Antifa Meeting Thread

hi everyone, thanks for following the path here to ilxor.com. we're in a safe space now. We're good to go for Antifa meetings, here on ILX with the full and knowing approval of the mods! please bookmark and get ready to plan Antifa actions, collectively. comrades, spread the good news. i think we're finally home.

i made some money on a scam today. one of my best ones. i sold a fucking WEBSITE! for $3500. now i'm getting ready to "donate it to local mutual aid", lol. you know what that means - use it for Antifa weapons purchases on the dark web, using crypto. i actually LOVE that shit, it's very useful for these kinds of things

a few more minutes til 10 central, what will probably be our regular meeting time, so i'll hold off on introducing our new leader until then.

i think it's someone you'll know pretty well though!

it's ned

sorry, i couldn't wait!!

ned, let's wait 5 more, and then please take us away to the new era of Antifa!

Not a great idea to joke about this imo

maybe this is my trap to identify antifa when they arrive.

seriously speaking, though - if this is suspicious, god help us all

alright, here is my apology to the fbi

alright, fine, it's not really Antifa. I can't keep living the lie. I don't actually know anyone who claims to be in Antifa except for me, and I'm always joking because the idea of so much of the country being terrified of an imaginary antifascist is absurd yet real.

— Zach TBD (@weinventyou) July 9, 2021

hello comrades is this where we plan the crimes

WE GOT ONE!!!!!!!

yes comrade, you sure have come to the right place. please, everyone! redistribute all of our gold! a new member! we must redistribute EQUALLY regardless of talent or how much we know we truly deserve it over another!

hello i am here to stop patriots by doing tyranny to the constitution, as usual

now let me honk the big antifa clown horn, our universal signal that antifas have been activated in your neighborhood

it makes me cry every time i hear it off in the distance

EEEEE-YOoonk, it screams into the night

EEEEE-YOoonk

i hear the clown horn spreading in all directions. our final city is spreading

i'll probably send this thread to my mom someday as proof that i'm in antifa. hi mom! you can't tell what's real and neither can anyone else!

sorry mom, lol. in some ways i was a baffling son to deal with. i'm joking about antifa. everyone's joking about antifa. but...some people don't realize it's a joke

which, as dan m is right to point out, is potentially a bad idea for a number of reasons. first and foremost - you can never count on anyone, ANYONE - even in the highest levels of any profession, to have any ability to tell what's real and what is not. it confuses people, even when it really should not.

okay, hold up. seriously comrades. I think we need to establish procedures for consensus, as well as establishing working groups. I was not at the meeting where the leader was chosen, and therefore we have a serious problem with regards to inclusivity. Also, it appears that everyone in this thread is cis and white, and except for me, male-identified. I don't think we can successfully overthrow white supremacy and establish a collective anti-fascist state founded on the principles of critical race theory with our current active membership.

in solidarity,

i guess i just thought i would get the ball rolling and maybe see where it led, potentially make some plans

as a goof

weapons purchases on the dark web, using crypto

sounds unnecessarily complex. we could just go to one of those big gun shows, pick up whatever we need for ready cash, and grab a hot dog and a soda while we're there. who's got an all-electric car with lots of cargo space that we could borrow?

hi um do we get to wear berets or anything?

i feel like there should be no rules

xp does walmart accept crypto yet? their gun selection is best in the big box class

Seriously tho there are actual legit antifas right? Who was it that was brawling against the Pr0ud B0ys in Berkeley circa 2018?

Anyway I’m in. (Also seriously) I have been wondering when exactly the GOP will become, or did become, an actual fascist organization.

I officially block the proposal to buy materiel from walmart. If the munitions working group were to obtain materiel from walmart via means other than purchase, I would support that proposal.

Excuse me, is this the intermediate macrame class?

Antifa meeting has begun.
No more laughing, no more fun.
If you show your teeth or tongue,
you must pay a forfeit.

Who’s keeping the minutes?

Seriously tho there are actual legit antifas right? Who was it that was brawling against the Pr0ud B0ys in Berkeley circa 2018?

hi everyone, the cod pieces I ordered for everybody are in, but it's very important, you MUST pay me the agreed-upon $35 to receive it. I do not do charity, these were expensive to make, and right now, I'm late on my mortgage payment. If you agreed to buy one and don't pay now, your name will be entered into the debt ledger, and any other piece of merchandise you purchase from Antifa.org will have this debt added on top of it.

I don't want to name names...BUT I WILL.

Did you manage with the measurements I sent you?

yes, they did have to special order yours but we were able to fulfill the order!

Oh cool, i was worried it might be too fiddly

so....are we gonna roll up on this Death in June show or what?

Guys, I don't want to be passive-aggressive, but at the last meeting someone here (I'm not going to name them) signed up for clean-up, yet when everyone was gone I checked the kitchen and there was cement milkshake mix spilled all over the counter. PLEASE DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO.

hi everyone, the cod pieces I ordered for everybody are in, but it's very important, you MUST pay me the agreed-upon $35 to receive it. I do not do charity, these were expensive to make, and right now, I'm late on my mortgage payment. If you agreed to buy one and don't pay now, your name will be entered into the debt ledger, and any other piece of merchandise you purchase from Antifa.org will have this debt added on top of it.

I don't want to name names...BUT I WILL.

wait a second, i thought we were being served delicious cod pieces, hopefully in a thin broth, as a kind of meet-and-greet thing. i'll pay $35, but i don't even see a place to sit or utensils...

btw who is that guy in the suit with the dark-tinted glasses who is always looking through the window and talking into an earpiece?

fuck! there's two of them!!!!!?

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

they're with us too, right?

deep breath. ok. given what's happened in the world the last few years, and to me personally, to be frank, i think we need to try a New way. the Antifa way. we should talk to these guys. let them know what our plans are. let them into OUR world a little, you know?

Hey comrades,

I don’t have to wear a beret do I? It doesn’t suit my hair or my balaclava

I owned a beret in high school. Fortunately, I went to a concert where someone yanked it off my head and threw it away.

I owned a freshman beanie in the school colors in high school, but I did think a couple times about buying a beret. When does the meeting start?

as soon as the entertainment arrives.

we got Rebecca Black!

you know about the hidden messages in Friday right? doesn't surprise me in the least that becca is coming

Rebecca Black Bloc

Is there an agenda where I can put my name down to speak about animal rights? For now my nom de revolution is "Monsieur Frump". It's a portmanteau word. Guess what it stands for!

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

HQ, this is Man 1. Man 2 is covering the other window. they're about to reveal the Prime target.

Fart Rump

I will join in a very limited capacity, and that is just the War on Christmas part. I want Xmas to be completely secular or maybe kind of pagan, but no more god stuff

Man 1 here again: can I get some wider suit pants? i got some thigh gap happening and it's embarrassing

well, our friends in the Democratic party usually lead the war on christmas every year. that's Pelosi's big thing as i recall. but we could certainly bring it up during the next Democratic Leadership/Antifa meeting, coming up on last Thursdays of each month

Fart Rump

No, no, no. Guess again. It's an easy one.

When I say 'war on christmas' I mean that quite literally.. torching nativity scenes, robbing bell ringers, attacking carolers, etc.

this is what Pelosi pushes for every time. it's Hoyer who says no violence. Hoyer is the true leader of the democratic party, at least in terms of influence

You know what would be good? A clipboard with a sign-up sheet we could hang next to the door so anyone who wants to speak can ask for a place on the agenda. Is then when we all go around the circle and newcomers like me can introduce ourselves?

Only nom de guerres, though... mine will be Andy Pho

When I say 'war on christmas' I mean that quite literally.. torching nativity scenes, robbing bell ringers, attacking carolers, etc.

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, July 9, 2021 10:01 AM (forty-five minutes ago)

Andy, I think you might want to check in with the Munitions Working Group. Their meetings are on the 2nd and 4th Mondays. Their meetings are more like work parties, so dress accordingly. I think they normally order vegan pizza and they get coffee from that place that refused to serve cops.

Another announcement -- anyone who wants to join the Dismantling the Patriarchy Working Group, they need members, especially cis-males who are comfortable with kneeling and scrubbing floors.

btw we are holding a competition for fundraising this month. winner gets a $50 gift card to DAN FLASHES.

Also -- in response to the question earlier about the macrame class -- Crafting Against Carceral States is organizing a monthly street market, so anyone interested in having a booth, I can put you in touch

All this talk about 'fundraising' and 'street markets' makes me kinda wonder which side some of you are on

The street market supports families of victims of the carceral state as well as raising money for bail funds for those who remain in jail because they can't afford cash bail. Also, products for sale at the street market are priced according to the relative oppression status of the purchaser. White people are charged more than BIPOC.

I do like that Chomsky tote bag

which one?

street market is fine with me as long as a white neighborhood is razed to make space for it

sarahell, for real is your ilxmail up to date? i had a quick question for you. NOT about antifa.

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

sorry I'm late everyone, I was scrubbing some floors, I really appreciate the praxis of that working group - thanks to comrade sarahell for the recommendation

Hey everyone, happy to finally find a community that wants to just skip the bullshit and get right on with the la la la-ing

ok, meeting topic

the oath keepers leader has been talking about 1/6/21 and what a threat we were to trump's supporters

Rhodes told the Times “I did express frustration that some of my guys went in.” He said he told the FBI that those who breached the Capitol had “gone off mission” and added: “There were zero instructions from me or leadership to do so.”

Rhodes has long been under federal scrutiny for his actions on Jan. 6. He’s maintained that the Oath Keepers were prepared to defend against anti-fascists, not take offensive action against Congress.

“If we actually intended to take over the Capitol, we’d have taken it, and we’d have brought guns,” Rhodes said at a rally in late March. “That’s not why we were there that day. We were there to protect Trump supporters from antifa.”

what do we think of this rhodes guy

now, i remember that day. i remember being in the washington DC hills with our muskets, preparing to charge. even our dogs were angry. goddamn, it was sad to see my dog so angry. that is not how i raised her. but these are troubled times. but i do not remember threatening trump's patriots that day, in person. i just remember getting ready to do it, spinning those wheels and throwing up dust and posting about it

btw we are holding a competition for fundraising this month. winner gets a $50 gift card to DAN FLASHES.

― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, July 9, 2021 12:57 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you can't get shit for 50 fucking dollars

THE PATTERNS.
ARE
COMPLICATED

time for my nightly crank of the clown horn

listen to the sound

Emma Goldman Dance Battalion rehearses 3rd Thursdays in the basement. Steel-toed security boots are recommended.

Lieutenant Whitford reporting for duty

https://i.imgur.com/ErlOHLq.png

EEEEE-YOoonk

EEEEE-YOoonk

Happy Birthday #Antifa! On the 10th july 1932 the Antifaschistische Aktion was founded in #Berlin.

For a overview of the movement, check out the comic by @zig_zag48 & @Mark__Bray https://t.co/mmbyOOFtSE, in german we recommend @derrechterand https://t.co/pY14gj2Dh6 #NoNazis pic.twitter.com/5xsktDcUw8

— Antifa Pinneberg (@AntifaPinneberg) July 10, 2021

In case anyone was wondering I've been keeping notes of every working group discussion? Google doc available here. Please get back to me with edits before next week.

Would anyone like to rotate tasks for our next meeting? Anyone who prefers to be a convener lmk ASAP. I of course am white so I'm available to do all the things no one else wants to do unless you love taking notes in which case please rescue me from electronic documentation hell.

Also I move that we block out a series of 10 meetings in the next quarter to go over bylaws--I know everyone hates bylaws but when our community political education working group is split on whether to partner with that one city agency, you'll be glad we specified organizational practices for non consensus-based decision making.

Also also if a meeting takes place at a meal-time we need to commit to feeding people. Bio needs are real! Speaking of which please turn your cameras on and interact with other attendees in the chat box but also attend to your bio needs, hopefully not at the same time (but no judgement).

I think that's it! Type "stack" in the chat to comment.

munitions just arrived

as the person with most testosterone, i will lead the assault. cobra team, activate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSkik6EUQUc

Our sharepoint is getting ddosed

yikes at the brownface in that!

I assumed it was a "Gunga Din" reference, brownface and all.

cobra team - we must find the original tapes and destroy them

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/Cobra_Command_Logo.svg/1200px-Cobra_Command_Logo.svg.png

Ned is our Destro

i want the leader to wear a costume

no I'm Destro.

does antifa mix Negronis or

you know it, but we use local gin of course

Look I'm concerned that's a problematic name

Should we assign a group to addressing that? I could go for a drink right now, but don’t want to support colonial imperialism.

Also hi. Sorry I’m late, it took longer than I anticipated to get my zine ready.

our leader should wear a helmet mask a la darth vader and we should never see their true face

https://i.imgur.com/rYnKRoL.png

NO JOE!

everyone i know rooted for Cobra over the "good guys"

I gained new respect for Destro after enduring this affront to his dignity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zjecZhejUE

also

can I chair the Amaro committee

https://i.imgur.com/NKJFKN1.png

Daaaaamn

guys do not use the bathroom in the lobby it is clogged repeat it is clogged and plunging will not work.

we believe it might be fascist sabotage but some have blamed KM for this.

nean you know I haven't destroyed a toilet in over 10 years, I can assure you that wasn't me

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

just saying, that guy's pants consistently look a little full to me

actually, i lied/suppressed: on my honeymoon in seattle (for a morning en route to other places), i did absolutely clog the only toilet at a very crowded restaurant at brunch -- bloody marys + tons of coffee -- and I did flee the scene. it was humiliating because even when i went in there was already a line of 4 people. people were knocking on the door and i was saying "just a minute!" while desperately trying to fix the toilet. i texted my partner and asked to pay the bill as quickly as possible, and then i put some toilet paper on top of the problem and said "sorry about that" as i walked directly out past the line of people, past the register, out the door and around the corner

that was at the end of the second Obama administration. in some ways i feel like i "created" the trump era through my taboo act

guys we need a moment to discuss the confession above

EEEEE-YOoonk

EEEEE-YOoonk

we gave them a huge tip

and i hope they wrote "solidarity!" on the receipt

semi-solidarity!

i'm sorry

https://i.imgur.com/EKE0OCu.png

Guys these are not the brownshirts I came here to fight

Not a great idea to joke about this imo

who cranked the clown horn during daylight hours

who has transgressed against the night

I’ve got the matches

Yeah, my butt and your ... face the music, maaaaaan.

Has the meeting started? And can anyone eat some of those chips?

so, what kind of crimes are we planning on for august?

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

I'm currently designing back-to-school PeeChee folders with multiplication tables, metric equivalents, and a handy guide to Critical Race Theory printed on the inside leaf

Just spitballing here, but with most schools coming back into session soon, how about we kidnap a bunch of home-schooled kids and indoctrinate them into socialist robots by forcing them to attend public schools?

oooh, i like that aimless. we can call it Project Inevitable Equality at All Costs, and it will dovetail with Andy's CRT scheme as well

god, i love this kind of antifa brainstorming. it makes all the crazy drugs we take and try to push on innocent children so worth it

Attending a kindergarten named after Malcolm X is probably the best way for the little ones to learn just how bad America really is

I say we invest in Spike Lee's cryptocurrency

they're onto us

https://www.opb.org/article/2021/10/01/senior-homeland-security-leaders-pushed-unfounded-antifa-conspiracy-at-2020-portland-protests-report-states/

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

senior official

i have procured the soviet mood cannon and am ready to deploy at the office of the local police union. the device has been set to "extremely bad vibes" and am awaiting green light

but haven't we all be awaiting our "green light" for so long now

EEEEE-YOoonk

it really makes you think, doesn't it, comrade connor

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

comrade connor is a quiet kind of man

always listening to that ipod "central" of his

some pig clogged the public toilet again

Suspects at large, and we have nothing to go on

sarahell, for real is your ilxmail up to date? i had a quick question for you. NOT about antifa.

― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, July 9, 2021 12:38 PM (three months ago)

just saw this, yes, yes it is.

welcome back comrade sleeve!

https://realscreen.com/2022/06/23/hbo-docuseries-the-anarchists-from-blumhouse-set-for-july-10-premiere/

does anyone know anything more about this show than what's in the PR? Maybe we can have watch parties or something?

following

I got an HBO subscription as a reward for quitting going to 3 hours of pointless & increasingly toxic WG meetings every other week

ouch, but glad you moved on

https://wlos.com/news/local/asheville-protests-concerning-email-threatening-police-department-north-carolina-demonstrations

uh, clearly an imposter. protonmail is the official email platform of Antifa.

i started a thread
Anarchists Watch THE ANARCHISTS ON HBO

this is an absolutely brilliant thread

15 October 1943, future Presidents of Italy, Sandro Pertini (photo, left) & Giuseppe Saragat (photo, right) are arrested by Italian fascists. They are interrogated, beaten, handed over to the SS & sentenced to death. Three months later they make a daring escape [Thread] >> 1 pic.twitter.com/2GV1jDD8tR

— Nicholas Whithorn (@NickWhithorn) October 15, 2022

bad news antifa!

President Donald Trump said he is designating the far-left anti-fascism movement Antifa as a terrorist organization, announcing the move on his Truth Social platform in the early hours of Thursday morning UK time.

It wasn’t immediately clear what mechanism Trump would use to make the designation, and Antifa lacks centralized structure or defined leadership, making it unclear who or what precisely would be targeted.

“I am pleased to inform our many U.S.A. Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION,” Trump wrote. “I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

going to have to break out those soros-funded gm supersoldiers I guess

for real though, this is frightening to me.

yes, you can make the point that trump has no authority to do this. and that the u.s. doesn't even have an official "domestic terrorism group" designation. but, you can also point to how lawless and cruel the 'global war on terror' was and is, and oh yeah, to those people in boats in the gulf of mexico who are getting executed at trump's direction with some regularity now, without evidence, without trial. everyone knows it's wrong, but they keep doing it, and the people are dead whether it was right or wrong.

mccarthyism is back and stronger than ever. and you remember what brought it down, in the 50s? among other things, mccarthy being caught lying, a growing awareness among (some) people that they were being spoonfed bullshit by an entire political party, "Have you no sense of decency, sir?", etc? that was during the brief era when there were sometimes consequences for lying constantly. radio could provide some a sense of 24/7 news from around the world, but in general, people were reading the news in the newspaper, the following morning. there was a great lag/delay in the news ecosystem, and maybe that allowed for people to...THINK...for a minute about what they were hearing? and maybe talk about it with other people in their physical community who also had some time to digest news and think for a minute? that era is gone. the massive acceleration toward NOW and reactions NOW means that before you've even heard about the thing that happened 20 minutes ago, there is already a distributed massive counterargument that's echoing through everyone's phones. "Have you no sense of decency, sir?" can never work now, because the person who said that (Joseph Welch) would have immediately been the target of a campaign of total bullshit about why it was actually WELCH who had no decency, etc etc

we have so much more information at our fingertips, which means that so much more information can be manipulated by others and used to confuse

anyway, antifa meeting at the usual spot, next friday!

Also, you started this thread, the official home of Antifa, so they'll be coming after YOU

Also: in five minutes a new squirrel will enter his field of vision, and he'll yell 'Squirrel!' and move on to the next thing

xp ah SHIT!

edit thread title to Antifascist Meeting Thread, problem solved (narrator: it wouldn't be)

...i have been thinking this was antifalafel thread this whole time. and i'm not even anti-falafel, i'm just asking questions

we might have to burn this thread

I have some bleach in the laundry room we could use to erase the hard drive, but we should vote on this first.

I guess they're going after the funders of Antifa, so we'll have to get rid of the coffee donation jar at our underground lair

going after antifa is like going after hippies or surfers, good luck donald trump

Like…. can’t we just say YES ANTIFA IS VERY BAD THAT’S WHY WE ARE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING CALLED THE ANTI-FASCISTS.

Didn’t the assholes come up with “antifa” as a way to distance the protesters from their values? Am I remembering this right? In my mind, no anti-fascists call themselves antifa but what do I know.

lol no

I second Cow Art's proposal, let's bring it to a vote

Antifa comes from anti fascist resistance in nazi germany

Have there been any actual terrorist attacks tied to “antifa”?

let's bring it to a vote

I'm sorry sir we are bound to consensus agreements regardless of how many brutal lengthy exhausting meetings that takes

we could take a vote for using consensus-minus-one but it would have to me almost unanimous with only a single dissenting member

gah "have to be" dammit, hate having typos in jokes

these are difficult times for antifa. we have to stay so secretive and hidden, even from each other, so that we never, ever communicate or discuss any plans. we’re going to need to lay low for a long while and continue to not do anything, or have any organization, leadership, or accomplishments. it is important that we continue to not even know who we are, if there are members of antifa, or where to find people who are.

what makes us dangerous is our sense of radical possibility. we are a completely blank slate — and you know what that blank slate can become? words. and numbers. and drawings. ideas. that’s where antifa is going, once we remain completely blank and a nonentity - then we begin drawing.

can we please vote on that

*stands*

I AM ANTIFA!

*crickets*

xp to sleeve have you ever tried "consensus minus two"? It's like consensus minus one, but a single person is not enough to block consensus

It works good if you have one person who is super contrarian

No it doesn't

sadly I am very familiar with consensus-minus-two, and yes it's generally the best route

lol

like I literally know legal incorporated housing collectives who use that

we are bound to consensus agreements regardless of how many brutal lengthy exhausting meetings that takes

I would like to recommend that Comrade Sleeve has a rigorous self-criticism session to examine his revolutionary conflicts, in front of us all

guys this is my first dictatorship so just let me know how I can help

i just want to go on record saying i've always hated the word "antifa." i hate how it's a four-syllable word shortened to a three-syllable word. and i hate how the stress falls on a part of a word, the -ti and Anti-, that isn't stressed at all in the original word, and never would be. for these reasons, i'm sorry to say, i have to agree with the new terrorism designation

tough but fair

I think we should vote on whether to ask a mod to omit the word "antifa" from the thread title, so it becomes just "Meeting Thread". In the event the motion passes, we should propose and vote on alternative thread titles. Until the first motion has been voted on, it should be out of order to propose or discuss alternative titles.

I vote for "Antifascist Shenanigans"

point of order!!!!!

sustained

I propose that we put in place-guards to insure our votes are secure and that every member of Antifa is a card-carrying member of Antifa.

Here, fill out these forms.

Have there been any actual terrorist attacks tied to “antifa”?

It’s just revenge for the Jan 6 prosecutions and the push to label the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers as domestic terrorists.

Also it’s an admission that he is a fascist and therefore antifa is his enemy and needs to be punished.

Also it is a preliminary justification for disappearing anyone they can find a way to label as antifa.

lol that was supposed to be block quotes

Or is that “black bloc quotes”?

Q: What can I do to prevent being invited to the “antifa” meeting??

A: it’s too late, you’re already on the mailing list. it’s definitely coming up, in an area near you, on a night when you’re free, too

if I buy an enamal flags badge am i an official antifa and also will i be immediately put on a terrorist watch list?

we don't have any tote bags but we have this nice balaclava

it says ANTIFA right on the front so there won't be any confusion

I am antifa, in that I am anti-falutin’. Get away from me with that high falutin’!

Do re mi so la ti do

^ anti-fa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUI_SBS6-Uk

My first time ever clicking this thread. Dying at “EEEEE-YOoonk, it screams into the night.”

Doing a bulk order on the bucket hats, please paypal me at your earliest convenience and we should have them in time for the meetup

https://sousouro-streetwear.gr/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/bch12302-2.jpg

So who is the new point person for communications with Comrade Soros?

Andy, we don’t use PayPal anymore… don’t you read the Finance Working Group meeting minutes!

Report back from the OpSec Working Group

1. Members are encouraged to vote for their favorite AI-created Charlie K1rk memes to post on social media. No one could think of anything non-celebratory so AI was tasked with this.
2. A list of underutilized Evangelical church facebook pages was circulated. Members are encouraged to like at least one of them.
3. Comrade Rafiq managed to hack one of them and create a group where they are Admin. Members are encouraged to join.
4. Comrade Billy found a good source of leaked credit card data on the dark web of MAGA aligned donors — the Finance WG will test them
5. Whoever printed out the Which Luigi Are You Today meme and taped it to the Community Fridge outside our meeting hall, please remove it.

xp yeah we are Venmo-only now

I don't have venmo :-(

I have concerns about sourcing the bucket hats from non-union labor; was the supplier on the Approved List?

Comrades the worst has happened... be careful who you talk to, and be prepared to incinerate your official membership card

President Trump on Monday signed an order designating the anti-fascist movement antifa as a domestic terrorist organization, following through on a pledge in the wake of the killing of Charlie Kirk to crack down on left-wing groups.

The order alleges antifa uses “illegal means to organize and execute a campaign of violence and terrorism nationwide” to accomplish its goals of overthrowing the government and law enforcement.

“Individuals associated with and acting on behalf of Antifa further coordinate with other organizations and entities for the purpose of spreading, fomenting, and advancing political violence and suppressing lawful political speech,” the order states. “This organized effort designed to achieve policy objectives by coercion and intimidation is domestic terrorism.”

at the same time, we need to step up the fundraising

‪J. Elvis Weinstein‬
✧@jelvisweinst✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

hey guys! we're back in the news... my mom taped this to the fridge, she couldn't be more proud

The homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem, on Wednesday compared antifa to MS-13, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Islamic State, calling the loosely affiliated network of antifascist street activists “just as dangerous” as designated terrorist organizations during a White House roundtable discussion.

“They are just as sophisticated as MS-13, as TDA (Tren de Aragua), as Isis, as Hezbollah, as Hamas, as all of them, they are just as dangerous,” Noem said. “They have an agenda to destroy us, just like the other terrorists we’ve dealt with for many, many years.”

big shoes to fill, we need to step up our game

Be the Hezbollah you want to see in the world

We should elect a treasurer. There’s overflowing gold at the back of the dungeon

Ditch your burner phones, everone.

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tea party said we were dopes. let’s meet them in the alley and KICK SOME TEA PARTY ASS TONIGHT.

1-2-3 ANTIFA!!!

We should elect a Treasurer who actually is just a name on paper because capitalism

Pigasus for Treasurer!

bad news, someone tracked down the secret origins of our little club. it turns out antifa has its roots fighting against nazis! embarrassing!

the independent is a really good source of journalism, everyone in antifa nation relies on it, i love quoting from it

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-antifa-portland-pam-bondi-posobiec-b2842048.html

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The quotes came thick and fast from the others around the table. At one point, someone casually addressed an imaginary Antifa member, saying: “You will be crushed by the Constitution.” Just as the Founding Fathers intended, no doubt.

The frenzied energy in the room was palpable even through a screen. Influencer Brandi Kruse did a monologue about how she used to “suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome” and how, since she changed sides, “I’m happier, I’m more healthy, I think I’m even a bit more attractive.”

Not to be outdone, in came Jack Posobiec, one of the right’s weirdest hangers-on, who is perhaps most famous for the time he spread the “Pizzagate” theory and then got removed from the pizzeria in question by police for filming a child’s birthday party. Running with the major theme of the hour — that Antifa is definitely, certainly, really real despite all evidence to the contrary, and that everybody needs to stop saying it’s not real — Posobiec made a startling claim: Antifa is so clearly real that it “has been going on for almost 100 years ... going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany.”

And look, yes, it is absolutely true that there were anti-fascist protesters in the Weimar Republic. If you’ll remember, those were the people taking issue with the early versions of the Nazis. But it’s sort of difficult to position yourself as the good guys if you’re aligning yourself with the Nazis in your historical analogy. I’m just saying that, if I was Posobiec’s publicity guy, I might ask him to drop that soundbite from future public appearances.

yeah, the giddiness of the radical right over the destruction of democracy and rapid consolidation of authoritarian rule has resulted in a lot of them clearly embracing the analogy of Hitler sweeping aside the Wiemar Republic. they're so excited over the prospect of unbridled power they just can't see a problem in identifying with the Nazis.

nazis made the trains run on time. My personal goal as a card-carrying antifa member, is to make the trains run a little early, and sometimes a few minutes behind schedule

destroying america, one tardy train at a time

Comrade Andy for this heroic deed you are now the Supreme Leader of antifa

I understand that our founder's girlfriend has been arrested by the Man, I hope she remembers that snitches get stitches

i’m sorry comrade Andy but you should have capitalized Founder. Our Founder. you can no longer be the surpreme leader of antifa

easy come,easy go

they want to eliminate our very existence
I hope Rachael is okay and has her inhaler and epi-pen

“One of the individuals we arrested recently in Portland was the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa,” Noem said. “And we’re hoping as we go after her and prosecute her, we'll get more and more information about the network and how we can root them out and eliminate them from the existence of American society.”

Is anyone opposed to Pigasus as Antifa Treasurer?

keeping an animal is a big responsibility. food, vet bills, clean bedding, cute outfits. if we had a treasurer we could ask them if we could afford that.

I’m all for the treasurer but we need a guard too. For that big dungeon room with the treasure

https://bsky.app/profile/dieworkwear.bsky.social/post/3m2vflhzu6c2a

I'm hearing complaints from the payroll department about how many extra people showed up today, it's gonna take them weeks to get all these checks out now. They are asking for volunteers if anyone has some spare time.

Oh, that must be why I haven't gotten my Soros check this week.

Been sitting here like an idiot refreshing the web portal.

you don't see the poxy fule error screen? that's what I got.

when are we actually going to DO something?

there’s been something on mind, about antifa

it’s like…who are we? what are we doing? what’s the vision?

and, i get it, this is not cool, it’s never going to be cool, but WHERE is the documentation? if you’re starting from scratch in antifa, that’s great, you get the 16mm rounds, you get the custom grenades. but then what? what are we doing? health insurance questions, who can answer them? depends on who you ask.

I think we need to get a facilitator and do a visioning retreat where we whiteboard ideas and do a SWOT analysis.

Maybe we schedule it for Christmas, because it could be an effective way to continue our war on said holiday.

Comrades Pelosi and Schumer aren’t available that week, unfortunately.

This is a grassroots visioning session… they probably shouldn’t be invited anyway tbh

I'm hearing complaints from the payroll department about how many extra people showed up today, it's gonna take them weeks to get all these checks out now. They are asking for volunteers if anyone has some spare time.

I signed up for the Venmo option, came through just fine. Technically I feel like it should have been for 2.5 hours rather than 2, to cover the drive time. But I'll write off the other half-hour as a donation.

(Also I had to pay for parking, but I don't even wanna deal with the reimbursement hassle.)

I'm looking forward to the many and varied Lunch N' Learn options. I just wish signing up for them was more intuitive.

I also wish they had come up with a better name than Antifa University, but whatevs, as long as I get my Continuing Education credits.

I am in position at the Northridge Dave & Buster's

Henry have you checked out the registration portal on Antifa University Extension — Anti UX has a better interface imo

Hi comrades!!!!

Another Monday morning, am I right?

Ok so I heard there was a big AWS outage overnight. I guess I applaud the initiative of whoever did this, but.

I thought all direct actions were supposed to be approved by a two-thirds margin. Or are we just regarding the bylaws as "suggestions" now?

Consensus minus 2 tbh

^^^

I found a new HQ building, can we submit this to purchasing?

https://media.rightmove.co.uk/8k/7730/161942969/7730_33883755_IMG_08_0001.jpeg

Finance WG?

for reference:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/161942969#/media?id=media6&ref=photoCollage&channel=RES_BUY

The floor plan cracks me up for some reason

it's a blank slate! build to spec!

Xp the site plan cracks me up even more!

The Building WG wants to point out that we might have problems with occupant loads and egress factors based on ICC standards.

Several parachutes on the roof, problem solved.

Also, we can’t get a certificate of occupancy

If we don’t change the use of the building from existing, then would we need a C of O?

Like, let’s say less than 10% changes from water tower to office use … and the other 90% is storage … then we would not need to change occupancy, do upgrades and get new C of O?

Or … we could have RVs and trailers in the garden …

Boring, do you know if there are setback reqs or restrictions on parking?

I came here because I thought you guys were anarchists? But you are talking about zoning WTF

RVs over a ton need to be in a completely enclosed building, the footprint of which cannot be more than 560 square feet, and it has to be in the rear yard at least eight feet from the primary structure and 10 feet from any property line and at least 50 feet from the centerline of the nearest road. But since we are violent anarchists I guess we could place it 49 feet and dare the pigs to come and take it.

That’s what I’m talking about! Fight the power!

Even people who want to burn it all down may require ADA-compliant accessibility features.

Also some of our more delicate members have sensitivity to mold, mildew, asbestos, VOCs, etc., so the Building WG is rightfully concerned with standards.

But there is no rear yard! And how do they know what our RVs weigh?

I came here because I thought you guys were anarchists? But you are talking about zoning WTF

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, November 10, 2025 2:07 AM (five hours ago)

Well, sure, I'm an anarchist. That doesn't mean we get to trample willy-nilly over zoning regulations. So-called "law" under imperialist capitalism is codified patriarchal white supremacist oppression of marginalized groups, sure, and I think we should resist that in the most effective way possible. For me, that means prioritizing opposing laws that promote white supremacy and oppression. Which means that I second what YMP says upthread.

Zoning regulations, while they exist within a context of imperialist capitalist oppression, do actually serve a valuable purpose. Meeting zoning regulations isn't a matter of capitulating to imperial rule, but a matter of providing for marginalized people more effectively than authoritarian rule can. Who's going to support anarchism if it just means they lose what little protection from tyranny they already have? God, imagine ignoring zoning regulations. What next? Burning down a police station without making sure everybody involved has access to ADA-compliant restroom facilities? Not requiring COVID precautions at riots? Angry mobs are all well and good, but some of us are immunocompromised. Any angry mob that doesn't require AND ENFORCE six feet of space between rioters at all times is just perpetuating capitalist oppression of the disadvantaged.

To be clear, none of this is about you personally. I do absolutely take your concerns seriously, and I think there's a serious argument to be made that focusing overmuch on compliance might undermine our credibility as anarchists. My proposal is that we form a committee to work out the issue and report back to the main discussion. YMP, quincie, would you be interested in joining the committee? Of course we want to do this in a timely manner, so I suggest we'd want to meet twice a week for at least a four week period, to give us ample time to work through the issue. What's your availability?

OK, wait, hold on, I've had a look at the building and the floor plan. I do think there are serious problems with using this building as a HQ even aside from lack of ADA compliance (which I think _is_ important even though the building is in York and therefore is not technically subject to ADA regulations). Come to think of it, the building being in York might also be an issue. Of course we're a proletarian international movement, but I feel like having to fly over to York every time we want to have an in-person meeting might cause some issues. I mean, if we're going to carry about our radical agenda we have to have regular meetings to set our radical agenda, and I just don't know if I'd be able to make those meetings on a regular basis.

What I'm seeing as a bigger issue, though, is the architectural design. I'm sure you've all read the book _Architecture and Morality_ by David Watkin. I haven't, of course, but I have heard the OMD album. I guess I should at least read the Wikipedia article...

Oh. Oh. My apologies, Watkin is clearly an imperialist shill. I have to agree with noted architect Peter Banham's description of _Morality and Architecture_ as "offensive". Certainly it's at the very least Islamophobic. Well regardless, even if Watkin's ideas are hopelessly bourgeois, the question of _ethics_ in architecture remain. My critique of brutalism isn't based on Watkin's bigoted promotion of white supremacist Western hegemony, but in leftist intersectional praxis. The problem, to be blunt, is tankies. We in antifa have a serious tankie problem as it is. My concern is that adopting a brutalist building as our headquarters might be taken as an open invitation to every defender of Stalin to come by and start bleating their statist dogmas at us. Obviously this would be suboptimal.

When it comes to accessibility to the disabled, I would also like to strongly suggest that we look at the issue through the lens of intersectional disability politics. For instance, we do have to address the issue of invisible disability. I personally have ADHD and audio processing disorder. The ADHD means that I'm time-blind, meaning I have a very difficult time showing up for meetings on time. The audio processing disorder means that I get really disoriented and uncomfortable in a lot of public spaces. Unless we do major structural renovations to the space, the concrete of this building would, I've learned from experience, only exacerbate the issue for me.

Also, can we have the building declared a fragrance-free zone? I have several friends who don't do well with fragrances.

I should note that I don't totally agree with Peter Banham (not, of course, to be confused with Peter Baynham) when it comes to his take on brutalism, but I would like to note that Peter Cook (not, of course, to be confused with Peter Cook) did find his work to be, per wikipedia, an "absorbing arena of thought", though lamentably this particular reference lacks a citation.

Are all these snacks gluten-free or just some? I can't tell if this postit note that says 'Gluten Free' was meant apply generally or if it just fell off the bowl of bagel chips onto the table.

I should note that I don't totally agree with Peter Banham (not, of course, to be confused with Peter Baynham)

(Breaking character) deep cut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTGRD0m79qU

+1 to the tankie problem. We had some tankies trying to exploit the consensus minus one practice in order to block proposals in the Finance WG.

+1 to amplifying intersectional disability discourse. Also, real talk, a lot of our members are elderly, such as Comrade Soros, and Comrade Sanders.

Also, some zoning regulations uphold white supremacy… think of the predominance of the single family home and how “family” is defined. There are also regulations that tend to punish the poor. However, considering this proposed site is in the center of a garden, I really think we can determine what is the rear yard or just deem that requirement to be N/A to our project.

We could all get married to each other like the Oneida Community to get around the family definition.

It differs by jurisdiction… also if we aren’t using the site for residential purposes, does it matter? Or, if we are installing RVs and modular tiny homes, then each would be its own dwelling unit and we wouldn’t have to exceed the max for unrelated people living together?

The Free Healthcare For All coalition wants to know if we can get the solid gold Cattelan toilet?

And the Membership WG wants to know why someone flagged prospective member “Colinrobinson” from joining Antifa

Keep those tiny homes at 120 sq ft and we're good. That is "under roof" though, so no porches unless a separate structure!

I got my new Auntie Fa t-shirts btw. Is it blue on Tuesdays and rainbows on Fridays? Tyvm all.

why have we not talked about chipping in on a small island and starting an antifa micro nation? Too bureaucratic?

The Public Displays of Wokeness WG is seeking mutual aid funds for materials and supplies in order to craft size inclusive Labubu costumes for protests like the one against TPUSA

“The pathway to human thriving” - U.S. POLITICS NOVEMBER 2025

good job team. we ran a distract mission with zoning and infiltrated rob schneider headquarters. i’m linking to the post with the evidence rather than putting it directly here, for security reasons

it turns out rob schneider is even unfunner than anyone ever knew. what’s in hq is sad and ultimately disappointing, and we will all be learning more about this in the coming days