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anthony, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They produce a lot of racing drivers

dave q, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Finland is a great place. People have this idea that it's expensive, but it's not anymore, being the only Nordic country (call it Scandinavian and they'll hit you) that belongs the the single currency. Finnish men are all drunks which is good - you can nip in and steal their women.

Nick, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MOOMINS!

Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

search: finnish girls in london.

helsinki looks nice too

gareth, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search: Ilpo Vaisanen, Mika Vainio, Aki Kurismaki, Paavo Nurmi.

Destroy: that Finnish girl I met at the Star & Garter in 1996 who never wrote back to me; Monty Python.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A country where I want to be/ Pony riding or camping/ Or just watching TV

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You don't want to be watching Finnish TV because it's rubbish. Finland though is classic. Expect a long post on this sometime.

Tom, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you want finnish girls in London come to SOAS. Its full of them for some bizarre reason. I have just finished (ahem) working for a Finn for a year and whilst she is a lovely person she was also Tracy Flick and she just bugged me. Other Finn's I know are relatively cool. So the jury is out in the court of Pete's brain.

Pete, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the letter 'g' in finnish is pronounced 'gae'. the letter 'h' in finnish is pronounced 'horr'. so, it sounds like "gay whore."

matthew james, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

TOM came from finland, didn't he? Not Tom@ebros, the one w/all the rude pics in those taschen books. Finland thus = classic.

xoxo

|\|0|2/|\4|\| |=4'/, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Men with huge dicks! Hurrah!

Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ace though my Finnish namesake is I'm sure I read somewhere that he didn't actually come from Finland. He is curiously uncelebrated by the Finns if not.

Finnish railways have special "pet carriages".

Tom, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yes, I'd forgotten that. And they show you a video on the train about all the features of the different carriages. And they have drunks who do funny dances and show their penis to schoolgirls! It really is a great country.

Nick, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

tom has a huge dick?! and a home-made vibrator?!

Geoff, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not true, Tom, your namesake *was* in fact from Finland. I will now make the likes of Geoff and Anthony jealous by mentioning that my section of the library has in its 'protected' section some collections of his work and a bio, so if you excuse me...

*flips through said bio, Dirty Pictures by Micha Ramakers, published last year*

Touko Laaksonen, born 1920, lived in Kaarina near Turku. There ya go.

Finland in general -- always sounded really cool, don't think I know any Finns though. Stuff like Pan Sonic, though -- yow.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Tom of Finland is silly .

anthony, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was the one European nation I'd move to if I could, instantly. Then I found out Linkin Park were Top 10 there.

It's still a million times classic, though.

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Didn't Finland side with Germany in WW2 though?

DG, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Its deeply unfortunate bit of recent history, yes -- arguably it was a bit more of power politics than anything else, though, since Stalin invaded Finland a couple of months after Poland fell, figuring 'what's a little aggression among friends?' Hilariously, Finland fought back brilliantly and made Stalin's purge-decimated forces look weak, and only after the Red Army laid out a lot more resources and time did Finland give in, surrendering some land around Lake Ladoga and elsewhere to Russia. Finland did join up in redeclaring hostilities some time after the Nazis turned their tender care towards Russia, but that was about it, I seem to recall -- no German occupation or the like. However, somebody with more of a grasp of that conflict is a better person than I on this matter.

To also give more background, Finland had been part of the Russian Empire up until the Revolution for about a hundred years if not more, and while semi-autonomous they happily took independence when the opportunity arose -- only twenty years previous to the 1939 conflict or so, so Russian domination was something well within the living memory of much of the populace.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I took a nap in Tom of Finland's bed once. It was more like a cot, actually. I don't think he got much action in his last years. Or maybe he just used the dungeon in the basement.

Arthur, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned's summary of the war with the Sovs seems accurate enough. I think maybe a small number of German troops went to Finland after 1941, but the place was never under German occupation as such. I think the Finnish government shamefully handed over a small batch of Jews to the Nazis, but didn't send anymore because people kicked up about it so much.

My mother worked with some Finns, and maintains that they are a secretive, taciturn bunch who are always afraid that whoever they are talking to is a Russian spy.

I gather they drink a lot.

DV, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...
Reviving because of the Mieskuoro Huutajat.

From http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3454567.stm

Take a group of men from the northern Finnish town of Oulu - population 100,000 - dress them in dark suits with black ties made from the inner tubes of car tyres.

Next, send them out on to the ice floes of the frozen Baltic and get them to shout - in choral unison - at a stranded 10,000-ton ice breaking vessel, and you have got something called Mieskuoro Huutajat.

Otherwise known as the shouting men of Finland, it is more than a bunch of Finns getting things off their chests by upping their decibels.

It is a new art form, and it is taking parts of the world by arctic storm.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

these men are SO FUCKING TOUGH. they will drink you under the earth.

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha my first huge crush was on a girl from Oulu. She was alcoholic and she couldn't speak very good English, both of which made me love her even more. Sadly, she didn't feel the same way about me. :(

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, if you were a kid/teenager back then (I assume that was when you had your first crush), where did you come upon a girl from Oulu?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Tom of Finland is silly .

U R NOT GAY TOM OF FINLAND RoXoR

the great thing I have found with Finnish people is that if I ever say to them "I hear Donald Duck is very popular in your country" they always respond excitedly that yes indeed, he is.

I have met a handful of Finns and while some are quiet and taciturn and others not, the ones who are not taciturn maintain that their Finnish friends are always making fun of them (in a quiet, non-verbal manner) about how talkative they are.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

E, my colleague (who is the one on maternity leave right now) is far from taciturn, she full of fun (yet very hard working).

chris (chris), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

look, I've met one quiet Finnish person, therefore they all are. PROVED BY SCIENCE.

I like the idea that the Finns are our happy chatty friends from the North who have acquired a reputation for taciturnity on the basis of no evidence whatsoever.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's sort of an national stereotype, kinda like when you say that the Italians are loud or that the French are arrogant. While there is some truth to it, especially among older Finns, it isn't any more valid than those other stereotypes. Also, I think the younger generation doesn't quite into the stereotype any more. At least I'm talkative, and none of my friends is making fun of it, because most of them are are the same way.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Destroy: that Finnish girl I met at the Star & Garter in 1996 who never wrote back to me"

Mike...we should talk.

Sign this!

I've met quiet Finns and not-so-quiet Finns. Remarkable, eh?

I love Finland.

Tag (Tag), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching TV.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
It's the country for me.
Verse: You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan.
Quite a long way from Ca
iro,
Lots of miles from Vietnam.
Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
Or snack lunch in the hall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.
Verse: You're so sadly neglected,
And o
ften ignored,
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.
Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

Repeat: Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

Fade: Finland has it all...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I really fucking hate that song.

Tag (Tag), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

:-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Not you, Ned. Just the song.

Tag (Tag), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

but we all love you Tag

/hurl

chris (chris), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread: otm. 1st person i met (really met) in london: finnish.
i adored her and she treated me like shit. she spoke a billion languages and seemed much smarter than me. this might have been because whenever i was around her i was totally hammered. not on purpose, i was only trying to keep up. did i mention she treated me like shit¿ because she did.
and man, was she hot too. her ass was like whoa¡

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 5 February 2004 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a live Mieskuoro Huutajat ep thing on Bad Vugum and it's my best party trick. The national anthems medley is off the chain.

adam (adam), Thursday, 5 February 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

but do YOU like donald duck, tuomas?

all yer pix make it look like finland = the most fun country in the world!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 February 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

They do? Well, here's some more for you...

http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/suomenlinna5.jpg http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/suomenlinna6.jpg http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/suurmetsa1.jpg http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/suomenlinna2.jpg http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/suomenlinna3.jpg


I doubt these pics are an objective representation of life in Finland, however.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 5 February 2004 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sitting about 4ft away from a Finn. She is blonde, Christian (Finnish Church in London, word up!), cardigan-wearing, v. quiet and doesn't seem to get out much. Rubbish at audio-typing too. However, this may all be a ruse to cover up a death-metal alternate lifestyle that she assumes immediately upon stepping out of the office.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Finnish architects and furniture designers ROCK to the max, my hokey yes they do. Eero Saarinen yay.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

A Swedish person told me that the Finns fight with knives. This just makes me love Finland even more.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

they used to fight with knives in Limerick, did you love them then?

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Shouting Men have been going for ages; if you went to Finnish Consulate parties in the mid-90s like I did, they were everywhere (my friend Jalli was the director and was an ex-MN North Stars hockey player) including in performance with yer Pet Shop Boys. Also they were in Venice during 2001 biennale and we ran into a few of them looking for bouze on the Rialto at 5am.

MARIMEKKO!
http://www.outofvogue.com/images/marimekko.jpg

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, lovely Marimekko. I have a rather attractive duvet and pillow case set.

Tag (Tag), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

A Swedish person told me that the Finns fight with knives. This just makes me love Finland even more.

That's like the oldest stereotype evah, it might've been true 150 years ago. It's like saying that Americans fight each other with revolvers. We don't have much guns, either, they're forbidden except for hunting and shooting club use. Finns mostly fight with fists, like everyone else.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 February 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

my favourite finnish thing:

http://www.uwasa.fi/~h79228/muumi.jpg

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 6 February 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
I have just read the Finland has universal male conscription. Is this a part of Tuomas's life we've not yet been let in on? Am I right to assume that national service in Finland consists of providing social services or picking up litter or watching for forest fires or something? And that each conscript is assigned a tiny sparkling fairy who flits about his shoulders and sings songs to pass the time?

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

I miss Finland. I'd live there.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe it took THREE YEARS for anyone to mention Marimekko. Not that I can afford their yardage, or anything.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

I'll bet all those photos of Tuomas surrounded by like 50 cute blonde girls = "So this was when I was doing my national service in Kellokoski, here my unit was assigned to safety-test this park and playground and plant pretty yellow flowers in designated spots. One of the other men tried to desert, but he was caught, and offered a choice: He could leave if he wanted to, but we were having Baltic herring and willow grouse with a golden cloudberry infusion for dinner. He toughed it out."

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Cloudberry

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

I knew a girl from Finland, from Rovaniemi where Santa Claus is from. She used to work in Santa's grotto as an elf and confirmed that Santa is an officer in the Finnish army.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

She used to work in Santa's grotto as an elf

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Elf_stills/elf_col58-17_300x435.jpg

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Merry Christmas!

moley, Monday, 22 August 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Conversation I overheard last year at North Pole, Alaska:

clerk/tourguide, pointing at reindeer in pen: "This is a reindeer."
tourist from Finland: "I know what reindeer are."

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Salmiakki koskenkorva
Ittala
Arabia
Joulutortut

And Helsinki generally.

I miss all these things.

Guymauve (Guymauve), Monday, 22 August 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

The Moomin shop in Helsinki. The Sibelius monument. Yes to Finland. My girlfriend is there, right now.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

I like the islands, off of Helsinki...what are they called?

And all the crazy churches.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

A good friend of mine just married a lovely Finnish girl and moved to Helsinki! I will have to go visit them.

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, we have universal male conscription, and it's shit. You either have to go trough the army, which lasts six or nine months, or choose the civil service, which is thirteen months (the difference in the length of these two is something the Union of Conscientious Objectors has constantly complained about). Obviously I chose the latter. I worked at the library of the Finnish Environmental Institute, it was an okay job, but I could've spend the year doing better things. I think the reason why the universal conscription still exists is that we're located next to Russia and fought against them (or against the USSR, to be correct) in WWII. The idea of "what if Russia invaded us" still lurks in the background of the Finnish political discourse, which I think is bullshit - there are as few reasons for them to do such a thing as any other neighbouring state. Sweden is slowly getting rid of the universal conscription and moving on to hired armed forces, I can only hope that Finland will follow their example some day.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Whoops, missed a few words there: "there are as few reasons for them to do such a thing as any other neighbouring state would have".

Geoff, I'm really sorry I never saw you when you were staying here. When you e-mailed me I simply wasn't in a state of mind to meet new people, and then I simply forgot about it. My apologies, should you come here again I promise not to be so rude.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I like the islands, off of Helsinki...what are they called?

Do you mean Suomenlinna? The fortress islands? They were part of Helsinki's defence during Sweden's rule. There's even an old children's song about "the Englishmen sailing our shores with three hundred ships" - can't remember what war that refers to...

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

No, sorry, that song doesn't refer to Suomenlinna rather than Åland, the archipelago southwest from the mainland (the song goes, "and the war of Åland was terrible, somfarrah somfarrah somfarrallallah"). They have autonomy nowadays, by the way; the men there aren't even part of the universal conscript. Lucky bastards! Though I think they associate themselves more with Sweden than Finland... The fact that they're part of Finland has to do with history and politics, not culture.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Moi, Tuomas. It's okay. I was in a dissolving relationship, teaching at two unis, one institute, and generally losing AND getting my shit together, so I was crazy, too.

I'm thinking Helsinki is off-limits for a while, due to obvious factors. However, if you find yourself in New Zealand any time, give me a shout.

Guymauve (Guymauve), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

And that should have read "Iittala" above.

Guymauve (Guymauve), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
For reasons I can't remember, I'm in Turku for new year's eve.

Tell me about it. Also, Tampere.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

Tampere has a bridge with enormous statues of extremely gay looking naked men striking absurd poses.

James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

bato (bato), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

My god, that man is shitting an arm!

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Tampere is small but perfectly formed. All my friends from there now live in Helsinki though.

Tag (Tag), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

I hear you're building tons more nuke plants, 'inspiring' Toady Blair to follow.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Who's "you" here?

Tag (Tag), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Finns. The BBC said so!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I was in Turku a year ago for a few days; the big touristy thing is the Turku Castle. The cathedral is kind of meh if you've seen other European churches. There is another large-ish church with some Art Nouveau details (and a few commercial buildings in town in the same style, this kind of surprised me). There is some kind of architectural dig combined with an art museum that looked kind of interesting but by the time I got there it was near closing and I was tired.

nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...
i have been offered summer solstice in a summerhouse on the shore of a big lake in finland, partying with some excellent youths.

shall i say yes?

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:03 (twenty years ago)

yes, yes, yes

Why not bike there? either via the oresund and the sweden finaland ferry, or through poland and tha baltics?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:08 (twenty years ago)

haha this was something i was wondering! ok if i suddenly win a lot of cash i will do that. it would take forever, right? prob won't happen... i'd like to do as much overground as poss though, for several reasons.

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:10 (twenty years ago)

That's like the biggest boozing fest of the year. Usually it involves grilling stuff, going to see the Solstice bonfire, having a sauna, swimming, playing games etc, while everyone's awfully drunk. Depending on the people your with it may also include random nudity and Solstice Magic (to reveal your future fiancé). So if you're up for it, I'd say yes.

How'd you get this offer?

(x-post)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:15 (twenty years ago)

Also, if you're coming through Helsinki and want someone to show you around, drop me an e-mail. I guess Ed can testify I'm not a perv or a weirdo... ;)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:17 (twenty years ago)

heh, excellent! by the person hosting it i suspect random nudity and all sorts of magic will be happening... k, if i can afford it, i'm doing it, yeeha. fire!

a v good finnish friend invited me the other day, her family owns this summerhouse and the family who've been using it won't be there this summer so she's got dibs on it - she's putting together some carefully orchestrated combination of people and we'll go off in search of excitement and adventure and really wild things. and drinking.

and thanks tuomas! when she was telling me about how to get there helsinki was mentioned as one of the transport options and if i'm going to be there i'd like to take a day and night to wander around and have a look, and i'd love to meet up - i've been there once before, with this same friend, but (omg) it was ten years ago... i just remember the harbour/docks area, a science park i went to, getting lost on the way home on the bus, and falling out of a nightclub at 2 or 3 and being TOTALLY CONFUSED by all the light.

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:26 (twenty years ago)

ed and tuomas, what was the super special finnish drink that tuomas made ed drink?

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:43 (twenty years ago)

"tuommy juice"

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:45 (twenty years ago)

"Salmiakkikoskenkorva". It's a mixture of salty liquorice ("salmiakki") and Finland's most popular vodka ("Koskenkorva"). Personally I hate the stuff! Every Finn is supposed to love "salmiakki" (you can't really get it outside Scandinavia), but I can't stand it.

You can e-mail me to "tuomas dot alho at helsinki dot fi" rather than the address above, both of them are valid but I check the Helsinki one more often.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Don't drink the black thick salty drink.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:59 (twenty years ago)

I don't think either the Finnish cuisine or the Finnish booze are that worthy an experience, except maybe for novelty value. Some of the beers are good though.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

Btw Emsk, do you know where the summerhouse is located?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:03 (twenty years ago)

i can't remember! i think she might have said it was the biggest lake in finland, or i might have made that part up.

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:04 (twenty years ago)

You do good things with smoked and pickled fish.

Koskenkorva Viina is great without the salty liquorice.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:06 (twenty years ago)

no fish for me. i like the sound of this drink a lot.

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:09 (twenty years ago)

Haha, maybe you shouldn't trust me on the Finnish cuisine, because I've been a vegetarian for ten years, and a lot our "specialties" are meat or fish based. I haven't even tasted some of them.

I guess the best thing about food in here is that most of the bread is rye or whole meal or something like that. I don't much like white bread.

(x-post)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
So, are you still coming here this week, Emsk? I tried to mail you, but I'm not sure if it's the correct address.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...
Tell me about Kuopio, Tuomas. I might be off there soon, (Hopefully to Helsinki as well)

Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

planning a trip here this summer that hopefully will happen...we want to visit helsinki, tampere and jyvyskyla. i would like to see moomins and possibly take in a wife-carrying competition.

bell_labs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

bump

Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

Unfortunately I don't really know anything about Kuopio. I have a friend who's originally from there though. I could ask him. Email me for more details, okay?

Tuomas, Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

will do.

Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kairokairo/img/uusivuosi.jpg

Lingbert, Friday, 8 June 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Are Mika Hakkinen, Kimi Raikonnen and Haiki Kovalainen really representative of how the Fins talk?

And why does Finland produce a disproportionate number of F1 drivers?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 1 October 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

I wish Kimi Raikkonen would mention at a post race conference that "it's like the old Finnish saying, 'pussy doesn't wear out by using it'."

King Boy Pato, Monday, 1 October 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

Are Mika Hakkinen, Kimi Raikonnen and Haiki Kovalainen really representative of how the Fins talk?

If you mean their English accent, I guess they are... You can hear an exaggerated parody Finnish accent in these "Markku from Finland" skits:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22markku+from+finland%22&search=Search

Tuomas, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

he doesn't sound as crackly and stilted as the f1 drivers. but i shall now hear all your posts in raikonnen's voice.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I have much of a Finnish accent actually.

Tuomas, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

that doesn't matter. i'm aiming for entertainment more than accuracy.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071005/wl_nm/climate_nordics_dc

gabbneb, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

in before multiple questions from you-know-whom

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

time to apologise to tuomas

http://i38.tinypic.com/fdccax.jpg

cozen (cozwn), Sunday, 14 September 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://imgur.com/BiHXo.jpg

Slumpman, Saturday, 22 August 2009 10:52 (sixteen years ago)

To the tune of "More More More"

Slumpman, Saturday, 22 August 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

ayo Tuomas congratulations at your homo prez

soft serve space age blap (The Reverend), Monday, 22 February 2010 06:08 (sixteen years ago)

or PM or whatever they have there

soft serve space age blap (The Reverend), Monday, 22 February 2010 06:12 (sixteen years ago)

I am really bad at reading. It was Iceland. n/m

soft serve space age blap (The Reverend), Monday, 22 February 2010 06:14 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/qlrHy.jpg

Neil S, Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

Haha, that's pretty much how this winter has looked like in here! There's been more snow than during any previous winter I can remember.

Tuomas, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

Finalist dies at World Sauna event in Finland

The annual World Sauna Championships in Finland have ended in tragedy with the death of one of the finalists, the organisers said.

Russian finalist Vladimir Ladyzhensky and Finnish rival Timo Kaukonen were both taken to hospital after collapsing and Mr Ladyzhensky later died.

The event, which has been running since 1999, requires participants to withstand 110C for as long as possible.

I don't have any problem with people dying of stupidity -- extreme stupidity should be fatal -- I just hope they don't reproduce first.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Sunday, 8 August 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

is this a viral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_doIsFnqeg

cozen, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

The end of times has come. Not in flames, but in mist.

cozen, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

It's not a viral, apparently there really was such a storm over Helsinki on August 8th (I was in Germany so I missed it), you can find other videos of it on Youtube. But that kind of a storm is not common at all in here, on the video you can hear people getting kinda scared by it and saying things like, "What the heck is that, that's not normal!".

Tuomas, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Bump! I'm in Stockholm for six days and I'm considering doing a day trip over to Helsinki. Tuomas! What's going on around this time of year?

unskinny blap (edwardo), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

ayo Tuomas congratulations at your homo prez

― soft serve space age blap (The Reverend), Sunday, February 21, 2010 8:08 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or PM or whatever they have there

― soft serve space age blap (The Reverend), Sunday, February 21, 2010 8:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am really bad at reading. It was Iceland. n/m

― soft serve space age blap (The Reverend), Sunday, February 21, 2010 8:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

What's going on around this time of year?

I don't think there's any special events going on at the moment, except some kind of a [[url=http://www.portofhelsinki.fi/port_of_helsinki/whats_new/baltic_herring_fair herring fair]]. Being a vegetarian I've never been there, so I don't know what it's like.

I can give some general tips, but it depends on what sort stuff you're interested in doing. Art galleries? Museums? Shopping? Pubs?

Tuomas, Monday, 3 October 2011 10:28 (fourteen years ago)

Whoops, sorry, I messed up the formatting, but the link still works.

Tuomas, Monday, 3 October 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)

Eh just have a look around. Though I just rolled my ankle last night so I am likely to be less touristy than planned.

unskinny blap (edwardo), Monday, 3 October 2011 10:46 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.iltalehti.fi/iltvurheilu/2012031603165506_v9.shtml

The Scheiß Age (S-), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

According to the text that video is from a Norwegian horse race, it was just reported in a Finnish newspaper.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway, this is the proper thread for Finnish curiosities, I think:

Could someone please explain Finland to me?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/138455

goole, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

perkele!

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

Laulan, tanssin, soiton soitan,
revin riemun näistä teistä,
näistä teistä, elämästä
täällä Pohjantähen päässä .
Tääl' on miun kotopaikka,
tää on reissun päätepiste,
heposeni tallipaikka,
liinaharjan syntysija

hey can someone (tuomas) change these from first-person singular to first-person plural for me?

j., Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

Laulamme, tanssimme, soiton soitamme,
revimme riemun näistä teistä,
näistä teistä, elämästä
täällä Pohjantähen päässä.
Tääl' on meiän kotopaikka,
tää on reissun päätepiste,
heposemme tallipaikka,
liinaharjan syntysija

Tuomas, Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

but what does it all mean?

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

thanks, tuomas!

j., Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Hey, I'm going to Helsinki from like July 7 to teh 14th, but might spend an extra week since several people reached out on CouchSurfing to offer their hospitality. Hooray for kindly Finns! So, if anything is happening around Finland at this time LMK. Also wondering if I should venture out of Helsinki someplace.

davey, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)

davey you should definitely kick it with tuomas

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)

Hi Gr80. I would love to kick it with mr. Tuomas if he's down to kick it with an ilx noob. he seems like a cool dude at least based on this thread. Yes, super stoked to see Finland... Tuomas if I see you I'll buy ya a round, just holler!

davey, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)

Hi, unfortunately I'm in New York from July 6th to 15th, so I won't be in Helsinki when you're there. But if you need any tips on what to do in Helsinki, I can certainly help.

As for venturing outside Helsinki, there are a few places I could recommend, but it depends on what you'd want to do. What I can tell you is Turku and Tampere, the two largest cities in Finland outside the Helsinki metro area, are both within a 2 hour train/bus trip, so a day trip to either city is certainly feasible. Tampere is generally nicer than Turku (it's more cozy and working-class, and less posh), but Turku might be nicer to visit in July... The river that goes right through the city centre has plenty of restaurant and pub boats, and there are more historical sites to see than in Tampere (Turku is the former capital of Finland). Anyway, either city is worth a visit, I'd say, and since July is the main summer holiday month in here, there'll probably be some cultural activities available in both of them.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 10:55 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Hey Tuomas. I'm staying in helsinki a while longer than first expected. I'll be here til wednesday the 25th, although I might take a day trip to Tallinn, and an overnight to Turku for the Turku Modern festival. I'm liking it here a lot so far. But anyway, what's up? LMK if you'll be out on the town or if there's something cool to do. Maybe we could chill, after all, as that would be neat. Cheers.

davey, Thursday, 18 July 2013 08:50 (twelve years ago)

By the way if anyone visits Helsinki, do go to Fafa's restaurant in the Erottaja area. Best falafel I've had in my LIFE, and I hear the shawarma is also excellent.

davey, Friday, 19 July 2013 00:43 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZphHGHiQ5w

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Looks like I will be spending all of December in the country about 40km away from Tampere.

Please tell me everything you know.

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)

About Tampere?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 07:00 (twelve years ago)

About anything relevant I guess.

I will have access to a car and a bicycle. Will it be snowy? I understand almost everyone can speak English? How expensive is a decent bottle of booze (say 700ml in Euros)? Interest geographical/historical etc. sites around or further afield. What should I do for Christmas and (possibly) New Years?

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 08:00 (twelve years ago)

It's not always that snowy in December, it's not always that snowy n December. There'll probably be snowfall during the month, but it might melt away within a few days. Though Tampere probably gets permanent snow earlier than Helsinki (where I live), since it's further north and inland.

Almost everyone in their 40s or younger will speak English, yes, since practically all kids have learned it at elementary school since the 1980s. Most older folks know at least some basic phrases too, having picked them up from the TV and movies. So if you're doing shopping and other errands like that, you can do that in English, at least in bigger cities like Tampere.

A quarter litre bottle of decent vodka will cost you around 25 Euros. Due to Finland's heavy regulation of alcohol sales, you can buy wines and booze only at Alko, the state-owned chain of liquor stores. (The Finnish alcohol law is quite similar to Sweden, if you're ever been there.) Grocery stores and supermarkets can only sell beer, cider, and other drinks with no more than 5 % alcohol. If you're a youngish-looking feller, be prepared to show your ID, people get carded quite often when buying booze. (It still occasionally happens to me, even though I'm 34 and have a full beard.)

I'm a bit busy now, but I'll write more about Christmas and New Year later on when I have some time.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 09:36 (twelve years ago)

Whoops, the first sentence there was formatted badly, it should've read:

It's not always that snowy in December, it depends on the year.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 09:37 (twelve years ago)

A quarter litre bottle of decent vodka will cost you around 25 Euros

i presume 'decent' here means 'not toxic or disgusting' rather than some premium brand thing? because that is extortionate

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)

That is why cruises / bus trips to Estonia and Russia are so popular, I guess.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 13:31 (twelve years ago)

sex tourism too

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 13:37 (twelve years ago)

i presume 'decent' here means 'not toxic or disgusting' rather than some premium brand thing? because that is extortionate

Yep. The Finnish alcohol policy has been for decades that alcohol should be heavily taxed; the high price is thought to hinder excessive alcohol consumption, and the tax money is also seen as a way of covering the costs of alcoholism to society (since we have a universal health care and social security system, to which alcoholics are a burden).

And Sharivari is correct, the number one reason locals take the day ferry from Helsinki to Tallinn is to get some cheap booze from there. (Though ever since Estonia joined the EU the price difference hasn't been as high anymore as it used to be, and nowadays people do more general shopping in Tallinn as well, as there are many more Western stores and chains there as there were in the 90s.)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)

Basically the stereotypical idea of Finnish alcohol consumption is that Finns drink as much booze as they can get their hands on. And as a response to this, the stereotypical idea of Finnish alcohol policy is that the state should try to make it as hard as possible for them to get any booze. Things have become more liberal ever since Finland joined the EU, but I think it still has the second tightest state control on alcohol in the whole of Europe, only Sweden is even tighter in this regard.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)

"As drunk as a Finn" or variation on that theme is a common phrase in Russia. A lot of young people get trashed when they arrive in St Petersburg and realise a double vodka costs about a Euro.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:03 (twelve years ago)

Thanks for the info... Something may have been confused in translation though

--- A quarter litre bottle of decent vodka will cost you around 25 Euros ---

do you mean a quarter of a liter - ie. 250ml - will cost 25Eu? THAT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

OR

a 'quart' as Yanks would say - 946ml (almost a litre) - will cost 25Eu? Pretty much comparable to Australia.

Planning on being in Helsinki for the last week of November to get acclimatised. How cold will it be roughly?

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:04 (twelve years ago)

Whoops, sorry, I just realiced my typo there. The 25 euros is for three quarter bottle (0.70 litres) of good vodka, which is the common bottle size for vodka in here. So it's still expensive, but not as expensive as it may have seemed in my initial post. The cheapest available vodka in Alko seems to cost 16.98 euros for 0.7 litres.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)

What is the favored local Finnish liquor?

The Dance Twerking Was MADE So (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

And I guess I should point out that even the cheapest vodka still tastes okay, none of the ultra-cheap Russian stuff is sold here, except on the black market.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

Salmiakki is worth trying at least once.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)

What is the favored local Finnish liquor?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koskenkorva

Back in the 1990s there was a very popular flavoured liquor, where some salty liquorice was added to Koskenkorva; I guess that's about as Finnish as an alcoholic beverage can get. Then it was banned for some years, because there were fears that the "candy-like" taste made it popular among minors (the Finnish alcohol policy strikes again). Nowadays it's sold again, but it isn't as popular as it was in its heyday.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)

Is it legal to make beer and wine at home in Finland? I image those prices would encourage that greatly.

nickn, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

It is, and during the 1990s recession a lot lof people got into making their own beer and wine. I remember when my dad was unemployed back then, he was often brewing some homemade beer. Don't know if the current recession has brung this thing back in style, though.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

"Brung"? Brought!

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

what would be the finnish equivalent of john or jane smith or jean(ne) martin or whatever, the most generic name

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

The Finns use then terms "Matti Meikäläinen" (for men) and "Maija Meikäläinen" (for men) for that purpose. Matti and Maija are very common first names, but Meikäläinen isn't a real Finnish surname, though it sounds like one... "Meikäläinen" translates to "one of us", so I guess "Matti Meikäläinen" is closer to John Q. Public ("a common man") than to John Doe ("an anonymous man"), though it can be used to signify the latter too.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

that's somewhat more communitarian than the english ones then

http://i.imgur.com/u18KKvV.jpg

what is happening here?

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

It appears to be some kind of an union paper from 1897. The title of the poem is "The Downtrodden Are Fishing", and the poem below the pic says it's a bunch of public school teachers hoping for a raise in their wages and pension from the parliament.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)

I featured Finland on one of my blogs. Kinda got infatuated reading about the Sami indigenous people and how they're fighting to save their culture.

And then when I saw what these indigenous people looked like, my head about exploded.

I've never felt more part of a mixing pot or salad bowl or some weird macadam wall where some of the stones have been crushing some of the other stones for centuries. This is a culture thing, Tuomas, so I'm not trying to rag you or anything. I'm just not used to seeing oppressed indigenous people who are not only very white, but look pretty much the same (to me) as the rest of the damn country.

pplains, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)

what did you expect them to look like?

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

I know, right? Maybe like the Inuvit? No, there's no landbridge or close vicinity to Asia. I just never thought about it too much.

Feel free to make me an embroidered pillow with that last sentence stenciled across it. I'll keep it in the den.

pplains, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1750/lappish2pi5.jpg

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

x-p
When I was in Turku a few years ago I did notice about every third man was named Matti.

nickn, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

when i was toying with the idea of minoring in Swedish in college, i had a professor try real hard to talk me in to a semester-long study abroad program that was basically a 400 mile reindeer herding trip, led by Sami educators

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

What's a nice place to stay in Helsinki for the last week of November?

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 06:32 (twelve years ago)

Do you mean like hotels? I've lived in Helsinki all my life, so I've never stayed at a hotel in here... Maybe some ILXors who've visited Helsinki can recommend something?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 07:52 (twelve years ago)

In general, if you prefer to hang out in an area with loads of nightlife and cultural activity,the Kallio district is pretty cool, it's full of artists and punk rockers and other bohemian types. It's kinda like the Williamsburg of Helsinki. (And like with Williamsburg, it's been accused of being a hipster den, which I guess it is, but if you want to get into "alternative" Helsinki, there's no other area like it.)

If Kallio sounds like something you'd enjoy, I guess I could recommend this hotel for you. It's in the district of Hakaniemi, which is right next to Kallio, but it's also within a walking distance of the city center. So you could walk both to the pubs and clubs in Kallio and the museums and historical cites of the center. There's also a tram and metro stop right next to the hotel. But I haven't stayed at the actual hotel, so I've no idea what it's like. It's part of a large hotel chain, so it shouldn't be too shabby at least.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 08:17 (twelve years ago)

Thanks for the tip. Will definitely be spending some time in Kallio then. Found a much cheaper hotel that still looks nice with a kitchenette a bit further south next to Katajanokan puisto tram stop.

If I'm going to be there for over a month, what's the recommendation on buying a phone sim card? Will largely be in remote/regional areas, but I presume there are some decent plans, I mean, I have to drive through the town of Nokia.

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

Damn, going to miss out on restaurant day!

http://www.restaurantday.org/en

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Friday, 18 October 2013 05:07 (twelve years ago)

So...

What must I check out in Helsinki? What can I do without seeing? Is the zoo any good?

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Friday, 1 November 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

Would like to post more thoughts on this amazing place when I have time, but what's with people who wouldn't look at you during the week getting absolutely paralytic on the weekend, pissing everywhere and unable to walk. The two extremes are incredible. Also caught the ferry from Tallinn, big lols at bulging suitcases full of spirits and trolleys with crates and crates of beer wielded by virtually everyone.

See you if you're out tonight, Tuomas!

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Saturday, 30 November 2013 14:12 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/stpZV75.gif

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 19 January 2014 17:53 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

I got most of this, but can someone (Tuomas?) provide a full translation? Specifically, what is so funny about the two machine guns and who is the woman before the last Kekkonen?

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Monday, 3 February 2014 17:22 (twelve years ago)

Erm, this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuWvAvCcnts

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Monday, 3 February 2014 17:22 (twelve years ago)

The first machine gun is a Finnish design, famous for being used by the Finnish troops during WWII:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suomi_KP/-318

As for the other gun, no idea.

The woman became famous for being involved in a sex scandal that lead to the resignation of the then-foreign minister in 2008. After that she became a fixture of tabloids and gossip mags, and is often called "the most useless celebrity" in Finland:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johanna_Tukiainen

Tuomas, Monday, 10 February 2014 06:37 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Tuomas did you celebrate Saint Urho's Day?

eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Monday, 17 March 2014 05:06 (twelve years ago)

What's that?

Tuomas, Monday, 17 March 2014 10:11 (twelve years ago)

Lol

kinder, Monday, 17 March 2014 10:17 (twelve years ago)

I googled it, apparently it's something invented and celebrated by Finnish-Americans? So it's not really known in here. The majority of Finns are Lutherans, saints in general are not a part of Finnish mainstream culture in any way.

Tuomas, Monday, 17 March 2014 10:33 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.hs.fi/blogi/kuolemantanssi/a1305994842242

j., Friday, 23 October 2015 14:25 (ten years ago)

three years pass...

https://yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/finland_still_the_happiest_country_in_the_world_says_un_report/10698146

Finland has it all

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 14:57 (seven years ago)

both my boys are asking re getting a finnish passport.
lucky buggers.

mark e, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 15:07 (seven years ago)

ooops, posted too soon.
part 2 …

the problem was that I had never informed the relevant finnish authorities of the death of bh, so the lads are unable to get processed until she has been registered as dead.
currently in the process of that, and then will start the ball rolling re getting them dual nationalities.
amazingly though bh had clearly informed finland of the lads existence, as they have their details on record, which makes things easier by all accounts.

mark e, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 15:10 (seven years ago)

How old are your boys? As you may know, unfortunately we have mandatory military service (or civil service, if you don't wanna go to the army, obviously I chose that) that you're supposed to between ages 18 and 30, if you're a citizen and live here permanently. Though there are ways to avoid it, especially with a dual citizenship.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 15:54 (seven years ago)

16 and 22.
we checked, and there are exemptions for non-nationals.
that's why BH and me never went through with the process years ago when they were born as there weren't any such assurances re national service, but the embassy advised all would be ok for them now.
pretty sure they wont be moving to Finland to live permanently, just means they have the EU FOM status, and the option to move there if they decide to later in life.

mark e, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 16:06 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

Impressed..

The government of Finland https://t.co/yOH9po5x7o pic.twitter.com/F6KlxMsppw

— Spanish Art Restorer (@lib_crusher) November 14, 2020

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 November 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

That's not the whole government though, that's the the prime minister and three other ministers, all whom are leaders of the parties in the government (from left to right: Left Alliance, Centre Party, Social Democrats, Green Party). Also, people like to share that shot instead of another one taken at the same time, which includes the leader of fifth party in the goverment (the Swedish Party), who's also a woman, presumably because she's middle-aged and not in her thirties:

https://d1ddzfo1d7bgrb.cloudfront.net/aamulehti/f1e2e414-2133-592d-a394-c3706bdc1c37-800x_.jpg

Also also, that image is from last year, and since then the leader of the Centre Party has changed, here's a more recent image of the five party leaders:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhVFabsXcAELRtV.jpg

Tuomas, Monday, 16 November 2020 07:29 (five years ago)

👍👍👍

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 November 2020 08:37 (five years ago)

I love Finland. Were it not for the stupid rona I’d have visited again in May and would be going again to Lapland in February. Another year hopefully.

All cars are bad (Euler), Monday, 16 November 2020 08:39 (five years ago)

Finland has a Swedish Party?

Not dogging you all. Just wondering why we can't have a Swedish Party too.

pplains, Monday, 16 November 2020 16:05 (five years ago)

The area now known as Finland was a part of Sweden for centuries, so there's a notable Swedish-speaking minority here, something like 5 % of the population.

Tuomas, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:58 (five years ago)

Sibelius was Swede-Finn?

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 16 November 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

Only 5%?

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

Is there a Finland Party in Russia?

pplains, Monday, 16 November 2020 20:10 (five years ago)

Yeah. The area of Finland was kind of a backwater in the Swedish empire, so not that many people moved here from Sweden proper, and when Russia conquered the area from Sweden in the 19th century, presumably some of them moved back.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Monday, 16 November 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

And Sibelius was a Swedish-speaking Finn, yeah. As was Tove Jansson, the creator of the Moomins.

Tuomas, Monday, 16 November 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

I know I could just go look this up, but are the Swedish Party in favour of returning Finland to Sweden? Or a party specifically pushing policies representing Swedish Finns? Or is it just a name left over from history?

emil.y, Monday, 16 November 2020 21:10 (five years ago)

The second one, my friend lives on the east coast and they learn Swedish there and have a decent number of Swedish speakers (as you’d expect given proximity).

scampus fugit (gyac), Monday, 16 November 2020 21:25 (five years ago)

Finnish universities have special chairs for Swedish-speaking professors who can ensure a sufficient number of courses in Swedish. It amounts to affirmative action for the Swedish-speaking community.

All cars are bad (Euler), Monday, 16 November 2020 23:21 (five years ago)

In reverse Swedes seem to have been a whole lot less appreciative of Finns, though most of my knowledge of historic Swedish-Finnish relations come from reading and reading about Strindberg, which is not as ideal as he hated everyone.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 16 November 2020 23:46 (five years ago)

Yeah, that's true. Because the area of Finland was colonised by Sweden, the Swedish-speaking minority that lived here were largely landowners, aristocrats, administrators and other members of upper classes, and they retained much of their wealth and power throughout the Russian rule and all the way to 20th century and the era of Finnish independence. Because of this, they were able to negotiate very good minority rights and benefits for themselves, right down to Swedish being the second official language of Finland. The Swedish Party is mostly dedicated to ensuing those rights and benefits continue to exist. The Finnish-speaking minority in Sweden, in contrast, is largely working-class people and their descendants who moved to Sweden for work, and their official rights and benefits aren't half as good as what the Swedish-speakers have here.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 10:33 (five years ago)

five years pass...

Any suggestions for [English language] children's fiction (10-ish) set in Finland or with a Finnish theme? Ta.

djh, Monday, 8 December 2025 18:17 (five months ago)

I'm not very good at "reading ages" - what kind of age are the Moomin novels aimed at?

djh, Monday, 8 December 2025 18:19 (five months ago)

10-ish is perfect for Moomins imo

challopvious (sleeve), Monday, 8 December 2025 18:24 (five months ago)

I looked at some english language versions of Moomins at the library awhile back and they were translated into rhyming verse - but the originals weren't in verse, yeah?

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 December 2025 18:49 (five months ago)

def not

challopvious (sleeve), Monday, 8 December 2025 18:50 (five months ago)

Thanks Sleeve/Andy.

djh, Monday, 8 December 2025 19:26 (five months ago)

Some of the early ones were in verse I think - “Who Will Comfort Toffle” for example, but I think of the prose bits as the main thing.

Tim, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 09:48 (five months ago)

Any other suggestions, not Moomins? I guess "adventures in snow-y landscapes" sort of things?

djh, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 10:30 (five months ago)

Looks like are some reddit threads about Finnish children's literature

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 18:01 (five months ago)

not Finnish, but Pippi Longstocking maybe?

challopvious (sleeve), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 18:03 (five months ago)

Also not Finnish, but "The Wonderful Adventures of Nils".

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 10 December 2025 11:34 (five months ago)


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