Do you wear glasses?

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Well, do you? All the time, or 'just for reading'? Are you short-sighted or long-sighted? When did you start wearing glasses? Ever tried contact lenses? Or prescription sunglasses?

And if you who don't wear 'em, do you ever make passes at those who wear glasses? Your thoughts please...

Andrew L, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do, all the time, I'm near-sighted and near blind without them. I started NEEDING them when I was 10, didn't start wearing until I was 16, and that was only occasionally. I wore them full time 18 and on. I hate contact lenses but I'm going to get them again. I hated my prescription sunglasses because my eyes worsen too quickly for them to be useful (not to mention my style changes) - I'd rather get contacts every year on insurance and buy loads of cheap sunglasses.

Ally, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm short-sighted but try to avoid wearing glasses or contacts as they make your eyes a lot worse. So I kind of saunter round in a slightly myopic blur. I haven't driven for a few years so it's not too much of a problem.

I'm sure my eyes were fucked up from taking acid. Anyone else had that?

Johnathan, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All the time. Didn't realize I actually needed them until I got around to getting my driver's liscense at age 23. (Slow, I am.) Not being able to see more than a carlength in front of me didn't make me the best pupil in the world. Got glasses, and I could SEE STUFF! It was so cool.

Still using the same pair of glasses. I desperately need a new pair, but have been too unmotivated to get them. (I think breaking my current pair might expedite the process, though.)

Nearsighted as a mo-fo. I blame in on comic books & all those horror novels with horrbly condensced text. And reading with improper lighting. And excessive Nintendo / TV / PC use. Maybe on scrambled porn, too. I can see big objects fine enough, but the details are crap. For instance, I'm typing this message sitting about 4 feet away from the screen (a 19" screen - 1152 * 864), and there's a slight corona around the letters on the screen.

The idea of sticking something in my eye scares me. Though, with soft contacts & disposable contacts so prevalent, maybe I'll give them a shot. But I seriously need a new pair of glasses.

David Raposa, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wear glasses. I have since I was about 10. Completely short-sighted, and astigmatic as well, which means that I deformed, not quite spherical eyeballs. Much like the globe, so I think that's kinda cool. I have never worn contact lenses, the idea of having something floating on my eyeball freaks me out. Prescription sunglasses are cool, but I lose them too frequently to make them viable. The best thing in the world are glasses that change colour in the sun, but I always manage to break them. I've got two pairs- one little roundish wire-rimmed intellectual, and one pair of chunky plastic indie kid glasses, except in orange plastic, cause the black ones look stoopid with my (lack of) eyebrows.

Glasses are great, I really think that they give you a different perspective on the world, and give you a different perspective on yourself, and your own vulnerability. I'm not sure I entirely trust people who don't wear glasses.

And no, they've never hindered my ability to get laid. Though when I wanted to get laid, I'd always take them off- not to make myself more attractive, but to make potential dates look less *unattractive*. Hah!

masonic boom, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Johnathan - had same attitude for years (as sour grapes rationale for inability to keep a pair for more than two months). I had heard the same thing, that glasses are like chapstick and really just hobble your eyes. I asked my friend Mike, #1 medical student at NYU this year, about it.

me: "so what do you think?"

mike: "are you supposed to wear glasses?"

"uh, well, yeah."

"wear glasses."

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, but wearing glasses is like constantly staring at something one inch from your eyeball (ie. the lense). That can't be good for your eyes, can it?

Johnathan, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No glasses. My dad needs them all the time, my mom for reading, and my sister for reading but she never wears them. I read constantly and not always in the best light so maybe I'll need them someday.

And I can't say I make passes at girls who wear glasses, but only for lack of trying. I would certainly like to make passes at some girls who wear glasses. In fact my first girlfriend wore glasses, and at some point in our relationship she started wearing them less, which was kind of a disappointment.

Josh, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, but wearing glasses is like constantly staring at something one inch from your eyeball (ie. the lense).

You've never worn glasses, have you? The eye doesn't focus on the lense, silly, the eye still focuses on the object, like a person without glasses would. Honestly, after you've worn glasses for a few minutes, you don't even notice you have them on. I've been known to fall asleep with my glasses on, I notice them so little. They only time I look at them is when they're *not* on my nose.

masonic boom, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have worn glasses many times, but I am silly aswell.

Are you sure though, Kate? Isn't the eyeball actually focussing on the lense? I don't mean you're consciously staring at the lense, but isn't the eye really seeing the lense rather than the outside world?

Johnathan, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Came home from the Aristocats aged 9- 10: mum said, "Was it good?" Small mark: "Yes, it was very good, but it was kind of all blurry..."

Glasses = totally a result, since I had announced aged five that my ambition was to have glasses and braces for my teeth. I achieved my ambition in full aged 11, when I had to have a corrective plate for my teeth, and life – frankly — has been stagnant when not downhill ever since.

Not-so-small mark finds glasses sexy — and major tooth hardware tho you rarely see it on adults (Jaws in the Bond movie, not my tye physically, but the teeth = two thumbs up). Also leg irons rowr.

mark s, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Johnathan, do you have a theory on windows? I would certainly like to hear it...

mark s, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*Puts physics hat on*

All you are doing by looking at something is pointing your eyes in the direction of the thing and adjusting your eye's own internal lens so that the light passing through it is bent in just the right way for an image to be formed on your retina. This process of forming an image is normally known as focussing. Short sighted people can't quite stretch their lenses enough to be able to focus on distant objects because their eyes aren't quite spherical. Now, all the lens in your specs is doing is bending the light a bit to make up for your retina not being in quite the right place. If you were looking at/focussing on the lens itself, anything significantly behind it would appear blurred, and so would make the problem worse. You can see this yourself by making a mark on the glasses and focussing on that rather than the background image.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I should but I am often too vain to put them on. Also, I like my world a little fuzzy and smudged.

bnw, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've worn glasses for almost exactly 10 years. I've never *disliked* them, put it that way.

Robin Carmody, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark, I'm currently at work on my theory on windows. Be back with you in a sec...

Johnathan, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A theory explaining the inability of mark sto pass muster as a sex god. mark s goes to saf the barber. When it is his turn, he takes his glasses off and stows abt person, or places somewhere on saf's worktop. saf cuts hair. when finished, saf holds u mirror behind mark s's head, and asks, "is that how you want it?"

mark s is bored of sitting still for 15 mins w/o tv, book or bulletin board, and cannot be bothered to scrabble around for glasses — and is anyway kind of embarrassed, for some perplexing reason, as if suddenly his manhood might be called into question if he used glasses for this studliest of tasks. He gazes hopelessly at his reflection: all he can make out is that saf has not by mistake shaved him bald. "great," he says, with immense feigned satisfaction...

mark s, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i wear glasses, yes. no, strike that, i OWN glasses, and wear them when i drive or when i watch t.v. i didn't care about my glasses because they're expensive, they're held together by safety pins.

well, not really. it's paperclips. but now i have vision coverage, or will shortly. so i may get a nice pair. maybe.

i wear them around the office when i want to look impressive, as i explained to a co-worker today. when i want to appear like i know what i'm talking about (when i don't!), like when i was talking to this co-worker about invoices. i came back like ten minutes later because i had another question and she asked where my glasses were, and i told her about the whole "impressive" thing, which she understood. i went on to say that, when i'm feeling eccentric, which is far too often nowadays, i tell people that that guy was my twin, you can tell us apart because he wears glasses and i don't. the new co-workers really seem to be taking to me.

and i like girls with glasses. i have since 4th grade with jodi and courtney. i don't SEARCH out girls with glasses, i don't discriminate against girls WITHOUT them, but when i discover that a girl DOES wear glasses, her stature is only increased in my estimation.

oh, and about glasses harming your eyes, it's true. IF IF IF you wear them WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TO. like if i were sitting in front of the computer wearing them, that'd be bad because i'm short-sighted. you SHOULD wear them, though, when you're 'sposed ta.

fred solinger, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they make your eyes a lot worse.

who'd you get that off, George Bernard Shaw? (IIRC it was him who had all those loony theories about you could "train" yr myopic eyes to start seeing right again, persisted with lecturing on these theories long after all evidence had come in that he was TALKING OUT HIS TROUSERS-SEAT & had in fact gone damn near blind himself). But if that actually has got some basis in normal-people science, tell me about it. The "psychedelics do yr eyesight in" theory is definitely mere superstition tho', i know many trip-enthusiasts who can see even better than they ever could "before".
Me tho, I got lousy eyesight - same deal as a couple other people here said, until I was 14 I thought it was normal not to be able to see the blackboard from my favoured pos. @ the back of the classroom. Boy it was *so great* when I found out the world didn't really look like that.

d. zarakov, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I dont wear and dont need to wear glasses. MWAHAHHAHAHAH! you myopic bastards!

Michael, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm nearsighted, but I only ever wear my glasses at the movies, at work meetings and on the street when looking for an address. It's not that I don't like the way I look in them, but more that I prefer seeing myself all blurry in the mirror. I definitely have a thing for girls with glasses - used to pester my ex to stop wearing her contact lenses.

Patrick, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're probably right about Bernard Shaw - if I remember correctly he visited the Ukraine in 1933 and didn't notice any famine. I see why he was a writer and not an optician.

DG, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Father wears glasses - I see all. I see y'all. Glasses are sexy in that they make her eyes look bigger, which is always nice... also, it's just one more thing to take off... or leave on. WHEEE!!!

JM, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, have since I was 5. I've never managed to find frames I'm completely happy with.

Girls with glasses are fantastic because you can do the take-them-off my-god-miss-jones-you're-beautiful routine. Also there is something sweet about the clumsy clack of frame against frame.

The last time I went to the hairdressers I was given a book to look at called THE MAN BOOK. They really are proving grounds. I desperately searched through for anyone with specs but to no avail, increasing impatience of hairdresser, I eventually just randomly said oh that one, pointed at a group of about four and resigned myself to a random cut.

Tom, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yep - since the age of 7, though not nearly as much as I should...I'm short-sghted and have stigmata - that bleeding from the eys shit they never tell you about in sunday school - and all of my family, except my brother (i think, no, maybe he does - i dunno, he's a fundie christian) - tho I was the first. It's kinda funny - when my eyes hurt I wear my glasses when I go out, and it's a strange world out there - sometimes I prefer the haze.

Geoff, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have better than 20/20 vision. And when I was young I wanted glasses so badly. It was so disappointing. But I really have alien vision. I can see every little leaf on a tree very far away. People are scared.

Melissa W, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Glasses Rule. My sister is eternally miffed that she is the only person in my family that doesn't need glasses. I remeber getting my glasses when I was even and for the first time ever beating my best mate at snooker, not once but several times, magic glasses

i infrequently spend a lot of money on glasses. Every 2 and ahalf to tthree years. I buy a really good set of frames and lenses, of course this means I've only bought two sets since I started buying glasses for myself. i also bought a pair of prescription sun glasses about 4 years ago which are cool but now so batterer that they tend to fall off a bit too easily. But its so important to get the right frames cos more than any other fashion item, you always have them one they're as much a part of you as an earlobe or a nose or somehting.

Faces are impoverished without glasses, you two eyed gits.

Contact lenses, what's the point there then?

Ed Lynch-Bell, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am so blind that i cannot wear contacts.
been myopic since i was 6 or 7

anthnony, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Coincidentally, you have caught me on a rare, glasses-wearing day. I hate myself in (these) glasses, but I fell asleep in my contact lenses last night, so I'm being a speccy git for a while. No, I rarely makes passes at girls that wear glasses. But then, I don't make a whole lot of passes anyway. Sometimes, they look cool, but it's a exception to the rule.

Why is almost everyone I know short-sighted, though? Is there some correlation between being great and being myopic? And why is it so common anyway? Why has natural selection fucked up so badly? Did we not *need* to spot approaching sabre-toothed tigers back in the day?

Nick, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Reading = very bad for yr eyes

The book-fed shall defeat the (worse) tigers of culture...

mark s, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't wear glasses. both parents do, but my eyesight seems to be near perfect.

me making a pass at a girl is more likely to be related to if she was attractive, regardless of glasses, girls can certainly look nice in glasses no?

gareth, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wear glasses, but contact lenses mostly. My far-sightedness is terrible. I often think that if I was living in a time before glasses, I would have stumbled into a bear trap or gotten shot with an arrow or something. Or I would have had to stay inside the whole day. And I wouldn't even have message boards to keep me occupied!

Mitch Lastnamwithheld, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, glasses are cool...I would never contemplate wearing contact lenses, just the thought of poking myself in the eye makes me feel queasy. Haven't had my eyes tested in 4 years, so I think I will get them checked soon, I need perscription sunglasses. I'm short sighted have been since I was ten, I think it's genetic!

james e l, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah I do, and it's all due to having a desk job where I literally forget to look at anything further than two feet away for like, three hours at a time. Oh, and the internet.

I am still not totally used to them so I only wear them at the movies etc. - would need them to drive too, but I rarely ever do since living in the downtown core. I like them though, they're cat-eye shaped in this steely light blue flexy frame that just rocks and I got the ultra light, non-glare, scratch resistant *everything* package for the lenses. My style theory on glasses is that they should either be as inobtrusive as possible OR totally obvious. None of this halfway crap. Anyway, photographic evidence is rare but I do have one bespectacled pic of me and my mommy hanging out in the pub - my ulterior motive being to state yet again, Gloria Estefan my ass. (insert winky face here)

Kim, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm a little myopic but I don't wear glasses - fuck that. I don't make passess at girls who wear glasses either - I don't wanna go out with some speccy four-eyes do I? - but! nearly every girl I've gone out with pretty soon produces a pair of specs from *somewhere*! And they envariably smoke. And drink pints. UGGGHH!

Sheesh, I can't win.

No, I'd rather go for that dodgy, laser corrective-surgery than wear bins.

DavidM, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Glasses since 3. Contact lens for many years, but can't wear them any more due to scar tissue forming under my left eyelid from said lens eventually causing irritation. D'oh. So just glasses. Whee.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have fantastically interesting eyes: and that's without invoking even better lie about eye operation as youth (I'll leave this to a thread about lies). I have a shortsighted eye (my right) and a longsighted eye (er - guess) and use each for their assigned strength. This means my stereoscopic visiuon is a bit fucked = being piss poor at catching balls. But having all purpose occular tool kit is eye sockets means no glasses and great vision up close and far far away.

Pete, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Glasses since 10 , lenses since 15. The trouble with lenses is on the rare occasions I fall asleep with them in I wake up the next morning terrified cos I can see everything properly. Half of me thinks a miracle has occurred in the night and the other half of me wonders how 20/20 vision people cope with such clarity first thing in the morning.

I hate the idea of pulling a perfectly sighted person. It seems unfair that when we wake up they get to look blurry so probably better than they should whereas they can see me with crystal vision.....

Emma, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not only do I have 20/15 vision, but I was one of those kids you used to read for hours at a time with a flashlight under the covers or (and this was the REALLY annoying thing) by the headlights of cars behind us on the highway. I also desperately wanted glasses as a child, because all of the fiction you read or watch always show the smartest kid as the one wearing glasses, and since I knew deep within my heart that I was the SMARTEST CHILD ON THE PLANET, I wanted the obvious external signifier. Since I couldn't have the glasses, I merely contented myself with reminding everyone of how brilliant I was at every opportunity.

There are times that I wish I could go back in time and slap my younger self...

Dan Perry, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can do it for you, Dan, if you like -- and if you give me the time machine. Then again, I'd assume you'd logically run away if a weird looking sort like myself materialized next to your 10-year-old person and said that I had come from the future to annoy you.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's much more likely that I would kick you in the nuts and steal your time machine. (I was the SMARTEST CHILD ON THE PLANET, after all.)

Dan Perry, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...
I've worn them since I was about 8. When I was 16, I got contact lenses, and wore then until my optometrist told me I was not getting enough oxygen to my eyes (when I was 26). So I had to go back to glasses.

I have gradually gotten used to them, but I have to confess that since I've gotten my glasses my dating life has been the pits. I've only went out with one guy, and that didn't last very long. I'm now 29. I'm not sure why some of these guys are saying that girls with glasses are sexy.... to me, that is absurd, because frankly, I've yet to see that in my case. I was dating a LOT when I wore contact lenses. Now that I can't wear them anymore, my dating life is lousy.

And to the wanker who said that he would never date some "four-eyed speccy" (I believe that was Nick).... did it ever dawn on you that some women can't help the fact that they wear them? It's certainly not MY decision to wear glasses, and to hear a man be so cruel about it really bothers me. Suppose you suddenly went bald, or lost a limb. How would you feel if you asked a woman on a date and she told you she would never date some "bald, stumpy guy"? It's something to think about.

Tracy C., Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was David, not Nick: Nick said HE HIMSELF was speccy git or some such.

Sorry if it makes you cross, yes, glasses are sexy. Spectacles? Not so much.

mark s, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, just to reiterate that it wasn't me. Do people think of me as some kind of tardenesque tyrant? I *did* say that I rarely make passes at girls that wear glasses, but we can't be held accountable for our sexual preferences, can we? I mean it's beyond our control. That's a new thread, maybe. But there's too much sex at the moment.

NIck, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry about the confusion of identity... I'm new here. It's just that the tone of the statement struck me as rather harsh. Regardless of sexual preference, I have never believed it was necessary to resort to name-calling and such. Forgive me for being overly sensitive.

So what is it about glasses that some of you find attractive? To me, they're just a necessity. I see men with glasses and I don't really think of them as "sexy", I just think "He has bad eyesight", LOL.

Tracy C., Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They make girls look more serious, they frame the face, and there's a kind of intimacy thing in allowing somebody to see you/be with you without your glasses, i.e. when you're half-blind and more vulnerable. This works both ways tho.

Tom, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What I am quite keen on is girls who wear glasses *occasionally* (either because they usually wear contacts or because their eyesight isn't that bad that they can't get away with being vain most of the time)

Nick, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wear mine occaisonally, but then I get told I look like Gillian Anderson (???). So it's mainly contacts for me. I would like to have lasik done on them but I'm afraid of what happened on the Simpsons will happen to me.

Nicole, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I know it's no fun to wear glasses folks but it's much better to wear them,as suffer with headache right? I've been wearing them since I was twenty four. I can't see far away or close lol I need them for everything. :)

Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gillian Anderson wears glasses???

Why do I get the feeling that me and Nicole are weird dopplegangers?

Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two weeks pass...
> I know it's no fun to wear glasses folks but it's much better to > wear them,as suffer with headache right?

I dunno.... wearing them can be quite of a headache in and of themselves. Especially if you're a female. I'm sorry, but I have NEVER heard a man say he thought glasses were "sexy". All the comments I have heard in real life are of the "speccy git" variety. If you're a woman in glasses, you're a geek, an old maid, or ugly.... maybe even all three. Look at Hollywood. The ugly girl wears the glasses. Never mind the fact that she has gorgeous hair and a perfect body; if she wears glasses, she's ugly. That sort of attitude carries over into real life, unfortunately.

Tracy, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
I wear glasses! all the time! they aren't corrective lenses, they are errr portholes on a sex machine. or something like that.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm near-sighted. I wear them to watch tv & movies and to drive.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm short-sighted and need glasses or contact lenses all the time. I tend to wear glasses to work and around the house, but contacts when I'm going out socially. I think I look like a totally different person without my glasses - putting in my contacts is a bit like dressing up.

When I was wee, I thought the world was fuzzy. I also didn't know what I looked like without glasses because if I didn't wear them I couldn't see myself properly.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I am blind without corrective lenses; however I keep either losing or tearing my contacts so it's glasses for me. Or blindness when I want to be all sexy.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i am emo so yes

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear reading glasses (note: I am not an old man)

s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm supposed to, but don't. I've never found a pair that didn't bother me to where (or look good).

I have one good eye (used to be 20/20, it's getting worse, now it actually needs a -.5 prescription), and one bad eye (-3.5ish), so I've always just used my dominant eye.

Hopefully I'm getting that laser surgery for Christmas.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I have very good eyesight for my advanced years, though it is deteriorating badly since I hit 40. It is now down to 20/20, according to a recent test. Still, I've been the only one in my circle of friends not to need glasses at all for about a decade.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to wear them (up til age 9), but since i kept losing them on planes, Mum stopped buying them. (I have slight astigmatism. My eyesight isn't as bad as it was, then.)

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been told by guys on many occassions that my glasses are sexy. Obv. Tracy upthread doesn't know what she's talking about. Or doesn't look as good in her glasses as I do. Heh.


I'm hella pissed now though b/c my cateyes have lost a rhinestone!! The pair I had before this were vintage and none of those rhinestones ever fell out. This new set of frames is "new" and already falling apart. Bah.

That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

My eyes are shit. I have a -9.5 in each eye. And when I wear my glasses people laugh or don't recognize me or tell me I look like the asian girl from Rushmore.

Carey (Carey), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear glasses for long distance. My prescription is fairly constant, whch is nice.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

my prescription has been locked in the 5.0 - 5.75 range for several years. I hope it doesn't get any worse and I hope that I will still qualify for some form of surgery whenever the time comes that I can afford it. I love the future.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My 92 year old grandmother now doesn't need glasses for the first time in 80 years. It's a miracle!

(or not, as it just means her overly strong myopic eyes have got weaker with age. But hurrah anyway!)

Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

my mom is nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other! I have only mild nearsightedness. I wear big black glasses when I drive.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear expensive French shades in dark rooms and at night because I thinkit makes me look "cool" in a Matrix Reloaded kind of way. You know - how Trinity took off her motorbike helmet at night and had shades on underneath. And how no-one tells them they look like arseholes for wearing shades at night.

N. Ron, Monday, 23 June 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've said it before: I wore bifocals. In second grade. Do not ask for whom the willow weeps...it weeps for me. "Six eyes! Six eyes!"

Neudonym, Monday, 23 June 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i've needed new glasses for like two years now :(

i also knew the curse of elementary school bifocals

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't wear glasses or any kind of corrective lenses. I've been lucky to have good eyesight, knock on wood.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear glasses, always and forever. I'm not gonna wear contacts again unless, like, my STYLIST makes me do it.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

jess you're the only one to ever cop to that!

I got contacts starting in 9th grade and everything changed for me: sports better, girlz better, etc. but now it's like what's the point? I look like Rowan Atkinson without glasses anyway so screw it, I'm sticking with my little tiny Brecht-in-the-cafe-1924 glasses until they pry them off my still-smoking skull

Neudonym, Monday, 23 June 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

by the time i got contacts in 9th or 10th grade it was too late, as my reputation as spotty, giant, bifocal wearing jess was cemented

to make matters worse they were those giant metal-frame ones with coke-bottle lenses you only ever see inveterate computer programmers in dirty golf shirts and ill-fitting dockers wearing these days

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been told by guys on many occassions that my glasses are sexy.

This is an "almost always" type of thing. Unless the frames are awful, glasses are HOTT.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i kinda forced nancy to get glasses instead of contacts this weekend cuz they give the dog a bone

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, I do now. I had to get them after I accidentally drove to alabama cuz I couldn't read the highway signs without slowing down to like 40 (and fuck slowing down to like 40).

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

and I'd like to get contacts but can't cuz I'm antsy with the eyes on account of getting stabbed in my right eye in a fight in thrid grade (east point repruhzintt)

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, yr like the white georgian 50 cent

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"shady babies"

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

50 Blount is way OTM about glasses doubling as eye protection.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i have glasses, i mostly need them for watching movies with subtitles and reading the overheads in class, though my vision is getting worse and i begin to need them for reading street signs. my glasses are of the foxy tortoiseshell librarian variety. i would not consider contacts, they seem like such a hassle. i mean, at least when you drop your glasses you can find them!

di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no, I don't really mean as eye protection a la Kurt Rambis. I'm just saying that anytime something gets near my eyes, life if a girl tries to put mascara on me or something, I just start flopping around real antsy, it's like trying to feed a dog a pill or something.

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

blount in electroclash shocker

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had glasses since about 16, when my eyesight just suddenly "went" over about a 6 month period. My first pair looked extremely daggy but since that I've had reasonably cute glasses - thin framed ones. I like my current pair, they have burgundy metal frames that go with my hair and half my clothes.

I want a pair of really emo chunky black frames. I just need to save a bit of cash. Decent frames are so expensive!

Would love laser eye surgery but have heard too much negative stuff about it that I'm prepared to risk my eyesight for that much money.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

supposedly there's some kinda porn where it's just girls in glasses

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

...and nothing else.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I found girls in glasses pr0n on my PC, not long after a make flatmate moved out last year. It was just... cute goth chicks in glasses mostly. Noone was nekkid or doing dodgy stuff.

Still, it was odd finding it and knowing he'd been sitting at my desk on my PC in MY ROOM and... *shudder*.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Er make=male. I can't type this week for some reason.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe your keyboard is too sticky

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I also have 20/15 vision. I can also read in the light of a half-moon, and can see stars down to 8th-to-9th magnitude. I feel like a genetic freak.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jason Giambi's got that freakish good eyesight also.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i have glasses. i'm bored of my frames. i never seem to like my frames for very long. girls in glasses (esp chunky frames) = just about the best thing ever

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

er, that's chunky frames on the glasses. but either applies.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't. Should. Can't afford. Did. Left 'em in a rock pub in wigan which spelt of piss and desperate, desperate bands.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd much rather go through life with all the sharp edges taken off everythign than wear glasses. & I'm too paranoid about anything getting near my eyes to wear contacts, so.

(major hassle = "seeing" a movie at the theatre)

Ess Kay (esskay), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Like Ned, I've been a longtime eyeglasses wearer, except I started when I was four vs. starting at three. What started it all was complaining about straining to see things in the classroom when entering Pre-K class for the first time. Whoops, found out I'm almost blind and need glasses to see anything.

I'm sick of them. I feel like they make me look even uglier, I'm tired of the way they feel on my face, I want to wake up and look around at things and be able to see what the time is or similar. I wish to God I could have eye surgery, but my eyesight is so bad that they currently can't correct my eyesight via even the most current technological advances. As for contacts -- I thought they were a bad idea when it took me two hours just to put one of them on, and the taking off part took nearly forever as well.

*big massive sighs*

Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Glasses since I was 5 and has steadily Wear contacts mostly these days.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

That's right, you DO wear glasses from time to time! I had completely forgotten...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, they do suck at first, but by the end of the first week, you don't even notice them at all.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, they do suck at first, but by the end of the first week, you don't even notice them at all.

How do you deal with putting them on when you've got tiny little eyes? What are your tips, suggestions, ideas, etc.? Also, my eyes are v. easily irritated. I have to wear sunglasses when the sun is out or my eyes get teary and I'm rendered blind for several minutes.

Help here would be much appreciated.

Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

My eyes are pretty sensitive to light too. Go to a good doctor. Ask him to give you contacts that are designed for sensitive eyes. Take a few trial pairs from different brands--I just got some loaned to me that were definitely not as comfortable as my usual, so there are noticeable differences. Get soft contacts of course.
It's just something you have to get used to. When I first tried putting them in, I couldn't help flinching, closing my eyes. I was in the doctor's office for like 3 hours just trying to get one in. Now, I can hold open my eyelid and poke around in there like it ain't no thing. You just have to override your reflexes, which takes time.
As far as getting them out, I started out holding my eyes open with two hands, and then, with one finger of the lower hand, pushing on the contact so it would lose its grip on my eyeball. That was kind of a bitch. Now, I make like a "C" with my thumb and forefinger (one-handed method), push open my eyelids w/them, and gently move them towards each other, so that they pop the contact out from the top and bottom. Can do it in less than a second.
If you really hate glasses, just stick w/contacts for a couple of weeks.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, I will follow your suggestions 100%! Danke!

Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee - contacts also bring a lot more light into your eyes, so if you wear them a lot then getting sunglasses is urgent and key. Of course I have been meaning to do the same since I sat on my sunglasses and broke them like a year ago.

Like oops, I had a real bad time getting started with contacts because of course, you aren't used to sticking things in your eyes. In my case, my eyeballs are huge with respect to the size of my head, so my contacts are huge also. I literally have to wedge them into my eyes, but I'm used to it enough now that I can just pop them in and out with no reflex reaction.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I've worn glasses since I was 8, and tried contacts when I was 13 (hard lenses, supposed to keep my eyes from getting any worse) but never got used to them, so I went back to specs. I'd do the laser surgery thing if I knew it would be trouble-free, but I don't trust it yet.

nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh, before I opened this thread up I was like, "which loony started this one then"?

Two years ago! Ouch.

Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

my optician said my eye sight is going to stay the same for the next 20 years, yay for me, I guess.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i've worn glasses for 22 years. i've twice tried switching to contact lens for a change but given up on them within weeks as they're just too much hassle (all those potions and little bottles and all). when i put my glasses down i transform into velma from scooby doo and wander around patting surfaces trying to find them again. i have prescription sunglasses too, they rule, except that they keep sliding down my nose.

angela (angela), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

nowadays, there's only one bottle

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not wear glasses. When I first started working in publishing I was asked if I wore glasses or contacts. When I said no, I was told "You'll need them after you've been working here a few months!".

Six years on, this prediction has proved false.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I am shortsighted and currently have some small, black-plastic frames by Diesel (what a label-whore I am). They are either 'emo' or 'geeky' or 'knowingly ironic club cool' depending on... something.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never worn glasses. My left eye's a tad blurry, but aside from that I see perfectly. Like Melissa said upthread, can see every single leaf on a tree, don't need a magnifying glass to read itty-bitty writing, et al.

Since I spend like 50 trillion hours a month either reading or using a computer, this state of affairs is a total mystery to me. And I LIKE glasses too. Sigh.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll swap eyes with yer if yer like.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

check yr respective eye colours, or else you'll end up looking like David Bowie or my Auntie Daphne.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

like miloauckerman, i've got one 'good' eye and one 'bad' eye. i have glasses that i use for driving (we figured out that depth perception wasn't my strong suit when i kept crashing into things when my dad was teaching me to drive) and movies, but just muddle along without them most of the time.

i really like boys in glasses. i met a guy that was ok looking a few weeks ago. then he turned up last weekend wearing glasses and i thought he was really really cute. it's like magic.

colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

my eyes are useless, useless, oh god they're fucking useless. can't do a thing in the mornings until i've put glasses on, which after 15 years is starting to get kind of extremely annoying. glasses since 7, contacts since 17. i will get the laser surgery as soon as a) it's cheap enough and b) it's guaranteed not to cause scary long-term damage to my brane. (actually i might not wait for both of these conditions to be met.)

(btw switching to contacts aged 17 was one of the major turning points in my life! they make a huge difference in so many ways!)

pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I had perfect eyesight up until about 2-3 years ago. I need my glasses very occasionally though. If I go to the cinema or if I'm driving tired or in the dark, then I'll use them. I use them so rarely that I'm not even sure where they are! My boy wears glasses & I don't even see them to be honest, to the point where I get told to be careful of them in case I break them.

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My eyes suck. My right eye is like 100 times worse then my left eye but they are both bad. I mainly wear contacts because I look hotttter and because I can see better, but I wear my glasses at night or in the morning sometimes if I'm too lazy to put in contacts.

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I got glasses when I was 8. My teacher made a point of taking the newly-bespectacled me to the front of the class and giving a talk about how some people look different, but everyone should be accepting etc. I was mortified, but mercifully was not teased that much.

I wore contacts for a while, but glasses are easier for now.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Glasses since 6, switched to contacts at 14, and I'm still a contacts wearer at almost 37. My eyesight is just bad enough (something like -7.5 and -8.5) that surgery would not be able to restore my vision to 20/20, so I've always passed on it and accepted the minor hassles of having to not be able to see jackshit in the morning and the occasional eyelash/piece of grit stuck on the lens.

I did buy a backup pair of glasses a little while ago and ended up trying to wear these for a day while my lenses were irritating me. The near-vertigo loopiness of the lenses (and these were "specialized" lenses, too) had me grabbing walls and countertops while I negotiated around my apartment. Nuh uh. Contacts it is...

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

my glasses are calvin klein.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay. I wear glasses sometimes. It took me 22 years to bother getting them (i.e. since I was a pretty small child), which involved lots of trouble reading the blackboard for some years in school. But I still seem to only wear them when I want to look slightly more smart...

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Like oops, I had a real bad time getting started with contacts because of course, you aren't used to sticking things in your eyes.

One of the main reasons I shy away from getting any: just plain fear, even though there are ones specially for astigmatism, these days.

In my case, my eyeballs are huge with respect to the size of my head, so my contacts are huge also.

At least, I'm not alone in that, then: I've always been told I've a big head.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...
Yes, since today.

David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've worn glasses since...*thinking*...1993. Holy shit that's ten years huh? I'm nearsighted in both eyes and have a whopping astigmatism on my right eye. When people try on my glasses they get mad dizzy. I've had some hella cool frames over the years, but the ones I own now are like some disaster grandma/cartoon-wizard hybrid style. I seriously need some new ones.

I like wearing contacts, but I haven't got around to updating my prescrip in two years. I'm just a lazy bastard.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I resisted for a long time but the DMV changed their eye tests from the charts (easily memorized) to those computerized view finder thingys.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had contacts since I was about 14, and like teeny's mom, I'm nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

only when i'm in front of the computer or reading

http://art-ificial.com/glasses.jpg

JasonD (JasonD), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax!, i didn't know you wore glasses. are you normally wearing contacts?

JasonD (JasonD), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

so JasonD walks into a bar...

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hi JD: i wear them on the PC or driving or movies.

PS: i forgot your CDs today, i told your wife to leave me a scathing message for me at home.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I do.

Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Worn glasses since 3rd grade and have no plans of switching to contacts (jabbing things in eyes = no no). Might do laser surgery eventually, seems a lot less scary. Like a few people, one of my eyes is better than the other, though both are bad.

Vinnie (vprabhu), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i told your wife to leave me a scathing message for me at home

i heard she's gonna kill you with her hate

JasonD (JasonD), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

it's tru---

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Any of you longtime glasses wearers have that little indentation right along the sides of the bridge of your nose? Because I do. It's not really that noticeable, but if I press my fingers up against the sides, I can definitely feel it.

Also... contacts. Ok. Will *finally* try to follow that advice. Perhaps next month or so.

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

My old glasses used to give me those marks. My new ones are much lighter and happily leave me mark-free!

Vinnie (vprabhu), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I had to get glasses when I was 16. I only wore them to see the chalkboard in Chemistry class or to watch films in the cinema.

But with all the close-up work and reading I was doing, I needed to wear my glasses full-time by 18. I started not being able to recognize people without my glasses. After my first semester at university, I got soft contact lenses. They were great! I could see everything and was free of clunky frames.

Dee, I urge you to try contacts. Initially I, too, was scared of putting something directly on my eyeball, but I got used to it pretty easily -- less than a week. And the immediate benefits certainly outweighed the early trepidation.

Because I kept tearing my lenses, I switched to disposables in 1990. It was much cheaper and more sanitary than regular soft lenses.

Since coloured lenses are only slightly more expensive than clear disposables, I splurge and have fun with it. I like to do a David Bowie effect and wear one green/blue lense in one eye and a clear one in the other (natural colour is hazel).

Half the time I wear glasses to give my eyes a rest from contacts. It reduces the potential for irritation and infection. Plus, I do think that certain types of myopia can be reversed or prevented from worsening if I don't wear visual correction all the time. Does this make me as mad as George Bernard SHaw? My optometrist said I became myopic because of all the reading and computer work I did -- my eyes had to focus so much on things up close for 10-12 hours a day that they became unable to focus on things further away. Makes sense to me. So, he advised that I not wear visual correction when I'm in for a long stretch of reading or computer work as such habits will worsen my myopia. So glasses are better (easier to remove) when I'm holed up doing a lot of reading. When I am active or going out to a potentially violent gig, I'll wear contacts. Following my optometrist's advice seems to have worked because prior to following his advice, my visual acuity was worsening dramatically every year I was checked. But I have been able to keep the same prescription for nearly 10 years now.

I have superlightweight lenses, but I'm still conscious of the weight of the frames on my nose and ears. 8 ( I'm considering lasik surgery, but I'm scared of the potential complications.

Melinda Mess-injure, Wednesday, 10 September 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

As for the thinking that glasses on girls is unsexy, I once found there was a link to a piccy of me wearing glasses on some board dedicated to eyewear fetish! Hah hah! I was more chuffed than freaked out because after looking at the piccies of other women, I decided I was in very good-looking company.

But can't deny the dominant convention that glasses are unsexy (cf. Marilyn Monroe in How to Marry a Millionaire): A family friend told me that when my mother was at university, she was too vain to wear her glasses even though she really needed them. As she was supposedly the most beautiful girl at school, people thought she was being stuck up because she ignored them in passing. She wasn't ignoring them on purpose -- she simply couldn't see them. This is funny to me because I think my mother is hardly vain now. And she always wear glasses. She isn't interested at all in wearing contacts.

Melinda Mess-injure, Wednesday, 10 September 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

-3 & -3, fuck yeah. for the past twenty years. only lately the right eye's starting to get rather, erm, weird.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(Jason D- I've got everything back to ALGD except the Palais Schaumburg CDR which is MIA now but I will look harder tomorrow.)

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Being stuck with TWO pairs of crooked, breaking glasses that i'm told are impossible to fix, and no way to get new ones until thanksgiving, i am ready to swear off glasses forever in favor of contacts.

Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

contacts are the devil's work (actually I just think everyone looks better in glasses)

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I look better in contacts. But yeah, some people look better in glasses.

NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

not if they're bent! then they look asymmetrical.

Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

My glasses are eternally lopsided (so are my ears) its a good look to work.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I never had much luck with contacts, they never felt like they sat on my eyes right... I'd blink and they'd go out of focus by moving around on my eye. annoying.

And knowing contacts can cause serious eye infections has now put me right off them anyway.

Anyone ever considered lasik etc correction?

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You must've not had your eyes measured correctly and got ill-fitting contacts.
As far as I know, the only way you can get infections from contacts is if you're a moron and never clean them or otherwise handle them in an unsanitary manner.

My best friend and both his parnents had lasik surgery performed on them. Pretty happy with the results for the most part, but he says every once in a while there's a lil blurry spot, as if he is
wearing a dirty contact.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

My sister used to work in a laser eye surgery clinic. Don't do it. There is very little research into the long term effects of surgery. Your night vision will be fucked and its been mooted that people who have laser eye surgery should be banned from driving at night.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i wear special glasses to protect other people from my harmful radiation

forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

is it transparent?

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...
okay, i need a new pair of glasses.

your opinions on these?

http://store1.yimg.com/I/eyeglasses_1776_10086788

Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

every single nyc fap photo to thread!

bent fabric (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

what shape is your head

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

serious answer: if they look good on you, get 'em.

bent fabric (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sidenote: I forgot my glasses today and my eyes are killing me. Ow.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

my head is large, my cranium massive.

see also:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/eyeglasses_1776_32173717

or

http://store1.yimg.com/I/eyeglasses_1776_36982300

Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't go for anything with a thick black frame. Big round head = more oval/square lenses. Big tall head = more rounded lenses.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, but i hate thin metal frames.

http://userpic.livejournal.com/9770186/480800

this is me in my current ones.

Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

You should definitely get some squarer lenses.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm actually starting to think I need them. I've always had what Melissa describes as 'weird alien vision' upthread, able to pick out bus numbers, street signs etc from a much further distance than anyone else I've been with.

Recently this is happening less, but I've also started to get tiny across-the-forehead-beind-the-eyes headaches in frnt of computers.

I am scared to have an eye test because I am broke and cannot afford glasses.

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the ones with the little bits of wire at the bottom. Those are the truly indie glasses now the emo geeks have monopolised the thick all back ones.

The thing that I'm a big fan of is getting standard issue NYC FAP indie glasses, but in different colours. I'm wearing pretty blue turquoise ones that match my eyes at the moment!

the river fleet, Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

This is me in my glasses; http://www.stylusmagazine.com/staff/nick_southall.jpg

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't quite make it out there, but my quiff goes up like another two inches...

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

god I'm glad I don't have to bother with glasses cuz the only choices seem to be looking like a dork or looking like a hipster and I know I'd wind up looking like a hipster dork. (well, even more so)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Apart from the cost and my habit of loosing/ breaking things I wouldn't mind wearng glasses. I have no idea if they'd suit me though.

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

my glasses are my best feature

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd look good in glasses, oops!

I need new ones. Mine are thin burgundy frames, and the frames are oval, and I dont think quite suit my face (which is quite wide and almost squarish). I think I'd suit a wider, narrower pair, sad to say I think I'd suit obvious emo glasses.

I'm a bit cross with the trendiness of glasses lately, as I was saying on LJ the other day either kids these days wank too much, or a hella lot of people are wearing 0 prescriton frames for the look. Which makes me mad, cuz I got teased for my glasses in school, and I have no choice - I have to wear them, I'm as short sighted as Mr Magoo :(

Old pic of me but one that shows the glasses/face ratio nicely:

http://people.connect.net.au/~trace/me.jpg

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

get some librarian glasses trayce! i think you should rock a more mod type of look!!

the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean like ones with a cats eye type frame maybe?

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah yeah

the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Hehehe... put yer fetish away mister, you're drooling ;P

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I am.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah trayce is purty

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh you guys.... stop it!

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

oh alright then

the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

*cries*

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i am not a guy!

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

peeps rather than guys p'raps

the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I call everyone guys, s'all good ;P

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Trayce, my best friend would go ga-ga for you. Totally his type.
I think those frames look good on you, but if you've worn them for awhile you're probably itchin for something new. You could pull off the librarian/retro-y look nicely methinks.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been wearing glasses since I was eleven. I am near sighted and do not wear my glasses usually when I am reading a book or often times working on a computer, it is just easier.

I tried contacts once and they didn't work out. I was working in a restaurant at the time and the combination of the contacts and heat whacked my eyes. I looked like a Star Trek bad guy my eyes got so blood shot. I flushed them down the toliet and went back to the specs.

The inexplicable thing about my eyes is that they have lowered my perscription both of the last two times I went to get new glasses. Either someone screwed up my perscription making my glasses a couple of times back or quitting smoking dope has improved my eye sight. It is one or the other.


earlnash, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

My eye doctor claims that if you sit and stare at a computer all day your eyesight gets worse. Something with cramps in the eyeballs I think. He instructed me to "excercise the eyes" by looking at something very far away every now and then, so now I take eye stretching breaks when I look out the window at some trees.

This feels really silly. Has anyone else heard of this or was he pulling my leg?

Hanna (Hanna), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Hanna, that's absolutely true. It's called eye strain. Like any other muscle, the muscles that focus the eyes can decay with lack of use. You're supposed to take a break of at least five minutes every hour to adjust and exercise your eyes. The British call this "making a cup of tea".

the river fleet, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

That's better, that's tetley.

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

if i started wearing glasses even though i don't need them would you guys all be offended?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! You could wear mine when I'm not wearing them if you like?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Anything that increaseth the hottness of Stevem = PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR VIRTUE!!!

the river fleet, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

*gasps*

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, erm, MY virtue, I mean, erm... what the hell DO I mean?

::realises minefield of Freudian slips and Danbait and backs away slowly::

the river fleet, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm! ;-)

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

glasses increase hottness of pretty much everybody as far as i am concerned, i see you agree and that this is what you meant by your outburst ;)

virtue...haha...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys..!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

where is a serious girl who aims the opticians?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I am BUR-LIND without glasses. Cannae face the eye-jabbing/forgetting while drunk aspect of contacts. Am a bit worried that I will lose ALL my sight and with it my two fave activities (reading/movies).

What's all this glasses=hott shit? It's not they're unhott, but I don't think it's ever been a factor. Lurved a girl in contacts once.

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys dont make passes, at girls who wear glasses.

The preceding is one of the finalists in "least true statements ever"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ever tried taking your contacts out after lurrve? b..imposs

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i have glasses but they're only for driving or cinema or other far-away things (like football, i discovered).

i discovered i needed glasses when i was learning to drive and kept crashing into things. turns out i've got one bad eye and little depth perception.

unfortunately, the other eye seems to be getting worse as well, so i should probably get in the habit of wearing them more...

colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

and on the glasses=cute thing, i so fancy boys with cool glasses. very good look.

colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I only need my glasses for driving in the dark & the cinema. Oh & in the classroom for work on a white board, but I don't do that anymore. I only got them about 3 years ago, up until then I had perfect vision!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I should so get contacts for playing football in. I mighht be able to pass then.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Trayce is cute!

I have a pair of dark red emo glasses (so dark that they look black except in direct light), I love them.

My girlfriend wears my old pair of Christie Brinkley glasses to increase the cuteness factor sometimes, which I'm a fan of (they're tantalizing it says so on the inside of one of the earpieces).

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to get that surgery done but I don't want my eyes pried open Clockwork Orange stylee while LAZERS shoot at them, it sounds horrifying.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw thanks Jordan *gets all embarrassed*

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I wanted the lasik surgery once too, but I too am afeared of frickin' lasers in my eyeballs, and also Ive heard (see upthread if I recall) that it doesn't exactly have a great success rate. Maybe one day if the tecnology becomes such that it is pretty much guaranteed to work and never need re-doing, I'll think about it. But at several thousand an eye and a large chance yr eyes will go re-blind? No thanks.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

my dad got the surgery, and was SO HAPPY to show folks the videotape from it.

"...and here's where they flipped the lid of my cornea back!"

Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)


driving/show glasses. in brown-gun metal
http://www-assets.eyeglasses.com/visitor=9edd15d854c9e500/dyn/frame_small/1033143409.jpg

kephm, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

A friend of mine had her eyes lazered, she said the worst thing was you could SMELL the eye-scum being burnt away

This is the only successful thread I've ever started!

Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I went to school with a guy whose eyes were permanently fuxored by lasik.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It's precisely because of the chance something could go wrong, as gabbneb notes -- an old neighbor of my family had to give up his medical practice after a bad operation -- that prevents me from ever seriously considering it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
I wear glasses because my nearsigth. I need my glasses all the moments in teh day because im blind withouth them. I would like dont need to wear, but now is impossible for me to walk withouth. At 10 years old i have nottice i couldnt see well the blackboard, but i use to advance to the first roots. When i was 12 i were unable to see in the first so the glasses were unevitable. -3 and -3.25
A year later my nearsight become to increase, so i needed glasses for everything, at the age of 16 i had -6.00 and´-6.50 so i get contacts.
No way to stop my myopia increases, now at 27, im wearing only glasses with -10.00 and -10.50.

guada sanchez, Saturday, 13 March 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...
i love that feeling when you put new glasses on for the first time and step outside. i felt like i had just done a shot of helium today.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I need new glasses.

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too, adam.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

these are sweet, but i feel like my whole identity has changed.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Keep the old one for a handy alter-ego in emergencies.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I get a lot of compliments from people on my glasses. This had led me to believe that my glasses are stupid. One girl said my glasses reminded her of gummy worms.

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I wore the shittest, stupidest glasses in my early teens. WHY?

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't feel so emo anymore. i feel streamlined and futuristic.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

when in actuality i am lumpy and trapped in the 90s.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Big old person type glasses, my eyes took up about 10% of them.

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I need new lasik

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to think that either your vision was good, or it constantly deteriorated and you had to get stronger and stronger prescriptions. But then I had to get glasses in 1989, and I still have the same prescription 15 yrs. later.

Gummy worms?

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

All the time, or 'just for reading'?
All the time

Are you short-sighted or long-sighted?
nearsighted, I call it.

When did you start wearing glasses?
2 1/2 years ago

Ever tried contact lenses? Or prescription sunglasses?
Not yet

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i was surprised when the doctor told me my prescription hadn't really changed it the last four years. i figured i'd be totally blind one day.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I have my next eye op in a few weeks (Oct 1st), so I might have to finally (at the age of 45) have to get glasses for distance after that, but I think I probably won't.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I had perfect vision until I hit 21 and then BLIND AS BAT GOD SAYS HA etc.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to get contacts. im too vain. I NEED TO SHOW MY PRETTY FACE.

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

more girls should wear glasses. but they are awkward for the fuckin.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I have apparently damaged my eyes by wearng my lenses for prolonged amounts of time, so I need to back to glasses for a while.

Glasses hide my eyes, which are like my only good "asset".

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the sound of two pairs of glasses clackin together during a makeout session is like the nerd mating call

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Glasses are a turn on for me. makes girls look TEH SMRAT and stuff.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i love girls with BIG BRAINS

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

dumb girls are ok until they start talking

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/thundercats/characters/snarf.jpg

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What about silent dumb girls with glasses?

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i think my glasses must make me look much older, too, because before i started wearing them all the time my age was always estimated about 3-4 years younger than my real age.. now it's estimated at 5-7 years OLDER. I LOOK MATURE.

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

SNARF! I used to have the Snarf toy. It might still be in a box in storage.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep forgetting to take mine off.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

What about silent dumb girls with glasses?

Stupid people never stop talking. Dumb girls with glasses is FALSE ADVERTISING.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sexual Air Supply"! Great.

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i do like guys in glasses.

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

there seem to be fewer dumb guys in glasses than dumb girls in glasses

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

though i'm bucking the trend

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

the last time i got an eye exam, i had 20/15 vision. my night vision has been getting weird lately, but i don't know if that's something that can be helped.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i've worn them since kindergarten, age 5, and i definitely sort of think there is something to the theory that glasses can make your eyesight worsen. I'm nearsighted but with really bad astigmatism. i don't know what I would do if they didn't offer the thin lenses, because even those are pretty thick on me, enough to make the nosepads dig in. i let a friend try them on once and they were thereafter dubbed "time goggles" (my friend was stoned and apparently could "see through time" with my glasses).

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Friday, 17 September 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought it was obligatory to wear glasses while posting on message boards, n'est pas?

i needed glasses since ten, got them about sixteen, got a decent pair (finally) age 23, which cost half a month's pay.

but damn they are smooooth..

Darraghmac, Friday, 17 September 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man I want some time goggles

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 17 September 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

get back aaron, gucci don't do time goggles in this sseason's colour.

you know it ain't worth it...

Darraghmac, Friday, 17 September 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck fashion, i want time goggles...and those drunk glasses from the Simpsons.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 17 September 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

if you're familiar with that Twilight Zone episode "Time Enough At Last", that was a situation I could relate to. i misplaced them once and felt totally helpless.
http://www.lostandfrowned.com/burgesshands.gif

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

these are sweet, but i feel like my whole identity has changed.

Heh, I've been thinking that about my new pair that I got last week! They REALLY look good and others have said that as well. Hope to get a photo up here soonish.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i need new specs

gem (trisk), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

me too.
prolly emo glasses cuz wireframes irritate my skin.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i already have emo glasses, but i think i would get another updated emo pair too. although mine are red so maybe they are only try-hard emo, if emo has to be black.

gem (trisk), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't worn glasses for a few months now (was too lazy to try to get used to contacts, but apparently wasn't too lazy to go through a procedure in which my eyes got cut up), and at times I actually kinda forget how unnatural the act of not wearing glasses is. On occasion, such as this one, when I think about the act of wearing glasses, I am reminded of how wrong it still feels to walk around without wearing glasses.

I still have my last pair with me. I still think they're beautiful. But maybe it's best that I had that procedure done. It is kinda nice not having to deal with glasses all the time. This is an improvement from the time immediately following the procedure, when I was sick with sepia-toned nostalgia over the thought of not wearing glasses anymore.

(I am kinda praying I get presbyopia when I'm 50, though, so I can get to wear glasses again. *sighs* No hope. ;) )

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

(Measured vision the day before my LASIK: 20/400 in both eyes, uncorrected.)
(Measured vision today: 20/20 in both eyes, uncorrected. Or 20/25. Still damn good, and enough to not have to drive with corrective lenses anymore.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'd feel nekkid without my glasses on.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 17 September 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i got my first pair when i was 13, and never wore 'em. got a new set when i was 19, and wore them intermittedly until i was 21 or so, when i wore them about half the time since.


however, yeah, i do need to wear them at night.

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 17 September 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'd feel nekkid without my glasses on.

That's EXACTLY how I felt the first month after undergoing the LASIK, Trayce! I felt completely naked and indecent not wearing glasses and didn't exactly know how to handle that. Now, I still on occasion feel weirdly incomplete, as if I forgot to put on a vital article of clothing, but a lot of the time I manage to forget about that sort of thing.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 17 September 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(I did get sentimental a couple of weeks ago, though. I had to take my mom to get her some new eyeglasses and I gazed semi-longingly at the selection of frames, trying some of them on and feeling nostalgic as I tried on frames the same way I did about two and a half years ago, when I got that last pair of glasses I was talking about previously. But yeah, still good not having to rely on them anymore.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 17 September 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel completely naked without my glasses, and I can't see shit. When I was in my late teens, I lost them in the mosh at a Pantera concert and had to make it all the way across London sorounded by ill-defined blurs. I'd lost my friends too, and my ears were still ringing. It was possibly the most stressful hour of my life.

Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I've worn something since I've been 9, and now I keep having to get my contact prescription changed in my left eye about every 6 months.I'm worried I'll be blind in that eye by the time I'm 40 or something. I wear my glasses quite frequently, even though the frames are all crooked from falling asleep on them. Hott! I had these god-awful purple plastic framed glasses when I was 12. They were huge and dwarfed my small face. My best friend had the same ones, but with a unicorn etched in the corner. We are still teased to this day.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I started wearing glasses in second or third grade, started wearing contacts in sixth grade. I have pretty typical indie glasses. I would wear them more except I can't really see as well with them as I can with my contacts.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

over the past six months my vision has gone from perfect to shit. I'm not sure why. usually I assume stuff like this is a brain tumor but I'm hoping it's just age. I absolutely need to get my vision checked, but will glasses make me look like an idiot? I think so. I don't have a glasses face.

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I just got some after a few years without. I'm now wondering how I managed without. Luckily I think I suit glasses, plus looking at people over the bridge of them U&K

Matt (Matt), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm fairly near-sighted and I alternate between contacts and glasses. I get wickedly bad headaches if I try to without corrective vision. My current glasses are the first pair that I actually like the look of on me, so I tend to save my contact lenses for clubbing or pubbing.

I'm suprised that the old no-passes-glasses rule still applies - some of the HOTTEST women I've ever been involved with have worn glasses.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, girls look sexy in glasses.

Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've worn glasses since age 8. I have a bad astigmatism in my right eye. I've never have contacts and actually really like wearing glasses. I need a new pair in a big way. I have black indie fuxor glasses right now, not plastic but thick black metal and square.

I think I'm going to go rimless. Boy, that sounds dirty.

mcd (mcd), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That whole "girls-glasses-passes" thing was a scam cooked up by the contact industry. It seems like most guys like girls with glasses. I sure do.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Worn glasses since I was 8. My eyes got progressively worse for years, but have now stablized. My parents both used to be near-sighted until they were older. Then they started getting far-sighted and it balanced out their vision so neither of them needs glasses anymore. I have very bad eyes. I get high index lenses so I don't have coke bottles.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all about the high index lenses. Mine would be about two inches thick otherwise.

Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

got glasses in grade three, then contacts in grade nine.

in between i played sports with RECSPECS

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theyedoctor.com/recspecs/helmet_specs2.gif

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

oh dear. they look like a recipe for merciless bullying.

gem (trisk), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yet if you wear them to a trendy club people'll probably think you're way cool.

people are weird

ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always thought women look sexier with glasses (well, depends on the glasses, but if they're at least okay ones). All this talk of feeling naked without them makes me also need to mention that a naked woman with glasses is even better. I'll resist going farther than that...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

oh dear. they look like a recipe for merciless bullying.

yeah, pretty much.

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I want new glasses too.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.framesdirect.com/cdimages_lg/AUSTJzzQ.jpg

These are the ones I got a couple of months ago, except mine are black.
Kenneth Cole - Sacred Temple

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
For the last two weeks, I've been experiencing some eye strain -- it feels sore behind my eyes, and the muscles around my eyes have been periodically twitching. Last night, driving from Nashville into Illinois in the dark, I noticed that the road signs seemed blurry from faraway for longer than usual.

So I'm guessing that for the first time in my life I need glasses. (My dad was about my age when he first got glasses, too.) I'll probably make an optometrist appointment soon. I kind of like the idea of having glasses, but I can't picture myself wearing them. I think I need a haircut for it to work.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

oh you'll look adorable!

teeny (teeny), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and for someone who hasn't had to deal with any of this stuff for 26 years, the idea of slipping some film onto my eyeball every day doesn't sound like much fun. So: glasses!

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I've worn glasses since the age of four, nonstop. I really want to get eye surgery but I'm terrrrrrrified they'll fuck up.

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

I'd be worried about that, too.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc, next time you see him:

http://www.uni-potsdam.de/u/anglistik/stud_pro/utopieseite/bnw/huxley.jpg

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

I think you'll look great in glasses, John. Totally studious and extra hip.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

I need glasses fr realz.

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

It is kind of exciting, I must admit.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Yay! My eyes are going bad!

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Know this: you are not alone, my friend. Not by a longshot.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

I actually wore these glasses for a couple of years:

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/James_Joyce.jpg

I was going for "pretentious literary fop," but people just kept comparing me to Harry Potter.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

I was so happy when I got glasses, it was a good move for me. Girls like boys in glasses, who knew?

Matt (Matt), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

I just got new glasses, and I was sorta looking for something like what Johnny Depp wore in Secret Window, but settled on frames I'm not so sure about (still waiting for them, since I didn't feel like paying an extra $50 for same day service).

Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Heh, I can't see the Harry Potter look working well for you, Kenan. I like your current glasses.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Glasses are great. I'm not entirely happy with how my new ones look though. I wish I could have found another of my old (broken) pair but they're discontinued.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm nearing my first anniversary of wearing glasses. I hate them. I just hate not being 100% like I once was. And with a broken nose, I always look like I've just been slapped when I wear glasses.

The wife says that I look fine with them on, so I guess that's all that counts. I still don't wear them at work or when I play. It kinda helps the stage anxiety when I can't see the audience.

Not being able to read the mile markers was my first clue too, jaymc.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

i've had the weirdest thing happening. Has anyone ever heard of someone outgrowing their glasses? like they just stopped needing to wear them?

i've been wearing reading glasses for about 15 yrs now. a few weeks ago i started getting headaches because my glasses felt too tight on my head, so i went to Lenscrafters to get them adjusted, and the dude broke my frames! he tried getting out of it by saying they weren't usually held responsible for broken glasses during readjustments, but they decided to replace them. so i get new frames and it's been almost 2-3 weeks since i stopped wearing my glasses so i could get my new ones. i used to go 30minutes at the computer without my glasses and i'd get killer headaches. now i go all day without wearing them and i'm pretty much fine. What the Fuck?!

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

i got my last couple of frames from this site 4 cheep:
www.eyeglass.com

eman (eman), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone ever heard of someone outgrowing their glasses? like they just stopped needing to wear them?

I've heard of this happening in older people quite a bit, actually. And come to think of it, it's mostly been women. Maybe menopause sharpens the senses?

Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

let's try that again: http://www.eyeglass.com

eman (eman), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Girls like boys in glasses, who knew?

Sigh, not I.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

I think boys who wear glasses are superfly.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Jaxon, it happens. I was very surprised last time I got my prescription updated that my eyes had improved, and the reason I was experiencing eye strain was because my lenses were too strong.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

These are my new frames:

http://www-assets.eyeglasses.com/dyn/frame_large/1033133291.jpg

Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Those are the ones I was talking about!

Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

mmm. Tortoise.

http://www.kompaktkiste.de/cd/_abc/_t/thrill013.jpg

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

does anyone know how to get hairdye off plastic lenses?

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

No! I have a little bit stuck behind the earpiece of my pair, too!

http://www.rayban.com/catalogo/RB3193/img_zoom.jpg

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

I need some Aristotle Onassis glasses.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

go for daniel libeskind ones!

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

This is what I ended up getting (in a different colour):
ihttp://www.framesdirect.com/cdimages_lg/AUSTJV44.jpg

Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
just got astigmatism-correcting disposable contacts--brilliant. except that my eyes are really dry lately and maybe pollen is fucking with them?

do you know how laser surgery works? apparently they scrape the flesh off your eyball to make the focal length correct. (i'm unclear how this works for farsightedness.) i'm nearsighted enough that i'd have to have a really thick eyeball membrane for them to consider it feasible. icky!

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

They cut a sort of circular flap out of your eye, right over the pupil, flip it over and laser it to shape it, then flip it back into place. You have to hold your gaze steady while all this is being done, the thought of which freaks me out too much, so even though I've been evaluated for it several times I kept chickening out. So now it's contacts and reading glasses for me. I don't know that lasik can be done for far-sightedness.

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

never that

--+---++, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

20/20 yall - pinnacle of humanity

--++-+-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

How did Dan put that...?? Oh yeah, "I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS FOR YOU."

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

If you've had laser surgery, you can never scuba dive or become a commercial pilot again. (danger of weakened eyeball imploding/exploding)

Bnad, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Oh bollocks. 12 years ago I lost my glasses at a Carter USM gig, and somehow I have repeated the experience tonight. I'm wearing contacts, but they suck. Oh somebody give me some glasses, please.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 3 November 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, how was Carter anyway? Did you take over Tom E's ticket?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 November 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I did. It was great, until I lost my vision! All that matters is I was up the front when they played After The Watershed.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 3 November 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

i just got glasses! now i look like velma from scooby doo.

lauren, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

I thought I wanted new glasses of the rimless kind, but it turns out they look pretty dumb?

(I didn't actually get them, just tried on some frames)

Jordan, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

i look like velma from scooby doo.

see now this is hot.

i am a glasses-wearer, i guess. it's been a strange transition. having never worn them for my first 33 years, i now can't even look at a computer screen without them. i've even started to forget that i'm wearing them, at least until they fog up (supernerdy feeling)

jergïns, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

laurel helped me pick them out. she called the look "german architect," but no - i'm pure velma.

lauren, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

But do you have orange sweaters?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

i have one.

lauren, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

cool, lauren!

i need laurel to help pick glasses out for me too i think
i also need to go to eye doctor

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

picking out frames = awesome. wearing them, not so much. i keep tripping because it looks like the floor is slanting

lauren, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

i think i have some fun astigmatism going on here ow
MY EYEYEYEYEYEYEYES

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Getting glasses for Lauren was so fun! Of course she already had a stack of ingeniously rad frames to choose from, I just told her which ones I liked best. Then *I* tried on a bunch of frames but didn't buy any. u_u

Laurel, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

can you get glasses/contacts just for night time? My vision is great in the day but everything gets blurry at night , esp when driving.

sunny successor, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

A full-time glasses wearer here, since age 10. I also wear contacts sometimes. My right eye is -6.50, and my left is -6.25. Without some kind of corrective lenses, anything farther than six inches away is a total blur. I like wearing my glasses, and it's a good thing I do being as blind as I am.

Bart, Thursday, 29 November 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

I wore a broken pair today because my brother accidentally picked up my contact lens case and it was my last pair of lenses. they're 6 years old and extremely oily, bent, and turning green on the nose guards

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 29 November 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

glasses all the time here.

Maria :D, Thursday, 29 November 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'm supposed to, but don't.

The Reverend, Thursday, 29 November 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

We'll have none of that. Get some frames that suit you and you'll be suaver than ever.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

i just got new glasses, something like this

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/437146535_2a47207bc1_m.jpg

only the 3rd pair i've had. the first 2 each lasted about 7 years. when i went for the most recent eye exam the doc gave me a little pitch on lasik. which is appealing to some degree, except i really don't mind glasses, and they're such a part of my face at this point it would feel like having plastic surgery.

tipsy mothra, Thursday, 29 November 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

since 4th grade - they used to call me "The Fly"

Maria :D, Thursday, 29 November 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

We'll have none of that. Get some frames that suit you and you'll be suaver than ever.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:40 PM (Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:40 PM) Bookmark Link

I actually have a nice-looking pair and, by my own estimation, look good in them, I just can't stand to wear them. I probably need a new prescription anyway.

The Reverend, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, I certainly need new glasses. One of the lenses is scratched.

The Reverend, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

See, there you go. Trade up.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

ILX 2001: Do you wear glasses?
ILX 2007: guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 29 November 2007 08:15 (eighteen years ago)

well I've been through a pair and moved on to yet another pair since posting here in Sept 2004. I wear them full time, have done for a number of years. I quite like them, never felt like I needed to go contacts.

gem, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

i think mine count as 'emo'

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)

Mine probably would count as emo except that they're prada thus definitively not emo

gem, Thursday, 29 November 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

mine are boots yo

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 29 November 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

I get through a pair a year it seems. Was going to get a pair in LA but couldn't be fucked with the hassle from the sales assistant so ended up walking out. I'M JUST LOOKING! FUCK OFF! So I'm still having to wear contacts every day which is a pain in the arse.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 29 November 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

so has anyone heard of MENDAR, some german eyewear co? i found this pair i LOVE.

is anyone else into those clear frames they make now?

Surmounter, Monday, 24 December 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

nono MENRAD

Surmounter, Monday, 24 December 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

Menrad is kind of an awesome name!

i just got some new glasses. they are bright RED.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2016/2131400663_2e6d433c41.jpg?v=0

(i was trying to take a picture of some knitting i had just finished but cat wanted in the picture. for realz. he was yelling)

molly mummenschanz, Monday, 24 December 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

aaah so fucking cute. your glasses are completely great.

i know isn't MENRAD hilarious? i thought it was some cheap thing like MEN are RAD but it's some cool German company.

Surmounter, Monday, 24 December 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

is that some kind of goliath cat, or does it just have really bushy fur?

Lingbert, Monday, 24 December 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

i wore my glasses out for the first time in months, driving at night, bad move. not used to not having peripheral vision and my prescription is old so i was getting a lot of 'starbursting' (i think they call it) with the street lights . i was paranoid that they were crooked too. glasses...ahhhh fooey!

tremendoid, Monday, 24 December 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

i think i may need to get an eye test of some kind. im fine in the day but at night when im driving everything is blurry.

tell me this: are optometrists as dodgy as some dentists and mechanic where if there isnt a problem theyll probably make one up? can you wear contacts if you only need glasses for certain things, not all the time?

sunny successor, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

i use daily disposables for going out and sports, but if i'm driving i need to wear glasses. it would probably be different if i had proper contacts, not sure.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

the optometrists i've been to seemed pretty straight up?

i really want new frames because my current pair has gotten kinda scratched up (and i've had them for a few years), but when i stopped by the eye clinic i couldn't find a single one i liked as much.

Jordan, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

can you wear contacts if you only need glasses for certain things, not all the time?

I know you can get weighted contacts for the "reading glasses" correction part of bifocals, but otherwise contacts are always there in front of your normal lenses so always correcting. If things are blurry at night though, your day distance vision probably needs correcting too but you aren't noticing it. Night blurriness is how I know when my prescription needs updating. Optometrists are more likely to sell you on designer frames/lens coatings/etc and a few specialized tests (field of vision comes to mind, but I have to get that every few years because my mom has glaucoma), though I had one opthamologist who was big into iridology and homeopathy in an MLM kind of way.

Jaq, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

In the opticians I've been to, the optometrist has not been the one shilling the actual glasses and presumably gets paid regardless of how much or little commission the sales staff get for their enthusiastic hyping of price-doubling anti-scratch coatings. I don't really know, but I have THE FEAR of dentists for just that reason, but at least a) an optometrist picked up on a potentially serious but not yet eyesight-affecting problem with my mother's eye and told her what she should do about it, and b) my other half has eye tests every year and gets a clean bill of eyesight every time.

Mind you, having said that, I have just remembered that they do like to write your prescription utterly illegibly or even adjust all their prescriptions so that they can fudge it and sell you the right thing but your prescription is expensively worthless at any other optician, so, fuck it, maybe not.

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

That's true spacecadet - it's the opticians that sell the frames etc. They are all in the same office where I go, but yeah, 2 different groups of people to pay.

Jaq, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

I've got to get contacts for yardwork/gardening. I don't mind getting drenched in sweat, but the being blind because every eyeblink splashes more sweat onto my glasses is a pain in the ass.

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

i wear glasses

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

After years of contacts exclusively, then contacts + glasses for reading, then contacts + glasses for reading + glasses for computering, I gave up on contacts all together about 3 years ago. A combination of too much air travel (v. drying) and working outside in the dust and wind (and having to round up the correct pair of glasses if I wanted to actually see anything that was closer than arm's length away). I had lined bifocals for awhile, and moved to progressives a year ago. LOL OLD EYES

Jaq, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

i have to wear my glasses while riding my bike, which is fine and sometimes great if like riding through a zone with dust or many flying insects that could otherwise go in eyes, but holy crap how awful is it to ride at night while it's raining! for this alone i wld get contacts. but i feel like that wld be giving in to the fact that my vision isn't super great and that contacts wld make it great all the time!

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

since 5th grade

dan m, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

i bypassed the hard sell from the optician by bringing in vintage frames for him to work on. that said, i'm not sure how much of a hard sell you can get from an optical shop - as aps said, extras are things like lens coating. not really big money.

contacts are such a pain in the ass that wearing them for just a few hours a day doesn't seem worth it , but then i've never given myself time to really get used to the process.

lauren, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

it's true, they are, it doesn't, I haven't either.

it's curious about Lauren wearing glasses as she used to have apparently the best eyesight of anyone I knew. she had some terribly nifty phrase like 'you can spot them at 40 yards, or 50 if you're me'.

Jonathan Lethem has a story about a crazy encounter in an optician's, called, um ... 'The Glasses'? - in Men & Cartoons, which I think is a really OK collection.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

i think i need reading glasses. should i go to an optometrist or just buy some from a pharmacy?

bell_labs, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

robyn is painfully otm re: the bike/glasses situation.

Jordan, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

If you don't need correction, just magnification, buy them from the pharmacy or Target or somesuch Bell.

Jaq, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

I lost my glasses and am running out of contacts. This could pose a problem soon! Eek!

ENBB, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

amazingly, I have just found lauren's memorable self-description, which is from ... 18 November 2004, a couple of weeks into the 2nd Bush administration, and I trust that she will be more honoured than alarmed to see it reproduced here:

You'd never know to look at him that he spends his weekends heaving muskets about. Not like those renaissance fayre people, who in general can be spotted fifty feet away (by me; from 40 feet for the average person).

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

my mom has about 50 pairs of drugstore reading glasses because she always misplaces them and buys new ones (oh, mompaws) so i will probably just borrow a pair of hers and see if they work.

bell_labs, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

do they just ... make things bigger?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, they are just magnifying lenses.

Jaq, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

what are the rules with tortoiseshell?

czn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

the rule is that tortoiseshell is hot

Surmounter, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

in black

http://saltoptics.com/picture/GLASSES_BIG_PATH/oslo1.jpg

czn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

i love 3, but it depends on your skintone/hair color

Surmounter, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

i like the top colour but i can see the bottom pair looking great too
xposts meh abt black

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.skitch.com/20080703-n3s2d543d2ypb6fwtisf2w5rpn.jpg

czn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

(I like the top colour best too)

czn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

I would go for 1 or 4.

jel --, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

looool thx for diagram

i would say #1

Surmounter, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

4

deeznuts, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

I think 4 would be too suffocating for czn.

jel --, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

my glarses:

http://www.visionfashion.pl/fotki/a621_1.jpg

warmsherry, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

i def say #3! you will look german!

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

poop colored #3 is a no-no.
I say #1

warmsherry, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

1 it is

see you soon!

czn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

i am worried abt yr poop if it is striated in such ways

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

should I change my diet?

warmsherry, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

I was about to say #1 as well...glad that was the consensus.

Here's my current glasses:

http://www.framesdirect.com/cdimages_lg/versace-3071-eyeglasses450.jpg

and my sunglasses, which are also prescription:

http://www.framesdirect.com/cdimages_elg/persol-2747S-sunglasses-562-3C.jpg

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 3 July 2008 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

Question time:

I cannot see without my glasses. I do not like swimming in the sea when I can't see. How feasible would goggles on top of glasses be while swimming? Will they fog up? Do I need super-high-tech goggles?

G00blar, Thursday, 3 July 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

Ask your optomitrist - I'm pretty sure you can get prescription goggles.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 3 July 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

update: apparently they look middle class so I'm not getting them

czn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

they only look middle class if everything else you wear and say is middle class

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 July 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha

Surmounter, Thursday, 3 July 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

middle class?

conrad, Thursday, 3 July 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

cozen, are you buying glasses on the internet? or have you tried them on? moe than any other product you can't buy glasses without trying them!

jed_, Friday, 4 July 2008 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

I wear glasses all the time. I don't have cool frames like the ones pictured above, though. I tried to get some like that a couple of years ago but they kept making me feel funny like they were lopsided no matter how many times I went back to the shop to try to get them adjusted. Then they just out-and-out broke one day and I gave up and stuck with my not-as-cool-but-sturdier frames. I know I should get some new ones, but I've been putting it off forever. The wire frames I have now are actually blue if you look closely, though the paint has worn off in places over time.

I went through a contacts phase and will never, ever go back.

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Friday, 4 July 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

cozen, did you go to Niche? they have an amazing selection and they give really superb service and advice.

jed_, Friday, 4 July 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I sometimes put on my glasses when I am having trouble reading, which is why I got the things, but then after reading a bit with them on sometimes I realize I was expecting them to give me enhanced reading comprehension.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, 13 September 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

I sometimes feel I'm a better reader when I'm wearing my glasses cause more of the page is in focus...and maybe my brain is subconsciously reading the other words on the page when I'm not

waka flocka flame for all time (dayo), Monday, 13 September 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

<3 Abb. I've heard tell of people saying "what? I cant hear you. oh wait" and putting their glasses on.

Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Monday, 13 September 2010 05:22 (fifteen years ago)

abbbottt are yr expectations based on top secret m0rm0n glasses?

mookieproof, Monday, 13 September 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)

looooool
I don't think they'd let a woman touch the Urim & Thummim.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, 13 September 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)

my current frames are my fave i've ever owned, but i've had em for a year and i want a new look. considering contacts.

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 13 September 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

the Urim & Thummim

wau tell us more

mookieproof, Monday, 13 September 2010 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

I've heard tell of people saying "what? I cant hear you. oh wait" and putting their glasses on.

i'm sure i could find my way better with my eyes closed than with them open and my glasses off. it's like without my specs my other senses get worse too.

outback bumfuc (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.mormonthink.com/img/trans3.jpg

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, 13 September 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)

xp yes but you are upside down on the planet iirc

mookieproof, Monday, 13 September 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)

sweet vest, joe

mookieproof, Monday, 13 September 2010 06:10 (fifteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Just spent a $600 bill on my eyes, yowch. But now I have work glasses, away-from-work glasses and a new eye doctor.

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

what do you wear? i sport these (or cheaper knockoffs thereof)

http://www.makilaban.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gold-and-wood-eyeglasses.jpg

remy bean, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

That's steep! I usually spend around £150 on a couple of pairs.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

ne1 ever try out warby parker?

laughing stalk (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.coolframes.com/get_image.php?fid=24396&color=&alt=

These are close to what I got for computer work. I tried bifocals briefly and they were awful. I'm nearsighted and was having a tough time reading papers in hand and my screens at the same time. So the new doc set me up with short/wide lenses in frames that made it easy for me to look down below the glasses at work in hand, and also with a slightly different prescription, optimized for the exact distance I sit from my monitors (40 inches).

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

They did an extra pressure test to confirm the first pressure test, and then did another test to figure out why the hell I don't have glaucoma based on the pressure tests. Turns out I have extra firm corneas?! The doctor said that different eye hardnesses wasn't even a known thing until Lasik came along. Some people with firm corneas have been misdiagnosed as having glaucoma, and people with squishy corneas have glaucoma and haven't had it diagnosed. (I might have that backward, not sure.) Anyway, the extra tests added to today's tab.

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

i know many people who've spent way more than that on eye test, frames and lenses! certain prescriptions are really expensive!

i wear glasses almost all the time now, starting a month ago when i got new glasses.
tho i went out the other night without them and it was kind of nice being in fuzzy world again. la de da.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

My bifocals cost almost $1,000, although at the place where I got my prescription filled last year, I did get a second pair free. (Kind of useless unless I break the first, but...)

clemenza, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

one time i lost a contact on july 4 and watched the fireworks both sharp and blurry, which i totally recommend

wmc my dad got those like progressive bifocals -- there's no line, it shades into it as you look down -- and is totally into it. although it was a bitch at first because they were not properly calibrated to where they sat on his face.

a few years ago i asked my opthadude what he thought about laser surgery and he paused and said, 'in your case, only if you have an extraordinarily thick eyeball.' ;_;

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't visited a real optometrist in like 6 years, although now that I'm covered again under parents' health insurance I might do so. haven't really noticed any wanting in my vision though.

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

kind of weirdly, my eyes just "got better" and I stopped needing glasses (that were for distance) in about 2007 and haven't worn them since. beginning to have the opposite problem recently though, which is so alien that I'm really, really hating it.

Manitobiloba (Kim), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

Wore contacts pretty much exclusively for yeeeears until last year when I decided it'd be good to have glasses in my current prescription, since my old ones were looking pretty old and were from two prescriptions ago.

Now I think I wear glasses half the time, contacts the other. Can't imagine going without both, unless I don't drive and move my monitors really really close at work.

mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

I have the standard issue hipster frames. You know the ones, sort of square ovalish ones made of black plastic.

Breezy Summer Jam (MintIce), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

I got new ones last month that was around $600 for everything too WMC. It's an expensive business this not being able to see very well.

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

sometimes i try and go without wearing my contacts or glasses for a lil bit around the house and then realize that i'd be completely fucked post-apocalypse

ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

u know it http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

past life utah saints (dave cool), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

I own over 20 pairs of glasses; I have a problem. A GORGEOUS problem!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol

From here on I think I'll go your route and just get tons of cheapies. I love love love the $$ ones I got but having many pairs does sound p fun.

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

I get spoiled by the good lenses with uv coating and stuff, though!

mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

most glasses are made in china these days, no need to pay $600 imo

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah the ones I get aren't. They design and make them all in the store. That's part of the reason I love them so much. Also, their customer service is exceptional. They fix anything free of charge and are pretty amazing.

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

my dog ate my $300 pair of glasses as easily as anything else. That was the last time I bothered to spend big cash on one pair; my next $$$ pair will be once my kids graduate from high school, probably (I have no kids at this present time!)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

These work-desk glasses are fantastic.

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

I only need glasses for driving and watching television, so I also go the cheap route.

However, recently one pair of my glasses – the good non-reflective ones – got seared? Like there are these spots on the lenses now that I can't rub off, almost like they've been burned into the lens. Does this sound crazy?

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

I had that happen with a few of my cheap ones; I figured maybe ...hairspray ate at it? I keep mine in the bathroom so it's a possibility. Dunno. My favourite pair of glasses fell to that. :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

I always thought plastic frames were dorky, but since i switched to them i no longer get zits on my nose. way cool. http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

past life utah saints (dave cool), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, I doubt it was hairspray, but at least we're on the same inflammable track.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

lol pleasant plains uses hairspray

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

i've worn glasses since 7th grade

markers, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha yeah that was just what I assumed had happened to mine, I can see how YMMV ;)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

However, recently one pair of my glasses – the good non-reflective ones – got seared? Like there are these spots on the lenses now that I can't rub off, almost like they've been burned into the lens. Does this sound crazy?

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:53 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is just the lens coating coming off

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

O_O

markers, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

-O_O-

markers, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

Ah. That makes more sense, I guess. Wonder if there's a warranty, but it's been more than two years.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

protip: when they say not to use windex, don't use windex

mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait for real? I use windex all the time. O_O

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

Even though they said to use dishoap. I never listen!

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

windex contains ammonia, which may/may not be harmful to the coatings on the glass

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

my current glasses have lots of scratches in one lens - at night, I get vague blurriness from the light being diffracted around by the scratches.

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

I just used tissue or one of those fancy cloths from Walgreens.

And bleach.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

I dunk my glasses in my cigar box

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/SMH.gif

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

even a lot of the cleaning sprays are bad. use water. also pro tip: don't use toilet paper or kleenex to buff the lenses, they'll scratch like mufucking crazy

remy bean, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

soft t-shirt seems to work ok

those little microfiber glasses-cleaning cloths work about perfectly

mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah but I loose them all the time - it's maddening.

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

lose

ugh

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

i use toilet paper, haven't noticed it causing scratches.

Letting four year olds play with them causes scratches.

Usually pay 100 quid for two pairs.

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

i paid £6 for mine (i.e. nominal handling fee + p+p) on some special deal at lensway.

caek, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

toilet paper is bad cause the stuff is designed to dissolve in water

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

also cus if you werent careful you could smear poop on your glasses

remy bean, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

good pt

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

glass half-poopy kinda guy

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

seven years pass...

should i join the wire frame revolution? i have like, browline glasses and sometimes people say they look good but these days they're feeling a little 2009

Trϵϵship, Friday, 18 January 2019 20:20 (six years ago)

choose the frame shape and type that best suits your face and you'll look your best in them. leave fashionable frames to fashionistas.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:23 (six years ago)

Might I recommend a pair of monocles.

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:25 (six years ago)

but aimless, i am a fashionista

Trϵϵship, Friday, 18 January 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

then, by all means follow the trend!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

― Darraghmac, Friday, 17 September 2004 02:45 (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

triggered

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:00 (six years ago)

wire frames are not on trend in my town as far as I can tell, with the possible exception of aviators. Wire frames would make me feel like a child.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 21 January 2019 05:30 (six years ago)

I dunk my glasses in my cigar box

― dayo, Wednesday, July 13, 2011 2:18 PM (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Good post

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 21 January 2019 05:31 (six years ago)

treeship i am pretty sure you would look best in baby glasses like aaron sorkin

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2017/03/27/27-sorkin.w700.h700.jpg

macropuente (map), Monday, 21 January 2019 06:14 (six years ago)

on friday a rubber nose protection piece fell off the bridge of my glasses. I tried to superglue it back on and got it all over the lens which has (and my hamfisted attempts at scraping it off) completely rendered them unusable. They were my only distance pair so until thursday I have to use my reading ones which is quite disorientating. Guy in specsavers: superglue and glasses - never the twain should meet because it is about the worst shit to get on a lens.

calzino, Monday, 21 January 2019 10:05 (six years ago)

i had a pair of wood-textured frames for a while and joined the wire frame revolution this year. i bought a pair of round silver frames, kind of garcia- or lennon-like. they’re nice, lighter and more subtle than the thicker frames

marcos, Monday, 21 January 2019 12:51 (six years ago)

Not so long ago I found my oval wire frames from back in the 90s. They have clip o purple mirror sun lenses, not quite duwayne wayne flip ups but close. I feel like I should get some new lenses....

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 21 January 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

Need tips on keeping lenses clean if you have them, at the moment I buy a big box of alcohol wipes (Zeiss ones) but I'm kinda dissatisfied.

MaresNest, Monday, 21 January 2019 15:43 (six years ago)

the spray bottle they sell at lens crafters is really good. i use that and a paper towel. the actual wipes always leave streaks for me.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 21 January 2019 15:49 (six years ago)

I stick to soapy water and microfiber clothes. Most cleansers ruin the anti-glare on lenses that they seem to put on all the time now.

I wish I could wear wire frames. My lenses are now -10.5 (I see above that 15 years ago my eyes were -9.5 so that's not bad for deterioration) and I have to get sturdy enough frames to hold the lenses.

Yerac, Monday, 21 January 2019 15:49 (six years ago)

I just got a pair of Warby Parker glasses. They are fine, kind of reminds me of the glasses I wore as a 3rd grader that my mom made wear bright blue croakies on them because she was afraid they would fall off. ~$200 as opposed to the >$450 I typically have to spend on new glasses.

Yerac, Monday, 21 January 2019 15:56 (six years ago)

huh didn't know that about the anti-glare. my old glasses ended up having that stripped off them--maybe this was why

Trϵϵship, Monday, 21 January 2019 15:56 (six years ago)

Same thing happens to computer screens if you use the wrong chemical to clean it.

Yerac, Monday, 21 January 2019 15:58 (six years ago)

i'm thinking of these as an alternate. will still wear my clubmasters sometimes, but i don't think i want to be a vintage 50s/60s guy every day.

https://i.warbycdn.com/s/l/7ea6d99b236fb70b2a9d4f6636c63726cdb91011/1500x750.jpg?quality=80

Trϵϵship, Monday, 21 January 2019 15:58 (six years ago)

i honestly kind of like the aviator frames but i think they have douchey connotations

Trϵϵship, Monday, 21 January 2019 15:59 (six years ago)

using reading glasses as distance glasses is so wrong, feel like mr magoo squinting at ppls blurred faces and then closer things like hedges and walls, whilst walking about have a lucien freud painting clarity to them.

calzino, Monday, 21 January 2019 16:00 (six years ago)

xpost Those are nice. I last got my eye exam at the WP in soho. The doctor there was really awesome.

I kind of wish they wouldn't put any coating on glasses (anti-glare, anti-scratch) but I guess they have to.

Yerac, Monday, 21 January 2019 16:01 (six years ago)

i think the coating is helpful for staring at screens all the time. somehow it can reduce eye strain--i am not up on the studies though

Trϵϵship, Monday, 21 January 2019 16:07 (six years ago)

I've requested no anti-glare for my replacement glasses, cleaning them is a pain and never noticed any benefit - just the extra cost.

calzino, Monday, 21 January 2019 16:26 (six years ago)

I got some glasses I like so I'm at about a 50/50 glasses/contacts ratio, by day. Over the past 20 years I've probably worn contacts 99% of the time, so big change!

I like the anti-glare stuff and got some sort of magic lens where there's a slight difference in the bottom portion -- not bifocals, just something that's likely woo but supposed to help with close focusing.

the blue light blocking junk is, depending on what article you read, somewhat useful or 99% bullshit. the blue light from screens isn't actually the type of blue light that's harmful according to a more robust article I read, but if it makes you feel better, go with it

for cleaning, I have a couple really nice microfiber cloths and do a more robust cleaning every once in a while with dish detergent and hot water

mh, Monday, 21 January 2019 16:40 (six years ago)

the main gotcha for me is remembering that the "glasses wipes" that are in a few bins at work are for laboratory goggles, not eyeglasses. they're alcohol wipes! don't use those more than rarely on glasses with a coating. that's my psa on glasses wipes.

mh, Monday, 21 January 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

I really need to start wearing my glasses more (my eyes have been deprived of oxygen so I have ghost vessels), but they are so uncomfortable. There is no sweet spot. They are either smushed right against my eyelashes or about to slip off my nose.

Yerac, Monday, 21 January 2019 17:15 (six years ago)

finding a pair of glasses that fits really well is a pain in the ass!

I wanted to find a pair similar to a previous pair (which now have a broken non-standard hinge rip glasses) that were the all-plastic no-nosepad ones but I was talked into the idea that no-nosepad frames are no longer in style so I'm back to nosepads. Overall really like them but I have a red spot on one side of my nose from nosepad ;_l

mh, Monday, 21 January 2019 17:18 (six years ago)

they are too tight in that case, mh.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 21 January 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

I think I need asian fit glasses. Warby Parker's low bridge ones were bad for me.

Yerac, Monday, 21 January 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

I think my face just isn't level enough tbh

mh, Monday, 21 January 2019 17:57 (six years ago)

as a teen i used to think my ears were crooked bc glasses always looked crooked. but then that stopped happening. i think it was because i stopped falling asleep wearing my glasses. or else my face evened out

Trϵϵship, Monday, 21 January 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

two months pass...

Has anyone tried Zenni glasses? A friend just ordered some. They seem kind of in the Warby Parker vein but I am liking their selection a little more and cheaper?

Yerac, Saturday, 30 March 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

I ordered Zenni once. They’re fine but somewhat discernibly cheap and maybe a little harder to pick out something stylish. My current pair are from Moscot and I picked them out at the optometrist and I like them a lot more.

moose; squirrel (silby), Saturday, 30 March 2019 18:33 (six years ago)

Hmmm, I may be into the cheap frames. My lenses are already so heavy that lighter frames might be good. Just like I prefer to wear my $8 sunglasses over the ones that are pricey. The cheapo ones don't slide of the top of my head because they are so light. (also I wear them while swimming when it's sunny).

Yerac, Saturday, 30 March 2019 18:59 (six years ago)

Yeah I mean at like $20-40 a pair tops probably there’s not a lot to lose

moose; squirrel (silby), Saturday, 30 March 2019 22:15 (six years ago)

nine months pass...

I've had a pair of Mykita frames for over 6 years and they look the same as the day I got them. I want new glasses because I want to change up my style a little, but it's kind of hard to justify when these are perfectly fine (and weren't cheap). I'm almost tempted to continue wearing them just to see if they last me the rest of my life.

beard papa, Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

I just used one of the super cheap online places just to try it out despite seeing a hundred times online that it's super bad for people with a strong prescription. I got prescription sunglasses for like $30 total and these are totally fine. Like I wouldn't wear them to do anything serious and for hours on end (also they will probably break somewhat easily if I am not careful) but yeah, these are working for me. I am -9.50 and -10.25 in each eye.

Yerac, Sunday, 9 February 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

and to think I'm still smarting that they couldn't fit my prescription lenses into the sunglasses I picked out. I'm only -3!

imo sunglasses are meant to be semi-disposable

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Sunday, 9 February 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

yeah the frames I picked out were $6 and the lenses were a lot more but then there was also a discount coupon code. There is probably half a centimeter of lens sticking out on the side but it's dark so not as noticeable.

Yerac, Sunday, 9 February 2020 19:44 (five years ago)

Update: in about a month or two it'll be 16 years since my LASIK surgery and I still see crystal clear; am much less nostalgic about the act of wearing glasses and am hoping to stave that off for as long as I live tbh with you. Had terrible double astigmatism in both my eyes before the surgery but now I'm probably holding steady at 20/25 vision. The procedure's absolutely nothing compared to any other kind of surgery you can have and I've had at least three others in my life. Getting operated on under both my arms (with a total of 100 stitches, 50 per arm) hurt like a motherfucker. LASIK was a breeze so long as I remembered to use the post-procedure eyedrops as directed. I'm still glad eyeglasses have become fashionable, though; that saves kids from the humiliation I had to grow up with.

We Live as We Dee, Alone (deethelurker), Sunday, 9 February 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

I think about getting lasik. Maybe one day. I worry about it not being corrected enough and I still will have to wear glasses. My eyesight is so bad and contact lenses are so easy.

I thought I had humiliation about having coke bottle glasses growing up (but I was prolly lucky and people (other than brothers) were normal to me). I still hate wearing glasses; I look like a totally different person and most people don't recognize me.

Yerac, Monday, 10 February 2020 07:42 (five years ago)

My prescription sunglasses - two pairs; Oakley and RayBans - are definitely NOT disposable! The Oakley's are scratched to shit from bike accidents now, but still very usable. The RBs are only a few months old.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 10 February 2020 10:01 (five years ago)

tbf my recent strategy for NOT losing or destroying sunglasses has been to buy nicer or more expensive ones and I've been much better about keeping them in good condition and in my possession

luxottica can bite me, though. one of the worst vertically-integrated scams out there

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Monday, 10 February 2020 15:46 (five years ago)

I appreciate being near-sighted a lot more now that I'm aging and my eyeballs are squishing back towards far-sightedness. Like, if I have my glasses on and something is too small to see, I just push them up and move closer and it's totally clear. Can't do that with contacts in!

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 10 February 2020 16:39 (five years ago)

Started wearing glasses about 3 years ago. Never gotten quite used to glasses. Always take it off when reading or near a computer or when people are near to me.

I need a check-up (should've done it a year ago just can't face it) as I think it has gotten worse in the last few months.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 10 February 2020 16:44 (five years ago)

I’ve had gigantic coke bottle glasses my whole life and don’t mind them or find them inconvenient at all rly, but have long been tempted to get lasik largely for the convenience of being able to buy sunglasses for $2 and not having to give a shit about them.

The main thing that keeps me from doing it tbh is that I’m worried that I won’t like how I look without glasses, I feel like I wouldn’t recognize myself and might freak out a bit, like when ppl get face transplants.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 10 February 2020 16:49 (five years ago)

I suppose if I really can’t handle it I could always get a pair of fake glasses like celebs wear to look smart.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 10 February 2020 16:50 (five years ago)

I've worn glasses since I was 10 and have always liked them. My correction is relatively minor and has yet to start nosediving with age. I'd feel quite odd about myself if I stopped wearing glasses.

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 10 February 2020 16:56 (five years ago)

My kids don’t like it when I take my glasses off.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:02 (five years ago)

I wore them from age 7 through 25 regularly. Wear mostly contacts now. Don't even know where my glasses are atm

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:12 (five years ago)

Yeah since I was seven. My eyes are suitable for lasik except for my prescription (atm they’d have to take away so much tissue that it would be tricky if I needed further surgery or something went wrong) and the size of my pupils in dim light (they dilate to a size beyond what’s covered by surgery). So I carry on with glasses & lenses.

hyds (gyac), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:13 (five years ago)

I have astygmatisms in both eyes due to my bad nearsightedness.

Had fuckin coke bottles in grade school

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:13 (five years ago)

Went to the optometrist early this year to get new glasses. While I was ordering, the guy was like "I noticed that you got [brand] lenses last time. They have a new product and we think it's really good for people who spend all day staring at their computer screens. It helps filter out the blue light that can damage your eyes. And your insurance will cover the entire cost." So I'm like "sure."

Ten days later my glasses came in, but after a week of wearing them, I was feeling weird and a little disoriented. At some point, I looked down over the top of my lenses at a white notepad on my desk and realized that with the glasses on, I was seeing it as more of a beige! I looked around at other white things and they were similarly off. The white porcelain of a toilet was kinda mayonnaise colored. Fluffy clouds in the sky looked more like smog and the sky was more grey than blue.

I pretty much had a meltdown and wrote an email to the optometrist freaking out, but didn't hear back from them all weekend. I called again last Monday and they were happy to replace the lenses, they'd just need another week or so to get them back in. The woman I spoke to said that she had definitely had other customers say they didn't like the color perception with the lenses. Finally got them replaced today and I feel so much relief now.

Anyone else ever deal with something like this?

These ones, right here:
https://www.essilorusa.com/products/crizal/crizal-prevencia

☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:44 (five years ago)

I've had those and they were fine, although there is an element of magic beans going on regarding the hype about blue light and the supposed benefits of blocking it

mh, Monday, 10 February 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

I'm glad they worked out for you! I dunno, that shit got real psychological for me.

☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

I am -9.50 and -10.25

i'm not sure you will be a lasik candidate -- i was told i'm borderline in the -6 to -7 range. but yeah, disposable contacts are so easy, and i'm spooked by a friend's v. bad lasik experience

mookieproof, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

!!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:37 (five years ago)

these are my thick new prescription sunglasses.

https://i.imgur.com/Hrh6QXv.jpg

Yerac, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

i love them.

Yerac, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:56 (five years ago)

I like those frames!

mh, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:58 (five years ago)

$6.95 without the discount!

Yerac, Monday, 10 February 2020 20:00 (five years ago)

i mean obviously the lens is like double the thickness of the frames but whatevs.

Yerac, Monday, 10 February 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

that photo played weird tricks in my mind and for a sec looked like a granite font in a church until i saw the writing.

calzino, Monday, 10 February 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

two years pass...

disposable contacts are so easy

hard disagree, but maybe my eyes are naturally drier than yours or something?

budo jeru, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 02:44 (three years ago)

my frames of seven years broke while i was driving today :(

thinking of checking out one of these cheap online retailers. lmk if anyone has recommendations. my eyes are both at -3.00

budo jeru, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 02:46 (three years ago)

If you have your prescription and interpupil distance, Zenni Optical are a cheap and very good quality option. I typically get inexpensive and simple frames but my prescription (different powers each eye, different barrel/astigmatism) usually costs about $15 a pair with anti glare coating. They last a couple of years easily. And at that price I can dick around with the prescription and make close up or distant sets for detail work, TV watching etc.

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 07:38 (three years ago)

I tried out Warby Parker earlier this year and like them so far.

peace, man, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 12:45 (three years ago)

thanks! i'll check those out.

budo jeru, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 21:16 (three years ago)

I became near-sighted in my mid-20s and have worn glasses for more than 30 years. I now have to use bifocals for reading. I tried disposable contacts about 15 years ago, and while I liked the unlimited field of vision they offered, by the end of the day my eyes felt as though they had sand in them. I also developed several tear duct infetctions.

As for making passes, I submit to you the People's Exhibit A:

https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/2380990/851full-lisa-loeb.jpg

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 21:31 (three years ago)

if you have vsp or otherwise have insurance, i'd recommend into at least looking how much it'd cost to get quality lenses from a reputable brand such as zeiss or crizal with the full bevy of anti-scratch, anti-glare, etc. coating and comparing that with the prices you see online. (you can still save money by getting a cheap frame.) it might be comparable after insurance kicks in.

ime the cheap online shops just aren't as good in terms of lens coatings. it also sounds like your prescription isn't bad enough to warrant getting fancy lenses like the high refractive index lenses, i'm not sure if that's helpful or a hindrance to your search.

, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 22:25 (three years ago)

that's good to know. i'm going to order a cheap online pair anyway, because i've been working with my glasses taped up all days and it's a bummer; if the lenses turn out to be subpar, it can't hurt to have a $30 back up pair sitting around.

budo jeru, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 23:23 (three years ago)

As for making passes, I submit to you the People's Exhibit A:

I just learned last week that she had her own eyewear line, thanks to Rob Harvilla's podcast.

peace, man, Thursday, 8 December 2022 00:40 (three years ago)

Is that Jessica Alba or Lisa Loeb in that pic?

Getting my first pair of reading glasses tomorrow. Ordered the frames that Michael Caine wears in The Ipcress File.

Josefa, Thursday, 8 December 2022 00:46 (three years ago)

those look cool. i've been wearing the same glasses for so long that i'm apprehensive about changing it up at this point, but also kind of intrigued by the possibility of a new look.

budo jeru, Thursday, 8 December 2022 01:38 (three years ago)


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