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Yes,It was a test,This is why:Upon being abused over the last few days, a day after 'joining' There was *absolutely* too MUCH insulting and questioning of gender that was more *childish* than anything.
Being that this is the net, You could POSSIBLY question ALOT of things,the persons gender, their race, their age, their morals, etc.etc. But then again, We do not expect people to be *liars* on a board,because then *everybody* can and may be a LIAR.Fair enough.
I was being attacked over my questions in the SEX category, Now, what the fuck qualifies as a 'good' sex question as oppose to a 'bad' one?
I was merely being honest, and besides my question just being more or less a very descriptive question, I didn't expect it to be a *problem* What sex question 'isn't' going to be somewhat intimate, descriptive or SEXUAL for fuck sake......
I found out that the Dick man (RJG) is just your typical nob, a bell end, a prick,a cheesey helmet, a bastard, a jerk, a disrespectful common idiot,a fuckwit,that You can and will find on most boards or chat rooms...and as we found out in *here* as well.When my gender was questioned,At first, I was trying to be as polite as possible, I even gave out my Yahoo! username for anyone to send me an IM to hear my voice on mic,if they wanted to.But as no one bothered to take me on my offer,and things got a little bit out of touch here, especially if in the *hair* CATEGORY (not a forum, not a 'hair' board, but a *category* no less), I was going to be to replied with something like "No 28 inch waist size man would ever fuck you..blah...blah" by the DICK headed twat-face AKA 'RJG'...that was uncalled for, maybe even so far as hostile of him to be attacking me when I was just posting my update on here about my hair,to the kind examples of human-beings who were kind enough to help me sort out that issue,There was no reason for that jerk to carry on his selfish idiotic tyrades to hassle me.Anywhere else on my other threads I was encountering this maniac AKA 'RJG' with his nonstop constant assaults,and uncalled for replies of idiodicy, mind You, they were not *civilized* OPINIONS nor something of that nature for anyone to consider like 'everyone has their own opinion, or choice or preference' this was an all in all attack of the internet kind on me, and of course, that just isn't fair (not like if LIFE is fair, cause it ISN'T)but however old this DICK is, And I bet you he is somewhere between 20-30, he certainly DOESN'T act like it.Yeah, I know many of You are going to say something like "But You went at him too" and Yes, I have, and I have done it on this message too, but that is AFTER the fact, after about 3 days of his constant crap, and to be honest, where am I wrong on calling him what he really is? (jerk, bastard, idiot, etc)The fact that Martin Skidmore at first questioned him about his attack on me, but then totally did a 180 turn, is just fine,because as soon as I gave RJG my 2 cents about what I really think about him,is ALL that really matters,It doesn't matter what this 'Skidmore' thinks of me, simply because I gave RJG a verbal lashing, after ALL the abuse I was put through by him? He deserved it,case closed.
Martin,If You expected me to stand idly by, You thought *wrong*....There are about 4 other threads of his nonsense before I gave him that one. Think about it.
Anyways, I am glad some people didn't want to see me go,even though I wasn't going to..But it was nice reading everyones support, I even got one e-mail asking me to reconsider,and it was a very nice gesture.Thankyou very much.
As for Kate, If you read along that thread, where you thought I 'had a go at You' You would understand why, and You did go a bit beside the point of the original question,and I am sure You can understand that.
I never had a problem as far as opinions go, it's the repetitive insults and name calling that is a bit far off the integrity of this whole site, I am sure many of You can agree,What is the point in asking questions, No question is a bad question, as it were; a question ends with a '?' right? It's just bad sportsmanship for someone to start hasseling someone over their gender of all things? Jesus Christ, then what? their eye colour? or better yet, the brand of toilet paper they use?
I came in here being nice and I intend to be nice,and be this an 'internet' board or not (where many people think it's 'okay' to be abusive and what not)I didn't come on here with any intention but just that of participating and looking foward to having some of my own questions answered, and I really don't think that is such a hard thing to understand, Is it?
So as for RJG-As much as I would of liked to have been your 'friend' You made it so that it wasn't possible for me to think but very VERY negatively of You, and for everyone else out there who likes this poor excuse of a human;You just need to understand and accept it.
It was never my intention,but RJG is just a sad jerk.
Alright.....Let's hear those replies now!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

please don't start threads personally attacking other posters.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I? re-read the whole message.Basically, I am describing how I was treated, so how am I attacking?Answer me now.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm.. epic-trolling. Only on ILx I guess

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, I think you need some counselling!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Starting a whole new thread to respond to something in another thread is unnecessary and redundant and the fact you think you need to take it to this level is hostile in and of itself.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Starting a whole new thread to respond to something in another thread is unnecessary and redundant

It seems more like an heartfelt response to something that the poster thinks has been happening across a number of threads. It was abusive, true, but I found it entertaining.

― David (David), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

far too long a post too read. NEXT!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That girl, I didn't know You were literally impaired! There should be a 'Jack and Jane' thread made especially for you.....Perhaps if You ask nicely?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, please try to approach these boards with a sense of humor... not everything said here should be taken seriously.

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

the ironing is delicious

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(I wonder what's coming for you, Curtis)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

masochists. all of us.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Curtis, practice what You preach?
SOMEONE is taking things too seriously...It isn't me! *giggles*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like reading such extreme insults about other people. Please stop (or at least some form of warning in the title)

― isadora (isadora), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, DallasDeadGirl. It's like being a rubbernecker at an accident though and I feel kind of bad.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Isadora, Hmmmmm where were You a few days ago? Huh? huh?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

don't take any of it seriously, becky ain't real.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

She is real in some sense Di and I in certain scenarios we should perhaps be worried about her welfare, no? I meant what I said about the counselling, I think, even if I was thinking of 'Stan' as I wrote it. Unless you think Becky is an... AI being?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim, let me know when You take the electrodes off your head from Your electro-shock treatment.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

no, not unreal like that. i just think she is probably a regular under a fake name stirring up shit for kicks.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think so, I really don't. Though they still need help!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

LOL THIS IS FUNNY!.....Now, I am not even REAL! LOLOLOLOL...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.......LOLOLOLOLOLOL.............LOLOLOLOLOL...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

you mean, becky = Eliza?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Ned. the niceness can't be 24/7 can it?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Come come, elucidate.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

well i ain't a moderator so i don't know.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, I've just remembered that the first suspect was ME!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

anybody else can't get "No More Drama" out of their head? Mary J. is just CRYING in mine right now.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, this never ends.......Now I am supposed to be a 'regular' in a fake name? how can a name be fake(?) LOL....stirring up shit? I think it's *cough* the other way around ,You *cough* moron! *cough*....
I got here a few days ago, Never been here before then, You either believe it , or you just follow the scumbag who started all of this, and DON'T.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, cool, but watch out for more jokes, especially of the ironic variety. (or even the ironically ironic variety)

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, RJG is just randomly rude. No one else has reacted this way to it. I'm not saying he *should* be rude, I'm just saying it would help if you calmed down.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

randomly rude! hehehee!

― kirsten k (kirsten), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

what about the ironing variety?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

it would help if "becky" got a dayjob.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oi - Kirsten! I blame you for all this.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"what about the ironing variety?"

like that one, right?

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! maybe i do tend to bring out the rudeness in him...

― kirsten k (kirsten), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

JUST KIDDING.

― kirsten k (kirsten), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone remember chasimino? Ronan - did u ever callher?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

crikey. that did my head in

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

nick: my point exactly.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Chasmino was a fake identity a regular had created for a laugh, iirc.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Di: would You please?

*okay, so I know it's the wrong spelling, but the point should be easily understood*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I WAS FOOLED! DAMN YOU AND YOUR CUNNING 'INTERNET'.

[Nicole, you always misspelled her name and you still are which is cute]

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

becky do you normally advocate the brutal murder of people you encounter on the internet?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought that was how her name was spelled!

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

N., you're up late. Too much coffee?

― Mandee, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim, the question is: Is your electro-shock treatment/session over yet?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, you're up late. Is Nik snorin'?

― Mandee, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Mandee I have been experimenting with sleep deprivation for some stupid reason. Things to do before you're 30, maybe?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim is the 'dumb, yet subtly trying to be smart one' here, for example, when he said it was redundant of me to start a 'new ' thread on the same subject ...(was I? cause I thought this was my update) and really it is my perogative...but I can tell Jimbo really likes me, I can tell by the way he obsessively reads my every post and tries to match it with a half-witted reply......Hey , I am really figuring you people out on here!More boardies descriptions to come ha!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

*checks her pink Baby-g watch*
No, Mandee, It's not late in California, It's erm....7:19 pm.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

You should visit Ned, Becky. Right now!

― Mandee, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Orange County owns this thread.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

NoPE! I Own it noew

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's a horrible nasty bitch from hell who can't be bothered to shut up and go away! Top 100 guesses now being taken

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh sorry Becky I wasn't referring to you, it was a random postulation

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

See the tricky part is when fighting fire with flamebait is to not slip into stream of consciousness

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

But if a congressman can get away with it I don't see why I can't

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Or possibly right before you vomit we should install a cute little scottish girl, about 19

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

and during the heaving she can say into your ear in a wonderful accent phrases like 'you're in the prodromal phase of emesis johnny'

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Also here in the kitchen we have a wide selection of babies hanging from the ceiling

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

We don't suggest placing a Fetus in the George Foreman Grill

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless it's been properly de-boned

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey becky, if you want, post a picture up here:
ah f***k, what do you all look like? the new 2003 series

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

And here's the answer you were all looking for!

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Millar, carry on please, I don't mind someone talking to his/herself!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Ned. the niceness can't be 24/7 can it?

Oh dear.

Orange County owns this thread.

Orange County (Ned division) is getting ready to listen to the Zwan album more than anything else.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I need to go get that long string of Screeching Weasel graphics that @email left on that other thread. Anything to make this entire fiasco completely unreadable and so long it's pointless.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, Did you just say "HA?"......okay, fair enough about the graphics, but You are just making yourself pointless, can You take a hint?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

felt tip.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

we really have hit rock bottom. i think it's official now.

― mandee, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, i had kind've suspected as much

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

whee! screen-centeredness! I feel like I'm in movie credits!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

come back chasimino all is forgiven

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

executive producer

phillip greenspun

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

any resemblance to persons living or dead is coincidental

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

CHILL OUT!

― Arnie (James Blount), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The producers would like to thank the cities of London, U.K., Dunedin, N.Z., New York, N.Y. . . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

..melbourne..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

..paris, munich...

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

***********Becky Lucas for lead role***************

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for coming. Don't call us, we'll call you.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

this is silly

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck RJG what the hell did you do?! I must go check out the Why? thread....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ta da (i hate fun)

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn smee, you missed a comma there.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

ignore and 'it' will go away.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

meta: what do stars around a word signify in netspeak.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

emphasis

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

In the old days of word processing, *word* would make word happen.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice one Ed!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

ah. I've always treated the internet as a plain text medium and tried to convey emphasis through language, but what the hell I'm just and old fuddy duddy.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

'Commass to indicate the vocative, my boy!' (I actually had a teacher say that to me once)

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Refuse to believe a person exists or believe anything they say is well meant, and then wonder why they get pissed off as above.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. My. God.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my, God!
Oh! My God!
Oh, God! My .......

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG, I ¢¾ ILE.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

three quarters of a cent?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

that is what my heart is worth...

I ¢¾ ILE.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, well.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It must be a bit depressing to have people doubt you even exist.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

*wonders if Becky is actually a kind of team-building, bonding exercise so that all us smug regulars can stop our own squabbles and gang up on the new girl*

Becky. You can't show up in a new forum with confrontational, full-on ideas and language and not expect people to be a little suspicious and wary for a while. If you then vastly overreact to people's teasing (and you know them as well as they know you, don't forget - it's not like you have some all-encompassing knowledge we're missing out on), you're going to get at best advise, at worst abuse, from people who have a little more experience in understanding what the forum is about and what we do and don't say. We're self-policing - you have, unfortunately, come across our unique methods for that, from RJG's "nasty cop" nonsense to several people who are genuinely trying to listen to you and communicate with you.

The people who are publiucally denying you are who you say you are - well, this is a public forum; would you rather they did it behind your back? Personally, I think you're kosher, but it doesn't really matter. If you were a regular havin' a laugh, then I suggest you WOULD need some counselling, or at least a publishing deal.

Imagine how you would deal with an over-excited kid you didn't know arriving unexpected and unannounced in your living room just as you were settling down for a nice meal with friends. It's a poor anaolgy, maybe, but you can't expect to arrive somewhere new and have all your expectations fulfilled. If you don't like bits of ILE, ignore them. Concentrate on the good bits, like Kate's considerate, detailed responses to your questions. Enjoy banter, if you're not going to explode every time someone tries it with you.

But most of all relax. ILE, or anywhere on the interweb or IRL, is only going to give you what you can get out of it. You're crippling yourself from the word go.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

J'accuse, M. Thames. Vous n'existez pas.

(sorry, I don't mean that at all)

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

(One thing Becky, there isn't really a "Sex" category as such, everything gets grouped together, and the categories are just there to help people find the question later)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

who joins a forum looking to make friends by starting threads about 'i'm going to give my boyfriend my anal cherry, i hope he doesnt fart on my penis'? that be some fucked up shit as they say - dubious to say the least...ESPECIALLY if it is genuine!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Its like living in a L@rry Cl@rk Film

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

On the other hand sharing the same problems (one, anyway) w/God must be OK for one's ego

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's not like there aren't a few of us here who like talking about sex, so why not? It's just as valid as some of the "[insert name of desperately bollocks conceptual artist only actually known to 2 people who just happen to form ILE's most pompous clique], c/d?" threads we put up with every now and then.

*NB I am *not* thinking of anyone in particular.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Do Fabbri make Anal cherries.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like living in a L@rry Cl@rk Film

I'm pretty sure Larry would disagree: no sign of a skateboard ANYWHERE.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's just as valid as some of the "[insert name of desperately bollocks conceptual artist only actually known to 2 people who just happen to form ILE's most pompous clique], c/d?" threads we put up with every now and then.

maybe so, but that doesnt spawn a whole host of stupid pointless follow-up threads like this....i seem to be enjoying it tho...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

*just walked into the room*

Hey, guys! How's it going??? ha ha ha Give me five!
Uh, guys?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think there was anything wrong with the threads Becky posted. I don't think there was anything much wrong with the reactions either apart from RJG shouldn't have told her to fuck off.

Here's an idea - we have a "Click if you're new" button which leads to either:

- a nice introduction written by a kindly moderator or
- a thread of 'advice to new people' written by all of us (this is preferable but dangerous).

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG's 'Advice To New People' thread might be to fuck off.

As for my 180 (which it wasn't): I supported Becky in a few places (I don't know if Becky has read widely here, or stuck mostly to her own threads), and had a go at RJG. I didn't at all object to Becky getting aggressive back, but the homophobia and idiocy of the response made me feel that I didn't want to bother supporting Becky's side any more. That doesn't mean I'm on RJG's side either: I'm quite capable of thinking that both have behaved badly.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Tom's idea! the thread of advice would be more fun, but like he said more dangerous.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

to say that becky's reply was homophobic is just kinda silly. she is just bad at insults. as always: quantity!=quality.

and to say that I think that all new people should fuck off... isn't fair!

I just amalgamated all her threads into one sentence [with mistakes] and gave her it as a reply. I thought I was funny. I don't suppose it matters if anyone else did.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"(One thing Becky, there isn't really a "Sex" category as such, everything gets grouped together, and the categories are just there to help people find the question later)"-Graham
Graham....That is what 'CATEGORY' means! I didn't mean that to sound condescending,but the I am just being honest...
*Graham, I bet You are just trying to 'gang up' on me too! *boo-hoo*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Um becky, Graham kind of *made* this board - I think he might know what he's talking about.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, even the guy who built the system is against her! EVERYBODY HATES HER GUTS OMG Viva Dadaism

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark C-You just made yourself look like the biggest cunt on net space, I read your post and thought "Where the fuck does this idiot make his point?" I am talking about the 'epic sega' You posted on here about blah, blah, blah;complete and utter trash!
I am sorry 'Mark'-(because really, we don't know if you really *are* Mark, do we?)
Anyways, 'M-ark' I just want to say, that from the little sense you made on your post, I can tell you are trying to look like you know what you are talking about...Basically all you numb nuts (the ones going out of their way to attack me,now, not just about my 'gender' but now for absolutely bollox for reasons) And personally You can all kiss my sweet and peacy ass.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

my ass is also peacy, but my genitals are covered in wars

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

800 missiles will clear that right up

― ron (ron), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ass peacy or ass chery?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky: click

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin. OI.
When was I being homophobic? care to bloody explain? just because someone calls someone else *gay* , does that mean that person HATES gay people? Now, You are just acting like a shite head, and it looks like *YOU* are the one with the anti-homosexual views,love.
I recall saying that RJG *must* be gay, because he is just viciously attacking me like a gay man would attack when he thinks some chick is after his lovers man meat.Martin, go back to the bin mate.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

KEEP IT COMING!!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

this just gets better and better

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Kim, Graham *made* this board-that's all fine and dandy, but the meaning of 'CATEGORY' has been established AGES ago. Take a hint?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i missed the "hint".

― kirsten k (kirsten), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

also, i believe it should read: "the meaning of 'category' WAS established ages ago."

― kirsten k (kirsten), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I followed Curtis' link and kept expecting it to do one of those things like they do over at sabotage or wherever, where the ferrets or the dead people jump out and scream at you until your trousers become irrecoverably soiled, and then it didn't. Poo.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

it was just pointed out to me that there was really no point in correcting your grammar. i couldn't help it...sorry.

― kirsten k (kirsten), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there's something more fundamentally wrong here.

fundamentally-challenged, that is!!!!!!!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Curtis, I clicked on the link, Is there something You want to *say* to me? *lol*
*grabs a box of kleenex*
*blows her cute ikkle nose*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

becky have you read the Advice for New ILXer's thread yet? Might be a good idea. :)

― fractal (fractal), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not nice to pick on me like that becky - I can be kind of thick sometimes and it hurts when people point it out like that! I might even cry now.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

No Kim, because if you put emphasis on the word *WAS* instead of *CATEGORY* then you are basically saying the word 'category' nolonger exist.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not following you... *wipes drool from corner of mouth*

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, just goes to show, not everyone is a prick like you...

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No, and that's their weakness

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i believe you meant "kirsten" instead of "kim." and i'm not sure what you meant about "basically saying the word 'category' nolonger exist." i won't even start on that one...i was simply emphasizing the WAS to point out your error, but i've already acknowledged that my effort was useless. sorry.

― kirsten k (kirsten), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Fractal, Don't tell me you expect me to read some thread like it's meant to be an online manual for something I have been doing for over 10 years now....I don't mean to sound cruel, but don't you think it's pretty simple to post a message, and click? And peoples behaviour is just up to them.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(One thing Becky, there isn't really a "Sex" category as such, everything gets grouped together, and the categories are just there to help people find the question later)
-- Graham
Um becky, Graham kind of *made* this board - I think he might know what he's talking about.
-- Kim
Hey Kim, Graham *made* this board-that's all fine and dandy, but the meaning of 'CATEGORY' has been established AGES ago. Take a hint?
-- becky lucas
also, i believe it should read: "the meaning of 'category' WAS established ages ago."
-- kirsten k
No Kim, because if you put emphasis on the word *WAS* instead of *CATEGORY* then you are basically saying the word 'category' nolonger exist.
-- becky lucas

Ah, *KIRSTIN K* is the STUPID one!
thanks for clearing that up, KIRSTEN K! :)

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

it has been established.
it was established ages ago.

pick one. you can't have your cake and eat it too.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"the meaning of 'category' WAS established ages ago." can't ever mean "the word 'category' no longer exists."

even for morons, SORRY BECKY----COME UP WITH ANOTHER DUMB LINE!!!!!!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Kirsten (the stupid one)
The word 'was' is past tense for the word 'is'..Okay?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry, becky, i just don't see what your point is.

― kirsten k (kirsten), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Noooo I'm the stupid one dammit. Give me that!

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim & RJB...
Are you both sucking eachother off or something?
You need to re-read the whole 'script' my dears, either You both lacked points in reading and comprehension, or your mouths and minds are elsewhere....

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i have to say i'm impressed with the staggering level of self-confidence this becky seems to posess.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That's perfectly alright, Kirsten (the dumb one) I don't expect helium filled balloon brains to gather anything except a funny voice perhaps.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim, You can talk to yourself or to your boyfriend RJG from this point on..I am going to get ready to watch AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!
yipppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Bye!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

You need to re-read the whole 'script' my dears, either You both lacked points in reading and comprehension, or your mouths and minds are elsewhere....

becky is a scientologist.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

becky, since you're so new to ile, why does it seem to matter so much? you could just leave for a few days, cool off a bit, and then come back and make peace with people. i don't mean i want you gone, so please don't take it that way, i'm just saying maybe a little time would make people easier to talk to.

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't mean i want you gone

i'd really rather like to know why

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

because i think people can get along if they want to

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

*cough* ok

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Ave Maria!
This is the thing, I came here like a good ikkle girl more than a few days ago,I posted a completely honest question about slim men,and a few others, as I thought this being a 'question' board, didn't feel it was going to be something like a 'crucifiction' as an aftermath, so basically it's everyone else here who has 'attacked' me who has a problem of some kind,now, if you don't see it that way, then fine, but it's my perogative what questions I ask, after all, If I am going to take the time to actually type them out and post them, then it means I want some serious answers, right? Otherwise, what is the point of the question mark existing if the questions before it are just going to be meaningless,or subjest to being critisized, making this site meaningless,making the members here meaningless, making this whole damn world meaningless, putting it mildly, If someone is really going to be that crass and decide to 'attack the newbie' and let's be fair here, what in your or anyones terms is a 'newbie'? someone who just came here on the site,like they have never participated in a board room before? most people have done hundreds of boards, and being called a 'newbie' is just your typical net slang used by your typical idiot on the net, cut the newbie shite, people, because it's just plain stupid when someone uses that term to describe someone who registered to be part of a board, and just because most of you silly imbecils have your own little 'friends' here and seem to have form some sort of sick internet bond, gives you no right to be attacking people who come join the board, it's very silly, because we are all supposed to be a group of people on the same site ,same board, and should get along, this is like a country calling war with itself....I don't really care at all for the stupid ones here, I have had the chance to see there are some nice people here amongst you, and those of you who want nothing more but to take me on and 'attack' me, well, let the show begin!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

becky - don't let the hatas get you down. hopefully there will come a time when we'll be able to look back at this, laugh/grimace, and make hyperobscure jokes about it that will have newer posters wondering WTF?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years from now, I would never treat the 'newbie' (Their term, not mine) like shite.
Just being myself mate.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This American Idol show has got me singing old Siouxie tunes...
*Kiss them for me, I might be ......*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*singing like Siouxsie*
"I am the arriving beauty queen....la la la la....kiss them for me..."

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

someone sang 'kiss them for me' on american idol?!!!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No, No one did. Hey if they did, it be fuckin' clever.But apparently, American Idol contestants can't sing anything but crappy songs by crappy singers.Anyways I am the one singing it here...
*Kiss them for me....I will be delayed*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, I still don't understand why you think that because something 'was established' that means it can no longer be in existence. 'Establish' means when you start something, right?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

N-What are you, another retard on here? ever heard of the word 'empshasis' look it up in the dictionary, and perhaps instead of skipping the posts when you come back here, read everything and then maybe, just MAYBE (emphasis, see?) Your stupid brain will finally understand.
Go fuck your dog before you do, it might relieve some of the pressure in your thick head.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

did it work for you?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What? my php side scripting to gain acess to that gimp site of yours? I am going to do it soon,trust me.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=empshasis

― smee (smee), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to do it soon,trust me

Good, go on. Do it. Hurry up. With all this dithering I'm surprised you can hold down paid employment. "And now it's time for your appraisal, Ms Lucas. Let me take this opportunity to say I don't think I've ever met someone quite as work-shy as you."

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Becky - it did help. Sorry for being such a retard.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Homo fucker, Just because you want me to do something quick, doesn't mean I will do it as quick as you'd like me to be,Does your dad fuck you harder simply because you demand him to do so? No, he takes his sweet time and pumps your anus as deep and and slow as he wishes, see, no one really bothers to do things the way you want them to be done Marko-Polo.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

N-Don't make the same mistake Mark has,that's my best advice to you, Mong.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

*I hope she's not gonna tell him to give me more good lovin'*

― Nick's Dog (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Once more Becky underestimates the dullness of the Hester household.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hester? Charlie Chester :)

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"She ain't a playa

She just crush a lot....."

― pinkskies, Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

tho she has grasped the concept of rhyme, tho. Interesting.....still I bet she had to have a lie down afterwards.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Just 'squash' it Yo yo yo.... (?)

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Saturday, 1 February 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Bump.

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 27 February 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, this is a real 'thread of beauty'.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Friday, 27 February 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow I was out of my mind DRUNK!!! And N. got called a "mong!" Crime abounds.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 27 February 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus isn't it motherfuck o'clock in Noo Yawk? (haha oh my sides ethnic spelling)

― ENRQ (Enrique), Friday, 27 February 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

So, what became of Becky?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 27 February 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, that's what we wanna know.

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 27 February 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty new on here myself, and would never spew angry bullshite like that, well not until I get to know folk first :)

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 27 February 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

But you will share the size of your boyf's balls....interesting...

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

So she's in and accepted.. One of us One of us...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Trolls were way better in those days.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

me drunk + trolls = bad

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

eew trollbabies

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously jan-august 2003 was like ilx's long, dark tunnel

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I have seriously never read this before. WTF.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally I can't believe you missed this!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Becky was made a moderator some weeks ago.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe I missed it either, it seems like the kind of thing I'd be all the fuck over too.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe you were 'on a break'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom was great on this thread.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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