*UPDATE* matted/tangled hair

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Guess what guys, As I saw my hair,and touched it, it was extremely matted....to the point of *no return* I took the ultimate sacrifice!
SCISSORS! I felt bad, horrible as I did it, my mother not knowing what condition my hair was in until I admitted to her today (I was always hiding my hair with head-bands, scarves) She was horrified, asking me "Why did You let that happen?" in a rather sad,soft-spoken and shocked tone of voice.An hour later after being disgusted with the condition of my hair, and my mothers inspection of *how bad* the matting and tangles were,and then me being alone in my room LOOKING at the scissors upon my dresser...I took them and begun cutting the disgusting chunks of matted hair,It was SO much hair, I was strong.I didn't cry.I didn't wince once.I chopped off all of my hair in the back, and left the unmatted hair in the front as the only reminder of what beautiful hair should look like,even if just 2 thick locks,serving as a bit of style for my face...My hairstyle now, resembling that of a hitler hairdo,I would be so kind to let people know, that is NOT what it is intended to be,Nevertheless, I took a box I had in my closet that contained one application of a Clairol bleaching kit, and my hair is a light blonde now.I feel better, I feel happy.My hair nolonger matted,although short in the back, but nothing that time isn't able to heal *make grow* I want to thank those kind people in my first thread about this for all of their kind and meaningful help, advice and care.Thankyou so very much,I truely and greatfully appreciated every bit of advice You gave me.
Your friend, Becky :)

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

no 28" waisted guy is going to want to have butsex with you or masturbate with you in mind. your only hope is that you fin one that has some weird hair-feti...I see you have a thread ready.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Richard, consider the possibility that you have just said that to an actual young woman. I know everyone thinks Becky is a 40 year old man or some such, but we might just ponder the chance that she is telling the truth.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

what are you asking me to consider? so what if they are an actual young woman.? becky lucas started all these threads.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

That assholes name is Richard?..Well then...Listen Dick.Can I call You 'Dick'? No? Alright,sorry....Anyways, DICK. Listen carefully. You are just a sad jealous man who wants my attention.Actually (For those of You who think everyone thinks I am a bloke) It is this DICK-head moron who is the only *ONE* thinking this way, he feels he needs my attention by calling me names, deep inside his heart, he LOVES me, he WANTS me, but he knows full well he CANNOT have me. If anyone wants to hear my voice, on chat to prove I am a female (I have a very sweet femenine voice) We can arrange a date/time for anyone who wants proof of it...Again, I am not going to tolerate a DICK-face to insult me like the gay prick he is,simply because he wants man cock and cannot go about it any other way but by picking on a 25 year old female,being me.
I hope the rest of You can see what a prick this DICK is behaving and can make your own desicion about who is being out of order here.Thankyou.

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

martin...?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, I don't want to tell you what to say. I just think that I'd be less aggressively nasty to a young woman who has just chopped off all her hair. I'd have thought that would be a pretty vulnerable time, and all that no one will want to masturbate over you now stuff could be very hurtful indeed. I realise that the explicitness of the tone was largely introduced by Becky, but the aggression wasn't.

Yes, I realise that I look silly and naive if Becky is a middle-aged man, as some think, but I can very easily live with that.

And while I wrote that, Becky has posted, and every word is unpleasant and nonsense. As you were...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, by the way DICK.All I have ever *done* on here was ask the questions I am very much entitled to ask,So what If I have a but fetish about my fiancees peachy bum cheeks? So what If I call him 'daddy' or whatever else You want to complain about like the fucktard you are.
You sound like You have never had a girlfriend in your life, and that is why You are being such a cock sucker on here picking on me since yesterday...Stay the FUCK away from my threads and stop making it a priority to find THEM.You look like an obsessed maniac comming on here acting the way you have been for the past 48 hours.

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

he has a girlfriend...

kirsten k (kirsten), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You want to know something Martin? You can defend him all you like, You both probably have an unbreakable 'bond' ,started way before I even got here a few days ago.One thing though.Don't you DARE tell me that I am posting nonsense since I am only trying to defend myself from that sad bastard.Mind You, I have that right.If no one else is going to see that bastard for who he is,and defend me, then I must do all the work myself.

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, And I have a fiancee, So not like it concerns anyone else here but me..DICK head there should probably get himself laid then.He seems to have alot of *tension* If he has nothing better to do but bother me.

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Becky... um, nobody dislikes you, but maybe people would respond to you better if you turned it down to say like a relatively peacful 5 or 6 instead of being at a kind-of-loud 10. Just a friendly suggestion from someone who cares.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

peaceful even

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgot about the fart thread.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

couldn't you have tried washing the hari before cutting it? if it is such a big deal? How about some conditioner?

g (graysonlane), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

becky, the same thing happened to my sister, man that shit was crazy, look, ill forward on your email to her, and she'll sort you out. hers got in a *real* mess, but she got it sorted well quick, you wouldnt *believe* it now, i never thought she would salvage anything from it but she did!!

i think shes out of town till the end of the week, but she'll have some good advice.

RJG, i think her boyfriends got a Ford Fiesta he's selling. its like $1100. i dont know if its exactly what you've been looking for, but i'll pass on the details to you when i find out.

peace, love, respect

the g-man

gareth (gareth), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

acutally, its probably a bit older than the ones youve been looking at, look dude ill just send it on anyway, i mean, you can only say no!

gareth (gareth), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh becky, dont worry about Dick, hes had problems with his car recently, thats why hes a bit out of sorts!

gareth (gareth), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

thnx, g. like you say--I can always say "no."

RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

no problem!

gareth (gareth), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I get it, like a man without his car, is like a man without a DICK! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....Dick is a dick though.
Dick-Just stop picking on me.

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ef116290/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/I+am+Perfection---3.jpg?

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it said "forbidden", becky

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Here I am trying to put up a pic and looking rather dumb like the blonde I now AM! *cries*

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Show me show me show me how You do that trick, the one that makes me scream.......

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, I'm glad to hear that the hair matting has been resolved, one way or the other - and I have found that a new hair color does tend to change one's outlook on things. Keep it up!

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

bumping this up

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

bumping this up

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

*bump*

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

what

webber (webber), Saturday, 1 February 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...
Good times.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Gareth's post on this thread is so good, wtf? I am sorry I missed out on all this madness when it occurred, where was I?

Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahhh the good old days.....

smee (smee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Lots of bumping on this thread, huh?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss becky.

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Legend has it that if you post her name three times in a row she will appear....

smee (smee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Why can't i actually remember becky lucas being around?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

bump!

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan OTM.

Becky Lucas Becky Lucas Becky Lucas

*waits patiently*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's our werewolf friend? It's almost Halloween!

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD, STOP, DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING?!?!?

You're like the stupid kids in spooky Halloween movies who KNOW that the house is haunted and that demons will kill them all if they spend the night there, but they decide to PLAY WITH POWERS THAT ARE BEYOND THEM and then everyone gets killed!

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Heeeerrrrreeeee's Becky!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, I hear something in the basement and the electricity is out down there. Why don't you go check it out? I'll stay up here alone.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, why don't we make out?

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

PinkP, maybe you were washing your hair or something and missed it....

smee (smee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What, do you want me to take the dog and check it out, while you stay here with the girls? I don't THINK so!

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I've gotta go get something out of my car. Can someone make sure they shut the light off outside for me?

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Probably cowering in the corner like the pussy that I am!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm back!

BeckyLucasisback, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Bryan! The zombies are out there!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll go check it out! Give me the crowbar just in case!

TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how everyone is ignoring NA's request to make out?

I'm the girl who gets her kit off and therefore gets killed first :( :(

Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

*thump* ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH *breaking glass*

...

tripped on a coffee table! Never mind!

TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww bye ally!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate this movie already. You'll all be sorry when I come back as a zombie bride and kill one of you.

Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Zoinks!!!

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm already hiding in my basement room making a womans suit out of skin and tucking my burgerpipe between my legs. all the while listening to "goodbye horses".

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Jinkeees!

smee (smee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

IT PUTS THE CONDITIONER IN THE BASKET!!! IT PUTS THE CONDITIONER IN THE BASKET WHEN IT IS TOLD OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE!!!

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

gareth was totally up in the PLUR.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

burgerpipe?

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

No thanks

smee (smee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHA Kate I kiss you! In a slutty way that involves us both being killed by zombies!

Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You're getting your "kit" off Ally? What the hell does that mean?

I thought maybe NA was referencing an old Becky post. If he was requesting to make out with someone, he's in big trouble.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, serves me right, I'm a vampire zombie now, so at least I can go and tell Mark S and Catty what it's all REALLY like on that other thread now!

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, Sarah. Like the Knight Rider car. What if he was requesting to make out with you?

Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

HI I AM THE AMAZING RANDY!

AMAZING RANDY, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the thread that, like, if you click on it, your modem starts to ring, and then seven days later, unless you've tricked one of your friends into posting to the thread - YOU DIE!!!

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey, the power of the interweb eh?!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Burgerpipe is the most disgusting word ever, wtf is that about?

Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

check the Vegas thread for full burgerpipe action.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

*sigh* I guess NA can make out with me, if it's essential to the plot.

Yeah, burgerpipe is sicko.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

www.burgerpipe.com

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I still like the idea of RJG and Martin having "an unbreakable 'bond'".

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "burgerpipe" vs that rice pudding cum thing.

Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

burgerpipe is the meat of the future. mmm meat pipe.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

SOYLENT GREEN IS, um, I'm kind of embarrassed to say...

Blushing Charlton Heston (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Meat pie, Blood pudding, & Burgerpipes. Oh no!

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Blood pudding and burgerpipes I understand (sort of), but MEAT PIE?!?!?!

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

meat pies are the best thing in the world

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

well not quite the best, as i can think of other things that enrich my life a lot more, but they're way up there

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

meatpipe

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I keep reading this as the sound of someone letting the tongue hang out, shaking the head and bellowing loudly.

Herbstmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought meat pie was a new penile euphemism I hadn't considered, mostly because a cock resembling a meat pie BOGGLES MY FUCKING MIND.

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well of course you would think anything anyone says on ILX must be a penile euphemism!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we go back to pretending we're all in a spooky movie? that was a lot more fun than all these silly penis substitutes. Sigh.

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It must be directed by John Carpenter.

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Penis substitutes? If anyone substituted my boyf's penis with a meat pie I'd be a tad put out....

smee (smee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Ice Cube can star in it too, like he did in Ghosts of Mars. He's no Rowdy Roddy Piper though.

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd think a meat cigar is more penile a vision than a meat pipe, though "meat pipe" is more fun to say.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

If J's was a meat pie, being a veggie could I get away with not...

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got "Heaven is a meat pipe" playing in my head now. I'm sorry, but it's true, and it's stuck in my head and it wont go away!

smee (smee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

HSA prefers the term "monkey" ever since Catty and I initiated him into the joys of Sprockets.

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

MEAT PIPE!

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i checked this thread because i thought i would receive some news on how matted/tangled hair was doing in his new place, what sort of friends he's made, how his job has been going, stuff like that. a real disappointment.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

NOW IZ ZEEE TIME ON ZIS THREAD VHEN VE DANSE!!!

kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

everybody! do the meat pipe shuffle!

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, I'm the dumb cop who thinks you're all just stupid kids. I have a moustache and I masturbate into donuts.

Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

meat pipe shuffle.

Silly Malone (Chris V), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Get yerself together! Get yerself together! Shake shake shake shake shake!

Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 30 October 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, I'm the dumb cop who thinks you're all just stupid kids. I have a moustache and I masturbate into donuts.

Think about that before you order the "creme-filled."

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 30 October 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I am bemused.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 October 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate a meat pipe tonight. They called it a "shish kebab" and I was like "haha good one."

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 October 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What has London done to my precious Tracer Hand? :(

Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you eat a bag of them, Tracer Hand?

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Captures/CapturesQ-Z/Stagefright/stage_bird.jpg

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's made me almost insufferably self-righteous!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you all want A1 sauce or barbicue on that meat pipe?

It's interesting that Becky's the only one on this board who's ever gotten upset with me. (And I was trying to be nice to her, too.) That must be some sort of record.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I still like the idea of RJG and Martin having "an unbreakable 'bond'".

we have a lot in common!

RJG (RJG), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be the one who answers the phone and gets freaked out by the psycho killer who it will turn out is calling from inside the house.

Knowing me, I'll be wearing stilettoes when he comes to kill me finally as well, so will try to run, fall over and instead of being sensible and bashing his head in with one of my shoes, will lay there blubbering about 'oh don't hurt me, I have so much to live for' until he hacks my head off to get me to shut up.

This is cool.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

You could always stab him in the eye with your heels Luna?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, but I'll be too stupid and scared

luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What is it with you and the gouging out eyes obsession today, Pink?

Are you experiencing urges to stab yer co-workers in the eye with pencils, or is this something we should be worrying about?

kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I'm on my own today, maybe I am going slowly insane 'The Shining' stylee!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Please don't take me with you, release me from the mindmeld!

smee (smee), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god, help, and I'm trapped in the maze with her! No wonder she keeps typing ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES PINK A DULL GIRL over and over on her reports. Quick! Someone! Help!

kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Mwwah ha ha!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

No one better 'correct me, is all I'm sayin'

luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course not!!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it's "saying" rather than "sayin'"...

AARRRGGGHHH!!!!

::bloody spatters across the computer screen::

kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

damn. I hate it when that happens.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Stubborn stains huh?!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Club soda will take care of it, right?

luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(I would post something about tricks for retriving computers after they have been spattered with blood or vodka and coke or whatever, but I'm dead now so I can't.)

kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Rats!

I take it back - no more dead kate!

luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It's lucky it's halloween kate as you can rise from the dead Pet Semetary style. Although, you will still be good kate, unless of course you want to be bad kate?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOW KATE'S EVIL RISEN FROM THE DEAD TWIN, MWAH HAH HAH!!!

evil kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

*hides*

smee (smee), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

right, I'm going to hide under the covers then.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't, get out, I'm under here already - find yer own hiding place!

smee (smee), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

PH34R MY DRONEROCK WUBBULATOR POWERS, I AM SUCKING DOWN POWER OF ELECTRIC PYLONS AND USING IT TO GROW EVER LARGER AND MORE POWERFUL AND LIGHTNING BOLTS AND DRONEROCK ARE SHOOTING OUT OF MY EYES!!!

kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

*legs it clutching crucifix in hand*

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

HAR HAR, I WENT TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL, I PHEAR NOT THE CRUCIFIX...

Oh no! Oh no! What are you doing, put that Strokes record away, AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! ::crumbles to dust::

kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray! Come out from under your duvets fair maidens!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"evil kate" = tautology, surely?

*runs*

*doesn't run quick enough*

*gives local laundry service further business, dies*

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You are confusing me with that Radley woman. Surely.

kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'll just annoy the hell out of everyone as Casper, the friendly ghost.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Casper could never be annoying though!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

You all know this thread was built on an Indian Burial Ground, don't you?

Ed (dali), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

*stares on in disbelief*

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Pretty soon, we're going to have to call th ilXorcist and then our computer monitors will start spinning all the way around and HELP ME will come out in red monotype on our desktops!

kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's Waldo? (best viewed with the sound turned up)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)


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