TITS/JOBS/AGE CHECK

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Recently I have noticed a trend among ILE people.

1. All the women (according to the bras thread) have huge boobs. Wow, I just gotta say it. Wow. Now explain yrselves.

2. The median age seems to be 29. As in I haven't done the math exactly but 29 seems to be a popular age around here. Explain yrselves.

3. How many of you have actual jobs? That pay money? That are full-time? I've noticed a lot of ILxorz seem to be freelance or unemployed. Explain yrselves.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I have large boobs but not huge, I'm 27 and I am full time wage slave - so ner!

― smee (smee), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

1 I hope not
2 25
3 Yep, full-time

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Worryingly, they're growing.
2. 24 in a week
3. Of course. That's why I spend so much time on here.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

1) early puberty/a tendency to put on weight
2) 26.
3) um.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not have large breasts. I'm 25 (since Tuesday). I have a full-time job too, albeit one where I can sit surfing the web all day.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I like boobies.
2. 28
3. Yep a real job, it pays crap.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

1. mine are fucking HUGE
2. 28 in 9 days
3. freelance writer, so yeah I post a fair amount (though not in the top 50 IIRC)

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a medium boob, am 24 and have a full-time job, which is why I don't get to write much.

― nickie (nickie), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Just one boob?

― smee (smee), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This is getting spooky. Martin/Chaki to thread!

I have pretty firm chestal area, but it's all downhill from there. A friend threatened to start calling me "Gregory Peck".

I'm 28, as of the start of the year.

I am workwise in the same situation as caitlin.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

1. They're getting smaller.
2. 32
3. Full time real job (though it seems these days that being here is more important than work).

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a biological phenomenon

― nickie (nickie), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

1. small but pert
2. 25 in 9 days (!! Matos no shit!)
3. "Accounts Specialist" office drone low pay layoff looming

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I'm a fuckin dude, man.
2. 23.
3. Full-time job, workin for the man, dude.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never had boobs, I am never ever, ever, EVER going to get them, EVER. If I had them I wouldn't be typing. I am 22 and 8 months (ok, my body is). I am working part-time, but that *is* going to change, soon, *yes,* okay?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I don't like boobies
2. 44 year old body, but the mind of a 12 yr old.
3. I used to be on top of the world, but now I climb trees and deny that i have had plastic surgery.

― Michael Jackson (Chris V), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Manly
2. 29 in 6 weeks
3. I work part time as a chatroom moderator/question setter, so I am actively encouraged to surf 'n' chat. I may be moving into the world of the full-time wage slave in the next couple of weeks, though hopefully still working from home.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Joey Tribbiani: "Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me."

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

1. 14DD
2. 29 yrs old
3. Part-time job

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

1 none of yer damn bizniz.
2. 29 yrs old/young depending on who i feel that partic. day
3. Fool time work

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

1) small
2) 24
3) full-time university admin job plus some other bits

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve Martin in LA Story, in a quote which was apparently stolen by Friends: "I could never be a woman. I'd just sit at home and play with my breasts all day."

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather play with someone else's.

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Average
2) 23
3) Okay, another bloody freelancer

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Very large, due to genetics.
2) No comment.
3) (Under)employed by a temp agency.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

1) None, being a male with normal hormones.
2) 24
3) Engineer and employed as one.

― fletrejet, Friday, 7 February 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't look at the word "hormones" without thinking "Yeah, she makes a hell of a racket".

Um....

1) Muscular. Honest. Ahem.
2) 30.
3) Unix Admin for a major merchant bank. Believe me there is no more apt piece of Cockney rhyming slang.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Very large - been this way since I started developing at age ten - I want a reduction to helb my back and shoulders;
2. 29 - DOB= 6 May 1973
3. Freelance and happy and making more than I was making working "full-time."

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

1. people with testicles are no longer required to answer question number one.
2. 4/16/1978
3. full time. Not allowed to log on to sites from work.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

1. 36B I don't think that's huge, is it? Just sort of average.
2. I was 35 at the end of last year, which makes me feel ancient compared with all you 29 year olds.
3. I am gainfully employed and I am The Boss, which is even more fun!

― C J (C J), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

1. None
2. 25.6
3. Three part-time jobs. (how do I find the time to post here? don't ask my boss at job no. 1, which, if you'll remember is Quality.)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Eeh, enough; not emphasised as often as they used to be when I was a student.
2) 24 since last October.
3) Office monkey temp, moving across the hallway to another position in the same Council Directorate (me speakee Bureaucracese) on Mon/Tues, not sure whether will be able to sneak onto ILX. Open-plan offices suck for dedicated loafers.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

1. OK
2. 21
3. NO

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I just have tits. No job and no age (nb.this isn't strictly true)

― alix (alix), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I am no longer required to answer this question.
2. I am 27, and thus doing my part to keep the average hovering around 29.
3. I have a job.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Mine are not big, I'm a 34B
2. I am 22 and a half
3. I have a job, alright. A great soulsucking evil job that makes me physically ill just to come in, but yeah, it's here and it exists and it envelopes about 75 hours a week of my life. Thanks for rubbing it in.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I have testicles
2. 36 and am feeling really old in this thread
3. Full-time, project-based, travel too much, but get paid to drink all around the US

― No One (SiggyBaby), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

1. (disqualified to answer t'is, due to having t'''icles (a pity!!))
2. for one more month, forty-two
3. three jobs, of which the "day-jay" counts for 'bout a half of the income (w/ radio and, lately, translation jobs makin' up the other 'alf)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

1) No knockers, though what I have + a wonderbra + a pair of socks = my kind of small but perfectly formed breasts. Er...

2) 28 and 10 months

3) A job in the voluntary sector that sees me do wonderful work that makes the world a better place, but is poorly paid. I get my reward in heaven, whilst is cold comfort to an agnostic.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I'm a dude
2. I'm only 26
3. I have a 3/4 time job, like 27 hours a week, I'll probably end up working 36 hours soon :(. I'm a library assistant, it's a good job as I don't have to sit around typing up reports or go to lots meetings. I mainly do literature searches, order ILLs, catalogue books, think.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I have no 'boobs', but my arse is pretty shapely.
2. 37.
3. Yes, full time.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hah, --jel--, i'm a library assistant too, albeit a full-time one. so, er...

1.) ample ampuoles of alabaster albatross-ness.
2.) 24.
3.) full time, and almost as much time is spent commuting...o.o;;;)

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! cool, there are quite a few library workers on ILX!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is shrinking!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

1. 36c - that's not huge!
2. I'm 30
3. I'm an acolyte of the devil...*

(I work for laywers)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay library workers. (That's 3 with my answer, and 2 = 31. Yay.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah - I'm 29, I work in a kind of library and I got accused of having manboobs for the first time ever this afternoon. And I have no testicles.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You shouldn't have had that facelift, N. They've pulled everything upwards way too much if your testicles are being mistaken for man-boobs. I like your new tie though.

― C J (C J), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

manboobs can be entertaining, though; was it said in a nice way or a not-so-nice way?

if it makes you feel better, my boobs aren't exactly small, and my bassist (who is male) has ones that are fast encroaching upon my size---albeit they spread out a bit more across his ~~girth~~ chest...

(he can't possibly be cool, though---he's never worked in a library! :) )

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Manboobs = gay.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

in what sense?

if you mean as in the sense that men with manboobs tend to be gay, i'd have to say most men i've ever known who've got them aren't. they do, however, tend to be fanboys. but that also might have to do with the circles i tend to hang around in. :)

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

1. xxxx
2. 22
3. Between schools, so to speak

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

1. They're pecs, just about, not boobs.
2. 43, the oldest very frequent poster here.
3. Full-time job, and I don't post during work hours. (I'm an analyst/programmer, if you care.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I so don't believe you, Martin.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

N. - you're 29?! Wow.

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

29, full time J.O.B.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I finally clicked on this thread on the hopes that it was a misspelling meaning TITLES/JOB/AGE but I guess that would have been redundant.

*sigh*

medium but quite perfectly shaped
27
more than full-time

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

medium but quite perfectly shaped

Whatever you say, "teeny at bust dot com".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

What don't you believe, Nabisco? The pecs bit? They are solid lumps of muscle. Really. I think I've mentioned my age before without challenge, and my job. Perhaps the not posting during work hours? I do occasionally drop in when I have a lunch hour spare, but not too often, and that's not work hours anyway. I think you must have meant the pecs.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

1) ...
2) 33.
3) I normally get paid to write about pop records and comic books. Right now, I'm getting paid to _not_ write about anything. Nice work if you can get it.

― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 7 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

1. CONFIDENTIAL INFO, but yeah, on the larger side. Not HUGE though, I'd say.
2. 22
3. Advertising Assistant, but leaving the job in about three days. In a few weeks I'll be a 'Marketing Coordinator.' Sweeeet.

― Mandee, Friday, 7 February 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

1. no boobs as yet
2. 20 years old
3. i'm at college, but i work part-time in as newsagents

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 7 February 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

1. generous
2. 29
3. work extrafull time. No computer at work to do, well, anything on.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 February 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

1. too skinny for man-tits
2. 32, soon to be 33
3. Luna's "an acolyte of the devil." Hello, my name is Lucifer, Esq.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 February 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

1) ----
2)23
3)post grad student, with two part-time jobs, one as a receptionist and the other as a research assistant.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 8 February 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Mercifully boobless thus far.
2. 35
3. News Desk Editor for a major weekly news magazine/freelance writer.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 February 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

1)medium, probably around grapefruit size.
2)22
3)student w/ 3 part time jobs but i'm on summer holidays right now

― minna (minna), Saturday, 8 February 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Minna, I don't know how grapefruits grow in your neck o'the woods but down here a grapefruit is one damn good handful!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 February 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

haha ok small grapefruit or large orange. yeah i guess grapefruits are relatively small here

― minna (minna), Saturday, 8 February 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't sell your self short. The reply should have been along the lines of, "oh, you consider *that* large?"

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 February 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

sam you crack me up!

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 8 February 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't wanna mislead the public!

― minna (minna), Saturday, 8 February 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nass.usda.gov/fl/gif/em1202c.gif

http://www.nass.usda.gov/fl/gif/wss1202c.gif

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

1. small.

2. 25 since start of december.

3. contract job - ending start of march, maybe getting extended though.

― sand.y, Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm glad I don't ILX at work. "A bunch of hot young women are telling me how big their breasts are, boss..."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

1. not req to answer.
2. 23
3. post grad student

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

1. tiny, but i think if i worked out and everything they'd be well formed. at least that's what a friend once told me.
2. 20
3. i *think* i have a job, i haven't started it yet tho and i don't know how much money i'll be getting.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

also i'm not a women i guess i should add in case i confused anyone

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

1. average size, but above average look, very nice, thanks for askin'
2. 25
3. real estate assistant (ie: I assist a realtor, but I'm also licensed myself)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 8 February 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

1. None.
2. 19 &frac1/2;
3. None, never, but must do soon if I want a new PowerBook.

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 9 February 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

1. My breasts do everything I ask of them.

2. At 48 I greatly exceed the average, median and mean age of ILXers, but then I don't exactly think of myself as "an ILXer". More of a tourist.

3. I find myself in the ultra-astonishing position of being voluntarily unemployed and not dead broke. When asked, I call it a 'sabbatical', but "prostrate with exhaustion from too many years of toil and turmoil" would be more accurate. Eventually I plan to return to my profession as a technical writer. If anyone will still have me.

― Aimless, Sunday, 9 February 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://webtuneup.com/texasweet/images/grapefruit.gif

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 9 February 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

1. God bless you all girls youve made my day. Di dont think your stats are not out there already! I wonder how the males would cope with a penis/jobs/age check ha ha the last ILX taboo.
2.27 going on 50
3.teacher

― Kiwi, Sunday, 9 February 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

1. average
2. below the ILX average
3. ha ha ha, sob

― rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 9 February 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

1) More barrelchested than man-boobed, I think.
2) 41
3) Freelance TV Commercial Production (all sorts of positions, but mainly extra work these days), temp work, substitute teaching at the elementary school level. I should be teaching full time starting next summer.

― Arthur (Arthur), Sunday, 9 February 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah for Aimless! Someone older than me!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

1. my calculator says 55378008

2. above average: 32 years, 3.5 months.

3. yes, full-time for a publisher.

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(best bit of those orange graphs = "excluding navels")

(so back to the beginning and again, pls: TITS/JOBS/AGE/NAVEL)

male/writer-editor/42/yes

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

1. DD cup

2. 14/06/75

3. Full time civil servant

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

1. -
2. 14/03/71
3. Full time

― Alfie (Alfie), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

1; 38 inch chest, IIRC. No cup size per se.
2; 23. 24 in May. On the same day as Nick A. And Brian Eno. Hooray!
3; Full-time audio/visual library assistant.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

'my calculator says 55378008'

Surely that must make you younger than 32 Mark H - I always thought that was a child of the 80's thing...

― Sophie (Sophie), Monday, 10 February 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Above average, but not embarrassingly so.
2. 24 in seven days.
3. Full time student and part time bookshop girl.

― Madeleine (Madeleine), Monday, 10 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm, I was ten in 1980. Everyone in my class was very busy demonstrating their inverted calculator wordmaking skills in 1984-5.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 10 February 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

aha. I just thought of it as a first school thing. Many apologies for any insinuations about immaturity or the opposite.

― Sophie (Sophie), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, I got the 55378008 joke right away. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL OLD.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

ha yeah! sselboob! I remember that one!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Why sselboob? I mean, for this thread, yeah. But surely just selboob with the 1 as an I was more common?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Um, I can use my girlfriend's to count toward my total?

2) 21

3) Student/musician (yes it's a job!)/security in a library

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Increasingly healthy bitchtits

2) 27

3) Full time systems support dude for corporate behemoth

― robster (robster), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

1) below average
2) 17, also below average
3) i just go to high school, and i make a little money babysitting and tutoring. ah, the life of dependence.

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

1. none yet, but my nipples do get larger when i gain weight
2. 25, soon-ish
3. ?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I have two boobs.

2. Plenty of years.

3. One, real full-time job.

None of my answers is even close to anything else posted on this page thus far.

Suddenly I feel so, er, odd.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

BurmaKitty - If you're really feeling odd, you might want to investigate hiring/bribing/begging another ILXor to answer for you - you'll definitely be making a unique statement.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmmm...but then I have to find one whose answers are either:

1. ones I like

2. ones I can be proud of

3. grammatically correct and do not use the numbered bullets system of avoiding grammar rules.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

burma kitty,

what's your beat?

― gygax!, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, oakland i see from ilm.

please don't respond to any noise complaints in the 300 block of 40th next week.

― gygax!, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

1. double d cup
2. 27
3. back at old office in new position that is also temporary and pays slightly less

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

1. flatchested
2. 1.5score
3. flextime paid job that pays actual $

― gygax!, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I probably have the biggest manboobs on ILX. I wish I didnt but even when I was relatively svelte I had them, they will never go, sigh.

I am 29.

I have a quite well-paid job and get away with working very flexible hours.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't decide whether to ask if I can feel you up or if I can borrow a twenty.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

NABISCO: Hey Tom, do you mind if I feel you up while borrowing a twenty?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry mate, I've only got a fifty.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Not eligible, but bigger than they ought to be.

Student, Mechanical Engineering and Italian. I think I'm going to try and be a Eurostar driver

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

WTF did N. mean, "Ally is shrinking"???

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont know. What are you trying to say? You arent shrinking?

― Spinktoray (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I encouraged Tom into this no YES I DID, I kinda miss that, anyway I'm prob an A even by now

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

We need more.

― Spinktorzay (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Well back then he was single, y'know

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

explaining self:
1)genetics. My Mom wears a size EE.
2)23.
3)salaried job at women's clinic.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

1. in my hands/mouth, preferably
2. will be 26 this year
3. 1nsur4nc3 busheeyit mang

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

OK now who the fuck is Mr. Mime? I miss that too.

1. 34C
2. I'll be 24 in two months
3. Ain't none of y'all gonna tell me I need to get no goddamn job.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry, I meant "who the fuck" in an amicable manner. I haven't had coffee or cigarettes or much sleep. It tends to make me insert "fuck" in an unreasonable manner in all sentences.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr. Mime = Andrew Thames from Auckland, NZ

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

1. 36 C or D (depending on make of bra)
2. 30
3. teacher/bartender/writer

I think it's U&K that this thread is revived on a regular basis so we all stay on top of things.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

1. OK
2. 22
3. no

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Very flat-chested, not even manboobs. Just this monday I wore a bra (another story) and had to put lots of toilet paper inside for it to even hold it's place.

2. 24, 25 next June.

3. I'm an university student and I'm trying to get my master's next year, so I'm studying full-time.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I am moron.

1. Adequate
2. 25
3. NHS Admin & Clerical Grade 6, just gone permanent, never intended to, dreams on hold for time being

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

bitch tits
29
analyst

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

1. i'm not a woman so this does not apply
2. i will be 24 in exactly 3 months!
3. working full time in the same place, at a slightly higher grade than liz ;D

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

1. bigger than average but not ridiculously so
2. 29 ohno I'll be turning 30 this year
3. sigh. nope.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so glad I never posted anything to this thread.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has inspired me to learn conversions!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

1) Manboobs far too large
2) 24 1/2
3) Broadcast engineer

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

1. I'm still a dude!
2. I'm 27 now!
3. I work full time as a library assistant, NHS A&C Grade 5, I think, not sure. Part time student.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

1 38d, nyah
2 34
3 Allyzay OTM, fuck all y'all. I've worked enough.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I am finding it impossible to concentrate at work with this incredibly erotic thread in existence.

― Going2BFired (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

full-time jobs get me SO HOT

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

*sproing!*
"hey Begs2 we have a meeting"
"I'll be there in a minute"
"right NOW dude"
"well, okay"
*pause*
"why don't we reschedule?"

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha!

my answer is the same as a year ago except now I am a year older.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Have small vestigial bitch-tits (actually now more like extremely puffy nipples) left over from a few years during adolescence when I was overweight.
2. 21. I'm a young'un.
3. I work at a restaurant.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do an alarming number of male ILXors have boobies?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone fed them after midnight.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew Thames has rigged up some sort of subliminal hormone imbalance mechanism into the ILX code! Log out now lest ye be breasticled for life!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does everyone keep changing their damn names round this bitch anyway? It's cos of the bitch tits, innit?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have male breasts. I'm incredibly thin.

― He's Lying (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

sold out by my own log-in name.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I just got bored with mine. I'm trying to consolidate internet presences.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

America truly has an obesity epidemic. Actually though, in high school I was very depressed and gained a bunch of weight from eating too much and not exercising at all. I got the man-boobs from there. After I lost all the weight (which strangely happened as soon as I graduated)the man-boobs shrunk but the puffy nipples remained.

Actually I think that's what I'll title my autobiography: "The Man-Boobs Shrunk but the Nipples Remained: the Story of Latebloomer".

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just bitching cos I don't log in and thusly cannot see emails/log in names to figure out who anyone is anymore. I'll think like 10 people are interesting newbies only to find out they're, like, Ned using a different name.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

1) I suppose I do have slightly large tits for a dude my size. But, as before, if my girlfriend was an ilx0r she'd be an ilx0r with very large breasts.

2) 22

3) A temp in a customer support department now, and a still a working musician.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned using a different name.

:-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I finally changed my name to this because no matter what I did (Nicolars, etc) people would still mix me up with Nichole Graham. The email has stayed the same.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That confusion is still so beyond me.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

1. I have boobs, sure (being female, all that).
2. I turned 24 last December (as you guys already know).
3. I have a job (30 hrs/week).

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, ally, didn't know you couldn't see the emails, etc. I'm Samantha!

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

allyzay OTM wrt EDR.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

30 hrs a week sounds divine (and of course, to some of the people above my 40/week probably sounds divine).

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to squeeze 50+ hours a week into 3 days of work, and then had 4 days off. I kinda miss that.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Granted that only lasted 2 months and I almost died of fatigue a couple times, but hey, 4 days off!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

less talking about work. more talking about tits.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

o my god what have I become.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

it's okay, no one will ever perv on your kids like this.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, that was uncalled for.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

1) I could've been a body double for Patricia Arquette in Human Nature.
2) 33
3) nope. Giving conideration to having myself committed.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. I meant when they're grown up, that was like the most poorly thought-of joke ever.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

― Damn (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

*stares and blinks in Begs2Differ's direction*

30 hrs a week sounds divine (and of course, to some of the people above my 40/week probably sounds divine).
I know! I love my place of employment for having flexible schedules such as these so I can work and go to school at the same time. The only thing I give up is a lot of the benefits, but they (a.) have dental insurance and (b.) are paying into a 401(k) for me and that is fantastic.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I work 40 hrs at the same place every week and have NO benefits!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(I mean, um, tits, right?)

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Vaguest hint of mantits from my distant overweight past.
2. 21 (for 11 more days)
3. Currently interning, 9-5 style.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

1.No tits.
2. I is 25, 26 veeery soon.
3.Film School Camera Guy (40hrs p/w) and Public Land Trust Dude (1 Day p/w). No benefits!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I work 40 hrs at the same place every week and have NO benefits!
Ooh, I know of those workplaces. Too many of my relatives have been employed at similar. But yeah, in October of last year my dental insurance (lots of importance on dentistry at my place of employment, interestingly enough) and 401(k) kicked in, and for those working 40 hrs/week or more they provide an awesome medical insurance package and vacation and maternity leave and retirement and on-site day care and... just so much. *wistful sigh* Wish I'd discovered this place earlier. Wouldn't have taken up employment at Hades Corp. then.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

1. bloody spam emails, knew I shouldn't have replied.
2. 23
3. Corporate whore 8.30-5 every weekday and loving it.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

1) fuck off creep
2) 24
3) i don't need a job, i have a scholarship.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

1) I'd like to think I don't have any
2) 21 at the moment
3) student, but not studious, md at college radio station for a while longer

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Way too big, although about the only thing physically I have going for me
2. 24 years old
3. I am a student.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ipso your tits are not way too big. i have never seen you but i know this.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this where the women of ILX start knocking down the claims of big knockers?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

No seriously they are. I'm like an 18DD or something

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

that isn't too big.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's too big for my liking.

Both my sisters are like 10B's :(

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I sense that you disapprove of the whole concept of too big, di.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. its a silly concept. it pains me when women feel uncomfortable in their own bodies.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes when large busts cause back pains and other problems that can be a case of "too big" and understandable discomfort.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. but it also bugs me when people assume a woman might suffer from those things just cos shes well endowed.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

it bothers you when people might assume something?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yes i do have a personal take on this matter, but i'd rather not talk about it in terms of my OWN breasts, it freaks me out.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

actually its kind of funny how defensive i get whenever these boob/bra threads pop up.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Have they invented a pop-up bra yet?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You would have lexis-nexis-ed it by now.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

no, but aren't there like inflatable ones?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I only have Factiva and Dialog these days, sadly. When we cancelled our contract I tried to draw attention to the loss of key sources like 'Bra Bulletin' but my concerns were overruled.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have any of them now. :-(

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

sorryfor being a jerk.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You weren't a jerk.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

34C
22
I go to school full-time and work in a bakery about eighteen hours a week. I spend roughly twelve of those eighteen hours dancing, singing, and/or eating honey straws.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

honey straws remind me of 1992 and the science fair.

― mandee, Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you make a honey volcano?

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

For my elementary school science fair, I carved an anatomically-correct male baby out of a Virginia ham.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

me, like many other sixth graders at the time, did a blindfolded taste test of crystal pepsi vs. regular pepsi.

― mandee, Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Update/clarification:

1) They go into room five minutes ahead of the rest of me.
2) No comment.
3) Still temping. Working full-time this week, tho.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

busty gals be postin'

― gershy, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:57 (seventeen years ago)

This thread. Just when I think I've seen it all.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 8 November 2007 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

gosh, tom

― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:01 (sixteen years ago)

Wow, I just gotta say it. Wow.

― velko, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:03 (sixteen years ago)

1. 36c - that's not huge!
2. I'm 30
3. I'm an acolyte of the devil...*

(I work for laywers)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, February 7, 2003 2:18 PM (5 years ago)

― eman, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:09 (sixteen years ago)

01. I, for one, love huge boobs. Though I also appreciate a svelte, athletic physique. Variety is the spice of life.

02. I am currently 31 and, as such, close to the median.

03. I work from home. I am technically part of a design firm, though such does consist of three people. So I am close to freelancing, but a hair away from technically qualifying.

I am proud to be a member the likely ILX quantum

― Pillbox, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:13 (sixteen years ago)

1, nope
2, 35
3, just got jobless :(

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:26 (sixteen years ago)

1) yes. definitely.
2) 26.
3) no benefits.

― ;n_n; (tehresa), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

If it's got a nipple in front of it and a woman behind it, I'm interested.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, July 18, 2005 4:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

1) not huge.
2) 23.
3) i wish i had a full time job!

― Maria, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

1) love tits
2) hate job
3) age schage

― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

^love it

― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

except that he messed up 2) and 3)

― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

1. Boobs are quite okay, I've nothing against them, but I love tummies even more. No particular preference in boob size.
2. 29, so totally average.
3. I work half-time, still working on my master's degree on women's studies. I've finally started working on my master's thesis.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

i think the average would be 33 now wouldn't it? although the posting population has changed i suppose.

― Maria, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

the mental age never changes (9)

― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

how was this not a pic thread?

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

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