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― mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

let's give him the BUMPS!!

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

RAR!

H-B Momus! Have a Japanese ricecake/doughnut with a candle on top from me!

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah! Happy birthday to you Mr Momus -- many happy returns of the day!

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

momus.
i am listening to time lord.
and tomorrow will be giving a lecture on murakamis lonesome cowboy, and other semen happy art.
i will read firbank tonight and dream of pederasts in yr honour

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Momus' birthday? No shit. Well, big ups to the guy. Undoubtedly one of the most engaging posters around this bee-atch.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday!

::virtual cup of tea that has been "shown the milk" and some almond cakes::

― kate, Monday, 10 February 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Momus!

I was thinking about your music only yesterday, and in a positive fashion too.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah: hell NO, he should give that doorayaki to ME! Omedete! Tanoshimi shimasu or whatever they say. I haven't come to "Lesson, how to congratulate Momus-sama in Japanese" yet.

I was thinking about your music only yesterday, and in a positive fashion too.
Were you taking drugs at the time? ;-)

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

many happy returns you old enemy-of-all-that-we-markettes-hold-dear!!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

What, no cock ring this year?

Blimey, how time flies - my 2nd Momus B-D on ILE.

Chin-chin.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're very lucky I'll bake you a dundee cake for when you arive back in UK. Bring some Beurre d'Issigny with you.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ih and Happy Birthday.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

(it's actually not until tomorrow, folks)

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

right, now it's momus' birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMUS!

― rener (rener), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday tomorrow momus. may you be wrong on everything for many years to come!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, you're always entertaining even when I vehemently disagree with you and I admire the way you stand up for everything you say. Happy birthday!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

MOMUS
The Birthday
(ILE)
Surrounding outtakes that were just outtakes is back-in-the-day recommended to Suzy and Mark S.(even has some pronunciation in it) and four autobiographical pieces. A+

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(Nicole, that's really sweet)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday to my favorite tooth-gnash-inspirer around here! (I was just singing "David Hamilton" to a friend yesterday...)

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I only give birthday wishes to people who promise to come to the next FAP they're in the country for.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

and here come
the virtually warm handshake,
&the imaginary kowtow
from us, Mom

(signees) The Ambiguously Appreciative M'mus-Watching Unziety
From Underneath Ze North

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hip hip hooray on Momus' magickal birthing day!

Will read Vice magazine in your honor! (I'd visit a Style Lab, but they don't exist in DC.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(To my knowledge Nick has never fancied a pint in his life!)

Well, Glasshouse Stores is on Brewer Street, which is where one might go to chase Japanese tail in London when the locks are on the doors of the art/fashion colleges, but still...

(Sorry Nick!)

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole's review/wish utterly roxors. :-)

Happy birthday good sir. Next time you're in LA the ILX crew out here will show up in force.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, you smart person with whom I keep disagreeing for no discernable reason beyond your unbounded idealism and my unbearable cynicism.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Dichotomy Master M.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

SOB!

This is most unexpected, and most appreciated!

I (HEART) YOU ILXOR GUYS! Who else could make parsing the syntax of an elderly rock critic or debating the merits of a free skate mag seem like the most nail-bitingly exciting thing to do on a Friday night in Tokyo / Paris / Berlin / London? Who else could make me check into internet cafes in Patpong, Bangkok, just to see how the threads are going? Who else would huddle round screens with me to co-write 'The Tragickal Historie of Michael Jackson'?

Thank you thank you thank you and, again, SOB!

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oh, and that Patpong ref reminds me, who else would make jokes which result in my previously-pristine Googlism profile now starting with 'Momus is a sex tourist'? But, come to think of it, I wouldn't even know about Googlism if it weren't for ILX.)

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Momus! You are a very good sport.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://jinglecats.com/frame_3hb.gif

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 10 February 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I listened to that Momus album about pervertalist Romans and people in the bible at lunch time in honour of the great man's birthday. Top marks.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(Belated) Happy Birthday Momus. Hope you get three beasts to offer the world and more for you.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

death to normals!!! life to momus!!!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

hip hip hooray for Momus! on his magical birthing day!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday, momus!
http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/Streepjesdas4.jpg
http://www.factoriaediciones.com/firbank.jpg
http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/VanBalAf.jpg
Lord, teach me the boy band dance routine!

― erik, Monday, 10 February 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding." - you know who - Happy birthday Momus!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Otanjoubi omedetou! (Or have you been converted to, umm, Herzlichen Glueckwunsch zum Geburtstag?)

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Nabisco beat me to the J-punch -- Happy Birthday Momosu-kun!

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Arigato! (I wonder if anybody will wish me happy birthday on my birthday, too?)

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.akunin.ru/knigi/fandorin/erast/pikovyi_valet/momus.jpg

happy birthday momus!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Momus: you've come a long way since Paisley.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

A long way from Paisley is good. Happy birthday son.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

happybday...Looking forward to the new cd tomorrow! (esp. after hearing Lapdog)

--from the Toog-a-like @ the last show you did in boston/northampton

― dan rukas, Monday, 10 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Our most recent disagreement was on who is the most vociferous defender of Postmodernism here, which is a particularly stupid bone of contention (and I concede happily anyway). Happy birthday!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday.

― Curtis Stephens, Monday, 10 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday!

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Nick! I hate the traditional "happy birthday song," so here's Tina Liza Jones' "Cut the Cake" lyrics, instead - enjoy! *grin*

We're gonna let 2nd grade out early today
Which made little Mikey kinda blue
He just turned 7 years old that day
And he thought he'd get a party at school
He walked back home and he's taken off his guard
There's chairs and tables all over the yard
And his friends jumped up and they hollered real hard,
"Happy Birthday to You!"

CHORUS:

It makes me think of the good old days
Happy birthday to you
You sure grew out of your baby ways
Happy birthday to you
(7th 23rd, 92nd) birthday we wish you many more
Health and wealth and friends by the score
Cut the cake and let's eat some more
Happy birthday to you

Now Mike's 22 and he's working for his Pop
And his head's full of business thru and thru
He was planning out a whole new system at the shop
And he forgot he had a birthday due
He drove back home and he's taken off his guard
There's chairs and tables all over the yard
And his friends jumped up and they hollered real hard,
"Happy Birthday to You!"

CHORUS

Now it's old man Michael in a rocking chair
Admiring the view
He's still got all his teeth and he's still got all his hair
And today he's 92
He turns in his seat and he's taken off his guard
There's chairs and tables all over the yard
And his friends jumped up and they hollered real hard,
"Happy Birthday to You!"

CHORUS

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha hey msLaura my family is friends with John McCutcheon, the guy who wrote that song! he lived in Knoxville for many years. i have actually had him sing it to me!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course you know I won't really get weepy as a reformed Grinch or Scrooge until that punky grump Jess comes along and says it.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

haha jess's job is to delete the entire thread during the first 30 seconds of yr ACTUAL birthday

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

may your tamogotchis always seem ahead of time

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday young hippopotamomus, thank you for 2001 and your agressive data-mining re:9/11 and a birthday wish for you *peace*

(i'll send the alt.fan crew over with capes and sticks)

― jimmybaker, Monday, 10 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Momus. It just wouldn't be ILX without you.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX, where (X) = Momus.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Momus! I will fire up my Creation video and watch "Hairstyle of the Devil" tonight.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer - I am envious. The only time I've seen him perform is for benefits for the Foothill Conservancy in California - it used to be an anual family event to go to his show an then walk down the middle of Main Street singing "Goodnight Irene."

Anyway, the website I went to for the lyrics cedited them to Tina Liza Jones (http://www.folkmusic.com/record/r_how.htm) which surprised me as I always thought that McCutcheon had written them.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Momus.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, sah.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

OKAY IT IS NOW REALLY NICK'S BIRTHDAY.

Happy birthday to my favourite beanpole (and see you on MY birthday in eight days).

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay real birthday! And yay for Suzy in advance!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

*wishing I had some streamers and party hats and kazoos so I could dance around and celebrate from a distance*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"everyone needs a nemesis bart. sherlock holmes had his dr. moriarity. mountain dew has its mellow yello. even maggies has that baby with the one eyebrow."

momus you take more abuse than any actual troll ever could on ilx and yet you take it with grace (except from me, of course.)

happy birthday.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay! Thank you Moriarty!

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't those boobs a little bit BIG?

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Momus in a pub once. (it was the betsey trotwood)

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

But it's Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass DO YOU SEE?

The last time I was in the Betsey Trotwood I think I was sat next to Douglas Wolk. Was it around the time of Bowlie? Or a Baxendale gig?

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Possibly both.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, btw. It's my flatmate's birthday today too. She's not like you.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

sherlock holmes never saw a naked woman in his life surely?

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"To Holmes she is always THE woman."

Mind you maybe he never saw Irene Adler naked.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

'But Holmes, these are the footprints of a GIGANTIC NAKED WOMAN!'

'Don't be ridiculous, Watson, there is no such thing.'

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Nick.

― J (Jay), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i really really don't think he had sex with irene adler ned

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

There's one of those 'the real history of SH' books a hyperfan did that claimed that he later did and that his kid was Nero Wolfe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

as played by william conrad?

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Thankfully it didn't go that far.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

is momus enjoying his birthday yet d'you think?

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Momus.

( I saw a band play the other night that closed with a song where the main chorus was 'Everybody wants/ everybody wants/ everybody wants/ a Japanese girlfriend.' A cover?)

Have a good day, or what's left of it.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, okay, so it's actually now. Fucked that one up.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it only just started anna, i got the date wrong

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Momus!

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

yay for u nick u rule

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus! Sengil chukha he

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't fool me, Millar, I learned those Swahili insults during the Boer War.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

msLaura knowing what I do of John, bless his soul, your version sounds pretty true.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Momus!! In addition to N.'s flatmate, you share your birthday with Thomas Alva Edison, Eva Gabor, Sheryl Crow, Jennifer Aniston and Burt Reynolds.

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the man who took us to the strangest non-sex-oriented store in Tokyo. I have an actual present for you, next we meet. In the meantime, may ironic Japanese girls kiss you to sleep.

― Layna Andersen, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus! May you bear your water with style & grace.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

now in french!
Joyeux Anniversaire Nick !

(^-^)

― Antonin, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

And Norwegian:
Gratulerer med dagen!

― OleM, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be ... quieter without you around. Happy birthday.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday, Momette! If indeed I may call you that?

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Buon compleanno Nick!

― Diego & Paola, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Momus!

Here are some tuna rolls for you:

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― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday from NY!

― Dominik, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday from all here in Ormskirk.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Here are some tuna rolls for you:
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Thank you, Toraneko!

(myumph myumph scrumph)

Here is my empty plate:

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Here are som ASCII breasts:

(.)(.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday

― david tomas, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Herzlichen Glueckwunsch!

― Peter Lersch, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm confused, which day is Mo's birthday? Happy Birthday from my cottage industry anyhow! :)

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday from the frozen wilds of Hyde Park...

― Isaac Hoffer, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus's birthday, is it? Well I'll be. How old are ya, 15? 16 now? I can never keep track. Anyway, I will mail you a trout mask replica and some automatic shoes. Happy day to you, sir!

― Brett Val Brett, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Nick!

Today, on your birthday, I saw your wisdom in a country music song. Canada's Country Music Television was playing at my gym, and I heard the unmistakable sound of a Roland CR-78 drum machine providing the rhythm for the track, which is apparently a Top 20 country hit here in The Great White North at the moment... What do you want to bet the guitars were GigaSampler or physically modelled versions?

I look forward to hearing what nails you have hit on their heads with Oskar, your birthday present to me today!

Cheers!

-K.
Keith Gillard
Fidgital
www.fidgital.com

― Keith Gillard, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Per Ms. Suzy ASCII breasts for Momus should be

|. .|

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

oskar tennis champion is a good name for an album. it reminds me of those old butthole surfers albums like rembrandt pussyhorse and locust abortion technician

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

many happy returns, momus,

yesterday, while i was having a look at a small cd shop in nara
specializing in french pops and shibuya-kei, in walked two japanese
girls looking for momus cds. the owner sold them a copy of 'oskar'
calling it 'kanari saikou' (~pretty supreme), and tried to sell
them a vinyl 'poison boyfriend' but the girls only wanted cds.

- mjl

― mjl, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday you Orientalist you. MWAH!

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

happy happy birthday momus! ive been listening to pornography all day!

― k,, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I was at the Japanese Embassy last night, and a few rows in front of me was a guy with an eyepatch, between a couple of Japanese women. Guess who I thought of?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

God Bless you my son.

― His Holiness the Pope, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Eric Morecambe?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

MJL, my Japanese is so 'oral' that when I've heard that exclamation 'saikou' I've heard it as 'psycho'! So whenever I want to say something's great, cool, or supreme in Japanese I say 'Psycho!' Which is a bit like raving that something is 'mentalist' 'wicked' or 'insane'! Here in France you'd say 'enorme' or 'la bombe'!

Shout out to the massive! Psycho!

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Belated Happy B'day Momus. You'll be glad to know Paisley is doing fine in your absence, well as fine as it's ever been...

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

iyi ki doĝdun Nick! (Turkish for "I'm glad you were born" - that's a silent g with a circumflex....it elongates the "o" vowel sound for you tennis champions out there - sounds a bit like "doe-done")
philipk

― philipk, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

momus, yes the 'double entendre' may not have been lost on the owner of that little cd shop either. imagine an ojisan vaguely resembling
a less benevolent form of konishi, who's job it is to purvey joshidai sophomores with the likes of oskar's track 5.

he was also raving to them about a barbarella soundtrack, but they
didn't bite. in short, one gloriously psychological little cd shop, made all the more psycho by the fact that his wife was sitting there
in a pretty insane looking red hat and dress.

― mjl, Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday momus!! many happy style-lab returns!!

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick Currie is the Antidote.

Happy Birthday Momus

― Roshan Abraham, Thursday, 13 February 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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― kyoko, Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

happy belated birthday, Momus!

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Enjoy your tats and neaps. Much love and many greetings.

― Robert Dye, Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hentai birthday ! and may your sukebe days never cease, Momus !

― darren (darren), Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

tanti auguri a te
tanti auguri a te
tanti auguri felici
tanti auguri a te!!

― dj nepo, Friday, 14 February 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday momus!

― gabriel nwnw'h'm eisengrim, Friday, 14 February 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy B-day! From the only and one hungarian fun! (we met in London in summer "99) ;) kati

― katalin prohaszka, Sunday, 16 February 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Blood oranges for you
orange and sticky
sweet and tart
angry and licky

Guten Geburtstag

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 22 February 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

REVIVE (albeit a day late) - Happy birthday!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i think we had a thread on this, but happy bday again!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday to you Momus!

― Hanna (Hanna), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey birthday boy, white socks are always a good thing, IMHO! I never got the chance to tell you that on the appropriate thread, so this one will suffice. As for birthday wishes... ah well, hoppy boitday again.

*returns to daily grind for the meantime*

― Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

STOP THIS MADNESS!

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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