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big huge pulsating genius

bob zemko (bob), Friday, 15 November 2002 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

ichi the killer, house of the katakuris, dead or alive trilogy, visitor Q, audition

bob zemko (bob), Friday, 15 November 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

WUV

bob zemko (bob), Friday, 15 November 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Audition was amazing.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 15 November 2002 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Loved Audition as it's one of his more moody sensual films but the others I am less excited about. Visitor Q? Wasn't that more or less just a soap opera w/ ultimate irony of necrophilia -> family values sort of thing? It felt cheap. Ichi was a sight to behold but also sort of B and comic slapstick but w/ more bloody sensationalism. Fudoh the new gen. was fun but in similar vein. I haven't seen the Dead or Alive films which are supposed to be good, but I'm not fully convinced about Miike at the moment.

Honda (Honda), Friday, 15 November 2002 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, he's interesting at least ! It amuses me that every time I'm watching one of his films & am thinking.. uh.. please don't show this scene that might be coming up, & then of course he sticks the camera right in the middle of it, in close up ! Still, yeah, thought Audition was on one hand v. moody & effective, but on the other, over-explained the source of mademoiselle's f(*#ked-up behaviour via flashbacks, and I didn't think that was necessary.

I first saw one of his films ('La loi de la rue' in French, no idea what English title might be) at this festival in Paris & had mentioned to a Japanese friend that I was going & said she was welcome to come along.. and we had *no idea* what we were getting into ! I bet she had nightmares.. !

daria g, Friday, 15 November 2002 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

do want to see audition. oh yeah..

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 15 November 2002 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

City of Lost Souls is fantastic. On paper it sounds like a movie that's been made many times before (criminal lovers on the run), but Miike really tweaks the formula into something new.

Ichi made me feel really gross, but I'm still glad I saw it. Actually, I have the feeling this can be said for most of his films. I still haven't seen Audition though...

(The soundtrack to Ichi is also good.)

^Diego^ (dhadis), Friday, 15 November 2002 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

unnecessary, cheap: all these things are ok

bob zemko (bob), Saturday, 16 November 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I just saw Dead Or Alive: Final in the london Film Festival, and it was fantastically fun and exciting, with a ludicrous ending that you couldn't predict in a million guesses. I'd only seen Audition before, and I would have hardly believed it was the same director - I can't come up with anything at all similar about the two films.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 17 November 2002 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

oops...yeah i did see dead or alive in toronto and the house of...both are really funny. Dead or alive's ending is prob the most hilarious thing i have seen in the cinema.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 17 November 2002 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

There are three Dead Or Alive films, Julio. DOA: Final is the third of the trilogy, and I think is brand new. I suspect you saw the first - did the world get blown up?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 17 November 2002 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

i am SO broke (£14 for 7 days!)and SO angry that london flim festival is passing me by

how were the other films you've seen so far martin?

bob zemko (bob), Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I've seen 8 so far Bob. I've just got back from Punch Drunk Love, with director Paul Thomas Anderson and co-star (with Adam Sandler) Emily Watson answering questions afterwards, including one from a mad woman who thought it was too loud, and wouldn't leave this point alone, shouting out while others were asking subsequent questions. Adam Sandler is great in this, incidentally - I'd not seen him before, but had a vague negative impression based on the things he was in. I'm not sure the film settles everything and balances well, but it's full of good things.

I've enjoyed 7 out of 8 (the other was my girlfriend's choice, an okay Argentine flick), mostly Oriental films, which is my big specialist interest. The two I've looked forward to most are tomorrow and Tuesday, A Chinese Odyssey (which sounds utterly crazed) and Lilya-4-Ever, the new Lukas Moodysson.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm gonna try and see hukkle and wrecked on road 17 i think

ha my girlf wants me to come see polissons et galipettes, that old porn one. she's paying, natch

don't suppose you saw russian ark?

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope, not that one. I suggest phoning before going to the cinema - all of the ones I've been to have been at least 95% full. I think they do hold some tickets for sales on the door, but I'd call to check.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

''There are three Dead Or Alive films, Julio. DOA: Final is the third of the trilogy, and I think is brand new. I suspect you saw the first - did the world get blown up?''

yes. got to see all of them.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 18 November 2002 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
revive!

just saw the first DoA. my favorite so far in the line of Miike's more over-the-top ultraviolent manga films (Ichi, Fudoh, etc). haven't had this kind of fun since the first time i saw "Fist of the North Star" as a young teen. i want to see the sequels now but have no idea how to find them....

Honda (Honda), Thursday, 23 January 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

''haven't had this kind of fun since the first time i saw "Fist of the North Star" as a young teen.''

I love that series (the movie was terrible tho').

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 23 January 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

the ramp of coke is funny enough but the random bit-of-wood-breaking flourish is too great

zemko (bob), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

eight months pass...
I've seen 3 of his movies now (Ichi, Audition, Dead or alive)...they're all incredible and there's at least one bury your head in the cushion that's so fucking disgusting moment in each of them.

Michael B, Monday, 20 October 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I related this on the 'Kill Bill' thread, but I was commissioned by Canon to remix 'Ichi The Killer' for an art show in Tokyo called 'Urbanlenz' last year and decided to take all the violence out (as I would if I were given the chance to remix the world). All that remained was a two minute scene of two men slurping noodles in a restaurant.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Audition was great, but every other film of his I've seen is basically flawed. Dead or Alive was a nice realist police thriller with a pro-immigrant theme (similar to Swallowtail, Kamikaze Taxi, World Apartment Horror) and a ludicrous ending. As fun and unpredictable as that ending was, it and the rest of the movie really didn't really sum up as a good film. Visitor Q had it's hilarious moments, but it suffered from the fact that until the final third Miike thought he was making an art film instead of macabre comedy. Ichi the Killer was even worse; it had less funny moments, and seemed to be sick for sickness' sake only. The Happiness of Katakuri's was a more positive viewing; it was definitely funnier than the Korean film it was based on (The Quiet Family). But again, after the hilarious first half, the film suffered from the fact that Miike tried to make something serious out of a black comedy (the hostage scene, for example). The ending almost saved the flick, however.

Takashi Miike is obviously a director with huge amounts of energy and innovative thoughts, but he seems to have trouble controlling that energy to make coherent, flawless movies. The more of of his films I see, the more I begin to suspect he'll never something as good as Audition, the one film of his which is coherent from the beginning to the very end.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

how can you not love the 'world blows up' ending in 'dead or alive' tuomas?!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

As I said, I liked the ending, but I didn't obviously add up with the rest of the flick, so the film as a whole wasn't that great.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the first post of this thread made me laugh twice.

Diego OTM (as per usual).

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
I made it about 20 minutes into Ichi before I had to tap out (the tongue scene). I'm not completely averse to screen violence (though lately I've been finding that I close my eyes for things like the eyeball stomp in Kill Bill, I just don't want to see that stuff).

Is it worth struggling through the last 1:40 if I'm already squicked?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 16 January 2005 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

it's pretty funny

Martha Stewart and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Sunday, 16 January 2005 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i am not even able to start watching Ichi. im sure my imagination is worse than anything on screen tho...

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 16 January 2005 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

zemko! really?

cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 January 2005 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

mental zemko saw hukkle 2 yrs ago! i just watched it in sheffield, and cant understand where it came from.

its rad btw

re: miike, ive onyl seen happiness of the katakiris and it was off the chain, the zombie dancing is awesome. dont want to watch audition and ichi etc cos i am a wimp

ambrose (ambrose), Sunday, 16 January 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it worth struggling through the last 1:40 if I'm already squicked?

Nope. The film is kinda formless, and there aren't that many funnily macabre scenes, even less than in Visitor Q. Audition and Happiness of the Katakuris are the only ones of his films I'd recommend wholeheartedly (see myst post uphtread). Dead or Alive is worth seeing too, I guess, if only for what is one of the most jaw-dropping endings in the history of cinema.

It sorta feels like Miike is a victim of the fanboy syndrome; he's talented, sure, but he just keeps on feeding his core audience hungry for gore and shock values. There's nothing wrong with blood and the macabre per se, obviously (Audition proves he can make a good film using them), but in films like Ichi there's nothing more.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 16 January 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I beg to differ. There is also lots of awesomeness in Ichi and pretty much every Miike movie I've seen (Katakuris, Dead or Alive, etc.).

SO THERE.

sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 17 January 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
ichi was great! greatly upsetting!!

is there going to be a BFI short book about it? can anybody direct me to any good writing about the film?

which of the gangster movies should i watch next, "graveyard of honor" or "dead or alive"?

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 9 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Chastizing Takashi Miike for not making flawless films seems to me both stating the incredibly obvious as well as approaching the subject from the exact wrong angle.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 April 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

I'd never seen any of his films til a friend loaned me his copy of Audition. Oh. My. God. GENIUS!!! But I'm afraid of Visitor Q...and I haven't quite worked myself up to Ichi The Killer yet, but I know I'll be on it soon..

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 April 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

big huge pulsating penis.

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 9 April 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

which of the gangster movies should i watch next, "graveyard of honor" or "dead or alive"?

"Dead or Alive" is pretty fun, haven't seen any of the sequels.

sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Saturday, 9 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone seen Miike's period-set films, set during the time of his childhood? They are FUCKING BORING.

The next person who says Miike is a genius must sit through all the "Young Thugs" films.

Z-Freak, Saturday, 9 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I can't let a Miike thread go by without mentioning Bird People of China. It's an out-of-civilization road movie and not all super violent like a lot of his other movies (not that I think there's anything wrong with those other ones). It's funny and meditative and really beautifully shot. Probably one of the best films I've ever seen I think.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 9 April 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

GRAVEYARD OF HONOR (mostly cuz I didn't like Dead or Alive that much.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 9 April 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

What did everyone think of his Three: Extremes segment? I was impressed, it seemed a lot more refined / polished than anything else I've seen of his, without losing that edge. I think it worked best out of the three shorts (although I prefer the full length Dumplings to all).

Mil (Mil), Saturday, 9 April 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

I liked Audition, but I saw some horror movie countdown show on Bravo (it was @ #12!) that showed WAY TOO MUCH of the final scene, so it wasn't as WOW as it should've been. The oppingfla ongueta & dream sequence was, tho.

And who the heck's saying that Visitor Q isn't a comedy until the final 3rd? It's a comedy the minute Q whacks Dad w/ a brick!

David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 10 April 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

This guy did Gozu no? One of my favourite Jap thrillers.

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 10 April 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

i thought ichi was like one of the most boring movies ive ever seen. so ridiculous. almost funny.

phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 10 April 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

audition though, i loved. even though i almost fainted at the movie theater. i have a fear of strangulation and things touching my neck, so the piano wire scene was omg.

phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 10 April 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

My wife and I watched Gozu about three weeks after our daughter was born, bad idea.

David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Fuck tha haters, Miike's spectacular.
Having sat through Gozu, Yakuza Demon, Visitor Q, Audition, Happiness of the Katakuris, ALL the Dead or Alives, City of Lost Souls, Ichi and Audition; I think I can say that the man does slip occasionally: Fudoh was kinda boring.
Incidentally, Netflix has SERIOUSLY beefed up their Miike collection with TEN films that I haven't seen. I'm planning a week of Miik!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

so i WILL be sitting through all the "young thugs" films. Can I say he's a genius now?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

In retrospect, I did actually like Gozu. I just wish I had seen it some other time.

David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Seen: Audition, Ichi the Killer, Gozu, Dead or Alive. pretty much liked them all

fcussen (Burger), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

Ichi is quite purposefully funny, fucked up, and disturbing.

Izo is quite numbingly depressing save for a couple great scenes. It's very well made, but my brain just turned off midway through. He sure loves birthing scenes and lactation.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes, the lactation. Hello, Visitor Q.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...
Has anyone ever seen this TV miniseries he did, MPD Psycho? It's screening in Williamsburg tom'w and Thursday...

http://monkeytownhq.com/horrorweek.html


http://imdb.com/title/tt0257885/

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

its terrible

Michael B, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

He makes, like, 3 films a year, so he's bound to miss once in a while.

Holy crap - Miike is IN Hostel (directed by that Cabin Fever guy)!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 05:27 (twenty years ago)

The Young Thug films do kind of suck, by the way. My bad.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Miike's cameo in "Hostel" is pretty funny (but is about 2 seconds long, literally).

Mugged Outside the Jabberjaw, 1993 (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 06:04 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...
first Eng-lang film: remake of a spaghetti western, featuring Tarantino:

http://www.kaijushakedown.com/2006/11/weirdness_ho_mi.html

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit, i thought this was going to be a samurai adapation of a western ... like reverse YOJIMBO.


oh man.... awesome!!!!!

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

This is major awesomeness news.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I saw Imprint the other day and the torture scene is probably the most unsettling thing I've ever seen on screen. The acting and English dialogue was a little exaggerated and laughable at times.

Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I fucking LOVE Django.

This will rock my socks.

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

takashi... friike? jesus christ... Audition made me squirm like I hadn't since I was 12. I didn't even know I could experience that emotion anymore.

less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Miike films, loosely ranked:

Audition: His best. I don't care if he never tops it, it's a bit like complaining Coppola never topped The Godfather; there are plenty of other goodies in Miike's swollen corpus.

Box: This is his segment of Three: Extremes, and its probably my favorite after Audition. At first you'll say "oh noes scary Asian girl w/ long straight hair again" but then Miike goes so far in 3 different directions that your eyes start to gently cross. There's a poetic fairy tale simplicity to the way the story unfolds, and the final shot both surprises and makes perfect dream-logic sense.

Graveyard of Honor: This is quite good, and those who complain that Miike is incapable of maintaining mood need to absorb this 2+ hour straight forward character study of a gangster careening his way into an early grave. If you need to empathize with a character's actions in order to enjoy a film then this probably isn't for you, but as an unblinking study in self-destructive sociopathy it's hard to beat.

City of Lost Souls: Embodies many Miike tendencies that I don't like (hyperactivity, shallow characterization, cheap action) but this one works for some reason. Don't laugh, but the light touch + forward pitch used to tell the tale of doomed criminal lovers trapped in a postmodern funhouse reminds of me of early Godard stuff like À bout de souffle, Band à parte, and Pierrot le fou (though this may be received-Godard by way of Tarantino/Scott's True Romance). Lots of replay value, and anytime I put it on I find myself sucked into its ridiculous web.

Ichii The Killer: Manga made flesh, think X-men Go Salò, and a very potent rumination on sadism, masochism, and vengeance. A lot of people are put off by the misogyny, and they should be. It's not a pretty movie, and I'd fault it more if the film weren't so successful at creating a fantasy world that operates by its own twisted rules. By rights it shouldn't be as funny or as effective as it is, but it is. Like Cronenberg's Crash on crank. I wish they had kept the original name, though: Killer #1.

Happiness of the Katakuris: You must have a very sensitive funny bone to be amused by most of what goes on here, and George Landis and Michael Jackson did dancing zombies much better a long time ago. But it is tres wacky, and there are several numbers worth the price of admission, mainly the first love song and the final number.

Visitor Q: If it were half as involving as it were shocking, it would be a success, but I didn't care a) what happened to any of these characters, or b) where it was going. The song playing over the final credits is fantastic, though.

Dead Or Alive: I just couldn't get with this. Yes, it's hyperactive and the ending is mind-blowing. So what? Maybe it'd be different in a theatre with 100 brahs throwing popcorn at the screen, but as a movie there was not a lot of substance there for me to grab hold of. I've heard DOA 2: Birds is better, though.

Still want to see: Black Society Trilogy (Shinjuku Triad Society, Ley Lines, Rainy Dog), DOA 2, DOA Final, Blues Harp, Bird People of China, Gozu, Sabu, Great Yokai War and Imprint

Not very interested in (should I be?): Fudoh, Nostalgia, Innocent Blood, Full Metal Gokudo, Salaryman Kintaro, The Guys From Paradise, MPD Psycho, Zebraman, Family, Yakuza Demon, Agitator, Andromedia, Violent Fire, One Missed Call, Izo

On a final DVD nerd note, Miike's films are available in varying quality. All the US DVDs of Audition are crap (get the UK R2), and Ichii The Killer's best incarnation I believe is still the Dutch version (US has a soft transfer and UK is cut). Graveyard of Honor isn't available in the US, but I think there's a release coming in 2007. The German DVD has no English subs, but does have a great cover:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/graveyard_of_honor.jpg

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Doh!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/graveyard_of_honor.jpg

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Actualy, Miike topped AUDITION with his first film, THE BIRDMEN OF CHINA--sort of Herzog Miike style-- and his most sorta-recent, his entry in the THREE EXTREMES antho film--which is sort of Bergman, Miike style.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

The english name is "The Bird People in China" and it isn't even close to being his first movie. But it is fucking grate.

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

An overview piece I wrote on him:

Singing and dancing zombies. Insane lactating mothers. Incestuous killer sisters. A son rebuilt by mad science from pieces of a father figure. A minotaur-licking loser. Two daughters literally joined at the hip. Images that mix literal, metaphoric and just plain bizarre Oedipal nightmares. Others that gush over-the-top gore and sentimentality in equal parts. In the course of films that shift from abject horror to slapstick comedy, one can easily miss the fact that Japanese filmmaker Takashi Miike is a family guy.

Best known in the U.S. as director of the mega-disturbo Audition, Japan’s mad dog of pan-genre disturbance is as obsessed with family as Steven Spielberg is, with comparable technical chops but more honesty and a way better sense of humor.

Sometimes it’s a “normal” family under siege by outside forces (The Happiness of the Katakuris). Sometimes, the nuclear family fragments on contact with spiritually void consumer culture (Visitor Q). More often, that “family” is a substitute unit — the Japanese yakuza crime families that fill many of his films. (If this seems a stretch, note that Miike has a yakuza franchise called Family.)


In the most extreme instances — and when talking Miike, “extreme” takes on new meaning — you get something like Gozu, in which a lonely yakuza separated from his crime family gives birth to himself via a lover’s birth canal, which makes her his default Mom. Or something.

Miike’s family thing is a prime reason why, despite the cultural details lost in translation, his films sink deep claws into a Westerner’s back brain. Viewers can depend on nothing but knowing that the unexpected is the rule. Like an early Brian de Palma on amphetamines, even his most horrid nightmares exist cheek by jowl with tenderness. Or as Eye Weekly’s Jason Anderson smartly summarized, “Takashi Miike is not just some sick bastard — he’s a sick bastard with heart.”

He’s also insanely prolific. Miike has finished two movies this year and is filming his third, while this month will see the DVD release of 2005’s The Great Yokai War. So, rather than attempt to be comprehensive, the following is a list of representative titles that might help you get a grip on a sizable filmography.

Miike masterpieces

The Bird People in China (1998) — Magical realism, tragedy and comedy blend as a salaryman and a yakuza travel on a Herzog-like upriver search for a mystery tribe. An amazing underwater CGI shot of a flock of turtles powering a boat and a strobe-lit gangster gunfight nightmare are early indications of Miike’s febrile invention, while a character sums up the director’s career-long modus operandi, “It’s a metaphor, dummy!”

Three Extremes (2004) — After two feh shorts by Chan-wook Park and Fruit Chan, this anthology becomes essential because of Miike’s Box, the tale of a woman novelist whose increasingly surreal/frightening memories of patriarchal incest are causing her reality to break into sad, conflicting bits. Elegiac and visually gorgeous in a way suggestive of an Asian Bergman, it’s a meditative, mature look at identity.

The Great Yokai War (2005) — Miike shocks by doing a Jim Henson-y, super-cute kid’s movie involving a boy from a broken family ending up in a supernatural battle between some supernatural creatures of Japanese mythology.

The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) — The aforementioned zombie musical. What else can be said? OK — it’s a deeply spiritual, family zombie musical. With jokes.

Audition(1999) — Widowed patriarch systematically seeks new wife, finds sexually traumatized girl his daughter’s age. Multileveled hallucinations, mangled desire, acupuncture needles and knives meet body parts in less-than-conventional ways.

Visitor Q (2001) — An emasculated TV reporter tries to reconnect with his family via the creation of a documentary on family; incest, interfamilial lactation, necrophilia and worse follows. In the end, it’s actually an affirmation of familial happiness. Really.

Flawed but freakishly fab

Ichi the Killer (2001) — Thought Peter Jackson’s Dead/Alive was the last word in operatic gore? Think again. With one main character into lacerating S&M (when not blowing away roomfuls of yakuzas) and a meek programmed “assassin” who slices people sideways with his knife-enhanced Reeboks, Ichi is a reprehensible piece of manga slaughter that also manages to be, well, quite funny.

Gozu (2003) — A mystery woman indulges Miike’s lactation fetish, a character gives slimy birth to himself through his girlfriend’s birth canal and a minotaur haunts the director’s incomprehensible but hilarious idea of a road movie.

MPD Psycho (2000) — So there’s this detective suffering from multiple personality disorder. He goes after a cult with bar codes on their eyes and a killer who cuts off the tops of people’s skulls and plants sculptures in their exposed brains. Then Miike’s TV series gets weird.

Zebraman (2004) — This film is Miike in full-on adorable mode: A failed dad gets to “be” his favorite superhero. Despite or because of the loopy premise, it’s a sappy delight.

Fudoh: The New Generation (1996) — In his efforts to avenge the killing of his brother by his yakuza dad, a boy enlists the help of other teen malcontents, including a herm-aphrodite whose vagina shoots poison darts. While boasting unique set pieces and feverish, inventive style, Miike hadn’t yet perfected the mashing of melancholy, gore and comedy.

Other nonessential but fascinating offerings include 1999’s N-Girls vs. Vampire (virgin models become vampires), 2000’s The City of Lost Souls (a moody interracial gangster love story highlighted by a Matrix-style CGI cockfight) and Shangri-La (2002) a comedy that deals with, um, homelessness.

Miike misses

Look, the guy makes a lot of movies; some duffers are inevitable. These are titles you might want to skip. A good deal of these lesser efforts are yakuza films aimed to fill Japan’s ravenous direct-to-video appetite. The best (i.e., most perverse) of the lot is Deadly Outlaw: Rekka (2002), a gang turf–war/inter–crime family soap opera that is alternately dull and almost unbearably hyperviolent.

The most genre-recombinant is Full Metal Yakuza (1997). Equal parts gangster revenge film, RoboCop rip and Frankenstein, it’s a flawed jaw-dropper about an oafish yakuza who is killed trying to protect his father figure, a crime-family boss; a mad scientist “rebuilds” him with spare cyber-stuff and parts from the aforementioned boss.

Graveyard of Honor (2002), Dead or Alive (1999) and Kikoku (2003) prove that even Miike can be generic, and nobody will dis your Miike cred if you skip his competent but inessential J-horror entry One Missed Call and the extended J-pop video Andromeda.

But as career downsides go, and considering his astonishing fecundity, these few off entries are small beer indeed. Especially in light of the fact that Miike is only 46 and just now hitting a new aesthetic peak as his ongoing family “project” is gaining a tighter focus. God only knows what images and ideas we’ll be gasping over when this article is hopelessly obsolete in, say, three months.


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Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

That's funny, after comparing Miike to Coppola and Godard I was loathe to drag poor Bergman into the mix, but Box is definitely Bergmanesque. You guys have dragged Bird People of China back to the top of my to-see list, though.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Highest possible recommendation dude

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

roc is correct. It's just a gorgeous film in every sense.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog.ryaneby.com/wp-content/birdppl/birdpeople13.jpg
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview6/birdpeople/r1_015235_sub.jpg

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Love that movie so much.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

me too!
edward, definitely see it!

zombierza (tehresa), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

i've only seen Gozu and while i love it, i have no idea where to go from there and there seems to be so many choices. suggestions?

La Monte (La Monte), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Well, you gotta see AUDITION, of course--hopefully with a bottle of Xanex handy.

Then get THREE EXTREMES, skip the first two films and dig BOX.

Then BIRD PEOPLE OF CHINA.

*THEN* get VISITOR Q.

heh heh

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

just saw audition don't think i've seen any others loved the revealing beauty in a soap opera then over the top wtfness ending.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

uh
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/post.phtml?pk=2301

dmr, Saturday, 2 August 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^ that's the trailer for Sukiyaki Western Django starring Q.T.

not sure whether this looks good-bad or actually-bad

dmr, Saturday, 2 August 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

mm....I haven't seen a lot of this dude's movies, but loved Audition, liked Ichi the Killer (although this one I REALLY have to be in the mood for)...

relaly disliked Visitor Q. it was too far into left field for me....though no doubt others probably worship it.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

saw that preview on G4. why anybody would cast Tarantino in anything (other than to draw people to the theatre) is beyond me. Dude can't act at all, especially in his own movies....

woulda loved the "does my garage say Dead nigger storage" scene a lot more if someone else had been playing the part.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

who?

goole, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

orson welles

rockapads, Sunday, 3 August 2008 03:33 (seventeen years ago)

nice to see Bird People getting a lot of love up there. That and Visitor Q are really the only movies of his I re-watch.

I have a few of his movies on my netflix queue that I keep pushing back because I've never heard any positive word of mouth from any of my Asian film buff friends. Anyone have thoughts on any of these?

Bang Bang Love: Juvenile A
Neighbor 13: Special Edition
Sabu

rockapads, Sunday, 3 August 2008 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

Sukiyaki Western Django is a lot of fun, though as you'd expect the Tarantino bits are pretty cringeworthy.

Simon H., Sunday, 3 August 2008 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

SWD is great even with (or perhaps helped by) laughable Tarantino part. Parts of this reminded me of the awesome Tears of the Black Tiger.

Alex in SF, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

Audition: FUCKIN HELL.

What else is good?

chap, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

I love The Happiness of the Katakuris, but it's a very different movie.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

Katakuris was fun but The Quiet Family is a much better film

zappi, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

i dug great yokai war

johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

had IZO sitting at home for about a month now--worth watching?

ian, Thursday, 8 October 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

Izo's a chore. Yokai War was fun, but I'm getting the impression that the late 90s/early 00s were a creative peak for Miike. His recent work seems to lack the intensity and wildness of the films that really made his rep in the West. Haven't seen everything he's done lately by any means, but Gozu was the last Miike flick to really grab me, and as great as it is, it's still a bit restrained and coherently organized for my tastes. Its excesses feel intentional rather than exploratory. Still a fantastic movie, funny and creepy as hell. Even romantic.

That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:08 (sixteen years ago)

Visitor Q rules.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:52 (sixteen years ago)

seventh the rec of bird people in china, it's amazing. first time i watched i was hi and when the girl started singing i was like holy shit.

clotpoll, Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Just saw Zebraman - can't recommend to it to most people, but man it was indeed sappy and I loved it. A much dryer take on the first Spider-Man and Men in Black movies, and better! Can't wait to be able to get a hold of Yatterman if it's anything like this.

Thank goodness for this thread, there's so much stuff of his it's hard to sort through - as a result I generally see one Miike film more or less by accident every year or so. Loved Audition, tried Ichi the Killer but like a poster early in the thread I had to turn it off in less than 20 minutes, guess I'm just too squeamish. Loved Katakuris, Bird People in China was okay. Guess I'll try Dead or Alive next.

Nhex, Thursday, 3 June 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

Watching MPD Psycho again at the mo, easier to keep up with a second time.

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Thursday, 3 June 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

finally got around to visitor Q and it is def my favorite miike. still think audition is boring and ichii doesnt do it for me, but this and happiness of the katakuris are just so much fun (an odd word for the experience, but accurate i think)

AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

wow, totally opposite reaction to those 4 movies

have you seen imprint?

(e_3) (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

was that the masters of horror one about the brothel demon or whatever?

AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

if so, yeah, ive seen it, and it was a gleaming treasure compared to the rest of masters of horror, but that kind of like being the shiniest piece of corn in the toilet bowl tbh.

AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

just watched visitor q, actually. whoa.

original bgm, Thursday, 24 June 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

can't really say I enjoyed it but more power to ya.

original bgm, Thursday, 24 June 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

jjjusten have you seen gozu

samosa gibreel, Thursday, 24 June 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

kinda with you, jjjustin, on the value of the miikes. love happiness & visitor q, not so fond of ichii. do like audition, though. slow but really well done. dead or alive, gozu & zebraman are good, too. really should fill in some gaps, as it's been a long time since i watched a miike flick.

contenderizer, Thursday, 24 June 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

Love Audition and Imprint. Seems like he hasn't done anything *amazing* in a while, though, huh?

Simon H., Thursday, 24 June 2010 07:00 (fifteen years ago)

I like gozu a bunch. been on a mini miike kick and I re-watched it the other day. definitely overlong but lots of memorable scenes... esp that ending! @__@

audition, gozu, and doa 2 are my faves from what I've seen. ichii didn't do much for me and imprint was too rough for me to handle.

original bgm, Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

i started gozu but was distracted at the time so i stopped, def intend to go back to it soon.

AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

watched audition for the first time now. first 2/3 are neat, last 1/3 is gratuitous, huh?

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

gratuitously awesome

only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

dialogue during torture scene is great, love asami's philosophy lessons

only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

the last third is so effective because of the stark difference!

Nhex, Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

^^

toastmodernist, Sunday, 17 October 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

He's coming to NYC for his Lincoln Center retro.

http://subwaycinemanews.com/archives/1581

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 February 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

Yokai war is either batshit awesome or batshit awful and honestly I kinda flip back and forth every time I see it

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 February 2011 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

13 Assassins was really something.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 29 April 2011 07:20 (fourteen years ago)

In a good way?

the crap gig in the sky (MaresNest), Friday, 29 April 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)

Definitely. Strictly for the ultraviolence crowd though.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 29 April 2011 07:29 (fourteen years ago)

Brilliant, I'm there.

the crap gig in the sky (MaresNest), Friday, 29 April 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

One of the better remakes I've seen. tremendous.

Winky Dinky Dawgz (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 30 April 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJxRbrvmUM

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Saturday, 30 April 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

13 Assassins was pretty great. Not ground-breaking in any way, but just a lot of fun, pretty self-aware of samurai movie tropes, with a dash of really out-of-place Miike ultraviolence extremities. I love how the final battle more or less drops the pretense of realism that the movie had been following for the most part. A wonderful slow burn build up to that phenomenal set piece.

It was really strange how in parts it was remarkably restrained in its graphic violence (i.e. the opening harakiri, though just the sound effects might have been even worse!), the surprising lack of arterial blood spray - I'm guessing in reverence to its sources, and yet other times it was totally over-the-top (that woman early in the film).

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

dying to see this on a big screen

banter panchali (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 07:35 (fourteen years ago)

i think i enjoyed the build up more than the battle itself. especially the part with 'that woman'

+ +, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

13 asses was kewl - has pretty much everything you'd want from a bloody samurai flick. i didnt think the build up was that great - lots of scenes of stern men going 'nng!' and 'hmm!' while talking about duty and honor - but at the same time it was just right for the payoff you get (the battle). the japanese version is longer but it's mostly just draggy exposition from what i understand and not miike craziness - stick with the intl vers

( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

I like some of some of them.

MrDasher, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

the japanese version is longer but it's mostly just draggy exposition from what i understand and not miike craziness - stick with the intl vers

Interesting...obviously it's a great action film but few of the characters were developed satisfactorily (about half of the assassins were 100% interchangeable/disposable), which detracted from its emotional impact for me.

Thought the opening shot was extremely effective (those sound effects!!!).

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i honestly could only remember Shinzaemon's name and the rest were just 'types' - probably the biggest thing holding the movie back from being really great.

one weird thing i noticed was that upashi was played by the same actress who played the wife of the nephew samurai... and only he and the mysterious immortal hunter survived hmmmm

( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

I was going to mention that but thought it might count as a spoiler...assuming it's intentional I can't think of any explanation that isn't totally wtf and nonsensical in the context of the rest of the film.

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i didn't understand what was going on there

Nhex, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

I am stupidly excited about the Phoenix Wright movie he's supposedly working on.

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

i saw "gozu" recently. amazing demented film. id forgotten about this guy in the last few years but film 4 have shown a couple of his movies this week. i have "13 assasins" dvr'd as well so im looking forward to seeing that.

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

exploring some obscurities (96 films!)

http://www.filmcomment.com/entry/kaiju-shakedown-takashi-miike

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:59 (eleven years ago)

i used to dismiss this guy but i don't think he's dismissable (miike that is)

96 films!

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 25 September 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

three years pass...

BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL was pretty awesome. Warning - super long, overstuffed, and gratuitous, and that's just I wanted to see.

Nhex, Saturday, 4 November 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

watching Blade of the Immortal

man and I thought I loved 13 Assassins. This one is even more ott but with an added layer of grotesque fairytale, i am loving it.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 December 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

better than 13 Assassins?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/499/679/770.gif

omar little, Sunday, 24 December 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)

maaaaybe? i’m not sure yet

easily on par tho

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 December 2017 04:08 (eight years ago)

it’s like 13 Assassins but at operatic levels.
Blade is more complicated & emotional, which i love, but god the simplicity of 13 Assassins was so good it’s hard to beat it. it’s hard to fault either film on their own merits though.

i’m still reeeling from this. the hurt-fight scene chroeography is sooooo crazy-good & the acting is so convincing. and the music! . and the revenge triangle climax is so fkn beautiful & desolate

ugh. love!

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 December 2017 05:14 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

^^Just noticed this was on Netflix! it's as tremendously fun, OTT and gory as you'd expect. also appreciated the ridiculous anime fashion/hairstyles (shout out to lady assassin in bright purple yukata and platform sandals) being translated into live action.

Roz, Sunday, 21 January 2018 15:31 (eight years ago)

Is it a different cut to the UK dvd because that was a 15 and you could see how some shots had been cut early?

koogs, Sunday, 21 January 2018 19:02 (eight years ago)

(oh, are you talking blade... Or 13 assassins? I'm talking 13 assassins)

koogs, Sunday, 21 January 2018 19:03 (eight years ago)

Was talking about blade, yeah

Roz, Friday, 26 January 2018 00:43 (eight years ago)

My bf was like "hey look Ichi The Killer is getting a re-release" and I said "you like Takeshi Miike?" and he said "I haven't seen any of his films" and I said "omg don't read ANYTHING about Audition, you just have to walk into it cold". That same evening we ordered in food and I turned on Audition and he got really angry when it was over, he said "you're a fucking jerk" and I said "why? you didn't like the movie?" and he said "no, I feel like you're an older kid who is bullying me at school, you do this all the time" and then I spoke the next day with my therapist about larger personality-defects in myself (tendencies toward smugness and sanctimony)

Anyway I'm gonna show him Blade Of The Immortal tonight

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 26 January 2018 03:43 (eight years ago)

Kudos, that's a story

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 January 2018 04:23 (eight years ago)

hahaha, i love that story
i kind of have to agree with your BF though as much as I love Audition

Nhex, Friday, 26 January 2018 05:29 (eight years ago)

ten months pass...

Yakuza Apocalypse man

A little long but as nuts as you can hope for.

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 21 December 2018 07:15 (seven years ago)

But you could almost make a normal person watch it!

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 21 December 2018 07:15 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

watched Dead or Alive yesterday. i stood in my living room and applauded upon its conclusion.

andrew m., Monday, 1 July 2019 16:16 (six years ago)

I don't think it ever tops the long opening sequence.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 1 July 2019 16:31 (six years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f-dyjACbB0

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 09:06 (six years ago)

https://www.angelikafilmcenter.com/nyc/film/first-love
Monday NYC Q&A with Miike

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 14 September 2019 15:19 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

maybe it's sold out because the 7:10 show doesn't appear for monday or tuesday

Nhex, Saturday, 28 September 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

whoops, that was weeks ago. mb!

Nhex, Saturday, 28 September 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

three years pass...

Forty minutes into Blade of the Immortal I am intrigued but hope I don’t fall asleep.

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:48 (three years ago)

i dont think you will imo

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:52 (three years ago)

three years pass...

Hmm! Coming this year:

Bad Lieutenant: Tokyo

This sounds a blast. Neon is aboard for the Takashi Miike update of the Bad Lieutenant IP starring Shun Oguri (Godzilla v. Kong), Lily James (Pam and Tommy) and WWE star Liv Morgan. The U.S.-Japan co-pro has partners including Jeremy Thomas for Recorded Picture Company, Sam Pressman for Pressman Film, Naoaki Kitajima for Nippon TV and Misako Saka for OLM. Written by Daisuke Tengan (13 Assassins), the film will follow a corrupt gambler (Oguri) in the Metropolitan Police Force who finds himself thrown into a tangled case after an enigmatic FBI agent (James) arrives in Tokyo to investigate the disappearance of a politician’s daughter (Morgan). Meanwhile, a deviant killer operating in the yakuza underworld seems to be shadowing their moves.

the way out of (Eazy), Friday, 2 January 2026 04:27 (three months ago)

oh HELL yes

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 January 2026 04:32 (three months ago)

Yes

beard papa, Friday, 2 January 2026 05:15 (three months ago)

whoa! i thought i’d learned my lesson to not get too excited about new miike movies from the last decade or two but… that’s pretty exciting

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Friday, 2 January 2026 05:31 (three months ago)

I really wish The Bird People in China was more available.

JoeStork, Friday, 2 January 2026 05:52 (three months ago)

I haven't seen any of his movies since "13 Assassins" (and probably only 5 of the ones before that), which tbf I recall all being really good or at least worthwhile, but the downside of releasing so many films is that I doubt I'll ever even dip into the 20+ he has released since then. I don't even know if this will be his first (reportedly) English language film.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 January 2026 13:49 (three months ago)

I've seen First Love and Blade of the Immortal, liked both of those

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 January 2026 21:08 (three months ago)

Yakuza Holocaust has been on uk tv. it is... odd. starts like a normal film, ends up in Power Rangers territory

13 Assassins and Harakiri remakes are probably the best of it

koogs, Tuesday, 6 January 2026 21:15 (three months ago)

Yakuza Apocalypse, sorry

koogs, Tuesday, 6 January 2026 21:16 (three months ago)


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