Examples of political correctness gone too far.

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Writting a paper on the topic. Any interesting anecdotes?

David Allen, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Define "political correctness". Define "too far".

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Is 'writing' with one t now offensive to the Chinese?

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Define "examples".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry. I should stop making Chinese jokes or at least incredibly tenuous ones.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Define "gone".

naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Define "incredibly".

naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=+site:news.bbc.co.uk+%22political+correctness+gone+mad%22

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, but that joke was amazing, N!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

What an utterly genius Google link, Tom :)

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

DEFINE "DEFINE" !!!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Gale's definition best.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Deslongchamps speaks the troof.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

there used to be a show here in australia called 'hey hey it's saturday' hosted by darryl somers and a puppet ostrich, ozzie. it was like our answer to saturday night live, but... words kinda fail me.

http://www.screensound.gov.au/images/whatson/exhibitions/sights_sounds/promo_heyhey.jpg

one segment was a game called 'celebrity head' - three contestants would wear a name on their heads and have to guess whose name they were wearing by asking yes/no questions. the audience would yell out YES!! or NO!! darryl would interpret the yesses and nos and provide the definitive answer if the audience was unsure.
so anyway, one time i remember xmas was coming up so one of the celebrity heads was santa claus. the first question the contestant asked was 'am i a woman?' the audience was quick to shout out NO! but darryl wasn't so sure, he ummed and erred and said "well to some people this person is a woman and to some people this person is a man." poor darryl.


http://www.dlg.nsw.gov.au/dlg/dlgimages/ca_darryls1.jpg

minna (minna), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, can you explain my joke to me?

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It was a non-sequitur riff on a typo that still incorporated the PC theme of the thread. GENIUS.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't they give the vote to Uighurs in America or something?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought N's joke had something to do with "all the t's in China".

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Political correctness is just a right-wing tool to beat the left with

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

In the South African version of Sesame Street, one of the muppets is HIV-positive.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

and what's wrong with that?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing at all, IMHO. Just throwing it out there.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed's got it. Tell Prof. Paglia to stick it, and refuse to write the paper

g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

On Tom's links there's one called Hardcore Hague which is a site I'm just too squeamish to explore.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Being anti-politically correct is the new politically correct.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

That one time when that one person sued that one company and won an outrageous amount of money.

Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ed is correct. political correctness is the kind of thing the daily mail bleat on and on about all day, the phrase "political correctness gone mad" is one of the most irritating of the last 10 years. especially as the exponents of this phrase are the most hypocritical pompous people you could ever hope to meet, all puffed up with their own 'moral correctness' and pathetic bleatings about 'those awful poor people'. what a load of old right wing crap

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Every time you hear that phrase 'political correctness' from now on, please substitute the word 'correctness' with the word 'position'.

eg 'It's just another example of political position'.

And remember that the speaker also has a political position.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah! i'm down with that. succint, momus!

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Best abuse ever: by a co-worker today. I was wondering why the Hackney siege was continuing, when the gunman's hostages were now just some furniture. Middle-aged woman colleague says "If it was a black one-legged lesbian, the police wouldn't lay a finger on her. It's political correctness gone mad!"

1. The police have been pussyfooting with this white man for ages.
2. You are several times as likely to be 'randomly' stopped by the police if black.
3. Who are these black one-legged lesbians who have been getting away with major crimes?
4. Is there a single word of sense here at all?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Any righteous ire would be pissed away by the hysterical laughter at co-worker's expense.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

In Britain the politics of identity and difference caused electoral problems for the Labour Party. During the 1980s Labour began to look for new constituencies while simultaneously trying to retain its traditional support. The radical political emphasis on identity and the need for its acknowledgement became caricaturized as the 'black-one-legged-lesbian syndrome' but this depiction of minority interests did reflect practical difficulties in balancing the need for political effectiveness with purity of principle. This problem could also be observed in the relationship between feminists and the Democratic party in America. While the protests and claims of minorities are clearly necessary to challenge the assumptions of the dominant culture, their extreme in this context can lead to a reductio ad absurdum of identity, as shown in the analysis of the implications of the notion of the hierarchy of oppressions.

!!!!!

Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The implications of a hierarchy of oppressions in society are perplexing. But what about the hierarchy of oppressions within a single individual? Am I more oppressed as a wage slave than I am as a disabled person? Is my oppression as a woman outweighed by my oppression as an immigrant?

The 'reductio ad absurdum of identity' idea assumes that a master identity (or perhaps we should call it a 'slave identity') -- usually that of 'angry victim' -- emerges from identity politics. It doesn't sufficiently recognise that a person's identity might be complicated, rather than simplified, by indentity politics. Feminism created a new sense of what it meant to be a woman, but ended up adding another skin to the onion, another layer of identity accessible to the post-feminist individual: 'housewife, superstar, feminist, wife, lover, white person, employee...'

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin that's brilliant! You should say more random stuff to her to see what comes out.

Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Being anti-politically correct is the new politically correct.
I thought not caring at all was the new Politically correct?

brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I like lawrence's interpretation. Yes, that was what the joke was all about. Tea ha ha ha.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The main example I can think of that "went too far" actually came right back: "D.C. Mayor Anthony A. Williams said yesterday that he will rehire a former top aide who resigned last month because some city employees were offended that the aide used the word 'niggardly' in describing how he would have to manage a fund's tight budget."

I'm not sure I would describe this as having to do with political correctness running amok. Rather the opposite: it's that everyone's fear of rampant political correctness caused them to beg and capitulate rather than point out the simple verifiable fact that the word "niggardly" has no racial implications. Only later did they realize that they were being, well, cowardly little idiots, running in terror from some illogical P.C. police they expected to stomp on them. (And exactly the opposite happened: everyone wondered why the hell they had to fire the poor guy for doing nothing at all wrong.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

In the South African version of Sesame Street, one of the muppets is HIV-positive.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), January 8th, 2003.


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and what's wrong with that?
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), January 8th, 2003.

Well, for starters... everything.

David Allen, Thursday, 9 January 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

South Africa has one of the highest rates of HIV infection in the world - are you saying children shoudnt learn about that, given some of their classmates might well have the virus? Sesame Street isn't just there to make adolescent indie kids feel fuzzily nostalgic, you know - it does have an actual educational purpose!

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 9 January 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the HIV-positive muppet is a wonderful idea! The muppets on Sesame Street have always addressed matters of basic human decency: the right of people to marry whom they want (interracial couples on Sesame Street predate same in sitcoms), the need for support from friends when someone dies (Big Bird's grief over the loss of Mr. Hooper), and so on. Calling the HIV-positive muppet "politically correct" strikes me as extremely cold-hearted: tens of thousands of African children are losing their parents to AIDS as we speak, and said muppet wouldn't seem like an inclusionary stretch but a touch of realism to those kids.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 9 January 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Bird's grief over the loss of Mr. Hooper

One of the smartest shows they ever did. That nothing was learned can be seen in, among many other examples, how there was a fuss after the fourth Harry Potter book when there were complaints because a character was killed off. Death happens and kids can and in many cases do experience the loss.

Raising children to enjoy life while not ignoring its hardships versus raising them in pristene sentimental bubbles -- for my mind no contest (though the latter approach did end up leading the Buddha to enlightenment, indirectly).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

David, here is your paper. I ask for acknowledgement only. I first put it in a thread called 'A Spectre of Populism'....something or other equally pretentious.

HISTORY OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

Being 'politically incorrect' in Asia Minor in the 100 years before or the 200 years after Christ got you crucified.

Being 'politically incorrect' in Britain in the Dark Ages, especially if you were a woman, got you branded a witch and burnt at the stake.

Being 'politically incorrect' in western Europe in the 1500s made you a target of the Spanish Inquisition.

Being 'politically incorrect' in Salem and such places in the second half of the 17th century sent you up the same road as the uppity women from the Dark Ages.

Being 'politically incorrect' in the USA in the 1950s ended your career, destroyed your reputation and brought in its train years of surveillance by J Edgar and his happy band of freedom-loving minions.

Being 'politically incorrect' in the new millennium gets you a bagging from certain journalists, whose opinion you supposedly care not a rat's arse about, and who still give you a right of reply. For the more exhibitionist and attention-addicted among us it also carries its own hero status and allows you to indulge the first conceit and deceit of the conspiracy theorist: that you are cutting- edge enough and significant enough to be worth the hassle of setting up the conspiracy in the first place.

Martyrdom, like most other things, has become easier in the modern age, hasn't it?

After nearly 2000 years, self-righteous conservatives, the wind has changed and now you're kicking against it. Could it be that you are bitching not so much at the concept of PC but at the fact that you are no longer its definers and administrators?

Aw diddums.

-- BJ (bjhaus200...), May 17th, 2002.

(PS What about the term 'politically incorrect' itself? Bearing in mind that the words 'polite' and 'political' actually come from the same root, is it not possible that the term itself is just more PC talk for 'bloody rude'?

BJ, Thursday, 9 January 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Aislers Set - C/D?

Interesting thort occurred to me after reading Virginia's post - presumably at some point Americans stopped using "snigger" to mean a quiet sarcastic cackle and started using "snicker". When was that? And is it an early example of language being modified to reflect changing sensibilities?

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 9 January 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Like them changing 'titbit' to 'tidbit'?

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 9 January 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Political correctness = a desire not to discriminate on arbitrary grounds

Political correctness gone made = the assumption that any kind of discrimination must be arbitrary and unjustified. E.g.:

“…the owner of a travel agency wanted to set up a coffee bar for his staff. So he wrote an ad, which read, “We require a friendly person with a flair for preparing fresh sandwiches and making soups for a team that deserves simple but special lunches.”

Anything wrong with that? Yes: that word “friendly.” As the paper reported, the travel-agency owner, Dominic Speakman, “was stunned when the local Jobcentre told him he could not advertise for a ‘friendly’ catering manager . . . because that would discriminate against applicants not lucky enough to have that sort of personality.”

Said Speakman, managing director of Travel Counsellors in Lancashire, “I’ve never heard a more ridiculous example of political correctness. We normally use newspaper adverts to recruit people and we always ask for friendly staff — it’s part of our philosophy. We’re a family-run business, and we have a pretty good atmosphere. We thought it was particularly important to find someone friendly to run the coffee bar — you don’t want someone miserable serving you sandwiches at lunch. You want someone who likes a bit of light-hearted banter, not a dragon.”

The ad was run without the offending word, “friendly.” Said Speakman, “We have to wait until the interview to find out whether people are friendly now, which wastes everyone’s time. Perhaps they’ll ban us from assessing whether people are friendly next — these people really aren’t living in the real world.””

andy, Thursday, 9 January 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

People who 'banter' when you're buying stuff off them should be lined up against a wall and shot.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 9 January 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

No need to wait for the interview to find out whether *you're* friendly then, Tom?

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 9 January 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom has turned into Dave Q!

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

banter makes me want to leave places.

g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Presumably they would have taken it on trust then that every applicant the jobcentre sent was a little ray of sunshine?

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Banter is quite bad for you, especially if it's been fried in dirty oil. I don't mind it once in a while though.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

< / dastoor >

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

article which claims political correctness to blame for 9/11:

http://www.strauss.za.com/hip/ms_ds_20020629.html

andy, Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth's post bewilders and upsets me.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

90% of all posts do that to me. but usually i get upset because i'm so bewildered.

g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

if you think having to put up with banter is horrible, imagine having to MAKE the banter. its fucking demoralizing, and boring.

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, I found conversation brief respite in any job I've done, that and waiting until a customer acts rude enough that you can tell them to fuck off.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Di I sympathise having worked retail for a few years myself and retract my lining up against wall and shooting comments.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I like banter as long as I start it.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 9 January 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah for working at a place where there is no profit motive.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

banter leaves me physically drained.

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Posted by maura in another topic:

if a black male was cast southern affiliates would be in an uproar.

I keep forgetting, is this politically correct or not?

Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 9 January 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That looks like simple factual spectulation to me, Curtis.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Never mind.

Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm sorry, I must not have understood: was it the "southern" generalization you took issue with?)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Not taking issue with, really. I said "never mind" because I figured I sounded more arrogant with my original statement than I had intended; I was really just curious.

Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hint: 'never mind' as a follow up sounds more arrogant.

Metahint: Starting a response with 'Hint:' sounds more arrogant still.

Clarification: I like you.

Inevitable closer: I hate myself.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 10 January 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

David, here is your paper. I ask for acknowledgement only. I first put it in a thread called 'A Spectre of Populism'....something or other equally pretentious.
HISTORY OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

Being 'politically incorrect' in Asia Minor in the 100 years before or the 200 years after Christ got you crucified.

Being 'politically incorrect' in Britain in the Dark Ages, especially if you were a woman, got you branded a witch and burnt at the stake.

Being 'politically incorrect' in western Europe in the 1500s made you a target of the Spanish Inquisition.

Being 'politically incorrect' in Salem and such places in the second half of the 17th century sent you up the same road as the uppity women from the Dark Ages.

Being 'politically incorrect' in the USA in the 1950s ended your career, destroyed your reputation and brought in its train years of surveillance by J Edgar and his happy band of freedom-loving minions.

Being 'politically incorrect' in the new millennium gets you a bagging from certain journalists, whose opinion you supposedly care not a rat's arse about, and who still give you a right of reply. For the more exhibitionist and attention-addicted among us it also carries its own hero status and allows you to indulge the first conceit and deceit of the conspiracy theorist: that you are cutting- edge enough and significant enough to be worth the hassle of setting up the conspiracy in the first place.

Martyrdom, like most other things, has become easier in the modern age, hasn't it?

After nearly 2000 years, self-righteous conservatives, the wind has changed and now you're kicking against it. Could it be that you are bitching not so much at the concept of PC but at the fact that you are no longer its definers and administrators?

Aw diddums.

-- BJ (bjhaus200...), May 17th, 2002.

(PS What about the term 'politically incorrect' itself? Bearing in mind that the words 'polite' and 'political' actually come from the same root, is it not possible that the term itself is just more PC talk for 'bloody rude'?


-- BJ (bjhaus200...), January 9th, 2003.

I don't follow your logic. Because there is less punishment for political incorrectness, it should stop? Those martyrs were martyrs for a reason. They didnt suffer/die, in hopes more people could follow their lead and suffer/die. They hoped people wouldn't have to.

Then, I'm not sure if that's what you were saying.

David Allen, Friday, 10 January 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My minor point is that the current screaming about 'political correctness' by the self-styled martyrs of the Right (who barely suffer at all as far as I can see) makes a mockery of real martyrs down through the ages, such as Christ, or the victims of Stalin's and Hitler's purges, or of the Inquisition or the Salem witchcraft trials.

But that pales into almost total insignificance next to my main point, which is when you reflect on the fact that it was controlling conservative interests that were doing the persecuting on most of those occasions, the current sanctimonious bleating of the political/moral Right Whingers at the challenge to their authority is so completely hypocritical and transparently, insultingly self-interested as to be laughable.

(PS I know Stalin was a communist. I did Form 4 history. But he was 'conservative' in terms of maintaining State power, as long as it was vested in himself, which is what conservatives have always been most interested in conserving.)

BJ, Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"the left has never recovered from the onslaught of identity politics" & their susceptibility to being marketed to/etc by capitalism/etc sed Chris Trotter in the Bruce Jesson Memorial lecture; of course this possibly v. NZ-specific (HAMISH TO THREAD).

Ess Kay (esskay), Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not NZ-specific, Ess Kay, it's at the very core of the issue of PC. What's not getting discussed enough on this thread is the way identity politics both played into marketing, but also into a wider post-modern fragmentation of identity. The question has become not so much 'Am I a victim, or is he/she a victim?', it's 'In this context (this store, this newspaper article, this website using this moniker), which victim / victor should I play?' Usually, of course, everybody is playing the victim in public and the victor only to selected intimates (potential sexual partners, for instance).

For instance, Mr Speakman, the travel agent in the scenario above, created a new kind of victim (the job applicant with the insufficiently friendly personality) but became, himself, a victim of 'political correctness gone mad'. That's just in the reporting of one incident -- no doubt Mr Speakman is also a simultaneous victor / victim in many other contexts.

The constant transition between all these different roles is such a normal part of our experience of modern life that we take it for granted. But it bears looking at, and I won't apologise for linking for the second time to Speaking Azza, a review of a crucial book about the legacy of identity politics by David Simpson: 'Situatedness: Or, Why We Keep Saying Where We're Coming From'.

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 11 January 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The lipstick & cigarettes thread.

, Saturday, 11 January 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything wrong with that? Yes: that word “friendly.” As the paper reported, the travel-agency owner, Dominic Speakman, “was stunned when the local Jobcentre told him he could not advertise for a ‘friendly’ catering manager . . . because that would discriminate against applicants not lucky enough to have that sort of personality.”

One thing that you may not have thought of: Does Lancashire have a history of using code words in job listings as a way to get around job discrimination laws? Has that particular company been caught doing that in the past? Maybe the Jobcentre was worried that "friendly" was a code word.

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 12 January 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

This has nothing to do with this thread, but I've always avoided any job where the want ad either:

1: Had the term "Happy Friendly People Wanted!" or words to that effect;

2: Went out of its way to convince me that the job was fun;

3: Had the word "fun" anywhere in the ad.

These were always indications that the job was a boring hell-on-earth experience with few prospects and very little pay.

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 12 January 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(PS I know Stalin was a communist. [...] But he was 'conservative' in terms of maintaining State power, as long as it was vested in himself, which is what conservatives have always been most interested in conserving.)

?!!!?!?!???!!!?!?

Phil (phil), Sunday, 12 January 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

why the ?!!!?!!!???

seems like a pretty good historical description of conservatism

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 12 January 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(i.e. conservative != authoritarian)
(my political sympathies lie with the Left far more than with the Right, but there are plenty of authoritarian tendencies in modern liberal ideology, both overt and covert)

Phil (phil), Sunday, 12 January 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(One might also read this)

Phil (phil), Sunday, 12 January 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
Call to ban 'thin' from dictionary

They say the word "thin" is a term of abuse used by "fat over-rulers" to put down slender people.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

that link goes nowhere. what's the story?

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

same story on ananova:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1053472.html?menu=

those crazy dutch.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"The group, called Small Intestines Anonymous, represents people who struggle to get a life."

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I assume it's some kind of joke or publicity stunt to show that political correctness has gone mad.

Results 1 - 10 of about 182 for "fat over rulers".

This term must be allowed to catch on.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Are Fat Over Rulers worse than Fat Controllers?

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38257000/jpg/_38257549_tankengine150.jpg

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
A letter from yesterday's Herald:


Chestnut change

A result of political correctness or a sign of the times? After years of being plagued each autumn by children attacking our chestnut tree with battens, stones and other missiles, this year nobody has bothered. Large numbers of chestnuts are lying around awaiting collection.
B0yd Houston,
Old West Man5e,
Dollar.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

That makes me sad.

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It's political correctness gone sad.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! I tried to send an email to my friend regarding the pink Golliwog jumper my mum swaddled me in as a child, (I was two, with a Michael Jackson hairdo and looked pretty much like the jumper depicted) but her works stringent email police stopped this and passed it back, saying it contained "offensive language"!

Golliwog only offends me now when I see photos of myself in that shocking outfit. Shame on you mother.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This morning on the local Fox News morning show, the anchor described the Kenyan winner of the Nobel Peace Prize as "the first African-American woman to win the Nobel Peace Prize," and was then corrected by his (African-American woman) co-anchor. It was awkward but humorous.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

my dad routinely has to grade essays referring to othello as "african-american"

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

That chestnut thing, I read somewhere that a school was banning conkers in case anyone suffered from a nut allergy. Also that they didn't want to get sued if anyone got hit by a conker.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Sad thing is though, there will be money-hungry parents giving it "damn, there goes my christmas"

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

my dad routinely has to grade essays referring to othello as "african-american"

That't not so much political correctness gone wrong, as just plain wrong.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It's an effect of political correctness, I think. The knee-jerk terminology for any black person in the US has become "African-American," even when it doesn't make sense in context.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

In a strictly literal sense, Teresa Heinz Kerry is African-American.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...
Now, as far as I can tell, this really is a case of political correctness genuinely going mad. Those direct quotes can't lie!

"Imposing Christian beliefs where these may be unacceptable."

?

"The terms before the common era and common era are simple to understand, are in increasingly common use"

They are?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Those direct quotes can't lie!

Uhm, if you want to bolster your case, statements like this probably don't need to be said.

And with that, neither side in that story is representing themselves too particularly well.

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Irony, dude.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

christ on a bike.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

Irony, dude.

on THIS board? surely you jest n' shit.

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

I can't tell which end of this debate you're implying is mad, Alba: the museum, for making the change, or the church, for thinking imagining it's some sort of anti-Christian attack for an institution to refer to dates however the hell they damned well please. (I hope you mean the latter, actually, and for the record, it's not particularly uncommon for historians and archeologists and such to use CE and BCE -- I assume because you start to feel stupid when you spend a lifetime using Christ as a reference point to discuss, say, the history of man in Indonesia.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

BCE/CE is stupid because it's the same fucking numbers as BC/AD. it's just a lame euphemism. perhaps it'll catch on, i don't know, but all words have origins, and some of them won't be PC. probably many words derive from something to do with the xtian church, or the roman empire, or or or.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Oh, the Church is probably being stupid too, but no, I meant the Burrell Collection. OK, I'll take your word for it about historians using CE and BCE - I've never heard of those terms before and I suspect most visitors to the Burrell won't have either.

But I just don't see how it's "unacceptably imposing Christian beliefs" to use the standard BC and AD dating system. The majority of people in this country who use it aren't Christian. It's just the historical origin of our dating system. And remains so even if you use call it "the common era", whatever that means. Who is going to get offended by it?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

And for the record, I can see it's a slightly more arguable issue, but I think the American thing of saying "Happy Holidays" instead of Happy Christmas is stupid too. I don't see why it's oppressive to pass on best wishes for religion's festival, be it a majority one or not. If I lived in Israel, I wouldn't feel like I had much of a case for objecting to people wishing me Happy Hanukkah or whatever.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

But the point, NRQ, is that the terms needn't strictly derive from Christianity. What matters about that date designation isn't anything to do with Christ, but just the fact that it's an accepted secular designation for calendar-starting; that's actually the dominant feature of it now. Nothing in particular requires us to retain reference to the reason it became a common point. And so if you're part of a cadre that cares about the specificity and meaning of words, and you're trying to talk about something that happened in China around the birth of Christ, it makes more sense to say, essentially, "before our common system of year-designation," as opposed to making reference against a completely unrelated event.

Keep in mind that the scientific and academic communities (where CE / BCE get used) span not only various religions but various calendars, too. (Which, ha, can lead to a subtler rejection of BCE: "it's not common to me, you imperialist fuck.") I mean, where my people come from, it's 1998, because we are Julian / orthodox western-culture rockist fuxx.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

BCE/CE has been around for yonks

I thought it meant "before christian era"/etc. though

crossposts

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

it makes more sense to say, essentially, "before our common system of year-designation," as opposed to making reference against a completely unrelated event.

Makes more sense if you're a meta-fixated nut, maybe.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Alba, AD means "Anno Domino" means "in the year of our lord" -- not that anybody really cares, but technically asking non-Christians to use this means asking them to actively profess Christian belief every time they want to talk about when the Battle of Hastings took place. I can actually understand how someone might be somewhat annoyed by that.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Womyn be shopping.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

I read the thread title of "political crotchness." I need to go for a walk or something.

wtf ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Using euphemisms such as 'common' to describe the start point of a chronology which (however inaccurate) is based on Christ's birth is more offensive than simply saying that retaining our calendar is simply a function of convenience.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

OK, I am no longer going to use the term "yard" as a unit of measurement because it comes from the West Saxon word "gierd" meaning stick and we no longer use sticks to measure things, so it shall henceforth be known as CUM (Common Unit of Measurement).

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

not that anybody really cares, but technically

I think that is the key thing here, Nabisco.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

As an atheist I can no in good faith (ha!) longer use the common idiom for farewell, 'Good Bye', since its origin is in the phrase 'God be with ye.'

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

"Goodbye is too godly a word babe, so I'll just say fare-thee-well"

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Since I can't say 'adieu', can I say 'anihil'?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Are you guys kind of insane? There are two different ways to refer to this year:

AD = Anno Domino = "in the year of our lord," i.e., I am now praying in Latin.

BCE = Before Common Era / Before Christian Era (sometimes) = This is the 2005th year since the starting point of the most commonly accepted calendar, which is based on the birth of Christ and the beginning of the Christian era.

There's no question of retaining the Calendar, just a question of whether there should be Latin swears of Christian fealty involved in saying what year it is! "Yard" is a horrible analogy, Alba, unless yard secretly means "Our Lord the stick." The closest analogy I can think of is using days of the week based on Norse gods, and hey guess what: those really aren't at issue for planet-wide scientific calibration, so it doesn't matter as much!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

"Good-bye" also exists in specific cultural history, a distinction I'm starting to think you guys are deliberately ignoring. English historians have to communicate with Chinese historians about stuff like this: they use terms like BCE because it would be weird and even aesthetically inappropriate to say that the Shang Dynasty ruled before Christ and the Ming Dynasty ruled "in the year of our Lord," as weird as it would be to say something happened in England in the year of Xia Shen. But since the western calendar is the scientifically / academically dominant one, they'll use CE -- a secular designation, not "uh-uh, Chinese scientist, please say stuff happened in China in the year of our Lord."

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

"Yard" is a horrible analogy, Alba, unless yard secretly means "Our Lord the stick."

It's an analogy that doesn't cover the supposed offensiveness, only the lost etymology. But I've already said that I think the offensiveness is bunk, on the "not that anybody really cares, but technically" argument.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

You talkin shit about my girl, Frigga, Nabisco?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Are you guys kind of insane?

I wonder if one day, casually using suggestions of mental illness as pejorative rhetoric in arguments will be deemed unacceptable in our society.

I'm not saying that as a cheap joke, and I'm not picking on Nabisco, not least because I do it myself, but it's an interesting one.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Alba you don't change things just because they're offensive -- you can also change them because it's practical and/or sensible to change them, or because there was never any "change" at all. Like I said, I think this comes from the scientific community for a reason -- because it's an effective common notation to share between people from various calendars/histories/etc, without forcing the etymologies of one constituent onto another. Not a change, but a development. And the things behind it might be a non-issue in our daily lives, but that's not going to stop the scientific notation from moving into the universities and museums where its products wind up.

(NB the more I think about it the difference between AD and CE is like an exaggerated version of the difference between Celsius and centigrade.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

(Also I'm a special internet-only mental health professional and I wasn't asking casually.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was anno domini. Becuase "of our Lord" is in the genitive case.

Just by the by. I'm not offended by the use of domino.

Zoe Espera (Espera), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

I suggest Anno Onimo.

It is currently AO34

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Shit. No zero. Make that AO35.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Since the failure of the rationalist approach of the French Revolution to uproot the calendar's roots in history (and even the 'rationalist' French Revolutionary calendar was parochial enough to only describe the year according to French weather), perhaps we should just use 2005 with no AD to decribe the current year and reserve the BC or BCE for those dates before Christ or the 'Common Era'. I find it interesting that for Westerners to legitimately use our cultural inheritance (however arbitrary) with a Chinese historian, for example, that we must denature it to the point of denying its origin. I say 'Goodbye' and 'Wednesday' and occasionally write BC, but never, consciously or unconsciously do I subscribe to Xtian or Anglo-Saxon theology. When I say 'disaster', I do not mean to imply that I think the our fates are determined by the stars. When I say 'bless you' to a person sneezing, I am merely being polite. I wouldn't have any objection to finding a truly common starting point for a global calendar, other than it would prove yet another rift between me and my ancestors and piss off a bunch of schoolkids, but good luck finding one. In the meanwhile, one of the legacies of several centuries of unprecedented Western hegemony in world affairs is the Xtian calendar. We don't necessarily have to judge that all the time, do we? Should I be judgmental about the Arabs' discovery of alcohol distillation every time a drunk threatens me, or curse the Chinese for inventing paper every time I see a David Denby review in the New Yorker?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

In scholarly discussion of religion, it is always common to use CE and BCE. It should probably be used in any scholarly discussion, really. So at high school and university, in Religious Studies, we always used CE and BCE. It seems kind of odd to used BC and AD when discussion historical events in Buddhism or Hinduism, while using the dating systems of the time would be confusing/impossible.

KG, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

The thing that interests me here (as in all discussions of "political correctness gone mad") is that someone else's isolated attempt to be culturally sensitive gets interpreted as some sort of activism, some sort of attempt to force the same measures on the rest of the world. Whereas for the most part the people in question are just doing whatever works for them, and everyone else remains perfectly free to say "in the year of our lord who hates fags" if they really feel like it.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Yes but it's a museum and people will get confused. Well, I will, anyway.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

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Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

frightfully nice

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

12.19.12.11.5 3 Chen 1 Chicchan

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

And for the record, I can see it's a slightly more arguable issue, but I think the American thing of saying "Happy Holidays" instead of Happy Christmas is stupid too. I don't see why it's oppressive to pass on best wishes for religion's festival, be it a majority one or not. If I lived in Israel, I wouldn't feel like I had much of a case for objecting to people wishing me Happy Hanukkah or whatever.

Well, I usually say "Happy Holidays" because 1) I'm not certain of the religious affiliation of the person to whom I'm speaking and 2) most people around here get the second half of December off and don't come back to work until after New Years, so that does constitute a couple of "holidays".

simian (dymaxia), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

growing up attending jewish schools we always used bce and ce... religious jewish folks find it a bit blasphemous to continually refer to jesus as "our lord." it doesn't really have anything to do with political correctness unless you think any evolution of the language that rubs you the wrong way is "pc run amuck"

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

i mean why even drag pc into this in the first place? it's such a non-argument, alba, i could say the church's objection to this is political correctness gone too far also.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

i still don't get N.'s joke, way back from 2003b

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

OK, I'll take your word for it about historians using CE and BCE - I've never heard of those terms before and I suspect most visitors to the Burrell won't have either.

My history books in grade school used CE and BCE and that was 20 years ago.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

I have a feeling they are much more widespread in America.

But Nabisco, s1ocki, simian et al. have almost won me round (though I think a Jewish school is a bit of a different case to the Burrell Collection), to be honest.

I thought that just once I could be on the butch anti-PC side but I have failed again.

Mandee – I still have no idea either.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm totally familiar with CE and BCE - enough that it jumped out at me when Nabisco used BCE when he meant CE earlier! - and I'm a Brit.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

OK, I'm just an ignoramus. Let's let it lie.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

ohio couple busted keeping kids in cages

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

(jk)

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

In one sense the, fact that we're arguing over the names, rather than the fact that the date chosen to demark things in science, history and stuff is both:

- uselessly arbitrary and
- not actually accurate

Is kind of telling. Reminds me of Naomi Klein in No Logo wondering how the right stole a march on the cultural academic left in the 80s, when the obvious answer was 'you were becoming increasingly marginalised in your ever more arcane attempt to identify a liberational and emancipatory politics with linguistic modifications whilst the people being emancipated by such linguistic intervention were getting deunionised, sacked, made ill and generally shafted'.

I'm (naturally) quite comfortable with the idea of saying 'before this point, all be backward and barbaric and stuff' but would rather date it at the point we humans became the MASTERS OF THE EARTH rather than when JC didn't get born, because I think we should be more expansive in claiming dominion. The human race is the bollocks, not the Christians (=eat meat!)

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1688760,00.html

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

David Cameron, desperate to show his modern, moderate credentials, does it by going to see the gay cowboy romance Brokeback Mountain on its first day of release last week.

Is everything a politician does determined by how it appears politically? Can't he just want to see a high profile new release? If people think he's only going to see it to show that he's down with teh gays then surely that's detrimental to his image.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

Is everything a politician does determined by how it appears politically?

Unfortunately, yes. Career politicians aren't human beings in the sense we understand. They have no interests other than self-aggrandisement. That's why they've got such shit taste.

Battle Raper II (noodle vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

cameron would suck off a horse to get a nib.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

how do you tell if a horse is gay?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know, how do you tell if a horse is gay?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

too much pressure

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

You can lead a horse to bumsex but you can't make it pink.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

My local supermarket (Asda) has signposts showing the entrances for "Visitors" and "Colleagues". It's not really 'political correctness', but rather I suppose an attempt to be friendly or inclusive (it is 'part of the Wal-Mart family', after all), that it uses these terms rather than, say, "Customers" and "Staff" (are these now too blunt? There were complaints about a decade ago when British Rail started using 'customers' rather than 'passengers').

But my point is that this 'has gone too far', because the signs are confusing and unhelpful. I'd been going there for about 6 months, wondering who all these visitors to Asda were, before I realised it meant customers. Also, can 'colleagues' really stand alone without a possessive pronoun? (ie 'my colleague', fine, but can one be 'a colleague'?).

I can't really put my finger on why I find it quite so annoying.

bham, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

Do they really use "visitors" to use "customers"? That's horrible - anywhere else, "visitors" would mean people who don't work there but are there on business.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

But that's what it means there too.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

Does it? oh, ignore the above then.

bham, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Horses always wear all that bondage gear with the leather straps and stuff, don't they?

Battle Raper II (noodle vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

Did David ever write his paper, I wonder.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

No, I mean customers are people "there on business". I haven't seen the Asda signs personally.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

Did David ever write his paper, I wonder.

Yes. It's being serialised in the Daily Mail every day for the rest of my fucking life.

Battle Raper II (noodle vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

"Colleagues" for staff is definitely crappy, though. If it's a customer-facing sign then it's sort of exclusionary, because "colleagues" can only stand on its own as a word if it's understood that the person reading it is also a colleague. So it logically makes the shoppers feel like they shouldn't be reading the sign and thus shouldn't be there. Err... in theory.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

No, I mean customers are people "there on business". I haven't seen the Asda signs personally.
-- Alba (albab...), January 18th, 2006.

no they aren't.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Fine, they're not.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Shopping = consumerism = not business but ENTERTAINMENT.

filled the fjords of my brain (kate), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Do people often go to supermarkets to just hang out?

Dan (Ginchy New Hotspot) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

no, they go as customers.

it's not business. you wouldn't say "i'm here on business."

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

unless you're in Peep Show

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, so exchanging money for goods is not a business transaction now?

Dan (Odd) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Offers to tender, tender, contract completion, negotiation of credit, etc. Sounds a bit businessy to me.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

So if you're going to see a gig, then that's business, too? You pay your money, transactions occur - that's not entertainment rather than business?

Also, have you never heard of WINDOW SHOPPING?!?!?

filled the fjords of my brain (kate), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

getting a bus ticket is "business"?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

I CAN'T SHAKE HANDS WITH A MACHINE

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

So if you're going to see a gig, then that's business, too? You pay your money, transactions occur - that's not entertainment rather than business?

Watching the gig: Entertainment.
Paying to get in: Business transaction.

I didn't think this would be a controversial stance!

Also, have you never heard of WINDOW SHOPPING?!?!?

At the supermarket? No.

Dan (Wow, Look At Those Mangos! Let's Go Inside And Just Look) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

this is crazy. of course shopping is business. and dont people window shop to look for things they may buy?

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok, so *actually paying for the thing* is business

but going round selecting items isn't.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

shopping is not business. i am not a businessman.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

youre selecting them to pay for them

do you really think people oppen store for the purpose of entertaining you?


this is the queerest line of logic ive ever seen on this board and thats saying something

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Also, at what point did entertainment and business become mutually exclusive?

Dan (Being Fun Doesn't Automatically Preclude It From Being Business) Perry (Dan, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever been in an ASDA, but I've certainly window shopped at Lidl and Sainsburys.

filled the fjords of my brain (kate), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Window shopping is subtley different from shopping in that it isn't shopping.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.businessworkshops.org.uk/images/businessman-standing.jpg

Being Fun Doesn't Automatically Preclude It From Being Business!

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's the relentless encroachment of the activity of being a commercial arse extending in to every sphere of life, and the appropriation of business school metaphors for human activities that have feck all to do with it. We buy food to LIVE not to push the fucking envelope and have a sweet before meals and not ruin my appetite, or develop synergies between my cells and vitamin cunting c.

Wankers. Wankers. Wankers.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for flagging that up, dave.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Window shopping = looking in through the windows = not passing through either of the hallowed portals marked Visitors or Colleagues = by defn not business obv.

Not quite sure what this has to do with PCGM, mind.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

We're avoiding offending businessmen by making them feel welcome as visitors in our shops.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I've gotten paid to be in operas; it's mad fun and very entertaining for everyone involved but, you know, there is a business aspect that is taking money for the tickets, selling advertising in the programs, buying adspace in the newspapers and on billboards, soliciting patrons for money, and eventually writing the check that gets handed to me at the close of the show.

Dan (Don't Like Business? Go Form A Compound In The Woods And Eat Wildlife) Perr, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

i wouldn't even say my job is business, to be honest.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

When I said "on business" I meant: going there because of something connected with their job, even though they don't work for Asda. That's what "visitor" has always meant in that context. *Not* the same thing as "customer".

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is crap. I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

SN07 license plates banned, would offend snot-hating civilians.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/6897494.stm

StanM, Saturday, 14 July 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

must be more to this.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 14 July 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

Looks like there isn't, it's just one of those offensive combinations (like 666, ooooh!) : http://news.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=1093002007

StanM, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahahahahaha this thread!

HI DERE, Saturday, 14 July 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE YELLING ABOUT

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 14 July 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

IT'S A BUSINESS TRANSACTION

HI DERE, Saturday, 14 July 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Reminds me of Naomi Klein in No Logo wondering how the right stole a march on the cultural academic left in the 80s, when the obvious answer was 'you were becoming increasingly marginalised in your ever more arcane attempt to identify a liberational and emancipatory politics with linguistic modifications whilst the people being emancipated by such linguistic intervention were getting deunionised, sacked, made ill and generally shafted'.

Okay that is the best obvious answer I've ever heard. :D

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

oh god the business transaction "discussion".

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

loling until you get to the first comment...

The western world is being turned into a third world cesspool run by politcally correct "dont do this dont do that" mind control slaves. To hell with the UK and the US. I say just move to a remote area where religion and politics and MTV are banned and the natural order of earth is the religion. Anyone whoever tells me how to run a family will get a 7.62 to the skull.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

standard NATO round, nice attention to detail there

DG, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

omg i dont like spicy food and i am the most unrasist person ever so if a kid doesent like it eather are they rasists can a 3 year old even have a consept of rasism? if a kid is rasist then its the parents fault

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

I can't seem to find the article on the Chicago Tribune website now, but over the weekend there was a story that the City of Chicago forced the production of Jersey Boys to get rid of all smoking in the play, even though all the cigarettes were fake, thanks to a complaining patron.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

It is funny that the paper equates "foreign" food with "spicy" food. You know, from culinary traditions other than ENGLISH.

Laurel, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

omg i dont like spicy food and i am the most unrasist person ever so if a kid doesent like it eather are they rasists can a 3 year old even have a consept of rasism? if a kid is rasist then its the parents fault

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 17:40 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Forget to log in as Veronaintheclub there Dom?

I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

you all whinge about this sort of thing but do nothing, ever. many of us lost our children years ago to the socialist state order, where have all of you been? fattening your asses and watching the tv . buying into any and every lie presented to you. i greatly enjoy watching all of your pathetic little lives crumble under the heel of totalitarianism. its the only happiness left.

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

I am more frightened by these comments than by knife crime.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

3. Posted by Simon Reynolds on July 08, 2008 07:38 PM
'they smell' - is this really a racist comment? People from different cultures that eat different foods (sometimes spicy, sometimes not) do actually smell different. For exampled, I've read that the Chinese believed that Europeans invariably smelt of milk when they began to settle in China.

Children will be very confused when they are chastised for smelling things and correctly associating certain smells with certain cultures. Reason has no place in this socialist nightmare

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

Simon Reynolds smells bad. It had to be said.

Aimless, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

the business transaction conversation upthread never fails to brighten my day

HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

Little Billy's love of McDonalds over rival Taco Bell back in 1985 seemed to foreshadow his later penchant for American imperialism and his desire to round up Mexican aliens and deport them. And we thought he hated the Bell because the taco sauce gave him stomach problems!

Cunga, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

Damn you political correctness. I was about to make a joke about dirty eye-talians on my school chum's facebook until I realized our mutual friends were Italian to the Jurz degree. Curse you!!!!!

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 05:51 (seventeen years ago)

apparently in New York they had to rename all the manholes personholes. It's well known.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 09:39 (seventeen years ago)

In Tanzania, they had to rename the Black Rhinoceros as the African American Rhinoceros. You couldn't make it up!

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:04 (seventeen years ago)

To the best of my admittedly dim recollection, Heinz Baby Foods did not do a "spicy" line when I was three.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:08 (seventeen years ago)

Usually when I'm on ilx it's after working a graveyard shift and I'm too tired to completely read a thread or form a coherent thought, so I go "hey! I have a vaguely related story!" and then tell it:

Once at a casual, small gathering some acquaintances were discussing this grad student in one of their lit classes who only always complained about the reading ("why are you paying for school if blah blah blah...").
Someone said, "Do you like to read? Do you enjoy learning?"
Without much thought, and in the thickest redneck drawl I could muster, I said, "Do I look like a faggot to you?"
Silence. Then a very condescending scolding, "We don't use that word", and on and on.
I tried to explain, "Context! I figured you'd be able to tell the difference between a liberal person poking fun at bigotry and like...actual bigotry, sorry, I mean it was just a tongue in cheek shitty lampoon, but I didn't mean to..." etc etc, being defensive, attempting reason, failing.
Someone else, "Yes, and I like to put burning crosses in black people's yards for the irony."
"Dude that's a hate crime, and just scaring people, there's no irony, I just made a bad joke...with irony!..."
Still failing, spiraling, trying to convince them I'm really on their side and I don't feeling o_O... wtf do you do in a situation like that? It was so totally hopeless.
I mean it shouldn't even have to come to that, it should have just been a cheap laugh and someone else responding in the same exaggerated voice, "Book learned liberal art queers aint tell me what is and aint and what to eat", and then we get drunk and probably forget about it...

Actually, I think my joke was really funny.

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

Whoa longness.

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

and I don't >just< feeling o_O

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

it's a hate crime to use those words, we've covered this before.

you're just lucky HOOS wasn't around.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

Um, could you not use the word "redneck"? "Rustically Challenged" is the preferred nomenclature.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

cutting "I'm an Indian Too" from productions of Annie Get Your Gun.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

People shouldn't make up stuff on this thread it WILL end up in the Daily Mail as an actual real life example of pcgm.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

Or the THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS! column in "Reader's Digest".

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

an actual real life example of pcgm

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/325043_b70ad71758.jpg

yungblut, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

Apparently the Dail Mail is being forced to rename itself as the Daily Personn Of Non Specific Geinder.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

Rabies - Yeah, dude. I took part in a program right after college that was OVER-populated with WAY PC folks. Any attempt on my part to inject humor of the type you're talking about above was met with similar responses:

"We don't use those words" or "Its offensive that you think that's funny."

Wow.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 22 July 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

Among the sexually explicit material on his site that he defended as humorous were two photos. In one, a young man is bent over in a chair and performing fellatio on himself. In the other, two women are sitting in what appears to be a cafe with their skirts hiked up to reveal their pubic hair and genitalia. Behind them is a sign reading "Bush for President."

"That is a funny joke," Kozinski said.

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

well, it's not a funny joke. there's not even any churches in it, for a start.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

What pisses me off more is when someone like some dullard on Radio 4 yesterday read out an article from about pcgm when it had absolutely nothing to do with PC-ness. It was about police dogs not being used to arrest people because it might start their asthma off. Of course the whole thing was a load of bollox anyway, as stated at the end of the article...
(A spokesman for the Association of Chief Police Officers said last night...'The idea that anyone is suggesting criminals should be given advance warning is entirely false.').

So, nothing to do with PC, except...er...Police Constables, and a total non-story but led into to a rant about compensation culture blahblablah.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

And voila - the story goes around and around from the usual suspects outwards...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2049162/posts
http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/021546.php
http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php
http://whichendbites.wordpress.com/2008/07/22/you-couldnt-make-it-up/

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

It's really quite frustrating.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

oh jihadwatch.paws

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Looks like a live one - Bingo caller told to cut 'fat ladies' patter by council

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 27 December 2009 10:12 (fifteen years ago)

Oh I read that yesterday. Good work journalists and the cockfarmers who invent pretend stories for them to get incensed about.

Domnesty International (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

I hear Christopher Biggins getting a bit heated about this story on Radio 4 earlier. Jane Asher politely slapped him down tho, so all's good.

DavidM, Sunday, 27 December 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago)


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