Want to pitch a cookbook with all of the recipes following this naming convention.
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:17 (two weeks ago)
Blow Me Bologna
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:18 (two weeks ago)
Finger Me Franks
Suck Me Salmon
Cum on My Back Flapjacks
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:19 (two weeks ago)
Felch Me Frittatas
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:47 (two weeks ago)
Disembowel me DUMPLINGS!
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:48 (two weeks ago)
Jump Me Jambalaya
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:05 (two weeks ago)
Hump Me DUMPLINGS!!
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:08 (two weeks ago)
Suck Me Spotted Dick
― in the realm of the essence of Tong (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:12 (two weeks ago)
C on Ts Mac and Cheese
― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:14 (two weeks ago)
Enter into a nonbinding indefinite polyamorous situationship with me enchiladas
― Lily Dale, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:20 (two weeks ago)
Cuck Me Crumble
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:21 (two weeks ago)
Felching Flapjacks
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:24 (two weeks ago)
paypigs in a blanket
― alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:26 (two weeks ago)
Dry Handjob Hefeweizen
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:30 (two weeks ago)
Divorce Me Mutton
― fetter, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:34 (two weeks ago)
join my mlm m&m cookies
― alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:38 (two weeks ago)
Dom Me Dhoklas
― map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:39 (two weeks ago)
Beat Me Meatloaf
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:40 (two weeks ago)
Teabag Me Tiramisu
― map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:40 (two weeks ago)
Scissor Me Szechuan Chicken
― map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:41 (two weeks ago)
Spank My Batty Patty
― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:41 (two weeks ago)
Peg Me Paella
― map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:43 (two weeks ago)
Two Girls One Cup O' Noodles
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:44 (two weeks ago)
Cleveland Steam Me Clambake
― map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:45 (two weeks ago)
Donkey Punch Me Punch
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:45 (two weeks ago)
Bugger Me Brisket
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:52 (two weeks ago)
Onanism Omelette
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:12 (two weeks ago)
Cum Brûlée
Toe Fuck Me Tofurkey
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:33 (two weeks ago)
Spit in My Mouth Spaghetti
― Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:40 (two weeks ago)
Divorce Me Gruel
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:41 (two weeks ago)
Bigamy Banchan
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:43 (two weeks ago)
Sound Me Churros
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:43 (two weeks ago)
Rim Me Risotto
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:44 (two weeks ago)
Fist Me Flammkuchen
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:46 (two weeks ago)
Unsolicited Noods
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:53 (two weeks ago)
Non-monogamy tapas
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:56 (two weeks ago)
Pork Me Pork Chops
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:56 (two weeks ago)
Riunite And It Feels So Good---oops, too many words
Wreck me Breakfast
― dow, Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:00 (two weeks ago)
Settlement Hash
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:07 (two weeks ago)
Shared Custody Divorce Custard
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:16 (two weeks ago)
Lamb Shanks, I Hate It
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:29 (two weeks ago)
Kiss Me on the Bus Burgers
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:31 (two weeks ago)
Watersports Wonton Soup
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:56 (two weeks ago)
Fiancee Ceviche
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:00 (two weeks ago)
I am howling, this is so good
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:27 (two weeks ago)
Prenupcakes
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:30 (two weeks ago)
yeah i also came to give props for Unsolicited Noods, irl lol
― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:43 (two weeks ago)
Dick Pic Chip Dip
― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:44 (two weeks ago)
this is the thread i needed this weekend
― map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:53 (two weeks ago)
Here to serve
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 8 February 2026 23:31 (two weeks ago)
x3 for Unsolicited Noods
― ILX is like synthpop Kerrang (sleeve), Sunday, 8 February 2026 23:41 (two weeks ago)
fuck me focaccia
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 February 2026 23:46 (two weeks ago)
yall are fuckin hilarious
― map, Monday, 9 February 2026 00:53 (one week ago)
i opened this up to "toe fuck tofurkey" and just lost it.
unsolicited noods is next-level.
― map, Monday, 9 February 2026 00:54 (one week ago)
Cunnilinguini
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 February 2026 00:58 (one week ago)
Butt-chug me brandy
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:36 (one week ago)
Lick Me Lollipop
― ILX is like synthpop Kerrang (sleeve), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:38 (one week ago)
Smash Me Burger
― ILX is like synthpop Kerrang (sleeve), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:39 (one week ago)
Tickle Me Elbow Macaroni
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:42 (one week ago)
Hand Stuff-ed Ravioli
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:43 (one week ago)
Hawk Tuna
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:46 (one week ago)
Prostate Milking Manicotti
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:47 (one week ago)
Panties To The Side Parsnips
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:48 (one week ago)
fetishini alfredo
― alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:50 (one week ago)
circle jerk chicken
― alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Monday, 9 February 2026 03:54 (one week ago)
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP)
omg lol
― ILX is like synthpop Kerrang (sleeve), Monday, 9 February 2026 04:12 (one week ago)
Panty-dropping Pasta
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 9 February 2026 04:34 (one week ago)
Freeze My Eggs, Benedict
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Monday, 9 February 2026 05:40 (one week ago)
do i make you horny baby bok choi
― alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Monday, 9 February 2026 05:48 (one week ago)
Sugar and Eat Me Pomplemousse
― Hideous Lump, Monday, 9 February 2026 05:51 (one week ago)
I feel like these are more bob's burger menu items but
Killing Me Softly with His Slaw
Do Not Resusitate-or Tots
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 9 February 2026 06:13 (one week ago)
Spit-Roast Me Kebabs
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 February 2026 13:16 (one week ago)
Rail Me Rigatoni
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 February 2026 13:53 (one week ago)
+1 for unsolicited noods irl LOL
― einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Monday, 9 February 2026 15:40 (one week ago)
Polygamiso soup
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Monday, 9 February 2026 16:12 (one week ago)
Stroke My Hair Salmon
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 February 2026 16:15 (one week ago)
Threesome Dim Sum
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Monday, 9 February 2026 16:17 (one week ago)
Choke My Chicken
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 February 2026 16:18 (one week ago)
Cowgirl carbonara
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 February 2026 16:23 (one week ago)
Finger Blast Me Fajitas
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 18:37 (one week ago)
Gaslight Me Gazpacho
― map, Monday, 9 February 2026 18:51 (one week ago)
Wash it down with a Ghost Me Gose
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Monday, 9 February 2026 18:53 (one week ago)
Give Me Head Bread
― map, Monday, 9 February 2026 19:01 (one week ago)
I Fear We've Lost The Spark Spag Bol
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:07 (one week ago)
Friends With Eggs Benedicts
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:12 (one week ago)
Aroace con pollo
― Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:12 (one week ago)
Plan Blinis
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:15 (one week ago)
I'll Never Cheat Lunch Meat
― map, Monday, 9 February 2026 19:16 (one week ago)
Would You Be Interested In Swinging Ceviche
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:25 (one week ago)
I’ve Been Having An Affair With My Boston Market Combo Meal
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:27 (one week ago)
Me and My Partner Saw You From Across the Bar Caviar
― map, Monday, 9 February 2026 19:29 (one week ago)
What That Mouth Dolmas
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:38 (one week ago)
I have A Boyfriend Burnt Ends
― map, Monday, 9 February 2026 19:40 (one week ago)
I Got A Mandarin Chicken
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:41 (one week ago)
Ben-Wah Balsamic
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:51 (one week ago)
I’ve Made Us A Therapy Appointment Pot Stickers
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 20:01 (one week ago)
Asexual Aubergine Fritters
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 9 February 2026 21:20 (one week ago)
If we’re giving out kudos, I gotta say the effortless rhyme of “C on Ts mac and cheese” got me
― epistantophus, Monday, 9 February 2026 21:29 (one week ago)
Very obscure dish: I love you but I’ve chosen butter noodles.
― righteousmaelstrom, Monday, 9 February 2026 23:21 (one week ago)
Dead Bedroom Buffalo Wings
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 23:55 (one week ago)
My Wife Fuckin Hates Me Flambee
― map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:02 (one week ago)
Pet Play Jalapeño Poppers
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:04 (one week ago)
In the Doghouse Duck Demi-glace
― map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:04 (one week ago)
Consensual Consomme
― octobeard, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:06 (one week ago)
Trip to the Sex Shop Som Tam
― map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:09 (one week ago)
LOL - winner
― octobeard, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:21 (one week ago)
Broccoli Rape Me
Thrupple Fries
― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 02:19 (one week ago)
Love me Tenderloin
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 02:36 (one week ago)
xp
ugh i hovered over the submit post button for "throuple oil" yesterday but wasnt sure how itd scan and the answer is good
― alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:20 (one week ago)
Dom Me DUMPLINGS!
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:25 (one week ago)
CNC Kimchi
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:26 (one week ago)
Artichoke Me
― map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:35 (one week ago)
Dad/sunchokes
Eiffel Tower of Flapjacks
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:48 (one week ago)
Stay Together for the Sake of the Chilled Borscht...They're Grown Now So Lettuce Wrap it Up
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 05:23 (one week ago)
Once You Go Black Beans
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 05:45 (one week ago)
Hot Under the Collard Greens
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 05:47 (one week ago)
Unrequited Crushed Tomatoes
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 11:56 (one week ago)
Celibacy Remoulade
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 12:39 (one week ago)
Make Out Sauerkraut
― Naledi, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 13:37 (one week ago)
Put it in Poutine
― Naledi, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 13:43 (one week ago)
Rimjob Remoulade
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 13:49 (one week ago)
Fool Around Frittata
― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:21 (one week ago)
Frottata
― Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:27 (one week ago)
is it in yet andouillette
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:34 (one week ago)
gary glitter up the fritter
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:35 (one week ago)
brewer's droop food group
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:43 (one week ago)
thumbing in a softy lamb kofte
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:46 (one week ago)
golden showers courgette flowers
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:47 (one week ago)
Group grope cantaloupe
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:52 (one week ago)
Stick In My Casserole
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:16 (one week ago)
*It, groan
Stick It In Me and Groan Guanciale
― map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:37 (one week ago)
I Swear This Never Happens To Me Hot Chicken
Spotted Whiskey Dick
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:40 (one week ago)
Performance Anxiety Pumpkin Pie
― map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:42 (one week ago)
Do-Me Haloumi
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:46 (one week ago)
Monoga-Meatballs
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:49 (one week ago)
ghost me goulash
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 20:00 (one week ago)
Bigamy tenders
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 21:29 (one week ago)
(can't be the only one who enjoys how many of these sound like close alternatives to shiver me timbers?)
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 21:30 (one week ago)
I keep thinking of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9SC_kow_tw
― in the realm of the essence of Tong (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 21:35 (one week ago)
Snort Me Schnitzel
― map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 23:25 (one week ago)
Key Party Lime Pie
― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 23:43 (one week ago)
Swinguini
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 23:51 (one week ago)
i was disappointed to find that this mark bonanno performance is a cover version of a mr bungle tune as it seems like the type of thing mark bonanno would come up with out of his own brain, but it's quite the performance nonetheless:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z40W90bPRbU
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 20 February 2026 17:14 (two days ago)