Ballroom blitz: American politics April 2026

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paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:50 (one month ago)

He's lost Alex Jones: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/alex-jones-trump-health-dementia-b2949803.html

Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones tore into his one-time political hero, President Trump, yesterday, claiming that the commander-in-chief was in “free fall.”

... On Tuesday’s episode of The Alex Jones Show, the host took aim at Trump’s health, comparing the president’s current state to his late grandfather’s decline due to dementia.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:53 (one month ago)

I watched some of his weirdass speech last night, he sounds like he's 150 years old

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:57 (one month ago)

idk why jd vance hasnt killed him yet

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:59 (one month ago)

Because then JD can only run for one more term. If he waits until just past the halfway point of the term to kill him (or have some Peter Thiel lethal nanobot do it), then Vance could theoretically be president for nearly 10 years. This has been my personal pet conspiracy theory since day 1, and I'm sticking to it until proven otherwise.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

oh ok that makes sense i didnt know that rule

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

if JD Vance ran for President he'd probably lose all 50 states

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:02 (one month ago)

yeah but jd vance doesnt know that

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:05 (one month ago)

I believe that too. But hear me out, in my conspiracy theory, they make it look like an assassination by trans-antifa-Muslim-Mexican drug cartels, declare emergency martial law because the U.S. is under terrorist attack, deploy the military in every major city, and arrest anyone caught celebrating Trump's death on social media or otherwise. Hegseth would have to be on board with this obviously, but of course he would be. The social media/tech oligarchs all cooperate and shut down dissent. The Democratic Party is declared a terrorist organization and barred from participating in elections. And off we go.

There are some weaknesses to this plan! But if I were Peter Thiel, I don't know why I wouldn't try it. The upside is you get control of the country. The downside is you go into exile somewhere and let Vance and Hegseth take the fall.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:08 (one month ago)

speaking of JD, did you all already see this on Tressie McMillan Cottom's bluesky?

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:fjiupdolgwv45olxgrqgfhjk/bafkreiggnzigq2niw7f7uj422ahe6bmys3crfid7cp4o2owye77s74dnre

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:11 (one month ago)

He's the Pat Boone of confessional right-wing memoirs.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:12 (one month ago)

I know you’re just describing a tinfoil-hat conspiracy theory but it would be hard to deploy the military all over the US when they are dying in Iran

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:12 (one month ago)

that's what ICE is for

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:13 (one month ago)

Yes, like I said, some weaknesses.

But you have to remember, Thiel is running around giving weirdo lectures about the coming of the Antichrist.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:13 (one month ago)

the way aliens and UFOs keep coming up, I'm starting to wonder if they're working on the dumbest possible version of the Watchmen ploy

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:14 (one month ago)

Oh yeah Stephen Miller is obviously part of the plot too, right. He oversees ICE and the massive gulag of detention centers (that they are in real life currently building).

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:17 (one month ago)

arrest anyone caught celebrating Trump's death on social media or otherwise

would be hard to arrest everyone

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:19 (one month ago)

You start with the big social media accounts, don't bother with anyone under 10k followers at first.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:20 (one month ago)

i dont think a big speech crack down is the way to go better to frame the security measures as a defense against foreign enemies

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:22 (one month ago)

the whole ICE at the polls thing seems incredibly naive. the explosion on social media of photos and video of masked thugs with machine guns at polling stations... they want to turn voting from a tedious chore into a thrilling act of rebellion against Trump? great strategy guys.

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:24 (one month ago)

xp Well I'm just blueskying, you know. We can get Sam Altman to run some scenarios for us.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:26 (one month ago)

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:26 (one month ago)

And yeah in real world USA the enthusiasm of the average person for having armed thugs popping up at airports and polling places and Home Depot and Target was vastly overestimated by Miller and Noem.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:27 (one month ago)

no one is saying theyre the smartest

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:30 (one month ago)

I think the overall threat of ICE at polls is exaggerated, but I could see some US citizens, who are nonetheless at risk of being Kavanaugh-detained by ICE, being intimidated away. maybe not enough to do affect any elections, but also not something to just shrug at.

I feel like in the win-lose dynamic of American Politics, the less conspicuous corrosion and degradation of daily life gets overlooked at times

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:30 (one month ago)

like ICE-at-polls sucks real real bad even if it doesn't "work"

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:31 (one month ago)

voters should carry ice-picks with them to vote in case there's any trouble

Cow_Art, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:32 (one month ago)

I guess I'm going to continue to be baffled by how sanguine so many otherwise smart people are choosing to be about the rapid descent of US into fascism

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:32 (one month ago)

elections are already not free and fair ... any pressure that's exerted will not be felt evenly everywhere, but small margins can produce big results in our system.

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:34 (one month ago)

feel like most people are not too sanguine about it

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:35 (one month ago)

threat is exaggerated, maybe won't affect elections

?

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:36 (one month ago)

It could definitely have an intimidating effect. But a big challenge is the current nature of voting, where so much of it is done early and/or by mail. Which I think is one reason why there's enthusiasm on the right for clamping down on those, trying to force everything into Election Day voting where you have maximum chance for intimidation at scale. The problem they're having with that even in red states, though, is that Republicans vote early just as much as Democrats, and nearly as much by mail (used to be more by mail until Trump made a big thing of it). There was a proposal here in Tennessee the other year to cut back on early voting, and most of the Republican legislators didn't want anything to do with it because their voters like early voting.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:36 (one month ago)

maybe won't affect elections

I just don't like making predictions / claiming certainty about future events is extremely tiresome poster behaviour imho

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:39 (one month ago)

which equally applies to "there's nothing to worry about" tbc

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:40 (one month ago)

I mean the carnival of horrors won't leave town until the GOP are no longer controlling Congress so given awful shit like ICE agents skulking around polling locations is a fait accompli, it's worth noting that for as many vulnerable people who it keeps away from the polls it's got a very good chance of driving a lot more people to them. these are after all the same geniuses who woke up and decided to start a war with Iran before lunchtime.

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:43 (one month ago)

hell even if they kept the polls whites-only Trump
and the Republicans are underwater now with them and gas prices aren’t getting cheaper (the only thing white people care about)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:48 (one month ago)

They also care about the price of eggs!

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:49 (one month ago)

I get that winning is important but to Cattedrale's point, it is kinda wild to posit "if they kept the polls whites-only" as an obstacle that can be overcome

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:50 (one month ago)

Shelby Talcott @ShelbyTalcott

News: The president has informed Pam Bondi that her time as AG is nearing an end, multiple sources tell me.

Formal announcement hasn’t yet come aka all the normal caveats that he could change his mind apply; he’s been speaking with advisors on a possible replacement in recent days (as others have reported this week) and Bondi is aware of that as well.

x.com/ShelbyTalcott/status/2039710898621669569

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 14:58 (one month ago)

The military just walked back (sort of) "ICE will be at Marine Corps graduations," saying it was all a misunderstanding. DO invite your abuela.

Which of course may itself be exactly what you would say if you wanted to deport the relatives of Marines.

But at least it shows some dim glimmer of awareness of public opinion?

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 April 2026 15:13 (one month ago)

wonder if this administration has a history of saying they're not gonna do things and then doing them anyway

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 15:32 (one month ago)

If Trump really wanted a slam dunk, he would send ICE - the best of the best, true heroes - to Iran to seize their uranium and secure the oil.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 April 2026 15:35 (one month ago)

News: The president has informed Pam Bondi that her time as AG is nearing an end, multiple sources tell me.

Must have been tough on him, you know he hates to have to fire somebody

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 2 April 2026 15:47 (one month ago)

So surprised that his first high-profile firings are both women.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 15:52 (one month ago)

psh, probably DEI hires

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:03 (one month ago)

Do they get their old faces back or

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:03 (one month ago)

oof

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:13 (one month ago)

outside of pure misogyny, what is the reason for firing Pam Bondi? Do they think Lee Zeldin will be able to bring even more vindictive prosecutions?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:14 (one month ago)

Will he be able to hold back the Epstein files even more?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:15 (one month ago)

I think it's more that she broke the cardinal rule of "never make Trump look bad"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:23 (one month ago)

e.g. Noem, Bovino, etc

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:23 (one month ago)

to Trump they're all disposable. you appoint them, they do what they're told until their reputation is soiled, then they are discarded and you get a new one from the box.

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:24 (one month ago)

yeah i think that's it

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:32 (one month ago)

Do they think Lee Zeldin will be able to bring even more vindictive prosecutions?

Will he be able to hold back the Epstein files even more?

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, April 2, 2026 12:15 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

these are the reasons ive seen

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:52 (one month ago)

sorry there’s no scanning in my neurons that did not scan that further above as led zeppelin

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:57 (one month ago)

was zeldin hired to lead the EPA because he knows a thing or two about the environment? Or are all the lackeys interchangeable?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:59 (one month ago)

No and yes

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:00 (one month ago)

only time i see any expertise at all in his agency appointments is when the person has a company trying to expropriate public assets for personal profits. that makes them potential payoffs for trump. the only other thing that matters is loyalty. payoffs and loyalty. build oligarchy.

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:05 (one month ago)

Ignorance of the department you're heading is table stakes. MAGA prefers active hostility.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:06 (one month ago)

Marco Rubio. is simultaneously Secretary of State and Archivist of the US (so Trump cam steal more secrets)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:06 (one month ago)

This appointment’s going to go down like a

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:07 (one month ago)

Bondi out; new AG is not Lee Zeldin, but Todd Blanche (Trump's personal lawyer).

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:09 (one month ago)

great golfer, that one

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:11 (one month ago)

Harriet Miers II: With Malicious Intent

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:11 (one month ago)

And then there's just bizarre shit like Frank Bisignano serving as both commissioner of the Social Security Administration and also in a completely made-up, non-congressionally-approved role as "CEO" of the IRS, which doesn't even have a commissioner at the moment. Which sounds like it's going swell:

Inside and outside the IRS, people want to know who is really running the agency. IRS CEO Frank Bisignano says it’s the least of his worries.

Named last October to the newly invented role of IRS chief executive officer, Bisignano is instead focusing on what he calls a transformative overhaul using artificial intelligence to reduce staff workloads and taxpayer call times following a year in which the agency lost 25 percent of its workforce and billions in federal funding. But agency staff, union leaders and lawmakers say the former Wall Street executive hasn’t backed up his claims and has instead stifled contracting processes needed to make the changes while serving as an enforcer of White House mandates.

The unusual nature of his role — one that doesn’t exist in federal law — is raising questions about who’s really in charge of the agency as Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent holds the title of acting IRS commissioner. Fueling the scrutiny is the fact that Bisignano also serves as commissioner of the Social Security Administration.

In an interview with POLITICO, Bisignano brushed off these concerns by invoking his time in C-suites at major financial institutions like JPMorgan Chase and Fiserv.

“I don’t spend my time at all thinking about what you’re asking me about,” he said, when asked about who’s actually running the IRS. “We operate within the lines. We operate within the lines always, and deliver for the American public. I always look at it like I’m running two large organizations, and every day has activity on both of those just like if I was running a mortgage company to restart the housing market.”

... Six people at the IRS, who were granted anonymity to avoid retribution, described a leader who has claimed credit for others’ work, sown discord and acted as Trump’s lieutenant. IRS commissioners, in roles created by Congress, are typically seen as apolitical administrators of the tax code whose terms outlast those of the presidents who appointed them.

One IRS official called Bisignano “a fake” and said the only notable recent update to the refund tool was making the service accessible through “individual online accounts,” which happened before he came to the agency. The official said Bisignano’s order for the IRS to review and justify contracts made him a “single person chokepoint for procurement” who impaired the agency’s ability to move forward on efforts like using artificial intelligence to aid with tax collection.

“Since joining in October, the only vision we’ve received is — be more of a digital agency, improve [customer service] and collect more revenue. No specifics on how. Every now and then it’ll be, ‘We should use AI,’” the official said. “I can’t point to any one thing that’s better, except we don’t have a revolving door of commissioners.” Since Jan. 20, 2025, when Biden-era Commissioner Danny Werfel stepped down, the IRS has been led by six other commissioners, only one of whom was confirmed by the Senate: former Rep. Billy Long, who lasted less than two months.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/31/frank-bisignano-irs-ceo-00848020

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:12 (one month ago)

Todd Blanche is also the one who cut the deal with Ghislaine Maxwell.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:14 (one month ago)

todd blanche primetime soap opera ass name

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:16 (one month ago)

otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:17 (one month ago)

Gonna start calling him Blanche Dubois

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:18 (one month ago)

Even though Blanche had already been deputy AG, Trump elevating his personal lawyer to U.S. attorney general is a real "l'etat c'est moi" move.

jaymc, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:21 (one month ago)

Bondi officially out

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:26 (one month ago)

Soon you'll see her on freeway billboards: "If you've been hurt in an accident..."

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:28 (one month ago)

Pam Bondi in a year pic.twitter.com/GfNhDVoT9s

— Polling USA (@USA_Polling) April 2, 2026

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:30 (one month ago)

hurtling toward the Cosmos?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:32 (one month ago)

Even though Blanche had already been deputy AG, Trump elevating his personal lawyer to U.S. attorney general is a real "l'etat c'est moi" move.

― jaymc, Thursday, April 2, 2026 1:21 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

still not as good as bush nominating his to the supreme court

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:32 (one month ago)

She'll be on a CNN show on early Saturday evenings called Bondi Ambition in no time.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:40 (one month ago)

with Noem's husband

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:43 (one month ago)

does this mean the Epstein papers will officially not exist anymore, again?

StanM, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:46 (one month ago)

Good morning!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:48 (one month ago)

im sure all the trump people want to cover up the epstein files but once they get around all those government lawyers telling them theyre committing felonies it prob curbs their ambition somewhat

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:53 (one month ago)

I know the Senate is hopelessly corrupt, but I'm still a bit skeptical that Todd Blanche can get through the confirmation process

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:54 (one month ago)

Well good thing he’s the Deputy AG so he can just be acting AG without confirmation.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:57 (one month ago)

Trump's background is in television; that's why so many of his appointees are acting.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:58 (one month ago)

xp

I guess that's probably what will happen

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:02 (one month ago)

just gonna fire all the women

Trump polled advisers about replacing Tulsi Gabbard as intelligence chief

Exclusive: Pressure intensifies for Gabbard after president’s displeasure with Iran war testimony | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/02/trump-tulsi-gabbard-intelligence-chief

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:04 (one month ago)

but I thought Gabbard was doing an expert job of feeding national secrets to the Russians

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:08 (one month ago)

hegseth's telling him to ditch the chicks

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:10 (one month ago)

he needs a cabinet of warfighters

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:11 (one month ago)

it's what deus would have vulted

StanM, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:12 (one month ago)

I got to say, I got a smile when going through Winchester KY today I saw that someone had taken some 20+ year old Lexus crossover and painted it primer black and on the driver side had "VETERANS AGAINST TRUMP" and on the other side it had "FUCK ICE". It had something in green on the hood but I did not get a look at it.

I was pumping gas into my Honda as it was pulling out of the gas station and my phone was in the front seat of my car.

I know for sure I would not mess with that dude, because if a guy is driving around Kentucky with a car like that he is pretty much screaming FU and say somethin' about it.

earlnash, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:27 (one month ago)

I counted about 20 former vets at last Saturday's rally.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:28 (one month ago)

I think they're probably current vets?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:30 (one month ago)

I just realized: "former" vet is redundant.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:35 (one month ago)

can't overstate how different this feels to the start of the Iraq war. I rememeber the local paper printing an American flag as an insert the day after 9/11 and I feel like half the houses I delivered papers to put them in their windows, even a year later most of them were still up. you had all those "Terrorist Hunting Permit" bumper stickers and "Support the Troops" lawn signs and the "boot in your ass" country song...I actually remember a David Cross comedy album from *2004* making waves because he had the gall to question the war and this country's patriotism, even years after 9/11 it was still taboo to do that sort of thing

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

I just don't like making predictions / claiming certainty about future events is extremely tiresome poster behaviour imho

This drives me crazy. Like ppl on the Iran thread insisting that certain things are inevitabilities at this juncture, and then it turns out they are relying on information from one of those Twitter accounts with posts always prefaced by “BREAKING:” but devoid of any sourcing whatsoever

dell (del), Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:44 (one month ago)

xp - My basic feeling in the days immediately after 9/11 was that the nation was suffering from a traumatic brain injury that would never entirely heal.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:48 (one month ago)

“We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future,” Mr. Trump wrote.

I guess it will be a "much needed" job for her, anyway.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:03 (one month ago)

filling a much needed void

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)

xp - My basic feeling in the days immediately after 9/11 was that the nation was suffering from a traumatic brain injury that would never entirely heal.

I felt this way and I was 16 years old— couldn’t understand why everyone was acting like a flag-humping moron all of a sudden. Just all critical thinking skills out the window.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:39 (one month ago)

Good thread title

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:02 (one month ago)

arrest anyone caught celebrating Trump's death on social media or otherwise

would be hard to arrest everyone

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 2, 2026 9:19 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Exactly

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:15 (one month ago)

Kegsbreath

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:22 (one month ago)

I realize he's only been in this position a year but I think he genuinely might be the biggest psycho to ever head up a government agency

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:32 (one month ago)

RFK would like a word

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:34 (one month ago)

the nation was suffering from a traumatic brain injury that would never entirely heal

yes: "We were attacked by a bunch of Saudis with close ties to the royal family! So let's exact revenge against Iraq and some Afghan mountain tribes! Let's DO THIS!"

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:34 (one month ago)

(they really don't have any guns at military installations? Glad you're broadcasting that to the world)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:35 (one month ago)

the one thing that really sticks in my memory about the Afghanistan war was hearing stories from *multiple* people about encountering locals who asked them "so uh, where you boys from? Russia?"

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:38 (one month ago)

But Gabbard has also quickly racked up a list of perceived transgressions, current and former officials said.

As early as last June, Trump became irritated by a video Gabbard recorded warning about the horrors of nuclear war after a visit to Hiroshima. Trump felt the video would scare people and that she should not speak in unnecessarily graphic terms.

symsymsym, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:39 (one month ago)

Just thinkin bout how when the constitution mandated civilian control of the military, the thinking was that the reasonable civilian overseeing the armed forces would be a check on hotheaded military officers. The framers probably didn't foresee a secretary of defense who was more bloodthirsty and unhinged than the generals.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 April 2026 22:44 (one month ago)

the constitution sucks

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 April 2026 22:45 (one month ago)

I don’t think civilian control of the military is in the Constitution, there’s hardly any mention of a military as such and the framers never envisioned a standing army. they thought it led to tyranny (they were right)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 22:51 (one month ago)

Sorry, just mean the historical principle

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 April 2026 23:07 (one month ago)

the constitution sucks

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, April 2, 2026 11:45 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

https://i.imgflip.com/aoa5w2.jpg

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 2 April 2026 23:23 (one month ago)

I'm rather enamored of most of the Bill of Rights. Too bad that so many of the good parts get so little traction.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 April 2026 23:53 (one month ago)

Mr. Hegseth also fired Maj. Gen. William Green Jr., the Army’s top chaplain, an official said. - NY Times

This sentence is way down multiple paragraphs in the NY Times article on Hegseth firing a general and removing Black and female officers from a promotion list. No explanation is provided but Green is Black.

curmudgeon, Friday, 3 April 2026 03:43 (one month ago)

Days before Easter...

Come On, (Eazy), Friday, 3 April 2026 03:49 (one month ago)

Time for some more spring cleaning?

April 2 (Reuters) - There are discussions about ​FBI Director Kash ‌Patel, Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll ​and Labor ​Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer leaving ⁠the Trump ​administration, the ​Atlantic reported on Thursday, citing people familiar ​with White ​House plans.

The timing is ‌uncertain ⁠and President Donald Trump has not yet ​made ​up ⁠his mind, the Atlantic ​reported.

https://www.reuters.com/world/exit-trump-officials-including-fbi-director-patel-under-discussion-atlantic-2026-04-03/

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 3 April 2026 05:13 (one month ago)

based on when weve gotten these trump thinking about firing articles in the past they should all be out of work by tomorrow afternoon

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 11:23 (one month ago)

Double haters supporting Democrats by 31 points

Americans’ views of both the Democratic and Republican parties remain deeply negative, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS. And in an election year that may turn on which party voters see as the lesser of two evils, the Democrats hold an early advantage.

About one-quarter of the public holds a negative view of both parties – so-called double haters. Voters in that group prefer the Democrats in the upcoming midterms by 31 points.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 3 April 2026 14:28 (one month ago)

true americans

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 14:30 (one month ago)

Today in "please, please, please do it": Jeanine Pirro wants to be Attorney General.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 3 April 2026 15:47 (one month ago)

Other countries selling off US government bonds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izq542VdD8s

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 3 April 2026 17:02 (one month ago)


Pam Bondi’s portrait already taken down at Justice Department

Just a day after her firing, the former attorney general’s pictures have been taken down — and discarded in a trash bin.

https://www.ms.now/news/pam-bondis-portrait-already-taken-down-at-justice-department

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 3 April 2026 17:12 (one month ago)

https://www.ms.now/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/Unknown_946441.jpeg

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 3 April 2026 17:12 (one month ago)

You actually do love to see it

omar little, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:14 (one month ago)

her staff did that

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:30 (one month ago)

lol throwing it in the trash taking a picture and sending it to a reporter

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:55 (one month ago)

mustve felt good

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:55 (one month ago)

Performative Bondi Dumping

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Friday, 3 April 2026 18:19 (one month ago)

Junk Bondis

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2026 18:20 (one month ago)

Bondi Voyage

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 3 April 2026 18:30 (one month ago)

Pamela's Ashes

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 April 2026 19:29 (one month ago)

Wham bam thank you Pam

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 3 April 2026 19:31 (one month ago)

Bondi, Lame Bondi

nickn, Friday, 3 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

Bondi ambition

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2026 20:32 (one month ago)

I used that one yesterday!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2026 20:33 (one month ago)

then i'll stop the small talk
then i'll stop the games
i'll show them that the plans
i've made aren't wrong
what's wrong?

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Friday, 3 April 2026 23:42 (one month ago)

Bondi Beached

Zelda Zonk, Saturday, 4 April 2026 00:20 (one month ago)

Bondi - Parallel Lies

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 4 April 2026 01:24 (one month ago)

or X Offender

nickn, Saturday, 4 April 2026 01:46 (one month ago)

Is she the first evil Pam? Trying to think of any other villains named Pam.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 April 2026 01:58 (one month ago)

Depends on your take on The Office

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Saturday, 4 April 2026 02:40 (one month ago)

Or

https://images.radio-canada.ca/q_auto,w_1200/v1/ici-info/16x9/coffy-pam-grier.jpg

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 4 April 2026 09:19 (one month ago)

https://i.imgur.com/bOX3TvS.jpeg

henry s, Saturday, 4 April 2026 12:52 (one month ago)

Get the honorable Pam Grier out of this wretched company

Cow_Art, Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:26 (one month ago)

In total, the DOJ quietly closed more than 23,000 criminal cases in the first six months of President Donald Trump’s administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases, according to an analysis by ProPublica.

From Pro Publica

curmudgeon, Saturday, 4 April 2026 14:09 (one month ago)

I see that Todd Blanche is also the “acting” Librarian of Congress—these weirdos keep doing weird double duty

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 April 2026 15:11 (one month ago)

Just realized how fucked up it would be to end up with President Vance calling the shots this month.

Come On, (Eazy), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:36 (one month ago)

I wonder what Vance would do about the war his boss started if Vance was in charge, because Vance is chummy with the anti-semitic groyper teen wing of the party, but at the same time fully owned by the South African Silicon Valley cabal

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:40 (one month ago)

I am really nervous about what would happen if Vance takes over. It's true that he is deeply unlikable, but it seems to me that Trump's incompetence and incoherence is acting as a kind of buffer to prevent a full-on technofascist crackdown. I really worry about what could happen if Thiel et al. take power

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:40 (one month ago)

oh it would be a disaster domestically absolutely, but I don’t think Vance and the SV fascists are any smarter than Trump, maybe just less voluble

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:42 (one month ago)

i was just speculating in the context of the Iran war where Vance on one side has the anti-Israel antisemitic young Republicans wanting to cut off Israel and Silicon Valley on the other side of him who see Israel as an outpost of whiteness against dark hordes

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:44 (one month ago)

Since they love permanent war and total surveillance and manage to come out of every disaster capitalism contraction twice as rich as they went in, I suspect Vance’s allegiance would remain with the Little Saint James set.

JD is willing to go out in public and do or say and defend literally *anything* that these lunatics do, like some kind of humiliation ritual for the for the forces of global capital. “Look at what big bowls of shit I’m capable of eating in front of God and everyone, guys! Please let me in the club. Please make it so my great grandchildren won’t have to ever work or pay taxes or die in the water wars lol!”. Incel groypers just can’t provide that level of security.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:49 (one month ago)

vance presidency def seems worth concern, the one saving grace with him is he has absolutely no juice hes operating at a huge swag deficit and maga is really low energy right now, its tough to do a fascism without the rabble riled up, if you look at the whole ice situation its actually antifascists who have the juice, however being in control of the government certainly isnt nothing, so in conclusion worthy of concern but prob hard to execute anything too major, also who knows what vance really wants he such a lil scheming toady he might be harboring ambitions we have no idea about

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:52 (one month ago)

He has no inherent base of his own, beyond I guess Peter Thiel and Erika Kirk. Recent CNN poll has him at 37 percent approval, about the same as Trump. And let's say Trump vamooses tomorrow, all Vance inherits is a historically unpopular presidency in the middle of a whole bunch of super unpopular activities and programs. Not a position of strength in any way. (Hence my conspiracy theory up top, which might be his only chance at any kind of lasting power — just go full gloves-off, suspend the Constitution in the wake of Trump's death, declare and enforce a national emergency, etc. Which of course would also be vastly unpopular and difficult to sustain. But maybe not more difficult than clawing his way to winning an election.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:59 (one month ago)

I think the problem with that scenario is people like the idea of Trump winning, because of who Trump is. He’s kind of a perfect avatar for the movement and he is I’ll grudgingly admit someone who draws people in because he has a way with the crowd. Vance is a blinking, bearded butterball turkey.

omar little, Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:03 (one month ago)

go full gloves-off, suspend the Constitution in the wake of Trump's death, declare and enforce a national emergency, etc.

Once the coup collapses they'd risk being subjected to the the first trials for treason in a couple of centuries. Theil & his SV cronies don't need to risk it. They're already in clover.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:15 (one month ago)

I think Vance would be a small improvement, for all the reasons stated above, plus he's not suffering from dementia, which means his cabinet wouldn't be able to successfully withhold the details of the growing list of failures and clusterfucks. I believe a big reason this war in Iran is continuing to escalate is that Trump has zero concept of how bad and dangerous it is, and how much worse it will get.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:20 (one month ago)

There's also the psychological aspect. Trump is legitimately wired differently than most people, long experience has taught him he can do whatever he wants and he never/rarely sees any consequences for it. That's an unusual psychological profile, and one you can't fake if you don't feel it. I don't know what Vance's psychology is, really — seems like he has some issues! — but it's definitely not that. Trump sells his fictions to his base by just saying them and never backing down, projecting endless confidence. Vance can't do that. He comes off as whiny. "You guys said you weren't going to be fact-checking." He did manage to get elected to the Senate, with a ton of Thiel money behind him, but he has zero charisma and his political skills are pretty underdeveloped.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:25 (one month ago)

I for one am so fucking tired of endlessly musing on these sociopathic fascist fucks’ psychological profiles. Who gives a fuck, they deserve to be unalived

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 4 April 2026 19:39 (one month ago)

Well yeah. But unless/until, we are all subject to their externalized pathologies.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 April 2026 20:00 (one month ago)

Right, it's less about trying to understand them and more about trying to discern where we are headed in the immediate future based on how these lunatics behave under pressure

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 4 April 2026 21:14 (one month ago)

theyre such headcases you gotta psychoanalyze them

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2026 21:16 (one month ago)

Also worth pointing out that a lot of the choices Trump's made over the past year are not tethered to any real policy. They tend to be driven much more by his deranged instincts, so you can't really think about any of this through the lens of "strategy". It's all just psychological bullshit that just happens to be massively consequential for the US and the world.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 4 April 2026 21:30 (one month ago)

I just don’t think that musing on what a bunch of sociopaths are going to do next is worth my time anymore. I don’t think it’s possible to predict what they’re going to do, and so posting for the millionth time about an insane fascist narcissist’s psych profile just seems totally tedious to me.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 5 April 2026 11:58 (one month ago)

By all means, do something else then

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:20 (one month ago)

Waffle House Employees Didn't See FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported to Georgia Location

mick signals, Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:21 (one month ago)

The president, with an Easter Sunday with a Truth social message to Iran at 8:03 a.m.

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!”

“Open the F—n’ Strait, you crazy b—--ds, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!” “Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

curmudgeon, Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:28 (one month ago)

not singling you out curmudgeon, but we maybe need a way to not post the same thing on three different threads

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:29 (one month ago)

I understand your concern but I am more concerned about the war criminal actions being threatened and that he would say them that way, than I am about ilx policy regarding different people posting on multiple threads about his actions

curmudgeon, Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:35 (one month ago)

but what can we do about it except bitch on a thread?

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:39 (one month ago)

As one of the offenders my excuse is that I only look at this thread every now and then

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:42 (one month ago)

Two C-130 aircraft that were part of the mission to rescue the second F-15 crew member became stuck at a location inside Iran during the operation, a U.S. official told ABC News.

U.S. forces deliberately destroyed the disabled aircraft so they would not fall into Iranian hands. As a result, additional replacement aircraft had to be flown into Iran to take the airman and the rescue teams out of the country, the official said. - ABC News

curmudgeon, Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:53 (one month ago)

Maybe I'm one of the numbed humanoids. I dont give a shit what he posts anymore. My OMIGOD LOOK WHAT HE SAID meter broke sometime in 2017.

A bare plurality of our fellow citizens voted for this sleaze. I do what I can locally and will do likewise for the midterm elections. I just can't give his garbage any mental occupancy.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:54 (one month ago)

It seems like we are headed down the path of dangerous escalation over the next week. Maybe they'll keep kicking the can down the road, but I'm personally very worried we are on the brink of some very scary times.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:07 (one month ago)

As I said on Bluesky this morning, we need to stop wishing for the Republican Party to "come to its senses" and start wishing for one brave Secret Service agent to do the right thing.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:10 (one month ago)

Feel like we have passed “on the brink” tbh.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:11 (one month ago)

yeah

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:12 (one month ago)

Obviously lots of bad things already happening, but this could ratchet up dramatically.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:14 (one month ago)

im sure behind the scenes things are normal tho

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:40 (one month ago)

Do they still do that easter egg hunt at the White House?

henry s, Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:43 (one month ago)

at the end they teach toddlers how to wring necks of chickens

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:46 (one month ago)

I wondered about that too (the Easter egg hunt).

Come On, (Eazy), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:48 (one month ago)

Looks like it’s set for…tomorrow morning?

Come On, (Eazy), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:51 (one month ago)

Maybe I'm one of the numbed humanoids. I dont give a shit what he posts anymore. My OMIGOD LOOK WHAT HE SAID meter broke sometime in 2017.

A bare plurality of our fellow citizens voted for this sleaze. I do what I can locally and will do likewise for the midterm elections. I just can't give his garbage any mental occupancy.

the proper response to any of his tweets is a quick jerk-off motion and move on

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:55 (one month ago)

he’s an impotent little boy having a tantwum

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:56 (one month ago)

And the thing is, if it’s him composing it.

Come On, (Eazy), Sunday, 5 April 2026 15:59 (one month ago)

Meanwhile on NBC Sunday talk show, VA Dem Senator Tim Kaine defends his philosophy behind his votes for Trump nominees (he voted for Noem and others)

WELKER: You've voted yes on some of Trump's nominees. Are you open to voting yes on President Trump's pick to become the next attorney general?

KAINE: I never start off as an automatic no. If you're elected president, I think that should carry a mandate to put in an executive team. If somebody is not qualified or has lack of character, I'll vote no, but I never start off as a no.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:00 (one month ago)

Fuck Tim Kaine

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:03 (one month ago)

Welker should have done a follow-up and asked if Noem's prior corruption and fraud issues and dog-killing that he should have known about made her qualified and showed her character

Dems and the media still never learning

curmudgeon, Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:05 (one month ago)

100%. every interview he gets going forward should bring curmudgeon’s q

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:14 (one month ago)

I’d go in assuming a considerable lack of character is one of the traits Trump seeks out

omar little, Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:30 (one month ago)

he should nominate Kaine for something then

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:47 (one month ago)

If somebody is not qualified or has lack of character, I'll vote no, but I never start off as a no.

he voted for plenty of fucking non qualified people! why wasn't he called on that?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 5 April 2026 18:34 (one month ago)

“If somebody is not qualified or has lack of character, I'll vote no, but I never start off as a no. After that’s it’s just y’know, pay me.”

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Sunday, 5 April 2026 18:47 (one month ago)

more like dim kaint

big boodith judith (m bison), Sunday, 5 April 2026 18:49 (one month ago)

wow so open minded, his brains fell right out

brimstead, Sunday, 5 April 2026 19:51 (one month ago)

Measles Weasels gonna lay low for awhile

US health officials appear to be shying away from voicing negative views of vaccines in public as November’s midterm elections loom and key polling indicates anti-vaccine views are a liability.

Andy the Grasshopper, Sunday, 5 April 2026 23:50 (one month ago)

Turns out the strongest anti-vaxxers aren't around to vote this year.

nickn, Monday, 6 April 2026 06:51 (one month ago)

Have we talked about how California Democrats appear in danger of handing the state to a Republican governor because there are too many of them in the race?

https://calmatters.org/commentary/2026/04/california-governor-race-chicken-game/

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 April 2026 13:16 (one month ago)

Upon sober consideration of what is best for California, and to stop this divisive intraparty bickering, I have concluded that the best course of action is for Democrats to coalesce around a single candidate, me.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 April 2026 13:20 (one month ago)

KAINE: I never start off as an automatic no. If you're elected president, I think that should carry a mandate to put in an executive team. If somebody is not qualified or has lack of character, I'll vote no, but I never start off as a no.

god what a piece of shit

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 6 April 2026 13:22 (one month ago)

yea that is genuinely a baffling quote when the President himself is not qualified, has no character whatsoever, and is clearly only picking people based on how sycophantic they are and how willing they are to commit crimes on his behalf. starting to make sense how they lost to this guy

frogbs, Monday, 6 April 2026 14:05 (one month ago)

its their job

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 14:07 (one month ago)

i’m fine with believing “i don’t start at no,” but on the record he’s either a fucking dangerous idiot , or working intentionally for the admin. either way he should be put down.

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 April 2026 15:24 (one month ago)

alright let’s not get carried away Kaine is just (hopefully) the generation of the “I look forward to working with my esteemed colleagues across the aisle to find bipartisan solutions for the 21st Century” kind of centrist Dem that is completely irrelevant now

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 April 2026 15:31 (one month ago)

The guy they actually need to learn from is Mitch McConnell. His determination from the start to block any- and everything Obama tried to do — to treat the administration as essentially a hostile power occupying the White House — was indecorous and perhaps violated the Senate's self-image as a place of reasoned debate, but it was hugely successful. Including stealing a Supreme Court seat. Dems don't have a majority right now, but neither did McConnell when he started that strategy.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 April 2026 15:32 (one month ago)

But at a minimum that would mean ditching Schumer, and more seriously it would mean embracing a whole new identity for the party that its corporate centrists can't abide.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 April 2026 15:33 (one month ago)

yep McConnell really laid bare that the two-party system is really just a glorified Prisoner's Dilemma meaning the side willing to fight dirty is going to win out in the end. hate to say it but I do credit Newsom for actually going through with the gerrymandering plan to give themselves 5 more seats as a direct response to the GOP doing that in Texas. that's what they need to do. everyone knows if the Democrats lost the popular vote but won the EC it would be gone the moment the GOP retakes power.

frogbs, Monday, 6 April 2026 15:37 (one month ago)

Hamilton Nolan on point again today: https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/unions-or-david-duke

One bitter lesson to be learned from the past five years is that it is a strategic mistake to allow demands for material change to be soaked up by the soft sponge of corporate and political promises. Every movement for racial and economic equality in American history has sparked a vicious backlash. We know it will come. We must build a stronger backstop against it than “Chuck Schumer and Roger Goodell’s personal commitment to justice.” So where can we direct our efforts, if not at politicians and corporate PR offices?

Try this: union contracts. Union contracts. Organize a union, and get a contract. In that contract, put all of the nice promises that the company is mouthing about DEI. Once they are in the contract, they are no longer promises.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 April 2026 16:13 (one month ago)

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 16:19 (one month ago)

Kaine was the only Democratic senator who boycotted Netanyahu’s speech to Congress iirc. I wouldn’t necessarily call him worse than the other current Washington Dems just because he has Senate brain.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Monday, 6 April 2026 20:06 (one month ago)

any idea why there's an egg hunt *today* rather than yesterday?
Assuming that Trump was at Mar-a-Lagoo and couldn't be bothered coming back in time for Easter

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 April 2026 20:10 (one month ago)

he was dead but now he is risen

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 April 2026 20:12 (one month ago)

he was very proud that they're using real, affordable eggs but kids want chocolate, not hard boiled eggs

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 April 2026 20:14 (one month ago)

real american children hunger for raw home grown eggs

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 20:22 (one month ago)

some of the kids did ok but trump totally won the easter egg hunt, kicked everyone's ass in the tournament, found all the eggs so quickly

z_tbd, Monday, 6 April 2026 20:29 (one month ago)

everybody was saying that he actually found the eggs faster than anyone ever had, ever

z_tbd, Monday, 6 April 2026 20:29 (one month ago)

also, RFK Junior examining the kids’ mitochondria

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 April 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

The city released the video after the New York Times, which obtained a copy earlier, reported that the footage raised questions about why it took weeks for the federal government’s case against the two men to collapse. The Times reported that federal investigators had access to the video within hours of the Jan. 14 shooting, but did not watch it until nearly three weeks after they had charged the two men.

https://apnews.com/article/minneapolis-immigration-crackdown-shooting-1d0b01179d08af071ae986f969a45aca

dow, Monday, 6 April 2026 22:46 (one month ago)

not sure I understand this threat, and I'm not sure Markwayne does either

Markwayne Mullin says he's considering pulling US customs agents from airports in sanctuary cities

Homeland security secretary Markwayne Mullin told Fox News he’s thinking about withdrawing customs agents from international airports located in sanctuary cities because he doesn’t think sanctuary city policies are legal.

“I believe sanctuary cities is not lawful,” Mullin told Fox News’s Brett Baier. “I don’t think they’re able to do that.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 00:26 (one month ago)

Lol so you’re just gonna … not check the bags of people coming through New York, LA and Chicago? Ok Chief.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 00:44 (one month ago)

I think that would preclude those airports from receiving international flights. But they'd sue and ask for immediate injunction relief pending trial.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 01:00 (one month ago)

i didn’t go through any customs process at all coming into Charlotte a couple of weeks ago. i did a whole thing where i downloaded an app and testified to all kinds of things, hoping that might speed up the process, given the TSA nonsense, but in the end nobody asked for anything, no forms, no questions, i just walked out

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 01:07 (one month ago)

did they look at your passport, did they have american customs at yr departure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 01:10 (one month ago)

no customs anywhere, first time i’ve ever seen that. passport control has now turned into “stand in front of a camera” and you don’t actually show your physical passport

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 01:26 (one month ago)

thats crazy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 01:27 (one month ago)

recently came back from abroad, the process was just to walk past creepy biometric things, i did and said nothing, didn't interact with anyone. there was one TSA guy tending to a different group but i think they're letting the scanners do all the menial work for now

no customs form, no declaration, no 'where did you stay/what did you get up to?'. it was very weird

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 01:37 (one month ago)

Just FYI it’s not TSA but CBP who do the customs. When I came back from Spain two weeks ago I filled out my info on the CBP app beforehand —there was a brief couple questions from a CBP guy but that was it.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 01:59 (one month ago)

ah theyre too busy kidnapping people to do their jobs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 02:00 (one month ago)

Neither CPB or ICE seem too invested in the C part of their names.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 02:20 (one month ago)

they're more interested in making their own customs, their own traditions, like murdering people in concentration camps

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 02:36 (one month ago)

they’re getting their own section of the Folklife Festival this year

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 02:48 (one month ago)

Senator Warnock following Dem pr rule that voters can’t handle more than 1 concept at a time and especially not foreign affairs, tweeted this morning:

Don’t let the President distract you from his mission of funneling wealth from the bottom to the top.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:28 (one month ago)

Saw that on Bluesky. When a lot of people are feeling incredibly anxious about Trump seemingly threatening nuclear annihilation, probably not a great idea to tell them their feelings are wrong.

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:35 (one month ago)

warnock has been a weak disappointment but I guess we should be happy he's a Dem in GA

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:35 (one month ago)

And why is he so confident that it's a distraction anyway? The war itself is proof that Trump does not always chicken out!

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:36 (one month ago)

"distraction" is really hollow as a political concept, and being lectured by politicians about where to spend my attention currency or w/e is nauseating

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:43 (one month ago)

OTMFM

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:43 (one month ago)

like if we pay laser-focused attention to his mission of funneling wealth from the bottom to the top is that going to stop it?

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:43 (one month ago)

Right, what am I supposed to do with that?

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:15 (one month ago)

All the social media posts of democratic politicians over the last ten years imploring voters not to “get distracted” or how “someone should do something about this obviously very bad thing!!!!” could be compiled into a great coffee table book. Might provide a few rueful chuckles before having to burn it for heat or maybe boiled into a mush after all the rats are dead

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:26 (one month ago)

When a lot of people are feeling incredibly anxious about Trump seemingly threatening nuclear annihilation

People think this? I figured he was just over hyping his threat to destroy Iran's power plants.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:32 (one month ago)

are you fucking kidding me

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:33 (one month ago)

People think this? I figured he was just over hyping his threat to destroy Iran's power plants.

Based on what, exactly?

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:33 (one month ago)

No, you guys really think he's going to use a nuke?

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:34 (one month ago)

The war itself is proof that Trump does not always chicken out!

This war was a calculated surprise attack. In Trump's fantasy it would be a master stroke, decapitating the leadership and incapacitating military resistance in one sweeping gesture, after which the Iranian people who had been out protesting in large numbers just a couple of months ago would rise and seize power, leading to triumphal photos of jubilant Iranians dancing and waving Iran and US flags. There was no reason to chicken out of that scenario.

Now that reality has hit, he's desperately flailing to get out with any kind of "win" he can claim, so he can go back to intimidating Congressional Republicans and basking in his imaginary popularity. La dolce vita!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:34 (one month ago)

xp I think it's more of a possibility now than it has ever been in my lifetime, so... yeah?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:35 (one month ago)

okay

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:35 (one month ago)

atomic bulletin scientists update clock of death to 11:59.999999 pm

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:36 (one month ago)

see you guys in the afterlife then

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:37 (one month ago)

i'm guessing he's going to go so far as getting the "codes" and whatever shit happens when a u.s. president decided to almost use a nuclear weapon. for nothing else, so that he can tell his horrible maralago guests all about the time civilization was on the brink and it was him, the most important and consequential person, who had "the nuclear codes" in his hand, he'll talk about the "football" they carry it in, he'll make jokes, he'll say he was almost going to do it, later he'll say he should have done it

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:37 (one month ago)

not everyone has to spiral

a (waterface), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:39 (one month ago)

oh i forgot, what's the bright side of this one?

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:39 (one month ago)

No, you guys really think he's going to use a nuke?

I think the odds that he'll use a nuclear weapon are slim, but it's a non-zero possibility, as they say. There's also a chance he'll do Dresden-style bombing raids on Iranian cities. Or send in ground troops. The man is completely insane, and utterly unconstrained. At this point almost anything is possible.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:39 (one month ago)

he is insane but i don't think he's going to use nukes. but he did say he's going to destroy a civilization, which is bad enough without getting into speculation re nukes

a (waterface), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:41 (one month ago)

i'm more interested in the chances (are they non-zero?) of him being removed from office

it seems like we're closer to _that_ than at any time up til now, as well

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:41 (one month ago)

agreed!

a (waterface), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:42 (one month ago)

I agree that this puts nukes "on the table" and that people responding to that with fear and anxiety are fully justified.

But this exchange is hardening my opinion that the means (a nuclear strike) are somewhat less important here than the ends (he is explicitly, unambiguously threatening genocide)

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:42 (one month ago)

(he is explicitly, unambiguously threatening genocide)

^^^^^

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:44 (one month ago)

On January 27, 2026, the Doomsday Clock was set at 85 seconds to midnight, the closest the Clock has ever been to midnight in its history.

You know, I've always considered the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists to be a bunch of cranks! It's not like the sundowning president of the United States is threatening to destroy a civilization with the aid of a delusional theocratic fascist death cult! Please, everybody, get a grip

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:45 (one month ago)

typed and then untyped something a bit ago bringing up the bipartisan handwaving about the genocide in gaza. the effect, on a mass, psychological level, of knowing that your national representatives know there's a genocide and that they're not going to do anything about. and then, knowing that trump is murdering people (150+) in the atlantic/pacific around the gulf and central america, and there are no repercussions for him, won't be any. the violence and inhumanity is normalized, and the non-reaction (non-effective, at least) by supposed civic leaders is normalized. flash forward a year or two and trump is hyping up a primetime tv event where he decides whether or not to okay a genocide in the cradle of civilization, and the most common adopted language to retort is just TACO

fukken... TACO

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:48 (one month ago)

But this exchange is hardening my opinion that the means (a nuclear strike) are somewhat less important here than the ends (he is explicitly, unambiguously threatening genocide)

― obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, April 7, 2026 12:42 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm. I just don't want, when Trump doesn't use a nuke but instead kills thousands of civilians by more conventional means, for people to be relieved.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:49 (one month ago)

it also makes his earlier announced war crimes (to target energy/civilian infrastructures) seem more moderate

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:52 (one month ago)

I promise not to be relieved until he keels over

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:54 (one month ago)

I guess what I would say is it's classic Art of the Deal for him to run his mouth and then dial it back. He has a clear pattern of using hyperbole and bullying to achieve his goals. However I think it's still important to take what he says seriously and hold him accountable. I think rolling your eyes and saying "Yeah, more Trump bluster" just kind of normalizes it in a way I'm not comfortable with

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:58 (one month ago)

<3 Moodles

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:06 (one month ago)

there's also his strange fantasies (lies) that he's talking on the side to the 'sane, rational' elements of the Iranian leadership, and *those* guys are totally ready to make an amazing 'deal'

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:18 (one month ago)

vance is in budapest today

JD Vance has railed against the EU, accusing it of blatantly interfering in Hungary’s upcoming elections, even as the US vice-president said he had travelled to Budapest to “help” Viktor Orbán win Sunday’s vote.

Speaking to reporters shortly after landing in Budapest on Tuesday, Vance’s tone was combative as he alleged that the EU was responsible for “one of the worst examples of foreign election interference” he had ever seen.

“The bureaucrats in Brussels have tried to destroy the economy of Hungary,” he said. Gesturing to Orbán, he added: “They have tried to make Hungary less energy-independent. They have tried to drive up costs for Hungarian consumers. And they’ve done it all because they hate this guy.”

Vance, however, made no effort to conceal the reason he had arrived in the country five days before a heated election in which Orbán is facing the possibility of being ousted after 16 years in power. “Of course, I want to help, as much as I possibly can, the prime minister as he faces this election season,” said Vance.

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:19 (one month ago)

Heh I'm not sure Orban really wants this kind of 'help'

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:21 (one month ago)

The bedrock reality here is that Trump is trapped in a war he cannot win and now he is faced with a set of choices, none of which allow him to escape the trap he put himself in. Because the trap is inescapable he will choose the option that lets him spin it out for as long as possible before the trap closes on him, because a lifetime of experience has taught him that buying time and looking for an opening to wriggle through is the key to getting out of traps.

In my mind this means he will follow through on destroying civilian infrastructure via air bombardment. Many more Iranians will die. The Strait will remain closed to all ships that Iran chooses to blockade. He and his clueless compliant lackeys will drag us deeper into the war. How deep we go is still an open question. It seems certain this will destroy large numbers of human lives, destroy cities, cost astronomic amounts of money, and add to the world's misery.

Z asked what's the bright side of this? Nothing I can see. The best outcome that doesn't feel to me like pure wishful thinking is that Trump is removed from office and that would probably take a year or more. We're all so fucked.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:33 (one month ago)

The Strait will remain closed to all ships that Iran chooses to blockade

and herein lies the rub... Iran is freely letting ships pass as long as they don't fly the flag of a nation who's attacking them, or supporting attacks on them. Theoretically, if we stopped bombing them, they would eventually allow all ships to pass, though I think they're gonna start taxing everyone for that privilege

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:49 (one month ago)

H.Res.939 - Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States for high crimes and misdemeanors.

At this point it may be rearranging deck chairs on a sinking ship, but....

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:02 (one month ago)

via lawyersgunsmoney, i think this nyt link should work

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/us/politics/trump-iran-war.html?unlocked_article_code=1.ZFA.Xuhf.YN20IgLG-NoO&smid=url-share

warning, this is maggie haberman and jonathan swan, based on reporting from their upcoming book.

it details the meeting between netanyahu and the trump admin on feb 11, when netanyahu made the case for war. hegseth was all in, of course.

here was the brave opposition:

Within the cabinet, Mr. Hegseth was the biggest proponent of a military campaign against Iran.

Mr. Rubio indicated to colleagues that he was much more ambivalent. He did not believe the Iranians would agree to a negotiated deal, but his preference was to continue a campaign of maximum pressure rather than start a full-scale war. Mr. Rubio, however, did not try to talk Mr. Trump out of the operation, and after the war began he delivered the administration’s justification with full conviction…

The vice president thought a regime-change war with Iran would be a disaster. His preference was for no strikes at all. But knowing that Mr. Trump was likely to intervene in some fashion, he tried to steer toward more limited action. Later, when it seemed certain that the president was set on a large-scale campaign, Mr. Vance argued that he should do so with overwhelming force, in the hope of achieving his objectives quickly.

the article also talks about how netanyahu sold them all on the idea that kurds in iraq would probably come to iran to help iranian dissidents overthrow the government (...as the u.s. and israel bombed the shit out of the country), and that iran's leadership would be so weakened by the initial assault that they would be unable to close the strait of hormuz.

so surprised that a team of yes men who failed upward their entire lives said yes sir!

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:05 (one month ago)

Without significant shifts among republicans in Congress to intervene decisively against Trump's war of choice, the bombing will continue. The widespread belief among US politicians in the ability of American air power to compel other nations into obedience to our wishes is too strong for them to abandon it, no matter how long Iran holds out.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:08 (one month ago)

Yeah, I know, given the source, but it tracks:

Tucker Carlson, the commentator who had emerged as another prominent skeptic of intervention on the right, had come to the Oval Office several times over the previous year to warn Mr. Trump that a war with Iran would destroy his presidency. A couple weeks before the war began, Mr. Trump, who had known Mr. Carlson for years, tried to reassure him over the phone. “I know you’re worried about it, but it’s going to be OK,” the president said. Mr. Carlson asked how he knew. “Because it always is,” Mr. Trump replied.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:12 (one month ago)

i think aimless is spot on fwiw, esp in that he thinks time is always on his side. but it isnt here.

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

trump thinks that is, obv

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:17 (one month ago)

China making major strides in wind power as the US government spends billions making sure that the US has no role in the industry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBxeYilvGrs

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:34 (one month ago)

we'll bomb their evil windmills next

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:41 (one month ago)

when will he will deliver his magnificent announcement of his merciful act of not doing it with new conditions is my optimistic question.

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:57 (one month ago)

he'll strike a deal with Iran's shadow government, the pro-American wing, the reasonable ones all saying 'Sir, we've never encountered a man like you, you are a true deal broker'

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:03 (one month ago)

…and the insiders betting Polymarket win again.

Come On, (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

https://newrepublic.com/post/208535/white-house-accidentally-easter-lunch-trump-speech

The White House mistakenly uploaded Donald Trump’s remarks at an Easter lunch, which was supposed to be closed to the press, to YouTube Wednesday, before realizing its error and making the link private.

In the speech, which Business Insider’s Bryan Metzger uploaded to X in full, Trump fantasizes about being a king, admits there’s no money left for health care or childcare because of the war he started, and daydreams about seizing all of Iran’s oil.

“We’re fighting wars. We can’t take care of daycare. You got to let a state take care of daycare, and they should pay for it too. They should pay. They’ll have to raise their taxes, but they should pay for it. And we could lower our taxes a little bit to them to make up,” Trump said. “It’s not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things. They can do it on a state basis. You can’t do it on a federal. We have to take care of one thing: military protection.

“I can’t get a ballroom approved. It’s pretty amazing, right?” Trump also said in the speech. “If I was a king, we’d be doing a lot more. I’m doing a lot, but I could be doing a lot more if I was a king.”

Trump went on to lament that it’s “unfortunate” that Americans don’t have the “patience” to take Iran’s oil.

“We could just take their oil. But, you know, I’m not sure that the people in our country have the patience to do that, which is unfortunate. You know, they want to see it end. If we stayed there, I, you know, I’d prefer just to take the oil. We could do it so easily. I would prefer that, but people in the country sort of say, ‘Just win, you’re winning so big. Just win, come home,’” Trump said in the speech.

Trump also mentioned his address to the country to take place later that evening, saying to the audience, “Tonight I’m making a little speech at 9 o’clock and basically I’m gonna tell everybody how great I am.”

The whole speech seems to be an insight into what Trump actually thinks but isn’t willing to say to the broader public. But the American people deserve to know what the president thinks about them and their needs, even if it’s not very much.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:09 (one month ago)

https://stoptrumpswars.org

https://stoptrumpswars.org/april-8-action-listings

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:31 (one month ago)

I should say I don't know anything about that^

maybe one to bookmark if you're mad the Americans aren't protesting: https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-04-07/teen-who-attended-la-no-kings-rally-shot-blinded-by-dhs-agent-attorney-says

“This is the third person who’s lost an eye, maybe the fourth by a [Department of Homeland Security agent].” DeSimone said. “Two were in Orange County. I’m not representing those people but my former partners are. I see it as a really rampant problem across the board.”

DeSimone’s law firm has represented at least 15 people who were allegedly injured by Homeland Security agents during protests since last June, including a guitar player whose finger was shattered and a 79-year-old car wash owner who was slammed to the ground and experienced a brain bleed.

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:39 (one month ago)

Illing interviewed Kalle Lasn adbuster/occupy founder, who made a case that no kings is delusionary distraction. i am always interested to see just where and why the line between useful/useless falls for activist types. which sounds like derogation but is not at all intended that way by me.

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:11 (one month ago)

I went and read what Lasn had to say and ... he's not wrong on the diagnosis, but let's say his action plan needs some work.

First we must answer the question we never answered 14 years ago: “What Is Our One Demand?” We’ll keep thrashing around in the weeds until we figure that out.

This won’t be easy. It’s going to take some serious soul-searching. We’ll have to hunker down . . . congregate in thousands of little groups around the country and brainstorm our hearts out. Zero in on a new grand narrative, a radical set of big ideas — metamemes — ideas so profound and fundamental that a sane and sustainable future is unthinkable without them.

And then, we’ll have to come up with a whole new paradigm of protest.

The hundreds of one-off protests that have flared up around the country since Trump got elected are just quick reactive jabs, born of frustration. We’re just gushing out anger at the guy. When will we wake up and realize that traditional one-offs like No Kings don’t add up to a hill of beans. To start winning again, we have to pick up the pace, the rhythm, the tempo of our resistance. And, most importantly, face this fact: Words without deep personal commitment behind them have the shelf life of lettuce. To pull out of this death spiral we must, each of us, change the way we live.

For centuries we’ve followed the same routine — the playbook of the industrial revolution: we’ve worked weekdays, partied on Saturday, rested (sometimes) on Sunday. Toiling, and then escaping from the week’s toil. Five-sevenths of our lives spent punching a clock. That leaves no time for growth, for transformation, for dreaming.

So we steal some. One day a week. Friday. We just take Friday back. Make it ours. Repurpose it. Rededicate it to the service of the wild human spirit and a sustainable future. Turn it into a new kind of 21st century holiday: A global day of action.

From now on, think of Friday as a call to personal revolution.

Instead of working, we start the day by staring into the mirror, building resistance in the circuitry of the heart. And then, armed with our metamemes, we hit the streets to sow inspired anarchic bliss.

We turn our cities into carnivals, our universities into hotbeds of revolutionary fervor, our supermarkets into staging grounds, our financial districts into fiery zones of contention. We churn everything up!

Some of us will write poems and shoot them into cyberspace. Others will wander around détourning ads, posting ultimatums and manifestos on lampposts, singing in Starbucks, taking our dogs into Cartier stores, strolling into Safeway and folding a banana. Each of us, each in our own sweet way, will find our mojo . . . dedicate our Fridays to winning the planetary endgame — match the dark insanity of the present moment with a crazy exuberance that is ultimately full of light and hope.

Oh yeah, baby. It’s time to be reborn.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:41 (one month ago)

that last bit sounds like some Guy Debord shit

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:45 (one month ago)

Well Lasn's 84, he's very much of that generation. I respect the impulse, I'm just not sure he's gonna find a lot of takers.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:46 (one month ago)

People his age write stuff like this but they have no idea how expensive it is to live now. When he was my age, people could afford rent on 1 or 2- bedroom apartments on the Lower East Side while working part time. Delusional boomer nonsense.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:50 (one month ago)

Well we won't get the revolution with that attitude!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:02 (one month ago)

Delusional boomer nonsense.

I agree it's delusional nonsense, but could you just drop the generational tag, please? It has no relevance to anything. Many, if not most, of the people who talked this way back in the brief hippie love-in era were war babies who were influenced by leaders who were Depression babies. btw, Lasn was born in 1942.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:07 (one month ago)

Delusional boomer nonsense incoming:

It pains me to read people outright dismissing such a modest proposal! I do think he's spot on that we're not getting out of this without a major paradigm shift, which in any case is going to come one way or another because the course we're on is not sustainable. I'd rather be working to get ahead of the inevitable tumbling down, to lean into it with joy and ingenuity as opposed to having to react and work double time to pick up the pieces!

To pull out of this death spiral we must, each of us, change the way we live.

This part in particular, I think, is true. None of us can be truly free until we're free to speak our minds without fear of reprisals from employers and unless we're free to crowd the streets on a dime in order make our voices heard. To do this takes work and planning! Escaping from the grip of the capitalist grind is exhausting, but it can be done, slowly but surely. It involves, for me, certain kinds of sacrifices, but it also opens up new possibilities for joy and interrelation.

As precarity pushes many of us out of the running of the rat race and into the margins, we can and should seek out new communal arrangements, not just out of ideological conviction but from necessity. We can take the reality of underemployment, stagnant wages, housing crisis, etc., and use it as an opportunity to design and nurture new ways of getting our needs met that fall outside of traditional wage labor. What does real solidarity with our homeless neighbors look like? What does free groceries for everybody in the neighborhood look like? None of it has to be a radical new invention. Here in Minneapolis we've already seen the possibilities in the face of disastrous fascist crackdowns. We can use these crises, which are not going away, as a springboard to reinvent how we live our lives.

And also like, I'm just not going to fucking accept a situation where I can't express myself politically, and joyfully vibe with my neighbors against fascism because housing is too expensive! Seriously fuck that! That's letting them win imo

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:25 (one month ago)

I think it all sounds great! But it's not really a modest proposal if you're talking about "thousands of little groups around the country" brainstorming their hearts out. It's the gap between the idea and the execution that's the challenge. It just sounds sort of disconnected from people's actual lives. But if Lasn wants to start doing it wherever he is and build from there, go for it.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:33 (one month ago)

Point taken, Aimless.

I agree we need a paradigm shift, but in order for that to happen, we have to ask ourselves what we’re willing to give up, and when so many people already have so little, that can sound very fucking unreasonable.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:39 (one month ago)

and also, the insane amount of resources being wasted on military etc far outweigh what any of us could contribute by sharing what we have. it's so infuriating.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:40 (one month ago)

in conclusion, my comrades, we must seize the means of production

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:45 (one month ago)

Yes, agreed. We need to do more to build networks of solidarity and care. It’s true.

But to ask working people who don’t know what Cartier is, who can’t afford a dog, who can’t read or write above the level of an 8th grader, who can’t afford Starbucks— to ask people to “find their mojo” and live in some kind of “joyful resistance” is straight up toxic. People at the bottom already KNOW what resistance and community looks like, and getting lectured by some dude about it is not going to win them over.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:49 (one month ago)

Another part of this, speaking of people at the bottom and resistance and community, is that the left needs to find allies in faith communities. These latter groups are doing much of the on the ground work, filling the yawning gaps left by the destruction of yhe social safety net, and it would be good for more leftists to shake hands and work with faith groups in their communities

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:51 (one month ago)

Meanwhile:

The U.S. has agreed to a two-week ceasefire with Iran proposed by Pakistan, President Trump said Tuesday night.

But what did he say after that? Check this space!

https://www.axios.com/2026/04/07/iran-2-week-ceasfire-trump-pakistan

dow, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:58 (one month ago)

xp table hugely OTM

Some of the people on the front lines of ICE resistance in the SF Bay Area last fall were local priests and religious leaders.

octobeard, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:02 (one month ago)

when so many people already have so little, that can sound very fucking unreasonable

Agree to this, but I was just reading a cheerful tome by Solzhenitsyn called The Gulag Archipelago and there's a moving section where the zeks all go on a hunger strike.. and these guys were already barely alive to begin with. But the unflappable solidarity of the strike seemed to put a fear into the camp administration, who ended up really trying to coerce everyone to eat by the end of it
That's an extreme case obv but I think people can by moved to overcome personal difficulties when they see others doing the same.. witness the 70s grape boycott which actually did have an effect

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:15 (one month ago)

For sure, but there’s some framing there: “we should all starve together” is not a winning slogan

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:17 (one month ago)

In Sacramento there used to be a mural that read “In scarcity we bare the teeth,” from a poem of the same name. Here is the rest of it:

In Scarcity, We Bare the Teeth
selling them off one by one
appetites in search of the highest price no longer able to smile at or chew on what it means to live the good life.

This is what people are doing, in terms of metaphor, and part of the problem is going to be getting people to recognize that struggle and scarcity are not noble in and of themselves— they only become so when struggling throughout scarcity with others.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:24 (one month ago)

tipsy will know about these guys. they have got churches in knoxville not only to form the backbone of a political program in the venn diagram overlap of congregation concerns, scripture, and political levers to pull locally, but to actually contribute their OWN FUNDS to making it happen!

https://justiceknox.org/

a model for others to look to imo.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:59 (one month ago)

think globally act locally iirc

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:00 (one month ago)

Yeah they have actually gotten a lot of things done, and the most impressive thing imo is that they’ve sustained it. They’ve been going for probably close to a decade now, and they show up over and over.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:09 (one month ago)

that is very cool

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:33 (one month ago)

They bring a lot of people too! A core part of it is a big annual meeting they have to set priorities for the next year, and they get like 800-1,000 people (from about 10 different congregations).

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:41 (one month ago)

not sure which counties are reporting exactly but the liberal Wisconsin SC justice has a huge lead right now, 61/39 with over half reporting

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:52 (one month ago)

lol they just called it too only 56% is in

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:54 (one month ago)

got a text from graham platner today

i visited maine once in the late 1970s

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:56 (one month ago)

On Wisconsin

Act 10 must fall

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:01 (one month ago)

lol I just checked and the best spin Fox News can put on things is "Trump Makes Major Announcement About Iran Ahead of Deadline." That's the most administration-friendly framing they could find.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:25 (one month ago)

If you are about to climb down from your stated objectives in a war, I guess maybe it's less damaging to your reputation as commander in chief to back down from an extreme position almost nobody wanted you to follow through on.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:41 (one month ago)

But he got exactly what he was asking for before he made the threat—a ceasefire and the strait reopened, with new negotiations.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:50 (one month ago)

Before the war he already had the strait opened and new negotiations, how can they spin this as a win

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:52 (one month ago)

They blew up a bunch of stuff, that’s how.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:55 (one month ago)

The real win will be somehow getting one of Jared's companies a cut of the strait tolls. Trump loves the idea of tolling the strait, but it's a lot easier for Iran to do it. So he can just get a piece. It's not as good as taking the oil, but less work.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 03:04 (one month ago)

"Mandatory annual contribution to the Board of Peace"

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 03:06 (one month ago)

how can they spin this as a win

Well they killed some Iranian leaders, including the Supreme Leader. They bombed the hell out of a bunch of places, including a school full of children and various military installations. They'll proudly claim to have annihilated certain Iranian military capabilities that they already claimed to have annihilated earlier, before starting this war. They will glue all these bits and bobs together into claims of a great victory.

But in order for this great victory to materialize, the negotiations with Iran must reach a successful conclusion, where success amounts to the complete disengagement of the USA from active bombardment of Iran. Also, oil must fall to about 125% of its pre-war price. What Israel does from there forward won't be claimed as being any of our business (except for selling them arms).

I hope the Iranians hold our feet to the fire just enough that they humiliate us and they get reparations for the war, but not enough so that we go back to bombing them.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 03:14 (one month ago)

Are we sure MAGA is paying close enough attention to any of this to make fine-grained distinctions about daddy's glorious victory?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 04:05 (one month ago)

Maybe its wishful thinking given the fact that the man has been given the widest latitude of any American in history but I think Trump might've actually really overplayed his hand on this one. Its pretty clear now the plan was never to actually nuke Iran...Trump has to know that'll set off a shitstorm that even he can't control, and if nothing else will totally crater the global economy. I know he doesn't actually give a shit about Americans but he's the money guy, he genuinely hates the fact that gas prices are spiralling out of control, because he knows that's something his idiot voters actually do care about. I mean come on, everyone knows "two weeks" is Trumpspeak for "never". Governments don't talk like that, they say "14 days". The problem is he's fucking crazy and people thought he'd actually do it. They know because he went to war with Iran in the first place. They know because they see him on TV. He's talking to second graders about Biden's fucking autopen.

Personally I don't think scaring the fuck out of the entire planet is something people actually want more of. It finally got some Congressmen to call for the 25th amendment. People say Trump is always gonna have that 40% who won't leave him but I think the Iran shit is busting him through the floor fast. His voters are horrible people who genuinely don't care if he fucks kids but they know this war can only make the world a much worse place. This administration is not even bothering to sell this and his voters aren't buying it because they can't figure out what they're buying. My Dad, who voted Trump 3 times and believes some genuinely insane shit, is now saying he needs to be removed. There was a story about one of those Trump merch stores which recently closed because literally nobody is going in there since the Iran war started. I also don't think pulling out now is going to bring those people back. There is not a single way we are better off now than we were before. Also he's been talking about regime change nonstop. He'll just fuck with another country.

Now I dunno if any of this is gonna make a difference, obviously Republicans do not give a shit that Trump is evil incarnate, but they might care if his approval dips to like 28%. No amount of election fuckery is gonna bridge that gap. And midterms are really not that far away. Granted I know admitting Trump is insane now when you supported him all along makes you look bad but continuing to support him after "An entire civilization will die tonight" might be even worse. I don't think too many people were actually certain nukes would be used and that WW3 was about to begin but they sure as hell didn't think the chance was zero. These people might be starting to believe that he is actually insane.

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 04:27 (one month ago)

In other news - a year ago when Susan Crawford won the SC seat in Wisconsin it was considered a pretty strong rebuke of Trumpism because she won by 10 points in a state that Trump took in 2024. Well it looks like Chris Taylor is going to win by nearly 20 points. Also in Waukesha County, about as red a place as you'll find in Wisconsin, all the right wing candidates for school board lost. But by all means guys keep riding this train I'm sure he'll pull out of this tailspin any moment

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 04:36 (one month ago)

Ron Johnson next please.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 05:12 (one month ago)

Oh I guess he might not run for reelection anyway.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 05:13 (one month ago)

Everyone in America is looking at their gas prices nearly doubling in a month’s time - on top of all the other shit he’s pulled, good luck coming back from that.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 05:49 (one month ago)

thanks all for the thoughts re: Lasn etc

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 06:53 (one month ago)

Frogs, do you have any people close to you that are Trumpers? I really do think you overestimate them.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 10:46 (one month ago)

Judge Taylor’s 20-point triumph reshaped Wisconsin’s election night map. All across the state, counties that had voted for Mr. Trump by wide margins turned blue on Tuesday.

Perhaps most worrisome for Republicans was the erosion of their votes in Waukesha County, for generations the party’s largest source of votes and a place where, as recently as 2012, Mitt Romney won 67 percent of the vote.

Judge Lazar was on track for just 54 percent — four points less even than the conservative Supreme Court candidate took a year ago when he was trounced statewide. The math in Wisconsin is simple: Given Democratic strength in Milwaukee and Madison, a Republican candidate must deliver a big margin in Waukesha and other vote-rich conservative suburbs to have any shot at winning statewide.

Democrats have been organizing in the county for years, hoping to flip some key seats in the State Legislature there this fall in their effort to win control of the State Assembly and Senate for the first time since 2010.

And in the mayoral race in the City of Waukesha, Alicia Halvensleben, a Democrat on the city’s Common Council, defeated State Representative Scott Allen, a Republican, giving Democrats a triumph in the longtime G.O.P. stronghold.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 11:58 (one month ago)

It is a good-ish morning.

nashwan, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:05 (one month ago)

The Dem candidate in the special election for MTG's seat lost by 14 points. The same guy lost by 29 points two years ago, so that's progress I guess.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:37 (one month ago)

Nice, pretty soon we can all get back to brunch

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

Join me this Saturday?

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:04 (one month ago)

It's Brunch time in America

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:09 (one month ago)

Frogs, do you have any people close to you that are Trumpers? I really do think you overestimate them.

― Cow_Art, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 5:46 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A few. I can't say I really know what's going on in their empty heads but one impression I'm getting is that the conspiracy base really does not stand for foreign military adventures the way the neocon one did, they distrust all the military shit out of principle (maybe the one good thing about them!) and genuinely feel betrayed that Trump has gotten himself into this

Obviously Trump still has a massive cult of personality along with arguably the most powerful propaganda machine known to man, but at this point it seems obvious that a lot of cracks are beginning to show. The GOP has gotten trounced in every single election between Nov 2024 and now and we really don't yet know where the floor is. Again, losing by 10 in 2025 was pretty significant given that Trump won the state, so what does it say that they're now losing by 20? As someone who lives in Wisconsin I cannot believe some of these counties that have flipped blue. I don't think you can deny something is happening here.

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:29 (one month ago)

The propaganda machine is certainly trying its damnedest to hide what's happening on the ground.

octobeard, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:09 (one month ago)

Lizz Winstead: "We get it Temu Schopenhauers: Doing anything is useless, enthusiasm is futile and finding fault in all of it excuses you from actually taking to the streets and organizing community actions — you know, THE THING YOU ALWAYS BITCH THAT PEOPLE SHOULD DO AND ARE FINALLY DOING."

What’s Cooler Than Nihilistic Hot Takes About ‘No Kings’? Just About Anything.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:53 (one month ago)

referring to FOX News and other mainstream outlets, sure. but the podcasts and Twitter accounts a lot of these people are really listening to aren't buying it. also the fact that gas prices skyrocketed the moment this happened and pretty much all consumer products are about to follow is kinda hard to hide. I genuinely do not see how any of this can be spun as a victory, can't even use the "we were misled" line like they did in Iraq when they never bothered to sell this war in the first place

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:53 (one month ago)

Man, all of the negative consequences you’re bringing up will be blamed on the Iranians and the loyalists will lap it up. “Goddamn those (racist thing), look at the cost of gas! I don’t know why we didn’t nuke those sons of bitches!”

But yes, it’s good that he’s such a dumbfuck that he’s losing support.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:59 (one month ago)

xp frogbs what county do in Wisconsin do you live in? my uncle might be your state senator!

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:07 (one month ago)

Taking our marching orders from rich liberals now, are we

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:38 (one month ago)

To pretend that there aren’t salient and worthwhile criticisms of the No Kings rallies is absurd

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:39 (one month ago)

yes, and to pretend they are meaningless is equally absurd

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:41 (one month ago)

lads, we've been through this already.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:44 (one month ago)

Let's compromise and have a few kings.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:45 (one month ago)

as a treat

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:45 (one month ago)

I wasn’t the one who posted some shit from a bad liberal comedian

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:47 (one month ago)

I will push back on that kind of nonsense any time i see it

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:47 (one month ago)

Lizz does a ton of local action and has for years here in Mpls, and has raised a lot of money locally for a lot of causes

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:48 (one month ago)

xp it's a good article, sorry dude. so tired of high horse garbage.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:49 (one month ago)

Man, all of the negative consequences you’re bringing up will be blamed on the Iranians and the loyalists will lap it up. “Goddamn those (racist thing), look at the cost of gas! I don’t know why we didn’t nuke those sons of bitches!”

maybe if they'd actually made an effort to sell this war and convince their base that something had to be done about the Iranian regime. as is it they just launched a surprise war in the Middle East overnight against the one country that can actually fight back and the only people who knew about it were Polymarket traders. they haven't come up with a single justification and even MAGA isn't buying it, because Trump and Hegseth have no clue what they're actually selling. every step of the way it's been the Iranians who looked like the sane, rational actors. their demands don't seem unreasonable at all - "stop bombing us and pay us for everything you destroyed"

xp frogbs what county do in Wisconsin do you live in? my uncle might be your state senator!

Sheboygan...I sure hope your uncle is now Devin LaMahieu

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:57 (one month ago)

uh....not*

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:58 (one month ago)

Nope - another terrible republican!

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:08 (one month ago)

Bhaskar Sunkara on the Dem establishment's self-defeating attacks on Hasan Piker:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/08/why-do-elite-democrats-fear-hasan-piker

After 2024, Democrats conducted an anguished post-mortem about why young men were abandoning the party. Pundits filled columns wondering where the party’s Joe Rogan was – someone with cultural reach who could talk to disaffected men on their own terms. As Ryan Zickgraf pointed out, they got one. And the party’s first instinct was to try to cancel him.

What this episode makes painfully clear is that for too many leading Democrats, the priority is defeating progressives within their own ranks and triangulating their way back to power behind a well-heeled professional base.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:09 (one month ago)

yeah it's ridiculous

The Tennessee Holler
Anyone who sees Hasan get this love on campuses and instead of “hey maybe he’s onto something” thinks “he must be stopped” is maybe someone Dems shouldn’t take strategy advice from 🤷🏼

(If anyone has 🎥 of Schumer/Jeffries/Gottheimer getting this kind of love pls share)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:17 (one month ago)

Hasan can't be the Joe Rogan of the left because he has actually read a book

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:23 (one month ago)

Rogan tore one in half once

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:58 (one month ago)

Megyn Kelly, welcome to etc:

https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3miyv4ybjfk24

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:11 (one month ago)

Fuck her forever and ever

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:18 (one month ago)

didn’t she (megyn kelly) say just the other day that even if trump nuked iran she’d still “vote for him” (in what election? just thought of that, but it’s weird how they’re already normalizing 3rd term trump carcass)

z_tbd, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:33 (one month ago)

Kelly deserves no respect, but she can be viewed as a MAGA weathervane, and that clip is registering a drastic shift in the political wind that blew Trump into office.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:34 (one month ago)

the establishment war on hasan is really something, amazing these people try to pose as pragmatists who are all about winning elections

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:34 (one month ago)

xxp I think she said she would still vote Republican, not for Trump

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:35 (one month ago)

She was really pissed off in that clip! Steam coming out of her ears, her whatever.

henry s, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

that she still rode for him even after that comment shows people like her have no principles or shame

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:44 (one month ago)

I assume she's pissed because she knows he was bluffing

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:44 (one month ago)

Kelly deserves no respect, but she can be viewed as a MAGA weathervane, and that clip is registering a drastic shift in the political wind that blew Trump into office.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 7:34 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

or it can be observed that she talks out of both sides of her mouth and the clip means nothing. right wingers have been "upset" about his tone and conduct since he took office

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:45 (one month ago)

xp - The 'why can't you act like a normal human being' comment doesn't point that direction.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:46 (one month ago)

right wingers have been "upset" about his tone and conduct since he took office

those were mainly establishment right-wingers coming out of the Bush/Cheney era. the MSM were constantly seeking their comments on Trump's latest ott tweets. the MAGA voter base generally lapped up his crude 'two-fisted' style.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:52 (one month ago)

She was really pissed off in that clip! Steam coming out of her ears, her whatever.

Does Kelly usually curse that much on her satellite radio show? I thought she was all about continuing to maintain basic cable levels of decorum even while spewing Nazi hate speech.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

those were mainly establishment right-wingers coming out of the Bush/Cheney era. the MSM were constantly seeking their comments on Trump's latest ott tweets. the MAGA voter base generally lapped up his crude 'two-fisted' style.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 7:52 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Great, and which group does Kelly belong to

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:02 (one month ago)

the second group

a (waterface), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

the weathervane group

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:13 (one month ago)

Kelly's been on Fox News since '04, I'd call her an estalishment figure but we can disagree.

Setting that aside, there's countless examples of post-Bush-era right-wing freaks who have feigned outrage at Trump's crudeness when it suits them, only to later flip the script. The weaselly incoherence is part of the fun for them and an important part of how they signal belonging in the cult irrespective of what the facts are (or what they said yesterday, oftentimes the exact opposite).

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:45 (one month ago)

For a case study: peek at NRO's homepage (NB: don't).

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:45 (one month ago)

Does Kelly usually curse that much on her satellite radio show? I thought she was all about continuing to maintain basic cable levels of decorum even while spewing Nazi hate speech.

― wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 3:00 PM (thirty-three minutes ago)

I don't really know, but I did just read this while refreshing my memory on the 10+years-long, stormy relationship between Trump and Kelly:

Mar 16, 2026 ... Trump praised Mark Levin as a "great American patriot" after Megyn Kelly called him "Micropenis Mark."

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:50 (one month ago)

antipope update

JD VANCE: With no disrespect to the cardinal, I don't know who Cardinal Christophe Pierre is

REPORTER: He's the ambassador to the Holy Sea and US

VANCE: Okay, I've met him before. Sorry. I just didn't remember the name. I've never seen this reporting. I'd like to talk to him.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3miz2sr6q3c2m

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:01 (one month ago)

lol Holy Sea

Also lol JD

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:03 (one month ago)

he's new to this whole Catholicism thing

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:12 (one month ago)

I mean he's written what... ONE book about it?

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:17 (one month ago)

J.D. and the Holy Sea

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:23 (one month ago)

The Diamond See

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:29 (one month ago)

what is the antipope?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:33 (one month ago)

It's something you take after you swallow poison holy water.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:34 (one month ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antipope

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:35 (one month ago)

Antipope Consortium

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

dang the catholics really make up some wild shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:39 (one month ago)

don't look up the immaculate conception

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:39 (one month ago)

sometimes theres two popes whatre you gonna do you know

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:40 (one month ago)

don't look up the immaculate conception

― obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 3:39 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I had that CD back in the day

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:42 (one month ago)

some are calling it the lowest gravitas levels ever seen

JD Vance: "You know what? My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane because she and I have an agreement she's not gonna do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3miz2ypzbar2a

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

You know what? JD doesn't want his wife jumping out a plane.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:46 (one month ago)

sometimes theres two popes whatre you gonna do you know

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 3:40 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglin

Conclave was a documentary

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:49 (one month ago)

well at least that explains why she hasn't jumped out of an airplane, which I would do in her shoes

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:50 (one month ago)

inside you there are two popes

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:51 (one month ago)

You gotta have a Good Pope and a Bad Pope, its like the Schwartz

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:53 (one month ago)

A pope and an antipope can't be allowed to be in the same room or they'll explode. Like antipasti and pasta.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:58 (one month ago)

HBO did a fascinating documentary about it called The New Pope a few years back.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:00 (one month ago)

Vance is so weird and awkward, I’m sure he’s trying for the trump-like weird but funny, and just can’t pull
it off

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:00 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip_sG2kWs1g

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:01 (one month ago)

I got two
Popes
One for the thugs
And one for the lord

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:01 (one month ago)

sorry if repost but at the orban rally he tried to call trump in the middle of his speech but got sent straight to voicemail

https://bsky.app/profile/heathermoandco.bsky.social/post/3miwka73cnc2p

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

Bet Trump has everyone in his phone by their most insulting nickname

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:27 (one month ago)

apparently a lot of Hungarians have no idea who Vance is

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:29 (one month ago)

It’s always sobering to know how many Americans don’t know who Vance is

z_tbd, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:38 (one month ago)

they're better off not knowing

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:40 (one month ago)

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December

Eligible men will automatically be registered into the military draft pool by December as part of an effort to streamline the previous process of self-registration and save money.

The Selective Service System (SSS) — the government agency that maintains a database of men to be called up to serve in the case of a national emergency — submitted a proposed rule to the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs on March 30, according to the office’s website.

Most men between the ages of 18 and 25 are already required to register with the Selective Service, but automatic registration was mandated in December 2025 as part of the fiscal 2026 National Defense Authorization Act.

The change, which was meant to save money, “transfers responsibility for registration from individual men to SSS through integration with federal data sources,” according to the website.

The proposed rule is currently under review by the regulatory affairs office and awaiting finalization.

The U.S. has not had a draft since the Vietnam War, with military service being voluntary since 1973.

But former President Jimmy Carter in 1980 reinstated the Selective Service in the event of a “national emergency,” where the registry could be used to “provide personnel to the Department of War and alternative service for conscientious objectors, if authorized by the President and Congress.”

Many have questioned whether a U.S. military draft could take place amid the war in Iran, which is currently in a tenuous two-week ceasefire.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt in March said that while a draft is “not part of the current plan right now,” President Trump “wisely keeps his options on the table.”

Trump alone cannot bring back the draft through executive action, as Congress would need to pass legislation to amend the Military Selective Service Act to authorize the president to induct personnel into the military.

Still, failure to register in the draft is considered a crime and can prevent people from receiving state-funded financial aid and employment in numerous states, cause ineligibility for many federal employment opportunities and job training under the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act, and can carry a fine of up to $250,000 and jail time for up to five years.

In addition, immigrants who don’t register may lose their U.S. citizenship.

Under the new rule, men will be registered automatically within 30 days of their 18th birthdays.

Women are still ineligible for the draft, even as lawmakers in the past few years have attempted to attach provisions adding women to the draft as part of the annual defense policy bill. The measures have all been stripped out before a final vote on the legislation.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 23:59 (one month ago)

haha

‪Wes Burdine‬
✧@wesburd✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 9 April 2026 01:00 (one month ago)

Janet Mills has dropped out of a Maine Democratic primary debate scheduled for Saturday. She also seems to have no ads booked at the moment.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 9 April 2026 01:13 (one month ago)

Trump is back to posting about Greenland lol. He’s so over Iran, he doesn’t want to think about it any more.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 01:30 (one month ago)

In addition, immigrants who don’t register may lose their U.S. citizenship

I have a hard time deciphering this. People born in the U.S. aren't immigrants, so this can't refer to them. Immigrants to the U.S. aren't citizens unless they undergo naturalization, but according to this legal info website:

U.S. citizenship gained through naturalization can only be revoked in rare cases involving fraud or serious misrepresentation during the application process.

Denaturalization requires a federal court case — USCIS cannot cancel citizenship on its own without a judge’s approval.

Honest applicants have nothing to fear; if you earned your citizenship lawfully, it remains permanent and secure.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 9 April 2026 02:12 (one month ago)

haha

‪Wes Burdine‬
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BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, April 9, 2026 11:00 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Best joke I have seen all year.

Ed, Thursday, 9 April 2026 03:55 (one month ago)

it's a beaut

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 9 April 2026 04:41 (one month ago)

Did nobody like him? Did everyone hate him?

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Thursday, 9 April 2026 04:53 (one month ago)

This Atlantic article (yes, I know) about right-wing racist assholes lamenting the rise of even more right-wing racist assholes is ... not funny, exactly. Headline should be more like, "Saruman Says Uruk-hai are 'Going Too Far.'"

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/conservative-intellectual-right-influencers/686630/?gift=83kOO-_pxHChnfcCXfgpOIyB4OnYRuklNvGAtlyyjeU&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 15:40 (one month ago)

Oh my, conservatives in 1960s shocked by even more racist than them conservatives, racist right wing crazies in 2026 White House shocked by, um, maybe not shocked by racist podcasters but concerned they're not staying on certain messages

curmudgeon, Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:23 (one month ago)

Buckley did not denounce the Birchers -- when will that myth die?

Y'all should read Sam Tanenhaus' fantastic bio published last year.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:26 (one month ago)

Yeah the article gets into Buckley's knowing dance with the Birchers. His main issue was he thought they were crude and would make it harder for him to sell his more genteel version of the same stuff.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:28 (one month ago)

from the journalistic sleuths at people.com:

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, who served as President Donald Trump’s defense attorney during his New York City criminal trial in 2024, said he would thank the president and tell him, “I love you, sir,” if Trump fired him or chose another person to serve as Pam Bondi’s permanent replacement for attorney general.

Blanche served as the Justice Department’s deputy attorney general until the president fired Bondi last week amid scrutiny of her handling of the Epstein files and prosecutions of Trump’s political foes.

The president has yet to nominate a permanent replacement, who will need to be confirmed by the Senate. Trump is reportedly considering Environmental Protection Agency administrator Lee Zeldin and Utah Sen. Mike Lee, among others, as he has shaken up his Cabinet in recent weeks.

“As to whether or not I want this job, I did not ask for this job. I love working for President Trump, it’s the greatest honor of a lifetime,” Blanche said at an unrelated press conference on Tuesday, April 7.

“And if President Trump chooses to keep me as acting [attorney general], that’s an honor. If he chooses to nominate me, that’s an honor,” he continued. “If he chooses to nominate somebody else and I go back to being the [deputy attorney general], that’s an honor.”

Blanche added, “If he chooses to nominate somebody else and asks me to go do something else, I will say ‘Thank you very much. I love you, sir.’ I don’t have any goals or aspirations beyond that.”

z_tbd, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:01 (one month ago)

it is sometimes a tiny bit confusing how this tough macho administration is actually a huge pile of craven losers, bowing and scraping toadies, just absolute twerps with no dignity

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:06 (one month ago)

wearing wrong-sized shoes

symsymsym, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:07 (one month ago)

sorry just skimming through lawyersgunsmoneyblog. here's another discussion topic. impeachment.

Democrats are obviously going to win the House this fall and with GA-14 moving 25 points in the Democrats’ direction, maybe buy a good bit.

So what to do about Trump?

I know the answer–impeach his criminal ass. I support this too. Donald Trump is the worst person in American history and the crimes he’s committed are legion. There’s no legal reason not to impeach him. Investigate, impeach, and…..

We do have to answer the next question. The chances of Trump being convicted are about the same as getting rid of him through the 25th Amendment. There are two distinct options here though. The first is that Republicans hold onto the Senate. If that happens, they don’t even consider the impeachment. It gets flushed. And then what do we do?

The second is that Democrats have a slight majority. At that point, Democrats can hold the trial and do all that. Trump will not be removed from office barring Democrats winning minimum 60 seats and that’s being extremely optimistic on how much this would scare enough other Republicans for removal. And then what do we do?

These are questions we have to answer. Now, I know the answer is going to be, do it again. OK, fine. But remember something–the average American voter is a moron. This is a person who vote based on vibes. They aren’t going to pay attention. They aren’t going to care. Do it once, OK. Keep doing it and it’s entirely possible they even start sympathizing more with Trump again. This is not a reason to not keep doing it, but it’s something that is plausible and repeated impeachments are likely to have diminishing returns anyway. What about the price of eggs, or something.

We have the voters we have. We have the system we have. It’s not great!

Given that, what are Democratic strategies going forward when impeachment almost certainly fails to get rid of Scumbag Don? Now is the time to start having these conversations.

i don't like to leap to calling the average american voter a moron, but i do agree that the average american has selective amnesia, that impeachment will fail, and that in 2028 it's not hard at all for me to see the political pendulum swinging back toward republicans.

buuuuut, what do ya'll think?

z_tbd, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:07 (one month ago)

some fun developments in the Charlie Kirk case, apparently Tyler Robinson's "confession" over Discord happened several hours after he was arrested, it's possible he's gonna walk lmao

frogbs, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

imo i think in a perfect world he'd be gone but i figure impeachment would fail as well, and it just makes the GOP play the victim card. i feel like having Trump in office is terrible for everyone, but if he's not going to leave office by means that are unrelated to health or...not-legal action by an unknown party, maybe they should just wait and let him flail for two years. i just think a third failed impeachment attempt would be annoying to everyone.

omar little, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

The average american voter is a moron, yes. Factoring in the millions who are eligible to vote but don't, still morons. Sturgeon's Law. My heart says impeach anyway, but head less sure.

I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:16 (one month ago)

I prefer to just visualize imminent death

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:18 (one month ago)

one impeachment is worth it to force him to testify under oath, although there is zero chance he would agree to do that and the Dems aren't capable of making the right kind of hay about that. but I say do everything you possibly can to harrass and stress him so he strokes out and dies.

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:20 (one month ago)

dems won't have the balls to impeach jack shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:20 (one month ago)

It's deeply pathetic that the US system can't impeach this guy, but I suppose there's no point in futile gestures.

I'd settle for the Dems loudly investigating...well anything: ICE, deportations, detention centres, Epstein files stuff, boat bombings, Iran, or anything in the enormous hat labelled insultingly blatant corruption. It would be p funny if they went after the ballroom

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:21 (one month ago)

jamelle bouie put up a video yesterday suggesting impeachment and 25th Amendment stuff would fail, but suggested defunding the White House, which is something Congress can do, to neuter the guy.

a (waterface), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:21 (one month ago)

I for one do not see the pendulum swinging back to the GOP in 2028, even if Trump spends the next 2.5 years doing nothing but golfing a ton of horrible shit is already in motion and likely to get worse. He can't wave a magic wand and get us back to where we were 6 weeks ago. Also I cannot imagine what sort of condition he'll be in by then if he's even alive at all. I do not think the GOP, who has turned their entire party into the cult of Trump, is going to be able to wash their hands of this the way they did with Dubya. The only way it happens is if Trump somehow gets more popular over the next few years

frogbs, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:24 (one month ago)

defunding the White House

and planting an organic garden where the ballroom was supposed to go

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:26 (one month ago)

solar panels or gtfo ;)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:28 (one month ago)

Nyer has piece in which the reporter embeds with groypers… what never seems to be asked of selfsame nerds or Fuentes himself is "you want what you call non native born residents of the continental U.S. to be deported, as you pine for a 19th century/early 20th century notion of purity and innocence, and you want what is due to you and your pals but what is given to non-whites. But if we are talking about pure notion of blood and soil, native americans can claim that. You can't. Your forebears are from Europe."

Is the Groypers and other ethno-nationalist's answer "the america that we are referring to, which we wish to restore, is the one colonized and paved over beginning in the 1600s." Is that the answer? Does no one ever ask them re: this fundamental matter?

similarly, I don't understand why incels think its the woman's fault that they don't want to fuck them. It's your fault if your shit isn't tight enough that a woman doesn't want to open their legs for you, you loser shithead. Or do they believe that every woman must submit to a man's demand for sex?

veronica moser, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:37 (one month ago)

They do

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

you cannot gotcha a groyper. it's about power, arguments to them are disposable things that are placeholders for future violence.

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

I for one do not see the pendulum swinging back to the GOP in 2028

this is good! i like this and i want this to happen. and the reasons you provide all make so much sense, they do.

however i have all noticed that about half this country voting for him in 2024, after he already had built up several lifetimes of reasons why it would be absolutely absurd to elect him again, including staging a very obvious coup on live television. his supporters completely had amnesia about all of it, voted him in again. i understand that 2028 is not 2024, and it's not 2020 or 2016 either. but i ALSO watched half this country completely lose their humanity during the pandemic (which many more than half the people in this country also completely forgot about) and do unspeakably cruel things to each other, cheering each other in their inhumanity. i will never count on "voters" in this country ever, ever, ever doing the right thing, ever. i will hope for it and cross my fingers, but never count on it.

z_tbd, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:45 (one month ago)

They play video games. The point is to keep playing until you win, right?

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:45 (one month ago)

Xxpost also settler colonial ideology has answers for these questions - the people who were here didn't deserve the land, the colonists earned it by their supposedly superior qualities, their superior holy status (God granted them dominion, vs. the heathens), and/or their supposed work "improving" what had supposedly lain fallow. they are intellectually bankrupt answers, but they believe them because it's all about superiority/domination deep down. you're not just going to get a stunned, blank-faced response to the gotcha.

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:48 (one month ago)

funny to think about these keyboard warriors actually clearing a forest to plant a crop of corn which then fails and they're forced to eat pine cones

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:56 (one month ago)

They'd chew the bark if they thought it made their dicks swell.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:57 (one month ago)

dems won't have the balls to impeach jack shit

I said this months ago, he’s trying to rig the midterms but he has nothing to fear from the Dems

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 April 2026 19:23 (one month ago)

why would he even fear impeachment? there is zero chance he actually gets removed and it lets him play the victim card which is his favorite thing to do.

frogbs, Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:06 (one month ago)

agreed

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

stunned at this... just came out of the blue

Democratic Sen. John Fetterman (Pa.) said Wednesday he again will vote against a war powers resolution to halt U.S. strikes on Iran.

“We have to stand (with) our military to allow them to accomplish the goals of Epic Fury,” he told host Sean Hannity, referring to the operation in Iran.

“I’m old enough to remember we used to root for our military, and we would all agree that Iran is the world’s leading terrorism underwriter.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:16 (one month ago)

I'm almost 40 and I don't remember any of that

frogbs, Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:19 (one month ago)

this fucking guy

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:20 (one month ago)

This is who Fetterman's been for a while now.

Surely to god he gets primaried next time around. Not for two more years, sadly.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:20 (one month ago)

maybe he'll have another stroke

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

"I’m old enough to remember we used to root for our military, and we would all agree that Iran is the world’s leading terrorism underwriter.”

lmao was this during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)

support our oops

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:31 (one month ago)

John Rambo would like a word

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:33 (one month ago)

allow them to accomplish the goals of Epic Fury

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:35 (one month ago)

man the homoerotica here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODPuZyYVtA

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:40 (one month ago)

maybe he'll have another stroke

I hope he does. Evil fucking man.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 April 2026 22:06 (one month ago)

Trump has posted a video of a woman being beaten to death on Truth Social (video is of a woman who was killed by a man that it says was a haitian immigrant).

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 10 April 2026 00:11 (one month ago)

The woman in that video was a Bangladeshi immigrant. The State Dept stopped processing any visa applications from Bangladesh earlier this year (along with 74 other nations)

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 10 April 2026 14:11 (one month ago)

Trying to get MTG back on side maybe.

nashwan, Friday, 10 April 2026 14:14 (one month ago)

Immigrant lives matter only when it's convenient to score political points.

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 April 2026 15:00 (one month ago)

or marry as a trophy

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Friday, 10 April 2026 17:53 (one month ago)

wait what

https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-promises-mass-pardons-to-staff-before-leaving-office-d7274d32

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 10 April 2026 19:56 (one month ago)

Wait, he's leaving office? Woo!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2026 20:06 (one month ago)

tbh that was my first hope, we'll see

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 10 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

Oh I've always assumed he'd do that. tbf Biden set the precedent with a bunch of pre-emptive pardons. Which may or may not be legal, I suppose we'll find out someday.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 10 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

Presidential pardons have always been bad anyway.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 10 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

yep I am in favor of abolishing them retroactively, can we convict Nixon's corpse plz?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 10 April 2026 20:12 (one month ago)

That line about blanket pardons for anyone "within X feet of the Oval Office" is just him reveling in the fact that he owns this magic wand he can wave around like a demented Harry Potter. He absolutely loves having unlimited power to pardon federal crimes. It says nothing specific about his future intentions, but it accurately reflects his general mindset about pardons. His J6 and other pardons all confirm this mindset.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 April 2026 20:14 (one month ago)

This is probably so the staff will try to keep him from dying before they get their pardons.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 10 April 2026 20:19 (one month ago)

not gaudy enough imho

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/us/politics/arch-washington-trump.html

StanM, Friday, 10 April 2026 21:11 (one month ago)

Seems like he's signaling to his staff that they should go wild with the crimes.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 10 April 2026 21:59 (one month ago)

if they freelance too much on the crime spree they will earn bad publicity and be fired for crimes not made to Trump's specs. knowing this, their main crimes of choice will be bribe-taking and misappropriation of funds for personal use, bcz

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 April 2026 22:02 (one month ago)

…and he’s doing this a day after supposedly cracking down on insider trading in the White House.

Come On, (Eazy), Friday, 10 April 2026 22:09 (one month ago)

You think he remembers yesterday?

You think he remembers lunch?

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 10 April 2026 22:37 (one month ago)

Every time I see picture of that arch I am reminded of the Stalin era building in Moscow that has different designs on different facades because Stalin signed off on the drawings, which contained both designs, but didn’t indicate which one he preferred and everyone was so terrified they never went back to ask him.

Ed, Friday, 10 April 2026 22:41 (one month ago)

Swalwell accused on sexual assault by ex-staffer

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 10 April 2026 22:48 (one month ago)

“Mr President, tear down that arch.”

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Friday, 10 April 2026 22:49 (one month ago)

already getting the everyone knew posts from hill staffers and journalists about swalwell, mightve said something guys

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2026 22:52 (one month ago)

Dante Atkins danteatkins.bsky.social‬

We all knew. Anyone who had any connections to California Hill members knew. I worked on the Hill 10 years ago as senior staff for a NorCal Congressman. We all knew. Swalwell groomed his interns and young staff over SnapChat. The fact that it took so long is an embarrassing failure all around.

https://bsky.app/profile/danteatkins.bsky.social/post/3mj6dwfvt5c2k

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2026 22:54 (one month ago)

He's cute. I might've flirted with him.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2026 22:55 (one month ago)

alfred

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2026 22:56 (one month ago)

I apologize for that remark. Sorry.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2026 22:56 (one month ago)

That whole, “yeah we all knew about this grooming and sexual abuse” stuff AFTER allegations become public enrages me. So you are openly admitting you didn’t raise the flag when you knew of harm? And now you want a cookie for knowing first? Fuck off.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 April 2026 23:17 (one month ago)

Guess the Cali gubernatorial field is gonna get a little smaller.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 10 April 2026 23:28 (one month ago)

bunch of replies in there all actually you need hard evidence to push a story like this, not really true but idk maybe try to get some evidence then, could always just do nothing i guess

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2026 23:30 (one month ago)

the CA governor race is so fucked, in every way

Dan S, Friday, 10 April 2026 23:40 (one month ago)

Democrats not sending their best.

Or maybe they are and that’s the problem.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 11 April 2026 01:13 (one month ago)

omg I cannot believe this Riley Podleski thing is real

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 11 April 2026 02:41 (one month ago)

Who is she and why is she different than the run of the mill nazi Barbie?

Ed, Saturday, 11 April 2026 03:16 (one month ago)

she's like some teenage intern who is now Assistant Press Secretary, OK I admit it I can still be shocked

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 11 April 2026 03:18 (one month ago)

The War Criminal internship is very hard to get. Congrats!

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 April 2026 03:26 (one month ago)

Guess I'll put this here. Adios, fascist.

BREAKING: Hungary just saw a stunning political shakeup. Opposition leader Péter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán personally called to congratulate him on his victory, marking the imminent end to Orbán’s long grip on power.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2026 19:24 (one month ago)

another diplomatic triumph for JD Vance

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2026 19:26 (one month ago)

looking forward to orban's new show on Newsmax

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 12 April 2026 19:33 (one month ago)

holy shit

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 April 2026 19:34 (one month ago)

Poor Rod Dreher gonna have to start paying his own rent now

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Sunday, 12 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

Jamelle Bouie calls JD Vance "a miserable little pig-man":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KIy1DtYXqo

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 12 April 2026 20:22 (one month ago)

👀

András Tóth-Czifra minczifra.bsky.social‬

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!"

The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!"

https://bsky.app/profile/minczifra.bsky.social/post/3mjdbk2v7wk2r

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 21:43 (one month ago)

‪Mark Chadbourn‬ chadbourn.bsky.social‬

From a contact in the audience: “He’s basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired.”

He’s announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged.

Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”

https://bsky.app/profile/chadbourn.bsky.social/post/3mjdbhpj6f22f

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 21:52 (one month ago)

I'm impressed he's imitating the U.S. on January 2021.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2026 21:59 (one month ago)

cmon on

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 22:16 (one month ago)

dude

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:06 (one month ago)

That was a joke

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:06 (one month ago)

dont be jokin around

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:07 (one month ago)

if somebody posted the equivalent on the night of nov 7 2028 about the next american president everyone would know it was a joke, they would give a knowing eyeroll

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:08 (one month ago)

That was a joke

I gave up on using gentle sarcasm on the internet. It doesn't convey properly. You have to be ham-fisted and as obvious as a face tattoo.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:12 (one month ago)

happy now

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:13 (one month ago)

lol

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:29 (one month ago)

interesting statement from j street the liberal zionist lobby shop, wonder if this is an attempt to get out in front of america cutting off israel totally, basically theyre suggesting that america sell but not give israel arms, follow current american law already on the books lol, and act in americas best interest diplomatically lol

The goal of this reassessment is to advance the broader American interest of a more stable and prosperous Middle East that includes both Israelis and Palestinians living in security and freedom. The best way to achieve that is through a US-Israel security relationship that treats Israel as a normal ally – not an exception that receives unquestioning, blank check support from the United States.

https://jstreetdotorg.substack.com/p/reassessing-the-us-israel-security

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 17:41 (one month ago)

I rewatched One Battle After Another recently and the first time I thought Penn’s character was too goofy and this time it felt totally on the nose. What a bunch of freakazoids.

Cow_Art, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:03 (one month ago)

that j street set of recommendations is specially crafted to appeal to older US centrists/moderates by suggesting the comfort food of 'a return to normalcy'. it's worth noting that was a phrase originally created by Herbert Hoover. also worth noting that things never went back to 'normalcy'.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:06 (one month ago)

xp

he's pretty much indistinguishable from Bovino

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:21 (one month ago)

Nah, he's Mike Flynn. Even looks like Mike FLynn.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3LFWM9YdSeteXBYqcgippKEwWkR7oKQ7czheVja-b5xugAnlztXk_RClNZozthhHyDZyAFFgEksy9A_Z9JvB9gJmEv-M2W0zAtWus&s=10

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:35 (one month ago)

NY Times Pitchbot‬
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Pope Leo is no angel.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:46 (one month ago)

xp is that gold fringe around his stars is he an admiral

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:56 (one month ago)

What's not to admire?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:59 (one month ago)

Eric Swalwell resigning from the House, which is exactly what you do when the allegations are false.

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 13 April 2026 21:45 (one month ago)

yeah I think there's no doubt those allegations are 100% true. it's a safe seat to resign thankfully, and as someone who disliked him, I'm glad he's not in the Gov mix anymore

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 13 April 2026 22:03 (one month ago)

"Creeps, Criminals and Crazies : the 119th Congress of the US"

earlnash, Monday, 13 April 2026 22:09 (one month ago)

Tony Gonzales also quitting. I knew about the affair with the woman who then set herself on fire, was unaware of this: "On April 6, 2026, a second former staffer of Gonzales' accused him of sending her sexually explicit messages. According to text messages published by the San Antonio Express-News, Gonzales asked the second woman for nude photos, asked "What kind of panties do you wear?", and wrote that he wanted to have sex with her and have her "squeeze my balls."

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 13 April 2026 22:41 (one month ago)

Gonzales must be the kind of guy who dives into the water by doing a cannonball.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 April 2026 22:48 (one month ago)

I guess it's clear now that #metoo did almost nothing and this behavior continues

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 13 April 2026 22:53 (one month ago)

I didn't think it would about behavior; it has changed processes like this, which is a step. I read accounts about congressmen and senators chasing female staffers around desks through the early '90s and it's horrifying.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 April 2026 22:57 (one month ago)

they don't think they're being abusive when they ask a 20 year old intern to squeeze their balls, it's only when someone else does it

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 April 2026 22:57 (one month ago)

I'm honestly surprised that Gonzales is resigning. I figured Republicans would stand behind his awful behavior.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 13 April 2026 23:39 (one month ago)

It’s one of theirs, one of ours. The margin stays the same.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 00:32 (one month ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/04/14/magazine/trump-dhs-ice-officers-immigration-deportations.html

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 15:48 (one month ago)

more swalwell accusations (drugging, raping a woman).

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 17:25 (one month ago)

During an event at The George Washington University on Monday evening, former CNN correspondent Frank Sesno asked Pelosi if she had any knowledge of his alleged behavior.

“None whatsoever. I had none whatsoever,” she replied.

The former House leader also pushed back on suggestions from Republicans that some Democrats “turned a blind eye” to Swalwell’s behavior toward young women, saying this was “absolutely not true.”

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 17:27 (one month ago)

so all these fucking assholes knew Swalwell was a POS abuser and did nothing about it. fuck them all

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 19:38 (one month ago)

nothing sez how how insider you are like that you knew he was a rapist and did nothing

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

Burn it all down have the ouija select a coven to run everything

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

I didn't know much about him except that he was from around here (the East Bay) so he was kinda on my shortlist for the CA governor's race.. obviously not anymore!

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:14 (one month ago)

he primarily made a name for himself by being really loudmouthed on Twitter and elsewhere during the first Trump term.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

Also he was kinda a dick and very much a “you’re only here to be a more conservative dick and take up airtime” during the 2020 DNC primary debates

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 22:08 (one month ago)

Burn it all down have the ouija select a coven to run everything

One of the benefits of sortition is that in incentivizes basic skills to be taught to everyone as everyone has a chance to being selected into doing a shift on that job.

Also, I do agree with C.L.R. James’ point that “Every cook can govern.”

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 22:13 (one month ago)

https://i.ibb.co/JW7qddKz/ruler-pope.jpg

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 22:40 (one month ago)

uhh, is typhus something I might have been vaccinated against in the 1970's?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 23:17 (one month ago)

typhus larry typhoid mary these diseases and their crazy naming schemes

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 23:41 (one month ago)

xp Vaccines have been developed, but none are commercially available.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhus

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 00:07 (one month ago)

classic result of bad drinking water systems fyi

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 00:07 (one month ago)

A side note:

Typhus and Typhoid Fever are two different diseases.

There is no vaccination for Typhus. Typhus is a disease caused by a few different bacteria, including Rickettsia. It is seen in Southern California and is transmitted by infected fleas, with fever, headache muscle aches, rash. It is treatable with doxycycline

Typhoid Fever seems more dire. It is a Salmonella infection and manifests with those symptoms but also with with diarrhea, dehydration and potential GI bleeding. It is transmitted by fecal contamination of water or food. It is not endemic in the US but is seen in people who have been traveling. There apparently IS a vaccine for it. It is also treatable with antibiotics like Ciprofloxacin

Dan S, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 00:18 (one month ago)

ah ty I confused the two

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 01:17 (one month ago)

So many plagues, so little time

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:20 (one month ago)

This poll fascinates me b/c of how Reagan nostalgia or whatever has accelerated the Gen X brain rot:

2026 Generic Congressional Ballot

🟦 Democrats: 46%
🟥 Republicans: 44%
——
By Age (net)
• 18-22: Dem +23
• 23-29: Dem +30
• 30-34: Dem +39
• 35-44: Dem +11
• 45-64: GOP +18
• 65+: Dem +4@YalePolling | 3/9-23 | 3,429 RV pic.twitter.com/EqOfKJ98G1

— InteractivePolls (@IAPolls2022) April 13, 2026

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:23 (one month ago)

we need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks

Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:27 (one month ago)

not sure if that polling firm is one of the top ones, but maybe it’s cope on my part. I vaguely have heard of other polls where Gen X is pretty conservative. I wonder if it’s just the ideal age bracket to turn conservative? You’re settled, you own your house, you’re at the top of your career, the kids are teens and you don’t approve of their friends and they in turn won’t talk to you, now I gotta mow the lawn *grumble grumble*

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:29 (one month ago)

It's not one of the top ones, no; I posted it for the Gen X info.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:29 (one month ago)

The Gen X thing to me is pretty clear. These are all the guys I went to high school with who grew up on shock-jock radio, when being "anti-PC" was framed as rebelliousness. They were early adopters of Rush Limbaugh and transitioned easily to Fox News, and have essentially lived inside a right-wing media bubble their entire adult lives. They were the first generation to say "libtard" and "feminazi." Even more than Boomers, who came of age inside the old Cronkite/Time/Newsweek framework, they are the true right-wing media natives. By the time you get to millennials, a lot of that stuff seemed like obvious BS being fed to them by people who sold the Iraq War etc. But a lot of Gen X, especially white Gen X dudes, will never leave that cocoon. The anti-woke era has been like mother's milk to them, it's the next iteration of what they were weaned on politically.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:30 (one month ago)

they also ate a lot of paint chips growing up

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:31 (one month ago)

& hose water

Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:32 (one month ago)

See also people whose first presidential ballot was cast for Ross Perot.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:33 (one month ago)

Ah, paint chips and hose water, those were the days ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:34 (one month ago)

Anyway, Gen X might also be peak cynicism, which could explain tendencies toward burn-it-down/fuck-this-shit politics.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:35 (one month ago)

Yeah. I know Gen X guys who are not MAGA or Trump supporters, but hold themselves in this kind of above-it-all position of "They all lie/it's all rigged" that is not wrong exactly but is also very superficial.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:37 (one month ago)

Lead paint and gas helped too.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:39 (one month ago)

Anyway, Gen X might also be peak cynicism, which could explain tendencies toward burn-it-down/fuck-this-shit politics.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Yeah, these guys (I'm tail end of Gen X) are peak Both Sides Suck, but I'm Gonna Vote for the Republican.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:40 (one month ago)

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical Roganed

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:42 (one month ago)

And these are the guys, while there's a strain of Gen X gals who've gone from wellness hacks (and maybe the particular strain of 80s/90s body-image things) to becoming anti-vax mothers.

Come On, (Eazy), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:48 (one month ago)

Probably also the last generation able to build up wealth to the point that their main interest is protecting it.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:49 (one month ago)

^^ this too

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:50 (one month ago)

it's tempting to think of Gen X as Alternative Nation when it's more like Woodstock '99

llurk, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 14:58 (one month ago)

https://i.ibb.co/d41JjkGX/images.jpg

LADY BRACKNELL: [Sternly.] Both, if necessary, I presume.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 15:00 (one month ago)

It was disheartening in the early days of Facebook to see all these guys I went to high school with who had rocked out to Jane's Addiction and Fishbone and Rage Against The Machine; 95% of them had turned into conservative shits.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 15:58 (one month ago)

Early manifestation was a dickhead in my freshman dorm who loved Public Enemy but would immediately say "except their politics."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 15:59 (one month ago)

so he just liked… what about them exactly?

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:02 (one month ago)

Flavor Flav's clocks.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:04 (one month ago)

The antisemitism

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:06 (one month ago)

like who did he think the “us” was in “it takes a nation of millions…”? mediocre white dudes who would grow up to be suburban chud dads with high cholesterol?

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:06 (one month ago)

Gotta say, I put on Do the Right Thing early in the semester for film students and the opening title sequence with "Fight the Power" and Rosie Perez blew their fucking minds.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:09 (one month ago)

so he just liked… what about them exactly?

iirc "The big deep voice yelling and then the funny little voice on top."

And, you know, It Takes a Nation of Millions rocks, you can definitely get off on its energy alone. But also, like I said, dude was a total dickhead.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:14 (one month ago)

did Elvis mean shit to him

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:16 (one month ago)

Probably more of a John Wayne fan.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:17 (one month ago)

I think a fair number of NWA listeners ended up becoming cops.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:18 (one month ago)

Some of the biggest fans of the 2015 Straight Outta Compton are Republicans of my generation.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:18 (one month ago)

always loved that one where they expressed their sexual attraction towards cops

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:43 (one month ago)

I saw the best minds of my generation get stupid.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 16:49 (one month ago)

I mean outrageous

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 17:22 (one month ago)

Lots of those rich fratboys at IU in the 90s were already big time rightwing a$$holes when I was in college. I can't remember which frat it was, but it is the one on the corner of Indiana Ave. across from Dunn Meadow got in a sh1tload of trouble for launching water balloons with one of those strechy bands over their house onto people gathered for a public candlelight wake when Ryan White died of AIDS.

As for turning rightwing, I know Ron Paul caught a couple of my friends from college into being kinda nutty now.

earlnash, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

Ron Paul, Ross Perot — Gen X white guys were susceptible to cranky lil weirdos from Texas named RP.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:18 (one month ago)

how about we add Ralph Nader to that list and we can say crankly little weirdos with a first name beginning with R

a (waterface), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:29 (one month ago)

idk i feel like Nader doesn’t deserve to be lumped in there

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:32 (one month ago)

there was so much liberal bashing during the Clinton years - I don't think any other president and first lady have had such an industry around them, just absolute hatred so thick you could taste it... tons of books and right wing radio pundits, there were literally professional Clinton bashers that just did the rounds and talked about how vile they were. I'm sure the osmosis of that utter contempt certainly rubbed off on younger voters as well

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:32 (one month ago)

Of course those haters were right

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:35 (one month ago)

They didn’t hate the Clintons for the right reasons— there are plenty of great reasons to hate them

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:36 (one month ago)

https://i.ibb.co/FLWfbwdh/what-was-the-relationship-between-reagan-and-clinton-like-v0-lv6pw8yn412f1.webp

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:39 (one month ago)

Well, the right did highlight a lot of Clinton's sexual assault and harassment allegations, which most people nowadays don't write off the way Dems did back in the 90s. Of course all the "they're commies who protested against the Vietnam war in a foreign country" stuff was idiotic.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:39 (one month ago)

Lots of those rich fratboys at IU in the 90s were already big time rightwing a$$holes when I was in college.

I went to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live twice within 12 months - the first time was spring/summer '89, a free outdoor show, and the crowd was punks and art kids and some hippies who'd show up to anything, all hanging out and partying. The second time was in 1990, in a club, and all of a sudden the crowd was full of shirtless white bros in backward Duke U caps who thought the point of the pit was to punch random strangers in the neck.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

um the shit that was slung at the Clintons was totally batshit and crazy and table is right--plenty of reasons to hate them, but hilary being a demon summoner is not one of them.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

Last time I checked The Clinton Chronicles is on YouTube -- a lovely way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

I'll believe she's a demon summoner until it's proven otherwise.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:44 (one month ago)

Right now right wingers are saying Trump is demon possessed. So at least it's bipartisan.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:45 (one month ago)

Remembering a late-90s office job where I went to make copies of something and left behind on the glass was a list of everyone the Clinton’s had murdered.

Come On, (Eazy), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:57 (one month ago)

whereupon you photocopied that list and left a copy on everyone's desk

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 18:57 (one month ago)

Mass getting hot and bothered about the Boot:

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers

New - Which 2028 candidate excites you most (Massachusetts)

🔵 Buttigieg 23%
🔵 Newsom 17%
🔵 AOC 14%
🔵 Pritzker 7%
🔵 Shapiro 7%
🔵 Harris 7%

Suffolk #B - LV - 4/13

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

Buttigieg is the most recognizable after Harris.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:02 (one month ago)

Hilary took part in a ceremony that led to Trump being seated at the throne of power so I think she’s a demon summoning expert.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

xp unfortunately ;)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

Not a good sign for Harris then.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

You know what else was not a good sign for Harris, flaming out early in the 2020 primary and then losing the 2024 election.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:10 (one month ago)

https://ibb.co/DHfTM6Jq
i can never get images this way but

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

Buttigieg is a no-go— I hate him for entirely different reasons than those I am about to elucidate, but truly, there is no way this country will elect an openly homosexual man as president. It’s just not going to happen— the US is much too homophobic, and has gotten *more* homophobic over the past few years!!

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:26 (one month ago)

Hopefully we can get the Geese PR firm to boost the profile of some young progressives Dems because the current list is dire

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:31 (one month ago)

Anyone who gets far enough to be their party's presidential candidate in the general election, but loses to the other party's candidate, almost never gets another chance at their party's nomination. See for example: HRC, Romney, McCain, Kerry, Gore, Dole. Harris won't be given a second chance.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:37 (one month ago)

Harris's situation was a

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:42 (one month ago)

The loophole there is that all the the people you listed actually won a primary campaign.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:43 (one month ago)

I can think of one Veep who got a second chance though.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:44 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXvwHdPt5ps

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:46 (one month ago)

🔵 Buttigieg 23%
🔵 Newsom 17%

i would just like to point out i was otm when i said pete was ahead of newsom a few months ago. my hunch is that right now the u.s. is a lot less homophobic than it is misogynist. i could see him winning. will i be happy about it if he does? ambiently i guess. if he's the nominee my social feeds are going to be a miserable shit show.

dream mummy (map), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:47 (one month ago)

I don't see him discussed much so maybe he's not running — and I'm sure he has plenty of flaws — but the guy I like best of the seemingly available Democratic roster is Pritzker. Chicagoans please correct me if this isn't true, but from the outside it seemed he handled the ICE invasion pretty well both rhetorically and on the ground (even though obviously it was mostly the city's issue to deal with). And, I dunno, people like The Bear, and they also seem to like billionaires even though they shouldn't, maybe a brawny Midwestern billionaire with a smart mouth would fly.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:50 (one month ago)

if pete is the nominee he is absolutely going to throw trans people under the bus (if he hasn't already, i don't exactly follow these douchebags). it will be so fun to see all my cis gay man friends be idiots about it online.

i do hope pritzker runs.

dream mummy (map), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:52 (one month ago)

Sure, Harris's path to the nomination was without precedent and her position while running was anomalous in almost every way. This cannot erase the fact of her loss when the voters made their choice. It sucks for her, but she probably couldn't have been the nominee any other way than how it happened. In reality it was a windfall into her lap. She gave it her best shot and lost.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:54 (one month ago)

I don't think she should run, but I don't really care if she does because she is not going to be a factor. She ought to realize that and retire as someone who came within a few percentage points of winning the presidency rather than someone who finishes fourth in a six-way field or something.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:58 (one month ago)

he guy I like best of the seemingly available Democratic roster is Pritzker

Cosign on this... and if the GOP picks Vance, I think Pritzker would mop the floor with him

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

Pritzker's not perfect (I defer to Chicago folks but aiui he allowed the cops to aid ICE), but he's the best option I can see there aside from AOC (different debate entirely)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

Mayor Pete is basically positioned in the Obama Lane; for that reason I would expect his presidency, if he won, would share many of the same drawbacks of excessive centrism that would hedge in his decision making. Pritzker seems like he would have less difficulty in taking decisive actions and fighting to push them through. That isn't always a virtue, but it is the virtue we most need right now.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

I like Pritzker's vibe, but the fact that he's a billionaire gives me pause

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:18 (one month ago)

Pritzker is the best of that bunch (AOC is not going to run). Pete is better than Newsom and Shapiro, which isn't saying much.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)

(also that polling is only Massachusetts, so maybe not the most accurate snapshot nationwide )

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:27 (one month ago)

I just found out that my wife is going to be working an event with Lindsey Graham and I’m trying to get her to dose him but she’s not having it.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:33 (one month ago)

Hopefully we can get the Geese PR firm to boost the profile of some young progressives Dems because the current list is dire

― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 3:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

They could probably start with this guy

https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2026/04/15/USAT/89625526007-2202010644.jpg

Former 'Summer House' star Luke Gulbranson launches bid for Congress

Luke Gulbranson, 42, is running for a House seat representing Minnesota's 8th Congressional District.

He is running as a Democrat, according to an April 15 filing with the Federal Election Commission. He will look to unseat the incumbent Rep. Pete Stauber, who is seeking a fifth term.

According to his website, Gulbranson's campaign is focused on "lowering costs, protecting essential programs, and expanding access to affordable healthcare."

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:48 (one month ago)

no mention of stopping mining in Superior National Forest so he can f-off right away

bulb after bulb, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:55 (one month ago)

So... no Butt stuff, America prefers the Pritzk.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:55 (one month ago)

I am legit homophobic against homosexuals like Buttigieg. Get your normie suburban warmongering consultant bullshit out of my faggotry, thanks.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 23:00 (one month ago)

Montana Supreme Court upholds injunction blocking law defining sex as binary

The Montana Supreme Court just delivered a victory for transgender rights.

In a 5-2 ruling, the court upheld a preliminary injunction allowing transgender Montanans to amend birth certificates and driver's licenses to match their gender identity.

The case involves a 2023 law, Senate Bill 458, that defines sex as based on biological sex at birth.

Two transgender women sued, arguing the law forces them to "out" themselves every time they show identification.

One plaintiff described a prolonged traffic stop in which police could not verify her identity because her appearance no longer matched her driver's license issued before the transition.

The court ruled this constitutes sex discrimination under the Montana Constitution, applying strict scrutiny.

I wouldn't call Montana a "safe haven" for trans folks, if there could ever be such a thing, but these kinds of laws (and abortion bans, too) keep getting slapped down, and it's not nothin'. If you think you might wanna move here, get a job at a weed store, buy an F-150, go deer hunting... let me know, I'll help if I can.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 23:49 (one month ago)

5-2 in Montana! that's not nothing

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 23:51 (one month ago)

agreed, good news

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:08 (one month ago)

People really like Pritzker. He's funny, he gets shit done. The ICE thing, as far as I can tell, was somewhat misconstrued. My understanding is that the state police were there not so much to protect ICE but to try and stop protestors from provoking a literally and figuratively trigger happy ICE at the early peak of their power trip; when I was at the detention center, the state cops mostly seemed interested in keeping protestors on their side of the street. Granted, cops are cops, so any cop's presence is always suspicious, but I don't think the cops were helping ICE, even when they sometimes arrested protestors.

Otherwise, he seems to have done a great job enshrining a lot of rights and protections in Illinois, and securing the state from a lot of the damage the Federal gov wants done. Though he is a billionaire, that is true.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:13 (one month ago)

I agree Pritzker is way better than all other the names mentioned (besides AOC but I don't think she's gonna run), also I think he'd mop the floor with Newsom

frogbs, Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:16 (one month ago)

The father AND the husband of Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer were both texting the same young women on her staff.

https://bsky.app/profile/knoxhughes.bsky.social/post/3mjktb4o4pk2l

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:22 (one month ago)

the GOP seems so far gone at the this point, there's no way in hell they'll pick a sensible country club moderate anymore... whomever they pick (Vance or otherwise) is going to be a super unlikable mouthbreather and won't have that 'thing' that Trump seems to enjoy. I don't know if Pritzker has any interest in running but I think swing voters would be comfortable with him because he's a rich dude

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:23 (one month ago)

OK that's it, ILX is drafting Pritzker. Somebody send him the notification.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:24 (one month ago)

I am an IL resident and Pritzker would be my #1 pick right now

jaymc, Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:26 (one month ago)

I've seen enough

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:36 (one month ago)

but have you seen this? WINNER

Gov. JB Pritzker won $1.4 million in Vegas playing blackjack
The billionaire Illinois governor, who is on the 2028 presidential short list, reported the earnings in his latest tax filings after playing blackjack at a Las Vegas casino.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:38 (one month ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/chrismurphyct.bsky.social/post/3mjkyw3ax7k2i

Chris Murphy on Bluesky:

I'm helping to lead a group of Senate Democrats who are planning to force a vote - every single week the Senate is in session - to end the war in Iran. We have that right under the Senate rules, and we are going to keep putting Republicans on record supporting this insane war.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 16 April 2026 00:40 (one month ago)

But these 7 Democratic Senators voted (with 52 Republicans) AGAINST a resolution to block sale of weapons to Israel
🔵Blumenthal (CT)
🔵Coons (DE)
🔵Cortez-Masto (NV)
🔵Fetterman (PA)
🔵Gillibrand (NY)
🔵Rosen (NV)
🔵Schumer (NY)
40 Dems voted to block sale of weapons to Israel . Vote failed 59-40

curmudgeon, Thursday, 16 April 2026 05:28 (one month ago)

Early manifestation was a dickhead in my freshman dorm who loved Public Enemy but would immediately say "except their politics."

the white kids in my south London high school who were always playing PE tapes also thought it would be unironically hilarious to dress up as the KKK at the big halloween party

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Thursday, 16 April 2026 07:32 (one month ago)

Uh, Justin Fairfax commits murder/suicide.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 April 2026 13:29 (one month ago)

Oh jeez. So sorry for their kids.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 April 2026 13:53 (one month ago)

Christ

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 April 2026 14:24 (one month ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/16/us-launches-fifth-strike-on-alleged-pacific-drug-boat-in-a-week-killing-three

Cool to have a serial killer president

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2026 15:11 (one month ago)

How do they do this without any other country protesting?

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 April 2026 15:28 (one month ago)

xxxxp There are no words. This is one heartbeat away from family annihilation and is directly in a line with a history of violence against women.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 16 April 2026 16:02 (one month ago)

xp I think there have been some civil lawsuits? Like out of Trinidad

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 16:35 (one month ago)

I hope Major Malfunction enjoys his days as SEC of WAR, because he won't be grinning at his trial at the Hague in a few years.

earlnash, Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:23 (one month ago)

He's more likely to receive a Medal of Freedom from a Democratic President than he is to be prosecuted by one.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:50 (one month ago)

we'll have to settle for the single car rollover fatal accident on a stretch of lonely highway sometime in the 2030s

omar little, Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:54 (one month ago)

Calling Robert MacNamara to thread!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:57 (one month ago)

Oh yeah no doubt, him and Kissenger were some evil shits...but I got to figure once Trump falls, the daggers are going to come out from all corners of the world to go after many of these douchebags.

I can't see there really being too many who will want to defend him and I kinda hope they offer him up for sacrifice. They can just throw his a$$ into Mauna Loa if they want.

earlnash, Thursday, 16 April 2026 18:21 (one month ago)

The House just voted 224 to 204 to PASS a 3 year extension of Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for 350,000 Haitians living in the U.S.

10 House Republicans + 1 independent voted w/ Dems to pass it

Wow, a small victory here ( whether it will ultimately happen of course is unlikely though)

curmudgeon, Thursday, 16 April 2026 19:47 (one month ago)

I'll take it

I couldn't imagine returning people there at this point

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 19:52 (one month ago)

Three of the four GOP voters, of course, represent South Florida districts, including my beloved Carlos Gimenez.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 April 2026 19:57 (one month ago)

Wall Street doing business as usual today per NY Times:

Roughly seven weeks into the war with Iran, investors have shrugged off the sky-high price of oil, sending the S&P 500 roaring back by Thursday, one day after reaching its latest record high.

That exuberance on Wall Street has offered a sharp contrast with the hardships facing many Americans, who are feeling the financial blowback of a conflict that President Trump once promised would be brief but seems to have no end in sight.

With high gas prices cutting deeply into many families’ budgets, the U.S. economy is under increasing strain, raising the odds that inflation will worsen, unemployment will rise and growth will slow this year.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:04 (one month ago)

Oh yeah no doubt, him and Kissenger were some evil shits...but I got to figure once Trump falls, the daggers are going to come out from all corners of the world to go after many of these douchebags.

I can't see there really being too many who will want to defend him and I kinda hope they offer him up for sacrifice. They can just throw his a$$ into Mauna Loa if they want.

this would be a grave insult to Mauna Loa

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:09 (one month ago)

That exuberance on Wall Street has offered a sharp contrast with the hardships facing many American

hmmm it's almost like the stock market is all a fake scam!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:20 (one month ago)

lol xpost It's almost like Wall Street has been systematically disengaging itself from the realities of the American economy for decades, with help from both parties.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

this is v glib, but wth: it's not even fake/unreal if you take the S&P as a measure of "how well are the rich doing?" not "how well is The Economy as a whole doing?" — of course it's going up

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/15/big-oil-huge-war-windfall-consumers

The world’s top 100 oil and gas companies banked more than $30m every hour in unearned profit in the first month of the US-Israeli war in Iran, according to exclusive analysis for the Guardian. Saudi Aramco, Gazprom and ExxonMobil are among the biggest beneficiaries of the bonanza, meaning key opponents of climate action continue to prosper.

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:28 (one month ago)

I see the stocks going up as "yay! we can charge more for stuff now!"

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:28 (one month ago)

indeed

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:31 (one month ago)

sure, but you'd think consumers being able to afford fewer commodities and services due to inflation would be one of those realities tipsy mentioned one that would negatively affect at least some companies, since theoretically they'll be in tighter competition with each other. but the stock market is actually just an index of how much money the wealthy have, so not so much

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:39 (one month ago)

this is cool

NPR has received two of the largest gifts in the public media network's existence, totaling $113 million. They will go toward fueling innovation in NPR's use of digital technology, increasing its connection with audiences, and ensuring the viability of public radio stations after Congress eliminated all federal funding for public media.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:42 (one month ago)

woo hoo, back to the middle ages, patronage is back baby

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

that's basically the equivalent of "awww, this child had a bake sale to raise money for her mom's cancer"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

xps Well as we've seen plenty of times, the market can get brought back down to earth by big enough shocks to "Main Street." Bubbles can burst. The AI bubble is an especially weird one because it's so unclear what its longterm economic benefits really are, even to the people who run the companies, and it's hard to know what would burst it exactly. But that being such a huge driver of the market is obviously part of what's insulating it, because it's just kind of operating in its own weightless speculative space right now.

But also obviously the super-wealthy remain super-wealthy even through that kind of bursting. Their nominal wealth goes down billions or millions, but whatever. While most people get real immediate whams — job losses, government spending/benefit cuts, foreclosed homes and cars, etc.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:49 (one month ago)

yeah part of what I am lazily hand-waving at by "how much money the rich have" is the role of venture capital in propping up the "economy"

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:05 (one month ago)

sleeve otm too, plus two of those three things sound actively bad / tech industry related

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:06 (one month ago)

it's an extremely tiny amount for a public service broadcaster responsible for reaching a nation the size of the united states

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:26 (one month ago)

yeah... $80M from the Ballmers, the balance from some anonymous person.. maybe a stop-gap until a Dem gets back in office?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:37 (one month ago)

Wither the wealthy benefactors of yore who funded libraries, art galleries and orchestras?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 17 April 2026 02:20 (one month ago)

You gotta get that stuff from the tech dudes' ex-wives.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 02:39 (one month ago)

Ballmer's so proud to be the Microsoft guy in the Kawhi Files instead of the Epstein Files.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 17 April 2026 02:48 (one month ago)

checking in on our right wing friends

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h5zkfkc35wkb53udnemrica5/bafkreie6bao37uck4hr7ntwe5lqeidyuvy4rkytthieiees2emwcp4wiui

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 14:42 (one month ago)

The president on Friday went on to suggest that he spend time creating a rating of MAGA people, which would list them as “good, bad, and somewhere in the middle.”

“Wouldn’t that be fascinating???” he asked.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 14:57 (one month ago)

It would!

Good to Great
Sound, Solid
Meh
The Hague

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 15:01 (one month ago)

Shit

Awful Shit

Worst Shit

Cow_Art, Friday, 17 April 2026 15:18 (one month ago)

This is Trump doing the rating, so "Worst Shit" would be the top group.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 15:20 (one month ago)

wired
tired
fired

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 April 2026 15:25 (one month ago)

All "The Hague" and then Armond White gets "Meh."

Come On, (Eazy), Friday, 17 April 2026 15:26 (one month ago)

Rock
Rot
Rule

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 15:26 (one month ago)

The shittiest House Democrat (if she's not, it's not for lack of trying), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, wants to kill sea lions.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:09 (one month ago)

OK but only with her bare hands, fair fight.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:20 (one month ago)

fishermen already shooting sea lions all the time

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

While similar to the Endangered Species Act, this law sets a blanket protection on all marine mammals, meaning that even when a species’ population has recovered and become invasive, they cannot be taken except under extreme circumstances.

hmmmm

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

sea lions wasteful

Sea lions have learned that they can find an abundance of fish without any effort by swimming out of the ocean and into choice points on the river. In many cases they only take a bite of the belly before discarding the remainder of the fish.

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:26 (one month ago)

Natural MAGA allies

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:27 (one month ago)

the complaint is trying to argue that the sea lions are getting up to something sneaky theyre not eating the whole fish theyre not staying in their traditional habitat theyre stealing our fish basically

Rep. Gluesenkamp Perez argues that salmon and steelhead – and fishermen – across Southwest Washington would be better off if removal authorities were extended from River Mile 112 of the Columbia River to River Mile 66, where the water is no longer salty enough to replicate traditional sea lion habitat.

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:31 (one month ago)

the sea lions are just eating fish?? its what they do the fish are part of nature

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:32 (one month ago)

okay swimming into a river when you're a *sea* lion is def cheating, I take it back, I support the lunatic MGP

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:34 (one month ago)

But that's fewer fishsticks for us humans

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:35 (one month ago)

Has anyone tried negotiating with the sea lions? Maybe if we could have an honest dialog with them we can come to an agreement.

the savior with the flavior (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:42 (one month ago)

we should bomb one of their schools first

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:45 (one month ago)

Can I just pop on Zing to say, for the nth time, fuck Platner?

the notorious r.e.m. (soda), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:53 (one month ago)

uhhh

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/?gift=AwR_TGzSRSLueG5W7xh0ResXNy-HwbaDp8IodBg6FCU

On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”—normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors, according to multiple people familiar with the request.

frogbs, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:33 (one month ago)

‪Anna Bower‬
✧@annabo✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 32s
Kash Patel advisor Erica Knight says a “lawsuit is being filed” over The Atlantic’s article alleging that the FBI director’s drinking has been “a recurring source of concern across the government.”

Patel retweeted the post.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:33 (one month ago)

Better Things Are Possible‬
✧@internethi✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 9m
This is so funny. It's like a sidebar in a textbook "Did you know? In order to do his job, an FBI director must be conscious"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:35 (one month ago)

Look forward to Patel's lawyer's "nuh uh" defense strategy.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:59 (one month ago)

If they weren't already planning to fire him, this article should seal the deal.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:14 (four weeks ago)

honestly if he’s out cold he can’t do bad shit. wish Hegseth would drink himself unconscious occasionally

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 18 April 2026 01:19 (four weeks ago)

I love when people file defamation lawsuits like they don’t understand the level of deposition and discovery that goes along with that.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 18 April 2026 05:16 (four weeks ago)

Hannity has left the Catholic Church for Trump: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/fox-news-sean-hannity-explains-203536414.html

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 18 April 2026 18:55 (four weeks ago)

got a great idea for a new religion but it’s time sensitive

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Saturday, 18 April 2026 18:58 (four weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYiexkNTgKY

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 19 April 2026 01:51 (four weeks ago)

goddamnit

big boodith judith (m bison), Sunday, 19 April 2026 02:13 (four weeks ago)

Q; Which would a bunch of pre-school kids find more exciting to have visit their classroom - an ex-POTUS and the mayor of NYC, or a basket of puppies?

A: It's about a toss-up, but probably the puppies.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 19 April 2026 03:15 (four weeks ago)

i believe those kids were promised the greatest pizza party of all time as long as they behaved during vip visit

each of those children was given 7 baskets of puppies

z_tbd, Sunday, 19 April 2026 03:16 (four weeks ago)

Basket of Puppies '28: Make America Cuddly Again

the savior with the flavior (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 April 2026 10:11 (four weeks ago)

Here we go again. Trump threatening again to blow up Iran via war crimes if they don’t agree to a deal in peace talks this week

curmudgeon, Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:02 (four weeks ago)

The War Powers Act 60 day limit is getting very close. He may be sweating a bit over his grip on the Republicans in Congress.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:34 (four weeks ago)

well now we know his threats are toothless.

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:31 (four weeks ago)

it’s true but it only takes one horrible mistep to make up for the rest of them. he really is out of his mind, that part is unchangeable now but it’s aides and enablers and rightwing disinformation human millipede that is truly swarming with awful people, it’s overwhelming

z_tbd, Sunday, 19 April 2026 18:21 (four weeks ago)

Chavez-DeRemer out: https://apnews.com/article/lori-chavez-deremer-resigns-trump-cabinet-926a5d655890fe5ec348cbf959233481

righteousmaelstrom, Monday, 20 April 2026 21:37 (three weeks ago)

who

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 April 2026 21:41 (three weeks ago)

lol it's almost like there are patterns of behavior in this entire administration.

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is out of President Donald Trump’s Cabinet, the administration announced Monday, after a series of alleged abuses of her position’s power, including having an affair with a subordinate and drinking alcohol on the job.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 20 April 2026 21:43 (three weeks ago)

Labor Secretary. Aimless' as well as my old Congressional Rep. She was next on the chopping block but then the Labor Department Inspector General starting digging up texts from her, her husband and her dad to female staffers.

righteousmaelstrom, Monday, 20 April 2026 21:44 (three weeks ago)

lol I know -- I'd just never heard a thing about her

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 April 2026 21:45 (three weeks ago)

I say she was next, but after all this...she really was next.

righteousmaelstrom, Monday, 20 April 2026 21:45 (three weeks ago)

for someone who is allegedly famously intolerant of drunks, Trump sure seems to have hired a lot of them for his administration.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 20 April 2026 21:54 (three weeks ago)

being a sex offender makes up for it

frogbs, Monday, 20 April 2026 21:59 (three weeks ago)

“She has done a phenomenal job in her role by protecting American workers, enacting fair labor practices…”

drinking in the job is the fairest labor practice it’s no lie

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 April 2026 22:23 (three weeks ago)

thanks, as if I needed more motivation

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 20 April 2026 22:57 (three weeks ago)

There was a short-lived report that she had refused to resign and was lawyering up; sadly, she appears to be out the door after all.

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 20 April 2026 23:04 (three weeks ago)

all these fucking degenerates getting blotto and sucking and fucking on the job yet more “decline of the Roman empire” Gibbon shit

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 20 April 2026 23:40 (three weeks ago)

latest in the series of attempted executions without a trial or evidence in the caribbean

The crew of an Ecuadoran fishing boat recounts to The Guardian what they claim was a U.S. drone attack on their vessel on March 26, some 200 miles northwest of the Galápagos Islands. No one was killed in the attack, but several crew members were injured. After being rescued by what they described as a U.S. patrol boat, they were transferred to a Salvadoran patrol boat and eventually taken to El Salvador, where they were questioned at a military base before being repatriated to Ecuador.

they've murdered about 170 people so far. it's interesting that for this one, they attempted to murder them without a trial, and then they were rescued, questioned by people who determined that they didn't deserve to be murdered without a trial or evidence, at least not yet, and then returned home. good thing they weren't murdered from a drone in the sky!

z_tbd, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 15:49 (three weeks ago)

all the dead people though, they were definitely guilty

z_tbd, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 15:49 (three weeks ago)

also, tucker carlson is very sorry about all that; thinks trump might be antichrist

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/21/tucker-carlson-regrets-trump-support

“You and I and everyone else who supported him – you wrote speeches for him, I campaigned for him – I mean, we’re implicated in this for sure,” Carlson said. “It’s not enough to say, ‘Well, I changed my mind’ – or like, ‘Oh, this is bad – I’m out,’” he told his brother.

He added: “In very small ways, but in real ways, you and me and millions of people like us are the reason this is happening right now.”

millions of people like tucker carlson

hmm

z_tbd, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:45 (three weeks ago)

xp if they're using drones to sink these boats, they could well be piloted by some detached kid sitting on a base in Nevada... and then the Navy and/or Coast Guard are left to clean up the scene afterwards. Really disgusting this is still happening under the flimsiest of justifications ('narco-terrorists'?)

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:46 (three weeks ago)

his brother Buckley Carlson

symsymsym, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:51 (three weeks ago)

Tuckley Barlson

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:54 (three weeks ago)

This is his last goodbye

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:55 (three weeks ago)

it's a cold and it's a broken 'did I do that?'

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:00 (three weeks ago)

I think Tucker tried to be another Alex Jones asshole but at heart he's much more of a William F Buckley

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:03 (three weeks ago)

Has Tucker broken ties with Putin, too?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:03 (three weeks ago)

xp at heart he’s an opportunist lying creep with no moral
core, also like William F. Buckley

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:05 (three weeks ago)

Tucker will always have a home in Hungary, his favorite model for democracy

z_tbd, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:11 (three weeks ago)

While he and his brother are in a ruminating mood they should think about if there is anything else bad they’re implicated in besides putting trump on a pedestal. Could be more than one thing!

z_tbd, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:13 (three weeks ago)

The single most repulsive person on the planet. I hate him passionately. Vile on every level.

I’ve always liked Trump…

cinematic hobo hip-hop rock ‘n’ roll blues-jazz soul-review (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:38 (three weeks ago)

The SNL weekend update Tucker Carlson Oscars bit was great tho

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:51 (three weeks ago)

Is Tucker the older or the younger brother? Because it's hard to imagine producing that and then going back to the well.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:09 (three weeks ago)

there's this whole kremlinology theory put forward by folks like Scaramucci, that Trump is essentially giving Vance a bunch of unwinnable suicide missions, throwing him under the bus. Scaramucci thinks that Trump doesn't want anyone to succeed him and will be happy to see the GOP implode upon the end of his term

I don't know what's going on with Vance as an Iran negotiator but he hasn't been sent to Pakistan and is still lurking around the white house like a bad odor

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:10 (three weeks ago)

xpost TBF to her the mother did abandon them eventually

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:19 (three weeks ago)

Scaramucci thinks that Trump doesn't want anyone to succeed him and will be happy to see the GOP implode upon the end of his term

Does anyone think that this *isn't* true? I think it patently is.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:24 (three weeks ago)

My guess is his preferred model is for the GOP to continue to operate as a subsidiary of Trump Inc. But if he can’t still run it, then yeah I don’t think he cares about it.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:36 (three weeks ago)

"Without me, they're losers" is a total Trump line of thinking.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:52 (three weeks ago)

You love to see it:

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), who is term-limited from running for re-election under state law, has been “begging” President Donald Trump to appoint him to a key role in his administration, according to a new report by Axios’ Marc Caputo.

DeSantis’ 2024 presidential campaign infamously ended in an ignominious collapse after his campaign and PAC torched over $130 million only to lose all of Iowa’s 99 counties and drop out before the New Hampshire primary. His tenure in the GOP primary was short-lived, but it was long enough to draw Trump’s ire for daring to challenge him on his path to returning to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue — especially since Trump’s endorsement in the 2018 GOP primary played a big part in DeSantis becoming governor in the first place....

....“Ron was begging me to be AG,” a confidant of Trump quoted the president as saying about their lunch chat.

Several sources expressed skepticism DeSantis would end up at DOJ. One source told Caputo, “There was a conversation at that lunch. I don’t think AG is real. But he’s gonna be looking for work and Trump likes him.”

Yet “another source familiar with the discussions” said that DeSantis “is 100% not interested in the AG job,” but was keen about leading the Pentagon or becoming a Supreme Court justice, calling that DeSantis’ “dream job,” because he and Justice Clarence Thomas “almost have a father-son relationship” and the nomination “would be a hell of a legacy for Trump.”

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:54 (three weeks ago)

xp he'll be busy with the Board of Peace, a durable coalition of the willing looking to end all wars forever and achieve global tranquility through basic human rights for all

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:54 (three weeks ago)

I can imagine Trump's motivation for wanting someone in his admin directly succeeding him, leaving aside any renewed prospect of actual consequences from Dems otherwise, based on it being some perceived vindication on his policies esp. being able to uphold massive tax cuts and breaks for the rich.

nashwan, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:08 (three weeks ago)

Probably the more he campaigns for Vance (or whoever) the worse they will do.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:23 (three weeks ago)

the more Vance campaigns for Vance, the worse he'll do

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:29 (three weeks ago)

https://apnews.com/article/pentagon-budget-drones-air-defenses-iran-war-ad774d2d427b70d09752ddfba277a42a

WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. military officials on Tuesday called for spending tens of billions of dollars in the next budget year on drones, air defense systems and fighter jets that have been a key part of fighting the Iran war.

As part of President Donald Trump’s push to boost defense spending to $1.5 trillion in the 2027 budget, the Pentagon wants to triple spending on drones and related technology to more than $74 billion and invest over $30 billion into more critical munitions, including missile interceptors, whose stockpiles have become critically low during the Iran war.

Military officials said the spending blueprint was developed before the conflict in the Middle East. They also did not discuss how much they will request in additional funds for the war, which would be on top of what the White House is seeking to boost defense spending in the next budget year.

“The overlap, you’ll see, is the request for munitions, which is something we always need,” Jules Hurst III, acting undersecretary of defense and the Pentagon’s comptroller, told reporters at a briefing. “We always need to increase our magazine depth. But outside of that, there aren’t any operational costs in here from Iran.”

rob, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:59 (three weeks ago)

“ Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), who is term-limited from running for re-election under state law, has been “begging” President Donald Trump to appoint him to a key role in his administration, according to a new report by Axios’ Marc Caputo.”

Amazing stuff, all of it

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 21:15 (three weeks ago)

Senate Republicans plan to pass the resolution this week to allow for a budget reconciliation bill funding ICE and Border Patrol to pass the upper chamber later this spring without having to face a Democratic filibuster.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 21:18 (three weeks ago)

Apparently Analilia Mejia, who ran (and won) on abolishing ICE, will take over Eric Swalwell's seat on the Homeland Security committee.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 22:52 (three weeks ago)

CNN
Virginia voters will approve a map that gives Democrats the chance to net as many as four US House seats, CNN's Decision Desk projects, in a major boost to the party's effort to flip the House.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/politics/virginia-redistricting-referendum-passes

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 01:15 (three weeks ago)

this is good b/c apparently a Florida House Dem resigned today?! thread is not keeping up with the madness

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 01:16 (three weeks ago)

Good evening!

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Southern Poverty Law Center was indicted Tuesday on federal fraud charges alleging it improperly raised millions of dollars to secretly pay leaders of the Ku Klux Klan and other hate groups for inside information, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said.

https://apnews.com/article/southern-poverty-law-center-criminal-investigation-db7fdcf9baa0d1b24b8f1e1f2cebc0be

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 01:19 (three weeks ago)

more madness lol

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 01:22 (three weeks ago)

Ever since Morris Dees was proven to be a real fuckhead I've looked at them askance:

https://docs.house.gov/meetings/JU/JU08/20220217/114425/HHRG-117-JU08-20220217-SD016.pdf

But obviously not thrilled with precedent/where it could go next.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 01:35 (three weeks ago)

SPLC has done a lot of work to recover from the Dees era, they're doing a lot of good things now — including some things they haven't engaged in before, like direct lobbying and direct support of candidates in local races across the South. And obviously this is just straight-up revenge for their decades of fighting the Klan and others.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 02:22 (three weeks ago)

this is good b/c apparently a Florida House Dem resigned today?! thread is not keeping up with the madness

― Serfin' USA (sleeve),

She was corrupt as hell, from what I've read.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 09:08 (three weeks ago)

Georgia D Rep David Scott has died at 80. He was basically a zombie, totally incapable of actually doing the job, but had filed to run for a 13th term last month.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 17:00 (three weeks ago)

his dying words were "NO!!!!!!!! I MUST HOLD ONTO POWER AT ALL COSTS, I HAVE CHANGED ALL THE LOCKS AND I'M TURNING MY PHONE OFF AND WILL RESPOND WITH IMMNEDIATE AND LETHAL FORCE IF ANYONE TRIES TO ENTER MY HOME OR OFFICE"

z_tbd, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 17:11 (three weeks ago)

This Jamelle Bouie video is worth watching. His thoughts on what will happen once Trump is confronted (post-midterms) with the reality of his catastrophic unpopularity, with two years left in his term, are particularly interesting. Skip to the last two minutes or so if you just want to hear those, but the whole thing is good IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KG4J0Duzng

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 17:23 (three weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/cXg6wh3Z/bafkreih55do5o4g6etcursxbbphlomnl67yhjeawsrckxutfwf2p3avndm.webp

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 17:44 (three weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/k2JcYydq/bafkreih3ezcntsujisqqebkls5tekdvtajgyxf3uyppb2odpjaafesgl5m.webp

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 17:45 (three weeks ago)

The Jamelle Bouie thumbnails make me think he's sitting in the Tiny Desk office for a second.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 17:57 (three weeks ago)

ha, same thought

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:00 (three weeks ago)

That second pic of AOC looks like she's making the classic NY gestures for 'kiss my ass'. I love her throwing aggressive defiance of RFK, Jr. there.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:07 (three weeks ago)

he's asking "Whyy won't you at least try my herbal tallow serum paste? I justtt maa-de it!"

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:13 (three weeks ago)

The last few minutes of that Bouie video got me wondering if there’s any chance the childish Trump at some point just quits. He would
never admit to being unpopular or wrong but he could say “the crooked media and deep state blah blah blah are too crooked for me. I have other great things [the grift] to do so I’m taking my ball and going home!”

tobo73, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:27 (three weeks ago)

yeah, if not quitting he might just withdraw, like some eastern european dictator... just relocate full time to Mar-a-Lagoo and sulk around the golf course, occasionally attacking someone on social media but not really doing much else

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:38 (three weeks ago)

I understand and share the reservations about Platner. But he’s pretty otm here:

“If the Democratic Party is to flourish in the future,” Mr. Platner told me, “it needs to be an antiwar party.”

… “We are so broken emotionally when it comes to our politics that we’ve literally created this story that it’s inherent in being a competent political leader to kill civilians,” Mr. Platner told me. “If you’re not willing to do some hard things and drop some bombs, then you’re not up to the task of power. I think it’s the opposite. You’re not up to the task of being in power if you do not think about the cost of violence. If that’s not at the front of your mind, then I don’t think you are morally in the right place to be in positions of power.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/opinion/graham-platner-forever-war-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1.c1A.Cyrn.2Dt0nlosFAdw&smid=nytcore-ios-share

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:39 (three weeks ago)

Needs to be a war on Republicans party.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:41 (three weeks ago)

yeah, if not quitting he might just withdraw, like some eastern european dictator... just relocate full time to Mar-a-Lagoo and sulk around the golf course, occasionally attacking someone on social media but not really doing much else

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, April 22, 2026

I mean, if you remember the last year and change of Bush II's presidency that's pretty much what happened? He in essence vanished between fall 2007 and the economic meltdown. It startled me at the time how an administration that had occupied so much mental space for well on four years could skulk into the shadows like it did.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:43 (three weeks ago)

this is where we're at now:

Kennedy snaps back at comment about ‘whale heads, bear heads, and raccoon parts’

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:52 (three weeks ago)

As one does.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:53 (three weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTzLVIc-O5E

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:56 (three weeks ago)

xxp Happy Mondays’ comeback album

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 19:03 (three weeks ago)

yah i totally read trump as a “take my ball and go home” sort of asshole but his henchman are all so performative it seems like he’d just sign ok to any crazy shit while chatting up dipshits in the ballroom.

i’m not sure how that’s different to now. i guess less trump social bs behind it?

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 20:51 (three weeks ago)

well there was actual fear that he might take Teddy Roosevelt's Nobel Prize... on the way out, they're gonna steal everything that's not nailed down

Weeds will grown up in the greying ruins of the unfinished ballroom as it returns to nature

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 20:56 (three weeks ago)

I think it's much more likely that Trump will behave like a frightened rat backed into a corner. I'm pretty sure on some level he knows that what he's doing will have negative repercussions if he's ever forced out of power. I think there will be lots of gnashing and ugliness up until the point that he has an aneurysm and shits his pants on live TV before collapsing into a fetid dry husk like the turkey from Christmas Vacation

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 21:00 (three weeks ago)

well there was actual fear that he might take Teddy Roosevelt's Nobel Prize... on the way out, they're gonna steal everything that's not nailed down

Weeds will grown up in the greying ruins of the unfinished ballroom as it returns to nature

Marco Rubio was appointed National Archivist specifically so he would let Trump take whatever documents he wanted

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 21:02 (three weeks ago)

Aw, too bad:

BREAKING: Secretary of the Navy John Phelan is OUT — effective immediately, according to the Pentagon.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 21:55 (three weeks ago)

too corrupt and racist or not enough?

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 22:29 (three weeks ago)

Probably not enough

octobeard, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 22:50 (three weeks ago)

suggested that maybe murdering poor fishermen on the open seas might be problematic

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 23:13 (three weeks ago)

bringing home the (hot) chicken for America

A bipartisan group of Senators on Tuesday introduced the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act to help Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) recipients use their benefits to buy rotisserie chicken.

The amendment would amend the 2008 Food and Nutrition Act by modifying the definition of food to add “hot rotisserie chicken,” according to a joint statement about the bill from Sen. John Fetterman’s (D-Pa.) office.

Current legislation does not allow the purchase of hot prepared foods, only allowing cooled but cooked rotisserie chicken to be purchased.

“America’s best (and delicious) affordability play is Costco’s $4.99 rotisserie chicken,” Fetterman said in the statement. “It’s one of my family’s favorites and I’m proud to join this bill with Senator Justice for all to try. SNAP funds would be well spent to feed our nation’s families who need it.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:13 (three weeks ago)

Costco chicken is really amazing tbf. Better than the $20 roast chicken at the restaurant near me

octobeard, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:25 (three weeks ago)

I thought there was an I Love Cooking board, but maybe that was a fever dream. In any event, talking about Costco rotisserie chicken is a good enough introduction for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k20zFlbFfE

Now, back to the politics.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:34 (three weeks ago)

it's called The Cheese Board now!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:35 (three weeks ago)

sorry but not sorry

Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday apologized for past comments he made about Black children being “re-parented,” while maintaining that he didn’t make those remarks despite there being a recording of him doing so.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:36 (three weeks ago)

xp TY, sleeve!

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:37 (three weeks ago)

bipartisan trolls

in 2025 they pass a huge reduction in SNAP benefits so that millions of people will lose eligibility and the ones remaining have reduced benefits and increased work requirements, and they put it all in something called the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, just to appease the dumbest guy in charge.

in 2026, they decide to amend it. to add hot rotisserie chicken from costco. that's it.

z_tbd, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:38 (three weeks ago)

well, it's one of the Fetterman family's favorite meals

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:43 (three weeks ago)

I wonder how well correlated the locations of Costcos and the locations of people on SNAP are

rob, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:48 (three weeks ago)

Michael Bennet was the other democrat who helped introduce this important legislation which is such a no-brainer, a win for america

z_tbd, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:54 (three weeks ago)

the whole conversation around cuts to snap benefits and kicking people off of it is so _bleak_ sometimes, you know? but now it's fun! rotisserie chicken!! let's make THAT the news cycle

z_tbd, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:55 (three weeks ago)

sorry to harp on this but do you need a Costco membership to buy their chicken or can anyone?

rob, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:59 (three weeks ago)

you can access the pharmacy, optical exams, and, in some states, alcohol without a membership

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:02 (three weeks ago)

but now it's fun! rotisserie chicken!! let's make THAT the news cycle

was thinking the same thing today was driving my insane it's like OF COURSE people should be able to buy rotisserie chicken i don't know if i feel like celebrating something as insane as this

a (waterface), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:03 (three weeks ago)

driving ME insane

a (waterface), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:03 (three weeks ago)

yeah I get that this is obviously better than the current status quo, but why didn't they just make it all hot food?

rob, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:05 (three weeks ago)

they could always buy a chicken with SNAP, but not a HOT chicken... that's what makes this legislation so important

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:05 (three weeks ago)

thanks, Andy, so highlighting Costco is basically a fuck you, cool

btw a friend sent this tracking site for Congresspeople's stock trades. no idea how legit the data is, but yeesh: https://www.capitoltrades.com

rob, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:07 (three weeks ago)

yeah I've no doubt this carve-out will enrich someone up on the Hill

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:10 (three weeks ago)

Big Chicken wins again

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:12 (three weeks ago)

why do you guys hate rotisserie chicken

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:13 (three weeks ago)

z_tbd, if I ever visit you better have rotisserie chicken

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:14 (three weeks ago)

the lobbyist behind the bill

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/looneytunes/images/7/7e/HeneryHawk.jpg

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:15 (three weeks ago)

there's a Safeway near my house where you can get a whole chicken, but I believe it's baked rather than rotisserie... so I believe it would not be covered under this important legislation

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:19 (three weeks ago)

well, it's one of the Fetterman family's favorite meals

― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 19:43 (thirty-seven minutes ago)

Spitting out this rotisserie chicken right now

chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:23 (three weeks ago)

z_tbd, if I ever visit you better have rotisserie chicken

i will make this happen but only if you have a costco membership. you can't just waltz in there and buy a $5.99 rotisserie chicken and have a negroni to celebrate. that time is over

z_tbd, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:26 (three weeks ago)

schnucks might have rotisserie chicken. i'm going shopping after work, i will update this thread with my important findings!

z_tbd, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:30 (three weeks ago)

I need Alfred to visit me so we can hit this place up: https://www.ginosmtl.ca/menu-en

rob, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:30 (three weeks ago)

touting costco chicken is internet because isn’t it one of the few companies that didn’t get rid of DEI initiatives

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:38 (three weeks ago)

the only stocks those fuckers should see are the ones they occupy

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:40 (three weeks ago)

well, it's one of the Fetterman family's favorite meals

confirmation that the hot plastic outer wrapping seeps into the chicken juices and causes brain damage

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:42 (three weeks ago)

with his processing power he just eats the plastic and marvels at how crispy the skin of that chicken is

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Thursday, 23 April 2026 20:57 (three weeks ago)

touting costco chicken is internet

i assume this is the next new slang, akin to something being "cinema"

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 23 April 2026 21:01 (three weeks ago)

why because it looks internet

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 23 April 2026 21:40 (three weeks ago)

autocorrect turned a botched attempt at “interesting” into “internet” thank you tech overlords

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 April 2026 21:43 (three weeks ago)

a piece of rotisserie chicken, a piece of broccoli.. a corn tortilla and one other thing

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 21:50 (three weeks ago)

a raccoon penis

epistantophus, Thursday, 23 April 2026 22:11 (three weeks ago)

With the parade of assholes we’ve met attached to this administration, somehow I forgot that this asshole even existed:

Trump Media replaces Nunes as Truth Social CEO after stock plunge that wiped out billions

epistantophus, Thursday, 23 April 2026 22:19 (three weeks ago)

god forget about the douchebag

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 April 2026 22:26 (three weeks ago)

one of the most supremely punchable faces ever to grace the national stage

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 23 April 2026 22:29 (three weeks ago)

i should've said "disgrace," really

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 23 April 2026 22:37 (three weeks ago)

I need Alfred to visit me so we can hit this place up: https://www.ginosmtl.ca/menu-en

― rob, Thursday, April 23, 2026 4:30 PM (three hours ago

oh hell yeah

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 April 2026 23:44 (three weeks ago)

all you can eat Negronis, right up your alley

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 24 April 2026 00:14 (three weeks ago)

knife and fork!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 April 2026 00:26 (three weeks ago)

that’s fucked up

z_tbd, Friday, 24 April 2026 04:43 (three weeks ago)

you can’t eat negronis with a knife and fork

z_tbd, Friday, 24 April 2026 04:43 (three weeks ago)

you can barely even eat negronis period

z_tbd, Friday, 24 April 2026 04:44 (three weeks ago)

After soaring shortly before Trump's re-election in November 2024, stock in the company plunged 67%, wiping out more than $6 billion in investor wealth.

you'd need a heart of stone not to laugh

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Friday, 24 April 2026 08:18 (three weeks ago)

I thought truth social had merged with some nuclear fusion brain fart and was headed to the moon. 🌒

Ed, Friday, 24 April 2026 09:17 (three weeks ago)

the DOJ investigation into Fed chief Jerome Powell has been dropped, so I expect Jeanine Pirro will be next on the chopping block

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 24 April 2026 17:23 (three weeks ago)

Thought this was a good point from a 20-something about No Kings (and better than some of the experts* that Edsall quoted in his column):

Re “Why Aren’t the Kids Out Protesting Against Trump?,” by Thomas B. Edsall (Opinion guest essay, nytimes.com, April 14):

As a Gen Z participant in No Kings who has been dismayed to find myself quite alone, demographically speaking, at each protest, I have thought long and hard about how this came to be. I believe that Mr. Edsall’s essay accurately underscores many of the contributing factors. Here are two more to consider.

First, the protests evoke an America that my generation feels we don’t know. The No Kings movement centers largely on the idea of restoration — of democratic principles, political normalcy and American decency. Gen Z, having come of age in the Trump era of political discord and the erosion of democracy, has hardly known any of these things.

Second, precisely because the No Kings protests evoke the past, they fail to appeal to our appetite for change. Young people by nature desire to reform, rectify, reshape. We want to tear down the existing structures we deem unjust and build better ones in their place. To stand against apartheid, sexual harassment or police brutality is to dismantle the present and construct the future.

While the notion of restoration is a noble one, it simply does not motivate people my age in the same way the promise of radical change does. It implies a return to the status quo, and for a generation that considers the status quo one of great injustice, it is fundamentally unpalatable.

Juliana Birkenkamp
Boulder, Colo.

(*For instance, Jean Twenge posited that "the left overplayed its hand on controversial issues such as transgender women in sports, equity versus equality, cancel culture, defunding the police, affirmative action, and so on in a way that alienated many young people even if they were liberal otherwise — that may have turned them off politics and taking action." RMDE)

jaymc, Friday, 24 April 2026 19:31 (three weeks ago)

jfc at that Twenge quote

rob, Friday, 24 April 2026 19:46 (three weeks ago)

xp that is good

meanwhile, in "shit that looks like an Onion article but isn't:

"Trump Administration Wants To Fast-Track Executions With Electrocution, Firing Squads, Lethal Gas"
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-executions-electric-chair-firing-squads_n_69ebb001e4b08330e41c352f

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 24 April 2026 19:47 (three weeks ago)

"Trump Administration Wants To Fast-Track Executions With Electrocution, Firing Squads, Lethal Gas"

This is a good thing. If you're going to kill people, fucking kill people. Guillotines. Firing squads. Tear 'em apart with horses. Show everyone who you really are.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 24 April 2026 20:07 (three weeks ago)

On principle I basically agree with you (well not wrt death by dismemberment), but there are two issues:
1) "The Trump administration wants to shorten the appeals process for people sentenced to death"
2) The requirement to use lethal injection has slowed down executions; this would speed them back up

rob, Friday, 24 April 2026 20:10 (three weeks ago)

xp popehat (who is a lawyer iirc) agrees with you

‪No Further Force Or Popehat‬
✧@kenwh✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 27m
/2 No, more seriously, I would PREFER firing squads and hangings to the grotesque mock-medical torture rituals we do now.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 24 April 2026 20:19 (three weeks ago)

thx for context rob (xp)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 24 April 2026 20:20 (three weeks ago)

I think the good news, so to speak, is that there simply aren't that many federal inmates on death row thanks to Biden (as well as Trump executing a bunch in his first term). but Trump also wants to make it easier to seek the death penalty, not sure where we're at with that goal

rob, Friday, 24 April 2026 21:41 (three weeks ago)

Some activists in DC have been projecting Epstein visuals on the hotel near where the Correspondents dinner nonsense with Trump, Hegseth, and Miller in attendance will happen tonight. Some mainstream media are refusing to attend but many are not.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 25 April 2026 16:27 (three weeks ago)

Multiple scientists who serve on an independent board established to guide the nation’s nearly $9 billion basic science funding agency were terminated from their positions Friday by President Donald Trump.

from Wash Post

curmudgeon, Saturday, 25 April 2026 19:26 (three weeks ago)

Members of the National Science Board, which helps govern the National Science Foundation, were dismissed in a message from the Presidential Personnel Office thanking them for their service, according to screenshots shared with The Washington Post:

curmudgeon, Saturday, 25 April 2026 19:27 (three weeks ago)

The US is out of the "making things better" business.

wipes chooser (unperson), Saturday, 25 April 2026 19:43 (three weeks ago)

Was thinking the other day that, assuming there is a Democratic president some time in the near future, all of these thousands of jobs and positions are just going to have to be filled again. Which, no doubt, will both hyper-juice the economy (leading to inflation?) and inevitably lead to accusations of "out of control spending" (tm).

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 April 2026 19:47 (three weeks ago)

My concern is that the truly qualified candidates for those jobs (including many who were terminated the first time around) will be reluctant to sign on, knowing that in a few years they could wind up back on the chopping block. The positions will get filled, no doubt, but by who, really.

henry s, Saturday, 25 April 2026 20:10 (three weeks ago)

Unfortunately we are in such a deep hole that we pretty much have to have sustained inflation or much higher taxes for everyone if we ever want to dig our way out.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 25 April 2026 20:11 (three weeks ago)

bring on the much higher taxes (but just for the wealthy)

scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Saturday, 25 April 2026 20:21 (three weeks ago)

also we’d be relying more on contractors rather than directly hiring employees or those jobs are just not coming back.

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 April 2026 20:27 (three weeks ago)

NY Times Pitchbot

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As a DC reporter, I don't endorse mindless war, militarized cities, illegal abductions, defunded medical research, government insider trading, and mass pardons of violent criminals. But in the name of our norms, tonight I will break bread and share laughs with the president who did all of this.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 April 2026 20:28 (three weeks ago)

they really did the old joke that “Republicans assert that government doesn’t work and once elected set out to prove it.”

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 April 2026 20:28 (three weeks ago)

who’s hosting the dinner, Rob Schneider?

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 April 2026 20:30 (three weeks ago)

DC journalists cherish their membership in a select club that gets to be in the same room as the (lowers voice and adds a bit of tremolo) The President of the United States of America.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 25 April 2026 21:05 (three weeks ago)

Q: Will you continue the ceasefire?

TRUMP: Uhh -- I haven't even thought about it

Aaron Rupar with quote from Trump on tarmac as he flew back to DC after one night in Florida where he was at a crypto conference or something

curmudgeon, Saturday, 25 April 2026 21:54 (three weeks ago)

When he gets around to it he'll give it oh maybe 15 minutes of consideration, if that. After all, why think about it any harder than that? If he doesn't like how its going he can always change his mind later.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 25 April 2026 22:15 (three weeks ago)

Was going to watch some of the dinner tonight in anticipation of a train-wreck, forgot all about it, flipped it on just now, unbelievable (shots fired).

clemenza, Sunday, 26 April 2026 00:49 (three weeks ago)

Actual shots! I assumed you were being metaphorical but looked it up. jfc

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 26 April 2026 00:56 (three weeks ago)

so far weve heard false alarm, shooter in custody, and shooter dead

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 00:57 (three weeks ago)

I'm seeing "shooter dead," although it's also not clear they were a "shooter"? There's an account that someone rushed the door, but not seeing any reports yet that they definitely had a gun.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 26 April 2026 00:59 (three weeks ago)

The whole thing is too bizarre. Now they're saying the "program will resume."

clemenza, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:00 (three weeks ago)

someone prob dropped a stenography machine

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:01 (three weeks ago)

I guess dinner's still on?

A speaker has just come on in the WHCA dinner that they will have an announcement shortly and suggest that the dinner will continue after that.

jmm, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:01 (three weeks ago)

if program is resuming theres no way shots were fired

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:01 (three weeks ago)

there was a noise and everyone freaked out

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:02 (three weeks ago)

You-thought-he-was-dead Wolf Blitzer is talking about hearing "loud, scary gun shots" and getting thrown to the ground.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:03 (three weeks ago)

I feel like people who think there's a chance they might find themselves in a room with Donald Trump should have the sound of rapid gunfire stored on their phone (as backup ringtone or an alarm sound) so they could just unobtrusively trigger it in the middle of a meeting - or an event where he was supposedly scheduled to deliver a particularly churlish-even-for-him speech - and watch them drag him away.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:15 (three weeks ago)

Don't worry, he's apparently still going to give his speech.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:18 (three weeks ago)

Partner says it was an inside job to save him from some embarrassment

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:23 (three weeks ago)

This thread title is incredibly prescient...None of this makes any sense. Wolf Blitzer said he's been to 30 of these and the security tonight was unlike anything he'd ever seen--so how does a guy with guns get in? And the idea of resuming, and Trump returning??

clemenza, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:27 (three weeks ago)

ballroom blitzer

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:28 (three weeks ago)

one thing that brings me some comfort is I guess Trump’s security is just as incompetent as everyone else he surrounds himself with

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:36 (three weeks ago)

can’t wait for his no doubt high-larious speech

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:37 (three weeks ago)

Apparently he's left now, no speech. Surely he'll post the whole thing, I'm sure it's full of insults he can't wait to share.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:39 (three weeks ago)

wait...cheryl hines is married to RFK jr?

looooooool

z_tbd, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:45 (three weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/BHCbGrhW/Screenshot-2026-04-25-at-8-46-54-PM.png

z_tbd, Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:48 (three weeks ago)

Johnson was asked what happened and said he hadn't heard anything about the event in question.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 26 April 2026 01:52 (three weeks ago)

Can’t even get a good Manchurian Candidate these days. Further sign of American decline

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 26 April 2026 02:06 (three weeks ago)

wait...cheryl hines is married to RFK jr?

dude where have you been

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 26 April 2026 02:12 (three weeks ago)

this is why larry david and she are not on speaking terms

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 26 April 2026 02:12 (three weeks ago)

dude where have you been

this is why larry david and she are not on speaking terms

i didn’t know larry wasn’t speaking to cheryl! it makes sense though!

that’s incredible

z_tbd, Sunday, 26 April 2026 02:15 (three weeks ago)

Otoh Larry was the one who introduced them

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 April 2026 02:53 (three weeks ago)

‪Doll Tearsheet‬
✧@grayath✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 3h
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 26 April 2026 04:47 (three weeks ago)

I used to live across the street from that hotel

Heez, Sunday, 26 April 2026 06:55 (three weeks ago)

Otoh Larry was the one who introduced them

― The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Ok Larry has some explaining to do here..

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 April 2026 07:41 (three weeks ago)

Oliver Willis
God am I tired of people from supposedly liberal outlets and orgs constantly telling us to fucking watch our tone when the fucking fascists are kicking our faces in.
12:25 AM · Apr 26, 2026

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2026 09:59 (three weeks ago)

Never pick a fight at the Hampton Inn

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2026 12:28 (three weeks ago)

Those Substack parties get pretty rough.

jmm, Sunday, 26 April 2026 12:33 (three weeks ago)

pretty funny watching the press trying to make this shooting into a world historic event when no one cares

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 12:39 (three weeks ago)

everyone watching the nba playoffs was so mad when they cut trumps press conference in

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 12:40 (three weeks ago)

“wake me up when it actually happens”

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 26 April 2026 12:52 (three weeks ago)

watching an nba youtuber saying how many of these things am i supposed to keep track of you know how many nuggets wolves 2026 game 4s there are

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 12:53 (three weeks ago)

media: the night everything changed

normal people: damn thats crazy

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 13:01 (three weeks ago)

Ayo Dosunmu's game 4 is a much more historically important event

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 April 2026 13:05 (three weeks ago)

obvs

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 13:09 (three weeks ago)

hasan a guy who most people have never heard of is out of nowhere getting a ton of negative media attention, i know those are just tweets above but theyve been talking about him on tv and major publications are writing articles, think theyre prob trying to discipline a critic of israels genocide make an example of him and make sure he and his politics do not get a foot in the dem establishment door

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 13:09 (three weeks ago)

most people are looking at these stories like wtf who but they are prob successful in making him a pariah as far as politicians going on his streams, pretty funny that this follows on the heels of all the exact same media talking about how we need a joe rogan of the left then theyre all no not like that, anyway somethings got to give with our relationship to israel the falcon cannot hear the falconer and so forth

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 13:15 (three weeks ago)

stephen miler hiding behind his pregnant wife

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jd5ynkua4gin3r2fmb25marj/bafkreigt6ii3qh45b6orh5mkcsgrwoc4bqtifo6omtap54kkavjjfu5qte

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 13:33 (three weeks ago)

Sexual matador

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:01 (three weeks ago)

Maga so badly wants the story to be "liberals salivating over the prospect of Trump's death" that I sometimes suspect they will kill him just to scold us for celebrating.

livin la vida yoko (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:07 (three weeks ago)

deal

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:08 (three weeks ago)

Q: Do you plan to vacate convictions of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers involved in the January 6 attack?

BLANCHE: That's ongoing litigation. You'll hear from us in the coming days. Their sentence were commuted by the president

Q: You're not ruling it out?

BLANCHE: No. We're not ruling anything out

*Speaking of violent folks *

curmudgeon, Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:16 (three weeks ago)

x-post--

Adam Johnson noted on X - For those counting at home

Articles The Atlantic has published about Hasan Piker this week: 4

Articles The Atlantic has published about Hind Rajab since she was murdered by Israel on Jan 29 2024: 0

curmudgeon, Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:18 (three weeks ago)

I’m surprised the guy got as far as the lobby.

treeship., Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:33 (three weeks ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zrz33wwhanmexrbz7vmhu2xx/post/3mkfqxa46a22o

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:36 (three weeks ago)

Starting to think Hasan is a deep industry psyop

what is geese, should i listen to music again

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) April 18, 2026

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:45 (three weeks ago)

Tired: Geese
Inspired: Ducks Ltd.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:48 (three weeks ago)

I think they’re both fowl

omar little, Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:50 (three weeks ago)

psyops seemed good for the geese, i’m not sure about anyone else

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Sunday, 26 April 2026 15:00 (three weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2026 15:16 (three weeks ago)

As noted in Bluesky post Alfred posted the shooting was on another floor away from ballroom. Meanwhile Dana Bash on a Sunday morning show gets to whom she wants to blame and why when talking to Dem rep Jamie Raskin-

BASH: You and your fellow Democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president. Do you think twice about that when something like that happens?

RASKIN: What rhetoric do you have in mind?

BASH: That he's terrible for this country and so on and so forth

curmudgeon, Sunday, 26 April 2026 15:21 (three weeks ago)

Ha ha ha

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 April 2026 15:53 (three weeks ago)

felon shoulda taken impeachment— avoiding assassination is part of what it’s meant to do. he wants what he wants.

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Sunday, 26 April 2026 16:39 (three weeks ago)

stephen miler hiding behind his pregnant wife

Possibly Elon’s 17th child though.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 26 April 2026 16:54 (three weeks ago)

and the man at the back
said let's fake an attack
and use it for the ballroom grift
ballroom grift

(seen on FB)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 26 April 2026 17:01 (three weeks ago)

The shooter's manifesto is very well written and enjoyable. Preserved for the record.

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1:
As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 26 April 2026 18:08 (three weeks ago)

There goes any chance of an insanity plea. ;-)

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 26 April 2026 18:21 (three weeks ago)

also reinforcing my belief that Trump’s security is as incompetent as everyone else in his orbit

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 26 April 2026 18:30 (three weeks ago)

wow

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 26 April 2026 18:30 (three weeks ago)

sounds like a decent guy

Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 April 2026 18:36 (three weeks ago)

Seems too on the nose to be ironic, but the dork who was bullied in high school because he was such a loser came closer to succeeding in 2024 than the educated and articulate idealist motivated by an ethical imperative.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 26 April 2026 18:38 (three weeks ago)

Hello everybody!
So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

this reads like it was written by Jean Teasdale from the Onion

Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Sunday, 26 April 2026 18:55 (three weeks ago)

should have included an apology to Hubby Rick

Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Sunday, 26 April 2026 18:57 (three weeks ago)

lol

jaymc, Sunday, 26 April 2026 19:24 (three weeks ago)

He was also on Bluesky and appeared to mostly engage with posters I would consider normie lib politics nerds (e.g, Will Stancil and Kevin Kruse).

https://bsky.app/profile/mikesenters.bsky.social/post/3mkg4sjbwv22u

jaymc, Sunday, 26 April 2026 19:30 (three weeks ago)

we cant have stancil fans doing shootings its just not right

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 19:32 (three weeks ago)

also what a terrible plan trying to attack one of the most secure events there is if yr targets are just any admin official this is the worst possible place to try to get to them

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 19:37 (three weeks ago)

Wonder why I blocked Will Stancil, no idea who he is really, blocked him quite a while ago.

Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 April 2026 19:56 (three weeks ago)

he's really annoying

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 April 2026 20:00 (three weeks ago)

The biggest reason to block him, imho, is that he routinely gets obsessed with some argument or another, and soon your timeline will be completely consumed by endless posts of him fighting with every last rando who has a different opinion.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 26 April 2026 20:02 (three weeks ago)

yeah he's fine about half the time and the rest of the time he's wrong about something and spends a week spinning out and doubling down

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 26 April 2026 22:03 (three weeks ago)

hes widely dishonest and belligerent fool, and as mentioned is about the most annoying person

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 22:27 (three weeks ago)

what would be most astonishing about shooter dude being a false flag isn't so much the fact in itself, but the fact that maga insiders' conception of a radical shooter profile is "sensible due who thinks fascists should die w/ a manifesto that expresses boilerplate views on human dignity that only complete lizard people would disavow" ?? do you know what i mean

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 26 April 2026 22:54 (three weeks ago)

not that i'm inclined to think that but yknow the internet is gonna internet

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 26 April 2026 22:55 (three weeks ago)

its wild how much false flag talk there is online and the one person ive discussed it with in person brought it up as well, idk to what extent people really believe it or are more just expressing the sentiment that everything about trump n the boys is so full of shit and tbf who could really rule it out 100%

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 22:58 (three weeks ago)

Feel like if it was a false flag he would’ve said, “Maybe they really do need that ballroom …”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 26 April 2026 22:59 (three weeks ago)

M. Belanger
It’s really hard to blame the conspiracy theories that it was a false flag when the timing works out so well for this kind of foolishness:

‪Eric Columbus‬
✧@ericcolum✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 36m
DOJ writes counsel for plaintiff in the ballroom lawsuit demanding end to the suit:

“Put simply, your lawsuit puts the lives of the President, his family, and his staff at grave risk.”

Says DOJ will move to dismiss the suit in light of the WHCD unless plaintiff drops suit by 9am Monday.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:01 (three weeks ago)

if i were planning a false flag i wouldve have the shooter get a little closer to the big man, maybe kill an unpopular journalist

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:02 (three weeks ago)

also:

M. Belanger‬
✧@sethanik✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 1h
I don’t think it needs to be a false flag for them to take full & shameless advantage of it to push their agenda

Do I trust this administration to tell the truth, ever? No

Do I think they present the administration as if it were a Reality TV show? Yes

Crooks & grifters all the way down

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:02 (three weeks ago)

i do agree that you cant blame the conspiracists tho its just where were at

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:03 (three weeks ago)

otm. I also think it's just inherent to how fascism works, they constantly need to be scheming up enemies and attacks in order to justify ever more serious crackdowns, measures, etc. Some of it will be fabricated, other times it will just be amplifying the (completely understandable) opposition that naturally comes their way. So I think some amount of "ok calm down grandpa, you're just making stuff up now" is a completely valid response

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:05 (three weeks ago)

I don't think this shooting was staged, but a friend last night said he found it interesting that the 2020 loss figures way way way more heavily on Trump's mind than the attempted assassination in June 2025 -- you'd think he would've used it as a pretext for a Justice Dept purge, etc. But nope.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:06 (three weeks ago)

he talked about the shooting a lot for a while but no one cared, retiring it from the repertoire might have more to do with playing to the audience than his personal feelings, doesnt do a lot of outdoor appearances anymore

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:10 (three weeks ago)

yeah he also kept yammering about how God preserved him for a special mission and whatever

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:19 (three weeks ago)

The percentage of Americans who think Trump is lying about the assassination attempt is another data point you can put next to his overall dismal approval ratings. Harry Enten should start keeping track of whether it rises or falls as the midterms approach.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:24 (three weeks ago)

The fact that the entire MAGA ecosystem immediately went to "build the ballroom" after this makes it functionally indistinguishable from a false flag.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:48 (three weeks ago)

ah very interesting

Trump: “I am not a rapist. I didn’t rape anybody.

“I am not a paedophile.”

https://bsky.app/profile/socialistdogmom.bsky.social/post/3mkgqhpcl7k2l

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:49 (three weeks ago)

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Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:50 (three weeks ago)

gotta sign in if you want to see him say it

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:51 (three weeks ago)

it's from his 60 minutes interview tonight with nora o'donnell

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:52 (three weeks ago)

he seems pretty mad hes calling her a nasty lady

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:55 (three weeks ago)

Solid strategy when you are trying to downplay your history of rape.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:58 (three weeks ago)

Maybe he thinks she's Rosie O'Donnell.

nickn, Sunday, 26 April 2026 23:58 (three weeks ago)

ok just saw it lol it's CRAZY that she just read the manifesto to his face

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 27 April 2026 00:19 (two weeks ago)

how did bari let this happen

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 00:23 (two weeks ago)

Maybe she’ll go rogue and shoot him in his fucking face

Cow_Art, Monday, 27 April 2026 00:37 (two weeks ago)

“Oh you think he was talking about you?” Amazing

treeship., Monday, 27 April 2026 00:42 (two weeks ago)

Lmao look at which account the shooter gave the most likes to on Bluesky. We need to lock up the radical centrists as a precautionary measure. https://t.co/Coj7d4QGjI pic.twitter.com/TPHS8SZn3v

— barbarism critic (@barbarismcrit) April 26, 2026

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 27 April 2026 03:33 (two weeks ago)

When will Matt Yglesias finally and unequivocally denounce the Correspondents Dinner shooter?

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 27 April 2026 03:37 (two weeks ago)

I don't think this shooting was staged, but a friend last night said he found it interesting that the 2020 loss figures way way way more heavily on Trump's mind than the attempted assassination in June 2025 -- you'd think he would've used it as a pretext for a Justice Dept purge, etc. But nope.

― boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, April 26, 2026 6:06 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

my grandma's pretty ravaged by dementia right now and one thing that's kind of interesting about it is how you can almost pinpoint the exact moment when she became unable to form new memories. I think its possible Trump just doesn't remember it happening, makes more sense to me than him not bringing it up because he knows it's fake, I mean since when has he shied away from a big lie

frogbs, Monday, 27 April 2026 04:14 (two weeks ago)

The main evidence that the attempts weren’t staged is that Trump has blabbed about how great he was at staging them.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 10:26 (two weeks ago)

I fully admit that I think this was a false flag, literally nothing that has come out has moved me from this position

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Monday, 27 April 2026 12:05 (two weeks ago)

the statement is so sassy and clear that it does sound extremely like it was done with AI tbh

Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 April 2026 12:08 (two weeks ago)

So far I don't believe this was staged. But I do wonder about the morale and diligence of Trump's Secret Service detail. Would you be willing to take a bullet for that man?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Monday, 27 April 2026 12:33 (two weeks ago)

wld be funny if the admin kept throwing out false flags and no one cared until eventually in a desperate attempt for attention they just killed him

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 12:43 (two weeks ago)

for those who think it was a false flag, do you think the administration paid off Cole Allen to do it? it'd be one thing if they anonymously planted a bomb at the hotel, but how does it work when there is an actual guy who wrote a manifesto and was arrested? (I've gotta think that if it were a false flag, the manifesto would be written to make Allen sound like much more of an extremist and/or more of a partisan.)

jaymc, Monday, 27 April 2026 12:55 (two weeks ago)

So far I don't believe this was staged. But I do wonder about the morale and diligence of Trump's Secret Service detail. Would you be willing to take a bullet for that man?

I’m sure they’re vetted for how MAGA they are, competence is a lesser priority

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 12:57 (two weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/FbZpM1LG/jfk.jpg

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2026 12:58 (two weeks ago)

yeah it’s not a false flag. if it was the assassin would have been a purple-haired transmasc shrieking allegiance to Nancy Pelosi

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 13:00 (two weeks ago)

apparently the secret service have been a mess for years one can only assume how much worse theyve gotten under trump 2

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 13:02 (two weeks ago)

There is literally no one in this government competent enough to pull off a false flag attempt without it immediately being exposed.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 13:11 (two weeks ago)

The consensus on this side of the water was ‘someone missed. Again.’

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Monday, 27 April 2026 13:13 (two weeks ago)

I am actually somewhat open to conspiracies around Butler bc there is so little known about Thomas Crooks. but everything we know about Allen based on what has come out seems coherent: guy with liberal views who was morally outraged by Trump and felt like he had to take matters into his own hands because nobody else would.

jaymc, Monday, 27 April 2026 13:17 (two weeks ago)

I would by default assume it was a false flag, except that if it were, they would not have left him alive as a loose end.

epistantophus, Monday, 27 April 2026 13:27 (two weeks ago)

One amusing thing from Trump's post-shooting briefing was his contention that only the most consequential presidents are shot at. (He kind of danced around it, never quite saying those words--close.) There were two attempts on Ford: outside of the Nixon pardon, was there a less consequential post-war president?

clemenza, Monday, 27 April 2026 13:33 (two weeks ago)

xp yeah, cole allen doesn't even seem that extreme to be honest. his motives seemed straightforward.

treeship., Monday, 27 April 2026 13:46 (two weeks ago)

normie libs have been blood thirsty over trump for years and there are lot of guns laying around

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 13:49 (two weeks ago)

everyone assumes that an assassin from the left would be some anarchist but it being a liberal kinda makes more sense imho for one obviously there are so many more libs than antifas but also if youre a leftist there are ways to constructively engage with the politics and community you can do mutual aide you can surveil ice or w/e where liberalism has been stripped down to pure electoralism so people sitting around looking at the news getting frustrated with no outlet nothing to do

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 13:53 (two weeks ago)

Correspondents’ dinner lacked highest security level despite presence of top officials
The White House correspondents’ dinner, attended by the president and several Cabinet members, was not given top security status that would have unlocked the full weight of federal resources.

https://wapo.st/4ubLzdN (gift link)

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Monday, 27 April 2026 13:55 (two weeks ago)

w/e where liberalism has been stripped down to pure electoralism so people sitting around looking at the news getting frustrated with no outlet nothing to do

what you can do is watch Nicole Wallace on MSNOW and comment furiously on Bluesky.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:00 (two weeks ago)

aren't we glad this thread has the title it's got?

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:04 (two weeks ago)

yet more false flag evidence

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 14:06 (two weeks ago)

Since we have the power of prophecy, we should call the May thread "Sorry You Died of Plague, Sir"

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:12 (two weeks ago)

I may have missed this, but why did he exclude Patel from his list?

epistantophus, Monday, 27 April 2026 14:13 (two weeks ago)

I mean… I have a friend who spends an inordinate amount of time pondering what they would do and how they would do it given the right circumstances but this friend has dependents and a limit to how much they are willing to sacrifice but boy they sure do think about it a lot.

Cow_Art, Monday, 27 April 2026 14:14 (two weeks ago)

New shell casings from the alleged shooter released by kash patel.... pic.twitter.com/H49DIrYOVK

— Covie (@covie_93) April 26, 2026

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:15 (two weeks ago)

I may have missed this, but why did he exclude Patel from his list?

― epistantophus, Monday, April 27, 2026 10:13 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

doesnt seem like anyone knows

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 14:19 (two weeks ago)

He had to throw in one crazy thing. It's a manifesto after all.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:21 (two weeks ago)

Patel is too ridiculous and will fall by his own hand soon enough.

livin la vida yoko (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:40 (two weeks ago)

Also harder to hit a small target

livin la vida yoko (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:41 (two weeks ago)

It cracks me up that he called him "Mr. Patel." Manages to be both weirdly respectful and also somehow diminutive. Like, "but not that lil guy, he has enough problems."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:42 (two weeks ago)

what you can do is watch Nicole Wallace on MSNOW and comment furiously on Bluesky.

a site where a frequent topic of conversation is speculating that Maybe It Will Happen Today and fantasizing about the celebrations in the street when It Happens.

(not saying Bluesky or its users are responsible for the shooting in any way, but it is not surprising that a certain kind of person might read stuff like that and think he could make It Happen.)

jaymc, Monday, 27 April 2026 14:42 (two weeks ago)

Maybe It Will Happen Today and fantasizing about the celebrations in the street when It Happens.

tbh I fantasize about this every day, it's gonna be great

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:50 (two weeks ago)

yeah, the swearing in of JD Vance! Can't wait.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:52 (two weeks ago)

xp yeah I have been wondering whether I should move the good bubby from the pantry to the fridge just in case

jaymc, Monday, 27 April 2026 14:53 (two weeks ago)

xpost you have to take joy in the little moments in life

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:59 (two weeks ago)

otm I will be partying like it's 1999

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 27 April 2026 14:59 (two weeks ago)

re the shooter being influenced by bluesky if you look at his number of interactions he was barely on there

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:02 (two weeks ago)

More likely radicalized by Pod Save America

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:07 (two weeks ago)

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:08 (two weeks ago)

Most effective centrist

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:14 (two weeks ago)

and radicalized by Will Stancil

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:17 (two weeks ago)

"Moderates are the real crazies" is a very ilx take and I for one am happy for you all.

Screw the false flag narratives, I suspect an ilx psyop.

livin la vida yoko (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:22 (two weeks ago)

I have more than one time when I watched way more TV have said after a Morning Joe episode, "That's it, I'm ready to take out some motherfuckers."

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:24 (two weeks ago)

wanting to kill the president isnt crazy its normal

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:25 (two weeks ago)

re the shooter being influenced by bluesky if you look at his number of interactions he was barely on there

I dunno about that. In the week before the incident (Saturday to Friday), he posted or reposted 24 times. Not a super user, but he was on the site daily.

jaymc, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:30 (two weeks ago)

watching Death By Lightning taught me that a president can be assassinated for far less

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:30 (two weeks ago)

Death By Lightning also makes a good case that the person most likely to accomplish something like an assassination is more likely to be driven by serious mental illness than a well-reasoned argument. Not really surprising this guy didn't even get past security.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:35 (two weeks ago)

I have friends where if I try and see something they posted a couple days ago, I have to scroll back through HUNDREDS of posts/reposts. A couple dozen in one week is much closer to not using social media at all.

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:38 (two weeks ago)

closer than a full timer but still there

hi!

maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:40 (two weeks ago)

It's really kinda impressive how many assassination attempts *we know of*.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:47 (two weeks ago)

Remember, only one needs to succeed.

Poke enough times, and the holes in the Swiss cheese may line up correctly.

livin la vida yoko (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:53 (two weeks ago)

people seem to not like trump that much for whatever reason

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:54 (two weeks ago)

which I don't understand!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:55 (two weeks ago)

no accounting for taste

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:56 (two weeks ago)

Remember, only one needs to succeed.

Poke enough times, and the holes in the Swiss cheese may line up correctly.

also Trump flies so much we gotta hit jackpot some time

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 15:57 (two weeks ago)

bet you could take down af1 with some sort of drone swarm attacking the engines

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:58 (two weeks ago)

to be clear i do not support attempting to assassinate the president, billionaires are a much better use of ones resources imho

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 15:59 (two weeks ago)

But what if the president is a billionaire?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:09 (two weeks ago)

bet you could take down af1 with some sort of drone swarm attacking the engines

strategic goose release

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:10 (two weeks ago)

take down af1

For a second I read this as Alf ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:10 (two weeks ago)

either the band or animal will work

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:10 (two weeks ago)

xp

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:10 (two weeks ago)

i would never take down alf he is my friend

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:11 (two weeks ago)

He ate my cat, fuck him.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:11 (two weeks ago)

But what if the president is a billionaire?

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, April 27, 2026 12:09 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

its just too difficult to kill the president is how i break it down

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:11 (two weeks ago)

Not that I care at all about what Trump thinks or feels, or if he thinks or feels anything, but one might assume repeat assassination attempts would weigh on him after a while.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:12 (two weeks ago)

he is trying to build a ballroom so he never has to leave the white house

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:14 (two weeks ago)

It's going to be like one of those free range monkey house enclosures at the zoo.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:17 (two weeks ago)

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0d/40/45/a6/monkey-exhibit-monkey.jpg

"Mommy is this one the president?"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:19 (two weeks ago)

Pretty sure he's "building" the ballroom as a means to collect bribes.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:33 (two weeks ago)

no he obviously really wants and loves the ballroom, shd also be noted that its mostly a bunker for hiding in that has a ballroom on top

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:35 (two weeks ago)

Yeah taking out a coked out welfare queen like Musk Thiel Karp etc would probably be easier and send a very important message to all the folks who think the problem is just Trump and everything goes back to normal when he’s gone

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:46 (two weeks ago)

Musk's fortune might be distributed between his 280 children, so there'd at least be some dilution.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:50 (two weeks ago)

I have the suspicion Trump will hide out in the bunker under the ballroom long after his term is supposed to be over, Bad Ronald-style

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Ronald?wprov=sfti1

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:53 (two weeks ago)

I suspect the billionaires have better security than even the President

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:54 (two weeks ago)

Meanwhile House Dem leader Hakeem Jeffries and the lobbyists he consults with believe people can only handle one message--

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Sunday said Democrats will not focus on impeaching President Trump if they regain a majority in the lower chamber after midterm elections.

When asked if impeachment was a top priority, Jeffries said “of course not” during an appearance on “Fox News Sunday.” “I’ve made clear from the very beginning that our top priority is going to be to drive down the high cost of living,” the House minority leader added.

“We believe in this country, you work hard, you play by the rules. You should be able to live an affordable life, a comfortable life, in fact, to live the good life, and that means a good paying job and good housing, good health care, good education for your children, and when it’s all said and done, a good retirement,” he added.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5849707-democrats-decline-trump-impeachment/amp/

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 April 2026 17:04 (two weeks ago)

Kirk Bangstad, owner of the Minocqua Brewing Company and founder of a political action committee supporting progressive politics, said Saturday in a post from his brewing company's Facebook account, "Well, we almost got #freebeerday. Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle."

"We’ll never know. Regardless, we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens," the post read, referring to a promotional campaign Bangstad created to hand out free beer when Trump dies.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 17:08 (two weeks ago)

if it was a good enough message for Bill Clinton in 1992 you might as well keep running on it 35 years later

xp

symsymsym, Monday, 27 April 2026 17:09 (two weeks ago)

Dems don't want to impeach Trump for strategic reasons... better to have a weak lame duck and then run against Vance in '28.. they don't want Vance as an incumbent

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 27 April 2026 17:22 (two weeks ago)

I suspect the billionaires have better security than even the President

― The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, April 27, 2026 12:54 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

def not the secret service has all sorts of powers that private security doesnt they can close roads search areas access all sort of government data, prob more importantly tho just their protocols or whatever are way more strict the president is driven around in a car thats basically a tank theres advance scouting of all locations, meanwhile musk is photographed driving himself around in a cybertruck and hes about the most high profile of these guys less famous ones are basically walking around like normal citizens maybe a couple body guards with them

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 17:23 (two weeks ago)

x-post - the "weak lame duck" is still doing lots of damage as the current Republican Congress is letting him do whatever he wants but I understand the argument that if Dems get control of the House that they are fine with continuing to just run on an anti-Trump approach

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 April 2026 17:43 (two weeks ago)

Not enough votes in the Senate to remove Trump, so an impeachment in the House would be symbolic at most. Lots of voters would just find it annoying.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 17:46 (two weeks ago)

I agree impeachment will do nothing besides give Trump more to whine about, that said I think Dems need to be talking very strongly about going after these guys for crimes committed in office and how none of them will be immune, if there's going to be any semblance of America returning to a functional country all of these people need to be put in jail

frogbs, Monday, 27 April 2026 17:51 (two weeks ago)

to his district: impeach that fucker hakeem jeffries, who thinks we can handle only handle one idea at a time

to anyone: impeach because it is the obviously correct act AND obviously correct path

to reps: unless there is a _necessary_ trap, you must take either of those above, or be called (correctly) false, faint, unserious, and reprehensible

which does sound like what a drunk idiot would say, and i admit to only one of the two

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Monday, 27 April 2026 18:22 (two weeks ago)

crazy how the dems always find the perfect strategy to do nothing

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 18:27 (two weeks ago)

Kirk Bangstad, owner of the Minocqua Brewing Company

From everything I've heard locally this guy sucks, fyi (despite being anti-Trump).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 27 April 2026 18:28 (two weeks ago)

the idea of not impeaching for some kind of strategic reason is insane.

treeship., Monday, 27 April 2026 18:34 (two weeks ago)

yeah they just dont want to because they believe strongly in elite impunity, for obvious reasons, last time they impeached him they did the most quarter ass job because no one up there wants to start digging into the financial crimes of the ruling class

now if you wanted to make impeachment worthwhile despite not having votes to convict you would spend months getting every d list trump toady under oath and just squeeze the hell out of them leave no stone unturned treat it like a real life investigation

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 18:39 (two weeks ago)

Impeachment has always been a nearly useless stopgap tool and the men who designed the constitution knew it at the time. The English Civil War taught them the dangers of having no mechanism to legally remove the head of state, but they had no trust in giving such power to Congress, so they invented a mechanism that appears to put a check on the executive, but it's so weak it requires the combined will of almost all of Congress to have any effect at all.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 27 April 2026 18:44 (two weeks ago)

even if they were successful at impeachment, they would then have Vance and (most likely) Trump still calling the shots from Mar-a-Lagoo

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 27 April 2026 18:55 (two weeks ago)

if they impeached trump it would be hugely good a giant W for america for the big criminal to get whats coming

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 18:56 (two weeks ago)

convicted whatever you call it

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 18:57 (two weeks ago)

not to mention it would make people like the dems which would be a giant accomplishment for them

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 18:57 (two weeks ago)

They should impeach Trump monthly. Yes, a conviction would be impossible but you can fuck with him non-stop and maybe finish the job of all those McDonald’s quarter pounders.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 27 April 2026 18:59 (two weeks ago)

they can also just impeach him once and drag it out forever investigating his endless crimes

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:01 (two weeks ago)

their best chance at conviction was immediately after January 6 before the shock had worn off and the Repubs could coordinate their story

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 April 2026 19:01 (two weeks ago)

They should just post an impeachment notice on the door to the oval office that says he has 24 hours to vacate the building.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:02 (two weeks ago)

I'm not really a fan of impeachment, but I think Jeffries' real problem is that he turns it into a false binary of either doing impeachment or focusing on kitchen table items. I'd be much happier if he said they weren't planning to do impeachment but here's a list of a dozen other items they will be pursuing specifically to fuck with Trump and the administration. They would have so many tools at their disposal that can block a lot of what's been happening, retreating to just "affordability" falls far short of that.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 27 April 2026 19:09 (two weeks ago)

it would be cool to impeach him for one of his big and obvious crimes

z_tbd, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:24 (two weeks ago)

I have some hope that the war insider trading/betting will be the undoing of this administration, and I know I'm delusional

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:26 (two weeks ago)

or something that involves jared, that would be good

z_tbd, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:27 (two weeks ago)

xp was about to say the same, andy! wondering how provable it is. but jfc, it is so obvious that u.s. military policy is heavily intertwined with a small number of people who keep making magical betting decisions on world events

z_tbd, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:29 (two weeks ago)

or how about Congress do the things that they should be good at such as halting tariffs, forcing legally mandated appropriations to happen as designed, blocking Trump nominees, holding investigations of widespread wrongdoing in the various committees they will run, etc.?

xp

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 27 April 2026 19:30 (two weeks ago)

I'm not really a fan of impeachment, but I think Jeffries' real problem is that he turns it into a false binary of either doing impeachment or focusing on kitchen table items. I'd be much happier if he said they weren't planning to do impeachment but here's a list of a dozen other items they will be pursuing specifically to fuck with Trump and the administration. They would have so many tools at their disposal that can block a lot of what's been happening, retreating to just "affordability" falls far short of that.

It would also be nice for him to acknowledge that Trump *deserves* to be impeached, but that he is making a strategic choice not to prioritize it given the political realities, i.e., the unlikelihood that 67 senators would vote to convict him. Instead, he comes off as dismissive of the idea that Trump has done anything that rises to the level of impeachment, or that there is anything to hold him accountable for at all.

jaymc, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:39 (two weeks ago)

I'm pretty sure Jeffries's real problem is that he's a coward lying stooge who takes bribes from billionaires and AIPAC and is more interested in his career/personal enrichment than helping a single goddamn working person

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:47 (two weeks ago)

But maybe if he had better messaging!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 27 April 2026 19:47 (two weeks ago)

just one more focus group, pretty please

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 27 April 2026 19:48 (two weeks ago)

hey well um if anyone here wants to make a positive change in the world, Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo's truck got sick and they need it for work and this, at least, is something we can fix

https://gofund.me/923675879

(sorry for busting in here, just it's livelier than the thread they brought it up in)

papermint violetter (cat), Monday, 27 April 2026 19:49 (two weeks ago)

cosign, I donated

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 27 April 2026 19:56 (two weeks ago)

💙

papermint violetter (cat), Monday, 27 April 2026 20:00 (two weeks ago)

oh no, the trumps want ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel, his goose is cooked this time

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 27 April 2026 20:11 (two weeks ago)

One good thing from the cancelled Correspondents Dinner- Since the incident happened during the salad course people were wondering what happened to the fancy steaks and Maine lobster that were going to be the main course. Washingtonian reports that : the hotel gave the steak and lobster “ to 2 shelters for abused women and children.” Remaining produce items were composted and will be sent to farms for agricultural use.

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 April 2026 22:39 (two weeks ago)

I would've accepted one of those steaks.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2026 22:42 (two weeks ago)

The uneaten food was the main thing I thought about that night. Glad it wasn't trashed.

scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Monday, 27 April 2026 22:54 (two weeks ago)

So the food was saved, good; but what about the unused comedic zings?

What of the lost opportunities for the press corps to exhibit camaraderie and hobnob socially with those they cover?

The gentle ribbing? The roasting? The cukture war dog whistles? The sly winks at the criminality and corruption of the political class?

Won't someone please think of the dog whistles?

livin la vida yoko (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 April 2026 23:00 (two weeks ago)

The wine and bubbly were accounted for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUZunbA3mUw

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 27 April 2026 23:01 (two weeks ago)

Obama's roast is what got us here in the first place

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 27 April 2026 23:10 (two weeks ago)

Marie Gluesenkamp Perez thinks cops shouldn't pay income tax, and is preparing a bill to that effect. Please tell me someone is primarying her.

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 27 April 2026 23:37 (two weeks ago)

Turning cops into Sovereign Citizens. What could go wrong.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 23:38 (two weeks ago)

Clark County is where all the Portland cops who don’t want to pay property tax live, north across the river.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 00:17 (two weeks ago)

The Ballotpedia entry for that primary is here https://ballotpedia.org/Washington%27s_3rd_Congressional_District_election,_2026

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 00:20 (two weeks ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mkjfttzmkh2d

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 01:27 (two weeks ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/us/politics/sergey-brin-gg-soto-trump-california-billionaire-tax.html?smid=url-share

Amazing how the lib tech billionaires of the 00s keep discovering new ways of viewing the world.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 03:19 (two weeks ago)

i would never take down alf he is my friend

― lag∞n, Monday, April 27, 2026 5:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

He ate my cat, fuck him.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, April 27, 2026 5:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

given how bluesky feels about Alf they would never take him down

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 07:45 (two weeks ago)

IDK who this is and whether it works as a theory, handing it over -

https://bsky.app/profile/cfohunny.bsky.social/post/3mkjkysk74s2u

Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 10:44 (two weeks ago)

Jesus. Kind of makes sense. But the prediction Leavitt made is that there would be "shots fired" from the President meaning his jokes. . . I dunno. But the brother warning police 48 hours ahead of time, if true, is wild

a (waterface), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 12:12 (two weeks ago)

his brother apparently called New London, Connecticut police *after* the shooting

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 12:38 (two weeks ago)

sorry, source: https://ctmirror.org/2026/04/26/trump-dc-shooting-suspects-family-warned-police-in-connecticut/

and the article doesn’t say if the letter he got from
his brother specifically said something about targeting the WHC dinner

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 12:40 (two weeks ago)

Chuckling at the thought of bro dialing verrrry slowly 9, 1... wait...

I'm reminded Juan Pujol García waiting to warn the Germans about D-Day until it was a smidgen too late, with a message like "hey guys I've been trying to call you and you didn't pick up."

kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:00 (two weeks ago)

my understanding is the brother warned the police that he thought the shooter was going to do something but he didnt know what he was going to do

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:04 (two weeks ago)

guys can we avoid going down the false flag conspiracy theory routes, it's ridiculous

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:11 (two weeks ago)

you're right, these insinuations against the trump administration will not stand, have some respect, people!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:15 (two weeks ago)

You guys, Donald Trump is president, okay? He would never do something like this. Get a grip!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:28 (two weeks ago)

dial 9-1, and when I give you signal, dial 1 again.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:30 (two weeks ago)

it's their own endless bullshit that invites conspiracy theories, they've proven to be completely untrustworthy in everything they do, so why not make up some wild explanations? they aren't any less real than what we are told every day

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:34 (two weeks ago)

I guess after the Onion bought Infowars all the conspiracy loonies came to ilxor.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:36 (two weeks ago)

It's easier for me to believe that cops/secret service are morons than to believe that these morons could pull off a false flag thingy.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:37 (two weeks ago)

i think it’s poetic justice to see the conspiracy theory chickens come home to roost and turn against maga.

epistantophus, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:05 (two weeks ago)

At a certain point, failing to acknowledge the treachery and deception happening right in front of your face makes you the loonie. Someday sociologists will study the persistent notion that the regime was "incompetent" while Iranian school children were massacred and Trump's net worth inflated by the billions

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:24 (two weeks ago)

i'm not even particularly invested in either scenario being true, but the idea that it would even be remotely difficult to pull off a fake shooting, or that any of them would care at all or have the capacity to feel embarrassed if word got out about it being staged, is just weird to me! there's literally zero risk for them because even smoking gun leaked texts would immediately be framed as "fake news"

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:29 (two weeks ago)

Yeah, there's no question about those things. They are right there in front of our faces. The false flag stuff is for brainworm people and I think those who participate in it sincerely are playing into one's humanity's worst traits.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:31 (two weeks ago)

xpost

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:32 (two weeks ago)

Pushing false flag theories has propaganda value, though. You're saying to the administration, "Fuck you, I don't believe anything you say." And that wrong-foots them. Not to a huge degree, but if it happens every time, no matter what - "Today is Donald Trump's birthday!" "Fuck you, I don't believe anything you say." - it creates a dynamic of hostility and opposition that may yield benefits, and in any case is fun.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:38 (two weeks ago)

Yeah, and it's twice as fun every time school kids get murdered.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:42 (two weeks ago)

lol what?

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:50 (two weeks ago)

I don’t think it was staged, but I think it’s funny and a form of justice for people to think it was. Trying to think of any assassination attempt in US history that’s been treated with such blasé scorn by so many people. Nobody but the base believes Trump about anything or cares if people sort-of-try to kill him.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:51 (two weeks ago)

^^^^^

a (waterface), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 14:54 (two weeks ago)

X-post - Amazing how the lib tech billionaires of the 00s keep discovering new ways of viewing the world

Of course the Ca Governor Newsom also is friends with Google billionaire Brin & shares his view that billionaires taxes are bad

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 15:16 (two weeks ago)

I don’t think it was staged, but I think it’s funny and a form of justice for people to think it was. Trying to think of any assassination attempt in US history that’s been treated with such blasé scorn by so many people. Nobody but the base believes Trump about anything or cares if people sort-of-try to kill him.

Exactly. And every time something like this happens, "the base" gets a little smaller. People peel off, and shut up, because it's embarrassing to be in this worthless loser's fan club.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 15:17 (two weeks ago)

https://www.lawdork.com/p/doj-ballroom-filing-blanche-woodward-mccotter

this is kinda wild. i mean, we all know trump is running the doj. but usually it doesn't seem like trump himself is dictating the legal documents. but, uh, regarding the ballroom, these are the first words of a motion filed by doj yesterday:

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is
FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic
Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United
States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission
and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and
hurt many others.

it goes on like that for many pages

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.287645/gov.uscourts.dcd.287645.79.0.pdf

z_tbd, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 15:25 (two weeks ago)

while trump is doing the legal work himself for doj, i hope he can finally go after the u.s. chamber of commerce, which many people believe is a governmental agency, which it is NOT, because their name is FAKE

z_tbd, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 15:26 (two weeks ago)

haha yeah talk about the swamp

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 15:41 (two weeks ago)

wait so ... did this guy even fire his gun the other night? the affidavit doesn't claim he did. seeing murmurs that the agent who was shot was shot by another agent.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 16:17 (two weeks ago)

i have heard that too

a (waterface), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 16:43 (two weeks ago)

do we know for certain that he had a gun with him?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 16:44 (two weeks ago)

answering my own question, according to the DOJ affidavit at least, he had a shotgun and pistol

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 16:47 (two weeks ago)

yeah this is the relevant part of the affidavit:

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jaymc, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 16:49 (two weeks ago)

point 14 is kind of odd. i guess he was so startled by the gunfire that he fell to the ground and hurt himself a bit, even though he wasn't shot?

z_tbd, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 16:54 (two weeks ago)

"heard a loud gunshot" is vague, it doesn't directly say he actually fired the shot. Also, the officer fired at him multiple times and didn't hit him? Doesn't seem like a shining moment for anyone here, although objectively it's good nobody including bystanders got hit.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 17:03 (two weeks ago)

apparently he chose the shotgun specifically to minimize bystander injuries

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 17:08 (two weeks ago)

I don’t think it was staged, but I think it’s funny and a form of justice for people to think it was.

I like it to the Vance couch phenomenon. Yes it was made up, but it's out there now and it's fun to make him deny it.

kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 17:16 (two weeks ago)

The culture’s first reaction to everything all the time being “It was staged” (from Sandy Hook to “Pallywood” etc)—is definitely a symptom of the breakdown of trust, but jesus do we have to act like those scumbags?

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 17:23 (two weeks ago)

only reason I think it's a false flag is because it's already been established that Trump has lizard skin and that any damage done to him would just regenerate like his ear did

frogbs, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 17:24 (two weeks ago)

‪Better Things Are Possible‬
✧@internethi✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 17m
Trump put this into overdrive but things were already heading that way for years. More and more topics falling outside the realm of anything approaching consensus. A media ecosystem of for-profit liars, all in an arms race with each other. How are you ever supposed to know what's true

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 17:34 (two weeks ago)

https://www.ms.now/news/three-days-after-correspondents-dinner-fbi-still-unsure-who-shot-officer-outside-ballroom

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 17:52 (two weeks ago)

do we have to act like those scumbags?

If you’re not playing by the current rules, you have forfeited the game.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:00 (two weeks ago)

wait what

The suspect in the incident has reportedly been identified as 30-year-old Cole Allen from Torrance, California. A former assistant to Micky Dolenz, he previously worked within the artist’s music and entertainment circle before stepping away from the industry.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:15 (two weeks ago)


US tells embassies to deny visas to applicants who say they fear return to home country
Directive claims that new process is due to ‘the high number of aliens claiming asylum’ in the US

Applicants seeking a temporary visa to the United States must now tell a consular officer that they have not experienced harm and do not fear returning to their home country, according to new guidance issued from the state department. If they answer yes or decline to respond to either question, the chance they will be denied will skyrocket.

The Guardian obtained a state department cable which instructs officers at every US embassy and consulate globally to amend their process and ask applicants to affirm they do not fear mistreatment if they return home as a prerequisite for the interview to continue.

The two new questions are: “Have you experienced harm or mistreatment in your country of nationality or last habitual residence?” and “Do you fear harm or mistreatment in returning to your country of nationality?”

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
but if you have experienced harm or mistreatment
in your country of nationality or
last habitual residence, then fuck off
that's your problem, i got mine"

z_tbd, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:16 (two weeks ago)

If you’re not playing by the current rules, you have forfeited the game.

― wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, April 28, 2026 2:00 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is like saying we shouldn't get vaccines because the other side stopped getting them.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:20 (two weeks ago)

First would-be assassin in American history who has definitely accused someone of being a Bernie Bro and Russian asset.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:21 (two weeks ago)

wait what

The suspect in the incident has reportedly been identified as 30-year-old Cole Allen from Torrance, California. A former assistant to Micky Dolenz, he previously worked within the artist’s music and entertainment circle before stepping away from the industry.

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, April 28, 2026 1:15 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I can't find this anywhere other than the Facebook page "Soft Rock Sunsets," which posts AI slop about Micky Dolenz.

jaymc, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:31 (two weeks ago)

that was the source, yes, thanks for that

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:38 (two weeks ago)

(seen on bluesky tho)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:39 (two weeks ago)

This is like saying we shouldn't get vaccines because the other side stopped getting them.

No, it's not like that at all.

It's like Democrats being called upon to "condemn violence" and "tone down their heated rhetoric" when Republicans never do either of those things. They have changed the rules of the game of politics, and you either play by the new rules or you lose and lose and lose again. Thank fuck (some) Democrats finally recognized that the rules regarding gerrymandering of districts had changed, and began playing by the new rules. Now they need to recognize that the rules regarding many other things have changed, and play the game accordingly.

One thing I have noticed Graham Platner saying a lot lately, in interviews and at campaign stops, is that being a US Senator comes with a lot of power, and that if elected, he plans to use all the powers available to him. This is a good thing. This is how a winner talks.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 18:54 (two weeks ago)

I think you are misguided. Joining in with brainworm activity is not playing the game by new rules--it's pooping your own pants.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:03 (two weeks ago)

Keyes, you oppose Democratic attempts to legally gerrymander districts?

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:05 (two weeks ago)

I'm not giving you a back hand here, I'm trying to understand your opposition.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:05 (two weeks ago)

That's not even in the same universe to what I'm talking about. Unperson is saying that we should be calling the assassination attempt a false flag because those are the rules now.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:07 (two weeks ago)

Unperson is saying that we should be calling the assassination attempt a false flag because those are the rules now.

The rules (as they have existed at least since the era of Karl Rove, so 25+ years) are that you attack your enemy on every front, all the time, including their perceived strengths. Right-wingers are susceptible to conspiracy thinking, so you exacerbate their paranoia and distrust because it might help weaken their bond to their god-king. Also, it makes the administration look like assholes if the story they're telling is not accepted by the majority of the public. It's a weapon. Pick it up and use it. Why wouldn't you? Because not doing so makes you the better person? OK, you're the better person. Congratulations on losing to the worse person.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:11 (two weeks ago)

nobody is winning anything by inventing pathetic fantasies about donald trump

you want to fight them with lies and false propaganda? i'm not sure that's a battle that the good side wins

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:24 (two weeks ago)

thank you

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:24 (two weeks ago)

i get that it's entertaining to think about but leave it there

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:25 (two weeks ago)

(I voted to gerrymander Virginia, BTW)

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:26 (two weeks ago)

like Unperson I def want the opposition party to act like one and fight dirty, but I think leaning into the conspiracy stuff as a counter-weapon is a different thing altogether and should be avoided/discouraged.

and yes Tracer otm, most people are just treating it as a joke

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:27 (two weeks ago)

That's not even in the same universe to what I'm talking about. Unperson is saying that we should be calling the assassination attempt a false flag because those are the rules now.

― The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, April 28, 2026 3:07 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hold on. You're saying it wasn't a false flag? Woah.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:28 (two weeks ago)

leaning into the conspiracy stuff as a counter-weapon is a different thing altogether and should be avoided/discouraged

I don't necessarily think elected officials should take this tack. It should probably be left to shitposters. That said, I think maybe elected Democrats should just, when asked about rhetorical tone and/or condemning violence, say, "I have no plans to assassinate Donald Trump," and smile directly into the camera like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:31 (two weeks ago)

lol

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:37 (two weeks ago)

You don't have to believe it's a false flag to embrace the idea that nothing any of the people involved with it have said is trustworthy. Maybe it's staged, maybe not, who knows? It doesn't really matter because they immediately turned it into a propaganda event to sell a $400M ballroom. The idea that we should all take it very seriously when the actual targets can't be bothered is laughable.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 19:43 (two weeks ago)

yup

a (waterface), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:09 (two weeks ago)

most people are just treating it as a joke

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, April 28, 2026 3:27 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

a funny flag

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:47 (two weeks ago)

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m4vee7k6yhxwn3dru6vxs53q/bafkreigkod47hy3xt636zhy2d3wvxygcc4qyxvfavic2o5wzvg3wkdkhjq

he got less popular after the attempt, people disappointed in him for not dying

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:49 (two weeks ago)

in all seriousness its crazy to not get a sympathy bump, people are really just not caring about this shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:51 (two weeks ago)

"he can't do ANYTHING right!"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:51 (two weeks ago)

xp

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:51 (two weeks ago)

When someone tries to kill him, it reminds people that he's still President.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:53 (two weeks ago)

It's cold comfort, man. The fact that there was ever a point, but especially as late as April 2025, when more approved than disapproved, is deeply discouraging. What is even going on in this country

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:54 (two weeks ago)

lord only knows

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:54 (two weeks ago)

the NYT interview w/Trump voters going around today is pretty sobering too

a (waterface), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:55 (two weeks ago)

They should go interview people in a diner, has anybody thought to do that yet?

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:56 (two weeks ago)

Anybody who voted for Trump needs to do hard labor in a reeducation camp for at least a decade before I'll be willing to read any of their thoughts on any topic

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:59 (two weeks ago)

Some real brainiacs

Are there things that have gone well or decisions he’s made that you do think are good?

He did initiate the ending of the penny, silly as that is. And he initiated getting us out of the World Health Organization and the Paris climate agreement. Two positive things, I guess, if you really look at it on the whole. I mean, that was accounting for a lot of our budget money.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 20:59 (two weeks ago)

in all seriousness its crazy to not get a sympathy bump, people are really just not caring about this shit

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 3:51 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

feel like people on both sides want him dead at this point

frogbs, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:01 (two weeks ago)

maybe the country can form a mob and storm the ballroom

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:03 (two weeks ago)

Destroying Businesses Was His Art, His Death Will Be His Masterpiece

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:07 (two weeks ago)

Why wouldn't you? Because not doing so makes you the better person? OK, you're the better person. Congratulations on losing to the worse person.

― wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, April 28, 2026 3:11 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

my uncle told me almost the exact same thing when he tried to teach 9-year-old me that if I got into a fight on the playground it was, in fact, ok to kick my opponent in the balls

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:22 (two weeks ago)

And he was right.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:25 (two weeks ago)

Kicking your opponent in the balls is only good if it’s effective.

“Do what they do” only works if they don’t own the entire media sphere, have trillions of dollars in evil billionaire money on their side and a base that already exists on a plane separate from our shared reality.

This is just a dumber variation on why it’s traditionally very effective to call Democrats hypocrites and soft little losers who love crime and losing wars but doing the same to Republicans (backed up with citations and footnotes, of course) has zero impact.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:39 (two weeks ago)

god, if i had a time machine with only one use, one single moment to return back to time to, i would go back to 3rd grade and kick someone in the balls. someone worse than me. then, i guess i’d love out the following 30+ years again, in a different way. would probably avoid a couple of those relationships, lol! but when i finally made it to my deathbed i could die easily, peacefully, knowing that i had taken care of business

z_tbd, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:39 (two weeks ago)

Would you kick baby Hitler in the balls?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:45 (two weeks ago)

where i’m from, regarding time travel you only kick children in the balls if you personally had a chance to do it earlier on your current timeline

z_tbd, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:47 (two weeks ago)

Would you kick baby Hitler in the balls?

Fixed

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:50 (two weeks ago)

Checkmate, liberals.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 21:52 (two weeks ago)

I’m 52 and kicking kids in the balls all the time what’s the problem

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 22:41 (two weeks ago)

Used to a child could kick balls in the street

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 22:49 (two weeks ago)

After illegally tearing down the East Wing he told us that donors were going to pay for the grotesque ballroom to replace it (almost certainly through bribes) and that it wouldn't cost us taxpayers a dollar

But I guess that's in the past. Now they want to pass a bill to ensure that we are going to have to pay for it

Dan S, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 23:29 (two weeks ago)

health insurance would be cool, but I think the ballroom is probably the most pressing thing facing americans, what keeps us up at night

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 23:35 (two weeks ago)

this indictment against Comey is cuckoo bananas

this will go nowhere

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 23:52 (two weeks ago)

agree

Dan S, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:10 (two weeks ago)

a photo of seashells on a beach? gimme a break

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:12 (two weeks ago)

the purpose of the ballroom is to make it the man cave secret hideout of future trumps, a place with 7 inches of bulletproof glass, drone proof, where you can monitor the social media and the tv all day, where no one can get to you. basically, trump is surrounded by these rich people who actually do this shit (peter thiel etc) with their money and live in post-capitalist high-security fortress zones where money doesn’t matter. trump wants one and making it and underground bunker is genius and a great place for him to kill himself in his last days if he decides to go out on top, he would be compared to the greatest surely

z_tbd, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:17 (two weeks ago)

That's where they're gonna install his miracle med-bed so he can live to 150.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:21 (two weeks ago)

sir it is better to burn out than to fade away, like lincoln

z_tbd, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:22 (two weeks ago)

there's no limit to the pettiness

https://time.com/article/2026/04/28/fcc-review-abc-broadcast-licenses-kimmel-trump-disney/

StanM, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:30 (two weeks ago)

ABC has to fight it, surely. I don't have much faith in Disney's integrity, but it doesn't get much more core freedom of the press than the government literally trying to shut down the press. (And at a basic level, this is corporate survival stuff. None of these companies can operate for long in that kind of regime.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:47 (two weeks ago)

or it’ll be sold to a friendly oligarch like CBS

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 01:57 (two weeks ago)

They better fight it. If they don’t, they’ll rightly be seen as state tv.

z_tbd, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 02:49 (two weeks ago)

it would be foolish not to push back on this historically unpopular person who got us into a war even his hardcore fans hate

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 02:54 (two weeks ago)

The thing literally goes Congress shall make no law respecting ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press

Why does no one ever pull up him or Leavitt on this? Hammer it home. Yes yes I know its because they'll get called awful or nasty and then kicked out of the room but maybe thats good too maybe there should be no one in that fucking press pool, let him blather to a switched-off camera in an empty room.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 03:57 (two weeks ago)

this admin took a pretty big L going after Kimmel the last time

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 03:59 (two weeks ago)

Kid rock rode in an Apache Helicopter with Hegseth and a pilot and then later Kid Rock spoke to Pentagon employees about Iran and the Strait of Hormuz. Tax dollars at work in addition to all the ones spent on the war plus inspirational speakers

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 05:03 (two weeks ago)

A top Pentagon official just testified to Congress that the war against Iran has cost $25 billion so far, and that the Trump administration will be asking for additional war funding.

An independent estimate calculates that the war has cost over $65 billion already.

From More Perfect Union Bluesky post

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:16 (two weeks ago)

They're probably borrowing against future earnings from oil and/or Greenland.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:18 (two weeks ago)

but remember, there's no money for anything else like schools or health care

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:22 (two weeks ago)

such contemptible hypocrisy

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:22 (two weeks ago)

(sorry)
When you have the urge to point out how the Trump administration/GOP is being hypocritical - post it here instead

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:23 (two weeks ago)

But see defense IS a government responsibility and health care ISN'T

kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:29 (two weeks ago)

xp lol

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:51 (two weeks ago)

wtf did Kid Rock have to say about Iran? is there a transcript of this bullshit yet?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:52 (two weeks ago)

He said, "Sir... Do we get to win this time?"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:59 (two weeks ago)

xpost Check here:

https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/looking-at-10-great-speeches-in-american-history

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 17:01 (two weeks ago)

the constant refrain is that "We WON everything! We hold all the cards!" so why are they asking for a trillion dollars, makes no sense

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 17:19 (two weeks ago)

The Supreme Court has been weighing in to help Trump on other matters. Recently they held that a gerrymandered district that a lower court found was created in a racist manner by the state of Texas was ok. Then today in a 6-3 decision Alito writing for the conservatives effectively gutted what was left of the Voting Rights Act that had been created in part to address past blatant southern states racism.

AP) — Supreme Court voids majority Black congressional district in Louisiana, boosting Republican chances

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 17:23 (two weeks ago)

why are they asking for a trillion dollars

endless slush funds to spend on anything they deem 'a threat to national security.'

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 17:26 (two weeks ago)

and lobsters for Kegsbreath

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 17:34 (two weeks ago)

From Aaron Rupar video clip from hearing with Hegseth this morning . This exchange is about a US base in Kuwaiti where US soldiers got killed-

RYAN: Before the war starter, there was clear intelligence that the base was high on Iran's target list and internal analysis that said the site is indefensible. Yet you sent our soldiers there anyway. True or false?

HEGSETH: Are you just gonna play gotcha?

RYAN: Six of our soldiers are dead

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:14 (two weeks ago)

You guys with your gotcha questions like, "Why did you start this war again?" and "Do you have any idea what you're doing?" and "Are you drunk right now?"

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:17 (two weeks ago)

yeah there was an exchange about trump claiming 'totally obliteration' of their nuke program last june, while simultaneously insisting they were just weeks away from a viable bomb

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:20 (two weeks ago)

Saying "weeks away" sounds immanent, but really it could mean any amount of time from two weeks up to infinity.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:23 (two weeks ago)

total obliteration, that was rounding up to total, not literal total. trump uses a different kind of math and rounding up

z_tbd, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:26 (two weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzmtdwsef8s

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:51 (two weeks ago)

You see, we totally obliterated it but in the intervening few months they made a new one.

Like I totally obliterated a doughnut this morning but tomorrow I am going to have another doughnut.

kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 19:04 (two weeks ago)

here's hoping '8647' becomes the new 'six-seven!'

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 20:04 (two weeks ago)

"A 187 on a 47"

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 20:28 (two weeks ago)

Build the Bunker

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 20:30 (two weeks ago)

"Putin knows I'm so stupid he could actually jst offer to take the uranium and that I'd later mention this."

The US president said Putin offered his help to take Iran’s buried uranium to Russia, but Trump said he preferred for the Russian president to be “involved with ending the war in Ukraine”.

nashwan, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 21:51 (two weeks ago)

Then, of course, soon after that call he eagerly told reporters "Ukraine, militarily, they're defeated. You wouldn't know that by reading the fake news."

nashwan, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 21:55 (two weeks ago)

BREAKING: Maine Governor Janet Mills has suspended her campaign for US Senate.

fake oysterman time baby

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:32 (two weeks ago)

Twilight of the Centrists

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:39 (two weeks ago)

obv I would prefer if the guy didn't have a Nazi tattoo, but I am not persuaded that if elected Platner would "pull a Fetterman," as so many people seem to believe. for one, Fetterman's brain damage seems unique to him, and I don't know why simply being a white guy with working-class affect would cause Platner to abandon his progressive positions. I guess maybe people feel like the tattoo suggests he is secretly a Nazi who is going to go mask off once he is elected, but that seems like a fantasy.

jaymc, Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:40 (two weeks ago)

xpost Twilight of the Online Leftists

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:41 (two weeks ago)

platner was talking to geese one day and geese was like, "you know who's helpful, chaotic good, you should call them."

strictly hard music (Hunt3r), Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:42 (two weeks ago)

I have misgivings about Platner because there are reasons to have misgivings, but also I totally hope he beats Collins (about whom I have much more than misgivings). If I lived in Maine, I would not have a hard time making that vote.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:43 (two weeks ago)

I guess maybe people feel like the tattoo suggests he is secretly a Nazi who is going to go mask off once he is elected, but that seems like a fantasy.

― jaymc, Thursday, April 30, 2026 9:40 AM (six minutes ago)

Who knows what he'll do in the future, but you are strawmanning. He had a Nazi tattoo, he has a documented history of right-wing posts, and he worked for Blackwater. More importantly for me is that he also has no record as a politician or public servant to rely on, so it feels like a serious gamble to root for a guy who does have a demonstrable record of making incredibly bad decisions.

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:50 (two weeks ago)

I think I made the comparison once or twice, but I'll concede that there isn't any particular reason to directly compare him to Fetterman

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:51 (two weeks ago)

the thing that is likely to make platner abandon his progressive views is a. hes an idiot b. he doesnt have any long term or rigorous engagement with said political views hes just typical guy looking at stuff being like this is kinda fucked up, the stand up comedian approach if you will, which all makes him easy pray for the establishment, changing the status quo is really hard getting changed by it is very easy

now its not guaranteed that hell get coopted but it is why youd rather have a tough smart union organizer with progressive views than an ex mercenary with a nazi tattoo and progressive views as your candidate

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:51 (two weeks ago)

cool then get Maine to vote for a tough smart union organizer

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:53 (two weeks ago)

what are you talking about

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:53 (two weeks ago)

this

it is why youd rather have a tough smart union organizer with progressive views than an ex mercenary with a nazi tattoo and progressive views as your candidate

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:54 (two weeks ago)

your reply is a non sequitur tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:56 (two weeks ago)

so is your pitting Platner against some dream candiate

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:57 (two weeks ago)

imagine if every post itt someone replied to it with why dont you go figure that out, obviously obnoxious but also it should be said inane

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 13:58 (two weeks ago)

It's also inane to say you'd rather support a perfect candidate. Yeah, of course you would. Wouldn't we all?

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:00 (two weeks ago)

i dont think youre really trying too hard to understand what i wrote there

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:01 (two weeks ago)

A buddy of mine got a Jerusalem cross tattoo on a trip to Israel 6 years ago. Sweetest guy I’ve ever met and he has no idea that the tattoo has white power associations. I didn’t realize it until recently and I should probably tell him but I don’t want to.

I’m pretty sure Platner is not incredibly sweet and kind.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:01 (two weeks ago)

can we at least agree he would be better than Collins

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:02 (two weeks ago)

yeah a dem is better than a republican and who knows maybe he will go down there and be a populist firebrand worth a shot at this point

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:06 (two weeks ago)

I forgot that this is what he said about the tattoo recently:

Proschko and Platner both said they were unaware that the skull and crossbones was a Totenkopf, a symbol adopted and worn by the Nazi SS. And Platner said he didn’t know what it was until it became an issue during this campaign. Even when someone working with his campaign told him there was a rumor going around that he had a white supremacist tattoo, he said he didn’t connect it to the skull and crossbones on his chest. “I was like, ‘Well, that’s the fucking most r*****ed shit I’ve ever heard in my life,’” he told me. “‘No, I don’t have a white supremacist tattoo,’ and I never thought about it again. And then it came up later on, and I was like, ‘God fucking damn it.’” (He had the tattoo covered in late October.)

Before anyone responds, rest assured I'm working on finding a candidate who doesn't say the r-word in interviews, it's super hard though

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:07 (two weeks ago)

I am deeply concerned, to quote Susan Collins.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:08 (two weeks ago)

This hour-long interview with Platner, posted yesterday, was interesting. He is more than the caricatures of him posted in this thread (and elsewhere). I hope he wins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-itNjgCJDxU

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:18 (two weeks ago)

hold on let me watch an hour long jon stewart podcast haha

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:19 (two weeks ago)

the voters of Maine seem to have accepted him, he's polling like 30 pts above Collins despite her much larger war chest

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:20 (two weeks ago)

the people of maine have spoken were getting a freakin wicked awesome senator, so long as theres not some massive meltdown between now and the election

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:22 (two weeks ago)

(Also Ian Astbury used to rock a giant death's head on his hat, I've forgiven him)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:23 (two weeks ago)

I don't have any say in whom voters in Maine choose to represent them, but I will remember anyone saying they are okay with voters in Maine selecting a nazi tat having, r*tard saying, Blackwater merc alum as a D candidate

Stand for something or you'll fall for anything

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:38 (two weeks ago)

I'm okay with it.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:43 (two weeks ago)

you were already sus but thx

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:44 (two weeks ago)

I like being on lists!

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:45 (two weeks ago)

the whole sanctity of the voters of maine idea is odd senators actions effect everyone in the world, imho its totally fine if someone in indonesia wants to say that platner is a bad choice, prob true too, plus freedom of speech america baby

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:47 (two weeks ago)

I would prefer that the Democratic senate candidate in Maine not have Platner's background and proclivities, but I would also prefer that Maine be represented by a Democrat than by a Republican. If Platner wins and helps the Democrats flip the Senate, I will be "okay" with that. If he proves not to be a reliable progressive Democratic vote, I will not be okay with that.

jaymc, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:53 (two weeks ago)

if that's what a Maine democrat looks like I guess it's up to the other Democratic Party senators to figure out how he fits into the caucus

mh, Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:19 (two weeks ago)

its what one maine dem looks like at least

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:22 (two weeks ago)

Maine has two Democratic House members. One is a Mills (Pingree) and the other is a Platner (Golden).

jaymc, Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:25 (two weeks ago)

Another election year, another lesser-of-evils argument.

I think maybe it's helpful to use another metaphor — harm reduction. We already know the harm Susan Collins does and will continue to do. There's at least a chance that basically any non-Republican will do less harm than Collins. There's also certainly a chance the harm reduction strategy backfires in a Fetterman-like fashion, or in some way we can't even imagine yet. In which case it will have been a bad bet.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:25 (two weeks ago)

Maine seems to be a very fucked up place politically. I hear it is very beautiful though.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:28 (two weeks ago)

damn Mainers really are weirdos

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:29 (two weeks ago)

They sure are!

https://i.ibb.co/Hf0hkL5S/ea575e2130f959894422b6d42fe65e7c.jpg

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:30 (two weeks ago)

Fetterman let AIPAC edit the Israel plank on his primary campaign platform. He wasn't even hiding his Zionism; it just wasn't as much of an issue in 2022. Platner reverting to views he had like 15 years ago is like if Kristin Sinema had gone back to her Green Party stances after campaigning as a centrist.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:31 (two weeks ago)

Mills's predecessor as governor was a piece of work:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/27/maine-governor-paul-lepage-comments-racial-profiling

jaymc, Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:32 (two weeks ago)

Maine seems to be a very fucked up place politically. I hear it is very beautiful though.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, April 30, 2026 11:28 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

feel like weve had this discussion before but maine is one of the least politically fucked up places thats rural and white, very cool state not without its problems needless to say

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:36 (two weeks ago)

(Also Ian Astbury used to rock a giant death's head on his hat, I've forgiven him)

― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, April 30, 2026 9:23 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

my friend worked a Cult tour and left halfway because Astbury was such a piece of shit to everyone all the time, and just service workers in general. he said Duffy was a really cool guy though.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:40 (two weeks ago)

Well, with Maine's primary settled, you can all begin talking about Montana, if you want. We have an open Senate race and an open House race this year, since Steve Daines and Ryan Zinke (pause to spit on ground) retired, and the Democrats seem to be shitting the bed in the Senate race; the candidate raising the most money is Seth Bodnar, the former president of the University of Montana who's running as an independent and notably not promising to canvas with the Ds.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:42 (two weeks ago)

lots of interesting races this time. there's a non-zero chance my state will flip to democratic party governor and maybe even flip one of the us senate seats. one of the us house seats seems likely

mh, Thursday, 30 April 2026 15:53 (two weeks ago)

this could be a very crazy election everything is so not normal right now

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:05 (two weeks ago)

with increasing levels of abnormality projected via oil shock and the supreme court outlawing democracy

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:07 (two weeks ago)

listen, son, they didn't outlaw democracy: they made it easier for the right people to get voted in

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:14 (two weeks ago)

It's also inane to say you'd rather support a perfect candidate. Yeah, of course you would. Wouldn't we all?

― The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, April 30, 2026 10:00 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i mean the candidate could at least not have a nazi tattoo. like as a little treat for us

i don't know what to do materially about this but it just depresses me profoundly and is another reason i hate this country

ivy., Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:16 (two weeks ago)

Maine has two Democratic House members. One is a Mills (Pingree) and the other is a Platner (Golden).

― jaymc, Thursday, April 30, 2026 11:25 AM (forty-seven minutes ago)

hm are you mixing Golden up with someone else? He is *extremely* conservative for a nominal Democrat. Luckily he's "retiring" because of political violence and polarization; unluckily the aforementioned Lepage could win his vacant seat

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:19 (two weeks ago)

xps yes SCOTUS made it clear that they are at least nominally OK with nonwhite people voting, as long as they're in districts engineered to make sure only white conservatives get elected.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:21 (two weeks ago)

districts engineered to make sure only white conservatives get elected

This trick works until it suddenly stops working. And that's all that can safely be said. This is gonna be a very different election year.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:23 (two weeks ago)

Anaconda Invest SA, a boutique hedge fund based in Switzerland, has consistently opted to disregard comments from the White House suggesting a ceasefire may be imminent, according to Renaud Saleur, its founder and chief executive. As a result, he’s stayed long oil stocks based on a bet that chronic undersupply will support demand for years to come. The hedge fund manager’s returns outpaced gains in the S&P Global Oil Index, which is up 31% this year.

“In the short term, whenever Trump opens his mouth, you can see the whole party moving as if the flow [of oil] is going to resume overnight,” he said in an interview. In reality, oil prices have stayed high as an actual truce remains elusive, he said.

Since the US and Israel attacked Iran on Feb. 28, Trump has often suggested an agreement to end the fighting may be around the corner, while adjusting the terms under which he’d be willing to accept a truce. Those mixed signals have repeatedly rocked markets, with March in particular proving a particularly tough month for many hedge funds and other investors.

Saleur, who oversees $150 million at Anaconda, first made it known last month that he and his team were ignoring statements by the US president, arguing that to do otherwise would be unmanageable. Trump “changes opinion 10 times a day,” he said then.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:29 (two weeks ago)

hm are you mixing Golden up with someone else? He is *extremely* conservative for a nominal Democrat

I was being glib. Both Platner and Golden are white guys in their early 40s who served in the Marines in Iraq and Afghanistan.

jaymc, Thursday, 30 April 2026 16:32 (two weeks ago)

Polls with a grain of salt and all, but the latest Reuters/Ipsos has Trump at minus 30 (34% approve, 64% disapprove) which is ... super bad.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:07 (two weeks ago)

fake polls! (sticks head in sand)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:09 (two weeks ago)

polling has talarico ahead small and medium in texas

A poll conducted by Texas Public Opinion Research from April 17 to 20 and published Tuesday found Talarico leading Sen. John Cornyn by three percentage points, 44% to 41%. The Austin Democrat leads Attorney General Ken Paxton by a margin of five percentage points, 46% to 41%. Both results fell within the margin of error of +/-2.5 percentage points. The survey included 1,865 likely general election voters. TPOR labels itself as a nonpartisan public opinion research group; it is directed by Democratic strategist Luke Warford.

In a separate poll, the Texas Politics Project at the University of Texas at Austin found Talarico ahead of Cornyn by seven points, 40% to 33%, and of Paxton by 8 points, 42% to 34%. The Texas Politics Project surveyed 1,200 registered voters from April 10 to 20 and produced a margin of error of +/-3.3 percentage points.

https://www.texastribune.org/2026/04/28/texas-us-senate-poll-talarico-cornyn-paxton-2026-midterms/

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:11 (two weeks ago)

Trump's been polling consistently in the 32-35% range for several weeks now. those are like, end-stage Nixon and Dubya numbers. if the GOP hadn't transformed itself into the cult of Trump you'd think this was the point where people would really be trying to distance themselves from him. the fact that they lost the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by *20* a few weeks ago seems pretty significant, especially since the major economic effects of Trump's idiotic Iran war haven't even been felt yet

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:24 (two weeks ago)

yeah the oil shock could push this election into an unprecedented crazy zone

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:27 (two weeks ago)

This is the "Die" part of "Ride or Die"

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:28 (two weeks ago)

will be interesting to see how hard state dems go on redistricting

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6hit5rjdbmlnscmuk4bbtmuc/bafkreicyttrxqah2riqsvbcqnq7suzelni2dfncflxaqqrmowqf2pkonym

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:30 (two weeks ago)

I also have to mention the three people I know who were big Trumpers (two family members and a guy I sometimes played poker with) are now completely off the train - funny how the Iran war made these people suddenly realize he's a pedophile

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:31 (two weeks ago)

haa

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:31 (two weeks ago)

wasn't that meme bit from a couple years ago where someone learns something and sits straight up in bed having an epiphany about something unrelated?

mh, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:35 (two weeks ago)

I had a forklift driver tell me that Trump dodged the latest assassination attempt because he can see into the future using technology his uncle took from Nikola Tesla and that pedophiles were attempting to have Trump silenced, so there are still some people left in the bunker. (also he's not white, he tricked me into that conversation - if a white guy I didn't know asked me if I heard about shots fired near Trump I would have known to mumble something and run off on a call)

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:41 (two weeks ago)

thats a good one nice job roping tesla in

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:42 (two weeks ago)

Trump was literally talking to a mentalist when the attempt happened.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:45 (two weeks ago)

but enough about JD Vance

a (waterface), Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:46 (two weeks ago)

whether or not these Dem upstarts actually *win* in red states, it still has made a lot of these old GOP folks sweat up a lather.. just watching Lindsey G literally begging for money while wiping sweat from his bow, or Cornyn seeing himself without a job... I'm enjoying it.

This thing in Louisiana where they're postponing the primaries since the SCOTUS ruling is absolutely fucked an unprecedented

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:49 (two weeks ago)

'brow'

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:50 (two weeks ago)

Here's why this is bad for Joe Biden.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 April 2026 17:52 (two weeks ago)

lol just noticed the user name Al

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 April 2026 18:18 (two weeks ago)

just what the country needs right now

US reinstates ‘gun show loophole’ amid rollback of firearms restrictions

The US justice department has rolled back several significant restrictions on guns, including reinstating the so-called “gun show loophole”, which allowed people at such events to buy firearms without a background check.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 18:41 (two weeks ago)

Thanks for the tip! There are gun shows about every other weekend out here.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 30 April 2026 18:44 (two weeks ago)

I did that once before Y2K fwiw (the shotgun was left with my GF at the time who still has it iirc)

not saying it's a good thing tho

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 18:52 (two weeks ago)

this is a huge boon for alienated young men who haunt extremist message boards

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:01 (two weeks ago)

well I appreciated it as a paranoid radical, but yes I agree

paranoia in left wing/anarcho circles was really off the charts back then, I still remember being talked down from a couple of shall we say questionable assumptions

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:12 (two weeks ago)

this is a huge boon for alienated young men who haunt extremist message boards

And for nonwhite folks worried about alienated young men who haunt extremist message boards.

That's the thing about these seemingly one-sided plans (gerrymander all the districts! make it incredibly easy for people to buy guns!); they work really well until, all of a sudden, the tide shifts and they have the exact opposite effect their planners had in mind. And I don't know about you, but 2026 is feeling like one of those "all of a sudden" years to me...

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:12 (two weeks ago)

probably a good opportunity to preemptively offer thoughts & prayers to all the families whose lives will be torn apart by this regulatory rollback

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:12 (two weeks ago)

the irony is that now we do have camps, but they are not done through FEMA

(xp to myself)

unperson otm as well

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:13 (two weeks ago)

yeah, there's some damning Reagan quotes about the importance of gun control, but he was talking about the Black Panthers, not god-fearing white folks

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:16 (two weeks ago)

since all this does is let people who can't pass a background check buy a gun, I'm not sure I get what the positive reverso scenario we're meant to imagine is?

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:20 (two weeks ago)

yeah, I think it's net negative

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:23 (two weeks ago)

agreed, my point was that there was a distant time when that seemed like a good thing in left wing circles

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:25 (two weeks ago)

and back then it was more "people who don't want a check at all" as opposed to "can't pass"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:26 (two weeks ago)

like can y'all not envision why a rural trans person might not want to go through a background check (sorry for light trolling/hypotheticals but I do actually know people like that)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:28 (two weeks ago)

and yes, probably still a net negative

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:28 (two weeks ago)

Fetterman on Graham Platner:

“Democrats really, really like Platner in Maine, but the Republicans fucking love him.”

“If Maine wants an asshole with a Nazi tattoo on his chest, they get him.”

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:30 (two weeks ago)

then he ripped the head off squirrel with his teeth

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:33 (two weeks ago)

woah shots fired in big boy battle

a (waterface), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:33 (two weeks ago)

really not looking to Fetterman to find out what's best for the Democratic electorate

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:34 (two weeks ago)

xposts galore

oh yeah i understood that. it was more unperson's post, but I think he just meant lots of people owning guns & wasn't really addressing the specifics of the loophole (?)

when we were talking about Platner earlier it occurred to me that it's interesting that him being very pro-gun isn't one of the charges I routinely hear against him, really feels this issue is completely dusted now which is pretty wild as homicides have dropped but suicides have risen

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:34 (two weeks ago)

yeah and pro-gun in Maine probably means something different than Texas

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:35 (two weeks ago)

like can y'all not envision why a rural trans person might not want to go through a background check (sorry for light trolling/hypotheticals but I do actually know people like that)

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, April 30, 2026 3:28 PM (ten minutes ago)

(I know you aren't being serious but I just looked at the suicide stats so I'm feeling humourless)

I can envision this but who cares? this doesn't even remotely convince me it's a good idea to let people buy guns who are subject to a restraining order or have a DV charge, sorry

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:40 (two weeks ago)

well to be fair that's why I then said it was still a net negative, for exactly those reasons

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:41 (two weeks ago)

that is totally fair, we're cool :)

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:44 (two weeks ago)

since all this does is let people who can't pass a background check buy a gun, I'm not sure I get what the positive reverso scenario we're meant to imagine is?

I'm anti-gun and pro-gun-regulation-to-the-hilt, but ... to unspool the issue a little, a lot of people blocked from having guns are people convicted of felonies, and those of course tend to be disproportionately poor and nonwhite. So there is an arguable anti-carceral-state position there for background check loopholes. I personally would make it harder for everyone to get guns, to be clear.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:48 (two weeks ago)

I'm kind of 180 degrees from tipsy.

I have no plans to buy a gun, at a gun show or anywhere else. But this is already a country awash in firearms. So at this point, given that there is no going back (being "anti-gun" in America is like being "anti-gravity"), if you want a gun, I think you should be able to get one as easily as possible. And if bad people benefit from that, well, bad people benefit from all kinds of things that also benefit good people.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:48 (two weeks ago)

Meanwhile in Tennessee we now have this insane and probably illegal "interpretation" by the Secretary of State that people convicted of felonies can't get their voting rights restored until they have all of their other rights restored, including gun ownership. And it's even harder to get that restored than voting rights. So basically, if your prison record keeps you from owning a gun, the state won't consider a petition to restore your voting rights. But sadly there's no gun-show loophole for voting rights.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:50 (two weeks ago)

xp so.. thoughts & prayers

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:51 (two weeks ago)

tipsy: yeah the anti-carceral position occurred to me, but ultimately I do not actually believe there is a universal right to own guns so arguments about discrimination fail for me. And putting aside the rights issue, I don't see what practical problem making sure the formerly incarcerated can own guns is solving

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:53 (two weeks ago)

Yeah I agree. It's just that voting issue highlighted to me how conservatives are using locking-up-nonwhite-people as a manner of de facto gun control for segments of the population. In a way that even the NRA approves of.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:56 (two weeks ago)

yeah I hadn't read your second post when I posted that, wtf

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:56 (two weeks ago)

that does make me feel even more strongly that one particularly long game that the left should consider investing in (like the right & abortion) is fighting back against the idea of gun ownership being a fundamental right and interpreting the 2A in a normal manner

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 19:59 (two weeks ago)

I'm kinda with unperson on this, I do believe regulation could help a lot over time but not if Republicans just undo everything whenever they get to be in power. The only way we can get meaningful reform is if Republicans are scared too.

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:00 (two weeks ago)

shoot the Second Amendment imo

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:12 (two weeks ago)

yeah I wanna go back in time: "Hey before you guys break for tea... I'm from the future and we have some questions about the 2nd one.. can you make that a little more clear, and specify that only flintlock rifles apply."

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:16 (two weeks ago)

LOOOOL just abandoned a post that said ‘2A? Here’s your musket and fuck off.’

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:18 (two weeks ago)

like you know that thing whenever there's a shooting where both sides seem to be praying it's someone from the other side, I don't think GOP voters actually want mass shooters to be liberals. they're fine with it as long as they're targeting gay nightclubs they'll never step foot in or schools they're not allowed to be within 500 feet of, to them there actually isn't a gun problem in this country

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:19 (two weeks ago)

I don't think GOP voters actually want mass shooters to be liberals. they're fine with it as long as they're targeting gay nightclubs they'll never step foot in or schools they're not allowed to be within 500 feet of, to them there actually isn't a gun problem in this country

Yeah, the one that seemed to shock them the most was when that guy booked a hotel room and opened fire on a country music concert in Vegas.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:21 (two weeks ago)

they were also really hoping that the dude who shot Charlie Kirk was a nonbinary drag story hour vegan but he was one of them in a Bass Pro camo cap

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:25 (two weeks ago)

yeah publicly they were but privately the idea of nonbinary drag story hour vegans with guns scares the shit out of them, need I remind you the things they publicly admit to being terrified of

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:30 (two weeks ago)

The gunshow loophole rollback is meaningless - it was a symbolic move for Biden's base and this is a symbolic move for Trump's. If you are a licensed firearms dealer, you've had to run a background check on every buyer, whether you were doing so at a store or a gun show. If you are not a firearms dealer - ie person to person sales - you've never had (in terms of federal law) to run background checks on buyers wherever the sale happened. The Biden DOJ's ruling made a minor change to who they could term an an unlicensed dealer.

There was never a point at which Jim "Big Time Felon" Strummer couldn't (by federal law) go to a gun show and buy a gun from a non-dealer or just go on a classifieds site and meet up with a person to buy a gun outside of a show. Federal law would need to be changed such that any person to person transaction occurs with a FFL middleman to run a background check - which they should love because they can charge $40 for 10 minutes of paperwork but you don't really go into the gun dealing business because you're motivated by profits (they suck!) more than ideology IME.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:30 (two weeks ago)

consider the fact that conservatives will literally paint "BLACKS RULE" on their driveway to try to make it look like they're the victim of a hate crime but when a cop gets a cup of coffee with a pig drawn on it they'll open up a federal investigation into the Starbucks

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:32 (two weeks ago)

thanks milo, that's helpful

rob, Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:35 (two weeks ago)

LOOOOL just abandoned a post that said ‘2A? Here’s your musket and fuck off.’

― einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Thursday, April 30, 2026 9:18 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is how i feel too tbh. "oh, you're an 'originalist'? okay, here's your 1787 flintlock, have fun."

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 30 April 2026 20:47 (two weeks ago)

milo otm - when I did it (27 years ago) I had to join a club and pay a membership fee, which allowed access to the gun show. all bets were off after that, because it was all private sales.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 21:01 (two weeks ago)

now I'm wondering where & how the alleged WHCD suspect purchased his alleged firearm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 21:02 (two weeks ago)

also ftr I would be fine with a musket, for real. yes I understand it needs dry powder and tamping.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 30 April 2026 21:03 (two weeks ago)

in other news, thanks to the Supreme Court decision Tuesday gutting the Voting Rights Act, right-wing Louisiana governor Landry has plans (and Alito will tell you its not intentionally racist so its fine)

WaPo reports Louisiana’s governor will announce on Friday that he is suspending the House primaries where people have already started voting and redraw the map; I’d expect them to go for an all-Republican map and eliminate both majority-Black districts, not just one.

Bolt Mag editor post on Bluesky about Washington Post article

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/04/29/louisiana-house-primaries-suspend-jeff-landry/

curmudgeon, Thursday, 30 April 2026 21:11 (two weeks ago)

thisisfine.jpeg

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 30 April 2026 21:40 (two weeks ago)

yeah I mentioned this upthread and its so fucked up

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 21:45 (two weeks ago)

the right man at the right time... who said we don't need another hero

A man accused of targeting federal immigration agents and pretending to be one of them is now facing serious prison time after prosecutors say his stunt put law enforcement in danger.

Jaime Ernesto Alvarez-Gonzalez, 53, an undocumented immigrant who overstayed a tourist visa decades ago, pleaded guilty Tuesday after admitting he impersonated a U.S. Border Patrol agent to interfere with deportation operations.

The truck appeared convincing at a glance, outfitted with a Border Patrol sticker, fake radio antennas, a dashboard light bar and handcuffs hanging from the mirror despite a license plate frame that misspelled Federal as "Ferderal."

Prosecutors say Alvarez-Gonzalez, wearing a face mask and a "thin green line" hat, was actively searching for federal agents involved in ICE and Border Patrol operations.

When agents confronted him, the situation escalated quickly.

Authorities say he shouted obscenities, ordered agents out of the Linda Vista neighborhood and then called in what he described as his "reinforcements." Multiple vehicles soon arrived, and people began harassing and chasing federal agents onto the highway, an encounter Alvarez-Gonzalez filmed himself.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 April 2026 21:57 (two weeks ago)

hero!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 30 April 2026 22:05 (two weeks ago)

lol, i should say, i don't know all the facts, but on the face of it, i'm down with anybody who has a posse to kick out ICE and BP

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 30 April 2026 22:10 (two weeks ago)

I've just been compiling a roundup of Southern states' reactions to the Callais ruling. Mississippi is going to redraw its map and likely eliminate its 1 Democratic/Black majority seat (out of 4 congressional seats total). Mississippi is 38 percent Black.

Looks possible Tennessee Legislature will come back into session to slice and dice Memphis the way they did Nashville a few years ago, also eliminating the only Democratic/Black majority seat. Texas can't do more this year because they're out of session until '27, but they definitely will. Florida just passed new maps adding 4 more Republican seats, and that may be as far as they can really go. Georgia definitely can slice up some of its five Black-majority districts, but the gov so far is keeping mum about whether he wants to call a special session or let it go until '28.

Basically looks like about half the Black representation across the South could go.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 April 2026 22:13 (two weeks ago)

GOP caves:

U.S. President Donald Trump ​on Thursday signed into law legislation funding Department of Homeland Security agencies including the Secret Service and Transportation Security Administration, ending a ‌partial shutdown that has gripped DHS operations for nearly 11 weeks.

The logjam was broken when the Republican-controlled House of Representatives unanimously passed a Senate-approved bill that conservatives had refused to consider over the past month.

The House signed off on the legislation as officials warned that current funding was about to run dry, threatening chaos at airports and posing potential vulnerabilities to national security. It ​represented a victory for Trump [sure, Jan] and Senate Majority Leader John Thune, who had pressed House Republicans to pass the bill without modifications.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 April 2026 23:18 (two weeks ago)

Trump also blasted Bill Cassidy for refusing outright to confirm his bullshit surgeon general nominee.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 April 2026 23:18 (two weeks ago)

Authorities say he shouted obscenities, ordered agents out of the Linda Vista neighborhood and then called in what he described as his "reinforcements." Multiple vehicles soon arrived, and people began harassing and chasing federal agents onto the highway, an encounter Alvarez-Gonzalez filmed himself.

good job USA

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 1 May 2026 00:40 (two weeks ago)

I've just been compiling a roundup of Southern states' reactions to the Callais ruling.

Thank you for this and please keep us updated!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Friday, 1 May 2026 00:49 (two weeks ago)

good job USA

I feel like there's a promising screenplay in there somewhere

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 1 May 2026 01:00 (two weeks ago)

drudge siren

Political polls
‪politicalpolls.bsky.social‬

🔵 Democrats take the lead among white voters for the 2026 midterms for the first time (Big Data)

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2026 13:11 (two weeks ago)

Whiting past wrongs?
Whiting the ship?
White flight?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 May 2026 13:27 (two weeks ago)

Georgia definitely can slice up some of its five Black-majority districts, but the gov so far is keeping mum about whether he wants to call a special session or let it go until '28.

Kemp just announced they are not redistricting this cycle since primary votes have already been cast.

jaymc, Friday, 1 May 2026 13:41 (two weeks ago)

GOP's tiring of Johnson, I guess:

“I think this guy has divided us with a smile,” said Rep. Max Miller (R-Ohio), a longtime Johnson skeptic who has grown more vocal with his criticism and now says “without question” he will vote against keeping Johnson as top GOP leader in the next Congress.

This week’s chaos came to a head late Wednesday, with multiple members of key Republican factions yelling and swearing at Johnson on the House floor and in closed-door meetings.

Johnson tried to quell a rebellion among conservative hard-liners by privately reneging on an agreement with a group of midwestern Republicans that would have tied legislation allowing year-round sales of an ethanol fuel blend to the must-pass farm bill.

When some of the ethanol provision’s backers ran back to the floor to try to figure out what happened, they were too late. Some later confronted Johnson, who is now promising a future vote on the matter.

“Bullshit,” Rep. Ann Wagner (R-Mo.) yelled at the speaker as he tried to explain what happened later in the day, according to three people who participated in the huddle and spoke on the condition of anonymity.

This week’s floor chaos was just the latest example of Johnson leading crisis by crisis, ultimately pulling off GOP priorities but leaving a trail of disgruntled members and staffers in his wake, according to more than a dozen Republicans interviewed for this story.

It all comes as rank-and-file lawmakers grow increasingly worried about their ability to govern over the coming months and retain their majority in November — and amid quiet conversations about who else might be capable of leading the House GOP. While Johnson successfully managed this week to end the record shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security and fend off the lapse of a key surveillance program, more challenges loom.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 May 2026 13:44 (two weeks ago)

love to mix some useless corn into my gasoline

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2026 13:47 (two weeks ago)

I did this morning before my shower.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 May 2026 13:47 (two weeks ago)

saluting you fellow patriot

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2026 13:48 (two weeks ago)

It's time to bid a fond farewell to the April 2026 US Politics thread. Any takers for starting the May thread?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 1 May 2026 15:36 (two weeks ago)

I got nothin'

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 1 May 2026 15:37 (two weeks ago)

To close out this month's ballroom theme:

incredible new stan kelly comic today pic.twitter.com/6g9dj6PZwo

— onion person (@CantEverDie) April 30, 2026

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 1 May 2026 15:59 (two weeks ago)

“No, I’m not a king,” our president said. “I-- I get-- I-- I don’t laugh": American Politics, May 2026

scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Friday, 1 May 2026 16:02 (two weeks ago)


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