T-Shirt Slogans

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What are things that have been said that aren't on T-shirts (that we know of) that should be?

Here are good examples:

Someday I Will Eat Your Fanciness

Irony Has Gone Too Far

They Eat Bananas = They Are Monkeys (this would be improved if two bunches of bananas were located over the chest area and the slogan was under it)

― Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ersk atsy can Tractor!

― DG, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"HATE"

― JM, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SEX

― Lyra, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(front) MAKE 7
(back) UP YORS

can't miss. alternately: "ladies: free breathalizer test. blow here." with an arrow. pointing down.

― fred solinger, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I asked for T-shirts that haven't already been made. I mean, christ, I could sit there and talk about "NEW YORK FUCKIN' CITY" but that would defeat the point, Fred. CREATIVITY NOW.

I want a t-shirt that says "JARV AND BRITNEY NOW"

― Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Your Personal Space Stops on the Inside Of Your Sod Skirt.

(Proper credit given to A.K.)

― Lyra, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My best refrigerator slogans (either handwritten or magnetized):

Irony Has Gone Too Far
Upper West Side Porno Drunks
Destroy Times Square

The rest are useless though our new habit of putting random words to describe the people in our pictures on top of the pictures is pretty cool.

― Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dudes Hate Me

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

B.O.F. (bitter old fuck)

― Andrew L, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't wear t-shirts, especially if they have slogans on them. If you want my opinion, "da ba dee da ba dye" would look nice.

― Otis Wheeler, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You had on a t-shirt with a PICTURE OF YOURSELF AS A BABY on it last time you were in NYC, don't dog on logo tees.

― Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ohhhhhhh. then i guess "abercrombie and fitch" is out of the question. unless you do it in big block letters on a white t-shirt. then all the kids will want it.

― fred solinger, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how about " Are you a MOTHER!?!?!?"

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Is Your Mama a Llama?"

― Lyra, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"i have no need for external validation"

"dual the chubi"

"this is not a t-shirt slogan"

"ILe"

― jel, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"[picture of me]"

― Wheeler, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my feet smell

― jel, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about the Britney Spears shirt, Wheeler? You do so wear t-shirts!

― Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Robots vs. Dinosaurs!

― jel, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Pet Necrophilia: Classic or Dud?"

― Lyra, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THEY TOOK MY HAMS

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Front = "DUMPER"

Back = "NOT DUMPEE"

― Dave M., Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Robots for Everyone

― Wheeler, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BLURILLAZ!!

― bnw, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'd Rather Be Naked"

― rainy, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I may have handprints printed across my tits but my sexual morals are still as retarded as any other dumb english girl."

Oh,a nd i once saw a photo from some london club where two girls just cut squares right out from the chest. Brilliant in respect of the statement (fuck this sexual playfulness from girls who don't mean it) and that you could see the uncovered breast.

― matthew james, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"You Die Now."

― JM, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

while i was in high school shirts were made by myself and a group of friends that poked fun at the Abercrobie craze. a good example of one was "Abercrombie Hide and Seek Team" in typical Abercrombie style typeface with a picture of a victorian era little girl peeking her head out from behind a rock. another was "Abercrombie Whale Watching League" with a big blue whale on the front. they were much cooler than the real "Abercrombie Bobsledding Team" type shirts, and much cheaper, i might add.

― mike j, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is that your real ass?

― Geoff, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Buy One Get One Free"

And I also love the t-shirts they sometimes have in shop windows that say "SALE", though strangely enough they never are for sale.

― Martin, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Euthanasia For Christ'

― dave q, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, just get thee to Fcuk. You seem very in sync with them... or at least the punx0r tshirt sellers in the mecca of Afflecks hippydom. Sigh. Or just to go New Look and buy a tshirt with "gorgeous chick" written on it despite the fact you MINGx0R.

My tshirt would say "If I were a pig I would hunt truffles all day long" and the quote would be attributed to Lixi. Preferably there would be a picture of a pig. Hunting truffles.

Have started to loathe slogan tshirts like plague.

― Sarah, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I do have a FCUK logo t. It says "COOL AS FCUK". I wear it to bars, all the drunk men think it says "COOL AS FUCK" and carry on about it. The best part about it is that the logo is in small letters - you do need to look to notice. You sort out who is looking at your tits and who isn't with that shirt on.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There's people who DON'T look at tits?

― dave q, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't you ever get tired of being a cartoon?

Which should, incidentally, be on a t-shirt.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How about the following:Free Mumia
Nude Spock

Witty
Phrase
Here

Angry Men
Are
Scared Boys

HEY THERE
TOUGHGUY

STARE
YOU
IDIOT

YOU'RE
C OOL

back: NOT

― Nude Spock, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)