What would the Billboard top40 look like if it were populated by the top40 current posters on ILM? Let's see!

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1-"Lose Yourself", Ned Raggert
2-"Work It", Jess
3-"Jenny From The Block", Julio Desouza
4-"Underneath It All", Blueski
5-"The Game Of Love", M Matos
6-"Luv U Better", Tom
7-"Gimme The Light", Michael Wells
8-"Bonnie & Clyde", mark s
9-"Hey Ma", Gareth
10-"Air Force Ones", Dan Perry
11-"Don't Mess With My Man", Alex In NYC
12-"Die Another Day", hstencil
13-"A Moment Like This", Anthony Miccio
14-"Ignition", Curt
15-"Auld Lang Syne", Sterling Clover
16-"Dilemma", Marcello Carlin
17-"Love Of My Life (An Ode To Hip Hop)", Nickalicious
18-"React", Dom Passantino
19-"Don't Stop Dancing", Siegbran
20-"Virginity", sundar submarine
21-"Your Body Is A Wonderland", Fritz Wollner
22-"Disease", Jeff W
23-"I'm Gonna Getcha Good", Jody Beth Rosen
24-"Beautiful", James Blount
25-"Nuclear War", Nate Patrin
26-"Gangsta Lovin'", Matt DC
27-"Pictures", Ronan
28-"These Days", Ally
29-"L'Italiano", Kate
30-"Girl Talk", James Ball
31-"I Am Mine", Electric Sound Of Jim
32-"Who's Your Daddy?", Mr.Noodles
33-"Sk8er Boy", Chris V
34-"All The Things She Said", Tim Finney
35-"When Was The Last Time?", Nabisco
36-"Miss You", Sean Carruthers
37-"She'll Leave You With A Smile", Yancey
38-"When I Get You Alone", Charlie
39-"Stole", S Trife
40-"Family Portrait", Jel

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 29 November 2002 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned Raggert? Never heard of him.

I certainly won't claim my version would be any better...but I doubt it could be much worse. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 November 2002 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

What the fuck is L'Italiano? Can I change that to L'Assablanco, please?

― kate, Friday, 29 November 2002 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I get to be a Redman track! Woo! I can do that stupid thing he does with his shoulders now!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 29 November 2002 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned: Seven hours of sk00l, man. It does things to your brain.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 30 November 2002 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

is it time for you know who to make yet another appearance?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 30 November 2002 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm fifth? Good god, that's embarrassing....

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 30 November 2002 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Not more embarassing than the song you're stuck with!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 30 November 2002 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm far too indie for the Top 40, apparently.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 30 November 2002 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't even know the song!

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 30 November 2002 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

My favourite is 'Julio From The Block'.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 30 November 2002 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

This is for board number one
This is for board number one
This is for board number one
True baby for I adore

[Verse 1]
This is hard to say
I wanna make sure I go about this in the right way
Cuz lately I been busy a lot
And I know you don't feel linked to and what not
I used to tell you that your interface looked fly
Post real slow and stare at replies
Now I talk real foul and slick
Every other sentence is, "You make me sick"
Back in the days I was your number one link
Now your heart's half-indie and it's hard to think
I had to dig deep inside myself
Cuz I can't see you moderated by somebody else
It's a long journey back to the place we was
When I was too embarrased to admit I was in love
And you was my message board that wouldn't stay up
I can't let us self-destruct

[Hook: Marc Dorsey]
Baby load today
Cuz I been on that journey always
I'm gon' love you better
When reg'lars'll see you too
Just when you think there's nothin' else I can do
I'm gon' love you better

― Tom (Groke), Saturday, 30 November 2002 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Hearing Tom say or sing the word "baby" is just too funny...

― V or maybe Vee, Saturday, 30 November 2002 04:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearly, this means I am too fucking indie for my own good.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 30 November 2002 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

What the fuck is that song I been stuck with and how the hell am I in the top 40 for ILM???

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 30 November 2002 07:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally - your's is a Rascall Flatts (country) songs, Matos is that Santana/Vannessa Carlton song. I'm that goddamn Christina Aguilera song. I wish I could trade places with Nabisco.

heh, trife got the Kelly Rowland "lost generation" anthem.

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 30 November 2002 09:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i was so close to being in the top 40. story of my life :/

― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 30 November 2002 10:18 (twenty-three years ago)

AARGH! I'm wasting my life reading this stupid board and I don't even rate in the top 40?

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 30 November 2002 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone else think Nickalicious rigged this week's top40? I mean, *really*...

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 30 November 2002 12:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Woah!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 30 November 2002 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I have the most embarrassing song title. Who's that even by?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 30 November 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"Nuclear War"? Who does that? It's not on this week's charts and I couldn't Google it. Did Sun Ra somehow crack the top 40 or something?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 30 November 2002 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute here, is it that new Yo La Tengo single? (NOTE: contains most unintentionally funny customer review in ages!)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 30 November 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

New York Times Bestselling ILE Ghost Writers

1 FOUR BLIND MICE, by James "Ed" Patterson. Detective Alex Cross and his partner, John Sampson, try to prove that one of Sampson's oldest friends has been framed for murder.

2 SKIPPING CHRISTMAS, by John "Ned Raggett" Grisham. A husband and wife discover that their decision to forgo Christmas comes with consequences.

3 THE CHRISTMAS TRAIN, by David "Mark Sinker" Baldacci. A disillusioned journalist goes on a journey of self-discovery during the holidays.

4 THE LOVELY BONES, by Alice "Ally" Sebold (!). A 14-year-old girl looks down from heaven as she describes what happens in the aftermath of her kidnapping and murder.

5 CHESAPEAKE BLUE, by Nora "Martin Skidmore" Roberts. A prominent painter returns from Europe to the Eastern Shore of Maryland, where his new love life and home life are threatened by a blackmailer.

6 VISIONS OF SUGAR PLUMS, by Janet "Gareth" Evanovich. A Christmas story featuring the New Jersey bounty hunter Stephanie Plum. 5 3

7 ANSWERED PRAYERS, by Danielle "Graham" Steel. A sophisticated New Yorker who has applied to law school against her husband's wishes finds the possibility of true love with a childhood friend.

8 REVERSIBLE ERRORS, by Scott "Jel" Turow. A corporate lawyer agrees to represent a man who is on death row for having committed a triple murder in Kindle County in 1991.

9 QUENTINS, by Maeve "Dan Perry" Binchy. An Irishwoman wants to make a documentary film about the history of a Dublin restaurant.

10 ESTHER'S GIFT, by Jan "Tom Ewing" Karon. A woman decides to bake orange marmalade cakes for friends and neighbors; a Mitford Christmas story.

11 THE LAST PROMISE, by Richard "N." Paul Evans. An American woman who moves to Tuscany with her Italian husband must choose between her love for her child and her love for another man.

12 BLACKWOOD FARM, by Anne "RJG" Rice. When a brilliant young man becomes a vampire, the dangerous doppelgänger who has haunted him since birth becomes one too.

13 Q IS FOR QUARRY, by Sue "Julio Desouza" Grafton. Kinsey Millhone joins forces with two homicide detectives who are trying to solve a mystery that dates back to 1969.

14 *THE LITTLE FRIEND, by Donna "that fucker Jess Harvell" Tartt. A 12-year-old girl in a small Mississippi town sets out to discover who killed her 9-year-old brother when she was just a baby.

15 I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT, by Allison "Ronan" Pearson. A 35-year-old woman in London struggles with her job, her children and her husband.

Also Selling

16 NIGHTS IN RODANTHE, by Nicholas "Suzy" Sparks.
17 FROM A BUICK 8, by Stephen "Jody Beth Rosen" King.
18 RED RABBIT, by Tom "Doom-E" Clancy.
19 LIFE OF PI, by Yann "Donnalorelei" Martel.
20 THE JANSON DIRECTIVE, by Robert "Ron" Ludlum.
21 BLESSINGS, by Anna "Momus" Quindlen.
22 THE CHRISTMAS SHOES, by Donna "Plinky" VanLiere.
23 THE MITFORD SNOWMEN, by Jan "Donut Bitch" Karon.
24 THE GLORIOUS CAUSE, by Jeff "Chris V formerly PoopsMcGee" Shaara.
25 CHASING THE DIME, by Michael "Nabisco" Connelly.
26 BAUDOLINO, by Umberto "Madchen in Uniform" Eco.
27 THE THOUSAND ORCS, by R. A. "Mark H" Salvatore.
28 THE MURDER BOOK, by Jonathan "James Blount" Kellerman.
29 TRICKY BUSINESS, by Dave "Marcello" Barry.
30 THREE JUNES, by Julia "Felicity" Glass.
31 THE CRIMSON PETAL AND THE WHITE, by Michel "Alan" Faber.
32 THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES, by Sue Monk "Sarah McLusty" Kidd.
33 THE CRUSH, by Sandra "Andrew offaroundtheworld" Brown.
34 YOU SHALL KNOW OUR VELOCITY, by Dave "Nicole W" Eggers.
35 PRISONER OF MY DESIRE, by Johanna "Tim H" Lindsey.

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 30 November 2002 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

more proof that 'donut bitch' is the best nickname ever!

― ron (ron), Saturday, 30 November 2002 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

17 FROM A BUICK 8, by Stephen "Jody Beth Rosen" King.

Yikes! And a sort-of Dylan reference, to boot!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 November 2002 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

My fave is "Anna 'Momus' Quindlen."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 November 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Is the disillusioned journalist in #3 an ex-editor of The Wire at all? Is Mark travelling to Shrewsbury at Christmas?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 30 November 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

ok wait, there are songs called LItaliano + air Force Ones in the us charts? who made those?

― vic (vicc13), Sunday, 1 December 2002 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe Mark S could come with me to the Wye Valley? it isn't *that* far away ...

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Sunday, 1 December 2002 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, Air Force Ones is by Nelly. no idea what L'Italiano is all about.

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Sunday, 1 December 2002 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Nate: Yeah, Yo La Tegno it was- I was gonna post a "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE HELL YO LA TEGNO HAVE A TOP40 HIT???" thread to ILM but then decided that would be trite.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 December 2002 02:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahahaha! The one time Yo La Tengo crack the Top 40 (with a Sun Ra cover?!?!?!) and it somehow gets attached to my name. This is hilarious.

(NOTE: I have only heard one Yo La Tengo album but it was And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out and boy it's pretty)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 1 December 2002 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

how the hell did they do that?!? the negative review at amazon above makes it sound like it's as a novelty track or something?

― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 1 December 2002 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm still trying to get my head around this. YLT, Billboard Top 40. Who the hell is playing it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 December 2002 06:52 (twenty-three years ago)

*checks further* Hm, I suspect skullduggery, seeing as the current chart is a bit different from what is listed here. But can I just say that "Your Body is a Wonderland" is the smarmiest song title in years?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 December 2002 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

trife sez this is the british chart = it is based on sales = all is explained (and I bet that thus it exits the charts pretty fast)

― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 1 December 2002 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, clarity is mine.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 December 2002 07:02 (twenty-three years ago)

for a moment I thought up was down and down was up, dogs and cats etc

― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 1 December 2002 07:08 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-b-b-but it wasn't the British chart!

Check for yourselves, I got it from this site. Maybe they fucked up? It's usually pretty reliable.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 December 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Matchbox fuckin' 20????!!!!!

anyway I just checked the Hot 100 on the Billboard site and the real 22 is Xtina's "Beautiful". Much more like it!

― Jeff W, Sunday, 1 December 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Is the Billboard Hot100 online, Jeff?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 December 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

The Billboard Hot 100 goes exactly like that list till the tenth then its all different, i think its on billboard.com or something like that

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 1 December 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.billboard.com/billboard/charts/hot100.jsp

― Jeff W, Sunday, 1 December 2002 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sean paul. is that good?

― michael wells (michael w.), Monday, 2 December 2002 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

heheh, dilemma's a good choice. alas it's a safe bet that no one ever thinks of me, even - especially - when they're with their "boo" :-(

If "boo" meant the same thing in "Wake Up Boo" that would have given the Boo Radleys' career a whole new layer hah!

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 2 December 2002 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

If I were Dave Eggers I would have more fawning groupies. At least one, anyway!

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 2 December 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Why do I get such a fuckin horrible piece of shit song by a fuckin horrible piece of shit singer? I want "Sweetness" by JEW. Cuz I'm the sweetness. And I'm an emotional sell-out boy from the USA.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 2 December 2002 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy being Sean Paul!

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

1)"Burn" by Hstencil
2)"The Reason" by Ned Raggett
3)"I Don't Wanna Know" by Alex In Nyc
4)"Naughty Girl" by Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop.
5)"Confessions Part II" by Strongo Hulkington
6)"Yeah!" by Anthony Miccio
7)"Overnight Celebrity" by Scott Seward
8)"If I Ain't Got You" by Amateur!st
9)"Roses" by Matos WK
10)"This Love" by The Surface Noise
11)"Freek-A-Leek" by Cutty
12)"All Falls Down" by Dadaismus
13)"Slow Motion" by Gygax!
14)"Move Ya Body" by Stevem
15)"On Fire" by Deanomgwtf!
16)"Tipsy" by Mark Grout
17)"My Immortal" by Ian Johnsonnnn
18)"Jesus Walks" by Barry Bruner
19)"Happy People" by AaronHz
20)"Meant To Live" by Dom Passantino
21)"Everytime" by Nickalicious
22)"Dirt Off Your Shoulder" by Noodle Vague
23)"Leave (Get Out)" by Alex in SF
24)"Hey Mama" by Dan Seltzer
25)"Don't Tell Me" by Stewart Osbourne
26)"Game Over (Flip)" by Sick Mouth
27)"Redneck Woman" by VengaDan Perry
28)"My Band" by Bimble
29)"Dude" by Tim Finney
30)"Heaven" by Charles Joseph Eddy
31)"Turn Me On" by Gear!
32)"Welcome Back" by Broheems
33)"Whiskey Girl" by Tim Ellison
34)"Here Without You" by AdamL :')
35)"Letters From Home" by thesplooge
36)"Dip It Low" by Horsey-poo
37)"100 Years" by N.
38)"If You Ever Stop Loving Me" by David Allen
39)"99 Problems" by Huk-El
40)"Ocean Avenue" by Donut Bitch

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 14 June 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

2)"The Reason" by Ned Raggett

EURGH

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the sort of thing that makes me glad I'm not a top 40 poster

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

note to self: post less than an additional 10 ILMers!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

actually this should be done with other charts as well, like the college charts or R&B charts

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

27)"Redneck Woman" by VengaDan Perry

HOLY SHIT

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping someone would notice that one.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Don't Wanna Know" by Alex In Nyc is my favorite

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

for some reason "Overnight Celebrity" by Scott Seward makes me really happy.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"give you ice like Maria right"

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Daniel rf totally OTM way back in 02 holy shit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Who does "Everytime"?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Britney, isn't it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't drown in the bathtub.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish you could click on each person's name and see a 20 second clip of them singing the track in front of their computer. I wish, I wish, I wish...

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's MAKE IT HAPPEN.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

A step too far, that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You just don't want to perform "The Reason"!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I am really fucking disturbed by this.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude I'll totally try to to work up the R Kelly cover with me playing all the instruments and pisstaking all over the vocals and get it into an mp3 if I get bored enough this week.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

2)"The Reason" by Ned Raggett
3)"I Don't Wanna Know" by Alex In Nyc
4)"Naughty Girl" by Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop.
5)"Confessions Part II" by Strongo Hulkington

This section is just so, so right.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

you might think I'm joking, but I'm downloading an mp3 of Happy People right now...

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You just don't want to perform "The Reason"!

LIKE ANY SANE PERSON.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

LIKE ANY SANE PERSON.
um, Ned, you write Jandek fan fiction. I'm just saying.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

A fine sign of sanity in this, our unhappy universe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

who is Dan Seltzer? Is he as knowledgable and insightful yet ignorant of basic spelling and grammar as I am?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You should totally do the Hoobastank cover in the style of Jandek!!! you have an acoustic guitar and a boombox with a mike built in don't you?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Just FYI? If you're playing Alex in NYC, keep it on the low.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

How did I drop out of the top 40? I thought I was in there for sure.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned Raggett Sings Hoobastank in the Style of Jandek would be an awesome album title, right up there with The Guys From Nelson and Def Leppard Sing the Top Hits of Throbbing Gristle!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Tipsy? What's that go like?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It's by somebody called J-Kwon but I've never heard it. Mark Grout Sings J-Kwon in the Style of the 13th Floor Elevators sounds like a hit, though....

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking I should do "Happy People" in the style of The Birthday Party, unless someone has a better idea....

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

'tipsy' is about being tipsy in a club and it sounds like 'grindin' except it's silly. it's great!

― pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Grout Sings J-Kwon in the Style of the 13th Floor Elevators sounds like a hit, though....

It would, wouldn't it....?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

mary 'i don't wanna know'
ned raggett 'dragoestea din tei'
stevem 'trick me'
adam l 'all together now 2004'
n 'f u right back'
jon b sure and da loops 'hotel'
matt dc 'fuck it (i don't want you back)
vengadan perry 'born in england'
huk-el 'all falls down'

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

_________

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c 'call u sexy'
ronan 'laura'
na 'insania'
henry k miller 'if i were you'
dadaismus 'left outside alone'
kate the saint 'mass destruction'
chris brown 'the reason'
mark h 'on my knees'
stockholm cindy 'all nite (don't stop)/i want you
casuistry 'ch-check it out'

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

pinkpanther 'this love'
barryoke 'dip it low'
carsmile steve 'take my hand'
the surface noise and the analogue warmth 'in the shadows'
amateur!st 'story of my life'
autumn almanac 'summer sunshine' (ha!)
dave stelfox 'single'
gear! 'crickets sing for anamaria'
jel 'blood sweat and tears'
el diablo robotico 'makin' out'
michael white 'in and out'
nickalicious 'bounce'
oops 'my band'
trayce 'everybody's changing'
martin m 'don't tell me'
roxymuzak 'fit but you know it'
lauren 'are you gonna be my girl'
gaz 'mr brightside'
ask for samantha 'breaking the habit'
cozen 'everybody's fool'
tracer hand 'come on england' (cos i missed it out for some reason, thus ruining this entire thing)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm suddenly glad I've got 2 split IDs - like stevem but with less ILX activity.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I have rigged the whole thing, apparently.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

1 Ned Raggett, "My Boo"
2 Alba, "Drop It Like It's Hot"
3 Alex in SF, "Lose My Breath"
4 Stevem, "Over and Over"
5 Alex in NYC, "Wonderful"
6 djdee2005, "Goodies"
7 miccio, "Let's Go"
8 jaymc, "Breakaway"
9 Ken L, "Let Me Love You"
10 AaronHz, "Breathe"
11 MindInRewind, "She Will Be Loved"
12 Hurting, "Oye Mi Canto"
13 Ian J0hnson, "1, 2 Step"
14 amateur!!st, "Go DJ"
15 Dan Perry, "Just Lose It"
16 Dadaismus, "I Don't Want to Be"
17 Kevin Gilchrist, "Shorty Wanna Ride"
18 mark grout, "Lean Back"
19 cinniblount, "My Happy Ending"
20 Tim Finney, "Dare You to Move"

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Thursday, 25 November 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no! If I'm Young Buck, does that mean I'm a wanted man? Also, is that Pauly Shore in his video?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 25 November 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Think about how I feel -- I'm Kelly fucking Clarkson!

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Thursday, 25 November 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I should get back to doing Kanye West. Jews make the best songs about Jesus and Christmas.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 25 November 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, some of those are oddly appropriate, if you think about it -- although you kinda have to use your imagination. I esp. like dance critic Tim Finney doing a song called "Dare You to Move," though.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Thursday, 25 November 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

What's this Breathe song?

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Thursday, 25 November 2004 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Fabolous. I don't think I've heard it ... hmmm.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Thursday, 25 November 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

And funnily enough, I was leaning back when I read this.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

I love this thread.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

I get to be a Redman track! Woo! I can do that stupid thing he does with his shoulders now!

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 29 November 2002 23:39 (4 years ago)

aw!

― blueski, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

Really cute.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

ten years ago:
1. Perfect Day by El Tomboto
2. Barbie Girl by Abbott
3. Wind Beneath My Wings by Jrdan S.
4. Torn by Catsupppppppppppppp dude
5. Never Ever by The Reverend
6. Ain't That Just The Way by Dom Passantino
7. Tell Him by HI DERE
8. Smack My Bitch Up by That one guy that hit it and quit it
9. Crush On You by Dr Morbius
10. Let's Go Round Again by Laurel
11. Something About The Way You Look Tonight/Candle In The Wind 97 by Heave Ho
12. You Sexy Thing by chaki
13. Who's Loving My Bay by jhøshea
14. I Will Come To You by Jordan
15. Freedom by Just got offed
16. As Long As You Love Me by max
17. Choose Life by Tracer Hand
18. Firm Biz by jaymc
19. Missing You by John Justen
20. Spice Up Your Life by roxymuzak
21. Stay by Shakey Mo Collier
22. 5,6,7,8 by chicago kevin
23. Better Day by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
24. R U Ready by Ned Raggett
25. Line Dance Party by Mark G
26. James Bond Theme by James Redd and the Blecchs
27. Help The Aged by deej
28. Do You Think I'm Sexy? by Noodle Vague
29. It's Great When We're Together by n/a
30. Open Road by Jesse
31. Tubthumping by Tom D.
32. Earthbound by Mark C
33. Sock It 2 Me by da croupier
34. Sunchyme by latebloomer
35. Angel Of Mine by scott seward
36. Ajare by Alex in Baltimore
37. U Sexy Thing by bell_labs
38. The Memory Remains by rrrobyn
39. I Surrender by Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
40. Put Your Arms Around Me by socki

― blueski, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

(British chart again natch)

― blueski, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

Mine wouldn't be so good.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

I get line dance party. great.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

is nice being out of the 40 for first time in 4 and a half years

― blueski, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

I couldn't be happier with how that turned out.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

I must have recorded "Earthbound" in one of my hardcore PCP periods as I have no idea what it is.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

haha – mine is totally appropriate.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

Mine wouldn't be so good.

-- roxymuzak, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:03 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rong!

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

loool

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

= (

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

7. Tell Him by HI DERE

^^^YES

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

TS: Roxy Spice vs. Barbie Abbott vs. Robbie Jagger vs. Elton Ho.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

I must have recorded "Earthbound" in one of my hardcore PCP periods as I have no idea what it is.

song was by white soul dude Conner Reeves, pioneering flatcap revival years before Gary Jules

― blueski, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

by socki

*imagines esteemed ILX film buff with hand puppet pal*

― blueski, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

35. Angel Of Mine by scott seward

RUFUS HAS A MILLION COMPUTERS IN HIS BRAIN BUT ALL HIS LOVE COMPUTERS ARE IN HIS STOMACH

― da croupier, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

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