give JD Vance a new stage name

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Hillbilly Eulogy
Yuppie Kentucky
Creep Veep

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:12 (one year ago)

Can’t Dance Vance

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:17 (one year ago)

Mamaw's Boy

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:19 (one year ago)

The Beard Ride No One Would Take

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:20 (one year ago)

bring to mind that line from Black Books about "a beard with an idiot hanging from it"

omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:22 (one year ago)

Ohio Player

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:23 (one year ago)

The Cincinnati (suburb) Kid

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:27 (one year ago)

https://i.redd.it/pga262gbr9741.jpg

omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:49 (one year ago)

The Legend of Carpetbagger Vance

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:51 (one year ago)

JV Dance

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:54 (one year ago)

Dew Shbag

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:01 (one year ago)

The Applelatchkey Kid

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:02 (one year ago)

DJ Senator JD Lance Vance

calstars, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:03 (one year ago)

VJ Dance, featured at your local Rainbow Lounge every Friday night

hat tip to stevie d for that one

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:06 (one year ago)

Thiel’s Toy

Only Built 4 Cuban/Rock '24 (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:08 (one year ago)

Bigot Smalls

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:09 (one year ago)

as i mentioned on the other thread, he has had THREE government names:

James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman; August 2, 1984). James Donald Bowman was born on August 2, 1984, in Middletown, Ohio, to Beverly Carol (née Vance; born 1961) and Donald Ray Bowman (1959–2023). His parents divorced when he was a toddler. Shortly afterward, Bowman was adopted by his mother's third husband, Bob Hamel, and had his name changed to James David Hamel.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:13 (one year ago)

all good assassin names!

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:14 (one year ago)

VD Chance

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:18 (one year ago)

Skeevy J Con

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:23 (one year ago)

Vance in your pants

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:34 (one year ago)

I've seen him referred to as Nazi Teddy Ruxpin.

visiting, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:36 (one year ago)

Suburb Dew

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:43 (one year ago)

DJ Bad Terminator

master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:53 (one year ago)

Vajajay Dance

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:36 (one year ago)

Vance Vance Peed in his Pants

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:49 (one year ago)

RichKid VD The Jaybricator

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:29 (one year ago)

van jones on cnn just called him Quayle from Yale.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:45 (one year ago)

My Little Jabrony

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:18 (one year ago)

gameboy vance

master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:26 (one year ago)

My occasional dyslexia resulted in my referring to him as VD Jance, but I like J. Danforth Vance as a nod to his fellow Ohio River-area lightweight

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 04:02 (one year ago)

DP Vance

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:45 (one year ago)

Just Dew-it Vance

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:05 (one year ago)

wow, Servant of the Wank is kinda perfect for him.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:48 (one year ago)

my favorite Deicide album

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 13:04 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/lJo1Apx.gif

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 14:10 (one year ago)

hold it this is even better

https://i.imgur.com/3Gxmfgl.png

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:12 (one year ago)

Vance looks like the most successful Chapo host

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:14 (one year ago)

J. Diva

jmm, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:12 (one year ago)

Ol' 64-Pack Vance

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:23 (one year ago)

Junior Varsity Vibes

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:37 (one year ago)

Pence Noosebeard

BrianB, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:19 (one year ago)

Neckbeard Crabs

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:27 (one year ago)

it really is crazy to me that we've reached a point in U.S. history where the GOP nominee is Donald Trump, who was already president once, and the best VP pick he can come up with is a guy who openly admitted to having sex with furniture.

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:32 (one year ago)

That’s a long name. Maybe you thought this was the politics thread ?

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:49 (one year ago)

No whenever one meets him that's how he should be referred to, that's his name

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:50 (one year ago)

lol ok!

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 23:23 (one year ago)

he looks like if Haley Joel Osmond wore eyeliner

brimstead, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:07 (one year ago)

Bowman-Hamel Overdrive

budo jeru, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:30 (one year ago)

it really is crazy to me that we've reached a point in U.S. history where the GOP nominee is Donald Trump, who was already president once, and the best VP pick he can come up with is a guy who openly admitted to having sex with furniture.

― omar little, Wednesday, July 24, 2024 5:32 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

what is the joke here?

budo jeru, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:30 (one year ago)

America is the joke

frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:33 (one year ago)

the aristocouch!

big baby billy bass (m bison), Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:34 (one year ago)

now how on earth would Snopes know that

frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:44 (one year ago)

Lol at Boing Boing.

You can learn in flight if sum1 cummed on a couch

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:58 (one year ago)

The Ginger and Boots

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:28 (one year ago)

just realized this guy is like a combination of Eric and Don Jr. wonder if they're the ones who picked him

frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:33 (one year ago)

Apparently it was Tucker Carlson who convinced him to go with Vance.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:36 (one year ago)

haa

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:36 (one year ago)

yeah Trump is obviously weird as shit but there's a different way in which a lot of frontline Republicans are weird, a way which Trump I'm sure recognizes and dislikes but unfortunately he has attracted nothing but these folks

frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:40 (one year ago)

JD Vance, Vance Refrigeration

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 July 2024 03:19 (one year ago)

lol

calstars, Thursday, 25 July 2024 10:32 (one year ago)

JD Vance's "JD Vance did not have sex with a couch" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 25 July 2024 10:46 (one year ago)

From that factchecking page whose main interest was to list all the jokes, I thought Chesterfield Fornicator was pretty good

Nabozo, Thursday, 25 July 2024 12:03 (one year ago)

Was just watching a clip of Whoopie Goldberg taking him down for the "childless cat lady" comments he made with Tucker Carlson, and I'm thinking that, like "Tucker", "J.D." is a name that can be uttered with such scorn and derision that it doesn't really need a stand-in. It's a good name for an old punk rock banjo player from Texas, but not for a VP candidate.

BrianB, Thursday, 25 July 2024 13:20 (one year ago)

Grizzle MacDrissy Bo

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 July 2024 14:15 (one year ago)

Sofa King Dumb

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 25 July 2024 14:18 (one year ago)

Porta-John Boy

Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 July 2024 14:19 (one year ago)

fouchcucker

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2024 15:53 (one year ago)

"Hey man, what you want?"

"You got sofa?"

"Sofa?"

"Sofa J.Deez nuts!"

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 July 2024 15:59 (one year ago)

James D Necrovancer

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2024 16:27 (one year ago)

DJ Benbbag

he/him hoo-hah (map), Thursday, 25 July 2024 16:34 (one year ago)

Donald J. Chump

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 25 July 2024 16:59 (one year ago)

the couch thing getting more attention than a literal assassination attempt is a good example of how Trumpism can backfire

frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 17:02 (one year ago)

Couch with Eyeliner

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 25 July 2024 17:03 (one year ago)

JD Velvet-defiler

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:27 (one year ago)

Roscoe Couchcum

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:29 (one year ago)

JD GloveLove

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:30 (one year ago)

Jizzed Divan Vance

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:40 (one year ago)

Loveseat Larry

Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 July 2024 20:43 (one year ago)

Dewey Chesterfield

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 26 July 2024 00:31 (one year ago)

A nod to President Keyes, I'm thinking Jizz DiVan'ce

Jaq, Friday, 26 July 2024 00:44 (one year ago)

damn you guys are hitting it out of the fucking park lol

calstars, Friday, 26 July 2024 00:51 (one year ago)

Chaise Weirdbeard

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 26 July 2024 10:15 (one year ago)

what to do when your roommate JD Vance doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex with your couch in the living room

HT Roz in the tropes thread

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 July 2024 11:35 (one year ago)

lol

in the same spirit, Innocent Couch Befouler

Roz, Friday, 26 July 2024 12:01 (one year ago)

J D-as in Dolphin-Vance

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 July 2024 15:40 (one year ago)

Flipper Vance

Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 July 2024 16:02 (one year ago)

faster than lightning

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 July 2024 16:06 (one year ago)

Delfin Sur

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 July 2024 16:22 (one year ago)

Free Willy

Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 July 2024 17:32 (one year ago)

Y tu dolphin tambien

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 July 2024 18:41 (one year ago)

lol!

calstars, Friday, 26 July 2024 19:15 (one year ago)

Squeaky

Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 July 2024 19:16 (one year ago)

Seen elsewhere: Vladimir Futon

Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 July 2024 21:44 (one year ago)

heh

calstars, Saturday, 27 July 2024 22:06 (one year ago)

He loves his women Juicy and Dilated

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 21:23 (one year ago)

On their way to a 15 year old’s OBGYN appt pic.twitter.com/63TTCQXXsX

— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) August 7, 2024

StanM, Friday, 9 August 2024 00:40 (one year ago)

you can tell how phony he is from a distance

lag∞n, Friday, 9 August 2024 00:42 (one year ago)

Tim Heidecker finally gave it a go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oanKBd8bpUA

as pointed out in the comments Vance and Trump have a sort of Tim/G. Amato relationship goin on

frogbs, Sunday, 11 August 2024 16:36 (one year ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 August 2024 17:13 (one year ago)

ah very interesting

Vance: The one thing I like about Donald Trump is he actually will talk to anybody... Donald Trump has spent a lot of quality time with my wife. Every time he sees her, he gives her a hug, tells her she's beautiful

Q: Trump dined with Nick Fuentes, a white supremacist, at Mar-a-Lago. He has still not disavowed Fuentes

Vance: The one thing I like about Donald Trump is he actually will talk to anybody... Donald Trump has spent a lot of quality time with my wife. Every time he sees her, he… pic.twitter.com/6XPtqTaPSE

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 11, 2024

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 August 2024 17:20 (one year ago)

"anybody, even my wife"

StanM, Sunday, 11 August 2024 18:21 (one year ago)

Vance just gave an interview where he basically accused Walz of not having affection for his own wife. The interviewer was even like, uh you sure that’s what you’re going with?

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 August 2024 18:57 (one year ago)

“He’s not even offered up his wife to get railed by Trump while he watches, what kind of terrible husband is he?”

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:01 (one year ago)

Vance accused the Democratic ticket of “a little bit of projection,” contrasting how he’d hugged and kissed his own wife after his first speech as the Republican vice presidential nominee.

“Tim Walz gave his wife a nice, firm Midwestern handshake, and then tried to sort of awkwardly correct for it,” Vance said.

“I think what it is, is two people, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, who aren’t comfortable in their own skin, because they’re uncomfortable with their policy positions for the American people,” he said. “And so they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better. I think that’s weird, Dana, but look, they can call me whatever they want to.”

Asked whether he was suggesting the governor doesn’t have affection for his wife, Vance said Walz “acted weird, which he did, on a national stage in front of his wife.”

"i'm not weird, but whenever i see a couple hug i rate in from 1 to 10, 1 being no sex, 10 being sex every day"

master of the pan (abanana), Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:13 (one year ago)

"And so they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better."

WHY ON EARTH would you say something like this if Donald Trump was your running-mate?

scott seward, Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:16 (one year ago)

"The ONE thing I like..."

nashwan, Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:28 (one year ago)

they genuinely have no idea how this comes off

frogbs, Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:59 (one year ago)

I think they should keep complaining, the vast majority of Americans just love whining and complaining to the mods.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 August 2024 20:41 (one year ago)

ominous

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GUFifMcbcAAy0S8?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Monday, 12 August 2024 00:10 (one year ago)

the danger of weaponizing pictures of j.d. vance in drag. discuss!

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 August 2024 15:54 (one year ago)

Kinda looks like he's dressed as Kurt Cobain

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 16:02 (one year ago)

TS: Megan Thee Stallion vs. Pushin' Thee Cushion

Jedi, I've got your number (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 August 2024 20:54 (one year ago)

missing the eyeliner

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 August 2024 22:49 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Eh9_xgJQY

scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 15:44 (eleven months ago)

so not gonna happen

DailyMail. com has obtained a photo of JD Vance posing with three female classmates in a boys restroom during his senior year of high school in Ohio.

So weird. pic.twitter.com/whpFfDUGtV

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) August 15, 2024

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Friday, 16 August 2024 15:59 (eleven months ago)

maybe its just the photo but the lady in the middle there looks pretty old

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:02 (eleven months ago)

"I'm a COOL mom, I let my daughters drink, I pee with them in pictures..."

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2024 16:08 (eleven months ago)

yeah could be the girl on the lefts mom

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:15 (eleven months ago)

AJ Soprano vibes from JD

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Friday, 16 August 2024 16:18 (eleven months ago)

lol otm

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:18 (eleven months ago)

when i see that picture i think: couches were not the only inanimate objects he was fucking at home.

scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:20 (eleven months ago)

My Weird School

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Friday, 16 August 2024 16:22 (eleven months ago)

so not gonna happen

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2024 16:28 (eleven months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK9V-NqZlRk

scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:46 (eleven months ago)

hes so bad at this not sure ive seen anything quite like it

I love when extremely unfunny people try to riff pic.twitter.com/8UGhBv6mT5

— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) August 16, 2024

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:32 (eleven months ago)

i'm obsessively searching for the joke

omar little, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:39 (eleven months ago)

at least his attempted quips aren't just straight insults like Trump's

StanM, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:40 (eleven months ago)

not to be Body Language Guy but that is absolutely the first time he's ever held that leash https://t.co/PRLdj5BUPM

— Erik Hane (@erikhane) August 16, 2024

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:43 (eleven months ago)

"please heel"

budo jeru, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:48 (eleven months ago)

his wife is cute. too bad she's evil.

scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:50 (eleven months ago)

that guy definitely never goes with that dog anywhere

he/him hoo-hah (map), Friday, 16 August 2024 17:58 (eleven months ago)

He didn't even know his family had a dog until last week.

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:00 (eleven months ago)

he walks that dog like Bobby Jindal approaches a camera

omar little, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:02 (eleven months ago)

hes like haha maybe the police will steal this dog that i never relate to thats a normal thing to think right

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:03 (eleven months ago)

looks to me like before going up the stairs, atlas shrugged

he/him hoo-hah (map), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:07 (eleven months ago)

"we need a family dog, who you got re: kennels, needs to be a manly dog, we'll name him atlas after one of my favorite books, and i'll walk him like i'm literally scared of everything."

something about this particular clip pisses me off more than all of the vance stuff i've seen so far, i wonder if it does anyone else. kind of like 'be a douchebag around other douchebags, whatever, be a douchebag around a dog that you own but don't even like and you deserve death.' i'm not even a dog person, i'm a cat person.

he/him hoo-hah (map), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:13 (eleven months ago)

JD is like a sentient clammy handshake

omar little, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:15 (eleven months ago)

Circling back to that bathroom photo, every Millennial went to school with that guy, and that guy was the first person we knew who went nuts for online porn.

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:20 (eleven months ago)

i am totally a dog person and also exactly the sort of woman he hates so when i see him prop-parading around a dog he doesn't seem to care about, i am more upset for the dog.

i hate him the same amount as always: a colossal amount.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:31 (eleven months ago)

remember, trump was like the only president who didn't have a dog.

scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:32 (eleven months ago)

they probably made vance buy a dog.

scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:33 (eleven months ago)

"one of you guys has to look normal!"

scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:33 (eleven months ago)

and he still fucks it up

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:34 (eleven months ago)

The dog really looks as if JD told a Secret Service guy "quick, gimme your dog, I'm gonna walk it. C'mon, just for a minute."

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Friday, 16 August 2024 19:04 (eleven months ago)

he better not bring that dog anywhere near Trump

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 August 2024 19:07 (eleven months ago)

fucked up he has the same kind of dog as biden needs to do his own things also does his dog even repeatedly bite secret service agents he cant compete

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 19:12 (eleven months ago)

I don't know JD Vance but I know he was a huge fan of that "Hooch" song just by looking at him

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2024 22:17 (eleven months ago)

Vanz Can't Walz

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 16 August 2024 22:51 (eleven months ago)

I don’t think you should launch ad hominem attacks on any ethnic group but it takes a generational political anti-talent to come for the Irish at a police association https://t.co/AxmQv2Lt4C

— Leah Greenberg (@Leahgreenb) August 16, 2024

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:05 (eleven months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/31kG7tP.png

omar little, Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:08 (eleven months ago)

someone on another site said they were bringing out the public domain racism

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:10 (eleven months ago)

lol

budo jeru, Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:23 (eleven months ago)

edweird sofahands

budo jeru, Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:23 (eleven months ago)

If Vance had only said "Did anyone see the movie King of New York?", he might've won a few new fans.

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Saturday, 17 August 2024 05:34 (eleven months ago)

lads JD Nonce is right there

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:08 (eleven months ago)

Lmao

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:26 (eleven months ago)

I have something the Democrats can run on: Vance looks a lot like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.

https://i.postimg.cc/7Yq3thq6/vance.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/Jz2jhQZD/pyle.jpg

clemenza, Saturday, 17 August 2024 19:06 (eleven months ago)

where's the daily Atlas photo? Come on JD, if you want people to vote for you you have to give them dog updates (is that how they think it works?)

StanM, Tuesday, 20 August 2024 05:39 (eleven months ago)

crying laughing at the donut shop video

budo jeru, Friday, 23 August 2024 05:18 (eleven months ago)

ok

StanM, Friday, 23 August 2024 10:19 (eleven months ago)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TimAndEric/comments/1f2n608/oh_my_god_he_did_it/

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 03:11 (eleven months ago)

fucking unreal

budo jeru, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 16:27 (eleven months ago)

more digital chemtrails from this fucker

In the resurfaced clip, Vance, who was speaking at a forum held by the Center for Christian Virtue, attacks “leaders on the left” and Randi Weingarten, the president of the American Federation of Teachers, for not having children.

“So many of the leaders of the left, and I hate to be so personal about this, but they’re people without kids trying to brainwash the minds of our children, that really disorients me and disturbs me,” Vance can be heard saying in the clip.

“Randi Weingarten, who’s the head of the most powerful teachers’ union in the country, she doesn’t have a single child. If she wants to brainwash and destroy the minds of children, she should have some of her own and leave ours the hell alone.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:12 (eleven months ago)

brainwash?!!? what a cancerous person he is

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:18 (eleven months ago)

Weird

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:42 (eleven months ago)

Human shitstain

BrianB, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:49 (eleven months ago)

“If she wants to yell at Donald Trump because he showed up, she can go to hell,” Vance said at a campaign event in Erie, Pennsylvania, where his supporters burst into chants of “USA! USA! USA!”

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 22:51 (eleven months ago)

seems like were getting some new branding here mad vance

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 22:54 (eleven months ago)

Shitting on teachers has been one of the least effective wingnut tactics. Up there with firefighters in terms of professions you can’t effectively defame - underpaid and necessary.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 22:58 (eleven months ago)

This is why I didn’t buy it that Vance had boomer energy. He’s way more of an millennial edge dork.

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 22:59 (eleven months ago)

someone on t.v. called him Andrew Dice Vance the other day.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:21 (eleven months ago)

Sure, if he forgets how the joke started midway through

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:30 (eleven months ago)

Humpty Dumpty? Yeah, I fucked him.

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:48 (eleven months ago)

The Other Other-J.D.

clemenza, Thursday, 29 August 2024 00:18 (eleven months ago)

Hickory Dickery Couch

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 August 2024 00:26 (eleven months ago)

he's had three names in his life. which is kinda "weird" for a VP pick.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 02:06 (eleven months ago)

...But Perfect For A Serial Killer!

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 August 2024 03:54 (eleven months ago)

Just seen: Hillbilly Vanilli.

Pretty good.

tempted by the food of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:06 (eleven months ago)

JD Vance is booed before he speaks in front of a firefighters union in Boston.

"Sounds like we got some fans and some haters. That's okay." pic.twitter.com/IOsfr8oWWJ

— The Recount (@therecount) August 29, 2024

His Tim Heidecker impression is getting better

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:23 (eleven months ago)

love a public booing

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:25 (eleven months ago)

Boston firefighters? yeah, that's enemy territory

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:27 (eleven months ago)

Is it? (genuine question)

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:53 (eleven months ago)

they did not boo tim walz yesterday. far from it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQPwjkiKJM0

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:00 (eleven months ago)

he even threw out a "go twins" at the end and they didn't boo!

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:01 (eleven months ago)

Haha, the hits keep coming.

All of Alexandria, VA rooting for Trump to lose (he'll lose the city anyway) because Vance lives near a park beloved by kids and dogs, and as of this week the Secret Service shut it down

— Justin Sherin (@wychstreet) August 29, 2024

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:08 (eleven months ago)

JD lives in a neighborhood that is very liberal, farm-to-table, bean-to-bar type area with lots of affluent young liberals with kids. He must be petrified by all the dads-carrying-babies and young brunch crowd.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:25 (eleven months ago)

they did not boo tim walz yesterday. far from it.

Huh. I always thought the firefighter unions were just slightly less right wing police unions.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:36 (eleven months ago)

boston is a special place

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:38 (eleven months ago)

reading about this boar's head facility made me think of trump, vance, AND kennedy.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bugs-mold-mildew-inspection-boars-head-plant-listeria/

"The employee wiped a third time, and the leaks returned within 10 seconds," inspectors wrote after one condensation issue was raised on July 27, near fans that looked to be blowing the liquid onto uncovered deli meats.

In February, an inspector found "ample amounts of blood in puddles on the floor" and a "rancid smell" throughout a cooler used at the plant.

A number of records also flag sightings of insects in and around deli meats at the plant, including one instance that prompted the agency to tag more than 980 pounds of ham in a smokehouse hallway to be "retained" for an investigation.

In June, another record flagged concerns over flies going in and out of "vats of pickle" left by Boar's Head in a room.

"Small flying gnat like insects were observed crawling on the walls and flying around the room. The rooms walls had heavy meat buildup," they wrote.

Other parts of the facility were also found to have bugs, including what looked to be "ants traveling down the wall," as well as a beetle and a cockroach.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 20:56 (eleven months ago)

they are human listeria. or human rancid deli meats. one or the other. or maybe both.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 20:56 (eleven months ago)

and meanwhile dietz and watson is totally taking advantage of gross boar's head with a million ads on t.v. about how normal and homespun and safe they are. they are the harris/walz of high sodium meat.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 21:43 (eleven months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/K8ihbm6.png

omar little, Friday, 30 August 2024 22:43 (eleven months ago)

Good to see Augustus Gloop found his way out of that pipe.

— Matthew Gracie (@InfosecGoon) August 31, 2024

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 31 August 2024 18:48 (eleven months ago)

good at all the normal things

When J.D. Met Marcy

Senator Vance and Rep. Kaptur both showed up to the picket line at the Toledo Assembly Complex this morning. pic.twitter.com/dc7xS0vMAq

— 13 Action News (@13abc) October 6, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 03:42 (eleven months ago)

did she snub his attempted fist bump? he seems v eager to be done talking with marcy.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 12:34 (eleven months ago)

No she reached out to bump fists and he grabbed her fist for a handshake. When he realized he fucked up he put his fist out for a bump and she was already done with him.

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 13:58 (eleven months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWh-h8ja8AAzBMz?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 14:24 (eleven months ago)

Haaa what a choad. And to go somewhere dressed like that too jfc

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:24 (eleven months ago)

You’re not going to the mall bro

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:25 (eleven months ago)

youre going to the assembly complex

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:32 (eleven months ago)

Major Doraemon energy with the failed bump there

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ea/d2/39/ead239ea4179141300921aa8e9662bfa.jpg

the deep cut is the firstest (Matt #2), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:38 (eleven months ago)

this guy is an interesting case study https://amp.tmz.com/2024/09/07/jd-vance-swimming-shirt-la-jolla-hotel

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2024 19:52 (eleven months ago)

how dare u compare the beloved doraemon to that weirdo matt

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 8 September 2024 20:27 (eleven months ago)

JD Vance and Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/h7pV2U87rI

— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) September 9, 2024

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2024 14:09 (eleven months ago)

one month passes...

Trumpkin Spice

Blitz Primary (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 October 2024 04:05 (ten months ago)

two weeks pass...

mini golf

BrianB, Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:39 (nine months ago)

Ol' Putt-Putt

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:39 (nine months ago)

Bogey-on-the-little-lighthouse-hole

calstars, Thursday, 31 October 2024 22:09 (nine months ago)

Seems possible idk

AP is trying to suppress us, stop us from sharing the truth pic.twitter.com/W8ThyIzEhU

— Spookie 👻 Winehouse (@SookieWinehouse) October 31, 2024

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 1 November 2024 02:24 (nine months ago)

four months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/f0FswcZ.gif

Evan, Wednesday, 12 March 2025 15:52 (five months ago)

not gonna lie all this shit is hilarious, it's made Facebook good again

frogbs, Thursday, 13 March 2025 03:14 (five months ago)

three weeks pass...

turning out to be a master at foreign policy i see

budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:00 (four months ago)

Never seen someone have to try so hard at assholing

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:05 (four months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOa4m0WRps

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 14 April 2025 21:05 (four months ago)

VP Eddie Deezen in Laserblast mfer

Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 April 2025 00:14 (four months ago)

two months pass...

Jagoff Dipshit Vance

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 23 June 2025 23:12 (one month ago)

remember when the worst thing he did was fuck a couch?

adamt (abanana), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 13:31 (one month ago)

The right couch, in certain lighting, can be quite alluring tbf

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 16:09 (one month ago)

He wrote the book before we knew about the couch so that would have been his worst imo

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:29 (one month ago)

baldy

sleeve, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:41 (one month ago)

I’m still galled he had the nerve to run for senate. Such a craven move.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:44 (one month ago)

I think his eyeliner is the only thing I actually like about him.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:45 (one month ago)

J. Deborah Vance

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:51 (one month ago)

i didn't even recognize him in that norwegian kid's bald photo meme

apparently the feds are even more Online than i am

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:54 (one month ago)

lol JD Vance memes are everywhere now, I think he's the first guy to become a universal meme in the AI era, so yeah a lot of the images don't really look like him

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 22:00 (one month ago)

He doesn’t even look like himself tbf

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 01:53 (one month ago)

apparently the image of bald JD Vance is all over European media right now because of this, lmao

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:08 (one month ago)

Streisand in full effect mode

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:16 (one month ago)


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