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The Saddest of Ferris Wheels - American Politics, July 2026

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Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:02 (one month ago)

https://www.wlky.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-hospital-condition-louisville-kentucky/71768553

https://newrepublic.com/post/212595/mitch-mcconnell-found-unconscious-rushed-hospital

I managed to miss this back on June 14. And the Washington Post was already dead to me, but...way to piss on the Watergate legacy, Bezos!

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

From the old thread

Tomorrow we can open a new thread. If only it were as easy to move past the shitstorm called the Trump Administration, the 119th Congress, and the Supreme Court.

In Indian traditions, Saṃsāra refers to the cycle of life, suffering, death, and rebirth, from which we are all trying to escape. It is compared to a "cycle of aimless drifting, wandering or mundane existence."

Saṃsāra is contrasted with nirvana, a state of bliss in which the enlightened soul gains release from the cycle of torment that imprisons most of us.

It is often depicted, in religious imagery, as a wheel.

Rather like, dare I say, a Ferris wheel.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:15 (one month ago)

was inspired by this headline: A storm, overpriced food and a sad ferris wheel: inside Trump’s dreadful state fair

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/01/donald-trump-great-american-state-fair

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:17 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFx298i-FOc

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:38 (one month ago)

https://preview.redd.it/i-thought-this-was-a-ferris-wheel-for-years-just-now-v0-pacxk64altbg1.jpeg

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

how is this gonna work... they can't just admit they lost

The Justice Department on Tuesday directed its staff to bring fraud charges in alleged cases of birth tourism as a response to their loss in the birthright citizenship ruling from the Supreme Court on Tuesday.

In the wake of the 6-3 ruling, a memo from the Justice Department’s office of the deputy attorney general said all criminal division staff should “prioritize the investigation and prosecution of birth tourism schemes.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:47 (one month ago)

Don't there have to be laws against "birth tourism" before you can prosecute them?

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:54 (one month ago)

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/senate-bill/1812

S.1812 - Ban Birth Tourism Act 119th Congress (2025-2026)

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN] (Introduced 05/20/2025)
Committees: Senate - Judiciary
Latest Action: Senate - 05/20/2025 Read twice and referred to the Committee on the Judiciary.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:57 (one month ago)

Doesn't seem to have passed

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:57 (one month ago)

the golden boy brett kavanaugh will be pleased to revisit!

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:58 (one month ago)

There are.

https://www.migrationpolicy.org/article/birth-tourism-trump

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 18:59 (one month ago)

I did hear about a place in Southern California where they were doing this (mostly women from China) but it was for a weird reason: so their kids could pay resident tuition at colleges! Like in 18 years... pretty crazy foresight

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 July 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

That should have said xp, but there are statutes in place that the government has used to prosecute “birth tourism.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

We should all go to the Dallas GOP convention in Sept... I don't think you have to be a delegate, you can just get your freak on

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 July 2026 21:10 (one month ago)

I don't want to get my hopes up, but an 80 year old man with numerous documented health problems and many secret health problems is promising to give a two-hour speech in 107 degree heat next week...

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 22:07 (one month ago)

if it happens on July 4th the world may run out of fireworks

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2026 22:09 (one month ago)

ive still never heard how citizenship would be determined birthright is dead but then i’ve not read much about it. anyone know)

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 1 July 2026 23:33 (one month ago)

More of this please:

Dave Weigel: “When Fox News is booking you and covering you, might that be for the same reason Republican PACs spend to help progressive candidates? That they see you as easier to beat?”

Abdul El-Sayed: “It’s amazing to me how deeply they’re misjudging this. I’m like: You have never fought a counterpuncher. The number of times I’m gonna define and redefine Mike Rogers! We’re talking about an anti-charismatic old school politician who doesn’t even know what he believes, except for he wants to make himself rich off of the rest of us. You know what I’m gonna do to that man? By the time I’m done, his best friends are gonna look at him and think what I think, say what I say. I’m gonna define him into eternity. Good, help me beat the crap out of you. Little parts of your vestiges — politically — are gonna be scattered all over the state of Michigan, never to be seen again. You say “Mike Rogers,” it’ll be like: “Remember when Abdul just completely demolished that man’s political future?” By the time I’m done with him, people are going to be calling him Five Dollar Rogers.”

Weigel: “Why five dollars?”

El-Sayed: “Because of $5 gas and how he’ll do whatever you want him to do for five bucks.”

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 July 2026 02:53 (one month ago)

Ugh . Per NY Times ICE is upping arrests now but trying to do so without chaos and headlines of the past . But the new sweep has involved the arrest of a Nigerian nun based in South Texas which has gotten attention today.

Federal immigration officials have detained more than 10,000 people in the last five days, a major surge that has stemmed from a push within Immigration and Customs Enforcement to increase arrest rates.

Agency leaders in recent days ordered top ICE officials to focus more of their officers’ efforts on picking up immigrants they want to deport, according to documents obtained by The New York Times and interviews with federal officials. ICE officers have arrested people at check-ins, with immigration authorities, during traffic stops and on the street. The push has apparently yielded results, with recent arrest numbers roughly doubling from the 1,000 picked up each day earlier this year.

s. Markwayne Mullin, the homeland security secretary, pledged to mount a quieter enforcement campaign following the chaos of a monthlong operation in Minnesota, where federal officers killed two U.S. citizens.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 2 July 2026 03:27 (one month ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/us/politics/ice-immigrant-arrests-surge.html

curmudgeon, Thursday, 2 July 2026 03:28 (one month ago)

Yeah, there was a big operation the next county over from us a few weeks ago where they grabbed more than 100 people in a couple of days. It's completely terrified the local immigrant communities. But they were trying to keep it all pretty low-key, it only became news because local immigrants and advocate groups started spreading the word.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 July 2026 03:37 (one month ago)

There's an Albania barber down the street from me that was picked up a week or so ago and sent to a detention center in ... Brazil, Indiana? He reportedly came over in 2005 with a fake visa and/or Italian passport, and was allegedly ruled to be deported back in 2008, but skipped. His wife is a US citizen and they have an 8 year old kid. There's a statement from ICE that breaks the record for the number of times it sneeringly invokes "criminal illegal." It's a fucked up situation exacerbated by a complete lack of empathy from assholes that would treat him like shit no matter his status.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2026 12:51 (one month ago)

That’s the thing, Trump and the Republicans kept saying they would deport everyone, the media kept saying “oh, he only means the criminals”. Tom Homan himself literally said “they’re ALL criminals”.

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 July 2026 13:35 (one month ago)

good morning!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 July 2026 13:43 (one month ago)

Was glad to see in video clips that there were a number of folks with cowbells, drums, and more outside Malcolm X Park in DC at 8:45 am this morning where Hegseth and Stephen Miller were doing a thank you to a huge number of National Guards standing there. In video clips I have seen you can hear the noise from outside the blocked off park (called Meridian Hill Park by some) while Hegseth is speaking and he then calls the protesters ingrates. The National Guards who stand around DC doing nothing most of the time but looking at their phones cost taxpayers a million dollars a day. Miller referred to them as symbols of the virtues of "Civilization" . I had only heard that Hegseth was gonna be there late last night when I saw on Instagram some flyers about the protest. Malcolm X Park's water fountains that had been actually planned for repair for quite awhile have recently been fixed (via a National Park chosen contractor not a Trump one) and so are working fine and provide a better backdrop. Its disconcerting that Hegseth and Miller and company went to this park that is not down on the mall and is known better and used largely by locals and not tourists and politicians for its Sunday drummers circle, occasional house music events, a Fugazi show, and just hanging out

curmudgeon, Thursday, 2 July 2026 17:06 (one month ago)

Florida continues its race to the bottom of humanity

Immigration advocates in Florida have decried a “cruel and harmful” new rule by education officials aligned to hard-right Republican governor Ron DeSantis to ban undocumented students from state colleges and universities.

The Florida board of education voted on Tuesday to bar access to its 28 state-funded institutions to anybody not a US citizen or “lawfully present” in the country. It follows Florida’s move last year to strip discounted in-state tuition rates for certain immigrant students.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 July 2026 17:17 (one month ago)

Its disconcerting that Hegseth and Miller and company went to this park

It was a show of impunity, that they could come into a neighborhood take over a park named after Malcolm X and do whatever they wanted there. The message: we are the overlords here.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 July 2026 17:31 (one month ago)

if it happens on July 4th the world may run out of fireworks

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 6:09 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I think about this a lot, especially when I need a pick-me-up: while none of us will ever have the wealth or power of Trump, Elon, et al, it should comfort all of us to know that the response to our demise will not be the deafening sound of champagne corks being popped simultaneously all over the world

Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 2 July 2026 19:58 (one month ago)

they're actually charging that olympic canoeist with a felony count of touching the peeled, floating pool paint

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 July 2026 20:06 (one month ago)

soon to be another L for Jeanine Pirro

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 2 July 2026 20:11 (one month ago)

They'll get about as far with that as the sandwich-throwing felony count.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 July 2026 20:12 (one month ago)

well the story is that it's the vandals' fault, not the shitty no-bid contractor or the motorcade that drove across the curing paint

so he'll serve the purpose of supporting the lie until we've forgotten about this whole fiasco

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 July 2026 20:16 (one month ago)

xp why did they design the stage to look like a guillotine

epistantophus, Thursday, 2 July 2026 20:50 (one month ago)

They misread the guillotine order...

Mark G, Thursday, 2 July 2026 21:59 (one month ago)

Musicology Duck went to the Fourth in DC so we didn’t have to:

https://bsky.app/profile/musicologyduck.bsky.social

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 5 July 2026 05:05 (one month ago)

NB i live only a couple miles from the fireworks and barely heard anything.

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 5 July 2026 05:06 (one month ago)

Musicology Duck went to the Fourth in DC so we didn’t have to

did anything interesting happen there which we should read about

uploading this content requires perseveration (sic), Sunday, 5 July 2026 06:16 (one month ago)

sorry, no quite uneventful but everyone gets wet

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 5 July 2026 10:00 (one month ago)

ideal situation for the duck at least

epistantophus, Sunday, 5 July 2026 13:54 (one month ago)

Is Mitch McConnell dead?

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 5 July 2026 22:44 (one month ago)

The idea that he's in a coma and on life support in order to avoid calling a special election to fill his seat feels 100% on the nose.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 5 July 2026 23:02 (one month ago)

Was Mitch ever truly alive?

Cow_Art, Monday, 6 July 2026 00:08 (one month ago)

Lizards are alive, so I'm thinking it's within reason to say Mitch was, too.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2026 00:17 (one month ago)

He's 100% dead, and we are being fucked over by the lack of clarity.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 6 July 2026 00:21 (one month ago)

everone likes think that it’s an evil prez who ends up a living head in a jar, but not me. it’s instead a moriarty like mcconnell in the glass.

hi mitch— yah, i got you figgered you rat bastard

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 July 2026 00:25 (one month ago)

If he's a corpse on ice the hospital is required to fill in a death certificate and file it. otoh, he could be brain dead and intubated to the hilt, but if there's a heart beat, they can pretend he's alive and on the road to recovery.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2026 00:27 (one month ago)

David Morris, a journalist and author, also appeared to endorse the theory with a brutal jab at McConnell and his legacy.

“Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out,” Morris wrote in a social media post on X.

lol

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 6 July 2026 00:29 (one month ago)

including independent journalist and crypto commentator Adam Cochran, have a theory

hmmmm

a (waterface), Monday, 6 July 2026 00:33 (one month ago)

wow we should def believe what this crypto commentator thinks

a (waterface), Monday, 6 July 2026 00:33 (one month ago)

“at long last sir, have you no shred of decency?”

*laughter thru bubbles in jar*

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 July 2026 00:36 (one month ago)

AI Mitch is in charge now

like Superman 3 when the lady turned into a scary robot

Cow_Art, Monday, 6 July 2026 00:42 (one month ago)

Rigor Tortoise.

(saw on facebook)

nickn, Monday, 6 July 2026 05:11 (one month ago)

apparently Platner has cancelled upcoming town halls and rumors are circulating some other shit is about to drop. who knows. I'm so sick of Maine.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 6 July 2026 17:34 (one month ago)

could also just be that the polls are showing him losing to Collins

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 6 July 2026 17:36 (one month ago)

this country and maine fucking deserve susan collins is how i break it down to an extent. which extent is not humor, that’s for sure.

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 July 2026 18:34 (one month ago)

the Patriot Front is... it's BIDEN

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) on Monday called for an investigation into the Patriot Front white nationalist group after its Independence Day rally and march across Washington, D.C.

“What I find odd about Patriot Front is how under Biden they were never investigated. Well funded. Never investigated,” Luna wrote in a post on the social platform X.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 July 2026 19:22 (one month ago)

that can't be true; joe biden is Q

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:24 (one month ago)

“What I find odd about Patriot Front is how under Biden they were never investigated."

this is so silly it's sad i have to ask, but, is/was patriot front investigated under TRUMP?

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:25 (one month ago)

Platner accused of sexual assault: https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/06/graham-platner-sexual-assault-allegation-00987737

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:32 (one month ago)

xp Biden was too busy persecuting Catholics instead, which is SO diabolical because... he IS one

“FBI under Biden looked into Catholics instead. So, looks like @GOPoversight should do some digging,” she added, referring to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 July 2026 19:34 (one month ago)

Racicot previously described “reckless” and “unsettling” behavior by Platner to The New York Times, but says she didn’t go public with the specific assault claim because she didn’t want to be known as a rape victim.

Racicot said she later felt compelled to go public about her experience because the reaction to the Times story was dominated by controversy about another woman, Lyndsey Fifield, who alleged Platner mistreated her and faced attacks because of her ties to the Republican Party. (Contacted by POLITICO, Fifield stood by the allegations she made to the Times and declined to comment further.)

“My part of the story was just a read-over,” Racicot said in an interview. “And the story was Lyndsey, and the accusations of her being politically motivated.”

Racicot said she was torn over coming forward in part because she agrees with Platner politically.

...

“One of the reasons I didn’t come forward sooner was, the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person,” she said. “I just want the truth out there. I just want people to have a whole scope of who he is as a person.”

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:41 (one month ago)

congrats, Maine!

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:45 (one month ago)

how these monsters even get the notion that they should be running for any political office is beyond me.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:46 (one month ago)

he'll just say he was in "a bad place, because war, but that's not who he is.."

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 July 2026 19:51 (one month ago)

they already had a response - his campaign just said it wasn't true and that it was politically motivated, coming a week before the election, etc

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:52 (one month ago)

the election isn't until November though

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:53 (one month ago)

lol, god, stick a fork in me. true.

a week before the ballot deadline is what they mentioned. the statement:

“These allegations are very serious and Graham vigorously denies them. They are also coached and coordinated by out of state establishment operatives. For a year, opponents of this campaign have thrown everything they can at Graham –– calling him a Nazi, a war criminal, and a communist. None of it has been true and this is no different. It is not a coincidence that this story comes a week before the ballot deadline, just as the previous false allegations came a week before the primary. Graham began this campaign to fight for a Maine where everyone is treated with dignity and where Mainers are put first, and no amount of desperate smears will stop this movement from seeing that vision through.”

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:55 (one month ago)

he also says this, dude is toast

So regardless of the inaccuracy of the reporting, but mindful the political reality it will inflict, we are taking the time to reflect on the best path forward"

a (waterface), Monday, 6 July 2026 19:57 (one month ago)

I hope so, that article is damning. So were all the reddit posts, the tattoo, the slurs, and the previous story though, so I guess we'll see.

rob, Monday, 6 July 2026 20:16 (one month ago)

I don't know Maine election laws, if he dropped out before the ballot deadline (which I don't expect), could the Democrats put someone else on?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:19 (one month ago)

bluesky folx are saying he's got a week and he can drop out and they can replace him on the ballot

a (waterface), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:20 (one month ago)

I don't know Maine election laws, if he dropped out before the ballot deadline (which I don't expect), could the Democrats put someone else on?

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, July 6, 2026

Yes.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:20 (one month ago)

What a shitshow. Obviously the Dems don't have a good track record with last-minute candidate substitutions, but they still should. Put Janet Mills on there, the centrists can calm down about everyone going socialist. And then Collins still probably wins anyway, but w/e. At least you don't spend from now til November defending a rapist.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:23 (one month ago)

fuck no don't put Mills there

a (waterface), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:23 (one month ago)

Well, whoever. I don't get the feeling the Maine bench is deep.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:25 (one month ago)

oh wow i'm so shocked another story came out about platner

ivy., Monday, 6 July 2026 20:25 (one month ago)

I mean, if you want a world where rape is disqualifying for public office, then you have to make it disqualifying.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:26 (one month ago)

lots of platner apologists on bsky waffling about now

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:32 (one month ago)

as in "ok now I'm out" or trying to justify this?

rob, Monday, 6 July 2026 20:33 (one month ago)

just being weird. parker molloy, who is usually reliable, suddenly got very positive on him in the past few weeks because she saw him as better than Collins. She was doubling down on this line of thought as recently as yesterday. Today it's "Jesus, this guy". Uh yeah, wtf did you expect?

Wajahat Ali, who took a similar stance, is now just saying "well people voted for him so if you're going to replace him you'd better find someone who can win" as if Platner could have actually beat Collins to begin with.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

these people are going to need to work real hard to prove that they ever gave a fuck or even do now

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:40 (one month ago)

a useful lesson anyone can take from this is that a nazi tattoo is never going to be the one and only skeleton in the closet

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

Seeing some people like this guy — former president of the Maine Senate. He ran for governor this year and finished 3rd in the primary, so I don't know that there's any reason or mechanism to stick him in the Senate race. But he sounds OK!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Jackson_(politician)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

If he drops out, whoever they replace him with is going to lose to Collins by a bigger margin than Sara Gideon did six years ago. He's a piece of shit, but he's also a very talented politician with a message that appealed to a whole lot of Maine Democratic primary voters. Whoever the institutional Democratic Party puts up in his place is a) not going to share that message, will probably explicitly reject much of it, in fact, and b) will be seen by many Maine Democratic voters as "the quisling that Washington forced on us after the guy we actually voted for got shoved out of the race over a bunch of bullshit." (I put that last part in quotes to make it clear to even ILX's stupidest posters that those words do not represent my personal opinion.)

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:59 (one month ago)

god not even this will stop you, will it

ivy., Monday, 6 July 2026 21:12 (one month ago)

If he drops out, whoever they replace him with is going to lose to Collins by a bigger margin than Sara Gideon did six years ago. He's a piece of shit, but

whoever replaces his is probably going to lose, true. that doesn't make sticking with him a good choice. there are only bad choices, and unfortunately him dropping out and the replacement getting their ass kicked is probably the best one.

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 6 July 2026 21:12 (one month ago)

‪Mat Johnson‬
✧@matjohn✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 7m
This Is Just To Say

I told you so
about that thing
you disagreed
with me about

of which
irrefutable proof
has now emerged

Forgive me
it is too delicious
too sweet
not to remind you that
you were wrong

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 6 July 2026 21:15 (one month ago)

hey unperson while you're mind-reading every D voter in the state of Maine—and definitely not ventriloquizing your own fucked up opinions—could you double check that none of them are thinking "I don't want to vote for a rapist"?

rob, Monday, 6 July 2026 21:20 (one month ago)

parker molloy, who is usually reliable, suddenly got very positive on him in the past few weeks because she saw him as better than Collins.

Her position as I understood it is that any Democrat in the seat is better than a Republican who votes with her party 90% of the time. She was arguing with people who said that Collins would be better or that there would be no difference. I don't think she "suddenly got very positive on him" as much as she expressed the reality of the situation in which Platner is now the Democratic nominee.

jaymc, Monday, 6 July 2026 21:36 (one month ago)

Ugh unperson just stop dude

a (waterface), Monday, 6 July 2026 21:37 (one month ago)

The Maine Democratic Party leadership is calling for him to withdraw. I'm guessing they don't like him to start with, but also they're right.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 July 2026 22:30 (one month ago)

he can always go back to oystering

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 July 2026 22:32 (one month ago)

yeah you gotta pull the plug on him now. even if it means losing the seat I think Dems really do have to be serious about character right now and embracing a guy like this is just gonna solidify the perception that the Democratic party is just as unprincipled as the GOP.

frogbs, Monday, 6 July 2026 22:34 (one month ago)

in the last few minutes of that interview he did with chris hayes a few weeks ago, he was asked about the possibility of more allegations dropping etc, and he handled it the best he could for someone who must have known that this was out there and that happened and knew it before he ran for office, but it was pretty clear he was cooked

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 6 July 2026 22:34 (one month ago)

platner should drop out now while the party at least can come up with someone else

k3vin k., Monday, 6 July 2026 22:35 (one month ago)

I’ve been very clear that sexual assault or violence against women is a red line. These allegations are very serious and credible. Graham Platner should drop out from the race. I am withdrawing my endorsement.

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) July 6, 2026

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 6 July 2026 22:36 (one month ago)

xp what about Stephen King

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 July 2026 22:36 (one month ago)

thats what pisses me off about this guy. he had to know this was out there. along with the sexting story. and the tattoo. and all those Reddit posts. obviously if you're a Republican this shit is fine, maybe good even. but don't bring this to the party that's supposed to be *fighting* the bad people.

frogbs, Monday, 6 July 2026 22:38 (one month ago)

Sounds like Ro ^^^^ was fine with it all until a couple hours ago

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 July 2026 22:45 (one month ago)

Cooper Lund
One thing that I think is under-considered in this is that AOC was a bartender before she was a congresswoman and I have to wonder if she saw Platner and immediately went “I know that kind of guy”

‪Eric Michael Garcia‬
✧@ericmgar✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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AOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 July 2026 22:52 (one month ago)

He'll be the Republican Senator from Maine soon enough.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 6 July 2026 22:54 (one month ago)

yah if he’s serious about this line of work he’s in hahaha. they have fake indie angus king already, maine is made to indie. susan collins should run as indie too, everyone can pretend to be concerned about it.

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 July 2026 22:59 (one month ago)

grassroots independent, a new voice for the beleaguered oystermen in months without an R

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 July 2026 23:00 (one month ago)

xp what about Stephen King

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, July 6, 2026 6:36 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Graham Platner may drop out. (I hope he doesn't, but.) Meanwhile, the Abuser in Chief just keeps on keepin' on.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 6, 2026

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 6 July 2026 23:26 (one month ago)

cool bro

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 July 2026 23:27 (one month ago)

In case we needed more evidence that tribalism exists on the left

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2026 23:29 (one month ago)

I imagine there's quite a few like King.. 'concerning' by not a deal-breaker

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 July 2026 23:32 (one month ago)

Sounds like Ro ^^^^ was fine with it all until a couple hours ago

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, July 6, 2026 6:45 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

to be fair to ro khanna, this is another level and it is corroborated.

but i am surprised so many people were willing to get on the platner train. obviously he was a fucked up guy with trauma who was not being 100% honest about his past.

treeship., Monday, 6 July 2026 23:34 (one month ago)

i know we all want progressive policies and i am fine with "imperfect" candidates but the types of red flags this guy had were really alarming.

treeship., Monday, 6 July 2026 23:36 (one month ago)

Sometimes I feel like shitlibs are actually saying "if we exclude sex criminals we'll have no candidates", which if that's what you believe and accept, it says a lot about you.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2026 23:40 (one month ago)

i know we all want progressive policies and i am fine with "imperfect" candidates but the types of red flags this guy had were really alarming.

― treeship., Monday, July 6, 2026 7:36 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yup

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2026 23:44 (one month ago)

his bullshit evasive explanation for his tattoo should already have been disqualifying.

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 July 2026 23:45 (one month ago)

xp i don't think it was the "shitlibs" who liked platner, it was the progressives. and i get why he was appealing -- guy who came across as manly, working class, and a veteran whose positions were consistently progressive -- but he was never what people wanted him to be.

treeship., Monday, 6 July 2026 23:45 (one month ago)

yes

Dan S, Monday, 6 July 2026 23:52 (one month ago)

His support seemed like an odd combination of liberals who saw him as an electable tough guy outsider and leftists who hated the Schumer establishment and liked his current politics. And the opposition was both centrists who hated his line on Israel and leftist positions, and leftists who thought the totenkopf and various other red flags were a bridge too far or that he’d do a bait and switch once he got into office. Anyway, shows the limits of defining a guy solely by his enemies. AOC comes out of this looking pretty smart.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 00:09 (four weeks ago)

Warren finally calling for him to drop out.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 00:12 (four weeks ago)

Schumer and (DSCC Chair) Gillibrand, too

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 00:26 (four weeks ago)

also DNC gonna cut campaign funding

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 00:34 (four weeks ago)

He still has Michael Tracey.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 00:48 (four weeks ago)

A thread:

Gwen Snyder is uncivil

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No one remembers this anymore I guess but there was an entire movement of women staffers from the Bernie 2016 campaign who organized on the eve of the 2020 campaign to beg Bernie to take a proactive stance against the systemic sexual misconduct they'd experienced on the 2016 campaign

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 01:31 (four weeks ago)

i would want a source on that other than Gwen Snyder, she kinda makes stuff up a lot.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 02:04 (four weeks ago)

the metaphoring continues

Washington records world’s worst air quality for a city after 850,000 Fourth of July fireworks
Washington DC residents breathed in “unhealthy” air for hours after a 40-minute Independence Day fireworks show over the National Mall on Saturday night, with the country’s capital briefly recording the worst air quality of any major city in the world.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 16:58 (four weeks ago)

not quite accurate, the air in the 10 foot radius around Trump at all times has been considered a public health issue

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 17:03 (four weeks ago)

Has anyone actually apologised for their endorsement of Platner and if not why not? The sunken cost fallacy has made fools out of so many people over this appalling man. Not exactly reaching for the skies trying to find a non-rapist non-Nazi tattoo having candidate. I’m sure there’s at least one other mediocre white man in Maine that fits that category.

Great that people finally decided a sexual assault accusation from the right kind of women was where they drew the line but were comfortable supporting the Totenkopf tattoo and the story from the woman he abused. Oh wait, she was a conservative so that didn’t matter.

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 19:30 (four weeks ago)

Michelle Goldberg did today in her NYT column.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 19:33 (four weeks ago)

Naomi Klein has apologized on bsky and done a decent job, haven't seen any men do it though

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 19:33 (four weeks ago)

mostly they are either still defending him or grudgingly accepting that he's lost enough support from prominent Democrats that they will be forced to walk away as well

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 19:35 (four weeks ago)

It's an unfortunately unbalanced war of attrition here. The GOP has just as many sex pests and criminals or close connections to both as the Dems, possibly more, for sure as many or more known and high profile, including the highest elected official in the land's connection to one of the most conspicuous sex criminals in history, but they will never do anything about it (aside from vote for them). The Dems (sometimes) will. Hell, even the GOP will sometimes do something about it, but the wayward and feckless Dems will always be at a disadvantage against an even more completely cynical, absolutely amoral party. Don't know the solution. I suppose that's what Stephen King's gross post was about. Politics, the country ... it's all so fucked up.

Anyway, I've seen a lot of apologies, but I have no idea if they apologized weeks and months ago for all of that loser's other well known transgressions. Does Naomi Klein have a position on transgressive tattoos?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:03 (four weeks ago)

From Goldberg's NYT column:

While I’m assigning blame, I shouldn’t leave out myself. Last October, when stories about Platner’s tattoo and Reddit posts first broke, I went to Maine to write about him. I tried to convey what I saw: a campaign that was electrifying angry Maine voters. But I deeply regret that, impressed by Platner’s political charisma, I wrote that he was “nothing like the edgelord caricature I encountered online.” If anything, he seems to be significantly worse.

One person who tried to alert Democrats was Platner’s former political director, Genevieve McDonald. She quit when the first Platner scandals emerged and has been increasingly outspoken against him. Progressive operatives made her seem like a vindictive person eager to curry favor with Maine’s political establishment. In retrospect, she looks much more like someone who took a profound professional risk to do the right thing. I can’t be the only one who regrets not taking her more seriously.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:05 (four weeks ago)

I am glad that Goldberg wrote that piece last night, though I think it should be stated that her October 2025 column was less an endorsement than an attempt to understand his continued popularity in Maine after the Nazi tattoo came to light. I am not sure she ever explicitly endorsed him, though she clearly recognizes that her column may have made him look more attractive, or at least helped people take him more seriously.

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:18 (four weeks ago)

i try not to be “i told yall” too often because it’s unseemly af but i told yall.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:19 (four weeks ago)

What did you tell us, o wise one?

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:23 (four weeks ago)

saw a insta pundit yesterday who said his Blackwater employment should have been the immediate deal breaker, long before anything else came to light... pretty good point

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:24 (four weeks ago)

and the tattoo, which I assume is what table was referring to

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:25 (four weeks ago)

Platner gives a bad name to guys with Nazi tattoos.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:28 (four weeks ago)

What did you tell us, o wise one?

i said that dismissing all the concerns about him was wrong and insane, and was called an idealistic fool by certain posters here and less unkind things by others.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:33 (four weeks ago)

saw a insta pundit yesterday who said his Blackwater employment should have been the immediate deal breaker, long before anything else came to light... pretty good point

similarly, Buttigieg’s time with McKinsey and his volunteering for military service should be disqualifying, but whenever people raise that issue people just say “but he is gay!”

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:37 (four weeks ago)

gonna go out on a limb and say those are 2 very different situations

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:39 (four weeks ago)

you work for McKinsey you might as well have a totenkopf tattoo afaic

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:40 (four weeks ago)

how would one depict a passion for manipulating bread prices in tattoo form

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:42 (four weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/B5F1G74p/images.jpg

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:48 (four weeks ago)

there were weak justifications of his blackwater employment posted here at the time iirc. people really wanted someone to defeat susan collins, i get it. but nothing revealed about platner since the reveal of his nazi tattoo has surprised me. i hope some of the men in this thread understand why none of it even remotely caught me off-guard

i am aware, everyone in the country is aware that many republicans in power are evil misogynists and rapists. fucking, duh. i know they don't care

but i want people who should know better to care enough about women to not support or even make weak-ass justifications for putting a rapist in office

ivy., Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:56 (four weeks ago)

the thing i care about most in this stupid horrible hateful world is integrity, because integrity doesn't make money, because integrity doesn't "win" because it doesn't care about winning. what people have shown me in the past two years is how little integrity they have when it comes down to it, and i think less of them as a result. i do not relish this. it depresses me beyond all measure

ivy., Tuesday, 7 July 2026 20:58 (four weeks ago)

I TOLD YOU SO. SEE? SEE??! I TOLD YOU SO! I SAID ONE THING AND ANOTHER PEOPLE SAID ANOTHER THING!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MY EGO MY EGO MY EGO

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 21:26 (four weeks ago)

parker molloy blocked absolutely everyone who commented negatively on her 'soft' endorsement (ie "he's better than collins"). before she did that she was kind of pretending she thought he was bad all along.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 21:26 (four weeks ago)

god could you imagine the Stephen Miller head explosion if they actually went through with this:

The Treasury Department has scrapped plans for Harriet Tubman to be on the $20 bill, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Monday.

In response to a question about the status of the bill from Spectrum News, Bessent said the Trump administration was “not at present” planning to place Tubman’s likeness on it.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 21:30 (four weeks ago)

parker molloy blocked absolutely everyone who commented negatively on her 'soft' endorsement (ie "he's better than collins"). before she did that she was kind of pretending she thought he was bad all along.

I don't think "better than Collins" and "bad all along" are mutually exclusive.

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 21:37 (four weeks ago)

I TOLD YOU SO. SEE? SEE??! I TOLD YOU SO! I SAID ONE THING AND ANOTHER PEOPLE SAID ANOTHER THING!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MY EGO MY EGO MY EGO

It’s unseemly to care about how so many people - and my post was referring to pundits and the commentary class btw - are so comfortable handwaving the comments of a guy who’s saying that women should hold blame for their rape, yes. Definitely none of those people deserve a little shame or reflection. How mean of me! Wild you were actually more likeable under your previous username, which was awful.

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 21:39 (four weeks ago)

not sure how popular he is in Maine, but better than nothing I guess... Collins has a warchest but maybe the DNC will throw some money at this guy

Former Maine Senate President Troy Jackson (D) took an official step toward entering the state’s U.S. Senate race on Tuesday amid a pressure campaign for Democratic candidate Graham Platner to step down following a new allegation of sexual assault.

An exploratory committee filed paperwork on Jackson’s behalf with the Federal Election Commission on Tuesday, which tees the Democrat up to replace Platner if he chooses to exit the race

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 21:43 (four weeks ago)

(insert picture of Collins smoking a cigar on a balcony here)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 21:59 (four weeks ago)

Jackson's appeared at rallies with Platner, so ideologically they're not that far apart. Who knows? Maybe if he turns out not to be a piece of shit, the media will start talking about all the fucked-up things Susan Collins has done, said, and voted for, instead of just repeating "she's politically invincible and nobody can figure out why" until November.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 22:01 (four weeks ago)

I TOLD YOU SO. SEE? SEE??! I TOLD YOU SO! I SAID ONE THING AND ANOTHER PEOPLE SAID ANOTHER THING!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MY EGO MY EGO MY EGO

gfy

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 22:17 (four weeks ago)

But yeah Kenny Klips really fucking fell off huh

https://archive.is/YDZk2

All of these people took the present accusations against Platner seriously and promptly addressed them (and good on them for that). But it’s unclear to me what exactly they’re apologizing for other than not being clairvoyants able to foresee this week’s accusation before it happened.

Let me explain this very slowly for my imaginary audience of Kenny Klips and maybe two disengaged ilxors.

The stuff that was known before the rape allegations? Was already disqualifying. Where we disagree is on that matter. Nobody needed to be a “clairvoyant.” They needed to have a better fucking moral compass.

I stand by my previous defense of Platner. Drunk tattoos and sexting-out-of-wedlock struck me as the most Marine shit ever. I literally know Marines who’ve done both but later grew up and became decent guys. (Hi if you’re reading this!) I still believe in my bones that people like that deserve to have a shot at public office and that our country would be better for it. But the Marines I’m describing were never accused of more serious things like sexual assault.

I feel like anyone can get and regret a drunk tattoo. I don’t feel like anyone can keep that tattoo for literal fucking years, particularly when it’s a Totenkopf? Is having to explain basic shit like this irritating to anyone else?

By the way, the US military? Has its own Wikipedia page about its sexual assault problem. Clairvoyant Ken must know all the good ones. ☺️

”But there were so many red flags,” the argument goes, pointing to the sexting, tattoo, and Reddit posts. Think about that argument for a moment: it means that people should be disqualified from public office for things there isn’t evidence they actually did, just “red flags” from which they can supposedly be divined. Ruling out anyone with Reddit post-level flaws bars millions of otherwise decent people from politics. The only people left are the exact kind of squeaky-clean, McKinsey consultant politicians that was the entire point of my Platner article in the first place.

Nazi tattoos and posting about how women should bear responsibility for their rape are not “Reddit post-level flaws”. Most people, even in the doldrums of social media, are not that awful. Bad yes, but they are just not.

I will keep saying it: we are not reaching for the fucking stars here. You could shoehorn almost any random citizen into that candidacy and not expect even a quarter of this shit to come up! Most people are venal, but they are not this, and I feel mildly insane as a lifelong pessimist having to explain that?

I’m certain that’s still the case, regardless of how hard the media commentators try to gaslight you into thinking willingness to look past lesser flaws is the same as defending rape, misogyny, and so on.

And again I’m confident in what is handwaved here as “lesser flaws” would have been broadly disqualifying for far less important political office not all that long ago.

But why admit that the people who said Platner was a bad candidate might have a point when you can grandstand about the unimportance of issues that simply don’t strike you as disqualifying?

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 22:18 (four weeks ago)

I think everyone who supported Platner has to apologize (not being slick here. Fuck that guy). But I also think that about everyone who supported Hillary Rodham Clinton. She aided and abetted a serial rapist for years and has never seen a war or a genocide that she didn’t support. In fact, fuck to Bernie and AOC and their mealy mouth “the Biden administration is working Tirelessly to end the genocide in Palestine.” Like seriously, kill yourself. Also anyone who joined the military after Viet Nam or anyone who supported Israel after like 2006. Go get your head fucked. And anyone who was internet lawyering whether kHaaamas was bombing their own hospitals well into 2024? Literally prison.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 22:28 (four weeks ago)

cosign except cannon into the sun except prison

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 22:29 (four weeks ago)

and honestly my response to a lot of that is that those people need to fix their hearts

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 22:30 (four weeks ago)

It’s unseemly to care about how so many people

my post wasn't for you

i try not to be “i told yall” too often because it’s unseemly af but i told yall.

this is what i was responding to, meant to be tongue-in-cheek partly but still managed to rankle i see, in spite of the admission that it's nagl. oh well! my basic observation would be that there's no position or opinion one can take, no matter how noble or correct, that can't be poisoned by one's ego. it's all about tone really and sometimes it's pretty annoying. sort of a separate question to whether people should apologize (yes) or whether platner has always been a bad candidate (yes)

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 23:22 (four weeks ago)

I think everyone who supported Platner has to apologize (not being slick here. Fuck that guy). But I also think that about everyone who supported Hillary Rodham Clinton. She aided and abetted a serial rapist for years and has never seen a war or a genocide that she didn’t support. In fact, fuck to Bernie and AOC and their mealy mouth “the Biden administration is working Tirelessly to end the genocide in Palestine.” Like seriously, kill yourself. Also anyone who joined the military after Viet Nam or anyone who supported Israel after like 2006. Go get your head fucked. And anyone who was internet lawyering whether kHaaamas was bombing their own hospitals well into 2024? Literally prison.

ha, OK buddy, congratulations.

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 00:57 (four weeks ago)

Every time I think I’m comfortably left enough to tolerate the infinite purity testing, it just takes one visit to this thread to be reminded I should have apparently committed suicide at 21 for the good of the order

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 01:00 (four weeks ago)

it's just emotion that's taken me over

brimstead, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 01:00 (four weeks ago)

And fwiw I’m not here to defend some fucked up dweeb from Maine that I have frankly no interest in; I don’t live there, I don’t donate to their races, I don’t have enough time in the day, I am thoroughly disinterested tbh. Maine can do whatever they want.

But man, there are many different ways to be a stooge, and it’s easy to be a left stooge too

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 01:06 (four weeks ago)

herp derp fuck all veterans and bernie and aoc and also all the people who literally aren’t myself herpity durrr

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 01:08 (four weeks ago)

don’t you work for a spy agency?

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 01:31 (four weeks ago)

I've been thinking of how to engage with this in a way that's not too combative. It seems like what's being said is that any criticism of Platner must necessarily go hand-in-hand with criticism of most, if not all, Democrats, which is fine, I guess, but makes me wonder why you would opine on Democratic primaries and candidates whatsoever. For me, pure morality and politics are two separate but related areas that never form a perfect circle. Politicians and parties support a cluster of issues that represent the competing priorities of various constituencies. If you are inherently opposed to the concept of consensus building, compromise, and all the mess and disappointment that comes with politics because every last politician fails to line up perfectly with the one or two specific items that interest you, then there is nothing that will happen in the realm of US politics any time in the foreseeable future that will make you happy.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 01:34 (four weeks ago)

If you are inherently opposed to the concept of consensus building, compromise, and all the mess and disappointment that comes with politics because every last politician fails to line up perfectly with the one or two specific items that interest you, then there is nothing that will happen in the realm of US politics any time in the foreseeable future that will make you happy.

This is exactly what I so often find frustrating about this thread. Re Platner specifically: I really didn't care that he was a piece of shit, because the political positions I saw him espousing were things I wanted to see manifested. Was he going to be able to unilaterally separate the US from Israel, jail billionaires, establish Medicare for all? No, of course not. Those things probably still would not even be subject to debate on the US Senate floor. But having someone loudly and repeatedly arguing for those positions would "move the Overton window" and bring the US government incrementally closer to possibly implementing something in that direction. Politicians are tools. We vote for them in the hope of getting things we want. They are not moral avatars. I don't need them to be nice, or good people (though their personal behavior is certainly a weapon to be used against them come election time); I need them to do the things I want done, and if they don't do those things, they can fuck off. All that said, Platner has now moved past my personal threshold for being a piece of shit. (I understand that others' threshold is much lower, and I don't care.) I would like someone else to be the Democratic candidate for Senate in Maine, and I hope all of the following things come to pass:

1) The new Democratic candidate supports all or most of the things Platner claimed to support;
2) The Democratic voters of Maine agree to vote for someone in the general election that they did not get a chance to vote for in the primary;
3) The media that has spent so much time digging into and attacking Platner devotes at least some time to digging into and attacking Susan Collins, who is also a piece of shit with a decades-long record that somehow just never seems worthy of attention.

I have very little hope for #3, but #1 and #2 are still within the realm of possibility.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 01:44 (four weeks ago)

don’t you work for a spy agency?

No

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:01 (four weeks ago)

But even if I did, how about gfy

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:03 (four weeks ago)

I’m a spy, but on your side, you see

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:11 (four weeks ago)

OK, really.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:19 (four weeks ago)

Just to be clear: I'm not arguing that morality has zero place in politics, just that you can only reasonably expect limited alignment between your personal morals vs the overall set of policies and issues a politician stands for, let alone what they are willing to vote for in Congress. But if someone goes way beyond the acceptable line into committing sexual assault and abuse, and flirting with fascist imagery, it should not reasonably call for a thorough accounting of the failings of every last politician you don't like to accept throwing out the offending party. There's 10s of millions of people who identify as Democrats, who will gladly support replacement-grade candidates, knowing they will fail and disappoint sooner or later. These people are not hypocrites for wanting to rid themselves of someone who fundamentally breaks core party values like supporting liberal democracy over fascism, racism, and antisemitism, and supporting, respecting, and believing women when they bring to light disturbing behaviors that should prohibit anyone from holding office.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:25 (four weeks ago)

This is exactly what I so often find frustrating about this thread. Re Platner specifically: I really didn't care that he was a piece of shit, because the political positions I saw him espousing were things I wanted to see manifested. Was he going to be able to unilaterally separate the US from Israel, jail billionaires, establish Medicare for all? No, of course not. Those things probably still would not even be subject to debate on the US Senate floor. But having someone loudly and repeatedly arguing for those positions would "move the Overton window" and bring the US government incrementally closer to possibly implementing something in that direction. Politicians are tools. We vote for them in the hope of getting things we want. They are not moral avatars. I don't need them to be nice, or good people (though their personal behavior is certainly a weapon to be used against them come election time); I need them to do the things I want done, and if they don't do those things, they can fuck off. All that said, Platner has now moved past my personal threshold for being a piece of shit. (I understand that others' threshold is much lower, and I don't care.) I would like someone else to be the Democratic candidate for Senate in Maine, and I hope all of the following things come to pass:

I agree with you generally, but these points don't address Platner. I don't think the guy with the Nazi tattoo with an indifference to his sexual conduct women would have, to be kind, gotten any closer to achieving what I want from a Democratic senator.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:25 (four weeks ago)

I can't overstate how his entire persona screams sanger to me.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:40 (four weeks ago)

*danger

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:40 (four weeks ago)

But even if I did, how about gfy

if you did i would use stronger language than i have. hope this helps.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 02:45 (four weeks ago)

Ok sorry all. Day drunk from football activities and I got a little loose with it. Certainly don’t want anyone to self-harm. Not even Bernie or AOC. And ftr this wasnt meant to be some kind of “oh well if you think Platner is bad (he clearly is), then everyone is equally bad” gotcha.

But I also don’t think that our absolutely psychotic foreign policy basically since WW2, and ramping up after 9/11, can just be reduced to a pet item on a purity test designed (by the Chinese or Russians, obv) to stymie liberal/ left unity. Or, at least not any more than things as elemental as slavery, civil rights, women’s suffrage etc would be.

It feels like there’s a notion among the Smartest and most Respectable that this is a black box issue, mostly chugging along in the background regardless of the party in power, and that they can just give the hogs a culture war busy box and these dopes will think their vote means something. I believe fewer people than ever all falling for this and can see that there’s a direct line from how this mindset has played out globally, and what happens here. ie, the frontier always comes home. There’s clearly an appetite for candidates who will not only speak to this, but actually deliver on it. Democrats would be insane not to capitalize on it.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 03:10 (four weeks ago)

I think people wanted to forgive the nazi tattoo and reddit posts because they assumed it was all part of his trauma and difficult adjustment to civilian life. Many people were thrown into combat zones as part of the “war on terror” and came back as not the best versions of themselves. I can even see how someone would be inspired by one of these types becoming a progressive champion, working to fix the broken system that treats human life as disposable, a system he once served and was used by. That was kind of the whole story with him. But I don’t think people wanted to think too closely about what it meant for him to have had a past as a “messed up” guy.

I don’t think the people who wanted to forgive him were motivated always by bad intentions.

treeship 2, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 03:10 (four weeks ago)

The big problem, to begin with, was the us senate was too big a stage for someone in the early days of a redemption arc. He was obviously being dishonest about the tattoo and other things and it is now not surprising that something like this came out.

treeship 2, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 03:12 (four weeks ago)

It sucks though bc collins is likely to keep her seat and trump will continue to control the senate.

treeship 2, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 03:14 (four weeks ago)

The fact that Platner has never served in any public office, but is running for a seat in the US Senate as a party renegade and disruptor means to me he is an analog to a variety of MAGA politicians, most notably Trump himself, who went straight from reality show host to the US president, but also such yahoos as Tommy Tuberville, MTG, Boebert, and Santos. The difference would be that he would be an idiot, a demagogue and a powder keg in the service of a different agenda, while still being a vile person and a scandal waiting to erupt.

The fact that his scandals are already evident and vile is just confirmation of this predictable reality. But it is also predictable he'd mostly vote with the Democrats rather than the Republicans, which is the biggest political fact in his favor. As my Dad used to say, "you pay your nickel and you take your choice."

I'll let the Democratic Party of Maine handle this one.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 03:41 (four weeks ago)

i view most if not all public officials in the same way i presume a shopkeeper views potential shoplifters

brimstead, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 04:39 (four weeks ago)

lmao the nazi-tattoo rapist thinks he has a say in who his successor will be. bro watched too much succession.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 05:08 (four weeks ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/babsvan.bsky.social/post/3mq3yu3wask2d

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 06:01 (four weeks ago)

If you are inherently opposed to the concept of consensus building, compromise, and all the mess and disappointment that comes with politics because every last politician fails to line up perfectly with the one or two specific items that interest you

"Purity test" whining is a joke of a strawman every single time. Oh you're so high and might and unrealistic and refuse to support a politician who isn't your exact doppelganger and that's why you're suspicious of the guy with a Nazi tattoo who went to do war crimes for profit!!!!!" (pre-sexual assault and abuse allegations)

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 06:42 (four weeks ago)

It's never true, of course, and to pretend that you don't have lines in the sand is either a lie or an attempt to broadcast that your entire political ideology is centered around supporting the team that makes you feel like a smarter, more cultured person for supporting them.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 06:45 (four weeks ago)

Wow, you are wildly misreading me. Of course everyone has lines, but criticizing Platner and saying he should drop out should not also require you to apologize for every last Democrat ever because they are all horrible war criminals or whatever. The things he did can be judged on their own without throwing out the whole party.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 06:57 (four weeks ago)

Or to put it another way, if you think I am complaining about people wanting Platner to drop out, I have made it clear for a very long time that I didn't want anything to do with him the moment I learned about the tattoo.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 07:00 (four weeks ago)

I’m not sure I agree with the way the word “compromise” is often used in politics, a lot of these issues are life and death, there really isn’t a “middle ground” for a lot of issues that mean life and death (genocide, trans rights, etc). Idk I don’t really know what I’m talking about.

brimstead, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 07:26 (four weeks ago)

I TOLD YOU SO. SEE? SEE??! I TOLD YOU SO! I SAID ONE THING AND ANOTHER PEOPLE SAID ANOTHER THING!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MY EGO MY EGO MY EGO

flagged you for this, you most-shitty of ilx posters. thank you for telling on yourself.

Nina in the broadcast booth (stevie), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 07:51 (four weeks ago)

If he drops out, whoever they replace him with is going to lose to Collins by a bigger margin than Sara Gideon did six years ago. He's a piece of shit, but he's also a very talented politician

Just curious as to whether there are any data points leading to this conclusion.

uploading this content requires perseveration (sic), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 10:22 (four weeks ago)

i’m haunted by something that someone in last month’s thread —I forget who—said that the same people who recruited Platner to run were just randomly knocking on doors in his neighborhood and then when they knocked on his door, they were like “do you want to run for senate?”

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 12:16 (four weeks ago)

Platner wasn’t exactly blowing away Collins in the polls and you think a rapist and liar is going to get more support over the next four months?

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 12:21 (four weeks ago)

Xp That was me. They told me they were looking for people to run in WI CD1 against Bryan Steil.

Since that has been brought up I'll repeat what I said about Platner back when he was "just" the ex-mercenary with a Nazi tat: Stand for nothing and you'll fall for anything.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 12:26 (four weeks ago)

I think this wsj piece from last month was posted in one of the threads. It mentions one of the people who came to my house looking for people to run and she referenced Platner in her pitch. Her fiance is the main focus of the piece. (Archive link bc paywall)

https://archive.ph/FbSdr

The thing is I agree with their ideas at the core. I do think that working class people should be running and winning and pushing left politics forward.

That said, the methods they have apparently employed, which from what I can tell amount to moving fast and breaking things, have backfired. There are GOOD left candidates in my state (Fran Hong, Ryan Clancy, Darrin Madison, Chris Larson, Angelina Cruz, et al.) but they have been working for years to build power through collaboration with unions, activists, DSA, etc. The notion of flying into town, getting out and knocking doors to find a diamond in the rough to run for national office is naive at best. And now we see the results of that approach in ME.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 12:40 (four weeks ago)

ugh that guy is such a toad, complaining that people want candidates that are perfect and grown in vats

a (waterface), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 12:43 (four weeks ago)

yeah that’s the thing, an outsider with no political experience is not necessarily going to be effective at advancing their stated goals, no matter how right-on they are, at least at any level above local government.

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:04 (four weeks ago)

and in “political experience” I include organizing, union activity, activism, etc. working with other people on a common goal doesn’t necessarily mean compromising your beliefs

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:09 (four weeks ago)

Anyway Platner isn't out yet, no matter how much everyone's assuming he will be. Hope he does it soon.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:10 (four weeks ago)

apparently they're sorting out his exit: https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/08/politics/graham-platner-campaign-strategy

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:52 (four weeks ago)

good morning!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:59 (four weeks ago)

Platn't pending

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 16:10 (four weeks ago)

so are we going to find out two years from now how he profited from this?

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/08/oil-prices-brent-wti-iran-us-hormuz.html

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 16:31 (four weeks ago)

trump already made $1.4B from crypto last year alone, even as the -definitely going to crash very soon- crypto market was steady/falling

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/trump-has-made-more-than-1-billion-from-crypto-in-a-year-how/ar-AA276fJN

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:25 (four weeks ago)

it's a great time to have a lot of money, be completely corrupt, and to not care at all about the lives of other human beings

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:26 (four weeks ago)

Negronis for everyone!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:26 (four weeks ago)

there's a few articles around about maga yokels who blew their life savings on trump crypto shit and meme coins, oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:29 (four weeks ago)

in Maine it's always ME ME ME

symsymsym, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:33 (four weeks ago)

oh, i think almost all the "investors" lost money on the trump meme coins except the trump family and their friends, it was a huge surprise

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:37 (four weeks ago)

here we go with the Chavista-style SOCIALISM

The White House has launched 25 “Freedom Fuel” gas stations in an attempt to provide Americans a cheaper option at the pump.

“The FIRST Freedom Fuel Network gas station has LANDED in Philadelphia, lowering the price at the pump to $3.47 for our 47th President,” the White House wrote on the social platform X on Tuesday.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:38 (four weeks ago)

$3.47 is still a lot higher than it was before he attacked Iran for no reason

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:39 (four weeks ago)

they really are just content creators

In an accompanying video posted by the White House, multiple customers tout the new gas stations as helping them save money. One man said he was “very happy” about cheaper fuel, while another girl remarked she was “super pumped” about the new options.

“When I saw it I thought it was fake news, but I’m glad it’s true. I definitely couldn’t believe my eyes when I just rolled past,” said another man, who added the Freedom Fuel station saved him “a lot of money” on a trip to the Jersey Shore.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:46 (four weeks ago)

xpost also that station isn't in Philadelphia

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:48 (four weeks ago)

25 gas stations across America thank youn mister turmp please fuck my underage daughter

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:57 (four weeks ago)

btw isn't this exactly the sort of thing an actual socialist government would do

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:03 (four weeks ago)

hey the MAGA socialist gas is the same the same price as the Costco gas a few miles away

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:11 (four weeks ago)

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
·
1h
Trump: "I would be the greatest communist in history. I'd be right up there with Leneeen."

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:14 (four weeks ago)

Insteent Karma

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:15 (four weeks ago)

xxp that was a Hugo Chavez thing.. heavily subsidized gasoline. He even offered cheap gas to the U.S. in 2005, to 'help the poor'

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:15 (four weeks ago)

Fifteen Counts of Arson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=346c4Dt1gmg

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:18 (four weeks ago)

hey the MAGA socialist gas is the same the same price as the Costco gas a few miles away

In the future we will power our vehicles with rotisserie chicken

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:29 (four weeks ago)

as someone who drinks way too much sherry, this is actually alarming news... I can't drink Christian Brothers

“Spain is a wasted cause. We don’t want to do any trade business with Spain anymore by the way,” Trump said, sitting alongside NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte at the group’s summit in Ankara, Turkey.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:32 (four weeks ago)

Sorry Spain, I love your peanuts

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:33 (four weeks ago)

I'm loading up on piquillo peppers and the makings of gildas.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:47 (four weeks ago)

We don’t want to do any trade business with Spain

who is 'we' you stupid oaf

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:52 (four weeks ago)

"trump already made $1.4B from crypto last year alone"

at least it wasn't a rug pull
narrator voice: when something falls 97% after you've tokenized a billion it doesn't matter

there oughta be a law. and heads in baskets.
good luck murka

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 20:09 (four weeks ago)

Apparently he also said today that we were attacked by the "Islamic Republic of Japan".

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 20:23 (four weeks ago)

Also called Zelenskyy Putin

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 20:31 (four weeks ago)

y1h
Trump: "I would be the greatest communist in history. I'd be right up there with Leneeen."

Walter: Shut the fuck up Donny

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 20:53 (four weeks ago)

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/bafkreie6ivf5tlswuyg6xjkwwy5hbjjf2jbbnvso3c23lftny7o6mkdz7u

when the talking points are too specific

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 21:20 (four weeks ago)

Their conversations were substantive and corporeal

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 21:32 (four weeks ago)

The Mitch Is Back

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 21:42 (four weeks ago)

Life’s a Mitch, Then He’s Died

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 22:08 (four weeks ago)

Platner out

jaymc, Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:36 (four weeks ago)

it's a wrap

Graham Platner, the oyster farmer whose populist platform took Maine by storm, dropped his Senate bid Wednesday night as controversies over his past stacked up, leaving Democrats without a nominee to take on Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) this fall.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:36 (four weeks ago)

His dropout video is something else.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:40 (four weeks ago)

when you've lost King

Author Stephen King deleted a post on social media defending Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner (D), who is facing widespread backlash after his former girlfriend accused him of rape.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:41 (four weeks ago)


if you did i would use stronger language than i have. hope this helps.

Please feel free to use the strongest language available according to your talents, inclinations and cultural background. I truly give thousands of shits what you think of me.

trm (tombotomod), Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:42 (four weeks ago)

The Maine Democratic Party approved tentative plans for a nominating convention in the event Senate candidate Graham Platner drops out of the race, it announced Wednesday evening.

The convention would include roughly 600 people who would be selected by county-level Democratic committees, according to two people familiar with the specific plans and granted anonymity to share them. Every county committee would have to meet prior to the state nominating convention to elect 500 of those delegates, and the 100 current state committee members will also serve as delegates. State committee members voted to approve the plan Wednesday evening at the end of a lengthy emergency meeting.


https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/07/08/congress/maine-dems-convention-platner-replacement-00991253

jaymc, Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:43 (four weeks ago)

How much smoke will be in the rooms?

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:46 (four weeks ago)

rip oysterman

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:47 (four weeks ago)

His dropout video is something else.

― every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, July 8, 2026 7:40 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

You're one of those people who did Nazi it coming.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:48 (four weeks ago)

And yet you’re still the bigger asshole

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:51 (four weeks ago)

I can live with that!

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:51 (four weeks ago)

guys, guys

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:53 (four weeks ago)

weak parties get weak candidates
needful dangerous times? same
hopium is powerful drug

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:54 (four weeks ago)

apparently the Platner campaign reached out to Barbara Boxer (???) on Monday to see if she would support him.

why her? does the camapign think that the support of an 85 year old retired senator from California means anything to anyone?

jaymc, Thursday, 9 July 2026 00:59 (four weeks ago)

she once spoke fondly of On Golden Pond

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 01:13 (four weeks ago)

across the nation, people are asking “where is barbara boxer"

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Thursday, 9 July 2026 01:47 (four weeks ago)

as goes boxer so goes the maine

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 01:49 (four weeks ago)

flagged you for this, you most-shitty of ilx posters. thank you for telling on yourself.

honestly shit like this is so rude and uncalled for! be better

but anyway, what did i tell on myself, that i find it tasteless and offensive when people take allegations of sexual violence as an opportunity to settle scores? just the same when people poke their heads up when an artist or filmmaker they don't like gets caught, and now they feel the need to inform us that they never cared for them. good for you!!! btw i have never once defended platner nor am i about to start now

obviously we all vent and lash out on this, the most-shitty of ILX rolling threads, but i would never speak this way about e.g. table even if i was grumpy and in a mood. so yeah i'm going to keep posting about maptap and led zeppelin and words that annoy me and i don't give a shit what you think about me

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 9 July 2026 01:49 (four weeks ago)

sorry to dig this back up, i'm done posting about this idiotic guy and on this thread for some time

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 9 July 2026 01:50 (four weeks ago)

his whole unit maybe had the tattoos? fwiw i dont know anything about this just saw the post

Kate Glenn findingtangle.bsky.social‬

It is remarkable we have multiple allegations of an entire unit of marine vets, possibly coerced by a commanding officer, walking around with Tottenkopfs on their chests procured on active duty in a foreign country where such symbols were politically toxic and I’ve yet to see any direct follow up.

https://bsky.app/profile/findingtangle.bsky.social/post/3mpzaixy7uc2o

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 01:57 (four weeks ago)

I'm pretty sure it's been known for a while they all got the same tattoo.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 9 July 2026 02:00 (four weeks ago)

someone should look into what those guys were up to

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 02:02 (four weeks ago)

Just being murderous nazi buds

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 9 July 2026 02:03 (four weeks ago)

https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/graham-platner-rape-accusation-maine-senate

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 12:04 (four weeks ago)

the whole platner saga is such a clear example of rape culture, promoting an unstable violent man and using all sorts of dishonest manipulative arguments to counter anyone who pointed it out

The problem, as I see it, is how much of the media of “the left,” however you define it, is dominated by men who appear to have no understanding of sexual abuse or intimate partner violence, but do have a pretty hefty sexist streak that they either aren’t aware of or don’t care to remedy.

https://losingmyperspicacity.beehiiv.com/p/we-have-an-even-bigger-problem-than-graham-platner

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:38 (four weeks ago)

the whole Platner saga was people being desperate for a candidate with Platner's political positions.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:41 (four weeks ago)

Who also had the ability to beat an establishment Dem in the primary.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:42 (four weeks ago)

might want to take a breath big guy

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:43 (four weeks ago)

maybe I can synch up my breathing with your self-back patting.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:47 (four weeks ago)

i know youre feeling defensive but you dont have to lump yourself in with the people who did this shit you could read the article think about if any of its accurate

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:49 (four weeks ago)

It's the worlds smallest back pat to say you weren't cool with raping Nazis, but even then, some were cool with it, I guess.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:49 (four weeks ago)

The narrative is going to be "Women were screaming about this guy, and podcast bros forced him down our throats!" but Platner had plenty of female supporters, in Maine and elsewhere. Emma Vigeland of the Majority Report was one of them, and she gave an interview to Slate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-cS4z9vvI

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:56 (four weeks ago)

well you what bell hooks said the patriarchy doesnt have a gender, women who rode for him shouldnt be let off the hook any more than men

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:57 (four weeks ago)

i do think fwiw the (pre explicit rape accusation) i dont care if hes a shithead if he can do the politics i like is at least a clear honest argument, which in this case was obviously wrong, and which imho is generally pretty suspect, having said that i thought it was better him than collins just for structural reasons, but i had no faith that he was going to follow through on the good parts of his rhetoric because he was obviously an unstable dishonest shithead who had no business near the senate

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 13:57 (four weeks ago)

The narrative is going to be "Women were screaming about this guy, and podcast bros forced him down our throats!" but Platner had plenty of female supporters, in Maine and elsewhere.

You're worse at taking the L than Platner. He's at least dropping out.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:04 (four weeks ago)

i dont care if hes a shithead if he can do the politics i like

This was always my argument.

a clear honest argument, which in this case was obviously wrong

I don't see any evidence of that. He's been credibly accused of rape. That's enough for me to say that he should drop out of the race and let someone else run, because it renders him unelectable (and he was dropping in the polls before that). But there's never been any evidence that he's lying about his political positions. This is the United States of America. Being a leftist gains you nothing. Joining the right is the path to riches, always has been.

no business near the senate

This is bullshit, too. The Senate is a nursing home/insane asylum that should be burned down with all its current inhabitants locked inside. No one is unworthy of being a US Senator. But Platner's crimes make him unelectable, so from a pragmatic standpoint he needs to go, preferably to be replaced by someone who shares his stated positions but is not unelectable.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:10 (four weeks ago)

you thought he was electable and he wasnt due to the issues everyone was pointing out then you were wrong

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:14 (four weeks ago)

so you don’t want him to run because he’s unelectable, not because he’s a rapist Nazi?

the problem with the instrumentalization argument is that it fails to take any kind of ethical stance in favor of what amounts to horse race betting. in itself, instrumentalization lacks ethics.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:14 (four weeks ago)

having a nazi tattoo and going on a nazi podcast and saying you were a long time fan are pretty clear signs that you do not have closely held leftist politics, nazis are considered a right wing politics fyi, obvs theres other stuff too, the guy just got fired up about how unequal out economic system is, hes like elizabeth warren if she were a pretend oysterman

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:19 (four weeks ago)

outside of my drunk outburst the other day I have stayed far far away from the Platner thing. But I’m definitely in the camp of people who think left and liberal Mainers saw a viable opportunity to get rid of Collins, more than some grand plan to butch up the Dems. I believe it was about his putative policies and not presentation—something that dem aligned media STILL pretends not to get, cf Mamdani. And I (perhaps naively) refuse to believe that they wouldn’t have preferred a candidate who didn’t have the Blackwater/ tattoo/ creepy stuff with women (and now credible SA accusation). The oyster farming manly man bullshit just doesn’t matter if you’re just going to get to DC and give Peter Thiel and Israel eleventy trillion dollars.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:20 (four weeks ago)

And for the next person who says “politics has nothing to do with ethics” it actually absolutely does. everyone compromises, yes, myself included— i am not making a holier than thou argument. but to say that a politicians’s personal ethics have nothing to do with who they are as a politician has been proven wrong again and again and again.

the goal shouldn’t be to match the fascists and conservatives in their fight and griminess, but to match them in their fight and best them via a strident progressive ethic that is both personal and political.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:20 (four weeks ago)

I keep harping on this but there have to be plenty of activists, community and union organizers in Maine on the ground doing the work, but many instead went gaga for the white beefy beardo nazi tatted army man who had no record of any progressive action but was making the right noises after being a racist until like, last year.

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:20 (four weeks ago)

so you don’t want him to run because he’s unelectable, not because he’s a rapist Nazi?

Yes. Politicians are tools to achieve legislative goals. They are not moral avatars. (To run for statewide, never mind national, political office, you must be a narcissistic monster. I am not aware of any exceptions.)

xxp

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:21 (four weeks ago)

And now, with Platner out of the race and thus no longer of even potential value, I really have nothing else to say about him.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:21 (four weeks ago)

it’s not like you have much of note to say about anything else

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:23 (four weeks ago)

“blah blah i am a reactionary misogynist but also a leftist blah blah

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:23 (four weeks ago)

never going to forget how the june story was dismissed as "bad boyfriend behavior" by unperson, who didn't have to make that point, who doesn't have to continue talking about this, but he does

ivy., Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:25 (four weeks ago)

the goal shouldn’t be to match the fascists and conservatives in their fight and griminess, but to match them in their fight and best them via a strident progressive ethic that is both personal and political.

― out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, July 9, 2026 10:20 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

utterly otm. if you aren't rising to this level you're basically untrustworthy to me as a political ally!

ivy., Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:26 (four weeks ago)

the goal shouldn’t be to match the fascists and conservatives in their fight and griminess, but to match them in their fight and best them via a strident progressive ethic that is both personal and political.

100%.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:28 (four weeks ago)

Maybe I'm too gay to fall for the look of a performatively masculine oyster farmer with or without a Nazi tat.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:28 (four weeks ago)

there are still people here saying "who cares about a guy's actions if he's saying the right things," folks the actions often tell you more about someone than what they say

ivy., Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:30 (four weeks ago)

Not that it matters now but I wouldn’t mind seeing some polling of democratic and independent (and possibly even GOP) women voters in Maine who I can only assume are still seething over Collins signing off on Kavanaugh. Before the latest accusation obv

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:30 (four weeks ago)

i dont think the macho shit even plays that well, look at grumpy old man bernie he prob cant even operate a chainsaw, or urban intellectual aoc, what people connect with is the populist politics and plain talk

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:33 (four weeks ago)

there are still people here saying "who cares about a guy's actions if he's saying the right things," folks the actions often tell you more about someone than what they say

― ivy., Thursday, July 9, 2026 10:30 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

a true rule to live by

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:35 (four weeks ago)

It annoys me that lag∞n is so right on hoops AND politics.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:36 (four weeks ago)

you should try reading my terrible soccer takes for balance

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:37 (four weeks ago)

ivy otm. I never understood the argument of "he may be a bad guy but at least if elected he'll vote democrat", like why assume that would occur, especially when we have the real-time example of Fetterman getting elected and using it as a license to instead say "fuck your feelings dems, I do what I want bc I'm a strong manly man"

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:38 (four weeks ago)

I mean there are still people here who stan Hillary, not to mention Joe Biden who made liquidating 70,000 (but let’s be real you know it’s at least twice that) Palestinians the capstone of his life’s work.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:40 (four weeks ago)

ya in retrospect the fact that this guy decided to run for Senate cold is a huge red flag and a sign that this guy has a grifter mentality. a lot of Dem Soc candidates are politically inexperienced but at least have won State Assembly seats or have a history of community organization.

frogbs, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:42 (four weeks ago)

John Ossoff didn't have much experience either before his 2017 House run, but he'd worked with Hank Johnson and was at least a documentarian.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:43 (four weeks ago)

*Jon

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:43 (four weeks ago)

yeah you def want some history of working with others to advance political projects, doesnt have to be elective office could be activism union stuff etc

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:43 (four weeks ago)

right, I mean even Fetterman was mayor of some dinky town, not saying you need much (especially since it's clear that getting into politics "the right away" produces nothing but rotten and completely corrupt candidates) but you have to show some willingness to do things on the ground. you have to be the sort of person who voters can trust will still be organizing and doing community stuff even if they lose the election. if Platner lost to Collins I feel like you'd never hear from him again. as opposed to say Kat Abu who is still on the ground.

frogbs, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:51 (four weeks ago)

platners a prime candidate to go on the cancelation hysteria circuit, pays better than the senate

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:53 (four weeks ago)

omg yes

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 14:54 (four weeks ago)

tho tbf in the long run the senate pays much better

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:04 (four weeks ago)

he looks like an angry stepfather and doesn't code to me as a male model to look up to who cares what his politics are. if he's the kind of bartender who takes his shirt off halfway through a shift to show off his tats that tells me more about him than any of the "right" things he says about politics

a (waterface), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:05 (four weeks ago)

if i went to a bar and the bartender was taking his shirt off i'd be like hey i'm at the wrong bar see you guys later

a (waterface), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:06 (four weeks ago)

I think the major issue we're having today is that our entire political system has become a reality show which means you can't trust anyone running for office actually wants to make things better any more than you can trust that someone auditioning for The Bachelor is doing it because they're finally ready to settle down but just can't find the right girl. You're seeing this a lot on the right with people like MTG, Bobo, Madison Cawthorn, Spencer Pratt, George Santos, etc., for them Trump opened up an entire new "celebrity" career in right wing grievance politics. Now the pendulum is swinging the other way and I think we have to be really careful not to let any of those types of people in.

frogbs, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:06 (four weeks ago)

if i went to a bar and the bartender was taking his shirt off i'd be like hey i'm at the wrong bar see you guys later

― a (waterface)

oh right you're not gay

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:09 (four weeks ago)

hahaha

a (waterface), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:09 (four weeks ago)

i was like countdown to alfred post as soon as i saw that

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:10 (four weeks ago)

Gotta gay up this serious thread on occasion.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:11 (four weeks ago)

regarding the electability stuff, it just warrants mentioning that platner was ahead in the polls. he was absolutely electable prior to this latest story, at least by the people in maine

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:11 (four weeks ago)

i thought about it but i knew Alfred would beat me to the easy layup

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:12 (four weeks ago)

electable is not important if the person is a shithead

a (waterface), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:12 (four weeks ago)

the people in maine!!!!

ivy., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:13 (four weeks ago)

how electable is a poorly vetted guy with a ton of baggage, something to think about, in this case he was not at all electable

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:14 (four weeks ago)

electable is not important if the person is a shithead

were it so but we have 250 years of evidence to the contrary

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:17 (four weeks ago)

We've even had a couple outright white supremacists as president.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:17 (four weeks ago)

i thought about it but i knew Alfred would beat me to the easy layup

― out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table)
.
I'm not sure if I'm insulted.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:18 (four weeks ago)

to be clear, I think he should have dropped out, as I said several days ago. I just keep seeing some of you guys say “and he never would have won anyway!” for the past few months when the polls in fact showed him ahead

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:20 (four weeks ago)

he was also walking around with a grenade strapped to his neck so

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:21 (four weeks ago)

can't trust anyone running for office

Not the whole quote, but sums up the sitch. Running for office in this freak show era is almost in and of itself disqualifying.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:21 (four weeks ago)

how electable is a poorly vetted guy with a ton of baggage, something to think about, in this case he was not at all electable

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 9, 2026 8:14 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

think you can def say he wasn’t electable in the sense that another shoe was likely to drop, and you would have been right, but then again the good country folk of maine were more or less asked this exact question and said they planned to vote for him

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:22 (four weeks ago)

it definitely has the feel of poorly scripted “reality” show WWE match that you’re not allowed to turn off

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:23 (four weeks ago)

He was losing points to Collins in the lead-up to the revelations iirc.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:23 (four weeks ago)

I do think the notion of having some longstanding ties to the community, having people who are out there doing good work who can vouch for you, etc is key in re-evaluating platner’s case. he really just came out of nowhere

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:23 (four weeks ago)

Maybe I'm too gay to fall for the look of a performatively masculine oyster farmer with or without a Nazi tat.

― boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, July 9, 2026 10:28 AM (fifty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm straight and had the same issue

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:24 (four weeks ago)

polls weren't decisive from what I was seeing, and you could def interpret them as enthusiasm waning, likely due to the constant revelation of new reasons to hate this guy

rob, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:26 (four weeks ago)

yeah again not saying it was a reason to keep supporting him or anything

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:27 (four weeks ago)

Also Collins carpeting media with negative ads

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:29 (four weeks ago)

This came out before the Politico story and has an entirely different thesis fwiw: https://newrepublic.com/article/212683/maine-senate-polls-graham-platner

Two Maine Polls Just Dropped. Is It Time to Fret About Graham Platner?
The Democratic Senate candidate is pretty much tied with Susan Collins, but she’s trouncing him with working-class voters. Why, and can he turn that around?

rob, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:29 (four weeks ago)

i dont think he was a strong candidate, polling months out from the election is kinda whatever, obvs good year to run as a dem maine is a good state to flip a seat in, all things considered did platner have high electability levels id say no, which isnt to say he wouldnt have won if itd played out different but also he mightve lost too

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:30 (four weeks ago)

Also Collins carpeting media with negative ads

― every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, July 9, 2026 11:29 AM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh no negative political attack ads, how could a candidate possibly survive that

ivy., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:30 (four weeks ago)

Collins had a huge money advantage because big Dem donors weren't giving to Platner.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:32 (four weeks ago)

I read that story when it came out rob and couldn’t make sense of it at all. getting crushed in the no-college degree demo who thought he had bad morals but also leading with women, etc, pretty nutty

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:32 (four weeks ago)

the good people of maine

ivy., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:33 (four weeks ago)

ivy I hope it was clear I was being tongue in cheek about that lol I don’t really know anyone from maine. I did have one friend from med school who was from maine she was pretty nice I guess

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:34 (four weeks ago)

also, lol at the narrative of "how could the maine dem establishment pick someone like platner?" when the state has continuously reelected collins

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:35 (four weeks ago)

the maine dem establishment didn’t pick platner… do you guys read anything except bluesky lol

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:36 (four weeks ago)

Collins winning comfortably two years after Kavanaugh confirmation and furrowing her brow while voting w Trump like 9 out of 10 times does not speak well to Maine’s ‘independent’ reputation

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:39 (four weeks ago)

I read that story when it came out rob and couldn’t make sense of it at all. getting crushed in the no-college degree demo who thought he had bad morals but also leading with women, etc, pretty nutty

― k3vin k., Thursday, July 9, 2026 11:32 AM (five minutes ago)

yeah agreed, I posted it because I'd actually misremembered what it said lol. I think the bit about the race being nationalized making it more about national red vs. blue affiliation makes sense but that's a lot of interpretation for a who you voting for? poll

rob, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:40 (four weeks ago)

a lot of that probably has to do with the gender gap in education, women being more dem-leaning overall, and “morals” being interpreted by largely non-college degree men as being a commie rather than what we’d hope it means

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:42 (four weeks ago)

It might just be a coincidence that this final nail in the coffin came after those most recent polls, given all he's made it through/past so far. What was the longest stretch he ever lasted without some horrific revelation?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:44 (four weeks ago)

https://paydayreport.com/platners-guru-daniel-moraff-asked-me-to-lie-for-him-i-didnt/

​As we examine what went wrong with Platner, we should question the political consultants and influencers, such as Moraff, who shape public opinion. When reporters like me raised questions about Platner’s character, we were repeatedly dismissed by left influencers, who said we were applying “purity tests” to folks like Platner.

​While none of us knew that he was a rapist, it was very clear that he was an abuser. As an oddball, autistic kid who was bullied and beaten up by folks like Platner, I knew the type: domineering, dismissive, and dishonest—classic traits of a narcissist.

​Platner even mocked a soldier in a viral video, who was crying for help while wounded in Afghanistan. Ted Daniels, the soldier, who Platner mocked, had struggled with PTSD himself and rejected the idea that PTSD was an excuse for abusive behavior.

“PTSD is a real thing. I've dealt with it myself, and I've had to learn to live with it. It is not an excuse for dirtbag behavior,” said Daniels. “It's insulting to every veteran, every first responder, every sexual assault survivor who suffers from PTSD. There are good people out there suffering and getting the help they need and functioning every day in society.”

When we raised these concerns about clearly narcissistic and abusive behavior, we were dismissed as applying “purity tests,” but those of us who have suffered abuse from those like Platner knew the warning signs all along.

a (waterface), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:53 (four weeks ago)

When I first heard that dude’s vocal fry I was not sure if he was doing a bit or had some kind of condition

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 15:59 (four weeks ago)

meanwhile republicans out here treating racism like a competition https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social/post/3mq7vxsi7zs2c

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 16:48 (four weeks ago)

that shot where she breaks the cookie then looks at the camera

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 16:50 (four weeks ago)

they're really leaning into this 'communist' thing, good luck with that

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:12 (four weeks ago)

It still works on people in their 80s.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:15 (four weeks ago)

feels like a rare ad that actually comes off as *less* racist than it was intending to simply because it makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Chinese people don't eat fortune cookies! they were invented by an American! she's clearly not even in a Chinese restaurant!!

frogbs, Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:17 (four weeks ago)

I like this comment on the fortune cookies: And everyone loves them. Idk if “watch me destroy this thing you and your kids love” is going to get the job done

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:24 (four weeks ago)

i feel like if we get to “but fortune cookies arent even chinese,” we’ve lost

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:27 (four weeks ago)

I don't know how this will look, but we had an Authentic White Guy in a national role a couple years ago: the governor of Minnesota. Guess he lacks muscles and oysters.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:40 (four weeks ago)

also he kinda looks like Don Rickles

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:43 (four weeks ago)

he had good political instincts too but the campaign told him to stop calling weird republicans weird

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:45 (four weeks ago)

yup

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:47 (four weeks ago)

yes, they should have used him MUCH more on the stump, they silenced him

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:48 (four weeks ago)

That itself was so weird. If you can't call a freak show a freak show when you see one, then what's the point of anything? So many of these MAGA reality show goobers are objectively weird.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:49 (four weeks ago)

Walz was damn good. Now he has the taint of loser.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:51 (four weeks ago)

it wouldve fucked with their plans to check notes use liz cheney as their prime campaign surrogate

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 17:52 (four weeks ago)

I stg dem consultants are paid to lose

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:00 (four weeks ago)

democratic campaign strategists need to be sent to the reeducation camps

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:01 (four weeks ago)

feel like the Dems have been cowed ever since "basket of deplorables", like it's been their #1 priority never to say anything bad about conservatives even as they gleefully repeat completely false stories about immigrants eating pets and vote for people who call Democrats the spawn of Satan who are poisoning our bloodstream and what not. it might actually have been a mistake in 2016 but now that millions of friendships and family relationships have been permanently frayed by Trump it seems kind of important to put out candidates who seem at least half as frustrated by them as the average Dem voter

frogbs, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:31 (four weeks ago)

doesnt help that theyre beholden to big donors who dont want them to say what needs saying

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:34 (four weeks ago)

tho thats understating the problem, they actually agree with the big donors

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:37 (four weeks ago)

The lesson they should’ve taken from “basket of deplorables” is don’t say things that are bizarre or overly baroque or snobbish.

omar little, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:40 (four weeks ago)

If she’d called them “assholes”, problem solved. Except of course she is also an asshole.

omar little, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:41 (four weeks ago)

The lesson they should’ve taken from “basket of deplorables” is don’t say things that are bizarre or overly baroque or snobbish.

How hard is it to say "These people are all criminals and I'm as angry about it as you are"? Almost impossible, it seems.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:41 (four weeks ago)

When reporters like me raised questions about Platner’s character, we were repeatedly dismissed by left influencers

who are the left influencers who supported him because everyone on the left that I follow thought he was deeply suspect? are they talking about piker and other dumb youtube idiots I ignore because they suck shit?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:48 (four weeks ago)

the problem with 'basket of deplorables' is that everyone knows you get deplorables in a bucket, not a basket.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:49 (four weeks ago)

i wouldve gone with tranche of untouchables

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:51 (four weeks ago)

Now he has the taint of loser

I like Walz but don't want to think about his taint

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:51 (four weeks ago)

deplorables in a bucket, losers in a taint

omar little, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:52 (four weeks ago)

taint misbehavin'

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:53 (four weeks ago)

yea it does feel right now that the first person who explicitly promises to bring Trump, Musk, and the entire cabinet to justice is gonna open up a big lead here. so sick of the Democrats talking about how they don't want to participate in "lawfare" or escalate tensions while JD Vance gleefully goes on TV to brag about how his administration is so openly corrupt that even Watergate would've been a one day news story at most. the President literally pardoned thousands of insurrectionists and is now promising them large swaths of taxpayer dollars, oh and he also bombed a children's school just for fun, Elon took a hatchet to a ton of essential government programs and killed a bunch of kids for zero actual benefit (not to mention stealing a ton of personal data), ICE is murdering people in broad daylight and doing god knows what behind closed doors, obviously I could go on and on and on - even saying nothing about how many of them directly implicated in the Epstein files! Bringing these people to justice has got to be the bare minimum for anyone thinking about 2028 right now

frogbs, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:53 (four weeks ago)

frogbs is already more qualified to run democratic campaigns than anyone involved in the last three presidential elections

omar little, Thursday, 9 July 2026 18:54 (four weeks ago)

Jon Ossoff's star has been rising because he is one of the few prominent Senators willing to go on the attack

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:02 (four weeks ago)

the inverse of Fetterman

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:04 (four weeks ago)

new polling from that lefty rag the WSJ:

Support for capitalism among Americans has dropped within the past 10 years, according to a new survey.

In the poll, released Wednesday by The Wall Street Journal and NORC Research Center, 48 percent of respondents said American capitalism is functioning “very well” or “somewhat well,” while 51 percent said it is functioning “not too well” or “not at all well.” According to the Journal, about 37 percent of respondents in 2015 said it was not functioning well at all.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:17 (four weeks ago)

Oh I think it's functioning just as it was designed to.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:20 (four weeks ago)

Didn't they just run a poll a few weeks ago showing that Americans want the Dem party to be both more conservative and more socialist?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:25 (four weeks ago)

more:

Another 52 percent of respondents leaned toward the belief that power held by corporations and business owners harms consumers and workers and that the “government should do more to limit the influence of corporations.”

Roughly 45 percent leaned toward the belief that “America is successful because of its respect for free markets” and “when governments interfere with businesses, or seek to own private companies, they make America weaker,” according to the poll.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:27 (four weeks ago)

xpost Well, in general Americans want free stuff for us, but not them

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:30 (four weeks ago)

Yeah, "they" suck.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:31 (four weeks ago)

Even my 81 year old mom rails against capitalism.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:31 (four weeks ago)

it's just one poll but it's a pretty decent margin for the anti-capitalists

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:37 (four weeks ago)

Ossoff's also 32. He was a young man during the financial meltdown and the Obama years. He doesn't remember the bipartisan comity.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:38 (four weeks ago)

checks out

So proud of @ImagineDragons & esp. drummer @DanielPlatzman with whom, for the record, I sang “Build Me Up Buttercup” in 8th grade

— Jon Ossoff (@ossoff) January 27, 2014

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:42 (four weeks ago)

he just lost me

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:44 (four weeks ago)

That guy seems to be positioning himself for ... something (an easy cue for Soto if ever there was one).

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:45 (four weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/SXCwr1t6/source.gif

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:48 (four weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztJlZ3Ndbw4

GOP ad that shows Ossoff playing Han Solo in a skit and doing a Billy Joel parody.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:50 (four weeks ago)

oh they hate when people had fun in their youth, remember the AOC dancing video

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 19:52 (four weeks ago)

Why he can't he do wholesome manly American things like my governor and wear blackface at a frat party?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:02 (four weeks ago)

I can't prove this, but all the news articles in January 2021 about Jon Ossoff's Imagine Dragons tweets were because I dug through his old tweets and retweeted one of them ("@pitchforkmedia Looking forward to your writeup of the new @Imaginedragons album"), which then went viral. (I should've quote-tweeted!)

jaymc, Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:03 (four weeks ago)

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:08 (four weeks ago)

How hard is it to say "These people are all criminals and I'm as angry about it as you are"? Almost impossible, it seems.

It’s pretty easy to understand— they are also criminals, just not as open about their criminality

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:08 (four weeks ago)

something a bit Buttigieg-y about this one:

Jon Ossoff
@ossoff
·
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@ablaze I was going to link to a Lil Jon song but I don't want someone to ask why I linked to profanity in 15 yrs so instead I wrote this.
9:18 PM · Oct 30, 2012

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:09 (four weeks ago)

Ha, that could be quite prescient if he's a presidential candidate in late 2027.

jaymc, Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:11 (four weeks ago)

If (Platner) drops out, whoever they replace him with is going to lose to Collins by a bigger margin than Sara Gideon did six years ago. He's a piece of shit, but he's also a very talented politician

Just curious as to whether there are any data points leading to this conclusion.

Checking back on this.

uploading this content requires perseveration (sic), Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:28 (four weeks ago)

Ossoff's also 32.

Please don't post stuff like this, the grip of mortality is already looming too closely.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:38 (four weeks ago)

Platner is dragging his feet and will not file paperwork until the absolute last minute: https://www.axios.com/2026/07/09/graham-platner-exit-maine-senate-race-deadline

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:39 (four weeks ago)

xp Ossoff is actually 39, anyway

jaymc, Thursday, 9 July 2026 20:56 (four weeks ago)

"the guy with no political experience who was barely ahead of Collins (and far underwater with the white working class who he's supposed the avatar for) and can't stop lying is a very talented politician"

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 July 2026 21:15 (four weeks ago)

admittedly lying is an asset for a would-be politician, but they have to be plausible

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 July 2026 21:15 (four weeks ago)

An essay by Rebecca Traister, who lives and votes in Maine. It's paywalled, so I'm posting the whole thing.

What Women Saw In Graham Platner

In June, just before Maine’s primary and the day after the New York Times reported Graham Platner had behaved abominably with two former romantic partners, the beleaguered Senate candidate held a town hall in Bar Harbor at which he received a lengthy standing ovation. Reading reports of a crowd roaring with applause for a man alleged to have referred to women as “hatchet wounds” felt like a bellyful of poison.

But contrary to the gloating perception in some quarters of social media, these voters were not necessarily celebrating what leftist Matt Stoller called “a rejection of Dem HR lady politics.” At a town hall two days later, girded for Graham bros, I was instead surrounded by white-haired ladies cheering their hearts out, adding their names to a homemade sign reading WE ARE YOUR GRAHAMILY. On television, Platner can look skeezy, like he has a pornstache, but in the dozens of rooms I’ve seen him in this year, he comes off as an apple-cheeked kid who might remind white resistance moms of their very good boys — a young man who hates war, supports Gaza, and wants to build a future that includes health care and housing.

The national narrative has offered a simplistic view of this crucial Senate race, pitting the oysterman Platner, working-class cosplayer and dirtbaggy avatar of the male left, against a hidebound Establishment. Now that his campaign has been suspended, the question of where women fit into that cartoonish proxy war has been less discussed and even less understood.

Platner certainly is a burly white guy, but a Times–Portland Press Herald–Siena poll taken in June — after the Times story about his former romantic partners but before Politico reported in July that he’d allegedly raped one of them, which Platner denies — showed him performing better with women (winning 52 percent) than with men (45 percent) and having no firm hold on the guys he was supposed to look like, with only 36 percent support from men without a college degree. By many measures, Platner was in fact the women’s candidate in the race.

This was true even when he ran for the Democratic nomination against Janet Mills, the 78-year-old sitting governor. Anxiety about Platner’s personal misdeeds, which included revelations that he had a Nazi-ish tattoo, was outweighed by recognition of Mills’s weaknesses and the vast damage done by five-term Republican incumbent Susan Collins, a woman who has enabled accused assaulters, including Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh, to hurt not only individual women but millions of them. And yes, the fact that many women supported Platner because they cared so much about women makes this juncture extra enraging, heartbreaking, and horrible.

Among the many hard lessons of the Me Too era was that when men abuse women, the blast radius is unfathomably wide. In Platner’s case, the concentric circles surely begin with Jenny Racicot, who claims Platner raped her at the end of their on-again, off-again relationship in 2021, and Lyndsey Fifield, who recounted her bad experiences with Platner to the Times only to be written off as a right-wing operator. The circles move out quickly: to the women on his campaign watching months of grueling work blow up in their faces, the endorsers and voters who supported him and are now being blamed and mocked for their perceived errors in judgment.

Establishment Democrats and moderate pundits are taking unseemly pleasure in wagging fingers at all those women who foolishly fell for Platner’s populist façade. A local writer named Shay Stewart-Bouley, who writes under the title Black Girl in Maine, has described being called “a Nazi sympathizer and a star-struck gullible tool” for interviewing Platner and writing about his outreach to Black and immigrant communities. Elizabeth Warren, labeled “Judas” for not endorsing Bernie Sanders in 2016, is getting roasted for having endorsed Platner this cycle. The Somali American community leader and Platner supporter Safiya Khalid wrote on Facebook that social media is “filled with ‘we told you so’ posts, finger-pointing and people treating this as though they had been vindicated.”

Easy-bake appraisals of women’s choices have been particularly irksome because, over the past ten months in Maine, where I live and vote, I have watched the women around me — of every age, race, and flavor of left-of-center Democrat — struggle mightily to come to sound conclusions about this complex race. I have heard from longtime friends of Mills’s who had to tell her directly that they were not supporting her even though they love her. I know women who voted for Platner while their husbands voted for Mills. I also have female friends who could not stand Platner and were cast as the wet-blanket enemies of fun, hope, and movement politics.

Me? I thought Platner was terrific. He was smart, inspiring, a generational talent on the stump. He made people feel good and hopeful in a time that wasn’t good or hopeful. I saw how he made them googly-eyed with irrational fanaticism, a quality that is irritating but also rare and powerful in politics.

Part of what I liked about Platner was that he sounded so much like some of the female politicians I have believed in and who have lost again and again and again. Women running for office are almost never able to make people googly-eyed. He said the same things they did but in a register that was received as inspiring, not hectoring; as populist, not professorial.

Platner understood that too. On a recent podcast appearance, he conceded that his self-presentation as a “relatively healthy white man that comes across in a very masculine way” permitted him advantages. He acknowledged Betsy Sweet, a Maine leftist who ran insurgent campaigns for governor in 2018 and Senate in 2020. “Betsy literally ran on pretty much everything I talk about,” Platner said. “And they went after her, called her a witch … Then I get to do it and people are like, ‘This sounds reasonable.’ That’s insane to me. But it is also a reality.”

He was right: It is insane and it is reality, and his ability to think that through is partly what led me to trust him. Well, the joke’s on me and the many other women who thought hard about this race and chose to take a risk on a guy who had a very bad history but very good ideas, a guy we hoped had grown. We can now be cheerfully jeered for being hypocritical dummies.

But it’s also pretty rich that many of those eager to remind us that they Told Us So are the same people who also Told Us in recent years that it was a feminist insistence on Me Too–ing too hard that got us where we are now — that an unwillingness to forgive good boys who made mistakes was what ultimately drove them to the manosphere and provoked the reelection of Donald Trump and his rape-forward Cabinet of monsters.

What’s a girl to do? Give a guy a break? Or not give him a break? Anyone who pretends Platner’s candidacy represented an easy moral and philosophical calculation is wrong. Figuring out how to maintain moral clarity is awfully hard in a world where half the potential political candidates start with a gender disadvantage and the other half are raised in a world that accustoms them to power over female bodies.

In our political system, women are too often forced to depend on men. And those men often catastrophically fail us. Which brings us to whatever happens next: We are in an emergency. Caused by Graham Platner. And, honestly, by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, who was criminally negligent in clearing the field for Mills, a candidate who was wrong for the moment, rather than one who could have offered a legitimate alternative to Platner.

It seems quite possible that the candidate chosen to replace Platner will be a woman. A woman who will be asked, as Kamala Harris was two years ago, to mount a terribly difficult campaign in a terribly short amount of time — knowing that no story about her will ever be told just about her but rather about her in relation to the men who got us into this mess in the first place.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 9 July 2026 21:20 (four weeks ago)

its crazy that this info about the apple cheeks has to be hidden behind a paywall

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 21:24 (four weeks ago)

Women running for office are almost never able to make people googly-eyed

Kat Abughazaleh to thread

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 21:48 (four weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc7qJE9Nzo8

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2026 21:55 (four weeks ago)

i'm sure nobody wants to relitigate the tattoo discourse but i hate this so much:

a Nazi-ish tattoo

"a configuration of lines at right angles similar to one historically seen in 1930s Germany"

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:01 (four weeks ago)

it wasn't a swastika... it was the same skull that Ian Astbury used to have on his hat

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:02 (four weeks ago)

very good Traister piece

jaymc, Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:02 (four weeks ago)

Women running for office are almost never able to make people googly-eyed

Kat Abughazaleh to thread

AOC to thread

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:03 (four weeks ago)

For someone so important to #metoo, it's kind of weird Traister wasn't bothered by this:
“Holy fuck, how about people just take some responsibility for themselves and not get so fucked up they wind up having sex with someone they don’t mean to? Men and women, you make a choice to consume enough of a substance to lose your self control. So if you don’t want to be in a comprising situation, act like an adult for fucks sake.”

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:07 (four weeks ago)

gee wonder why everyone responded to the apple cheeked white “reformed” bad boy in a way they didn’t respond to a woman holding the same policy positions

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:09 (four weeks ago)

xp i know it was the skull but just how hard is it to say its a nazi tattoo, you can even pretend to believe that he didnt know it but objectively the image itself is still a nazi image full stop, in the same way the swastika has a long and ancient history in many varied cultures and religions and is also 100% a nazi symbol.

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:09 (four weeks ago)

at base I feel his whiteness and maleness was what made (supposedly) everyone swoon and attribute qualities such as “inspiring”’ or ”generational talent”

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:11 (four weeks ago)

i keep being told reliably that no one on earth was aware this was a nazi symbol until yesterday.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:12 (four weeks ago)

and to be called a “generational” talent I feel you have to actually win an election first.

Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:12 (four weeks ago)

yeah anyone that's seen any WWII movies with evil Nazi dudes would recognize that symbol

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:12 (four weeks ago)

to the extent that people responded to him it was because he said he would wrestle chuck schumer to the ground and put him in a dog cage

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:14 (four weeks ago)

jesus christ people are really contorting their brains into some fucking wild ass positions trying to convince everyone why it was okay, actually, to support the Nazi-tattoo sporting sexual assaulter

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:15 (four weeks ago)

don't forget ex-mercenary

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:16 (four weeks ago)

My favorite Zevon song!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 July 2026 22:22 (four weeks ago)

havent thought of that name in a long time

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uzbw6xqxcis6w2pe54nkgz3h/bafkreiaqhi2caypnzk4yq7sqvmma3zxp5d45g4qkgddgtxmsoz4sdkibty

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2026 23:20 (four weeks ago)

he's a Boer, must be a south african refugee

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 23:25 (four weeks ago)

I don't know what people like Morris Katz, Dan Moraff and Leanne Fan were doing. How was it not obvious to them from the beginning that he was person who's personal history would come down on him? People here definitely saw the warning signs

Dan S, Thursday, 9 July 2026 23:33 (four weeks ago)

For someone so important to #metoo, it's kind of weird Traister wasn't bothered by this:
“Holy fuck, how about people just take some responsibility for themselves and not get so fucked up they wind up having sex with someone they don’t mean to? Men and women, you make a choice to consume enough of a substance to lose your self control. So if you don’t want to be in a comprising situation, act like an adult for fucks sake.”

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, July 9, 2026 3:07 PM (one hour ago)

you're so right about alcohol addiction being a moral choice, more people should say this

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 July 2026 23:42 (four weeks ago)

I didn't really see the warning signs, but I honestly wasn't paying a lot of attention to a Maine Senate race... the fact that he even ran for statewide office instead of Congress or state senate or something should have been a warning as well

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 July 2026 23:45 (four weeks ago)

I'm wondering about the NH Senate race. Jeanne Shaheen (D) is retiring, and a gay guy who I like Chris Pappas (D) who is a congressman is running against Chris Sununu (R), who has served two terms as governor and is from a prominent family.

The NH senate primary isn't until September.

This race seems to have gathered no interest so far, but it could easily flip

Dan S, Thursday, 9 July 2026 23:58 (four weeks ago)

lord when we will we be free of the wicked sununu clan

lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2026 00:00 (three weeks ago)

I don't think you are you being sarcastic, but I can never tell with you

Dan S, Friday, 10 July 2026 00:03 (three weeks ago)

im serious i been hearing about these sununus since i was a kid

lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2026 00:05 (three weeks ago)

it is an amazing name tbf but still

lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2026 00:05 (three weeks ago)

My dad was presented with an award by John Sununu. He said he was an asshole.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Friday, 10 July 2026 00:06 (three weeks ago)

what the shit

Sununu was born on July 2, 1939 in Havana, Cuba while his parents were visiting Cuba on a business trip.

lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2026 00:09 (three weeks ago)

anchor baby

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 00:12 (three weeks ago)

I went to Cuba and all I brought back was this piece of shit kid

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Friday, 10 July 2026 00:14 (three weeks ago)

My ancestral country, calling in the chits.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 July 2026 00:26 (three weeks ago)

But in present day life can Chris Pappas in NH defeat Chris Sununu?

I think Susan Collins will pull it out of her ass as always against any opponent they now put up. And Platner has not officially withdrawn. He needs to do it by Monday, and the Maine Democratic Party is not conceding any demands from him

I would love for James Talarico to win in Texas, I'm still a little bit hopeful, but in my heart I don't think he will.

I also think Michigan is a Senate seat that could easily flip to Republican. El-Sayed is a very flawed candidate

We won't flip the Senate. Maybe flipping the House and dividing Congress will be good enough, but I'm not even sure of that anymore

Dan S, Friday, 10 July 2026 00:52 (three weeks ago)

El-Sayed is a very flawed candidate

Explain. Every interview I've seen with him has impressed me. He has good ideas, he articulates them well, and yeah, he's a Muslim (booga booga) but there are a lot of Muslims in Michigan. And his Republican opponent is not some beloved figure, as I understand it.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 10 July 2026 01:01 (three weeks ago)

but there are a lot of Muslims in Michigan

yeah was gonna say... it's a feature, not a bug up there

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 01:03 (three weeks ago)

Reminder that this thread exists for prognosticating about races for which the candidates haven't yet been finalized.

Doomposting containment thread

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 10 July 2026 01:16 (three weeks ago)

yeah Dan S you're kinda being an Eeyore

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 01:21 (three weeks ago)

he doesn’t like any candidates left of bill clinton. it’s a pretty clear pattern

k3vin k., Friday, 10 July 2026 01:42 (three weeks ago)

Fuck off. I hope if El-Sayed wins the primary that he will be elected. He is a worthy candidate.

But I think he has similar flaws. He is arrogant, waves any criticism away without even addressing it, is unable to apologize for anything at all ever, and is frankly misogynistic. In short, your typical straight male

Dan S, Friday, 10 July 2026 01:53 (three weeks ago)

how’s he misogynistic?

k3vin k., Friday, 10 July 2026 01:58 (three weeks ago)

He is arrogant, waves any criticism away without even addressing it, is unable to apologize for anything at all ever

I saw an interview with a CBS News journalist where the reporter began a question with, "Let's talk about what the Republicans are going to say about you..." and El-Sayed interrupted and said, "How about instead I tell you everything wrong with my Republican opponent," and proceeded to do exactly that. Is that the kind of thing you mean? Because good for him.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 10 July 2026 02:05 (three weeks ago)

Similar to Platner? His flaws went quite a bit beyond that. His campaign didn't die because he's a typical straight male.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 10 July 2026 02:06 (three weeks ago)

lmao

k3vin k., Friday, 10 July 2026 02:06 (three weeks ago)

Best I can gather is he’s pals with Hasan Piker who I think is a turd

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 10 July 2026 02:06 (three weeks ago)

ah yeah. shut it down in that case

k3vin k., Friday, 10 July 2026 02:07 (three weeks ago)

My main impression of McMorrow came from that embarrassing first line dance with someone who had a giant cut out of her face, I’m glad she dropped out.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 10 July 2026 02:16 (three weeks ago)

Too bad El-Sayed has taken over the cringe dancing from her.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Friday, 10 July 2026 02:18 (three weeks ago)

Well, maybe Haley Stevens (D-Jerusalem) will pull it out...

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 10 July 2026 02:22 (three weeks ago)

Remember that time when Haley Stevens went to an Asian Pacific Islander American (APIA) event, got drunk and thought she was at an AIPAC event? pic.twitter.com/JFwhrbDrCC

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) July 8, 2026

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Friday, 10 July 2026 02:59 (three weeks ago)

Is she drunk?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 10 July 2026 03:17 (three weeks ago)

ugh, stfu, go away already, retire, spend time with your grandkids or whatever

Cow_Art, Friday, 10 July 2026 12:19 (three weeks ago)

there should be a law that if you lose a presidential election you have to go away

lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2026 12:27 (three weeks ago)

Don't want to listen to Hillary, don't want to listen to Rahm, especially don't want to listen to Hillary about how we should listen to Rahm.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 10 July 2026 12:43 (three weeks ago)

"23-State Solution" vs. "Seven Nation Army" vs. "31 Flavors" vs. "Heinz 57."

there should be a law that if you lose a presidential election you have to go away

I can't think of the last time I saw or heard from Al Gore, or John Kerry. Hell, Mike Dukakis is still alive.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 July 2026 12:53 (three weeks ago)

but he no longer wants your turkey carcasses

jaymc, Friday, 10 July 2026 13:16 (three weeks ago)

XP about Al-Sayid's supposed misogyny, the attack ads against him on this topic are kind of hilarious: "He has called Michelle Obama misguided and uninspired!" OMG what a monster!

BrianB, Friday, 10 July 2026 13:21 (three weeks ago)

Arizona Young Democrats have retracted their endorsement of progressive U.S. house candidate Kai Newkirk, citing “concerning patterns of behavior.” #AZ04

Rep. Summer Lee (D-PA) barred Graham Platner recruiter and campaign strategist Daniel Moraff from her 2022 congressional campaign following at least three complaints of sexual misconduct against him. Justice Democrats also ceased working with Moraff after the complaints.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Friday, 10 July 2026 14:10 (three weeks ago)

Blaring from my mom's TV, lol at CNN reporting some bs "intelligence" from Israel of an allegedly specific Iranian plot to assassinate the big guy. Sure. Double lol at anyone else stupid enough to report this bullshit as anything but.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 July 2026 14:12 (three weeks ago)

I think that means Israel is going to kill DT

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Friday, 10 July 2026 14:24 (three weeks ago)

Def. not goading him into behaving even more erratically.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 July 2026 14:42 (three weeks ago)

cool cool

The Trump administration has forced out the three remaining members of an independent, bipartisan commission that supports states in administering their elections, the White House confirmed on Thursday. The move comes as President Trump seeks to cast doubt on the outcome of the upcoming midterms and impose control over how ballots are counted.

Mr. Trump terminated, effective immediately, Thomas Hicks and Benjamin Hovland, two members selected by congressional Democrats to serve on the Election Assistance Commission, and accepted the resignation of a Republican member, Christy McCormick.

The board has no other remaining members, as its fourth commissioner resigned this spring.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 July 2026 16:29 (three weeks ago)

I can't think of the last time I saw or heard from Al Gore, or John Kerry.

Al Gore still pops up every now and then due to his ongoing involvement in the battle against climate change.

MarkoP, Friday, 10 July 2026 17:01 (three weeks ago)

And his eponymous rhythm is all over social media

jaymc, Friday, 10 July 2026 17:08 (three weeks ago)

yeah both those guys have remained low-level active and don't really annoy me. Al Gore is rich as hell

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 17:09 (three weeks ago)

Kerry was the Secretary of State

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Friday, 10 July 2026 17:11 (three weeks ago)

As was Hillary Clinton, I thought we were talking about post-WH life

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 17:16 (three weeks ago)

Xpost Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck, so tough

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 July 2026 17:17 (three weeks ago)

his ongoing involvement in the battle against climate change

Who's winning?

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 July 2026 17:19 (three weeks ago)

bro invented the internet, so...

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 17:20 (three weeks ago)

bro invented the internet, so...

We have a new contender for History's Greatest Monster.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 10 July 2026 17:23 (three weeks ago)

As was Hillary Clinton, I thought we were talking about post-WH life

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, July 10, 2026 1:16 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Kerry lost in 2004 and afterward became Sec of State under Obama. Clinton was Sec of State before losing to Trump.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Friday, 10 July 2026 17:37 (three weeks ago)

for those of you who remember Norman Vincent Peale and the “power of positive thinking” I’ve often joked that Peale is history’s greatest monster because Fred Trump would take young Donnie to Riverside Church to hear him preach. And Peale’s “power of positive thinking”obviously is Trump’s whole deal.

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 July 2026 17:49 (three weeks ago)

trump got the PMA!

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 17:56 (three weeks ago)

donnie loves the Bad Brains ROIR tape

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 July 2026 18:00 (three weeks ago)

the purge of the bipartisan Election Assistance Commission mentioned above is surely just the beginning... they've already made clear that there should be a republican takeover of elections, they're not even pretending to seek free & fair elections because they know they're in for a midterm shellacking

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 19:58 (three weeks ago)

prices creeping back up

Critics of the Freedom Fuel model have questioned where the subsidies are coming from, seeing as experts have claimed the stations must be taking a loss, based on the current price of oil. Tom Kloza, an energy advisor for Gulf, told The New York Times that these kinds of promotions are unsustainable, and “the period where one sells at the disadvantaged prices is measured in hours and not days or weeks.”

Others have likened the idea behind the Freedom Fuel stations to socialism, despite the White House denying being behind the network. And there were plenty who blamed the Trump administration and its war with Iran on the rising gas prices, which were well under $3.47 nationally a year ago, according to AAA data.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 20:50 (three weeks ago)

gas here shot up 30 cents overnight

frogbs, Friday, 10 July 2026 21:17 (three weeks ago)

Why did Biden do that?

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 July 2026 21:39 (three weeks ago)

What, you can't afford .30? Get a job, hippy, 30 cents is cheaper than literally anything else you can buy, what are you complaining about? Name me one other thing you can buy for 30 cents. That's right, nothing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 July 2026 21:42 (three weeks ago)

the White House denying being behind the network

just some do-gooder trying to beat Costco at their own game, I get it... wonder if they sell Freedom Fries inside

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 21:48 (three weeks ago)

XP about Al-Sayid's supposed misogyny, the attack ads against him on this topic are kind of hilarious: "He has called Michelle Obama misguided and uninspired!" OMG what a monster!

― BrianB, Friday, July 10, 2026 6:21 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I heard he doesn’t even worship at the altar of kamala harris

k3vin k., Friday, 10 July 2026 21:50 (three weeks ago)

https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/us/politics/new-air-force-one-defensive-countermeasures.html

The new Air Force One, which President Trump flew on earlier this week to Turkey, lacks the same defensive countermeasures that were security features of the old model, including its advanced antimissile capabilities, according to multiple officials who have been briefed on how the jet was retrofitted.

Experts say the absence of those capabilities on the Boeing 747-8 aircraft, which was donated by Qatar, creates potential risk in using the jet abroad, a dynamic underscored by the abrupt decision on Wednesday for Mr. Trump to leave Turkey on the old Air Force One at the urging of the Secret Service.

omar little, Friday, 10 July 2026 21:57 (three weeks ago)

not the end of the world imo

k3vin k., Friday, 10 July 2026 22:00 (three weeks ago)

apparently he's expressed interest in taking the Qatari gift home after his term ends... I know he thinks he's 'rich' but having your own 747 is a really big expense - crew, maintenance, fuel, storage... none of which will be covered by the taxpayer. It's not like a Lear jet

Hopefully he won't be alive long enough to find out

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 July 2026 22:03 (three weeks ago)

Imagine having such a sense of self-regard that you boast how much people want you dead.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 July 2026 22:18 (three weeks ago)

he may end up spending quite a bit of time in it, at little to no cost to the American taxpayer

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 10 July 2026 22:20 (three weeks ago)

I know he thinks he's 'rich'
He’s made billions off the presidency this term he actually is rich now

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 10 July 2026 22:35 (three weeks ago)

He'd just toss the 747 into some kind of real estate deal with Putin if he'll build him a Trump tower in Moscow right near Red Square.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 July 2026 22:40 (three weeks ago)

many xp I don’t think I even believe a lot of what I posted about El-Sayed. My venting was just a personal reaction because something about his responses in the interviews I’ve seen have bothered me. Maybe I'm becoming more conservative but I’m now questioning the lens I’m seeing politics through.

He has been very impressive for the most part, he is nothing like Platner and he will be a fine Senator. He did very well in the debate. He will probably get the nomination and I hope he wins. He is, of note, also a first-time candidate for any kind of political position though, so there will be a definite learning curve, and the Senate is a big position to just step into.

I like Haley Stevens too btw, and think because of my own personality I will always favor women in politics (and in every other sphere).

Dan S, Friday, 10 July 2026 23:40 (three weeks ago)

whats the point of keeping mitch mcconnells condition secret

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:16 (three weeks ago)

so they don't have to call a special election

He'll be 'resting' til Aug 3rd

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:17 (three weeks ago)

These escapades (e.g. McConnell) would all be titillating to read about if they'd happened in some ancient decadent empire, but they're just so dreary to live through.

mick signals, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:19 (three weeks ago)

it does have a touch of Poe though: southern gothic, the family waiting for him to croak and read the will but he gets the last laugh

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:21 (three weeks ago)

why do they care if theres a special election theres going to have to be an election eventually

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:21 (three weeks ago)

Imagine how long it would take them to admit Donald died

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:21 (three weeks ago)

that i could see but mitch mc who cares man dump him off at the cemetery move on

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:23 (three weeks ago)

his wife is with her lover in Beijing, she's not too worried about it

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:24 (three weeks ago)

Oh shit, Mitch’s wife is the horrible woman that Trump was horrible to, right? I can’t keep up with all of the demons, there are too many.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:35 (three weeks ago)

yeah his family is keeping the secret what is going on here this is very odd

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:37 (three weeks ago)

Pretty sure if someone is dead you can't hide it/keep it a secret. Desecration of a corpse type stuff, legally. But brain dead on down, it's a HIPAA thing, I imagine.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:41 (three weeks ago)

no, he's been affably chatting on the phone with Republican colleagues for exactly 20 minutes apiece, they swear he's in fine fettle and ready to get back to obstructing legislation, soon

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:42 (three weeks ago)

emts loading him up like theyre headed to the morgue https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance

redecorating his house https://www.tmz.com/2026/07/10/mitch-mcconnell-house-has-carpeting-and-tile-workers/

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:43 (three weeks ago)

yeah but the bipartisan Bodybag Caucus is still doing important legislation, it's unfair to single out those without a pulse

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 July 2026 00:47 (three weeks ago)

He is, of note, also a first-time candidate for any kind of political position though, so there will be a definite learning curve, and the Senate is a big position to just step into.

El-Sayed has been a health department director for Detroit and then Wayne County, and ran for Michigan Governor in 2018 (lost in the primary to Whitmer).

symsymsym, Saturday, 11 July 2026 01:22 (three weeks ago)

xxxxxxpost Supposedly they are worried that if there is a special election for Mitch’s seat, Thomas Massie will run while the Iran War is still a motivating issue.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 July 2026 01:44 (three weeks ago)

i did see that theory but it seems like a pretty big stretch to me

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 July 2026 01:46 (three weeks ago)

ohohwoh big ol bribe airliner
carries old trump faraway

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Saturday, 11 July 2026 02:08 (three weeks ago)

I am curious how all that stuff gets treated by the next president.

jaymc, Saturday, 11 July 2026 15:14 (three weeks ago)

Honestly, it will probably all pop off easily since it's a bunch of cheapo bullshit

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 11 July 2026 15:43 (three weeks ago)

its like someone went manic with a label maker

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 July 2026 15:56 (three weeks ago)

I wonder what those photos/portraits are printed on.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 11 July 2026 15:58 (three weeks ago)

that trump...say what you want, but that guy has CLASS. look how non-tacky that looks! they're gonna put that photo on the cover of Elegant Typography magazine, it looks really, really good

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Saturday, 11 July 2026 16:54 (three weeks ago)

Ugh serifs

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Saturday, 11 July 2026 16:55 (three weeks ago)

its like someone went manic with a label maker

looks like there was a 90% off special on fake gold plated shit at a Joanne's going out of business sale

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Saturday, 11 July 2026 17:04 (three weeks ago)

i sorta think joe gop sees normal objection to this shit and is like: “lol, libs think there’s like an award for tastefulness, dumbfucks. we want women and browns enslaved or dead and no gays or man-women. taste is for losers. let’s go.”

i been here forever and i still can’t tell when suzy is being arch sometimes.

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Saturday, 11 July 2026 22:02 (three weeks ago)

Obvs serifs are the least of our problems here!

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Saturday, 11 July 2026 22:05 (three weeks ago)

phew i got ya

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Saturday, 11 July 2026 22:10 (three weeks ago)

It looks like a fucking Buffet at Vegas hotel … “CARVING STATION” … “PATISSERIE” … “CATCH OF THE DAY”

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 July 2026 22:33 (three weeks ago)

And the thing is, jokes aside, it is purely decorative... if those were signs so that his brain-melted ass knew where he was, they'd be black all-caps Helvetica.

wipes chooser (unperson), Saturday, 11 July 2026 22:57 (three weeks ago)

Agree with this:

Forget whether Kentucky law allows it – Beshear should just commence with the special election & call republicans bluff

Make them produce something resembling proof of life for McConnell or concede to filling the seat

It's what Mitch would have wanted.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 July 2026 23:30 (three weeks ago)

I'm under the impression that calling a special elections probably won't work in Beshear or Democrat's favor, that it's better to hold off and leave Senate Republicans with one less vote. I could be wrong though.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 12 July 2026 00:55 (three weeks ago)

Special elections haven't been kind to republicans lately and if they successfully duck this one by delaying until August, then Beshear will be legally obliged to appoint a republican to replace Mitch.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 12 July 2026 01:46 (three weeks ago)

as long as dems response to the latest procedural atrocity is “how could you do this,” i fear we’re damned. times change. there is apparently a time in which you must scorch the earth. let it be brief, let us be ruthless. tho ‘us’ is a stretch, i left the party. in case you felt a disturbance in the force and shit—that was me. i was only there by accident anyway.

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 July 2026 02:04 (three weeks ago)

Wouldn't Beshear be removed from office if he calls a special election?

xp

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 12 July 2026 02:06 (three weeks ago)

Not if McConnell is dead or permanently incapacitated and unable to serve out his term. He's required to call an election in that case.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 12 July 2026 02:47 (three weeks ago)

hhahahhaahha enjoy hell mother fucker

frogbs, Sunday, 12 July 2026 06:40 (three weeks ago)

not talking about Mitch

frogbs, Sunday, 12 July 2026 06:40 (three weeks ago)

Yeah, I don't want Mitch to enjoy it.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 12 July 2026 06:44 (three weeks ago)

To lose one senator etc etc

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Sunday, 12 July 2026 06:57 (three weeks ago)

That I didn’t see coming, but I certainly welcome it.

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 12 July 2026 07:18 (three weeks ago)

Waking up randomly in the middle of the night sucks, but it’s a little less frustrating when it turns out a horrible person just left the world.

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 12 July 2026 07:30 (three weeks ago)

Am I the default representative of South Carolina here? Allow me to express the one sentiment we all share: Good fucking riddance Lindsey.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 12 July 2026 07:50 (three weeks ago)

lol VegemiteGrrl otm

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 July 2026 10:01 (three weeks ago)

Good morning!

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Sunday, 12 July 2026 12:41 (three weeks ago)

can’t believe mitch did a self/less to lindsey graham

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 July 2026 12:42 (three weeks ago)

what glorious news to wake up to

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 12:43 (three weeks ago)

good morning to everyone except lindsey graham who is not awake yet

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 July 2026 12:44 (three weeks ago)

I just spoke with him for 20 minutes, he's doing OK, bit of an upset stomach.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 12:46 (three weeks ago)

I'm meeting him and Mitch for crab cakes at this new place called ... I think it's called Afterlife? The Morgue? Some sort of ironic, whimsical hipster place, probably woke. Heard they have good coffee, but only serve decaf, for some reason. I dunno, I guess it's a thing with the kids? They don't want anything keeping them up too late, plus RFK, he has this thing about caffeine, and I know the woke media media doesn't know what I'm drinking, but the last thing I need is some antifa type doxxing my coffee order.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 12:49 (three weeks ago)

Maybe it's called "The Light"? I can't remember. You know that movie, "Poltergeist"? "Don't go into the light," and all that? I can't recall, is it good to go into the light or not? I thought it was bad, but I could have sworn they go into it and ... it's good? I dunno, I should check it out. If Mitch and Linds say The Light is good, it's already got my vote, so I guess I'm going in! Save me a seat.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 12:51 (three weeks ago)

The family of Lindsey Graham has requested thoughts and prayers.

I pray they don't find out what I'm thinking right now.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2026 13:03 (three weeks ago)

This is the rare political death that will have a lot of people enthusiastically flying their flag at full mast, if you get my drift.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 13:05 (three weeks ago)

Rep. Nancy Mace is eyeing a bid for Senate to fill the vacancy left by Sen. Lindsey Graham’s sudden death, according to two people familiar with her thinking, granted anonymity to detail private discussions.

https://media.tenor.com/G27xJWslOsgAAAAe/boinggg-beavis.png

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 13:12 (three weeks ago)

I didn't think it was possible to be familiar with Nancy Mace's thinking since she seems to have encephalitis

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2026 13:13 (three weeks ago)

Good morning!!!

Cow_Art, Sunday, 12 July 2026 13:14 (three weeks ago)

so to be clear, the governor appoints a replacement right? no special election in this case?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 13:19 (three weeks ago)

Meanwhile, Chuck Grassley better get on that "Breaking Bad" binge if he wants to see how it ends.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 13:35 (three weeks ago)

Assume Gus dead

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2026 13:39 (three weeks ago)

ah I see a "special primary" is scheduled for 8/11

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 14:15 (three weeks ago)

Timeline for replacing Graham:

July 21: filing period opens
July 28: filing period closes
August 11: special primary
August 25: runoff, if they need one

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 14:17 (three weeks ago)

Would be kind of risky having a runoff, it's peak diarrhea season, at least as I understand it.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 14:21 (three weeks ago)

Both Gaham's and Mitch's seats will doubtless be filled by horrible people but they will be horrible people without Pleistocene levels of seniority / access / skill at using the machinery of power.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 July 2026 14:22 (three weeks ago)

so sad to hear Sen. Graham god the diarrhea disease and shit himself so badly that he drowned in a sea of his own shit. RIS (Rest in Shit)

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 12 July 2026 14:50 (three weeks ago)

wow what a morning

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 15:16 (three weeks ago)

Birds out singing in huge numbers, sun is shining, coffee in hand.

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 15:17 (three weeks ago)

Trump went on morning shows to supposedly talk just about Lindsey Graham -

Trump on Meet the Press says Lindsey Graham called him last evening after he got back from Ukraine and said "we're all set for the SAVE America Act."

On CNN after Graham talk-

TAPPER: Iran has declared the Strait of Hormuz closed. Is that true?

TRUMP: It's open as far as we're concerned. Don't talk about it. Talk about the reason you asked me to speak.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 12 July 2026 15:42 (three weeks ago)

Have been chastised by a friend for taking pleasure in the death of another.

"I'm reminding your better half that love is the answer."

I resisted saying "yes, I love that he's dead."

Cow_Art, Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:08 (three weeks ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zetunk75tdvsmkjqkel65dcl/post/3mqhi72jc6c2m

damn

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:09 (three weeks ago)

There's a great quote attributed to Anne Lamott making the rounds:

“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.”

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:14 (three weeks ago)

Emergency personnel responded to a call for “cardiac arrest” at Graham’s Capitol Hill home on Saturday night, according to police scanner audio obtained by NBC News.

The senator’s office confirmed the 71-year-old senator died at home “after a brief and sudden illness.”
Photographs reviewed by NBC News show that paramedics carried a person on a stretcher from Graham’s home to an awaiting ambulance. Police cars and fire trucks were also on site.

Republican leadership getting stretchered out all over the place.

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:25 (three weeks ago)

rather stretched at the end of a rope

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:26 (three weeks ago)

also would love to hear Huckleberry’s toxicology report

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:27 (three weeks ago)

[ end coda of layla begins ]

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:38 (three weeks ago)

is this true that he just came back from Ukraine and was scheduled for a TV appearance this morning?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:48 (three weeks ago)

man the stuff coming out of Iranian state TV about this is pretty fun

frogbs, Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:50 (three weeks ago)

Republican leadership getting stretchered out all over the place.

― omar little, Sunday, July 12, 2026 12:25 PM (twenty-four minutes ago)

conspiracist in me thinks it's putin

, Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:50 (three weeks ago)

Of course he didn't review after his cardiac incident, he couldn't be seen to be resisting arrest

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:59 (three weeks ago)

*revive

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2026 16:59 (three weeks ago)

lol

xxp he was doing bumps and spinning doughnuts in a Bentley all night with Zelensky

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:12 (three weeks ago)

Says a lot about the current state of US politics that Graham couldn't break into the top five worst Republican supervillains of 2026 no matter how hard he tried - and he tried as hard as he could. He could barely claw his way into the top ten.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:16 (three weeks ago)

disgusting statements from Warren and Schiff, completing their journey from "useless" to "actual enemy"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:33 (three weeks ago)

my fave take

‪rich traditions‬
✧@helld✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 31m
woke up and played some bannerlord with my morning covfefe. just opened the app, have not read any takes yet.

so: before checking anything, iran whacked lindsey graham right

they wanted to get trump but he's hiding and freaking out. 71 is very young for, essentially, a lifelong senator. sudden illness eh? they borrowed the russian umbrella right

‪Jacquie‬
✧@laj✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 30m
That would be very funny but probably a good old high cholesterol heart attack

‪rich traditions‬
✧@helld✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 28m
these guys are getting full body scans at walter reed weekly and have several industrial freezers full of boy hearts to put in these guys as needed. they do not die of lifestyle disease

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:35 (three weeks ago)

also enjoying the take that he was still in the Ukrainian drone factory when it was destroyed

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:36 (three weeks ago)

damn Nancy, Lindsey's body is still warm and his soul hasn't even reached hell yet

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:50 (three weeks ago)

Is "They" in the room with us

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:51 (three weeks ago)

holy shit i just heard the news!!!

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:53 (three weeks ago)

i woke up late, met with a friend, and then saw the little tease about a truly horrible person dying and thought it had to be mcconnell! incredible news

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:54 (three weeks ago)

this is like getting a free appetizer because you've waited too long for the main course

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 17:59 (three weeks ago)

disgusting statements from Warren and Schiff, completing their journey from "useless" to "actual enemy"

is this the statement from Warren you're referring to?

I got to know Senator Lindsey Graham traveling with him abroad in Afghanistan and Ukraine. We had just met to renew the fight for our Big Tech bill.

Even though we disagreed on much, he was always willing to negotiate, with humor and wit.

My heart goes out to his loved ones.

c u (crüt), Sunday, 12 July 2026 18:02 (three weeks ago)

Warren was a Republican before she was a (fake) progressive

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Sunday, 12 July 2026 18:04 (three weeks ago)

The only send-off any D politician should give is something like

Roses are red
Lindsey is dead
I came when I heard
Mind the stain on the bed

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2026 18:08 (three weeks ago)

lol stunned that some Senators didn’t just post Rest in Pidd

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 July 2026 18:22 (three weeks ago)

Piss that is

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 July 2026 18:22 (three weeks ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/ZKGPktkY/IMG-5969.png

a tumblr take via my daughter

get your printable keyboard workout plan for ILXors over 50 (WmC), Sunday, 12 July 2026 19:21 (three weeks ago)

oh he's definitely in that thing

frogbs, Sunday, 12 July 2026 19:24 (three weeks ago)

https://www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZBt/

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 12 July 2026 20:22 (three weeks ago)

Bouie's take on Graham (and by extension Trump) is brutal but impossible to argue with. There's no way the Times would let him publish a printed version of this, but they should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4HMequIiiY

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 12 July 2026 20:44 (three weeks ago)

re Warren "he was always willing to negotiate" - give me a fucking break

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 20:51 (three weeks ago)

"humor and wit" wtf

bonefarmer.jpg

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 20:54 (three weeks ago)

Bouie absolutely smoked him

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 12 July 2026 21:04 (three weeks ago)

Michael Fanone
7h
The Michael Fanone Show

Lindsey Graham is dead. I will always remember my first and only encounter with him when he looked the grieving mother of a dead police officer in the face and barked that he wasn’t going to listen to her blame Trump for January 6th. When I showed him my body cam footage from that day he turned away and looked at his phone. Rest in Piss you fucking worthless scumbag. If there is a hell I hope you're in it.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 July 2026 21:07 (three weeks ago)

Wow

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 12 July 2026 21:08 (three weeks ago)

Rudy hasn’t been doing so well lately, either.

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 21:37 (three weeks ago)

Ha, forgot about him. Can't wait for the cavalcade of all these assholes croaking, and that's not counting pleasant surprises like this one. Just the other day I heard that Alex Jones popped like a balloon.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 21:50 (three weeks ago)

RIP Holden Bloodfeast

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Sunday, 12 July 2026 21:52 (three weeks ago)

https://www.cardcow.com/images/set856/card00080_fr.jpg

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:05 (three weeks ago)

Looking good, Mitch. Just a normal trip to the hospital for weeks for, according to you, nothing except a lil case of pneumonia.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:10 (three weeks ago)

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward death.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:10 (three weeks ago)

趙小蘭 says it’s 100% fake “no way i’m visiting bedside for that.”

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:26 (three weeks ago)

dunno how truthful mitch is being but the broad outlines of that are def a bread and butter hospital admission for someone his age

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:37 (three weeks ago)

Chao's China trip was to secure the latest in animatronics and to study with masters of puppetry and ventriloquism.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:45 (three weeks ago)

yeah, why was everyone so sure he had a heart attack xp

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:46 (three weeks ago)

xxpost I respect your acumen, experience and education, but there's no way they would keep him in a hospital, and tie up that bed, for *weeks*, without a good reason, and I'm not entirely sure pneumonia (which he probably contracted *in* the hospital) is that reason. Even if he fell (which he's done a few times). Without something to treat, they would scan him, prescribe him some shit, then discharge him and, at least, schedule follow-ups. My mom just got a new knee, and she was out the next day, and the overnight stay was an exception to the rule, not the standard.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:55 (three weeks ago)

is your mom the senate majority leader

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:56 (three weeks ago)

No, she's speaker of the house, duh

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:57 (three weeks ago)

But, like, old people, any old people ... you don't want to be lying in a hospital for weeks!!!!! They don't want you there, *you* don't want you there.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2026 22:58 (three weeks ago)

I'm in Sanibel, in quite red southwest Florida, and I've used that Michael Fanone twice in the last three hours.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:11 (three weeks ago)

i mean sure he could just be lying, the story could be roughly true but hes understating the severity of his maladies, the story could be perfectly true and couldve just been parked up in the hospital because hes a feeble old man with unlimited health insurance, he couldve been parked up in the hospital because hes a feeble old man with unlimited health insurance who is an important person who people badly want to keep alive

all of these do seem more likely than the story that was going around that he was found unresponsive after a heart attack cause thats real bad for a feeble old man, thats assuming the picture is real and hes doing relatively ok, the picture could be fake seems pretty unlikely tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:12 (three weeks ago)

again tho what was the point of this whole charade, people close to him worried about losing their corruption privileges

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:17 (three weeks ago)

Who’s to say he’s really sentient, looks pretty dopey to me, the beatific smile of a man who likes the cute nurse posing for the photo with him.

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:20 (three weeks ago)

tbf that is roughly how he usually looks tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:22 (three weeks ago)

The glint in his eye has faded

omar little, Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:26 (three weeks ago)

He's only middle-aged for a tortoise.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:30 (three weeks ago)

xxpost I respect your acumen, experience and education, but there's no way they would keep him in a hospital, and tie up that bed, for *weeks*, without a good reason, and I'm not entirely sure pneumonia (which he probably contracted *in* the hospital) is that reason. Even if he fell (which he's done a few times). Without something to treat, they would scan him, prescribe him some shit, then discharge him and, at least, schedule follow-ups. My mom just got a new knee, and she was out the next day, and the overnight stay was an exception to the rule, not the standard.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, July 12, 2026 3:55 PM (fifty-three minutes ago)

tbh I forgot how long he'd been there, if it has been weeks then surely there were some complications going on

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:49 (three weeks ago)

“A person who spoke with Graham shortly afterward said the senator complained that he was feeling unwell," the report states. "When the person urged him to seek medical attention immediately, Graham said he would do so Sunday morning after his scheduled appearance on NBC's ‘Meet the Press.’”

Axios reported, citing an anonymous source, that Graham said he still had work to do, like "the Russia sanctions," getting "Iran sorted out," and "do Israeli-Saudi normalization."

Graham also joked, "I can't die now."

https://www.rawstory.com/lindsey-graham-2677208310/

lag∞n, Monday, 13 July 2026 00:00 (three weeks ago)

rent boy?

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 July 2026 00:06 (three weeks ago)

I don't like applying tinfoil caps but this happening right after coming back from a Ukraine/russia jaunt is kinda sus u gotta admit.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 13 July 2026 01:43 (three weeks ago)

Poisoned by Russian spies would probably be a dream way to go for him tbh.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 13 July 2026 01:48 (three weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/0VrnYMR5/oregon-Lindsey-Graham-Died-of-explosive-Diarrhea-1.png

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 02:02 (three weeks ago)

did he get airport Taco bell

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 July 2026 02:05 (three weeks ago)

xxp genuine lol

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 July 2026 02:07 (three weeks ago)

lol goddam, internet, you got this
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:s76dskqxu2zkxsjzejqjhi6g/bafkreiere7lappdj7lzvhwbcqsqs4xwj43g5hv3nj4w2nkfawgb5iuht44

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 July 2026 03:11 (three weeks ago)

okay the fact that they deliberately put today's newspaper in it is pretty suspicious. I get he's old and unwell but you don't spend weeks in a hospital and then not die

frogbs, Monday, 13 July 2026 03:16 (three weeks ago)

Instead it looks like a perky "two old people enjoying the heck out of their lives" stock photo with all the wrinkles airbrushed out. At the very least it was heavily staged to disguise the truth of his condition.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 July 2026 03:24 (three weeks ago)

Schrödinger's turtle

StanM, Monday, 13 July 2026 09:41 (three weeks ago)

https://theonion.com/gop-allies-claim-they-met-with-mitch-mcconnell-inside-body-bag/

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 July 2026 13:58 (three weeks ago)

People keep saying things like "what hospital patient is dressed like that" but if he is at a skilled nursing rehab facility like he claimed, patients regularly wear their own clothes there

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 14:15 (three weeks ago)

I don't know if the photo is real or not but I also don't enjoy "jet fuel can't melt steel beam" energy which is what I've been getting from internet sleuths.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 14:16 (three weeks ago)

I think it's very possible that he is not being entirely upfront about his medical issues, but I see no reason to conspiracy-monger around the photo, which seems genuine to me. Saw someone raising questions about the distorted type on the newspaper, and it's like, that's just an angled perspective in a low-res image.

jaymc, Monday, 13 July 2026 14:19 (three weeks ago)

also I saw Herbert West leaving his room

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 14:40 (three weeks ago)

I think it's a real picture. I'm not convinced he is speaking, or can speak or can move or walk.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 July 2026 14:40 (three weeks ago)

My wife said she thought the photo was fake. I asked why and she said "Because he's dead." lol

jaymc, Monday, 13 July 2026 14:47 (three weeks ago)

so the official story as posted by "Mitch" is that he passed out, was admitted into the hospital, at which point he contracted a mild case of pneumonia, all of which added up to a four week hospital stay?

my dad had pretty serious open heart surgery about a decade ago. he got to stay for about 3 days. my 93 year old grandma has been in and out of the hospital a bunch over the last few years - for cancer, strokes, broken bones from falls, god knows what else - I think her longest stay was 2 days.

imo this is not "jet fuel can't melt steel beam" energy but rather "the giant purple bruise is from shaking too many hands"

frogbs, Monday, 13 July 2026 14:57 (three weeks ago)

also the modern GOP is legendary for public statements that are the most transparent bullshit ever uttered because they know the media will never, ever challenge it

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:02 (three weeks ago)

like why would any sane person give them the benefit of the doubt at this point, it would be trivially easy to just point a cellphone camera at him for a 2-3 minute interview but... they don't do that

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:03 (three weeks ago)

Yeah, that's what I'm saying: hospitals want you *out*, because they need the beds. And even if you're special and they make space, patients want out, too, because they don't want to catch something!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 July 2026 15:04 (three weeks ago)

also, pneumonia is serious but it's not really anything you would hide for four weeks? That just seems sus as the kids would say

a (waterface), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:05 (three weeks ago)

After a few weeks in the hospital I relished the prospect of my own clothes and sitting up in a chair. I did a Zoom job interview from intensive care.

Not commenting on the zombieness or non-zombieness of Mitch or the realness of the photograph, just saying.

(Mitchcraft?)

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:11 (three weeks ago)

Hospitals discharge you when they feel the issue is resolved or no longer requires hospital monitoring and can be managed at home.

My dad's most serious hospital stay, where we were told on Friday he couldn't swallow on his own and we might need to make end of life decisions, resulted in him being discharged the following Monday when he passed a swallow test and began eating and talking again. The prognosis was still "he's going to die soon" but the immediate threat was gone.

My dad's stays for stool blockages were usually a week despite being low severity because it'd take 2-3 days to clear the blockage, then they'd discover UTIs and would have to put him on antibiotics for several days.

When he had a fall a year earlier, he was in the hospital for close to 2 weeks. The main reason wasn't the severity of the fall- it was that due to logistical issues and internal incompetence, they didn't wind up getting his MRI done for almost a week. Then they had to determine his ability to return home with a rehab specialist, and when that was deemed impossible, had to determine where he was headed for rehab after which added another few days.

On top of that, when you're Medicare aged, there are protections in place that allow you to challenge your discharge that are tightly regulated. During my dad's abrupt discharge, we felt it was too soon and initiated a Kepro appeal which automatically stayed his discharge by 48 hours, regardless of decision.

But if he had any trace of active pneumonia infection, in the condition he was in upon admission, I doubt they would discharge him to beat it at home.

Not saying I buy every story out of his camp, but it doesn't seem that wild to me.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:16 (three weeks ago)

yeah after 11 days in hospital last summer i never want to be in a hospital ever again

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:16 (three weeks ago)

Hospitals have last call at 1:40am. You can go anywhere you want but you can't stay there.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:17 (three weeks ago)

I think it's possible to ask for more transparency while also questioning the unusually sunny optimism about his condition, but we don't need to adopt NOVID level conspiracy thinking to do so.

I'm 100% sure his 'speech' is probably Chris Barnes style grunts and that every public statement is ghostwritten, but I'm not finding the length of the stay all that weird given the compound issues he purportedly faced. Hospitals do want to turn beds over, but typically when they feel they won't be paid for the days it is occupied or the person in question has resolved their issue as much as is possible in a hospital setting.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:23 (three weeks ago)

Mitch owns the hospital, like Johnny Wong in Hard Boiled. He can stay as long as he wants.

omar little, Monday, 13 July 2026 15:24 (three weeks ago)

Hate to see him go but love to watch him l-

Brb throwing up

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:25 (three weeks ago)

to imply we're anything even approaching conspiratorial for asking for convincing proof of life in this scenario is to accept that the nightmare funhouse reality we're currently living in is normal. McConnell is known to be a disingenuous liar and him not being available to serve in his office is extremely consequential. a photo of him in a hospital bed sitting up is not enough.

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:29 (three weeks ago)

i don't find the length of stay weird at all i find the silence weird

a (waterface), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:31 (three weeks ago)

I'm kind of mad at Lindsay Graham for just dropping dead when he could have given us another drawn-out near-death conspiracy ARG.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:39 (three weeks ago)

He'll wait it out and resign the day after Kentucky law requires a special election to fill his seat, so that the governor must appoint a Republican to complete his term. Or he'll die and they can't cover it up.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:40 (three weeks ago)

let's be real, is anybody denying this photo is real ten years ago? Photo doctoring isn't new, but the ability to create convincing doctored photos in seconds with AI is.

what proof of life do we want, sending his ear to WaPo?

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:41 (three weeks ago)

borrow nurse's iPhone, record 2-3 minute video of him answering questions coherently, share online

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:44 (three weeks ago)

I can accept skepticism but this is mostly Birther level tactics. Our main source of his being near-death was Laura Loomer.

The dude isn't fit to hold his office even if he's alive. He's frail and missing long spells of work due to it and for all intents and purposes shouldn't be leaving his house ever.

Pressure him to resign anyway - he doesn't need to be dead to be unable to hold his job.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:46 (three weeks ago)

Xpost nurse's iPhone video then deemed AI.

you see where this is going?

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:46 (three weeks ago)

xxpost Fetterman would fail this.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:46 (three weeks ago)

you'll never satisfy the true conspiracy nuts, that's not a reason to just take known liars at their word

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:47 (three weeks ago)

Like i think everyone here knows I think McConnell is the anti-Christ and I will probably do a soft-shoe routine when he's actually dead but...

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:47 (three weeks ago)

Xpost that's my point though. I have friends i respect who are acting like conspiracy nuts rn.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:48 (three weeks ago)

(IRL ones that is)

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:48 (three weeks ago)

actually i'll just step away at htis point, this isn't good for my BP

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:50 (three weeks ago)

We're going to need to see a photo of your BP reading, preferably taken by a notary.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 13 July 2026 15:58 (three weeks ago)

Our main source of his being near-death was Laura Loomer.

This is not really fair, our main source of his being near-death is him being in his 80s, being visibly frail, falling repeatedly over the past several months, then getting reportedly found unconscious, given CPR, and then being taken to the hospital for weeks.

I just saw that Chief Dipshit recommended Lindsey's sister fill his senate seat/term, and damned if she doesn't look like Lindsey in drag ...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8VntWPzVxTErvlYYtzmsvUTcdDcrwDQzm8Zq61dxibw&s

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 July 2026 16:20 (three weeks ago)

Pressure him to resign anyway - he doesn't need to be dead to be unable to hold his job.

― If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, July 13, 2026 11:46 AM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Misread that as "pleasure him to resign," and thought "Neaderthal, it's all you."

peace, man, Monday, 13 July 2026 16:33 (three weeks ago)

I don't need him to send his ear to the Post.

But we should do it anyway just because I want him to suffer and it'd be funny.

Especially whoever opens the box says in a mock Cockney accent, "What's this 'ere?"

Which is funny because it'd be an ear.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 July 2026 16:37 (three weeks ago)

It is an ear worn by an idiot
Full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 16:54 (three weeks ago)

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2690657837996064

StanM, Monday, 13 July 2026 17:06 (three weeks ago)

i haven't heard much about what the u.s. is actually doing in venezuela now. i might have missed some stuff but it seems notable that marco rubio decides where venezuela's export revenue is distributed, among other things.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/us/politics/how-marco-rubio-runs-venezuela.html
https://archive.ph/tpeiI


...Mr. Rubio now effectively controls Venezuela’s finances, the distribution of its natural resources and its government, according to interviews with more than a dozen officials and people close to both governments in Washington and Caracas, who provided details about his involvement in steering the country’s policies. Many spoke on condition of anonymity to describe private interactions and internal discussions.

While he has not visited Venezuela in person since the U.S. took over, the secretary of state is deeply involved in the country’s day-to-day operations, keeping in close contact with Delcy Rodríguez, who was Mr. Maduro’s vice president and now leads her country on an acting basis, with the imprimatur of the United States. The two exchange messages in Spanish on WhatsApp, trading gossip, birthday greetings and selfies.

Despite the banter, the relationship between Mr. Rubio and Ms. Rodríguez is far from a partnership. It is a manifestation of Trump-era American power, in which the winner takes all regardless of sovereignty and international law.

...The direct control over Venezuela’s public revenues, in particular, distinguishes Washington’s influence there from most other countries beholden to its military and financial might.

The U.S. Treasury receives the revenue from most of Venezuela’s exports, then disburses it to Venezuela through the country’s banking system, a relationship akin to parents handing out allowances to children. Mr. Rubio and his team set the conditions on what that money can be spent on, and by whom.

This system has allowed Mr. Rubio to stop Venezuela’s most egregious corruption schemes. And it brings some benefits to the Venezuelan government, which uses the effective protection of the U.S. Treasury to receive revenues without being hounded by the numerous creditors seeking repayment of billions in unpaid debt.

But the arrangement has also given Mr. Rubio immense leverage over Ms. Rodríguez, who depends on the money to pay workers and prop up the national currency.

He also oversees the application of U.S. sanctions on Venezuela, deciding who gets to do business in the country and how. He has worked to reshape the oil sector and boosted the access of U.S. companies. For her part, Ms. Rodríguez runs important government appointments by him, such as the minister of defense.

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Monday, 13 July 2026 17:20 (three weeks ago)

let's be real, is anybody denying this photo is real ten years ago? Photo doctoring isn't new, but the ability to create convincing doctored photos in seconds with AI is.

I'm not saying the GOP were exactly an honest bunch 10 years ago but they've become several orders of magnitude worse since Trump came along. to use one relevant example we can see the President is decaying at a rapid pace both physically and mentally, he's constantly falling asleep in cabinet meetings and saying shit that even for him is insane, to say nothing of his grotesque hands and bloated ankles and the fact that he's getting all these MRIs and cognitive tests for apparently no reason at all since the official word is he's still the healthiest and most energetic president ever...still a solid 6'3" and 225, idk you don't really need to be a conspiracy theorist to assume everything these people say is bullshit

frogbs, Monday, 13 July 2026 17:22 (three weeks ago)

This system has allowed Mr. Rubio to stop Venezuela’s most egregious corruption schemes.

and fuel our most egregious corruption!

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 July 2026 17:27 (three weeks ago)

From NYT:

I.R.S. Settlement: A federal judge said in a scathing ruling on Monday that President Trump’s lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service was an improper exercise in self-dealing. The ruling did not explicitly kill the settlement that Mr. Trump worked out with his own government, but referred the attorney that brought the case to the Florida state bar for potential disciplinary action.

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 July 2026 17:28 (three weeks ago)

Xxpost I mean we have video/photo/speech evidence of his brain liquefying plus we all know the constant cognitive tests and MRIs etc aren't really normal so his scenario is more that he's too stupid to be good enough to cover it up, like the poor hand makeup jobs

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2026 17:29 (three weeks ago)

I've tried this with speeding tickets, it doesn't work

US Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Monday vowed to “dismantle” the International Criminal Court and urged other countries to join the effort as the Trump administration significantly escalates its campaign against the global institution.

Rubio accused the ICC of “waging a war against our country, not with bullets or missiles,” but with “the force of so-called international law.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 July 2026 17:37 (three weeks ago)

You laugh, but my house was bombarded by subpoenas written in some foreign tongue

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 13 July 2026 18:06 (three weeks ago)

Sure, if I was figuring I was fully involved committing war crimes against humanity like Rubio, I would not want to have a court coming after my a$$ either. Only bright spot is there is no way those Maggats are going to ever want to vote for that Dumbo eared goofy MFer.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Monday, 13 July 2026 18:32 (three weeks ago)

Spies and counterrevolutionaries everywhere!

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced on Monday that the Pentagon and the Justice Department (DOJ) have created a joint task force to identify and prosecute leakers as part of the department’s effort to clamp down on disclosure of sensitive information.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 July 2026 19:15 (three weeks ago)

watch out for signal accounts ya fucking fathead

antimaxx factor (Hunt3r), Monday, 13 July 2026 20:11 (three weeks ago)

this can't be real?

Phil Lewis
CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) — South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster appoints Lindsey Graham’s sister to serve remainder of his Senate term.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 13 July 2026 20:12 (three weeks ago)

I assume it's as a caretaker until January, so no candidate gets an advantage in the primary.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 13 July 2026 20:19 (three weeks ago)

Graham took legal guardianship of his sister when he was 22 and she was 13, after both of their parents died within 15 months of each other.

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Gonorrhea

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Monday, 13 July 2026 20:25 (three weeks ago)

that would be a lot on a 22 y/o. wow lindsey was the first member of his family to attend college

antimaxx factor (Hunt3r), Monday, 13 July 2026 21:40 (three weeks ago)

Kash Patel has offered the FBI's services in investigating this mysterious death

He really does try to insert himself into every fucking story

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 July 2026 21:42 (three weeks ago)

So there's a rumor that Trump is going to announce tonight that Ossoff and Warnock are illegitimate due to 2020 electrion fraud.

Whatever, but if he does choose now for this, I'm led to think McConnell is definitely incapacitated and the Rs are down two senators.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 July 2026 23:06 (three weeks ago)

(rumor = reported by "Washington Reporter" on Bluesky, apparently run by a crank but one that is deeply embedded with Trump admin)

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 July 2026 23:07 (three weeks ago)

he also said that all Democratic Socialists should be deported, so...

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 July 2026 23:08 (three weeks ago)

Trump can announce Ossoff's and Warnock's illegitimacy, but under separation of powers that's just his opinion, nothing more. The Senate has control over seated members who've been duly sworn in, and any procedure to disqualify them would be covered in the Senate Rules, as adopted at the start of the session. The senators are damned touchy about such matters as expulsion of a member, even more so than the filibuster.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 July 2026 23:23 (three weeks ago)

both Ossoff and Warnock were officially elected in run-offs held on January 5, 2021. I suppose Trump thinks that election was fraudulent, too?

jaymc, Monday, 13 July 2026 23:27 (three weeks ago)

He generally thinks too many Black people are voting in Georgia.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 02:01 (three weeks ago)

as trump just does shit and makes you stop him, i have no idea what he’s about to insist he’s doing. like, he had his thugs and lackeys attack congress physically. he almost got away with that live, and he did succeed post facto.
so yeah. he has no hand.

antimaxx factor (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 02:04 (three weeks ago)

I mean he did just straight up say "the Strait is ours now and you will pay me 20%" today, he's just saying shit the hopes his lackeys will somehow will it into existence. in his defense this has worked out for him before. but whatever tether he had to objective reality has completely snapped by now

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 02:12 (three weeks ago)

Well he did announce tonight that he’ll be giving a prime time address to the nation on Thursday night to specifically talk about the 202 election… so it’s sure to be some bullshit.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 02:54 (three weeks ago)

sometimes a fascist tyrant can tether you to his criminal and delusional non-reality longer than you can wait for him to leave office.

if it’s somehow ever “my” move— what will i do? what will you do? rhetorical answers only

antimaxx factor (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 03:23 (three weeks ago)

^that shit is funny

antimaxx factor (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 03:23 (three weeks ago)

like come on even your dumbest voters don't believe this shit

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mql3uxqlzk2i

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 03:46 (three weeks ago)

They don't need to be convinced, they just want the spectacle of seeing someone get punished.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 04:12 (three weeks ago)

“country hating sleazebags” is pretty good

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 04:34 (three weeks ago)

ah yes the 300 yard slash let me just attack the reflecting pool for three football fields and not get caught

a (waterface), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 11:40 (three weeks ago)

vandal frogmen swimming around

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 12:00 (three weeks ago)

Maybe it was Pepe, reclaiming his reputation.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 12:31 (three weeks ago)

The point is not whether it's believable or believed; it's simply they needed a counternarrative to push, and got one, and so now the story has to be "on the other hand, Mr. Hitler contends..."

Flood the zone with algae, or something

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 12:32 (three weeks ago)

I did get a chuckle at someone who commented "Omg, thieves stole the 300 yard slash from the bottom of the Reflecting Pool!"

Do bench men dream of electric Zoongies? (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 13:49 (three weeks ago)

yeah i feel confident the 300 yard counternarrative is not going to hold a lot of. . . water

a (waterface), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 13:56 (three weeks ago)

Most people have never been there. Many regard DC (as a city and symbol) with hostility. As a result, most people have an understandably vague notion about this particular water feature and don't really care about it. Which is fine!

But it explains why they will hear conflicting stories and just shrug and say "opinions differ and I don't know who to believe." Especially as photos and videos are no longer useful as sources of fact-checking.

FWIW I biked past there two days ago and looked at it, partly drained, on Sunday.

https://i.postimg.cc/Zn1kKz0p/20260712-110301.jpg

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 14:13 (three weeks ago)

Thank goodness they are spending all this time and money on problems that didn't exist until they started spending all this time and money solving these problems.

Years ago I heard the Trump administration summed up as "a government at war with solutions," and I still think that has been most otm.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 14:37 (three weeks ago)

Rubio straight up said the other day the objective of the Iran war is to get things back to what they were before they started it

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 15:01 (three weeks ago)

A noble goal!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 15:02 (three weeks ago)

So the talking point on the Maine ICE murder sent out was, "this is Biden's fault because if he'd been tougher on immigration, ICE wouldn't have been forced to murder the wrong person".

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 15:09 (three weeks ago)

If there were no people, there would be no murders, think about it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 15:27 (three weeks ago)

now they're not even saying he 'weaponized his car,' they shot him out of an overabundance of caution for public safety... in front of his three year old daughter no less

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 16:59 (three weeks ago)

Whenever stuff like this or a mass shooting happens, at some point I always think about the dad’s monologue to Ice Cube in Friday about how solving problems with guns is bullshit. All these scared fucks running around with firepower because they’re too cowardly to handle the problem any other way.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 17:15 (three weeks ago)

not sure how much I believe this, but...

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have been instructed to suspend most vehicle stops nationwide during immigration enforcement operations, according to federal sources.

Fox News' Bill Melugin said multiple sources have confirmed that agents were told to only do traffic stops for operations targeting the most egregious criminal aliens with serious or violent criminal histories.

^^^^ that's a big caveat, considering that many people they've killed so far were misidentified

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 17:56 (three weeks ago)

Good news:

The Trump administration is abandoning its most aggressive attempt to end gender-affirming care for youth nationally, according to an official document obtained by NPR.

The document shows that the Department of Health and Human Services will not be finalizing a proposed rule that would have blocked all Medicaid and Medicare funding for hospitals that provide pediatric gender-affirming care.

Normally, HHS would propose a rule, accept public comment for 60 days, and then finalize the rule so that it could take effect. In this case, after proposing the rule in December and receiving more than 30,000 comments, the administration is abandoning the rule. At least in the next year, it will not be finalized and will not take effect.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 18:17 (three weeks ago)

Just proposing the rule had a profound chilling effect. No hospital in the USA (except maybe a few private hospitals for the very wealthy) could afford to risk losing their Medicare/Medicaid funding, so the very threat was enough to make many hospitals comply preemptively. Still, good news insofar as it goes.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 18:29 (three weeks ago)

No idea how real this is, but I'm seeing speculation that the Ossoff/Warnock election fraud announcement could be tied to some engineered confession from Nicolás Maduro regarding Venezuelan interference in the 2020 election.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 19:46 (three weeks ago)

This has nothing to do with Ossoff being a likely POTUS candidate in ‘28, oh no…

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 19:48 (three weeks ago)

or the fact that Republican senators are dropping dead at an alarming rate

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 19:48 (three weeks ago)

there is no way any of that passes the sniff test

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 20:25 (three weeks ago)

oh no doubt

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 20:28 (three weeks ago)

Trump really doesn't realize how badly 2020 election conspiracy theories are playing now, nobody wants to hear it anymore, even his own party is like "can we move on". some of them will play along because of midterms but it's an act of desperation, not power

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 20:36 (three weeks ago)

the proper response will be a collective [jerk off motion]

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 20:43 (three weeks ago)

nodding along with the phony 2020 chicanery is just a loyalty test at this point

I say just dig in deeper, blame Maduro and his socialist allies the evil Democrats

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 20:44 (three weeks ago)

another toady licks the hand

Indiana Republican Sen. Jim Banks on Monday introduced a bill that would codify President Trump’s Day 1 executive order reshaping the definition of birthright citizenship in the U.S.

The Citizenship Act of 2026 requires that any person who enters the U.S. “without authorization or for the purpose of engaging in birth tourism is considered an invader.”

“The Supreme Court’s birthright citizenship decision was an unprecedented assault on American sovereignty, and we must do whatever it takes to save our country,” Banks said in the statement.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 21:01 (three weeks ago)

Senator Banks, what proof can you offer us that you are a citizen of the USA, aside from the fact you were born in the USA? Oh, I see. You say your parents were citizens. What proof can you offer us that they were citizens?

Repeat as needed.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 21:07 (three weeks ago)

I like how he sees the status quo ruling as an unprecedented assault

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 July 2026 21:10 (three weeks ago)

another toady licks the hand

I first misread this as another toady licks the toad. Maybe toad licking would help some of these toads.

cinematic hobo hip-hop rock ‘n’ roll blues-jazz soul-review (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 22:11 (three weeks ago)

appropriately enough, toady is short for toad-eater, indicating the toady would eat a toad in order to please their overlord

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 22:19 (three weeks ago)

I think "all the shit Trump throws to see if any will stick comes from his own diaper" would be a good line of attack, but sometimes I second-guess myself and think the gen. pop. would be turned off by an image that gross, but then again Jamelle Bouie just posted "'merit' means illegal gender discrimination because women in command make pete hegseth’s dick feel soft"

get your printable keyboard workout plan for ILXors over 50 (WmC), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 23:03 (three weeks ago)

This clip of Ossoff grilling the election denier applicant to be DNI is frightening, not least because I can totally see him getting the position:

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mqp24kjgcv2r

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 July 2026 15:55 (three weeks ago)

wow, bluesky now requires age verification... no more bluesky for me I guess

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 16:16 (three weeks ago)

Huh, I haven't run into that. Is it a response to a state law?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 16:27 (three weeks ago)

Yeah, it's only some states. Sometimes when I open it up on my phone it says "We think you're in Texas, so you need to verify your age" and when I let it know my actual location it says, "Oh, Montana? Never mind." (It's kinda surprising Montana hasn't passed a Bluesky age verification law. We have a porn ban here. I bet they will pass one the next time the legislature's actually in session.)

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 16:29 (three weeks ago)

We theoretically have a social media age verification law in Tennessee, but I have yet to notice any sign of it. (Our porn age verification law is in effect, although that appears to be mostly a matter of self-compliance by Big Porn, I haven't seen or heard of any actual state enforcement.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 16:34 (three weeks ago)

at first I thought it was like some kind of ad that was hijacking the link to bluesky

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 17:06 (three weeks ago)

the age popup comes and goes for me at random, I think b/c I'm out of the country and confusing it

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 17:09 (three weeks ago)

wait, a porn ban?

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 17:11 (three weeks ago)

Never happened to me. I live in the Free State of Florida.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 17:21 (three weeks ago)

really? I thought they would be at the vanguard of internet surveillance but I guess the porn industry there has some pull

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 17:55 (three weeks ago)

wait, a porn ban?

It’s not a ban, but a bunch of states have age verification laws for porn sites. The big better-known ones — PornHub and its affiliates, plus yr more legit boutique type sites — have generally responded by just blocking access entirely in those states. But the sketchier non-North America based clip sites have just totally ignored it afaict. And I’ve yet to see or hear of any attempted legal action against them.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 18:39 (three weeks ago)

(Also I assume dedicated porn consumers are just using VPNs to get around it)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 18:40 (three weeks ago)

In other news, fuuuuuck this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uriqNLC6SU

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 18:44 (three weeks ago)

Tbf, I can't think of the last day when *all* news didn't boil down to "fuuuuuck this guy."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 July 2026 18:58 (three weeks ago)

some days the news is kind of like "fuck all these people"

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 19:14 (three weeks ago)

Lame duck Republicans like Cornyn could stop Trump’s attorney Blanche from becoming the attorney general, but it’s unlikely because well fuck all these people.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 15 July 2026 21:26 (three weeks ago)

Why would they stop him when he's doing exactly what they want?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 22:55 (three weeks ago)

My town has no municipal government, which it turns out might have a downside in addition to the upside (no cops).

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 23:07 (three weeks ago)

x-post- I was naively hoping that Cornyn who wanted to stay in Congress but lost in the Texas primary to the Trump endorsed Paxton, would be mad at Trump and stick it to him by voting against Blanche, but yeah even the Republicans that Trump crushes stay obedient to him. Cornyn apparently did ask some tough questions but whether he will follow through on that remains to be seen (and yes is unlikely).

Meanwhile I was reading someone say that Minnesota centrist Dem Klobuchar just asked softball questions to Blanche today. Not surprising but again (just like Justice Kagan's milktoast testimony yesterday) it's aggravating how these centrist Dems don't understand the moment and adjust.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 16 July 2026 03:36 (three weeks ago)

this guy again

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/trump-endorses-mypillow-mike-lindell-for-minnesota-governor

StanM, Thursday, 16 July 2026 04:43 (three weeks ago)

Klobuchar should beat the corrupt pillow guy in the governor's race but will she show the energy and offer the policy ideas that Minnesota Dems want

curmudgeon, Thursday, 16 July 2026 05:19 (three weeks ago)

klobuchar vs my pillow guy

excellent, the state of the union is strong

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Thursday, 16 July 2026 05:21 (three weeks ago)

minnesota voters, get out to vote for klobuchar against my pillow guy! with each passing day you’re closer to death!

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Thursday, 16 July 2026 05:22 (three weeks ago)

will she show the energy and offer the policy ideas that Minnesota Dems want

she will give the bare minimum that they demand

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Thursday, 16 July 2026 05:23 (three weeks ago)

sorry i’m being all weird, heh! seems bad though. being a moderate dem in this era is despicable and really hard to support in anything but really practical AND cynical terms, like those two bonded together

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Thursday, 16 July 2026 05:24 (three weeks ago)

like, good for klobuchar, i’m sure she votes with democrats 90% of the time or whatever, but also what a total failure to have someone like that in a leadership position, a total weakass politician built on nothing and reliable for absolutely nothing

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Thursday, 16 July 2026 05:25 (three weeks ago)

she fucking sucks and is also a complete weirdo and a shitty human to boot

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 16 July 2026 05:57 (three weeks ago)

I mean I’d vote for her if I lived there but reading her Ode to Lindsey just underscores that these people really do not give a solitary fuck about what’s happening now. They legitimately do not think anything Trump has done is actually bad. He’s just tacky in the way he goes about it.

The Palestinian Laboratory coming your way soon, regardless of the party in power 👍

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 16 July 2026 11:16 (three weeks ago)

i know this is a loathsome thing to consider and we're already so boiled in slowly boiling water that it doesn't even register, but

...imagine if obama had demanded a coin with his own face on it

lol

…at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Thursday, 16 July 2026 17:50 (three weeks ago)

it wasn't Trump's idea, no, but he was pleasantly surprised that the Treasury sought to honor him in this way

I heard hims say some shit like this

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 July 2026 17:55 (three weeks ago)

Dollar coins are destined for the junk drawer anyway

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 July 2026 17:55 (three weeks ago)

Prem Thakker ツ

BREAKING: A majority of Democrats in the House have just voted to cut the $3.3 billion/year in U.S. military aid to Israel.

Rep. Thomas Massie – the leader of the amendment – was the only Republican in support.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 July 2026 19:36 (three weeks ago)

your move, Senate

oh wait

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 16 July 2026 19:38 (three weeks ago)

A majority of Democrats in the House isn't enough, but if they retake the House then they can exert some real leverage on Jefferies by putting up their own candidate for Speaker.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 16 July 2026 19:47 (three weeks ago)

isn't it pretty to think so

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 July 2026 19:56 (three weeks ago)

Well, more importantly is they're not afraid to attach their names, which really shows the evolving relationship to israel, knowing full-well that some younger voters are playing close attention

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 July 2026 19:58 (three weeks ago)

I see both Pelosi and Minority Whip Katherine Clark voted for it as well, though Pelosi didn't seem too thrilled about it... of course Jeffries wrote a letter urging the caucus to reject it

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 July 2026 20:30 (three weeks ago)

I keep seeing people on Bluesky fretting about the fact that the US president is planning to appear on broadcast network television tonight so he can rant about an election he lost six years ago. How fascinating. My "TV" doesn't even get broadcast channels. It's a monitor I use to watch Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, Apple TV and Blu-Rays. This is an utterly irrelevant event, and I wish people would respond accordingly.

Seriously, nothing he says tonight will have the force of law. It's perfectly acceptable to react like you would if some 80-year-old guy was standing at a bus stop shouting the exact same words. Just avert your eyes and keep walking.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 16 July 2026 21:35 (three weeks ago)

Sadly, when the actual president of the USA tries to declare an election illegitimate, we have to pay at least a little attention.

If they try to claim anything about Atlanta votes ... I mean, we're talking about MLK's hometown. It is the heart of Black American politics.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 July 2026 21:38 (three weeks ago)

I'm guessing he's going to announce the Georgia audit proves it was "rigged"

octobeard, Thursday, 16 July 2026 21:38 (three weeks ago)

NPR said they plan to air it, and I'm like "What? He cut your funding, you cut him off! Never broadcast a single word of that shit-shingles ever again!"

But they're trying to be all fair & balanced

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 July 2026 21:39 (three weeks ago)

Well also some of the NPR audience will want to hear it, so if NPR doesn't they'll go somewhere else.

I'm not going to watch or listen, I'll let The Internet tell me what he says.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 July 2026 21:46 (three weeks ago)

I think it'll be about China throwing 2020 for Biden, no evidence but some 'new revelations' and no charges will be filed and this will be forgotten by Monday

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 July 2026 21:49 (three weeks ago)

From Semafor:

Among the election-related topics that President Donald Trump is preparing to discuss during his primetime speech tonight is an alleged plot to manipulate Venezuelan elections that administration officials believe exposed risks to the US voting system, two people familiar with the situation told Semafor. Venezuela’s purported connection to US voting machines has been the subject of conspiracies among Trump allies dating back to the 2020 election. The administration may also declassify election integrity-related reports, both people said, though Trump often goes off-script and the contents of his planned speech could change. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt has declined to comment on specific aspects of the speech but confirmed that Trump will talk about election integrity, “backed by facts and evidence.” “I’d like him to talk about, hopefully, his thoughts on Iran. Talk about the issues people care about,” said Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick, R-Pa.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 July 2026 21:55 (three weeks ago)

Sadly, when the actual president of the USA tries to declare an election illegitimate, we have to pay at least a little attention.

Why? Again, nothing he says tonight will have the force of law. If he writes an executive order stating that he won the 2020 presidential election, it will not mean anything. If he attempts to control elections in all 50 states and however many US territories by military force... he doesn't have the troops to do that unless he withdraws them from every base around the world and sends them to every polling place in the country.

Look, it's extremely disturbing that the president of the United States is completely insane. It has had extremely bad ramifications for the material lives of the people of the United States, me included. But there are a lot of things that he can't do, because the letter of the law says so. Most of the things he's done to date do not fall under the heading of "illegal"; they fall under the heading of "we wish you wouldn't." Tampering with how elections are run would go directly against the US constitution, and every member of Congress knows it.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 16 July 2026 21:56 (three weeks ago)

no charges will be filed

this DOJ has zero qualms about filing bogus charges and trying to get an indictments by misrepresenting some cherry-picked bits and pieces of 'evidence' to a grand jury. if Trump wants charges, he'll get what he wants. what they can't get are convictions. so far, the only person on Trump's enemies list who's been nailed is Bolton.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 16 July 2026 22:03 (three weeks ago)

Yeah I mean it would be possible to ignore Trump if other people agreed to too, but the people running federal law agencies and Congress and the Supreme Court and (many) state legislatures and corporations and universities and other countries keep paying attention to him. So it's hard to act like he doesn't matter.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 16 July 2026 22:06 (three weeks ago)

i’m (reluctantly) with unperson here. The correct response is a jerk off motion. remember when the networks wouldn’t show Biden‘s speech about the dangers to democracy?

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 July 2026 22:08 (three weeks ago)

apparently ABC & NBC will not be airing it in realtime

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 July 2026 22:53 (three weeks ago)

from the anti-leftist summit:

Top Trump officials on Thursday hosted a gathering of 66 nations to discuss the supposed threat of leftwing violence, and launched a series of diatribes, harsh even by the standards of the Trump administration, against leftism.

The conference, convened by Marco Rubio, the secretary of state, and attended by Stephen Miller, a top Trump adviser, and Scott Bessent, the treasury secretary, was billed as a “ministerial on the resurgence of political violence”, but the focus was solely on crushing leftist violence. It came as Donald Trump ramps up his efforts to label his political opponents, and a rising number of politicians identified with the Democratic Socialists of America as “communists”.

The officials did not mention episodes of rightwing attacks, such as the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill.

Rubio embraced unusually dehumanizing language towards leftwing activists. “They can call themselves anti-capitalist or anti-imperialist, communist, anarchist or Marxist,” he said. “It’s always the same. It is a poisonous resentment cloaked in the language of equality and justice liberation – an overwhelming need to tear down, to wreck, what is beautiful and what is right on behalf of people who are only filled with ugliness and have nothing else to offer the world through violence and through terror.

“They despise the west because the west is great,” he said. He called leftists “an encroaching darkness” and “the enemies of civilization”.

“We will dismantle these networks brick by brick,” he added.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 July 2026 23:55 (three weeks ago)

an overwhelming need to tear down, to wreck, what is beautiful and what is right

{Every car dealership owner in the USA turns on FOX NEWS, watches this, stands, and applauds the television.}

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 17 July 2026 00:02 (two weeks ago)

this bit cracks me up

Bessent was the only speaker to pay lip service to concepts of freedom of speech: “To be clear, in the fight against domestic terrorism, we must respect the constitutional rights of freedom of speech, association and assembly of all Americans.”

Bessent is a former employee of George Soros, who some on the far – right have frequently accused of wrongdoing.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 July 2026 00:13 (two weeks ago)

same ole same ole. every sentence of Rubio's above could be, word-for-word, a McCarthy-era stem-winder from, say, the president of the county Chamber of Commerce.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 July 2026 01:02 (two weeks ago)

we’ll have plenty of time to worry when the shit really does go down, not worrying now about stuff that may never happen

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 July 2026 01:13 (two weeks ago)

true... it's just funny seeing them ride the way-back machine back to 1971, trying to get us fired up about the horrors of subsidized child care and medical debt relief

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 July 2026 01:15 (two weeks ago)

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"

Miller railed: “The leftist is fundamentally motivated by envy, by hatred, by jealousy. The leftist looks at what is beautiful and what is good and what is natural and is filled with envy and hatred. The leftist looks at a perfect family with a perfect life and a perfect job and a perfect kid and goes to church every Sunday.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 July 2026 01:21 (two weeks ago)

This speech — he’s like a malfunctioning robot up there.

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 17 July 2026 01:21 (two weeks ago)

"True Americans, on the other hand, are motivated by love, trust, and generosity. The kind of expansive love and generosity that facilitates not one but multiple strong, muscular bulls railing the shit out of my wife while I watch from a dark corner of my hotel room."

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Friday, 17 July 2026 01:23 (two weeks ago)

So from what I see people saying about the speech, it was just ... nothing. Some stuff about Venezuela, some stuff about mail-in ballots.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 July 2026 01:42 (two weeks ago)

Oh and China too. Sure.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 July 2026 01:44 (two weeks ago)

but I’m sure it was certainly important to interrupt all programming for this

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 July 2026 02:12 (two weeks ago)

And while he's busy lying about elections, Al Jazeera reports:

The US is carrying out major strikes on Iran for the sixth night in a row.
Officials in southern Iran’s Bandar Abbas report that civilian infrastructure, including power facilities and a train station, has been hit.

curmudgeon, Friday, 17 July 2026 02:42 (two weeks ago)

The leftist looks at a perfect family with a perfect life and a perfect job and a perfect kid and goes to church every Sunday.

Stephen (may I call you Stephen?), even Norman Rockwell's version of America never pretended there was such a thing as a perfect family with a perfect life and a perfect job and a perfect kid. This sentence merely describes a figment chased by insecure neurotics and is precisely the opposite of true Christian humility.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 17 July 2026 03:11 (two weeks ago)

(Rubio) called leftists “an encroaching darkness” and “the enemies of civilization”.

Is that “encroaching darkness” more blackness or brown-ness?

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 17 July 2026 04:17 (two weeks ago)

(Rubio) called leftists “an encroaching darkness” and “the enemies of civilization”.

Is that “encroaching darkness” more blackness or brown-ness?

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 17 July 2026 04:18 (two weeks ago)

Me and formatting, yikes.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 17 July 2026 04:18 (two weeks ago)

It's astounding how literally every statement is projection. Literally. Every. Single. One.

octobeard, Friday, 17 July 2026 04:25 (two weeks ago)

LOL the NYT didn't even place its story about the speech above what we used to call the fold on its front page.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 July 2026 09:19 (two weeks ago)

If he attempts to control elections in all 50 states and however many US territories by military force... he doesn't have the troops to do that

Why on earth would he have to control the elections in all 50 states? All he had to do is exert influence in a few compliant red states to impact the results of the midterms. If he succeeds, he gets 2 more years to solidify his hold on power without resistance.

epistantophus, Friday, 17 July 2026 11:40 (two weeks ago)

^^
good mourning

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 July 2026 11:50 (two weeks ago)

good mourning Alfred

epistantophus, Friday, 17 July 2026 12:02 (two weeks ago)

Given how many GOP lawmakers panicked about this speech earlier this week I don't worry yet about red state compliance.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 July 2026 12:28 (two weeks ago)

many red states are gerrymandered to hell anyway so they needn’t take drastic action

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 July 2026 13:08 (two weeks ago)

exactly

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 July 2026 13:11 (two weeks ago)

Stephen Miller, you are welcome to attend a service at my imperfect leftist church anytime. Bring the kids too, we have an arts and crafts table and plenty of room for them to run around and make noise if they want. And just FYI if you're a fan of swedish meatballs, the first Sunday of every month is a potluck.

Do bench men dream of electric Zoongies? (bernard snowy), Friday, 17 July 2026 13:16 (two weeks ago)

Stephen Miller looks like and wears the expression of a suppository, nobody is looking at him with any envy

you have spanked my ass (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 17 July 2026 15:29 (two weeks ago)

Maybe he's great at giving his wife oral sex.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 July 2026 15:37 (two weeks ago)

ayo

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 July 2026 15:42 (two weeks ago)

I thought his speech would be forgotten by monday, but it seems I overestimated

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 July 2026 17:59 (two weeks ago)

I'm guilty of watching his bullshit way more than anyone should and didn't watch it or see much reactionary takes at all.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 17 July 2026 18:19 (two weeks ago)

what speech

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 July 2026 18:19 (two weeks ago)

Peter Fucking Baker wrote a critical story.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 July 2026 18:21 (two weeks ago)

old man yells at cloud

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 July 2026 18:21 (two weeks ago)

did CBS actually air it?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 July 2026 18:30 (two weeks ago)

The basic problem with Trump's election fraud conspiracy material is the same as reason QAnon faded out. The key to conspiracy mongering is fresh material, fresh excitements, keeping the pot simmering from day to day.

In the weeks between the 2020 election and January 6th, the tremendous excitement generated by false claims issued daily and stoked by Pillow Guy, Kraken Lady, Rudy G, the QAnon Crowd, Proud Boys, the MAGA Shaman, that Texas child lawyer in a cowboy hat, Oathkeepers, 3%ers, the phony Electors from MI, and the whole bandwagon of grifters, was enough to bring a small army to DC to share in the Grand Taking BACK of Our Country!!

All that is as dead as yesterday's mackerel for everyone not required to kiss Trump's ring (viz this Congress and his Cabinet) and they're sick of it, too. MAGA will still do lip service to it, but not with any fervor. They put him back in office and now they want their payback, not this stale material.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 17 July 2026 18:30 (two weeks ago)

the whole point was that Trump felt he deserved a second term. Now that he has it, it’s not as urgent for the chuds

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 July 2026 18:33 (two weeks ago)

now he's threatening the licenses of NBC & ABC, as they chose to air more, eh, 'popular' programming

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 July 2026 19:11 (two weeks ago)

(jerk off motion)

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 July 2026 20:51 (two weeks ago)

and the networks don’t have “licenses” anyway

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 July 2026 20:52 (two weeks ago)

their local affiliates do, but they don't make network-level decisions

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 17 July 2026 21:42 (two weeks ago)

NPR: The new https://www.npr.org/2026/07/17/nx-s1-5897380/trump-coin-face-laws-treasury-250 Trump coin doesn't just buck norms. Experts say it also breaks laws.

“The law prohibits, currently, on currency, the likeness of any person — not just the president — who is alive," said Jeremy Paul, a professor and former dean at Northeastern University School of Law who specializes in constitutional law.

Ok hear me out- I’ve got an elegant solution to this dilemma

epistantophus, Friday, 17 July 2026 23:50 (two weeks ago)

That's been covered here and elsewhere, but a mere federal statute could be overridden by a bill in Congress allowing an exception. Also noteworthy in other news of Trump's lawbreaking, the emoluments clause of the US Constitution is being broken almost daily and the fucking courts can't even figure out who has standing in order to challenge it.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 July 2026 00:15 (two weeks ago)

I mean it was a joke but maybe it was already made

epistantophus, Saturday, 18 July 2026 00:27 (two weeks ago)

I thought it a v funny post, epistantophus

a matter of self-compliance by Big Porn (stevie), Sunday, 19 July 2026 15:34 (two weeks ago)

i also chuckled

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 July 2026 16:37 (two weeks ago)

me three

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 July 2026 16:40 (two weeks ago)

Man, when he (not epistantophus) croaks, it's going to be like Lindsey Graham Day x a million. People are going to stay home from work, there's going to be dancing in the street and there will be a handful of losers on CNN calling for decorum only to be drowned out by the sound of Kool & the Gang. And then they will call us all monsters and they will try to have a big PPV funeral, and no one will show up beyond his rogue's gallery menagerie who are all distracted by the declining value of their crypto wallets and where they are going to bum private plane rides in the foreseeable future.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 July 2026 16:42 (two weeks ago)

lol I’m glad you clarified

epistantophus, Sunday, 19 July 2026 17:57 (two weeks ago)

They also just named an interstate bridge for Trump a few counties over from me.

And whatever the coin law says, it wouldn't hurt to double down on it. I think a popular thing for Congress to do if/when we get another Democratic president would be to pass really strict laws saying you can't name any federal property, issue coins, build monuments or anything else for a sitting president. And if Republicans for some reason balked at it, the Democratic president could put forth a list of things they are going to name for themselves, starting with the Grand Canyon.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 19 July 2026 18:36 (two weeks ago)

I would love to see some Democrats willing to take advantage of some of these loopholes and weak points in the system that Republicans have been finding and exploiting lately. If only so that the loopholes will somehow quickly get closed when that becomes a possibility.

epistantophus, Sunday, 19 July 2026 19:52 (two weeks ago)

The ability to do stuff like that will be decided by the Supreme Court on a case-by-case basis depending on what party is in charge. Democrats will not get any traction until they find the votes and willpower to completely rebuild the court.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 19 July 2026 20:04 (two weeks ago)

Why Seth Bodnar sucks

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 19 July 2026 21:16 (two weeks ago)

no nazi tattoos?

uploading this content requires perseveration (sic), Sunday, 19 July 2026 21:53 (two weeks ago)

Two of the Democratic Senate contenders in Maine have dropped out of the race, clearing the path for Troy Jackson to clinch the nomination next weekend.

jaymc, Sunday, 19 July 2026 23:10 (two weeks ago)

That’s good, at least from the limited amount I’ve read about him. Seems like a solid candidate.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 19 July 2026 23:14 (two weeks ago)

How Politico describes him:

A progressive 5th generation logger from the far-northern corner of Allagash, Maine, Jackson has had a long career in organizing progressive activists and ties to Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), who had endorsed him in his gubernatorial race earlier this year.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/19/troy-jackson-likely-maine-senate-nominee-platner-01004490

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 20 July 2026 00:14 (two weeks ago)

He seems like the obvious candidate, I hope he will not implode, he appears to have support of the Democratic Party in Maine

Similar to Platner he is a former Republican, then Independent, then Democrat. Maybe people in Maine like that?

Dan S, Monday, 20 July 2026 01:01 (two weeks ago)

It's partly just the trajectory of a red state going blue, I think.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 20 July 2026 01:19 (two weeks ago)

A New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue that no one wants to buy.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/20/sculptor-charlie-kirk-statue-new-york

Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told The Guardian.

Wry & Slobby (Portsmouth Bubblejet), Monday, 20 July 2026 11:37 (two weeks ago)

Old n busted: Piss Christ

The new hotness: Piss Charlie

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 July 2026 11:39 (two weeks ago)

lol that did not in any way cost $100,000

It looks like the head was sculpted in some way, and the hands, but everything else seems to be clothes covered in resin, with a toy microphone or something. Maybe the head was taken from a mold and adapted to look like Charlie?

Definitely cursed.

Cow_Art, Monday, 20 July 2026 11:45 (two weeks ago)

Real Team America vibe to it. Just needs the strings added in.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 20 July 2026 11:59 (two weeks ago)

It sometimes feels like Trump is the only one of these sick grifters with the skill/dum-luck to actually get away with the grift.

a matter of self-compliance by Big Porn (stevie), Monday, 20 July 2026 12:31 (two weeks ago)

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

Italian fascism is not sending its best people.

a matter of self-compliance by Big Porn (stevie), Monday, 20 July 2026 12:32 (two weeks ago)

i wish i could drink that article

a (waterface), Monday, 20 July 2026 12:34 (two weeks ago)

so delicious

a (waterface), Monday, 20 July 2026 12:34 (two weeks ago)

"Why am I making the statue? The same reason why Michelangelo did the Pietà, or Michelangelo did the David, or Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa."

koogs, Monday, 20 July 2026 12:34 (two weeks ago)

In desperation, Furnari set up an online fundraising campaign, hoping to raise an initial $150,000, but potentially millions of dollars, which he said would allow him to take the statue on tour. As of Thursday, he had raised $1,400.

Yes, yes, YES

a (waterface), Monday, 20 July 2026 12:36 (two weeks ago)

lol that did not in any way cost $100,000

Clearly you do not value his labor!

Anyway, in a world where they sold out of those Trump superhero NFTs, eventually some moron is definitely going to buy the thing to stick it to the libs. Or hey, maybe John Oliver will buy it and do something funny with it.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 July 2026 12:41 (two weeks ago)

Until then, Furnari is left with a 6ft 4in statue of a renowned racist, which he has spent $100,000 making, and which no one wants to buy. Maybe it is cursed after all.

idk, this feels like a stretch...

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Monday, 20 July 2026 12:59 (two weeks ago)

It does. The NYT described him as ‘controversial’! How can he be a racist!?

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 20 July 2026 13:19 (two weeks ago)

“billionaire interest group foundation (BIG), an arts supporting charitable entity, announced monday that it has purchased the charlie kirk statue for $1 million. BIG said ‘this beautiful piece complements our charitable-tax- benefits mission perfectly, shielding our donors’ immense wealth while bringing joy to lovers of racist christo-fascism. and also making libs sad. big is all about arts-maxxing.’ president trump said monday that the statue will have a pee proof glass enclosure and will be displayed as a new national monument adjacent to the entrance to the supreme court of the united states.”

antimaxx factor (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 July 2026 13:25 (two weeks ago)

(Kirk) was known for his racist and bigoted views, using his podcast to claim that “prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people” and speculating: “If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like: ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”

Aside from the heaping doses of schadenfreude in that article, it is so damn refreshing to see charlie kirk described matter-of-factly for what he was, without both-sidesing it or making it seem like that's some controversial take. suck it ezra klein

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 July 2026 13:31 (two weeks ago)

yeah that’s why I give the guardian money

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 20 July 2026 13:33 (two weeks ago)

saying you spent $100k on it in news stories makes it easier when you burn your own studio down for the insurance money

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 20 July 2026 13:53 (two weeks ago)

lol

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 20 July 2026 14:20 (two weeks ago)

praying for a blucifer style outcome

antimaxx factor (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 July 2026 15:12 (two weeks ago)

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

if i were rich i would buy furnari's broken foot, the real human flesh, for $1 million

z_tbd, Monday, 20 July 2026 16:00 (two weeks ago)

Some NY Times reporters doing good work and thus, angering Trump administration

Pentagon hid 3 Iranian strikes that wounded dozens of US troops & damaged helicopters only confirming it after the NYT dug it up

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/20/us/politics/troops-injured-jordan-iran-war.html

The Trump admin sought the phone records of several Times journalists and their relatives — including one reporter's mother — in its effort to unmask the confidential sources who had provided information for articles about the security capabilities of Trump's new Air Force One jet.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/20/business/media/new-york-times-subpoenas-phone-records.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

curmudgeon, Monday, 20 July 2026 18:30 (two weeks ago)

I imagine the reporters are wary enough to not have any useful information on their phones, you’d hope these days all those kinds of communications are encrypted and not retained.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 20 July 2026 18:38 (two weeks ago)

Meg likes him

Meghan McCain, the daughter of former Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), said Monday that if the 2028 presidential nominee for the Democrats shares New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s (D) tone about politics, Republicans have a “huge f—ing problem.”

In a post on the social platform X, McCain said that she had tuned into a recent episode of The New York Times’s “The Interview” podcast featuring the New York City mayor, a democratic socialist. She described Mamdani’s tone in the episode as “part folksy everyman, republicans have abandoned the working class and are a bunch of elites without being harsh or conspiratorial.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 20 July 2026 20:31 (two weeks ago)

Trump imposing massive tarrifs on Canada again for some reason; don't these keep getting ruled illegal?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 20 July 2026 22:04 (two weeks ago)

whenever he says something it becomes possible again, if only just a tiny bit

z_tbd, Monday, 20 July 2026 22:07 (two weeks ago)

They're doing "Blame Canada" with the wildfires. Tariff your neighbor while they're on fire.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 00:33 (two weeks ago)

art of the deal, take advantage of any leverage over your enemy and neighbor to the north

z_tbd, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 01:02 (two weeks ago)

Smuggling all of that uncustomed smoke over the border is a pretty heinous crime.

Ed, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 01:04 (two weeks ago)

Lindsey Graham’s little sister has officially decided to run for his empty Senate seat—much to the chagrin of MAGA world.

South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster appointed Darline Graham Nordone to temporarily fill Graham’s vacancy last week, days after the 71-year-old lawmaker suddenly passed away from a heart issue.

That's from New Republic. Plenty of right wingers in the Republican primary which is August 11.

Pediatrician Dr Annie Andrews is the Dem candidate in the November South Carolina general election for Senate

https://19thnews.org/2026/07/annie-andrews-south-carolina-senate/

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 18:00 (two weeks ago)

oh no the Platner replacement has a 'fiery temper' says an unidentified person

As the Maine Democratic party prepares to rally around former state Sen. Troy Jackson (D-Maine) as the nominee for Senate, reports of his fiery temper are swirling around the Pine Tree State.

He’s been accused of verbally berating Rachel Talbot Ross, who served as House Speaker, during his time as Senate President. The two were reportedly arguing over how to advance a red-flag law, which would allow the temporary removal of firearms from individuals who pose a significant danger to themselves or others.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 19:29 (two weeks ago)

I don't think arguing with the House speaker is anywhere near the category of, say, yelling at staff.

Anyway, whatever. Grown-ups shouldn't yell at each other, sometimes they do. I've yelled in an office now and again.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 19:37 (two weeks ago)

I don't yell. I prefer a good book of literary criticism instead.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 19:44 (two weeks ago)

apparently he threw a water bottle as well... he's like the Tasmanian Devil of rural Maine

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 19:44 (two weeks ago)

I will remember everyone who doesn’t denounce this water bottle thrower. Stand for nothing and you’ll fall for everything.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 20:14 (two weeks ago)

This was a lot of movie! Thoughts to come once I’ve had a chance to digest some.

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 22:15 (two weeks ago)

lol wrong thread

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 22:15 (two weeks ago)

not at all

this was a lot of the dumbest movie ever filmed in front of a live studio audience

z_tbd, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 22:17 (two weeks ago)

otm

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 22:33 (two weeks ago)

vg+

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 July 2026 08:37 (two weeks ago)

Washington HAS been described as "show business for ugly people."

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 22 July 2026 10:27 (two weeks ago)

As opposed to Hollywood, which is ugly business for show people.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 July 2026 11:38 (two weeks ago)

Brendan Carr, the Trump-appointed chairman of the FCC, said Wednesday that the agency will consider ABC's decision to not carry a live broadcast President Donald Trump's July 16 speech about U.S. election security as part of its early review of licenses to eight ABC-owned stations.

normal shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 22 July 2026 20:07 (two weeks ago)

yeah - NBC didn't carry it either but they don't have Jimmy Kimmel

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 July 2026 20:12 (two weeks ago)

Well at least Disney so far has seemed relatively unafraid of Carr. They can afford whatever lawsuits this’ll take.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 July 2026 20:53 (two weeks ago)

Biden did a 2022 primetime speech ('Battle for the Soul of the Nation') that was not aired by any of the Big Three

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 July 2026 20:58 (two weeks ago)

Democrats this week:
https://frinkiac.com/comic/img?b=AQIBBlMwNEUwOApyBwABFvQBygMjU29tZXRpbWVzIEkgdGhpbmsgeW91IHdhbnQgdG8gZmFpbCEAJw

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 22 July 2026 22:27 (two weeks ago)

House Republicans on Wednesday won narrow approval of their $95 billion budget plan to fund the war with Iran and impose new election restrictions President Trump has demanded.

Senate Republicans are going to sit on the House bill for awhile, Senate Republican leader Thune says

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/us/politics/house-republicans-iran-budget-pentagon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.zlA.WPSc.HYb--VsDz-jy&smid=nytcore-android-share

curmudgeon, Thursday, 23 July 2026 00:10 (two weeks ago)

The six House Democrats who voted for the NDAA:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Adam Gray
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez

These 6 Dems who routinely vote against their own party allowed this National Defense Authorization Act to pass 216-212. This year’s NDAA contains controversial language spelling out how the US will assist Israel

Jeffries has not of course expressed any unhappiness with these 6 . He had said he wanted Dems to oppose the bill as a way to oppose the Iran war

curmudgeon, Thursday, 23 July 2026 13:25 (two weeks ago)

I read a lot of “we’re primarying Perez” talk, but that could be due to my feed bias. Didn’t want to vote for Kim Schrier, but even The Stranger is sad to say “drink the piss” and vote for her as the least worst candidate.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 23 July 2026 13:50 (two weeks ago)

isn’t cuellar basically blackmailed by Trump (not that he wouldn’t vote this way on his own)

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 July 2026 13:52 (two weeks ago)

There will always be Just Enough

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 23 July 2026 14:11 (two weeks ago)

this is dead in the senate anyway, their bribe price is higher

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 July 2026 14:15 (two weeks ago)

will otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 23 July 2026 15:12 (two weeks ago)

leaving himself an out

The Senate GOP leader (Thune) also cautioned on Thursday that any elements of the SAVE America Act, which would require people to show proof of citizenship to register to vote and show photo identification to vote, would need to be structured carefully to pass muster with the Senate parliamentarian to be included in a budget reconciliation package.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 July 2026 18:40 (two weeks ago)

there will always be just enough.

until there is not.

ultimately few remember the previous. so that you feel you are back where your were 20 years, 60 years, 100 years, 140 years later.

except youre dead as fuck 140 years later, and your own later descendents have disowned you.

unless you are a billionaire-- then you are still alive 140 years later. and it was your own children who disowned you. and they are dead while you survive. with their blood.

chironic town. im not wounded you’re wounded (Hunt3r), Thursday, 23 July 2026 20:35 (two weeks ago)

Affordability! Affordability... it's a fake democrat word

Trump administration announces new tariffs on 85 countries, claiming failed ‘forced labor’ enforcement – US politics live
Canada, Mexico, Australia, EU, UK and China among dozens of economies listed in US president’s latest ⁠effort to restore regime of near-global import taxes after supreme court struck down his ‘liberation day’ tariffs

Algeria; Angola; Argentina; Australia; the Bahamas; Bahrain; Bangladesh; Brazil; Cambodia; Chile; China, People’s Republic of; Colombia; Costa Rica; Dominican Republic; Egypt; El Salvador; Guatemala; Guyana; Honduras; Hong Kong, China; India; Iraq; Israel; Japan; Jordan; Kazakhstan; Kuwait; Libya; Malaysia; Morocco; New Zealand; Nicaragua; Nigeria; Norway; Oman; Peru; the Philippines; Qatar; Russia; Saudi Arabia; Singapore; South Africa; South Korea; Sri Lanka; Switzerland; Taiwan; Thailand; Trinidad and Tobago; Türkiye; United Arab Emirates; United Kingdom; Uruguay; Venezuela; and Vietnam.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 July 2026 23:11 (two weeks ago)

my Trader Joe's dried apricots are grown in Uzbekistan but packed in Turkey

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 July 2026 23:13 (two weeks ago)

From Senate Pres Gallery Bluesky page re a vote on a Trump judicial nominee-

By a vote of 49-44, the #Senate confirmed the nomination of Antonio M. Pozos to be U.S. District Judge for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

Democratic Senators Durbin and Fetterman voted in favor. Senators not voting: Britt, McConnell, Murkowski, Paul, Scott of SC, Shaheen, and Tuberville.

curmudgeon, Friday, 24 July 2026 00:30 (one week ago)

I can assure you my country has very strong anti modern slavery corporate laws (we do training on it constantly in my company).

And its a fucking joke the USA would say this when it has institutionalised slavery via the prison system!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 July 2026 01:54 (one week ago)

we also buy a lot of stuff from China that is likely make with Uyghur forced labor

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 24 July 2026 02:59 (one week ago)

Well yeah any country can be accused of some forced/sweatshop labor thanks to insanely opaque supply chains tbh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 July 2026 03:43 (one week ago)

well this whole 'forced labor' thing is some kind of loophole flex since the Supreme Court shot down the 'normal' tariffs

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 24 July 2026 03:58 (one week ago)

These tariffs will help me to keep losing money every month even though I work full time and don’t spend any discretionary money, EVER! But I don’t know who to vote for!!!!!!

z_tbd, Friday, 24 July 2026 04:05 (one week ago)

This is totally loophole flex but Australia’s modern slavery laws are a joke (everyone’s are), I’m not going out on much of a limb to say that there’s slavery in pretty much any moderately complex manufactured product with global component supply chains. The system is very very designed to hide it.

None of this says that the trump admin gives a shit about any of this stuff

Ed, Friday, 24 July 2026 07:45 (one week ago)

(Should probably say that I have a friend who is a supply chain academic who specializes in modern slavery and it’s horrifying)

Ed, Friday, 24 July 2026 07:47 (one week ago)

Once again, it's like the administration's main goal is to absolutely destroy the nation's economy.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2026 14:58 (one week ago)

It is their goal, they think a scared and poor population will be easier to control.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 24 July 2026 15:05 (one week ago)

yeah the main goal is to gut education, immiserate the population, and provide endless mindless deadening addictive entertainment so people neither understand nor care how badly they are being fucked

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Friday, 24 July 2026 16:25 (one week ago)

that so many Dems share in this goal is also obvious at this point

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Friday, 24 July 2026 16:26 (one week ago)

Can Dems get Trump Budget Office head Russell Voight and Secretary of Energy Head Chris Wright who directed below and worked with Doge and lied to Congress locked up if Dems take control in 2028-

When the Trump administration canceled more than $7.5 billion in Biden-era federal grants for clean energy projects in October, it framed the move as an urgent corrective to protect taxpayer funds from waste.

But it wasn’t true.

In little-noticed court documents, federal officials acknowledged this month that they had terminated the funding “based solely” on political criteria, targeting projects in states that were represented by Democrats and had voted for Kamala Harris, the party’s presidential nominee, in the 2024 election...

“the 284 terminated grants had a recipient location and/or at least one place of performance in a state that awarded its electoral votes to Kamala Harris in the 2024 election and has two Democratic-caucusing senators.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/business/trump-state-grants-canceled.html

curmudgeon, Friday, 24 July 2026 18:47 (one week ago)

they probably won’t but each member of this admin needs to be shot afaic.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Friday, 24 July 2026 20:40 (one week ago)

I'd settle for public hangings

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 24 July 2026 20:43 (one week ago)

Mussolini style

octobeard, Friday, 24 July 2026 22:08 (one week ago)

go with the Ceausescu Method imo

omar little, Friday, 24 July 2026 22:30 (one week ago)

yeah the main goal is to gut education, immiserate the population, and provide endless mindless deadening addictive entertainment so people neither understand nor care how badly they are being fucked

this is so cartoonish. i don't think this is the "main goal" of anyone in politics, even in this administration. i think there are politicians and political officials who want to make a profit and don't care who they hurt in the process. i think there are some who want to advance certain cultural/religious values and do so by stripping some people's rights and protections. this is bad enough. but i really don't think they want to turn everyone into pod people so that they can rule over us as maniacal supervillains.

jaymc, Friday, 24 July 2026 22:31 (one week ago)

provide endless mindless deadening addictive entertainment

I’ve harped on this subject before but the seemingly overnight nationwide legalization of sports gambling with no political or societal debate completely boggles my mind. Compare this to the slow state- by-state legalization of lotteries, which are publicly run (your money goes to schools!). Lottery legalization took decades, after political debate and in some states referenda or constitutional amendments.

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 24 July 2026 22:51 (one week ago)

i really don't think they want to turn everyone into pod people so that they can rule over us as maniacal supervillains.

It would sound less exotic if framed as "create a permanent underclass" or "return to slavery".

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 25 July 2026 00:13 (one week ago)

jaymc, i am correct and honestly don’t care if it sounds cartoonish to you

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 July 2026 02:12 (one week ago)

fwiw I read your post to my wife and she agrees with you, so ... there's that

jaymc, Saturday, 25 July 2026 03:16 (one week ago)

characters affiliated with this administration like Curtis Yarvin and Peter Thiel explicitly state they want to end democracy. the motivations of this govt are cartoonishly evil, and are not worthy of being defended

symsymsym, Saturday, 25 July 2026 03:27 (one week ago)

characters affiliated with this administration like Curtis Yarvin and Peter Thiel explicitly state they want to end democracy. the motivations of this govt are cartoonishly evil, and are not worthy of being defended

symsymsym, Saturday, 25 July 2026 03:27 (one week ago)

I agree that Yarvin and Thiel and probably some other tech guys with delusions of grandeur have that motivation, yes. I also agree that the administration does plenty of evil things that result in greater impoverishment, loss of rights, etc. I am not defending them in any way. I just have a hard time believing in the sort of Master Plan that table has sketched, especially the notion that many Democrats are on board with it. but who knows, maybe I am being willfully naive. in the end, the motivation doesn't matter as much as the consequences, and I think we can all agree that the consequences are very bad.

jaymc, Saturday, 25 July 2026 03:42 (one week ago)

Republicans may not care about public education but I think they do want to make sure the next generation of young Republicans get a private school education that keeps them in their silo where they don’t question their leadership

curmudgeon, Saturday, 25 July 2026 06:42 (one week ago)

honestly that isn’t what i meant by education. also if you haven’t noticed, they’re trying to turn public schools into religious institutions and we are assuredly already paying for fascist fuckfaces to send their kids to Big White Jesus Academy.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 July 2026 11:16 (one week ago)

Perhaps more germanely, every dolalr that goes to Big White Jesus Academy is NOT going to one of those public schools where all the woke indoctrination happens.

I mean sure, lots of those cats are actively religious but I think it's more important to divert the money away from the public (and nominally secular) sector.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 July 2026 11:45 (one week ago)

exactly.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 July 2026 13:38 (one week ago)

Maine Dems make it official and pick Troy Jackson as Platner's replacement on the ballot. Collins is out there calling Jackson a Bernie bro, and I know nothing about Maine politics but I wonder if that's the dis she intends it as.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 25 July 2026 18:34 (one week ago)

Re-sharing this from above

“ I’ve harped on this subject before but the seemingly overnight nationwide legalization of sports gambling with no political or societal debate completely boggles my mind.”

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 25 July 2026 18:37 (one week ago)

same, we’ve had decent conversations about it in a few threads. that it is tied to an object that encourage compulsive behaviors (smartphones) is also troubling

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 July 2026 19:04 (one week ago)

I'm especially galled that the "it makes money so it's OK" argument has worked for gambling in red states but not for weed.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 25 July 2026 19:06 (one week ago)

I'm especially galled that the "it makes money so it's OK" argument has worked for gambling in red states but not for weed.

Yeah, why is that? Is it because weed is seen as sinful, or something only hippies and dirtbags like? (I ask from Montana, where the three most popular businesses near me are dispensaries, casinos, and storage unit rental, more or less in that order.)

wipes chooser (unperson), Saturday, 25 July 2026 20:04 (one week ago)

It's both that + the liquor lobby imo. The Baptists provide moral cover for the liquor lobby. (They've teamed up before, tried to keep wine out of grocery stores.)

I've looked at polls in every Southern state, and majorities support legalization pretty much everywhere to varying degrees.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 25 July 2026 20:14 (one week ago)

NBC’s Kristen Welker , Sunday morning politics show host, seen in video from correspondents dinner laughing and gabbing happily with Stephen Miller

https://bsky.app/profile/keithedwards.bsky.social/post/3mriysj5urc2o

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 July 2026 02:47 (one week ago)

GM CEO Mary Barra is introducing Trump at his Michigan rally today.

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 July 2026 20:45 (one week ago)

Daniel Moraff, that doofus who helped usher in Platner, also accused of sexual assault: https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-daniel-moraff-graham-platner-alleged-sexual-assault

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 27 July 2026 22:21 (one week ago)

Rand Paul leading a crazed hearing today on origins of COVID w/ used car salesman Republican from Ohio and others creating maga video clips by yelling at Dr Fauci who is taking the 5th . Moreno said to Fauci “who the fuck did you think you were”

Part of Ny Times summary:
In the absence of responses from Fauci, senators are using the hearing as a platform to reiterate longstanding positions — not unusual in congressional hearings, even when the witnesses do respond. Republicans are repeating false or exaggerated claims about vaccine side effects and treatments, like ivermectin, that weren’t shown to be effective against Covid, and criticizing school closures. Democrats are criticizing the Trump administration’s handling of science and public health, citing rising measles cases and the cyclosporiasis outbreak.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 July 2026 15:25 (one week ago)

Security removed Dr. Fauci's attorney from hearing room after Rand Paul said the attorney was speaking out of turn.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 July 2026 15:39 (one week ago)

taking the 5th sucks though he likely had to, there's no winning with these people

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 15:43 (one week ago)

The whole point of the hearing was to somehow get him to say something the DOJ could brand as a "lie" and charge him criminally with lying to Congress. I'm sure he hated not responding — Fauci is not shy — but obviously there was nothing to be gained by engaging with these lunatics.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 16:30 (one week ago)

If another plague hits while Trump/RFKJR are in charge, literally hundreds of thousands are going to die.

a matter of self-compliance by Big Porn (stevie), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 16:51 (one week ago)

At least we won't have the tyranny of being asked to think about anyone other than ourselves.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 16:59 (one week ago)

or mass death by unregulated pseudoscience posing as medicine, or mass poisoning of the food system, or…

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:00 (one week ago)

This is a bleak but interesting discussion between Jonathan V. Last of the Bulwark and the streamer Destiny that lays out all the ways in which we're fucked, mostly due to Democratic cowardice and a media environment that's wired for Republicans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEY-VoVddUQ

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:04 (one week ago)

fuck Destiny forever

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:09 (one week ago)

bulwark and an idiot youtuber? no thank you

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:11 (one week ago)

yeah that's a big old no from me

a (waterface), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:27 (one week ago)

If another plague hits while Trump/RFKJR are in charge, literally hundreds of thousands are going to die.

They’ll accept it as a necessary measure to remove the weaker elements of society.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:34 (one week ago)

what his deal? Doesn’t he do (did?) crazy numbers for
a lefty/ish progressive/whatever online? but everyone (especially ppl on the left?) hate his guts. him and “Vaush”. Is it a generational thing and young ppl like him? He is very annoying but there are lot of annoying politics people doing big numbers (organically and almost certainly not as organically, Daily Wire lmao). Does he have a really bad opinion on Gaza or like age of consent or something?

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:40 (one week ago)

A quick perusal of the political positions section of Destiny’s Wikipedia page should clear everything up

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:44 (one week ago)

man my vanity keeps me from permitting much bulwark but i’m def not listening to somebody appearing as “the streamer Destiny.” my heuristics include the sin of pride, hope i don’t miss necessary info, i’ll stay tuned here

when the doors of perception are cleansed, you'll get arrested (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:48 (one week ago)

In short, he debates in favor of capitalism and Israel and approved of Kyle Rittenhouse’s murders. Also in legal trouble for doing revenge porn.

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:48 (one week ago)

in the case of bulwark not just vanity awareness of their game

when the doors of perception are cleansed, you'll get arrested (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:49 (one week ago)

Does he have a really bad opinion on Gaza or like age of consent or something?

Both of these, plus much more--like bro-ing around with Nick Fuentes. He also recently said he's going support Vance in 2028, so I don't think lefty/ish is even an accurate description.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:49 (one week ago)

file under who gives a shit

a (waterface), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:53 (one week ago)

meaning why are we discussing or caring about what dude thinks not to mention the bulwark is mostly trash

a (waterface), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:54 (one week ago)

i dunno. Not much else going on, I guess.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 17:58 (one week ago)

meaning why are we discussing or caring about what dude thinks not to mention the bulwark is mostly trash

because a poster brought in a shit source with shit thinkers again and we have to go through this every time instead of just ignoring what he says on the USpol thread.

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 19:14 (one week ago)

why are we discussing or caring about what dude thinks

i continually wonder why the fuck anyone pays any attention to these youtube or podcast political idiots, I don't understand it. maybe I'm just old.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 19:27 (one week ago)

because there aren't really any credible news sources anymore

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 19:29 (one week ago)

Hasan is probably more politically relevant right now than most Dem orgs.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 19:34 (one week ago)

While Dems may still get back control of the House in November (and maybe even the Senate), Trump encouraged gerrymandering has narrowed the margin in the House per the Cook political report analysts.

In late spring of 2025, it would have been hard to believe that ten states would have new congressional maps in place for the 2026 midterms. But the Trump White House's brazen strategy of pressuring GOP-controlled states to eliminate as many Democratic seats as possible to save the party's deeply endangered majority set off a chain reaction that has fundamentally altered the fight for the House in 2026 and beyond.

Although the White House didn't get everything it wanted — its efforts were rebuffed in several Republican-led states and Democrats successfully retaliated in California — the result is a 2026 House map that is more skewed towards Republicans and less elastic than before.

View the full 2026 Cook PVI map and district list.

The Cook Political Report has updated its Partisan Voter Index (PVI) scores for all ten states that redrew their lines for 2026. And although 80% of states didn’t redistrict, the shift is still dramatic: the median House seat now sports a Cook PVI score of R+3, two points redder than prior to this cycle's gerrymandering arms

https://www.cookpolitical.com/cook-pvi/introducing-2026-cook-pvi-re-redistricting-yields-more-republican-less-elastic-house-map

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 July 2026 23:09 (one week ago)

Hasan is probably mildly useful for pulling some Twitch addicts away from right-wing influencers & other varieties of certified boneheads that stream, but I feel like all these streamer dudes mostly just talk about themselves and their personal beefs/drama and it's very tedious

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 23:29 (one week ago)

Hasan had his audience phone banking for the NY primaries and they made around 20 thousand calls.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 July 2026 23:54 (one week ago)

This is from Alex Jones on Iran... he's obv still a horrible asshole, but:

“They want us in a total war so they can censor and take our freedoms, nationalize everything, and push us aside with AI — total liability, immunity, and protection. This is a disaster. We are facing tyranny, but the public’s awakening,” Jones said Tuesday.

“We’ve got to come together and transcend left and right, and we have to say no to an expanded war that will definitely destroy the economy and kill a bunch of our troops. They’re preparing a massive ground invasion. It’s all confirmed. This is going down right now,” he added.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 July 2026 01:25 (one week ago)

I have the documents right here.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 July 2026 01:26 (one week ago)

he told all this to a cashier at Dunkin'

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 July 2026 01:33 (one week ago)

Sir, this is a Wendy's

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 July 2026 11:49 (one week ago)

Wait I thought Alex Jones popped like a balloon?

chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 30 July 2026 13:47 (one week ago)

DEI-cide

The Trump administration’s plans to stymie and defund bike lane plans in the US, on the unusual basis that they are DEI tools, will hurt efforts to improve roadway safety, non-motorized transportation advocates say.

The transportation secretary, Sean Duffy, posted on X this month that he had redirected $1.73bn allocated for “Biden-era DEI pet projects” to “America’s actual backbone: ROADS, BRIDGES, AND SHIPPING PORTS”.

Duffy did not explain how the transportation department would determine which bike lanes support diversity, equity and inclusion. The administration also recently removed bike lanes and speed cameras from the Federal Highway Administration’s list of proven safety countermeasures.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 July 2026 15:57 (one week ago)

Alex Jones is apparently shuffling all his monies around under his father's name and hasn't paid a dime to the people he's ordered to pay money to. He has lost infowars and other things but he is still active.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 30 July 2026 16:01 (one week ago)

Still drunk too.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 July 2026 16:03 (one week ago)

Trump is killing Medicare Part D (prescription drug subsidies/discounts for old people), which is a no-risk play because old people are famously not big voters.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 30 July 2026 16:14 (one week ago)

why did Biden let him do that

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 30 July 2026 16:21 (one week ago)

Is this where you tell us again that everyone hates Trump and the Democrats are cruising to victory?

xp

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 30 July 2026 16:22 (one week ago)

The Democrat are up +7 on the new Quinnipiac generic congressional ballot poll. They probably need to be at +5 to pick up seats.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 July 2026 16:27 (one week ago)

FBI Director Kash Patel’s lawsuit against a man who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” and “blatantly incompetent chud” was thrown out by a federal judge on Tuesday.

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 July 2026 16:41 (one week ago)

^I hope that quote went out in an AP wire service story that will be widely reprinted and used as the basis of widespread television and radio news reports that dutifully incorporate it verbatim.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 30 July 2026 16:48 (one week ago)

I’m glad a federal judge has confirmed that Kash Patel is in fact a googly-eyed Kremlin bitch

brb (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 30 July 2026 17:05 (one week ago)

this is where I say the Dems will probably do well in the fall, but don’t worry they won’t do anything

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 30 July 2026 18:04 (one week ago)

this administration is getting positively hysterical about the emerging Red Scare, I wonder if they're doing focus groups on the messaging because it all sounds insane to my ears. Also I don't see how Stephen Miller should ever appear on TV

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 July 2026 18:09 (one week ago)

I can't even imagine how bonkers the midterms ads are gonna be, especially given that Elon is apparently bankrolling everything again

frogbs, Thursday, 30 July 2026 18:36 (one week ago)

I'm in Southwedt Florida.on vacation. The ads are bonkers.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 July 2026 18:43 (one week ago)

*Southwest

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 July 2026 18:43 (one week ago)

it’s crazy how one guy with a mutilated dick can help usher in authoritarian apartheid

out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 July 2026 18:46 (one week ago)

Mandela Barnes just dropped out of the Wisconsin governor's race.

"The decision by Barnes came amid reporting by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel into allegations that Barnes was taking advantage of his role in the party to have sexual encounters with young adult women, which promoted an investigation last year by the state Democratic Party."

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/elections/2026/07/30/mandela-barnes-ends-campaign-for-governor/91101126007/

Latest poll had him running a distant second to Francesca Hong, but with a lot of undecided voters still: https://law.marquette.edu/poll/

jaymc, Thursday, 30 July 2026 18:53 (one week ago)

xp

Hitler had an undescended testicle, coincidence?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 30 July 2026 19:01 (one week ago)

fuck yeah that IS kash

when the doors of perception are cleansed, you'll get arrested (Hunt3r), Thursday, 30 July 2026 19:26 (one week ago)

Duffy did not explain how the transportation department would determine which bike lanes support diversity, equity and inclusion. The administration also recently removed bike lanes and speed cameras from the Federal Highway Administration’s list of proven safety countermeasures.

Not to be too stereotypical here but bike lanes code culturally for affluent white liberals (yes I know lots of people ride bikes). Calling them DEI is totally insane but reveals what it really means, which is just "anything for people we don't like."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 July 2026 20:03 (one week ago)

Looks like Trump would prefer to lose Blanche as AG as long as he can keep his IRS audit immunity

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 July 2026 20:03 (one week ago)

xpost
Riding bikes = Caring about the environment
Guess who uses the environment? Minorities.
Therefore bike lanes = DEI

every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in f (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 July 2026 20:06 (one week ago)

Cars are manly. Cars are weapons. Good cars, the cars Real Americans drive, are trucks. Bicycles are for the weak, the effeminate, and the poor.

They literally don't need more reasons than that. It's ALL culture war.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 30 July 2026 21:08 (one week ago)

The WH just bought 250 Cadillac Escalades, for some reason... I guess to drive across empty reflecting pools

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 July 2026 21:18 (one week ago)

They're going to drive around DC in the bike lanes 24/7.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 July 2026 22:03 (one week ago)

only YOORPEENS ride bikes therefore bikes are gay or something.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 31 July 2026 00:20 (six days ago)

They're blocking off and walling off dc streets already for the upcoming Freedom 250 Grnad Prix Indy car series race August 22 and 23.

https://www.popville.com/2026/07/indy-car-race-prep-road-closures-freedom-250-grand-prix/

curmudgeon, Friday, 31 July 2026 21:32 (six days ago)

My commiserations; the Melbourne Grand Prix comes every March and I live 5km away. Every room in my house sounds like it is infested with angry wasps for 3 days. Indy cars are probably louder than formula one cars as well.

Ed, Friday, 31 July 2026 22:04 (six days ago)

i admire Trump’s commitment to making DC his personal playground and unlivable for everyone else

Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 31 July 2026 23:07 (six days ago)

And then there’s this-

Federal prosecutors on Friday acknowledged that contractors hired by the Trump administration had botched the renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool and sought to drop charges against David Hearn, a former Olympic canoeist who was one of several people accused of vandalizing the landmark

From NY Times

curmudgeon, Friday, 31 July 2026 23:18 (six days ago)

Classic: flood the zone with bullshit so that it has to be covered as a disagreement between competing truth claims. Quietly back down on a Friday afternoon and never speak of it again.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 July 2026 23:26 (six days ago)

That tactic was already old hat in 2017. They keep turning that bullshit crank bcz it works so well.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 31 July 2026 23:49 (six days ago)

August thread:

"You know, we have a life and grass has a life and the grass here died about 40 years ago. " American Politics, August 2026

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 1 August 2026 15:40 (five days ago)


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