Men with a size 28 waist and sex

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Am I a perverted little thing or what? How sexy is a size 28 waist on a man? What is the sexiest thing about it? What is the downside to a guy having a size 28 waist? What is sex like with man with a size 28 waist? Do slim men perfer bigger girls or slim ones like themselves?

*Oh and, does anyone know of any sites with pictures of Men with size 28 waists?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

N., this is a new low even for you.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Already this thread has made me nostalgic for when I was 14.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm size 28. I don't know about my waist, though.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, but is size 28 big or small?

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

28 inch waist! Is way skinny.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

In UK women's sizes, it's about size 6-8. *Tiny*.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

*Oh and, does anyone know of any sites with pictures of Men with size 28 waists?

There's one right here.

― Why do I never meet these people offline? (sundar), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I have a 30-32ish waist.

>Am I a perverted little thing or what?

No.

>How sexy is a size 28 waist on a man?

Depends how much you like jutting hip bones.

>What is the sexiest thing about it?

See above.

>What is the downside to a guy having a size 28 waist?

Finding pants that fit (usually the legs are too short)

>What is sex like with man with a size 28 waist?

Uncomfortable.

>Do slim men perfer bigger girls or slim ones like themselves?

They appreciate any girl that will have sex with their concentration-camp body.

― fletrejet, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was pretty well medium-sized for women (US size 8 or so?)

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

in levi's jeans it's a us size 6/uk size 10 (womens)

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a 34inch waist!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

A 28" waist is pretty middling for a woman, but it is small for a man, or very small for me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd say it's perverted simply because i wore a size 28 waist in the 8th grade.

― gygax!, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(Ditto about the pants.)

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

My ex had a 28" waist; he was very skinny. What was it like being with him? Absolute, pure heaven.

*cries*

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

according to AOL's "body mass calculator" at 6'7", i can weigh as little as 163.5 lbs and "still be healthy." i could also slip through a door jam.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Is a 28 really necessarily all that skinny? I've worn down to a 30 or a 29 on occasion and I have a great big ass!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

When I had a 28-inch waist, I was, as the parlance then ran in drag circles, THE TRADE.

I am still The Trade btw but the 28-inch waste is hidden somewhere near my copy of ABC's How to Be a Millionaire! in the unenterable shrouds of history *cries*

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

you do cry a lot...

wrt: difference btw. m/w 28" waist
on the average, pants sit quite differently on each gender's hips so 28" waist mens or womens pants wouldn't necessarily fit well on the other.

― gygax!, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Please answer my questions *cries & begs*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i am either a 30 or 28 depending on the trousers

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"does anybody desire having sex with adults anymore?"
-shakey mo collier on r.kelly's latest legal woes

― gygax!, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, I answered one of you questions directly, and one indirectly.

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Thankyou Sean, very much appreciated, but the other people here seem to make a left at my question and walk away from it .

*note*
Someone else mentioned if anyone liked having sex with adults,The person whom I fancy VERY much and love dearly is 26 YEARS old and is a man with a size 28 waist! *lol*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Answer key:

Am I a perverted little thing or what? -- Yes, just for asking
How sexy is a size 28 waist on a man? -- Eye of beholder
What is the sexiest thing about it? -- If you like it probably the whole "pretty skinny" aspect
What is the downside to a guy having a size 28 waist? -- Abnormally small and can't lift heavy boxes
What is sex like with man with a size 28 waist? -- Basically the same except he's less noticeable? Also his tiny waist might make his dick look bigger, I don't know
Do slim men perfer bigger girls or slim ones like themselves? -- both, at once

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

*cries*

― gygax!, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Can the women here describe in full detail the night of passion they had with a man that had a very very slim (size 28)In full detail ,I am just interested because of the reasons explained in my messages.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am also so curious to know what a naked *waist size 28* man looks like in their birthday suit, or even just with their tight undies on.I am just curious of course.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck off.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

becky,

did you invent the windmill guitar technique?

― gygax!, Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm size 30 -- and in the not-so-distant past was size 28.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 23 January 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been a size 30 for as long as I can remember.

and not to encourage questionable posts, but Nabisco's second to last point above has some merit.

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 23 January 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

no junk in his trunk.

― kephm, Thursday, 23 January 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got a 28-inch waist. And I can lift heavy boxes. The worst part is that it's impossible to find cool pants. I always have to get 30 or 31 inch waisted pants and use a belt.

― Dan I., Thursday, 23 January 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Been there. Done that. Discovered the glory that is JULIAN CASABLANCAS' ASS and got over it.

― kate, Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

skinny boys are hawwt. as are fat ones. just don't give me no beefcake!

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i am glad di added those last parts.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no way that Julian Casablancas is a size 28.

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

but kate, aren't dirty drone-rock boys more likely to be skinny size-28s than big-booty types?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to be a size 28 too, but then beer happened

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

but the other people here seem to make a left at my question and walk away from it .

welcome to ILE.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

skinny size 28 waists and "big booty", male hourglass figures? I don't think males are subject to the same 36-24-36 golden ratio...

― Genevieve, Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

do people still measure their waists these days? golly. i don't measure my own waist, let alone anyone elses!

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 January 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear I did not ask this question (out loud), despite the hello kitty email address.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 23 January 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm probably something like size 28 but I've never actually bought pants that small; they'd be way too short and my ass wouldn't fit in them. I've never really found pants that fit me well. I'm not sure I can answer your other questions other than my girlfriend is bigger than me, and I like her lots.

I just measured myself; I'm 34/28/37.

― Kris (aqueduct), Thursday, 23 January 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I a perverted little thing or what? I can think of worse things
How sexy is a size 28 waist on a man? It depends on the man
What is the sexiest thing about it? Again, depends on the man - I don't find sexy in measurements, really
What is the downside to a guy having a size 28 waist? He'll never be a linebacker.. seriously, who knows?
What is sex like with man with a size 28 waist? jutting hipbones jabbing you in the inner thigh... ow
Do slim men prefer bigger girls or slim ones like themselves? I think once again, eye of the beholder

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 23 January 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I a perverted little thing or what? Lady, my week beats your year.

How sexy is a size 28 waist on a man? Depends on the guy, but there's something about very skinny people that I don't trust. The love of my life was chubby and bearish and I thought he was adorable, thank you.

What is the sexiest thing about it?

Guys like that can project an aloof "starving artist" persona that can be sort of appealing.

What is the downside to a guy having a size 28 waist?

Not really much to cuddle or hold on to.

What is sex like with man with a size 28 waist?

See above.

Do slim men prefer bigger girls or slim ones like themselves?

I'm no toothpick, but skinny men seem to like me.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 23 January 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I also am either a 30 or 28 depending on the pants.

"Abnormally small and can't lift heavy boxes"
Hey, I can lift more than any of my friends with waists up to 38 or 40.

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 23 January 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

aloof "starving artist" persona

how do I get this?

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 23 January 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

a) become an artist

b) starve

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 23 January 2003 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds way boring.

― Kris (aqueduct), Thursday, 23 January 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I eat nothing besides ice cream and pizza and I can't bulk up to a 28 for anything

― dave q, Thursday, 23 January 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe you drop the coke habit

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 23 January 2003 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds way boring.

― Kris (aqueduct), Thursday, 23 January 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Am I a perverted little thing or what?"

No, you are a perverted 42-year-old married man with a 44" waste. Leave us alone.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 23 January 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds like this thread demands some corsetry.

ALSO SOME SANITY crikey, do not corset the mentalists...

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I was a 28-incher until about six months ago but had to bulk up because I did nothing other than standing in front a mirror gazing all day at the lithesome sex-monkey in front of me.

Hope that helps.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I have 28 inches of waste round my waist. Good enuff?

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I just put a steel tapemeasure around my sexy underpants. It said 28 and a half. However, a bit further up it is 29.

― Gordon (Gordon), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex with a man with a 28” waist? There’s nothing remotely sexy about it in itself, you attention-seeking caricature of a man!

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I DID NOT POST THIS THREAD.

Graham, please confirm.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I did actually make sure you hadn't posted it before I posted my comment N.!

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I am called Nick and I have a 32-34 inch waist depending what brand of trooz I am buying. (Americans - trooz = pants.)

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

New theory: A man posted this thread.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

One may have other qualities too, such as a pretty face to kiss you with

― Gordon (Gordon), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Note: the emphasis some be on *a* rather than *man*.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

What is this new dialect you have invented? It sounds Cornish.

I only sometimes fit into 28s. I have a surprisingly wide waist. If I ever get 3D I might have to wear enormous trousers.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Clown pants should make a comeback, I miss their baggy charms.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 23 January 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You are all so skinny! I wear size 32 and I now have a complex (not really), bear in mind I'm a good 3 or 4 inches smaller than any of you aswell.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

32 is skinny, silly.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 23 January 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I know yeah, of course I know, but like 28 is miniscule, I haven't had that since I was 12 I'd say. Are you all sure?

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan I have seen you in the flesh. Well not in the *flesh* obviously, that would be rude. You are f-i-n-e. In the Destiny's Child sense of the word.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Not that you have Beyonce hips or owt.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd be amazed.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually have a 28-waistline, a 36-inseam, and a big fat ass!

Ladies, you can reach me at...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

With an ass like that surely we could reach you from anywhere?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmmmm.People telling me to 'fuck off' or that I must be a '42 year old man with a 44 inch waist' .........
You can see my Yahoo profile ..my username is sociable_social_outcast
My name is Becky , I am 25 year old,I am female (the give-away could have been my name ffs)*If I need to prove anything further,I can go on mic and speak briefly with You*
And I have NEVER posted on here before, I only came upon this site whilst doing a search on slim men,the other day, but didn't find my answer, so I thought I would be most welcome to ask ask a question.
Any problems with that? Maybe not.Thankyou.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

No one hates you becky. ILE is not a bad place to be. We like your question, as you can see. RJG just says 'fuck off' cause he's battling for the mantle of rudest man on ILE.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's Nik?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Good point. Does he have a 28 inch sex?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I only came upon this site whilst doing a search on slim men,the other day, but didn't find my answer, so I thought I would be most welcome to ask ask a question.

ILE is your home for slim men!

― Aaron (6'3", 155 pounds, 30" waist) W (Aaron W), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

155 pounds, 30" waist)

Fatty!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Just because we can all see your digestive processes at work, N....

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

He doesn't eat.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

please all fuck off and die now, you wriggling stick-insect men.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't Ned and Jess outlawed in the Kyoto treaty?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Geneva Convention!

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Since abrogated by our beloved president, allowing us to wreak havoc. HAW HAW.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea of the waist sizes of any of the men I've fancied.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky is in Los Angeles I think. Can someone verify Nick isn't?

I am 32".

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

fetishizing physical aspects = over the long term, dud.

I am v. skinny (25" waist, there's where I get the 'teeny' name) and love my big b-friend. I've never dated a skinny boy who wasn't dud but dudness was independent of their skinniness.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Which Nick? How many skinny Nicks are there in this thread?

I've suddenly realized that approx. 10% of ILE's population is named Nick.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Nick, but I am not skinny. If you have a size 28 waist, I can swallow you whole (STAY AWAY DAN!)

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

As soon as Jess and finishing shopping at the big and tall, we're coming to KICK ALL YOUR ASSES!!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay I have double-checked and my "have worn down to 30/29" was a more distant memory than I was thinking: I am solidly 31-through-34 with current pairs. I am BEEFCAKE.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had to shop at the Big-n-Tall before because they don't make pants long enough for my legs at most places.

I would prefer a Just-Tall to a Big-n-Tall, but I like saggy pants, too.

And the verdict on my sexiness is still not in...it seems as though most girls don't find me sexy whatsoever, but to that small minority, I'M A SHAGADELIC SENSUAL BEAST, BABY!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I wore Junior 9 S levis the other day and they looked spectacular on me, but I don't know the exact waist size.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

beefcake, BEEFCAKE!

― luna.c (luna.c), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I need help, I know this.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara was talking about the Nik (note spelling) in Becky's email address.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

he's battling for the mantle of rudest man on ILE.

dickhead.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, rudest dickhead then.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

very good.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I measured and I'm 29 to 29.5 inckes depending on where on the waist.

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's not forget fellas, the thread title is 28 inch waist AND SEX!

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 24 January 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I am 5'7" and either 29 or 30 " waist (well probably 29 again since I eat once a day after moving away from university...no cafeteria, no discretionary account that gets billed to tuition, no cooking skillz, no working stove, no slaves...*cries*)

I have sex with myslf every or almot every night. I lurve it. But I haven't had sex with too many other 28-29" people

Becky, i would let u sexxx me up though, (for a small fee of course).Email me

― Vic, Friday, 24 January 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

oh is Tom going to smack me now or is there no soliciting sex roole on here?

― Vic, Friday, 24 January 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no no soliciting sex here. Many people get confused at that.

I suppose a blow-job's out of the question?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 24 January 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just done my lippy...

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Woohoo! I got a reason!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 24 January 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

oh is Tom going to smack me now

for a small fee of course

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 24 January 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's free for you, Moderator-man :P

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 24 January 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Crikey.This thread has gone off the subject, I wouldn't be so dissapointed if it weren't for the fact that most of You on here having said anything closely related to my question, would at least do so! *cries & blows nose at the same time*
I want answers, I want naked pale english men pics with extreme close ups of their cute ikkle waists.I want You shameless english blokes to show me what You got. You know you wanna.LOL....
Come on, make a shy American girl happy now...

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

But WHO IS 'NIK'?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"shy?"

― Maria (Maria), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What, pics of the skinny? Is that all this thread is really about?

You're a Waist-Size-ist! I want no part of such fascism!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The epidomy of a perfect man:
1 rather tall (6 foot tall) Pale, very slim English man
must, I repeat MUST have blue eyes and BROWN hair
must have pretty hands
must have a big thick massive cock *big enough to make me gasp*
must love NOSH *it's the one thing i would never deny a deserving and loving partner*
must be REAL sweet *makes me want to give even MORE nosh*
must be EXTREMELY emotionally sensitive
must be named Nik *he,he*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome, Becky.
But leave my niks and nicks and ns alone - They're mine! All mine!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, Momus fans can usually spell epitome.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Well.......All but one!
*I am engaged to Nicholas (Nik)*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I fail on at least three scores (thankfully, I think). I'm not saying which ones. Do you really prefer the spelling 'Nik'? I think it's pretty bad. 'Nic' is OK though.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

small typo error! Crucify me, why don't ya?
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Happy now?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"nosh"? With all that snacking how can he maintain a 28 inch waist?

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

N - I know which ones. But we worked around them, didn't we honey?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, a persons name is a PROPER noun, hence the spelling of the name (whatever it may be) is taken at face value, as is, no and's, if's, but's about it...Did I say buts? mmmmmmmmmm skinny english man buts *sighs*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Easy. *munch*

Does your fiancée know you are marrying him because he fits a profile? Or has the profile evolved to match him?

And more importantly, does he know you are touting for naked pics of physical replicas on the internet?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

So where's the American-version of Becky, and where can I track her down?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

*waits for ans*

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy are you saying Momus has a big cock?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh You are TOO much, I am asking for educational references as far as these tiny male waists are concerned, and I do not think it's wrong, I happen to love my finacee very VERY much, If you noticed my last message was refering to my Nik, not just anyone...........And curiosity about this subject is not a bad thing, is It?I am not asking to see cocks,(incase they happen to be in the pic, it's merely accidental)

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You are a bit weird.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

*scratches left armpit*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, Shouldn't you be on the virtual sex thread? No offense, really. I think you'd like it over there.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Just because You like it there, doesn't mean I would!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure that's not what she was saying.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

(I guess the "28-inch sex" thing wasn't a typo, then...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*chokes*

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Not on a 28" sex, mind.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I now love Lara! Delivering the funny!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I love You all .really.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Nitsubisco, I'm saying nowt. But you're in Chicago and can always pay Cynthia Plaster Caster a visit if you want to inspect a replica of the goods yourself.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(thanks Suzy, I was gonna mention this but it felt weird)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe Suzy has mentioned this big cockness before. Though didn't you say something about him not lasting the distance on the moulding front too?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

TMI! TMI! TMI!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

What? Even the 'mould' doesn't have staying power??

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron: in your experience it felt weird, then?

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

*chortle*

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

*ker-ching!*

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy wins!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

hehehehe... yes... I mean NO!!!

Supposedly only Hendrix has a bigger one... I was told this second hand, as it were, though.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 24 January 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No Lara, she lost it all quoting Mel Smith.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'Nick, come to thread' will never seem the same again.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick's come thread? That's not very flattering.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 January 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

*bzzzzt!*

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I had forgotten about Cynthia. Is she ever gonna start casting dildos from those things and selling them off? I'm sure an authentic Hendrix dong could sell loads, and a Momus one could at least get a special order from Anthony.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 January 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

No, they're her BABIES. Ask Nick if you don't believe me.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 25 January 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw an exhibition of her casts a few years ago. They had a one of Bob Grant!!!! Yikes!

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 25 January 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck off.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 January 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never had any difficulty with having sex with skinny people. i guess i have adequate cushioning!

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 25 January 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Do people really spell their names "Nik"? This blows my mind.

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 25 January 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

dr. robotnik. he had a big waist, tho'. except, perhaps he didn't since I've never seen him in a real-life context--he might be tiny.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 January 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Nik Kershaw?

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 25 January 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

But does he count as a person?

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 25 January 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

My (ex) friend Nikki? She hardly counted as a 'person' either now that I come to think of it.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I got some SERIOUS problems, guys.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Sunday, 26 January 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Not with Nik????

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Problems, with Nik? no......not really, just missing him loads and loads....

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Sunday, 26 January 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Where is he?

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Not here with me!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Sunday, 26 January 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

With one of his other 'daughters'?

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

lol.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is mindboggling.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

'the boggling of the 'head''LOL

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I defy Becky to be older than fifteen.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, woz 25 according to her yahoo profile last week.

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I never fail to be amazed. once in a while.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That's age in years on the planet.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

So what happened to the talk about skinny guys having sex? I haven't in quite some time, and I require this talk to live my skinny life vicariously through the online tales of other skinny men!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is too weird to even contemplate now. Yes, generally I fancy thinner men, but, for the love of God, does anyone actually check their partner's waist size? Except in a buying clothes situation?

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 27 January 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

*farts* in thread, making the idiots on here choke on my gassy anal excreations.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

excretions*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

apparently they all died from my obnoxious bum fumes.....
but anyway.....bump

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

bump

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

bump

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

And so it begins...

In retrospect, this really was the funniest thread ever.

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

bump

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently they all died from my obnoxious bum fumes.....

Awww... What a little princess.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The scariest thing about this thread is that, nine months on, we all know the answer to Nabisco's question to Suzy.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm back up to a 32 waist right now, but if all goes according to plan I'll hit 34 by the end of the month.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

WOE - i think i'm 32" now as well

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread depresses me to no end

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

And everyone misinterpreted my original post of Been there. Done that. Discovered the glory that is JULIAN CASABLANCAS' ASS and got over it. not realising that the glory that is JC's Ass got me over skinny boys for life. Not that JC is skinny coz he ain't. Sigh.

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, i havent read it...just the title

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, no offense, but you are fucking batshit

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

?????

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

36.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

compared to who is julian casablancas NOT skinny? karen carpenter? jack skellington? calvin when he used to become trapped in 2-D world?? anne coulter?? ally mcbeal??

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Why am I batshit? This is a really funny thread, not so much for the offensiveness of the question, but just for the totally off the wall way in which B*cky L*cas completely freaked out for no reason in the middle of it.

OK, x-post. Dude, have you ever SEEN Julian Casablancas? LIke, in person? He's not skinny. Even in photographs. He's not obese or anything, but he does have a massive ass that is rather out of proportion with the rest of him. I'm not saying this is a bad thing. But put him next to, say, Sonic Boom (who IS skinny as fuck) and you will realise he is not skinny.

(BTW, "not skinny" != fat.)

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, don't make me post that picture of you and the cheer bear to divert this argument.

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i am now amusing myself with the thought of jack skellington with a strokes haircut

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually think the world needs more Strokes haircuts. I mean, not on my boyfriend or anything, I don't want to have sex with someone with a Strokes haircut, that'd be gross. But just in general, you know?

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I see your point, in that it does annoy me when people talk about J-Lo's "huge ass" when her ENTIRE ASS could fit inside one of my buttcheeks. Put her next to Callista Flockheart, and she has a huge ass. Put her next to a normal sized woman like, and she is a waif.

But Julian does have a huge ass, compared to your average skinny 28" waist dronerock boy.

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm in no mood to read, I just miss my 28inch ass like a dear but oh so lost friend. I'll see you again, man! Promise!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Only dirty dronerock boys should have "Strokes haircuts" (and that term annoys me because the haircut existed before any of the Strokes were even born) because otherwise I start perving on random boys who turn out to be mere FASHION VICTIMS instead of proper DDB's.

(And I keep cracking up because the people in my office are discussing "HSA's" - meaning some kind of NHS health thing - but the idea of having to fill out HSA Forms is really amusing me.)

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

if i had a 28 inch waist i would collapse in on myself like a dying sun

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The tone of this thread is so ILX 2001...

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAD A 27 ONCE WHERE THIS 34 CAME FROM I HAVE NO IDEA

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

*chucks Andy T a 40*

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ah. booze

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a 29-30 or so...

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still trying to figure out how my waist has expanded while my ass has shrank.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe your pants are too tight, and they're forcing all your ass-fat up to your gut.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, whatever happened to this chick, anyway?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a nagging suspicion that my arse is secretly plotting to engulf the entire world.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

richard dear a 34" waist is not going to kill anyone

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

im still a size 28 and im constantly amazed that some people find that sexy. but the best thing about being skinny is that when you help people move, they never ask you to carry the heavy things. "oh here phil, take the pillows and the paper towels and the stuffed animals, okay?"

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

My waist won't, no, but you haven't seen my arse.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, hush. I'm sure it's fine. All of you guys complaining about being fat on this thread are not anywhere near fat.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

b-but look at the world! it tells us otherwise!! finally, we know the pain of women, etc etc

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The pain of women? You have periods?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, no, that was just a kool-aid stain on the pants...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

sixteen years pass...

*farts* in thread, making the idiots on here choke on my gassy anal excreations.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, January 27, 2003 8:04 PM bookmarkflaglink
excretions*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, January 27, 2003 8:07 PM bookmarkflaglink
apparently they all died from my obnoxious bum fumes.....
but anyway.....bump

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, January 30, 2003 2:15 PM bookmarkflaglink
bump

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, January 30, 2003 2:16 PM bookmarkflaglink

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 December 2019 03:54 (five years ago)

yes. that was becky lucas alright. just as we all knew 'her'and few, if any, loved 'her'.

― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 December 2019 04:02 (five years ago)

hahaha this thread

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Saturday, 28 December 2019 04:55 (five years ago)

Already this thread has made me nostalgic for when I was 14.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ cosign (my waist has been larger than my inside leg for over a decade)

― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 28 December 2019 11:27 (five years ago)

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