I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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http://jake-gyllenhaal.com/maggie/photos/L&Apremiere2.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Why?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Who?

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

There's something strangely appealing about her rather canine face.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(Mel you broke the RULES!)

When?

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

She's really cute. Have you seen any movies she's been in?
I don't need her lifestyle (honest!), just wish I looked more like her.

What celebrity do you most want to look like?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Like in "Secretary"?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Yep.

I love the outfits she wears in that movie too.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't think of any I'd like to look like. There are some beautiful celebrities, but most of the ones I seem to find attractive have an annoying personality that gets in the way of me finding them attractive anymore.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

a gag ball? If I could be any celebrity I would probably be....P. Diddy.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

How Chris would talk: Yeah... wha- uh huh right...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

don't forget he's the greatest dancer of all time.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but I thought YOU were?!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/katewinsletface.jpg
I used to think she was the most beautiful woman alive, and I still think she's gorgeous.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

where do you think i learned my moves?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah is OTM.

Maggie Gyllenhaal = stupid cute.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I really like her without really thinking much of the films she's been in. She has an interesting face. I don't mean that as a backhanded compliment; I think she's striking. She looks a bit like the young Claudette Colbert, with her big cheeks and big sloping eyes and a mouth that always seems mildly turned-up in bemusement, or boredom. It makes seem smarter than most actresses her age, though I realize this could easily be an illusion. (I mentioned her resemblance to Claudette on another thread I think.)

I wonder if MG can sing; I'd like to see her in a musical. (Oh, wait, they don't make real musicals anymore. Never mind.)

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Much more compelling than her bro.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 22 January 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Melissa- she still is.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

AMG writers: be aware that there is an Erlewine who looks near-exactly like that.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 06:18 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

F this. I don't want to look like MG any more. I'm going back to wanting to look like Bjork.

http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/magz/index04.jpg

― Sarah McL (coco), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

Maggie Gyllenhaal is my new Catherine Keener. (I'm still knocking around with the old Catherine Keener too).

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I the only person who doesn't find her particularly attractive? Maggie, not Catherine.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

You have to catch her at the right angle.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

She's just sexy as hell. Not especially in the photo above, or maybe not in any photo. There's a kind of oozing thing going on.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

All I've ever seen are pictures--I'll fully concede to the idea that in "flesh" (ie moving pictures) she could be sexy, I wouldn't know!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

That's some Videodrome shit you're on.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, you should see Secretary! I think everyone should.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I asked on another thread if that was as good as the trailer. I guess that's a yes.

She was also Donnie's sister in Donnie Darko, Ally.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I was tempted, Nicole...so it's really good, then?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

She had a good name in Secretary.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha I've never seen Donnie Darko!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Well...keep in mind I have a thing for James Spader. But I think it would have been very good even if it were some dweeb like Jon Cryer that played that role instead of him.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

What if it was Keanu Reeves?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Then it would be the best comedy ever.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

She was cute in "Adaptation," too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

For the record, I wanna be Catherine Keener too.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

She's better looking than her brother. But that's not really saying much.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Her brother is hella cute!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I was about to say, I wouldnt wanna be Maggie, cos I'd rather like to shag Jake, and thats rather eww if I'm his sister, so yeah. Jake G is hotttt.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

sarah should reconsider. she IS stupid cute.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:21 (twenty-three years ago)

someone want to post a picture so i can see what all the fuss is about? is this another "ilm likes harsh, angular actress type"?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:26 (twenty-three years ago)

or "doe eyed indie chick writ large"?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:30 (twenty-three years ago)

She has a very soft face.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:31 (twenty-three years ago)

so, the second, then.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Whatever. It was a cross post and you seemed to swing between two extremes in your assumptions. Who do you find attractive, again?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:35 (twenty-three years ago)

grrr jess you are week in week out one of the top posters on both ile and ilm. how can you maintain this idea that ilx is this hivemind that you are apart from?

anyhow.

http://www.papermag.com/paperdaily/culturalsushi/archive02/human_nature/images/humannature02.jpg

she's on the left (thanks google image search!)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:35 (twenty-three years ago)

(n.: i think he likes nü mandy moore.)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:36 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha amateurist when my taste is nothing like 75% of ilx, i can!!

x-post: caught!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.obeygiant.com/bootleg/lrg/bea-arthur.gif

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, nu-Mandy Moore is xxxhott too. I like different types of women, shockingly enough.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel kind of guilty for my mandy moore love actually

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

but my point is that there doesn't seem to actually much ilx consensus on this or many other issues. i think that sometimes you imagine such consensus into being so you may adopt a superior attitude toward it.

i think most people were in agreement about mandy moore, though. except melissa. melissa is a very harsh critic of other females' attractiveness.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

x-post. that was to jess.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

amateurist that 75% doesn't have to be a consensus!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(i am forever the petulant junior high student.)

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:41 (twenty-three years ago)

yes but that "75%" (which is probably more like 40% or maybe 60%) is not "ilx" either.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

amateurist PoP [pointlessly on point].

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

the human condition, pt. iv

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:46 (twenty-three years ago)

this is more of that space insect stuff

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:47 (twenty-three years ago)

i do love when everyone on ilx - which is nothing if not a forum for people to refine the ultimate caricature of themselves - get on each other for being caricatures.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:49 (twenty-three years ago)

it mostly angers me when people caricature other people, or indeed ilx as a whole. (ahem)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

don't make me dig up that alex in nyc parody thread.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:52 (twenty-three years ago)

touché

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:57 (twenty-three years ago)

hugs?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:58 (twenty-three years ago)

not just now.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"i have a headache"

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

i'll be on the veranda

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

if you need me

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Maggie Gyllenhaal is great.

(Nuh-uh!)

― 75% of Tep doesn't have to be a consensus (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Richard Yates, "Gabbo & Amateurist".

I really like Maggie Gyllenhaal. I like what someone said about her face being 'all melty'. Not that I agree. A teacher at Rada once told her to try breathing from between her legs. She says she'll try anything.

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Man there are SO MANY people that look like her! Not that that's bad, but why treat her so differently?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Because you're allowed to stare at actresses.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, DUH. Yeah she's good for that, sure

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

i told my wife that
i thought m.g. was real hott
she just laughed at me

but then later on
we saw secretary and
she kinda saw it

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm so glad this was revived. Maggie is hot. Let's go with multiple T's again just to be silly: HOTTT.

I still wish I looked like her.

What's she gonne be in next?

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I find both Gyllenhaal siblings to be terribly unappealing.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

It's weird, it's not like she's "hawt" in the normal Pavlov's-Horndogs-all-go-"woo" sense, but she's totally hella attractive. I fell in love with her during the "how exactly does one suck a fuck?" argument in Donny Darko.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Upcoming Maggie films:

Mona Lisa Smile (dir. Mike Newell; with Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles) "This is the story of a free-spirited Berkeley graduate in 1953 [I'm assuming Roberts] who takes a position as a teacher at the women's college, Wellesley."

Casa de los Babys (dir. John Sayles; with Daryl Hannah, Mary Steenburgen, Lili Taylor, Marcia Gay Harden) "Six American women who planned on travelling to South America to adopt babies are forced, by law, to live there."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

They were both fucking funny in that Nickalicious, I wanted to MEET them. Best regularly associated siblings on screen since the Cusacks I reckon.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

SCENE SCENE

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mary Steenburgen, and Lili Taylor in the same movie? I'm already there.

(x-post with Andrew; totally! Have the Cusacks ever been in a movie together?)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Joan and John? SHITLOADS of times! Well, like 3 anyway. '16 Candles', 'Grosse Point Blank', 'High Fidelity'. I bet there're others.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I just watched High Fidelity again recently to see the Chicago scenes. It's great.

And I'm totally down for those new Maggie movies.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Also the Slits almost deserve a screen credit, the number of times the 'Cut' sleeve is in that movie

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, Say Anything. She plays his sister again.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah, when I first moved to Chicago, shortly after High Fidelity came out, I got such a kick out of identifying the scenes. (Well, mostly just Championship Vinyl, on the corner of Milwaukee and Honore, in a building that is STILL boarded up, if I'm not mistaken.) (And apparently an old co-worker lived in the apartment that became Tim Robbins' in the movie; they paid her to live somewhere else for a month.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

AWESOME.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

How did I forget those flix!?! Those are like 4 of my favorite movies ever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm w/ rosemary.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

You wouldn't make half as cute a pair.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

MG is one of those people who's attractive not so much because she's physically attractive (though she is cute) but because she actually seems like a nice, talented, intelligent person somehow. Maybe it's just "acting," or maybe that's what they call "charm." This may be deserving of its own thread but I'm too doped up on cold meds to do it.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

It's still cause she's an actress, tho.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Well exactly, NA - is it so hard for people to understand that attractiveness isn't all about static beauty? As I said upthread, you need to see her moving and talking.

I do think people are underestimating her static beauty though. She looks great naked too.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

ANdrew = Not necessarily. Haven't you ever met someone IRL who's not really attractive or unattractive based on their physical appearance, but their personality puts them in one category or the other?

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Not anyone who's as pretty as MG, no.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Agreed, Nick. And I'd say the same thing about Zooey Deschanel, from what I've seen of her.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Tho in general SURE, but let us not drag this down to a 'what's attractive' deal again

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, jay, Zooey Deschanel was totally who I had in mind when I was writing that stuff. Have you seen "All the Real Girls"? The movie is so-so, but she's fantastic in it.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm really not into her at all to be honest.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

haha, I don't know this zooey but recognise the surname. her mother was in and her dad directed some episodes of 'twin peaks'.

I also recognised the 'gyllenhaal' but never checked until now:: her dad directed an episode of 'twin peaks', too.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Why have you got all the directors from Twin Peaks memorized? That's a bit odd, don't you think?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Not if you're REALLY DAVID LYNCH!

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

it's RJG

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

i stand by the above in the cold light of morning

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/109/2/51-5524-sm.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't want to be Maggie, I just want to be someone she wants to be with. < /emo-er than fuck>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

well that's a half-assed kind of love

― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

FYI:

Zooey Claire Deschanel: Born January 1980 (same year as one of my sisters), once dated Jason Schwartzman, is in a band called If All the Stars Were Pretty Babies

Maggie Gyllenhaal: Born in Nov. 1977 (my year!), debuted in Waterland- a movie with Ethan Hawke that as I remembered was not so good http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/images/appearances/awards/movieline/004.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

they're both too old for me, too.

I didn't memorize anything.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a little confused about all this 'she's not physically attractive' stuff. I've seen her out and she's tall and angular with a very sexy body (too thin for some I'm sure) and really pretty eyes. Her nose and chin are a little quirky by Hollywood standards, but not weird at all.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

well that's a half-assed kind of love

My left cheek is the only one capable of loving.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

people in being attracted to different types shocker!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Gifto, I'm sort of just saying that she is a typical "attractive" actress type - and not some challenge to accepted beauty norms.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I just saw a scanned bit about the zooey from GQ or something and it said she is named after JD salinger's heroine? urghzzzzzz.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Not her fault.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

GQ's fault, I hope.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

well this is what happens when hippies grow up to have kids, i suppose.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

This just burst into my head: Zooey Deschanel would be the result of John Hinckley and Jodie Foster had a baby.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Moderators: Delete me. I should not take cold medicine and then type on ILX. Sorry.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Both Maggie AND Zooey's dads are directors. (Well, Zooey's is mostly a cinematographer, but yes, he did direct an episode of Twin Peaks. So did Diane Keaton, for that matter. Okay, but I don't, like, know them all, cuz that's weird.) But yeah, Maggie's dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal directed Waterland.

Nick, not only did I think Zooey was fantastic in All the Real Girls, I actually loved the movie, too. But I totally crushed out on her something fierce.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought the movie was ok. There wasn't really a plot beyond boy-meets-girl, etc., and some of the characters (mainly the guy's friends) were caricatures, which was in odd contrast to the strong, complex acting from both of the leads. But yeah, Deschanel and the leading guy were both pretty excellent, and it even made me feel kind of sappy, which says a lot.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

But Nick, the lead guy's friend who kept hitting on her was SO great!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

He was funny, but his character was obviously a joke and 2-dimensional, which I just thought was weird when paired with the realistic leads.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Shit, I saw it in the theater twice, and I cried both times. Sarah -- you mean Bust-Ass?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The movie has kind of an unpolished feel to it, and sometimes that's to its detriment -- I don't think the adult characters are fully fleshed out, for instance -- but that's also what makes it so naturalistic and real. There are lots of moments and gestures that feel spontaneous and true.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I posted this on another thread, a long time ago, but I LOVE the picture: Zooey Deschanel and her mom, Mary Jo (of Twin Peaks fame):

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/misc/sundancechrysler8.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

god these girls are so dime a dozen

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

"the creeping evil of banality"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me, Jess.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha come to olympia.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

www.makeoutclub.com

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess otm re: Zooey Deschanel.

Key: O = off. T = the. M = mark.

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, I wish I lived in Olympia? But not.

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, in real life, you mean? Yeah, sure, I agree -- jeez, you shoulda seen 'em at the Mum show last month. But I also like to have celebrities to moon over and read up on. And the ones that seem really kool-with-a-capital-K, even if that's as superficial as how they look, aren't so, so common. Dude, Zooey Deschanel plays the ukelele!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you guys all gonna buy the playboy indie issue too ?

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and Nick, I disagree about Bust-Ass being a total joke. In a weird way, I think he comes off as sweet, even if he's completely bumbling and idiotic at times. After all the tumult with Paul, you can see why she just wants to hang out and make macaroni and cheese with him.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

ETHANP23: the last girl i made out with bored me abt maggie g
ETHANP23: before i stuck my hand in her crotch
Dubplatestyle: hahaha
ETHANP23: was that gangsta
Dubplatestyle: like a pimp
ETHANP23: i want to debase indie girls!!
ETHANP23: i feel like marquis de sade
ETHANP23: makeoutclub de sade
ETHANP23: i wish id said that first
ETHANP23: so it was like
ETHANP23: i want to debase indie girls!!
Dubplatestyle: onlyundesadermasoch
ETHANP23: i feel like makeoutclub de sade

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Dubplatestyle: haha that girl i met through friendster is on only undies club
ETHANP23: only losing faith in the world club
ETHANP23: only nadirs of humanity club
Dubplatestyle: only suicide club
ETHANP23: genocide girls
Dubplatestyle: haha they all have little hitler moustaches
ETHANP23: 'cultural suicide' girls
ETHANP23: regicide girls
ETHANP23: 'if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, plz press one'

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

makeoutclub de sade is possibly the best thing I've ever heard in my life, jesus man.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.alienscollection.com/spaceballs.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/tv/spaceballs/spaceballs_!.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

MitchAnon: what is that first pic?
MitchAnon: bjork?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"busy inventing new schools to be too cool for"

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"just because you moon over them on an internet message board doesn't mean someone who looks like them will eventually sleep with you"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

MitchAnon: the roadmap to amateurist-gabbo peace has fallen apart
Dubplatestyle: like israel and palestine, forever linked yet inextricably "other"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

MitchAnon: now if your kids fall in love we have a screenplay
MitchAnon: "gabbo jr., who was that girl i saw you talking to after the game?"
Dubplatestyle: gabbo jr. would play golf or something
Dubplatestyle: curling

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

i only called cease-fire so myself and jess would cease to be the subjects of this thread. alas.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't understand this thread anymore.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

it's about Maggie Gyllenhaal!

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, right.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

we have to work harder next time

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think if Maggie G sees this thread she's going to want to make out with any of us.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

No offense or anything, but I don't think she'd make out with you with or without the thread. Nothing personal.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

oh but ally surely she will, all the boys said they liked her personality, not just her looks!! that means theyre sensitive and deep

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

girls from 2 year art schools are easier to make out with than girls who go to fancy ladies colleges.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Not true, I've made out with half of NYC ILX. Oh wait, I don't go to a ladies college, that means I'm a total slut. Like hockey girls.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

If Maggie G. knew what I was packin' she wouldn't stop at making out.

― nickalicious can't believe he clicked submit holy shit (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

tom delete ilx please

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

More like humanity but anyway.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Trife, we may be corny indie fuxx, but we're not actually delusional enough to think that any of these rich daughters of Hollywood would cast an eye our way. Does that mean we should stop talking about them, though? No, because it's fun.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I disagree with Ally about the no-making-out-chance thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess you have a higher chance with her than with Nicole Kidman.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I am dying to make the world's worst joke (not at N's expense).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You mean that one I did a minute ago wasn't the worst? Hooboy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

If Maggie G. knew what I was packin' she wouldn't stop at making out.

Fudge?

― YOU WERE WARNED (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like the tone of jay's 'rich daughters of Hollywood' comment.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

A HA HA !!!

― nickalicious 0wn3d (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

how does this thread keep getting worse???

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a gift.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

cuz we keep posting things that aren't pictures of Maggie Gyllenhaal on it

xpost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah that MUST be it

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread just proves the shocking fact that men are easily pleased.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha well fuck you too d00d & d00dette

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020617/171050__gyllenhaal_l.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

why do you all want 'rich daughters of hollywood' to have all the pathetic indie quirks of your quirky indie friends??!?!

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

b-but trife she plays the banjo!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

and collects novelty buttons from elections gone by! and wears vintage!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Well obv. it is a triumph for all women to have someone so "quirky" on the silver screen. Don't shit on our feminism.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, you guys are making WAAAAAAAY too much of this. WTF?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ethan and jess in taking things too far shockah!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

ile : maggie g :: threadbare starving hobos who put their palms on the window of a shop and lick their lips : wax fruit

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

nickalicious, surely you are used to the jess and ethan fuck-up roadshow by now?

This thread just proves the shocking fact that men are easily pleased.

Is this supposed to be a bad thing? Are we supposed to be more difficult?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha YOU'RE on ILE trife

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

b-but trife she plays the banjo!

FUCK YOU, IT'S THE UKELELE

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

trife's last post made me fucking spit dude, wow.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan i think we have to up our lame dick joke quotient so we can stop being "fuck ups"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

dastoor your seamless integration into nu ile says alot about the depth of your character

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The weird thing about the Jess and Ethan roadshow is that their commentary is all Statler and Waldorf = it's said publicly, but it's only directed back-and-forth. "Hey, Gabbo, did you just hear that?" etc.

x-post: Okay except that last one.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

it must be nice to not include yourself as part of the ILE hivemind you have created in your head so that you can look down on it.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.visituganda.com/images/chimp.jpg
"I NO LIKEY WOTCHOO GUYS DID TO DA MAGGIE G THREAD"

― CHIMPO (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

ETHANP23: he brought it on himself!! 'jess and ethan fuck-up road show', what is he, oops?
ETHANP23: maybe he can start a logistical beatdown thread now

haha X-POST

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

The problem is that jess and ethan's running commentary is funnier than about 93% of the jokes I've seen on ILX today, if not a higher percentage. This is similar to Statler and Waldorf, as well.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

See, my horrible joke ruined the thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Are we supposed to be more difficult?

You mean that you're not?;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

And it's all about making Ally laugh.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd agree with Ally actually (ethan made me laugh testicles out my nose last night on the Democratic Candidates POO! thread), but I just ain't feelin' it on this thread.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

why 93% ally? round it up to 95%.

no thread has been ruined as far as i can see.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

IT'S LORD OF THE FLIES PEOPLE

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha - was jess telling you off for being nasty to me?

I don't know what you mean by the nu-ile comment or the logistical breakdown one.

I didn't think 'fuck up roadshow' was offensive. I thought that was self-evidently your thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

A thing that, as Ally says, is good.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Trife and Jess as nu-Atari Teenage Riot!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

we're just like indie kids , only on the big screen

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

i get to be empire

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

zooey is a boy, btw.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

'i want to be jamie lee curtis'

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Bah.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"i want to be sigourney weaver"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

rupaul isnt traditionally attractive, but i like her for her personality, shes interesting and smart

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to be stifler from american pie

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

jamie lee curtis had a wang!

woah excellent xpost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"I just ain't feelin it on this thread" like Maggie Gyllenhaal is some kind of sacred object. "We're supposed to be masturbating!!!!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to be al unser jr.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

so, this maggie, she's an actress, yeah?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

aw, good ol jel

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

jel you're one of the good ones, you know that?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

(I will not let xposts deter me from posting this story.)

A guy in my high school named Rikki Rocket as the smokinest babe in rock. He refused to believe that Rikki was a guy. He finally ended up uttering the classic line, "He is the hottest chick I have ever seen."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

What I originally said btw wasn't that I liked her for her personality (I mean fuck I don't know her!) but that the way she was attractive wasn't like how many many others are - her cheek bones don't fit that movie-star-perfection-norm, she's physically built differently, her eyes are further from her ears or something, I dunno, but I never said anything about liking her for her personality, dudes. I don't think ANYBODY said anything like that, actually.

(okay, sorry for this brief serious interuption, we now return you to your regularly scheduled fun idiocy)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(oh, shit, insert this before the return to the fun)

What I meant by "not feeling it on this thread" Ally was that I hadn't read anything trife or jess had posted that has made me laugh on this thread.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Which part of masturbatory fantasy life isn't ridiculous?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

her eyes are further from her ears or something

SHE IS THE BIZARRO UMA THURMAN!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0328828/AW_2302_K1822_30_rgb.jpg

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Sometimes I forget that the phrase "not feelin' it" doesn't translate as well onto the page/screen as it does mid-verse.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, "Lobotomomy in Rock and Roll High School".

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

what i like about stifler isnt that hes traditionally attractive in that 'movie star perfection' way, i just want to fuck his brains out

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.megomuseum.com/custom/pics/jay01.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

trife, you're totally hitting upon the reasons why I have mad lust for Zero Mostel, dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

xp: It's not that Maggie is a sacred object, Ally. In fact, it has nothing to do with Maggie at all. It's just that the tone is different here. I usually like Jess and Ethan separately -- but the snickering AIM chats rub me the wrong way.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

"separately I like them. together, it is too much for one man to handle. like neapolitan ice cream"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nypl.org/research/transformations/images/thumb/70107.jpg

WATCH ALLY SWOON!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

we're like voltron, man

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

zero mostel looks and acts exactly like my uncle

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

LIKE, YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is so misogynist.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

But there's only two of you jess! What, do you form the nutsack?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.donnabarnes.com/Images/pix-4-b.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

trife's "threadbare starving hobo" post is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day. Ergo, the thread rocks.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nypl.org/research/transformations/images/thumb/70107.jpg

"Ethan, give your aunt a kiss before I EAT YOUR SOUL!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I give that joke a 1.3, nickalicious..

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

what i like about stifler isnt that hes traditionally attractive in that 'movie star perfection' way, i just want to fuck his brains out

Kinda difficult as you'd already be inside his brain, though

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"cookies and cream"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"chocolate and peanut butter"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/famosos/9F19LukePerry.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, that's okay Ally, like with many many other ILxors, I only care if I laugh at the jokes I make.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

is that Luke Perry? I like him for his personality and his quirky lack of open eyes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, just let T and G have their fun. It's best not to poke that cat who is swatting the imaginary bird.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

confucious.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah so.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't confucious, get to the chorus!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

asshole.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"eggs and bacon"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

This has turned into one of those threads that I see in the morning, has 162 new answers, I click on and think 'Thanks for nothing nu-ILE'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"shadow and boxing"

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, for sure.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

N haven't you heard what hegel said abt quantity becoming quality?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get this thread.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Why no Julio, I haven't, but it sounds like horseshit.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Teeny, it's mostly about how Jess wants to fuck Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

''Why no Julio, I haven't, but it sounds like horseshit.''

well, ITS TRUE!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

So all I need to do to make a boring thread good is go
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lots?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

More than that.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that Icelandic?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

my favorite threads have always been those really tremendous OLD-ILE ones like "what are you - heh heh - wearing right now?"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be Jake Gyllenhaal, so that I can transition from movies to working at Borders, then become me again.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I can do little but boggle.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

MYYYYYYYY temple should be a house of PRAAAAYER!!
But you have made it a den of thieves!
Get out! Get OOOUUUUUTTT!

My time is almost through.
Little left to do.
After all, I've tried for three years.
Seems like thirty, seems like thirty......

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.gamepreserve.com/store/images/items_thumb/boggle.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

KITE, KELP, POST, STOP, POTS, LEEK, SOLE, SOLD ... Ah, I give up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry sarah

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

SPEED and KEEPS, for five-letters.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

DEPOTS = 6

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

DEEPOTS?

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

or do diagonals count?

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i love how amateurist and N. are so dourly apologetic/indignant that the masturbation session was interrupted.

also, QUIPS, DELTA, SOLID

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

TADPOLE

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

DOLT POSTED LOTS

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

_ORK IT S____P

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

_ORK IT S__I_P, rather.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:26 (twenty-three years ago)

PEE SQUAT

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I was gonna note that Zooey Deschanel was really good in Abandon. But all this meta-hivemind bullshit got in the way. harumph.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)

She was? She was in that movie for like five seconds!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

She was in it a lot more than that. She kicked ass. Funny as hell.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

You agree that the movie sucked though right?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:53 (twenty-three years ago)

kinda.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)

So bad, dude, it was a substandard thriller dressed up as Traffic!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)

certain things took me pleasantly by surprise. characters were more amusing then I thought they'd be. Katie Holmes and Benjamin Bratt got theirs, as did the guy who wrote, ahem, "Trip-Hop Inferno."

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

That was, that was something, that really was.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

i promise never to gaze admiringly upon another actor or actress again. apparently it causes great anxiety in other members of the species.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

so...um...what should we talk about next?

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

the scary and thrilling new world of film without desire!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

aw cmon ams, asexuality isn't that bad really

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought he was used to it already

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

he can join josh and our other "giant brains in jars" of yore

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

how about desire that isnt fucking boring

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:34 (twenty-three years ago)

http://cnn.captainn.net/img/cn_tev_bio_mb.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

what's interesting about other people's desire? nowt

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

so why start a thread?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

why, like, do anything ever?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

personal gratification

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:37 (twenty-three years ago)

to find some interesting new desires!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:38 (twenty-three years ago)

well people should expect other people to poke fun at them for masturbating in public

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:38 (twenty-three years ago)

film without desire = "la regione centrale" opens at mann's chinese

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:38 (twenty-three years ago)

exactly

(xp)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

my last post is a fairly good description of the internet in general

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

michael snow arrives in his workclothes, a copy of the "daily worker" under each arm.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

the papparazzi consists of sebastao selgado and diane arbus.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

michael snow directs the mtv video music awards

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

how about desire that isnt fucking boring
Who's acceptable?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

nü mandy moore.

projected self-loathing is also in fashion.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Gabbo: QUIPS, DELTA, and SOLID don't count because they don't touch. TADPOLE, however, does: brilliant.

g-ff: Diagonals count.

Hey, what's the letter between the A and the I? I can't tell.

Mmm, Abandon. I keep meaning to rent that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

don't!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah amateurist im sorry i dont like a bunch of wack 20s bullshit made by ppl who thought women shouldnt vote

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

sebastao selgado

Dude, you are dropping the ball. Put a fucking tilde on the second A in Sebastiao. Now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

SEBASTÃO THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah amateurist im sorry i dont like a bunch of wack 20s bullshit made by ppl who thought women shouldnt vote

cut! to the marrow!

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

OKÃY

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

nü mandy moore.
Ah, yes, I remember those threads (I think I may have started one of those...).

Isn't nümandy just a pop version of Zooey Deschanel? Cute, pretty, but not a supermodel-type, plays on that down-to-earth 'charm' (actually, Moore plays on it, Deschanel just has it assumed by her admirers).

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

he got ya there amateurist! enough with all the anti-suffragist desire guy, it's really "nu ilm."

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is total lunatics-have-taken-over-the-asylum territory now

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)

it almost makes me miss momus

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't know what the hell any of you are talking about

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

what's zooey deschanel's position on white slavery?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

she yearns for the days when a man could have his snappy pinstripe suit seams taken in, pick up the latest irving berlin sheet music, and get his shoes spitshined by a negro, all for under a nickel

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:56 (twenty-three years ago)

hey what did irving berlin ever do to you

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Who isn't pro-white slavery? Time to get what we deserve!

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.maxwelldemille.com/ClaraBow/clara-a.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:58 (twenty-three years ago)

she yearns for the days when a man could have his snappy pinstripe suit seams taken in, pick up the latest irving berlin sheet music, and get his shoes spitshined by a negro, all for under a nickel

Zooey's the one on the right:

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/prettybabies/stars11.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

who's that on the left, fairuza balk?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that after that picture this thread can be safely locked

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/skulls/skulls_culture/images/daliphoto.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

the fronds behind her looked for a moment like they were part of her headgear.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.tandregulering.dk/web-grafik/rev.headgear.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:05 (twenty-three years ago)

it is the new tooth-operated xbox accessory

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Reviews of this thread's development by waking GMT proximates please.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:24 (twenty-three years ago)

yawn.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:41 (twenty-three years ago)

OLD PLOT

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Apparently, Zooey dated Chris Kattan (sp?) for a while, so I think all of you have got a shot with her if you want it.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

*...mango!...*

― window to zooey's mind (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

(Maggie, I still love you!)

Has anyone seen either of her two newest movies?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't be Maggie... I have this mad desire to fuck her brother senseless.

― Sophie Ellis Baxter Birney (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What on earth is she wearing on her feet in that photo?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Something too stylish for me to understand, jaymc...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

whoa, she is eric foner's niece!

― ||amateur!st|| (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Is she a digger or a leveller (the key question from my TA section of Foner's "RadTrad")?

Real people are more attractive than celebrities

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i miss jess

― ||amateur!st|| (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

my wife thinks I look like a gyllenhaal. but more maggie than jake. this isn't good.

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

but she's really cute

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

well, yes. but that's not what distressed me since my wife has a big crush on jake but thinks I look like maggie. should I be worried about this?

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No. She essentially sees you as Jake with ovaries. Deal with it.
The percentage share is in your favour.

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks!

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=18&pos=1

egads

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

It's over, bra... she takes pictures with her head cocked downwards for a reason...

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Just embrace it...

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That picture has put me off her. Women should not sport half-cocked trilbys in a kooky manner.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

MY GOD WHAT IF THAT THING WAS THE NEW TRUCKER HAT!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

the hat is stupid. but i love her shoes!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

the hat is just a silly designer's flourish. but she looks great in that combo. and the pumps!

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

N. is funny, here.

I keep getting this thing about Cookies. What should I do about it?

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

that's what bugs me about her - she seems like she'd do "kooky" things quite a bit. it's a kind of overly cute eccentricity that annoys me beyond all reason.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking Sides: Arguments With...

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

basically i just think she looks hot in a pencil skirt and pumps.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Attn Noise Dudes: there's some rich material on this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, I keep getting this 'Cookie' thing. Not kooky - but this thing about 'cookies'. I don't know what I should do about it.

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

it's something to do with your web browser.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It just did it again!!

Did you get my mail?

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks kind of cute in the new Miu Miu ads.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't be looking at pictures of maggie gyllenhaal. speaking of browser issues, there are some problems with gmail at the moment so i haven't been able to get to my inbox.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Once again, I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal. (I can't believe I missed the thread revival!) Anyone heard much about Criminal, her newest movie?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

she'll supposedly be at the debate-watching part at Crobar tomorrow night

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 October 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to feel you
Deep inside
I want to feel you
Yeah, kizza me
Maggie
Why not?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ew!

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think popular cinema actor francoise lebrun looked a touch like her.

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 8 October 2004 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna try to go to that debate thing. But I'm working, so I'm getting there late and I s'pose it'll be crazy packed. I'm hoping Maggie'll be working the door, though.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 8 October 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

...if you know what I mean.

― Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Friday, 8 October 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo I gots some work for her.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal, star of a new flick about the aftermath of 9/11, believes the United States "is responsible in some way" for the devastating terror attacks.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/302977p-259389c.html

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 24 April 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

wow ethan and jess were total cunts! i forgot how ruthless this place could be

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

This was posted upthread:

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/prettybabies/stars11.jpg

Is that Kelsey Grammer on the left? That fucker's everywhere.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It still is.

x-post

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"makeoutclub de sade" is kinda funny - I miss the IM transcripts. I still haven't seen Secretary, it's only £5.99 in most shops, I dunno I just feel embarrased by the cover. God, why am I like this?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It still is.

i guess, maybe I just thought they were just better at it

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Secretary rules. I'd never date someone who didn't like it.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. There's a lot to extrapolate from that comment, Miccio!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

feel free!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

secretary sucked

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"His name is Leather McWhip and he needs to be stopped!"

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Your "Secretary" sucked. My "Secretary"... uh... wait...

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

are you a top or bottom, Miccio?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

amst and milo have been off my list for YEARS

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to be maggie gyllenhaal, too. she's dating peter sarsgaard!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Brilliant!

― You Work For Irene (dymaxia), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

boggle is blue in the US?

mental

― ambrose (ambrose), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, you know I love ethan but that's a simpsons quote.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

omg genocide girls

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

amst and milo have been off my list for YEARS

???

i think jess told me to die on this thread! i still like jess though.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

she is way cute dudes

http://images.zap2it.com/20050112/criticschoiceawards05/024_meggiegyllenhaal_criticschoiceawards05.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Meh. I'd hit it.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Grudgingly

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

any for jess, courtesy of google image search:

ihttp://brianbehrend.com/archives/images/mandymoore_saved.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

there is cute, and there is way cute, and then there is Zooey. Holy God there will ne'er be another like her.

That said, she definitely is "indie" cute but whatever.

― Aaron A., Monday, 25 April 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandy wins.
Maggie: meh.

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Maggie Gyllenhaal Tackles 9/11 Politics
Apr 26, 2:21 PM EST

Associated Press

Maggie Gyllenhaal has waded into sensitive political waters by raising questions about Sept. 11 and American foreign policy.

The 27-year-old actress, who stars in a new film about the 2001 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, said in an interview last week that the United States "is responsible in some way" for the attacks.

A fan Web site devoted to Gyllenhaal was overwhelmed with criticism, forcing the site's editor to remove the ability to post messages "because it's gotten too outta hand."

In a statement issued Monday by her publicist, Gyllenhaal said Sept. 11 was "an occasion to be brave enough to ask some serious questions about America's role in the world. Because it is always useful as individuals or nations to ask how we may have knowingly or unknowingly contributed to this conflict.

"Not to have the courage to ask these questions of ourselves is to betray the victims of 9/11."

She also expressed her grief for "everyone who suffered and everyone who died in the catastrophe."

Gyllenhall stars in "The Great New Wonderful," which features stories about people living in New York in the aftermath of the terror attacks. The movie is being shown at the Tribeca Film Festival, which was founded by Robert De Niro to help revitalize downtown Manhattan after Sept. 11.

Her screen credits also include "Secretary," "Mona Lisa Smile" and "Donnie Darko." She is the older sister of actor Jake Gyllenhaal. She lives in Manhattan.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

BITCH HATES AMURCA

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

terror

― terror, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Maggie is cuter than Mandy! Mandy might be in the running if it wasn't for that "tan".

Also, her response in that press release is very good, compared to the backpedaling someone else might do.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Back to top because Maggie is around filming STRANGER THAN FICTION in my neighborhood - only 2 blocks behind my apartment!

I had fantasies that I might run into her and she'd be my new best friend, but then I realized that she would inevitably find this thread one day, started by yours truly, and find the whole thing... I don't know... creepy?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

And then an amnesiac Josh Hartnett will burst into the room, and you'll be plunged into an intense psycho-sexual drama that will leave you forever haunted by fear and regret!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Or not, whatever, she seems pretty cool.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

This photo is eerily hypnotic.

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/196747562544ebb9b3217cf.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

man this thread is so great. makeout club de sade!!

i dont really have any beef with maggie gyggkglkghgtjhtr. i saw her on the cover of vanity fair or something at the grocers the other day and actually got the horn.

i got no beef with amateurist either. is N. dead or what?

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

she looks hot on her new poster
http://www.horrordrome.com/recensioni/cover/critters.jpg

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

ETHANP23: was that gangsta
Dubplatestyle: like a pimp

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:37 (twenty years ago)

your cold, black heart

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

ok i just looked at some more pictures of her and she's still pretty weird lookin

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:51 (twenty years ago)

and ugh SO SKINNY

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:51 (twenty years ago)

really weird looking in event photos where she's nine months pregnant and otherwise skinny as a rail

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

there's something wrong with her face. perma-smirk! her brother has it too but her extra-prominent cheekbones and general triangularfaceness accentuate it.

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Gawd is she plain.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

I want to be Maggie so I can watch my brother and Peter Saarsgard make out on the couch.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:23 (twenty years ago)

creepy fucking sister you'd be!

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

strongo is correct re: 'perma-smirk', I think.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

i'd probably watch the two of them have sex but then i'm sick like that

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

i'm gonna leave that vague

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:38 (twenty years ago)

wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

haha come on IM i have something to tell you and i have to go to bed soon

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

its okay jess... ive known for a long time...

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:48 (twenty years ago)

gayote

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:50 (twenty years ago)

Dubplatestyle: i mean, i...
Dubplatestyle: ethan...
ETHANP23: i know.
ETHANP23: :-*
Dubplatestyle: youve probably always known
Dubplatestyle: like some...magical drug...
ETHANP23: jesscaline
ETHANP23: gayote
Dubplatestyle: im flying high on gayote right now
ETHANP23: poofballs
Dubplatestyle: gayote nate

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:50 (twenty years ago)

reading this thread has reminded me that ppl who think boring bland kate winslet is "the most beautiful woman alive" or some shit are far more annoying than ppl who think maggie gyllenhaal is especially cute (yeah she's kinda cute but yeesh i probably saw like 20 people on my campus today who were cuter).

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

kate winslets got some titties tho

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but none of those people on your campus are related to Jake Gyllenhaal.

(xpost)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

i want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal's baby.

http://www.mollygood.com/babies/modesty-sucks-20070606/magfeed3/

― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

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