this doesn't come back to bite the Dems in the ass, pretending this will be completely forgotten by 2022 seems silly. A lot of people suffered economically in this pandemic and I think that's going to extend the memories of a lot of people.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:12 (four years ago)

xpost though to your point I actually see dumb Democrats pushing the "Rs got us $1800 vs $1400, they're better than us" nonsense narrative so the truth doesn't really matter with voters, which I know was your point

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:12 (four years ago)

logistical question - what i read told me that they only go by 2019 tax return if that's what's on file, but if you've filed in 2020, they'll use that (similar to last year). is that true? if so, at least those who had a salary drop in 2019-2020 due to layoffs/furloughs etc may qualify if they have filed for 2020 already....if not, i think they can claim the difference in a credit next year.

that still doesn't come close to paying everybody that was paid before but thinking of add'tl options

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:15 (four years ago)

*filed for 2020

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:16 (four years ago)

God knows complicated explanations are a political winner. The fact is people would have $1800 from a Republican President and a Republican Senate and less than that from a Democratic House, Senate and President.

I don’t think those numbers matter. I think saying “$2000” over and over and over matters and I think no check at all is going to matter a lot to 12 million upper-middle class voters (who are prone to voting).

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:16 (four years ago)

. I wouldn’t be so sure that Dems get credit for the $600 in December. Trump was president. That’s how it will be remembered by lots of folks.

And tbf, the $1400 still hasn’t actually happened. Never doubt their ability to even fuck this up. I’d cop to being a “dumb democrat”, but I might be registered independent now iirc

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:18 (four years ago)

Also, Neanderthal, in the other thread you were calling deeper means testing a dead issue that non-Manchinites had won.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:20 (four years ago)

at least the enhanced unemployment is expected to stay at $400 (which is still too low, but $100 higher than before, which i'll take, since my mother is utilizing it).

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:21 (four years ago)

I just don’t know what doing dumb shit gets them. Like actually who benefits by being stingy after a full year of the economy being more or less shut down for tens of millions of people?

If you’re putting your chips on a gangbusters economy (by no means a forgone conclusion) after vaccinations reopenings then the stimulus will pAy fOr iTsELf.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:22 (four years ago)

You compromise for the thrill of compromise - deal-making is an art...

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:24 (four years ago)

xpost you are right, I did. and now i'm eating crow on that.

but if you recall they were talking about phasing out payments at 50,000 for single participants, 100,000 for married participants, and people were reacting angrily as if that had already happened. the current phase-out changes, though I obviously oppose them, was nowhere near that much of a chop (though still fairly ridiculous)

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:25 (four years ago)

assuming the child credits stay untouched, I have more than a few friends who will benefit greatly from it

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:26 (four years ago)

isn't the idea to give also give money to people that don't need it so they will buy stuff?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

I just don’t know what doing dumb shit gets them.

All 50 democratic senators' votes, instead of fewer than 50.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

well yeah the point of a stimulus is to stimulate the economy, though basically this round of checks is more "the previous administration abandoned you, this is to give you something so you can pay some bills" by this point.

it's dumb to reduce the pay thresholds and i am hoping Manchin gets eaten by wolves.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:29 (four years ago)

if the Democrats think being the party of austerity and “tough on Venezuela/ Iran/ whoever the natsec bugbear of the day is”, but with a rainbow flag slapped on the side going to finally give them those permanent majorities then they are in for some really dark days

but hey wgaf. not me. line go up!

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:29 (four years ago)

Governing more like they prefer divided government to permanent majorities. After all, the country needs a strong Republican Party.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:36 (four years ago)

Loathe though I am to come near this thread, did anyone else see the NYTimes (I think?) story about a lot of state budgets being better off post covid/recession than people predicted? A few states are still doing pretty badly, but a few are actually doing really well, too, and people seem to be at least partly crediting the impact of that $600 stimulus check for taking some of the burden off local governments.

Heck, here's the link: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/01/business/covid-state-tax-revenue.html

And I might as well C&P it, too, for anyone without access:

Virus Did Not Bring Financial Rout That Many States Feared
Grim forecasts held up for a few states, but many took in about as much tax revenue as before the pandemic — sometimes a lot more.

By Mary Williams Walsh

March 1, 2021

Throughout the debate over stimulus measures, one question has repeatedly brought gridlock in Washington: Should the states get no-strings federal aid?

Republicans have mostly said no, casting it as a bailout for spendthrift blue states. Democrats have argued the opposite, saying that states face dire fiscal consequences without aid, and included $350 billion in relief for state and local governments in President Biden’s $1.9 trillion federal stimulus bill, which narrowly passed the House this past weekend. It faces a much tougher fight in the Senate.

As it turns out, new data shows that a year after the pandemic wrought economic devastation around the country, forcing states to revise their revenue forecasts and prepare for the worst, for many the worst didn’t come. One big reason: $600-a-week federal supplements that allowed people to keep spending — and states to keep collecting sales tax revenue — even when they were jobless, along with the usual state unemployment benefits.

By some measures, the states ended up collecting nearly as much revenue in 2020 as they did in 2019. A J.P. Morgan survey called 2020 “virtually flat” with 2019, based on the 47 states that report their tax revenues every month, or all except Alaska, Oregon and Wyoming.

A researcher at the Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center, a nonpartisan think tank, found that total state revenues from April through December were down just 1.8 percent from the same period in 2019. Moody’s Analytics used a different method and found that 31 states now had enough cash to fully absorb the economic stress of the pandemic recession on their own.

“You can see it’s just a completely different story this time,” said Louise Sheiner, a Brookings Institution economist whose research showed that over all, the states struggled far less during the pandemic than in previous recessions.

New Jersey, for instance, managed to avoid financial calamity despite a dire forecast when the pandemic started, because of better-than-expected tax revenue from retail sales and high earners, who lost fewer jobs and reaped the benefits of a bullish stock market. However, it still had to borrow $4 billion in emergency relief.

The findings are being cited by Republican lawmakers. In a Feb. 2 blog post, the House minority leader, Kevin McCarthy, Republican of California, said the J.P. Morgan report was evidence that the states were doing just fine. He called on Democrats not to insist on “blue-state slush funds that are not needed.”

At the same time, Democrats have said states need relief even if their revenues are resilient, because their costs will spiral as schools reopen and vaccination programs roll out.

States need revenue to function. For day-to-day operations, they raise money by collecting different kinds of taxes: sales taxes, income taxes, property taxes, and taxes on singular transactions like energy production or gasoline sales. (For public works, they issue bonds.)

Most state tax collections plunged last spring when shutdown orders started and millions were thrown out of work as businesses closed. That prompted many states to issue doomsday forecasts, lay off workers and turn to Washington for billions of dollars in aid to replace revenue they were expecting to lose. Many feared a replay of the Great Recession, when state revenues fell 8 percent and took more than five years to recover, exacerbating the overall downturn.

But this time, after falling 4 percent over all, Ms. Sheiner said, tax collections turned back up again, all in the span of a few months. She and other public finance experts cautioned that the numbers didn’t tell the full story. With new variants of the virus emerging, the pandemic isn’t over yet, and revenues could slip again — just as states increase spending amid signs of an economic rebound.

Also, averaging the states’ revenues — the J.P. Morgan report used weighted averages to show that revenues last year were down just 0.06 percent from 2019 — can mask the pain of the states whose tax collections have not yet rebounded. And focusing just on state revenue collection glosses over the weakness of local governments, which administer many social services under state administration.

No matter how they measured the states’ rebound, the analysts said the federal stimulus money that began to flow to consumers and small businesses late in March — especially the extraordinary support for the jobless through the end of July — had helped greatly. Those programs allowed consumer spending to continue, even as unemployment surged to levels not seen since the 1930s.

During the Great Recession, Congress sent supplements of just $25 a week. This time, Washington sent supplements of $600 a week. Since the pandemic ravaged low-wage sectors like retail sales and restaurants, adding $600 a week to the lowest unemployment benefits pushed many recipients’ purchasing power above what they had while working.

In Illinois, for example, per capita personal income actually rose as the pandemic kicked in. It climbed to $66,224 in the second quarter, from $59,896 in the first, according to the state’s Office of Management and Budget.

Consumer spending, in turn, bolstered the states’ sales tax revenues. The federal unemployment benefits also buoyed income tax receipts in the 36 states that tax unemployment benefits.

The Federal Reserve helped indirectly by making credit widely available at very low interest rates, prompting investors to leave the safety of the bond markets and buy stocks. That fueled an enormous stock-market rally, which ultimately gave states including New Jersey capital gains to tax.

Many states also benefited from tax-law changes enacted before the pandemic, after a 2018 Supreme Court decision that let them compel out-of-state retailers to collect sales taxes on online purchases. The new laws ended years of legal wrangling over how to tax such sales, just in time to help the states weather the pandemic-induced shift to online shopping.

“If the Covid-19 pandemic had occurred even five years earlier than it did, the impacts to state and local sales taxes would have been truly devastating,” Dan White, director of government consulting and public finance research at Moody’s, said.

In his survey, Peter DeGroot, head of municipal research and strategy at J.P. Morgan, found a handful of states, including Idaho, South Dakota and New Mexico, that managed to take in even more money last year than in 2019. The survey also identified several states where tax revenues have not yet bounced back because they depend heavily on tourism, oil and gas, or coal extraction — among them Hawaii, Nevada, Florida, Texas and West Virginia.

Ms. Sheiner’s analysis showed that Idaho had the biggest revenue recovery of any state. She conducted her research with Byron Lutz, an economist with the Federal Reserve.

The head of Idaho’s Division of Financial Management, Alex J. Adams, said in an interview that the rebound had taken officials by surprise, and that they thought one reason was an influx of new residents from California, seeking to escape that state’s high cost of living — a trend that started before the pandemic but accelerated last year. Mr. Adams also said Idaho didn’t pause construction when the lockdowns happened, which helped economic activity.

Idaho’s Republican governor, Brad Little, said in his State of the State address in January that 2020 revenue collections were strong enough to send $295 million back to the taxpayers, and still have enough to invest in better highways, bridges and broadband access. He also wrote to Idaho’s congressional delegation last year, urging it to oppose the use of no-strings federal dollars to bail out mismanaged states.

With some states now “enjoying windfalls” and others still struggling, Mr. White said a smaller amount of money, more carefully targeted to the states that needed it most, would be the most efficient approach for Congress. But getting assistance to those governments that truly need it, without sending unnecessary aid to those that do not, will require some “exceptional creativity,” he said.

To some extent, the states’ surprising recoveries reflect the timing of events last year. The pandemic started just as many state lawmakers were reviewing initial budget proposals for the coming fiscal year. The proposals, drawn up weeks before the shock, forecast a year of strong tax collections.

Then, in a matter of weeks, millions of people lost their jobs. State officials think of unemployment as a powerful driver of their fiscal affairs; research from past recessions suggests that a single percentage-point increase in the unemployment rate can produce $45 billion worth of state budget woe.

So they braced for disaster. Most states tore up their initial budgets, laid off workers and, like the federal government, pushed back their April income-tax deadlines to mid-July. Income tax receipts plummeted.

In April, the National Governors Association called on Congress to appropriate $500 billion “to meet the states’ budgetary shortfalls.” But the $500 billion of no-strings budget relief did not materialize. Most state lawmakers finished their budgets by the end of June and went home — and were not on hand to see the wave of income-tax revenue that arrived in mid-July.

By the end of July, revenue had recovered to 2019 levels and stayed there, said Ms. Sheiner, the policy director of the Hutchins Center on Fiscal and Monetary Policy at the Brookings Institution. Ms. Sheiner said she and her colleagues had been pointing out the signs of a recovery since September, but state officials remain guarded. They have not yet begun hiring back the 1.3 million public workers they laid off.

“If you talk to state and local government officers, they’re really cautious,” she said. “There’s so much uncertainty. They’re thinking, What if it goes back to how it was last spring?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:37 (four years ago)

lol why aren’t young people making expensive babies?!?!

Experts sound the alarm on declining birth rates among younger generations: "It's a crisis" https://t.co/MkdeBtVFiC

— CBS News (@CBSNews) March 3, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:44 (four years ago)

_I just don’t know what doing dumb shit gets them._

All 50 democratic senators' votes, instead of fewer than 50.


Ok, then, more specifically—what does it get Sinema or Manchin? Who is in their ear telling them that if we give poor and working class people (of which both your states have tons) direct stimulus money then Bad Stuff Will Happen?

Their corporate donors? Jesus? The Great goddamn Gazoo? I’m honestly asking who.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

Millennials are not killing the condom industry.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

Ok, then, more specifically—what does it get Sinema or Manchin?

As you have pointed out, there's plenty of reason to think these are dumb shit moves, poorly conceived, wrong-headed and counter-productive. But we just got a four year object lesson in a president who made countless poorly conceived, wrong-headed and counter-productive dumb shit moves and lost an election because of it. He still thought he was being smart all the way along and we all had to deal with the fallout. Sinema and Manchin aren't senators because they are political geniuses. Stupid assholes get elected, too.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:05 (four years ago)

]There are a lot of things to be mad at the Dems about, but those of you convinced that this whole $1400 vs $2000 thing is a big deal are just ... wrong. It's not. The Republicans are NEVER going to run ads anywhere talking about $2,000 checks


Lmao saving this one.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:05 (four years ago)

yeah thinking about that, they will specifically say "donald trump promised $2000 checks and joe biden gave you $1400"

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:09 (four years ago)

I’m willing to means test the benefit if the poor hicks in tha fuckin sticks are willing to have their amounts in their podunkvilles reduced for their lower costs of living. Now that’s some real means testing.

^^not my real position but just wanted to pass that means test vibe on for ya.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:09 (four years ago)

Experts sound the alarm on declining birth rates among younger generations: "It's a crisis" https://t.co/MkdeBtVFiC

— CBS News (@CBSNews) March 3, 2021

o no, fewer people taking up space in the USA how will the economy survive

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:29 (four years ago)

fewer people who won't stimulus checks imo

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:32 (four years ago)

I’m always confused when headlines scream that lower birth rates are “bad”

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:41 (four years ago)

Conservatives fear them because it means fewer brown babies to discriminate against.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:43 (four years ago)

I thought it was more brown babies that they were afraid of

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:43 (four years ago)

They’re never happy

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:43 (four years ago)


yeah thinking about that, they will specifically say "donald trump promised $2000 checks and joe biden gave you $1400"

Well, if we all live another few years I'm sure we'll find out. I put the odds of this particular check being any kind of an issue at all in the '22 cycle at ... a very small number. We will have about 1,700 other things between now and then for people to get worked up about. And if this particular check is referenced by anyone, it will be Democrats saying "Remember when we gave you money."

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:44 (four years ago)

these babbies are terrible, and in increasingly small portions!

rob, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:44 (four years ago)

millenials not having babies to make room for more illegals

akm, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:48 (four years ago)

The number of babies the average woman in the U.S. is expected to deliver has dropped from nearly four in the 1950s to less than two today.

I'm not a woman, but this seems like nothing but good news to me? For women in particular. Criminy, four kids is a lot.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:50 (four years ago)

Every kind of demographic shift can cause some kind of problems. It's not like there won't be a labor pool in 30 years, because immigration is an easy solution to that, bringing yet a different set of problems. A "crisis" this is not.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:52 (four years ago)

One concern (or concern-troll depending on the outlet) is not having the tax-paying workforce to cover for 85-year old Gen Xers who still won’t stop talking about Lollapalooza I guess.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:54 (four years ago)

and when you touch down, you'll find that it's stranger than known

ok? pic.twitter.com/QWRZpA0QWv

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 3, 2021

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:54 (four years ago)

Sen Johnson Obsessed with Thickness, Inches

rob, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:55 (four years ago)

they call him Thick Johnson

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

One concern (or concern-troll depending on the outlet) is not having the tax-paying workforce to cover for 85-year old Gen Xers who still won’t stop talking about Lollapalooza I guess.

I feel like abundant and cheap legal weed is going address most of that problem.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:58 (four years ago)

Experts sound the alarm on declining birth rates among younger generations: "It's a crisis" https://t.co/MkdeBtVFiC
— CBS News (@CBSNews) March 3, 2021

isn't this how the movie Idiocracy starts?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

Idiocracy specifically starts with smart upwardly mobile white people not making babies leaving that to dumb poor POC and immigrants.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:03 (four years ago)

lol f hazel

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:03 (four years ago)

xp ok it's been awhile i only saw it once

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

Senator Johnson could have produced a chart with even more impressive numbers if he'd gone with pennies instead of one dollar bills.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:08 (four years ago)

i misread the word "pennies" for a second there

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:11 (four years ago)

ew

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:12 (four years ago)

i appreciated that today, in the "neanderthal" interaction with the media, biden knew off-hand how many people had died, as of yesterday. it's hard to explain without the clip, but he fumbled for a card in his pocket which he says he carries with him but had just left on his desk, then explained that the card showed how many americans had died of covid so far, but that as of yesterday it was 511,874.

i hope stuff like that pushes back on the "senile joe" movement to rest a bit, at least one the left. i don't expect the one on the right to ever let up

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:14 (four years ago)

he said it so quickly and easily, too, it was almost alarming. but i recognize that. it comes from just seeing those numbers a lot, consistently and frequently. from feb 20 til around december 2020, i used to log the illinois COVID numbers into my spreadsheet, every single night. even though there were lots of websites that would do that automatically. i liked keeping my own sheet, making my own graphs, etc. because of that, i could rattle off some of the Illinois numbers precisely - the deaths, the new cases, the positive %, hospitalized - without making an effort to commit it to memory. it was just because it was important to me and i was paying attention and it was around.

anyway, three hurrahs for competency, but i like to see that

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:18 (four years ago)

(standard disclaimers: yes, i know that every american president should be in prison for at least a few things they did, and yes of course i hate trump too)

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:19 (four years ago)

i wouldnt say he's any less lucid than any other 78 year old I've known but that's not saying much for a world leader or is it?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:40 (four years ago)

no, but on one hand (the left one, actually), there is much saying that biden is vastly diminished, nearing automaton-status, he can barely speak etc, while on the other hand, the right one, there is also much saying that biden is literally out of his mind and that this paves the way kamala harris which was the plan all along etc

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:04 (four years ago)

may I see your hands

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:05 (four years ago)

actually no

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:05 (four years ago)

it's been 11 months, I'm not sure what might happen

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:05 (four years ago)

You don't have to mention it, no thanks

i'm a government man

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:06 (four years ago)

there is also much saying that biden is literally out of his mind and that this paves the way kamala harris which was the plan all along etc

what else are they planning? tell me more

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:08 (four years ago)

i misread the word "pennies" for a second there

looool, so did I!

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:09 (four years ago)

You don't have to mention it, no thanks

i'm a government man

― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone),

I'm so thin!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:09 (four years ago)

xp it has to do with the one world government and bill gates/vaccinations. this has been in motion for a long time, some say every 80 years, this is the fourth turning, we all know what i'm talking about here

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:10 (four years ago)

xp you have no idea how deeply i related to that song on a literal level during the obama years

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:10 (four years ago)

i would listen to it while riding the train into work and be like "well i guess it's neat to have my own 'song', like mechanics in NJ have springsteen songs"

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:11 (four years ago)

don't even mention it!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:11 (four years ago)

One concern (or concern-troll depending on the outlet) is not having the tax-paying workforce to cover for 85-year old Gen Xers who still won’t stop talking about Lollapalooza I guess.

it is concern trolling and a non-issue. even tiny productivity gains over time will swamp the difference in population. better for the environment too.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:31 (four years ago)

xpost i know the bigger harm = if you piss off your voter base enough, they stay home on election day, but how are Rs going to successfully enact attack ads that expose that Democrats actually provided a larger one-time stimulus check than they ever did (1400 vs 1200) and when they weren't willing to give them anything, much less 1400.

hey if they want ppl to vote for Kamala Harris in 2024, why not push Kamala Harris' bill to give everyone $2,000 a month for the duration of the pandemic? seems like ppl would still remember that in a couple of years

screw that, Dems get all of the credit for the $600 in January.

no they don't, but also what $600

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:33 (four years ago)

We did get $600.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:38 (four years ago)

We did get $600.

I didn't. But I believe that means I can knock $600 off my taxes this year, so...

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:04 (four years ago)

Yep

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:05 (four years ago)

(although I still never got that last $600 check so who knows if I'll even get the $1400)

― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:44 AM (seven hours ago)

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:08 (four years ago)

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/03/claim-missing-stimulus-payments-2020-tax-return.html

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:33 (four years ago)

i am hoping the IRS fixes its blunders from the last few. like maybe give people a week to update their info, a few weeks before checks go out or something.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:34 (four years ago)

when do those $2,000 checks go out the door immediately, again

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:38 (four years ago)

i got the 600 check, but never got the initial 1200.

good system we have here

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:38 (four years ago)

works great for for homeless and transient people too

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:43 (four years ago)

Wow. Chris Hayes is denouncing the stimulus check nonsense.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 March 2021 01:10 (four years ago)

sorry sic, I didn't realize you meant you personally. Between the collapsing Trump regime and the wreckage of USPS I guess it wouldn't be a shock if a lot of checks literally got lost in the mail, or never sent. (I'm in the lucky group that files electronically, so mine just appeared in my bank account.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 4 March 2021 01:51 (four years ago)

I got a check as my old bank was closed after the first one

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 01:59 (four years ago)

yeah, the fact that heaps of ppl didn’t get the $600 bcz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ makes it even more infuriating that nobody’s getting $2000 bcz lol@u, and hugely more infuriating that heaps of ppl won’t get the $1400 bcz fuck you, and that THE ECONOMY WON’T GET THAT STIMULUS bcz fuck_everyone-tim_dog.mp3

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Thursday, 4 March 2021 02:02 (four years ago)

As frustrating as the stimulus and minimum wage moves have been, I think HR1 is going to be the real gut check. This absolutely needs to pass if the democrats want a future, and that means getting around the filibuster. If they do not have a plan to pull this through, they might as well just pack it up rather than deal with months of humiliation as house bills crash upon the rocks.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 4 March 2021 05:37 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EvnNcTIWgAAzI4v?format=png&name=900x900

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2021 06:44 (four years ago)

under deadline, unscrupulous journos C&P from the press kit instead of listening to the album

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 March 2021 12:06 (four years ago)

the pareene article poster has logged on. thinking about this one from early january after yesterday's stuff about who deserves $2000.

https://newrepublic.com/article/160810/2000-stimulus-checks-vaccine-rollout-democrats

A politics designed to avoid backlash would be more forgivable if our governing institutions and political leadership were effective. In the United States of 2021, they are just exacerbating the widespread incompetence. The alternative to $2,000 checks wasn’t a better-targeted stimulus—it was $600 checks. The alternative to handing out the vaccine more freely isn’t a more efficient rollout to the people who need it most—it’s perfectly good doses spoiling and getting tossed out. It’s time to err on the side of generosity. Give everyone vaccines and checks.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:20 (four years ago)

What, do you want to live in a socialism full of comminists and anarchyists?

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:24 (four years ago)

I do feel like a lot of centrists are compelled to means-test and otherwise make things complicated because it superficially seems smarter and more responsible! In their view, blunt solutions are suspect because they seem too simple; surely, there's room to fiddle around and improve them.

jaymc, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

what are the chances that senate leadership is allowing concessions on the stimulus in exchange for support on filibuster fixes?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:40 (four years ago)

Would think that alternative of issuing everything and then means testing before teh next tax return day would have been a lot smarter. since it would have recognised the stimulus point of the cheques being issued and allowed teh economy to be stimulated.
Time being of the essence for a lot of people etc whereas hopefully if it worked now things would be a lot better by then.
Seems to be shortsightedness rather tahn over intelligence not to be working that way doesn't it?

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

Finally some good news: The White House has agreed to drop retaliatory US tariffs on UK exports including scotch whisky, raising hopes of improved relations as talks continue about a post-Brexit transatlantic trade deal...

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:48 (four years ago)

Oh hell yes.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:51 (four years ago)

whew

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:19 (four years ago)

que lindo

The day after the Transportation Dept's watchdog office referred Elaine Chao to DOJ for potential prosecution, her husband, then-Senate Majority @LeaderMcConnell pushed to confirm a new head for that watchdog officehttps://t.co/KhQer1uBE4https://t.co/8LL0ryVLFu pic.twitter.com/hXunnncNvK

— Nick Schwellenbach (@schwellenbach) March 4, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:26 (four years ago)

who will hold mitch accountable?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:54 (four years ago)

....unless maybe it's mitch himself?

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has compiled a short list of successors in his home state of Kentucky, preparing for the possibility that he does not serve out his full term, Kentucky Republicans tell The Intercept. https://t.co/L3p9mbWlni

— The Intercept (@theintercept) March 4, 2021

v intersting if true

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

The zombie hand must be trying to strangle him at night

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:28 (four years ago)

i suspect that's news to mitch

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:28 (four years ago)

Tim Scott, another so-called moderate and another asshole:

Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.), who led his chamber’s GOP police reform effort during the last Congress, predicted that the House bill would go nowhere in the Senate, noting “it’s the same one that they passed before.” However, Scott said he’d spoken to his Democratic counterpart, New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker, in policing talks as recently as last weekend.

“It just depends on their definition of bipartisan,” Scott said, when asked if a compromise was possible. “It depends on whether or not their bill includes demonizing police officers or not.”

https://www.politico.com/states/new-york/city-hall/story/2021/03/04/policing-guns-voting-rights-historic-democratic-goals-hit-senate-skids-1366758

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:52 (four years ago)

I don’t know why Tim Scott doesn’t just make a thumbs down gesture and call it a day

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

What is happening now: GOP Sen. Ron Johnson objected to dispense the reading of the bill, forcing the 628-page bill to be read out loud before 20 hours of debate can begin in earnest. A Senate clerk started reading the bill out loud around 3:20 p.m. ET and it is expected to take about 10 hours.

thoughts and prayers to the Senate clerk.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:12 (four years ago)

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/03/04/climate-change-john-kerry-talking-to-banks-asset-managers-about-clean-energy.html

Who needs a Green New Deal when you can create exciting new bubbles for Wall Street?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:19 (four years ago)

Creating new government financed and publicly owned energy generation and distribution institutions like the New Deal TVA and BPA would be most excellent. Until Congress changes radically, it's so not gonna happen.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:25 (four years ago)

I am not an expert on finance wrt the environment, but I doubt SPACS are going to move the needle.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:25 (four years ago)

All the while, Hydro-Québec works incredibly well.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:31 (four years ago)

Pareene’s podcast is extremely relevant this week:

https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-politics-of-everything-2/episode/the-unnatural-endurance-of-bipartisanship-82125082

The Unnatural Endurance of Bipartisanship

Joe Biden ran for president promising to “revive” the spirit of bipartisanship, put an end to factional battles, and bring Americans together after an era of painful division. Yet faced with an intransigent, extremist Republican Party that has little to gain from compromise, such a vision of politics seems quaint at best. On Episode 26 of The Politics of Everything, hosts Laura Marsh and Alex Pareene look into the history of bipartisanship as an ideal. The show features Paul Blest, a co-founder of Discourse Blog; Ed Burmila, the author of a forthcoming book on the mistakes of the Democratic Party; Osita Nwanevu, a staff writer at The New Republic; and Julian Zelizer, a professor of history at Princeton University. Does bipartisanship have a future in American politics? And, more to the point, should it?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:32 (four years ago)

fwiw there’s some pretty solid research on $12/hr being a good federal minimum wage target by 2020 which was, uh, last year obv but there’s nothing magical about the number 15 other than it alliterates with “fight for”. by 2025, according to this analysis, $15/hr starts looking about right.

https://www.epi.org/publication/we-can-afford-a-12-00-federal-minimum-wage-in-2020/

A federal minimum wage of $12.00 in 2020 would return the wage floor to about the same position in the overall wage distribution that it had in 1968.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:30 (four years ago)

Tim Scott, another so-called moderate and another asshole

Who thinks Tim Scott is a moderate besides white people?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:33 (four years ago)

If you are a Black Republican in the year 2021, you also have QAnon tattoos on your duodenum

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:33 (four years ago)

Politico and cable news hacks, hence my adjective, alas

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2021 00:12 (four years ago)

I don't trust any non-profit economic think tank, even if it is supposedly a progressive one. Such orgs mostly exist to line the pockets of their boards and high level staff while paying lip service to ideas they don't care about.

$12 isn't a livable wage, period, and anyone saying anything else is an asshole.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 01:49 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIegpdFQqk

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 5 March 2021 01:56 (four years ago)

$12 an hour didn't happen last year and $15 an hour isn't on the table for 2025 anymore so I don't think I understand the point of the thought exercise anyway?

It's also very strange to base it on the wage distribution of 1968, the year that MLK started the Poor People's Campaign because shit was so bleak for so many.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 02:37 (four years ago)

It's a think tank doing what they do best-- absolutely nothing of any fucking value.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 02:39 (four years ago)

I watched that BBC4 documentary on Stax a couple nights ago and the section when it goes through Otis dying and then a few months later MLK being shot in Memphis was so unbelievably sad. There is a clip of that f'n mayor of Memphis talking about the striking garbage workers who really echoed that now might be a different day, but it's the same a$$holes often in charge and same BS. Uncle Sam can be just one mean son of a bitch.

It occurred someone should play straight and pull that old footage and make it look like a Fox right wing broadcast defending it. I think that image would resonate.

earlnash, Friday, 5 March 2021 02:51 (four years ago)

a heuristic i have used to sort out voices to listen to on the minimum wage goes something like "there has been a powerful, growing, nationwide movement that has genuine grassroots working class support and person-to-person organizing power, and whose advocates have presumably done their fucking homework and know what they need economically, and it is called Fight For $15, so how about we just trust them that that's a good floor?"

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 March 2021 03:17 (four years ago)

i trust them.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 March 2021 09:53 (four years ago)

Is that garbage strike well known to the public? Apart from the famous speech that came out of it, which I'd wonder how many people would link to it.
& the situation that triggered teh strike is so appalling. NOt having places to warm themselves and stay out of the rain etc workers would sit inside their trucks and one got turned on and crushed those inside. Always hope that there might be a bottom line for work conditions taht couldn't be sunk below. I mean gosh they were probably warned taht taht was bad practise but like cold is cold and wet is wet and what are you going to do in the middle of a shift. If you're stuck with inhumane conditions you try to do your best with the hand you're dealt etc.
Hope things likie tat are protected against at the moment though, wouldn't be surprised tehy ahdn't progressed at all.

Stevolende, Friday, 5 March 2021 10:11 (four years ago)

the $12/hr analysis uses 1968 because that was the historical peak of the minimum wage. but you’re right milo, there’s nothing magic about a “peak” that still left millions of people in poverty. did you know the poor people’s campaign still exists by the way? they think $12/hr is trash. anyway i still think it’s useful to see what it would take to get us to that 1968 peak, and the strong evidence that there would be very little negative repercussions for the wider economy. aita??

as i’ve said many times here, if the minimum wage had kept pace with productivity growth since the late 60s it would be north of $20/hr right now - which seems better than either of those numbers!

xpost

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 March 2021 10:12 (four years ago)

$12/hour = 25k a year. that's way too low. it's better than what it is now, yes, so of course I'd rather $12 than 7.25 an hour, but you also have to remember that most of these jobs that will be paying this amount won't give their employees much opportunity for advancement, so it'll get worse as inflation keeps growing.

$15/hour isn't actually *that much money* either but it's $31,200 per year, which isn't great but gives people more of a fighting chance.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 14:35 (four years ago)

when I was making $12/hour I was still living with my parents. after taxes, that came out to about $800 a pay period (semi-monthly).

so $1600/month. let's say you have a car note of $300/month

$1300 left.

let's say you want to ....eat. and you spend $50/week on groceries/food

$1100 left

Ok, you drive places and you fill up once a week. that's .....let's say $35/week

$960 left

Student loans? $100/month?

$860 left

if you're renting a one bedroom, where I live, you're already fucked. if you're doing the roommate thing, you could possibly get by on $500/month. so let's say you do that

$360 left - or $12/day to do....anything else really.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 14:39 (four years ago)

Good morning!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2021 14:44 (four years ago)

good morning Alfred your rent is due please send to me via check or money order

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 14:46 (four years ago)

my condo association fees are due today, actually, thanks for the reminder

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2021 14:51 (four years ago)

Meanwhile, anyone left alive in the Senate?

Dems seem to have outplayed GOP on the Covid delay. After the all-night reading, @ChrisVanHollen simply got up, proposed shortening the debate from 20 hours to 3 and no Republican including @RonJohnsonWI was around to contest. In the end, the dramatic Bill reading delayed nothing

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) March 5, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2021 14:52 (four years ago)

lol

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 5 March 2021 15:02 (four years ago)

hahahaha

a (waterface), Friday, 5 March 2021 15:32 (four years ago)

the modern-day Poor People's Campaign is a different organization from MLK's afaik. established in 2017.

eisimpleir (crüt), Friday, 5 March 2021 15:41 (four years ago)

Parlolmentary procedure

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 5 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

thanks crut - didn’t realise that.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 March 2021 16:48 (four years ago)

here's your minimum wage shit list

Joe Manchin (WV)
Jon Tester (MT)
Jeanne Shaheen (NH)
Maggie Hassan (NH)
Angus King (ME)
Kyrsten Sinema (AZ)
Tom Carper (DE)
Chris Coons (DE)

+ 50 GOP

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:27 (four years ago)

What's up with the Northeasters?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:31 (four years ago)

they make too much money

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

half will come out with statements about how they really really really really support the minimum wage increase but can't get past the oath they swore to defend Senate traditions and the parliamentarian unto death

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

UI benefits now lowered to $300 too?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:38 (four years ago)

xp Right. Even if they claim that the vote is about process, they're basically saying that they think respecting the parliamentarian is ultimately more important than raising the minimum wage.

jaymc, Friday, 5 March 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

goddammit. that's so unnecessary and stupid.

they extended it another month which is their way of saying "see, it's still the same amount of money!", but that only works if your landlord only charges you for one month of rent across August/Sept

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:42 (four years ago)

supposedly the proposal would also make the first $10,200 in unemployment insurance benefits nontaxable.

that really only helps you next year though

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:43 (four years ago)

well, ok, this year if you were having federal withholding proactively taken from it i guess

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:43 (four years ago)

Democrats won the Senate by campaigning on $2,000 checks.

Then we had to message $600+$1,400=$2,000.

Then we narrowed eligibility = 17 million fewer people getting checks under Biden v. Trump.

All to save $12B in a $1.9T package with no GOP support. All for a couple moderates.

— Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett) March 5, 2021

aide to Julian Castro - it's maybe not just Brooklyn podcasters and DSA Twitter who think $1400 vs. $2000 (followed by 'no check for you') is a fuck up.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

Maggie Hassan (NH)

i feel like i pay a decent amount of attention to national politics, and yet there's always at least one senators where i'm like "who the fuck are you? never heard of ya"

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

RONALD REAGAN WAS ELECTED IN 1980. THAT WAS 41 YEARS AGO. THERE ARE NO MORE 'REAGAN DEMOCRATS.' THEY'RE ALL DEAD. FUCK THE FUCK OFF WITH THIS BULLSHIT.

The Rise of the Biden Republicans
The pollster who identified “Reagan Democrats” in the 1980s sees the emergence of a mirror image voting bloc. And it spells trouble for a GOP dominated by Trump.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:48 (four years ago)

she's up for re-election next year too, after winning by less than 800 votes in 2016

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

xp

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

the bill is a good thing for many many people, and the child credit component is going to help a lot of people. but the bill could have been way better if idiot moderates hadn't been allowed to water the fucking thing down.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

even the child credit was watered down to one year

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:50 (four years ago)

"all for a couple of moderates". there were 8?

i mean those are bad votes, but i'm not sure what the other 42 were supposed to do.

(biden on the other hand can eat shit for not grabbing some lapels and leaning over people and yelling at them from the toilet johnson-style on this.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:51 (four years ago)

xpost didn't see that. meh. that's going to piss off one of my friends who is a single mother of three.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

like look at this gruel. she has no opinions. biden could totally have persuaded her.

pic.twitter.com/a2VkwKcY8r

— Kyrsten Sinema (@SenatorSinema) March 5, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

The 8 moderate votes were on a procedural vote for a roll call vote on the minimum wage, not the check allocation

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

i don't think senators release statements on purely "procedural votes". those were de facto votes against raising the minimum wage to $15 and there were 8 of them.

but yeah point taken, the castro aid is referring to the "savings" (money isn't real) from reducing the checks. they didn't substantively vote on that yet, did they? are there amendments for $2000, etc.? or is it just a straight $1400 vote?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:55 (four years ago)

De facto rejection or not, it was a procedural vote that keeps everyone - like Sinema and every Republican in a state where people want a minimum wage increase - off the actual record on the minimum wage.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:57 (four years ago)

well, yes, they didn't have the votes to increase the minimum wage to $15?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:02 (four years ago)

love to see it

If any Senator believes this is the last time they will cast a vote on whether or not to give a raise to 32 million Americans, they are sorely mistaken. We’re going to keep bringing it up, and we’re going to get it done because it is what the American people demand and need.

— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) March 5, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:02 (four years ago)

could someone explain the "avoid another cliff" point here?

Overall I think this is a deal worth making
• taxing UI benefits is good policy during normal times if benefits are generous (it’s a more efficient way of means-testing), but forgiveness this year makes sense to avoid surprise tax bills, both a policy and political problem https://t.co/DPuC99wGAL

— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock) March 5, 2021


• the trade off of going from $400/week to $300 in exchange for tax forgiveness is a regressive one, but extending the benefit duration for much longer will be progressive, and will avoid another cliff. And $300 is still over 100% replacement for 50% of people, which is great

— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock) March 5, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

The House bill would have had UI benefits expiring during a recess IIRC

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:34 (four years ago)

The day can get even better!

So I am hearing the issue on the floor is: Dueling amendments coming up on UI. There's the deal centrist/progressive Dems struck earlier, then a Portman one to cut UI and reduce duration. There's concern Manchin could vote for Portman's.

— Jim Newell (@jim_newell) March 5, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:35 (four years ago)

earmarks can't come back soon enough.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:41 (four years ago)

Maybe he just hates the pressure of being President and wants to lose Congress so he can be irrelevant again.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:43 (four years ago)

Manchin seems like the kind of asshole who will jerk people around just to show he has the power to do it. He thinks it magnifies his importance.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:45 (four years ago)

Again with the massive overestimation of the power of the president in these situations. Remember when Trump muscled the ACA repeal through Congress? When Obama didn't have to make a million trade-offs to get the ACA passed? When W rammed through his Social Security privatization and immigration reform bill? No? Because they didn't happen.

But sure, it's just that Sleepy Joe doesn't want it enough.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

No one has mentioned Biden today.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:58 (four years ago)

Which President were you referring to?

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:00 (four years ago)

But I mean, Democrats internal disarray over the ACA and everything else worked out wonderfully so we should absolutely be cool with Democrats repeating it now.

The ACA repeal was delayed because it politically unpopular, whereas the COVID relief act in general, $15 minimum wage, enhanced UI and $2000 checks all poll far better than Joe Biden or anyone in Congress.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:02 (four years ago)

Presidential Manchin, the proper noun being talked about for the preceding 10 posts.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:03 (four years ago)

President Manchin

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:03 (four years ago)

Senator Sinema a little too happy for poverty wages to remain pic.twitter.com/ze2T2CGtML

— RootsAction (@Roots_Action) March 5, 2021

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:10 (four years ago)

tee hee hee. Fuck off.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:11 (four years ago)

If earmarks had existed now, Biden, who lived through this era, might've been able to buy Manchin and Sinema.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:14 (four years ago)

President <asshole senator> is a construction that's been around here since forever:

US POLITICS: AMERICANS, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW PRESIDENT... SCOTT BROWN!

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:20 (four years ago)

🎶 It's Been Sinema All Along 🎶

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:21 (four years ago)

lol

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:21 (four years ago)

haha

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:21 (four years ago)

lmao

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:22 (four years ago)

It’s mind boggling to believe the Sinema clip is real. The curtain isn’t supposed to be peeled back quite that far.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

this Mean Girls remake cuts a little too close to home

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:34 (four years ago)

If sleepy Joe wanted any of this he’d be using the bully pulpit. Obviously that exposes him to cascading gaffes and questions about his cognitive abilities. But it is his job.

Which most likely means he doesn’t want these things.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:46 (four years ago)

Sinema is fucking revolting, and that little floppy dance makes it undeniable. She needs to be primaried out of existence. Does she think she's cute in her boots and her idiotic backpack? WTF with this shit. AZ voted in Mark Kelly. They don't need this crap.

akm, Friday, 5 March 2021 19:50 (four years ago)

Bully pulpits work in 2020? Bully pulpits work when you've got (a) earmarks (b) a conspiratorial electorate ready to believe your messianic fantasies.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:53 (four years ago)

*2021 lol

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:53 (four years ago)

It's important that Biden not rock the boat now by pressuring Manchin and Sinema, because he will need their votes on the John Lewis VRAA, public option, PRO Act and many other bills that will never make it to the Senate floor because of the filibuster.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:54 (four years ago)

xps look i'm mad at sinema too but can we dial back the misogyny a notch or two

so last weekend i was in a very small town in the southern utah desert. there is a coffee shop there that has managed to survive over the past 15 years. it's a mom and pop store. they made a point to be very friendly to us (a gay couple) and were a delight to talk to. i asked how business was over the last year and they said that they were holding on, but one thing that would absolutely shut them down would be a $15 minimum wage. she said that she believed people should be paid that but that they wouldn't survive it. i know we all hate small business owners but it would truly be a travesty if this coffee shop in green river utah were gone. do yee oh wise ones of ilx have a response to this kind of scenario.

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:56 (four years ago)

one would think you could still put public pressure on senators in states where these objectives poll extremely well (i.e., all of them. literally every single state), but it’s possible that people are so inured to the failure of our elected leaders to actually govern that they figure hey why bother.
extremely bad look though imo.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:59 (four years ago)

Low wage workers put their money directly into the economy, an actual 'rising tide lifts all boats' scenario because now more people can afford a $5 cup of coffee.

A $15 minimum wage increase would come over the course of four years, allowing the coffee shop owner's circumstances to adjust, with predictable increases going forward. (I'd also be incredibly surprised if a coffee shop's labor costs weren't well behind raw materials, utilities and rent in expenses.)

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

xpost yeah if you can’t pay an employee then do the work yourself

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

Part of the reason our economy is perpetually on the verge of crisis is that half the country doesn't have money to spend unless they use credit cards with usurious rates of interest.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

ty milo

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:02 (four years ago)

Part of the reason our economy is perpetually on the verge of crisis is that half the country spends all their money on chai lattes, iirc

Fetchboy, Friday, 5 March 2021 20:05 (four years ago)

i asked how business was over the last year and they said that they were holding on, but one thing that would absolutely shut them down would be a $15 minimum wage.

My problem is that this has so long been a knee-jerk response to any call for increasing the minimum wage from "small" business owners that it is really hard to take seriously at this point. Undoubtedly it may be true in some cases, but I need more than just because it might be hard for them to figure out, tbqh.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:06 (four years ago)

The important part of the minimum wage missing in most discussions: you're not required to pay the $15 now or else shut down! It's phased in over a few years.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

i knwo a non-zero amount of people whose daily livelihoods equals foreclosing their futures to scrape by today.

it was even worse when credit cards were allowed to charge overlimit fees. that shit used to put me in a cycle I couldn't escape when I was in college, to where I couldn't afford my books one semester

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:08 (four years ago)

I was working construction when gas prices hit $4.25 regularly, doubling the price per gallon for work trucks that didn't get amazing fuel economy left a lot of contractors queasy on a lot of nights.

If the minimum wage had risen $.50 per year for the last two decades, that kind of shock wouldn't be an issue.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:10 (four years ago)

(The White House seems to be floating a desire to bring Republicans to the table for less than $15 (lol but maybe) but anyone who defends that should be heaped with abuse.)

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:12 (four years ago)

Fwiw, map, I'm not trying to shut you down or dismiss the very real fears for small business owners. It's more that we've just heard that from so many business owners (legit small ones and "small" ones that use it as an excuse) with the intention of ending any and all discussion about giving people a reasonable living wage that it grates to hear it, no matter the intention. The answer, unfortunately, is to not base the decision on the businesses operating on the slimmest of margins, no matter how much we may all have examples of those we want to survive.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:18 (four years ago)

Low wage workers put their money directly into the economy, an actual 'rising tide lifts all boats' scenario because now more people can afford a $5 cup of coffee.

A $15 minimum wage increase would come over the course of four years, allowing the coffee shop owner's circumstances to adjust, with predictable increases going forward. (I'd also be incredibly surprised if a coffee shop's labor costs weren't well behind raw materials, utilities and rent in expenses.)

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 8:00 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm realizing there is also a vicious trap that these tourist towns get into where they just rely more and more on a tourist economy, pay transient workers and no one roots down to develop the *actual* on-the-ground economy of the town. sort of similar to boom and bust of extraction economies. if businesses are paying their employees suddenly more people can afford to live and spend in the town without needing to be a wfh-er.

xp i don't care if you want to shut me down or not jon but tbh you aren't engaging with my question by offering a substantive response, just a glib one

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:20 (four years ago)

like i was asking, what would you say to this person - pretty sure "we're sick of worrying about you" is a shitty thing that you would never have the guts to actually say to anyone irl

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:21 (four years ago)

Sen. Maggie Hassan wouldn’t answer when I asked her why she voted against an effort to raise wage to $15. “I have long been supportive of increasing the minimum wage,” she said.

I asked her what was wrong with this one, and her aide interjected and said she’s late for a meeting

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 5, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:22 (four years ago)

Veep energy

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:23 (four years ago)

If the filibuster stays intact, which seems all too likely rn, then any increase in the minimum wage would require Republican votes. While I recognize the force of the argument that inadequate stopgap measures diminish momentum toward a genuinely workable solution, I think there are millions of workers mired in minimum wage jobs who'd accept an inadequate raise in wages as a very good thing, even if it's only to $10/hr.

As many of us have experienced, when you live hand to mouth, every dollar you earn has a vital purpose to perform at once. For anyone in that position, the argument that the strategy should be $15 or bust, even after you know $15 is a dead letter for two more years at least, is going to be met with incredulity.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:25 (four years ago)

xpost - I never said I was "sick of worrying" about folks like that. Nor is that remotely the truth. I want to improve our system for everyone, so no one has to teeter on those margins.

I don't think it's "glib" to point out that we can't just give up on a livable minimum wage because it might hurt some businesses. Of course it sucks to lose more independent, small family run businesses and I absolutely sympathize with someone who might be on the verge of losing their dream. But I don't have the answer.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:27 (four years ago)

Fuck off, aimless

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:29 (four years ago)

no thanks. perhaps you'd like to.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:30 (four years ago)

Manchin having a fucking great time being a shitty ass attention whore, huh?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:30 (four years ago)

sorry haven't been able to follow much today

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:31 (four years ago)

If your dream relies on rock-bottom wages for your employees, it’s actually a nightmare.

scampopo (suzy), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:31 (four years ago)

I don't know I'm so angry about map's response, but jfc. I grew up and lived in small towns most of my life so I don't need to be condescended to about the value of small town businesses.

But for fuck's sake, I'm not going to say, "gee, sorry 608,000 factory workers, you guys can't get a livable wage because Joe from Joe's cafe says he can't pay his two part time high schoolers $15 an hour."

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:33 (four years ago)

The fallacy here is that small businesses and Fortune 500 companies absolutely need to be treated the same.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 20:40 (four years ago)

If you can't afford to run a business without underpaying your workers, you can't afford to run a business. Even if you're a nice old couple who's friendly to visiting gay couples.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:44 (four years ago)

How is that a fallacy? So the single mom working at a McDonald’s franchise or coffee shop needs a pay increase less than a AT&T worker?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:44 (four years ago)

unperson otm

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

i know we all hate small business owners but it would truly be a travesty if this coffee shop in green river utah were gone. do yee oh wise ones of ilx have a response to this kind of scenario.

― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:56 PM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've had this convo with small business owners and I don't have the answers either. They look at their thin margins and feel attacked by the messaging that they're not paying people an honest wage and ultimately they have to take home less in their own pocket. I do want to acknowledge that if you thought that was a good business model, to some degree it’s because you were told it was. You learned it and watched others be called successful for doing it. It doesn't mean you "failed." It might mean that your business model is flawed though, and artificially expanded beyond its capabilities.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 5 March 2021 21:00 (four years ago)

The fallacy here is that small businesses and Fortune 500 companies absolutely need to be treated the same.

But the minute you start carving out exceptions for the "little guys", the big guys immediately figure out how to utilize the loopholes to their advantage so they can continue underpaying their workers.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2021 21:01 (four years ago)

A guy who owned a deli/catering businesses where all his workers are either family members or Latinx immigrants, told me angrily that if min wage went up to $15, he would have to pay the dishwashers 15, and then the more valuable employees would need to get THEIR wages raised, and pretty soon he'd be out of business. I mean, I hear what he's saying but also his Latinx employees' kids were the demographic of 30% of my school and a lot of them were living in circumstances that "small business owners" would never consider living in to save money.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 5 March 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

suzy otm.

some small businesses will go bust - not that many, per the analysis i linked upthread - but small businesses go bust every day of the year.

there’s also this paper, which rounds up a recent wave of research into the effect of the minimum wage on low-wage employment: https://cepr.net/documents/publications/min-wage-2013-02.pdf

It’s called “Why Does the Minimum Wage Have No Discernible Effect on Employment?” and it’s from 2013.

it notes that “The employment effect of the minimum wage is one of the most studied topics in all of economics.”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 March 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

The knock on effect is a big part of why Biden’s desire to negotiate down with Republicans is an unacceptable failure. $15 in four years ultimately changes the lives of half the working population of the country.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 21:08 (four years ago)

How is that a fallacy? So the single mom working at a McDonald’s franchise or coffee shop needs a pay increase less than a AT&T worker?

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 3:44 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I was not talking about workers.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 21:44 (four years ago)

Just the companies they work for? There is no fallacy in treating small businesses and Fortune 500 companies the same when it comes to labor law.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 21:46 (four years ago)

SMEs can be provided with relief to cushion for the increase in wages.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 22:18 (four years ago)

They already have that relief, a multi-year phase in. Paying businesses directly to 'cushion' their labor costs and hoping they pass it on is just socializing risk and privatizing profit once more - and immediately falls prey to evasion by large businesses who want to get that free money.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:24 (four years ago)

AT&T needs a multi-year phase in? Ok.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 22:27 (four years ago)

Yes, that's what I said, exactly.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:29 (four years ago)

Well if small businesses need a multi-year phase in, I would argue some corporations don't. Hence, there's a difference of treatment between SMEs and large corporations/businesses.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 22:36 (four years ago)

I'm just going to repeat what I keep on repeating: nothing less than $15 is acceptable, and even that amount is much too low. $20 should be the figure that we should be fighting over, as has been mentioned numerous times.

Nothing that any sMaLl bUsInEsS oWnERs say changes that, nothing that anyone says changes that.

If you can't afford to pay your workers a living wage, then you and your business can get fucked. Period.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:36 (four years ago)

What if you can't afford your workers a living wage because overall workers aren't paid enough to buy enough of your services/products?

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 22:37 (four years ago)

volume =! margin

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:38 (four years ago)

There are about 10 posts answering that particular concern-troll in the last 50 posts.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:38 (four years ago)

The way to avoid this exact scenario was to flip at least 1-2 more Senate seats in November. We didn't, so here we are.

Want to lessen Manchin/Sinema's power? Flip more seats.https://t.co/RBZCw4GCNi

— Charles #GetCovered-ba (@charles_gaba) March 5, 2021

Feel like now is not the right time to play the "give us money so we can have a majority so good things can happen" card, since they have a majority.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:41 (four years ago)

I worked in an organic grocery store in tourist town of ~3600 people, and the starting wage was $10/hr, with 50cent increases every 6 months. It was back-breaking work.

The owners owned four houses, including one in a *different* tourist town across the Oregon border, and balked and retaliated against anyone who asked for a raise. Yet they were always wondering why none of the younger employees stuck around...

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:42 (four years ago)

Small business owners who say shit like this are essentially telling their workers, "get fucked so we can live a middle class (or upper middle-class) existence."

Fuck those people and anyone defending them.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

Sure, and some other businesses, providing essential services to poor neighbourhoods for example, are struggling to survive even with artificially low wages. If your answer to that is: they deserve to close. Well, I don't know, it just adds poverty in the end, it just seems cruel to me. I don't see why addressing complexities across a wide spectrum of economic situations is always seen as such a bad thing by americans, even on the left, especially that it works very well elsewhere on the continent.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 22:54 (four years ago)

Sure, and some other businesses, providing essential services to poor neighbourhoods for example, are struggling to survive even with artificially low wages.

Such as?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 22:56 (four years ago)

and I'm not even proposing to reduce the minimum wage of 15$, agreed with Table that 15$ is the absolute bare minimum. I just think that some different realities need to be dealt differently.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 22:56 (four years ago)

Such as?

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 5:56 PM (twenty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Independent grocery stores. Restaurants.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

Ah, yes, "poor neighborhoods" widely known for being hubs of independent grocery stores.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:00 (four years ago)

Perhaps Americans are averse to your stances because your "wide spectrum of economic situations" are pulled directly from your ass to justify half measures and further subsidies of downtrodden classes like "grocery store owners."

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:03 (four years ago)

If you're talking about bodegas, corner stores, and delis, which are large parts of the food infrastructure of poorer neighborhoods in the US, then I'd like to let you know that selling some crappy vege, blunt wraps, and snack food isn't providing an essential service. If anything, poor neighborhoods need more actual grocery stores, whether they're chains or not.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:05 (four years ago)

(response to VHS, obv)

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:05 (four years ago)

is there data to suggest mandatory wage increases actually cause small businesses to close or is it a chamber of commerce et al. talking point

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:07 (four years ago)

Milo, I really hope you find meaning in your antagonism because from here it looks sad.

The only difference is that I don't see a problem with subsidies for struggling SMEs, something that shouldn't be very controversial within leftist circles, and I that don't understand why there should be a phase-in for larger corporations to implement 15$ minimum wage.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 23:09 (four years ago)

Yes yes completely uncontroversial in leftist circles to (further) subsidize the literal petite bourgeoisie, how could anyone disagree?

The phase-in over the course of years is the "relief to cushion" you requested.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:14 (four years ago)

The minimum wage went up in Seattle and until covid people couldn’t stop falling over themselves to open restaurants. A local bagel shop was offering $250 gift cards to anyone making a successful referral.

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:20 (four years ago)

There was a longer phase in for “small” businesses, with under 500 employees worldwide, but as of this year small employers get a discount of $1.69 for tipped employees, everyone else the minimum is $16.69, a rate which is now indexed to the local CPI-W

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:23 (four years ago)

Eventually the tip exemption for small employers will go away too.

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:24 (four years ago)

Yes yes completely uncontroversial in leftist circles to (further) subsidize the literal petite bourgeoisie, how could anyone disagree?

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 6:14 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If the point is to double the minimum wage of the worker, what could possibly be the problem?

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 23:28 (four years ago)

if we truly want to help the small biz owner, aka the backbone of the economy, the distillation of the America dream, then clearly we should be trying to lower the minimum wage

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:29 (four years ago)

they're struggling will, STRUGGLING

might only buy a new Ski-Doo this year instead of a pair

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:31 (four years ago)

VHS do you own a small business, like a boutique slaughterhouse or something

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:32 (four years ago)

We've already cut billions of dollars in checks over the last year to small businesses (via PPP grants) rather than sending that money directly to workers.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:36 (four years ago)

(I say grants because you have to fuck up pretty good as a small business with employees to not get the loans forgiven)

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:36 (four years ago)

No, I am vegetarian thanks, but I worked for some that had to close despite paying minimum wage (around 10$ CAD at the time) leaving owners with insurmontable amount of debt and in one case having to move out of the city because of rent increase, but surely every business owner is evil because some socialist LARPers can't move on from Marx or something.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 23:40 (four years ago)

VHS, in all seriousness, why should people who've started small business get subsides to *pay their workers a living wage*? Shouldn't they be paying their workers a living wage already? If they're not, couldn't one consider them class enemies and not worthy of respect or consideration?

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:41 (four years ago)

If I was going to take VHS seriously, I'd point out the fundamental difference in categories - no one is forced to be a small business owner, everyone is forced to work to survive. The former, if they're struggling, have made a choice to enter into that struggle because of the potential benefit. As a society, we are not compelled to ensure their risk taking pays dividends.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:41 (four years ago)

They had to move out of the city?! God help them.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:43 (four years ago)

If only their workers had been more willing to make sacrifices for their benefit.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:43 (four years ago)

Sorry, *could* one consider them...

etc.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:44 (four years ago)

VHS, in all seriousness, why should people who've started small business get subsides to *pay their workers a living wage*? Shouldn't they be paying their workers a living wage already? If they're not, couldn't one consider them class enemies and not worthy of respect or consideration?

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, March 5, 2021 6:41 PM (twenty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

If small business were on the same level playing field as larger corporations, I would agree, but they aren't. I don't think they can be faulted, at least not nearly as much, for people generally having a dwindling purchasing power, for not being to sustain the price predatorial commercial property owners fix, for not being given the opportunity to adapt to technological changes, etc. If the government, and there's enough money in the US to do, can chime to cover the difference between 7.5 and 15$ to help to business continue to survive, I see a win for everyone involved.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 23:48 (four years ago)

I don't think anyone is saying that there aren't ANY small businesses anywhere in existence that wouldn't be "harmed" (for some value of harm) by a raised minimum wage. Those individual cases just aren't enough to justify keeping 50 million people in poverty. I mean I don't know what to tell you.

The first thing I would want to know would be: Are the business owners/founders in a particular case in a different social class than their employees? Do they live a noticeably different lifestyle? Because if so, there's a possibility of balancing the scales differently.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:50 (four years ago)

I mean YES, of course, this is completely a false scarcity argument because if we had M4A/socialized medicine and a better support system then everyone's costs potentially go down and there is relief in other places.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:51 (four years ago)

Socialized risk, privatized profit, yes.

If the state is already going to be paying the wages, why not just open up state-owned grocery stores? Why line the pockets of someone already well-off enough to own a grocery store?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:52 (four years ago)

that was an xp

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:52 (four years ago)

If the point is to double the minimum wage of the worker, what could possibly be the problem?

we have asked the workers. they say that subsidizing the petite bourgeoisie in any way is too big a sacrifice, even if it doubles their wages.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:54 (four years ago)

If the state is already going to be paying the wages, why not just open up state-owned grocery stores? Why line the pockets of someone already well-off enough to own a grocery store?

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 6:52 PM (0 seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

You realize private profit is taxable? Both are viable solutions. Liquor in Quebec is only sold in government mandated stores and workers are paid higher than minimum wage. There is also wage help for certains industry at risk, works very well. The smart thing would be to use the entire array of solutions that government can offer to help citizens and buffer against the worse of the market.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 March 2021 23:56 (four years ago)

You realize private profit is taxable?

It's never taxable 100% - so the risk remains social and the profit private.

Both are viable solutions

You only suggested one, though - and then said it should be uncontroversial for "leftist."

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:00 (four years ago)

I don't know about you, but I don't see many risks associated with giving a minimum wage of 15$ to workers.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:01 (four years ago)

You've bumbled in here offering up a convoluted fantasy to protect the dignity (and profit) of these many supposedly struggling small businesses that you're very non-specific about, because a four-year phase-in wasn't enough "relief to cushion" for a wage floor that has been frozen for more than a decade and losing value for multiple decades, because you once worked for a small business that had to move.

many risks associated with giving a minimum wage of 15$ to workers.

You cannot be this stupid.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:05 (four years ago)

VHS, in your view are there any other costs of doing business that should be addressed by subsidy, rather than accounted for in the spreadsheets of the business owner? Like, if an owner claims "the rising electric bill will put me out of business," or "bringing this kitchen up to code will put me out of business," or "the rising rent will put me out of business," is the government on the hook for those things too, or is it only the cost of labor that goes in this category?

I mention rent since in your example above that was a real factor in a business decision, and something we know shutters businesses all the time. Whereas, as others have pointed out, there is not exactly robust evidence that raising the minimum wage spells doom for the entrepreneur.

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:05 (four years ago)

So, and I ask this seriously, if President Sanders or Warren had gotten the nomination, beaten Trump, and reached this impasse, would we have been in a different situation? I don't envisage a scenario in which my preferred candidates would've converted a recalcitrant Sinema or Manchin withou pork.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:06 (four years ago)

good thing that earmarks will be making a comeback

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:07 (four years ago)

we're talking theory here, Alfred, not sausage-making

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:09 (four years ago)

You've bumbled in here offering up a convoluted fantasy to protect the dignity (and profit) of these many supposedly struggling small businesses that you're very non-specific about, because a four-year phase-in wasn't enough "relief to cushion" for a wage floor that has been frozen for more than a decade and losing value for multiple decades, because you once worked for a small business that had to move.

many risks associated with giving a minimum wage of 15$ to workers.
You cannot be this stupid.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:05 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I am going to need an explanation how the government subsidizing wages is going to help the profits of a business.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:11 (four years ago)

Warren or Bernie’s VP would have overridden the parliamentarian, for a start. Putting the recalcitrant Senators on the record on the hook to vote down a bill with 80% support.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:12 (four years ago)

xp

.............They...don't have to pay their employees??? so they get to keep more of the gross in the net??

Am I losing my mind?

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:12 (four years ago)

We’ll never know if that strategy would work, but this one certainly doesn’t seem to be working.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:13 (four years ago)

Truly I'm not that good with accounting stuff so forgive me if I'm not understanding the question but

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:13 (four years ago)

I mention rent since in your example above that was a real factor in a business decision, and something we know shutters businesses all the time. Whereas, as others have pointed out, there is not exactly robust evidence that raising the minimum wage spells doom for the entrepreneur.

― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:05 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tighter control of SME's rents is absolutely necessary, and to me a solution would be closer to a freeze. I don't see how subsiding rent really help the bottom line of workers.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:13 (four years ago)

Truly I'm not that good with accounting stuff so forgive me if I'm not understanding the question but

― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:13 PM (thirteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Worker is still paid 7.5$ dollar by business, govt pays the balance to 15$ that goes directly in the pocket of the worker.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:15 (four years ago)

I am going to need an explanation how the government subsidizing wages is going to help the profits of a business.

Well if I, downtrodden grocery store proprietor, don't have to pay half my labor costs that's extra profit for me. Or extra capital to open up another struggling grocery store... which is also extra profit for me.

Which would, yes, be taxed - if I have a terrible accountant who can't get me out of as much as possible, and would be taxed at a lower rate than actual workers since my S-corp dividend wouldn't have to pay FICA.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:16 (four years ago)

Worker is still paid 7.5$ dollar by business, govt pays the balance to 15$ that goes directly in the pocket of the worker.

You're now requiring workers to work to earn profits for the grocery store in order to receive a $7.50 per hour welfare benefit.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:18 (four years ago)

Yeah! How is it so mysterious that the subsidization adds overall capacity to the business?? The employer can retain more employees on staff bc is paying less of their salary, so they can do more units of "business" with more people to do the labor.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:18 (four years ago)

why would i want my tax money to pay for labor that someone is making a profit from (which we already do in many ways when full time workers are poor enough to qualify for public benefits, for example)? does the government get equity in the business?

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:19 (four years ago)

You're now requiring workers to work to earn profits for the grocery store in order to receive a $7.50 per hour welfare benefit.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:18 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well if it's that or further unemployment, which are you going to chose?

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:21 (four years ago)

Seems like it would just be easier to phase in a $15 minimum wage and give small businesses a few years to catch up. It's incredibly shitty and imperfect (as $15 itself is insufficient) since the wage floor has been frozen for most of my adult life but I hear compromise is important or something like that.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:22 (four years ago)

Well if it's that or further unemployment, which are you going to chose?

I'm going to choose to pay people to stay home and read to their kids instead of stocking shelves for a guy with three houses.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:22 (four years ago)

Well if it's that or further unemployment, which are you going to chose?

― Van Horn Street, Friday, March 5, 2021 7:21 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is not what the choices are????

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:23 (four years ago)

You've bumbled in here offering up a convoluted fantasy to protect the dignity (and profit) of these many supposedly struggling small businesses that you're very non-specific about, because a four-year phase-in wasn't enough "relief to cushion" for a wage floor that has been frozen for more than a decade and losing value for multiple decades, because you once worked for a small business that had to move.

many risks associated with giving a minimum wage of 15$ to workers.
You cannot be this stupid.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:05 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Bookmarking this one the next time some bullshit artist comes all wide-eyed about poor downtrodden milo just making good firm arguments in the spirit of political cut n thrust

beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:25 (four years ago)

milo’s otm rn tho

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:26 (four years ago)

this is not what the choices are????

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:23 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I am proposing this for struggling SMEs only. It was to answer the question: what do to if a small business is financially threatened by a wage increase? Which is a possibility, and this has been a proven method that can help both workers and small businesses.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:26 (four years ago)

No small businesses are actually threatened by minimum wage increases. This FUD was spread widely here years ago when $15/hr was passed, shockingly demand for entry-level labor only went up.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:28 (four years ago)

Anyway fuck small business owners.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:28 (four years ago)

Anyway fuck small business owners.

― Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:28 PM (forty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

how rebellious

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:29 (four years ago)

?

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:30 (four years ago)

Won't you think of the businesses that had to move to a suburb instead of the city? They have feelings too.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:31 (four years ago)

I said they had to close, the people don't own the business anymore, it created unemployment, including theirs, and a great amount of debt, which is fantastic I suppose because 'fuck small business owners'.

You're hatred of all things not of your specific tribe is so terribly sad.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:33 (four years ago)

*your

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:34 (four years ago)

Yes, sorry.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:35 (four years ago)

Little bit of news in here: Last weekend, some centrist Senate Dems circulated a plan to amend the $1,400 stimulus payment so families would only receive $400 per child, per 3 sources. The plan ran into stiff opposition & was abandoned. W/ @TonyRomm https://t.co/MV8QRbMyG5

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 6, 2021

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Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:35 (four years ago)

Don’t apologize when I troll you for your typos! Cmon stand up for yourself

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:36 (four years ago)

VHS it seems like you are really taking this one example to heart and this anecdote is not a basis for policy, you have to understand that surely?

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:37 (four years ago)

if we have rent controls for small business, won't the landlords have to close their small businesses

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:39 (four years ago)

I also worked for a year on a wage subsidy for a struggling film co-op and it kickstarted my career. It's mostly that I am talking from somewhere where such subsidy exists and work and have had great benefits.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:41 (four years ago)

I don't know why we're stopping at covering 50% of their wages when we could do 100%?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:41 (four years ago)

struggling film co-op

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:42 (four years ago)

Co-op is a business. With owners.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:43 (four years ago)

and in this case, the owners were not the workers.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:44 (four years ago)

VHS I was not proposing subsidizing commercial rents as a method of helping workers' wages, I was pointing out a cost that, in your account, ACTUALLY closed the business you described, and one which nobody including you is proposing we subsidize. So I'm still scratching my head why, seemingly alone out of all forms of overhead/expenses/costs, labor is the one that needs to be massively (massively!) subsidized, on the vague say-so of owners who speculate (without any evidence, certainly none that's been shared to this thread) that a higher minimum wage will lead to them closing rather than leading to them postponing their planned jacuzzi purchase at the lake house.

milo's aggro stridency here is imo not really helpful and i don't advocate it as a posting strategy, but argument-wise he is otm on this one.

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:45 (four years ago)

we have asked the workers. they say that subsidizing the petite bourgeoisie in any way is too big a sacrifice, even if it doubles their wages.

― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, March 5, 2021 3:54 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

You know this is unfair, Aimless.

The problem is that the bugbear of "small business owners" is not some sort of downtrodden class— they are, for the most part, people who were born, raised, and continue to be middle-class to upper-middle class. Much of how this subject is treated depends upon an irresponsible and reckless view of the class dynamics of US society, which views "small business owners" as some sort of bloc of people who began small businesses on just a dream and a prayer, when there was really *a not insignificant amount of money* behind them, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to start businesses.

So when these small business owners claim that minimum wage increases would "kill their business," what they're actually saying is, "I got mine and I deserve it, fuck the people who allow me to claim the status that I have."

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:49 (four years ago)

Aggro because I don't think VHS is acting in good faith - when he starts with something like 'it's a fallacy to say small businesses and Fortune 500 companies should be treated the same' (and starts formulating after several posts that that means small businesses should get direct subsidies) and pretending to not understand what 'socializing risk' means, I have my doubts about sincerity.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:51 (four years ago)

like, if you "can't" pay your workers a living wage, either...

a) take less out of the business as profit for yourself, like you would when solving any other expenses-vs-receipts problem
b) find some other cost you can reduce... maybe don't spring for the full-color ads in the sunday paper, or whatever, like you would when solving any other expenses-vs-receipts problem
c) increase your prices, like you would when solving any other expenses-vs-receipts problem, or
d) discover to your horror that your business model depends at some inescapable fundamental level on underpaid labor, in which case your business model s evil and needs to be made impossible to operate, for example by requiring that businesses pay a living wage. if the leftist state deems that the service your business provides is so important it must be done even if it can't be done at a profit AND with a living wage, then the state should just provide this service as a subsidized utility/infrastructure/public good.

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:54 (four years ago)

VHS I was not proposing subsidizing commercial rents as a method of helping workers' wages, I was pointing out a cost that, in your account, ACTUALLY closed the business you described, and one which nobody including you is proposing we subsidize. So I'm still scratching my head why, seemingly alone out of all forms of overhead/expenses/costs, labor is the one that needs to be massively (massively!) subsidized, on the vague say-so of owners who speculate (without any evidence, certainly none that's been shared to this thread) that a higher minimum wage will lead to them closing rather than leading to them postponing their planned jacuzzi purchase at the lake house.

― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:45 PM (five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

I was really just responding to one hypothetical and my answer is only a proposed solution that problem in particular: what if the wage increase could lead to bankruptcy? If a wage increase can be absorbed in the profits by the business owner, there would be no reason to give the worker any subsidy. The owner would have to pay the 15$ and too bad for his lake house. If the increase could lead to actual additional unemployment, which I maintain is a possibility in some cases, I don't see the harm in giving the balance to workers directly so they can continue working there. I prefer this subsidy because it goes directly in the pocket of the worker, instead of some potentially useless overhead and expenses being wasted by the owner.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:54 (four years ago)

i get where you're coming from, milo. i guess my approach to ppl seemingly posting in bad faith is sort of like defensive driving or the like - let them be the jerk if that is indeed what's happening, but no need to escalate the intensity or contribute to bad vibes that either cause others to not post, or encourages them to rise to that intensity level.

not saying i actually live up to this myself btw

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:56 (four years ago)

d) discover to your horror that your business model depends at some inescapable fundamental level on underpaid labor, in which case your business model s evil and needs to be made impossible to operate, for example by requiring that businesses pay a living wage. if the leftist state deems that the service your business provides is so important it must be done even if it can't be done at a profit AND with a living wage, then the state should just provide this service as a subsidized utility/infrastructure/public good.

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armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:59 (four years ago)

but VHS, every single business in the country would claim they were in such a state of crisis! and those that got this unbelievable sweetheart deal would have a staggering advantage over any competitors who just... pay the minimum wage.

also we've had minimum wages for the better part of a century - what is it about this particular phased increase that requires this bespoke solution?

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:59 (four years ago)

I prefer this subsidy because it goes directly in the pocket of the worker, instead of some potentially useless overhead and expenses being wasted by the owner.

i think what people are trying to explain to you is that DOES result in money going to the boss in the form of profits he could not make without his workers. there is no scenario where this does not happen.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:00 (four years ago)

There’s probably no point in continuing this conversation with a Canadian but I guess we can try

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:00 (four years ago)

if the government is going to give people wages just give it to them, don't let a boss keep stealing workers' time

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:00 (four years ago)

i think what people are trying to explain to you is that DOES result in money going to the boss in the form of profits he could not make without his workers. there is no scenario where this does not happen.

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, March 5, 2021 8:00 PM (nine seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Not in the case where he can't pay the 15$ because the business goes bankrupt, no.

In any other case, yes, it would be absurd.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:02 (four years ago)

The business in that situation are so vanishingly few as to not matter from a policy perspective. Forget em. Sorry!

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:03 (four years ago)

Even in that scenario - why wouldn't a new business replace the poorly run one that couldn't survive. (Once again: starting a small business that extracts excess value from labor is a choice - working is not.)

Which industries do you think cannot survive with higher wages?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:04 (four years ago)

but VHS, every single business in the country would claim they were in such a state of crisis! and those that got this unbelievable sweetheart deal would have a staggering advantage over any competitors who just... pay the minimum wage.

Also this a million times - good accountants and a willingness to act a bit shady can make just about any small business look like it's on the verge of collapse. If you're willing to pay people $7.25 an hour, you are not above cooking the books to get the government to give you money.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:06 (four years ago)

i'm trapped in a maze of subsidies and means tests constructed to help one vape store not go bankrupt

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:06 (four years ago)

if a vape store isn't selling drugs under the table, that's on them for bad business practices

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:07 (four years ago)

The business in that situation are so vanishingly few as to not matter from a policy perspective. Forget em. Sorry!

― Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, March 5, 2021 8:03 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If those businesses can close without having a decipherable impact on communities, then I would agree, yes.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:08 (four years ago)

Here's how UI unfolded -->

1/ Biden: $400/week through Sept

2/ House Ds: $400/week through August

3/ Senate Deal 1 (early today): $300/week through Sept. + up to $10K in tax forgiveness

4/ Senate Deal 2 w/ Manchin (just now): $300/week thru Sept. 6, + ~$10K tax forgiveness

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 6, 2021

Manchin held this up for an entire day to end UI benefits three weeks early and make a few hundred bucks taxable

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:09 (four years ago)

Bernie should start walking with a cane, then beat Manchin to death with it on the Senate floor.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:10 (four years ago)

and it could have been worse

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:13 (four years ago)

but VHS, every single business in the country would claim they were in such a state of crisis! and those that got this unbelievable sweetheart deal would have a staggering advantage over any competitors who just... pay the minimum wage.

also we've had minimum wages for the better part of a century - what is it about this particular phased increase that requires this bespoke solution?

― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Friday, March 5, 2021 7:59 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Government works with the business and the worker to arrive at a deal, to which after the worker reports to the government how it went. Sure there, could be some shady accounting practices but you can say this of absolutely every legislation.

The sweet deal argument sounds a little too much like the 'why would we subsides college tuition for the upper middle classes'. I just don't think it would matter.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:14 (four years ago)

if the government is going to give people wages just give it to them, don't let a boss keep stealing workers' time

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, March 5, 2021 8:00 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

We were discussing wages specifically, but BI would generally be my preferred solutions to inequality yes.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:15 (four years ago)

Sure there, could be some shady accounting practices but you can say this of absolutely every legislation.

What are the shady accounting practices of raising the federal minimum wage to $15 by 2024?

The sweet deal argument sounds a little too much like the 'why would we subsides college tuition for the upper middle classes'. I just don't think it would matter.

That's a concern-trolling argument against universal programs - the argument you're making is closer to "we should subsidize college tuitition only for the upper middle class." It is in no way a universal program.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:17 (four years ago)

We should require working-class students to do the homework of upper-middle class students in order to give them more time to work on their drop-shipping startups.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:18 (four years ago)

ok milo i'm ready to join you, my head is spinning

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:19 (four years ago)

That's a concern-trolling argument against universal programs - the argument you're making is closer to "we should subsidize college tuitition only for the upper middle class." It is in no way a universal program.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 8:17 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

How am I against universal programs? Did I ever argue against the minimum 15$ wage? Against universal health care? Against subsidized college tuitions? I want every worker to be paid 15$, you want every business owner to pay 15$, that's the only difference, one that affects seemingly a small amount of population.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:25 (four years ago)

lmao ok duder

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:26 (four years ago)

Entire western world use wage subsidies efficiently to alleviate poverty*

Americans on the left: nah we can't. Business owner and his 7 employees need to go bankrupt.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:31 (four years ago)

I'm done, going to enjoy my socialized health care and having no college debt in better ways. Enjoy.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:33 (four years ago)

Hmmm a vhs that re-winds before ejecting

beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:34 (four years ago)

poverty exits outside america

no (Left), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:35 (four years ago)

it even exists

no (Left), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:35 (four years ago)

xp - Just vhs being kind.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:39 (four years ago)

alleviate =/= eliminate, fwiw

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:40 (four years ago)

idgi is this about how labour costs must be kept down so employers can make a profit and the resulting deprivation can be alleviated by the state? because there seem to be a lot of unnecessary moves there

no (Left), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:43 (four years ago)

50% of the wages of 20% of the workforce seems like a program unlikely to be found elsewhere.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:58 (four years ago)

Outside of COVID wage programs, which are maybe not the standard fare.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:00 (four years ago)

there seem to be a lot of unnecessary moves there

if you want the Congress to legislate along the most rational line of economic policy any time soon, you are whistling up the wind.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:02 (four years ago)

I still like Dr. Seuss, so I decided to read Green Eggs and Ham.

RT if you still like him too! pic.twitter.com/2pbRbSiJD6

— Kevin McCarthy (@GOPLeader) March 6, 2021



Your future Speaker of the House

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:15 (four years ago)

The 2024 budget will only get passed when Biden agrees to mandate racist Seuss books in every elementary school library.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:17 (four years ago)

mandatory

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:18 (four years ago)

mandate worked

armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:20 (four years ago)

#flashbackfriday

A full-time minimum-wage earner makes less than $16k a year. This one’s a no-brainer. Tell Congress to #RaiseTheWage! http://t.co/gmHYXGZzaT

— Kyrsten Sinema (@kyrstensinema) March 12, 2014

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 6 March 2021 05:54 (four years ago)

Might just fit here.
I just found out that with the Trash section of my Yahoo mailbox otherwise empty they're playing Fox News on a screen in there if I look in there.
Is that deliberate or random algorithm fun?

Stevolende, Saturday, 6 March 2021 10:30 (four years ago)

They are going to eat shit so hard in 2022 and they’re going to deserve it. the 2010 ‘wave’ is going to look like a ripple in comparison

this is what a girl boss looks like pic.twitter.com/P2ssitTKpy

— aída chávez (@aidachavez) March 6, 2021

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 6 March 2021 14:22 (four years ago)

They should be badgered in public every bit as much as Betsy DeVos

Net worth of the 8 Democrats who just voted down $15 minimum wage:
Chris Coons: $10.13 million
Angus King: $9.49 million
Joe Manchin: $7.62 million
Tom Carper: $5.73 million
Jeanne Shaheen: $3.82 million
Jon Tester: $3.67 million
Maggie Hassan: $3.47 million
Krysten Sinema: N/A

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) March 5, 2021

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 6 March 2021 14:45 (four years ago)

A pity about King (whom I didn't know was so rich!). Since caucusing with the Dems, he's generally been good people and an incisive interlocutor. The Delaware duo, however, remain hopeless.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 14:47 (four years ago)

yeah tbh he surprised me more than most on that list

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 6 March 2021 14:50 (four years ago)

that Sinema clip/GIF is going to live forever. (or, in internet terms, six months)

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Saturday, 6 March 2021 15:08 (four years ago)

what is this

Another week in the books. pic.twitter.com/Q2u8fSS86Q

— President Biden (@POTUS) March 6, 2021

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 6 March 2021 16:09 (four years ago)

I don’t know but all I could focus on was the pink tie struggling vainly to free itself from the backpack strap.

epistantophus, Saturday, 6 March 2021 17:25 (four years ago)

other than something that makes me want to die I can’t really say what tf that is

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 6 March 2021 17:26 (four years ago)

As Chairman of the Senate Budget Committee, I am proud that we passed the American Rescue Plan, which, in my view, is the most significant piece of legislation to benefit working families in the modern history of this country.

— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) March 6, 2021

This package, among many other things, increases direct payments by $1400, extends unemployment benefits, reduces child poverty by half, ensures we are vaccinating as many people as possible, and puts us on a path to safely reopen schools.

— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) March 6, 2021

The American people are hurting, and this comprehensive plan goes a long way to addressing the myriad crises that we face.

— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) March 6, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:02 (four years ago)

Biden is doing the cool guys don’t look back at explosions bit but they forgot to edit those in.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

Whoever's handling the social accounts forgot to lay the music in before they uploaded that video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju65gr9sUjk

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:07 (four years ago)

This picture--PET and cabinet members arriving to be sworn in in 1968--was circulating around when Justin became PM a few years ago.

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5cd6bb2c2400005900754d4d.jpeg?ops=scalefit_960_noupscale

clemenza, Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

^ the shoes are the crowning touch

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:23 (four years ago)

Is 'PET' a well-known acronym in the US? I kind of doubt it.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:29 (four years ago)

Doubtful...I thought mentioning Justin would be enough for the connection.

clemenza, Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:30 (four years ago)

As a general rule, I tend to assume Americans know zilch about our politics, but maybe ILX is different.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:33 (four years ago)

M. Trudeau pere received multitudes of publicity in US media compared to the usual, less-glamorized Canadian PM.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:38 (four years ago)

Interesting. There may be a generational aspect to it as well.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

He made the cover of Time in '78, along with Levesque:

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1978/1101780213_400.jpg

I initially thought it would have been a Canada-only cover, but it's the one you get in the main gallery of Time covers. I think they may have started a Canadian edition at some point after that, where occasional covers would be different.

clemenza, Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:59 (four years ago)

Good on Bernie, who at least knows how to declare victory. Maybe some of his stans will get the message.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:09 (four years ago)

hopefully more than that, too. if democrats are going to avoid the 2022 wipeout that everyone fears, it will be because they continue to describe it as an enormous accomplishment and something they're proud of.

this is from a couple weeks back, but i thought it made sense then and it still seems accurate now, when a massive bill just passed this morning and everyone on the left seems embarrassed by it

...

To wit with all of this, Democrats are in the midst of passing a massive COVID relief bill which will spend almost two trillion dollars to revive the economy, speed the vaccination program that will crush the COVID epidemic and address entrenched inequalities that predate and have been deepened by the crisis. It will also send out fat checks to tens of millions of households – ones two Georgia senators ran on with the explicit commitment of the incoming President himself. The bill is overwhelmingly popular with the public at large and it seems likely that few and quite likely no Republicans at all will vote for it. When you do something that popular, that you promised you’d do and your political opponents are all refusing to support it … you absolutely, positively have to tell everybody. It’s negligence not to.

As soon as the bill passes, Democratic party aligned groups need to be running ads in every district in the country that is remotely in play and frankly even ones that aren’t in play and telling everyone this: The country is in crisis. President Biden just delivered and every Republican including [add name here] refused to support the plan.

Politics isn’t just something that happens at election time. You need to start telling the story now. The precise inflection of the story will be different in different regions, communities. But it’s absolutely critical to tell the story now. Because if you don’t – actually regardless of what you do – Republicans will be picking little chunks out of the bill to lie about and make that the story.

It is always the case. But it is especially the case now – given the that everything the Democrats do over the next two years has to be part of an integrated plan – both doing and publicizing – to convince as many Americans as possible to go into the 2022 midterm election believing that it is important to them personally that Democrats retain and expand their congressional majorities. Did you like your $2,000 check? [ZS edit: HI ILX!] Well, Democrats brought you that, even after Senate Republicans tried to filibuster those checks. Every Republican including [add name here] voted against it. Again and again and again.

Are these ads being prepped? Is money billing allocated for this? Which groups are taking the lead? I have no idea and frankly I haven’t heard anything about anything like this happening. But it needs to. So if you care about saving the country, it’s time find ways to make this happen.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/whos-gonna-tellem#more-1361685

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:21 (four years ago)

The minimum wage stuff is a real kick in the dick but generally I think this is an excellent bill that is proof the left has had a huge influence on joe fuckin biden and senior democrats over the past decade or so.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:23 (four years ago)

It is and it is — and the left should be proclaiming exactly that rather than THIS IS A CLASS-TRAITOR BETRAYAL OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND DECENT AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR JOE BIDEN TO BE KNEECAPPED BY THE FASCISTS IN '22. Which seems more the temperature at the moment.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:25 (four years ago)

well, Bernie gets it

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

Yep. An important part of politics is knowing when to take a win, even when it's not everything you want.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:28 (four years ago)

(and btw it is ALWAYS not everything you want)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:28 (four years ago)

I think it’s fine to complain about the outcome and the process too btw. I’m not saying those people or wrong and the criticism is not deserved or even that she should save it for another time.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:29 (four years ago)

The process was bad and the outcome is inadequate, but I don’t object to the idea of attacking Republicans for their no votes, which since it’s a good idea is something the DSCC or whatever probably won’t do

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

yeah, that's the thing. we can have these conversations among friends and family and that's important too, but it'd be cool to see the people who are nominally supposed to be promoting and growing the Democratic party, would, you know, do that

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

The process is always bad and the outcome is always inadequate and those things are always worth pointing out. But politically it is also important to say (as Bernie did) LOOK AT ALL THIS GOOD STUFF WE'RE DOING. And to have that message be a lot louder than FUCK JOE BIDEN AND JOE MANCHIN THE DEMOCRATS HATE ALL POOR PEOPLE AND ARE TOTALLY USELESS.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

Fortunately ilx has a smaller reach than most superPACs

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

Anyway I assume the Supreme Court will declare some component of this unconstitutional when Texas sues over not wanting their residents to receive rent relief or whatever

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

But politically it is also important to say (as Bernie did) LOOK AT ALL THIS GOOD STUFF WE'RE DOING.

It might be valuable for Bernie (Twitter followers: 15.7mn) to do that (just as likely it's completely irrelevant - winning team proclaims victory is not really man bites dog territory). It is not important, valuable or necessary for anyone who is not one of the most famous political figures in the country to do so, especially since they aren't actually part of the winning group.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:54 (four years ago)

*i, the sheeple, walking in and being my usual self*

but, who is the winning group?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:18 (four years ago)

The Democrats I guess

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:23 (four years ago)

The politicians who ran on it, wrote it, amended it, voted for it the people actively involved in the process. It’s part of their job to trumpet their victories.

If you’re not looking to get re-elected in two to six years there’s absolutely no reason that it’s wrong to express disappointment that the bill was made worse than what was promised in January, worse than it was a week ago and fails to deliver on the best chance to accomplish a major promise, for no reason but the ego of a few obstructionist Democrats.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:24 (four years ago)

so you like the bill?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:26 (four years ago)

Could have been much better, doesn’t bode well for anything going forward with less leverage and the need for cloture.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

lol Alfred

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:29 (four years ago)

Lots of important and necessary valuable work going on itt ofc

beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:38 (four years ago)

The covid bill is going to help a lot of people but why does Steve Breyer still have a job, time to take up fishing or watercolors my dude

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:41 (four years ago)

I bet the people who are about to get $1200 more a month for the next six months are just frothing with rage at those awful, worthless Democrats.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:43 (four years ago)

that's the next step: remind Breyer that he can read Thomas Mann and go for happy hour when he retires.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:43 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/i7fdgfI.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:49 (four years ago)

I bet the people who are about to get $1200 more a month for the next six months are just frothing with rage at those awful, worthless Democrats.

That's a good example of it getting worse. They were going to get $1600 more a month for the next seven months under Biden's proposal. The non-taxable $10k in benefits offsets ~$1k for most people so the bill wound up a couple of thousand worse for most people using UI - all because Joe Manchin loves drama. Is that an incorrect read on the outcome?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:56 (four years ago)

Yes, you stupid fuck, that's an incorrect read. The correct read is that if it was up to the Republicans nobody would be getting a fucking nickel, and now they're getting over seven thousand dollars. Shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off for once. FP me for my tone on your way out if you like.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:02 (four years ago)

It wasn't up to the Republicans though.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:05 (four years ago)

It's really weird that you're raging out because I'm expressing disappointment that Joe Biden didn't get what he initially asked for primarily because of Joe Manchin.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:07 (four years ago)

But unperson it’s not up to the republicans it’s up to the democrats and they’re nickel and diming the American people because a couple of fucksticks have a hardon for deficit hawking and parliamentary procedure

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:27 (four years ago)

This is probably the last bill that will pass the senate this congress so let’s hope it helps I guess.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:29 (four years ago)

Good on Bernie, who at least knows how to declare victory. Maybe some of his stans will get the message.

lol well I knew that was an unrealistic expectation.

Also, nobody was “going” to get $1,600, or anything in particular. You have to actually pass a bill to get anything. But I realize the messy and complicated parts of actually trying to govern a country of 330 million people who don’t agree on much of anything is too prosaic and grimy to contemplate.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:33 (four years ago)

tbf you basically dared us

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:34 (four years ago)

People were “going” to get $1600 a month under Biden’s proposal, yes. Republicans had no way to stop that or make the number lower, only Democrats.

Their choice to do so made the bill slightly worse, as they negotiated against themselves to make the bill worse in other ways.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:37 (four years ago)

I apologize for my earlier post. I made the mistake of engaging with milo. It won't happen again.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:39 (four years ago)

This is just a more passive-aggressive version of jaymc’s stated dislike for pessimism because it bums him out. No one is making you stop thinking happy thoughts about whatever you want. No one hailing this as a grand victory was told to shut the fuck up.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:40 (four years ago)

beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Beware the Ides of March -- U.S. Politics March 2021 on board I Love Everything on 06-Mar-2021

You've bumbled in here offering up a convoluted fantasy to protect the dignity (and profit) of these many supposedly struggling small businesses that you're very non-specific about, because a four-year phase-in wasn't enough "relief to cushion" for a wage floor that has been frozen for more than a decade and losing value for multiple decades, because you once worked for a small business that had to move.

many risks associated with giving a minimum wage of 15$ to workers.
You cannot be this stupid.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:05 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Bookmarking this one the next time some bullshit artist comes all wide-eyed about poor downtrodden milo just making good firm arguments in the spirit of political cut n thrust

beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:44 (four years ago)

Nobody was “going” to get ANYTHING. The easiest and most likely thing is always for nothing to change. In politics and governing, getting anything done in the direction you want is a win. It may be a big win or a little win, depending on the circumstances. But a bill does not start out with the presumption that it is going to pass. And especially does not start out with the presumption that is going to pass exactly as presented. There is literally nothing in American legislative history that would lead you to think that.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:50 (four years ago)

Nobody was “going” to get ANYTHING. The easiest and most likely thing is always for nothing to change. In politics and governing, getting anything done in the direction you want is a win. It may be a big win or a little win, depending on the circumstances. But a bill does not start out with the presumption that it is going to pass. And especially does not start out with the presumption that is going to pass exactly as presented. There is literally nothing in American legislative history that would lead you to think that.

Exactly. This is America. "Fuck you - you'll get nothing and like it" is ALWAYS the expected outcome.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:52 (four years ago)

No one hailing this as a grand victory was told to shut the fuck up.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, March 6, 2021 1:40 PM (ten minutes ago)

Fuck off, aimless

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, March 5, 2021 12:29 PM (yesterday)

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

rmde

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

Aggressively living out the centrist rally Twitter joke now. Better things aren’t possible and you’re an asshole for suggesting that they could be

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:03 (four years ago)

Hmmm. I directly quote you telling me to fuck off and this magically transmutes into my calling you an asshole? rmde again

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:09 (four years ago)

Frustrating as Manchin's last-minute trimming was, if you had told me last March that the a 50/50 Senate would send a a nearly $2 trillion relief bill that would cut child poverty in half to President Biden's desk I would have thought you were almost delusionally optimistic https://t.co/dynWm2V2G7

— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) March 6, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:13 (four years ago)

xp Don't believe I addressed you today?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:15 (four years ago)


I bet the people who are about to get $1200 more a month for the next six months are just frothing with rage at those awful, worthless Democrats.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, March 6, 2021 2:43 PM

That's a good example of it getting worse. They were going to get $1600 more a month for the next seven months under Biden's proposal. The non-taxable $10k in benefits offsets ~$1k for most people so the bill wound up a couple of thousand worse for most people using UI - all because Joe Manchin loves drama. Is that an incorrect read on the outcome?

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, March 6, 2021 2:56 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's really weird that you're raging out because I'm expressing disappointment that Joe Biden didn't get what he initially asked for primarily because of Joe Manchin.

if i were the president of the united states and knew that joe manchin was who he is, you know what I'd do? make my proposal higher than I'd know Manchin would agree to, so that he would negotiate it back down to where I thought I could make the deal in the first place.

seriously - if you have centrist assholes like manchin and sinema, and you know you have zero GOP votes, than you're effectively just negotiating with the centrists. if it was widely foreseeable that manchin and sinema would probably choose to flex their newfound Centrist asshole political power - and it was - then you shouldn't be surprised to see that the final bill moved a bit toward them. how else were they going to get 50 votes?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:17 (four years ago)

Better things aren’t possible and you’re an asshole for suggesting that they could be

C'mon, nobody has said that. Better things are possible, and actually achievable, and this bill demonstrates that. It is way better than anything that would have come out of a second Trump term or a Republican-majority GOP, either or both of which were entirely possible outcomes of the election. As the Lemieux tweet says, this is a much better position than progressives had reason to expect just a few months ago.

You don't get everything you want, because almost nobody ever does, and especially not progressives in a system that is in all sorts of ways heavily tilted against progressive power and priorities. But also knowing how to recognize a win as a win and not as a calamitous capitulation is important to not driving yourself completely insane because the world isn't the way you want it to be.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:19 (four years ago)

milo’s not the one who seems driven insane today idk

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:26 (four years ago)

"better things aren't possible" is often a legitimate default refrain against settling, thankful for what you get

Its also a tiresome default deployed when someone thinks they deserve a fucking biscuit every time they can imagine a nicer outcome than has arisen.

You dont get any fuckin biscuits for being able to imagine better things than the US setup milo, and you def dont get any biscuits for the cunts tone youve adopted to anyone interest in discussing the whys and wheres of "possible/likely" in us politics for the last year and more, ten hours a day

Save the tone of injured protest ffs

beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:26 (four years ago)

if i were the president of the united states and knew that joe manchin was who he is, you know what I'd do? make my proposal higher than I'd know Manchin would agree to, so that he would negotiate it back down to where I thought I could make the deal in the first place.

seriously - if you have centrist assholes like manchin and sinema, and you know you have zero GOP votes, than you're effectively just negotiating with the centrists. if it was widely foreseeable that manchin and sinema would probably choose to flex their newfound Centrist asshole political power - and it was - then you shouldn't be surprised to see that the final bill moved a bit toward them. how else were they going to get 50 votes?

Manchin started trying to tank it yesterday and held the whole affair up for almost an entire day because he's a messy bitch who lives for drama. It's very difficult to chalk that up to a planned negotiating position on Biden's part, I would think. He certainly seemed surprised by Manchin's last minute actions.

I don't know why any of this is supposed to make it impossible to compare the bill as proposed and as it existed even early this week (remember how deeper means testing was off the table and all the leftists were dummies for getting preemptively mad about it?) and the final outcome. All I said was it could have been better.

It's one thing if Joe Biden bargained with an opposition party to pass a bill that was less than hoped for but better than nothing - but that isn't the situation. The Democrats made their own bill worse all on their own. That simple fact is inherently disappointing.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:27 (four years ago)

Well, again, not to bring up the Way Things Have Always Been, but I don't know why you think intra-party negotiations are easier than inter-party negotiations. They never, ever have been.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:31 (four years ago)

I just don't know, in an era without pork, what executive tools Biden could've used to bend a Manchin or Sinema. They're assholes from red(dish) states.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:35 (four years ago)

Wedgies?

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:36 (four years ago)

have you seen Manchin's ass

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:37 (four years ago)

I suppose I can guess.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:37 (four years ago)

Wedgies?

― Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:36 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well its setting the sights higher than bootstraps tbf

beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:38 (four years ago)

xxxxp Even if that was true (it's really not - you're not going to see a government shutdown with a unified Democratic government for instance), so what? The initial offer was better - in pretty much every way - than the final result, all without a single Republican being able to obstruct. It wasn't all a some play acted negotiation, as Manchin started to fuck with them for fun yesterday.

The final product is more disappointing than what it could have been and the way it went down is disappointing for what it tells about the future of progressive legislative priorities.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:38 (four years ago)

Imagine what these bills would look like if the Republicans actually tried to negotiate in good faith, extremely compromised!

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:39 (four years ago)

And that's the pie in the sky scenario

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:39 (four years ago)

it seems weird to place all the blame on biden for not being a corleone, while ignoring the widely foreseen grandstanding of manchin and the centrists, which was inevitable, and the reality of composition of the senate, which the democrats only control by a thread.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:42 (four years ago)

otm

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:42 (four years ago)

The results, caveats assumed, are much better than what I expected from a Joseph Fucking Biden.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

The Democrats made their own bill worse all on their own. That simple fact is inherently disappointing.

the 2020 election results were inherently disappointing. that's what made today.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

It can be both better than expected and dramatically worse than we have the right to expect.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:44 (four years ago)

and i predict that the rest of 2021-22, legislatively speaking, will be disappointing as well. they call me nostrildamus

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:44 (four years ago)

Well yeah.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:45 (four years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/91/8d/75/918d75f16c1378e807563bc4b37011f0.gif

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:46 (four years ago)

xp
definitely. i mean, in some alternate universe the mess of the trump era culminating in the pandemic failure leads to a progressive utopia, with some person under the age of 75 years old rising on the (beloved by all, opposed by zero GOP in this universe) Green New Deal and basic income, and the conservative supreme court justices are so awed by the righteousness of it all that they die of heart attacks, all of them, and the court is suddenly 9-0 and guns are banned. goddamn that would be awesome. forgot what i was talking about

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:48 (four years ago)

it seems weird to place all the blame on biden

Who's placing all the blame on Biden?! I've done nothing but lay the blame on Manchin and other centrists/obstructionists. Biden certainly didn't seem to be asking Manchin to attempt to gut the UI and he didn't ask that the most famous image from his signature $1.9 trillion stimulus be a Democrat putting some zing on her vote to shit on the poor.

I don't think Biden cares deeply about progressive priorities or the $15 minimum wage and isn't showing any strategy to but his actual proposal was good. The failure to assert himself (until the last minute when Manchin started to really fuck things up) is not good and does not bode well for those priorities.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:49 (four years ago)

Any strategy to check Manchin*

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:50 (four years ago)

Assume he is napping a lot

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:50 (four years ago)

it's naptime for america

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:51 (four years ago)

'Democrats' being such a roomy denomination is presumably a problem here (and elsewhere).

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:51 (four years ago)

Also true of 'Republicans', apparently:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/06/donald-trump-republican-national-committee-fundraising-name

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:52 (four years ago)

xp you're right milo, i shouldn't have phrased that way, i know no one's putting 100% blame on biden. there's plenty of blame and disappointment to go around, it is dismal.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:53 (four years ago)

yet it isn't because we have a decent bill

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:53 (four years ago)

The Democrats roomy denomination is their own choice, though - the party machine wanted Sinema, they helped beat back a progressive challenge to Manchin, they do everything they can to bolster center-right candidates and remain hostile to the left wing of the party. It serves their purposes to be a big tent that just so happens to only knock down progressive priorities. Democrats don't get a pass on that front.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

Thread:

1) Despite having only a 50-vote Senate majority, Democrats are about to pass a nearly $2 trillion bill that puts more than $7,600 into the bank account of the typical family of 4, establishes America's first proper child allowance (on a temporary basis for now)...

— Eric Levitz (@EricLevitz) March 6, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

it's wild no matter when I check out this thread milo has just posted, relentless...like the t-1000 terminator of saying democrats suck

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:03 (four years ago)

Remember when we said we wouldn't need monthly threads anymore, it was going to be so quiet

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:04 (four years ago)

dramatically worse than we have the right to expect

What do you base that "right" on? American history? Take a second look at the last 250+ years.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:19 (four years ago)

We deserve everything

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:21 (four years ago)

otm

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:49 (four years ago)

I agree with milo’s description of manchin as a messy bitch who lives for drama, but it could be worse. He could be Lieberman or a Democratic ted Cruz or something. He does seem to actually want to accomplish things.

Sinema is far far more worrying to me for everything else on the agenda. Given the kind of politics she was involved in 10 years ago and what she’s doing now, she seems ... unpredictable?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:51 (four years ago)

The other thing I find worrying is that both Delaware senators, biden allies, voted against $15.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:52 (four years ago)

senators from Citibank

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:54 (four years ago)

it's wild no matter when I check out this thread milo has just posted, relentless...like the t-1000 terminator of saying democrats suck

we all mourn Morbs in our own ways

armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:58 (four years ago)

https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2021/03/03/biden-minimum-wage-negotiations-republicans-473583

The consent factory is about to start working double shifts about how $15 was impossible and never the real goal.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:58 (four years ago)

Can we take the Sabbath off for silent contemplation of God’s glory please, and resume Monday with fresh vigor and determination?

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:06 (four years ago)

The outrage is not that Manchin, Sinema and the Centrist Democrats watered this bill down. That’s to be expected. They are doing what their voters sent them to the Senate to do- be a Democrat, yes, but be a pain in the ass and gum up the works whenever possible so things don’t go too far progressive. The real outrage is that there was never any question that there might be even a single Republican vote for this bill. The outrage is that every single Republican senator was willing to line up and vote no on a bill that is going to help people during a crisis. Where are the Centrist Republicans, who are willing to buck their party and vote their conscience and vote with the best interests of the people in mind? Oh, there are none? They are all more interested in scoring political points and taking advantage of schisms in the other party, knowing that the Democrats will take the hit for any watering down of this bill? Knowing that it will be Manchin’s name in the news during negotiations and not theirs? Fuck them. We have one whole party in our 2 party system that is complete and utter shit. That’s the outrage here. I’m not happy about this bill getting watered down, and I think Manchin et al can fuck right off, but the real problem is the party that has been completely radicalized and has no interest in helping people unless it’s incidental to them scoring political points, i.e. not the Democrats, but the other fucks that have no qualms about lining up to say “fuck you” to the American people en masse while people are suffering.

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:07 (four years ago)

agree

Dan S, Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:10 (four years ago)

We have one whole party in our 2 party system that is complete and utter shit.

afaics, they, too, are doing what their voters sent them to the Senate to do, to use the power of government only to repress anyone who is not in lockstep with whatever the outrage machine decides is "conservatism" this week.

We deserve everything

silby otm

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:14 (four years ago)

There is no conceivable world where the conservative party has a role in good policymaking/isn’t shit. The reactionaries are inherently and eternally trash. The only way to deal with them is to render them powerless - which is what they are in Congress and the White House right now.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:26 (four years ago)

It's hard to argue that's what they were sent there to do when a bill enjoys 70% support

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:37 (four years ago)

Yeah I might buy that if it weren’t every single one of them. Surely some of the Senate Republicans were sent to Congress to own the libs at all costs. But all of them?

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:48 (four years ago)

You were referring to Manchin and Sinema with 'be Democrats but gum up the works,' weren't you?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:52 (four years ago)

If there were Republicans willing to cross the aisle and vote for the relief bill it would have been worse. Manchin and Sinema would have jumped at the chance to strip more from the bill.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:54 (four years ago)

I thought I was agreeing with Moodles that it’s hard to argue that every single Republican was sent to Congress to try to kill a bill that has 70% support. But in any case the 70% support is unclear. Did everyone who was polled actually read the proposed bill and say, yes that’s just exactly how I want it? Or was there more generically 70% support for *a bill*? Because we did end up with a bill passing.

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:04 (four years ago)

I was referring to Aimless' comment about Republicans. I think to an extent they are going against their own voters wishes. I buy the idea that Manchin was sent to gum up the works though. I have no fucking idea what Sinema's deal is.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:06 (four years ago)

Unless I misread and Moodles meant Manchin and Sinema. But I find it much easier to believe that 2-ish Democrats were sent to Congress in part to pull shit like this, rather than that every single Republican senator was.

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:07 (four years ago)

Although yes, it's probably for some bill and not necessarily this exact one, but I suspect they still support the stimulus, UI, and other stuff as well, possibly at a lower dollar amount.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:08 (four years ago)

xp ok that’s what I thought

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:08 (four years ago)

Republican senators were sent to congress to promote mass death and the hastening of the Millennium mostly

Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:09 (four years ago)

it's doubtful that huge amounts of people receiving checks are going to be pissed about extra cash

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:09 (four years ago)

*gasp* even..... Susan Collins??

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:11 (four years ago)

xp

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:11 (four years ago)

The 64 year old people who posted “don’t destroy the economy to save my life” absolutely will be mad to get handouts because they want to die

Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:12 (four years ago)

I get the sense that most people in Maine would rather be dead than alive in Maine

Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:12 (four years ago)

The only thing that makes the Republican Party make sense is death cultism. The Democrats don’t want their constituents to die they just accept that a certain amount will have to in the name of fiscal responsibility.

Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:13 (four years ago)

Just as a thought experiment- if the WH, House and Senate were all tilted in favor of the Republicans, what bills would they be passing right now? Let’s say they decided to pass some kind of COVID relief bill, because they would be the ones getting credit for doing something. What would that look like? Would it be mostly legislation outlawing masks and forcing the economy “back open”? What unrelated riders would be tacked on, etc? Or how about the Republican version of a Voting Rights bill? It almost makes me physically ill to imagine these things, but I can’t help thinking about it.

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:20 (four years ago)

And would they be getting any Democratic votes?

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:21 (four years ago)

They'd probably be in rudderless disarray like they were in 2017

Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:22 (four years ago)

but also counterfactuals are a waste of breath so who cares

Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:22 (four years ago)

I guess you don’t like thought experiments.

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:26 (four years ago)

silby’s “the republicans are a deathcult” t-shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the t-shirt

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:35 (four years ago)

a lot of people (rightly) focused on Krysten Sinema's old tweet in support of raising the minimum wage

...but did you know almost every one of the 8 Democratic Senators who voted to kill the minimum wage increase has tweeted out the same support of the thing they voted against pic.twitter.com/HL2QYtCwMT

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) March 7, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:37 (four years ago)

xps I actually wasn’t asking silby specifically (though I see it looked like I was). Just thinking aloud, I guess.

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:58 (four years ago)

I was just goofing. (I do think there's literally no value in running thought experiments of "how much worse would Republicans make it" though, given nearly all of them voted for American democracy to be outright abolished just weeks ago.)

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:47 (four years ago)

"Biden stimulus showers money on Americans, offers generous expansion of aid to poor" I liked seeing that headline

Dan S, Sunday, 7 March 2021 03:02 (four years ago)

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said he’s studying a proposal from Waffle House that would phase in a wage increase to $15 over six or seven years.

This is a strange sentence

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Sunday, 7 March 2021 03:07 (four years ago)

Not if he's actually at a Waffle House for six or seven years, which is exactly where he should be.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 March 2021 03:11 (four years ago)

enshallah

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Sunday, 7 March 2021 03:14 (four years ago)

By 2028 every American worker will be able to afford to have their hash browns scattered, smothered AND covered.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 03:18 (four years ago)

me making $8/hr at a drive thru in 2011: god, this fucking sucks. i hope things are better 10 years from now.

god: i can make one of the senators bisexual i guess

— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) March 6, 2021

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 March 2021 13:42 (four years ago)

god i could MURDER a pecan waffle and some bacon right now

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 March 2021 13:44 (four years ago)

I read that 4 times as “pelican waffle”, decided I must not be up on current slang, went to a different website and read an article, came back, idly read that as “pelican waffle” again, started to come up with ideas of what it might mean, and then suddenly the 2 extra letters disappeared and DUH.

epistantophus, Sunday, 7 March 2021 13:59 (four years ago)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSptMAvhEQYd5Wps8FUAjsAZDYdM6xqaKl4IQ&usqp=CAU

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 March 2021 14:01 (four years ago)

Tell me that was the first GIS result for pelican

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 March 2021 14:35 (four years ago)

Sorry, funtime is over

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES pic.twitter.com/M4sf9BhGjA

— CAPYBARA MAN (@CAPYBARA_MAN) March 6, 2021

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 7 March 2021 15:05 (four years ago)

Does anyone have a link to polls on raising the minimum wage in states like WV & AZ? Bonus points if it’s from a reliable pollster and not an org with an agenda

eisimpleir (crüt), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:03 (four years ago)

we can always start a poll on ilx for what we believe people in states like WV and AZ think about raising the minimum wage.

sarahell, Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:09 (four years ago)

Speaking of WV, Manchin gave an interview on Fox where he signaled openness to filibuster reform, not getting rid of it, but making it "painful" to do.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:11 (four years ago)

I mean if you had to actually stand there and talk instead of just pressing the filibuster button that’d help

Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:12 (four years ago)

That seems to be the kind of thing he has in mind. It's ridiculous this isn't already required.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:13 (four years ago)

Yeah, I didn't realize until recently that it's really just a matter of sending an email to formally register an objection, which any senator can do.

jaymc, Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:24 (four years ago)

I did not know that either! I def thought they had to talk or at least have the floor

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:30 (four years ago)

I feel like that happened during Obama’s first term? Or became increasingly common.

It would certainly make it more difficult for the geriatrics who run this country. But I’m sure Tommy Cotton and that Hawley asshole could handle it

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

It would give Ted Cruz another chance to read Dr. Seuss, and this time it would doubly own the libs.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:36 (four years ago)

He said the same thing to Chuck Todd. Manchin must've done the Sunday talk show circuit. In any case, he's "signaling" his intentions to the White House.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:37 (four years ago)

If you forced them to talk and also obliged them to speak to the bill instead of just reading the phone book into the record on pain of the parliamentarian cutting them off without a vote then that goes a ways while preserving the hallowed tradition of heroic filibusterers like Strom Thurmond

Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:38 (four years ago)

There are so many manners by which to reduce filibuster rather than eliminate it in one grand swoop.

First make standing in and arguing against the bill a reqmt.

Then each time gop decides to make a stand on an issue, revise the filibuster rule to eliminate than area from eligibility for delay and cloture. a series of subject matter reductions, bill by bill. Until weird, no more filibuster.

Can imagine this is too time consuming and annoying to work though... so for gods sake just pls get rid of it.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

Could also require 40 or more to be present throughout.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:41 (four years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:43 (four years ago)

Excellent one!

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

Make them stand there in the building they hate, rather than flying back home or golfing or whatever they actually like to do. The majority of them are selfish, empty cowardly bastards - they won’t last long.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

“selfish, empty cowardly bastards - they won’t last long”

Sounds great in a batman voice

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

Sure it's a Politico op-ed but Jack Hamilton here on destructive fandom in politics is a hell of a bracing/necessary read

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/03/07/barack-obama-bruce-springsteen-podcast-democrats-pop-culture-473383

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:58 (four years ago)

Very eager to hear Obama cover “State Trooper,” though.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:00 (four years ago)

Pretty sure someone's already made an Obama "Born in the USA" joek

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:03 (four years ago)

Eh, I've got stuff to say, but I'll just take it to the Springsteen thread.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:18 (four years ago)

"those bombs are kinda expensive for a dude who owes me two thousand dollars" pic.twitter.com/IRtBre6LIf

— Will Urquhart (@Urquwill) March 7, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 21:38 (four years ago)

and people claim these ILX threads have no impact on the national conversation!

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Sunday, 7 March 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

young democrats like Ben otmfm

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Sunday, 7 March 2021 23:46 (four years ago)

Ben got jokes

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 01:43 (four years ago)

and people claim these ILX threads have no impact on the national conversation!
do

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Monday, 8 March 2021 03:06 (four years ago)

tim wu is v good, his hiring is a promising sign that kamala harris's tech connections are having a limited impact, and tech antitrust is one thing i could see getting enough republican support to get through.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/03/tech-critic-tim-wu-joins-biden-admin-as-tech-competition-advisor/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 05:28 (four years ago)

Yeah see if we can get them to break up Amazon and Facebook to own the libs

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 8 March 2021 05:31 (four years ago)

hurt me daddy

armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 8 March 2021 06:17 (four years ago)

that is very good news re: wu

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 March 2021 07:14 (four years ago)

Tim Wu, rusted!

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Monday, 8 March 2021 07:22 (four years ago)

Wu, Tim Clan

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 March 2021 13:40 (four years ago)

Good morning!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2021 13:45 (four years ago)

The United States firmly opposes an @IntlCrimCourt investigation into the Palestinian Situation. We will continue to uphold our strong commitment to Israel and its security, including by opposing actions that seek to target Israel unfairly.

— Secretary Antony Blinken (@SecBlinken) March 4, 2021

.@SecBlinken: Iran’s moving in the wrong direction. It continues to take steps that lift the various constraints of the agreement and is making its program more dangerous, not less dangerous. We want to see Iran come back into compliance with its obligations. pic.twitter.com/jX4XXVZrWd

— Department of State (@StateDept) March 7, 2021

The hits keep comin and they don’t stop comin

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 8 March 2021 15:36 (four years ago)

hmm.

Not something he remembers https://t.co/7G8TOMKjNf pic.twitter.com/nRXFbpPCc2

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 8, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

lol, college

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 17:40 (four years ago)

I cradled lots of newborns shirtless and in my bare feet in college.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2021 17:43 (four years ago)

Meantime the Jan 6 arrests keep coming:

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/roger-stone-associate-with-oath-keepers-ties-arrested-on-capitol-riot-charges/2930533/

And as the thread points out this one's interesting:

BREAKING: Roger Stone-linked #OathKeepers member Roberto Minuta was just arrested by federal agents.

Minuta pulled security for Stone on the morning of January 6th...then participated in #Capitol siege. 1/

By: @jonathan4ny & @valiquettejoe
Link: https://t.co/lQRT4A9SGD pic.twitter.com/qPEOBkZzSt

— John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton) March 8, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2021 18:04 (four years ago)

my favorite thing about the stimulus (apart from sneaking in what will hopefully become permanent cash child benefits) is $30bn for transit.

Here's a look from a month ago at what that $30 billion can do to help avert disaster in public transit.

So many things like this. So many crises of public institutions now easier to manage, and won't take place under threat of austerity, from the ARP. https://t.co/qQlzyywn7B

— Mike Konczal (@rortybomb) March 8, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:07 (four years ago)

Roger Stone's face seems incomplete; I keep wanting to add a fist to it

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:13 (four years ago)

His head is in the shape of Zippy the pinhead's.

incredible pant century (stevie), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:18 (four years ago)

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain

incredible pant century (stevie), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:19 (four years ago)

$30bn for transit

or enough to fix the stairs in at least one subway station in nyc

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

well tbf it's enough for 10 miles of NYC subway (or 70 miles of subway in the rest of the world https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/28/nyregion/new-york-subway-construction-costs.html)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:49 (four years ago)

this rules

The tide has turned at Amazon in Alabama completely in the union’s favor.

Biden’s support was a game changer - I’ve never seen anything like it

— Mike Elk (@MikeElk) March 8, 2021

(and the bully pulpit works and he should use it)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:53 (four years ago)

this was the "game-changer" btw, not sure if it was discussed here

Workers in Alabama – and all across America – are voting on whether to organize a union in their workplace. It’s a vitally important choice – one that should be made without intimidation or threats by employers.

Every worker should have a free and fair choice to join a union. pic.twitter.com/2lzbyyii1g

— President Biden (@POTUS) March 1, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:08 (four years ago)

Robert Minuta owns a tattoo parlor in my county and made the local papers back in the spring for opening during lockdown. There was an Oath Keeper rally supporting him which made me me think uh there’s more going on here than the paper is reporting. He was also in the same newspaper a few years ago complaining about school vaccination requirements.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:21 (four years ago)

His shop got vandalized recently but the graffiti says ANTIFA DID THIS so I have my doubts.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:23 (four years ago)

(apart from sneaking in what will hopefully become permanent cash child benefits)

endorse this, but also there should be double the cash benefit for not having kids


His head is in the shape of Zippy the pinhead's.

are we having fun yet? pic.twitter.com/u76H2pXVVz

— Kit (@awardtour) May 25, 2018

armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:32 (four years ago)

How much do we get for kidnapped kids

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:34 (four years ago)

5-20 years

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

is the west experiencing a left wing drift part n...

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/08/opinion/romney-republicans-child-allowance.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:06 (four years ago)

Somewhere along the line, American conservatism came to define itself — at least in its actions — as primarily about money. Taxes and G.D.P. got policy support; families and communities got lip service. That’s changing, at least with the Republican rank-and-file. A recent poll shows 68 percent of Americans, including 60 percent of Republicans, support a child allowance like the ones put forward by Mr. Biden and Mr. Romney.

As I’ve talked this over with friends and colleagues, I’ve found that there is quite a bit of support for the idea of a child allowance. At a gut level, people understand that it’s gotten objectively harder for the average person to afford children without working so much to make ends meet that they don’t have the time or energy to spend the time with their kids that they need.

I’ve observed two things in these discussions that also map directly onto the broader fault lines in right-of-center politics. The younger people I’ve spoken to are more likely to support a child allowance than the older. The dividing line seems to be around age 50, with support increasing among younger people, while opposition increases in frequency and vehemence with age.

One conservative friend in her late 20s, upon hearing about the Biden plan, told me, “What the heck, I guess I’m a Democrat now.” She was joking about switching parties, but not about her support for the child allowance. Other young Republicans might go the additional step, which would spell doom for Republicans who are already struggling with younger people. My friend is a frequent critic of Mitt Romney, but she likes his plan — a lot.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:08 (four years ago)

One conservative friend in her late 20s, upon hearing about the Biden plan, told me, “What the heck, I guess I’m a Democrat now.”

10:1 she's mormon

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:11 (four years ago)

i don't like these people or their kids but warming them up to government money / programs can only be a good thing

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:13 (four years ago)

10:1 she's mormon

"My friend is a frequent critic of Mitt Romney"

hmmm

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:16 (four years ago)

still checks out!

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:20 (four years ago)

I wouldn't read too much into his fascist veneration of mothers bit, 10:1 that friend doesn't actually exist.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:23 (four years ago)

Trying to pull conservatism back toward the blood and soil Pepes of 2016-17 instead of the deranged evangelicals of the QAnon era isn't likely to work.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:27 (four years ago)

Distinction w/o a difference surely

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:29 (four years ago)

what if both are equally irrelevant?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:31 (four years ago)

I wouldn't read too much into his fascist veneration of mothers bit, 10:1 that friend doesn't actually exist.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, March 8, 2021 5:23 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the imaginary friends aren't really the point. the point is that checks and cash benefits are incredibly popular with younger republican voters, but not with republican politicians. it doesn't require a volkisch bloc to explain that.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:32 (four years ago)

Do these young conservatives understand that government spending comes from taxes, or are we waiting to tell them until it's too late for them to turn back?

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:32 (four years ago)

Meantime, remember when?

NEW: A deep dive on the Lincoln Project's finances and its handling of John Weaver's harassment of young men, from me, @dannyhakim, and @Jo_Becker. https://t.co/9I59f3OzWi

— Maggie Astor (@MaggieAstor) March 8, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2021 22:33 (four years ago)

Do these young conservatives understand that government spending comes from taxes

no it doesn't.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:35 (four years ago)

the imaginary friends aren't really the point. the point is that checks and cash benefits are incredibly popular with younger republican voters, but not with republican politicians. it doesn't require a volkisch bloc to explain that.

What are we basing this "incredibly popular" on aside from one fascist and his imaginary friend, though? Conservatives slightly favored the child tax credit expansion as it passed - but who's to say self-identifying conservatives wouldn't have supported that before? It's not really something we can compare historically.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:39 (four years ago)

jfc

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:41 (four years ago)

love to post on the milo message board

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:41 (four years ago)

New board description.

pomenitul, Monday, 8 March 2021 22:41 (four years ago)

You posted an article from a fascist as evidence of a swing in conservative opinion, sorry if I'm pushing back on it.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:42 (four years ago)

many xps

I saw a piece arguing that the increased support for Trump among nonwhite voters people were handwringing about was actually a pure class thing - his name was on checks that people needed. If true ...

lukas, Monday, 8 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

xp to caek

right, the covid bill did not tie any aid to taxes. However, Boss Manchin was saying today that he'd like to see a big infrastructure bill that came with tax hikes for upper brackets AND got Republican support.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

milo, a policy that is favored by 20 points is not "slightly favored". if you think the same policy could have polled the same with republicans in 1996 then sure, nothing has changed i guess.

i'm not saying these people are leftists. i'm saying that the set of people who favor government spending (which is something that can have leftist outcomes) has grown over the past few years, and that there's a disconnect between that group and republican policy and politicians that might be worth exploiting.

after the pandemic is over, will you promise me you'll join a book club or something so the rest of us get a chance to post?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:50 (four years ago)

*looks around*

JOE BIDEN RULES!!!!!!
*shotguns busch light*

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

The child care tax credits weren’t +20, though. They were supported by a slight majority of self-described conservatives.

The EITC has been relatively uncontroversial for 40 years now with multiple expansions and it’s not really new for conservatives to support children and families when polled. Their actions have never borne this out and there’s no reason to believe there’s been any change.

2012, for instance - https://everychildmatters.org/poll-voters-want-candidates-to-focus-more-on-kids/

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 8 March 2021 23:15 (four years ago)

I don't I can't

#AmericaFirst pic.twitter.com/cZRqzEcFSB

— Paul Gosar (@DrPaulGosar) March 7, 2021

incredible pant century (stevie), Monday, 8 March 2021 23:16 (four years ago)

so lazy. Why not just put whatever political message you feel like in front of some softcore manga porn.

Bnad, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:14 (four years ago)

Hard to believe his entire family hates him.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:20 (four years ago)

Encouraging, I suppose.

🚨🚨Poorest 20% of Americans estimated to see ~20 percent boost in income from Biden relief plan, particularly due to stimulus payments & CTC, per new Tax Policy Center analysis

Richest 1% to receive income boost of 0%, analysis sayshttps://t.co/2WmwjszTSo

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 8, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:46 (four years ago)

u.s. politics trivia time

which state has had a trifecta govt (control all 3 branches by same party) for the longest time? it has been a trifecta for 10 years longer than the second and third longest.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:34 (four years ago)

and whatever you do, don't just go here and sort the "Trifecta Status by State" table

https://ballotpedia.org/State_government_trifectas

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:35 (four years ago)

The EITC has been relatively uncontroversial for 40 years now with multiple expansions

it hasn't really expanded much in the past 20 years, amounts and thresholds have increased with cost of living, but, that's about it. In fact, more due diligence and documentation is required now than 20 years ago, to the point where if someone is claiming EITC on their taxes, they can't just file in January as soon as they get their w-2(s) and get a refund right away. I don't think it reflects attitudes about the tax credit, and more that because it is free money (a refundable credit that could be as high as about $5k) -- there is/has been a lot of fraud.

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:37 (four years ago)

utah - GOP trifecta since 1985
ND, SD, and Idaho - since 1995

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:39 (four years ago)

either the House or Senate held on longer in Texas than you'd expect after it stopped electing Democrats statewide ('94), it took 9/11 to flip whichever one held on

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:42 (four years ago)

Honestly, can we just get rid of the Trump tax bill of 2017 and go back to having exemptions as opposed to the stupid increased standard deduction which just screws up a lot of things, some of which didn't occur to the policymakers when they passed it.

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:44 (four years ago)

which didn't occur to the policymakers when they passed it.

You mean ex-Speaker Ryan (R-WI) wasn't the policy genius that the media kept trying to palm off on us?

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:50 (four years ago)

xp don't know what you mean exactly about exemptions but the elimination of state and local income tax deductions was a deliberate measure to punish high tax (democratic) states

Dan S, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:56 (four years ago)

and that was kind of genius move on their part

Dan S, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:07 (four years ago)

wooooow

NEW: Entire staff of Nevada Democratic Party quits after democratic socialist slate won every seat https://t.co/SN1by5EhKB by me and @akela_lacy

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) March 9, 2021

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:52 (four years ago)

you know how you used to get an exemption for each person claimed on the tax return? ... approximately $3000 per person that is deducted from your taxable income? And people who file tax returns that are actually dependents of someone else (e.g. high school students who have a summer job or work after school but are supported by their parents) don't get that deduction, because their parent(s) get it? ... And you could have 8 kids, and have that $3k x 8? ... Whereas under this stupid plan, you don't?

They didn't eliminate the state and local tax deductions -- they limited them. So that if you were in a high tax blue state and made a middle class salary and paid property taxes on a home, you could only deduct $10k as opposed to ... a lot more in some cases.

As for the "they didn't think of that" stuff -- this goes back to the elimination of exemptions and kiddie tax. They left the kiddie tax rules more or less the same, in that, they still used the amount of the exemption as a "floor" ... but then they got rid of exemptions, so they had to determine the amount of the exemption, that no longer existed, except for as a floor to calculate income subject to kiddie tax.

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:55 (four years ago)

Nice

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:56 (four years ago)

xp

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:57 (four years ago)

okay I know I take tax code changes way too personally ...gonna step back

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:59 (four years ago)

they did eliminate unreimbursed employee business expenses ... and considering so many employees are now working from home it's uh ... maybe it's worth putting it back in the tax code?

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:03 (four years ago)

Death to machine politics btw

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:12 (four years ago)

nah machines worked at a time when the parties weren't sored out ideologically

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:23 (four years ago)

which means I guess we agree

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:23 (four years ago)

there ain't no good guys
there ain't no bad guys

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:24 (four years ago)

gotta think they're ultimately better off without all these crybabies and their contacts sticking around anyway

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:36 (four years ago)

That Nevada story is interesting. If it follows normal lines, the new slate will have a lot of struggles of their own and will end up being accused of compromise and selling out by their fellow DSAers. Worst-case scenario, they lose a congressional race and end up being blamed for it and are swept out at the next go-round. But who knows? Maybe they are wildly successful and become a template for progressive takeover of other state parties.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:36 (four years ago)

I'd be curious to know what's made the Nevada left in particular so effective (electorally speaking)

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 04:09 (four years ago)

Harry Reid's dark magick is failing as he ages

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 04:13 (four years ago)

Indeed. #TransWomenareWomen pic.twitter.com/KLsTj5c1jr

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) March 8, 2021

serious question: does anyone actually find this funny? like just on a basic level I don't understand what the joke is supposed to be. if it wasn't a known chud shithead I would assume this was a parody of right wingers.

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 05:02 (four years ago)

I’m not clicking play on that

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 05:26 (four years ago)

yeah don’t

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 07:23 (four years ago)

a known chud shithead

It's times like these that I'm glad I'm far less online than the avg ilxor.

perhaps I myself was the object of my search (PBKR), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 12:38 (four years ago)

Today in "You say that like it's a bad thing":

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwCwSToWYAYobP1.png

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:13 (four years ago)

Roy Blunt's not running for reelection next year.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 15:00 (four years ago)

Feinstein dying after newsom is recalled and replaced with a Republican is the way they deserve to lose the 50th vote

Sen. Dianne Feinstein calls the witness DOJ nominees at Senate Judiciary Committee 'young women.' Monaco is 53. Gupta is 46. (Feinstein is 87.)

— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) March 9, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 15:41 (four years ago)

I'm 46 and I think of myself as young so ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 15:57 (four years ago)

hi!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 15:58 (four years ago)

house to vote on the stimulus bill tomorrow ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

finally, sheesh

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

i hope they don't fuck with the part about unemployment being non-taxable.

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 16:59 (four years ago)

I would think it'd have been the Senate who fucked with that if anyone but who even knows anymore

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 17:09 (four years ago)

isn't the house vote mainly to approve changes made in the Senate? I didn't think they were going to try to tinker with it more

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 17:13 (four years ago)

i hope they aren't going to tinker with it more ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

Since I've heard nothing about the bill being sent to a joint House-Senate conference committee, I'm going to work on the assumption that this is the Senate version, intact, and this House vote would be final.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 17:26 (four years ago)

Yeah I think the plan is to get it through and to Biden asap.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

Did Major bite a Secret Service agent? The stories are a little vague: ..described as a "biting incident" with a member of White House security.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 17:45 (four years ago)

ha i saw that headline while trying to find the latest news about the stimulus bill -- dogs sent back to Delaware

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 17:55 (four years ago)

one thing that was nice about the trump white house is that they didn't have any pets. because they were definitely the kind of family to send their new $20 million puppy to the pound because it shit in the corner

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 18:07 (four years ago)

Jared Kushner can't be around dogs because, well, look at him.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

for reasons no one can understand, all canines - even those that are well-trained and have made the cover of Dog Magazine in two different decades - attack Jared Kushner on sight

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:05 (four years ago)

Lol

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:09 (four years ago)

White House on $1,400 stimulus payments: "The checks will be signed by a career official at the Bureau of Fiscal Service"

Not Biden's name. Dems have talked about making clearer that they are responsible for government aid -- but not this way, I suppose

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 9, 2021

I really can’t believe that this matters at all. Maybe (doubt it) close to an election but not now.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:24 (four years ago)

that guy's going to be our next president

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

Dems very much need to push the fact that every GOP Senator voted against one of the most popular bills in US History

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

Stupid west wing watcher decision. They should call them bidenbucks and have his face on the checks. I’m serious.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

Nah, that was an authoritarian move by Trump to slap his name on the checks, some of that shit needs to be rolled back.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

Totally agree they need to hammer that Republicans voted against this, ideally every day from now until November '22.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

"As you're paying rent and your car payment this month, it's essential to remember that Senator Graham voted to make you homeless and car-less."

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:51 (four years ago)

xpost yeah, but think about how many Dr. Suess related events may occur before then

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:52 (four years ago)

love you boo

I know a lot of smart people are out there saying the GOP was so focused on Dr. Seuss that they couldn't mount effective opposition to the COVID plan. I think they need to learn what I've started learning — more voters will remember Seuss when they vote than the COVID plan.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) March 9, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:54 (four years ago)

He's right, I actually wrote in The Lorax for our district attorney.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:57 (four years ago)

If Joe Biden's name is not in the memo of people's stimulus checks they might forget where they came from and think the money is stolen, leading to an escalating, A Simple Plan-esque web of betrayals and paranoia. Few are talking about this.

— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) March 9, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:15 (four years ago)

He doesn’t need to sign the checks but it would probably be a good idea to mail every recipient a letter informing them that they’ve received the payment and whether their representatives in Congress voted for it or not.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:21 (four years ago)

Nah, that was an authoritarian move by Trump to slap his name on the checks, some of that shit needs to be rolled back.

unilateral disarmament in the norms wars is a bad idea.

and it's not an authoritarian move when you're the leader of the party that voted for it, no one in the other party voted for it, and you're fishing for votes in 2022. it's a smart move.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:31 (four years ago)

How about as a compromise Uncle Joe tosses a wallet-sized glamour shot of himself into the envelope

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:38 (four years ago)

However they do it, the Democratic party needs to hammer away at the message that not a single Republican voted for the $1400 checks or the $300/week unemployment insurance boost or money to help reopen schools, etc. Make sure all the popular provisions are known as widely as possible and the fact that the Republicans voted 'NO' to all of it.

Stamping Biden's name on the stimulus is important, whether its done on the checks, in an accompanying letter, in a coordinated messaging campaign, or preferably all three of these. Why let Republicans take even a smidgen of credit for what they unanimously rejected?

They should call them bidenbucks and have his face on the checks. I’m serious.

The "Bidenbucks" idea is great; it's catchy, like Obamacare. The face on the checks is a bit ott. Especially since it would delay them and make people mad.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

does Erick Erickson have brain damage

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

is water wet

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

unilateral disarmament in the norms wars is a bad idea.

Some norms matter tho. This was always going to an issue coming in after Trump, I think it's important for them to try to restore whatever standards of executive behavior they can.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:02 (four years ago)

does Erick Erickson have brain damage

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, March 9, 2021 3:50 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's a perpetual holder of the "idiot ball"

1) A quick thread on what we, in TV writing, call the Idiot Ball. This is a term used to describe when one character, in order to make the show work, has to behave, uncharacteristically, like a complete idiot. It is usually a different character each week. https://t.co/UVAmmxcJpj

— John Rogers (@jonrog1) March 8, 2021

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

xp ok, i promise they can do that if they keep the house in 2022 thus avoiding spending 2 years on impeachment proceedings before losing the presidency.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

does Erick Erickson have brain damage


oh shiiii y’all are going to make me do Republican phrenology

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:13 (four years ago)

y'all not to sound sanguine i'm PRETTY sure the people running against the NO-voting republicans know the basic gist of a "senator x voted NO against Y" attack ad. "wrong on supporting our schools. wrong on checks for struggling families. wrong for tennessee." shit writes itself.

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:13 (four years ago)

tho I suspect Erik’s weird fat head is just the result of corn fed beef gristle and chicken fried chicken batter, a healthy part of any “own the libs” diet

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:14 (four years ago)

can we not do "fatshaming is okay when the person is evil" again please?

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:16 (four years ago)

we should shame him for shooting holes in his newspaper that one time instead

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:16 (four years ago)

Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) yells at the GOP over union organizing bill: “Heaven forbid we pass something that’s going to help the damn workers in the United States of America.”

He adds: “Now stop talking about Dr. Seuss, and work with us …” pic.twitter.com/0RbmxQUPxB

— The Recount (@therecount) March 9, 2021

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:21 (four years ago)

can we not do "fatshaming is okay when the person is evil" again please?


fair. I shouldn’t have invoked “fat” mostly to just to talk about his weird dumb head. see also Harlan Hill and Newt Gingrich, neither of whom are overweight afaict

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:21 (four years ago)

I would hope Democrats aren’t running on $1400 checks in 20 months.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:22 (four years ago)

appreciate it, will.

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:26 (four years ago)

np, appreciate you calling me on a bad post

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:28 (four years ago)

The Senate version of the bill (which the House is going to rubber-stamp, as discussed above) ignores/wipes out the Hyde Amendment. Anti-abortion types are pissed; Republicans were too busy shouting about Dr. Seuss to notice, even while they were forcing it to be read on the Senate floor. Whoops!

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:36 (four years ago)

lmao score

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:33 (four years ago)

The ultimate poster, this dude got mad paid by a Democratic PAC to express his fear of Phoebe Bridger and now be a one man army for Cuomo.

Brooklyn Dad being a paid Dem op is pretty unsurprising, it absolutely does pay to have/promote shitty political opinions in America. pic.twitter.com/ByYZFYXaq9

— Polyamorous Tantric Sex Guru (@BethLynch2020) March 9, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:37 (four years ago)

hate that fucker

akm, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:38 (four years ago)

Hm hm hm

NEWS: Prosecutors have charged a *second* Oath Keeper associated with Roger Stone for a role in the Jan. 6 Capitol riot. Joshua James was one of the militia members IDed by the Times as a Stone security guard on Jan. 5-6. https://t.co/BOr164cGKB pic.twitter.com/0751JzRxJr

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 9, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:46 (four years ago)

C'mon guys this is the real story

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-s-german-shepherd-major-involved-white-house-incident-resulting-n1260169

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:24 (four years ago)

“We feel pretty confident,” Pelosi said. “I’m so excited. I just can’t hide it.”

She's about to lose control and she thinks she likes it.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:26 (four years ago)

when she does the neutron dance, stand back

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:31 (four years ago)

the dog thing sucks actually

akm, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:41 (four years ago)

My GF has a rescue dog, he growls at pretty much everybody/everything.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:42 (four years ago)

I mean remember FDR's dog

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:44 (four years ago)

The Coolidges had a raccoon called Rebecca.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_(raccoon)#/media/File:Grace_Coolidge_and_Rebecca.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:51 (four years ago)

I mean remember FDR's dog

Yes because FALA is still a crossword answer

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:57 (four years ago)

my rescue chihuahua turns into a Tasmanian devil the second she's placed on the bed and covers herself with the duvet. you can't even walk into the room without her flipping out and growling. anyway she is otherwise very sweet and I'm not sending her to Delaware.

akm, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:03 (four years ago)

i wanna get stimulus, stimulus
i wanna get stimulus
let’s get into stimulus
never mind the centrist bloc

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:11 (four years ago)

My mom owned a series of German shepherds and I never trusted one of them. (To be fair, the first one she had bit me when I was like 3, that's the kind of thing you remember.) The first time I took my wife up to visit the family, we walked in the kitchen door to be greeted by the latest shepherd growling and my mom yelling "Don't look her in the eye!"

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:36 (four years ago)

Anyway, this is chum to sharks, but here's Rahm saying everything's cool on the minimum wage: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/03/09/rahm-emanuel-republicans-living-wage/

To begin, the package should set the new rate at $15 an hour, tying that figure to inflation moving forward, and giving states the right to opt out of $15 per hour in favor of a floor closer to $12. (This has the added political benefit of forcing those lawmakers who oppose the higher figure to vote affirmatively to cut it.) Then, rather than include a tax cut for the rich, the package should augment the child tax credit and expand the EITC in such a way to allow recipients to claim benefits on a quarterly basis, so they don’t have to wait the full year to receive their allowances in cash.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:38 (four years ago)

When I was a kid, my aunt had a German Shepherd named Horst, and the first time my brother and I met him at my grandmother's house, my aunt actually had to walk us out to him in the backyard, where he was lying in wait in the grass, and make introductions. "Horst, this is unperson and unperson's brother - they're OK." We were not allowed to pet him, but at least he knew not to murder us.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:50 (four years ago)

I’m sure Republican state legislatures will just be torn up about opting out. That threat has gotten them all to accept expanded Medicaid for the last decade.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:52 (four years ago)

Yeah, being in a non-expanded state I had the same reaction. Our GOP legislature would gleefully knock it down to $12 and probably file a lawsuit trying to have the whole idea of a minimum wage ruled unconstitutional.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:58 (four years ago)

it really sucks that people who want and need the nice things that people in other states have, don't vote out the people responsible for them not having the nice things ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 01:19 (four years ago)

I don't trust German shepherds at all, my second cousin's shepherd attacked my other cousin once, never forget that that thing turning on him

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 01:22 (four years ago)

There’s a shepherd mix in my neighborhood who’s smallish (40-45 pounds) but plays way too rough with other dogs and kids if she hasn’t had a solid two or three mile walk that day. Just too much energy.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 01:27 (four years ago)

they can snap so quickly

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 01:37 (four years ago)

In The Shadow Of Cujo: post your terrifying dog stories here

fuck off calzino

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 01:39 (four years ago)

it really sucks that people who want and need the nice things that people in other states have, don't vote out the people responsible for them not having the nice things ...

It sure does. But white people in the South have been hateful and spiteful for a long, long time, appeals to common humanity don’t work very well. They don’t perceive such a thing. (Just speaking for my own state here.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 01:54 (four years ago)

Co-chair of Las Vegas Democratic Socialists and state party central committee member who helped elect new leadership has an idea for new @nvdems branding because, you know, guillotines are funny!

Let the Reign of Terror begin!

Vive la révolution! pic.twitter.com/vo3KkuquAW

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) March 10, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 01:59 (four years ago)

Sell t-shirts with that logo and easily recoup the money the losers took on their way out the door IMO.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:01 (four years ago)

The whole guillotine meme is the weirdest case of cultural appropriation.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:05 (four years ago)

Uh

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:10 (four years ago)

Ppl here know i prefer the head-in-a-basket meme, and i think you will too.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:17 (four years ago)

Qu'est ce que c'est dans la boite?

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:19 (four years ago)

It's just strange, guillotine is mostly a symbol of either short lived dictatorship by the bourgeoisie or killing Algerian dissidents and the whole debate about death penalty.

If France's hard left would start using the electric chair as a symbol of freedom of tiranny you'd be weirded out too.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:23 (four years ago)

P sure the guillotine is a symbol of cutting off the heads of the aristocracy.

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:28 (four years ago)

If Louis XVI died by Mr Sparky instead of Mr Choppy we’d be using Mr Sparky

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:29 (four years ago)

Sorry I forgot the guillotine is a lady

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:29 (four years ago)

It's just strange, guillotine is mostly a symbol of either short lived dictatorship by the bourgeoisie or killing Algerian dissidents and the whole debate about death penalty.

If France's hard left would start using the electric chair as a symbol of freedom of tiranny you'd be weirded out too.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, March 10, 2021 3:23 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao now this is a weird-ass post!

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:33 (four years ago)

Mostly it was used to kill a lot of the revolutionaries.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:35 (four years ago)

So what, Saint Just did nothing wrong

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:38 (four years ago)

All i'm saying it's that it's more a symbol of tyranny than anything.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:44 (four years ago)

John the Baptist wished they'd had a guillotine to do the deed.

his last words were "ow, jesus christ, how many more whacks"

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:58 (four years ago)

All i'm saying it's that it's more a symbol of tyranny than anything.

Noah fence but I don’t know if you know how symbols work

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:22 (four years ago)

willing to bet almost everyone using guillotine imagery understands that the Reign of Terror wasn't lol good times but the primary point of reference is lopping off Louis's head.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:25 (four years ago)

replace it with a Mosin-Nagant for the Romanov firing squad if you like but that's going to require more explanation

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:26 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpb4_LAd6fQ

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:27 (four years ago)

If Louis XVI died by Mr Sparky instead of Mr Choppy we’d be using Mr Sparky

― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, March 9, 2021 7:29 PM (fifty-five minutes ago)

Yeah, but, let's say Louis died by Mr. Noosey ... you might have second thoughts about using a noose as a symbol ... maybe Mr. Choppy is polysemous

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:28 (four years ago)

If Cromwell had left Ireland alone we could be trading memes about the great axe they used on Charles.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:30 (four years ago)

execution toyline for kids

Mr Sparky
death pops out of my mouth

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:30 (four years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/0d/00/350d00e740b13d49a62443e8f67a2b27.jpg

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:35 (four years ago)

I see this has become a fantastic celebration of the death penalty.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:43 (four years ago)

Tbf it's still legal across the border and very few people seem to give a fuck about that.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:44 (four years ago)

France abolished it in 1981.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:46 (four years ago)

Tbf it's still legal across the border and very few people seem to give a fuck about that.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, March 9, 2021 11:44 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wouldn’t fit with the online revolution LARPing just yet.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:47 (four years ago)

Who will think of the poor divine right monarchs?!

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:49 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsq3H_6XuFA

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:52 (four years ago)

Who will think of the poor divine right monarchs?!

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, March 9, 2021 11:49 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Travel beyond your country and read about the guillotine in Algeria.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:56 (four years ago)

I don't recall any guillotine imagery in the uprisings in 1968 in Paris and elsewhere, and I definitely haven't surveyed a representative sample of French people about their perceptions of it. ... Honestly, though, I see the guillotine graphic above as less a signifier of a guillotine and more of a second order signifier -- a sign representing the guillotine-themed meme campaign of various left factions on social media during the run up to last year's elections, of which members of this faction are now in power in Nevada. ... Idk, this could easily turn into a classic stupid ilx argument where we debate the accuracy of our opinions of other people's opinions.

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:57 (four years ago)

No one's referencing the guillotine in Algeria, though, so that particular concern troll appears to be falling flat.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:57 (four years ago)

If the DSA establishes a chapter in Tunis, that would be a good time for reappraisal.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:00 (four years ago)

VHS's point is that some people might think of the history of the guillotine in Algeria and how it was used against revolutionaries during the French revolution and cringe. I doubt the vast majority of Americans would think this, because we are provincial like that.

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:00 (four years ago)

brain zap, I mean DSA-Algiers

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:01 (four years ago)

It might just be akin to the infamous ronaldinho bottle opener incident, where the market for said bottle openers was oblivious to how cringey the design was.

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:04 (four years ago)

I don't recall any guillotine imagery in the uprisings in 1968 in Paris

Death penalty was widely debated during the Mai 68. If that is what you are refering to.

If you feel comfortable with a signifier of a machine which only function is to kill, and that been used primarely by dictatorships, colonial powers and heavy dury right wing governement that’s between you and your conscience. If you want to apply some selective history about it (it’s only about Louis XVI) then that’s also your choice. If you don’t want to think why is has not been used as a symbol of anything positive by the left in the country from which this death machine come from, fine. I’m french, it entails my hystory, and I find it super odd and gross.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:05 (four years ago)

Death penalty was widely debated during the Mai 68. If that is what you are refering to.

I was saying that I don't recall the guillotine being used a pro-revolutionary symbol in 1968 -- like, a lot of the DSA talking points (or memetic points) echoed some 1968 rhetoric, which is why I think the guillotine imagery, esp. in the context of it being problematic in France, is kinda ... idk. Doesn't quite sit right with me, personally, but this is just my semiotic nerdiness.

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:08 (four years ago)

I don't feel like trying to convince people to feel the way I do about it. I just think, "well, their hearts are in the right places more or less" and leave it at that

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:09 (four years ago)

Heh I don’t think I’m going to convince someone like milo about anything. Just that to see a symbol for the death penalty used as symbol of a progressive party, one that is foreign, is personaly repulsive and I felt the need to express that.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:16 (four years ago)

On the one hand I’m going to have to grudgingly admit you have some degree of a point but on the other hand you’re kind of pissing into the wind with this one especially when the opposition is using Nazi symbols to represent being Nazis

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:18 (four years ago)

On the third hand, chop chop

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:19 (four years ago)

I don't have the Algerian association with it (although that seems like a reasonable objection), but I do have the association of "radicals who went off the rails in a bloodbath of infighting and paved the way for the next autocratic ruler." Which is maybe not the signal the DSA wants to send. But w/e.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:19 (four years ago)

Well I always felt we ought to be smarter than this particular opposition.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:20 (four years ago)

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-politics-idUSKBN1HI1VR

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:22 (four years ago)

Idk the DSA aren’t exactly a brain trust, let alone vaguely left-aligned meme accounts fantasizing about lining up billionaires

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:22 (four years ago)

Do I think it would be good to peremptorily execute billionaires? Who knows. Let’s not rule it out.

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:23 (four years ago)

Need to raise the estate tax first tho.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:29 (four years ago)

The guillotine is a second-order piece of iconography - it's the most famous symbol of the French Revolution for Americans (the Phrygian cap didn't have a good nickname), which in turn is most strongly associated with cutting off Louis's head. Americans have been writing negatively about French Revolution hand-wringing for at least 100 years (when was A Connecticut Yankee published - 1875ish?), the giddy thrill of cutting off monarchs' heads is deeply ingrained.

The guillotine as used is not a "symbol for the death penalty" - it is a symbol for the overthrow of the ultimate power, purposely provocative (and very much as gallows humor about what it might take to actually overcome the billionaire oligarchs). In another context it might be a reference to the Nazis executing Sophie Scholl... but that's not the context.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:34 (four years ago)

If you feel comfortable with a signifier of a machine which only function is to kill, and that been used primarely by dictatorships, colonial powers and heavy dury right wing governement that’s between you and your conscience. If you want to apply some selective history about it (it’s only about Louis XVI) then that’s also your choice. If you don’t want to think why is has not been used as a symbol of anything positive by the left in the country from which this death machine come from, fine. I’m french, it entails my hystory, and I find it super odd and gross.

choppy bois are for billionaires, mon ami

it's very easy not to qualify for one

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:39 (four years ago)

You are right that context is important, in another context it’s a symbol of being unable to think beyond dank memes and using the history of other nations without seeing how freaking shortsighted and tragicaly ironic it might be.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:45 (four years ago)

unable to think beyond dank memes

No one built a guillotine to take along on the Bernie campaign bus.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:49 (four years ago)

personally I always saw the resurgence of guillotine imagery as a reflection of powerlessness and not a literal endorsement of mass decapitation

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:56 (four years ago)

no, clearly everybody means the worst possible thing and there is no other interpretation allowed

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 06:03 (four years ago)

personally I always saw the resurgence of guillotine imagery as a reflection of powerlessness and not a literal endorsement of mass decapitation

― stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 12:56 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sorry to turn to what the only thing the machine has ever done and was meant for.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 06:12 (four years ago)

blame the Wizards of the Coast

am0n shaped post (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 06:13 (four years ago)

Everyone making guillotine jokes should instead use the hammer and sickle, which I'm sure would not cause any fuss.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 06:21 (four years ago)

would that it were so simple

am0n shaped post (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 06:29 (four years ago)

Many xposts

I was bitten by a neighbour’s German shepherd when I was 4 and that dog did me a favour in a roundabout way, because the medical exam I got at the hospital following the bite flagged up swelling that turned out to be cancer. No way on Earth I’d be alive today if Hans hadn’t bitten me.

Whoever got bit at the White House might want to have an MRI, just to be sure.

scampopo (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 07:15 (four years ago)

The big thing about the guillotine is it's so fucking dorky larping

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 13:23 (four years ago)

yeah. like "hahaha just kidding! this thing doesn't actually work officer come on!!"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 13:24 (four years ago)

I would love to see a gaggle of chapo fans who can't change a tire try to assemble a working guillotine

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 13:34 (four years ago)

lol

perhaps I myself was the object of my search (PBKR), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 13:35 (four years ago)

yea those IKEA instructions are often confusing

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 13:50 (four years ago)

no, clearly everybody means the worst possible thing and there is no other interpretation allowed

New board description.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 13:51 (four years ago)

Good morning!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 13:56 (four years ago)

I will go on record as saying that I think every billionaire's (and billionaire+'s) head should be chopped off and their assets distributed to people in the global south.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 16:27 (four years ago)

I don't even think that's controversial, tbh.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

I'd give them a chance (like 1 month...) to give up 99.999& of their wealth outright but after that *makes throat slashing gesture, is flagged*

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 16:35 (four years ago)

Stacey Plaskett goes after Grothman for his weird comments about Black Lives Matter supporters not supporting traditional families pic.twitter.com/KlGsrbeJJL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 10, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 16:59 (four years ago)

Do I think it would be good to peremptorily execute billionaires? Who knows. Let’s not rule it out.

I will go on record as saying that I think every billionaire's (and billionaire+'s) head should be chopped off and their assets distributed to people in the global south.

Er, you guys do know that it is possible to defang billionaires and take their wealth away without actually murdering them, don't you? Bcz, bloodthirst is not a defensible political position, if you think about it a bit. Too easy to misuse and never necessary to achieve your goal unless that goal is terror.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:53 (four years ago)

Terrorizing billionaires and wannabe billionaires is good policy. Keep them from getting ideas.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

Th'd be terrified aplenty just at the threat of living in poverty. Death not required.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

Mike Lee on HR1: "This is a bill as if written in hell by the devil himself." pic.twitter.com/NfNvv30NBA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 10, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:58 (four years ago)

"The snake and the apple, Tucker, is actually a metaphor for mail-in voting."

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:00 (four years ago)

Mike Lee discovers that democracy is hell, because it involves other people.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:00 (four years ago)

Republicans demand universal suffrage for cranky old white men

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:01 (four years ago)

Th'd be terrified aplenty just at the threat of living in poverty. Death not required.

― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 1:57 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It wouldn’t fit with the dehumanization of anything that opposes their ideology a life spent on the internet can provide.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

The bill passed the house, 220-211.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:22 (four years ago)

O no the dehumanization of Zuck and Bezos

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:24 (four years ago)

I made a massive mistake and filed my taxes this weekend and now I'm really really hoping this gets signed and paid out ASAP

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

xp While your arrogance proves you all-too-human.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

First they came for the billionaires and I said nothing, because I wasn't a billionaire ...

nickn, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:36 (four years ago)

"But when I was celebrating the dehumanization and murder of others I was only joking! Honest!"

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

man will everybody be shocked when Biden vetoes the bill, and rips off the mask, revealing himself to be....

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:48 (four years ago)

Is this Match Game? I’m going with “Martin Shkreli”

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:49 (four years ago)

Garland confirmed as AG

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:56 (four years ago)

70-30 vote

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:57 (four years ago)

first AG to have the head and upper body of a Rick and the tail of a fish

am0n shaped post (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:58 (four years ago)

Apparently Susan Rice took over the office that Stephen Miller had been using. & now she's regularly burning sage in there to help rid the place of negative spirits. Probably cheaper than a full blown exorcism?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

still not quite getting why a mermaid splits where it does even on sailor's tattoos. Thought there might be some bowlderism bunged in for children's illustrations but like is this voluntary celibacy or sumfin?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

Are we talking Stephen Miller's tattoos or

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:04 (four years ago)

Highly recommend The Lure — Polish mermaid horror musical — for a full exploration of the sexual proclivities and capabilities of mermaids.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:06 (four years ago)

Polish mermaid horror musical
I am the father, the father of nothing

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:15 (four years ago)

it's no The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:16 (four years ago)

Er, you guys do know that it is possible to defang billionaires and take their wealth away without actually murdering them, don't you?

― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, March 11, 2021 5:53 AM (one hour ago)

no, this has never occurred to anyone else

choppy bois are for billionaires, mon ami

it's very easy not to qualify for one

― armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 4:39 PM (yesterday)

I'd give them a chance (like 1 month...) to give up 99.999& of their wealth outright

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, March 11, 2021 3:35 AM (three hours ago)

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:32 (four years ago)

The Lure is really damn excellent and everyone should see it

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

let's hope they realize this is a vote winner

NEW: American Airlines is telling 13,000 workers who received notices of April 1 furloughs "you can tear them up!" House passage of $1.9 trillion stimulus bill extends airline Payroll Support Program once again. pic.twitter.com/a23SkVfhwd

— Pete Muntean (@petemuntean) March 10, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

wau

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:53 (four years ago)

lol at "if you see your congressional representative on a flight, be sure to thank her or him"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:53 (four years ago)

If you watch anything today... pic.twitter.com/65vwH1XtLn

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) March 9, 2021

apologies if this has already been posted

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:55 (four years ago)

What happens in this video

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:57 (four years ago)

it's bryan giving the cross of gold speech

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:58 (four years ago)

god help me he's the only one who stands a chance at winning the second Ohio seat, eh

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:16 (four years ago)

that was some a+ yelling

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:23 (four years ago)

i would absolutely hate-watch a mike lee reality show fwiw

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:26 (four years ago)

That 13,000 non-lost jobs is higher than even the exaggerated number of 11,000 lost jobs Republicans were howling about with the Keystone cancellation (which was more like 1,000 or so actual jobs and a bunch of estimated temporary construction jobs that hadn't even happened yet).

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:59 (four years ago)

the 2021 stimulus is pretty unusual compared to what other countries are doing so far (i think y-axis is % of GDP)

The killer charts from the OECD yesterday. The US wants the recovery more. pic.twitter.com/mxH4BtV5GD

— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) March 10, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:05 (four years ago)

That chart looks sus as hell to me for a number of reasons, but I'm too busy to look them up atm.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:22 (four years ago)

One of them, though, is that the guy is a goon who writes for the WSJ.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:23 (four years ago)

"the US 2021 stimulus is pretty unusual" seems correct, though, like table, I think those graphs are a very sketchy way of representing that (what are the numbers on the left of the bar graph? are they comparing amounts of money or percentages of budgets/GDP or ?? what are the pre-existing social safety nets in these three places? etc.)

rob, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:27 (four years ago)

It’s per cent of gdp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:29 (four years ago)

The choice of December 2020 is obviously arbitrary and designed to magnify the difference.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:29 (four years ago)

ok that makes sense. Well, hopefully all the other govts see that tweet and get jealous

rob, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:40 (four years ago)

Bummer, nothing stopping debt collectors from grabbing the $2000$1400 stimulus checks in this bill.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:37 (four years ago)

yeah what a shitty bill

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:43 (four years ago)

there could have been a better deal

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:43 (four years ago)

that means this one is shitty

"i didn't say shitty, bla bla bla"

me: FUCK

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:44 (four years ago)

ME: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:44 (four years ago)

FUCK

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:44 (four years ago)

no one is stopping me from stealing everyone's 1400 either watch out bitches

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:45 (four years ago)

Someone is sad no one's paying attention to him.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwJ9IoJXMAYV_Pm.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:55 (four years ago)

Yes, DT, any other president would have closed their eyes, crossed their fingers, and waited out the five years.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:59 (four years ago)

If it had been up to him, only his voters would get a vaccine.

epistantophus, Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:01 (four years ago)

So, on the House floor, Lauren Boebert just argued against gun background checks by telling a story about a man being beaten to death outside her restaurant in CO. But the story is a lie. The man actually died of a drug overdose: https://t.co/fjIRGZkqDP pic.twitter.com/UZn9swvdlQ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 10, 2021

If this had actually happened, she could have shot the assailant and the victim just because...

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:22 (four years ago)

so...this bill is good, no?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:25 (four years ago)

Where are these DJT missives originating from anyway? They're like something from the North Korean news agency, they just appear out of thin air.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:30 (four years ago)

so...this bill is good, no?

From a strictly personal perspective, it's very good. I'm gonna get to knock $10,200 off my taxable income; my insurance subsidy might go up, making my health insurance even cheaper than it is (and since I'm in NJ, it's already pretty cheap); I'll get $1200 extra a month in unemployment...thanks, Biden! Plus, it has a bunch of knock-on effects that will last for years, like the whole Hyde-amendment thing and pushing through a bunch of structural improvements to Obamacare. It's also significantly beneficial for people using COBRA, people with kids, etc.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:32 (four years ago)

it's a good bill, but you live in the united states. your health insurance is not cheap.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:34 (four years ago)

And a couple of the temporary expansions run out...just before the 2022 elections, so I suppose the Dems plan to run on expanding them? If so, this is more shrewdness than I expected from this White House.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:35 (four years ago)

this is more shrewdness than I expected from this White House

They're good at this. And the "Hey America, you're welcome" tour is coming soon, according to Politico:

Biden is scheduled to deliver his first prime-time address as president Thursday, which will focus on the Covid crisis. Later this month, he’ll hold the first press conference of his young presidency. He’s committed to making a still-unscheduled address to Congress. And officials are busy preparing for a sprawling sales campaign designed to draw attention to the benefits of the Covid-relief package. Biden, first lady Jill Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris and others will hit the road to tout, among other things: the $1,400 checks, how billions of dollars in the bill will reopen schools, and the investments being made in increasing the numbers of vaccinations.

“There are a lot of people who use the term ‘victory lap’ in a derogatory way. I’ve already heard people saying that Biden is about to take a victory lap. Well, that’s a lot of crap,” said House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.), a close Biden ally. “One of the—if not the biggest—mistakes that Obama made, in my opinion, was getting the Recovery Act done and not explaining to people what he had done.”

Biden and top administration officials acknowledged they’ll have to do more to ensure the benefits of their package sink into the public’s consciousness. And they’ve spent weeks carefully planning how best to begin their efforts while much of the country remains consumed by the pandemic. White House press secretary Jen Psaki said Tuesday that once the American Rescue Plan is signed, “We will need to do some work and use our best voices.”

Also, from a different Politico story (which of course tries to paint it as a bad thing), there are some other good things in the bill:

Democrats are getting an early start on their tax-increase agenda.

They’ve tucked a trio of little-noticed tax hikes on the wealthy and big corporations into their coronavirus relief package that together are worth $60 billion.

One takes away deductions for publicly traded companies that pay top employees more than $1 million. Another provision cracks down on how multinational corporations do their taxes. A third targets how owners of unincorporated businesses account for their losses.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:41 (four years ago)

They're good at this. And the "Hey America, you're welcome" tour is coming soon, according to Politico:

how about staying home and paying everyone $2000 a month to also stay home

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:48 (four years ago)

They’ve tucked a trio of little-noticed tax hikes on the wealthy and big corporations into their coronavirus relief package that together are worth $60 billion.

That's a lot of money.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:49 (four years ago)

how about staying home and paying everyone $2000 a month to also stay home

― armoured van, Holden (sic),

Nah. Poor promotion fucked Obama in 2010. These dudes are vaccinated.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 00:51 (four years ago)

reminder to the girls of this page that I will soon have $ 1400

— wint (@dril) March 11, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:00 (four years ago)

They're good at this. And the "Hey America, you're welcome" tour is coming soon


You can write a different article with the same facts

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/biden-stimulus-sales-pitch/2021/03/09/71dad6d4-80f9-11eb-9ca6-54e187ee4939_story.html

Let’s wait until they demonstrate they’re good at this in a way that people without politics brain actually notice

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:02 (four years ago)

_They’ve tucked a trio of little-noticed tax hikes on the wealthy and big corporations into their coronavirus relief package that together are worth $60 billion._

That's a lot of money.


No it isn’t

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:05 (four years ago)

For something that has received that little of attention? Seems to me like a lot.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:10 (four years ago)

Well, no, it isn't a lot of money if we're talking guillotines.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:13 (four years ago)

silby, if you had $60 billion, you might get introduced to Mr. Choppy

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:13 (four years ago)

Trump did this. 60bn is a drop in the ocean:


The bill’s cuts totaled $5.5 trillion. The corporate income tax rate shrank to 21 percent from 35 percent, and companies also won a tax break on the trillions in profits brought home from offshore.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:14 (four years ago)

I’m not a sovereign nation-state! xp

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:15 (four years ago)

The COVID relief bill was the easiest thing they get to do (and it got bargained down). They still have to deal with the filibuster and move on the PRO Act in the Senate and $15 minimum wage and having the child tax credit extend beyond 2021 (and etc.).

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:15 (four years ago)

yes they do -- so celebrate anyway

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:16 (four years ago)

xp - honestly, my post was primarily to continue the use of the hilarious coinage "Mr. Choppy"

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:17 (four years ago)

I’m sure I stole that from someone.

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:17 (four years ago)

like I can see some great memetic potential combining Gritty with Mr. Choppy

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:18 (four years ago)

another little detail about the bill i just heard about - apparently it paves the way for student loan forgiveness by providing a window (until 2026) where student loans can be forgiven without then taxing the same people on the amount that was forgiven. warren seemed very pumped about that, at least

Congressional leaders seized an opportunity to accomplish some long-standing objectives through the latest pandemic relief bill, which passed the House on Wednesday. Chief among them is eliminating the tax burden many student loan borrowers would face if any portion of their debt was discharged.

The tax relief is good only through January 2026, but lawmakers say it is a key step in canceling some of the $1.5 trillion in federal student loans held by 45 million Americans. Among the many concerns surrounding widespread forgiveness is whether debt relief would be subject to taxation, which could undermine the benefit to borrowers and ultimately the economy.

“This change clears the way for President Biden to use his authority to cancel $50,000 in student debt to provide a massive stimulus to our economy, help narrow the racial wealth gap, and lift this impossible burden off of tens of millions of families,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) said in a statement after the Senate passed the stimulus package Saturday.

Biden in February rejected a call from Warren and Senate Majority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) for $50,000 in debt cancellation through executive action, citing his reluctance to forgive the education debt amassed by graduates of elite private universities. Still, the president has expressed a willingness to cancel $10,000, and White House press secretary Jen Psaki said the administration is reviewing his authority on the matter.

Warren and Sen. Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) first introduced a similar bill to make debt forgiveness tax-free in 2016, but the legislation stalled in committee. The latest version of that bill is far more expansive in that it covers all student loans originated by the government and private lenders.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2021/03/10/student-debt-forgiveness-for-profit-colleges-stimulus/

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:21 (four years ago)

I've been holding my fire on this thread because Joe Biden deserves the skepticism, but given Joe and the Manchins and the structural conservatism of the Democratic Party, I'm...aghast a bill of this size passed after a lifetime of living under Reaganism and Clinton's institutionalizing of same, in which Joe Biden played a considerable part. Parents with children have some cushions. Unions too. Cities get their debts paid. And the temporary protections, if we wanna be political, expire before the '22 midterms. The bill needed the $15 minimum wage, but I see no way the White House could've bent Sinema and Manchin to their will without earmarks (which might change soon!).

Where I sit now the cynicism is another form of sentimentality. And we owe Donald Trump, god help us, something for reminding the percentage of Republicans supporting he bill that debts/deficits don't matter.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:28 (four years ago)

Bummer, nothing stopping debt collectors from grabbing the $2000$1400 stimulus checks in this bill.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 3:37 PM (one hour ago)

huh?

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:30 (four years ago)

I mean, it's okay to claim victory. Sanders and AOC and their allies deserve the credit for contributing to this moment. Celebrating doesn't represent a slackening in holding this fucking party accountable in our lil ol' message board.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:31 (four years ago)

by the way, i hate donald trump too

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:34 (four years ago)

Nah. Poor promotion fucked Obama in 2010. These dudes are vaccinated.

The quote suggested the tour would be virtual (bar “an address to Congress”). And vaccinated dudes can still carry the virus.

just saying it was bad policy not to close / quarantine the borders for three months last March & pay ppl $6k to stop spreading it / save businesses. it’s bad policy not to close / quarantine the borders for three months this March & pay ppl $27k to wait for vaccinations while stimulating those businesses that have survived.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:35 (four years ago)

I'm not following you. Businesses along the border?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:37 (four years ago)

wait, how are we going from $6k to $27k? ... like we each get $27k? that would be rad.

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:38 (four years ago)

Trump did this. 60bn is a drop in the ocean:

The bill’s cuts totaled $5.5 trillion. The corporate income tax rate shrank to 21 percent from 35 percent, and companies also won a tax break on the trillions in profits brought home from offshore.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 8:14 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

'm sorry I wasn't clear, but for something I didn't know about before the Politico article, it is a lot. Is it enough? Obviously, it is not. If you are going to recover from the nightmare of the Trump tax cut, it's going to take, in part, small victories like these.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:42 (four years ago)

Celebrating doesn't represent a slackening in holding this fucking party accountable in our lil ol' message board.

Celebrate whatever you like but when shrewdness and ‘what they’re good at’ start getting tossed around for the easiest bill with the most leverage that almost became a disaster at the last minute, it might not be time to hang up the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banners.

The shrewdness of running on renewing provisions can also quite easily become “why didn’t they extend the child care tax credits that helped last year?!”

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:49 (four years ago)

Harris / Markey / Sanders’ bill covered $2K a month for the duration - I glitched and added 12 months x $2K to another 3 months without xing that 3 by $2k. So, $30K.

Alfred - I take it things might be different in Florida, where the populace has largely declined to shut down, but dozens and dozens of businesses in my walking radius have gone bust in the last 12 months of lockdown. Cash influx to residents would enable patronage of ones that have survived, now and when more reopen post-immunity. The economy is people.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:49 (four years ago)

like we each get $27k? that would be rad.

Under COVID-related price increases and new costs, this would cover more than half the cost of seeing family members again btw

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:53 (four years ago)

handy infographic

What’s partisan about this relief? Is the money going to Democrats or progressives only?

It’s exhausting for Republicans to just play distractive politics, while they lie and deny relief to their constituents. https://t.co/M6XnC8LUAq pic.twitter.com/nSy17trO4O

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) March 11, 2021

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:54 (four years ago)

I don't know how many times I heard the argument that Bernie would make those outsize plans and promises so when they get inevitably negotiated down you still get a very good bill. Isn't that what happened?

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:54 (four years ago)

oops, didn't mean to include pete staber's, uh, partisan wishlist
xp

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:54 (four years ago)

sic, I criticized nothing -- I wasn't sure what you meant. And, no, Florida's been fucking awful. This is a state dependent on the service sector for income, so imagine the consequences wrought in the last year.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:54 (four years ago)

bernie would have promised a very large amount, and then stood strong and gotten ten times what he asked for as the republicans begged for mercy

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:55 (four years ago)

Celebrate whatever you like but when shrewdness and ‘what they’re good at’ start getting tossed around for the easiest bill with the most leverage that almost became a disaster at the last minute, it might not be time to hang up the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banners.

makes you think

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:55 (four years ago)

We're never gonna agree. With this dried aspic of a president to have gotten this much from a bare Senate majority with scaredy cats in the caucus is a rare thing. I just...understand waving a monocle at the bill's weaknesses when we consider where the party was at in 2015 before Sanders and Warren started moving it leftward. I don't offer anecdotal evidence lightly, but I can't be alone in thinking of two or three families who will automatically benefit as parents and union members from this bill, yet I'm supposed to think, "Yeah, well, suck it, you could've gotten better."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 01:59 (four years ago)

that almost became a disaster at the last minute

yes. we must not celebrate this non-disastrous accomplishment. instead, we must hold this administration fully accountable for these near-disasters that weren't disasters.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:02 (four years ago)

it's like criticizing an awful student who finally buckled down and earned a B on a paper for not being the good student who always submitted A papers.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:04 (four years ago)

Except it’s not because it’s the party in control of the US government and they don’t deserve a break!

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:05 (four years ago)

Never!

Ever!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:06 (four years ago)

To acknowledge good shit is a sign of weakness, a rebuke to my lib/leftist credentials!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:06 (four years ago)

If they sent every American a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine I’d still be like “ok but where’s my free MDMA”

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:07 (four years ago)

Politicians never deserve gratitude unless you're the woman who Bernie stopped from getting run over.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:07 (four years ago)

ewww a blowjob machine

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:08 (four years ago)

lol "gratitude" -- milo, really?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:08 (four years ago)

Gonna step away from the white het male posturing for a few hours.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:10 (four years ago)

Ahem, american white het male pls while yr categorising

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:11 (four years ago)

sic, I criticized nothing -- I wasn't sure what you meant.

no worries, that's what I thought - likewise, I wasn't being snotty in response, just acknowledging that all of us are feeling different parts of the elephant.

If they sent every American a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine I’d still be like “ok but where’s my free MDMA”

I'd be like "fuck this, make solid gold trains instead, that I can ride interstate while absolutely vibing on my free MDMA"

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:25 (four years ago)

If they sent every American a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine I’d still be like “ok but where’s my free MDMA”

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 7:07 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao a+ post

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:27 (four years ago)

I mean free mdma >>>> both of those other things

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:28 (four years ago)

poll time?

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:28 (four years ago)

legal weed has been an economic boon for states, legal E would really provide stimulus post-vaccine

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:42 (four years ago)

MDMA machine >>>>> blowjob machine

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:44 (four years ago)

MDMA machine goes rrrrRRRRRRRRMMmmmmmwaaoowwwwwww

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:45 (four years ago)

Alfred i knew you'd understand.

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:46 (four years ago)

well, Roisin Murphy's been blasting at Soto Manse for the last hour, so

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:00 (four years ago)

I'd be fine with enough money to afford a house with a yard or condo with a balcony in my overpriced city -- $30k would help with the downpayment/reducing monthly mortgage payments

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:03 (four years ago)

adam curtis voice

in america, no one knew if they had won or lost

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:03 (four years ago)

FYI I’m imagining a very large and noisy blowjob machine, like the size of a chest freezer maybe.

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:03 (four years ago)

I don't offer anecdotal evidence lightly, but I can't be alone in thinking of two or three families who will automatically benefit

uh, I can think of about 50 easy

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:04 (four years ago)

FYI I’m imagining a very large and noisy blowjob machine,

in the words of Kim Gordon, "what are you gonna do for me?
I mean, are you gonna liberate us girls
From male white corporate oppression?"

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:05 (four years ago)

FYI I’m imagining a very large and noisy blowjob machine, like the size of a chest freezer maybe.

― Canon in Deez (silby),

no you're imagining ME.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:06 (four years ago)

I’ve seen pictures of you and you are not as wide as a chest freezer

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:08 (four years ago)

I compensate with very large noises.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:09 (four years ago)

MDMA is nullified by my SSRIs, can I substitute my free drug

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:39 (four years ago)

no, but enjoy the BlowMatic 6900

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:41 (four years ago)

clearly I need to update my DRUGS NOT JOBS t-shirt

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:42 (four years ago)

wait a second, what is this free drug

and DON'T say the power of reading

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:43 (four years ago)

it's the power of love!

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:59 (four years ago)

goddamn it. it's always the power of love, i should have known

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 04:06 (four years ago)

sometimes i am frightened but i’m ready to learn

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 11 March 2021 04:09 (four years ago)

MDMA is nullified by my SSRIs, can I substitute my free drug

anyone on SSRIs gets a four-day weekend once a month so they can taper meds for a few workdays and then do one drop Friday / two Saturday, taper back onto SSRIS on the Monday. half-price voucher for 5-HTP to smooth out Sunday.

also research grants to all universities to determine whether the MDMAvailable society even needs SSRIs.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 04:12 (four years ago)

I would take the solid gold cadillac, sell it (assuming all the other solid gold cadillacs out there don't crash the market), and possibly buy a little bit of hopefully-legal MDMA with the proceeds, among many other things.

count me in on the positive side of all this, w/ a gentle reminder that the first 100 days aren't even up until the end of April

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Thursday, 11 March 2021 04:20 (four years ago)

Hear Me Out: A Cadillac...MADE OF ECSTASY!

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 11 March 2021 04:29 (four years ago)

I would take the solid gold cadillac, sell it (assuming all the other solid gold cadillacs out there don't crash the market)

yeah this is the thing, I can't see a realisable value for the majority of recipients

will go round to Grisso's for an occasional lick though

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2021 05:21 (four years ago)

You probably can’t drive it

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 05:23 (four years ago)

Either one I mean

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 05:23 (four years ago)

It’s a win, but only just. And boy I just can’t wait for more temper tantrums by the sObeR mOdErAtEs that we apparently have to negotiate with in order to get the bare minimum done.

I really do appreciate that the Senate is a very different animal than the House, but there has *got* to be a better way to bully and punish dipshit Democrats who do the GOP’s work for them.

And I suspect there probably is, but only if the party leadership actually wants the same things as their voters.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Thursday, 11 March 2021 05:48 (four years ago)

whips need to work harder on obtaining blackmail material imo

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 March 2021 08:04 (four years ago)

you may think that, Tracer, but I can't possibly confirm

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 08:43 (four years ago)

guys....Mindy Moderate is mad.

While Washington undergoes a much-needed spring thaw, Chuck Schumer and Susan Collins’ relationship is frostier than ever.

More than four months after Collins handily dispatched Schumer’s efforts to deny her a fifth term, the moderate Maine Republican and the Senate majority leader have no relationship to speak of. And that awkward dynamic could make problems for Schumer in the coming months if his narrow Democratic majority needs Collins’ vote.

For weeks Collins has questioned Schumer’s handling of coronavirus relief negotiations, and on Tuesday night Schumer fired back to blame Collins’ fiscal conservatism for exacerbating the last financial crisis. The New York Democrat said in a nationally televised interview that his party’s courtship of three GOP votes for its Obama-era stimulus bill shrunk the legislation too much: “We made a big mistake in 2009 and ’10. Susan Collins was part of that mistake.”

Collins was not pleased to be singled out in such a manner. In an interview, she called Schumer’s comments an “extraordinary” backhanding of his most natural ally across the aisle. And she said there’s been zero contact with the Democratic leader since the election: “He has not spoken to me, no.”

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 14:06 (four years ago)

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 March 2021 14:17 (four years ago)

If only he had Dick Jones' conviction!

Nhex, Thursday, 11 March 2021 14:19 (four years ago)

Schumer practising his whip skills like a ringmaster?

Stevolende, Thursday, 11 March 2021 15:23 (four years ago)

ew

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 15:25 (four years ago)

If they sent every American a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine I’d still be like “ok but where’s my free MDMA”

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 7:07 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao a+ post

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, March 11, 2021 2:27 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the moment has passed but this is the truest post issued to these threads in idk how long

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 11 March 2021 15:30 (four years ago)

The House just passed universal background checks.

For the last 5 years Mitch McConnell refused to bring the bill up for a vote because he knew it might pass.

That’s a big part of why voters fired him. And now, the Senate WILL vote on comprehensive background checks. pic.twitter.com/bllM9WGm35

— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) March 11, 2021

incredible pant century (stevie), Thursday, 11 March 2021 16:57 (four years ago)

this is good news, but how are they going to get the senate to vote on it now?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:02 (four years ago)

the majority leader controls what gets a vote, schumer will definitely put this bill up.

the question is if the bill actually does have enough bipartisan support to beat the filibuster.

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

joe manchin will force the republicans to talk/filibuster for 5 more years, until they back down

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

unfortunately, we haven't had a recent enough mass shooting event for universal background checks to pass. we have had some mass shooting events, rather, but they didn't up the game enough. will probably take a 3-digit slaughter for anything to move

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:06 (four years ago)

we can't help it! we forgot again!!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:06 (four years ago)

for a second i thought that read "3-digit slammer" and lold darkly

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:07 (four years ago)

Universal background checks have ~70% support with gun owners IIRC.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

^^ pretty sure that's true ... granted, some of that could be related to racism, but ...

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:17 (four years ago)

the majority leader controls what gets a vote, schumer will definitely put this bill up.

the question is if the bill actually does have enough bipartisan support to beat the filibuster.

― caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Thursday, March 11, 2021 11:04 AM (twenty-six minutes ago)

well yes, this is what I meant

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

Great new Reuters analysis:

"Biden’s $1.9 trillion bill was crafted without GOP input and passed without a single GOP vote. Nevertheless, GOP-leaning states are due to get a disproportionate share of many of its benefits."https://t.co/Q9BZbdmzrl

Reupping this piece/thread: https://t.co/nIu323Jmyp

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) March 11, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:32 (four years ago)

quite a change from "it might be good politically if people in blue states die from the coronavirus"

frogbs, Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:36 (four years ago)

will the voters in those states be grateful, though?
already seeing the right wing wheels turning, blaming inflation and rising commodity prices on the Biden admin

Nhex, Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:38 (four years ago)

hard to argue with money in your pocket

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:40 (four years ago)

The plan is remarkably popular with the citizens of red states.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:41 (four years ago)

i'm glad that there are policy people out there thinking about the important questions, like, how should we try to fend off the upcoming diabolical plans of rightwing turds?

Eleventh-hour changes to the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan take square aim at one idea that’s been percolating in GOP legislatures around the country: using funds for states to finance deep tax cuts.

Over the past month, lawmakers in Kansas, Michigan, Florida, Georgia, and other states have all suggested that $350 billion in aid to state and local governments could be used to finance state tax cuts.

Mississippi and West Virginia are pushing outright elimination of the state income tax, with legislators around the country tying the push to the Biden stimulus bill.

“You would be looking at a very large tax cut for businesses that are trying to reopen in this state, which I think would be very stimulus in nature,” Florida Senate President Wilton Simpson (R) said in a March 2 press conference.

But last-minute legislative maneuvering in the Senate may have rendered that impossible.

The American Rescue Plan now stipulates that states receiving the money cannot use it to “offset a reduction” in tax revenue due to any law passed during the time that the funds are available — from now until 2024.

That provision aims to ban the stimulus money from financing new tax cuts.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/biden-rescue-bill-aims-to-cut-off-gop-push-for-state-tax-cuts

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

barf at "very stimulus in nature"

this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

what is the word you all like? stimulus? this is the most stimulus of all

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

"a large tax cut would be very stimulating, verrrryyy stimulating indeed"

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

is it me or is the GOP unusually...quiet in the last few days? Dr. Seuss comments aside. I don't remember such quiescence in 2009.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:47 (four years ago)

i think they're loud, but they're scattered. they have no message right now. their loudest and most dominating voices are complete idiots and are all over the map. people like mcconnell who normally run the death star are also the enemies of trump, so

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:53 (four years ago)

There is a GOP senator from my home state who tweeted this:

Independent restaurant operators have won $28.6 billion worth of targeted relief.

This funding will ensure small businesses can survive the pandemic by helping to adapt their operations and keep their employees on the payroll.https://t.co/Ob4pRb9Xh4

— Senator Roger Wicker (@SenatorWicker) March 10, 2021

...despite voting no against the relief bill.

He was promptly dragged into a ratio oblivion.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 11 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

he's been posturing for the last 24 hours

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

My dumb governor and one of my two dumb senators wrote this dumb thing for Fox News pretending that Red States are the actual victims in all of this: https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/blackburn-lee-biden-covid-bailout-red-states-blue-state-payday

Which the Reuters analysis obviously undercuts. They only get to their alleged harm of $164 million by focusing on specific aid that is being distributed based on unemployment rates rather than straight per capita — which a reasonable person would interpret as "giving it to people who need it most" rather than "a Blue State payday!" They also don't mention that TN is literally leaving $1.4 billion on the table by refusing to expand Medicaid. So this is what they're left grasping at, basically. Entirely invented grievances. (Not that either of them is going to turn down the $6.1 billion Tennessee is getting under the bill.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 11 March 2021 20:05 (four years ago)

Just thinking about the Tea Party already springing up less than two months into the Obama administration fighting the completely inadequate tepid stimulus.

This is way bigger and there haven't even been any dark money TV ads!

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 11 March 2021 20:52 (four years ago)

Didn't the Tea Party spring up (as most Right Wing things do) over something that wasn't even real: a bailout for people with subprime mortgages?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 March 2021 21:01 (four years ago)

"TEA" was an acronym for "Taxed Enough Already".

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 11 March 2021 21:02 (four years ago)

lol

I don’t write yahoo headlines, but this story shows the impact progressives are having. This is the most significant bill for working people in 50 yrs. celebrate the fact that the progressive agenda is enormously popular. Then get right back to work. There’s a lot more to do. https://t.co/QNE0s6yjIx

— Jane O'Meara Sanders (@janeosanders) March 11, 2021

(the headline is "Biden's stimulus shows he's governing like Bernie")

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 March 2021 21:14 (four years ago)

haha. i mean you got to keep the home fire burning iykwim

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 11 March 2021 21:27 (four years ago)

"TEA" was an acronym for "Taxed Enough Already".

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain)

it was, and i'm sure every single one of them would want lower taxes, but i think we all know that they just wanted to be called the tea party and when someone said "hey guys, Taxed Enough Already!" they all just were like "hoooray, our destiny hath manifested!"

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 March 2021 21:53 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHbjenBMLno

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:05 (four years ago)

Republicans are "concerned" that Biden's address tonight--it's not like March 11 has any actual significance--amounts to taking a victory lap. I was going to bring up all of Trump's victory laps, but they weren't really that, were they? He did regularly start jumping up and down before the starter's gun had even gone off.

clemenza, Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:19 (four years ago)

more like victory pants

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:24 (four years ago)

He'll be on for an hour, apparently; I want him to spend 15-20 minutes reading off a list of every way in which the average person will benefit from this bill, and then spend the next 40-45 minutes reading out the names of every Senator and Representative who voted against it. I know he won't, but that would be the best possible use of that hour.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:39 (four years ago)

The current GOP talking point is essentially: "Yes, of course I voted against this monstrous, bloated, marxist bill from hell, but here are the parts I would have voted for if only given the chance.."

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

clemenza at 4:19 11 Mar 21

Republicans are "concerned" that Biden's address tonight--it's not like March 11 has any actual significance--amounts to taking a victory lap. 


to quote an old D.C. axiom: tough titty assholes!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

They also knew is was gonna pass, so it's a win-win: voting against "excessive federal spending" while knowing damn well that your state and constituents will benefit from it.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:46 (four years ago)

impressed that someone is keeping this account going after the... incident

🐾 Woof! Our dad @POTUS signed the American Rescue Plan! Stimulus checks will hit bank pawccounts as early as this weekend, hoomans are being vaccinated pawcross the country. This is a #Major win for Americans. We are keeping our pawmise to #BuildBarkBetter. Happy day! pic.twitter.com/aEryePO9ap

— The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 Fans (@TheOvalPawffice) March 11, 2021

🐾 Pawf course we were not there, we pawhtoshopped pawurselves - poorly we might add - in @MegHays46’s photo because we were in the room in spirit for this historic moment. Woof! #DOTUS

— The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 Fans (@TheOvalPawffice) March 11, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 12 March 2021 00:10 (four years ago)

Kinda yiffy

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 March 2021 00:27 (four years ago)

They're working from home, pandemic style.

nickn, Friday, 12 March 2021 00:34 (four years ago)

anyone who gives them money should lose the right to vote

armoured van, Holden (sic), Friday, 12 March 2021 00:38 (four years ago)

i wish i were not aware of these tweets

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 March 2021 00:46 (four years ago)

impawsible to forget

epistantophus, Friday, 12 March 2021 00:47 (four years ago)

Every day as a facet of my job, I am subjected to the groaningly-punny names of animal shelters and rescues across the country. So I feel like I'm in an authoritative enough position to say that those tweets are almost inexcusably terrible.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 March 2021 00:54 (four years ago)

pawhtoshopped

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 12 March 2021 01:00 (four years ago)

Good Biden speech so far.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 March 2021 01:08 (four years ago)

In a FB group we started mocking him the first couple minutes.....then shut up.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 March 2021 01:12 (four years ago)

Boy, I thought that was great.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 March 2021 01:26 (four years ago)

I did too

Dan S, Friday, 12 March 2021 01:28 (four years ago)

he does look a lot like bob barker though

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 March 2021 01:28 (four years ago)

I thought the first 10 minutes or so was very moving. He maybe repeated himself a bit towards the end, but that first part--"the details of everyday life"--I'm going to play it tomorrow for a grade 4/5 class.

clemenza, Friday, 12 March 2021 01:31 (four years ago)

Flipping through channels, I heard that gallon of angry oatmeal named Tucker Carlson say, "How DARE you, President Biden, tell us whom to spend Fourth of July with?!"

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 March 2021 01:31 (four years ago)

Totally on-brand that Tucker Carlson hates his immediate family

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 12 March 2021 01:34 (four years ago)

joe biden is dangerously out of touch with the people who don't want to see their friends and family

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 March 2021 01:44 (four years ago)

xpost lol

Yeah, I could feel myself getting a little misty during that stretch. I want to believe, Uncle Joe. Make it happen, please.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 March 2021 01:44 (four years ago)

joe biden is dangerously out of touch with the people who don't want to see their friends and family

Deserves to be a T-shirt, or something.

clemenza, Friday, 12 March 2021 01:49 (four years ago)

fremme neppa venette

Dan S, Friday, 12 March 2021 02:08 (four years ago)

Fox News has an inset box during Biden's address showing Tucker Carlson reacting to what Biden is saying in realtime labeled LIVE TUCKER REACTION pic.twitter.com/pzTOBFvwTU

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 12, 2021

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 12 March 2021 02:17 (four years ago)

Alright

McConaughey says in another interview, w/ Al Roker, in front of the Texas Capitol, that’s he’s considering running for governor: https://t.co/sdt4h1oWne

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) March 12, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 March 2021 02:30 (four years ago)

AOC's IG live rn is pretty great.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 12 March 2021 02:52 (four years ago)

It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Friday, 12 March 2021 02:53 (four years ago)

playing bongos naked in the governor's mansion

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 12 March 2021 02:57 (four years ago)

I'd take McConaughey any day over Abbott

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 12 March 2021 02:59 (four years ago)

I think he’s got a heavy case of Rogan brain, but honestly same. Abbot is the absolute worst.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 12 March 2021 03:30 (four years ago)

AOC's IG live rn is pretty great.

what was she doing?

armoured van, Holden (sic), Friday, 12 March 2021 04:04 (four years ago)

There's an outline here in her own words:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CMTamoBHRaa/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 12 March 2021 04:23 (four years ago)

you can really feel her anger there with how terrible of a bill this was, in terms of what it should have been

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 March 2021 04:24 (four years ago)

they have no message right now

Kinda. They have a message and it is "no."

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 March 2021 05:03 (four years ago)

i don't know, they also have the whole socialism angle, they have the border crisis, they have the stolen election, they have cancel culture thing (which is against saying "no" to them), the upcoming ____ scandal, which is really ten times worse than anything we saw in the trump era, etc

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 March 2021 05:10 (four years ago)

that's kind of what i mean, they got really used to trump leading them from one crazy headline weirdass thing to another, i think they kind of forgot how to be a political party. but people keep voting for them and they keep suppressing the vote of everyone that tries to vote against them, so wtf do i know

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 March 2021 05:11 (four years ago)

god that AOC video

straight into my veins

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 March 2021 10:03 (four years ago)

"It's OK to say when good things happen."

Thk u AOC.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 12 March 2021 16:05 (four years ago)

Liked it as far as Ive got, a lot. People really need competent smart ppl in govt setting high and reasonable expectations. Being mega-charismatic and clear helps too.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

https://politics.theonion.com/nation-finally-shitty-enough-to-make-social-progress-1819570350

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 March 2021 17:03 (four years ago)

Meanwhile, in the saddest of sad LOLs

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillow-ceo-mike-lindell-is-trying-to-launch-a-social-media-site-and-its-already-resulted-in-a-legal-threat

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 March 2021 18:35 (four years ago)

Any new social media network faces serious challenges. But Vocl must grapple with a daunting problem before it even launches: a website called “Vocal,” spelled with an “A,” already exists.

On Thursday, lawyers for Vocal’s publicly traded parent company, Creatd, Inc.,

right here is where I started laughing

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 12 March 2021 18:37 (four years ago)

Oh it gets better!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 March 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

oh wow it does

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 12 March 2021 18:43 (four years ago)

His shot-chaser moment with the name is beautiful.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 March 2021 18:44 (four years ago)

space age stuff!

sarahell, Friday, 12 March 2021 18:50 (four years ago)

Assuming he actually gets this thing running, I predict that it will a) be a piece of technological shit, b) get hacked within an inch of its life, c) result in Lindell getting whatever article of clothing remains sued off of him after Smartmatic et al get finished with his pants.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 March 2021 18:53 (four years ago)

it's gonna use Frames, and have a visitor counter and guestbook at the bottom

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

I don't want to stereotype people in recovery, but what are the odds he's not back on crack? Or maybe he's just high on life.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 12 March 2021 18:56 (four years ago)

it's gonna use Frames, and have a visitor counter and guestbook at the bottom

― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, March 12, 2021 12:55 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I feel like these chuds could do well to bring back webrings.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 March 2021 19:03 (four years ago)

oh man i was just typing “WELCOME TO THE CONSPIRACY SEDITIONIST WEBRING”

joygoat, Friday, 12 March 2021 19:06 (four years ago)

hahaha

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 March 2021 19:08 (four years ago)

A sneak peek:

http://www.arnulfocasco.com/images/juice.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 12 March 2021 19:12 (four years ago)

hey some of friends were members of webrings!

sarahell, Friday, 12 March 2021 19:13 (four years ago)

actually though -- they really should resuscitate Flash.

sarahell, Friday, 12 March 2021 19:15 (four years ago)

“Every word out of their mouths is going to say Dominion, Smartmatic fraud, vaccine fraud,” Lindell told the cheering crowd, describing the content on Vocl.”

I like this biz plan tbh it will take him places

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 March 2021 19:18 (four years ago)

vocl needs the ability to embed realaudio clips in posts

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 12 March 2021 19:20 (four years ago)

omg ... plugins ... no page will work unless you download a plugin

sarahell, Friday, 12 March 2021 19:22 (four years ago)

honestly the most hilarious hack in my mind is to basically give users an error message saying they have to upgrade to the latest version of Flash to enjoy this content.

sarahell, Friday, 12 March 2021 19:23 (four years ago)

can we go back to "the cheering crowd" because waht

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 12 March 2021 19:34 (four years ago)

pic.twitter.com/WipWA3ZS1E

— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago) March 12, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 12 March 2021 20:47 (four years ago)

for those that care about such matters, biden's first two gallup approval ratings have been 57% and 56%. both of those exceed trump's high water mark of 49%, earned in may 2020, when he was just really kicking ass and taking names

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 March 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

wait till people start getting money

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

yeah, and also i think the most recent one (56%) covered feb 3-18, so nothing after recent events

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:06 (four years ago)

hey guys

David Brooks is on our side: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/11/opinion/biden-covid-relief-bill.html

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:12 (four years ago)

Eurgh what side would that be

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:16 (four years ago)

the fact that conservatives have spent two weeks complaining about the unpublishing of racist Dr. Seuss books they've never read kinda to how difficult a time they're having complaining about Biden. these fuckers will whine about everything and all they've come up with in a year is "Sleepy Joe"

frogbs, Friday, 12 March 2021 21:23 (four years ago)

I keep coming back to my...dumbfoundedness at not hearing a single conservative hogging up the media landscape in the last few days yelling about Stalinism. I know Trump is their own Stalin, but my whole life in politics has primed me for conservative guerrilla war.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:28 (four years ago)

Turd Blossom ain't around any more to set the agenda, the noise machine is rudderless

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:30 (four years ago)

mike lee was saying that the devil literally wrote the bill himself a few days ago but now he seems to have quieted down, thank u jesus, so idk

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:32 (four years ago)

The bits of David Brooks columns where he's almost correct are what keep people coming back.

>>There was a premise through American history that if you worked hard you would earn economic security. That’s not as true for millennials and Gen-Z, or many other people across America.

>>I’m [paid to act] worried about a world in which we spend borrowed money with abandon [on things other than wars]. The skeptical headline on the final preretirement column of the great Washington Post economics columnist Steven Pearlstein resonated with me: “In Democrats’ progressive paradise, borrowing is free, spending pays for itself and interest rates never rise.”

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:32 (four years ago)

Interest rates are never gonna rise again, just like the south won’t.

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:38 (four years ago)

that referenced Pearlstein column was special - his justification for an $11 minimum wage being "correct" was an article from 2017 using 2016 numbers (which wasn't exactly correct even then)

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:49 (four years ago)

Yeah that Pearlstein column (https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/03/03/democrats-stimulus-spending-inflation/) is interesting in a lot of ways. He's very grumpy about all the new spending, warning sternly if vaguely that bad things are inevitable, but then he segues into bitching about social media in a super-old-man way and finally kind of throws up his hands and admits that he doesn't really have any new ideas or insights, and announces his retirement.

Pearlstein was good on the 2008 meltdown, he definitely understand the territory. But also by his own admission he buys into a lot of baseline economic assumptions that may or may not have ever had particularly strong data behind them.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

(Also of course, bad things may well be inevitable, with or without this spending package. But if bad things come, at least more people will have more money to deal with them.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 12 March 2021 21:57 (four years ago)

It is bizarre to me that anyone (aside from right-wing savages) can write a sentence about 1 in 6 American workers making less than $15 an hour and just zip right past. But I also don't know where he's pulling that number because 40 million workers earning $15 or under would be a larger share than ~17%.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 12 March 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

Also he says the $15 was pulled from thin air, but treats the late '60s high point of the minimum wage like some kind of rational standard to aspire to. As if the highest it's ever been is the highest it should ever be, without regard to actual need.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 12 March 2021 22:11 (four years ago)

David Brooks is one of the most stupid people on the planet.

Forget billionaires, Brooks would be high on my list for Mr. Choppy.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 12 March 2021 22:56 (four years ago)

awww Mr. Choppy!

https://www.eventeny.com/users/pic/9953-business-product-e4mds5546abz1589751338-600.jpg

sarahell, Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:09 (four years ago)

apparently that is "Mr. Chippy Choppy" -- kinda disappointed I couldn't find a good "Mr. Choppy" GIS in color

sarahell, Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:10 (four years ago)

i love him

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:14 (four years ago)

Vote yes on dehumanizing billionaires

For sure wise for elderly or immunocompromised to take the vaccine. Some debate about the second jab though. Quite a few negative reactions to that.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 12, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:16 (four years ago)

that negative reaction is called an IMMUNE RESPONSE you cross-eyed melonheaded fuckface

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:22 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETtTSwtWoAABuco.jpg

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:23 (four years ago)

i love this frogg

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:42 (four years ago)

popular novelty children's 45 in your finer used record stores

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:59 (four years ago)

b/w Solidarity Forever

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:59 (four years ago)

The thing about Elon Musk is that there is no reason to ever pay attention to what he says

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:04 (four years ago)

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2021/03/how-elizabeth-warrens-acolytes-infiltrated-bidenworld/

Larry Summers makes a great foil here

lukas, Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:08 (four years ago)

Eternally the guy who lost the very easy sinecure of Harvard President by saying women were naturally not as good at science

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:09 (four years ago)

It’s a stretch to say “very easy sinecure” but also literally everyone hated him as far as I could tell

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:12 (four years ago)

I’ll at least assume Larry Summers thought of it more as a plum make-work assignment than Drew Faust did afterwards, how hard is it really to raise money for Harvard tho

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:23 (four years ago)

Well, Rudenstine was extremely good at at it and, as far as I can tell, Summers is the only one who has been bad at it

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:24 (four years ago)

How’s he still a public figure???

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:25 (four years ago)

The unaccountable longevity of Clinton guys I guess

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:26 (four years ago)

(Probably because as mentioned before, everyone hates him)

full disclosure: I once met him during a party at the Kennedy School during the 2004 DNC and he spent the entire 4 minute conversation scanning the room looking for someone famous to talk to so, while it would be a stretch to say he should have paid attention to me, he was certainly extremely rude a d incapable of normal conversation

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:27 (four years ago)

(By contrast, Rudenstine is a delightful dude who is engaged with anyone who talks to him, regardless of how important they are)

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:29 (four years ago)

He's not even that rich for all the evil work he's done. The graffiti artist who drew a mural for Zuck's office is worth hundreds of millions more.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:29 (four years ago)

As hard as it may be to believe, I don't think getting rich is his main goal. Feeling important is.

lukas, Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:33 (four years ago)

That’s what makes people like him more horrifying though - absent avarice or the pursuit of raw power, they’re like trophy hunters of human misery. Stuff and mount that family of four who lost their home so Bill Clinton will take my phone call.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:44 (four years ago)

🚨 Stimulus cash is already out the door. This is a bank posting sent to me by a member of a family of four making under $150,000. 🚨 pic.twitter.com/iunzWcK1o8

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 13, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 13 March 2021 01:52 (four years ago)

Yep, I know someone who already has it pending in their account

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 13 March 2021 02:16 (four years ago)

Just checked my bank account, it’s there.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 13 March 2021 02:19 (four years ago)

so this just happened live on Fox pic.twitter.com/1b7WNhu6q7

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) March 12, 2021

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 13 March 2021 02:25 (four years ago)

What happens in this video

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 13 March 2021 02:26 (four years ago)

An old white man jerks off

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 March 2021 02:30 (four years ago)

Rare instance of relatable content on Fox

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 13 March 2021 02:40 (four years ago)

Well going to be so much better if it starts acknowledging it's a comedy channel. Might need better writers though.

Stevolende, Saturday, 13 March 2021 08:20 (four years ago)

https://img.ifunny.co/images/88f30f0493583c57ddd3059fa608fe823173bcf3cd164da83930d3d6a6e8a40e_1.jpg

If you need more cutesy murder memes

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 13 March 2021 11:36 (four years ago)

WATCH: Ron Johnson says he never "felt threatened" on 1/6 because "I knew those were people that love this country" but if "those were tens of thousands of Black Lives Matter and antifa protesters, I might have been a little concerned." pic.twitter.com/PZcs89bl1T

— America's Worst Senator (@TheWorstSenator) March 13, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 13 March 2021 14:04 (four years ago)

Competition:

If every willing person in America is vaccinated for #COVID19 by May, as POTUS has said, why put our lives on hold till July the 4th?

— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) March 12, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2021 14:16 (four years ago)

I always suspected Cornyn had issues with comprehension, but still. I do find it hard to believe these people are this stupid, yet if they're doing a bit (as I've read people suggest Cruz, Kennedy, etc are doing), that just seems as exhausting to affect as it is for everyone to experience.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 March 2021 15:17 (four years ago)

How could anyone doubt that cruz is doing a bit

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 March 2021 15:30 (four years ago)

Yeah it’s all just lack-of-virtue signaling.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 13 March 2021 16:53 (four years ago)

I think makes him sound good to most people?

Three words to describe the first weeks of the Biden administration: boring but radical. pic.twitter.com/dEDeHFjOCo

— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) March 13, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 13 March 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

"Boring but radical"? Where does this shit come from?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 March 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

Just imagining him coming up with that and thinking it’s hot stuff

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 13 March 2021 17:34 (four years ago)

"Joe Biden: Jumbo Shrimp."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 March 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

The obvious flip side for Cruz, I suppose, was the previous occupant: Wildly Entertaining but Perfectly Sober Governance.

clemenza, Saturday, 13 March 2021 17:38 (four years ago)

I do find it hard to believe these people are this stupid

Politics abounds with opportunities for people who can do this well. Mostly it comes to them naturally, because it's so hard to fake convincingly. Look at Ted Cruz.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 13 March 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

Is it just because his speaking cadence is akin to a pastor? Do Texan Republicans just subliminally enjoy being spoken to like children?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 17:56 (four years ago)

I’m reading the bit in the Caro book about the 1941 senate race Johnson lost to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Lee_O%27Daniel, who was like donald trump for “housewives” and composed literal nursery rhymes, and the answer is yes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 13 March 2021 17:58 (four years ago)

The real grand bargain that needs to be struck here is the Republicans agree to let the Democrats govern — because they are the only one of the two parties that actually knows how to or wants to — and the Republicans get to consolidate their position as a pyramid scheme constantly grifting their supporters by getting them riled up over stupid bullshit so they’ll send in donations and consume right-wing media. Like, every 6 months or so some top Dem can leak a fake plan to make Santa Claus a Muslim cleric or something, just to keep the outrage simmering.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 13 March 2021 18:45 (four years ago)

BORING

but RADICAL

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 18:56 (four years ago)

sick burn

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 March 2021 19:01 (four years ago)

these fuckers have forgotten not only how to govern but how to insult, everything is based on the grand trump reign

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:32 (four years ago)

This piece goes places.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/03/13/capitol-riot-navy-white-supremacist-475714

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

And he said the government’s discovery of Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” and “The Turner Diaries” at Hale-Cusanelli’s home “does not mention that there were hundreds of other books in Mr. Hale-Cusanelli’s collection.”

I didn't know there were so many racist Seuss books.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:57 (four years ago)

I feel like that story needs a “See? NCIS is totally a real thing!” subhead.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 13 March 2021 21:36 (four years ago)

https://www.thisfuckeduphomerdoesnotexist.com/p/p/677b1fdf🕸
LP
_And he said the government’s discovery of Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” and “The Turner Diaries” at Hale-Cusanelli’s home “does not mention that there were hundreds of other books in Mr. Hale-Cusanelli’s collection.”_


I didn't know there were so many racist Seuss books.


What's up with this Sgt. Getz?

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:27 (four years ago)

In which Frank Luntz convenes another focus group with GOP voters, this time about gettin' jabbed.

Many other proposed or actual messengers fell flat: The group panned a public service announcement released last week, for instance, featuring former presidents Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter. One attendee called the ad “propaganda,” and another said the former presidents were “bad actors.”

“It actually kind of annoys me,” said a voter named Debbie from Georgia.

The group also condemned Anthony S. Fauci — the government infectious-disease specialist relentlessly attacked by Trump and conservative media for the past year — as a “liar,” “flip-flopper” and “opportunistic.”

Fauci, whom multiple participants also blamed for Trump’s missteps on the virus, told “Fox News Sunday” that Trump should make his own public service announcement. But the focus group of Trump voters didn’t warm to that idea, with attendees universally saying that their spouse or doctor would be more influential on their decision than hearing from the former president.

Luntz, who told The Washington Post last week that he didn’t “need a focus group to tell me that nothing would have a greater impact than a Donald Trump PSA,” said he was surprised that Trump’s participation was rejected by people he characterized as die-hard supporters. “Those people are beginning to move on,” he theorized. A Fox News pro-vaccine PSA also drew shrugs from the group.

One Republican politician did make a persuasive pitch: former New Jersey governor Chris Christie, who relayed his own story of contracting the coronavirus while advising Trump in the White House — and developing a case so serious that it landed him in the intensive care unit for a week. Christie also revealed that two of his family members died of the virus, focusing on the “randomness” of how the coronavirus could seriously affect even healthy people, including Trump’s 30-something adviser, Hope Hicks.

“We really shouldn’t be all marching in lockstep like lemmings to go and do what the government tells us to do,” said the former two-term governor, positioning himself as a political outsider. “They’ve screwed up too many times for us to do that. But I really do believe the facts that I’ve learned, and the experiences I’ve had, should make at least everybody … think hard” about getting a vaccination.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 March 2021 15:23 (four years ago)

goddamn if them foregoing vaccination wouldn’t just make it harder on poor people with less access to healthcare I would be cheering these clowns and their death drive.

but no, they’ll all live comfortably into old age, owning the libs while they suck up resources and all the air in the room

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Monday, 15 March 2021 15:27 (four years ago)

Good morning!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 March 2021 15:31 (four years ago)

Was it noted here or elsewhere that the percentage of GOP currently vaccinated is more or less in line with the percentage of total vaccinations? Which is to say, somewhere around 20-25%. All these paranoid Republicans, let's see how many of them actually get the jab when they finally get a shot.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 March 2021 15:45 (four years ago)

Maybe, but I bet those Republicans tend to be in and around cities. The more rural counties around where I live have tons of vaccine leftover because there's so little demand, so lots of teachers and others from here are making drives of 30-90 minutes to get stuck in podunk places.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 15 March 2021 16:16 (four years ago)

I'd heard the same thing, but it seems pretty anecdotal. I've also heard of people in the distant burbs traveling closer to the city for shots, so who knows. I'm not sure there is any place particularly rich in unclaimed vaccines.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 March 2021 16:20 (four years ago)

it's perfectly reasonable to think that 25% of Republicans are just as motivated to get the vaccine as anyone else. As the overall vaccination rate rises, perhaps that enthusiasm will dwindle.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 15 March 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

I've been wondering how many of the elderly fascists at The Villages in Florida got the jab, seems like that might be a telling stat about their dedication to the 'COVID is no biggie' bit.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 15 March 2021 18:09 (four years ago)

DeSantis has made sure his rich elderly donors get jabbed.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 March 2021 18:09 (four years ago)

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/03/15/ben-cardin-infrastructure-package-reconciliation-476017

Sen. Ben Cardin, a senior Democrat on the committee responsible for crafting a surface transportation bill, in a "hot mic" moment told Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Monday that Democrats will likely have to use budget reconciliation for their infrastructure plans, citing expected resistance from Republicans.

good

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 15 March 2021 21:46 (four years ago)

OTOH, that doesn't paint him as someone who expects talking filibuster reform or total abolition

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 15 March 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

There's no reason for any of us to expect talking filibuster reform or total abolition unless that possibility rises to the level of the hottest topic in DC, with all signs pointing to it happening.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Monday, 15 March 2021 22:08 (four years ago)

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/03/15/yevgeny-vindman-promotion-post-trump-476038

Hell yeah

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:59 (four years ago)

well the Ides passed and the world hasn't quite collapsed.

Did some interesting garage stuff before they became horn rock ides of March innit

Stevolende, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:06 (four years ago)

OTOH, that doesn't paint him as someone who expects talking filibuster reform or total abolition

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, March 15, 2021 5:00 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

seems like it would be irresponsible not to have a plan to try to pass it without reform

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:18 (four years ago)

remember that little last minute addition to the $1.9T stimulus bill, which was to add a provision to prevent (GOP) states from using the $350M to finance local tax cuts? welp, turns out 21 republican states think their freedom to abuse the use of federal stimulus money for total bullshit has been limited

Twenty-one Republican state attorneys general on Tuesday threatened to take action against the Biden administration over its new $1.9 trillion coronavirus stimulus law, decrying it for imposing “unprecedented and unconstitutional” limits on their states’ ability to lower taxes.

The letter marks one of the first major political and legal salvos against the relief package since President Biden signed it last week — evincing the sustained Republican opposition that the White House faces as it implements the signature element of the president’s economic policy agenda.

The attorneys general take issue with a $350 billion pot of money set aside under the stimulus, known as the American Rescue Plan, to help cash-strapped cities, counties and states pay for the costs of the pandemic. Congressional lawmakers opted to restrict states from tapping these federal dollars to finance local tax cuts.

Lawmakers included the provision to ensure Washington isn’t footing the bill on behalf of states that later take deliberate steps to reduce their revenue. But the guardrails frustrated many GOP leaders, who said in a letter to the Treasury Department that the law’s vague wording threatens to interfere with states in good financial standing that sought to provide “such tax relief with or without the prospect of COVID-19 relief funds.”

The attorneys general from Arizona, Georgia, West Virginia and 18 other states called on the Biden administration to make it clear that they can proceed with some of their plans to cut taxes, including those that predate the stimulus, in a seven-page missive to Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen sent Tuesday. Otherwise, they said, the relief law “would represent the greatest invasion of state sovereignty by Congress in the history of our Republic” — and they threatened to take “appropriate additional action” in response.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2021/03/16/republicans-threat-stimulus/

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:39 (four years ago)

Aw

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:39 (four years ago)

blah blah state sovereignty blah blah shut up

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:42 (four years ago)

well I'll be dipped https://t.co/4G3IyBXgZB

— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) March 17, 2021

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:48 (four years ago)

DON: well, yeah

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:49 (four years ago)

greatest invasion of state sovereignty by Congress in the history of our Republic

I bet they've already shopped around among the federal judges to see which circuit's court of appeals would endorse this crock of shit.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:59 (four years ago)

"You credit Trump for the effort he put in. And then move on,”

Trump takes credit for the half million dead, he can have plenty of credit for the vaccine.

F'n ghouls....

earlnash, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:26 (four years ago)

wondering how well that decades-long assault on the courts is going to pay off for GOP run-states intent on kneecapping Biden/ Fed-led recovery in the minds of the Faithful. my guess: Very.

tax cuts for rich local boss chuds in those states sweeten the pot, too.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 02:15 (four years ago)

I'm surprised red states have taxes left to cut. Mine has been reduced to rolling back tiny fees of various kinds because they've scrapped everything but sales taxes. (And they've rolled back some of those, too.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 03:32 (four years ago)

Can always give tax breaks to the local corporations

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 03:43 (four years ago)

GOP re COVID bill: We blew it.

None of the attack lines seemed to resonate with voters, who began receiving stimulus checks as early as last weekend and appear overwhelmingly supportive of the law. A CBS-YouGov survey released on Sunday showed 71 percent of adults believe the American Rescue Plan will benefit the middle class more than wealthy Americans. The bill’s passage coincides with an uptick in vaccinations and recognition from Democrats and allied teachers unions that schools need to reopen soon — which together have the potential for improving the electoral landscape for Democrats as they try to keep both chambers of the Congress.

That’s left the GOP with little left to do but bank on the possibility that voters will, over time, simply forget the ways in which the law impacted them.

“I think once the sugar high of the stimulus checks wears off — as much as they are needed and are important — the bill is going to sink itself over time, if it’s remembered at all,” said another Senate GOP aide. “It’s at the peak of its popularity right now and the more it becomes unpopular we’ll pound against them,” added another.

Inside the White House, the absence of a sustained GOP pushback to the bill did not come as a particular shock.

Aides had long felt that Biden had the upper hand and that Trump had tied his own party in political knots. The former president had pushed for Congress to pass $2,000 direct checks in December and blasted Republican leaders, like then-Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, when they declined to include them in a relief package. He had also added trillions of dollars to the deficit through a mix of tax breaks to the wealthy and Covid-related legislation with little pushback from his party. What credible argument could Republicans attempt to put forward that would resonate with Americans and enough Democrats to block the package, Biden aides wondered.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 12:45 (four years ago)

Me stimmy

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 12:49 (four years ago)

Same!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 13:14 (four years ago)

i totally do not underestimate republicans' ability, together with their mass indoctrination arms, to rewrite the history of this bill as democrats' attempts to undermine democracy and funnel money to special interest groups. they'll run on 'NEVER AGAIN'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 13:16 (four years ago)

today is my birthday, and I got the greatest gift of all: that sweet stimmy check. Gonna spend it all on green beer. Thanks based Biden!

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:06 (four years ago)

I'm enjoying watching Wells Fargo get roasted on Twitter for letting their online and phone-based banking services fail this morning.

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:19 (four years ago)

Truly don't understand how any of the news articles about this are being understood as anything but propaganda.

Biden stimulus showers money on Americans, sharply cutting poverty in defining move of presidency https://t.co/MrzjVkZBEd

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 6, 2021

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:47 (four years ago)

Where is the lie?

jaymc, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

That piece (which was published before the thing passed) is particularly incoherent. "It's big! Too big, really! Also, it's very short-term; it won't last! Both these things are bad, for...reasons!"

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:50 (four years ago)

damn, march 6, like a transmission from another world

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:51 (four years ago)

Weren't we here in 2009 while we watched the Obama administration do shit about defending its signature programs?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:57 (four years ago)

stimulus came through here too

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:57 (four years ago)

y'all really don't take the idea of manufactured consent seriously.

the bill is pathetic, this country is pathetic and utterly morally and spiritually bankrupt.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:03 (four years ago)

i'm removing bookmark so as to not fudge up your happy time further.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:04 (four years ago)

if that's what you need to fuel your sanctimony, sure

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:10 (four years ago)

the larger system can be utterly broken and horrible and murderous and life inside of it can be varying degrees of moral and just is how i break it down to an extent. we just came through the most explicitly corrupt, anti-intellectual and amoral administration in a century on the back of a pandemic that shut down both coasts and most of the country for a year. Biden is making some characteristic missteps within the utterly broken and horrible and murderous system but he is also distributing lots of lifelines and overseeing covid work that should and could have been executed months earlier but the trump didn't wanna. i don't have to want to get a beer with the guy to be somewhat grateful. we may all be going straight to hell but at least there's plans for a trip to dave and busters first.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:19 (four years ago)

Any time anyone expresses doubt from the left, they're shouted down and attacked.

Any time anyone says, hey maybe this is statist propaganda, this kind of sucks? they're shouted down and attacked.

If anyone expressing hard left opinions is constantly shouted down and attacked, then who is acting morally superior?

For the record, I don't think I'm morally superior to any of you. It's just that that particular WaPo article is a prime example of manufactured consent. That's all.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:21 (four years ago)

the headline and tweet could be construed as propaganda i guess

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:24 (four years ago)

the bill is pathetic, this country is pathetic and utterly morally and spiritually bankrupt.

while this may be correct, and perhaps a goal of dismantling or destroying the US and replacing it with something else may be worthy albeit unlikely, for me this all stands outside the topic of US Politics. A constant frustration with this thread is that we default to arguing about things that are far removed from the actual functioning of government here.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

New -- Manchin rejects calls for lowering 60-vote threshold. Also rejects calls for requiring 41 sens to sustain filibuster. Also rejects calls for specific carveouts on legislation, like on voting

I asked him if he's drawing a line at 60

"I'm still at 60 .. I haven't changed."

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 17, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:31 (four years ago)

Any time anyone expresses doubt from the left, they're shouted down and attacked.

Any time anyone says, hey maybe this is statist propaganda, this kind of sucks? they're shouted down and attacked.


These things aren't true, though. Sometimes, sure, but certainly not always and afaict not particularly even in this instance.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:32 (four years ago)

Is anyone denying that essentially all US news organizations are biased?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

Like, that should be a baseline assumption and not a "wake up, sheeple" moment

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:35 (four years ago)

Haven’t seen a lot of shouting down here tbh. If anything, it seems like it’s coming from the other direction, but maybe that’s just me misreading tones. “How dare you see this as anything but utter shit” seems to be a running theme.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

the u.s. news media is fucked up as hell but i take more issue with the "this bill has so much money in it that phantom economists are worried" shit than "this is an unprecedented showering of money on the american public" which... i don't know, it kind of is, even if it's just because this country sucks so much ass that something that sucks slightly less ass is a major improvement

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:40 (four years ago)

like the fealty to conservative talking points remains to me more the real enemy than any shine biden gets, idk

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:41 (four years ago)

u.s. media is way too much access-based kowtowing to existing power structures and that's part of it too

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:42 (four years ago)

The WaPo is always going to shill for liberals, but on the plus side, now we have the likes of Marco Rubio showing support for Amazon unionization.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:43 (four years ago)

My city has begun a reparations program which afaict is unprecedented and amazing while still, on its own, being a wholly inadequate response to the underlying issue. That sort of thing

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

and in that sense all reporting on the presidency is propaganda :D xxp

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

Joe Manchin should retire to his coal farm

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

Actually, I'm confused about the "propaganda." The headline and tweet make it seem strongly in favor of the legislation and Biden administration, but as unperson points out, the article also goes out of its way to include criticism of the bill from economists and business interests. The overall tone is cautious optimism, but it's very much a mainstream newspaper article that is structured by setting opposing views against each other.

So who is it propaganda for? The White House, or its conservative critics? Or is it propaganda for a centrist/neoliberal worldview that only considers criticism from Biden's right and not from his left?

jaymc, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

The headlines that get repeated are worse than the actual coverage but those headlines are the part that gets repeated thousands of times an hour on social media. Same as it ever was*.

*since Facebook and Twitter ruined everything

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:58 (four years ago)

probably worse than that first Manchin tweet:

On specific carveouts. “That's a little bit like being pregnant -- maybe.” On change to 41 senators: “No, I'm still at 60. Ok?" Manchin said, noting these "are all interesting" ideas. Said GOP blocking S.1 won’t change his mind

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 17, 2021

he doesn't even give a fuck about protecting the VRAA

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:59 (four years ago)

What a fuck face

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:08 (four years ago)

He’s posturing.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:20 (four years ago)

y'all really don't take the idea of manufactured consent seriously.

the bill is pathetic, this country is pathetic and utterly morally and spiritually bankrupt.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, March 17, 2021 9:03 AM (one hour ago)

yeah, I question how "sharply" this bill has/will cut poverty ... I see it as akin to the blankets and coffee and temporary shelter the Red Cross provides to people whose houses have burned down. It is very necessary in the short term. However, I don't see it sharply cutting poverty in the long term, until we have better worker protections (including increased minimum wage) and better provisions for affordable housing, as well as changes to things like minimum sentencing and the prison system which play a major role in keeping (mostly black) people in poverty.

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:22 (four years ago)

Yes, but he's "our" fuck face xp

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:23 (four years ago)

¡Federales Pigdogs!

My 2019 taxes apparently still have not been processed (they cashed my check right quick, though). This means 1) I cannot electronically submit my 2020 taxes, and 2) I haven't gotten my $600 or $1400 stimmies. To be fair, I don't need the money, but...scheisse.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:25 (four years ago)

you can e-file 2020 without having filed 2019 taxes ... it's just the software you are using that says you can't? ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:26 (four years ago)

maybe instead of massaging his ego it’s time to start beating Manchin w a stick

I mean literally

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

misread as with his dick

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

I don't need the money either but filing 2020 a week early literally cost us over $3000 so that fucking sucks

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:34 (four years ago)

not enough canings in the Senate lately xxp

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:34 (four years ago)

xp - you can amend you return when the new rules get incorporated into software -- it is now even possible to amend electronically.

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

I usually file early but I'm holding until the stimulus comes through, got both payments before so figured why mess with it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

I filed in mid-Feb and got my stimulus today so it's probably not an issue. Got the Dec stimmy pretty fast too iirc

Nhex, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

my understanding is you can get it back in 2021 taxes if you qualify in 2020 but not 2019

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

I've heard it both ways, that amending 2020 won't cause the stimulus to re-run & that it will

as I understand it this stimulus is actually based on theoretical 2021 income so we are probably gonna focus on chucking money in pretax areas. apparently this bill raises the Dependent Care FSA to $10,500 and allows you to roll it over in 2022, which is amazing, but I think your employer has to opt in. but if they do I think that would solve it

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

Any time anyone expresses doubt from the left, they're shouted down and attacked.

No one here has shouted at you and disagreement with your characterization of facts is not an attack on you. Yes, Alfred called you sanctimonious, but your immediately making this response to his comment retroactively showed its justice.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:42 (four years ago)

I question how "sharply" this bill has/will cut poverty

Sarahell otm. I think it's fair to report on the bill's projected effects, but the tone is way too fait accompli at times.

rob, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:42 (four years ago)

Unless there’s filibuster reform, hard to imagine the child tax credit increase going beyond the year.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:45 (four years ago)

it's good timing for us (ours are 6 and 4 so they'll be full time in school soon) but still, make that shit permanent. the US makes it so fucking expensive to have a kid and that's why people aren't having them as much. not that we need more people but still I know a lot of parents who can use the help.

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:47 (four years ago)

I suspect if any filibuster reform happens, it will be limited to reinstating the talking filibuster

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

Maybe Manchin can work out a grand bargain where families get the tax credit bump but the children are pledged to indentured servitude to the US military from 18-24.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

they do not tell you upfront that daycare is the same as buying a second home

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:50 (four years ago)

xpost Return of the talking filibuster would be a good start, if nothing else is possible.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:51 (four years ago)

sarahell def otm

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:51 (four years ago)

The talking filibuster would probably let some of the agenda through and has the added benefit of possibly killing a couple of the GOP senior citizens.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:56 (four years ago)

Imagine Chuck Grassley stroking out on the Senate floor, it's easy if you try...

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 17:57 (four years ago)

I hope Grassley gets to die at Dairy Queen

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:02 (four years ago)

talking filibuster also forces somebody to be the asshole dying on a hill to oppose X --- they'll be no shortage of those people from the GOP obviously, but it raises the stakes from "hit the filibuster button and the bill is dead behind the scenes, average american has no idea" to "actual headlines: GOP Senator Jerkwad is determined to oppose X." which might mean that certain kinds of bills that poll well in red states could get through, and meanwhile gives the opposition something more memorable and distinct to campaign on. idk.

Q about the stimulus: in a world where the child payout WERE permanent, would that not sharply cut poverty? serious question, i don't know what the math looks like, maybe that is vanishingly small for all but a handful of families? but it feels like something that would be very transformative and worth championing, so i'm trying to suss out whether i'm wrong about that, or whether the objection is solely that since it's only a one-year intervention, it's a little lofty to speak about it as a breakthrough in addressing poverty.

this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

Child benefit combined with big investment in early years education would be genuinely transformative

Child benefit on its own would still be freakin amazing

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:08 (four years ago)

I, too, like the idea of requiring a 'talking filibuster'. Originally the filibuster was meant to allow the minority to thoroughly make its case and persuade the persuadable before closing debate and taking a vote. Now it is a simple push button that kills legislation.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:09 (four years ago)

Yeah. Talking filibuster is kind of like government shutdowns: the longer they go on, the more the public hates them and the people holding things up.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

xxxxp - the Urban Institute broke out their poverty projections for the COVID relief bill:

https://www.urban.org/research/publication/2021-poverty-projections-assessing-four-american-rescue-plan-policies
https://www.urban.org/sites/default/files/publication/103794/2021-poverty-projections-assessing-four-american-rescue-plan-policies_0_0.pdf

The biggest deal is the $1400 checks, which are never happening again. The child tax credit doesn't move the needle a great deal on its own but has the greatest impact on parents of color.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:15 (four years ago)

sorry, going to rant a little about my stimmy experience. trump bucks: direct deposit, no problem. 2019 taxes: filed in july, owed a bunch, paid it (though i still have a balance from 2017). 600: i never got it. no direct deposit, no debit card, no check. haven't moved since last july. feb 2021: filed taxes. got state refund within a week (direct deposit). i claimed the recovery rebate for 600 on my federal. the IRS TOOK ALL OF IT because i owe a balance and i'm on a monthly payment plan. they literally take $100 from my checking account every month. they OBVIOUSLY have both my bank info and my current address right? wtf.

no stimmy deposited today! get my payment says not available ("we don't have info or you don't qualify"). believe me, i qualify. no way to call the irs so i guess i just have to wait. i've got a hunch they're withholding stimulus from people who owe them. but i got the first one???? beyond confused. i could really use the money lol.

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:16 (four years ago)

In re media sucking up, this hed is positively porny.

https://i.ibb.co/VCrT11w/IMG-8034.jpg

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:45 (four years ago)

(sorry such a big image, that agenda was even more massive than I thought)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:46 (four years ago)

throbbing agenda

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:54 (four years ago)

please stop

it's been a year, help

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:54 (four years ago)

i'm sure you will get your stimulus soon alfred

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

veiny, tumescent agenda

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

If that massive agenda includes addressing climate change in a serious way, protecting voting rights, taxing the rich and promoting racial equality, then I don't care how porny the media headline writers get.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:56 (four years ago)

a talking filibuster would be 1) not enough 2) a huge improvement over the status quo.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

half a loaf is better than none

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:17 (four years ago)

No loaves since March.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:21 (four years ago)

"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" - Meat Loaf.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:22 (four years ago)

i didn't get my stimmy yet either but after the first one last year, my checking account got hacked somehow and I had to close that account, so I think they switched me to mail (as I got the $600 via mail).

not *needing* it atm but my taxes this year are $1,600 owed so would like to have it so I can file comfortably!

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:24 (four years ago)

they need to reform the filibuster so that even if the "60 vote" threshold stays the same, the filibuster is seen as undesirable by conservatives.

like renaming the Filibuster the "Dirty Sanchez" and making anybody voting against the bill say "I'd like a dirty sanchez, plz"

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

you are allowed to filibuster only from a toilet placed on a pedestal placed in the middle of the Senate chamber and you can only filibuster while you are actively dookeying

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

eating two loves beforehand will do that

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

Cruz would probably not be deterred much. gotta imagine the others would be though

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:32 (four years ago)

beware: ted cruz has long been rumored to be able to produce a "slow-motion boa constrictor", and i'm not sure we're ready for this soon after the trauma of the trump years

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:32 (four years ago)

lol, xp

neanderthal has also heard this rumor i see

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:32 (four years ago)

xxxpost you eat your lovers?

xpost lol Zach

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:32 (four years ago)

i'm not trying to frighten anyone; just want us all to be aware of the filibuster reform facts

https://i.imgur.com/BlU1gwL.png

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:33 (four years ago)

again:

Lifespan: 20-30 YEARS

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:34 (four years ago)

Herr Ted, Herr McConnell
Beware
Beware.

Out of the ash
I sit on my toilet
And I eat men like bread.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:34 (four years ago)

while I am certain watching Ted Cruz shit out a female boa constrictor on CSPAN would drive me insane, I am willing to make that sacrifice as I don't think even in these godforsaken times that anyone can become President after being filmed extruding a reptile from their ass on basic cable

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

what if Trump endorsed the boa for Senate

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

better Cruz's ass snake than Cruz

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

it was never supposed to turn out this way

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

*but still, pulls the lever for ted cruz's ass constrictor with confidence*

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

Do not google "toilet snake." Yes, you will get plumbing tips, but you will also get the stuff of nightmares.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:44 (four years ago)

he's a cold toilet snake
look into his eyes

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

lol what is even happening itt rn

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:05 (four years ago)

Everything is just really poopy in the world

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:06 (four years ago)

We're pitching an Aaron Sorkin vehicle

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:08 (four years ago)

a little miffed you beat me to the paula abdul joke but yours was better than what I was trying to come up with

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:17 (four years ago)

Promise of a new post

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:19 (four years ago)

hush hush

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:22 (four years ago)

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/politics/os-ne-florida-medicaid-expansion-20210317-uxyqvh3trjgvthw4qxoba52syy-story.html?

god could we get a real governor in my lifetime? last time we had a Democrat I was in middle school.

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:25 (four years ago)

I am willing to make that sacrifice as I don't think even in these godforsaken times that anyone can become President after being filmed extruding a reptile from their ass on basic cable

We used to think that when we watched Alex Jones on his cable access show here in Austin

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:25 (four years ago)

trump became president after championing one of the most broad and public racist conspiracy theories of all time

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:29 (four years ago)

i think the more evil and gross you are, the better you do in america

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:30 (four years ago)

you have to be the right kind of 'gross' though

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:30 (four years ago)

If that massive agenda includes addressing climate change in a serious way, protecting voting rights, taxing the rich and promoting racial equality, then I don't care how porny the media headline writers get.

― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, March 17, 2021 11:56 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Agreed on the last three, but 2 degrees C is already locked in, and tbh, if you have kids, you should probably tell them to build a fortified home near a fresh water source.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

(Just reality, not trying to be a dick, really) (It's sad and terrifying) (I'm also sad and terrified)

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

then, i was inspired
now...i'm sad and tired

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

i'm not looking forward to seeing 105 degree temps in every major city in April in 20 years

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:55 (four years ago)

I disagree - what’s baked in is awful, and was entirely preventable.

If we keep going on like we are, and have been, what’s coming is much worse, even, while also being entirely preventable.

Giving up on climate change now is like not wearing a mask right now, only with more lasting and terrible consequences

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:18 (four years ago)

xposts to table

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:18 (four years ago)

KM- agreed, actually, but I think that the official rhetoric around climate destabilization and consciousness around it really needs to change.

Of course, that would mean that people need to believe in it in the first place.

But even among those who believe in the reality of the situation, there is something of sunny day thinking, and while I understand the psychological reasons behind that, I also think it is *dangerous* to continue as if there isn't already a catastrophe baked in to a reality in our lifetimes.

I only bring this up here because it was mentioned, obv, but also because so much of the talk from politicians around the issue is hollow in that it does not give heed to this reality...even though they probably know what the facts are.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:28 (four years ago)

table, I'm sorry for snapping earlier. I read your comment as doomposting, which got under my fucking skin because in the last 24 hours a couple friends said their checks would cover rent, etc. they couldn't pay last month.

As much as the bill represents a gauze bandage for the damage wrought by austerity politics since the late '70s, for the citizens who know no history, this will do.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:29 (four years ago)

on one hand the way the world mobilized to develop a vaccine exponentially quicker than it's ever been done in human history is actually sort of inspiring to me. the fact that we went from "what the fuck is this disease" to vaccinating nearly 3 million people a day in America in a year's time is crazy. I have a great uncle who developed vaccines for a living (he's retired now) and his assumption was even if everything went right most people wouldn't get vaccinated until Summer 2022. I feel like a massive decarbonization effort + investments into large scale carbon capture technology could work the same way. When I was in college I remember reading that solar would just never be cost efficient and now it's cheaper than even the most optimistic projections were.

on the other hand we all watched helplessly as so called "advanced" countries punted the ball on Covid, and we know now that acting just 2 weeks quicker would've saved hundreds of thousands of lives & trillions of dollars. I've always hated conservatives but watching so many of them gleefully go on TV to tell people "there's nothing we can do about this, it'll be better if we all just let ourselves get infected, and if you have to die to save the economy then you're dying an honorable man" legitimately scared me

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:37 (four years ago)

table, agreed with you too :) i missed the earlier posts/context, sorry. i'm with you. i mean, it's like "hey sisyphus! keep rolling that fucking boulder up the mountain, it's just as important now as it was 20 years ago!"

sisyphus, or anyone else who has cared about it and still cares, is well within their rights to be like "fuck this mountain, though"

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:37 (four years ago)

It's fine, Alfred, I *was* doomposting.

The bill will help us out, certainly.

A lot of my anger and doomsaying arrives from the fact that much of this country's response to crises is to look the other way until it can't anymore. It's been this way my whole life, and yours too. And so even things that will help a little are totally inadequate, and there's not much any of us can do about it individually.

My despair takes over sometimes, and I get really nasty. So, apologies to all who have been the target of it.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:43 (four years ago)

and we know now that acting just 2 weeks quicker would've saved hundreds of thousands of lives & trillions of dollars.

it should absolutely not be overlooked that we knew that during the two weeks, as well

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:53 (four years ago)

yea I definitely remember the week where on Monday it was like "huh, I wonder if we're getting an email about this" and by Friday it is "holy shit it's downright negligent that we haven't been sent home yet"

I kinda get the attitude in January when a lot of the reporting was based around how this was a China thing that only really affected Wuhan, that it might come here but it might not. but there were like...WEEKS where this thing was raging in Europe and was obviously spreading rapidly here as well and we were just like "uh well, let's see what happens here"

of course having the fucking President of the United States use his massive platform to tell everyone this was no big deal and was going away in a month probably caused such an immeasurable amount of damage, I think it's probably the single most harmful thing he's done and a sane country would put him on trial for it

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 22:01 (four years ago)

you know, if it weren't for him though, we wouldn't be getting a vaccine for another 5 years, if ever

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 22:03 (four years ago)

Look at DeSantis. He has not hidden his intention to open vaccination to rich donors: the Trump model.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 22:12 (four years ago)

2 weeks quicker ... trillions of dollars.

like, they poured $1.5 trillion into Wall Street during those two weeks of not closing businesses or airports, and it was completely gone hours later

it's 26 times "2 weeks" later and they still haven't closed airports or quarantined and traced arrivals

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 22:15 (four years ago)

sorry, going to rant a little about my stimmy experience. trump bucks: direct deposit, no problem. 2019 taxes: filed in july, owed a bunch, paid it (though i still have a balance from 2017). 600: i never got it. no direct deposit, no debit card, no check.

The first check was most likely based on 2018 filing -- the second one took into account 2019 info, so it is quite likely, that since you owed for 2019, they didn't direct deposit that check. They also are sending out letters to people who did receive payments. If you got a letter and no payment, then they fucked up. If you didn't get a letter or a payment, then you should be able to claim it as a rebate on 2020 filing.

i claimed the recovery rebate for 600 on my federal. the IRS TOOK ALL OF IT because i owe a balance and i'm on a monthly payment plan. they literally take $100 from my checking account every month. they OBVIOUSLY have both my bank info and my current address right? wtf.

the way the rebate works on the 2020 tax return, is it's just a credit, so if you owe, they take it. Also, these things, you would think the systems would be integrated. Sadly, no. The IRS is an underfunded government agency with antiquated computer systems.

i've got a hunch they're withholding stimulus from people who owe them. but i got the first one???? beyond confused. i could really use the money lol.

i don't think this is the case. i remember back in the GWB rebate era where they sent them out based on the last two digits of your SSN -- at any rate, not everyone is getting the payments all at once, and I'm pretty sure they said as much. There are also regional things at play -- like the issuing of payments is divided up by regions of the country. I'm guessing the West is slower than other parts of the country -- why -- idk.

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 22:18 (four years ago)

I predict the international community will get together, roll up its sleeves, and push for the 9 degree C by 2100 global temperature rise stretch goal.

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 22:23 (four years ago)

re: those two weeks when we were acting too slowly, this was going on, so at least someone had their eye on the ball

This is amazing: Today is the first anniversary of the day on which the first person in Moderna's Phase 1 trial received a dose of #Covid-19 vaccine. The trial was the first to get underway in the U.S., starting 2 months after China shared the genetic sequence of SARS-2. pic.twitter.com/IuOMoSlgkD

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 16, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 22:37 (four years ago)

Yeah, plenty of individual people, businesses and local government officials knew and were doing things; a systemic response would have been different.

Cool anniversary, though!

closed airports or quarantined and traced arrivals

Biden was warning about pandemic preparation on twitter in October 2019. He took office months ago, warning that the "darkest days" were yet to come.

Western Australia is a single state that takes up 1/3 of the landmass of the continent. (Mostly desert: 11% of the country's population live there, 75% of those in one city.)

They closed their borders even to interstate travel so hard that they didn't even do a lockdown and mask mandate until February 2021 - for five days, because with borders open (w/ permits & quarantine) this year, they got one (1) case of the British 'vid variant.

This was under the aegis of a first term governor, who was up for re-election this weekend.

(ALP = Labor, LIB = tory/GOP, NAT = farmers)

https://i.imgur.com/DITiqrT.jpg

Turns out that the goverment taking steps to keep you alive* and able to go outside and keep your job is both successful and popular!

*they had nine deaths from the 1st of March to the 3rd of May tbf.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 22:49 (four years ago)

sorry, going to rant a little about my stimmy experience. trump bucks: direct deposit, no problem. 2019 taxes: filed in july, owed a bunch, paid it (though i still have a balance from 2017). 600: i never got it. no direct deposit, no debit card, no check.

The first check was most likely based on 2018 filing -- the second one took into account 2019 info, so it is quite likely, that since you owed for 2019, they didn't direct deposit that check. They also are sending out letters to people who did receive payments. If you got a letter and no payment, then they fucked up. If you didn't get a letter or a payment, then you should be able to claim it as a rebate on 2020 filing.

i claimed the recovery rebate for 600 on my federal. the IRS TOOK ALL OF IT because i owe a balance and i'm on a monthly payment plan. they literally take $100 from my checking account every month. they OBVIOUSLY have both my bank info and my current address right? wtf.

the way the rebate works on the 2020 tax return, is it's just a credit, so if you owe, they take it. Also, these things, you would think the systems would be integrated. Sadly, no. The IRS is an underfunded government agency with antiquated computer systems.

i've got a hunch they're withholding stimulus from people who owe them. but i got the first one???? beyond confused. i could really use the money lol.

i don't think this is the case. i remember back in the GWB rebate era where they sent them out based on the last two digits of your SSN -- at any rate, not everyone is getting the payments all at once, and I'm pretty sure they said as much. There are also regional things at play -- like the issuing of payments is divided up by regions of the country. I'm guessing the West is slower than other parts of the country -- why -- idk.

― sarahell, Wednesday, March 17, 2021 10:18 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thanks for taking the time to respond to my whine.

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:00 (four years ago)

Xpost Our own Governor was arguing with health officials that FL didn't have community spread when it was pretty obvious we did.

I knew we were finished from a contact trace perspective at that point

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:02 (four years ago)

we might have had the first US shelter-in-place order ... we still have a lot of cases and problems

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:03 (four years ago)

If our contact tracing in the US was a cheer, it'd have been...

What do we have?

COVID! Possibly.

When did we get it?

I DON'T KNOW!

Who did we get it from?

STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS!

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:04 (four years ago)

SF was first, yeah - Inslee kept going on TV that week and asking people to stay home instead of just giving an order, which seems to have been a policy to get people prepared.

the cases and problems that come from a year of no federal response can't be headed off by one local order tho.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:08 (four years ago)

oh totally ... that was my point

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:11 (four years ago)

the second one took into account 2019 info, so it is quite likely, that since you owed for 2019, they didn't direct deposit that check.

yeah, i found a section in the return that includes my bank info for a debit but turbotax marked the checkbox above that, authorizing a deposit, as no.

it's weird that i never received anything in the mail though, they definitely had the right address if they were going from 2019.

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:14 (four years ago)

the deposit box is only checked yes if you are getting a refund via direct deposit ... not that it is disallowing deposits. ... I got a refund in 2018 and got the first payment direct deposit; I owed in 2019, and got the atm card for the second one. There is a number you can call to do a trace -- to see if they thought they sent you the $600 -- and that # is 1-800-919-9835

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:20 (four years ago)

Thank you!

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:29 (four years ago)

weirdly my 'fraud' account that was closed for fraud was erroneously re-opened by the idiot bank so I left it just in case they would direct deposit the stimmy in it, but....nope. re-closed it goes.

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:29 (four years ago)

They need to come up with some snappy name like 'the squad' for the group of 12 house members that voted against the Congressional Gold medals for the Police during the riot. My vote is for the 'white power posse'.

earlnash, Thursday, 18 March 2021 06:05 (four years ago)

What possible reason did they give for opposing that? Are they flat out claiming the insurrection wasn’t violent?

akm, Thursday, 18 March 2021 06:47 (four years ago)

if you're a true hardass, you don't stand for participation trophies

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 06:56 (four years ago)

only first place trophies. and the police did not dominate that day.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 06:57 (four years ago)

just trying to get in the mindset. i didn't look to see who voted against them, but i assume greene and boebert, immediately

time to look it up, here we go now.

The GOP lawmakers, who said they objected to the use of the term “insurrectionists” in the resolution, are: Andy Biggs (Ariz.), Thomas Massie (Ky.), Andy Harris (Md.), Lance Gooden (Tex.), Matt Gaetz (Fla.), Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga.), Louie Gohmert (Tex.), Michael Cloud (Tex.), Andrew S. Clyde (Ga.), Greg Steube (Fla.), Bob Good (Va.) and John Rose (Tenn.).

wow, forgot that gaetz always has to be on the vanguard of being a fucking asshole, and gohmert is one of the three dumbest politicians in congress, so

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 06:58 (four years ago)

wait, boebert didn't vote for that? what's her fucking problem?!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 06:59 (four years ago)

i would excerpt the reasons for the various lawmakers in the article, but i just got really sad for some reason, like really fucking sad

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 07:00 (four years ago)

Gohmert needs to be fed through a wood chipper. I can't think of many people who are such a potent cocktail of stupidity and malevolence.

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 March 2021 09:12 (four years ago)

_2 weeks quicker ... trillions of dollars. _

like, they poured $1.5 trillion into Wall Street _during_ those two weeks of not closing businesses or airports, and it was completely gone hours later


and nary a single centrist deficit scold’s hand was wrung

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Thursday, 18 March 2021 12:06 (four years ago)

technically tbf they didn't just "give" Wall Street 1.5 trillion dollars and poof, it was gone. it was basically paid in one and three month short-term loans via purchases made through the repo market.

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 March 2021 13:27 (four years ago)

MSM needs to chill the fuck out with the "Border Crisis" world ending invasion narrative. Sure it needs to be covered and addressed but FFS let's not feed into this bullshit alarmist crap that we are being overrun by brown people.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 18 March 2021 14:43 (four years ago)

xpost fair point Neanderthal

re carne asada—yes! my two oldest friends (centrist-y, liberal, liked Klobuchar lol) with whom I have a long-running politics group chat seemed concerned about it sort of out of the blue. and it’s like where are y’all getting thi— *tunes into MSM* oh. Oh ok yes I see now smdh

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Thursday, 18 March 2021 14:55 (four years ago)

my two oldest friends (centrist-y, liberal, liked Klobuchar lol) with whom I have a long-running politics group chat seemed concerned about it sort of out of the blue.

i've got the same thing in my life -- except they are my parents: centrist-y, liberal, liked Klobuchar lol

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 15:39 (four years ago)

Yeah we don’t have a “border crisis,” we have an immigration system crisis. We handle border crossings by way more people coming in legally every day. (At least under normal circumstances.) That’s because our customs system is set up to process people quickly. We could have a border system for people coming in without visas or passports that was just as efficient, if we had an infrastructure to support it. In the absence of that infrastructure we have instead built a whole bunch of “temporary” detention centers. Which is not any kind of solution or system at all.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 18 March 2021 15:43 (four years ago)

otm

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 March 2021 15:54 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y8Rw9yvF7A

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 March 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

My mom is definitely "centrist-y liberal liked Klobuchar lol." (Haven't heard her talk about the border, though.)

jaymc, Thursday, 18 March 2021 16:05 (four years ago)

Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL), who helped lead the crusade by Republican lawmakers to steal the 2020 election on ex-President Donald Trump’s behalf that eventually led to the Capitol insurrection in January, is reportedly poised to launch a campaign for the Senate next week.

Punchbowl reports that Brooks will announce the bid during his rally with former Trump adviser Stephen Miller on Monday.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/report-top-trump-enabler-in-house-to-announce-al-senate-bid-after-helping-incite-insurrection

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 16:30 (four years ago)

i don't think my parents are terribly concerned about the "border crisis" because they live in agribusiness-land, California, where a crisis has been in the shortage of farm labor.

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:27 (four years ago)

great, Mo Brooks is gonna be the new fascist voice of a new generation

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:28 (four years ago)

my mom, who at one point was a Reagan / Bush republican, would roll her eyes at the trump supporters who complained about the "bad hombres" taking American jobs because it wasn't like they were flocking to California to pick fruit and vegetables. In other words, if they were complaining about Mexicans taking jobs that they themselves weren't going to do, then they were just whiners and racists.

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:30 (four years ago)

Still can’t wrap my mind around the two facedness of believing in a “border crisis” and liking cheap produce tbr.

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:31 (four years ago)

Re: "the border crisis", my parents' viewpoint is primarily "why would we support ways to make life difficult for people who are already suffering"

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:31 (four years ago)

lol for real -- though I grew up with people who worked in farming and also eagerly shopped at Wal-mart, which at the time, did the most to fuck over farmers by cornering the market on certain crops and refusing to pay a fair price for them.

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

and Wal-mart's shitty practices then led to a lot of farmland being sold to developers to build exurban single family homes that would be a significant amount of the real estate that was the basis of the mortgage crisis. Meanwhile .... how much money does the Wal-mart family have? ... Are they due a visit to Mr. Choppy?

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

why would we support ways to make life difficult for people who are already suffering

Suffering is un-American iirc.

pomenitul, Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:40 (four years ago)

well well

President Joe Biden is planning the first major federal tax hike since 1993 to help pay for the long-term economic program designed as a follow-up to his pandemic-relief bill, according to people familiar with the matter.

Unlike the $1.9 trillion Covid-19 stimulus act, the next initiative, which is expected to be even bigger, won’t rely just on government debt as a funding source. While it’s been increasingly clear that tax hikes will be a component — Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has said at least part of the next bill will have to be paid for, and pointed to higher rates — key advisers are now making preparations for a package of measures that could include an increase in both the corporate tax rate and the individual rate for high earners.

With each tax break and credit having its own lobbying constituency to back it, tinkering with rates is fraught with political risk. That helps explain why the tax hikes in Bill Clinton’s signature 1993 overhaul stand out from the modest modifications done since.

For the Biden administration, the planned changes are an opportunity not just to fund key initiatives like infrastructure, climate and expanded help for poorer Americans, but also to address what Democrats argue are inequities in the tax system itself. The plan will test both Biden’s capacity to woo Republicans and Democrats’ ability to remain unified.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:44 (four years ago)

doesn't help that some people seem to think immigration into the US is free and as easy as clicking a button on a website.

if I was poor and desperately needed to get out of Mexico, I'd probably choose the option that didn't have a $220 green card fee and takes a year or more to process

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

this.hasImmigrated = true;

there, all set

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 18 March 2021 17:57 (four years ago)

White House @PressSec says President Biden "supports DC statehood."

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 18, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 18 March 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

fucking neolib

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 March 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

what about Puerto Rico?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 18 March 2021 18:59 (four years ago)

yes if they all move to DC

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 18 March 2021 19:00 (four years ago)

the fact that capital gains (most of them) are taxed lower than actual earned income is something that is a serious inequity. If those tax rates got raised, most of the money would come from rich people, the Mr. Choppy class, and it could have the added benefit, of using the opportunity zone laws (if those are kept idk i have mixed feelings about them) to funnel wealth into major development projects that could alleviate poverty in terms of building more affordable housing.

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 19:00 (four years ago)

what about Puerto Rico?

Puerto Ricans themselves are split basically 50-50 on statehood; meanwhile, DC residents are something like 85% in favor. Also, DC residents pay taxes that PR residents don’t. DC should get to go first.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 18 March 2021 19:21 (four years ago)

also alphabetical order

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:11 (four years ago)

also supporting PR statehood for the purpose of getting Democratic votes in the Senate is correctly noted by Puerto Ricans as rankest colonialism

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:19 (four years ago)

and the current administration is fairly conservative

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:20 (four years ago)

puerto rico would likely be a swing state, and republicans who are staunchly opposed to its joining the union are doing a racism of their own

voodoo chili, Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:27 (four years ago)

biden is already on record as supporting dc statehood

DC should be a state. Pass it on. https://t.co/xUJ1sud76f

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 25, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:43 (four years ago)

considering DC is the most reliable Democratic voting entity -- it's like, well hello buttered side of the bread

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

seems to me the first and most urgent way of approach this major new "tax hike" on the rich would be to just... undo the Trump tax cuts on the rich. and the Bush ones too.

this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:55 (four years ago)

it a) looks better and b) could be more effective to actually design new & simple taxes

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:57 (four years ago)

meanwhile, DC residents are something like 85% in favor. Also, DC residents pay taxes that PR residents don’t. DC should get to go first.

This and subsequent arguments are good, but also fuck it, just get both done at once. Don't waste money redesigning the flag twice.

And brand this DC reinvention as The New 52, that always works.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:59 (four years ago)

http://danbliss.blogspot.com/2011/11/51-star-flag.html

52 is definitely better than 51 here

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

the argument from design suggests we need to jump right to 54 states.

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:06 (four years ago)

Or they could not change a thing and just tell people there are 51 stars.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:07 (four years ago)

also alphabetical order

American Samoa would like a word with you, President Keyes.

Guam says we're cool, though

vaya con carne (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:08 (four years ago)

It's not really up to anyone except Puerto Ricans to decide, tbqh.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:48 (four years ago)

Of the ~20 or so Puerto Ricans I know, none of them want statehood and curse the US every chance they get.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:48 (four years ago)

(Of course, that's a small sample size and I'm friends with them, so yknow, echo chamber stuff)

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:49 (four years ago)

Of the ~20 or so Puerto Ricans I know, none of them want statehood and curse the US every chance they get.

Sounds like Texas

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:52 (four years ago)

are they in Puerto Rico?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:53 (four years ago)

btw, if I understand it correctly, the COVID relief bill included a provision that removed one big obstacle to student debt forgiveness, viz. normally a forgiven debt is considered taxable income. under the relief bill already passed and signed by Biden, this requirement would be waived until 2026, if student debt forgiveness moves forward in some form.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:57 (four years ago)

that is correct. was very happy to hear that made it in. i hope they can move on it soon

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 22:02 (four years ago)

it depends on the debt ... there was precedent with the mortgage crisis and foreclosures.

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 22:09 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/6ibK5aV.jpg

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 18 March 2021 22:37 (four years ago)

oh

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

This is the central role of the media now, just to verify that things and people exist.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 18 March 2021 22:47 (four years ago)

(a thankless job tbh)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 18 March 2021 22:47 (four years ago)

Picture of turd in White House toilet is real; awaiting DNA result on whether it's Biden's

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 March 2021 22:56 (four years ago)

This is the central role of the media now, just to verify that things and people exist.

and if it's the wrong channel, they still don't believe it. i watched a guy on a ted cruz twitter thread refuse to believe that a video of ted cruz saying horrible shit was what he actually said, because it was on msnbc

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:03 (four years ago)

This is why I’m not too worried about deepfakes

rob, Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:11 (four years ago)

I’m not sure how much more clearly the people of Puerto Rico can indicate that they want statehood. If you believe in democracy, well, a majority of them voted for it in 2020. Like, what more do you want? How many more elections do you need to see?

Dan I., Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:31 (four years ago)

And yeah, if you’re a person of Puerto Rican descent who doesn’t live in Puerto Rico, your opinion doesn’t really count any more than mine does.

Dan I., Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:32 (four years ago)

pretty sure my opinion counts less than a person of Puerto Rican descent or a resident of Puerto Rico ...

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:44 (four years ago)

everyone's opinion counts exactly the same. unless you're rich, it's jack shit

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:44 (four years ago)

ok, upon my very first thought, that's not true

gonna play portal 2 now in HD

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:45 (four years ago)

The point is that Cubans in Miami don’t get to set policy for Cuba, and Puerto Ricans in NYC don’t get to set policy for Puerto Rico, any more than I get to set policy for Norway.

Dan I., Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:46 (four years ago)

kinda feel like the hierarchy goes like:

citizens of Puerto Rico
former Puerto Rico residents
people who have never lived in Puerto Rico but have family there
Jeff Bezos
Joe Biden
white male American ILXors who post on the US politics thread
MSNBC content providers
people who bought Puerto Rican influenced food in the past month in Chicago
me
racist Trump supporters

sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:49 (four years ago)

the comparison between these groups is not exactly equivalent as US voters do indeed have more of a direct impact on Puerto Rico than Cuba or Norway. Also, while the opinions of Puerto Ricans is the number one factor to take into account, I'd argue it isn't the only one, as a bunch of non-Puerto Ricans have to vote on it.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:51 (four years ago)

The hierarchy is:
Citizens of Puerto Rico


That’s it.

Dan I., Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:51 (four years ago)

And the questions of whether Puerto Rico wants to be a state and whether the US will admit Puerto Rico as a state are categorically distinct, obviously.

Dan I., Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:53 (four years ago)

xpost thanks sarahell it's really nice to be included in the process

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 March 2021 23:54 (four years ago)

seems like some politicians have some thoughts on this topic

Puerto Rico can no longer be treated like a colony. The people of Puerto Rico deserve the right to decide their own future, and have their voices heard. https://t.co/Xzg0PnzHOQ

— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) March 18, 2021

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 19 March 2021 00:26 (four years ago)

I don’t see why he gets any say in who gets a say

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 March 2021 00:27 (four years ago)

Cubans are honorary boricuas to them

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2021 00:30 (four years ago)

Reminded me of this analysis from last fall. There's no certainty Puerto Rico would be blue.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/09/09/puerto-rico-statehood-politics-democrats-republicans-senate-409191

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 19 March 2021 01:05 (four years ago)

quality politicking:

Sen. @RandPaul: "If we're not spreading the infection, isn't it just theater? You have the vaccine and you're wearing two masks, isn't that theater?

Dr. Anthony Fauci: "Here we go again with the theater. Let's get down to the facts."

Full video here: https://t.co/61RnSUvayG pic.twitter.com/xDWnCuFjjO

— CSPAN (@cspan) March 18, 2021

armoured van, Holden (sic), Friday, 19 March 2021 01:17 (four years ago)

Theatre is having a fake board certification in opthalmology

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 01:20 (four years ago)

http://danbliss.blogspot.com/2011/11/51-star-flag.html

52 is definitely better than 51 here

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, March 18, 2021 4:03 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

There are other 51-star designs. Namely:
https://preview.redd.it/3ftk3h2wtko51.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=3992f80c70c289789a10ebb92004a40ccdda3192

jaymc, Friday, 19 March 2021 01:30 (four years ago)

The old SB/FP flag

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 01:35 (four years ago)

That is a literal flag post

vaya con carne (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 March 2021 01:48 (four years ago)

kinda feel like the hierarchy goes like:

citizens of Puerto Rico
former Puerto Rico residents
people who have never lived in Puerto Rico but have family there
Jeff Bezos
Joe Biden
white male American ILXors who post on the US politics thread
MSNBC content providers
people who bought Puerto Rican influenced food in the past month in Chicago
me
racist Trump supporters

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Invisible_Man_%281952_1st_ed_jacket_cover%29.jpg

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 02:08 (four years ago)

kinda feel like the hierarchy goes like:

citizens of Puerto Rico
former Puerto Rico residents
people who have never lived in Puerto Rico but have family there
Jeff Bezos
Joe Biden
white male American ILXors who post on the US politics thread
MSNBC content providers
people who bought Puerto Rican influenced food in the past month in Chicago
me
racist Trump supporters

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Invisible_Man_%281952_1st_ed_jacket_cover%29.jpg

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 02:08 (four years ago)

dammit phone

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 02:08 (four years ago)

^ omits mention of vast numbers of women in any category above racist Trump supporters. sounds about right.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 19 March 2021 02:41 (four years ago)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/biden-white-house-sandbags-staffers-sidelines-dozens-for-pot-use

White House? More like nerd house.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 19 March 2021 03:47 (four years ago)

xp: Are women not citizens or something

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 10:01 (four years ago)

The most infuriating example of Beltway journalism I've read this year. Nothing matters except who's up and who's down.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/03/18/ron-desantis-profile-covid-florida-2024-476777

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2021 10:19 (four years ago)

Re: PR, about half of the Puerto Ricans I know live in Puerto Rico, the other half are in the states.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:01 (four years ago)

Biden tripped climbing stairs, MAGAs finally have their revenge for Rampgate.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:07 (four years ago)

That's great ttitt, did the folks in PR vote to make their voices heard against statehood in November, and if so are they aware that they lost that vote? In fact, the margin by which "Yes" won the referendum is larger than the margin in every US presidential election since 2008.

Dan I., Friday, 19 March 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

to be fair that's the latest in a string of referenda
1967 39% for statehood
1993 47% for statehood
1998 47% for statehood
2012 54% for change in status; of the 54%, 61% of those chose statehood
2020 52.5% for statehood
OTOH, Congress has traditionally only required a simple majority of both houses to grant statehood

Bnad, Friday, 19 March 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

Yeah true, pro-statehood has won 3 out of 5, so what do the anti-statehood folks want exactly? Multiple additional elections so they can try for best 5 out of 9? Surely they don’t want to keep trying until they finally win one and then take their ball and go home claiming victory.

Dan I., Friday, 19 March 2021 17:59 (four years ago)

Sorry, you left out 2017, which pro-statehood also won.

Dan I., Friday, 19 March 2021 18:01 (four years ago)

Seems unlikely that a Puerto Rican who wants independence is going to be swayed by a referendum to become a state?

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:03 (four years ago)

Okay, this is one toke over the line:

(CNN)Several White House staffers were asked to resign, were suspended or are working remotely after revealing past marijuana use during their background checks, sources familiar with the situation tell CNN.
Five people are no longer employed at the White House, while additional staffers are working remotely. In many of the cases involving staffers who are no longer employed, additional security factors were in play, including for some hard drug use, the official said...

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 19 March 2021 18:04 (four years ago)

That last sentence is kinda perplexing. So, five people were reportedly actually fired, but "in many of the cases involving staffers who are no longer employed, additional security factors were in play, including for some hard drug use." So in "many" of the five cases? What number is that, 3? 4? And yet others were just sent to ... work at home? Because they admitted to past marijuana use? Like, we're not firing you, but we don't want you hanging around making us look bad with your past pot smoking?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 March 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

In order to be granted an exception, staffers must agree to stop using of marijuana, agree to a pledge to not use marijuana during government service, and undergo random drug tests...

So now we're treating federal employees like high school freshmen, got it.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 19 March 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

I prefer treating high school freshmen like federal employees

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:23 (four years ago)

I recently passed up some very good job offers that required drug tests or willingness to get a clearance (not gov but some gov contractors).

Yeah, it may be getting slightly better in terms of forgiveness for past sins, but only if you show contrition and commit to never sin again. No thanks.

Personally, I'll wait until hiring practices catch up with reality. Not everyone has as many choices as I do, I know.

vaya con carne (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:25 (four years ago)

The thing about marijuana use and public service is that there isn’t a rule and it’s applied super inconsistently. I had no problem getting hired despite admitting pot use, but many others (incl for the same role) were disqualified. Its absolutely inconsistent and unfair. https://t.co/AjTcAweCbJ

— jacobian (@jacobian) March 19, 2021


I’m also 99% sure we’ll eventually learn it’s been applied in a racist way. I know a black person who was rejected for pot use while white pot users were hired. Same agency same levels. Perhaps the white people lied but I don’t think so. I’d be amazed if this wasn’t a pattern.

— jacobian (@jacobian) March 19, 2021

former 18F (or USDS, forget which) guy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:29 (four years ago)

Stupid and wrong as it is, cannabis is still federally listed as a schedule 1 drug and if being arrested for possession or use is what you call 'being treated like high school freshmen', then there are plenty of US states where the cops will gladly treat you like that.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:29 (four years ago)

did you miss this bit?

"Several staffers were informally told by transition officials that some past marijuana use would be overlooked, only to be told later that they were being asked to resign."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:31 (four years ago)

on the one hand, yes, that is all otm and bad, on the other, how hard is it to never, ever admit pot use when applying for any job, anywhere

xxp

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:31 (four years ago)

even when you are literally taking pot to make it easier to do your job lol

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:32 (four years ago)

The Vice President is on record as having smoked weed IIRC

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:32 (four years ago)

I admitted pot use and held a top secret clearance in my first post-college job. The primary thing they were looking for was to make sure I couldn't be blackmailed.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:33 (four years ago)

are you now or have you ever been a fan of Ned's Atomic Dustbin

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:38 (four years ago)

feverishly scanning interns' credit card bills for purchases of Phish merch

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

"no i swear i only visit livephish dot com when i'm sober"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:40 (four years ago)

this administration's view on marijuana is just mind-boggling. like 75% of the country wants it legalized. it's already legal in a bunch of states and the ones where it isn't you can just get Delta 8 weed, which is basically just Bud Light (lol). it's already well-established that there's like no downside and a lot of potential upside. just fuckin' do it already

frogbs, Friday, 19 March 2021 18:49 (four years ago)

The SF-whatever questions are very slanted toward a specific answer. That answer is "I was around druggies for a while in college and so, yeah, I tried it experimentally a few times. I'm not hanging around those people anymore and I won't ever be tempted into their wicked ways."

They are definitely NOT looking for an answer like, "Yeah I had some completely legal edibles last year in Colorado (or California, or New Jersey, or the District of Columbia) and it was fine and I will probably do it again in a few years when it's legal in my state."

It sucks and it makes no sense but that is the current state of things.

You inhaled pounds of weed in college but you have lost touch with your connection = okay.

Indulging responsibly, from time to time, as an adult (when it is legal in your jurisdiction) = not okay.

vaya con carne (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:09 (four years ago)

I agree that it's dumb, but as Aimless said it's still federally illegal. That needs to go away so this nonsense won't happen anymore.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:14 (four years ago)

just fuckin' do it already

otm. it's just not on the radar of old, powerful people as an issue of immediate concern. maybe, if the cards fall right in the mid-terms, they'll manage it in 2023.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:14 (four years ago)

they're just trying to keep Dave Matthews Band from being played in the White House, they had to find a way

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:15 (four years ago)

meanwhile, more state ballot initiatives are the path forward.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

frame it as an economic stimulus issue idk ... wasn't that part of the rationale for cancelling prohibition?

sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

tbf I am being swayed by the Dave Matthews Band argument

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

this starts off as an environmental justice /chevron story, but keep reading. this is fucking BONKERS

You know that free-floating sense that multinational corporations are above the law, able to buy their way out of consequences for even the most blatant, heinous crimes?

There's a (nearly) unbelievable, highly concrete example of it underway right at this moment.

1/ pic.twitter.com/KnIhSsTuwc

— Cory Doctorow (@doctorow) March 19, 2021

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:22 (four years ago)

I appreciate you sharing that, just donated to the defense fund.

blatherskite, Friday, 19 March 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

Sounds like a concrete real world example of the effects of getting right wing ideologues confirmed as federal judges.

Bnad, Friday, 19 March 2021 20:08 (four years ago)

i'm just xposting from A question about climate change/global warming.

but:

season 5 of Drilled gets into Ecuador vs. Chevron. Worth a listen if you've been reading this thread.
https://www.criticalfrequency.org/drilled

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, March 19, 2021 2:49 PM (twenty-five minutes ago)

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:16 (four years ago)

i assumed the judge (Southern District of New York Judge Lewis A Kaplan) would be a trump or GWB appointee, but it was Bill Clinton, 1994

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:18 (four years ago)

he was interviewed on chapo maybe a year ago and i fell into a rabbit hole looking at the bizarre "news" pages chevron has set up if you google them. like really weird stuff, i don't know who reads them. they have so much money. they are like a country. such a horrifying story.

xp oh yeah, that too. it's not a republican thing, at all.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:18 (four years ago)

er, not at all is not what i mean, of course it is. it's bipartisan is what i mean.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:19 (four years ago)

gotta make some concessions to newt and the gang in 1994 so that the democrats will do well in the mid-terms, though

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:19 (four years ago)

xp

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:19 (four years ago)

#ImpeachKaplan

seriously

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:23 (four years ago)

Not trying to diminish how awful that is, but I mean, y'all know the history of Shell in Nigeria, right? It can be summed up handily with the following words: rape, mass killings, corruption, propaganda.

(It is stories like this that lead to the sort of despair about climate that I was going on about the other day)

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:38 (four years ago)

And just the other day, CEOs of Royal Dutch Shell and Eni were acquitted on corruption charges. Wonder how that happened when the cases were locktight?

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:39 (four years ago)

yes, i don't think anyone was comparing it to how bad shell is. chevron is making an example of him because he won a big case against them for doing bad things, after all.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:41 (four years ago)

xp that's true table, but i mean, the (good) lawyer is currently the only person in the United States who is being held in pre-trial detention for a misdemeanor? no better way to bring more attention (and accountability? ever?) to the larger disaster then to shine a light on an absolutely insane and well-documented thing that's happening right now, in the united states

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:53 (four years ago)

Agreed. I guess that sometimes my cynicism gets the better of me, and I read such things and am horrified, but also like, "well of course"

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:58 (four years ago)

donzinger has been interviewed on ch*po a couple times. absolutely wild case.

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:08 (four years ago)

ISIS: we will release you on one condition: that you tell the world you paid $200 to have a doctor in a dirty fleece vest diagnose you with anxiety so you could get high

White House employee: *sweating*

— The Autism Tiger’s Pecs of LIES™️🐅 (@UnionSaltBae) March 19, 2021

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 22:07 (four years ago)

This is elder abuse

INBOX: Feinstein Statement on Filibuster Reform pic.twitter.com/UVKqd6BZAI

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) March 20, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 March 2021 01:22 (four years ago)

THREE DAYS. WOW.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:07 (four years ago)

I love it!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:09 (four years ago)

?

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:13 (four years ago)

Oh without posts in the thread. Back to brunch I guess.

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:14 (four years ago)

what will the Biden administration do about the crisis of the surging siege of the immigrant invasion on our Southern Border?? omg we're all going to die

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:21 (four years ago)

they televised a fucking round table discussion sitting outside at the border FFS . this is so stupid

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:23 (four years ago)

I can't find it now but there was a chart on Twitter showing that there were approximately 5x as many border crossings under GW Bush as under Obama, Trump or now Biden...and nobody gave a fuck about some "crisis" then.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:24 (four years ago)

ABC flew its entire roundtable to the US-Mexico border pic.twitter.com/GdLd2RU7qx

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 21, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:24 (four years ago)

The only evidence of restraint I've ever seen on Trump's part is that he has yet to use the phrase 'white genocide' (retweet notwithstanding). How the fuck do these people consistently get away with such conspicuous dog-whistling?

pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:30 (four years ago)

It plays well with Red State rubes, particularly those in border states the GOP wants to hold on to.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:36 (four years ago)

seems to play well on the liberal main steam media too

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:50 (four years ago)

. @OHPredictive poll
Sinema approval 39/40 (-1)
Kelly approval 49/38 (+11)

Amongst Dems
Sinema +20
Kelly +69
Looks like they didn't find her curtsey killing a $15 min wage as funny as she did. pic.twitter.com/SQ08Dtq0hW

— The Bearded Crank (@beardedcrank) March 22, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:51 (four years ago)

IT'S A CRISIS!! OMG OMG

I don't understand the obsession with this whole "Why won't the White House use the word 'crisis?'" thing.

Crisis, kerfuffle, challenge, struggle, disaster, problem, issue, obstacle, situation, etc., it's all the same. https://t.co/9iWErt6aQd

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 22, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:28 (four years ago)

The crisis is that there’s a border

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:33 (four years ago)

^otm

also these morans would argue with you about calling literal nazis "racist" but this must be called a "crisis" otherwise...?

rob, Monday, 22 March 2021 18:42 (four years ago)

"Why won't Liberal President X say this one word" is an old Fox trope by this point, but I guess what does Fox have besides old tropes.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:51 (four years ago)

Rod Stewart - `Old Tropes and Old Toupees

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:52 (four years ago)

they're mad because people kept asking republicans to say "joe biden won". that was unacceptable, so now they must hit back twice as hard on the words that they want to hear

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:53 (four years ago)

The correct response is “why won’t you say ‘Black lives matter’ or ‘stop Asian hate’- oh that’s right, you are for killing minorities”

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

unfortunately, i think if people respond that way on fox it immediately cuts away to a commercial for supplemental life insurance

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 March 2021 19:01 (four years ago)

i prefer a good reverse mortgage

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 22 March 2021 19:07 (four years ago)

FAO: Alfred

One reason I'm for DC statehood: The growth in size of the republic--and our distinctive manner of growth, admitting states with equal status--has always been a sign of our vigor. 60 years at 50 states is enough. Time for DC, Puerto Rico, Cuba (as soon as it's free), 1 or 2 more?

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 22, 2021

rob, Monday, 22 March 2021 19:15 (four years ago)

shall I remind Bill that Cuba is not a territory

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 19:17 (four years ago)

Cool neocolonialism “Bill”

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 22 March 2021 19:17 (four years ago)

honestly I'm kinda impressed he could steer the DC/PR statehood conversation so directly into raw imperialism

rob, Monday, 22 March 2021 19:20 (four years ago)

Free To Be State Fifty Three

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 March 2021 19:25 (four years ago)

if Kristol hadn't shown his innate contempt for whom he considers lesser peoples, I would've trusted his Lincoln Project cred less.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 19:29 (four years ago)

Maybe he's referring to Guantanamo?

nickn, Monday, 22 March 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

somebody see if Quebec wants to be a US state

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Monday, 22 March 2021 20:18 (four years ago)

Nah, not anymore.

pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 20:21 (four years ago)

Greenland first, Cuba second

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 22 March 2021 20:27 (four years ago)

Bill Kristol is dumber that David Brooks, and that's saying something.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 22 March 2021 20:31 (four years ago)

remember when the NYT hired him as a columnist in '08 and he made a dumb, easily confirmable mistake in his first column

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 20:41 (four years ago)

White House preps $3 trillion package on infrastructure, pre-K, climate

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 March 2021 21:42 (four years ago)

somebody see if Quebec wants to be a US state

― so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Monday, March 22, 2021 4:18 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nah, not anymore.

― pomenitul, Monday, March 22, 2021 4:21 PM (one hour ago)

pretty amusing to ponder how this would work I have to say

rob, Monday, 22 March 2021 21:44 (four years ago)

i read the NYT story on the planned $3 trillion package. it all sounds good to me except of course it's full of hedges and rumblings and quotes from Chamber of Commerce types who are Deeply Concerned that paying for this thing will involve raising taxes. (obviously, if it were done without raising taxes, different constituencies would be Deeply Concerned about the deficit.)

the radical, economy-destroying proposal on the table in this case? raising the top marginal rate from 37% to 39.6%. jeez why not just changed the name to the United Failed State of America?!?!

the equally radical alternative move, which just proves that this entire thing is (quote from McConnell) a "Trojan Horse" for the Democrats' REAL goal of RAISING TAXES: lowering the tax bracket threshold from individuals making $500,000 a year to individuals making $400,000 a year. lightning flashes over Marx's grave and, from off camera, we hear the disembodied laughter of the Specter of Communism.

this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 March 2021 21:47 (four years ago)

That's a big package

succor MC (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 March 2021 21:50 (four years ago)

the other big thing in the article is that the Biden people are apparently going back and forth on whether this would fare better as an omnibus let's-fix-the-economy bill, or a host of smaller bills. i'm leaning omnibus because the main argument for the smaller bills, AFAICT, is that they would offer more chances to compromise and give things up to try and win over republicans.

this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 March 2021 21:53 (four years ago)

Just make it a big bill, add more stuff to it, there’s no Single Subject Rule for federal legislation

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 22 March 2021 22:21 (four years ago)

hey, man, that's not how the Compromise of 1850.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 22:31 (four years ago)

...passed.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 22:32 (four years ago)

^^Filter's first drafts...

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 March 2021 22:37 (four years ago)

"The Crisis at the Border? Unethical reporting."

Read this blog post from @AlexYells, who takes large portions of the media rightly to task for their serious failures to report not only the facts, but also to get stuck in well-tread old narratives that dehumanize migrants. https://t.co/KPqmyYD8Dm

— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@ReichlinMelnick) March 23, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 13:26 (four years ago)

they’re so bored. the viewers are bored. feel like shit and they just want him back.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 13:50 (four years ago)

This weekend, it was unsurprising to find yet another story from a mainstream media outlet – this time, the Washington Post – declaring a “crisis” at our southern border.

For weeks, otherwise reputable outlets like The New York Times and Axios have appeared to be in a disturbing competition to be the first to decisively demonstrate that the Biden administration’s rollback of cruel and illegal Trump-era immigration policies is a disaster of mammoth proportions.

this morning you had Mourning Joe talking about his time in congress, comparing his buddies having issues getting their foreign friends legal status to people traveling thousands of dangerous miles in fear for their life. saying it was unfair to them because "these people" just walk over the boarder and his friends sometimes got denied. motherfuck these assholes!!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 13:54 (four years ago)

Morning Jocephus is a Trojan horse virus for liberals

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:12 (four years ago)

If you all are in the mood for Trump shit, let's at least include some of the more enjoyable/ridiculous shit:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/22/politics/sidney-powell-dominion-lawsuit-election-fraud/index.html

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:13 (four years ago)

1/There were a lot of inaccuracies in a Morning Joe segment that just ended. I only got a chance to respond to some of them and wanted to provide further clarity:

— Caitlin Dickerson (@itscaitlinhd) March 23, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:27 (four years ago)

She was on the damn panel!! and just let's him spout off a bunch of bullshit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:28 (four years ago)

lets*

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:29 (four years ago)

xposts Wow, can't believe Powell is actually trying the 'I was jokiiiing-uh!!! Gawww!!!' defense in court.

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:31 (four years ago)

yeah, who would have thought?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:32 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbm8ZxIy98I

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:38 (four years ago)

i did it as a goof!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0LY0I5bLA

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 14:43 (four years ago)

Hey! guy. as a GOOF, guy, as a goof!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 19:21 (four years ago)

Believe it when I see it but the fact that she mentioned 2024 says she realises this is a policy that wins votes

Dems say minimum wage meeting went ... surprisingly well!

Manchin seemed steadfast about $11 an hour, per attendee, but Sinema suggested that if the wage was raised to $11 now and aggressively indexed, wouldn't be far off $15 by 2024@marianne_levinehttps://t.co/C81q9iIkVn

— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) March 23, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 21:44 (four years ago)

It's really cool that a bunch of millionaires get to decide whether the peasants can survive or not.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 21:49 (four years ago)

Feeling deep Mr. Choppy vibes today, sorry y'all.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 21:50 (four years ago)

no that's infuriating, Manchin at his worst there

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 21:59 (four years ago)

$2 per year (or almost) indexing seems completely unrealistic... and is functionally the $15 deal Manchin is refusing.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 22:11 (four years ago)

I respectfully ask US Customs and Border Protection to stop blocking media access to their border operations. I have photographed CBP under Bush, Obama and Trump but now - zero access is granted to media. These long lens images taken from the Mexican side. @CBP #gettyimagesnews pic.twitter.com/cWa90TlfeS

— John Moore (@jbmoorephoto) March 19, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 23:45 (four years ago)

This is AXIOS, of course. However:

People close to Biden tell us he’s feeling bullish on what he can accomplish, and is fully prepared to support the dashing of the Senate’s filibuster rule to allow Democrats to pass voting rights and other trophy legislation for his party.

He loves the growing narrative that he’s bolder and bigger-thinking than President Obama.

This temptation to go even bigger, Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell insists, will create such a fissure between the parties that he compared it this week to "nuclear winter."
But we're told Biden won’t hesitate. Just as he passed the $1.9 trillion COVID rescue package with zero Republican votes and zero regrets, his team sees little chance he's going to be able to rewire the government in his image if he plays by the rules of bringing in at least 10 Republicans.

He won't rub their noses in it, we're told. That'll be the Biden touch to rolling the opposition — and getting that much closer to the status of latter-day FDR.
Biden's list includes: rural broadband expansion, which would be transformative for those communities ... make child tax credit permanent ... landmark legislation on climate, guns, voting.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:19 (four years ago)

He loves the growing narrative that he’s bolder and bigger-thinking than President Obama

OK, white dude

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:21 (four years ago)

the same FDR that said "i invite their hatred"? i hope so

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:23 (four years ago)

I like to play it when politics has me beat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X41jRLpG-mM

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:28 (four years ago)

I don't know how much they'll actually get done, but I'm glad the Democrats are thinking like that. It's basically taking the same tack McConnell has whenever he gets a chance, understanding that power is only ever provisional and you have to maximize your opportunities. There's a very good chance this is the only time this decade the Democrats will control the White House and Congress together.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:32 (four years ago)

For sure. Waiting for people to come around to your position is a fool's errand. Biden is the President. Pretty much this is the closest he will ever come to a mandate, almost by definition. I mean, if you're the President, and that's that still not good or reason enough to push your policies, then why even bother being President?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:53 (four years ago)

Fun fact

Since the 2012 massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut killed 20 first-grade students and six adults, 13 states, all controlled by Democrats, have enacted or expanded background checks for new gun purchases. Meanwhile, 14 states, all controlled by Republicans, have passed laws allowing their citizens to carry guns with no permit process at all, as the Iowa legislation would do.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

once climate change really gets rolling the Democrats will never get elected again, Republican voters are a total lost cause on the subject and half the Democrats will tack hard to the right if you threaten their lifestyles.

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:00 (four years ago)

I don't know how much they'll actually get done, but I'm glad the Democrats are thinking like that. It's basically taking the same tack McConnell has whenever he gets a chance, understanding that power is only ever provisional and you have to maximize your opportunities. There's a very good chance this is the only time this decade the Democrats will control the White House and Congress together.

it's such a no-brainer too. nearly everything the Dems want to do is broadly popular. nothing the Republicans want to do is. this recent stimulus was approved of by what...70% of Americans? and not a single Republican voted for it (not that this stopped them from taking credit for it). they've signaled time and time again that they will oppose everything Democrats do out of principle. there is no reason to even pretend to give a shit about bipartisanship at this point. pass as much as you can and let Rs take the hit for it when they try to repeal it. there's nothing to ponder over here.

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:01 (four years ago)

_He loves the growing narrative that he’s bolder and bigger-thinking than President Obama_

OK, white dude


Ok but is it not true that there is some truth to the perception that Obama squandered his opportunities and was generally seen as more cautious than what seems to be happening now?

I have often thought that as the first Black President, Obama may have been consciously trying not to seem like a radical and scare white people (of course that happened anyway) and therefore that held him back from taking bolder actions. Or he genuinely, in his heart of hearts, is a centrist. There are also those who say Obama was averse to the glad-handling that Congresshumans require to get anything done like Biden seems to revel in.

Meet me at the corner of Haile and Selassie (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:10 (four years ago)

All that's true.

It doesn't mitigate the weirdness of that sentence.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:12 (four years ago)

i guess with axios, it's a toss-up where the "growing narrative" came from. you have to wonder if that came from the writer, the source, or joe biden.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:20 (four years ago)

Well, I can tell you my narrative grew upon reading that excerpt.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:23 (four years ago)

*whispers into walkie talky on shoulder*

"the narrative is still growing, confirmed*

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:24 (four years ago)

nearly everything the Dems want to do is broadly popular.


Always important to distinguish between Democratic voters, and yes, many in the House & a handful in the Senate.

But time and again we see what happens when these broadly popular policies butt up against the wishes of the donor class

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:26 (four years ago)

He loves the growing narrative

tbh, I don't care if they give him a lollipop and a unicorn sticker, too. whatever works.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

Ok but is it not true that there is some truth to the perception that Obama squandered his opportunities and was generally seen as more cautious than what seems to be happening now?

His approach was the result of habits developed over a couple decades of being a Black man in a majority-white political environment, and "squandered his opportunities" probably isn't the best way to summarize the "truth" of his presidency? Obama and Biden are gonna be held to different standards for "boldness". As for "bigger-thinking" well... we judge others by their actions and ourselves by our intentions, don't we. So when I see that vague phrase, I ask myself who "ourselves" and "others" are in this context.

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

in the USA political narratives about Black political figures will always be screwed up

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:40 (four years ago)

the gun control stuff isn't nearly as broadly popular as it seems. people seem to like background checks, in the abstract. in a poll that phrases the question in a neutral way. but as soon as you remind them of what they're supposed to believe in (with messaging, or peer pressure, or ads, or the american inertia of never, ever changing your mind, about anything) people get back in their circles.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:40 (four years ago)

it is kind of hard to compare the two when they both came into office needing to fix totally different combinations of concurrent disasters caused by the previous administration. the $1.9t stimulus is targeted in a progressive way that probably wouldn't have happened in 2008, but if Obama was president now I'm sure he would've gotten behind it

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:41 (four years ago)

Universal background checks are an issue that even with public division, you should be able to leverage economics - it’s free money for gun dealers who run the background checks (plus encourages people to come into a shop - dealers already play this role transferring guns for online shoppers) and anything that removes a reason to buy used (no paperwork) is at least marginally a good thing for gun dealers/manufacturers.

They might have to put on an angry face at first but it would be quickly forgotten and become a non-issue.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

it's not practicalities that's the problem, though, at least not with background checks, right?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:54 (four years ago)

Angus King, a prior filibuster holdout, signaling pretty clearly he's going to ditch it if need be https://t.co/tzTcrmJYFL

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) March 24, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:57 (four years ago)

why we can't control gun control

Today, after two major mass shootings in a week in Atlanta and Boulder, Colo. — and after many previous suggestions that now might be the time — Republicans and Congress as a whole have apparently given up even trying to pretend they will do anything big. The relatively rapid devolution in the debate reflects both the readily apparent realities of it and the increasing defeatism and partisanship in Washington.

And an exchange Tuesday involving Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) drove that home.

A day after the shooting in Boulder, Cruz bristled at gun restrictions proposed by Democrats and their criticisms that the “thoughts and prayers” offered by his fellow Republicans and him were insufficient.

“Every time there’s a shooting, we play this ridiculous theater where this committee gets together and proposes a bunch of laws that would do nothing to stop these murders,” Cruz said. He added: “What happens in this committee after every mass shooting is Democrats propose taking away guns from law-abiding citizens, because that’s their political agenda.”

Sen. Cynthia M. Lummis (R-Wyo.) said she has become convinced that Democrats were merely using the tragedies as an excuse to “abolish our rights.” Other Republicans quickly said expanding background checks in any way was a total nonstarter. And the No. 2 Senate Republican, John Thune (S.D.), acknowledged that there was “not big appetite among our members to do things that would appear to be addressing it but don’t actually do anything to fix the problem.” Fox News’s prime-time hosts, too, rather quickly framed the debate as an attempt at gun-grabbing.

It was a progression that typically happens over a much longer period. In the aftermath of such tragedies, Republicans will generally not weigh in at length or will express a broad desire to come together, in some form.

But in recent years, Democrats have pushed the envelope, becoming more aggressive in their quest for action, and Republicans have, in turn, become more aggressive in pushing back quickly.

Starting about five years ago, Democrats made a significant pivot from waiting to push for legislation. In 2016, then-President Barack Obama sought to flip Republicans’ allegations that Democrats were politicizing the shootings against them; he said that such shootings should be politicized, because the moment demanded action.

In the intervening years, Democrats and their allies have also increasingly pushed back on Republicans who have urged “thoughts and prayers” in the aftermath of such tragedies — the same objections that raised Cruz’s ire on Tuesday.

The result, as I wrote Tuesday, was an effective skipping forward when it comes to where this debate will eventually land.

One of the most telling aspects of the state of the debate might be the lack of talk about “red flag” laws, intended to prevent those with mental health issues from being able to have guns. This was something that even those most resistant to increased background checks have embraced in recent years, and they barely got a mention on Tuesday.

But perhaps the biggest hurdle is the resident of the White House. In 2019, there was a Republican president who some Republicans viewed as being malleable on gun restrictions. “I’m hoping in the next few days, early next week, we’ll have a breakthrough,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said at the time. Added Sen. Patrick J. Toomey (Pa.) the GOP architect of a failed 2013 effort to increase background checks: “He’s very interested. I think he’s learning about this issue.”

Donald Trump was arguably the one Republican who could have turned this debate into a bipartisan one by bringing large portions of the GOP base along with him. He even flirted with the idea that he could bring the NRA to heel. But the president who was ever concerned with his base perhaps predictably opted against supporting large-scale measures.

Today, there’s no force in the GOP who has that much authority when it comes to where we go from here. And when you combine that with the Democrats’ increasing exasperation with their GOP colleagues and push for quick action, the debate has much more rapidly gone to where it was always likely to end up.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:02 (four years ago)

(link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/24/congress-isnt-really-pretending-it-might-pass-gun-laws-anymore/)
(sorry for WP links: i know there's a firewall for most)

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:03 (four years ago)

The conversation is always allowed to stop with "a bunch of laws that would do nothing to stop these murders." I'd really like to see more people getting in GOP faces saying, "well then, what actions are YOU proposing?" Because they have nothing.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:23 (four years ago)

I know it's so ubiquitous that it almost doesn't bear mentioning, but the outright fetishization of guns and gun culture by the modern right is so weird, perverse and unsettling. The way all of them now go around talking about "2A," like it's a brand or an identity.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:27 (four years ago)

This temptation to go even bigger, McConnell insists, will create such a fissure between the parties...

Just as everyone was getting along so famously. Two words, bro: Merrick Garland.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:30 (four years ago)

Oh no they might hate us even more.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

As new Georgia Sen. Raphael Warnock (D) noted on the floor recently, “It is a contradiction to say we must protect minority rights in the Senate, while refusing to protect minority rights in the society.”

good line, reverend

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

Textbook example of one o them rhetorical devices, which one is that

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:34 (four years ago)

everything was going fine in congress until the summer of those fucking coke parties. everyone started sleeping together and it was just fucked up by labor day

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:34 (four years ago)

You mean... 1983?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_congressional_page_sex_scandal

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:38 (four years ago)

if there's one thing COVID has done, it's made us regret the dissolution of coke parties.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

"well then, what actions are YOU proposing?" Because they have nothing.

They have discovered they don't need to have any answer to mass murders so long as they can say they are protecting "law-abiding gun owners and their second amendment rights" from the horrors of gun confiscation. They never have to pay a political price for this position, but rather are lavishly rewarded. Shaming them on this issue is impossible.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

makes sense because law-abiding citizens are always law-abiding forever with no possible chance for them to commit crimes in the future.

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:54 (four years ago)

"I'd really like to see more people getting in GOP faces saying, "well then, what actions are YOU proposing?" Because they have nothing."

they'll start yelling that we should have prayer in schools.

akm, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:10 (four years ago)

and about the evil moral bankruptcy of the country abandoning Jesus

akm, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:10 (four years ago)

and lack of black fathers, and every other imaginable thing

akm, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:10 (four years ago)

Why did we declare war on Xmas instead of Iran?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:25 (four years ago)

There's nothing complicated about any of this, really: they're an ethno-fascist death cult. The entirety of right-wing identity is centered around belittling others, worshipping violence (particularly when it's done to non-white people), and using absurd religious justifications to violate the privacy and bodily sovereignty of women, trans people, and others whom they seek to control.

They don't care about freedom, or liberty, or anything. They care about death, and enforcing their death vision upon the populace at a massive scale. There's nothing more to it.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:31 (four years ago)

otm

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:32 (four years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/23/theres-no-migrant-surge-us-southern-border-heres-data/

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:49 (four years ago)

DEEEEEEAAATH CUULLLLT

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:52 (four years ago)

You can't counter GOP claims with data.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

afaict in 2021 the bOrDeR cRiSiS extends well beyond the GOP faithful/ Fox

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

^^^ true. See every major newspaper in the US running with this nationalist bullshit rhetoric.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:07 (four years ago)

Sen. Manchin (https://t.co/EHSclJLRrQ.) supports:

-- "Enormous" infrastructure push
-- Corporate rate up >25%
-- An "infrastructure bank"
-- Floats VAT tax (cc: @jdcmedlock) to fund it
-- Criticizes GOP reluctance to raise taxes

Via @sahilkapurhttps://t.co/QjQ1Iirnuh

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 24, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:13 (four years ago)

west virginia, 2023

https://www.psdvault.com/img/2018/06/futuristic-landscape-9.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:14 (four years ago)

Floats VAT tax

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:15 (four years ago)

adding VAT feels like shorthand for "i don't actually want this stuff to happen" but fine with me if it does

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

i support joe manchin cutting it out with the propecia

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:18 (four years ago)

Please don't tell me we're threatening to bomb Propecia. What did they ever do to us?

Anyway:

Dana Carvey’s Biden is A+. He’s so cool. pic.twitter.com/0f0gmYC85Y

— Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) March 24, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:13 (four years ago)

Oh no has late night TV been all zoom calls for a year??

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:43 (four years ago)

Even Sen. Susan Collins of Maine, one of the most moderate Republicans

You should be caned in public for quoting Collins and describing her this way.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:49 (four years ago)

too kind

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

*puts on thomas friedman hat*

running late on an automated taxi drive to a flight for the Kuala Lumpur, the AI looked me in the eye and said "far from being caned, maybe Susan Collins should considered being 'off-laned' from American politics - fill up the roads with latent innovation, and Ms. Collins and others of the old guard will eventually find themselves needing 'to stop off for gas'

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:00 (four years ago)

*mutant david brooks*

i was at a #onethread factory in eastern tennessee, looking for the forgotten boards

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

*slips into Calvin Coolidge drag*

You lose.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:13 (four years ago)

in before any of the youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSRYxTLeXeM

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:20 (four years ago)

you're frisky today

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:37 (four years ago)

Oh no has late night TV been all zoom calls for a year??

Pretty much, although some shows have the occasional in-studio guest who's socially distanced from the host.

The real news is that musical guests are mostly sending in unique music videos/promo films now.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:55 (four years ago)

The early pandemic Jimmy Fallon from home shows were like watching hostage videos, he was so clearly in pain not having an audience to validate him.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:59 (four years ago)

good thread here

Y'all muthafuckas know:

A thread: https://t.co/ePDwUpUwwA

— Michael Harriot (@michaelharriot) March 24, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:27 (four years ago)

remember when someone took the laugh track out of the Big Bang Theory? that's kind of what late night TV in the Spring of 2020 was like. the writers had to change how they did monologues because they got so awkward. the only show that kind of worked was Seth Myers, mostly because the dude talks 300 words a minute anyway so the audience laughter just kinda stilted his speech

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:38 (four years ago)

John Oliver has been audience-free, too, which has been weird. Kind of like very ... state sponsored comedy show?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:40 (four years ago)

Here's the proper response:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/24/mitch-mcconnell-is-wrong-heres-filibusters-racial-history/

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:41 (four years ago)

not having an audience forced them to do away with a lot of weird bits that didn't really work so his show has maybe improved

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:42 (four years ago)

can't believe millions of loyal viewers have been tuning in to watch podcast tapings on TV

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:43 (four years ago)

They're usually much shorter than podcasts.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:54 (four years ago)

I know it's a given that McConnell looks terrible, but he's looked *really* terrible these past few months.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:56 (four years ago)

it's been really hard out there for people like me who have been openly enjoying prominent conservative deaths like rush limbaugh. because once you give in to that, it's like well here comes another, and here comes another. the more you know, both in quantity of conservative voices you know as well as the depths of their craven commitment to ideology over truth, the more you end up in fights with cryptoteens in a musician's mentions

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:11 (four years ago)

i think the answer is to reverse course. become as brittle as possible. resilience is flexibility, and flexibility is change. change is bad, especially climate change. there is no ideology, there is only truth. and if you even start talking when i'm around, then that changes my truth: NO THANKS

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:13 (four years ago)

I know it's a given that McConnell looks terrible, but he's looked *really* terrible these past few months.


Seriously. People keep saying the Democratic majority in the senate is one death away from disappearing but there’s like ten gop senators who look like they could die any day and he’s top of the list.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:14 (four years ago)

Although what will happen because of the banter heuristic is that newsom will be recalled then Feinstein will die and be replaced by a gop appointee until 2024.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:14 (four years ago)

even if newsom is recalled, that doesn't mean that a republican would win the election. Arnold Schwarzenegger won mainly because he was a famous actor who was in the movie, Total Recall, not so much that he was a Republican.

sarahell, Thursday, 25 March 2021 00:06 (four years ago)

also no one was terribly excited by Cruz Bustamante

sarahell, Thursday, 25 March 2021 00:07 (four years ago)

every time I see his name that Martini & Rossi commercial that’s been lodged n my brain for 35 years starts blaring

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Thursday, 25 March 2021 00:37 (four years ago)

"I know it's a given that McConnell looks terrible, but he's looked *really* terrible these past few months."

About that...

https://theintercept.com/2021/03/04/kentucky-mitch-mcconnell-senator-replace/

earlnash, Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:40 (four years ago)

I would like to see him lose the zombie hand and have an a hook attachment for a few months before he dies.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:42 (four years ago)

I was thinking he could be the extra head on some medical experiment like that character in Total Recall or they could turn him into MODOK.

earlnash, Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:44 (four years ago)

not late night and an insane show, but the one that did a good job with guests is the Drew Barrymore show. Almost all of the in studio guests are green screened onto the set from another studio, I guess, and its done so well you can't really tell that they aren't sitting right there. I'm surprised the late night shows, which surely have bigger budgets, haven't tried that.

akm, Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:50 (four years ago)

even if newsom is recalled, that doesn't mean that a republican would win the election. Arnold Schwarzenegger won mainly because he was a famous actor who was in the movie, Total Recall, not so much that he was a Republican.


It does at the moment! No democrats are running!

https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2021/03/24/newsom-swats-away-democratic-challengers-will-his-party-live-to-regret-it-1369438

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 March 2021 02:08 (four years ago)

i just want to acknowledge karl malone’s masterful friedman-pasta upthread

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 March 2021 08:22 (four years ago)

joe doing just fine in this presser from what I've heard

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:03 (four years ago)

what is your favorite basic friedman pasta sauce

sarahell, Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

the press corps as usual is awful: who's in, who's out, Trump said this, what do YOU say. I never thought I'd sympathize with a president over the media over an immigration question.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

It was good to see him openly laugh at one idiot reporter's question about whether a vastly overcrowded immigration center was "acceptable" to him.

Also, a real flash of anger in his voice when he talked about unions vs. plutocrats.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:13 (four years ago)

That one question about why he hasn't announced his re-election committee yet... as if it's now normal to begin running for reelection the same month you're sworn into office.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:15 (four years ago)

yeah even some press that I thought were ok are up there asking these meandering lame questions

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

We also just had a bunch of reporters acting outraged about Biden not holding a press conference. Fine. Just be equally annoyed by your fellow journalists wasting everyone’s time with this nonsense https://t.co/jDePb4yXqA

— Isaac Chotiner (@IChotiner) March 25, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:27 (four years ago)

When I did town halls with Democratic candidates and I and other regular voters asked questions like "what's your plan for the opioid problem?" there was a live chat of campaign reporters rolling their eyes and scoffing at how it wasn't making news.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 25, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:30 (four years ago)

Pretty wild that there was not one COVID-19 question at the president's first press conference, a year into the pandemic and after over 530,000 deaths.

— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) March 25, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:34 (four years ago)

What if journalism…is bad

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

the press sucks, they revealed this every day during the trump admin, they ask the goddamn worst questions

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 March 2021 19:05 (four years ago)

The White House press corps sucks for sure, almost 100%. There are some good working journalists out there beyond the WH, who seek out news that is both important and unreported on or under-reported. They are the ones who break the stories, about which the WH press corps self-importantly stand up and ask the president to comment on, which any idiot can do. The idea that the WH press corps represent the pinnacle of the journalistic profession is disproved at every fucking press conference the president gives.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 25 March 2021 19:50 (four years ago)

they need a less impressive/imposing sounding noun than "corps"

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, 25 March 2021 19:53 (four years ago)

"gaggle"

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 19:56 (four years ago)

"bouquet"

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 25 March 2021 19:57 (four years ago)

the press corps
the st louis cardinals

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 19:58 (four years ago)

or wait, maybe more like a band name?

the typewriters on loan

and everyone always knows when they're working, because the typewriters are so loud

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

they need a less impressive/imposing sounding noun than "corps"

― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, March 25, 2021 2:53 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

press crops

voodoo chili, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

press craps

voodoo chili, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

press carps

voodoo chili, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

I can't believe Biden did this pic.twitter.com/7Em0mhr4JX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 25, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:11 (four years ago)

lol an image for which the phrase "talking heads" was invented. some things never change.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:14 (four years ago)

Obama used a teleprompter, Biden uses written notes, what obvious puppets they are. You know a president is authentic only if he randomly capitalizes words in incoherent tweets full of exclamation points.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:37 (four years ago)

Trump was the Charlie Parker of podium-speak, freely following his muse wherever it led him...

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:40 (four years ago)

we love talking out of our asses, don't we folks?

voodoo chili, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:44 (four years ago)

I haven't talked to an ass since March 2020.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

Not even on Zoom?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

I like my asses live.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 March 2021 21:01 (four years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Live_Chili_Cookoff_2008.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 March 2021 21:09 (four years ago)

https://cdn.britannica.com/40/141040-050-B1D8DDED/Asian-ass.jpg

me and a friend last March

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 March 2021 21:13 (four years ago)

aw, look at those ides

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 21:25 (four years ago)

The ides have it!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 March 2021 21:54 (four years ago)

Jesus, this shit in Georgia

anecdotal certainly but not nothing (stevie), Friday, 26 March 2021 09:47 (four years ago)

it’s bad

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 March 2021 10:03 (four years ago)

Full on fascism. The 'illegal to give food/drink to someone queuing to vote' bit. Did they even bother to try and explain that one?

nashwan, Friday, 26 March 2021 10:29 (four years ago)

i think it's some sort of fear of bribery thing. obviously spasms of oligarchy that require derision and direct action.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 March 2021 12:03 (four years ago)

Good morning!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 March 2021 12:15 (four years ago)

I'm in a low level panic about the voter suppression laws in Georgia and other red states, because it is extremely unlikely that any legal challenges to such laws will progress fast enough to stop them for the 2022 elections and, if they do, that the US SC will uphold any such challenges.

righteous oxide (PBKR), Friday, 26 March 2021 12:35 (four years ago)

do voting rights orgs need to wait for an election to sue or can they proceed immediately after passage?

rob, Friday, 26 March 2021 13:08 (four years ago)

They can sue immediately. Given the current SC composition and the recent rulings on gerrymandering, I don't see any chance at all that the SC doesn't uphold these type of laws or at least let them go forward pending a full review. It would take a video showing a bunch of republicans sitting around a room saying, "we're doing this to keep minorities from voting", and even then I'm not sure it would be enough to get Roberts and Gorsuch to join the libs.

righteous oxide (PBKR), Friday, 26 March 2021 13:42 (four years ago)

"states have broad latitude" blah blahblah

is the problem ultimately that there's no specific constitutional right to vote??

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 March 2021 13:53 (four years ago)

and/or the legal definition of discriminatory which isn't based on discriminatory outcomes but on proveable intent?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 March 2021 13:54 (four years ago)

I am 100% furious about the Georgia law, but my hope is that it will backfire on the GOP and voters will mobilize to vote the bastards out.

eisimpleir (crüt), Friday, 26 March 2021 14:25 (four years ago)

^ this

Brad C., Friday, 26 March 2021 14:32 (four years ago)

that's the kind of thing this law seems designed to prevent, tho

voodoo chili, Friday, 26 March 2021 14:42 (four years ago)

Almost immediately after Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp (R) signed into law sweeping changes to the state’s election rules Thursday, Black community groups filed a lawsuit challenging several of its provisions, which the groups say are unconstitutional and a violation of the Voting Rights Act.

“The Voter Suppression Bill inflicts severe burdens on Georgia’s voters through each individual restriction and the cumulative effect of all the suppressive measures which impose barriers to voting absentee and in-person,” the lawsuit said.

The lawsuit is targeting nine specific measures within the new law, including the new ID requirements for mail voting, its limits on dropbox use and its ban on distribution of food and most beverages to voters waiting in line.

The groups bringing the lawsuit are The New Georgia Project, Black Voters Matter Fund and Rise, Inc., which focuses on student enfranchisement. The organizations are being represented by Marc Elias, a powerhouse voting rights attorney who also often represents Democrats.

we can trust the golden boy and america's mom to make the right decision on this when it gets to the supreme court

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 March 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

IMO these laws should be wholesale ignored by Democrats.

Also, Democrats should start digging up stupid archaic laws that people have forgotten about and start targeting Republicans with them, like this one:

https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2015/title-16/chapter-11/article-2/section-16-11-44/

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Friday, 26 March 2021 16:38 (four years ago)

I’m gonna straight-up cater the voting lines in the next GA election. Who wants to help with the prep?

— Mollie Katzen (@MollieKatzen) March 26, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 March 2021 16:42 (four years ago)

Repeating "they'll arrest you for providing water if you're in line" is the way to go imo

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 March 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

seriously, people should do that, and then be there ready with the gigantic "this arrest brought to you by Brian Kemp and the GOP" signs

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 March 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

That's like those volunteers on the border that were at least harassed or maybe arrested for leaving jugs of water in the desert.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 March 2021 16:50 (four years ago)

They were much worse than harassed:

https://theintercept.com/2019/08/10/scott-warren-trial/

Charges were eventually dropped, but only after multiple trials. The feds wanted to bleed No Mas Muertes and the border activist community dry.

nicole, Friday, 26 March 2021 17:10 (four years ago)

paging Mr. Choppy

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/richard-nephew-sanctions/

Unlike most others in Washington’s foreign policy establishment, Nephew has made the rare admission that even targeted sanctions on so-called bad actors destroy economies, hurting civilian populations in the long run. He also takes credit for contributing to shortages in medicine and medical devices in Iran through sanctions he helped design, making these necessities too costly for the average Iranian. In his 2017 book, The Art of Sanctions: A View from the Field, Nephew explains how sanctions are meant to inflict pain so intolerable that it forces “the target” to acquiesce to US demands, adding that the casualties and damage of sanctions can be less visible and seem less destructive than those of military conflict.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 26 March 2021 18:01 (four years ago)

I don’t know if a concession like this makes it more likely to pass, and it certainly makes it less valuable to society, but if it goes somewhere then it seems like very good electoral politics because those people vote!

Bernie Sanders pushes for lowering Medicare age to 55 in next Dem packagehttps://t.co/TyReBnp0T1

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 26, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 March 2021 18:34 (four years ago)

i have to say, i'm all for medicare for all, but i hope they make big improvements to it. in my brief experiences with medicaid (depression) and medicare (my dad's current slow-motion death walk), there are huge problems with both. i wouldn't want someone to have the experiences i did, and i have it better than most.

for medicaid, the problem was that you couldn't do anything by telephone, because there was always a waiting list at least 60 minutes long. i remember being on hold for over 2.5 hours once, with music that was so distorted and crackly and crazy that i ended up making really, really bad art about it, in real time. i couldn't NOT listen, because at any moment, apparently, i was about to be connected with someone. then i finally heard a breathing sound at the end, and then it hung up on me. i was really close to suicide at that time and was just making a goddamn effort to get help. when i finally went in person, i got a little taste of what an unprivileged life is like. it was like being surveilled. there was another 2+ hour wait, and none of the dozens (100+) people in the room were allowed to use their phones. no talking on the phone, no using your phone. i openly used my phone for about 10 minutes before the white guard walked right past me and then talked a black person to stop using their phone. i put my phone away then, too, and of course i felt ashamed and wanted to beat the shit out of the guard by throwing my phone into his skull. eventually i managed to talk to a human being and got on medicaid for a few months, which allowed me to start taking antidepressants. i would give medicaid a customer service score of -25,000

my current beef with medicare is that it covers inpatient stays up to 60 days, but after that, it suddenly begins to cost several hundred dollars per day as you begin to "purchase" days of coverage from your "lifetime limit" of 180 days. after 90 days, the cost goes up again. i think. anyway, my dad is on day 40 or so, doctors just told us 2-4 more weeks. gonna be a great month!!!!

anyway, medicare for all, but make it better

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

The biggest problem I can see with Bernie's proposal is that age-testing is akin to means-testing, in that, while it will attract votes from those 50 to 64 it could develop into a wedge issue to alienate voters under 50. Other than that, creeping incrementalism seems to be the only approach that the US political system allows to succeed, so it may actually let another large demographic cohort become more secure.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 26 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

incremental creeps, bend the arc slowly

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 March 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

^^^ best Massive Attack lyric imo

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 March 2021 19:02 (four years ago)

there was another 2+ hour wait, and none of the dozens (100+) people in the room were allowed to use their phones. no talking on the phone, no using your phone.

why???????

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 March 2021 19:06 (four years ago)

in the USA seeking government assistance because you are too poor to survive without it carries a social status only a millimeter away from the status of being in prison.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 26 March 2021 19:18 (four years ago)

xp

the only reason i can think of is that that particular location, at the very least, has a history of racist discrimination. it was more than just the racist guard, it was the policy. there were multiple signs posted in the room saying No Phone Allowed. my guess is that at some point in the history of this location, racist white people in charge got sick of hearing people of color have conversations on their flip phones, so they banned talking on the phone

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 March 2021 19:19 (four years ago)

it could develop into a wedge issue to alienate voters under 50

I would ask, "What kind of fucking scumbag is against something because it doesn't directly benefit them yet?" but, you know, I live in America.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 26 March 2021 19:33 (four years ago)

i don't think it would alienate people under 50. i think a lot of younger people would think "oh great! my parents/relatives/older friends can get medicare now, sweet!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 March 2021 19:35 (four years ago)

It’s not just opposition because you’re not getting it. Discouragement of young people left to fend for themselves + a go-to scare tactic for single-payer has been ‘they’re going to fuck up your Medicare, old people.’ That will be even more useful with a larger group of haves vs. have-nots.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 26 March 2021 19:37 (four years ago)

Don't underestimate the fear tactic of telling young people who are already struggling like crazy under financial obligations like student debt, massive mortgages and shrinking earning power, that they'll be saddled with paying more taxes for a 'bloated' Medicare along with their own medical expenses. Knowing Congress, the details of taxation and who pays what will be so complex they'll be easy for opponents to obfuscate.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 26 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

younger people are way more receptive to socialism things that even resemble it, i think. much more so than older people. i think the cold war ending (temporarily) may have had something to do with that, too. the anti-communist knob has been turned just a bit down, during my lifetime, compared to what it seems to have been just before that. there will always be young republicans and libertarian cryptolords, but my sense is that the balance has shifted toward the left, among young people, more than it has in quite a while?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 March 2021 20:09 (four years ago)

Lindsey Graham calls the border “the biggest issue facing the country in many ways right now” pic.twitter.com/0rwkkKOzRO

— Brennan Murphy (@brenonade) March 26, 2021

yeah ok bro

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 March 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

i guess to old white rich white dudes it's up there

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 March 2021 20:46 (four years ago)

You mean down there, we're not talking about the Canadian border.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 March 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

Running against immigrants has yet to hurt the GOP — they even made gains with Latino voters — so I think we can expect "the border" and "China" to be the go-to Big Scaries until current events offer other possibilities (Iran, Muslims, etc). They can't run on naked LGBTQ discrimination at the federal level anymore, doesn't poll all that well, but it's still paying dividends in a lot of states.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 26 March 2021 21:15 (four years ago)

I'm in a low level panic about the voter suppression laws in Georgia and other red states

Just want to express my view that these laws are a) bad and b) doing 1/10000 of the work gerrymandered state legislative lines are to allow the GOP to act as it wishes with no regard for the public will.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 March 2021 22:03 (four years ago)

State legislative boundaries are the whole ballgame.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 March 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

"but a popular majority can still elect a governor who can block state legislature shenanigans---"

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2021/03/26/michigan-gop-chairman-plans-go-around-whitmer-voting-law-changes/7010417002/

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 March 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

i'm still worried but this is comforting coming from the local district demographics knower

Georgia is roughly where Virginia was a decade ago: Republicans still control state government and may be able to redistrict the state to their liking one last time...but long-term/demographically, the writing is kinda on the wall.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) March 26, 2021


Metro ATL's share of GA's total vote, '92-'20: 52%-59%
Northern VA's share of VA's total vote '92-'20: 30%-36%

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) March 26, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 March 2021 22:18 (four years ago)

this may be hopelessly naive of me but my feeling is that the legacy of the civil rights movement is that demographics ARE changing and the money IS moving around into different communities. Is it happening fast enough and with minimal cruelty? No. But it IS happening and that means that ultimately these assholes are going to be outnumbered. Everyone knows it's a question of when, not if. I can't help but feel that attempts this transparent and desperate suggest that the fading GOP is aware this is the last rodeo and they only have so many final chances to bleed the constituency before this stage of the game is fully over.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 March 2021 00:56 (four years ago)

It’s real fucked up that Biden kept Pompeo on as Secretary of State.

We are deeply concerned by growing signs of anti-democratic behavior and politicization of the legal system in Bolivia. The Bolivian government should release detained former officials, pending an independent and transparent inquiry into human rights and due process concerns.

— Secretary Antony Blinken (@SecBlinken) March 27, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 27 March 2021 19:24 (four years ago)

"politicization of the legal system" you have got to be shitting me lol

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Saturday, 27 March 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

just an embarrassing dipshit. Biden’s worst appointee?

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 27 March 2021 22:14 (four years ago)

Until Hunter is confirmed to the Supreme Court, yes.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 27 March 2021 22:15 (four years ago)

would take hunter over p much everyone except sotomayor

for some weird reason I think he’d be good on criminal justice issues and I bet he’d know when the fuck to retire

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 27 March 2021 22:28 (four years ago)

read that as "I bet he’d know when to fuck and retire"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 March 2021 22:30 (four years ago)

oh for sure

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 27 March 2021 22:32 (four years ago)

wait, how are we going from $6k to $27k? ... like we each get $27k? that would be rad.

― sarahell, Thursday, March 11, 2021 12:38 PM (two weeks ago)

Harris / Markey / Sanders’ bill covered $2K a month for the duration - I glitched and added 12 months x $2K to another 3 months without xing that 3 by $2k. So, $30K.

― armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, March 11, 2021 12:49 PM (two weeks ago)

I also forgot (or never saw) that Harris wanted the payments to continue for three months after the pandemic, too?

I’m proposing $2,000 monthly payments throughout the pandemic and for 3 months after, because rent and bills are still due during this crisis and people are going hungry. It’s that basic.

— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) May 11, 2020

If expectations of herd immunity by summer play out, that's $38,000. Pay people that amount to stay home right now, and you'll stop the currently-rising hospitalisation numbers as well.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 28 March 2021 00:03 (four years ago)

No, I did not read this story. Just preserving the headline in its pure, uncut Politico-ness.

If Matthew McConaughey Runs for Office, Which Role Should He Reprise for the Campaign Trail?

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 28 March 2021 11:57 (four years ago)

that article is way longer than I thought it was going to be

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Sunday, 28 March 2021 16:54 (four years ago)

Oh boy

And here are the conclusions that emerged from this new research:

The Trump loyalists and Trump-aligned were angry, but also despondent, feeling powerless and uncertain they will become more involved in politics;

Trump’s base saw Biden, as a white man, as not threatening, controlled by others, unlike Obama who represented everything Tea Party-Republicans were determined to fight;

Even Trump’s base is curious about the extent to which they benefit from the American Rescue Plan (ARP) and Biden’s signature program, compared to Obamacare that they viewed as a new entitlement for Blacks and immigrants that must be stopped;

The Trump loyalists and the Trump aligned are animated about government taking away their freedom and a cancel culture that leaves no place for white Americans and the fear they’re losing “their” country to non-whites;

They were angered most of all by Black Lives Matter (BLM) and Antifa that were responsible for a full year of violence in Democratic cities that put white people on the defensive – and was ignored by the media;

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 March 2021 17:03 (four years ago)

They were angered most of all by Black Lives Matter (BLM) and Antifa that were responsible for a full year of violence in Democratic cities that put white people on the defensive – and was ignored by the media;

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck huuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 17:06 (four years ago)

The "Democratic cities" trope is really getting engrained on the right. It's part of the whole blue-red polarization obviously, but the problem with it for Republicans is that "Democratic" cities are responsible for an overwhelming majority of U.S. economic productivity. Granted, those are "metro areas," which typically have some red rings around the blue centers, but it's still true that the blue dots on the red maps are where most of the money comes from. So Republicans are increasingly in a goose-that-lays-the-golden-egg position, they can run and rail against the cultural atrocities of blue cities, but anything they do to hamper their economies is going to be literally self-defeating

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 28 March 2021 17:15 (four years ago)

Brookings say Biden-voting counties account for 70% of the nation's GDP: https://www.brookings.edu/blog/the-avenue/2020/11/09/biden-voting-counties-equal-70-of-americas-economy-what-does-this-mean-for-the-nations-political-economic-divide/

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 28 March 2021 17:20 (four years ago)

the subsequent three bullets from alfred's link:

The Trump loyalists and those who are aligned rooted for the anti-lockdown protestors in Michigan and saw the violence and disruption of the legislature as justified. Some pulled back when the guns threatened innocent civilians, and more when their methods seemed to be losing support for the Trump movement;

A handful of the Trump loyalists supported the January 6th insurrectionists, but most quickly concluded it was really Antifa or an inside job to make Trump supporters look bad. They normalized the insurrection, suggesting it was no different than the violence carried out by BLM and Antifa;

They worry now that it is the government that has taken the initiative on the use of force, increasing their sense of powerlessness;

they really are the victims, feel so sorry for them

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 17:22 (four years ago)

Afaics, US rural conservatives view themselves as the economic bedrock of the nation (as constantly illustrated for them by every ad for pickup trucks) and have almost zero appreciation of the extent to which urban areas directly subsidize their vital public services, such as roads and schools, not to mention generous subsidies like farm price supports, cheap grazing rights on public land, timber tax breaks, and the Mining Act of 1872.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Sunday, 28 March 2021 17:28 (four years ago)

Afaics, US rural conservatives view themselves as the economic bedrock of the nation (as constantly illustrated for them by every ad for pickup trucks) and have almost zero appreciation of the extent to which urban areas directly subsidize their vital public services, such as roads and schools, not to mention generous subsidies like farm price supports, cheap grazing rights on public land, timber tax breaks, and the Mining Act of 1872.

Well, I mean, it's not like there's an entire media infrastructure dedicated to keeping them ignorant of all that stuff...

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 28 March 2021 17:35 (four years ago)

Pay people that amount to stay home right now, and you'll stop the currently-rising hospitalisation numbers as well.

Legit curious about why you think this is what would happen, sic.

Seems like a whole lot of people are greeting isolation fatigue, loosening state-level restrictions, warm weather, and spring break as invitations to party.

How do you figure if they suddenly get a windfall of cash, they'd interpret it as an incentive to stay home, rather than an invitation to go out and party way harder?

calzone layer (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:02 (four years ago)

Yeah everyone in my hometown actually seems to believe the opposite of the truth, that outstate minnesota subsidies the wasteful, morally bankrupt sodom and gomorrah that is.... minneapolis/st.paul....when of course the opposite is true

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

The unlikely scenarios cited to explain need for an assault weapon always have the air of fantasy.

"A real big tornado happens but my house is spared! The Cops can't reach my neighborhood but a roving natural-disaster-gang can! Turns out, I'm the only one who can save the day!" https://t.co/wvcH9ArKba

— Ryan H. Walsh (@JahHills) March 28, 2021

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:37 (four years ago)

YMP - I meant in the sense of following up on her previous "calling for" and "proposing". I'm not abandoning my own 13 months of advocating restrictions, border quarantine, and other public health measures that work. In those posts the other week I noted that a three-week hard lockdown would have been effective a year ago, and a three-month managed lockdown would have gotten things significantly under control by the time the $2K monthly bill was drafted in May. Giving people an actual deadline (with a cash* payment at the end of it) would be a massive difference psychologically to "it'll be gone by Easter 2020."

(Or, I dunno, give out the $38k now but have $39K fines for people that party unmasked, so the stimulus can also start to work before summer.)

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:37 (four years ago)

What is happening in the replies here

Two weeks ago, I directed all states, tribes, and territories to make all adult Americans eligible for the vaccine no later than May 1 — and we’re already making progress. pic.twitter.com/w6Ly5AVkks

— President Biden (@POTUS) March 28, 2021

frogbs, Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:10 (four years ago)

There are millions of US voters who still think the election was fraudulent, because Trump told them it was roughly 20 times a day starting last September.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

NY in fine company with SC, AR and whichever dumb, square state that is.

What's a vaccine? (PBKR), Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

Deborah Birx tells CNN most U.S. covid deaths ‘could have been mitigated’ after first 100,000 https://t.co/bvR1Vy85P5

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 27, 2021


If only she knew someone on the inside ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:25 (four years ago)

Were those voters all French bots?

xxp

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

The Pessi (a twisted Lionel Messi) are a leaderless French Twitter mob whose sole raison d’être is raiding the accounts of public figures they dislike. They went after Biden because he’s a ‘fraud’, whatever that means.

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

I forget to mention that their golden rule is ‘no insults’.

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:42 (four years ago)

Short explainer vid here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZr2Sz3--vg

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:54 (four years ago)

Meanwhile, I am enjoying the mental image of Lindsey Graham with his AR-15, sniping through his blinds at the post-tornado pillagers. Ideally he is in a bathrobe and slippers.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:57 (four years ago)

If only she knew someone on the inside ...

White House, 2019
Proceedings of the President's Coronavirus Task Force
Pandemic Level: Code Red

BIRX: Get me a man on the inside. Get me the Chair of the President's Coronavirus Task Force, Mike Pence.
Mike Pence: ...
FAUCI: That would be Vice President Mike Pence, Chair of the President's Coronavirus Task Force. Who is sitting in his traditional and fundamentally ordained position at the head of the table.
PENCE: That's right. I am the Chair of this Task Force.
BIRX: Thank you Dr. Fauci, thank you Vice President and Chair Mike Pence. I've noticed that President Trump keeps mocking COVID and acting like it's not a big deal and blaming it on China in a racist way every single day even though everyone repeatedly keeps asking him to stop saying things that increase nationalistic and racist hatred.
PENCE: ...
MARK MEADOWS: The Vice President is deliberating. But I'd sell my soul for money at any rate, at any rate all!
BIRX: I see. Vice President, also consider that far less than 100,000 have died in the U.S., as of the morning of this very funny meeting, and there are plenty of things we could do to prevent deaths over that number. For example, one thing that keeps coming up in the research is the problem of the entire GOP and their very persecuted follower-victims being united in the idea that COVID is overblown, that the cure has become worse than the disease, that it was implanted here by a global conspiracy connected to bill gates, who is now coordinating federal officials to make sure that the vaccination death sentence "passports" will all contain the mark of the beast, that there's no way a healthy patriot could get sick from COVID, that it only takes a few months off of the lives of people in the nursing homes (god bless them), but that no one really knows anyone who's really gotten that sick from it, and it's isn't it kind of fucked up that we shut down the whole fucking world for this thing, I mean think about the damage to all of us at home, and the children who aren't going to school, as well as the coordinated globalist effort to eliminate Christianity by forbidding Christians from meeting at any place at all, only in the catacombs. Pretty much the entire GOP is saying all of that, in one form or another, and it gets way weirder than that.
PENCE: ...
MEADOWS: The President of the United States. Is in the building! He just got back from the clubhouse and Christie says he is in a very, very good mood!!
PENCE: The President. My new mother.
PENCE and MEADOWS together: Our better mother.
BIRX: Isn't there an Admiral that is connected with this team? Or the Surgeon General guy, he seems pretty with it! How can we mitigate these completely preventable deaths over the next year? We need to do something!
ADMIRAL and SURGEON GENERAL carry Dr FAUCI off stage, through the seats and out of the back of the auditorium. Audience plants throughout the audience cheer and support and livestream FAUCI's exit

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 20:10 (four years ago)

White House, 2020

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 20:10 (four years ago)

the coverup has started

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 28 March 2021 20:13 (four years ago)

i don't even know what you're talking about in the first place, i was never here

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 20:14 (four years ago)

Can someone explain to me why the Internet is mad at Elizabeth Warren this time? Is it really because she sassed the Amazon Twitter account?

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Sunday, 28 March 2021 22:30 (four years ago)

To be clear, Senators shouldn’t threaten to muzzle dissenting voices but all of this appears to be in the context of antitrust proceedings and am I wrong for thinking that context has a material impact on the tenor of her comments?

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Sunday, 28 March 2021 22:33 (four years ago)

lol remember a little over a year ago when Sanders vs. Warren consumed us

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 March 2021 22:46 (four years ago)

sure, but life moves on. among other things, first we had to endure Super Tuesday, then the world came down with covid19

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Sunday, 28 March 2021 23:07 (four years ago)

Oh I get it now

New: Amazon's Twitter war with @berniesanders & @SenWarren came after Jeff Bezos expressed dissatisfaction with the company not pushing back aggressively on criticism execs feel is inaccurate or misleading, Recode has learnedhttps://t.co/bxapcGeeck

— Jason Del Rey (@DelRey) March 28, 2021

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Sunday, 28 March 2021 23:10 (four years ago)

Who's mad at Elizabeth Warren right now besides Jeff Bezos?

jaymc, Monday, 29 March 2021 00:49 (four years ago)

It was some inartful phrasing. "... And fight to break up Big Tech so you’re not powerful enough to heckle senators with snotty tweets.”

Like, that's just a dumb thing to say. You don't have to be powerful to heckle senators with snotty tweets. The internet does it all day every day. And it does sound pretty censorious. But I don't think it's going to lose Warren a lot of friends or anything.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 29 March 2021 04:35 (four years ago)

yes and in general senators are not really the first victims of big tech overreach that anybody should be worrying about!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 March 2021 08:04 (four years ago)

All I know is that I was scrolling through the timeline and Devin Nunes' Cow (I know) was comparing her to Nunes and I was like "uh where is this coming from"

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 29 March 2021 13:21 (four years ago)

Thinking creatively!

Axios: Schumer believes he has a route to move additional bills by simple majority.

Schumer aides argued to the parliamentarian that revising this year's budget resolution could "trigger an additional set of reconciliation instructions," which would allow further 50-50 votes.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 29, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 March 2021 14:08 (four years ago)

NY in fine company with SC, AR and whichever dumb, square state that is.

― What's a vaccine? (PBKR), Sunday, March 28, 2021 12:16 PM (yesterday)

I kinda feel like they are being realistic though, whereas my fine state of CA is just like, "sure everyone is eligible as of April 15th" ... not that it reflects whether everyone is actually going to get it any time soon

sarahell, Monday, 29 March 2021 15:43 (four years ago)

lmao

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/upshot/trump-biden-geography-quiz.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

clicking through these, being unable to visually decipher which of these neighborhoods are heavy trump zones vs heavy biden zones, i feel like there is a subtle lesson here. the american education system is broken

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:02 (four years ago)

Karl's house has the biggest-ass American flag.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:10 (four years ago)

for a while I was going off of whether the visible cars were foreign or domestic and doing pretty well ...

sarahell, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

this graph is incredible. you never see lines that straight!

This chart shows that trend in aggregate: the closer to 50-50 the vote was, the harder time people had guessing it right. (Astonishingly linear btw!)https://t.co/o5NBvoj7U7 pic.twitter.com/6oWnXEyjCJ

— Kevin Quealy (@KevinQ) March 29, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:22 (four years ago)

I didn't even try to guess; I just hit the Biden button for every one and was right about 50% of the time.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

lol same, only I hit the Trump button

fun fact: all but two of the Trump neighborhoods I got were in Ohio

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:35 (four years ago)

If you see flags, it's Trump.

I also missed a neighborhood 5 minutes from me, lol.

What's a vaccine? (PBKR), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:47 (four years ago)

kind of curious about those extreme outliers

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:51 (four years ago)

i saw flags but it was biden (massachussetts)

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

not really familar with the trump / biden signifiers of the northeast but other than that i did pretty good

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

If you see flags, it's Trump.

I also missed a neighborhood 5 minutes from me, lol.

― What's a vaccine? (PBKR

um not really? I thought so with the first slide. Turned out to be a Biden district.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:56 (four years ago)

I’d say those fascist thin blue line flags are probs a pretty good Trump indicator, but I didn’t see any...

horseshoe, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:57 (four years ago)

kind of curious about those extreme outliers

― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, March 29, 2021 1:51 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think one of them is bay ridge brooklyn

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 March 2021 18:00 (four years ago)

NEW: The initial draft infrastructure proposal circulated at the White House called for $3T in spending & $1T in tax hikes, per 3 sources familiar

But this week, White House expected to push ~$4T in spending & as much as $3.5T in tax hikeshttps://t.co/eSUt55MX8B

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 29, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 March 2021 18:00 (four years ago)

it's almost impressive how creative people (white men) can be with their thin blue line themed death cult fascist bumper stickers and paraphernalia. like, a skull, with a beard, with a gun, with a helmet, against blue and black stripes. like damn you sure love all the death-related stuff! at least all the giant trump flags are finally gone.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 18:04 (four years ago)

i think one of them is bay ridge brooklyn

Yeah I got this one, clicked Biden and was corrected.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 29 March 2021 18:10 (four years ago)

We took the quiz and kind of defaulted palm trees and pick ups =Trump, which was generally correct. There were a few that made us pick Trump because it looked pretty rural, but we were sometimes wrong with those. Though of the ones we were wrong on it was often a place where one or the other won by 1%.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 March 2021 18:50 (four years ago)

I got 20/21, only one or two legit "guesses."

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 29 March 2021 19:09 (four years ago)

There's the one photo with no houses, just a wooded area (houses are there, you have to scroll around) and I'm like, I don't know how Mr. and Mrs. Woodchuck voted.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 29 March 2021 20:39 (four years ago)

mr. and mrs. woodchuck voted for donald j. trump, i'm sad to report

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 20:46 (four years ago)

their son woodchuck todd doesn't vote to maintain a veneer of objectivity

voodoo chili, Monday, 29 March 2021 20:56 (four years ago)

Don't know if this is the right thread but:

BREAKING: Arkansas has become the first state to ban health care for trans youth.

— ACLU (@ACLU) March 29, 2021

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 00:17 (four years ago)

On Monday morning, Fox announced a new paid contributor to the channel: Trump's daughter-in-law, Lara Trump.

“Welcome to the family,” “Fox & Friends” co-host Ainsley Earhardt said to Lara Trump when announcing her new role.

“I sort of feel like I’ve been an unofficial member of the team for so long,” Lara Trump replied, capturing the state of affairs quite accurately.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 05:14 (four years ago)

also, philip bump sucks

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 05:15 (four years ago)

lol okay

NEW: Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) has privately told confidants he's seriously considering not seeking re-election and possibly leaving Congress early for a job at Newsmax, three sources with direct knowledge of the talks tell @axios https://t.co/ILFDBefB0w

— Alayna Treene (@alaynatreene) March 30, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 15:15 (four years ago)

pay and benefits and exposure are likely better, this guy has no interest in public service

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 15:18 (four years ago)

Yeah, I mean, why would you not do this? The only part of the job these guys like is strutting in public and why would they not take a gig that has that without the annoyance of having to campaign, etc. Ron Johnson could end up there too.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 15:22 (four years ago)

OANanism

anecdotal certainly but not nothing (stevie), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 15:39 (four years ago)

gaetz is gonna pull a palin, huh

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 15:47 (four years ago)

who is the youngest fascist in congress, madison cawthorne? put him on the show, too. dude doesn't even have a policy team in DC; they straight up replaced it with a "communications team"

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 15:48 (four years ago)

I've said this before, and I usually don't say this sort of thing, but I wish that little fascist shit Cawthorn had died in that car accident. We'd all be better off.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 16:07 (four years ago)

speaking of which, one of the quiz images was mostly a cemetery and I was like, "Is this a trick question?"

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 16:11 (four years ago)

Id also be ok w him surviving the car crash but with his pretty face smashed to bits

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 16:19 (four years ago)

I’ve probably said this before but the best thing you could do w “Madison” “Cawthorn” (jfc) is to roll him and Greg Abbot down a ramp and off a cliff and see who gets the most distance

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 16:51 (four years ago)

^and I say this kind of thing all the time, which is why most people related to me or attended the same high school have unfollowed me on social media

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 16:54 (four years ago)

Since $150K is too much for a stimulus check, and anything less than $400K is too middle class for a tax hike, let’s do SALT cap repeal but start the phase out at $150K and cap it at $400K. That way maybe 200 households can save approximately nothing and we can call it a day. pic.twitter.com/0oEWAAya7S

— Dan Riffle (@DanRiffle) March 30, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 17:45 (four years ago)

another reason for electoral reform is how fucking stupid it makes an HR position. for some it seems youre just a beggar swearing to vote for your donors, esp if you're GOP. and fine, 'twas ever thus,' but it's now more thus than ever.

would be better just to make a big profile in social media and then run for senate or pres

and yeah it's not like the senatros are immune, but at least 6 yrs is some space in which to reaaaally beg big.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 17:54 (four years ago)

Biden named judges

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 18:07 (four years ago)

re Gaetz: quitting Congress to OAN the libs, surely?

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 18:09 (four years ago)

IIRC, Ketanji Brown Jackson, nominated to fill Merrick Garland's seat on the DC Circuit, is viewed as a likely SCOTUS nominee for Biden (should Breyer come to his senses).

jaymc, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 18:13 (four years ago)

maybe Clarence Thomas can cough on him

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 18:13 (four years ago)

I don't know her but multiple friends of mine do and say she is amazing

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

The first year of a president's term going back to at least Reagan (with both Bushes the exception; Souter didn't replace Brennan until 1990, and Junior didn't get Roberts until 2005) has had a SCOTUS nominee step down. Let's hope Breyer doesn't break this proud tradition.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 18:23 (four years ago)

er a SCOTUS justice step down

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 18:24 (four years ago)

i don't even get what that tweet re SALT cap repeal is trying to say ... there are ways around it that affluent people with greater financial literacy and resources use, so it ends up being like the PPP loans, where existing social inequities are amplified. ... On a conceptual level, the reason these deductions exist(ed) in tax code is the principle against double taxation. It is why you have "other state" tax credits, the foreign earned income exclusion, and a credit for foreign tax paid.

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 19:33 (four years ago)

Gaetz is considering a new job? Gee, I wonder why...

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/30/us/politics/matt-gaetz-sex-trafficking-investigation.html

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 21:57 (four years ago)

“I have a suspicion that someone is trying to recategorize my generosity to ex-girlfriends as something more untoward.”

uh?

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

I hope this doesn't hurt Nestor's feelings too much

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:02 (four years ago)

Best part of the Gaetz piece is when he starts referencing crimes they weren't even asking about

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) March 30, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:09 (four years ago)

In 2017, Mr. Gaetz was the only member of Congress to vote against a law that gave the federal government more power and money to fight human trafficking.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:10 (four years ago)

Ask and you shall receive

Deal. I want Gaetzgate. https://t.co/MB8sYjwJcT

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) March 25, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:20 (four years ago)

I like how Elongate is a...word. but gaetz just takes it as "part of his name", so he responds with his own name+gate, without even bothering with wordplay. i'd expect this out of lesser reps but COME ON matt gaetz, you know better!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:24 (four years ago)

I say we change Florida’s welcome signs to this 👇 https://t.co/w1eBUvvg8F

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) August 12, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:29 (four years ago)

lol

oh fuck

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) March 30, 2021

JoeStork, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:31 (four years ago)

It is pure

good luck buddy pic.twitter.com/g5amFeEVLL

— sonia (@soniasaraiya) March 30, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:33 (four years ago)

"I only know that it has to do with women," Gaetz told The Times. "I have a suspicion that someone is trying to recategorize my generosity to ex-girlfriends as something more untoward."

Ok.. so you're 38 and your ex girlfriend is 17? How old was she when you were a couple?
Down in a hole and he keeps digging.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:41 (four years ago)

When it's all going REAL great

https://www.axios.com/matt-gaetz-sexual-misconduct-investigation-2755fd4f-f72e-4283-b8ac-9233c952b914.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:45 (four years ago)

..the alleged extortion scheme, which he claimed was being run by a former DOJ employee.

There's that dirty Deep State, up to their old hijinks

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:50 (four years ago)

Just a hunch: Greenberg flipped on Matt Gaetz. https://t.co/dTSzvJupCL

— julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) March 30, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:53 (four years ago)

Hahah ohhhh dear.

hey good solid job making shit worse on yourself here columbo https://t.co/6PiaCKbsCp

— kilgore trout, a student of martial arts (@KT_So_It_Goes) March 30, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 22:58 (four years ago)

I enjoyed this photo choice

#BREAKING: Matt Gaetz under investigation for alleged sexual relations with 17-year-old: report https://t.co/3zgiNjNHxZ pic.twitter.com/gcL6kgCyJz

— The Hill (@thehill) March 30, 2021

rob, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:02 (four years ago)

HOW does this bitch not have a lawyer handling these requests for comment https://t.co/Ieo77q7g1k

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) March 30, 2021

this statement seems like it might a bad idea

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:09 (four years ago)

"definitely"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:09 (four years ago)

As a former president notes:

Note that Gaetz is a lawyer, still licensed in Florida, apparently. The splash you heard is his own lawyer throwing himself into Biscayne Bay. https://t.co/0fI8k6U20l

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 30, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:10 (four years ago)

"threatening to smear my name"

consider it smeared

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:16 (four years ago)

I like how Elongate is a...word. but gaetz just takes it as "part of his name", so he responds with his own name+gate, without even bothering with wordplay. i'd expect this out of lesser reps but COME ON matt gaetz, you know better!

Gates-gate though, tbf to this pea-brained sex criminal.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:18 (four years ago)

Why hasn’t Matt Gertz legally changed his name yet?

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:25 (four years ago)

popcorn.gif

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:27 (four years ago)

Must vom TV

Rep. Matt Gaetz will be on Tucker Carlson Tonight on Fox News

— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) March 30, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:35 (four years ago)

ilxor jjjusten memorably described Gaetz as "a bag of rabid rats dumped into a human skin suit"

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:37 (four years ago)

He's gonna go on FOX to explain why he wants a job at Newsmax - got it

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:45 (four years ago)

Oh shit I might have to watch tucker tonight

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:45 (four years ago)

What a night for g gordon liddy to croak

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:52 (four years ago)

I don't doubt that Gaetz is working with a FL FBI office to try and come up with something on the victim. These local offices often are way more political than the DC leadership (cf. Giuliani using his NY FBI office connections from SDNY days to investigate Hilary, among other things).

the last unvaccinated motherfucker on earth (PBKR), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:59 (four years ago)

I really don’t think Matt Gaetz committed “sex trafficking” even if he is guilty of exactly what the NYT describes. And in fact, the age of consent is 16 or 17 in the vast majority of states.

— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) March 30, 2021

Yes I am in fact a libertarian thank you for pointing that out

— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) March 30, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:00 (four years ago)

Well shit if that guy is cool with it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:02 (four years ago)

Rep. Matt Gaetz will be on Tucker Carlson Tonight on Fox News

— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) March 30, 2021

Looking forward to Greenwald and Taibbi becoming rabid Gaetz defenders.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:09 (four years ago)

Matt Gaetz's campaign didn't spend any money on legal fees in the 2020 cycle until July, shortly after his associate Joel Greenberg was indicted. His campaign spent $64K on legal consulting over the last 5 months of the year. pic.twitter.com/oTFafdUazD

— Karl Evers-Hillstrom (@KarlMEvers) March 30, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:23 (four years ago)

Man, these people are so fucking weird

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:24 (four years ago)

The Republican Poseurs Who Claim to Be True Texans

Earlier this week, a campaign video emerged out of Texas showing a brawny bull-rider trying to buck his way into Congress. The ad, featuring Republican candidate and former professional wrestler Dan Rodimer, checked all the Republican boxes, from complaints about “communism” to whingeing about how Democrats “hate our way of life.” “Commies in D.C. are ruining America,” railed Rodimer, claiming the time had come to “make America Texas again.” For good measure, Rodimer referred to himself in the third person as “Big Dan.”

...

“Originally from New Jersey, Rodimer attended a preparatory school in the suburbs before moving to Florida for college and law school,” the Post wrote, while noting Rodimer’s buttoned-up, mild-mannered campaign ads from just a year before, when he ran for Congress in Nevada. Trading his starched polo for a 10-gallon hat and replacing his meek voice with a half-baked impression of Doc Holliday, Rodimer had refashioned himself as a cosplay cowboy—one who’d firmly back the kinds of illiberal, authoritarian policies swiftly rising in popularity on the Texas right.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:26 (four years ago)

“The Justice Department regularly prosecutes such cases, and offenders often receive severe sentences.”

Good sentence.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:43 (four years ago)

One (admittedly minor) thing about the Rodimer story... they've been married for three? or four? years. Going off the bit where his "then-girlfriend now-wife" called 911 on him.

They have six children.

calzone layer (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:48 (four years ago)

Thread of him denying stuff he hasn’t been accused of etc.

Matt Gaetz vows to Tucker Carlson he didn't "travel" with a 17-year-old, but his denial seems pretty specific and carefully worded pic.twitter.com/emGePJeVfV

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 31, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:58 (four years ago)

Wow. Back from commercial, Tucker Carlson proclaims that the interview he just conducted with Gaetz was "one of the weirdest interviews I've ever conducted." pic.twitter.com/85Fnyv4Km9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 31, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 00:59 (four years ago)

Lol at “I’m not the only person on screen right now who has been accused of a horrible sex crime”

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 02:23 (four years ago)

Natch

For some reason, QAnon people are refusing to take their dream scenario coming true — a sitting congressman being investigated for child trafficking — at face value. They love Gaetz’s inscrutable double agent story because it sounds like 5D chess.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) March 31, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 02:54 (four years ago)

Otoh Qanon is def concerned with ‘face value’

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 02:57 (four years ago)

Biden Wants to Pay for Infrastructure Plan With 15 Years of Corporate Taxes

Oh?

The president will propose using the revenue from increasing corporate taxes to pay for eight years of ambitious spending on roads, bridges, utilities and other needs.

oh!

Mr. Biden’s proposals include raising the corporate tax rate to 28 percent from 21 percent and efforts to force multinational corporations to pay significantly more in tax to the United States on profits they earn and book overseas. The corporate tax rate had been cut under President Donald J. Trump from 35 percent to 21 percent.

....oh

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 06:08 (four years ago)

He could attach the next 7% to a different spending priority, there’s a certain amount of logic to that

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 06:48 (four years ago)

THREAD — Reporters toured the temporary border facility in Donna, TX today.

The Biden admin allowed pooled coverage for the first time.

We saw a “pod” designed for 32 migrant children under CDC guidelines now holding 615.

The facility is at 1700% pandemic capacity.

📸:TV Pool pic.twitter.com/cJTPUAxXmc

— Nicole Sganga (@NicoleSganga) March 30, 2021

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 10:49 (four years ago)

*winces*

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 11:10 (four years ago)

are they going to get a handle on this or what? I know it's a fucked situation and nothing new but they have to do better than that.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 13:35 (four years ago)

is it still naive and unfair to blame this administraton for keeping children in concentration camps?

nothing (Left), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 13:48 (four years ago)

there definitely is a middle ground between "OMG WE ARE BEING INVADED AND OVERRUN BY IMMAGRANTS" and "move along, nothing to see here"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 13:51 (four years ago)

the middle ground being "fuck the border" right?

nothing (Left), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 14:08 (four years ago)

sounds good to me

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 14:39 (four years ago)

I love how AOC said that people criticizing the Biden admin for keeping kids in cages are operating from a privileged position, when months ago under a different president, she was fine with calling them concentration camps. It's almost as if she doesn't care about these kids!

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:01 (four years ago)

Yeah, sure, she doesn't care, you nailed it.

jaymc, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:07 (four years ago)

I'm pretty sure she does actually care, but keep on being purely equivalency-forward in your thinking, it helps everyone maintain the belief that being a good person means all contradictions magically vanish from your life... provides a much easier environment for the disingenuous.

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:10 (four years ago)

Talk about projection

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:12 (four years ago)

"You see, if we do it, it's okay, and you can't criticize us"

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:13 (four years ago)

GTFOH with that two-faced disingenuous bullshit

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:13 (four years ago)

OK, but I'm going to stick with assuming that AOC's beliefs align with mine and she is doing what she can to address the inhumane conditions at the border.

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:19 (four years ago)

except for the political cost, i'm not sure why FEMA isn't dispatched to build temporary housing tbh

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:27 (four years ago)

FEMA has been involved since mid-March.

bulb after bulb, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

okay... and why is that not addressing the problem? brb, gonna read a bit.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:54 (four years ago)

seems to be a question of prioritizing allocation of resources, a problem that varies radically in size depending on numerous exigencies, a lack of competency and compassion from local/federal officials and general political quagmire? also doesn't seem clear quite what FEMA is doing at the moment.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:58 (four years ago)

One might assume that the Trump administration weakened infrastructure and judicial/legal capability for processing amnesty cases when everyone knew these things needed strengthening, intentionally creating a crisis in order to rally the base, and when he lost the election, Trump deliberately left Biden a pile of shit to sort out and fix, and it’s the kind of thing that can’t just be fixed on Day 1! Cue the media stories and finger pointing as this becomes Biden’s fault!

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:08 (four years ago)

Watch as Democrats do the GOP’s messaging work for them!

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:09 (four years ago)

it's not his fault but it is for sure his mess to clean up in a way that is not atrocious. The media fucking sucks and we all know that, they are going to gravitate to whatever pulls ratings and grabs attention.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

Stunning to see corporate owned media seeking to distract from progressive legislative priorities. Obviously this is a humanitarian crisis but who are we to say this isn’t being fixed as quickly as possible? Let’s just speculate that nothing is being done!

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:23 (four years ago)

It isn't being fixed as quickly as possible, and the Biden administration continues to deport people needlessly.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:27 (four years ago)

It's also disgraceful that every time people come at Biden from the left, people say we're "doing the Right's work for them." Give me a break.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:29 (four years ago)

Obviously this is a humanitarian crisis but who are we to say this isn’t being fixed as quickly as possible?

holy shit haha

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:30 (four years ago)

Sorry, carry on speculating, this is fruitful. What is being done? What isn’t being done? What should be done and how? Is that already being done? Are you sure?

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

sounds like you're out of the loop

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:35 (four years ago)

you're right we should have been down there with Ted Cruz to investigate for ourselves xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

From what I know about the details, which I admit is very little, I can't disprove the assertion that "it isn't being fixed as quickly as possible", but from what I am being told in this thread, nobody here is backing up that assertion with even one instance of what could be done, why it is certainly possible to do it under the fiscal, legal and administrative constraints that the Biden administration must observe, yet the administration has chosen not to do it.

holy shit haha

this argument is known as "appeal to prejudice"

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:42 (four years ago)

Exactly, thank you

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:44 (four years ago)

Just because Biden isn’t laying all his cards on the table right now and giving us the details of his plan doesn’t mean he is twiddling his thumbs, or doesn’t have a plan, or is being actively malicious.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

And who the f knows what kind of land mines the Trump admin left for them that they have to deal with first. Count me as very suspicious of the current narrative. Sorry for taking that out on anyone here.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

I heard immigration reporter Dara Lind explain the situation on a podcast recently, but all I really took away was "It's complicated."

jaymc, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

GET THE KIDS OUT OF THE GODDAMNED CAGES

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:04 (four years ago)

that "simple" enough for you

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

I love how AOC said that people criticizing the Biden admin for keeping kids in cages are operating from a privileged position

when/where did she say that?

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

In the official rag of the DSA (puke), she was asked:

"Some on the Left have looked at Biden’s record and his difference with the Bernie wing of the party, and they conclude that no progress is going to come out of the Biden administration. What’s your view?”

She replied:

"Well, I think it’s a really privileged critique. We’re gonna have to focus on solidarity with one another, developing our senses for good faith critique and bad faith critique. Because bad faith critique can destroy everything that we have built so swiftly. And we know this because it has in the past, and it’s taken us so many decades to get to this point. We do not have the time or the luxury to entertain bad faith actors in our movement."

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:09 (four years ago)

hm? is she directly referencing the current situation in that quote?

Nhex, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

that "simple" enough for you

if that were the sum total of your position, then I doubt anyone here would have the slightest grounds for disagreement. you reached beyond that and were called on to back up what you stated as true. that may anger you, but it is a legit response.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

That's a moronic Beltway question for starters.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:12 (four years ago)

So:

- The official rag of the DSA is bullshit
- AOC is bullshit
- Biden is bullshit

Am I missing anything?

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

tbh I have my own personal sympathies here, but I feel like almost all of these kinds of arguments boil down to a repeating cycle of:

A: we should be focusing on the principle
B: we should be focusing on the process
A: sounds like you're letting Dems off the hook for not changing things
B: sounds like you're ignoring the incremental way that political change works
A: political change won't happen if you don't stand up for principles
B: political change won't happen if you write off the process
A: fuck you
B: fuck you

rob, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:27 (four years ago)

I'm mostly unclear on why my default assumption should be that Biden is doing his best/trying to do what's right/fix[ing things] as quickly as possible. Nothing in his five decade political career has earned him the benefit of the doubt.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:32 (four years ago)

after waltzing into a bunch of climate change deniers after making a comment on a post from my region's national weather service account on facebook, i'm in a "just choppy choppy the white people over 50" kinda mood.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:33 (four years ago)

I 100% agree with getting kids out of cages, overcrowded temporary housing, etc. Where should they go? What is your policy recommendation and how would you enact it? Can you ensure their safety and well-being as part of your plan? Let’s have some damned substance here.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:34 (four years ago)

No one here makes policy, Big Donebb

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:34 (four years ago)

Map I am not quite at 50 yet but I say fuck that generalized sentiment

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:35 (four years ago)

"This situation isn't right" and "the most powerful human being on the planet should be doing better" do not demand that Joe Schmoe have a comprehensive plan that's better. Joe Schmoe isn't President, isn't even in the House of Representatives.

It's on the President to be telling us exactly what the fuck is going on and what he's doing to improve things - rather than blocking media access to the camps.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:36 (four years ago)

milo fuck that as well, I have been here for 10+ years under this name alone

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:36 (four years ago)

I am just asking where you would put the kids

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:37 (four years ago)

The Four Seasons.

It's more important that we know where Joe Biden wants to put the kids and why they're not there, though.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

To clarify the above, I also did not have a different name >10 years ago, I just was not here.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

So it sounds like the problem is that Joe Biden isn’t walking us through his plans and the roadblocks he is facing- not that he isn’t working to make things better.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:44 (four years ago)

Yes, but the problem is that without the former, we can't disprove the latter. And like milo I don't see any particular reason to extend the benefit of the doubt that he is working on it. I'm also not going to assume he's sitting in the Oval laughing over photos of imprisoned kids but still.

rob, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:49 (four years ago)

just ftr this is what AOC actually said about kids in cages:

This is not okay, never has been okay, never will be okay - no matter the administration or party. https://t.co/AEV7s7QQnB

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 23, 2021

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:52 (four years ago)

Of course that's what she actually said about kids in cages. We all knew this and this is why table's nonsense is indistinguishable from right-wing talking points. If you don't like that characterization of your words, don't make it an easy one to make.

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

Where should they go? What is your policy recommendation and how would you enact it? Can you ensure their safety and well-being as part of your plan? Let’s have some damned substance here.

They should go to relatives in the US, whether those relatives are undocumented or not. They should all be given citizenship. If relatives are not able to be found here, then attempt contact with families in home country to see what the family there wishes. If that can't happen, then allow for adoption by families and communities, and KEEP TRACK OF THE KIDS so that families might be able to locate them in the future. If all else fails, put them all up in any number of vacant luxury hotels, condos, apartment buildings, or office parks. Plop down some yurts on the front lawn of the White House. Move some into the Biden residence in Delaware.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

And to be clear, the bone I am picking here is not "why aren't you extending Biden the benefit of the doubt", it's "why are you turning on one of the few people in a position of power who has more consistently done the right thing in her career than not in a manner that makes you sound like Tucker Carlson"

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:58 (four years ago)

Sorry, saying stuff on Twitter doesn't mean shit to me.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 19:01 (four years ago)

tables--why are they so hard to impress?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 19:03 (four years ago)

It would be nice to see more concrete action from AOC - and far more importantly, Bernie - on the matter, rather than disapproving tweets (which are getting ever more tedious). Block every Biden nominee until we know what the plan is, Bernie.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 19:04 (four years ago)

So, as is often the case, I will acknowledge that yes, AOC does care about the kids in cages. You got me there, DJP.

That said, posting stuff on Twitter and other social media doesn't mean much if the kids aren't out of the cages.

At a certain point, I've become exhausted by what feels like the 'mainstream left' essentially running a good optics campaign and then coming up with no results, and always with excuses...some valid, and some quite laughable.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 19:11 (four years ago)

Also, since Rob is right, I'm going to once again silence myself here for a bit.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 19:14 (four years ago)

If all else fails, put them all up in any number of vacant luxury hotels, condos, apartment buildings, or office parks.

I disagree with "if all else fails."

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 19:49 (four years ago)

If you can roll out vaccines at the rate the US is doing then taking care of those kids shouldn’t be too much of a difficulty. I’m usually an increments/compromise/slow process advocate but I fail to see how it applies to actual children in prisons.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 19:56 (four years ago)

I'm pretty sure I read that the process actually is to match up unaccompanied minors with relatives but the relatives have to be vetted. How they are "vetted", I don't know, and that's probably part of the problem. I think it (currently) doesn't matter if the relatives are citizens or not.

Warning, from bourgeois pigs at CNN:

Typically, after being taken into Border Patrol custody, unaccompanied children have to be turned over within 72 hours to the Department of Health and Human Services, which is tasked with the care of migrant children.
HHS was until recently running their shelters at partial capacity to maintain Covid-19 distancing protocols, which had limited its ability to accept children within those first three days. This has forced children to wait in jail-like conditions at Border Patrol adult facilities for longer than the three-day legal limit. ...

It will take time to reunite them with a family member or release them to another appropriate sponsor. But that can take months. By the summer of 2020, the children remaining in custody had been in HHS care for nearly a year on average. The average length of stay for a child in HHS custody is currently 34 days, an administration official said.
HHS has released 131,800 children to US-based sponsors between October 2017 through January 2021. Of those, 43% were discharged to a parent or other legal guardian, 47% were sponsored by another immediate relative, and 10% were released to a distant relative or an unrelated sponsor.

In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 19:59 (four years ago)

Not defending it, just wanted to find an explanation of current procedure.

In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

The Pentagon could stave off calls from Democrats to slash defense spending by developing innovative climate technology, House Armed Services Chairman Adam Smith said. https://t.co/imowAMFPJV

— Bloomberg Government (@BGOV) March 29, 2021

All bombs will be recyclable.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:04 (four years ago)

https://www.congress.gov/member/alexandria-ocasio-cortez/O000172?q=%7B%22sponsorship%22%3A%22sponsored%22%7D

It looks like she had several amendments on immigration vetoed in the 116th Congress and a bill against denying federal aid to people based on immigration status that was introduced. Most of the legislation she directly sponsored in the 117th Congress has been around housing and COVID relief. She is a cosponsor on this bill from Jayapal Pramila:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/2222?s=5&r=3

This bill from Ayanna Pressley, which she cosponsored, may also apply; the text isn't available yet:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/1706/text?r=20&s=5

She is also a cosponsor on this bill from Judy Chu, which also doesn't have available text yet but certainly seems pertinent based on the title:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/1333?s=5&r=37

She is a cosponsor of this bill from Grace Meng:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/1308/text?r=39&s=5

There are more, but the broader point is that she is putting forward and cosigning legislation focused on these issues. I stopped scrolling so I didn't find a specific bill closing the detention centers. I am sure one exists and that she is cosponsoring it. In terms of what her job is, she is doing what she is supposed to do. In terms of activities outside of her job, she is agitating against senators and executives who are not moving to help the people in these detention centers and is reflecting and amplifying the voices of her constituents on the matter. It would be viscerally exciting to see her pulling down walls and leading people out of the detention centers but she isn't doing that.

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:06 (four years ago)

Green up that peace dividend, Pentagon!

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:08 (four years ago)

yeah, they are going to unveil terrifying geoengineering technology, like sulfurous clouds and things

treeship., Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:08 (four years ago)

the war on clouds must be fought and won

so tonight that I might ramona quimby (f. hazel), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:09 (four years ago)

This thread is a toxic cloud.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:23 (four years ago)

Fox anchor: AOC says we shouldn't use the term invasion to describe migrants, "WHO IS USING THOSE WORDS?"

Previously on Fox:
Host: We're seeing an all out invasion on our southern border

Guest: We are seeing an invasion

Host: We got a massive invasion

Guest: It is an invasion pic.twitter.com/It4nNuAMen

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) March 31, 2021

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:41 (four years ago)

wonder if they will implement their incredibly popular policies...

Buried in the new Morning Consult/Politico poll is an eye-popping statistic: Voters by a 2-to-1 margin prefer a $3 trillion infrastructure bill that includes tax hikes on $400K+ and corporations over one that excludes those tax hikes.

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 31, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 21:00 (four years ago)

Meantime, oops.

More alleged deets on fed probe: Doc obtained by @dcexaminer states that Gaetz is “under investigation by the FBI for various public corruption and public integrity issues” and alleges that the FBI is aware of photos depicting Gaetz in a “sexual orgy with underage prostitutes.”

— Daniel Chaitin (@danielchaitin7) March 31, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 22:05 (four years ago)

"sexual orgy" is way too funny a phrase to use in this context

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 22:07 (four years ago)

I can’t believe this tweet is still up https://t.co/rOb8jQLIau

— Lisa Snowden (@LisaMcCray) March 31, 2021

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 22:13 (four years ago)

Somehow this is all getting even STUPIDER

BREAKING: Documents suggest that Rep. Matt Gaetz’s father was told his son’s legal problems could go away if he gave $25 million to help secure the release of Iranian hostage Bob Levinson https://t.co/59oUJJWMbc

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 31, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 22:27 (four years ago)

Among the many questions that now remain unanswered is why the family’s lawyer was then involved in discussions of a possible rescue plan as recently as this month hunt3r or anyone in the us of a read all this. Just let him swing, you fucks.” part of me just wants to see if the html signalling works.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Thursday, 1 April 2021 00:07 (four years ago)

It didn’t. my advice? the same.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Thursday, 1 April 2021 00:08 (four years ago)

Who could have foreseen any of this from someone who looks and carries himself like someone playing the devil on a tv show

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 April 2021 00:35 (four years ago)

Good description of him in today’s tabs: the villainous real-estate developer in a live action Minecraft movie

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 April 2021 00:41 (four years ago)

He could attach the next 7% to a different spending priority, there’s a certain amount of logic to that

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, March 31, 2021 5:48 PM (yesterday)

keep 'em coming

Some context on how Biden plans to fund his infrastructure package. pic.twitter.com/0U5zuXEhaI

— Justin Wolfers (@JustinWolfers) March 31, 2021

nb: "Lemme add an important qualifier: This graph shows statutory tax rates, while for corporate taxes, the proliferation of loopholes means that it's often more important to focus on effective rates, which are often a lot lower (and have fallen more over time)."

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2021 00:48 (four years ago)

The move to claw back offshore corporate income seems like a big deal. Dunno if it’s worth more than going back to where we were 4 years ago but it’s not nothing.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 April 2021 00:54 (four years ago)

I'm highly sceptical of anything coming of it, obv, but yes big if true.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2021 01:07 (four years ago)

yeah it's a big deal simply because it's something where there used to be nothing, but it's not nearly enough, like rumors of a potential goal in a football match where the other side has 200 points and gains five every quarter.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 1 April 2021 01:15 (four years ago)

cool thanks

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2021 02:06 (four years ago)

I've never seen the point in "believing" in politicians, for their momentary convictions must align with mine; but this desiccated piece of shit called Joe Biden seems to have seized a liberal moment with less temerity than I expected exactly a year ago.

Sure, I keep my expectations low because I didn't think Joe Biden would do it. I'm a Warren/Sanders guy, and I suspect they would've handled these legislative battles less effectively.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2021 02:11 (four years ago)

This is where my expectations were before the election, so he’s exceeded those!

It's been just seven months since Biden's advisor Ted Kaufman told the WSJ that the "pantry" would be "bare" in 2021 and Biden would "have limited funds to do what we’re going to do.”https://t.co/jCpengF7Ux https://t.co/D181grr7Bv

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) March 31, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 April 2021 02:37 (four years ago)

Yeah, same, I did not expect a flipped Senate. Thk u ATL.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 April 2021 03:33 (four years ago)

The cartoonishly scandalous perception of Gaetz is so commonplace that sometimes it’s visible, literally, in the halls of Congress. A Hill source sent The Daily Beast a photo of a trash bin outside Gaetz's office as lawmakers cleared out their offices at the end of a recent session. At the top of the heap was an empty Costco-size box of “Bareskin” Trojan condoms.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:14 (four years ago)

Now lock thread

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:14 (four years ago)

an empty Costco-size box of “Bareskin” Trojan condoms: us politics april etc

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:22 (four years ago)

who uses condoms to masturbate

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:27 (four years ago)

Vaccines, Infrastructure, and Kids In Cages: US Politics April 2021

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:31 (four years ago)


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