Hillbilly EulogyYuppie KentuckyCreep Veep
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:12 (two years ago)
Can’t Dance Vance
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:17 (two years ago)
Mamaw's Boy
― scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:19 (two years ago)
The Beard Ride No One Would Take
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:20 (two years ago)
bring to mind that line from Black Books about "a beard with an idiot hanging from it"
― omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:22 (two years ago)
Ohio Player
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:23 (two years ago)
The Cincinnati (suburb) Kid
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:27 (two years ago)
https://i.redd.it/pga262gbr9741.jpg
― omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:49 (two years ago)
The Legend of Carpetbagger Vance
― scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:51 (two years ago)
JV Dance
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:54 (two years ago)
Dew Shbag
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:01 (two years ago)
The Applelatchkey Kid
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:02 (two years ago)
DJ Senator JD Lance Vance
― calstars, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:03 (two years ago)
VJ Dance, featured at your local Rainbow Lounge every Friday night
hat tip to stevie d for that one
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:06 (two years ago)
Thiel’s Toy
― Only Built 4 Cuban/Rock '24 (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:08 (two years ago)
Bigot Smalls
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:09 (two years ago)
as i mentioned on the other thread, he has had THREE government names:
James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman; August 2, 1984). James Donald Bowman was born on August 2, 1984, in Middletown, Ohio, to Beverly Carol (née Vance; born 1961) and Donald Ray Bowman (1959–2023). His parents divorced when he was a toddler. Shortly afterward, Bowman was adopted by his mother's third husband, Bob Hamel, and had his name changed to James David Hamel.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:13 (two years ago)
all good assassin names!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:14 (two years ago)
VD Chance
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:18 (two years ago)
Skeevy J Con
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:23 (two years ago)
Vance in your pants
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:34 (two years ago)
I've seen him referred to as Nazi Teddy Ruxpin.
― visiting, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:36 (two years ago)
Suburb Dew
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:43 (two years ago)
DJ Bad Terminator
― master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:53 (two years ago)
Vajajay Dance
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:36 (two years ago)
Vance Vance Peed in his Pants
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:49 (two years ago)
RichKid VD The Jaybricator
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:29 (two years ago)
van jones on cnn just called him Quayle from Yale.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:45 (two years ago)
My Little Jabrony
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:18 (two years ago)
gameboy vance
― master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:26 (two years ago)
My occasional dyslexia resulted in my referring to him as VD Jance, but I like J. Danforth Vance as a nod to his fellow Ohio River-area lightweight
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 04:02 (two years ago)
DP Vance
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:45 (two years ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1344902953i/2414039.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:50 (two years ago)
Just Dew-it Vance
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:05 (two years ago)
wow, Servant of the Wank is kinda perfect for him.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:48 (two years ago)
my favorite Deicide album
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 13:04 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/lJo1Apx.gif
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 14:10 (two years ago)
hold it this is even better
https://i.imgur.com/3Gxmfgl.png
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:12 (two years ago)
Vance looks like the most successful Chapo host
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:14 (two years ago)
J. Diva
― jmm, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:12 (two years ago)
Ol' 64-Pack Vance
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:23 (two years ago)
Junior Varsity Vibes
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:37 (two years ago)
Pence Noosebeard
― BrianB, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:19 (two years ago)
Neckbeard Crabs
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:27 (two years ago)
it really is crazy to me that we've reached a point in U.S. history where the GOP nominee is Donald Trump, who was already president once, and the best VP pick he can come up with is a guy who openly admitted to having sex with furniture.
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:32 (two years ago)
That’s a long name. Maybe you thought this was the politics thread ?
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:49 (two years ago)
No whenever one meets him that's how he should be referred to, that's his name
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:50 (two years ago)
lol ok!
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 23:23 (two years ago)
he looks like if Haley Joel Osmond wore eyeliner
― brimstead, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:07 (two years ago)
Bowman-Hamel Overdrive
― budo jeru, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:30 (two years ago)
― omar little, Wednesday, July 24, 2024 5:32 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
what is the joke here?
America is the joke
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:33 (two years ago)
the aristocouch!
― big baby billy bass (m bison), Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:34 (two years ago)
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z233fl2onqt7wbjkolynhsi3/bafkreidcwhffkx7ssysfdqmkafm67tx3rb3mznlgndgobzr6yazux2ueci@jpeg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:39 (two years ago)
now how on earth would Snopes know that
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:44 (two years ago)
Lol at Boing Boing.
You can learn in flight if sum1 cummed on a couch
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:58 (two years ago)
The Ginger and Boots
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:28 (two years ago)
just realized this guy is like a combination of Eric and Don Jr. wonder if they're the ones who picked him
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:33 (two years ago)
Apparently it was Tucker Carlson who convinced him to go with Vance.
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:36 (two years ago)
haa
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:36 (two years ago)
yeah Trump is obviously weird as shit but there's a different way in which a lot of frontline Republicans are weird, a way which Trump I'm sure recognizes and dislikes but unfortunately he has attracted nothing but these folks
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 02:40 (two years ago)
JD Vance, Vance Refrigeration
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 July 2024 03:19 (two years ago)
lol
― calstars, Thursday, 25 July 2024 10:32 (two years ago)
JD Vance's "JD Vance did not have sex with a couch" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 25 July 2024 10:46 (two years ago)
From that factchecking page whose main interest was to list all the jokes, I thought Chesterfield Fornicator was pretty good
― Nabozo, Thursday, 25 July 2024 12:03 (two years ago)
Was just watching a clip of Whoopie Goldberg taking him down for the "childless cat lady" comments he made with Tucker Carlson, and I'm thinking that, like "Tucker", "J.D." is a name that can be uttered with such scorn and derision that it doesn't really need a stand-in. It's a good name for an old punk rock banjo player from Texas, but not for a VP candidate.
― BrianB, Thursday, 25 July 2024 13:20 (two years ago)
Grizzle MacDrissy Bo
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 July 2024 14:15 (two years ago)
Sofa King Dumb
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 25 July 2024 14:18 (two years ago)
Porta-John Boy
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 July 2024 14:19 (two years ago)
fouchcucker
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2024 15:53 (two years ago)
"Hey man, what you want?"
"You got sofa?"
"Sofa?"
"Sofa J.Deez nuts!"
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 July 2024 15:59 (two years ago)
James D Necrovancer
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2024 16:27 (two years ago)
DJ Benbbag
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Thursday, 25 July 2024 16:34 (two years ago)
Donald J. Chump
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 25 July 2024 16:59 (two years ago)
the couch thing getting more attention than a literal assassination attempt is a good example of how Trumpism can backfire
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 July 2024 17:02 (two years ago)
Couch with Eyeliner
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 25 July 2024 17:03 (two years ago)
JD Velvet-defiler
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:27 (two years ago)
Roscoe Couchcum
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:29 (two years ago)
JD GloveLove
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:30 (two years ago)
Jizzed Divan Vance
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:40 (two years ago)
Loveseat Larry
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 July 2024 20:43 (two years ago)
Dewey Chesterfield
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 26 July 2024 00:31 (two years ago)
A nod to President Keyes, I'm thinking Jizz DiVan'ce
― Jaq, Friday, 26 July 2024 00:44 (two years ago)
damn you guys are hitting it out of the fucking park lol
― calstars, Friday, 26 July 2024 00:51 (two years ago)
Chaise Weirdbeard
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 26 July 2024 10:15 (two years ago)
what to do when your roommate JD Vance doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex with your couch in the living room
HT Roz in the tropes thread
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 July 2024 11:35 (two years ago)
in the same spirit, Innocent Couch Befouler
― Roz, Friday, 26 July 2024 12:01 (two years ago)
J D-as in Dolphin-Vance
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 July 2024 15:40 (two years ago)
Flipper Vance
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 July 2024 16:02 (two years ago)
faster than lightning
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 July 2024 16:06 (two years ago)
Delfin Sur
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 July 2024 16:22 (two years ago)
Free Willy
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 July 2024 17:32 (two years ago)
Y tu dolphin tambien
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 July 2024 18:41 (two years ago)
lol!
― calstars, Friday, 26 July 2024 19:15 (two years ago)
Squeaky
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 July 2024 19:16 (two years ago)
Seen elsewhere: Vladimir Futon
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 July 2024 21:44 (two years ago)
heh
― calstars, Saturday, 27 July 2024 22:06 (two years ago)
He loves his women Juicy and Dilated
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 21:23 (two years ago)
https://www.calacademy.org/sites/default/files/sciencetoday/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/journal.pone_.0012299.g001.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 22:37 (two years ago)
On their way to a 15 year old’s OBGYN appt pic.twitter.com/63TTCQXXsX— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) August 7, 2024
― StanM, Friday, 9 August 2024 00:40 (two years ago)
you can tell how phony he is from a distance
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 August 2024 00:42 (two years ago)
Tim Heidecker finally gave it a go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oanKBd8bpUA
as pointed out in the comments Vance and Trump have a sort of Tim/G. Amato relationship goin on
― frogbs, Sunday, 11 August 2024 16:36 (two years ago)
lmao
― lag∞n, Sunday, 11 August 2024 17:13 (two years ago)
ah very interesting
Vance: The one thing I like about Donald Trump is he actually will talk to anybody... Donald Trump has spent a lot of quality time with my wife. Every time he sees her, he gives her a hug, tells her she's beautiful
Q: Trump dined with Nick Fuentes, a white supremacist, at Mar-a-Lago. He has still not disavowed FuentesVance: The one thing I like about Donald Trump is he actually will talk to anybody... Donald Trump has spent a lot of quality time with my wife. Every time he sees her, he… pic.twitter.com/6XPtqTaPSE— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 11, 2024
― lag∞n, Sunday, 11 August 2024 17:20 (two years ago)
"anybody, even my wife"
― StanM, Sunday, 11 August 2024 18:21 (two years ago)
Vance just gave an interview where he basically accused Walz of not having affection for his own wife. The interviewer was even like, uh you sure that’s what you’re going with?
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 August 2024 18:57 (two years ago)
“He’s not even offered up his wife to get railed by Trump while he watches, what kind of terrible husband is he?”
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:01 (two years ago)
Vance accused the Democratic ticket of “a little bit of projection,” contrasting how he’d hugged and kissed his own wife after his first speech as the Republican vice presidential nominee.“Tim Walz gave his wife a nice, firm Midwestern handshake, and then tried to sort of awkwardly correct for it,” Vance said.“I think what it is, is two people, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, who aren’t comfortable in their own skin, because they’re uncomfortable with their policy positions for the American people,” he said. “And so they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better. I think that’s weird, Dana, but look, they can call me whatever they want to.”Asked whether he was suggesting the governor doesn’t have affection for his wife, Vance said Walz “acted weird, which he did, on a national stage in front of his wife.”
“Tim Walz gave his wife a nice, firm Midwestern handshake, and then tried to sort of awkwardly correct for it,” Vance said.
“I think what it is, is two people, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, who aren’t comfortable in their own skin, because they’re uncomfortable with their policy positions for the American people,” he said. “And so they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better. I think that’s weird, Dana, but look, they can call me whatever they want to.”
Asked whether he was suggesting the governor doesn’t have affection for his wife, Vance said Walz “acted weird, which he did, on a national stage in front of his wife.”
"i'm not weird, but whenever i see a couple hug i rate in from 1 to 10, 1 being no sex, 10 being sex every day"
― master of the pan (abanana), Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:13 (two years ago)
"And so they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better."
WHY ON EARTH would you say something like this if Donald Trump was your running-mate?
― scott seward, Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:16 (two years ago)
"The ONE thing I like..."
― nashwan, Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:28 (two years ago)
they genuinely have no idea how this comes off
― frogbs, Sunday, 11 August 2024 19:59 (two years ago)
I think they should keep complaining, the vast majority of Americans just love whining and complaining to the mods.
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 August 2024 20:41 (two years ago)
ominous
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GUFifMcbcAAy0S8?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 August 2024 00:10 (two years ago)
the danger of weaponizing pictures of j.d. vance in drag. discuss!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 13 August 2024 15:54 (two years ago)
Kinda looks like he's dressed as Kurt Cobain
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 16:02 (two years ago)
TS: Megan Thee Stallion vs. Pushin' Thee Cushion
― Jedi, I've got your number (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 August 2024 20:54 (two years ago)
https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/75db2467c7393ed51404ffe4ea0ee9edd2e9734faf7e417370281e075eecd36a_1.jpg
― Pierre Delecto, Thursday, 15 August 2024 21:49 (two years ago)
missing the eyeliner
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 August 2024 22:49 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Eh9_xgJQY
― scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 15:44 (two years ago)
https://i0.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/Chucky-Vance.jpg?fit=1&ssl=1&resize=620%2C4000
― Pierre Delecto, Friday, 16 August 2024 15:48 (two years ago)
so not gonna happen
DailyMail. com has obtained a photo of JD Vance posing with three female classmates in a boys restroom during his senior year of high school in Ohio.So weird. pic.twitter.com/whpFfDUGtV— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) August 15, 2024
― bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Friday, 16 August 2024 15:59 (two years ago)
maybe its just the photo but the lady in the middle there looks pretty old
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:02 (two years ago)
"I'm a COOL mom, I let my daughters drink, I pee with them in pictures..."
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2024 16:08 (two years ago)
yeah could be the girl on the lefts mom
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:15 (two years ago)
AJ Soprano vibes from JD
― bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Friday, 16 August 2024 16:18 (two years ago)
lol otm
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:18 (two years ago)
when i see that picture i think: couches were not the only inanimate objects he was fucking at home.
― scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:20 (two years ago)
My Weird School
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Friday, 16 August 2024 16:22 (two years ago)
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2024 16:28 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK9V-NqZlRk
― scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 16:46 (two years ago)
hes so bad at this not sure ive seen anything quite like it
I love when extremely unfunny people try to riff pic.twitter.com/8UGhBv6mT5— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) August 16, 2024
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:32 (two years ago)
i'm obsessively searching for the joke
― omar little, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:39 (two years ago)
at least his attempted quips aren't just straight insults like Trump's
― StanM, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:40 (two years ago)
not to be Body Language Guy but that is absolutely the first time he's ever held that leash https://t.co/PRLdj5BUPM— Erik Hane (@erikhane) August 16, 2024
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:43 (two years ago)
"please heel"
― budo jeru, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:48 (two years ago)
his wife is cute. too bad she's evil.
― scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 17:50 (two years ago)
that guy definitely never goes with that dog anywhere
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Friday, 16 August 2024 17:58 (two years ago)
He didn't even know his family had a dog until last week.
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:00 (two years ago)
he walks that dog like Bobby Jindal approaches a camera
― omar little, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:02 (two years ago)
hes like haha maybe the police will steal this dog that i never relate to thats a normal thing to think right
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:03 (two years ago)
looks to me like before going up the stairs, atlas shrugged
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:07 (two years ago)
"we need a family dog, who you got re: kennels, needs to be a manly dog, we'll name him atlas after one of my favorite books, and i'll walk him like i'm literally scared of everything."
something about this particular clip pisses me off more than all of the vance stuff i've seen so far, i wonder if it does anyone else. kind of like 'be a douchebag around other douchebags, whatever, be a douchebag around a dog that you own but don't even like and you deserve death.' i'm not even a dog person, i'm a cat person.
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:13 (two years ago)
JD is like a sentient clammy handshake
― omar little, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:15 (two years ago)
Circling back to that bathroom photo, every Millennial went to school with that guy, and that guy was the first person we knew who went nuts for online porn.
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:20 (two years ago)
i am totally a dog person and also exactly the sort of woman he hates so when i see him prop-parading around a dog he doesn't seem to care about, i am more upset for the dog.
i hate him the same amount as always: a colossal amount.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:31 (two years ago)
remember, trump was like the only president who didn't have a dog.
― scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:32 (two years ago)
they probably made vance buy a dog.
― scott seward, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:33 (two years ago)
"one of you guys has to look normal!"
and he still fucks it up
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2024 18:34 (two years ago)
The dog really looks as if JD told a Secret Service guy "quick, gimme your dog, I'm gonna walk it. C'mon, just for a minute."
― bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Friday, 16 August 2024 19:04 (two years ago)
he better not bring that dog anywhere near Trump
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 August 2024 19:07 (two years ago)
fucked up he has the same kind of dog as biden needs to do his own things also does his dog even repeatedly bite secret service agents he cant compete
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2024 19:12 (two years ago)
I don't know JD Vance but I know he was a huge fan of that "Hooch" song just by looking at him
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2024 22:17 (two years ago)
Vanz Can't Walz
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 16 August 2024 22:51 (two years ago)
I don’t think you should launch ad hominem attacks on any ethnic group but it takes a generational political anti-talent to come for the Irish at a police association https://t.co/AxmQv2Lt4C— Leah Greenberg (@Leahgreenb) August 16, 2024
― bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:05 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/31kG7tP.png
― omar little, Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:08 (two years ago)
someone on another site said they were bringing out the public domain racism
― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:10 (two years ago)
― budo jeru, Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:23 (two years ago)
edweird sofahands
If Vance had only said "Did anyone see the movie King of New York?", he might've won a few new fans.
― bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Saturday, 17 August 2024 05:34 (two years ago)
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:atcweoas53rxi5akkz5433wd/bafkreidjtarpqrfs3xjtwqrblkq5tzimb5fyigrhhahdf5qrsy26y7jfje@jpeg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:07 (two years ago)
lads JD Nonce is right there
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:08 (two years ago)
Lmao
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:26 (two years ago)
I have something the Democrats can run on: Vance looks a lot like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.
https://i.postimg.cc/7Yq3thq6/vance.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/Jz2jhQZD/pyle.jpg
― clemenza, Saturday, 17 August 2024 19:06 (two years ago)
where's the daily Atlas photo? Come on JD, if you want people to vote for you you have to give them dog updates (is that how they think it works?)
― StanM, Tuesday, 20 August 2024 05:39 (two years ago)
crying laughing at the donut shop video
― budo jeru, Friday, 23 August 2024 05:18 (two years ago)
ok
― StanM, Friday, 23 August 2024 10:19 (two years ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TimAndEric/comments/1f2n608/oh_my_god_he_did_it/
― frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 03:11 (two years ago)
fucking unreal
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 16:27 (two years ago)
more digital chemtrails from this fucker
In the resurfaced clip, Vance, who was speaking at a forum held by the Center for Christian Virtue, attacks “leaders on the left” and Randi Weingarten, the president of the American Federation of Teachers, for not having children.
“So many of the leaders of the left, and I hate to be so personal about this, but they’re people without kids trying to brainwash the minds of our children, that really disorients me and disturbs me,” Vance can be heard saying in the clip.
“Randi Weingarten, who’s the head of the most powerful teachers’ union in the country, she doesn’t have a single child. If she wants to brainwash and destroy the minds of children, she should have some of her own and leave ours the hell alone.”
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:12 (two years ago)
brainwash?!!? what a cancerous person he is
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:18 (two years ago)
Weird
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:42 (two years ago)
Human shitstain
― BrianB, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:49 (two years ago)
“If she wants to yell at Donald Trump because he showed up, she can go to hell,” Vance said at a campaign event in Erie, Pennsylvania, where his supporters burst into chants of “USA! USA! USA!”
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 22:51 (two years ago)
seems like were getting some new branding here mad vance
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 22:54 (two years ago)
Shitting on teachers has been one of the least effective wingnut tactics. Up there with firefighters in terms of professions you can’t effectively defame - underpaid and necessary.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 22:58 (two years ago)
This is why I didn’t buy it that Vance had boomer energy. He’s way more of an millennial edge dork.
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 22:59 (two years ago)
someone on t.v. called him Andrew Dice Vance the other day.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:21 (two years ago)
Sure, if he forgets how the joke started midway through
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:30 (two years ago)
Humpty Dumpty? Yeah, I fucked him.
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:48 (two years ago)
The Other Other-J.D.
― clemenza, Thursday, 29 August 2024 00:18 (two years ago)
Hickory Dickery Couch
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 August 2024 00:26 (two years ago)
he's had three names in his life. which is kinda "weird" for a VP pick.
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 02:06 (two years ago)
...But Perfect For A Serial Killer!
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 August 2024 03:54 (two years ago)
Just seen: Hillbilly Vanilli.
Pretty good.
― tempted by the food of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:06 (two years ago)
JD Vance is booed before he speaks in front of a firefighters union in Boston."Sounds like we got some fans and some haters. That's okay." pic.twitter.com/IOsfr8oWWJ— The Recount (@therecount) August 29, 2024
His Tim Heidecker impression is getting better
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:23 (two years ago)
love a public booing
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:25 (two years ago)
Boston firefighters? yeah, that's enemy territory
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:27 (two years ago)
Is it? (genuine question)
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:53 (two years ago)
they did not boo tim walz yesterday. far from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQPwjkiKJM0
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:00 (two years ago)
he even threw out a "go twins" at the end and they didn't boo!
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:01 (two years ago)
Haha, the hits keep coming.
All of Alexandria, VA rooting for Trump to lose (he'll lose the city anyway) because Vance lives near a park beloved by kids and dogs, and as of this week the Secret Service shut it down— Justin Sherin (@wychstreet) August 29, 2024
― bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:08 (two years ago)
JD lives in a neighborhood that is very liberal, farm-to-table, bean-to-bar type area with lots of affluent young liberals with kids. He must be petrified by all the dads-carrying-babies and young brunch crowd.
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:25 (two years ago)
Huh. I always thought the firefighter unions were just slightly less right wing police unions.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:36 (two years ago)
boston is a special place
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:38 (two years ago)
reading about this boar's head facility made me think of trump, vance, AND kennedy.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bugs-mold-mildew-inspection-boars-head-plant-listeria/
"The employee wiped a third time, and the leaks returned within 10 seconds," inspectors wrote after one condensation issue was raised on July 27, near fans that looked to be blowing the liquid onto uncovered deli meats.
In February, an inspector found "ample amounts of blood in puddles on the floor" and a "rancid smell" throughout a cooler used at the plant.
A number of records also flag sightings of insects in and around deli meats at the plant, including one instance that prompted the agency to tag more than 980 pounds of ham in a smokehouse hallway to be "retained" for an investigation.
In June, another record flagged concerns over flies going in and out of "vats of pickle" left by Boar's Head in a room.
"Small flying gnat like insects were observed crawling on the walls and flying around the room. The rooms walls had heavy meat buildup," they wrote.
Other parts of the facility were also found to have bugs, including what looked to be "ants traveling down the wall," as well as a beetle and a cockroach.
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 20:56 (two years ago)
they are human listeria. or human rancid deli meats. one or the other. or maybe both.
and meanwhile dietz and watson is totally taking advantage of gross boar's head with a million ads on t.v. about how normal and homespun and safe they are. they are the harris/walz of high sodium meat.
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 21:43 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/K8ihbm6.png
― omar little, Friday, 30 August 2024 22:43 (two years ago)
Good to see Augustus Gloop found his way out of that pipe.— Matthew Gracie (@InfosecGoon) August 31, 2024
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 31 August 2024 18:48 (two years ago)
good at all the normal things
When J.D. Met MarcySenator Vance and Rep. Kaptur both showed up to the picket line at the Toledo Assembly Complex this morning. pic.twitter.com/dc7xS0vMAq— 13 Action News (@13abc) October 6, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 03:42 (two years ago)
did she snub his attempted fist bump? he seems v eager to be done talking with marcy.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 12:34 (two years ago)
No she reached out to bump fists and he grabbed her fist for a handshake. When he realized he fucked up he put his fist out for a bump and she was already done with him.
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 13:58 (two years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWh-h8ja8AAzBMz?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 14:24 (two years ago)
Haaa what a choad. And to go somewhere dressed like that too jfc
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:24 (two years ago)
You’re not going to the mall bro
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:25 (two years ago)
youre going to the assembly complex
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:32 (two years ago)
Major Doraemon energy with the failed bump there
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ea/d2/39/ead239ea4179141300921aa8e9662bfa.jpg
― the deep cut is the firstest (Matt #2), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:38 (two years ago)
this guy is an interesting case study https://amp.tmz.com/2024/09/07/jd-vance-swimming-shirt-la-jolla-hotel
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2024 19:52 (two years ago)
how dare u compare the beloved doraemon to that weirdo matt
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 8 September 2024 20:27 (two years ago)
JD Vance and Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/h7pV2U87rI— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) September 9, 2024
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2024 14:09 (two years ago)
Trumpkin Spice
― Blitz Primary (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 October 2024 04:05 (one year ago)
mini golf
― BrianB, Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:39 (one year ago)
Ol' Putt-Putt
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:39 (one year ago)
Bogey-on-the-little-lighthouse-hole
― calstars, Thursday, 31 October 2024 22:09 (one year ago)
Seems possible idk
AP is trying to suppress us, stop us from sharing the truth pic.twitter.com/W8ThyIzEhU— Spookie 👻 Winehouse (@SookieWinehouse) October 31, 2024
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 1 November 2024 02:24 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/f0FswcZ.gif
― Evan, Wednesday, 12 March 2025 15:52 (one year ago)
not gonna lie all this shit is hilarious, it's made Facebook good again
― frogbs, Thursday, 13 March 2025 03:14 (one year ago)
turning out to be a master at foreign policy i see
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:00 (one year ago)
Never seen someone have to try so hard at assholing
― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:05 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOa4m0WRps
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 14 April 2025 21:05 (one year ago)
VP Eddie Deezen in Laserblast mfer
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 April 2025 00:14 (one year ago)
Jagoff Dipshit Vance
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 23 June 2025 23:12 (one year ago)
remember when the worst thing he did was fuck a couch?
― adamt (abanana), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 13:31 (one year ago)
The right couch, in certain lighting, can be quite alluring tbf
― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 16:09 (one year ago)
He wrote the book before we knew about the couch so that would have been his worst imo
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:29 (one year ago)
baldy
― sleeve, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:41 (one year ago)
I’m still galled he had the nerve to run for senate. Such a craven move.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:44 (one year ago)
I think his eyeliner is the only thing I actually like about him.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:45 (one year ago)
J. Deborah Vance
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:51 (one year ago)
i didn't even recognize him in that norwegian kid's bald photo meme
apparently the feds are even more Online than i am
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:54 (one year ago)
lol JD Vance memes are everywhere now, I think he's the first guy to become a universal meme in the AI era, so yeah a lot of the images don't really look like him
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 22:00 (one year ago)
He doesn’t even look like himself tbf
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 01:53 (one year ago)
apparently the image of bald JD Vance is all over European media right now because of this, lmao
― frogbs, Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:08 (one year ago)
Streisand in full effect mode
― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:16 (one year ago)
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:oqr5mp25r7z3vfr3igeerxbw/bafkreihpddjqrblw5whe52lccu3me5xh3zlmqprq76vl2k6ojba4zvv4ya@jpeg
― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 21 November 2025 20:05 (nine months ago)
The colonel's secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 November 2025 20:32 (nine months ago)
he's not wearing an undershirt, is he? That naughty scamp!
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 November 2025 20:35 (nine months ago)
I had a boss once who would wear white button down shirts without T-shirts and you could tell he was very hairy.
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 21 November 2025 20:36 (nine months ago)
Prancy Pants
― challopvious (sleeve), Friday, 21 November 2025 21:06 (nine months ago)
I thought the same thing about an undershirt. That’s more JD than I need to see.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 21 November 2025 22:53 (nine months ago)
South Park bodied JD in a way I never imagined
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 22:55 (nine months ago)
maybe he has hot flashes
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 November 2025 22:59 (nine months ago)
Plenty of reasonable people have hot flashes. JD Vance is not one of them.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 21 November 2025 23:14 (nine months ago)
The other day I said I felt bad for Usha Vance and my mom yelled at me and said she was 100% complicit in the regime.
― treeship 2, Friday, 21 November 2025 23:33 (nine months ago)
Lol your mom sounds awesome
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 23:54 (nine months ago)
Shady Vance.
Anyone do that one?
― treeship 2, Friday, 21 November 2025 23:59 (nine months ago)
I said I felt bad for Usha Vance
I kinda do when he says he wishes she found Christ.. I'd be like "bro, my god is blue and has an elephant head fucker, not some hippie in sandals!"
Also look who she has to wake up next to in the morning
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:01 (nine months ago)
Seen without her ring on, the tabloids say.
― the way out of (Eazy), Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:03 (nine months ago)
When she married him he was neither a Trump supporter nor a Thiel acolyte. He also wasn’t Catholic yet — and he didn’t convert to normie Catholicism, he was influenced by Thiel and other Silicon Valley zealots.
I don’t know. She is probably an opportunist but I don’t know enough about her to say she is a ghoul like her husband.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:04 (nine months ago)
I have to assume she’s lost most of her old friends over JD.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:05 (nine months ago)
And she just looks depressed in recent photos, kind of hunched and sad.
I think the idea of being a person of color married to a white supremacist — or at the very least a political ally of white supremacists, and that is what the Trump regime is, that is what Thiel’s silicon valley allies are. It seems horrible.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:06 (nine months ago)
From what I've heard of their time in San Francisco, she was all into the community garden and shit
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:06 (nine months ago)
Is that some weird sick thing or just what it sounds like?
― treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:07 (nine months ago)
lol no literally she would volunteer at some neighborhood garden near Bernal Heights... I think she would've been perfectly happy to be a somewhat wealthy San Francisco lib mom, making royalties off his stupid book & movie
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:09 (nine months ago)
That is my impression too, yeah. But instead she is part of the freak show.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:10 (nine months ago)
K I like her better now
Photos show Usha, 39, getting off a plane with her left hand in full view – and the wedding band nowhere to be seen.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:13 (nine months ago)
Guess who's VanceVance again
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:30 (nine months ago)
well he steals her eyeliner
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:32 (nine months ago)
Tell a friend
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:39 (nine months ago)
Brain dead like Jim Brady
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:40 (nine months ago)
So JD is available, “raises eyebrow”?
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 22 November 2025 02:03 (nine months ago)
Get in line behind Erika Kirk and a couch
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:01 (nine months ago)
this erika kirk sitch could be real
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:03 (nine months ago)
There are no ceilings, floors, or guardrails anymore, but still: a Kirk-Vance union is sus as all hell.
― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:25 (nine months ago)
incredible (sorry if you don't have bsky)
https://bsky.app/profile/downwithdan.bsky.social/post/3moyb2janfk2v
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 01:00 (two months ago)