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Come on then, what're your favourites?

DG, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

_Braindead_, AKA _Dead Alive_. The zombie flick directed by Peter Jackson. Ridiculously funny & over-the-top. (Not exactly a horror movie, I guess, but it isn't far from the _Evil Dead II_ school.)

After that, though, I really can't think of any others that have stuck with me. _Halloween_ was OK. The "classics" (Universal movies circa the 30s) are good in their own way. I haven't actually seen a Hammer flick yet, so my expectations are grossly out of whack. (And I'm talking about the Technicolor beauties w/ Peter Cushing & Christopher Lee, not the lesbian vamp flicks.)

Oh - _The Blair Witch Project_ is one movie that scared me crapless (though that had as much to do with the crowd response as to actually being scared myself - William Castle would've killed for that sort of crowd response). And _Suspiria_ (the only Argento flick I've seen) disturbed me quite a bit (especially the sequence involving the barbed wire).

David Raposa, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suspiria, the Shining, the Dead Zone.

Otis Wheeler, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The only horror movie that frightened the crap out of me was "The Exorcist" which I saw when I was 12. Although a lot of people seem to find it hilarious nowadays, but it still disturbs me. Peter Jackson's movies are a gross out laugh. As is "Society", esp. the 'shunting' scene where a guy literally talks through his arse. Saw "The Texas chainsaw massacre" last year and couldnt see what the big deal was.

The daddy of Brit horror movies though has to be "The wicker man". Thats pretty bizarre with an incredible ending too. Anything with Vincent Price is awesome too esp. "Witchfinder General" and "Theatre of blood". I thought "Scream" was pretty good although it's more of a pastiche than an actual horror movie. Haven't seen any Dario Argento movies. Although I saw "The Church" (I think it may be an Argento flick although he may have only produced it) and thought it was crap.

Michael, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE.

And Re-Animator.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What the hell's the big stink about _The Wicker Man_? I must've seen a different version - some naked vixen banging on a door, dancing to & fro, and a burning (yes) wicker man. I was stupified.

That, & _2001_ - I don't get it. Either of it.

David Raposa, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't find it that incoherent but it is cut by 20 minutes, apparently. It was recently revealed that the missing footage from the master print was used as part of the filler in the support columns of the M4. The 102-minute version is rumoured to be available in the US, apparently.

Michael, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe i did see, the full version, though. i dunno.

Michael, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I second David's pick... Brain Dead indeed is tops. The lawnmower!

Simon, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anything Hammer or Hammer-like.

"Theatre Of Blood" (Vincent Price as a Shakespearian actor who takes ritual revenge on the critics who previously mauled him).

The one about a series of ghoulish murders on the London Underground. Title escapes me.

The one about the little antique shop run by Peter Cushing (who is delighted when customers try to rip him off). Title might be "From Beyond The Grave".

"American Werewolf In London"

"Masque Of The Red Death"

"Hellraiser"

David, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"ghoulish murders on the London Underground" = existence of a hideously diseased subterranean cannibal, last of a tribe whose ancestors were trapped by a cave-in during the building of Russell Square Tube Station in 1890s? = DEATH LINE (aka Raw Meat) 1971

The ghoul's spooky yell is "MIND THE DOORS!" (This is TRUE!!) And yet it is (a) quiet scary and (b) quite moving...

mark s, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ALL horror movies are good! Even the bad ones, I mean the BAD bad ones not the cute kitschy ones - they all speak to me on such a deep level, I can't explain it. I have no taste at all when it comes to movies, no PRETENCE to taste, but anything that deals with horror themes seems to me to be WHAT MOVIES WERE INVENTED FOR.
That said, that movie with Michael J. Fox (y'know the thing I mean?) was somewhat of a mis-step on the part of my illustrious countryman Peter J. - too much cute "comedy" pandering - a crappy cover version of "(Don't Fear The) Reaper" - NO GOOD. I brung a young Goth lady on a date to that movie - just embarrassing - NO ACTION for Brother D. that night, FORGET IT! "Lord of the Rings" - seems inevitably conceptually doomed by the raw material, VERY unlikely to put our man BACK ON THE TOP OF THE HEAP WHERE HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA BELONG - tragic.

duane zarakov, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hey mark - yeah "RAW MEAT"! that's Donald Pleasance at the apogee of his powers. Horror movies are good 'cause what the fuck else could Donald Pleasance do.

duane, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bad Taste, Motel Hell, Caligula - it was sooo horrible, Tromeo & juliet was pretty good - maybe this should evolve to best schlock...

Geoff, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Army of Darkness! Not scary at all, but still...

I'll second American Werewolf (in London, NOT Paris)

The Freddie Mercury episode of Behind the Music

Kim, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To all _Dead Alive_ fans - _Braindead_ is the NZ version of the movie, with EXTRA FOOTAGE cut from the US version. (MORE lawnmower!) Please note that the bastards involved with the DVD release of the movie did NOT include the extra footage. Bastards.

I still hold out hope for Mr. PJ - any person that can make _Meet the Feebles_ AND _Heavenly Creatures_ has to do a lot to lose my trust.

_Caligula_ is a horror flick? I thought it was just one long orgy. Unless they get it on with the horse / governor - that's a scary thought.

Would Jowordsky (sic?) count in this topic - _Sante Sangre_, _El Topo_ - ? I've heard many a good thing about his work (including endorsements by Clive Barker), but haven't actually seen these flicks. And what about other foreign horror films (outside Argento)? From what I know of Jess Franco, he could qualify for discussion in both the horror & schlock categories.

Like, say, Herschell Gordon Lewis' _Blood Feast_ - cheeeesy. Ketchup flick about an Egyptian freak hacking up people for some ceremony. Grooovy, maaaan.

David Raposa, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Haunting (Robert Wise version)
The Uninvited
The Changeling
The Innocents

Must think of more...there was a time many years ago when I watched every horror movie in my local Blockbuster video...quite the experience.

Melissa W, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For me, 'Horror' has to have a certain bit of aesthete to it. Take "The Devil Rides Out" (one of the rare films where Christopher Lee actually plays the good guy); yes, of course, the special effects are ludicruous when seen nowadays, the acting can be overwrought, but that's besides the point. The film finds a mood, presents some great imagery (who can forget that creepy circle with the four people in it), etc. That's what Horror's about.

Some personal all-time favorites, randomly presented:

Horror of Dracula (classic Lee 'n' Cushing). Rosemary's Baby. Nosferatu (particularly, Herzog's version with Klaus Kinski; the rat sequence is truly surreal). Theatre of Blood (Vincent Price; maybe more a black comedy than a 'Horror' film, but great fun). The Abominable Dr. Phibes (also Vincent Price, similar kind of plot). Alien (I always considered it more a Horror movie than a Sci-Fi movie). Race with the Devil (always loved this one; low-budget horror/car chase movie--think "Rosemary's Baby" meets "Duel"). The Dead Zone. Brotherhood of Satan (featuring the dynamic duo of L.Q. Jones and Strother Martin; one of the coolest endings I've ever seen). The Shining (the scenes with those two girls...gawd!). Masque of the Red Death w/ Vincent Price. From Beyond the Grave (as previously mentioned; great anthology...one might also mention along similar lines "Asylum", "Tales that Witness Madness", " Torture Garden", etc.; varying degrees of quality). The classic Universal stuff: Dracula, Bride of Frankenstein, Wolf Man. The Mummy (the Hammer version; again, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing). Devil Times Five (I remember finding this one disturbing as a teen, though haven't seen it in ages; maybe it's goofy when you see it as an adult). The Exorcist (didn't like the new version with the extra scenes, though). Great stuff. The Omen 1 (and maybe Omen 2).

Joe, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, yeah, one other one. "Don't be Afraid of the Dark". Anyone remember that? Now *that* was a horror movie. Scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. Haven't seen it since, though. Didn't it have Uncle Charlie from "My Three Sons"?

Joe, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Only horror movie that scared the bejeezus outta me (still does), and therefore "best", though I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT, is/was JAWS. As kid, I'd freak out in swimming pools that Jaws was behind me and gonna get me, even though swimming pool so small that Jaws wouldn't even FIT. In fact, even in bed I couldn't dangle my arm over the side lest Jaws would crash through the floorboards and bite it off. That was traumatic, horrible!!

Re: modern (80s onwards) "conventional" horror movies, thought Candyman was excellent. Esp. due to ambivalent ending where you don't know whether Candyman even existed vs. being figment of lead woman's imagination. Sequel was crap for reason most horror sequels are crap: bad guy becomes star and main character. Bad guys always best when have element of unknown, when you don't know what they look like, only hints of such, and when you don't know their motivation or have cause to sympathise, when they're... !*!PURE*EVIL!*!

Peter Jackson: prefer Bad Taste to Brain Dead if only cuz it came first. Both very funny, more "splatter" than "horror" genre. In Bad Taste, hero shoots ONE bullet into tree and lots of aliens fall out shot = excellent funny idjit stuff!!

AP, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Race with the Devil (always loved this one; low-budget horror/car chase movie--think "Rosemary's Baby" meets "Duel")

Unusual ending on that one. They spend the whole film desperately trying to escape the Satanists. Then when you/they finally think they're clear...they're not..and that's it.

David, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dead Alive by far is the best, as far as gore goes. I Spit on Your Grave; Evil Dead 1 and 2(Army of Darkness was more camp than horror); Cemetary Man; Candyman (one of the only movies to really scare me); Devil's Rain (very cheesy horror with Ernest Borgnine and John Travolta, worthy alone for the face melting scene); and Event Horizon, even though it wasn't actually a horror movie,it is still the most evil movie I have ever seen.

michele catalano, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Race..." was something of a cult favorite with me and my friends in high school. Kind of like Peckinpah doing a horror film, or something. We loved the "hey hey good buddy" and "Aw, hell, Frank"- type comraderie dialogue between Warren Oates and Peter Fonda; lines like "it's a wonder y'all didn't run up 'ginst the Jolly Green Giant! Ain't that right, Dave?"; and we absolutely adored the song in the country bar scene ("From now on I'm-a-livin' high, if I have to live on credit!"). We wanted to cover it in our band, but we couldn't figure out the other lyrics.

Joe, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh... BALLS!

I always get to these threads too late, every film I could mention has already been mentioned.

I'm also lovin' the Jackson fella, most of the script of Bad Taste has entered me and my mates' pub/drunk vocabulary: "The barrsteds have landed"; "Some pricks tried to take us on"; "Mmm, aren't I luckyyy, I got a chunky bit?"; "Did you have to drink some chuck?". And. So. On.

And The Frighteners is very underrated. Michael J Fox's second best film. I love how a sodden New Zealand has to stand in for the US as Jackson insisted it be filmed in his home country. So we get incongruities like a white picket fence around the lawn of what is clearly a NZ suburban house and so on.

Other Horror flicks: The Haunting ('63 version, I need hardly add.); Argento's Suspiria, Opera, Inferno, Tenebre, Deep Red and I even have a soft spot for late [crap] Argento flick Creepers: Donald Pleasance and Jennifer Connelly? Argento's daughter getting decapitated? Yes please.

And The Blair Witch Project: a superb film, audacious and genre re- defining. For though it has the same shaky-cam, 'let's do the film right here' ethic of many other cinema verite / dogme 95 films of recent times, it isn't rendered near un-watchable by the suffocating air of smugness that stinks out the likes of Gummo or The Idiots. Okay, so the Blair Witch character's incessant "Where the fuck are we? Where the fuck are we?" whining quickly gets annoying, but the black and white photography is genuinely beautiful and haunting - even if it was 'accidental' - and the way the air of tension is cranked up, the way the sense of disorientation and panic is made real precisely *because* of it's 'home-made' quality. Furthermore, in an era where, increasingly, 'Horror' = cynical, ironic and self- conscious; a genre that hates itself; has become embarrassed by itself, so now plays everything for laughs, tipping knowing winks to it's audience, TBWP plays it straight. It's a refreshingly serious, old-fashioned, camp-fire ghost story, and one that explores the fear of the unknown; the fear of the dark - real fears that we actually have experience of, not the fear of being chased by an un-killable, semi-mythical maniac in a mask, which - if we're lucky - might provide us with a 'jump' or two, but, ultimately, leaves us smirking at the ridiculousness of it all, and happy. Unchallenged.

It ends with magic: the scene that really pulls TBWP clear of it's contempraries is the final one in The Old House in the Woods (classic!). After finding the - creepy - children's handprints on the landing wall, Mike hears Josh's cries coming from somewhere below them and races off to find him, leaving Heather still upstairs. Mike has the small camcorder - the one recording sound while Heather has the silent 16mm B&W camera. And it's through this camera only that we see the ensuing, final scene. As Mike disappears downstairs, we are left with Heathers jumpy, unsettling camera work, she follows after, crying out, but as Mike is recording the sound, her cries are weirdly distant and muffled, leaving the scene with an eerie quiet. As she gets closer and closer to the basement where Mike has disappeared her screams get louder and louder and louder until... bang. Darkness. The end. F'kin' A!

DavidM, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm with David M re: Blair Witch. And Melissa has cruelly beaten me to the punch by naming both the original _Haunting_ and _The Uninvited_.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maniac (1980). A film so nihilistic and repulsive that Tom Savini took his name off the credits. utterly without any social value, the best horror film of all time. The scene where the guy's head get blown off in extreme close-up filmed from behind him.
The Offspring - either the necrophilia scene or the bit where dismembered bits of somebody's torso are hanging off a washing line

tarden, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Here's another vote for Suspiria, although who knows what the hell was going on half the time?

tarden, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I find the uncanny makes a greater impression than horror. If the fear is hidden inside something credible, something I relate to, that I'm unable to rationalise away, then it lingers on in daylight. The best example I have would be Magic (about the ventiloquist), I've never been clear whether or not anything supernatural happens.

K-reg, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I also remember being greatly scared by Watcher in the Woods when I was very young.

But without doubt one of the only films I could see now that would STILL give me nightmares would be Don't Look Now starring Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie. *feels a chill*

Melissa W, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I find the uncanny makes a greater impression than horror

"The Fly" is a good example of that, particularly the original. The horrible dawning of the truth on the main character when he realises that he may have been reconstituted part-fly...and even before that when his early experiment with a plate sees the object reconstituted perfectly *except the writing on the base is back-to-front* (creepy).

David, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Everyone needs that defining horror movie that they saw aged thirteen which still scares the shit out of them, even if they can now happily digest worse fayre. The Fly is that movie for me. There is something about the bit where his jaw falls off - plus Geena Davis being inpregnated. Why is it though that whenever people are impregnated by aliens et al, the gestation period is always massively speeded up (and yes - this is unfortunately a partial reference to terrible BBC1 superhero sitcom My Hero).

I like my horror films spooooky, and preferably foreign. Eyes Without A Face is just an impressionistic nightmare - could be remade now with perfect special effects and completely lose its impact. As happened with The Haunting. Enjoyed The Ring (Japanese video virus horror) earlier this year as well, merely because it played the game under slightly different rules.

Will always have a soft spot as well for the original Nightmare On Elm Street - which is genuinely scary and is the pinacle of the teenage girl slasher movie/power over menstruation analogy. These days I just get merely impressed by good horror films rather than scared - and of course that happens rarely. Last time I got a proper headfuck was probably watching Jacob's Ladder pissed.

Pete, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was just about to mention "Jacob's Ladder"! That's probably my all- time favorite movie!

For some reason, I can only deal with horror movies which aren't slasher flicks. I find the entire "Friday The 13th"/"Halloween"/"Nightmare On Elm Street" axis to be completely unwatchable in the sense that I will have screaming nightmares if I watch them. In fact, the only one of those that I've seen in its entirety is "Nightmare On Elm Street 2", which I recognized as being somewhat, um, stupid, yet kept me awake for months afterwards because I was SO DISTURBED by the idea of someone entering my dreams and killing me/making me kill my friends. One gnawingly creepy scene from that movie was the party scene, where Freddy shed the main character like an old skin and ran rampant on his best friend and the kids by the pool... *shudder*

Of course, to be completely perverse, I love vampire movies (unless they happen to be "From Dusk 'Til Dawn", aka "The DUMBEST MOVIE EVER TO AVOID THE MST3K TREATMENT").

Dan Perry, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you like "Blair Witch", you ought to rent something called "The Last Broadcast" which is suspiciously similar and, IMO, better. A lot of "Blair Witch" fans will swear up and down that TLB sucks in comparison, but TLB has irony and cultural commentary *plus* it scared me more and didn't give me vertigo.

I'm a sucker for Catholic horror - anything with priests and Satan in it, preferably with a lot of Latin thrown in.

Kerry Keane, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Which reminds me of one of the greatest horror movie scenes - In The Omen when the priest gets impaled.

michele, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The reason I did not like The Last Broadcast was the irony and cultural commentary. Pretty much everything that has gone wrong with horror movies of late can be tied to these two tentpoles.

Re slasher movies - good to see above that they are effective. The idea behind Nightmare On Elm Street is persuasively simple and hence terrifying if done right (the original, and for more imagination but less fear number 3: Dream Warriors). However should be noted that slasher films are squarely aimed at teenage girls, us boys don't really get a look in.

Pete, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blair Witch had me up all night after I saw it. Also enjoyed(?) The Reflecting Skin. A very Lynch-ian movie.

bnw, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A few of my favourites:

Alien - it is a horror and not sci-fi (does it really need any science to work?), it also has the best monster ever. Best of the series, certainly better than Aliens.
The Devil Rides Out - I love these campy old films, especially this one. "Don't look at the eyes, Rex!"
Hellraiser - GRATE because the 'baddies', the Cenobites, aren't evil at all, they just have an odd idea of fun. It's the humans that are the monsters.

DG, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...
Braindead Braindead Braindead. oh yeah I also liked Dead Alive. HAHAHA

Riley Guza, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Evil Dead- "The ultimate experience in gruelling horror." Night of The Living Dead- A classic! The first true gore and flesh- eating zombie flick. Extremely influential. Hellraiser- Frightening, original and surreal. Dead Alive(Braindead)- Hilarious gore-fest. Halloween I & II- The best two slasher films I've seen. Psycho(1960)- Alfred Hitcock's classic tale of suspense. Any true horror fan should see it, if not own it. Nightmare On Elm Street(1)- Very scary! By far the best of the series. Why doesn't Wes make horror movies like this any more? The Shining- Great film! Great acting, visuals, scenery and, altogether, a very frightening movie. I don't blame Stephen King fanatics for hating this, it is a poor adaption of King's book. Rather than trying to copy the book, Stanley Kubrick chose to make this very much it's own film. A must see! I love horror movies! These are just a few of my favorites.-PS- Also see any of the classic horror films of the '30s and '40s

Keith Ward, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The most revolting horror movie would be Cannibal Holocaust. Blair Witch Project took a few ideas from that movie.

nathalie, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The night of the living dead trilogy. Phantasm trilogy. Dusk till Dawn.

Sterling Clover, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...
yay, zombie flix on uk tv at chrimbo

, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
The only movie that ever scared me was the EXORCIST. You see, for most people, it was more than a movie. It was real. Because the devil is real. God is real. And to top it off, the story was actually based on an actual incident. You couldn't walk away from it, thinking it was just a script with a bunch of actors. You had to wonder, could this happen to me? Tonight?

Ray, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...
Personally...scariest movie I ever saw was Ringu (or Ring, in English), which is the basis for the new movie coming out in a couple of weeks. Just to see Sada crawling out of that well...*shiver*

Otherwise, I loved Blair Witch, but there's also a very nice psychological horror movie called Session 9 that you should check out sometime

Bentmir, Friday, 4 October 2002 04:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't Look Now

The Omen (which was pitched very much as a psychological thriller - is Gregory Peck losing his mind? - rather than as a blood and thunder
exercise, something the sequels dropped)

Suspiria (though the underwater basement scene in Inferno is equally brilliant)

The Beyond (the only Lucio Fulci movie I like, mainly because it's cheesy and disturbing in roughly equal measure).

Hammer's best three films - The Devil Rides Out, Plague Of The Zombies, The Reptile - wonderful camp old nonsense.

Kwaidan - more of a ghost story than a horror film though.

Doesn't anyone here think The Wicker Man is overrated? The ending is outstanding but the rest is fairly mediocre? The much-lauded seduction scene (Britt Ekland's wall-banging and stunt arse antics and Edward Woodward's sweaty reaction to it) seems just risible now.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 5 October 2002 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and I forgot...

Ring

An American Werewolf In London

Lair Of The White Worm was enjoyably camp stuff.

Does anyone remember The Godsend? Bad seed/cuckoo-in-the-nest type storyline where mysterious little girl adopted by family bumps off the other kids? I still remember the look on the girl's face after the death scenes - utterly malevolent.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 5 October 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and I forgot...

Ring

An American Werewolf In London

Lair Of The White Worm was enjoyably camp stuff.

Does anyone remember The Godsend? Bad seed/cuckoo-in-the-nest type storyline where mysterious little girl adopted by family bumps off the other kids? I still remember the look on the girl's face after the death scenes - utterly maleveolent.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 5 October 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry for posting that last message twice.

Phantasm was excellent.

Would anyone say that something like The Stepford Wives (contemporary 70's conspiracy thriller) could be classified as a *horror* film?

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 5 October 2002 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

i saw phantasm III was on in the miggle of the night abt three wks ago, but forgot to stay up

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I watched Phantasm II and III (they were on on consecutive weekends recently), and they try hard but the 5% new stuff doesn't excite terribly. Worst of all, they try to make it make sense, which was always going to be a losing proposition. They're not bad, but no one's going to have them on their favourites list - and the first is a favourite of mine too. As is Ring. And I love almost any Hong Kong ghost film, especially if there is lots of kung fu involved. A Chinese Ghost Story is one of my favourite films.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 October 2002 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Exorcist
Cemetary Man
Night, Dawn, Day of the Dead
The Beyond
Freaks
Nosferatu
Pyscho, Birds,
Jaws

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 5 October 2002 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

oh yeah and: Hobgoblins

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 5 October 2002 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Doesn't anyone here think The Wicker Man is overrated?

Possibly. I do like it a lot but more as a charming fairy tale combined with '70s period piece. It's not really a horror film as such.

David (David), Sunday, 6 October 2002 09:10 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...
I just saw this movie Scream and Scream Again, from 1969. Stars Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, and Peter Cushing, but it's really a let-down because Lee and Cushing pretty much have cameos, and Price is a supporting role.

Can anyone who is familiar with this movie explain to me what the hell is going on in it? All I can make of it is something about robots trying to make a race of robots, by kidnapping humans and lopping off their body parts one part at a time. The movie starts off with like four different plots. Hilarious 60s jazz soundtrack, though...makes it sound like a Bond flick.

Joe (Joe), Sunday, 6 April 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I find it hard to separate what might be *really* be good horror movies from ones that have sentimental attachment. I love all those movies with Price/Cushing/Lee, but really, a lot of them aren't that great (i.e. scriptwise, etc.), certainly not scary, and only distinguished by their presence.

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Sunday, 6 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
More!

I'm not an expert on horror movies, help me out!

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I really liked Cabin Fever, as far as recent stuff goes, but partly because I thought it was some kind of supernatural ghost in the woods type thing, and then it wasn't.

All-time favorites, Poltergeist and (somewhat less so, and I'm not always sure it's really horror) The Omen.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes more stuff like Poltergeist plz.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hm, people keep telling me Amityville Horror, but I haven't seen it since I was a kid and keep putting it off because of Margot Kidder.

Phantasm is a little further away from Poltergeist on the "things make sense and are explained" axis, but the horror aspects are similar, I think. Except that you don't have the "Spielberg world haunted by Tobe Hooper" aspect that I think is what makes Poltergeist work.

Oh, for the slashers, I'm always surprised at how well Nightmare on Elm Street ages, maybe simply because the acting is noticeably better than in the sequels.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh -- and The Attic Expeditions is one of those (way too common) "what the fuck is going on" movies that's great until you find out what the fuck went on.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(All of my posts to this thread should maybe be taken with an "I liked Blair Witch 2 more than Blair Witch"-shaped grain of salt.)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, why do so many horror movies fail in that respect?

I feel I would have watched more horror movies, but it seems to be a common problem that most of them do not deliver. Do people have higher expectations of the type of emotional charge to be had from watching horror than they do any other genre?

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"I liked Blair Witch 2 more than Blair Witch"

Oh, yes.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Horror in general fails in that respect. The problem is that we're rarely scared -- in the horror movie sense, not the "fuck the IRS caught me claiming Sarah Michelle Gellar as a deduction!" sense -- of the things we have explanations for. Bump-creak-rattle isn't scary once you realize Uncle Bean's just gotten into the still again.

I think the Sixth Sense-style twist ending, and the who's-the-killer plots of Prom Night, Scream, etc., are to cover this up.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

And woo milo! The "what's on video doesn't match up to what we experienced" thing really freaked me out for some reason, more than anything in Blair Witch.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

My favourite, though I always blanch at mentioning the title, is "Kill Baby Kill", about the vengeful countess who keeps the ghost of her little girl around to curse the villagers who let her die. It's especially good if you're half-asleep, because it's so slow and drifty. I also like "Night of the Living Dead", "Nosferatu", "Black Sabbath" and "The Psychic". If "The Reincarnation of Peter Proud" counts, and it might, I'll include that.

jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

repulsion. i am nots ure if its a hororr movie but its scary so there.

:|, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw "Naked Blood" the other day. It's a Japanese gore movie about three women who are tested with a drug that increases their endorphins to 1000x above normal and end up mutilating themselves. It's probably the sickest thing I've ever seen. The bit where one of the girls eats her own eyeball with a fork was enough to make my friend turn a very odd colour indeed.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoa.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't take watching stuff like that, even if I'd like the music.

jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, if it weren't cheesily fake-looking, I'm not sure I could watch that.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jacob's Ladder" has already been mentioned and is not strictly a horror film, but the hospital/hell scene is one of the scariest movie scenes I have ever seen.
This may be a shot in the dark, but has anyone been that they absolutely *have* to watch a horror film called "Burnt Offerings" because it's *so* scary? I have, and it was about as scary as an episode of Scooby-Doo.

Sengai, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Horror movies that I like:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original version)
The Shining
Videodrome, The Fly, pretty much any of David Cronenberg's earlier films
The Thing (1982 remake)
Rosemary's Baby
The Exorcist
Frailty
Dawn of the Dead (original version)
28 Days Later
Alien

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh gosh yes, all of those. Texas Chainsaw Massacre seems to be a movie that mostly horror fans like -- not one that gets people into horror movies, if you see what I mean. I don't know if I'd recommend it to Nordic or not (sorry, it's just easier to type than @d@m).

I haven't seen Rosemary's Baby in years, I really should rent it.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

just finished watching Dawn of the Dead, so yeah, that

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

The Terminator -- the first one -- is really overlooked as a horror movie, and beats most of the Unstoppable Slasher movies it's taking its cue from.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the pacing was just too off in The Shining. I felt like Jack Nicholson's character seemed to be full-on loopy scarce minutes after they arrived at the house - it made me wonder, after the film ended, where all that running time had been used up.

jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

American Werewolf in London is my favourite. Still haunted by that creature.
Tetsuo the Iron Man and Tetsuo 2:Bodyhammer are cool. The Fly also.
New Dawn of the Dead is totally excellent I think except for shit numetal muzak. Ring(not shite american remake).
Zombie Flesh Eaters, the Howling(no sequels Ever)
The Brood

zenome kistachion, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't know if anyone's mentioned it, but The Mouth of Madness is actually good ... oh, and Chainsaw 2, which pretty much has the same relationship to 1 as the second Evil Dead to the first ... and this Alucarda thing it turns out Thrill Kill Kult got half their samples from ... the beginning of Night of the Zombies is kick-ass ...

captain gay, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

And woo milo! The "what's on video doesn't match up to what we experienced" thing really freaked me out for some reason, more than anything in Blair Witch.
The original didn't do anything for me at all. Oooh, rustling bushes and shaky homevideo, I'm scared! (Some BWP-related 'documentary' on the Sci-Fi channel was much better)

The second one wasn't a good movie, I guess (though it was as good as Cabin Fever, which I liked), but it had atmosphere, some humor (U&K for cheesy horror), the reality twist (and Wiccan nudity). In every possible way, it was definitely better than the first one.


My faves - the Omen, the Fog, Scream and the Shining. Sleepy Hollow, too, if it counts.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Night of the Zombies the one where one of the guys, out of the blue, dresses up like a leprechaun before he gets killed? The one where the zombies are some sort of food / population-control experiment being designed for third-world countries?

jazz odysseus, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Night of the Zombies the one where one of the guys, out of the blue, dresses up like a leprechaun before he gets killed? The one where the zombies are some sort of population-control experiment being designed for third-world countries?

jazz odysseus, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry about that!

jazz odysseus, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

jacob's ladder is totally scary!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

There are lots of scenes in that movie that are freaky without being anything like conventional horror scenes: like when they're dumping ice on him in the bathtub. (And the holy crap Elizabeth Pena looks like a demon thing shot, which I would remember better if Timmy The Drug Dealer hadn't absconded with my copy of the movie.)

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Night of the Zombies the one where one of the guys, out of the blue, dresses up like a leprechaun before he gets killed? The one where the zombies are some sort of population-control experiment being designed for third-world countries?

Yup. Soundtrack by Goblin.

captain gay, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

that elizabeth peña shot scares the bazoonkles out of me.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It was just re-used music from the "Contamination" score, though, as far as I remember (maybe some from "Dawn of the Dead"?). They took only one of the two channels, so in one place it sounds different (i.e. you only get half the notes in the keyboard line). The original music was by Gianni Dell'Orso.

xpost

jazz odysseus, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The zombie-rat-in-the-hazmat-suit bit is priceless.

captain gay, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

There are a few places in that film where I'm sure the question mark above my head would have shown up in photographs.

jazz odysseus, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone in the opening control-room scene etc looks so completely geeked. Which was probably the case and kinda works ....

captain gay, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

There's one scene I remember where a guy is grieving in a vehicle, contorting his face so painfully it's hard to imagine anything but tortured screams coming from his mouth, yet he's given normal-voiced dialogue on the soundtrack and it's hilarious.

jazz odysseus, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I just got The Living Dead At The Manchester Morgue on DVD. Anybody know if its any good?

The Fog, Dawn of the Dead, The Thing, American Werewolf in London, Alien.
And when I was only a ickle boy: Island of Terror, The Deadly Spawn, Alien

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

drug dealers really like "Jacob's Ladder"!


my vote goes to "Audition," another scary-as-all-fuck Japanese movie

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you should know not to do this thread without me. You disappear for a coupla months and all of a sudden you're forgotten...

CRW, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyhoo - here goes.

Ste, "The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue" (aka "Don't Open the Window") is not very good, BUT I'm in a minority of one there. It is a generally regarded as a true classic of the genre, but I found that very little happens for the first hour and the (then) legendary bloodshed is very dated. BUT, I did see it some years ago and it might need some revisiting from me.

The best horror film (as in the horror film that just flat out beats any other for pure entertainment/ quotability/ brilliance) is "An American Werewolf in London". Every single time.

CRW, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The "sequel" was sooooo bad it actually made me forget how good the first one was.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the omen. end of story. another one of those where the sequels sorta wrecked the memory of the original, but yeah brilliant all the way.
basicaly a bunch of put-upon characters totally undeserving of their fate being utterly tormented and put through psychological hell for 2 hours. no gags, laughs or ironic/self aware stuff whatsoever,
no excess of gore, and a real sense of pervading doom and darkness that the exorcist's pea-soup spewing and cross-wanks couldn't come even close to. relentlessly chiling it hasn't dated a bit. every review you read these days says the same thing and that's basically, how genuinely and believably frightening it still is.

a horror movie is exactly what it is.


piscesboy, Thursday, 8 April 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Omen II is much, much better than the other two, though (even III is watchable, at least), but yeah, the first one is as much better than the second as the second one is the others.

I guess it's a horror movie. I don't object to it being one, just didn't have a clear measure of a horror movie in mind: "it's scary" can't be enough, since most horror movies aren't -- but a lot of bad comedies aren't funny, so maybe intent is enough. I'm not sure anything in the Omen has scared me since I was little and believed in a literal Revelation, Antichrist, and so on -- but it was definitely suspenseful even after that, and the more internal horror of "I think my puppy may be a bit of a devil" is still striking.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the parents of a girlfriend of mine in college lived on the street where they filmed poltergeist, i distinctly remembered an oak tree sprouting in the middle of the street with a roundabout around it.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 8 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Omen" isn't much cop, to be honest, and nor is "The Exorcist". I don't dislike either film but unless you can swallow all the religious mumbo jumbo I kinda feel that the end result is lost on you (not to mention that the once startling SFX in "The Exorcist" now look shoddy). "The Omen 2" is indeed the best of the four "Omen" movies, although the first one does have the odd moment.

"Poltergeist" on the other hand is fantastic.

For the person chatting about cheapo living dead films - "Night of the Zombies" (released in the UK as "The Zombie Dead" by Vipco) is, quite frankly, crap - as are almost all of the Italian rip offs ("Zombie" aka "Zombie Flesh-Eaters" being the sole exception, unless we want to categorise "The Beyond" as a zombie film).

CRW (CRW), Thursday, 8 April 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What about that Spanish one "Tomb of the Blind Dead"? It doesn't seem like a rip-off-type film, but I've never seen it.

jazz odysseus, Thursday, 8 April 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The Exorcist was a real disappointment the first time I saw it. I chalked it up to my agnostic/atheistic beliefs. The debbil don't scare me much.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 April 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, I watched Audition whilst on mushrooms.


"GILIGILGILGILGILI!!!!!!" I'm not in a hurry to hear that sound again.

House of 1000 Corpses wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, considering it's got something to do with Rob Zombie. A very accomplished update of the Texas Chainsaw storyline. Excellent nu-metal (almost) free soundtrack to boot (search Slim Whitman - "I Remember You")

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 9 April 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, House of 1000 Corpses is closer to a remake of Chainsaw than the Chainsaw remake is, I think. I can do without the talking-to-the-camera interstitials, but the opening is one of my favorites in recent horror movies.

re: Poltergeist's supernatural horror vs. the supernatural horror of Christian-themed movies like the Exorcists, Omen, etc., I wonder how compatible that is with my "explanation is less scary" thing -- what I like about Poltergeist, especially in comparison to the sequels, is the relative lack of explanation compared to so many other movies.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw an excellent slapstick comedy horror the other day. Forget what it was called... "Passion and Jesus" or something.. Anyway, it was pretty funny

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 9 April 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and I've mentioned this on other threads, and it isn't in print at least for the US (dunno about the UK), but: Paperhouse. Scared me more than anything but Poltergeist when I was a kid. I've got the book, Marianne Dreams, and it's great and all, but I still await the rerelease of the movie.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Troll 2.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"Tombs of the Blind Dead" is a good movie, with a lot of mist enshroded atmosphere. "Paperhouse" is a cult classic in the UK, the director - Bernard Rose - went on to make "Candyman" (one of the best horror films of the nineties). "Troll 2" is terrible, it was directed by Joe D'Amato who, discovery of the luverly Jessica Moore in "Eleven Days Eleven Nights" aside, has left no contribution to cinema outside of some truely unwatchable films. Stick with Dario Argento instead.

CRW (CRW), Friday, 9 April 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...
what is the deal with horror movies?

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)

pleasure in constant re-arrangement of generic conventions/signifiers PLUS constant possibility of physical/emotional hyper-stimulation (eg Suspiria)

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

thx!

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

The chest burster scene in Alien does it for me every single fucking time.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

best horror movies:
depends yt definition of it . for me,i guess:
1. repulsion (polanski)
2. Henry - portrait of a seriel killer
3. Night of the hunter.
4. Nosferatu

i like the trashy boold horror movies too, but most of them are more funny than scary to me.this Italian director i forgot his name,does it great...

emekars (emekars), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

antonioni. no, hang on...

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://digilander.libero.it/cineripoff/urka6.gif

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

C'est arrivé près de chez vous (aka Man Bites Dog).

Also, anything that includes Tom Hanks. I always feel trapped inside a cell losing time.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

Troll 2

latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

this Italian director i forgot his name,does it great...

Lucio Fulci?

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

Dario Argento maybe?

darin (darin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

Murnau's Nosferatu
Carpenter's The Thing
Horror Express (sort of a Thing remake set on the the Trans-Siberian Express and starring Lee/Cushing/Savalas (!) -- it's great)
Suspiria

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

Don't look now is incredible.

Dxy (Danny), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

My all-time favorite decade for horror is the 1980s:
1) The Thing
2) Evil Dead 2
3) American Werewolf in London
4) Re-Animator
5) Day of the Dead (I am the only living person who prefers it to Dawn)

And Nathalie....Man Bites Dog was called "It's coming near your house"? in Belgium?? Uhhh.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Not necessarily my favorites, but deserve shout-outs nonetheless:

May
Ginger Snaps
Haxen: Witchcraft Through the Ages
Let's Scare Jessica to Death
Dead Alive

darin (darin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

_Braindead_, AKA _Dead Alive_. The zombie flick directed by Peter Jackson. Ridiculously funny & over-the-top. (Not exactly a horror movie, I guess, but it isn't far from the _Evil Dead II_ school.)

Thread should have been locked here! The most wonderfully OTT celebration of human innards ever committed to film. Laughed my head off, and then scrabbled about looking for it. Etcetera.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

Can't believe no one has mentioned the original Black Christmas!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

No doubt! I heard the remake sticks in lots of gore & tittays, & (possibly not a surprise) sucks.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Saw Miike's Imprint recently - highly recommended to anybody what thinks horror's gotten boring. Showtime commissioned it for their Masters of Horror series, then promptly dropped it from the schedule once they saw it. Features some really bad acting by Billy Drago, but packed with so many wtf moments in one hour, it's off the rails.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, the Black Christmas remake is pretty awful, but there is an inspired scene involving a cookie cutter.

darin (darin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even understand why they remake these movies (The Hitcher WTF it's not even 25 years old) anyway. Why not just show re-prints of the originals like Disney used to do? Actually why did Disney stop doing that? I'd totally go see Snow White or Fantasia if they reshowed in the theatre!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

Man Bites Dog was called "It's coming near your house"? in Belgium?? Uhhh.

Clearly a euphemism!

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Recently saw Casanegra's deluxe reissue of "Curse of the Crying Woman". Awesome Mexican B&W gothic horror, roughly contemporary with early Hammer in the UK and Bava and the rest in Italy. Great looking, utterly nuts, previously only available in schlocky cut-about English dubs.

Soukesian (Soukesian), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

5) Day of the Dead (I am the only living person who prefers it to Dawn)

fucking love this film, i love Dawn too. i reckon i like them equally as much tho, they're both very different films and both have seperate redeeming qualities.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

Exorcist = unable to sleep without the light on for weeks afterwards. I was 21 at the time.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

note to The Shining: if your first half is seven times as scary as your second half you have FAILED as a horror movie

seriously. the bits when jack nicholas goes gaga with an axe aren't scary, they're close to slapstick. the first half with the subliminal girls and the waves of blood, however, ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

I should watch Day again. Haven't seen it since me and two teenage friends snuck in to see it (No One Under 18 Admitted!). There was one other person in the theater.

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

And Nathalie....Man Bites Dog was called "It's coming near your house"? in Belgium?? Uhhh.

Yep, it happened close to you. I always thought that was much scarier than "man bites dog."

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

The original Black Christmas is the only one I'd list because, as a rule, I really don't like horror films. That one was awesome, though (it helps that it had good actors in it to distract from the wafer-thin plot).

I am also WTF at the remake of The Hitcher.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, have you seen Audition?

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

No! I kind of want to, though.

Actually, I really liked The Ring and The Grudge; I guess I should really say it's slasher flicks that I can't deal with.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

I've seen Audition and it made me squirm in a manner I didn't think I was capapble of past the age of 10

less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Dario Argento maybe? "

thats the one..

emekars (emekars), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

THE DESCENT has earned it's place in my heart, if not also on this thread.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

The original version of The Hills Have Eyes scared the living shit out of me when I was a kid...I'm afraid to rewatch it and possibly tarnish that pristine memory of fear.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Descent was great for the "OMG I'm never going potholing" claustrophobic terror. Was a bit formulaic once it brought in the monsters. But I did like the ending (in the UK, I understand the US release was a bit neutered in that respect?)

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, the unrated Descent just came out over here on DVD, with the UK ending restored.

If you liked Ring and The Grudge, Dan, definitely check out Audition. It's not supernatural, or a slasher film, it's more like a romance drama with a stillborn octopus growing out of the side of its head. And read as little about it as you can before seeing it!

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently Romero is doing another 'Of The Dead' movie, called Diary Of the Dead. But its only being released on dvd and not through the cinema. It's supposed to be set back during events in Night OFLDead, and filmed with dodgy camcorder style work.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

Yep, it happened close to you. I always thought that was much scarier than "man bites dog."

-- Nathalie (dotdotdo...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007 10:13 AM. (stevie nixed) (later) (link)

My french is poor. :( LOL GRAD SCHOOL LANGUAGE PROFICIENCY REQUIREMENT, YOU ARE BEING COMPLETED IN NOT FRENCH.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oh sorry, I didnt want to be pedantic. :-( I'm crap in French too.

Audition ROOLZ.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Oh it's okay, I was stating a fact.

And indeed, Audition does rule. Oh, Miike-san.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Louis, The Shining is pretty clearly a comedy. That whole "Scatman Crothers to the rescue" thing is a fantastic gag.

Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

"The Descent" is sport-bra horror for yuppie objectivists

Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Not that old cliche.

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

splatterific horror movies are post-1970 Broadway musicals for the Cool Kids.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

It's been the best part of 20 years since I've seen Blood for Dracula but I thought it was roffletastic.

Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Many of these Asian horrors fail to live up to their hype (Ringu, Lady Vengence et al). Audition is an exception. Exceptional.

DavidM* (unreal), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

THE BLOOD OF THESE WHORES IS KILLING ME.

Lady Vengeance was a horror movie?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

People are defining any film where something upsetting happens as horror.

The Shining is not a comedy, it just mostly sucks.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

quack

Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

Lady Vengeance was great.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Indeed. Still not a horror film, tho.

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

The Descent was suprisingly solid, way above my expectations.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Devil's Rejects also 10X better than House of 1000 Corpses.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

That's not much of an accomplishment.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

When it comes to slashers, "Friday the 13th" and "Friday the 13th Part VII: Jason Takes Manhattan" are great. Also, "Maniac Cop 3" gave me nightmares as a child. I haven't seen the other two.

Tape Store (Tape Store), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

The first one has Bruce Campbell in it!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Best horror films of 2006:

The Descent
The Hills Have Eyes (remake)
Hard Candy (if it counts)
Slither
Wolf Creek

Still need to see Feast, Lady Vengeance, Hostel, and the Masters of Horror series.

darin (darin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

People are defining any film where something upsetting happens as horror.

Then I nominate K-PAX. *shudders violently*

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

I liked Wolf Creek and The Descent and Slither (the first is the best made of the bunch, the last the most fun). Hard Candy sucked and The Hills Have Eyes looked amazing, but not much else. Lady Vengeance was great, but as has already been pointed out, not really horror.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

I liked Cabin Fever better than Hostel AND I didn't much like Cabin Fever.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Until I looked it up, I had no idea that the "Hills have Eyes" remake was done by the same person who did "High Tension". That alone makes it worth checking out.

Hostel would top my list for 2006, horror-wise.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

The Hills Have Eyes 2 "remake" will probably be better than the original The Hills Have Eyes 2.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

I have absolutely no desire to see "Hostel". I saw half of "Feast" by accident and, while it was funny, I have no interest in seeing the end.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Haha will this be the first "remake" of a sequel? Is it even a remake at this point?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, if "Hostel" turns you away for the reasons I expect it would, you definitely do NOT want to see "Audition."

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone seen any of the Masters of Horror series? Netflix has the whole series available, but I'm not sure I want to commit to watching all of them. Sounds like the Miike one is a stand out, but I'm curious about the others as well.

darin (darin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Audition >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hostel. Hostel is just crappy except for the gore. That guy's not a good filmmaker.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not saying anything about the quality of Audition, I'm just saying that, knowing Dan, the things he imagines being unpleasant about Hostel will be available aplenty in Audition.

How about we just agree that Slither was a ton of fun, and one of the few recent films to get the humor/horror balance right?

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

Slither is totally a spot-on homage to 80s humorous horror, and that is why I love it. But of course, it was a Troma dude, so what do you expect? I get practically giddy every time I think of the "omg wtf did we pay this guy to make???" look on universal exec's faces when it was screened.

I ranted about Hostel in the noize sandbox movie thread...BORING. REALLY BORING. also, added bonus of incredibly offensive to my womanness. apparently miike has a cameo in it though?

Has anyone seen any of the Masters of Horror series? Netflix has the whole series available, but I'm not sure I want to commit to watching all of them. Sounds like the Miike one is a stand out, but I'm curious about the others as well.

-- darin (darin...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007 5:32 PM. (darin) (later) (link)

I haven't seen any of them, but there a lot of really good genre directors did episodes (John Carpenter, John Landis, Tobe Hooper if you forget everything other than Texas Chainsaw Massacre kind of blows, etc.). I think it'd definitely be worth netflixing.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

lol I rite gud.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

the tobe hooper one is dire. actually all the ones i've seen have been pretty shitty.

‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

shitty entertaining or just shitty?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

shitty shitty. the hooper one was some sci-fi apocalypse thing which didn't even qualify as horror except robert englund was in it (i think i hate that guy). there was a larry cohen one with fairuza balk and michael moriarty which was almost as bad. and a few others i forget now. i guess the joe dante one was supposed to be good, but i never saw it.

‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

The Descent was the most overrated piece of shit I've seen lately.

The most terrifying part was the cave in at the start, but once the monsters came it was an absolute snooze-fest. Poorly explained husband-cheating-with-best-friend sub plot as well. Was the hopeless standard ending really too intense for U.S. audiences? It was just the 'all-a-dream' ending but in reverse.

Oh, and did anyone else think the monsters pretty much looked like CHUDs? Poor make-up application in parts as well.

S- (sgh), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I've only watched three of them, but they had the best reputations, so I'm pretty confident in calling Masters of Horror the biggest cold shower in recent memory.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

5) Day of the Dead (I am the only living person who prefers it to Dawn)

Day is definately underrated. Dawn is still better. Land was surpringly decent, I thought.

chap (chap), Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

All four are great, afaic.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

I really liked Land, and continue to like it more on repeat viewings.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday to me is a surprisingly effective horror movie

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

didn't like Land, i think it was that dumb tank that did it.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 11 January 2007 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hostel is plain nasty, and not in any horror movie way. Eli Roth half-heartedly claims to see the frat boys get their cummuppence but then turns the main one into the person we're supposed to be cheering for and saves the biggest audience laugh for when the girl gets hit by the car - for being a dirty Euro-skank bitch and not treating the frat boy nice.
And all this 'torture-porn' stuff isn't very interesting. Why is it so popluar (Saw III for eg)?

The Descent was about my favourite film of 2005, it just completely worked.

DavidM* (unreal), Thursday, 11 January 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

"Wolf Creek" was really, really sadistic and fucked up. If felt much more calculated and cruel in its use of violence/rape/torture than "Hostel", and I'm not sure why as they both are going for the "nasty piece of work" prize, but I think "Wolf Creek"'s pacing just works way way better in terms of creating dread and fear.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 11 January 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

I thought "Saw" was one of the dumbest movies I'd seen in a while.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

i saw some of 'wolf creek'. horrible!

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

Main problem with "Saw" = wesley can't act.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

Just keep cashing the checks you get from every college freshman enduring the "Princess Bride" a thousand times and leave us alone, duder.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

I liked "A Tale of Two Sisters".

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Two thirds of the way through A Tale of Two Sisters I thought it was the greatest movie ever... cheesy ending spoiled it for me, tho.

Still worth watching, as it contains a number of jaw-dropping scenes and the general tone is like David Lynch directing The Grugdge scripted by The Brothers Grimm.

I included the bedroom scene in a presentation I did on Korean film, so I had to watch the clip like 50 times - it never got any less scary.

If you're curious at all about Masters Of Horror - WATCH IMPRINT - and proceed with caution after that...

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not saying anything about the quality of Audition, I'm just saying that, knowing Dan, the things he imagines being unpleasant about Hostel will be available aplenty in Audition.

Dan doesn't seem to like serial killers randomly cutting people up. Audition does get gory and sadistic, but there's a whole lot more character development going on, and it's definitely not a slasher film, more of a psychological thriller.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

In all fairness, John has known me for 21 years and had to sit through many a teenage experience of me being a big fucking baby while everyone else was trying to enjoy a horror movie.

(holy shit, 21 years)

Um anyway, I deal with these movies a lot better now but I still don't enjoy most of them. I do dig stuff like "The Ring" and "The Grudge", though.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

THEY LIVE

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ more sci-fi innit?

If you are talking about Rowdy Roddy Piper v. the aliens what vote republican that is.

The bedroom scene in A Tale of Two Sisters is so scary. ;_; Asian horror ghosts scare me WAY more than anything else ever. I am basically terrified of Sadako and refuse to watch either version of the Ring.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

you should see THE BOOTH, jessie. it's creepy and takes places in a haunted DJ booth. and it's tight, 73 min long or something.

‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

That bedroom scene in A Tale of Two Sisters out-Sadakos Sadako, fer shure.

Jessie, will this make you run screaming out of the room?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/Ringu_sadako.jpg

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

no, mostly her fucking EYE in the original version. or any time she moves. so yes: effective way to ban me from threads before implementation of killfile.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

mehhh that picture actually is kind of creeping me out now. :((

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

But you can't stop looking at it!

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Wolf Creek was like Hostel only it replaced the National Lampoon's Amsterdam Vacation with Slow Arty Indie Film With Stunning Cinematography/low-brow comedy with beautiful landscapes. FWIW I loved both of them.

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

Also, Wolf Creek had sympathetic characters where Hostel didn't really.

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Eye girl was totally sympathetic!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh, I heard about eye girl. Ugh.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Don't make me post a picture of eye girl.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

What do you mean, eye girl?

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

I SAID DON'T MAKE ME POST A PICTURE OF EYE GIRL

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I forgot about eye-girl. Also I kind of liked the fucking-in-front-of-everybody couple, but they weren't exactly "characters".

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

uh, didn't every woman in the movie participate in fucking in front of everybody?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

Look at all this awesome stuff coming out on DVD before Halloween this year.

http://www.dvddrive-in.com/features/mgmfox07halloweendvds.htm

Well, mostly just Witchfinder General and (holy shit!) a double feature disc of the two Amicus EC horror anthologies!!!

Eric H., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

Can we possibly talk about how ridiculously shitty the "twist" in High Tension was? Everything up to that point was pretty OK, & the soundtrack was fantastic (esp. during the forest chase) (I'm not counting Muse, FWIW), but when the big reveal comes, it is SUCH a letdown.

David R., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

no one said carrie??

Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: good to see MGM finally putting out 'Mephisto Waltz' - saw it late night on local TV years ago, found it quite atmospheric, and always wanted to give it a second look. I don't think it's a lost classic by any means, but an interesting oddity.

Soukesian, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

The only film to ever really scare me was Funhouse. And it really, really scared me when I was about 14.

nate woolls, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)

Only film to ever really scare me was Jacob's Ladder, like a year and a half ago.

Stevie D, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 08:15 (eighteen years ago)

And Total Recall when I was 4; but when I tried rewatching the part that horrified me, I felt absolutely nothing.

Stevie D, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 08:16 (eighteen years ago)

We saw "Scream" for the first time in its entirety last night; that movie is constructed really well with all of its metanonsense ("Jamie, look behind you!", Freddy Kruger janitor, "Sid, this is all a movie and you can't pick your genre", etc) and the final run of killings are great (poor Rose McGowan).

HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)

Scream is great. The way the first scene unspools is one of the all-time great moments in any horror movie.

"DEAD MAN'S SHOES"!!!!! ultra-gritty realism, absolutely harrowing, and fantastic acting.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

I love the fact that the biggest-named actress in the movie dies right at the beginning!

HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Yes

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

also the Jif-E-Pop on the stove

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

The Haunting is the best ghost movie in existence. Book by Shirley Jackson is great too, although she's been lost to the mists of time and some of her stuff isn't even published anymore.

humansuit, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

The Wicker Man - the original, of course - and Audition.

Simon H., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

Night of the Demon
I Walked with a Zombie
Bride of Frankenstein

!

Andrzej B., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Hard like armour, Thursday, 19 July 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

SLITHER was great & k-funny but also creepy. However, in the creepy department, SHIVERS took the cake for me. Way scarier than a zombie movie, but with the same tension of 'OMG this will take over the world & no one will escape.

I wish SLITHER got mentioned more. It really hasn't gotten its due.

Abbott, Thursday, 19 July 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

slither was a bit disappointing. it was funny and full of rubbery-splattery goodness, but it just didn't stay on my mind too long after i watched it. i did admire the effort to emulate that kind of horror-comedy they don't make enough of anynore.

latebloomer, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

The Haunting is the best ghost movie in existence. Book by Shirley Jackson is great too, although she's been lost to the mists of time and some of her stuff isn't even published anymore.

-- humansuit, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 1:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

really? you can find the haunting and some of her other novels and short story collections in almost any major bookstore chain, last time i checked. "the lottery" is available online a lot of places for free as well.

latebloomer, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

i do totally agree that the original Haunting movie is great.

latebloomer, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

Thirded. I caught it on telly when I was a wee kid so it just might have made more impression back then. That horrific banging noise!

Dr Phibes Rises Again! Was there anything more impressive that killing someone by sand-blast ?

Ste, Thursday, 19 July 2007 08:25 (eighteen years ago)

I love the fact that the biggest-named actress in the movie dies right at the beginning!

Christ, Dan, why not tell us WHO THE FUCK DID IT AS WELL. :-)

nathalie, Thursday, 19 July 2007 08:46 (eighteen years ago)

It was the guy in the mask.

HI DERE, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

TIS THE SEASON!

KitCat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

We just kicked it off this week with Night of the Living Dead (own that one) and a double feature of Friday 13th (decent) and F13th part II (disappointing). I've compiled a list based on this thread and good ol' IMDB of potential rentals:
* The Innocents
* The Changeling (might have already seen this one?)
* Dead Zone
* Race with the Devil
* The Frighteners
* Phantasm
* Shivers
* American Werewolf in London (have definitely seen this)
* Jacob's Ladder (this too)

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

KitCat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

So, we watched The Innocents last night, and it was pretty scary for a non-gory B/W film from 1960.

KitCat, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

gore isn't usually scary, just "shocking."

The Witchfinder General (w/ V Price) just came out on DVD, and it's quite scary though it is somewhat gory yet NOT a true horror film!

Dr Morbius, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

The Vault of Horror DVD has some goofy moments of censorship, but it's almost more fun for them. Tales from the Crypt still my favorite anthology horror.

Eric H., Friday, 21 September 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

After all these years, I cannot get Julian Beck's final performance in Poltergeist II (unfortunately an otherwise crappy movie) out of my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Hz-nZjulQ

Haunting in the truest sense of the word.

Joe, Sunday, 10 February 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

Sleepaway Camp
Silent NIght, Deadly NIght (come on, KILLER SANTA!)

not the best ones e ver, but please don't go into obscurity.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 10 August 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Silent NIght, Deadly NIght

Is that the one with GARBAGE DAY?

chap, Sunday, 10 August 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

nope, that was the sequel.

I hear they're remaking this as well. seriously, how the hell can Hollywood expect to improve on movies that were charming for their camp (intentional and unintentional)?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 10 August 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

Troll 2

-- latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:20 (1 year ago) Link

latebloomer, Sunday, 10 August 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

Just watched Nightmares this weekend. Completely silly and completely awesome. The graphics in the Emilio Estevez story are great unheralded stoner segment and Lance Henriksen vs. a truck is way better than Maximum Overdrive.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 11 August 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

*ahem*

The graphics in the Emilio Estevez story make it a great unheralded stoner segment

(have not been stoned in years...honest)

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 11 August 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

polite lol @ Picket Fences sonning Gilmore Girls in Saw IV (and V, I'm guessing)

David R., Monday, 11 August 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

Surprised no one's brought up Kyoshi Kurosawa's Cure.
Not really gore heavy but it's the scariest movie i've ever seen. Not scary in the sense of springloaded cats, but in the way that you start to worry that the movie is brainwashing you into murdering.

Fetchboy, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Just ordered Raw Meat (Death Line) and Dead & Buried. I'm stoked. Another Halloween season is upon us.

A couple of weeks ago we bought Phantasm, but I fell asleep 10 minutes in. I kept waking up and not understanding what the hell I was seeing, but even more so than when I usually do that. All I remember is YELLOW BLOOD! I want to try to revisit it, but the Missus (who stayed up through the whole thing) hasn't been interested. Maybe I'll try to put it on again tonight.

Good stand-up, Americans (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 1 October 2009 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

I kept waking up and not understanding what the hell I was seeing

This sensation will not change even if you manage to see it from start to finish--it's one of Phantasm's great attributes.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 1 October 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

Love Halloween season.

boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

It's the best! I mean, it's always fun to watch Dawn of the Dead, or Evil Dead 2, or Halloween, but there's something so satisfying about watching them on or around Halloween.

A coworker of mine watches a horror movie every night starting October 1st, leading up to Halloween.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

Your coworker is my new hero.

Brad C., Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

I kept waking up and not understanding what the hell I was seeing

This sensation will not change even if you manage to see it from start to finish--it's one of Phantasm's great attributes.

OTM.

Also, make sure you watch all the sequels.

Broman Polanski (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

I wish I could do that this year. But i have too many '00s films to catch up on before year's end.

boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

Has anyone seen this? I'm hearing good things and it comes out on Netflix this week.

http://mimg.ugo.com/200709/2784/trick_r_treat_poster.jpg

Darin, Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

xp! It's out on October 6, and as you can see, it is ON MY LIST.

My picks so far this year are:

The Thaw
Trick 'R Treat
End of the Line
Night of the Lepus*
From Beyond**

I usually go straight cheese, but there seems to have been some decent new releases, so I am trying to be somewhat current.

*In honor of the conversation on the Least Favorite Movie thread.
**It's playing at this year's Music Box Massacre, but I'm not going so I'm renting it.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

xpost - Yeah, that has a mysteriously high 8.1 imdb rating but I'm a little dubious.

I'm intrigued by this, if only for the vintage poster art (that ubiquitous slick monochrome chiaroscuro gets tiresome):
http://www.moviesonline.ca/AdvHTML_Upload/house-devil-posgter.jpg

xcixxorx, Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

wow! yeah, that is a great poster.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

oh hold on, I know this one. It played at Tribeca; directed by the dude who did Cabin Fever 2, right? Haven't heard a ton about it, but heard he's going for a real late 70's/early 80's feel. hope it's good.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

IIRC, Bloody Disgusting gave it a good review.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 1 October 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Creepshow, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Hal Holbrook, Stephen King, Ted Danson... ahh...

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Saturday, 16 October 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

That's one of those movies you can find in a DVD bin for $4 or so. Glad I got it

popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 16 October 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

six years pass...

Finally got around to seeing It Follows, and I was floored by how beautiful and original and poetic it was. I've never seen a movie pull off the "indeterminate time period" thing so well, either. Almost everything about it was masterful.

Evan R, Monday, 2 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

whoa this looks good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6wWKNij_1M

Evan R, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 16:54 (seven years ago)

http://www.spookyisles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/The-Abominable-Dr-Phibes.jpg

The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/Abominablephibes1.jpg

i saw this recently, it was incredible. it has that pop art Batman 60's TV show look to it like the other kinetic-stylistic comedy-horror films of the era. the murders are pretty ghastly and the romantic-goth vibes are very nice.

also: did Arcade Fire rip off Dr. Phibes's band the Clockwork Wizards?

https://hardtickettohomevideo.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/phibes-clockwork-wizards.jpg

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)

Phibes is great and the sequel is no slouch either.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 18:05 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Finally got around to seeing It Follows, and I was floored by how beautiful and original and poetic it was. I've never seen a movie pull off the "indeterminate time period" thing so well, either. Almost everything about it was masterful.

― Evan R, Monday, January 2, 2017 10:59 AM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^same. Great flick.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:19 (seven years ago)


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