101 Uses for a paperclip

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At my directorate away day, we did this as a sort of leart hearted exercise.

I'll start with the obvious ones:

1. Brain Surgery
2. Melting them down and making fake coins.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

3. Time travel

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

4. Ant wanking.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

5. Cock ring

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

6. ear wax cleaner

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

7. Keeping unbound multi-page documents together.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

8. roach clip

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

9. soldering synthesizer inards

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

10. Soup starter.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

6. ear wax cleaner

???

― gygax!, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

10. Interrogation tool

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

??? I guess "ear wax remover" would've made more sense?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

11. Constant MS Word intervention.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

12. weapon of mass destruction

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

12. bracelet

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

argh I will be "13"

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

you stick a paperclip in your ear?

― gygax!, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

13. To give Aaron Grossman breathing space

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

14. kidney stone remover.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

15. ohidon'tknowhowaboutforclippingpapersoristhisnotanappropriatetimeforoverstatingtheobvious

― gygax!, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

16. In high school, they used to bend them so that the two ends stuck striaght out and, using rubberbands, shot them at people. I would imagine that this hurts quite a lot.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

17. You can bend them back and forth and generate heat

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

18. Trombone impersonator

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

19. I think Carl Craig makes people out of them?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

coat hangers for Pixies.

― gazza, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

20. Macintosh CD remover

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

21. Pixie's macintosh remover.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

22. to get splinters out from under your finger nails (note this is extremely painful and the splinter has to have made you crazy to attempt it)

― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

23. opening doors if you've forgotten the key, sometimes (other useful objects for this include cards and hairpins)

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

24. modern-art installation

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

geeta have you ever got that to actually work? are you a spy?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

25. Replacement weaponary for Transformers - "haha Sunstreaker your paperclip gun is rub"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

26. Magnet tester

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

27. Ladybird walking-stick.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

28. Very crappy shiv

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

29. IUD.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

30.kebab skewer

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

To abort baby mice

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Make that 31.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

32. To represent the 'Stiletto in the Ghetto' on a small scale model of Dublin.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Unbent - scraping the plaque from between one's teeth when one forgets to brush some morning.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

hey I did this exercise with my kids as a brainstorming/prewriting lesson!

You all get A's.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

What grade are they in?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Woo-hoo! My GPA has risen astronomically!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

7th graders. hell's own grade level.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:44 (twenty-three years ago)

33. Weight training device for novice ants.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

34. For "sounding". (And if you don't know what that means, you probably don't want to know.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

35. To navigate in a very small gondola.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

36. spontaneous sculpture

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

37. To hijack an aeroplane full of ants

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

38. Floss. (Not recommended.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 08:59 (twenty-three years ago)

39. Makeshift shirt/skirt fastener.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 09:10 (twenty-three years ago)

40. Getting things out from between the keys on a keyboard.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 09:10 (twenty-three years ago)

41. Imaginary friend.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 09:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwww. 42. Attaching to other paperclips to make a decorative chain.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

42. Extending the terminals on a battery charger to fit mindisc walkman batteries.

(Not funny, but what I really use one for)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 09:47 (twenty-three years ago)

43. Teaching you how to use Microsoft Office 2000?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 09:53 (twenty-three years ago)

44. Placing them into potatoes to make ULTIMATE HOMEMADE NIJA THROWING STAR.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:17 (twenty-three years ago)

45. Making the hoops for table croquet.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)

46. Cheap wedding ring.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

47. Cheap (and painful) earring.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

48. Boring but practical - a bookmark.

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:49 (twenty-three years ago)

49. Extremely painful contraceptive device.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:52 (twenty-three years ago)

(Does anyone think there might be a market for short straight bits of flexible metal?)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

50. Beetle toboggan

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Greasy pole for the firefighter ants in the anthill

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

oops that was 51!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

52. Trombone.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

53. Hair slide.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:17 (twenty-three years ago)

They actually make crap hair slides as they don't have the all important bobbles like on the end of proper kirby grips which stop your hair from being ripped out/scalp from being punctured.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I realise that they make crap trombones too.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

54. Prom date.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

55. A fencing foil for rats.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

56. Inexpensive Christmas present. ("really, you shouldn't have")

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

57. Tieclip.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

58. DSL router resetter (pointy end in teeny-tiny hole)

― Jen (nstop), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

59. Magic wand for a pixie.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

60. Make-shift barrette

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoops. I guess that's what a "hair slide" is and Archel already hit that one down...
Hmm...

60. Diary Key

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

61. Sole relic of failed relationship.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus wept.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

62. Valentine's gift in a dying relationship.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I once got a pushpin in a heart for valentine's. :(
But never a paper clip.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Was it better than nothing?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, now I get to tell people that story. Isn't that GREAT?!?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

You can bend a paperclip into the shape of a heart, but it comes out all lopsided.

If someone ever gave me office supplies as a romantic gift, I'm not sure if I'd be touched or scared.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Especially of you are a proponent of 'It's the thought that counts'.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

63. Christmas tree ornament.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

64. Cake decoration.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)

65. Prosthetic wine-glass stem.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

an instrument to retrieve a butt plug that's gone too far

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

66. Wire frames for miniature topiaries and paper-mache statues

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

67. Mouth radio

― Aaron A., Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

68. Swizzle stick. (N.B. I have done this.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, come on! Nobody wants to do 69?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 30 January 2003 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)

69. Sex toy. For tiny people.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:01 (twenty-three years ago)

70.You would know that, Nick.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:04 (twenty-three years ago)

71. The murder weapon which will dispose of Becky Lucas :-P

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:05 (twenty-three years ago)

(actually, a paperclip is what Nick Southall has got for a dick)

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark H.....That's no match for the safetypin that can easily dispose of *you*! :))

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I carry a lump of Blu Tac around to counter the effect of sharp stationery. Your threats are empty.

However the event described in 71 is imminent. Re the paperclip dick thang: Does the wee ect ect run down the outside or is it a hollow paperclip? I'm curious....

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark H -Your website sucks donkey bollox mate, How long did you lick out your mother for before you attempted to work on it?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark H, trust me, You do not want to mess with me, especially if you *love* your little site there babe, I am an expert in php server side scripting and I can send your adminis.password to a place where I can have my merry little way and do some awfully strange shite.And trust me the threat isn't empty baby.I can do more shite with my programs, then what you can do with your fat short little fingers,'brain' and 'thoughts' can do together.Trust me.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:15 (twenty-three years ago)

72. Something used for shifting small stones stuck in the sole of your shoe.

― Alfie (Alfie), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:16 (twenty-three years ago)

well, you don't appear to *have* a website, or if you do you haven't told us about it, so.....

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://grandpontgenie.blogspot.com/ ^will be deleted off the face of the net

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:21 (twenty-three years ago)

If You want to keep your site, get some major floppies out babe, and start saving, Or you can apologize for threatening me.Take your pick.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:23 (twenty-three years ago)

saves me the trouble of updating it, I suppose.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, I gave you a chance.You website will be gone soon.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Your*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, this is nice.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:33 (twenty-three years ago)

73. The backbone of a Star Mix Kebab.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

We have already exceeded 101 usages (judging from numbah of posts).

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

We're only at 73!!! *Some* people derailed the thread with idle chatter, which is something that I would never do.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:41 (twenty-three years ago)

74. Thing to push buttons on tape recorders etc whose outer bits have come off.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark is busy saving his site, If he is smart, he would have apologized to me in the first place for his internet death threat.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:42 (twenty-three years ago)

75. Alternative tampon string so that no one could ever forget there was one in.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark is not saving his site.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Ouch, Lara!!!!

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, what Arcehl said, I have my legs crossed

― smee (smee), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:06 (twenty-three years ago)

76. For scraping the gunk out of my rubber razor handle.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark uses it to scrape the cheese off his penis hole after his foreskin has been hiding it for over 4 weeks.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:55 (twenty-three years ago)

**********************self-explanatory**************************

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

77. One-way boomerang.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

78. Emergency crutch/cane for wounded cockroach

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 1 February 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

79. A substitute nib for a fountain pen

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 1 February 2003 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

80. A substitute screw to hold glass lens frames to glass ear pieces

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 1 February 2003 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

81. Destructive Palm Pilot stylus.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

82. A conductor's baton for a grasshopper and circada orchestra

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 1 February 2003 04:32 (twenty-three years ago)

83. At the next office party, play "Spin the Paperclip".

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 04:37 (twenty-three years ago)

84. Poor Man's Fork

― Aaron A., Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

85. Unbend, rebend around your ring finger, and voila! Your arthritis is cured.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

86. Last Resort Dinner

― Aaron A., Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

87. Link enough together and you can make a mesh shirt.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

88. If worn properly and for sufficiently long: Corrective orthodontic device.

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:22 (twenty-three years ago)

89. Use to adjust time on digital watches from the '80s

― Aaron A., Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:26 (twenty-three years ago)

90. Birthday/Xmas present to someone you don't especially like

― Aaron A., Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:31 (twenty-three years ago)

91. Source of superpowers.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

92. DIY body-modification tool.

― phil-two, Saturday, 1 February 2003 08:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Freddy Kruegers substitute nail (until he gets to the manicurist,Monday morning)

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Saturday, 1 February 2003 08:49 (twenty-three years ago)

93. To keep the INKlings at bay when your underground with the girl in the pink suit. (requires more than one paperclip)

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 1 February 2003 10:36 (twenty-three years ago)

94. To keep the INKlings at bay when you're underground with the girl in the pink suit. (requires more than one paperclip)

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 1 February 2003 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Re 91: I like Paperclip Man. Able to hold documents together! Can um... actually that's it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 February 2003 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

95. Along with carrot and wad of chewing gum, can be used to make highly explosive bomb.

― macgyver (Mark P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I got rainy's reference! I also dreamt about rainy last night - we were simply having a conversation. She had a wide, open face, smooth skin, shortish, slightly curly brown hair which framed her face and she was very friendly.

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 1 February 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Just how wide was her face, to the nearest foot?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 February 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin, have you even been reading this thread? There's like 101 things Paperclip Man can do!

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

95. Obstacle in a dust mite obstacle course.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

That was 96.

97. Tool for combing through small particles of wreckage.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

98. Next to useless lightning conductor

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

99. Party favor.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

100. Next to useless dildo.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

100. Conversation prop. ["Ask me why I am holding a paperclip," or ask me for a paperclip.]

― Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

101 Alexander McQueen distressed tie pin.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

102. Subject of ILE thread topic.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

101. Chicken waxer

OH NO YOU WON

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we stop this madness now?

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I think in this game, we all win...

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

...a paperclip!

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

STOP IT.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

You're just mad because you can't think of what to do with your paperclip.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone should start a thread.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Come here, I think there's something in your eye, I'll just get it out with my.... *prod* *prod* *prod*

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Just did.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

mark c, your desription of me makes me think of hobbits. Thanks for dreaming about me, I have been quite lonely recently.

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 1 February 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Any time rainy! It was pleasant to have a non-sinister (small S) dream, and you were a delight. I'm sorry you've been lonely - I have too, in a way which perhaps only I can quite see, if not understand.

(but you're blonde in real life, a little voice in my memory has just reminded me. Still, brown hair suits you. As do hairy feet, probably.)

Chris Piuma is my ilxor-du-semain.

― Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 2 February 2003 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

A death threat and poster of the week on the same day -- sweet!

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 2 February 2003 03:58 (twenty-three years ago)

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