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(It doesn't matter if it's true.)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I am the sex god.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

claim

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

From here forward, this thread will never be the same again!

― Aimless, Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

im stoopid.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread will culminate with Momus, Tom, Mark S and a returning Ethan bickering over who is the greatest Tuvan Throat Singer Of All Time.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

You are all my soul mates.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony's lost socks can be found somewhere in Ned's hair.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Soylent green is made of people! IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I got more sox than diamond rings

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I wrote the Great Gatsby.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

you have all been Neducated

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Ned!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

In a way, this thread has been done before. It was the make a contraversial claim thread. Bold vs. Contraversial... hmmm...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Contraversial is an actual word.

(Sorry Sarah)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

(And anyway 'bold' opens the door for wanton fabrication and surrealistic idiocy in a way that 'controversial' never could!)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

lets murder vivaldi

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I invented speech.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i invented the internet!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

ILXors, I am your father!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Ned!

I think you're misquoting.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I invented the remix.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't start the fire, it's always been burning since the world's been turning.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I-I-II in/invvvuvuvuvente----ed the the the the reMIX!
Break it down!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I aspire to Grice's conversational maxims.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Grice has a subscription to Maxim.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

(That was really lame, sorry. I just didn't want this thread to die yet.)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not going to drink any alcohol for the next seven weeks.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

The men of ILX are my love slaves.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I have 17 Searle conditions.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 10 January 2003 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i would easily beat ally in a celebrity ass match

― minna (minna), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I have 17 Searle conditions.

i think they have medicated creams for that sort of thing ;-)

― ron (ron), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone must worship all things canonical.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I am smarter than Mark Sinker and Marcello Carlin COMBINED.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 10 January 2003 09:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I am stronger than MENSA.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 January 2003 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

i fought the law and got a batton in the nuts

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 10 January 2003 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I shot the sherrif, but I did not shoot the deputy

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 January 2003 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 10 January 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Robert Mitchum.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am kirok!

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

EVERYTHING MATTERS!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep planets in orbit.

― fractal (fractal), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I just bought the best eye dark circle concealer in the world.

― nellie (minna), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I just made the biggest corn circle in the world.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 10 January 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The semi-colon is a fascist implement.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 10 January 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

the lower colon is a fascist implement

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 10 January 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a hard worker, god damn it!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I am going to fail more exams than any of you in the next 10 days.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I can remove my arms and put the left on one the right side, and the right one on the left side.

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I can see right through my computer and into yours. I can see you sitting there right now, oh yes I can.

― C J (C J), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

You can't see me though.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop trying to hide under your desk!

― C J (C J), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I have 16 hymnals.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 10 January 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 10 January 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Everybody is dancing on the ceiling!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 January 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i am the new beatles.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 11 January 2003 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll protect you from the Hooded Claw.

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Saturday, 11 January 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll keep the vampires from your door...although I cannot guarantee the skylight

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 11 January 2003 00:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I am proof that posion rox and u r all gay

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:20 (twenty-three years ago)

The men of ILX are my love slaves.

― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:40 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...
I gave Nero his very first fiddle.

― Sweet (graham), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

2500 years ago I created the moral and philosophical foundations of the modern world.

― Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

(Do you see what I did there?)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)

All matter is simply energy condensed to a slow vibration, there is no death, life is a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 11:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Spartacus

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I'm Spartacus.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I invented the banana.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

My hair is bigger than Natasha Lyonne's today.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I am the resurrection.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

And I am The Light

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Anna Kournikova actaully doesn't exist. She's a hologram created by an advertising agency.

All the plays traditionally attributed to William Shakespeare were actually written in the 1940s by a lorry driver from Hemel Hempsted.

Lindy and the dingo were actually in it together.

― Fred Nerk, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

George Bush wants war on Iraq because he's a humanitarian who feels the pain of the Iraqi people on a personal level, as he feels guilty that his father's action left them in the lurch all those years ago, and in Hollywood fashion, the son is righting the father's wrongs.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Fancy

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

But are you a Mr. Fancy Pants?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Or Mr Fancy Nancy?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave B, you may joke but one day they'll make a bad film along those very lines.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Onion marmalade is not the food of the gods - olive tapanade is.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Them's fightin' words

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I am He who is called I Am.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I am bec|

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

That would make you the smoothest man alive.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I wrote the Expose song "I'll Never Get Over You (Getting Over Me)"

― Christopher (Christopher), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I-I-I-I I'm not your stepping stone!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I gave John Wayne cancer.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

This barbeque sauce of mine is really bold.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Curly's Gold is actually mine by right

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

This barbeque sauce of mine is really bold.

I find it decidedly unbold.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave Tompkins if rubbish.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I put horse's heads in people's beds, cause I am the mob. (sorry)

― Poppy (poppy), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, perhaps you'd like to try my new barbeque sauce. I think you'll find it to be even bolder than the original.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I invented the phrase "best thing since sliced bread"

I also invented sliced bread

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, perhaps you'd like to try my new barbeque sauce. I think you'll find it to be even bolder than the original.

Sorry, now all I can think of is Bob Dornan, wild at heart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't write this.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I was responsible for Sept. 11th.

― Dubya, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Dr. Joyce Brothers may be highly known, but her psychological credentials are highly suspect

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

The mob doesn't apologise.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread reminds me of the time i got drunk and wrote in my webdiary "i am lou reed."

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Your stalker is rapidly losing interest.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm gonna cut back on my internet use.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

people are good.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Poppy is my new favourite poster.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Your stalker is rabidly losing interest

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Your stocks are rapidly losing interest.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 February 2003 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Your socks are rabidly using the Internet.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 6 February 2003 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm the Duke of New York.

― James Ball (James Ball), Thursday, 6 February 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

becky turned into conner.
Now, she's a werewolf.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Your blocks are a massively amusing splinter-fest.

― Aaron A., Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

― Honda (Honda), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...
why is it that alot of these threads seem to have stopped in february?

― Trent, Friday, 3 October 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

there was a big meta-discussion and subsequent meta-cleansing operative that was put into effect back then

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 3 October 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

2 and 2 always makes a 5

― Thom Yorke, Friday, 3 October 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going to be dead by 26. 27, tops.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheese goes with EVERYTHING.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 5 October 2003 08:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Trayce owns a cheese shop.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 5 October 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Black is the new puce.

― Skottie, Sunday, 5 October 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm your favourite ILX poster.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 5 October 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy Jean is not my lover.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 5 October 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

More women should play fruit machines

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 5 October 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

all sport is a waste of time.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 5 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Students all need a damn good slap

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 5 October 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Every day I write the book.

― JackDerryda, Sunday, 5 October 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The mouse and qwerty keyboard will be obsolete in 15 years time.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

meek alligators will inherit the earth!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a meek brotherfukker!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i will inherit a meek brotherly fuck all!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sleep gives you cancer, man.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Nutella more than any other ILXor.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't post that picture of X-Pac to ILX enough.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 October 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(It doesn't matter if it's true.)-- mark p

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 6 October 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://xtremexpac.hypermart.net/wrestle/wx_01.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 October 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I had 'em all!

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 6 October 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is the pinnacle of all sentient achievement in this world and the next

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 6 October 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

except for that post

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 6 October 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I did not have sex with that wooman.
Again, I did not have sex with that womann.
I swear to god, I did not have sex with that womam.

― sucka (sucka), Monday, 6 October 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"It goes with anything!

― Skottie, Monday, 6 October 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not afraid anymore.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 October 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/04/wkd.neil.patrick.harris.ap/story.emcee.ap.jpg

Still not afraid?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 6 October 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The Black Eyed Peas song deserved its fifth week at No.1

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 6 October 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The Black Eyed Peas will never have a top ten song again.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 6 October 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Gonna live while I'm alive, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 October 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
I invented the night.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I am better at pretending to be a cartoon character for company Christmas card designing purposes than anyone else on this board.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I invented the question mark.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I invented the question, making Spencer's invention more useful.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I rule the universe.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

K.C. Masterpiece BBQ sauce was named after K.C. of K.C. and the Sunshine Band fame.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

July coldness brings August.... boldness.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I inverted the question mark.
You're welcome, Spain.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

men and women can be just friends; even if they're ex gf/bf.

― possible m (mandinina), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm one of the snipers who sometimes hide where there used to be some shops.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just about to repeat the same lame joke I did upthread.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

All your base are belong to us.

― man, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

shouldn't we revive the sister threads as well?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I can revive threads just by shouting REVIVE!

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I am the sausage king of south/central Maryland.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

my ass rules the universe

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I can stop traffic just by looking at it

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

No matter how much of the ADMIN thread i read, i still cant figure out who Calum is. Thats not too bold, but its a claim!

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I was the first person to make talcum into a powder.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I invented time. Also sex. And Europe.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I made the first bendybus.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I burnt the first bendy bus

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I first suggested that buses and fire engines should be red.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

My wife doesn't understand me.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a harem in the garden shed.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i just have hoes

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, Newcastle, Hull City and Hartlepool United will all be playing First Division football by 2006.

In the same year, the F1 Championship will be won in a car with a modified Leyland P76 engine.

I invented beer.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

K.C. Masterpiece BBQ sauce was named after K.C. of K.C. and the Sunshine Band fame.

K.C. and the sunshine band was named after me

― ken c, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

the letters of fast food giant KFC stand for Kingstonian Football Club.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The largest lake in Scotland is the lake of menteith

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

For my sausages, i created the hot dog bun. Until that time, there was darkness.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

KC and the Sunshine Band are the new Beatles.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Suge Knight is really a 5-foot tall white computer science student from Burbank.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Fox hunting is NOT ridiculous.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Cock farming is NOT ridiculous.

― ken c, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Paris Hilton is only slightly ridiculous.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Taco Bell makes authentic mexican food.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

CLAIM

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum plays well with other children.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Fox hunting is way more ridiculous than most very very very old traditions

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Fox hunting reduces chances of penis erectile disfunction by nearly 40%.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum is not an attention-seeking little turd.

Calum is not Michael Moore.

Calum is not Paris Hilton.

Calum is not ridiculous.

Calum is a closet fox hunter.

Nobody invented Calum. He's just....always been there.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum is not a closet tiger-slapper.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson's Invincible is the most important album of the past 50 years.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira is the spokesperson for our generation, and generations to come.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Prior to 1958, the strip of road between Belisha beacons was painted with spots and they were known as leopard crossings.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum is the spokesperson for our generation, and generations to come

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I got the highest ever recorded mark in my ringmaster exams, but turned down a career in the circus on account of the low wages.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Calvin and Hobbes porn stories are hot.

― sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, was your poss circus career likely to involve slapping Bengal tigers?

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I taught J-Lo how to dance.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I told J-Lo her bum didn't look big in that.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I told Shane Warne his bum wouldn't look big anymore if he had one of these....

I taught Shane all I know about spin bowling.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggested to Mrs Warne that she call her son Shane.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum taught Fred Nerk all he knows about spin bowling.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira beaconed all the Belisha out of Nerk tigers.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Bold contains both washing powder AND fabric softner and hence does both jobs but is cheaper than buying them seperate.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Deth involves mad sexing.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira suggested using stitched leather balls for playing cricket in place of the cooking apples which had been used previously.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Shane Warbe is the spokesperson for our generation, and generations to come.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Shane Warne is the spokesperson for our generation, and generations to come.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I came up with names for the Three Wise Men; Melchior, Balthazar and Caspar, by pulling letters at random from my Scrabble set.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

All Scandanavian men are named either Steve, Sven or Warren

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

If it wasnt for me, all of NYC would still be without electricity.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

All Scandinavian women sound just like Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Delta Burke is just big boned.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Delta Goodrem lives in my fridge.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Pez.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Pretty sure I could pull Kate Nash without needing to resort to such crudities.

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, December 17, 2007 11:44 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 17 December 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

Challenge for 2008

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 December 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

i am the magnificent give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me the music maker.

― CharlieNo4, Monday, 17 December 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 17 December 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

within a week I will start the first thread that will induct members to the ILX Hall of Fame. Stay tuned!

-- Dom Passantino, 17 December 2007 15:17 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― darraghmac, Monday, 17 December 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

Oh ye of little faith

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 December 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

it's mine!
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― not_goodwin, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

That's the way I like it, baby. I don't wanna live forever.

― kenan, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

I will complete my christmarse shopping today.

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 17 December 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)


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