"Hipster" as pejorative.

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This word seems to be used exclusively as a pejorative here on ILX and elsewhere. 'Twas always thus? Was there a time someone might have proudly flown the hipster flag?

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you suggesting that it should be elevated? Doesn't it *SOUND* ridiculous to you? Wouldn't you wince at the tag if you were branded with it? Isn't it -- at best -- a back-handed compliment?

I think it's the second portion of the word ("ster"....or "sta" if you're 50 Cent) that lends it the deragatory tone.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the anti-hipsterism is partly a jealousy, in that often people want to be a hipster, but, for whatever reason, are not. or they want to be perceived a certain way, and are not. to use the term as a perjorative then downgrades the people that they might like to be like?

or, perhaps people think they would be better, ie "if i was a hipster, i wouldnt be pimping undie hip hop and dfa records but tha good shit!"

on the other hand, maybe hipsters are the new jocks?

but, also, who exactly are the hipsters? it seems quite an amorphous description, is it really just beautiful people with asymetric hair? in which case...i think you have your answer

gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

we shd use another, fonder and more forgiving diminutive, viz "hipkin"?

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ie, is the 'hipster' a straw man?

gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

tim h to thread!

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

What's wrong with being a person who is exceptionally aware of or interested in the latest trends and tastes, especially a devotee of modern jazz?

Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually scratch the modern jazz bit as there's plenty wrong with that.

Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

-ster
suff.

One that is associated with, participates in, makes, or does: songster.
One that is: youngster.



Source: The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha gareth that "jealousy" argument is bullshit and you know it

i havent been associated with my hips so much since i've stopped dancing

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think JtN was using it in the arms war sense. Constantly having an ear to what the guys who thinks they're cool are saying and doing repetitively and staying one step ahead. Avoiding clichéd opinions and tastes. But this itself becomes a kind of cliché.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, what is a hipster - someone who is clued up? cynical or too self aware? fakery? trendy?

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

thinks = think

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i am never sure what is meant by the word, especially since "hipster" musical taste and the musical tastes here overlap a bit, even if we aren't all hipsters here. for example, in the usa, "original pirate material" was released by Vice and it has been listed as a cd that hipsters listen to. but i have the album, and i don't think i am a hipster. actually, i am pretty sure i am not.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Must consult lyrics to Zero. BRB.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

nope no insight in Zero, sorry.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

In the UK at least, The Streets are now far too '12 CD owner' to be a hipster thing. And the Garage for indie kids jibe has stuck.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

no one would ever admit to being one, though we'd all like for others to think of us as one

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

hipster (1941) "person who is keenly aware of the new and stylish," from hip "up-to-date," attested from 1904 in black slang, probably a variant of hep, though it is recorded four years earlier. 

From Online Etymology Dictionary.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

So in the context of prewar black culture, would "hipster" have been used in the pejorative?

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

yes the streets are most certainly not hipster!

ok, i was talking with an ilx on aim about this the other week, and i think we both agreed that, for us at least, there was a simultaneous disparagement of the seemingly closed world of the hipster, with a desire to live a similar life, to be in williamsburg or whatever, because it seems different to what we have, but then a realisation that we couldnt be one, because we couldnt be like those lipstickandcigarettes.com people even if we tried. but why couldnt we?

also...

http://www.norfolkwindmills.com/nathan.html (written back in 2000, so excuse the rubbishness)

gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's get past the contemporary usage of "hipster" for a moment and think historically.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i am moving to greenpoint so that i can tell everyone that williamsburg is for poseurs. then i will be a hipper hipster than other hipsters. it will be grebt. if greenpoin is lame by the time that i move to the city then i will got to bushwick or east flatbush...

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

though we'd all like for others to think of us as one

I wouldn't. Cause most people who use the term either misunderstand the nature of a hipster or else understand it only too well (the former = most people in the media, the latter = Jerry the Nipper).

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The problem with using the term "hipster" (contemporary, sorry A) is that it carries with it the implication that the people are only hip because they aspire to be -- that they forced and elevated themselves into a social category by adapting and doing the "right" things. But this simply isn't always true: on some level loads of them are doing whatever it is they're doing because they actually like it, and reducing the whole thing to sneering at "hipsters" is basically the equivalent of the whole "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" complaint.

What tends to bother me is when people act intimidated by "hipsters" (e.g. "Boy, I feel really uncool in this crowd," a comment I heard from two different people last night). So I was thinking about this quite a bit: anyone can be or at least come off as a hipster (this is the whole sneering complaint, right -- that it can be earned, that it's something one works toward or aspires to?), and if you don't, well ... that's not a failure in some hip sweepstakes but a set of simple decisions about what you like and who you want to be. So I'd prefer to see people who don't consider themselves hipsters stand up for those choices -- not cave and say "these people are cooler than me."

This is also why I'm amused by people who always use the sneery-pejorative "hipster" -- on some level it says you believe these people actually are cooler than you and that you're bothered by that!

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

But obviously the root of all that is the sense that "hipsters" are forever looking down on everyone else for being not-hip. So why are so many people so affected by that potential looking-down? Why does it have any purchase whatsoever?

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"HIPSTER" comes from the Opium dens of yore, where customers would lie on their hips. No bull.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(Okay, three posts in I see what I'm getting at: people actively defer to hipsters in matters of taste, and thus they prize and fear the hipsters' opinions about them. They should stop that.)

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I think there is a talent to being trendy (in the non-pejorative sense of "following trends, staying up-to-date") that I can admire without irony. I'd like to believe, but don't actually, that it's just a matter of choices I've made that I am not a hipster.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

This is also why I'm amused by people who always use the sneery-pejorative "hipster" -- on some level it says you believe these people actually are cooler than you and that you're bothered by that!

A lot of people think 'cool' is shallow and thus to be mistrusted (but maybe resented too).

Differences between being 'cool', 'trendy', 'hip' and 'a hipster'?

I get intimidated sometimes in Hoxton bars or whatever where the clientele look trendier and more confident than I do, but I know that they mostly would be v.uncool if you actually talked to them. Certainly not hipsters anyway. Hipsters have to know stuff. Though I'm not you could be one and look a total state. Maybe, though.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, but the importance of staying up to date style-wise is arguably important, as Billy Joel once croaked:

"And if you can't understand why your world is so dead,
why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well you're 21 and still your mother makes your bed,
And that's too long"

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist you are a hipster. Everyone ever on ILX apart from maybe GALE is a hipster.

It's one of those things like "middle class" -- everyone thinks they're pretty hip but not an actualy HIPSTER like THOSE people over there. Those people, in turn, think the same damn thing right up through supermodel egomaniacs, who are in thrall to the ultra-square and their ability to live normal rational lives.

But by any serious measure of "hipster," pretty much everyone here is one.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I refuse to waste any precious time figuring out what is 'fresh' 'new' or 'hot', as in a year's time or less it will be 'stale' 'old' or 'cold'. If no one's wearing, buying, reading, listening, or watching something in 5 years time, doesn't it show a lack of quality (whatever that is)

Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

what about monSTERS?
Oooh, they're worse than hipSTERS

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist you are a hipster. Everyone ever on ILX apart from maybe GALE is a hipster.

No, I'm just a weirdo.

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree with nabiscos first 3 posts, as usual he got it down EXACT

not so sure about the 'everyone here is a hipster' thing, but "i dont care about whats cool right now etc etc" is usually the hipsters trademark, because, like, if you were a hipster you wouldnt admit to that right?

gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it's just that you're likely to have different criteria for 'cool' than they do.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess it depends on whether you're obeying a widely shared idea of what's cool or whether that idea is more hermetic. Is hipsterism a social quality or is there a such thing as Platonic hipsterism?

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Kismet N. + Amateurist!

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

My grammar was not cool.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

is it possible to be a populist hipster?

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hefner?
Or is he just cool and not hip? I really need to think this through

Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i always thought/used hipster as a patronising synonym of trendy, ie a follower, someone who is up to date but only looking at other people's clocks, y'know topshop without the kokosolaki endorsement

the most agreeable aspect of this used is that while said victim would still dislike being defined as cool maan (keep yr guard up) he/she might slightly prefer being called a hipster than a trendy... thus confirming their hipsterness!!!

zemko (bob), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course, jess! (that's what ILM used to be about, isn't it?)

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

zing!

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

hoho the joke's on him not me! sigh

zemko (bob), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

this is like one of those "atom in the tail of a dog" things isnt it?

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway basically the hipster level is nowhere near the top. it's gola shoes and airport bags

zemko (bob), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

uhoh i didn't close somehting

zemko (bob), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

s'ok

zemko (bob), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

So...Hipster= shallowness, fashion-obsessed, focuses on appearances

Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

but not very good at it

zemko (bob), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

so, oops, what you're saying is the hipsterism is anti-rockism then?

gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

don't know what anti-rockism is, but we seem to be saying that hipsters are into a 'scene' more than music. Their whole lifestyle (what they do, eat, read, listen to, etc.) is just a fashion statement.

Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

To me "hip" is kind of all right, that just means you know how to have fun and you're not overly populist about it and you're also not too concerned with trends either...you just like what you like, basically. So what if something is deemed "rockist," that's just someone trying to impose their tastes on you, to cut you down to size. To be hip is to be relaxed about what you like and to not take it too seriously, it's just popular music anyway. But being a hipster is making a cult out of it, and unless you're really a musician who gets obsessed with certain things for the purpose of understanding it--doing it--being obsessive about it beyond your own personal enjoyment of it is a drag, which is not hip. I know I'm stating the obvious and I risk being branded not hip to say it...so maybe I'm not hip after all...

Edd Hurt (delta ed), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

*Ahem* Was "hipster" coined as a pejorative?

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

More like a fashion agreement...

I don't think there's any correlation with being "cool" and being a "hipster".

Does discussing the definition of hipster qualify you as one? Not me, I'm here for scholarly purposes only.

What do people who are overly populist about having fun do for fun?

I don't know if you're hip or not, Edd, but you're definitely OTM.

Stuart, Monday, 10 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Amateurist.
Hipster was a pretty groovy thing to be. This was before there were alternatives to alternative lifestyles and before there was 5000 magazines and websites telling you their opinion of cool. Almost anyone who wasn't mainstream and 'square' was a hipster. Dig it.

Digable Planets used it positively as recently as 1993.

Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

amateurist i think it was probbly coined as a positive word — ppl who are in the know — but IMMEDIATELY INSTANTLY also became a diss

the word "hipicat" means something relevant in wolof: sadly i forget what

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

From The Straight Dope

Dear Cecil:

What is the origin of the expression "hip hip hurrah"? According to one book I've read, it derives from an abbreviation of the Latin Hierusylema Est Perdita, "Jerusalem is destroyed." Apparently, medieval antisemites yelled "Hep! Hep!" as they exiled or executed innocent Jews. Can this be true? Can modern expressions such as hip, hipster, hippie, and hip-hop have such an odious etymology? Say it ain't so. --Name withheld, Washington, D.C.

Cecil replies:

You're not going to believe it, but there may be a germ of truth to this bizarre story.

Hip, hippie, hipster, and presumably hip-hop all derive from hep (meaning hip, of course), which dates from the turn of the century. There are several theories where hep came from:

(1) From the marching cadence "hep, two, three, four." If you were hep, you were in step with what was happening.

(2) From Joe Hep, who ran a low-life saloon in Chicago in the 1890s. (You may recall our discussion of another 1890s Chicago saloonkeeper who allegedly lent his name to the language, Mickey Finn. 1890s Chicago saloonkeepers were obviously quite a crew.) Hep liked to hover around the local hoods while they plotted their dirty deeds and fancied himself in the know. His name was originally used ironically to refer to someone who thought he knew what was going on but didn't. The ironic sense was soon lost and to get Joe to or to get hep to simply meant to get the straight dope, so to speak. (Source: D.W. Maurer, American Speech, 1941.)

(3) According to a 1914 slang dictionary, "from the name of a fabulous detective who operated in Cincinnati."

Of the three explanations, #1 is probably the least absurd. Hep (or hup or hip) has long been a multipurpose exclamation. In addition to being a cadence counter it was a traditional cry used by teamsters and herders to rouse animals. Hip was used to mean something on the order of "yo" or "hey" in the 18th century, and folks obviously thought it made a nice kickoff for hip hip hurrah.

Now we get to the bizarre part. Antisemitic rioters in Europe in the 19th century often shouted "Hep! Hep!" while on the prowl for Jews. Mob harrassment of Jews in Hamburg, Frankfurt, and other German cities in 1819, in fact, became known as the "Hep! Hep!" riots.

The origin of the expression is unclear. Some claim it derived from Hierusylema (also spelled Hierosolyma) Est Perdita. This theory obliges us to believe that a significant fraction of the rioters were students of Latin. Others say it came from the German habe, in this context apparently meaning "give." But some believe it was nothing more than the traditional herdsmen's cry, perhaps used because the rioters thought Jews ought to be rounded up like animals.

Does this mean we owe hip, hippie, hip hip hurrah and the rest to the howling of a bunch of Jew baiters? Not necessarily. Literary citations of hip hip hurrah in clearly innocent contexts date from 1818, the year before the "Hep! Hep!" riots. (I've seen nothing to convince me "Hep! Hep!" was used in the middle ages.) The most plausible explanation is that hip hip hurrah and "Hep! Hep!" simply have a common source, the herder's cry. Still, it's something to think about next time you're about to give someone three cheers.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hipicat, Wolof: “one who has his eyes wide open”

(i got this from the net, not a speaker of Wolof)

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

hipikitten

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Chumpikittin!

Almost anyone who wasn't mainstream and 'square' was a hipster.

E.g. almost no-one was a "hipster" -- Mark is spot-on here, that such terms can only be developed by the subculture they describe (as a way of identifying and distinguishing themselves) but as of the 40s and 50s in America the standard arc was for that description to be revealed to the mainstream public ("here we have the freaks who describe themselves as X") and then become bulk-usage pejorative. (If the dynamics were anything like they are with such words now, one assumes the subculture quits using it as soon as it's revealed to the larger public -- it loses its purpose as a shibboleth and in lots of senses cops to what they'd probably consider the public's "misunderstanding" of them.)

E.g. in bulk usage from 1963-1976 what would you guess the ratio would be between "hippies" as positive or neutral description and "hippies" with an implied "damn dirty" beforehand?

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

And so what interests me is that in the aftermath of the cultural inversions of the 60s and then the 90s subculture-vogue the reaction isn't "these horrible freaks" anymore, it's "omigod I feel so uncool these people know things I don't."

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

punkimutt

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

is wolof for clashfan

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

True fact: there was a time in the U.S. when high school students would be mocked and dunked in toilets for being interesting, not admired and feared for being tapped into some supposed subculture.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen Meldrick Lewis (of Homicide: Life On The Street) described as a jazz hipster, and I think that's quite evocative and not at all negative, but that is rare. It's one insult from which I'm completely safe, I think it's fair to say.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

shibboleth

I was called before a high school English department tribunal for using this word in a newspaper article my freshman year. They wanted to know where I had stolen it from.

Martin, I think you're on the right track, since I do recall reading about jazz musicians favorably talking about "hipsters," at least c. 1950. Although by then the word had a slightly patronizing cast, it seems, meaning someone who came from the outside but eagerly, admirably wanted in. (I.e. the white fans who would trek to Harlem clubs in those days.)

I think the word's lost most if not all of its racial implications right? Can we safely say that?

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, there's none of that left. Even the "jazz hipster" phrase could be used of a white person (imagine a Chet Baker type, say).

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I think "jazz hipster" might have had implications of white cultural tourism even as far back as the 40s/50s. I.e. John Hammond. (Not to say Hammond was a tourist, but he was likely perceived as such by some, for a while.)

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Does discussing the definition of hipster qualify you as one? Not me, I'm here for scholarly purposes only.

What do people who are overly populist about having fun do for fun?

I don't know if you're hip or not, Edd, but you're definitely OTM.

-- Stuart (gonzomoos...), February 10th, 2003


See, Stuart, I'm so unhip I don't even know what "OTM" means. On the money? Off the money? Off the mark? On the mountain (Hank Williams Jr. reference)? I always thought the word itself came from Wolof (sp?); that's what Robert Palmer (the late music writer, not the British singer who wears suits all the time) says in "Deep Blues."

I always was under the impression that "hipster" was not a compliment, it referred to a white-person jazz wannabe--who was that guy, Dean Benedetti, who wire-recorded all the Charlie Parker solos he could get but left out the others? Am I wrong here? Didn't the term come into general use in the bebop era?

Edd Hurt (delta ed), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but Palmer and other blues authors are so keen to trace everything in the blues and black culture directly back to Africa in this too-linear way, so I wouldn't trust that hypothesis.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Me liking Rush = not hip. Once that was realized about fifteen years ago, I haven't cared since.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Your awareness than Rush is not hip and your liking them anyways in defiance = you are v. possibly a hipster. (Hipsterism being an omnivorous beast.)

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

only one of ned's eyes is ever open tho ;-)

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

(when i was in the shower today i flashed on that sun ra quote "blah blah these are the hopes and dreams of someone, don't be so hip" to his sneering band. i can't date it, tho.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

only one of ned's eyes is ever open tho ;-)

And it's the third one at that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, Palmer is not the worst offender in that regard (tracing all black slang/culture back to Africa), amateurist. Sam Charters maybe?

So--who out there can get to the bottom of the etymology of "hip"? The "hip-hip-hooray" hypothesis doesn't strike me as very convincing. Surely someone out there knows the answer. Actually, looking back up the thread, the explanation of its origin in the name of the Chicago saloonkeeper strikes me as plausible.

Edd Hurt (delta ed), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Jess - I just googled that quote and came up with this article from Stylus Magazine. Apparently he said it to his bandmates after they were sneering at.. Donna Summer.

I haven't read the piece yet, but he quotes Foreigner's 'I Want To Know What Love Is' as one of the ten worst songs of all time, so I'm suspicious.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I reall don't think that was Ned's rationale for liking Rush, Amateurist. With other people, maybe. Ned is so not a hipster.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

at least six of those songs are good-great

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

paul oliver does it more than charters and palmer i think

i think the wolof "hipicat" deal is a gazillion times more plausible than the chicago barman one!!

ps the word "dude" was reintroduced to america by p.g.wodehouse

mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

He also quotes Embrace and is the ex-minister of culture. Please don't read that article after all.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(Yea, the Chicago barman thing sounded ludicrous to me. Don't we have a fmr Chicago bartender on ILX?)

I don't think Paul Oliver is that bad, he always carefully qualifies the connections he draws b/t Africa and the blues even if it is a more central part of his writing than of Charters's, Lomax's, etc. Anyways, I should add that Palmer had the benefit of a few decades' more ethnomusicological analysis than Charters (who *ahem* chartered blues studies to some extent).

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I was called before a high school English department tribunal for using this word in a newspaper article my freshman year. They wanted to know where I had stolen it from.

I had this problem with "ululating"

Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, it's the other Embrace.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but the Chicago saloonkeeper hypothesis...I mean, "23
Skidoo" comes from 23rd St. in NYC near the Flatiron Bldg. It sounds more plausible than the other two in that post.

I myself believe (off-topic here) that 99% of all blues writing is worthless--I've read just about every book on the topic.

Edd Hurt (delta ed), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeff Todd Titon is only about 20% worthless. (See Early Downhome Blues.)

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

(I thought 23 Skidoo was a Burroughs reference)

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Autist with finger accidentally on the pulse.

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Autists, dahling? Autists are such dreadful folk.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://psy-138-006.bsd.uchicago.edu/~autpics/artists.html

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://psy-138-006.bsd.uchicago.edu/~autpics/dses04.gif

clearly, the boy is a hipster.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Hart!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

why would you name your child "F12"??

ron (ron), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

or "Daniël" for that matter. I'm going to add a superfluous umlaut to my name from now on.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I love these kids! This guy's my favorite: http://psy-138-006.bsd.uchicago.edu/~autpics/dses06.jpg


He's so dangerous!

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude is not quite as hip, though:
http://psy-138-006.bsd.uchicago.edu/~autpics/swguitar.jpg

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Please do not hijack my thread by holding up autistic children to ridicule.

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Seconded.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ridicule!? I am not ridiculing anyone (except maybe that last guy, but only mildly, and certainly NOT because he's autistic)!
I should have made my point much less obliquely. I was thinking about myself (as I'm inclined to do) or other ILX people, and how a person with no real sense of style can accidentally (ie: by falling in w/you lot) develop a taste for music (for instance) that is, um, informed in some way, or something, without having the set of attributes one normally would need (like knowing a whole bunch of Cool People That Are Into Cool Things).

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

And then I found those first two kids, who I earnestly feel are incredibly cool (or at least those pics are cool).

I'm sorry I hijacked your thread! I didn't mean any harm to you or them or anyone, it was just a really bad combination of my eye happening to fall on something I thought was cool and me failing to realize that presenting it in a certain way could be construed in a way other than I intended.

again, I'm sorry, but also: look at those first two kids, is there any way I (or anyone) could have possibly have even suggested that they were anything other than very, very cool?

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck, I'm such a dork. I'm going to go into lurk mode for penance for awhile.

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

'Hipster' is like 'cool': it's not something you can say of yourself for any reason, and its application to you by others always says more about them than you. But that's where the similarity stops. I wouldn't use the word 'hipster' to describe someone with an idiosyncratic/early adapter personal aesthetic, but I would say 'cool'.

TRENDY, by the way, is a bit of an insult in my books. But I prefer leading to following in terms of my aesthetic choices. I also do not abandon my aesthetic choices according to the whims of fashion (which is not the same as getting sick of a record or a skirt; my aesthetic will merely inform my next choice).

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's quite a mild, friendly perjorative - more of "oh, those hipsters" than "those fucking hipsters".

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps more accurately it is seen as 'working at cool', where cool is seen as something supposedly effortless. if hipster is 'working towards' then it is intentional and conscious, thereby negating any cool that is accrued.

i suppose cool is like eccentric or diva. it cannot be self-bestowed.

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i tend to sort of agree with gareth except for one thing... surely, some of being cool or hip depends on knowledge of obscure things, which takes work. i mean, nobody was born with the future discographies of german dub-house labels etched into their brains?
hipsterism = enlightened consumerism, and no creation. i would say that a hipster band is, instead of being a creative group, is one that is wholly dependent on the record collections of the players. this is not always a bad thing, mind.
lastly, everyone should just go and figure it out for themselves.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

My total: 17/30 (57%)

(See Nabisco!)

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I got the same but it defined Nathan Barley as being the archetypal hipster, which is wrong.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree w/ Sonic Youth - "Hip Not Cool"

Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I am 77% hipster but I think I should get extra points for concluding that whoever wrote that test is not really so hip. (I mean, Sarah Vowell? Dave Eggers? "Deck" over "cool boots?")

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

14/30 47%. this was very americentric. i have never heard the word 'deck' used this way. but i shall be sure to use it from now on!

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ouch, 73% - I place the blame on the red-with-white-stripes sneakers that I'm wearing.

lyra (lyra), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't even find an answer for some of the questions, which as a middle-aged English guy is probably all the information needed.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

20/30(67%)...but that's got to be astonishingly hip for a Washingtonian, as we are supposedly the antithesis of hip.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"awesome" 4ever, dude.

g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Nathan Barley=Jamie Oliver=current definition of hipster, no? Why so wrong, N.?

SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

63%, and I am a Washingtonian.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Nathan Barley is hardly the same as Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver is a cook who worked his way up from kitchen staff and had a TV friendly manner. Nathan Barley is a trustafarian who never does anything much. Neither are hipsters. As I and other people said, hipsters know a lot stuff about music and whatever, and are concerned with having old records that no one else has etc. It's not about being invited to the right parties and having a mullet (*surely* people in Hoxton don't still have mullets - that started like 3 years ago or something?)

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

There needs to be much less use of this term in journalism. Especially in publications that consider themselves hip.

Mary (Mary), Sunday, 16 February 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it should be used only in reference to apparel.

Amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

40%, because I love Redbook.

rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 16 February 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Good point, Tom -- it seems like only hipsters say "those fucking hipsters!" whereas someone like my mom or my more conservative friends would use it to mock gently or to tease.

Clarke B., Sunday, 16 February 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
http://www.hipp-shop.de/hippCYshop/produkte/info/images/9765.jpg

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 23 July 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
Half of the threads on old-old-ILX were about hipsters and trucker hats. What happened? Have they disappeared? Have we stopped caring?

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

hipsters = the yuppies of the 00's

m coleman, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

Simon Reynolds is pro-hipsters these days, which tells you all you need to know.

For me hipsters will never be anything more than crap pleated trousers in the Debenhams sale.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

the word hipster is very very old, no? but the "hipsters" has somehow had the word attached to them. they don't really have a meaningful "thing" to differentiate them, musically or culturally.

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

Williamsburg author seeks hipster intern

gabbneb, Friday, 16 March 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

No Mailer mention yet?

In his notorious essay 'The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster' (1956) originally published in Dissent and reprinted in ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF (1959), Mailer examined violence, hysteria, crimes and confusion in American society through the fashionable existentialist framework, which owes much to Jean Genet. Mailer defined the hipster as a philosophical psychopath, and urban adventurer, who has adopted elements from black culture and could be called "a White Negro". To become a hipster is a conscious choice for members of the intellectual élite. However, the black man knows the art of the primitive "in the cells of his existence", and is forced to accepts the moral wilderness of civilized life, condemned by "the Square".


link

G00blar, Friday, 16 March 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

I revived this thread because I recently had a conversation about hipsters with a colleague, for whom the term was pretty positive, associated with beat anti-conformists and the like. Is that the original meeting of the word?

baaderonixx, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

Hipster was always something to aim for...certainly upto and includng the 1960s.

Why/when did it become a pejorative? The growth in awareness and power of image a) by individuals (the hipsters themselves?), b) by companies (selling image back), the ability to play at being xyz rather than ACTUALLY being xyz, with the suspicion that image taking precedence over....what? Difficult to pin down, but hipster as pejorative=suspicion of image

Hipster=Image=FASHION=Transitory=Fake?
Anti-Hipster=For Real=Core=Permanent

Fashion by its very nature is evolving, predatory. Real scenes=Prey, consumed, discarded

Perhaps until the 1960s the hipsters and the 'for reals' were basically the same people (and visibility lower), and that after the 1960s the term hipster took on this more fashion oriented (and therefore 'lesser') position.

And after this time, people have gradually become 'young' for longer and longer periods, enuogh to go through various scenes, and the visibility of people that were one type of scene, and then 2 years later, another kind of scene, marking them out as somehow separate from both scenes, an interloper, and outsider, a colonizer, a hipster

maricopa john, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

Who would have been an 80's hipster?

baaderonixx, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.random-squeegee.com/haikupics/balki.jpg

G00blar, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

it's all context. When you're in the suburbs or Queens you're like, "Hey, cool, a hipster!" but when you're in Brooklyn or Manhattan you're like "oh fuck, a hipster."

dan selzer, Friday, 16 March 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

hipsters = the yuppies of the 00's

Surely those are bros, not hipsters. The yuppie of the 00's is Striped Shirt Golden Tee guy.

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

most people i know who complain about hipsters are actually complaining about people who are exactly like them moving in on their perceived territory.

lauren, Friday, 16 March 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

The original hipsters seem quaint and naive because they were only operating on three levels of irony instead of, like, 100, run in parallel.

Also, due to the nature of contemporary media, an idea transforms from underground to institution in less than 2.3 seconds, so in order to remain cutting-edge, one has to become a douchebag fashionista.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

i just found a book by Chandler Brossard callled Who Walk in Darkness from 1952,from th flyleaf.."this is a novel about "hipsters" and their girls in ny's greenwich village.here for the first time the new generation of american bohemians are presented in fiction-what is a "hipster"?the name derives from the jazz term "hip" and denotes a person who possesses "superior awareness".the "hipster" sees through the shams of conventional attitudes and morality:he patterns his life on a code of personal freedom which has something in common with that of the French Existentialist.Becaiuse hipsters are much too smart to work,they live by their wits in a kind of underground which lies halfway between neurosis and violence,they drift from tough bars to harlem dance halls,from private dope parties to prize fights,from one love affiar to another."

danbunny, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yeah, THAT guy sounds like a winner.

Laurel, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

"Because hipsters are much too smart to work, they live despite their wits in a media-saturated fog which lies halfway between neurosis and schizophrenia, and drift from one 'graphic design' job to the next."

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Ginsberg's "angelheaded hipsters." The attitude toward them seems ambivalent, though.

jaymc, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

i miss the hepcats :(


http://home.macvaerk.dtu.dk/~lilbaek/images/Hanna_wave.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not quite sure how to put this, but there's some kind of a nebulous thought spinning around my head that the view of hipsters changed when the idea stopped being about rebellion (i.e. 60's and before) and started to be about jumping on any bandwagon that the media portrayed as "cool". If I can refine what I think I'm on about a bit I will elucidate later, but don't hold your breath, obv.

peteR, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER BEEN IN A ZOOT SUIT RIOT!

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

Ok, so maybe not rebellion in that way, but anti-establishment, at least...

peteR, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

in a small city like i reside in,th appearance of anyone in black frame glasses,band shirt and gf w bangs or funny hat is immediately filed away under "brooklyn hipster",but to me it's a good thing cuz they r th only ones who can truly appreciate my Big Eye Vietnam velvet art or Amon Duul records.Hopefully th true meaning will circle back around to Harlem music hall goers and troublemakers.

danbunny, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

I have black frame glasses and am wearing a Miles Davis shirt. Can we be friends?

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just glad that the pressure to find at least one black guy willing to join yer ska revival band is off and there are people who will now pay me money for my horrible christian folk rekkerds on ebay.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

All I'm saying is nice panty lines.

Laurel, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.miss604.com/blogging.jpg

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

scott that picture just made my morning

gff, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

peteR

Do you mean the change from 'rebellion' to 'rebellious image'? The change from when people 'walked the walk' (or believed they did. or it was believable they did), to when they 'wore the clothes'? they always wore the clothes of course but, with increased media penetration, 'wearing the clothes' didn't need to stand for anything, other than itself.

Which leads us back to anti-hipsterism as basically being anti-fashion. You might be realer, you might know more, you might be the real deal, but 'that hipster guy' over there looks better, he looks more convincing

maricopa john, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

James Baldwin had a classic rejoinder to "The White Negro" but I can't find it online anywhere.

gff, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

It seems like the term had its initiat heyday in the 50's / early 60's, probably well exemplified by Richard Farinas, Ginsberb and such, and then somehow reappeared pejoratively in the 90's to describe Gen Y / Urban outfitters cliques. So, the question is, did the term disappear in the 70's and 80's?

baaderonixx, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

It went underground. The 70's and 80's were when the word had *real* cred.

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

How come you understand MY BRANE better than I do? That's it, I think: a move from "genuine rebellious image" to "rebellious image laid out for you by fashion houses"; from doing-it-because-you-wanted-to to doing-it-because-you're-told-to; from bucking the trends to following them. Er, or something.

peteR, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

xxxpost, oh dear

peteR, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

In essence, I suppose that when cool hits the mainstream it ceases to be found cool by those who aren't particularly mainstream. Make more sense?

peteR, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

Right on!

baaderonixx, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

In The Conquest of Cool, Tom Frank writes about a time, in the late 60s and early 70s, when the media began to co-opt notions of cool and hipsterism; whereas previously the media thought of itself as an organ of information for mainstream Americans (even in advertising, products were targeted principally at homeowners, and companies relied on science and reason to make their appeal), suddenly there was this desire to present itself as hip. And since part of what being hip meant was being anti-consumer, the advertising industry started to poke fun at itself, expose the artifice, so that eventually you have Sprite commercials that say, "Don't drink Sprite because we tell you to; be an individual."

jaymc, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

lauren's sittin pretty on the clams, daddy-o

Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Cut to Ray Winstone: "Don't look at me! I'm not going to tell you what to do!"

OTM, completely.

peteR, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

OMG where did that girl buy the royal blue vintage 40's dress!! (The metal side zipper is the giveaway..) I want that dress! I can never find anything 40's in that color & it's my favorite. (Not that I care for swing dancing and being retro, it's actually because they are simply styled and don't look retro..)

daria-g, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

daria my guess is a costume designer made it!

Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

i am pro-hipster kickball by the way.


http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2006_04_29/johnny_knoxville_lookalike.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

my two bosses - both in there 40's - both seem a bit confused with the tag of hipster as pejorative. They seem acutely aware of who/what is being tagged and that it's current usage is typically lobbed at goofball fashionistas with a photoblog...

both were in bands and part of "scenes" (one in Portland, the other Memphis) in the 80's-90's and they recall the term being used seldomly and usually with a vague sense of respect... like the weird dude with the pencil-thin 'stache who played fuzz bass in that one band and lived in an abandoned transmission shop and cooked his meals on a hot plate powered by a car battery.

will, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

i think the anti-hipster thing is an age thing too. cuz a lot of the vice magazine crowd seems so young and there is the sneaking suspicion that these are the same people who were rocking those really really dirty and baggy big pants that everyone used to make fun of when they saw them on the kids and "i used to get beat up in high school for listening to amon duul, man!" and that sort of thing. which is just silly cuz gen x hepcats are just as boring and tiresome in their own way with their starsky & hutch opie taylor looking motherfucker ways and means.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

people just need more harry gibson in their lives.


http://idata.over-blog.com/0/37/49/10/hipster/harry-the-hipster.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

pictured: Mid-noughties hipsters "playing ball"

baaderonixx, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

i am pro-hipster kickball as well.

gff, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

lol at "johnny_knoxville_lookalike.jpg"

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Fear of Fashion
Fear of Artifice
Fear of Youth

maricopa john, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

the only "generation" i actually approve of is the Foghat generation. people 5 or 10 years older than me. too young to really be considered boomers. too old to be gen x. no irony. just badass. all the girls wanted hair like linda blair. all the boys wanted camaros. so, mid 70's to early 80's u.s. teendom? that's where my heart is. everyone else is so lame in comparison. including myself, so, you know, don't sue.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

I prefer the Duckie generation.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8762/pg/one/six.jpg

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

GenDuckie, as it is commonly known.

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

This guy is straight out of Degrassi High

baaderonixx, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/8668910_14195694c9.jpg?v=0

baaderonixx, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

i watched pretty in pink again recently. duckie is fucking annoying. no wonder andi ran off with blaine.

lauren, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

they're all fucking annoying. No anthony michael hall, no credibility.

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

loving that Kirsten Dunst-swing lapdance photo up there

milo z, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

this guy pegs duckie correctly, i think, as kind of scary.

"Cryer exposes something rancorous within himself that frightens us innocent moviegoers. I wouldn't want to be there when Duckie finally detonates."

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

you can see duckie detonate every week on two & a half men! i never miss an episode. plus, on that show you get 80's yin/yang with the awesome cryer/sheen tag-team.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

yup, that's right on.

lauren, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

In The Conquest of Cool, Tom Frank writes about a time, in the late 60s and early 70s, when the media began to co-opt notions of cool and hipsterism

yeah I was gonna say The Baffler elucidated a lot of the consumer discernment-as-nonconformity shift. Haven't read CofC.
Re: 90's, kind of interesting that Kramer on Seinfeld was still working under the old definition of hipsterism, which was spelled out occasionally. Jobless, rummaging, philandering, distracted conspiracist cobbling a comfortable life from the margins(fwiw his best scenes involve him trying to approximate a 'square' ala Alfred Pennypacker et al). Seinfeld himself can't be accused of 'hipness' so one wouldn't expect him to update the hipster template but I think it might point to the fact that the old stuff was pretty much still in the air, to the extent that it was around at all in the mainstream, at least up to the mid-90's.

tremendoid, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Key Text:

http://girljukebox.typepad.com/sugartown/images/blossomdearie__1.jpg

"Oh man, do you believe that chick? She has got no idea what's happening, no idea. I am the one who's plugged in around here. That's why they call me The High Priestess of Cool! Ha ha!

I'm hip. I'm no square.
I'm alert, I'm awake, I'm aware.
I am always on the scene.
Makin' the rounds, diggin' the sounds.
I read Playboy Magazine.
'Cuz I'm hip.

Like, dig! I'm in step.
When it was hip to be hep, I was hep.
I don't blow but I'm a fan.
Look at me swing. Ring a ding ding.
I even call my girlfriend "man,"
I'm so hip.

Every Saturday night
with my suit buttoned tight and my suedes on
I'm gettin' my kicks
diggin' arty French flicks with my shades on.

I'm too much. I'm a gas.
I am anything but middle class.
When I hang around the band,
poppin' my thumbs, diggin' the drums,
sqaures don't seem to understand
why I flip. They're not hip like I'm hip.


I'm hip!
i'm alive, i enjoy any joint where there's jive

I'm on top of every trend.
Look at me go. Vo-dee-o-do.
Bobby Darren knew my friend.

I'm hip, but not weird.
Like, you notice, I don't wear a beard.
Beards were in but now they're out.
They had they're day. Now they're passé.
Just ask me if you're in doubt,
'cuz I'm hip.

Now I'm deep into Zen
meditation and macrobiotics,
and as soon as I can
I intend to get into narcotics.

'Cuz I'm cool as a cuke.
I'm a cat, I'm a card, I'm a kook.
I get so much out of life.
Really, I do. Skoo ba dee boo.
One more time play "Mack the Knife."
Let 'er rip. I may flip, but I'm hip.

jed_, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

all the girls wanted hair like linda blair. all the boys wanted camaros"...upstate ny is rife w this riff raff..and i love it

danbunny, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

MUMMY: I wish there was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me. Oh,
well. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody.
<dit-dit-dit-dit-dit> I'm a mummy.
BEATNIK: That's cool.
MUMMY: I'm a mummy.
BEATNIK: You mean you're a mother.
MUMMY: No, I'm a mummy.
BEATNIK: I'm a beatnik.
MUMMY: People are afraid of me.
BEATNIK: Yeah, I'll bet.
MUMMY: I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago.
BEATNIK: Oh, yeah, like, that's a long gig.
MUMMY: Where can I buy a copy of "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb"?
BEATNIK: Oooh, man, I don't dig that trash. You know like Brubeck,
Sherwin, Modern Jazz Quartet?
MUMMY: I'm a mummy.
BEATNIK: Man, you got a warped groove.
MUMMY: Aren't you afraid of me? Aren't you gonna scream?
BEATNIK: Oh, yeah, like, "help."

Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

I judge people more harshly if they use "hipster" derogatorily. They obviously have some inadequacy issues I don't want to deal with.

Yerac, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

otm.

lauren, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

otm otm.

s1ocki, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

also lauren's "moving in on their territory" comment is very very true.

s1ocki, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

I say this all while sitting in Williamsburg not working, eating my trader joe's beef jerky and having a drink before going to my guitar lesson.

Yerac, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

Del Close to thread!

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

How to Speak Hip

endless fun

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

love that old nichols & may routine where they parody hepcat poetry. "Kools! Kools! Smoke Kools!" riffing on advertising and hipsterism in 1959! if i hadn't been such a fan of The Mechanical Bride (which came out in 1951) before i came upon the Baffler i probably would have been more impressed by thomas frank. he can be good in a you have been lied to preaching to the converted kinda way.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just glad that the pressure to find at least one black guy willing to join yer ska revival band is off

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahhaha

Did I mention hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

</former ska revival band member>

nickalicious, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

'hepcat' was really good at finding those guys. uncanny.

tremendoid, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

We should draw a distinction between 50s beat/Mailerian hipsterism and the postmodern Letterman-esque version, which is a kind of channel-flipping detachment from all surrounding events and people. I'm not sure that the two share a direct line of evolution.

fife, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Somebody said that Mailer's hipster is more a figment of his imagination, or something he tried to will into being: a kind of violent but sly crook lurking in urban environments which he contrasted with beatniks, who are fairly mild middle-class dropouts. If Freud had replaced Marx in the 50s intelligentsia, hipsters were his bolsheviks, the murderous revolutionaries of the psyche as opposed to the menshevik bohemian-liberals.

fife, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't read this thread but "hipsters", to me, are kids who are trying too hard. there's a difference between being hip and being a hipster.

chicago kevin, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

They try 'too hard' because they care what they look like

ie:::Fashion

maricopa john, Friday, 16 March 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Nah. You can care what you look like without caring how young/trendy it is. You can wear nice, pressed shirts and keep your shoes shined. That's not a hipster.

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

My friend was born with a white eyebrow...everyone accuses her of trying too hard. With a genetic eyebrow deal.

Abbott, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

i know someone who has eyebrows that curl up at the ends giving him a look similar to a demon or pixie or sprite or something with pointy curly eyebrows.

chicago kevin, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

I guess there's a subtle line between dressing young and trendy and feeling the need to put on a costume before you leave the house. And you can sense the latter. Maybe it's a personality issue more than a fashion issue? You can look cool as hell and still look unpretentious.

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

can people just not use the phrase "trying too hard" anymore

s1ocki, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

You're pushin' too hard, uh-pushin' on me
You're pushin' too hard, uh-what you want me to be
You're pushin' too hard about the things you say
You're pushin' too hard every night and day

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

ya! people should just sing that instead.

s1ocki, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

chaki, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

I hate that phrase too, slocki.

Abbott, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

No i think theres a sense here that people are looking down on people who care about fashion, rather than wearing some good clothes. In a way that others care about music, rather than just having some good cds

maricopa john, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

ie: subtext:people shouldn't spend too much time thinking about their outfits

maricopa john, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

What hipster didn't start out overdoing it and then mellowing out? You should see pics of me in HS. Like sitting in giant piles of peers in a puppy pal evolved into sitting alone on a barstool w/a gimlet.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/papes.jpg

Actually this is the closest I ever got to 'trying too hard' (and it should actually go on the secret goth shame thredd):

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/BIGHEAD.jpg

Vainglorious me.

Abbott, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

subtext: people should stop dressing funny

milo z, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

"You can care what you look like without caring how young/trendy it is. You can wear nice, pressed shirts and keep your shoes shined. That's not a hipster."

it's not really fashion either, is it? i mean i'm sure you look good but you're missing the point.

jed_, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

"can people just not use the phrase "trying too hard" anymore"

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=30843

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

I like when people dress funny, like the old woman I saw dressed like an anthropology prof. w/the flowy dress & billion turquoise necklaces...paired w/neon orange chuck taylors. i like the kids who dress too much, they add some levity to my world.

Abbott, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

I like the sartorialist a ton but it everyone dressed like that what a dry world it would be. I'd rather eat ice than look at Vice, tho.

Abbott, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

can people just not use the phrase "trying too hard" anymore


i'll stop saying it when i stop seeing it. restraint is key, rarely is anything any good when it's over the top.

chicago kevin, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

But what attitude does it imply beyond dress sense and musical taste?

fife, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Slocky OTM. In my experience, the phrase "trying too hard" is generally employed by self-conscious killjoys.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

to me it screams "i want to belong accept me accept accept me" and i don't dig that.

chicago kevin, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm cooler than you"

not saying that's the INTENDED projection of attitude - sometimes yes sometimes no

dmr, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to fife

dmr, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

kevin mostly OTM

milo z, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh man high school... that's where it's ok to try too hard, i guess, but man. I was like the girl in... what's that movie?... who keeps coming in wearing totally different "looks" (i.e. beehive)? Anyway, I was like that. I went from band geek in polo shirt to wannabe surfer to metal guy with boots.

Today I am dressed not unlike Kumar.

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

I do look down on people who care about fashion. As a midwesterner, it's my birthright to do so.

Granny Dainger, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

well, there's no shame in being a provincial boob, I don't guess, but there's no pride in it either.

kenan, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

I like hipsters. hooray people who make an effort - however misguided, self-conscious, or obnoxious it may be - to make their lives strange or unusual or interesting.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

*flees from shower of stones, rotten garbage*

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

I do look down on people who care about fashion. As a midwesterner, it's my birthright to do so.

This might explain why midwestern thrift stores beat the shit out of anything on the coasts-- y'all throw away all of your cool articles of clothing! I mean, clothing designers from Japan fly into Cleveland all the time just to buy tons of shit at the thrift stores and then re-sell them to young hip types in Tokyo.

the table is the table, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

That's where definitions begin to differ, I guess. 'Hipster' as I hear it used (and the people I see) really doesn't refer to someone who is making their life strange, unusual or interesting.

Hipster means they're taking their cues (fashion, music, etc.) from a certain pool of resources that just happens to be a different pool than Stripey-Shirt Frat Bro or Redneck Woman use.

milo z, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

key word is "different", methinks

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

if caring about fashion is wrong, i don't wanna be right.

lauren, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Redneck Women can also be quite entertaining/idiosyncratic in their own ways.

Fratboys I have an inherent aversion too, however.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

chicago kevin otm upthread.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

self-conscious killjoy that i am.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

what i mean about midwestern thrift stores is that not only can a "hipster" or whatever find all sorts of stupid-ass clothing to astound and amuse their friends, a normal person can find nice clothes (sometimes couture) for very cheap. case in point: the halston suit i bought for $4. perfect condition.

the table is the table, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

that's kinda true of any thrift store anywhere.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

how is that different from non-midwestern thrift stores?
kenan are you saying that thinking that those who care deeply about fashion are silly makes one a provincial boob?

Granny Dainger, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

caring about fashion isn't wrong, i just find it silly. just like you most likely find people who wear stretchy pants and tweety t-shirts silly. yin to the yang.

Granny Dainger, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

You can't get a Halston suit for $4 in the NYC area!

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

you definitely can't get any kind of suit for $4 in SF, I don't care where you're lookin. Not even at the "Clothes by the Pound" place.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

you can if you get up early enough!

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

you guys sleep in too late! cuz yer slacker hipsters!

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

hey I get up every weekend at 7am to cook breakfast for the wife!

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

If Freud had replaced Marx in the 50s intelligentsia, hipsters were his bolsheviks, the murderous revolutionaries of the psyche as opposed to the menshevik bohemian-liberals.

holy shit.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

I think some people want to seem above fashion because it's so personal. The same amount of talent, work, creativity and historical reference can go into a beautiful dress as some glorified painting or black and white still. Making and designing clothes is fucking hard. Is it because it goes on your body and not on the wall where you can be detached from it that some people hate fashion. I don't know why people who obviously care about creative processes and art are all down on presenting themselves with clothing that is thoughtful. Like, I seriously wish I could try harder to dress nicer, even if I don't have the perfect body or height for most clothing that I think is amazing.

Yerac, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

it probably has something to do with the general vapidity and over-inflated value of the fashion industry.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

plus homophobia

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

In support of Shakey's homoscary theory, I knew a guy once who hated models and the fashion world because "they pay faggots all that money to make em clothes. Wish they'd pay guys like ME as much to MAKE em."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

i mean this is why people say " I wish I had the balls to wear that." clothing is so personal and people either don't want to stand out in the crowd or they have to stand out because looking like everyone else is upsetting.

Yerac, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

I bet he was an amazing seamstress

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

arggh x-post

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

haven't found any proper couture yet but thrift finds of mine include, comme des garcons wool t-shirt, ysl rive gauche (70's) black wool dress, velvet pencil skirt (going to have to sell, it doesn't fit), royal blue silk blouse.. i had a jean paul gaultier jacket but i sold it.. oh yeah, a giorgio armani black evening dress (i'm going to sell it).. marc jacobs coat (sold it).. hmm.. gold tassel necklace I think is schiaparelli.. plenty of scottish cashmere.. a vintage chloe skirt.. a pale camel cashmere top coat trimmed in mink (perfect condition too) for $20..

i love thrifts, it takes patience but really, the vintage 60's fitted wool jacket that's beautifully constructed and tailored for $7 vs. something new at a department store for $200 that looks like hell after a few years' wear?

I figure, fashion is as much an art as anything else & often speaks more to what's happening today than plenty of things you find hung on a gallery wall

daria-g, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I had a specific route in all towns to stop at all thirfts in fun/easy order on Saturdays and stop off at Popeye's in the middle. I've found wonderful clothes & boots but it does take a lot more patience than most people have. Sis-in-law who makes bank is always surprised when my clothes are good/thrifted. "I go into a thrift every once in a while and it's all garbage." And therein lies the key: you have to be there all the goddamn often.

Abbott, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

what's also interesting is that some boutiques and record or book dealers are hurting (fuck 'em) due to the realization of consumers that they can can migrate to sales too, and feed their habit by SELLING THE GAME ON EBAY DAT COM

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah and all they sell is bizarro puff-sleeve polyester floral patter knee-langth dresses trimmmed in lace and Old Navy jeans from five years ago? Or such is every 'vintage' store I've frequented.

Abbott, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

i mean really, most clued in chicks who open a beautifully manicured vintage clothing shop were once collectors who turned a hobby into a semi-career.

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

I hope they are not paying other clued in chicks $5.50/hr to help them w/their hobby-career. I got that offer once and jesus, not only would I have had to spend time with them outside of work, the pay was shit. Oh so. How so grasshopper?

Abbott, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

why is looking like everyone else "upsetting"? do you really think people aren't into being wearing something outlandish cause they don't want to stand out?

Granny Dainger, Friday, 16 March 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

why is looking like everyone else "upsetting"?

You don't find it upsetting, obviously. Is it hard to imagine that there are people that do?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

No, it's not. I'm asking why.

Granny Dainger, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

But it's all about standing out and then getting testy because people are staring at you for standing out. And then everybody's happy. And closing the goddamn door.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

Some people feel the need to differentiate themselves by the music they listen to, or the books they read, or the movies they watch. They go out of their way to do/take part in/see things are idiosyncratic or quirky because they want to stand out from the crowds of people who do "regular" things. I'd assume a similar mindset applies to people whose focus is clothes.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

xpost ARGH

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

sorry but those people need to grow up!

Granny Dainger, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

for fuck's sakes, people. some people want to stand out, visually i guess you would say, by wearing fashionable or expensive or cheap-o or whatever clothes. some people don't. if that's the only element of their personality you're going to judge them by, you are being dumb.

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

The same amount of talent, work, creativity and historical reference can go into a beautiful dress as some glorified painting or black and white still. Making and designing clothes is fucking hard.

You could ask the same of advertising/adv. art (minus the homophobia). Capitalism debases - most people only have a concept of fashion that involves mass retail or a bunch of richie-rich/celebrity bullshit (fashion week, couture, places where Common People can't shop). Fashion will never get the same respect as fine art because it is seen largely as an economic enterprise and irrelevant to the lives of most.

On the DIY/thrift angle, clothes-making seems to be more about craft and usability than art school concept. DIY sewing is cool, looking like the neck-tattoo douchebag from Project Runway is not.

milo z, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

it's like judging people by their taste in food. or.. er... music.

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

can't we all just get along?

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

sorry but those people need to grow up!

Granny Dainger on Friday, March 16, 2007 7:20 PM


Why is this a juvenile mindset?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

Fair enough, Slocki, but have you not encountered people for whom consumer choices in music and/or fashion are defining aspects of their personality?

milo z, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

of course it's not the ONLY element i'd judge them on! i'm sure there's tons of other aspects about them which would allow me to look down on them more fully.

Granny Dainger, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

Fair enough, Slocki, but have you not encountered people for whom consumer choices in music and/or fashion are defining aspects of their personality?

if i have, they never mentioned it

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

allow me to look down on them more fully.

I'm starting to think you're the most egregious hipster here.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)


for whom consumer choices in music and/or fashion are defining aspects of their personality?


I would say those people I met who may meet of that stripe had OBSESSION as a defining aspect, no matter the channel of said obsession.

Abbott, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

yeah to be honest the only kind of person i can imagine that description applying to would be a pretty pathological one

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

because consciously choosing hobbies/clothes/art to stand out from The Rest Of Society paradoxically means that The Rest of Society (of whom these people are presumably trying to say "you do not run my life. i am my own unique person.) is having an equal, or even greater, effect on your life than on the "sheep', and only a person with a juvenile mindset wouldn't realize this.

Granny Dainger, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

one the other hand i'm sure i've met people for whom consumer choices in music and/or fashion are defining aspects of their social selves. and i don't think there's anything wrong with that.

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

I'm starting to think you're the most egregious hipster here.

I'm starting to think you have 0 sense of humor.

Granny Dainger, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

dude get one sense of the Wry.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno maybe i'm projecting here. when i was a juvenile, i wanted to stand out. or something. so i dyed my hair strange colors, wore crazy thrift store shirts, etc etc. and then eventually I came to think it was all silly and start to agree with the mindset of my good friend, who grew out of all that earlier than I did, and by junior year of high school was wearing, like, plain colored tshirts and khakis all the time. not because he no longer wanted to stand out so much as he just didn't feel like TRYING SO HARD.

Granny Dainger, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

so basically you couldn't hack it.

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps there is another explanation

so no speculation about who posted that ad? disappointing.

gabbneb, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

You're right, choosing to focus on things like clothes (vs. immaterials like personality) as a way of standing out takes a lot of effort. I used to make the effort too! I wouldn't be surprised if lots of us around here did, especially when we were younger. I just think (imho!) its a mistake to characterize the effort-in-itself as juvenile. Certainly this feeds into ideas of "hipster"-types being cliquey and catty because their lifestyle lends itself to such juvenilia, but I don't think it's fair to say that anyone who manifests their personality in material things like record collections or clothing choice or show-going is juvenile by default.

har ha /insulation from charges of humorlessness

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

damn you lack of xpost notification!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

Abbott, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

I was just pretending it still existed.

xxpost

Abbott, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are getting all wound up unnecessarily, maybe? I like fashion, I like clothes - it's interesting to see how people put things together.. I mean, it makes the morning kind of fun, sometimes, if I'm looking around thinking OK I have these dark caramel trousers and black top and *some* bright color wants to go with this to make it unusual.. hmm.. a-ha! bright peri blue! that's it. don't take it so seriously.

those wild psychedelic maxi dresses from the 70's are about to be right back in style so maybe the "vintage" shops will be able to sell 'em off finally. (I woudn't wear them, they don't suit me)

daria-g, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

i know this is getting quite far now from the concept of hipsterism but if you think about it in terms of peoples homes wouldnt you be really impressed if you visited a friend who had all this cool stuff - some of which was found on the street and some of which was from thrift stores, or from ikea, and they had a few nice expensive pieces that they could afford to get partly because the rest of it cos next-to-nothing, rather than they they had this nice mid-range good tast environment that they lived in (that was equivelent to a nice pressed shirt and well shined shoes)? would you think those people with the somewhat individual living space were "trying too hard" and that it was something that was worth "growing out of"?

jed_, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

i take people on a case by case basis. seriously. though i end up hating most of them.

scott seward, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeah and to follow up on what jed said, would you think that people who are really into art and have gone to great effort to collect interesting art etc etc.

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

Let's not short-shrift stuff, though, Daria. This stuff definitely has meaning beyond being just fun, even if its only because we assign it meaning: we're assigning it collectively, so it means something to us.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

jed otm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

another response regarding thrift stores: you can't get a Halston, or any other name-brand couture suit, for $4 anywhere... except in the Midwest. Reason: those who run thrift stores on the coasts know that they can mark up like crazy and people will still buy. It's simple.

Also, the 7 am thing is true... also true is knowing which day they restock the shelves. At the thrift stores of greater Cleveland, this is Tuesdays. Dumbos go on Mondays, when everything is 50% but there's nothing there. On a Tuesday, one can find Dior, Ferragamo, even Gucci. (I'm not some crazy fashion dude, either. That is, I also shop at Target, Ross and the Dollar Store, too).

the table is the table, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

the east and west coasts are very large areas! give me a month and i will find you a halston suit!

scott seward, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

but, yeah, don't get me started on the whole marking up the price on "collectables" thing. don't get me started!

scott seward, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

But jed, what about people who purchased every single object in their home from a single modernist boutique, just looked through the catalogue/store and bought three rooms worth?

Whenever I hear people rag on hipsters, they aren't talking about bohemians who build their own furniture and dumpster dive for recontextualized art - they're talking about people who've purchased, sometimes at large cost, an entire lifestyle or trendy fashion sense or home or record collection, etc..

milo z, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

Which is to say that anti-hipsters are probably battling strawmen for the most part, but so are anti-anti-hipsters here.

milo z, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

the only think worse than that is when buyers fall for the price markup/hype and prices soar due to the "collectibility" vicious cycle feedback.

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

i am all for fickle hipsters too, cuz they trade their new records back in when they get bored and i can get them cheaper.

scott seward, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

motherfuck a scott seward xpost (code this shit right britishes)

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh, i guess he understood i was speaking to his point

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

How do we (socially) create the monolithic idea of The Norm?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

don't get me wrong, i definitely preferred it when thrift stores were frequented by the insane, the elderly, and the infirm. they were just looking for belts to hold their trousers up. antiques friggin' roadshow fucked a lot of stuff up for a lot of people.

scott seward, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

haha fuck a sociology essay question, looked like the thread slowed and i wanted to stir up some shit.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

some people want to stand out, visually i guess you would say, by wearing fashionable or expensive or cheap-o or whatever clothes. some people don't. if that's the only element of their personality you're going to judge them by, you are being dumb.

The thing is, I think I generally dislike people who "want to stand out", particularly on a day-to-day basis. Then again, I think I have an overall aversion to attention-getting behavior -- it just makes me think of highly self-involved theater majors who talk too loud. For the most part, I prefer understatement -- and/or, when people do stand out, I want it to be (or at least seem) unselfconscious.

lurker #2421, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

when people do stand out, I want it to be (or at least seem) unselfconscious.

thank god for acid.

the table is the table, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

brokeN?

daria-g, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

halston is designer, not couture. couture is a very specific type of collection all hand sewn.. futhermore halston did a lot of bridge line pieces that were sold in dept stores all over the place (halston III for example) so if you include that the stuff is everywhere on thrift/resale

daria-g, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

i've only thrifted on east coast and the staff just miss things. they look for known names, like coach bags and gucci bags, and sometimes they just don't check is all. for example the armani dress was $10, and it's top line giorgio armani and in perfect condition, not out of style. they just tagged it as a regular dress. i guess if you can tell good fabric after a while it's not hard to pick out nice things

i don't mind the hipster/trendy people buying vintage though. what that means is, i can sell an old hobo slouch bag or babydoll dress that's just an 80's fast fashion piece on ebay for $100 because it's a hot trend, and take that $100 and buy a few beautifully cut and sewn vintage 40's dresses that fit amazingly.. or maybe take half of it and buy these narciso rodriguez shoes i've been eyeing b/c apparently hardly anyone on ebay wants em

daria-g, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

also re: hipsters I appreciate when people take ugly clothes and ugly things and make them interesting and sort of stylish..

the trouble is they just take it too far..

sometimes it's awesome like this guy

daria-g, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

i meant designer, not couture... my bad. my mind was awash with the new yorker article on lagerfeld.

also, agreed to your xpost. peoples is dumbos.

(i bought a pair of amazing Armani trousers in a shade of tan that are sooo soft-- but they looked like crap as pants, on me at least. so i made them cut-offs. $2 spent, a few years of Armani cutoffs gained)

the table is the table, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

oh i haven't read that yet, i should. lagerfeld is awful. i mean i like some of his work but.. i don't know.. totally opposed sensibility & worldview, I think

daria-g, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

skot: don't get me wrong, i definitely preferred it when thrift stores were frequented by the insane, the elderly, and the infirm. they were just looking for belts to hold their trousers up. antiques friggin' roadshow fucked a lot of stuff up for a lot of people.

yes

daria: what that means is, i can sell an old hobo slouch bag or babydoll dress that's just an 80's fast fashion piece on ebay for what that means is, i can sell an old hobo slouch bag or babydoll dress that's just an 80's fast fashion piece on ebay for $100 because it's a hot trend, and take that $100 and buy a few beautifully cut and sewn vintage 40's dresses that fit amazingly00 because it's a hot trend, and take that what that means is, i can sell an old hobo slouch bag or babydoll dress that's just an 80's fast fashion piece on ebay for $100 because it's a hot trend, and take that $100 and buy a few beautifully cut and sewn vintage 40's dresses that fit amazingly00 and buy a few beautifully cut and sewn vintage 40's dresses that fit amazingly

i realize the thread here is some bullshit analysis of style and conformity, but the two of you are dead otm on another point, that fleas and thifts used to be a goldmine of sorts, and now less so, because people are not just buying for themselves, they're also buying what they they know they can flip for $$ to justify other, bigger purchases. the net effect is that the store owner with overhead can't just expect to breeze into a flea or some craigslist ad and make easy 11am scores, because the playing field has subtly changed.

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

But jed, what about people who purchased every single object in their home from a single modernist boutique, just looked through the catalogue/store and bought three rooms worth?

what about them?

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

First of all they've have to be fucking wealthy, have you seen what Bertoia and Rissom go for these days? Christ. So basically that's nobody I know, and nobody I've been thinking about in connection to this thread.

Laurel, Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

or live within 800 miles of an Ikea (replace boutique with superstore if you choose)/West Elm/etc.

what about them?

They're the archetype hipster-haters are thinking of (in terms of public presentation, not interior design), as I said in my next post: mostly strawmen, but hardly the "oh god everyone hates creative people" counterpoint anti-anti-hipsters offer up.

milo z, Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

hipsters:Dwell Mag aesthetic::"nice pressed shirt and well shined shoes":The Room Store

milo z, Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, whatever. A room full of all-new furniture from the same (or same family of) catalog/boutique is still fucking boring no matter who designed the pieces. That's not hip, it's just...aspirational.

I can't even tell what argument we're having anymore! Is that just my fever talking or has this thing jumped the daybed?

Laurel, Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno! i guess i just have a hard time getting worked up about this stuff. i'm sure some people order rooms by the catalog just cuz they're too busy to think about every individual piece and they can feel comfortable knowing everything will look ok together. not what i would do, but i can't hate 'em for it.

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

the store owner with overhead can't just expect to breeze into a flea or some craigslist ad and make easy 11am scores

well no, but given that the thrifts ostensibly are there in the first place so ppl without a lot of $$ can buy clothes.. i'm not feeling real bad about, say, the guy in alexandria va who runs a vintage shop & picks a good part of his wares from several thrifts around the block.. personally i only buy what i wear unless it's something incredibly special. or *maybe* a really hot trend. the stores with inventory and overhead don't turn around their merch as fast as the trends, often, or else don't even pay attention.. being accustomed to pulling wild 70's polyester and passing over hideous 80's glitter tunic tops.. but guess which one the hipsters might actually want

i'm kind of fascinated by it. there are vintage sellers who are super knowledgeable and particular about vintage & i do feel like it's too bad when carefully restored older pieces with amazing detail don't command the same prices as the item of the moment.. take ebay seller mama stone vintage.. most of that stuff is basically h&m style/quality, but they put it on pretty models and rake in the cash

daria-g, Saturday, 17 March 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

thrifts are still goldmines you just have to know what the gold is today & how to advertise, is all.

daria-g, Saturday, 17 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Where's the "hipster superhero" thread? I can't find it. It was funny.

Sundar, Saturday, 17 March 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.zoilus.com/rsz_cg0455riddle.jpg

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html

am0n, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

christ

latebloomer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

SOMEONE didnt get invited to the gallery opening!!!!

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

omg, i am only a few paragraphs in and...wow

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

Gavin McInnes, one of the founders of Vice, who recently left the magazine, is considered to be one of hipsterdom’s primary architects.

and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

“If only we carried rocks instead of cameras, we’d look like revolutionaries.”

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

no momus no credibility

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

Hipster Dom

J0rdan S., Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

& adbusters has the temerity to subtitle their march issue 'the reconquest of cool'

goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

explain to me adbuster

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

Is that a Thomas Frank ref?

http://www.whsmith.co.uk/Images/Products%5C226%5C260%5C9780226260129_m_f.jpg

jaymc, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

Punks wear their tattered threads and studded leather jackets with honor, priding themselves on their innovative and cheap methods of self-expression and rebellion. B-boys and b-girls announce themselves to anyone within earshot with baggy gear and boomboxes

what?

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KVR30YH1L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

explain to me adbuster

-- deej, Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:59 PM

if you're familiar with 'buy nothing day' which is supposed to grind the capitalist consumer system to a halt, i believe they are the ones behind that

am0n, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

haha oh man i just decided to go look at momus's blog

We don't like how they make their great kids great

The Vice Guide to North Korea is a 14-episode account -- made at some risk to the journalists -- of a heavily-guarded journey through North Korea. I found it fascinating, but I did notice some dubious ideology creeping in, especially in Episode 12, A Schoolchildren's Palace, billed as "meeting the country's creepily over-talented future generation".

Here Shane Smith edged towards that journalistic-political cliché I call the "we don't like how they treat their women / children" school. Basically, the idea behind this move is that in any given culture, men are responsible for the ideology, and women and children are helpless victims and hostages. The implication is that, although the men are a lost cause, the women and children could be captured and brought to some other culture, where they'd be much happier.

This "much happier", in Smith's account of North Korean children, involves being a lot less motivated and talented. "One of the most fun-slash-sad times," Smith says in Episode 12, "was to see the best-of-the-best school in Pyongyang." After showing some child prodigies playing musical instruments larger than themselves, Smith decides that "it's so sad because these great kids are learning and learning for the state". But what's wrong with learning -- to exceptionally high standards -- for the state, and at the expense of the state? Are these children really to be pitied? Mightn't they be -- as well as "great kids" -- fervently ideological admirers of Kim Jong Il, believers in North Korea's superiority over South Korea, and convinced that their "creepy talents" could only have been advanced so far in the particular system they were born into?

and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

jesus, i have my own personal issues with feeling bummed-out as what i see as a somewhat nihilstic streak which runs throughout much of "youth culture" nowadays, but talk about some absurd lazy-ass writing

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

#1 conversational turnoff for me these days when meeting chicks is when they start talking about 'hipsters' zzzzzzzz

happens far too often

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

It...does?

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

The half-built condos tower above us like foreboding monoliths of our yuppie futures

wow

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

has the writer of this article ever actually spoken with actual human beings before? also, i half-suspect that most of the quotes in the article are completely made-up

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

It...does?

-- Laurel, Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

It .... does. yes.

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

“You’re not some club kid in New York in the nineties. This shit is so hipster!”

“He’s 17 and he lives for the scene!”

who honest-to-god really talks like this??

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

The American Apparel V-neck shirt, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Parliament cigarettes are symbols and icons of working or revolutionary classes that have been appropriated by hipsterdom and drained of meaning.

"I'm going back to the bar, do you want anything?"
"Yeah, get me another PBR, I've almost drained this one of all its meaning."

some dude, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know. Who talks about hipsters at all? I mean, like, out?

xp hee hee

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

Doug Haddow

Name:
Doug Haddow
Network:
Shell Oil

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

lol

am0n, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

american apparel v-necks are symbols of the 'revolutionary class'?

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

working or revolutionary classes
that's a damn big OR there

velko, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know. Who talks about hipsters at all? I mean, like, out?

actually, i totally know people who complain about "hipsters", but i think they are just being lazy in how they encounter and conceptualize other people

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/2078024815_2fa68fb9b8.jpghttp://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/v8ly86.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

I thought V-necks were symbols of not wanting your undershirt to show.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

you'd think a shirt made by a company that uses sweatshops would have more working class cache than an AA shirt

some dude, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

i went to a party with a friend of mine once and as soon as we entered this one girl who lived there squealed at him, "a hipster!" and just physically dragged him off to her bedroom for an hour.

omar little, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

Oh I'm totally lazy. It just seems like a...boring kind of thing that's been done to death, maybe? I mean I guess apart from maybe an eye-roll at the Pratt brats across the bar or something.

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

Laurel otm! now, rollerderby girls… I FUCKING HATE THEM!!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

i think people just like to project douchebaggery onto others and "hipsters" are the easiest target nowadays, like "yuppies" were in the '80s.

omar little, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

rollerderby vs kickball

am0n, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

can't wait for the blipster bingo remix of "lookin' boy"

some dude, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, I'm behind the times, I just saw that kickball is a weekly thing at McCarren Pool apparently?

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

xposts
yeah, don't get me wrong, i write off people all the time in lazy, prejudicial ways. i guess everybody does.

but i don't get all irate about people who (gasp) own fixed-gear bikes. i can think of, like, a million things that are actually worth getting upset over

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

I guess its because most people have been priced away from the yuppie-classics (eg gabbneb) so they only see hipstre yuppies in their social circles / drinking haunts.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

My problems with fixed gear riders are practical not ideological. Stop riding two abreast on bike paths!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

The latency period is typified by a solidifying of the habits that the child developed in the earlier stages. Whether the Oedipal conflict is successfully resolved or not, the drives of the id are not accessible to the ego during this stage of development, since they have been repressed during the phallic stage. Hence the drives are seen as dormant and hidden (latent), and the gratification the child receives is not as immediate as it was during the three previous stages. Now pleasure is mostly related to secondary process thinking. Drive energy is redirected to new activities, mainly related to schooling, hobbies and friends. Problems however might occur during this stage, and this is attributed to inadequate repression of the Oedipal conflict, or to the inability of the ego to redirect the drive energy to activities accepted by the social environment.

am0n, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

"Yeah, get me another PBR, I've almost drained this one of all its meaning."

looool

dmr, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

should use this irl

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

if you're familiar with 'buy nothing day' which is supposed to grind the capitalist consumer system to a halt

this is not true btw

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

cap'n save a dope

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

I think the same way the goalposts of what defines a "nerd" or "geek" had to be moved once spending all your time online kind of became the norm, at some point the whole "hipster" thing became these weird defanged accusations. OMG YOU'RE WEARING...A SHIRT! YOU'VE HEARD OF...A BAND! YOU'RE HANGING OUT IN......A BAR! FUCKIN' HIPSTER!

some dude, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

on the other hand, what if u want to make fun of ppl who really think that their ironic mustache is cool?

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

LOL.... SONGS

and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

just dont go too far in the other direction, i mean

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

I am just pissed that my definition of hipster as a self-identifying term (i.e., that people who use the term are doing so to self-identify as hipsters) never caught on

nb this may be because it was wrong

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

end up like forksclovetofu

and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/439843850_4019113577.jpg?v=0

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

do we even need some snappy term term for people who listen to shitty music and find humor in played out irony, though? just call people out for who they are in specifics.

some dude, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

the term is "ilxors" I think

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

^^ fire

some dude, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

some of us just think mustaches look good

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

also some of us dont get off on desperately trying to be smarter and more jaded than everyone else

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

jk i too am filled with self-loathing

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

if you're familiar with 'buy nothing day' which is supposed to grind the capitalist consumer system to a halt

this is not true btw

-- J0hn D., Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:27 PM

u mad?

am0n, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

after the nightmares I got from that indie girl comedy mustache thread i have no problem with any mustache as long as it's worn by a man

some dude, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

no am0n I don't actually give a shit it's just kinda the actual objections to buy nothing day are all pretty valid without lying about it for lulz

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

"they think they're gonna change the world!" no they don't

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

if making fun of max's stache is rong i dont wanna be right

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

i got no problem with a stache as long as you're committed to it for life once you grow it, like wilford brimley or burt reynolds or rollie fingers.

omar little, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

lawl i dont have a stache

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

i have a post-ironic beard tho

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/ross/archives/buy-nothing-day.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

beards are sincere

horseshoe, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

I pray daily for the death of the mustache trend

GOTHICK 4 LIFE

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

mustaches are warlike

dan m, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

see am0n doesn't that strike you as being more about the benefits to the person who buys nothing, not the posited harm to the corporations? seems kinda painfully obvious to me

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

i went to a "moustache party" last month. seriously.

i knew no one going in except the person i went with. it was some guy's birthday party, and that was the theme he chose. i had some nice conversations with people there and drank some free-for-all beer that their fridge was stocked with. some band played. someone spilled a box of red wine all over the kitchen floor. there was dancing. it was fun.

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

Shave Nothing Day

am0n, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

I could get down with that one but only because I'm lazy

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

in fact if I don't make it to the sink before midnight, today will have been Shave Nothing Day for me for the third day running

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

i went to a "moustache party" last month. seriously.

i knew no one going in except the person i went with. it was some guy's birthday party, and that was the theme he chose. i had some nice conversations with people there and drank some free-for-all beer that their fridge was stocked with. some band played. someone spilled a box of red wine all over the kitchen floor. there was dancing. it was fun.

-- dell, Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:41 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

great fuckin story kid

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

I got ten bucks for dell if next time he goes to one of these parties he hangs around 'til everybody falls asleep and then gets real creative with a Norelco

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

ironic hitler staches for all

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

xkcd lols vs. hipster lols

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2136/2267248965_7ea04df8f6.jpg

dmr, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

who reads adbusters ?

oscar, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

hipsters

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

-- am0n, Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

oscar doesn't adbusters strike you as being more about the benefits to the person who buys nothing, not the posited harm to the corporations?

jeff, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

to a thread filled with decent zings the fail patrol has arrived

J0hn D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

'Twas always thus?

jeff, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

I used to read Adbusters back when I was in lol college and all idealistic about shit.

jaymc, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

idealistic am0n

deej, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

I used to read it several years back. I thought it was worthwhile at the time...not sure what the hell this article is supposed to be saying, though.

dell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

it's not a terrible magazine and it makes some good points here and there but i don't really read it because most of its good points are also pretty obvious.

omar little, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

the only issue I ever purchased was all about the evils of psychiatric drugs (except for like two paragraphs from Douglas Coupland pointing out that once upon a time, we just locked people up rather than treat them). That was plenty for me.

milo z, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

the reason i asked was because i was curious as to who the writer of the piece was trying to direct "the message " to ? if it is directed at "hipsters" or whatever, kinda just seems like lame oneupmanship and playing exactly right into the kind of attitude he is attempting to excoriate.

oscar, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

i had to get up and get a drink after reading two of the quotes from that article; don't think i could read more. wow.

amateurist, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

Great article.

sleep, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

i looked at the first few paragraphs and i'm still sentient. almost.

it reminds me of a girl named jessica i knew in high school. she was fond of making sweeping, unsustainable generalizations about the zeitgeist, à la "the whole culture is just slipping into darkness" or "people don't even know how to be happy anymore."

amateurist, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

WTF at that article...

There will always be people who listen to certain bands/go to particular bars/wear certain clothes, not because they want to, but because they are trying to impress other people with how "cool" they are. Fuck them.

snoball, Thursday, 31 July 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

like this?
http://www.dickdestiny.com/gaybomb.jpg

yungblut, Thursday, 31 July 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

The first marginally NSFW hipster thread on ILX?
My, that is a tiny little handbag...

snoball, Thursday, 31 July 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

This article was very o_O or whatever, the thing about the keffiyeh does bother me.

Adbusters in general is fifty percent interesting and thought provoking and fifty percent .O_o.

I know, right?, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

I guess I can't say anything about that adbusters piece that everyone isn't already thinking. I just wish that *cultural critics* who are actually published in magazines would be required to have actually read something about past cultural/countercultural movements before comparing them to some vague alleged current trend.

Hurting 2, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

aren't hipsters just scenesters? It feels like every "movement" needs loads of hanger ons with disposable income and risky fashion choices.

I know, right?, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

<A href=Damned kids these days!;No, don't you see? Hipsterism is an entirely new, unique and threatening trend, totally unlike all those other youth movements of the past!</a>

Oilyrags, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

It's so not a movement

I know, right?, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

So basically the only people left who are not considered hipsters now are polygamist cultists, QVC-shoppers and people who considered Bop Hope a real loss.

Hurting 2, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

Even the Amish have beards and Shakers make stuff so they're right out.

Hurting 2, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

^

I know, right?, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

“These hipster zombies… are the idols of the style pages, the darlings of viral marketers and the marks of predatory real-estate agents,” wrote Christian Lorentzen in a Time Out New York article entitled ‘Why the Hipster Must Die.’ “And they must be buried for cool to be reborn.”

this approvingly quoted article sucked too btw

dmr, Friday, 1 August 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

Is there a way of life (assuming "lifestyle" is an obscenity in this context) that can't somehow be be targeted by people who want to sell stuff?

j.lu, Friday, 1 August 2008 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

Nuns?

I know, right?, Friday, 1 August 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305433909.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Hurting 2, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

really now.

I know, right?, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

keep trying deejnuts

am0n, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

the commenters on that are not so bad! like:

Hmmm... "this cursory and stylized lifestyle has made the hipster almost universally loathed." Loathed by whom? Who could possibly care enough to loathe?

This 'critique' is either a clever exercise in the poetics of self-parody or the most stone-unconscious piece of pretension ever. I can't tell which. Its true, Adbusters has always been right near the cutting edge of the thing it most pretends to despise - the (counter)cultural cool - but this piece truly seals the deal. What could be more hipster then slammin' the hipsters - with yer 'black spot' sneakers on and all? Jeez. Its all so silly. Don't you have some real work to do somewhere? How is this different from any other anti-fashion fashion?

I don't know ... almost from the beginning (what has it been, 14 years?) I've so wanted to like and admire Adbusters... but I give up - there's never been any real critique here - no research or argument or evidence - just a lot of slick production, adolescent ranting and sour grapes. What is Adbusters but another elite cul-de-sac for art school types - a smart little circle of folks who admire each other's 'work?' Honestly - what is Adbusters for? I seem to have missed something...

^^^ pretty good zing

s1ocki, Saturday, 2 August 2008 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

i always thought/used hipster as a patronising synonym of trendy, ie a follower, someone who is up to date but only looking at other people's clocks

yes

Granny Dainger, Saturday, 2 August 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/08/nyregion/08trustafarians.html?_r=1

June 8, 2009
Parental Lifelines, Frayed to Breaking

By CHRISTINE HAUGHNEY
For the past five years, Ernie DiGiacomo has been able to count on parents to guarantee the $1,500 to $2,500 rents he charges for the 15 apartments he owns in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. When he called renters who had missed payments, he often heard, “My parents will send you a check.”

But in the past six months, the parents are pulling back financial help, he said, and as a result, he has watched more renters move out.

“Most of them are moving back with parents,” Mr. DiGiacomo said.

Luis Illades, an owner of the Urban Rustic Market and Cafe on North 12th Street, said he had seen a steady number of applicants, in their late 20s, who had never held paid jobs: They were interns at a modeling agency, for example, or worked at a college radio station. In some cases, applicants have stormed out of the market after hearing the job requirements.

“They say, ‘You want me to work eight hours?’ ” Mr. Illades said. “There is a bubble bursting.”

Famed for its concentration of heavily subsidized 20-something residents — also nicknamed trust-funders or trustafarians — Williamsburg is showing signs of trouble. Parents whose money helped fuel one of the city’s most radical gentrifications in recent years have stopped buying their children new luxury condos, subsidizing rents and providing cash to spend at Bedford Avenue’s boutiques and coffee houses.

For 18 months after graduating from Colby College, Jack Drury, 24, lived the way many Williamsburg residents do: He followed his passions, working in satellite radio and playing guitar. He earned money as a bicycle messenger and, on occasion, turned to his parents for money.

But as the recession deepened last fall, his parents had to cut the staff at their event planning company to 30 workers from 50. Asked for his help, Mr. Drury cast aside his other pursuits and started work as a project manager for his parents. But he still plays the guitar in two bands, Haunted Castle and Rats in the Walls.

“My future is in the family business,” he said. “Music is just for fun.”

The real estate market, too, is shifting as wealth evaporates. Ross Weinstein, a managing partner of the Union Square Mortgage Group, has worked with hundreds of Williamsburg apartment buyers in the past two years.

“A lot of the money came from family,” he said. “That piece, it’s gone for a lot of people.”

In the boom years, Mr. Weinstein said, 40 percent of the mortgage applications he reviewed for buyers in Williamsburg included down-payment money, from $50,000 to $300,000, from parents. About 20 percent of the applications listed investments that gave the young buyers $3,000 to $10,000 of monthly income.

But in the past two months, Mr. Weinstein said, he has handled two to three deals a week in which the parents cut back their down-payment help.

The number of sales in Williamsburg dropped nearly a quarter in the first three months of this year compared with the same period a year ago, according to HMS Associates, a Brooklyn appraisal firm. And in three recent cases, Mr. Weinstein said, owners sold their apartments in short sales — selling for less than the bank is owed, to avoid foreclosure — because they were no longer receiving parental help.

Mr. Weinstein has been advising two brothers in their late 20s who wanted to buy a $700,000 apartment with $250,000 from their parents. But their parents’ investment portfolio has lost so much value that they now can give only $50,000. Since the brothers make about $45,000 a year each, they are now shopping for a $500,000 apartment.

The parents still wish they could help, Mr. Weinstein said, but “right now, they’re in a situation in their life where they need to ensure their own security.”

It is an adjustment that many have to deal with. Eric Gross, 26, a construction worker, was going to buy, with help from his father, a $600,000 one-bedroom condo with city views at Northside Piers, a luxury building, he said.

But his father, who works in the auto industry, said he had to reduce his contribution. “He’s pulling back the lifeline,” Mr. Gross said.

So Mr. Gross is scaling back, shopping for a $300,000 apartment, said his real estate agent, Binnie Robinson of AptsandLofts.com.

It can be hard to see the signs of financial troubles in Williamsburg because residents are so loath to show that they had money in the first place. Robert Lanham, author of “The Hipster Handbook,” said in an interview that many newer residents tried to blend in with the area’s gritty history and dressed “half the time like they’re homeless people.”

But parental help was obvious in the intersection of residents with low-paying jobs and $3,000-a-month apartments.

“You can put two and two together, that they have money coming in from somewhere else,” Mr. Lanham said.

The culture of the area often mocks residents who depend on their families. Misha Calvert, 26, a writer who relied on her parents during her first year in the city, now has three roommates, works in freelance jobs and organizes parties to help keep her afloat while she writes plays and acts in films. There is a “giant stigma,” she said, for Williamsburg residents who are not financially independent.

“It takes the wind out of you if you’re not the independent, self-reliant artist you claim to be,” she said, “if you’re just daddy’s little girl.”

The cutbacks for the more privileged residents are a welcome change for locals who have struggled to support themselves without parental help.

Katie Deedy, 27, an artist, works two bartending jobs to shore up her designer wallpaper business. Gazing out from the bar at the patrons playing darts and sipping bloody marys during a Sunday shift at the Brooklyn Ale House, she described how refreshing it felt not being the only local resident trying to live on less.

“If I’m going to be completely honest, it does make me feel a little bit better,” she said. “It’s bringing a lot of Williamsburg back to reality.”

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thirdalternative, Monday, 8 June 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

I knew what this revive was going to be when I saw it.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

Do you feel smart?

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

I am still lobbying for "hep cat". Much the preferred appellation, imo.

Aimless, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

does anyone remember what the other thread that discussed this article was?

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

ws the bartendress/budding wallpaper impresario, i gotta say

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

From: platypus samurai | Posted: 1/2/2010 09:16:43 PM | Filter | Message Detail | Quote
You can literally go through the part of Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations and replace every instance of the word "game" with "hipster," and the whole argument will still make sense...it will also shed some light on what a hipster is.

Cunga, Sunday, 3 January 2010 05:18 (sixteen years ago)

confirm bookmark

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 05:23 (sixteen years ago)

isn't that true of many super-words?

figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Sunday, 3 January 2010 06:26 (sixteen years ago)

Nabisco was being pretty reasonable and lucid (as usual) about the subject upthread, and this is a hard subject to be lucid about.

I was trying to think of something succinct to say about this, and I thought that a lot of the recent confusion about hipsters and the word's definition comes from the fact that the traditional counter-culture v.s. official culture dichotomy no longer exists (and it was through that prism that the traditional meaning of hipster made sense).

"You will always have the hip among you," but the idea of the hipster as some sort of cultural warrior doesn't fit in with the modern world anymore, I don't think. Or not quite like it used to fit.

Cunga, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://i49.tinypic.com/5ycaiu.jpg

Cunga, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:50 (sixteen years ago)

if being hip is a crime then put me in jail man

latebloomer, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://unhappyhipsters.com/

kenan, Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://webtech.fdresa.org/amiller/images/COOLLINK.gif

MODE NOTE: This URL sets off malware warnings. Stop using this image please.

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

Uhhh... where are the hipsters?

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

They're dead. DEAD! They're all DEAD and you KILLED THEM, DEAD!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe they're so sad they couldn't even step into the frame. Or so dead.

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

Uhhh... where are the hipsters?

these are just pictures of wealthy north americans.

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

huh.

maybe the hipster is the one making the bitchy comments about the pictures

lukevalentine, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

i.e. the blogger

lukevalentine, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like hipsters are so easy to make fun of and yet I haven't once seen it done well.

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ <--- at least not funny/clever like this

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like hipsters are so easy to make fun of and yet I haven't once seen it done well.

let's hear you try!

lukevalentine, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

Someone has linked this by now, right?

http://www.latfh.com/

Evan, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA HIPSTERS

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

Guess, since people will apparently link to anything that has the word "hipster" in it, maybe you can help me make this a meme

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

xp yes that's exactly what I was referring to. Like, this could actually be really funny if you had half a brain and didn't shoot for the most obvious/lowest common denominator

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwk2ybRzUJ1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

“What’s all the plastic wrap for? So I don’t burn my chest. Duh.”

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugejuldVz1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

“Check out my old school fixie!”

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

lol@ hipster puppies but like all of you including me get what ur asking 4 when u open this thread tbh

plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 30 January 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder if there's a corelation between what "level" of hipster one is in the soon-to-be-developed hipster rating system and when you were alerted to the existence of the unhappyhipsters site.

sarahel, Saturday, 30 January 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

the only thing interesting to me about hipster bashing is that it appears to only recently have become mainstream. like, hipsters were bashing hipsters before hipster bashing was cool. but like actually that is the case.

i have heard benighted med school dorks wearing khakis zinging each other for hipsterdom because say someone wore a bright purple retro nike vest, or had an earnestly held opinion about an "indie" band. and there is often something smug about the delivery that would suggest that the person feels like they are on the cutting edge of takedowns, that there is just no way that anyone would have seen it coming

in Lakota you are now Snow Tubes With Gangbangers (gbx), Saturday, 30 January 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

I think it's interesting how the definition varies, how it's one of those things that the consensus is generally, "I know one when I see one," but is it really? The fact it's so arbitrary is what interests me. The points of agreement and disagreement as to what/who constitutes a "hipster" - there being different levels of hipsterdom - Whiney's idea - I think is interesting.

sarahel, Saturday, 30 January 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

Psh my dad's been making hipster zings at me for years now. Am like so over it.

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

You can call someone with a beard and a flannel shirt and an Out Hud 7" a hipster, and you can call a weirdly-haircut head-to-toe tacky/flashy/neon/Urban/AA Misshapes dude who doesn't even know who Out Hud is a hipster, and the two probably would hate each other and have little in common at all.

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

xp stevie otm

well it's also kinda how i reflexively think about it anyway. again, classmates seem to think i'm a despicable hipster because i own a track bike and played in a band once and am "into" music or w/e, but my immediate reaction is like "jesus i've got nothing on, like, this guy Coyote who has a different pair of glasses every day and is a DJ and parties in brazil and wears neon all the time"

in Lakota you are now Snow Tubes With Gangbangers (gbx), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

You can call someone with a beard and a flannel shirt and an Out Hud 7" a hipster, and you can call a weirdly-haircut head-to-toe tacky/flashy/neon/Urban/AA Misshapes dude who doesn't even know who Out Hud is a hipster, and the two probably would hate each other and have little in common at all.

― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, January 30, 2010 4:04 PM (9 minutes ago)

well yeah there's different kinds and they mostly all suck

max ipad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
Teen1: I don't even know anymore.

plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

Psh my dad's been making hipster zings at me for years now. Am like so over it.

Oh so you're the guy behind ShitMyDadSays

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

what strikes me the most is this myth of hipster attitudes. Most everyone thinks they're these lame ass pretentious trust fundies, and while some of them are, a great majority of them are NOT, and yet everyone pretends they're not a hipster because they don't want people to think they're one.

It's this really bizarre phenomenon of what everyone holds as a definition vs. what the definition actually is being different things.

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

xp i wish

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

the word ("hipsters") sounds so antiquated, so 60-ish. there has to be a better word.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

hot chipsters

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

The word hipster has been thrown around so vaguely for so long it just sorta became this meaningless phonetic blob to me, and whenever it pops up it's treated like this king of ba-zings and everyone is so invested in or bothered by it, and I'm over here like you ppl are all fuckin wierd.

Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

king of ba-zings

what does this mean?

sarahel, Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not bothered by what it represents. i just think there could be better words for it.

yes, like hot chipsters.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

It is a supreme zing, the trump card of zings if you will, xposts to sarahel

Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

You can call someone with a beard and a flannel shirt and an Out Hud 7" a hipster, and you can call a weirdly-haircut head-to-toe tacky/flashy/neon/Urban/AA Misshapes dude who doesn't even know who Out Hud is a hipster, and the two probably would hate each other and have little in common at all.

― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, January 30, 2010 4:04 PM (9 minutes ago)

well yeah there's different kinds and they mostly all suck

― max ipad (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 30, 2010 4:15 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hipsters suck!!!

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

mostly! i'm half-trolling because it is FREAKING 2010 IIRC and we're having an earnest discussion on hipsters

max ipad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

but we still don't know what they are it's like the fuckin TAO

guammls (QE II), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

Wait for Monday, y'all, me and sarahel are gonna break it down for u

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah can't wait for that

Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

i'm gonna take the day off for it

call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

in alternating, one-sentence "tweets," plz.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

("tweets" are the new thing, apparently)

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

Monday!!! http://www.jeffpylenz.com/INCREDIMAIL%20VOL.2/HOTLETTERS/jail.gif

Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

this is gonna combine my two favorite things: sarahel's posts and whiney's thoughts on other people who live in new york city

Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaahahaahahaahahahaahaha

wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

oh man i am counting down the mfing hours

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Sunday, 31 January 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

if only it were minutes

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

it is, there are just a lot more of them

avatar 2: the na'vi ending story (gbx), Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

this is gonna combine my two favorite things: sarahel's posts and whiney's thoughts on other people who live in new york city

that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger "iirc"

sarahel, Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

"look at this fucking hipster" = pics of people at theme fancy dress parties + caption insinuating they might be, idk, gay or something.

max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

how did u figure it out

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

That the flannel thing has been pointed out as a signifier by mainstream media over the last year is really funny cos I remember seeing form-fitting flannel on lots of vegan/hardcore scenesters, and that was more than 10 years ago.

Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

you must be really hip

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

I was ten years ago!

Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

Hi I'm a hipster.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

nice sunglasses

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

I don't wear sunglasses, but I have a beard, a cat and I smell bad.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

u sound like a hippie!

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

do you like vampire weekend? are you an ovo-lacto vegan?

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

no and no.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

i work in a record store in brooklyn.
i make fun of my peers.
i post to ilx.

HIPSTER.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

i just want to be cool ;_;

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

dude u are totally cool

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

but i think i have to be a hipster to be cool.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

i WANT to be a hipster.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

do i need to get a bike, really? and sunglasses? cuz that stuff is for the birds.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

if u walk your cat on a leash, you don't have to get a bike

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

what if i walk around with my cat around my neck like a scarf?

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

do i need to start using cocaine???

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

catscarf is cool

negative on the coke--you're trying to be a hipster, not an asshole

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

thanks for all yer help que. btw i played pinball last night & thought of you. rocked that dark knight machine haaaaard tbh.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

what if i walk around with my cat around my neck like a scarf?

^ would date

sarahel, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

too bad i've resolved never to date older women anymore.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

btw i played pinball last night & thought of you. rocked that dark knight machine haaaaard tbh.

pinball? okay you are definitely a hipster. haven't played Dark Knight yet

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

HIPSTER!!!!!!!!!

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

after i played pinball i un-ironically watched and enjoyed the entire david allen coe DVD they were playing at the bbq spot. hipster??

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

xp - I am not your type in so many other ways, I am far from crushed at this news.

sarahel, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

lol i know sarah i'm just teasing :)

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

i only date other hipsters. and you are sooooo not a hipster.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

do hipsters willfully mix fact & fiction in earnest conversation?

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

uh ... yes.

sarahel, Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

i work in a record store in brooklyn.
i make fun of my peers.
i post to ilx.

HIPSTER.

http://blogs.woodtv.com/files/2008/12/high-fidelity-poster-courtesy-touchstone-pictures.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

not pictured: beard

sarahel, Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

john cusack is so not a hipster.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

he is just a sad old troll.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

Was that a diss on Senor What?

sarahel, Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

who?

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

mr que??? no. what???

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

it is Q like the letter iirc.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

ian would never diss an old hipster

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

sorry for the confusion, I misread something.

sarahel, Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

old hipsters smokin jazz cigarettes, talkin 'bout gaddis.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

i collect old records, watch "weird" "films", i live in silver lake (lol), i ride a bike, i drink microbrews, i have a cat, i sometimes eat vegan, occasional beard...hipster?

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

conversely: have a memory for baseball stats and play fantasy sports and i don't do drugs or smoke

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

u had hipster at silverlake dude ;p

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

it sounds like a fish. "we had some hipster out at the lake. delicious."

you have to forgive me (surm), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

ARE YOU A TRIPSTER?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://s.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/12/15/15/enhanced-buzz-19011-1260908711-5.jpg

Donald Earl Fite III AKA “The Hipster Fish Killer” is on probation for impaling his girlfriends purple betta fish named DeLorean. He reportedly told police, “If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish!”

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

i went to art school, i eat vegetarian, i have a moustache (????)

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't understand the tripster thing. I thought it was gonna have something to do with either acid or portishead / tricky

lukevalentine, Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

god I love(d) Maurice Fulton's MU project. Guys I think I might place v high in the lolhipster rankings but I'm too embarrassed to list the evidence.

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Monday, 1 February 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

Do you have a copy of Animal Collective's Meriweather whatever album on vinyl you can take a picture with?

sarahel, Monday, 1 February 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

UGH GOD NO THAT ALBUM WAS SO MEDIOCRE! But I do have like 3 Deerhoof 7"s

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Monday, 1 February 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

lol first post is six years old

forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 February 2010 07:53 (fifteen years ago)

the only really good use I've found for "hipster" is as a lighthearted inoffensive substitute for the n-word when rapping along with music

LRN, which helps companies build ethical cultures (bernard snowy), Monday, 1 February 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

it's good cuz it doesn't mess up rhyme or meter, plus what kind of grinch wouldn't crack a smile at a line like "phony hipsters are outlined in chalk"???

LRN, which helps companies build ethical cultures (bernard snowy), Monday, 1 February 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

i don't have time to do the rating system today, but want to just remind everyone that hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com is in FULL SWING ayo

PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 February 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

whiney did u start this one

http://hipstershavetopee.tumblr.com/

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

read as: hipster shave toupee

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

Whiney is this you? this is A+

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

no :(

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

I need more photos of cuet dogs in glasses and scarves, guys

hipsterpuppies at gmail

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/search/?w=all&q=dog+glasses&m=text

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.zazzle.ca/funny_dog_humor_gangsta_hipster_dog_shirt-155281952230959865

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Hipster_Dog_Outfits

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

hipstersofwallmart.tumblr.com

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

you need a hipster puppy pic with sriracha in it

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

Gawker mentions Hipster Puppies

http://gawker.com/5465849/blog+to+book+deal-potential-hipster-puppies-and-snooki+shopping

kshighway (ksh), Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

huge influx of traffic time

kshighway (ksh), Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

guess you're familiar with Gawker now ; )

velko, Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

ok ksh - i'm really starting to think you are Whiney's sockpuppet.

sarahel, Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

This one's my favorite so far:

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/post/371162784/cracker-found-out-the-hard-way-that-your-netflix

kshighway (ksh), Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

haha whiney added my coinage of "pupster" to the site :)

Robert Altbro (some dude), Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

is there a hipster kitties site already? I feel bad that I haven't been able to contribute pics to hipster puppies because most of my friends are cat owners.

sarahel, Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

I've recently discovered how LOL music writing for fashion magazines can be. I mean, I could have guessed, but def the most entertaining shit I've taken in recent memory.

Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

Unhappy Hipsters [Started by smashing aspirant (milo z) in January 2010, last updated 15 minutes ago by jaxon] 3 new answers
Look at this fucking puppy! Look at it! [Started by ice cr?m paint job (milo z) in September 2009, last updated 16 minutes ago by jaxon] 1 new answer

wall•egina (s1ocki), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

is there a hipster kitties site already? I feel bad that I haven't been able to contribute pics to hipster puppies because most of my friends are cat owners.

― sarahel, Saturday, February 6, 2010 5:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm gonna do kitties in the next few days.

*puts something between two asterisks* hahahaha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

also, yes, mad thanks al for "pupsters"

*puts something between two asterisks* hahahaha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

xp - let us know if you want hipster kitty pics.

sarahel, Monday, 8 February 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

i do!

*puts something between two asterisks* hahahaha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

This just showed up in my Tumblr dashboard:

http://meaghano.com/post/378771392/3u-internet

kshighway (ksh), Monday, 8 February 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

you would not believe the ridiculous fucking dog pictures i'm looking at, i almost need to start a tumblr for the ones i can't use

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

doooo ittt

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 05:57 (fifteen years ago)

WHINEY

coworker just turned to me and said "hey, have you ever heard of this hipster puppies thing?"

u r officially a meme!!!!

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

roommate told me some girl from missouri just facebooked him it. also Fark had a 220-post clusterfuck bout it today!

vag white band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

he chuckled and said "this is pretty good"

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

How old is this, like a week? Did you make it before this thread?

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

It helps maybe that Hipster Puppies is on collegehumor.com

Evan, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

Do people who read collegehumor know who Terry Richardson is or what critical mass is or get any of these jokes?

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

They probably just like seeing puppies wearing sunglasses.

Evan, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

yeah kudos wgw I've had it emailed slash seen it on other boards

werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

i bet every hipster in nyc is telling their friends about this

vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

i bet every puppy in nyc is barkin bout it

wall•egina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

i bet its really cute when they do

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

did you get any pics of puppies posing with that Animal Collective album on vinyl?

sarahel, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

i bet every puppy in nyc is barkin bout it

awww

werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2954/hipsterr.jpg

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

haha ok i lost it at the circuit bent speak & spell bit

twice remembered / twice removed (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

will one of the hipster puppies complain about the locking of his favorite threads on an internet message board?

sarahel, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

kinda worried abt how much i hav in common w/ these puppies tbh

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

Do hipster puppies eat tofu Beggin' Strips?
Do their non-hipster puppy friends know its not original Beggin' Strips, which they already didn't know wasn't bacon?

Evan, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

god, it's kind of hilarious how this meme started out of my anger at kenan and Evan for linking to those two awful hipster sites for the billionth time.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

i'm gonna start a thread on 77 to talk more openly about the inside baseball of hipster puppies, but i do wanna say thanks to everyone for helping push this thing along. it really means a lot.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=78581#unread

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

especially ksh and s1ock

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

:-)

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

Oh cool, so I am a proud parent of Hipster Puppies. I only linked that one Hipster-themed blog cause I didn't think anybody had yet.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

I can tell everyone that the really famous hipster puppy blog started cause some guy was pissed at me online!

Evan, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

especially ksh and s1ock

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, February 9, 2010 10:44 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

wall•egina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

And the one I linked wasn't exactly celebrating hipsters by the way...

Evan, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

A friend of mine just linked to hipsterpuppies on facebook and two people like-buttoned it.

probably a sock!! (╓abies), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

Oh please, my friends did that like 3 weeks ago. We're all SO over it.

This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

It's still kinda weirdish to me.

probably a sock!! (╓abies), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.hipsterwifehunting.com/

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2010 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

Top 5 Favorite Albums:
I don’t think in albums. I think in songs.

Evan, Thursday, 11 March 2010 06:24 (fifteen years ago)

dealbreaker

go haim on em (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 11 March 2010 06:24 (fifteen years ago)

rockist ^

zvookster, Thursday, 11 March 2010 06:25 (fifteen years ago)

#13 with the M0untain G0ats love

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2010 06:26 (fifteen years ago)

if her horse had a horn she'd be the perfect woman.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 11 March 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

I’m really mad at you for even asking this question 1) because you just called me a hipster and 2) you said “wife” ! WTF, dude.

blindsided by hipsterwifehunting.com

Get a Grip (if Grip is the name of my dog) (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 11 March 2010 10:55 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Bump for Eazy.

jam master (jaymc), Friday, 2 April 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

dude, if you want to call someone a hipster, just do it, don't passive aggressively bump a thread!

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, he was talking about the trend of "hipster"-as-pejorative on Facebook.

jam master (jaymc), Friday, 2 April 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Also, we should bump (i.e. dance) in memory of Eazy E, who passed away 15 years ago last week.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

from a fatal case of hipsteritis

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 2 April 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

hipster pox

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

It's On (Dr. Dre) 187um Hipsta

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

Was Hippie always pejorative in the same way?

I was in a bookstore last night and saw the Look at that F*ing Hipster coffee-table book, with the cover photo of a guy with tattoos, holding a baby and a cellphone, and was trying to figure out why this guy was an object of ridicule in 2010 in the way that the guy on the cover of Lawyers in Love was an object of ridicule in 1983.

can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Friday, 2 April 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

i would guess that hippie became a pejorative, but maybe didn't start out that way?

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HebHJGR5JjI/SKrh9boFAKI/AAAAAAAAAPM/aODZaMu-FYQ/s400/Blinky.jpg

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

whoops, wrong thread.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

u watch the simpsons--hipster!

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

online etymology dictionary identifies 'hippie' as originally being a pejorative form of 'hipster'

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 April 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

I was in a bookstore last night and saw the Look at that F*ing Hipster coffee-table book, with the cover photo of a guy with tattoos, holding a baby and a cellphone, and was trying to figure out why this guy was an object of ridicule in 2010 in the way that the guy on the cover of Lawyers in Love was an object of ridicule in 1983.

― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Friday, April 2, 2010 10:17 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

narcissism of small differences?

max, Friday, 2 April 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/features/4840/why-the-hipster-must-die

I don't think this ever got posted?

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

tl;abouthipsters;dr

SUPER USA (╓abies), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

sort of hoping nabisco will pop in and eviscerate that stupid article

by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 3 April 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)

jesus, glad I don't live in new york.

from the sound of this article, thousands of Thriller style zombie hipster armies are in the streets of Brooklyn with machine guns trying to destroy each other.

dig yrself (lukevalentine), Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

Where I live, neither hippie nor hipster is a pejorative, just a descriptive, and there are plenty of each.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)

i do think it's possible to use this term without much of a pejorative connotation. i mean, living in a college town it serves well to designate a certain subset of the student body. not that there aren't huge grey areas.

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

His haircut may be asymmetrical, but his dog never misses a walk.

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

Mark of the hipster:

www.urbanoutfitters.com

kelpolaris, Sunday, 4 April 2010 06:47 (fifteen years ago)

hmmmmmmmmmm

max, Sunday, 4 April 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.timeinc.net/time/2008/time_100_2008/james_dimon.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1733748_1733758_1736192,00.html&usg=__YbEUrAFS5YThuGbY3GkouNRprZ4=&h=320&w=260&sz=24&hl=en&start=9&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=v4FF-6S3AvNdPM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJamie%2BDimon%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1

asymmetrical haircut

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2008/time_100_2008/james_dimon.jpg

asymmetrical haircut

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.iiofpitt.org/UserFiles/File/Common%20Ground%20October%202007/pope.jpg

asymmetrical haircut

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bill-belichick.png

asymmetrical haircut

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

fuckin hipsters

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

ironic bling

i'm 84 cars seesawing with demi moore (m bison), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

those are assymetrical hair-stylings the hair is prolly cut pretty symmetrically iirc

plax (ico), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

what if they have asymmetrical butt haircuts

i'm 84 cars seesawing with demi moore (m bison), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

corporate buzzcuts

acoleuthic, Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

the fact that they're framing the argument as cool vs hip is telling. seems like to the author the ultimate cool dude would be some anarchist with a symmetrical haircut, squatting in an abandoned loft and neglecting his dog. i never would have thought people who have pretty much normal lives but still like art and music and having fun could be so reviled.

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the walking the dog bit really stuck out for me as ?

plax (ico), Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't read the article, which is probably stupid, but sometimes when you pair things together, like coolness and domesticity, you get life-sized aporia, or it seems to me. If the Fonz has a little puppy, he has to walk him, but the Fonz knows that's not cool. And it's funny to some people.

bamcquern, Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

UGH I just found out I was sort of on Look At This Fucking Hipster :(
In the same photograph I was on Hipster Runoff in :( :(

they taste fresh (Stevie D), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

?! Link?

who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.latfh.com/search/beans

The first post, with my friend Darren (with whom they have this really dumb BEEEAAAAAANNNNS meme).

they taste fresh (Stevie D), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

worst website

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

I KNOW PLZ GET ME OFF OF IT

they taste fresh (Stevie D), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

I saw that awhile back and thought that it looked like noted ILX poster Stevie D.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

i feel like that website is written by someone's 15 year old brother

jabbahandz (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like you might be giving it a bit too much credit. Reminds me of that old Fat Chicks in Party Hats site, only worse.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

Your search for beans returned 0 result(s).

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

i'd say it's hard to satirize something you don't understand but since this website is "successful" i guess i can't say that

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

I'm just amazed at how consistently unfunny and lowest-common-denominator it is. Darren tells me the guy who does it is nice and all but totally clueless and COMPLETELY unfunny. Failed stand-up comedian iirc.

they taste fresh (Stevie D), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/cool-list-p.jpg?w=500&h=641

a mind is a terrible thing, too #based (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

FAIL http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=79270

del griffith, Friday, 4 June 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Ambercroombie & Fletch

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00131/porridge_rex_131422s.jpg

taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/06/500x_britneyfriday.jpg

brit lookin mad bedford ave

unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Aw, she looks cute.

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

^

ksh, Friday, 4 June 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, wkiw!

unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

She looks so incredibly healthy, that is some NICE WORK at least looking like she's getting things together. But that pic reminds me that she has a neck like a tree trunk.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/07/nyregion/07feast.html?pagewanted=1&ref=nyregion

thirdalternative, Monday, 7 June 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

that picture couldn't be more awesome

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

and the awesome Jaywalking quotes from the hipsters are lol

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

“It was a tiny parade, and they shut down Graham Avenue?” said Mr. Tocco, 26, an actor. “There was one float and a horrible marching band. It was very ironic. The Latino parades are more festive.”

kkvgz, Monday, 7 June 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

that article is disgusting.

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

like what the fuck is the point of that shit

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

old culture yay, hipsters boo

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

is everything young-ish brooklyn beardos do, including taking pictures of street fairs on their camera phones, actually fucking newsworthy

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

yeah dude, we're the new hippies iirc

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

i mean i like the idea of an article about the parades, but pegging on the fact that hipsters find it funny just seems smh

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

hopefully we're gonna dominate the news cycle like the baby boomers did for many years to come once our "i won't take a job out of college for less than 70k" mentality actually pays off

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

I thought the picture was pretty funny

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/06/07/nyregion/07feast01_span/07feast01_span-articleLarge.jpg

they look really bemused

fruiting bodies of minds in agony (dyao), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

jesus wept iirc

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

It was very ironic

just sayin, Monday, 7 June 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

I like the idea that a nyt staff photographer was sent into williamsburg with the express purpose of taking photographs of hipsters watching a parade

fruiting bodies of minds in agony (dyao), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

like "here we see the hipster...in its natural environment..."

fruiting bodies of minds in agony (dyao), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

fucking yuppies

shugazi (herb albert), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

hipster anthropology

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

why couldn't they just stay at home and argue about mia on the internet

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

would be pretty happy if someone shopped them out o that pic and replaced with a couple of pupsters

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://saidkhorramshahgol.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/chihuhua-two-puppies-posters.jpg
there was one float and a horrible marching band. it was very ironic. the latino parades are more festive

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

make it seem so easy

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

loooooooooooool

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

as if on cue

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

ONLY FOR YOUR S1LOCKI

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

:D

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

Those guys like they just walked out of The Blue Oyster Bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptx74lGDkNs

thirdalternative, Monday, 7 June 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

The hipsters on the sidewalk, oddly enough, look like stereotypical 1920s Italian immigrants.

jaymc, Monday, 7 June 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Red Dead Redemption guy in the window should let rip

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Monday, 7 June 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

ha jaymc

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

They don’t respect us, all these young kids — artistes, whatever you call them.

artistes!!

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 7 June 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://thevoguecity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/que-sera-brim-beret-bloomingdales.jpg

♫ The other side of takeout is mildew on rice ♫

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder if any of them have read "My Father, My Don," the self published mafia memoir for sale at the gravestone store.

thirdalternative, Monday, 7 June 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

The gravestone store sells really awesome bread btw, made by gravestone store owner's daughter.

Blog is a concept by which we measure our pain (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 June 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

I used to live across from a convent in Philadelphia, the so-called "Pink Sisters" convent. They used to do this sort of thing from time to time, but nobody in the neighborhood seemed to pay any attention. It wasn't exactly a hipster neighborhood though. Had a lot of rollerbladers and jock girls who would wash their enormous dogs right in the street. Actually, that was more like two blocks up. The Pink Sisters block was harder to pin down.

confusion is a walrus (_Rudipherous_), Monday, 7 June 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

“It seems very old school,” said one of the onlookers, Jon McGrath, 27.

For god's sake, people really are forgetting how to talk aren't they?

Blog is a concept by which we measure our pain (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

ya that seriously sounds like an HRO line

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

My neighbor (half PR/half italian professional mover) just calls all young white people 'yuppies' and I sort of like that as a practice.

Blog is a concept by which we measure our pain (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

my favorite parade in williamsburg is whichever one has the camels. i stumbled upon it one day and was STOKED.

ian, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

fyi i am a young beardy brooklyn dude and i'm pretty sure i saw whiney on north 6th street yesterday when i was going to meet my dad for breakfast but i was in a hurry so i couldn't stop to chat.

ian, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

i guess what i'm trying to say is.. in that picture.. that's me & whiney.

ian, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

CAMELS???

I've always been a fan of the Panamanian Day bugle-only marching bands, but a) I am a marching band/drum core hard-core nerd, and b) I don't live on Franklin Ave anymore so probably will have to content myself with memories now.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.blockmagazine.com/media/King-with-Camel400.jpg

Three King's Day, in Brooklyn.

ian, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

(btw i didn't read the nyt article cuz if it's art school transplants complaining about neighborhood traditions they can fuck right off.)

ian, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

you'd think being young and living in NYC wd be a blast but it always seems like a drag in these threads : /

stick em up ლ(-_-ლ) (cozen), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

because we're not young anymore

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Woooooooooow. That camel parade has to be Epiphany-related, and I think Epiphany is awesome and should get more attention, so that plus camels = this is what's called "a win".

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

He kinda looks a thing like Jesus
And he talks like a hipster
Like you had no knowledge of when you were young

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

Three Kings Parade! Yeah, I saw that two years ago. That one is awesome. There were lots of first graders dressed up like nativity wise men dancing around.

ian the article is Italian residents being resignedly WTF at the huppies and huppies being inarticulate abt the parades. It's more a question why there needed to be so much time spent on beardo responses in an article that was otherwise interesting and informative abt stuff like who is St. Cono anyway?

Blog is a concept by which we measure our pain (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe max hasn't yet reposted my disparaging comments about the awful bar Daddy's.

thirdalternative, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

daddy's is fine on weeknights before it gets too late.

ian, Monday, 7 June 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe max JW hasn't yet reposted my disparaging comments about the awful bar Daddy's.

My life ca. 2007-2009.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Monday, 7 June 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

lololol

Blog is a concept by which we measure our pain (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 June 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

I was there the other night for the first time in many moons and saw that the little guy bartender who used to look straight out of Middle Earth had de-w00ked, gotten a haircut, shaved his giant food-catching beard and everything.

thirdalternative, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

“There really has been no Italian immigrant narrative written about Williamsburg,” said Joseph Sciorra, a folklorist who has long studied Italian-American traditions. “They have been invisible. But a lot of the history can be tracked by its religious expression.

“Processions map out networks of affiliations,” he added, “people who are devoted to a saint, or are from the same town. It maps out the connections in the community. As people move out and get replaced by new residents, the route gets truncated.”

-

Thank god for people who aren't total morons being quoted in the NYT.

Mordy, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

That article btw is really the only thing about hipster-dom stereotypes that still infuriates me, that total disconnect from community, family, history, etc. But it's not really a hipster issue, it feels like that's kinda all over the place. So maybe I'm just being cranky.

Mordy, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

that total disconnect from community, family, history, etc.

pretty much describes any twentysomething, hipster or no

ლ support our troops ლ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that's not true. any one that chose to move from his/her hometown to williamsburg, probably.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 7 June 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

Are there beardo hipsters on Graham Avenue who are italian-american and grew up in wburg?

Blog is a concept by which we measure our pain (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 June 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

No.

thirdalternative, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

Ok maybe one.

thirdalternative, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

What's a hipster?

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

EAT Y'SELF FITTER!

Blog is a concept by which we measure our pain (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 June 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

does anyone know what the italian american population of williamsburg was like 20-30 years ago? I feel like the article is sorta (maybe not explicitly) framing this as a 'poor italians getting gentrified out of their neighborhood' story - but for the most part, didn't these people move to jersey (etc.)?

iatee, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

...and start hilarious tv shows?

ლ support our troops ლ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

^ basically.

I mean if you're gonna write a serious article about italian tradtions dying, shouldn't you be focusing on the italians? hipsters basically have nothing to do w/ this phenomenon and are just being used for their comic value here.

iatee, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

that total disconnect from community, family, history, etc.

getting dangerously close to talk of "rootless cosmopolitans" there. And, to paraphrase Lenny Bruce, EVERYONE who lives in a city is Jewish.

I suggest the tipping point may have been when someone on Seinfeld referred to Kramer as a "hipster dufus"

simonsmith, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

U can legit be a rootless cosmopolitan, but this hipster trope seems to even mediate that

Mordy, Monday, 7 June 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

It feels like a middle-class Italian neighborhood to me, where people own their houses. I don't think the Italian population is getting gentrified out too quickly. Correct me if I'm wrong. My impression from walking my dogs around it every night.

Blog is a concept by which we measure our pain (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 June 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

and pulling your pants down at them

ლ support our troops ლ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

They aren't getting gentrified out, also, I don't get the impression that there's much if any tension between the Italian American community and the youngsters.

thirdalternative, Monday, 7 June 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

nothing that can't be bridged w/ a neighborhood italo-disco party

iatee, Monday, 7 June 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

maybe a super mario bros.-themed parade.

tylerw, Monday, 7 June 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://audioporncentral.com/wp-content/plugins/hot-linked-image-cacher/upload/audioporncentral.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/28/italiansdoitbetter.jpg

ლ support our troops ლ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkkJaqBbXV8

ლ support our troops ლ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

i was expecting some music set to that

punperson (latebloomer), Monday, 7 June 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

being a hipster is hard

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

i know the advantage probably leans more hipster-ish than minibosses but I despise the minibosses approach to videogame music. i'll side with hipsters on this one.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 June 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

not all italians are minibosses, esp not in 2010

iatee, Monday, 7 June 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe max hasn't yet reposted my disparaging comments about the awful bar Daddy's.

― thirdalternative, Monday, June 7, 2010 3:52 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what?

max, Saturday, 12 June 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

10 movies hipsters need to get over

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

if those are films hipsters bang on about, then im a total hipster

except you me and every1 we know

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

Does anyone actually talk about Coffee and Cigarettes and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

jaymc, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

nobody really gives a fuck about coffee and cigarettes, right?

lol xp

hobbes, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

certainly not as much as Big Lebowski ...I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone say complimentary things about Reality Bites

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

i don't really think lebowski or ferris bueller or i dunno most of those movies really connote hipster

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

I have never met anyone irl or online that likes Reality Bites.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

I'd say Rushmore, Lebowski, and Me & You have definite hipster followings, but like, Clockwork Orange and Ferris Bueller, not really.

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

I associate Clockwork Orange more with D&D nerds than hipsters

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, exactly.. much of this list is like "film posters seen in dorm rooms"

hobbes, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

I've never even heard of Me & You & Everyone We Know

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, exactly.. much of this list is like "film posters seen in dorm rooms"

― hobbes, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 8:24 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark

otm.

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

xp Shakey - it's okay, I'm sure you would hate it and voice complete apathy if Miranda July were to die a horrible, violent death.

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

I have never met anyone irl or online that likes Reality Bites.

Ha, I just watched it a couple weeks ago for the first time in 10+ years. It's not that bad!

jaymc, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

i love wet hot american summer :\

ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ (LOLK), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

I want to see Me & You again, because I feel like I should give it another chance - first viewing I had an "Ugh ... really?" response to several scenes. I actually laughed out loud inappropriately when I saw Reality Bites in the theater.

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

xp Shakey - it's okay, I'm sure you would hate it and voice complete apathy if Miranda July were to die a horrible, violent death.

lol

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

i love wet hot american summer :\

yeah :-/

fresno's wet (gbx), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

^^ me too.

ian, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

stop fucking talking about it, hipsters

endless dougie (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

wait til you see our book--hipsters watching wet hot american summer, based on the hit tumblr.

ian, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

I got called a hipster for karaokeing "Add It Up" last week.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

hipsters ryding their own melt

No one is too good for this album; it is better than all of us. (herb albert), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

xpost, well tbf

endless dougie (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

people write articles about "hipsters" but they have different definitions of "hipster" than other people

oftentimes this has to do with the audience, the location, and the writer

some people on this board even have a different definition of "hipster" than other people

max, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

x-posts Add it up is the song Ethan Hawke's band covers in Reality Bites. Coincidence? I think not.

I fucking love Reality Bites. I thought it was because I was 16 and a little in love with RL and Mr. Hawke when I first saw it but I watched it a couple months ago and still really liked it.

I couldn't watch more than 20 mins. of Me & You.

I hated Wet Hot American Summer which makes no sense because I love most everyone involved with it. I feel like I should give it another chance because like surely something just must have been wrong with me that day. From the way everyone talks about it, it seems like it would be my favorite movie.

Never seen fear and loathing and haven't watched clockwork orange since I was a teenager but I do pretty much love the rest.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

*waits patiently for hipsters to get over these movies*

buzza, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

^^ crucial post

why exactly do these hipsters need to get over these movies

goole, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, who the hell are YOU, flavorwire dot com

goole, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

a site that provides valuable info on events hipsters should go to

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

I have never met anyone irl or online that likes Reality Bites.

Ha, I just watched it a couple weeks ago for the first time in 10+ years. It's not that bad!

― jaymc, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 4:27 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it really really is imo

Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

the main problem with WHAS is that its just a sloppily assembled poorly written piece of shit. there's some good gags in there and everyone in the cast is great, but it barely qualifies as "filmmaking" it's so shoddily made.

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

Reality Bites otoh is completely unwatchable

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

janeane garofalo had some good lines tbh

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

Well, I'm glad there's at least one other person willing to admit to liking it.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

(meant JMC but yes, she does)

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

in Reality Bites - never saw WHAS - are nostalgic summer camp movies more compelling for people that actually went to summer camp as kids, because I never did

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

I went to summer camp so I guess not.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

WHAS is all-time and n e 1 who doesn't think so is mainstream/suburban

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

I really need give it another shot, huh?

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

it could mean that you're a true hipster who has gotten over it i guess

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

maybe we should each pick one of these movies that we weren't into and give them another shot, in an attempt to k.i.p.

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

never went to summer camp (totally irrelevant), didn't watch too many summer camp movies either, WHAS still really funny.

goole, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, that's part of the joke, right, nobody is really nostalgic about meatballs or anything. it's a fond look back at a comedy genre that nobody likes.

goole, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, the thing about Reality Bites is that it's very much a product of its era, and more than that's it's super-conscious of being a product of its era, but I think it's still pretty entertaining both in spite of and because of that. I mean, having not seen it since I was 18, I was expecting to cringe a lot, but I didn't!

jaymc, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

never went to summer camp (totally irrelevant), didn't watch too many summer camp movies either, WHAS still really funny.

Word.

jaymc, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

x-post OTM

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, that's part of the joke, right, nobody is really nostalgic about meatballs or anything. it's a fond look back at a comedy genre that nobody likes.

― goole, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 10:23 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol yeah i watched 'meatballs' after i saw 'WHAS' to see what it was spoofing

'meatballs' isn't funnie

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

it's a fond look back at a comedy genre that nobody likes

I like this genre. Little Darlings for ex.

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

i totally missed the reality bites era but i remember loving this on tv when in was like 13

plax (ico), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

i saw reality bites in the theater at age 20 with my bf, and we both had a sense of overweening superiority because we could define irony

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

i also think that that was a classic "hipster" response

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i could do this when i was thirteen, but i think alanis taught us all a lesson in terms of what to avoid.

plax (ico), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

reality bites came out before that alanis song "iirc"

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

and we both had a sense of overweening superiority because we could define irony

So you were Ethan Hawke's character, then.

jaymc, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but i was thirteen like seven years after reality bites came out

plax (ico), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

xp jaymc: only if Ethan Hawke was also rolling his eyes and laughing at being in the clichéed golden-lit sex scene

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

Meatballs > WHAS
Reality Bites = Singles

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

Mid-90s flashpoints for irony-as-concept:

1994: Reality Bites
1995: Alanis Morissette
1996: "Homerpalooza" ("Are you being sarcastic, dude?" "I don't even know anymore")

jaymc, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

Reality Bites was one of Hawke's least hatable roles until Training Day. That's not saying much.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, the thing about Reality Bites is that it's very much a product of its era, and more than that's it's super-conscious of being a product of its era, but I think it's still pretty entertaining both in spite of and because of that. I mean, having not seen it since I was 18, I was expecting to cringe a lot, but I didn't!

― jaymc, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 5:23 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i never saw it when it first came out, but at the time i was a 120 Minutes watching 12-year-old dork who thought Stiller and Garofalo were the coolest, so i always assumed it was at least kind of clever and funny if still corny, but when i finally did see it a year or two back it was like the 90s Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist

Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

in a bad way

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

as opposed to all the good things about Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist

endless dougie (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

Less fingerbanging in Reality Bites

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

i just kind of felt 'in a bad way' was a 90s thing to say there

but really N&NIP isn't too bad

better than coffee and cigarettes and other much talked of hipster films

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

coffee and cigarettes is just apalling

goole, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

movies with fingerbanging are always >>>> movies without, imo.

ian, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

total challop, ian - there is no fingerbanging in Alien, which is thousands times better than Reality Bites or Nick and Norah

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

caught bits of Coffee & Cigarettes on TV recently and it really is a piece of shit, but that Renee French chick is banging

Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

Coffee & Cigarettes and Broken Flowers are both terrible

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

doesn't Coffee & Cigarettes feature Meg White's boobs though?

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

I kind of liked Nick and Norah's, but no, Michael Cera three fingers deep in the daughter from 40 Year Old Virgin is not something anyone needed to see on a big screen.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

you're half right

goole, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

I think the controversial fingerbang sequence is in the "Alien" director's cut

emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

^^i have the box set, and you are wrong Dan.

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.hulu.com/watch/13097/aliens-knife-trick - it's like this, but with fingers. and a vagina.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

what a stupid linkbait article that is, and then they have the audacity to expect you to click through ten pages.

young werther's originals (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

lmao @ slock's shitty blog ethics police

ian, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

that's a valid point about alien though. i wasn't thinking.

ian, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

i just hate those articles that split up like 300 words of text over 10 pages

THEY ANNOY ME

young werther's originals (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

im not the police, just a regular guy standing up for what's right in this crazy world

young werther's originals (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cinemapolitica.org/files/cinemapolitica/pastfilms/norma_rae_union.jpg

^ me tbh

young werther's originals (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

lol. i mean, I AGREE WITH YOU!! i just think you're being cute.

ian, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

but yeah - it's total linkbait - my kneejerk reaction was to compile a similar list of the 10 least "hipster-y" movies ever

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

x-post awwwwww

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

least hipstery movies ever--
the pelican brief

ian, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

On Golden Pond

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

the client is better

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

'the runaway bride'

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

1999 - "for common things: irony, trust and commitment in america today" by jedediah purdy

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

the best part of the client is when lil' renfro grabs a bunchaice cubes and drops them from his crotch and tells his little brother "look, it's an eskimo pissin'"

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

in fact that's the only scene i recall from that movie

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

awwww Renfro

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

rip

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

actually sounds like something an ironic racist hipster would do

young werther's originals (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

oh god i can just picture it: hipster igloo parties

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

byo harpoon

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

picturing the soon-to-be-hated cocorosie album cover

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

if i were doing a linkbait listicle on hipster films im p sure id include a sofia coppola film and a michael cera film and not, like, 'fear and loathing in las vegas'

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

ya fear and loathing is more like the kind of movie that hipsters like before they "know better".

Ciudad Warez (corey), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

just like 'flavorwire' is the kind of website hipsters go to before they know better

Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

hipsters dont use the internet fyi

max, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

they are over it

max, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

so Prince was right

Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

frankly prince is a little behind

max, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

real hipsters havent used the internet since ca. 2006

max, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

I, for one, miss the internet

ksh, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

not that shitty ILX blog though

ksh, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

whatever else u r not a hipster

plax (ico), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

yup. that's a burn.

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

Deep down you know it's best for yourself but you
Hate the thought of her being with someone else
But you know that it's over
We know that it's through
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn

ksh, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

Spent some time thinking about WHAS today and think maybe HM was right

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57d8po2IS1qz51hfo1_400.gif

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

XD

ᵧₒᵤᶠᶸᶜᵏ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

(I lied btw. Totally going to give it another shot. gif too good not to use)

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5mLuPJ0S8Q

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

i hate comedy songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2W0LqQwEE

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

song way more offensive than anything "hipsters" have ever been or done

markers, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

i seriously have never met anyone who wears or has worn non-prescription spectacles

eddie mcguire suppression ring (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dIzY7yvRA

Millsner, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

Related question: has anyone (other than a certain ex of mine) sincerely referred to him/herself as a "hipster"? The word seems always to be applied to other people or things. ("I used to enjoy [X], but it's just not the same since hipsters took it up.")

Charlie Chaliapin (j.lu), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

God all these youtube videos are fucking shit.

village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

xpost. No. See also "middlebrow". It's one of those terms that people only use about other people.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)

especially if they are those people themselves.

village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

A phrase that gets used a lot around here but which I love and sums it up to me: the narcissism of small differences.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

i'm pretty comfortable with the fact that I'm a hipster and most people on this site (especially deej) should learn to embrace it a little more

Which doesn't mean there aren't huge swaths of people i can derisively call hipsters

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

also in general can we cut all the side-stepping around the word "hipster" like it's some ugly "other." I'm so goddamn tired of everyone on ILX being like "I'm fat/old school/unfashionable/nerdy so I'm not a hipster." Jesus christ, we all post on a message board where people deconstruct the meaning of the word "balearic" and transcribe gucci mane lyrics and call Dirty Projectors "boring normal indie" and brag about the blues 78s they found at estate sales. Enough with the posturing already, ffs

― my adrian langs a ton (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, December 11, 2009 3:33 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

You appear to have "hipster" and "ridiculous music nerd" mixed up.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

ned raggett is not a hipster

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

(would be a rad t-shirt)

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, unless we're calling the fat guy from the Camden Record & Tape Exchange a hipster these days, in which case we might as well include Comic Book Guy.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

I thought hipsters were the people who like Dirty Projectors. Like me.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

Some fatty who focuses his attention on Gong reissues and colored vinyl and knows who Japanther are is technically more of a "hipster" than a 19-year-old sitting in the parking lot of the gas station sniffing glue and listening to his one Pantera tape.

The point is that there's no ONE hipster. There's varying degrees. A kid in a hoodie who likes Neko Case and goes to Stereogum once a week is a LOW-LEVEL hipster. Someone in shuttershades and pink neon at a MSTRKRFT gig snorting coke of a car key is a HIGH LEVEL hipster

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

Pantera kid would derisively call record snob a hipster; Stereogum kid would derisively call MSTRKRFT kid a hipster

It's important to know your place on that scale.

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but then your previous example of the Gucci Mane hermeneuticist is nowhere in that continuum, so we have to have various qualitative groupings that are then internally distinguished quantitatively.

And now is the time to do it.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

xp But that type of high-level hipster you describe I don't necessarily see as being geeky about music any more than he is about fashion and drugs and art and "the scene."

jaymc, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

Merdeyeux, i think ILX Gucci Mane dork who posts about rap minituae all day and reads pitchfork and knows about the most recent dealings Animal Collective and Fuck Buttons is probably a hipster to someone, but continue to split hairs and play babe-in-the-woods, dogg

also, jaymc, the fashion and scene aspects are what make him more of a hipster, obv.

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist

balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

oh man

balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

My friend's dad is 50 years old and owns Animal Collective and Pantha Du Prince CDs and lives in a village with his kids in the middle of Scotland and has probably never set foot inside a club, what level of hipster does that make him?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

The kind with disposable income?

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

I am all for the democracy of the hipster but I kinda thought it was supposed to mean something, besides just being a word that can be applied to anyone with any engagement with music by someone with either more or less engagement with music than they have.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Please, the term is "hermenaut":

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/b1ea/books_bookshelf-1423.jpeg

jaymc, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Some fatty who focuses his attention on Gong reissues and colored vinyl and knows who Japanther are is technically more of a "hipster" than a 19-year-old sitting in the parking lot of the gas station sniffing glue and listening to his one Pantera tape.

OK but neither of those strawpeople have anything to do with the term as it is popularly deployed (ie alluding to shallowness or fashion-chasing) so why even try and work out the 'scale' in this way ffs

tomas altbrolin (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno what Hermenaut is but that's certainly a diverse list of names.

(Hipster pluralism?)

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

Mencap, if you don't think record store geeks chase ridiculous trends on the daily, I don't know what magical place you shop for records

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

...like if you want it to just mean 'person who engages with popular/alternative culture' without being any more specific then best of luck and all but that is not really anyone else's definition as far as I can see

tomas altbrolin (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

Love your taxonomy of hipsterdom, Whiney. We need a diagram.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

I am all for the democracy of the hipster but I kinda thought it was supposed to mean something, besides just being a word that can be applied to anyone with any engagement with music by someone with either more or less engagement with music than they have.

― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 10:03 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I mean also replace music with "fashion" or "nightlife" or "drugs" or "trends" and various combinations thereof and you've pretty much got the essence of what is essentially a useless word that continues to rile people up

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

Love your taxonomy of hipsterdom, Whiney. We need a diagram.

― Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 10:07 AM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I actually was thinking about pitching a Gawker/Awl piece where I break it down. I have a scale I've been trying to implement. I consider myself a "high 3"

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

I know that there are micro-trends and shifting focuses and what have you within every lil pocket of music nerdery, sure - I'm pretty sure there are with stamp collectors too y'know

tomas altbrolin (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

"sockless boat shoes" as pejorative.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

This taxonomy doesn't really take into account the inherent fascism of hipsterdom, there are way too many fat or ugly people involved.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

Mencap if you don't think some dudes playing ookie-cookie with whatever new Sublime Frequencies or Mexican Summer 12" comes into a store makes someone closer to a stamp collector than a "hipster" than wake up and smell the Four Loko

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

Mencap if you don't think....

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

Whiney this is yr sermon on the mount man

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

"no, seriously! posting on ILX isn't some hipster thing!"

MIA

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markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

i love how much this matters to you

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

well he does have something invested in it! not even a joke anymore

iatee, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

if there were a list of people in the world who are benefiting most from the word 'hipster' existing, whiney would literally be on that list

iatee, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

OK well of ppl who buy and consume that sort of stuff lots of em are probably quite shallow and hipstery about it and lots of em probably aren't - my point is that being blanket dismissive of folks' interests on the basis of the (imagined) first group is baby/bathwater stuff as well as just really boring

anyway we went from Gong reissues to Mexican Summer pretty quick there

tomas altbrolin (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

Mencap if you don't think some dudes playing ookie-cookie with whatever new Sublime Frequencies or Mexican Summer 12" comes into a store makes someone closer to a stamp collector than a "hipster" than wake up and smell the Four Loko

First bit of the flowchart needs to be 'How many times have you left your bedroom this week?', second bit needs to be 'How many times have you gone to places other than the record store?'. I admire your attempts to be charitable to a load of obsessive techno shut-ins with no friends but this is nonsense.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

There has to be a broader cultural dimension (choice of clothes, bars, movies, etc) - if it's just about obsessing over obscure music then I know some profoundly unhip hipsters.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

of course

markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

Part and parcel of being a hipster is that other hipsters want to hang out/go drinking/have sex with them from time to time, not just sit on the internet and talk about Panda Bear.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

the idea of hipsterdom is essentially chimeric

plax (ico), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

Now I don't know who I'm meant to be disagreeing with.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

I just think of a hipster (pejoratively) as someone who likes a lot of the same things I like, but for the "wrong" reasons, which is a subjective judgement and fundamentally bogus, which is why I try to avoid the word.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

xposts

Whiney OTM. It's such a lame, overused term that could mean so much or so little to different people. I've only really heard it used on the internet and it's generally used to describe young white urban people with an interest in music and fashion, which I struggle to understand as a problem. Obviously there are certain levels of hipsterdom, and some young white people with an interest in music and fashion do act like arseholes (Nathan Barley types?), but I'd rather just call them an arsehole than a hipster.

village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

himposter

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

do hipsters like chillwave?

Chewawa Allstar (herb albert), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

y i love it

plax (ico), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

i like that hipsterdom always boils down to music appreciation – like that sad thread where people said their relationships were much more profound when they shared musical tastes with their S.O.

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

cultural definition by superficial aesthetic preference

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

remy could u find that thread??

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

don't remember what it was called, and i might have drunk-posted or image-bombed it. search fails me, but it was something in the neighborhood of 'would you date somebody with opposite music tastes as you?'

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

Historical note from an old person. In the early to mid 1990s we used the word "hipsters" or "scenesters" in something close to its current use (people who went to indie rock shows a lot and wore vintage clothes or gas station uniforms with someone else's name stitched on.) The word "hipster" was definitely meant to sound a bit jokey and '50s antique (it went with the clothes, if you like.) I don't recall it having a pejorative sense unless you were accusing someone of overdoing it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

i've discussed the hipster scale with quite a few IRL friends. i'm thinking it would be fun to do a book/web project about it structured like Paul Fussell's book on Class, and like that book it would have a quiz that would perform the all important function of telling the reader where he/she falls on the scale.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

eephus OTM this term dates back to the early 90s

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

I don't give a shit if anyone calls me a hipster. to some people I am, to others maybe I'm not - who cares?

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

well Shakey, obv me & Whiney care!

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

need to grow some thicker skins then, kids

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

caring does not necessarily equal emotionally affected. i just think it's interesting from a cultural/sociological standpoint.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

I don't like repeating myself but can I just say again:

the only really good use I've found for "hipster" is as a lighthearted inoffensive substitute for the n-word when rapping along with music

― LRN, which helps companies build ethical cultures (bernard snowy), Monday, February 1, 2010 2:39 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's good cuz it doesn't mess up rhyme or meter, plus what kind of grinch wouldn't crack a smile at a line like "phony hipsters are outlined in chalk"???

― LRN, which helps companies build ethical cultures (bernard snowy), Monday, February 1, 2010 2:41 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

whiney is saying ilxors are basically hipsters -- take the compliment imo.

unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

I got forty hipsters up in here now who kill hipsters' fathers

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

Is it possible to be a poor hipster? It seems like hipster is synonymous with having more earning power than the lifestyle you are affecting would want to signal, but does so anyway by its very affectation. no checklist needed.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

oh god, it's extremely possible to be a poor hipster - like plenty of the lifestyle accessories are chosen because they are cheap or readily available in poor neighborhoods where a lot of hipsters live.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

yeah some of my friends are definitely poor hipsters (altho I could be wrong, depending on where u draw the line between 'poor hipster' and 'anarchist/crusty/bike-punk kid' or w/e)

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol why on earth do i have this inane thread bookmarked

pies. (gbx), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

uh anarchist/crusty/bike-punk kids are part of the hipster spectrum

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

kind of depends what u mean by poor

there's a difference between a 'poor' 24 y.o. hipster and an actual poor person

unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

i mean real poor like i don't feel homeless people could be hipsters, no matter how accidentally outre their outfits are.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

caring does not necessarily equal emotionally affected. i just think it's interesting from a cultural/sociological standpoint.

― nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:13 PM (11 minutes ago)

i would be flayed for posting this sentiment elsewhere.....

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

there are homeless hipsters

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

are they homeless by choice or by circumstances largely beyond their control?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

but the corollary is rephrasing history mayne's statement - "there's a difference between a 'homeless' 24 y.o. hipster and a real homeless person"

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

hipsterhobos.tumblr.com

unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

e.g. dumpster diving for fun vs. dumpster diving for survival

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

i think that's a bit of an oversimplification - the homeless hipster could also be dumpster diving for survival, but ostensibly because of an earlier choice of that lifestyle

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

nnnnnn e way, no, there are no poor/homeless/________ hipsters

unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

why arent they allowed to be cool

the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

because they smell like listerine, desperation, and rotting bananas.

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/7897072/Chinese-tramp-Brother-Sharp-shoots-to-movie-fame.html

plax (ico), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

"He is a very different person now to how he was before [...] He has not yet passed out of the shadows that accumulated in the years he spent in Ningbo," he added.

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

"When he returned home in March, however, he found that his father and his wife had been killed in a car accident last year."

personal tragedy and genuine poverty is absolution from hipsterdom?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vbrQrBP0ixY/TAO9DuN3X3I/AAAAAAAAAQk/u_d_Mh1OkYE/s1600/kramerPimp.jpg

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

whiney & people agreeing w him itt otm. a couple years of painstaking inner turmoil and shame growing up as a hipstrous 16 & 17 y/o concluded in a p enlightening disassociation and feeling of freedom for me, and i feel like wgw's explanation is pretty much the simplest and most true way of putting it. anyone who, like, cares about and makes value judgments based on if they think someone is a hipster can seriously eat a fucking dick. and embracing that you are a culturally aware young person who likes cool shit and is not some working class bub or careerist is really healthy, surely moreso than the dudes making & promoting the views extolled in these youtube videos

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno, I feel a certain amount of guilt/circumspection is totally appropriate about being a hipster or more broadly, having disposable income (or the power to get it). Not for the purposes of feeling bad, but maybe pruning away at the sense of entitlement that comes from basically winning the lottery in life.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

I won the lottery and all I got was this shitty Arcade Fire album

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

uh, i don't hipsters = winning the lottery in life as compared to actual rich people

sarahel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

i realize a lot of people think hipsters are exclusively trust fund babies & stuff, but what about someone who works a job that he may or may not care about but isn't, like, life-consuming, and has some disposable income, and spends it on shit?

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

most hipsters i know have jobs and are not trust fund babies

sarahel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

I sometimes think that reactionary outbursts against hipsters are actually manifestations of "Rent"-induced post-traumatic stress

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

someone who works a job that he may or may not care about but isn't, like, life-consuming, and has some disposable income, and spends it on shit

disgusting savages, obvy

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

sort of figure that if you're born not-dirt-shack-poor in america, and are appreciably smart, well-educated, social & attractive, then you've basically won the lottery in life. includes a lotta hipsters.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

course, people free to squander they lottery winnings however they want. like doobies and gandalf records, if that floats yr boat. conceptual art, etc.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

quiddities of the middle class

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, but that's like winning a couple hundred bucks off a scratcher rather than winning a $24 mil powerball

sarahel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

if i won a couple hundered off a scratcher, i'd be all "WOOOOOOOOOOOH! I'm gettin a double double! and not just a regular animal style with cheese I smuggled from home and will insert between the burger when no one's looking."

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

(I've never done this BTW, but thought about it.)

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

no serious, i can't shrug off the massive gift i was given by the accidents of fate. like being born with gold card in my ass. and my folks weren't rich by any stretch of the imagination.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

is it something you want to shrug off, though?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

The term dates back at least as far as the 50s. Sometimes used to imply somebody who understood the subtext/con artistry of The System, and who might be a con artist himself, re "Madison Avenue hipsters." But yeah, usually a fan of hip/bohemian artists, who might also be an artist. Not implicitly a put-down, man, though critique of what we might call a geek was never far away. "There's nothing sadder than an old hipster"--Lenny Bruce. In 50s-early 60s, "hippie" was what later 60s meant by "teeny-bopper" excitable leaping-to-conclusions noob(though teeny-bopper more about younger kids, esp female, while earlier use of hippie include neophytes/tourists/perhaps poseurs of all ages, genders etc)

dow, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

is it something you want to shrug off, though?

not at all! give thanks every day. for that reason, i won't pretend i didn't win the lottery.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

wtf is this conceptual art dig?

plax (ico), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

its a art that is more about thinking than painting dig?

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

f u

plax (ico), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

huh? you have a problem with conceptual art, dude?

sarahel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

no, but didn't realize it's a sore spot

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

people wanna be aggrieved about a lot of things

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

try and express yourself more clearly. you use enough words enough of the time to fashion some sense out of them once in a while.

Efraqueen Juárez (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

personally i prefer art that's about thinking more so than painting, but i'm not offended if other people don't - if they find conceptual art elitist or whatever. maybe plax & i need to start a conceptual art thread ...

sarahel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

more aggrievedness. what's the beef? that i made light mock of the conceptual? guilty, but unashamed.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

"...some sense out of them once in a while."

i mean like ow

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

favorably inclined towards conceptual art over here. and painting too. thread is a good idea.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

this beef, like a lot of conceptual art, must have backstory i'm not privy to...

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

the guilt of being born with a gold card up your ass should extent to all of those with gold cards up their asses though, not just hipsters, right? idg why this derail happened or what is going on

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

hipster's burden

plax (ico), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

not very guilty. mostly appreciative, though wary. plus not really a hipster - too old and nerdy. derail should be blamed squarely on so-called conceptual artists.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

and plax

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

xp - have you read my bio?

sarahel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

um no. u have a bio?

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

I'll email you

BACK TO HIPSTERS!!!!

sarahel, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

"not just hipsters, right"
in many ways hipster behavior presents as rejecting this middle-class bounty in at least a superficial way, so the guilt or whatever you want to call it is already embedded to a certain extent, but I'm not sure how self aware as a whole hipsters are of it. I would contrast this with say, entering a priesthood, where you are very consciously and deliberately rejecting your privileged status and committing yourself to something that would be in theory hard to extricate yourself from.

I could see certain hipster activities morphing to a monkish priesthood that transcends hipsterdom, but it would require a kind of 'no-going-back' kind of commitment.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

(BTW i'm not asserting any moral superiority of priests over hipsters, especially those hipster priests.)

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

personally i prefer art that's about thinking more so than painting, but i'm not offended if other people don't - if they find conceptual art elitist or whatever. maybe plax & i need to start a conceptual art thread ...

― sarahel, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 11:02 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is really stupid comment imo

unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

you get (or at least used to get) a lot of middle class kids going off and living in squats and living off whatever they could get out the back of sainsbury's i guess.

village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

he's not appreciated

3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

Pit of vipers

invahid opinion (admrl), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

i don't understand the last two posts at all

sarahel, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

really? I thought you read the ILX archives!!!

invahid opinion (admrl), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

i hate comedy songs
― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Monday, August 2, 2010 10:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
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song way more offensive than anything "hipsters" have ever been or done
― markers, Monday, August 2, 2010 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i hid someone from my Facebook wall feed b/c he posted that video.

also, this:

also in general can we cut all the side-stepping around the word "hipster" like it's some ugly "other." I'm so goddamn tired of everyone on ILX being like "I'm fat/old school/unfashionable/nerdy so I'm not a hipster." Jesus christ, we all post on a message board where people deconstruct the meaning of the word "balearic" and transcribe gucci mane lyrics and call Dirty Projectors "boring normal indie" and brag about the blues 78s they found at estate sales. Enough with the posturing already, ffs
― my adrian langs a ton (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, December 11, 2009 3:33 PM (7 months ago)

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

I feel less like a hipster because my favorite eccentric/indie bands get only a few posts on ILM. I also couldn't care less about practically every band on Pitchfork's top 200 list

I picture hipsters as concert-goers and/or real hardcore fans of popular college rock/pitchfork glop of the last 5 years

The fact that I'm a music junkie and like mostly obscure music doesn't make me a hipster

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:23 (fifteen years ago)

A part of being hip is being up to date on things. I'd assume that referencing today's hipsters would mean that they have to be fans of current/semi-current popular indie bands

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:31 (fifteen years ago)

You can be "hip" and listen to nothing but old Northern Soul records or proto-disco rarities.

village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

especially that

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:55 (fifteen years ago)

i think that's a bit of an oversimplification - the homeless hipster could also be dumpster diving for survival, but ostensibly because of an earlier choice of that lifestyle

― nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 6:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nnnnnn e way, no, there are no poor/homeless/________ hipsters

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 6:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/08/group-of-homeless-alts-have-sleepovers-outside-of-relevant-events.html

i love la (we love it) (history mayne), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

oh. my god.

It was the summer of 2k10. That’s when me and my fam started arguing a lot. I’d stay out to late partying, raving, and giving oral sex to my bffs on my parent’s front porch. Needless to say, things didn’t end well. My parents told me I had to stop going to raves, after a few of my friends died in Los Angeles/Germany. I was hella bummed because they didn’t understand that I kept myself super hydrated when I dropped E. Always had a ‘babysitter’/designated bro.

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

I go to Goldsmiths, wear skinny jeans + deck shoes without socks, wear thick black glasses, am awkward, spend too much time on the internet, have a short back and sides with a massive fringe. Am I a hipster?

Andy Cole (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

you had me at skinny jeans

I think I'm Princess Peach... King Koopa (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

^not au fait with Goldsmiths I take it

someone who has fainted mid-squeeze at a Real Big Fish gig recently (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

can't we all just come together and make a F**K You Improv Dorkwards youtube?

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

dorkwads

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dIzY7yvRA&feature=player_embedded

Stevie T, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Hipster-Christianity-When-Church-Collide/dp/0801072220

Cunga, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

Ha! I wonder if I'm related?

spanikopitcon (Abbott), Friday, 6 August 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

i pray if there is a god in heaven that the LATFH guy didn't get a fucking check for them referencing it in that commercial

torch song trill o.g. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 August 2010 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

at least they got some of the hipster signifiers right in that commercial

probably cuz all ad creatives are themselves hipsters

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

i will def agree w that

torch song trill o.g. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

what record is that girl holding in the car?

torch song trill o.g. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

dont see a girl holding a record but the dude looks like he's holding an animal collective lp http://www.wers.org/manage/images/fall-be-kind-300x300.jpg

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

couldn't tell

WS girl in checked shirt tho

xpost

one more winner one less white hipster (electricsound), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

That ad is confusing re: yarn. The guy is knitting an already-done scarf that was clearly crocheted, but is wearing a garter stitch scarf (easier thing to knit) with a designer label on it.

spanikopitcon (Abbott), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

^^
LATFH

jk :)

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

I hear all about these knitting hipsters but every time I go to a knitting group it is old ladies (lol = lovin' old ladies) and ppl my age wearing sweatpants and size XL shirts that say things "2004 Chemistry Club Campout."

spanikopitcon (Abbott), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, and I forgot, lace shawls on top of that, of course.

spanikopitcon (Abbott), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

definitely seen hipster knitter types in la

buzza, Friday, 6 August 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

shiny new dn

QUEEN LATFH (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

wearing sweatpants and size XL shirts that say things "2004 Chemistry Club Campout.

Oh I am so sick of the Shoreditch contingent rocking this look. So OVER!

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 6 August 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

shiny new dn

― QUEEN LATFH (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:49 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is all-time, hat tip to you

someone who has fainted mid-squeeze at a Real Big Fish gig recently (DJ Mencap), Friday, 6 August 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)

This looks like a trap for vinyl-loving hipsters, like a net is about to descend on them.

http://twitpic.com/2dewqp

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

I put it to you that that rests almost entirely on the style of glasses worn by the dude holding the two sleeves

welcome fake world we hope enjoy cardboard melon (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

Bill Clinton getting his hands dirty next to him

welcome fake world we hope enjoy cardboard melon (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

the only really good use I've found for "hipster" is as a lighthearted inoffensive substitute for the n-word when rapping along with music

― LRN, which helps companies build ethical cultures (bernard snowy), Monday, February 1, 2010 2:39 PM (6 months ago)

i would just like to state for the record that the above statement has had a genuine and positive impact on my life

bodily fuiuds (c sharp major), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

I've decided I consider hipsters circa 2010 as mostly white, middle to upper middle class, 20-somethings who aren't the preppy kids.

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

um

http://music.seizurechicken.com/images/ezra.jpg

shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

That's ironically preppy, actual preppie kids can't play insturments beyond a few Marley or Matthews covers on a crappy acoustic guitar.

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

wait, preppy or preppie?

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

i think you're right for the most part, but I'm just saying they're not mutually exclusive. Morelike

http://www.thegmatbootcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-gmat-bootcamp-venn-diagram.jpg

shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

New York's Hipsters Too Cool For The Census

Ugh.

Just outside the record store, I meet Jamie Lilly. She knows the ads. She got the form but she thinks that returning it is just supporting a government that she doesn't believe in.

Ms. JAMIE LILLY: You know, on a personal note, maybe some people, they figure what's the point to be counted if you don't count for much anyway? If we don't count, why be counted?

(apologies if this was previously posted, I searched and didn't find it)

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

If we don't count for anything but centuries-old business models increasingly catering directly to our demographic and sensibility, why be counted?

shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

That repulsive quote embodies early 20s angst and entitlement to a T.

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Actual link (the one above doesn't work) has comments that seem to suggest the story was largely horseshit and most of the apathy towards the census in the district was actually from Hasidic Jews?

welcome fake world we hope enjoy cardboard melon (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Googling the headline was pretty enlightening insofar as I got to see how many places unquestioningly parroted/rewrote the NPR story tho

welcome fake world we hope enjoy cardboard melon (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry for the broken link.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=125811666

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

It sounds like they're blaming both the Hasidic Jews and the hipsters.

SMITHZ; Now, this isn't the case for the whole neighborhood. If you walk toward the new glass condo buildings, you'll find that participation in the census takes off. In the other direction, return rates plunge. And you can't blame it all on the cool kids. This is the Hasidic part of Williamsburg, where the Satmar Orthodox Jews live. Only one quarter of households here so far have participated. Not only are they reluctant to fill out the census, they don't even want to talk about it.

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

From the Vice magazine thread

the sleazy narcissist hard partying vice types kinda bum me out

― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 1:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's times like these that remind of why I want all hipster cokeheads to die of overdoses.

― Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 2:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FYI, when sarahel and I talk about the "hipster scale" this is exactly what we mean.

That these people are higher on the scale than you, so you are suspicious and derisive to them and call them "hipsters." Meanwhile most of the people who post on ILX are higher on the scale that, say, someone who posts on a backyard wrestling forum. They would probably say similar things about YOU and call you a hipster!

na'vi buffalo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

uh except that people dont exist on scales and there are as many criteria for what goes one that scale and what order it goes in as ppl on it and so it is pretty incoherent as an idea srsly

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

...and hope YOU die of a tea overdose.

xpost

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

keeping it positive 2010

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

\(^o^)/

markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Meanwhile most of the people who post on ILX are higher on the scale that, say, someone who posts on a backyard wrestling forum.

if only Dom was alive to defend himself etc

needle up my cock 'cause I look like GG Allin (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

fyi i covered this all already:

people write articles about "hipsters" but they have different definitions of "hipster" than other people

oftentimes this has to do with the audience, the location, and the writer

some people on this board even have a different definition of "hipster" than other people

― max, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 5:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

sorry i said "hipster" there

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

That these people are higher on the scale than you, so you are suspicious and derisive to them and call them "hipsters."

i think you're mistaking "amused" for "suspicious." hardly going to argue "derisive" however.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

It's weird. In the '80s and '90s when I heard the word hipster, I'd think of an older person, like Herbert Huncke or, like, Dr. John. Now I hear the word and I think of a non-preppie, upper middle class, college-educated twentysomething.

I bet max is a hipster. Anyone who gets so worked up over Daddy's has to be.

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

does anyone think max is not a hipster?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

daddy's?

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

he has a mustache ffs

strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

am i a hipster???

i:

i do not:

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

oh wait i forgot

i:

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

all the fun things r in the 2nd list btw

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

everyone who wears skinny jeans is a hipster, no exceptions

sorry max ;_;

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

what the hell is daddy's, is my question

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

cant believe im a hipster

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/alexa4573/kanyewestentourage1.jpg

this is a pic of me and my friends

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

It's weird. In the '80s and '90s when I heard the word hipster, I'd think of an older person, like Herbert Huncke or, like, Dr. John. Now I hear the word and I think of a non-preppie, upper middle class, college-educated twentysomething.

i think the connotation of the word has changed throughout the past dozen years or so. circa '98 i remember people using it in general reference to people whose wardrobe obviously came from thrift stores or "vintage" clothing stores and who listened to indie music

over time it seemed to attach itself more to increasingly specific and ever more pejorative cultural tropes-- Vice magazine, American Apparel, Williamsburg, cocaine

has anyone ever heard another human being self-describe themselves as a hipster? i'm sure it happens, but i've never actually heard this with my own ears

i wonder (easily google-able) what year that seinfeld episode is from in which kramer gets castigated as a "hipster doofus"?

i remember someone telling me that stuart murdoch of b&s used the word back in the day in an approving way. in fact, isn't it used on the liner notes of one of their records?

the sad thing to me is that any inspiration from the original liberatory connotations of the word, which i think if one were looking for a lazy example of the latter-day version could maybe be found in someone like ian svenonius, ended up becoming an imprisoning looking-towards-others-to-monitor-perceived-approval-levels kind of thing. that being the case, it's almost unsurprising that "hipster" culture ended up becoming oriented around nihilistic sleaze of dov charney beat-off session approximations (i.e., the noise board circa late '04 (J/K!))

by that i mean it seems a shame that celebrating self-expression in an interesting and light-hearted manner somehow got warped into the polar oppposite-- ever more guarded behavior steeped in swathed of suspicion and dour irony

dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

"swathes" asdf

dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe u don't own a bike

the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe max is kanye.

tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe max is buds with Benny Ninja

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder (easily google-able) what year that seinfeld episode is from in which kramer gets castigated as a "hipster doofus"?

1993.

jaymc, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

what the hell is daddy's, is my question

I thought you read the Noise Board.

jaymc, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

which is the thread thirdalternative is referring to? i remember giving him a lot of shit about daddy's but i dont remember where

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

fyi to all--daddy's is a "hipster" "bar" in "williamsburg" which is a neighborhood in brooklyn known to be "hip"

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

"brooklyn"

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

"2002"

dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

"by that i mean it seems a shame that celebrating self-expression in an interesting and light-hearted manner somehow got warped into the polar oppposite-- ever more guarded behavior steeped in swathed of suspicion and dour irony"

Has it ever really been about self-expression rather than strip-mining/fetishizing the expression of others? "hipster doofus" w.r.t. kramer seems more like abstracting the term to describe a parasite in general.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

actually, though, George is a parasite, too. maybe he is absolved from hipsterdoofusdom by having a job?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

Has it ever really been about self-expression rather than strip-mining/fetishizing the expression of others? "hipster doofus" w.r.t. kramer seems more like abstracting the term to describe a parasite in general.

technically, everything is parasitism. the self-made men pulling themselves up by famed child molester horatio alger's bootstraps did not invent the tanning process enabling them to work their way up in the world in such rand-ish fashion

but aside from that, i think kramer was labeled "hipster doofus" b/c he wore dated clothing extolled by b. joel in "keeping the faith", etc.

i think originally the term conveyed expressing one's self in contrast to a dominant culture, i.e., african-american guys wearing zoot suits or nineties-era dorky white guys positioning themselves against "jocks" in some sense

dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

Has it ever really been about self-expression rather than strip-mining/fetishizing the expression of others?

http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/8/9780060528188.jpg

tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

(read as: "no.")

tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

"uniquely American anti-establishmentarian posture known as hip" somehow reminds me of "my lifestyle determines my deathstyle"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

is that leland book any good

markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

lol how convenient

http://topics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/17/everything-old-is-hip-again/

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

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Want A+ tasty food homemade (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.hipsterhitler.com/

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

wow, enough already

i got the hangover owl gang over (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

congratulations on the new hitler blog whiney

piranha karenina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

ppl just don't get tired of this topic

― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Tuesday, August 24, 2010 2:16 PM (7 seconds ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

yes, yes they do

markers, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://i34.tinypic.com/ev5mic.jpg

sarahel, Monday, 30 August 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

we do need a druid, and she has cast a level 5 charm spell on me.

peacocks, Monday, 30 August 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^^

diamonddave85, Monday, 30 August 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

lol: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/08/31/steven-crowder-hipsters-al-qaeda-usama-bin-laden-terrorists-consumerism/

elephant rob, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

“America is an Evil Empire that rapes the earth of its resources, and robs from impoverished countries!”

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

without even clicking the link I'm admiring that URL, kudos fox

dmr, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

aw, dmr, you're missing this:

If you were to ask the modern hipster, he… I mean she… Sorry, IT is likely under the impression that Usama Bin Laden is wearing skinny jeans in his cave, currently listening to Animal Collective as he throws back cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Certainly Al Qaeda shares a common bond with the trust-fund jackass, bobbing his head at the Vampire Weekend concert.

elephant rob, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

haha yeah I did read it. pretty piss-poor trolling. East Village syringe jokes? Take a shower you dirty hipster?

dmr, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

p sure that whole column has to be a level i mean "other, more productive Americans"?

swagula (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

This is an AWESOME article, from 1957:

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,862551,00.html

One line stood out:

To the Soho hipsters who swelter and suffocate for it in the Cat's Whisker, the Côte d'Azur or The Two I's, skiffle is brand-new; to jazz critics and non-skiffling professional musicians, it is old—"a bastardized, commercialized form of the real thing," said one critic, "watered down to suit the sickly orange-juice tastes of musical illiterates."

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,862551,00.html#ixzz0ylHRha45

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 September 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

missed this thread bump the other day but loving

the hipster, often blessed with the luxury of never having had to earn a living in the real world (no, college is not the real world) is permanently perched in the peanut gallery, free to criticize other more productive Americans

from a dude who

first came to public prominence as the voice of Alan "The Brain" Powers on the children's television series Arthur. He has become popular for his weekly political postings on YouTube. His brother, Jordan Crowder, is an independent film director and his mother (Francine Crowder) is a stylist and costume designer in Canadian television.

great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 September 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

haha he actually put his mom's job in his bio?!?!

real s1ock (s1ocki), Monday, 6 September 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

that's taken from a popular online encyclopedia but who's to say he didn't write it

no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l89yw1HNVx1qayxuco1_500.jpg

~*~sigh~*~

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://i56.tinypic.com/t9egdl.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/auzedz.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zzqtr5.jpg

Cunga, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

ugh

C:\Users\Bill\Desktop\shirtless.jpg (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

we are so fucked

C:\Users\Bill\Desktop\shirtless.jpg (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

and to think we underestimated the power of crayons all this time

markers, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://i54.tinypic.com/ippmyx.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/oabrdl.jpg

Cunga, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

those are great!

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

i hope they got a real kid to do the colouring in

srahell (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://laurenoutloud.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dinosaurs_vs_irony.png

Evan, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

Saying the Triassic was cooler than the Jurassic or Cretaceous is like saying "the first album was the best, before they got commercial and shit."

It's total bullshit though. Plateosaurus was boring as fuck.

latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

People should fucking retire the fucking "I liked ____ better when it was _____" construction stat

i sit alone in my three-cornered hat staring at candles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

oh man wolf bear crystal right hahahahah what

i sit alone in my three-cornered hat staring at candles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

i like the stegosaurus one [better when it was ____ lol]

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.crystal-fox.com/webart/products_large/3748.jpg

markers, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

damn son

i sit alone in my three-cornered hat staring at candles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

thirdalternative, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

haha, "dickheads are cool! thousands distraught."

peacocks, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

In 50s-early 60s, "hippie" was what later 60s meant by "teeny-bopper" excitable leaping-to-conclusions noob(though teeny-bopper more about younger kids, esp female, while earlier use of hippie include neophytes/tourists/perhaps poseurs of all ages, genders etc)

this is actually something I'm kinda curious about w/r/t contemporary usage of "hipster". there's a certain notion of "uncritical (pop-)counterculture consumption" that tends to go unspoken, but is definitely at work.

case in point: I just opened that foxnews link posted upthread, and the first paragraph hit me with

arrogant people who let the ideal of “anti-consumerism,” combined with a hatred for all things normal, dictate their every action

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Saturday, 11 September 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

I don't believe in hipsters anymore, but this may just be a sign I've become one.

I know that the man pees inside the woman (silby), Saturday, 11 September 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

i saw a hipster while hiking through the woods the other day! i took this snapshot:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/09/sasquatch01.jpg

latebloomer, Saturday, 11 September 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

Gorilla suits: Catch the trend.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 11 September 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

markers, Saturday, 11 September 2010 06:36 (fifteen years ago)

fuck looken cute im strictly deck shoes & hip gorilla suits

swagula (Lamp), Saturday, 11 September 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)

h8 that english hipster-bashing meme. worried. feel like american hipster-bashers are looking down on us/ashamed.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Saturday, 11 September 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

I like the tune tho. Conflicted.

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 September 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

bee gees disclaimer otm

yuoowemeone, Saturday, 11 September 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

I liked the tune and the vid - it made me laugh. IS that really awful. :(

master of retardment (ENBB), Saturday, 11 September 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

h8 that english hipster-bashing meme. worried. feel like american hipster-bashers are looking down on us/ashamed.

― The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Saturday, 11 September 2010 13:12 (1 hour ago)

true. are there any refs (apart from geographical) in that video that aren't basically american or recogniseable from the hilarious 'burt_stanton' decompensation episode.

like if they had youtube in england in 2003 there'd be a least a few things that weren't sr8 outta the vice/international school of what the wikipedia article for hipster used to call 'postcollegiate bohemians' (iirc).

frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 September 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/09/uk-hipster-bashers-make-viral-viddy-song-abt-how-hipsters-r-dickheads-yall.html

http://hackneyhipsterhate.tumblr.com/

nakhchivan, Sunday, 12 September 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://ezpicshare.com/images/1zurbaran.jpg

nakhchivan, Sunday, 12 September 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

spent tonight in a bar with a load of meatheads in ed hardy t-shirts and their wannabe wag girlfriends, would much have prefered to hang with "hipsters". people who're into art and design and fashion and "stuff" are more interesting tbh. even if they're phony/bullshitting a lil bit. bring on the big frames and tight jeans crew, fine with me!

max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 12 September 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

i get the impression a lot of hipster bashers are slightly nerdy guys who wanna be a bit more butch than they really are and have a chip on their shoulder regarding:

a) cute trendy girls and...

b) guys who aren't afraid to look a bit girly and sleep with cute trendy girls.

JUS SAYIN

max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 12 September 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

its important to dismiss people who r more sexy than you, then u can build confidence to become more sexy, in effect you are stealing their sexiness

ice cr?m, Sunday, 12 September 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

only problem: now you are a hipster

ice cr?m, Sunday, 12 September 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

whatever

ice cr?m, Sunday, 12 September 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

life is hard

markers, Sunday, 12 September 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

The shallowness gets to me, personally. Its very hard to tell what a hipster feels passionate about vs. what they're accessorizing with.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Sunday, 12 September 2010 05:17 (fifteen years ago)

They get to get laid with hipster chicks though

Feels just slightly less effort than going goth to do goth chicks

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Sunday, 12 September 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

Its very hard to tell what a hipster feels passionate about vs. what they're accessorizing with.

Wittgenstein 101

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 12:09 (fifteen years ago)

passionate abt: chillwave
accessorizing with: wittgenstein 101

ice cr?m, Sunday, 12 September 2010 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

like how do I know if you're posting that or just accessorizing with it?

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

shit... what if he's being ironic

waka flocka flame for all time (dayo), Sunday, 12 September 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)

Kramer was once described as a "hipster doofus"

Flergblergtennis (aog208), Sunday, 12 September 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

today is now officially "randomers dropping knowledge" day

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

that dickhead video is kind of stupid, too many nebulous "statements" in there, eg vague allusions to class when whoever made this is invariably middle class, and simultaneously mocking hipsters for being on the dole?? but also they're rich and from cambridgeshire? a little confused.

plus you know, if you are making youtube videos in your spare time then you're hardly in a position to make fun of people who have vague pretensions of working in the media.

finally, the bit about "indeterminite sexual preference", like.....is this something to be indicted? fuck those hipsters and their erm...tolerance of post 1932 attitudes to sexual behaviour. CUNTS.

i know it's just a bit of fun but i can't get past the fact that i know people in Dublin who would watch this video and genuinely 110 per cent believe "i hate hipsters, this is amazing" while doing so.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 12 September 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)

But the glasses! The trousers! It works on so many levels!

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:00 (fifteen years ago)

look at THEM, THEY are such twats. (also.....and this is getting into "oh but this is how you should react", and sort of why this stuff is actually amusing, electropop meets southern hiphop? where is this a thing these days? surely they should just say deep house and be done with it?)

can't helo but feel there's a huge amount of homophobia involved in all this too.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

i just really hate that style of comedy singing, before it comes to anything else. the one lonely island track i don't f/w is the space olympics one, which is exactly the same tone.

but also, ehh, s0 bored of hipster bashing by now. it doesn't really advance on 'nathan barley'. and like ronan says some of it is totes random, w.r.t. the dole/working in the media/identity of the person making the viddy. also omigosh, rollies? effing hipsters.

usual contradiction of hipster-bashing: it flatters people who 'get it'.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

yeah rollies exactly?? surely that's like...i dunno, just better than funding marlboro or whatever, or surely smoking cigarettes would be more posh/yuppyish? the part about "the kids at school used to call us names/now we're taking over their estates" is desperate too, like this 2 hours in ableton ditty is the anguished howl of the displaced working classes or something.

sad fact is whoever made it is prob a shaved head dude with cords and an underground resistance t-shirt...what a brilliant vision of how people SHOULDN'T live.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

agree that "hipster"-bashing is boring, have no intention of watching yet another example of it, but i do wish the people i see around dalston/ldn fields etc were better dressed. the current stereotypical hipster uniform is pretty atrocious.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

the part about "the kids at school used to call us names/now we're taking over their estates" is desperate too, like this 2 hours in ableton ditty is the anguished howl of the displaced working classes or something.

lol. i know that in the web 2.0 era anyone can make a film, but this feels pretty gd professional/expensive, and blatantly a calling-card to oh hey get into the media.

perhaps they will get a job writing for 'mock the week' or one of the other various hate-fuelled piss-parades that occupy the evening schedules on dave.

it's the kind of thing that gets called edgy, but it isn't really.

/dude from cambridgeshire with a fixie

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

You may think I'm a "randomer" but dammit I'm right.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)

are hipsters really the only ones with fixies too? the only person i know who has a fixie hangs out with bicycle couriers and stuff...not really a hipster at all.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

I was lolling about the rollies part as well. It's nice to be on the bleeding edge of hipsterdom but tbh I mainly smoke 'em cos they're about a quarter of the cost of fags.

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

tbh my bike is only involuntarily a fixie. but it just seems to be an idea that has stuck more through the agency of hipster-bashing virals than anything else. (a bit like those scooters ten years ago.) i know a couple of people who have fixed-gear bikes. they're reasonably hip, but not... hipsters.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

american apparel's about to go bust anyway so maybe that'll usher in a sea change in the uniform

post below to show ur support for I love football separatism (cozen), Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

people dressing up as sailors is always a good idea

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

not pirates, obv

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

beckham has a fixie btw
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/12/article-0-0B24B08D000005DC-831_468x654.jpg

post below to show ur support for I love football separatism (cozen), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

and he's dressed a sailor

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

CALLED IT

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

I think he's "walking the dog" there.

I guess you might say it was a "duck blur"! (corey), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

looool

sidebar: what's the advantage of a fixed-gear bike, over one with gears?

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

lighter, less parts to go wrong, less parts to get clogged up w/winter salt and muck and stuff. 'serious' cyclists will ride them in winter and couriers like them cos they're easier to maintain

post below to show ur support for I love football separatism (cozen), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

My bike is a fixed-gear, but only because someone (not me) took the derailleur off.

I guess you might say it was a "duck blur"! (corey), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

kind of guessed it might be that, but i used to cycle like an eight mile round journey every day, and, well, yeah it involves maintenance, deal with it. my bike guy offers extremely reasonable rates, by any standards.

have a bike that is built for comfort and carrying shit [via a basket], so yeah it's heavier... hence gears.

xpost

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

it's quite flat round your area though, no?

fixed gear in glasgow w/ all the hills etc would be madness. unless you, like, live for cycling which a lot of people do.

jed_, Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

& fair play to them.

jed_, Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it's flat here, but having a three-speed just makes underpasses/bridges/our one hill easier. lol also it's very windy! not sure if a fixie is always in 'top' or 'middle', as it were. i'd usually be in top, but it's nice to have options. tyres are always more of a maintenance issue for me, anyway. london has some pretty steep bits.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

the shallowness gets to me, personally. Its very hard to tell what a hipster feels passionate about vs. what they're accessorizing with.

― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Sunday, September 12, 2010 5:17 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark


ugh

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

maybe a hipster is someone who "feels passionate about" "accessorizing with" things

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like passion and commitment will always always absolve you of hipsterism. Like a dude could get a few tattoos and piercings, big deal, right? he's just a few laser treatments and a law degree away back to polite society. but can a guy who makes his face look permanently like a crocodile be a hipster? that guy isn't fooling around!

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

so are you Brits finally understanding American ilx's dilemma vis a vis the "hipster" thing?

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it was completely esoteric until yesterday

nakhchivan, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

lol

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

did charlie brooker 'invent hipster bashing'?

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

or that cunt who edited shoreditch twat?

[sry for the language but that was p hard to resist]

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

the one person on my friends list who posted that video to facebook - and thought it was hilarious - is

a) British
b) talks at length about dubstep
c) is kinda a hipster tbh

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

scene that celebrates itself, innit?

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

also - when i met that guy - i thought, he looks like an ilx dude

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

'i thought, he looks like an ilx dude' = female equiv of 'she's annoying' amirite

nakhchivan, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit -- my one memory of 'shoreditch twat', from 1999-2000 [via a housemate with whom i once attended a sleazenation party lol], was some feature dissing some kind of person apparently seen in the clerkenwell area. and it contained all sorts of shit that i, a 19 y.o. provincial, had never heard of, this being more or less dawn-of-the-internet, but one thing i definitely remember was, omg this type of person wears DUFFER OF ST GEORGE clothing. n e ways, just leaving this post for cultural historians to pick over, but also, these things are always self-regarding. if you know why duffer of st george is totes uncool, then you're in. so shoreditch twat was rly a hipster zine that affected to mock hipsters. confusing.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

ut also, these things are always self-regarding. if you know why duffer of st george is totes uncool, then you're in. so shoreditch twat was rly a hipster zine that affected to mock hipsters. confusing.

yep.

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

ILX is so obviously infested with hipsters, just like bedbugs in Brooklyn.

thirdalternative, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

'i thought, he looks like an ilx dude' = female equiv of 'she's annoying' amirite

― nakhchivan, Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:15 PM (14 minutes ago)

hahaha no offense ILX dudes but nooooooo. "He's 5'8" and he has glasses...I have to fuck 'im!" I would literally never not be fucking.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

lol Abbott - this guy is actually 5'8" and wears glasses!

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

also a bit chubby and has slightly unkempt facial hair

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

[via a housemate with whom i once attended a sleazenation party lol]

lol was this in oxford by any chance?

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

the party was in london's fashionable east london, but yeah we were taking the good old oxford tube

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

The guy I think of as the biggest Duffer clotheshorse ever now manages Massive Attack - suspect that anyone dissing that label in 2000 was making a dig at West London from the East (and Shoreditch Twat was Neil B00rman who ran Mother/edited Sleazenation when it went under and wrote The Bonfire of the Brands).

I knew this revive would be about the Dickhead video and I can tell you that its makers are two Londoners - Rafael and Reuben - who are comedians rather than scenesters making some kind of pre-emptive strike on their peers. From what I gather from our friend in common (young black comedian who nearly won the Hackney Empire talent contest last year, little brother of friend who is a d&b DJ) they're about 20.

trollin' with the homies (suzy), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

Is that collective IQ or each?

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

so comedians and scenesters are mutually exclusive designations?

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

suspect that anyone dissing that label in 2000 was making a dig at West London from the East

yeah i googled duffer, and apparently it was a thing among acid jazz/straight-no-chaser types

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

comedians are always uncool -- weird but true

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

don't much care for Britishes stand-up comedy or most comedians

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

scenesters aren't necessarily cool imo

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

ha nrq, i was one of the people who ran the one in oxford in 2000 (kill me). turned into a regular night w/o sleazenation involvement at po na na which you may have ended up at ca. 2000-2002 although by then i was all physics all the time.

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

jesus, i probably did! it rings the dimmest of bells, but i did end up there a bit circa 2000-1. can't remember why, but lol. i reviewed it for a clerkenwell-based internet music zine iirc.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

yes, i wasn't terribly clued into the oxford scene after 9/11 (nothing to do with 9/11, more to do with physics finals being in hilary), so i wasn't really involved in promoting, but yes, if you were a hipster in oxford in 2001 you came to our night. i had a friend who did some essay writing bullshit and knew fine art students and wadham students and piers gaveston members and so on and through him they all came. only ran during term time of course. i hope you gave it a suitably damning review!

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

of course in our day they didn't call them hipsters

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

can't really remember if there was a name for them, other than "people like nathan barley"

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

^^^Wadham is cool and imports Oxford's most beautiful women all the way from a certain art college in NY.

LOL the point of these comedians is they're younger than the 23-year-old people they're satirizing - and I think there's a lot of kids their age in north and east London who see scenesters (or anyone who would wear jeggings and a moustache together in public) in the same way Cornish villagers see summer tourists.

trollin' with the homies (suzy), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

there needs to be some sort of inaccurate primer for foreigners about how the british lack-of-class system works. the term 'h_____' wasn't rly current until a few years ago afaik. this is a bit before my time but i think some form of anti-mnstrm culture was developing in inner east london (yr usual poor ppl begetting gallerists begetting speculators thing) from mid-late 90s onwards. this was well noted by newspapers (seo: edgy, trendy, vibrant etc).

some person (in a meta way) invented this character of 'nathan barley', mid 20s new media nepotism case who was supposed to be rly bad and it was said that just thinking about him would induce uncontrollable psychotic rage. later made into a sitcom. the archetype with no name now had a name.

the districts that supported this numinous scene then became totes gentrified, not surprising since they're right next to the city of london (financial district). fleeing h_____s had to go further and further into the hinterlands.

seldom going east of n1 i dunno exactly how things are now but from reading the internet it seems they now inhabit large areas of east london. however, miscegenation with more msntrm elements has diluted the original anti-mnstrm bloodlines so it's way balkan and young kids are violently disparaged in the streets by both incomprehending locals w/ tumblrs and the ageing vanguard of their own kind. the cultural signifiers which might once have included quasi-subversive elements are now basically indistinguishable from the american hipster shit ppl post here.

nakhchivan, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

wadham mention was a 6/10 zing until suzy's post ;_;

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol that's pretty much how it went down iirc xp

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

generally doesn't it go: edgy ----> vibrant ------> trendy?

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

now there is a hipster backlash backlash and everyone hates charlie brooker, is it still ok to h8 banksy?

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

The person who invented Nathan Barley was Charlie Brooker. xpost - and NB may even be based partially on a former ilxor.

trollin' with the homies (suzy), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

essay writing bullshit

i think i know who you mean, yeah. some of those cats would count as hipsters, some as posh folk who like drugs. so hard to tell! can't remember what i wrote. it was sillie -- i got that gig at the exact moment that i lost all interest in music. i wanted to write about shitty provincial nightclubs and what they played there.

this is odd, bringing back all sorts of repressed memories of almost being a hipster.

Wadham is cool

well, me and capt darling from blackadder went there so

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

is it still ok to h8 banksy?

― caek, Sunday, September 12, 2010 9:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

no, 'exit' ruled

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

curses

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

was scared of that. scared.

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

actually it ruled in a way that makes it ok to hate his work

i guess im just tired of h8 tho

it's time to <3

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

but I <3 h8ing banksy :(

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

lol

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

'no exit' ruled

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

i am fully onboard with the hipster backlash backlash, but i draw the line at banksy and his fans (who seem like xkcd fans with turntables).

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

i'mma watch this film though

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

Only 100 people turned up to see Banksy's first exhibition, but every one of them went away and drew a spunky willy on a toilet door.

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

don't remember meeting anyone with your name nrq (i.e. don't remember meeting you), but pretty much 50% certain we probably met some time. far out.

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

xkcd fans with turntables
lol

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha no offense ILX dudes but nooooooo. "He's 5'8" and he has glasses...I have to fuck 'im!" I would literally never not be fucking.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:30 (44 minutes ago)

'annoying' is code for ws. ilx dudes are annoying. therefore women ws ilx dudes.

was just trying to disprove the truism du jour (cos i am not an ilx dude)

nakhchivan, Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

don't remember meeting anyone with your name nrq (i.e. don't remember meeting you), but pretty much 50% certain we probably met some time. far out.

― caek, Sunday, September 12, 2010 9:22 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is totes possible. it's odd, this thread has reminded me of a bunch of odd stuff.........

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

exit did indeed rule

p.sure 'h______' was around in early '00s britain

post below to show ur support for I love football separatism (cozen), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

Was using the word "hipster" in the early 90s but in mock of its 50s sense I think.

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

i remember american cousins telling me about 'scenesters' at some point (probs 1997), how they wore ironic workshirts and whatnot. was intrigued. can't remember when i noticed hipster had become the word to use for what, as nakhchivan says, had already been identified. 2003?

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

I live in E1 and spend most most of my time drunk or high. Y'all very jealous.

mmmm, Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah poser -----> scenester ----> hipster

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

generally doesn't it go: edgy ----> vibrant ------> trendy?

― sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:06 (1 hour ago)

i suppose so, but they seem(ed) to be used interchangeably in journalism

'vibrant' is usually used to denote ethnically heterogeneous areas in lieu of the old 'colourful'

nakhchivan, Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

'vibrant' is usually used to denote ethnically heterogeneous areas in lieu of the old 'colourful'

I am all too well acquainted with that - i live in Oakland, CA

sarahel, Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

it's odd, this thread has reminded me of a bunch of odd stuff.........

haha, when i have these odd conversations i feel like uncle monty in w&i, when he goes "aaaaah, oxford"

(don't mean i feel like a sexual predator)

caek, Sunday, 12 September 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEW_O1sy0ek

I still have much love for this video making fun of scenesters

ah, life before I knew what a hipster was and everybody were still all scenesters

waka flocka flame for all time (dayo), Monday, 13 September 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

Thats still pretty current in regards to the demographic that reads today's Alternative Press magazine.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Monday, 13 September 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

i remember american cousins telling me about 'scenesters' at some point (probs 1997), how they wore ironic workshirts and whatnot. was intrigued. can't remember when i noticed hipster had become the word to use for what, as nakhchivan says, had already been identified. 2003?

― The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark

had a workshirt with a name patch on in 1997 @16y/o. guess i was a "lil alt".

max arrrrrgh, Monday, 13 September 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

maybe a hipster is someone who "feels passionate about" "accessorizing with" things

― the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Sunday, September 12, 2010

Soooo they don't feel passionate about music and fashion and politics and art, they are passionate about looking like they are?

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Monday, 13 September 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

I'm saying the two aren't mutually exclusive

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Monday, 13 September 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

I was saying among everything they seem to be interested in, its hard to tell which of those things they're actually that passionate about, and when they're just trying (too hard) to fit in.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Monday, 13 September 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

oh no, someone's "trying too hard"! let's form judgements about them!

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

Hey, they really want to be noticed, don't they?

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but how "hard" is "too hard" when you are "trying"?

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

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signori, baiano, roy, kolyvanov, shalimov, rambaudi, petrescu (cozen), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

what happens when you are "trying too hard" to look like you are "not trying"?

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

is it okay to even "try"?

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

To fit in? Sure, but walking cliches just come across as shallow to me.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

sorry, but "trying too hard" is the lamest cop-out excuse for criticism. maybe next time you can "try harder" to articulate yourself!

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

Sure, but walking cliches just come across as shallow to me.

yah i often judge ppl about whom i know next to nothing as shallow too!!!

swagula (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

i don;'t know what we're yelling about

history mayne, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

saying somebody is "trying too hard" is pretty much textbook "narcissism of small differences" imho

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

If they look so concerned with being trendy, then I feel like I really have to investigate to be convinced what they believe is not just for the sake of trendiness too.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

in my experience saying a hipster is trying to hard is code for "im gonna try and fuck that hipster". its an instant sb in my book.

cozes kiptanui (cozen), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

I only added the (too hard) up there out of frustration with being over the top trendy. Stop freaking out.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

whence the concern with how other people expend their effort? does it matter?

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

i am seriously "freaking out" about this.

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not stopping anyone, just saying it seems many hipsters are so concerned with letting everyone know how hip they are that I have trouble determining whether ____ is to help them fit in to the hip crowd, or whether they feel legitimately strongly about ____. I just think doing something just to fit in is stupid thats all.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

unfortunate, maybe, but not stupid. membership brings rewards, at least that's what my credit card statement says.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i'm probably trolling at this point but this concern with the authenticity of trendy strangers is... probably disingenuous

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

Also how do you know they really have consciousness and aren't just programmed that way?

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

it's a natural enough reaction to be suspicious of strangers who adopt the trappings of things they don't seem to have any organic relation to.
like if you went to a teenage mutant ninja turtles convention and saw a bunch of pensioners there dressed as leonardo and shredder.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

shit, what if the turing test was passed... by a hipster bot

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

if i saw a bunch of old people dressed as ninja turtles, i would assume their interest in ninja turtles was genuine, and possibly dementia-related

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

Teenage Mutant Hipster Turtles
http://yotamak.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c145e53ef011570732c14970b-800wi

Aerosol, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

omg look at how "hard" they are "trying"

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

it's a natural enough reaction to be suspicious of strangers who adopt the trappings of things they don't seem to have any organic relation to.
like if you went to a teenage mutant ninja turtles convention and saw a bunch of pensioners there dressed as leonardo and shredder.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:11 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

would you actually be "suspicious" if this happened

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

"something's up here guys... i got a bad vibe about this teenage mutant ninja turtles convention. keep your eyes open."

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

I am sensing some insincerity here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

was thinking the other day about how much the current uk sports science bro/brit-guido/meathead look is really similar to london hipsters circa 2000. it's all elaborately gelled hair, stubble, huge baggy jeans with fake wear or embroidery, big graphic tees (only superdry and ed-hardy instead of BAPE or silus) expensive trainers and aviator shades. at that time, these guys would be going out in a ben sherman shirt and black slacks or whatever.

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

lol, superdry even do aviators now:

http://www.superdry.com/gb/mens/sunglasses/details/19638/co-pilot-sunglasses

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

hipster bashing = officially a cliché. there was a horrid op-ed piece in campus newspaper (which i sometimes read while waiting for the bus) opposing hipsters. wtf.

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

lol hipsters

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

it's a natural enough reaction to be suspicious of strangers who adopt the trappings of things they don't seem to have any organic relation to.

Like all those people who wear blue jeans and yet aren't cowboys. I am suspicious of them.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

Side Question: did Vampire Weekend help to popularize that oxford shirt w/ rolled sleeves and raybans look that everyone is rocking lately or are they just part of the wave?

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.sbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/hipstuh.jpg

amirite

she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicyle (arby's), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

xpost

Feedback loop.

Folk Devils and Moral Panics still has so much to say to us.

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

"Like all those people who wear blue jeans and yet aren't cowboys. I am suspicious of them."
what if they're also carrying Smith & Wessons and Confederate scrip?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

...and also constantly disparaging salsa made in NYC.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

Civil War ended 145 years ago, hipster.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

innaresting theory max a

sports science bro! i suspect they do exist

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

Side note: cowboys are usually associated with the West, not the South.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

I did give all my cowboy-type button up shirts away when I moved to Las Cruces because it was for real cowboy shit down there! Rodeos, two-stepping, helping birth calves: I did none of these things. I didn't want to front on some ranch life I wasn't living.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

innaresting theory max a

sports science bro! i suspect they do exist

― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:33 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

bros who go to uni to get drunk but also make full use of the gym facilities. my friend is a kung-fu instructor, pretty cool, but ALL the guys he hung out with were like this.

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

tyler durden would be a sort of alt-sportsciencebro fashion icon

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

kid i used to know vaguely growing up is now training as a heavyweight mma fighter and looks like a v scary sportscience bro

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

yes! the ultimate sportsciencebro movie is fight club.

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

you could almost sum it up as "middle class guys who like getting into fights".

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

are they actually into science on any level?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

INAUTHENTIC!

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

they were invented by the pr dept of an energy drinks retailer in 2002 but took a few years to exist in the real world

they wanted to like nu-metal growing up but didn't want to look like freaks

they will return the osborne govt to power in 2015

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

are they actually into science on any level?

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark

they did sports science at uni and/or read "mens health". into protein shakes and that.

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

"they wanted to like nu-metal growing up but didn't want to look like freaks"

would often ask the fat metal guy in my halls questions like "are linkin park considered a proper metal band? is it ok to like them?"

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

they think you're a "quality bloke" if you can hold your drink, deliver a withering putdown and deflower impressionable catholic girl's school virgins

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

what about jerking off another dude?

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

then you're a "good laugh" but also someone not to be trusted with one's wingman duties

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

hmmm... are you sure we're talking about the same strawmen?

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

I think I'm going more for trad sporty collegiate scoundrel, you for something a little more introverted, mechanical perhaps - the sort of lad who'll have a drink and an exploit but who'll be up at 8 every morning for gym and will keep to himself in conversation, perhaps thinking of his muscle tone and how he'd really like to take tea with his supervisor

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

i think i'm talking about lower middle class SSB's who go to crummy former polys and you're talking about future captains of industry.

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

yeah my bad tbh - the sports dorks will inherit the civil service, the jocks will merely inherit the earth

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

so long as they have some appreciation of science, it can't be all bad.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

used to rock a lot of FCUK but now more into:

http://www.shop.bench.co.uk/downloads/Image/product/large/BMGA1529-BK001-1.jpg

superdry gunning for #1 SSB brand status, tho.

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

Jesus, I can't believe that video which I thought was somewhat amusing but mainly because they said "dickhead" a lot and I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old, has spawned this many posts. You guys are sure getting fired up about this.

master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

i'm still talking about how "nathan barley" types influnced the sartorial mores of the most mainstream of uk bros ten years on.

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

ah come on don't do the "it's just a joke" thing! had to deal with this from more than one friend already. x-post to erica...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not stopping anyone, just saying it seems many hipsters are so concerned with letting everyone know how hip they are that I have trouble determining whether ____ is to help them fit in to the hip crowd, or whether they feel legitimately strongly about ____. I just think doing something just to fit in is stupid thats all

none of the above actually means anything. how do you know what someone is concerned about or why they do what they do? and how is disliking people for that perceived behaviour mean you aren't trying to fit in?

what if someone said you are just saying the above because others are...and to fit in?

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

Jesus, I can't believe that video which I thought was somewhat amusing but mainly because they said "dickhead" a lot and I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old, has spawned this many posts. You guys are sure getting fired up about this.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:43 (3 minutes ago)

no.....it initially led to a discussion of the construction of english h______s (who didn't used to be called that)

now we're trying to define sportsciencebros

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

so tired of being alt.
just want 2 "chill at spoonies" and smash some "high street honeys"
"ride the steriod-waves" while drinkin magners with my bros.
fixin my elaborately gelled hair with "shockwaves clay putty extreme hold"
talk abt how fight club is "mad deep".
and compare sweet fcuk/bench/superdry/WSC xtra large tees
(via 2k-zero era hipsters working in mnstrm fashion)

max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

Is there an honorable breed of sportsciencebros? I remember reading Stephen Hawking used to be on the rowing team during better days.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

hmmmm... nope.

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

if a social worker meets an at-risk 10yr old kid called raoul in 2021, they have identified the progeny of a sportsciencebro

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

entrylevel ssbs will diversify into estate agency etc but the core bro's are basically restricted to

army then private security
bouncers
gym employees / personal trainers
pe teachers

i don't know if enough research has been done about the effects the last group will have on the education system

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

PE teachers have forever been proto-post-SSBs, no?

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

there's a lot of stuff in the ssb world that would seem quite alien to yr trad pe teacher

ssbs read sun tzu and holiday in thailand, they might get a 17 yr old pregnant but they'll be sensible enough not to do it on the job, they harbour no inhibitions about steroid abuse, they can spell but not pronounce nietzsche, they will have attended a psytrance night and probably like barack obama

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

when did we stop saying douchebag?

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

self-answering questions...

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i think in the US we would just call those dudes douchebags

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

that's never really been a common pejorative in england

anyway, they're only one star in that constellation

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

it's basically the result of anybody being able to go to uni as long as they get 2 Ns and a U or something, or even just a note from yr mum saying you had hayfever during your general studies exam.

sarahel:

i'm thinking maybe "guidos?" although maybe a little bit further up the class system.

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

i have no idea what a guido is.

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

guidos are italian-american douchebags

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

sounds like an east-coast thing

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

guidos:

http://media.masslive.com/entertainment/photo/jersey-shore-1228jpg-014069a13b34befb_large.jpg

master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, it's an east coast thing. jersey shore, etc.

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

ok. but i thought guys who dressed like that of whatever ethnicity fell into that bracket too. like steriods, ed hardy, orange tan, being "intense", etc...

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

let me guess, their unnatural orange-ness is one of the main traits of the guido category?

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

wait are you saying accessible higher education created this?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, kinda

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

nobody said socialism was perfect.

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

originally the term was used mainly to describe really cheesy Italian-Americans but you can be guido without being Italian these days, I think. Essential guido learning material: Photo Thread: Male and Female Douchbags and/or NJ Guidos

master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

see, minus the orange tan, that look was kinda similar to that affected by a number of Latinos where I grew up, and people called them other names.

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

sportsbros droppin science (cuz they didn't drop science at school)

however the median age is prob about 28 so the full psychopathology is as yet unclear

the general sense of fragile 'intensity' is prob going to cause serious problems by 35 or so, god knows what a 42 yr old ssb will look like

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

i think based on the version of these guys we have here in the states - the 42 yr old's appearance will be eclipsed by that of his car

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

xp - Yeah, I guess the most important thing about real guidos is that they hail from the NY tri-state area.

master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

ssbs wd generally kick the shit out of guidos, they're basically dead-inside borderline psychopaths without any italianate playfulness

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

i think ssbs must be a specific observed UK bracket, and i dunno that we've isolated a similar group over here. like i suspect that a great many of the yuppie fucks who party in my neighborhood are actually ssbs, or something very similar, but through my american eyes, they're just yuppie fucks, or douchebags, or those who aspire towards similar echelons.

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

do these exist in countries with lower income disparities?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

it sounds like they're douchebag jocks - like the kind of guys you see making a big show of grunting and accessorizing into the wee hours at 24 Hour Fitness

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

ssbs read sun tzu and holiday in thailand, they might get a 17 yr old pregnant but they'll be sensible enough not to do it on the job, they harbour no inhibitions about steroid abuse, they can spell but not pronounce nietzsche, they will have attended a psytrance night and probably like barack obama

― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:21 (15 minutes ago)

:D

^this is p much my reaction to 65% of dude's posts but this one especially

also they briefly harboured aspirations of being in the army - this is very important - but after a bit of cadet action decided it wasn't for them

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

i think it's a lot easier for american ssbs to dissolve w/in the general upscale bro continuum cuz they're not so estranged from the general culture - there's lax gun control, a huge army w/ cool hardware & pervasive militarism, a tradition of retards from middle class families going to college, nfl, loads of easily identified/imagined minorities to hate, a mnstrm political party that's far closer to their worldview than our sardonic/patrician tories

ssbs are the kids who insisted wwf was real until the age of 16 and would fight anyone who disagreed

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

starting to get where this is coming from now, esp with nakhchivan's detailing. and yeah, kinda indistinguishable from the upscale party bro mass over here.

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but "upscale party bro" is a larger constellation of which the douchebag jock is only part of

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

the cruicial thing about SSB's that distinguishes them from regular jocks is that they fancy themselves as a lil tiny bit alt. but end up looking like alt from 10 years ago. hence being in this thread.

nakhchivan has pretty much nailed it on this thread. relieved that somebody else recognises this as an actual societal sub-group and they're not just "guys who get laid more than me".

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

yeah I'd conflated them with your typical well-heeled rugby jock but the rugby jocks are much more mannered, in fact adherent to nakh's 'patrician tory' spite - the ssbs are always fighting against society (it is full of the unclean! the uninformed!) rather than creaming off its studmarked topsoil

upscale party bro in UK veers towards jock but in the USA the idea of being stiff enough to be both an upb and a haughty snob is kinda dissonant - hence upb is brash and broad enough to imbibe upon the naivety of the ssb while still possessing the means to command a respectful audience - the UK ssb is a terrifying reclusive timebomb with desperation issues

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

upscale party bros tend to be snobby only about certain things - like booze, food, cars, consumer electronics, and the chicks they date

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

are these the same people who have million dollar sweet 16 parties?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

ssb's will never have enough money to do that, there's only so many protein shake / energy drink startups a mid-level economy can sustain

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

are they scientologists?

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

they're scrawny insecures with nerdship of the body

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

some of them probably flaky enough to be interested, but there's far less religiosity here

american plutocrat ssb might look like this piece of shit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Prince

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

xp

okay see, that's perfect. they want to be beefy upscale party bros but are not, and work too hard at it, and thus are creepy. i know them. they have their own bar just around the corner.

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

erik prince is a total upssb - half-formed mind, resources of wealth, resembles dork, runs playground killing operation

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

exactly! uk ssbs don't have the support structure of fundie xtianity to cathect their various inchoate psychoses into a useful work ethnic, they're doomed forever to walk between the winds of lumpen aggro and MBA technocracy

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

ethic, obv

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

this sounds terrible! has anyone notable escaped this fate? would that guy on top gear count?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol at "useful work ethnic" tho

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

top gear is several degrees too establishment for ssbs although some of them presumably watched it as kids

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

also can I just

'cathect'

you do realise you can't use words like this and not elicit wide-eyed wonder from yrs flailingly

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

this sounds terrible! has anyone notable escaped this fate? would that guy on top gear count?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 02:20 (3 minutes ago)

if it's the person i think you're referring to he would be more 'typical well-heeled rugby jock'

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

this thread (and meme) are like this magic petri dish in which the bacteria-cum-debate never stops changing _or_ growing.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

Bacteria cum? Gross.

Moodles, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

it has been great to learn about other countries' hipster problems - of course the American variety is superior

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno. It seems like American hipsterdom is purely transitory and self-correcting while these sports scientists appear
to be a permanent untouchable caste where social intervention only makes the problem worse!

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

they're not hipsters. the reason i mentioned them is because the last couple of years they've started to dress a bit like a certain kind of london hipster from ten years ago. i suspect this is because a lot of those ppl* are in the media/design mainstream now.

*as described by tvgohome/shoreditch twat circa 1999/2000

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

the british caste system is way too protean and complex for any outsider to understand, a subgroup like ssbs can only be identified ~because~ it is already in its death throes and is likely splitting and metastasizing through the culture in unforeseeable ways

hipsters tho are pretty easy to define and more or less transnational.....they seem to be more or less the same in london or new york or talinn or wherever

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

peter saville should be appointed as some kind of "style tzar" to sort all this mess out, imo.

i'd like to read a peter york essay on SSB's:

"there's a certain kind of lower middle class boy, you probably know him. that chap in the superdry top. yes. drinking the magners..."

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

i think it was suzy? who noted a while back how the hoxton fin (long extinct in hoxton) was basically a suburban/provincial thing these days.....maybe even an ssb thing

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ exactomundo. (via david beckham)

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

Exactomundo was from Fonzie from Happy Days!

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

Just to conclude in response to way up there somewhere:

I don't feel bad about judging hipsters who are so concerned with letting strangers know exactly what they're into.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

the only things I've ever seen you post about is that you really like 90s lo-fi and think hipsters are shallow

being a ringmaster's crul (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 07:29 (fifteen years ago)

Hey a man's gotta have a rounded set of interests.

This thread has done some tremendous work btw. Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen.

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 08:13 (fifteen years ago)

i recognize ssb, but i'm not sure lj does

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 09:23 (fifteen years ago)

kind of powerskimmed through the recent posts... none of yall are talking about hipsters!?

wonder if dom has an angle on 'brit-guido' dudes

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)

yes, when the u.s wakes up we're going to be in trouble!

i was thinking v. much of dom. feel like there is probably a shitty private school in northampton that produces a lot of these guys.

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 09:45 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like the SSB discussion has now added more to the stock of sociological knowledge than "lol Hipsters" in the 2K10.

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 09:53 (fifteen years ago)

My nephews are total SSBs - I think most of the youth from places like Stevenage are. In fact the younger one is returning for his second year studying something called "Sports Psychology" at "uni" right now.

Stevie T, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 10:01 (fifteen years ago)

Ha I was going to suggest Hertfordshire suburbs as SSB ground zero, I'm guessing they have them in Essex too

They nurture a level of mannerism/speciation that used to only occur in yr dedicated alt types but for various reasons even ppl w/ convictions for ABH want extravagant personal brands these days

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/hro/c069e869.jpg

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 10:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://blog.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/assets_c/2010/09/hipsterfaith-thumb-233x312-51186.jpg

just sayin, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)

lololol the first words of the article's byline are "To remain relevant..."

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:40 (fifteen years ago)

In order to remain relevant in this new landscape, many evangelical pastors and church leaders are following the lead of the hipster trendsetters, making sure their churches can check off all the important items on the hipster checklist:

- Get the church involved in social justice and creation care.
- Show clips from R-rated Coen Brothers films (e.g., No Country for Old Men, Fargo) during services.
- Sponsor church outings to microbreweries.
- Put a worship pastor onstage decked in clothes from American Apparel.
- Be okay with cussing.
- Print bulletins only on recycled cardstock.
- Use Helvetica fonts as much as possible.

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

whoops I missed

- Leverage technologies like Twitter.
cuz it was on THE NEXT FRIGGIN' PAGE OF THE ARTICLE -- apparently "hire somebody who gives a shit about layout" didn't make it onto the hipster checklist

the mid- '80s vein of hellmusic we love to hate (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

im gonna start dropping some "super suggest bans" if this ssb thing keeps up

how to train your dagon (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)

iirc hipsters care more about social networking than social justice but whatev

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

im gonna start dropping some "super suggest bans" if this ssb thing keeps up

― how to train your dagon (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:20 (12 minutes ago)

self-aggrandizing hardman schtick, inflated sense of self worth.....not even gonna ask about yr roid usage

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

s1ocki do you drink Relentless

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

-ly

how to train your dagon (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

On each can of Relentless is a extract of poetry, except in the case of the Original variant. [2] Cans of Inferno-flavoured Relentless have excerpt taken from Lord Byron's Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, specifically the first five lines of Canto IV Stanza 137:

"But I have lived, and have not lived in vain:
My mind may lose its force, my blood its fire,
And my frame perish even in conquering pain;
But there is that within me which shall tire
Torture and Time, and breathe when I expire;"

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

the only things I've ever seen you post about is that you really like 90s lo-fi and think hipsters are shallow

― being a ringmaster's crul (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 3:29 AM (5 hours ago)

Totally.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

Stoked someones actually been paying attention.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

Not being sarcastic!

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

I hadn't noticed the 'hipsters are shallow' bit I gotta say

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

i think we should all pretend this thread is locked and in a few days someone with an actual girl problem thing to say about hipsters can come ask about it, and until then we can all go somewhere else

― max, Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

Barely anybody acknowledges what I say here so I only ever bother putting effort into a few subjects anymore. Was wondering if anyone noticed how often I just reword the same things over and over.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

there's fuck all left to say about hipsters that wouldn't be better in the hro thread unless yr gonna link to every american regional newspaper's thought piece abt hipster fertilizer brands

all that's left is the charred wreckage a decade of this nonsense has left in the wider culture

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

i'll give you laid back, evan

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

there are ppl who won't even buy energy drinks unless they've got bits of mallarmé written on them

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, I acknowledge you! You're the Swirlies street-team! xxxp

nakhchivan otm - there's a lot to discuss although in these postpassantino days probably not inna What's the worst subculture? style

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

:D

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

im gonna start dropping some "super suggest bans" if this ssb thing keeps up

in the ilx justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the thread police who investigate crimes, and the board lawyers who prosecute the offenders.

these are their stories.

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

DUN DUN

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

objection ... DISMISSED!

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

lawl and order

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

why is everyone talking about Super Smash Brothers

Esa-Pekka picked a pack of pickled peppers (corey), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

hipster moustaches.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

can i have harbl as my board lawyer?

sarahel, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&feature=player_embedded

you cant see me markers (deej), Saturday, 18 September 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

OK was that a joke I'm missing or did you not know that like three days worth of posts to this thread were about that video?

master of retardment (ENBB), Saturday, 18 September 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

i aint readin that shit

you cant see me markers (deej), Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol :D

master of retardment (ENBB), Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

effing hipsters

max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

what is ssb?

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

save sebastian bach

harbl madness (latebloomer), Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

there used to be a skid row sub-board on ilx, but it was deleted to make way for the aeon flux board

harbl madness (latebloomer), Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

uk jocks who dress like uk hipsters did circa 2000

x-posts

max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

what does it stand for

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

sports science bro

"sports science" is what guys who wanna work at a gym do at uni

max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

is that a real thing people say

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

lol, no. i came up with the initial observation, then nakhchivan went all dick hebdige with it. (in a good way)

max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

most ppl i know irl would understand what we were talking about tho.

max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

birth of a meme

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/extreme-fear/201009/the-sad-science-hipsterism

Those seeking a more serious exposition of the hipster culture-space might wish to examine Hipster Runoff, an examination of alt-dom by a thoughtful and perspicacious insider.

harbl madness (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

actually quite funny:

http://yepwecan.co.uk/category/regulars/top-chumps/

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

duh

http://yepwecan.co.uk/category/regulars/top-chumps/

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://nymag.com/news/features/69129/

max, Monday, 25 October 2010 06:53 (fifteen years ago)

i am glad that for once someone is trying to define hipster instead of just writing about how bad 'hipsters' are and pretending that everyone can agree on what a hipster is

but the article is still pretty dumb

max, Monday, 25 October 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)

what do you think is dumb about it?

sarahel, Monday, 25 October 2010 07:18 (fifteen years ago)

True countercultures may wax and wane in numbers, but a level of youth hostility to the American official compromise has been continuous since World War II. Over the past decade, hipsters have mixed with particular elements of anarchist, free, vegan, environmentalist, punk, and even anti-capitalist communities. One glimpses behind them the bike messengers, straight-edge skaters, Lesbian Avengers, freegans, enviro-anarchists, and interracial hip-hoppers who live as they please, with a spiritual middle finger always raised.

max, Monday, 25 October 2010 07:48 (fifteen years ago)

the phrase "interracial hip-hoppers" for one

max, Monday, 25 October 2010 07:48 (fifteen years ago)

writing out the lyrics to "My Girls" is two

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 October 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw I do agree with that article that "hipness" in terms of being the first to know about obscure cool things has pretty much come and gone. things don't "cross over" anymore b/c there isn't really an "underground" they're ever confined to in the first place; everything is pop, just not always popular pop.

Here, however, “blank parody” gave way to a reconstruction of past techniques more perfect than the originals, in an irony without sarcasm, bitterness, or critique. Reflexivity was used as a means to get back to sentimental emotion.

totally disagree with this. I guess maybe there was a time when this was true and I just missed it cuz I was too young, but to me, Wes Anderson and McSweeney's shit seemed like it was for flatlanders and NPR dads from day 1 of century 21. twee is not hipster (although yes, it also involves white ppl)

The hipster is a savant at picking up the tiny changes of rapidly cycling consumer distinction. [...] Hipsterdom at its darkest, however, is something like bohemia without the revolutionary core. Among hipsters, the skills of hanging-on—trend-spotting, cool-hunting, plus handicraft skills—become the heroic practice. The most active participants sell something—customized brand-name jeans, airbrushed skateboards, the most special whiskey, the most retro sunglasses—and the more passive just buy it.

maybe it's just the Hardt+Negri in me but I feel like hipsterism, although inseparable from a certain system of hypertrophied cultural production, is itself an active productive process: people sorting through the vast detritus of what is no longer cutting-edge cool in search of workable (and cheap) alternatives to the dominant aesthetics. it's bricolage! and yeah obviously anything cool enough that comes of this process will be quickly reassimilated into mainstream culture, but I don't see why that means we gotta take potshots at the kids who do it.

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

One could say, exaggerating only slightly, that the hipster moment did not produce artists, but tattoo artists, who gained an entire generation’s arms, sternums, napes, ankles, and lower backs as their canvas. It did not produce photographers, but snapshot and party photographers: Last Night’s Party, Terry Richardson, the Cobra Snake. It did not produce painters, but graphic designers. It did not yield a great literature, but it made good use of fonts. And hipsterism did not make an avant-garde; it made communities of early adopters.

maybe all of the artistic forms u lament the absence of are bankrupt as means of expression. maybe ur mad because you want some1 to make u art and hipsters wont do it even tho u think theyd be good at it. maybe hipsters created a great literature and u just dont know how to read the signs.

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

Death of the hipster:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/holy_hipsters_flock_to_church_5CIUEYTsvqbkGgws0cV7YP?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME

Bobby Short, Wayne Shorter (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:10 (fifteen years ago)

maybe hipsters created a great literature and u just dont know how to read the signs.

yeah i'm sure tha
http://mhpbooks.com/media/image/medium/Shoplifting_TaoLin_2009-08-31-16-08-09.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 October 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

On Sunday evenings, a Hispanic Lutheran church on the gritty south side of Williamsburg transforms into a hipster religious revival with plenty of fashion but no irony.

Worshippers with full-sleeve tattoos, skinny jeans, stocking caps and square glasses pack the pews of Resurrection Presbyterian Church on South Fifth Street.

"The fellowship with everyone here is amazing," said Shaun Lee, 30, a skinny, scruffy East Village bartender who sports a skullcap and cargo jacket to service.

The congregation has grown fivefold since it started in 2005, with up to 150 people on Sundays.
PARTY HOST: Cool young people receive Communion at an artsy hipster church in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
J.C. Rice
PARTY HOST: Cool young people receive Communion at an artsy hipster church in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

The aisles are full of artists, actors, fashion stylists and musicians.

Even the pastor, the Rev. Vito Aiuto -- trained at the Princeton Seminary -- is in a band, and has recorded music with indie hero Sufjan Stevens, an occasional congregant.

"I feel at home here," said Travis Johnson, 28, who rigs music equipment for Nine Inch Nails, My Bloody Valentine and other bands. Johnson discovered the church when he happened upon Aiuto's album in a Williamsburg record store.

Live jazz accompanies the collection, and church suppers include plenty of red wine, but the holy hipsters are serious about Christ. During services, parishioners raise their arms in prayer and confess that God saved them from "the power of the devil."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/holy_hipsters_flock_to_church_5CIUEYTsvqbkGgws0cV7YP?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME#ixzz13NNepJkc

Bobby Short, Wayne Shorter (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

One could say, exaggerating only slightly, that the hipster moment did not produce artists, but tattoo artists, who gained an entire generation’s arms, sternums, napes, ankles, and lower backs as their canvas. It did not produce photographers, but snapshot and party photographers: Last Night’s Party, Terry Richardson, the Cobra Snake. It did not produce painters, but graphic designers. It did not yield a great literature, but it made good use of fonts. And hipsterism did not make an avant-garde; it made communities of early adopters.

i was saying this in '99

incredible zing banned (history mayne), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

whiney I didn't say that hipsterature (nu word?) would come in the form of books. these r stories that were never told, stories that must be pieced 2gether from mere traces: a "sent messages" folder, a tumblr post, graffiti.

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

well that's some nice trolling

incredible zing banned (history mayne), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

perhaps reflecting on a graphic designers unorthodox choice of font can be as revelatory abt the state of modern america as reading freedom: a novel by jonathan franzen

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

even the dropped apostrophe tells a story: a story about loss, sadness, the death of a dream. what happened 2 the days when every1 wanted 2 be 'taken seriously'? what happened 2 'making a statement'? feels like boomers want us to keep doing r thing but also 'bust their balls' about the environment/racism/whatever and we're too lazy to, so instead they just spend $$$ on tix to another sting jagger concert.

~someone still loves you the arcade fire~

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

xp upthread - i think your point about bricolage is kinda similar to what Jameson says about pastiche - but it's been 15 years since i've read that Jameson essay.

sarahel, Monday, 25 October 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

I guess maybe there was a time when this was true and I just missed it cuz I was too young, but to me, Wes Anderson and McSweeney's shit seemed like it was for flatlanders and NPR dads from day 1 of century 21.

you're too young.

sarahel, Monday, 25 October 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

"NPR" as pejorative

Darin, Monday, 25 October 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

america as pejorative

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

culture as rubbish

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

(my dad likes NPR)

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

I finally figured out how to do the Garrison Keillor voice, you gotta hold your tongue up off the bottom of your mouth so it blocks your airway a lil' bit

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

PARTY HOST: Cool young people receive Communion at an artsy hipster church in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

lol

great pic too

goole, Monday, 25 October 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

hasn't the son of billy graham been doing hipster outreach in NYC for some time now?
i read about some schism between him and pops, but don't know if they've welcomed his
brand of leftist, tattooed evangelism back into the flock.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 25 October 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

Since I just got out of the subject of that Hilary Duff PSA... THAT'S SO HIPSTER!

Just breaking it in, feels comfy (MintIce), Monday, 25 October 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

just realized i might be conflating billy graham's estranged, pierced son with hank williams iii.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 25 October 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

thought that was jim and tammy faye's kid?

womack and bolio's (donna rouge), Monday, 25 October 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

i think you're right! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Charles_Bakker
they must all have mistakenly formed some kind of hipster trinity in my head.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 25 October 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

"The fellowship with everyone here is amazing," said Shaun Lee, 30, a skinny, scruffy East Village bartender who sports a skullcap and cargo jacket to service.

if i was a 30 year old who still dressed like that did bar work, i'd be praying too.

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 25 October 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://yepwecan.co.uk/uploads/2010/10/highstreet-heartthrob1-540x382.jpg

this is sport science bro's older brother or something.

http://yepwecan.co.uk/highstreet-heartthrob/

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 25 October 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

damn

blud fuiud (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 October 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

h8 that cunt

blud fuiud (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 October 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

metrosexual failed professional footballer from the home counties

http://videocelts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Eagles.jpg
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00731/Chris_Eagles_731740i.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/07/article-0-059EDE3E000005DC-517_468x279.jpg

blud fuiud (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 October 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8092439/Superman-the-20-year-old-hoodie-wearing-hipster.html

In 'Superman: Earth One', released earlier this week in comic book stores, Clark Kent has been drawn for a contemporary audience as a young man unsure how to use his super-strength and ability to fly, as he struggled to find a job.

Cunga, Friday, 29 October 2010 08:02 (fifteen years ago)

People I know keep linking this, but it seems kind of patronizing and empty to me:

http://vimeo.com/15351309

your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 November 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

what was the 'hipster'?

klacktoveedesteen (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

that's the article max & i were discussing.

sarahel, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

Not bad: "It did not produce painters, but graphic designers. It did not yield a great literature, but it made good use of fonts. And hipsterism did not make an avant-garde; it made communities of early adopters."

s.clover, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

haha everyone else quoted the same bit already.

s.clover, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

Hey did youvguys see this article also unhappy hipster blog also this other thing hipster

OH AND ITS WAVVES (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

hey did you know, someone did a blog with pictures of dogs with funny captions about hipsters?

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

I bet that guy's got it made and totally not miserable

OH AND ITS WAVVES (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

bet he's a poster child for knowing how to live, and doesn't get irate about trivial bullshit a bunch of nobodies post on a message board.

Hey, and you know what, there's this totally hilarious game you can play ... called HIPSTER BINGO

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

in fact i bet that hipster puppies guy spends every day getting free refills at the pussy buffet!

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

hel hath no fury

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

Not bad: "It did not produce painters, but graphic designers. It did not yield a great literature, but it made good use of fonts. And hipsterism did not make an avant-garde; it made communities of early adopters."

― s.clover, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:04 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is nonsense, as if popular culture and commerce had NOTHING to do with each other until recently or NOBODY liked trivial bullshit in the good old days.

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

No results found for "warren 'pussy' buffet"

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

"this is nonsense, as if popular culture and commerce had NOTHING to do with each other until recently or NOBODY liked trivial bullshit in the good old days."

I'm not sure that there wasn't always a commercial interest in warfare, but I don't think that invalidates the warning against a military-industrial complex, and that things got worse in that respect since Eisenhower?'s warning. Also, doesn't this feel like the golden age of trivial bullshit? We were definitely in a trivial bullshit malaise for a while.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://i54.tinypic.com/nqzmgp.jpg

markers, Thursday, 11 November 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

The person who invented Nathan Barley was Charlie Brooker. xpost - and NB may even be based partially on a former ilxor.

― trollin' with the homies (suzy), Sunday, September 12, 2010 4:09 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

who's suzy talking about? Momus?

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 11 November 2010 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/14/books/review/Greif-t.html

Mordy, Sunday, 14 November 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

"able to use college-taught skills of classification, collection and appreciation to generate a superior body of cultural “cool.” "

vomit.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

My whole notion of hipsterism is localized around 1993-1998, which seems to be disjoint from the period Greif is talking about, but his take seems reasonably accurate about mid-90s hipsters so I see no reason to think it is wrong about mid-00s hipsters. I mean, lots of good young novelists in the mid-90s were in fact hipsters, but I think their literary production was more or less orthogonal to their hipsterism (while, from the outside, it might have seemed that their monogrammed gas-station shirts (boys) and barrettes (girls) were actually in some way carriers of their "artsiness.")

To the extent that something going on in art at the time had to do with hipsterness, it was a generalized fretting about what was or was not "ironic." But I don't think much was made of this. David Foster Wallace thought about it a lot but eventually found the question a dead end. It adds something of value to "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" Beyond that, I dunno. Maybe things were different in visual art?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

what's really interesting in all this is the things that hipsters are into that filter down into wider popular culture later on. but nobody gives a shit about that because it's all about cool hunting and what's been "trending" the last three minutes. hipster runoff is actually quite funny/good on this, ironically enough.

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://stuffhipstershate.tumblr.com/

they got a book deal for this?

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

which was the hipster tumblr w/ the non-hipster people making earnest non-ironic statements about their lives?

it was right good, honest

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

How to Date Hipster Women:

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/girls/articles/2010-11/08/gq-girls-guide-to-hipster-girls/how-to-date-a-hipster-girl

Cunga, Thursday, 2 December 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

written by
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__-0H9jNictE/S7rYcrC5poI/AAAAAAAAAYE/2gMmLnQ5p-k/s1600/Journalist-Jonathan-Heaf--006.jpg

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:28 (fifteen years ago)

In recent years, the Hipster Girl, far from that mysterious creature spotted in Western society's white, middle-class cultural youth hubs - Hoxton Square in London

man the recent introduction of the euro seems to have gone smoothly

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:30 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit that article just keeps going

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)

maybe i'm just getting older but i find that article pretty much thoroughly disgusting and offensive on every level

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

i imagine you;re right but opted to not read it

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/984zdv.jpg

yuoowemeone, Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

dude's totally cribbed his trouser style

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v271/198/15/579645294/n579645294_1402450_7565.jpg

gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

they are otm about hipster girls idolising Kim Seal (Pixies) if nothing else

smoking on his cigarette / listening to a Carcass set (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't realize Atlas Shrugged was a turn on for the hipster female. I'm way out of touch.

Moodles, Thursday, 2 December 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

Kim Seal

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAVE BEEN KISSED BY A DEBASER

markers, Thursday, 2 December 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

brooklyn ilxors, I know you are enjoying (ironically obv) yr Special-Edition Camel Hipster Cigs

According to Camel, Williamsburg belongs to a borough "brimming with light-hearted angst, and rebellion with break free spirit." Wow, really? "Some call it the most famous hipster neighborhood." I know I do! "But it's not about hip." Oh. Then, no I don't. "It's about breaking free." Oh yeah! "It's about last call," totally, "a sloppy kiss goodbye and a solo saunter to a rock show in an abandoned building." Oh my god it's like Camel followed me around last weekend! "It's where a tree grows." Oh man, nothing says cool like cold-droppin' a Betty Smith reference! "It's Camel in the Williamsburg corner of Brooklyn." That's factually accurate!

real Gs move in sleds, like toboggan (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

so the guy I'm working under now has a BSc in sports science & business

dayo, Monday, 10 January 2011 10:23 (fifteen years ago)

interesting

what is he.....like?

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 10:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Too-hip-to-function.png

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2295/

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

fuck that

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

wonder how long it will take before ppl realize that their hipster caricatures basically just reveal the scope of their own worldview

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

like if dashboard confessional is the most obscure thing u can think of, u r not hip, probably do not kno any hip ppl, and have no business writing abt hipsters

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

also that dude is wearing a v neck

max, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

what is this 2007

max, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

awful

markers, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

it's terrible that this is what i'm thinking about but why is he naming his free trade bike service after 'screaming infidelities'? is there going to be hair in the coffee?

Mordy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

lololol

markers, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

like if dashboard confessional is the most obscure thing u can think of, u r not hip, probably do not kno any hip ppl, and have no business writing abt hipsters

― bernard snowy, Monday, January 17, 2011 11:00 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

Is the "Portland Craigslist" line just a reference to "Lol there are a lot of hipsters in Portland" ... it really doesn't make any sense otherwise, like if someone wanted to buy records without seeing them and pay shipping, they'd just look on ebay or discogs or something, right?

sarahel, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

I think the person who wrote this maybe has seen "Garden State" before but pretty much nothing else.

her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe they're watching that Portlandia show on IFC?

sarahel, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

I like how, without the ability to draw arms, it looks like mr. moustache is wearing a Larry the Cable Guy sleeveless rag.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

i refuse to let that cartoon ruin my day

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

it already has ruined my day

enfuque (Matt P), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/6308/21hugs.jpg

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

"brimming with light-hearted angst, and rebellion with break free spirit."

haha this is amazing

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

xp (good cartoons 2 unruin yr day)

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

oh yah is that from those cigs? those sounded hilarious. i guess they've done 'em for a couple cities, cuz i've seen these las vegas-branded ones at gas stations around here (in north carolina, lol) — actually bought a pack one time and remember it having similarly funny cornball marketing-speak all over it, but I didn't save the pack

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

mostly the vegas one was hilarious for the overstuffed "FUN!!!" graphic design with like multi-colored fireworks and flashing marquee letters and shit

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/library/camel_seattle_ad2.jpg

I guess they're targeting "places where ppl smoke"?

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

tkx for the hugs, bernard (mr.) snowy. feel much better now.

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

lol, this shit reads like an onion article:

“The fact that they’re designing a cigarette pack around our wonderful city just really shows what lengths the tobacco industry will go to to market their product and hook more people,” said Southern Nevada Health District Tobacco Control Coordinator Maria Azzarelli.

Others disagree with the health district and welcome the publicity. “I want that pack,” one Las Vegas resident said.

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

just wanted to join the ppl pointing and laughing at the Dashboard Confessional reference

lol "Dashboard Confessional"

that ought to hold the little SSBs (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

in knoxville i got a pack with new orleans on the front. i asked the woman behind the counter what the deal was and she was like "honey i don't know. i wouldn't mind going there some time though." and i was like "me neither, that's not going to happen any time soon though!" and we laughed. because we couldn't afford to visit new orleans. so thank you, camel, for bringing a little "cajun flava" into our lives via the medium of cigarette package designs. i could almost smell the gumbo. except that years of smoking have damaged my sense of smell.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

Camels are so sick

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

you mean like sick sick or sick sick?

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

I just mean the smell and taste of them makes me sick.
Sorry, posting without really thinking.
Carry on, thread.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

Drum tobacco are doing something similar in the UK. I have no idea what the point is though.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

i remember in like 2001 i bought a pack of camels in a casino which was decorated with a shitty illustration of a vegas-style showgirl with a feathered headdress & bikini top. later (stoned) i noticed that the bikini top kinda looked like sunglasses which led to the sudden realization that her weirdly formed shoulders and midriff were ACTUALLY the respective forehead and snout of a SUBLIMINAL JOE CAMEL.

xp

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

i remember those packs. do they still do camel cash? we used to hoard those in high school.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

if you still smoke cigarettes, you deserve to be talked down to

domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry Mom

I thought I lived in England (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

... forgot to take out the trash?

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

i got a nice camel koozie with some camel cash back in the day

Moreno, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

i was saving up for the camel island. 8 miles of unspoiled beaches and a cabana with an iron lung in it.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Back in the 90s I went to a Violent Femmes afternoon concert that was open only to people with a certain amount of Marlboro miles. I had a friend who horded the miles so he took a whole bunch of us to this show. Suffice it to say not too many other people turned up for this.

It was a weird show.

Moodles, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

if you still smoke cigarettes, you deserve to be talked down to

classist elitism imo

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

they're great if u spend a lot of time outside in winter, waiting for buses in the rain, etc

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

- driving in a car with no heat

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

- trying to cover up smell of w33d

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

- after fighting someone

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not really sure where i'm going this. mostly the buses, that's probably the #1 thing that foils any quitting attempts of mine

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

i'm down to one a night. nice wind-down with some wine on the balcony. smoking american spirits *hipster brand*

Moreno, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

smokers are jokers fwiw

minecraft on a milk sea (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

i've been rolling my own for a while now, mostly to save money. trying not to smoke more than 4-5 a day tho, them fuckers are harsh. (also helps to just sorta puff at it like a cigar sometimes instead of taking a drag)

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ hipster thread turning into cigarette thread, I guess Camel wins

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Joe Camel is an OG hipster

Moodles, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

like if dashboard confessional is the most obscure thing u can think of, u r not hip, probably do not kno any hip ppl, and have no business writing abt hipsters

― bernard snowy, Monday, January 17, 2011 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

that's the joke

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

the joke is that hipsters aren't very good at what they do?

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

or that hes not a hipster *makes u think*

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

Everyone knows American Spirits are what real hip people smoke nowadays. Parliament Lights were 2005. Camel is like when you're just getting into smoking.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

yeah right now i'm really into this old school band, blink-182, u probably never heard of them

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

tbh i thought this thread was revived because of this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d80d84ff11/hipster-shore

omar little, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

terrible, btw

omar little, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

where are the jokes

*gets the power* (deej), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

die

buzza, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

princess tamtam, allow me to explain why u r wrong:

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

hipster shore, allow me to explain why u r not funny:

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

every time i see one of these 'funny' 'viral' 'hipster' videos i wish i could see how the actors dress/talk/behave when they aren't pretending to be hipsters in a video for the internet

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

is that like siskel's "the mark of a failed movie is one where I'd rather watch the actors have dinner"?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

mostly i just wanna know what kind of ppl make these vids
like are they a bunch of stuffed shirts who get together on weekends to 'cut loose' and record 'crazy satirical spoofs'
or just some rando dorks playing dress-up with shit they found in a thrift store?

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

the ones i've seen were actors/comedians hired by will farrell.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

then will farrell should be ashamed

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

or maybe this whole 'jokes about hipsters' thing is just a huge conspiracy orchestrated by will ferrell. so that he has an excuse to bring attractive young ppl back to his house, put them in ridiculous outfits, and make them drink beer on camera. "look, I know you don't want to wear the tights, but you have to do this! for the sake of sketch comedy!"

guys I think we might be onto something

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

will farrell belongs to a class of comedians such as norm mcdonald or chevy chase who are biologically incapable of feeling shame.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, was gonna say: dry well

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

mostly i just wanna know what kind of ppl make these vids
like are they a bunch of stuffed shirts who get together on weekends to 'cut loose' and record 'crazy satirical spoofs'
or just some rando dorks playing dress-up with shit they found in a thrift store?

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, January 18, 2011 1:42 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its improv/theater kids who want to be in comedy but dont want to do stand up

*gets the power* (deej), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

"hipster" as pejorative is something ppl do when they feel insecure. feeling insecure is ok just dont project it imo!

~word for the wise~

enfuque (Matt P), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

My bet is if you follow the money its all beer & cigarette companies.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

Someone I went to high school with posted a photo on Facebook of her toddler with food smeared around his mouth in a shape possibly suggestive of a goatee. Caption: "Our hipster baby :)"

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:36 (fifteen years ago)

Is it wrong or is it right to be a beatnik?

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:41 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQeHgV40ilg

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:41 (fifteen years ago)

Also, its not like Jersey Shore was called "Guido Shore."
At least they understand hipsters better than the Dashboard Confessional comic.

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:17 (fifteen years ago)

you know, a bunch of those pictures of "dickheads" in that music video are mine... not sure if i should be pleased or not?

phil-two, Thursday, 20 January 2011 07:18 (fifteen years ago)

Take it here:
Take an untraceable close-up of the head of your cock and post it here

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Thursday, 20 January 2011 07:26 (fifteen years ago)

The world's faintest praise:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jan/21/hipsters-gay-people?CMP=twt_gu

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 21 January 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

By which I mean the phrasing rather than the general point.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 21 January 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

That's really interesting, actually. I've been thinking about the relationship btwn "gay" and "hipster" a lot recently

her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

i think at this point ppls conception of hipsters is either lagging behind & has yet to catch up or has just frozen at like, 06-07 justice/steve aoki, hypersaturated aa & that aesthetic. the only ppl i know that look like the actors in hipster shore are the jock-ish americans at my college who are p clearly unhip, like dudes with huge forearms and stuff. all the more aggressive electro stuff has largely merged with cheesy house. hipster shore is not really such an unreality actually, but idk like will that subculture be forever referred to as "hipsters" even as it moves further & further away from contemporary young ppl trends?

flopson, Friday, 21 January 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4573-hipster/

yet another insightful takedown

circa1916, Saturday, 22 January 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Like

her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 22 January 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

I don't even get that. At all.

her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 22 January 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

Are we sure this isn't a parody of bad hipster parodies?

her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 22 January 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

OR WOULD THAT BE TOO LOLIRONIC LOLOL

her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 22 January 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

The term arose in the 40's to describe middle class whites acting like black musicians, now referred to as "nerdcore".

????

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 22 January 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

Also i did not know it was hipster to like John Steinbeck. Kinda bizarre choice there.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 22 January 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

this string of words

obtuse fashion sense, cheapness masquerading as quirkiness or upper-middle-class white self loathing
is doing a number on my brain

bernard snowy, Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

every asshole with a computer thinks he's a sociologist these days

bernard snowy, Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

is that your conclusive findings?

plax (ico), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

Hipster wedding video, in super-8 with Black Keys soundtrack and suspenders glore t'boot!:

http://www.twinheartsphotography.com/?p=1038

thirdalternative, Friday, 4 February 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

Been to a couple of these kind of Little House on the Prarie hipster weddings. They are hilarious because you can tell the grandparents and older relativs are all, "what are we doing in the woods? why isn't anyone dressed for a wedding? why's everyone look like my cousin cyrus did while plowing in 1925?"

thirdalternative, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

at the airport yesterday i overheard someone say 'i didnt recognize you in your hipster hat'

dude was wearing this style of hat http://img2.prosperent.com/images/250x250/feeds2.yourstorewizards.com/2225/images/250x1000/dithbehatwib.jpg which is not something hipsters wear

talk talk talk (diamonddave85), Friday, 4 February 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

maybe he meant "I didn't recognize you the other day when you were wearing http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/princess-leia-hat.jpg"

proso_Opopoeia (bernard snowy), Friday, 4 February 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://i54.tinypic.com/2qalfo9.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/ruwfeu.jpg

Cunga, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

every asshole with a computer thinks he's a sociologist these days

― bernard snowy, Saturday, January 22, 2011 6:53 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet

Princess TamTam, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

lolololol

markers, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

Took me until now to realize that "own pitchfork" is also a joke about her dad wielding a trident.

Cunga, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

omg u r rite

markers, Friday, 11 February 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

just a few more

http://i53.tinypic.com/2q8pu8p.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/34rvhb5.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/2hdd40i.jpg

Cunga, Friday, 11 February 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgdu6mkxnw1qenyx4o1_400.png

Princess TamTam, Friday, 11 February 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://i54.tinypic.com/2gy3v6g.jpg

Cunga, Friday, 11 February 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

love the pbr one.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHV3tyNQ60

END TIMES

roy stride or die (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 February 2011 09:36 (fourteen years ago)

We're at the dead horse stage of this joke, but who is this Disney princess?

http://i55.tinypic.com/212yhpt.jpg

Sword and the Stone?

Cunga, Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

Black Cauldron i believe.

circa1916, Saturday, 26 February 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Hipster trap

http://i.imgur.com/SdLI2.jpg

thirdalternative, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

ow

hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

fuck

hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

little help y'all?

hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

pink sunglasses? must be trying to catch darren criss.

accredited butter grader and dairy technologist (reddening), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Obliterate the New Hipster:

http://www.hammertonail.com/editorial/essays/obliterate-the-new-hipster-with-love-by-noah-buschel/

thirdalternative, Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

The plain speak manner of Kerouac’s prose, as well as his long-form free verse and spontaneous mind connection flow didn’t sit well with the old guard

everyday im hustlin

NAME (Lamp), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

"spontaneous mind connection flow" = this dude has to be getting paid by the word right

bernard snowy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

because there is already a perfectly good way to say "stream-of-consciousness"

bernard snowy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

sometimes you don't even need to say it at all

bernard snowy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Where does the media get these ideas? Peeing as performance art is so olllld!

she must be a really special lady! (u s steel), Thursday, 31 March 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5230/5605057581_c33b4174e6.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 10 April 2011 10:11 (fourteen years ago)

The spirituality? The curiosity? No. In fact, hipsters today are scared shitless of spirituality.

What hipster doesn't love an ironic Jesus-knocking-on-the-door picture? Thrift store Christian holograms?

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 10 April 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bz2EO.jpg

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

haha, where in atlanta is that

cum dude (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

"who the heck are these hipsters??", some nerd wonders

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

how come Clark Kent looks like Jon Hamm?

sarahel, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

It's in Little 5 Points, supposedly.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

I just saw that last week, during my one and only trip to Atlanta - it was in the front window of Junkman's Daughter in Little 5 Points. I saw that floating around the internet today and it sort of freaked me out.

joygoat, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

Sunday looks most promising — would consider seeing:

- Three Guys Fighting Over The Chick Bass Player (sometimes intraband tensions play well onstage)
- Guy With The Good Drugs (duh)
- Inexplicable Hype Man Onstage (totally explicable and underutilized strategy, IMHO)
- Mike Patton Tax Writeoff (duh x2)
- Too Many Instruments (depending on which instruments)
- $¥MßOL (w00t!)
- We Would Never Bathe... (presumably they spend most of their time rehearsing!)

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

Three Guys broke up, man.

Evil Eau (dog latin), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

i'm reading "What Was The Hipster" and it wildly vacillates between being insightful/funny and total rong/gibberish

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

and then has the cop-out of "it's supposed to be that way, tee hee"

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

I think this one is pretty funny:

http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/page/1

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

My wife and her (Israeli) dad got into a protracted discussion of what hipsters are and different hipster things yesterday in the car on the way to eat in Williamsburg and I was hungry and I finally just blurted out "CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIPSTERS!"

bin caught laden (Hurting 2), Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Otm

chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/the-most-hipster-state-in-the-us

"Although Minnesota has less than 1/3rd the population of New York state, it leads the nation in searches for the term “hipster.” Understanding why is easy.

The typical Williamsburg hipster is essentially trying to portray the appearance of a Minnesotan. Don’t believe me?"

sarahel, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

It's a disaster that I live here. I can't measure up as either a gay man or a hipster.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

how often do you search for "hipster puppies"?

sarahel, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Ray LaHood 'Concerned' About Safety Of Urban Bikers, Unsure If He's A Hipster

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/10/ray-lahood-bicyclists-hipster_n_860100.html

U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood signaled on Tuesday that his department would be looking into measures to encourage automobile drivers to observe better safety standards when it came to bicyclists cohabiting the roadways....

“I’m concerned that people that are driving cars have a level of respect for bikers, and that’s the reason that we have these bike lanes,” said LaHood. “Bikers have as much right to the streets as anybody driving a car and I am concerned about [their safety]."

Told that his heartfelt defense of bikers came off like the musings of a run-of-the-mill hipster, LaHood professed genuine confusion.

“I don’t even know what that term means,” he said.

herbal bert (herb albert), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/files/2011/05/hipster1.png

i can tina turner (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

please create a filter that changes all instances of hipster to hipstersexual

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

The first historical use of the word "hipster"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uE-0E_Hwqo&NR=1

stars on 45 my destination (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

thought this was gonna be bumped for

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_tankboy/2011_05_pilsen_hipsters.jpg

"Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

Did see the word in a headline on the front of one of the free newspapers a few days ago

stars on 45 my destination (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

punch a hipster day https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=160764333957998

cool!

(eval ' (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

if sha na na ever comes to my town i'll be first in line to spit on them

dell (del), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

when she picked me up from the bus station today, my sister said "you always look like such a hipster."

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

aw

dell (del), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/k/l/klarucha/look_at_me.jpg

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

SHe looks kinda like Maynard G. Krebs's girlfriend!

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/8873679/67839816_large.jpg?1302981135

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

Currently reading a scathing article in the Belarussian press about hipsters.

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

what does that cartoon say? i get moscow vs piter but not the rest

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

i think that says mockba, actually

☂ (max), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

It's difficult to read all of it but the gist seems to be 'typical St Petersburg' on the left, 'fashionable hipster' on the right.

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

ya guessed it would be a variant on the ohio tramp = nyc 'hipster' hilarity

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Heard a great phrase today, a "Grapes of Wrath Hipster." Heh.

thirdalternative, Friday, 22 July 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Four loko commodo thundercats, dreamcatcher minim bicycle rights hoodie irony stumptown vinyl freegan. Excepteur assumenda jean shorts sint, magna laborum aute placeat master cleanse synth food truck Austin sed. Yr high life commodo hoodie. Next level shit aute mustache carles. Aliqua magna 3 wolf moon wayfarers laboris photo booth, lo-fi eu VHS excepteur letterpress voluptate. Cupidatat elit mustache, nihil cillum trust fund delectus nisi iphone stumptown magna jean shorts. Tattooed cardigan leggings aesthetic butcher fap.

diamonddave85, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

"hipster ipsum"

diamonddave85, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

"Jason Cosper liked this site better before it sold out."

nickn, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

hueg image

∞th-wave ska (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://readtechnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/steve-jobs-vs-dennis-ritchie-confusion-30902-1318678918-8.jpeg

not to question the validity of the overall point (the dude on the right also died last month) but... yeah, no

We All Had Guess Papers (DJ Mencap), Monday, 7 November 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

who are hipster unix guys, though?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

me

caek, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

K&R + caek?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

unix hipsters == 9front

see: http://plan9.stanleylieber.com/9front/
and: http://code.google.com/p/plan9front/

∞th-wave ska (diamonddave85), Monday, 7 November 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://thegreen.stanleylieber.com/thumb/small2128099753.png
http://thegreen.stanleylieber.com/thumb/small1058856826.png

∞th-wave ska (diamonddave85), Monday, 7 November 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

it is kind of amazing at the jesus-level worship shown to steve jobs, right down to his disciples finding meaning in his sort of boring words.

omar little, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

i cant even tell if this is a joke http://www.hipsterchristianity.com

∞th-wave ska (diamonddave85), Monday, 7 November 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85YawNIJAM

thirdalternative, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://meloukhia.net/2009/07/hipster_racism.html

HIPSTER = RACIST ??? woaaaah

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

I've often wondered about hipster racism, mostly because they only seem to hang around black people if they have retro '70s 'fros.

thirdalternative, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

me too, good point

max, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

I just reviewed a new book attacking hipsters and it has the same qualities as that hipster racism blog (not the same writer) and other anti-hipster screeds: complete absence of examples + blaming this vague, even contradictory archetype for basically everything that's wrong with 21st Century western culture. I find it amazing that anyone can still throw "hipster" into a serious argument, without offering any further definition, and think it means anything at all.

This lousy book just reminded me how scattershot most hipster-bashing writing is. I keep coming back to Mark Greif because he's one of the few writers on the subject to realise that the details matter.

Meme Rogers (DL), Monday, 23 January 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, the racism described in that blog certainly exists but is not the creation of or confined to "hipsters." Even when I was in high school in the early 90s I noticed people taking that "it's not racist because I'm the one saying it" posture.

MrDasher, Monday, 23 January 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

pretty incredible the author manages to get through the entire piece w/o giving a single example of this phenomenon

flopson, Monday, 23 January 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUhrSVyu0Kw

thirdalternative, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/24/venn_diagram_012412_m-600x450.jpg

thirdalternative, Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

ha

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2011/3/2/17/adolf-hipster-25550-1299106788-4.jpg

thirdalternative, Monday, 6 February 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://vimeo.com/41264640

love the guy who is asked if he is a hipster and is deeply offended

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 10 May 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

did i spy a hipster puppy in that video

12plsrU (electricsound), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://notalwaysright.com/we-prefer-hipsters-over-hellcats/19301

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

holy mole

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

there is no way that story is real

diamonddave85, Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:21 (thirteen years ago)

we can always hope it is

the late great, Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

SHUT UP YOU, D*** HIPSTER!

diamonddave85, Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:39 (thirteen years ago)

a eyebrow

Fellini.Kuti, Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:31 (thirteen years ago)

I had my first piece for Vice/Noise published today...does that make me a hipster?

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

*Noisey, even.

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

no but congratulations!

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

"DID YOU PRETEND TO LIKE MUSIC TO GET GIRLS? I DID"

Jury is out

Cragenham Craig (Craigo Boingo), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

"Grime - We were kidding ourselves. It’s just shit, right?"

Cragenham Craig (Craigo Boingo), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

Straight up real talk.

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.eetimes.com/electronics-news/4391685/Adam-Stelzner--NASA-s-hipster-rocket-engineer

"Adam Steltzner, NASA's hipster rocket engineer"

http://www.eetimes.com/ContentEETimes/Images/steltzner_406.JPG

Steltzner comes across as a bit of a hipster (two pierced ears), media savvy and relentlessly honest about the risks of the mission to land the nearly 1-ton rover Curiosity in a predetermined spot on Mars, Gale Crater. The low-lying site is believed to be among the best places to find evidence that Mars once harbored the ingredients for life.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

Steltzner also represents a new breed of engineer. The Bay Area native is a rocker, as the Elvis haircut attests ... Putting his doctorate to good use, Steltzner said he needed “a little bit of sexy.”

the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

aging rockabilly dudes are hipsters now

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

hipstabilly

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

hipster is an umbrella term at this point that encompasses almost any group of fashion-conscious music fans.

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

hipster is a 50s word though right?

caek, Monday, 6 August 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

yea but iirc those hipsters were more like proto-beatniks right

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS AGAIN?

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ5_SyvxDXE

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

personally i make a point of knowing nothing about hipsters

caek, Monday, 6 August 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

a difficult task for an ilxor

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

one of our favorite topics iirc, just after food and film.

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans/MTLG3_Hipster.jpg

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/hipsterdoofus.jpg

carne asada, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

I've often wondered about hipster racism, mostly because they only seem to hang around black people if they have retro '70s 'fros.

― thirdalternative, Monday, January 23, 2012 2:42 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

max, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

but... as bad as hipster culture is, one positive thing i can say is that it seems to be more racially diverse than a lot of other music/fashion movements of the last 20 years. tho i could be imagining that

― the barkeep from the hilarious 'my girls' pub sing-a-long (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 2:55 PM (3 years ago)

carne asada, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

this guys knows of hipster iirc

carne asada, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

hipsters dont wear fedoras

diamonddave85, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

didnt some senator accuse Obama of wearing a hipster fedora ?

carne asada, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

lol
About 444,000 results (0.17 seconds) for "hipster fedora"

first hit is a Gawker post by Max

carne asada, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

I realized that the big hipster argument I got myself into upthread as over a misunderstanding of the definition of a hipster. To me a hipster is merely a poseur in an indie/artsy setting rather than the classic goth/punk setting.

Evan, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

was*

Evan, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

I can't quite read it clearly did someone print the burt stanton meltdown on a giant sign?

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 August 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/17/how-to-live-without-irony/?hp

乒乓, Sunday, 18 November 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

the writing of David Foster Wallace, the films of Wes Anderson and the music of Cat Power

j., Sunday, 18 November 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

a couple of thousand words to say little more than

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pje34fUgLQ

fun facts about human waste (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 18 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

Do you surround yourself with things you really like or things you like only because they are absurd?
Do I communicate primarily through inside jokes and pop culture references?
What percentage of my speech is meaningful?
How much hyperbolic language do I use?
Do I feign indifference?
What parts of your wardrobe could be described as costume-like, derivative or reminiscent of style archetype?
Do you attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or ugly?
Is your style an anti-style?
How would it feel to change yourself quietly, offline, without public display, from within?

wolves lacan, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

do i write linkbait opinion pieces?

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

I came of age in the 1990s, a decade that, bracketed neatly by two architectural crumblings — of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and the Twin Towers in 2001 — now seems relatively irony-free.

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

the decade that spawned bands like Jon Cougar Concentration Camp and Man or Astro-Man seems "relatively irony-free" to someone

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

picard_facepalm.jpg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

Do you attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or ugly?

just comes natural lady *tips trucker hat*

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

this was written by a princeton prof

flopson, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

in this age of bronies and juggalos, i'd feel way more comfortable if nate silver could tell us 30-40% of votes for romney were ironic.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

xp ya the stone has been quite consistent in making the practitioners of academic philosophy look like clueless clowns.

fun facts about human waste (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_Wave

iatee, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

jesus christ

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.glasswave-band.com/images/rehearsal_1.jpg
http://www.glasswave-band.com/images/BrokenMirror.jpg

iatee, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

Before her hair turned to glass in the waves off the California coast, Christy Wampole (vocals) came from a Texas town whose road sign reads: “Where the West begins.” This explains the groaning desolation one occasionally hears in her voice, which still sounds the notes of that yearning for water which afflicts parched and empty lands. She moved from Texas to France - its smaller sister Republic - where she cultivated an interest in cabaret and chanson, and later performed music from both traditions in restaurants and nightclubs in Dallas and the Bay Area. She is completing her Ph.D at Stanford University with a dissertation on late 20th-century French and Italian essayistic fiction.

iatee, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

shes a witch basically

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOt4M4EyDJ4

iatee, Sunday, 18 November 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/113/f5cbc3378c174930b8c0502cc1974c0f/l.jpg

mop closet a weird place to shoot promo photos but ok

j., Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

cousin itt convention, iirc

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

this isn't *that* bad

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

well, it is. but i know people like this! and they're basically okay people! they own dogs and are mostly kind to their friends.

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

from the comments:

The fact that fundamentalists are never ironic is to me the highest recommendation for irony that I can imagine.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

That Glass Wave wikipedia article would probably fit more comfortably in this thread.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

not much irony in those videos

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

it's pretty confused; apparently celebrates gen x-ers who were politically engaged via actively not caring, hipsters in "a competition to see who can care the least"? like how bad can your existential malaise truly be if it's so clumsily defined

flopson, Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

Where can we find other examples of nonironic living? What does it look like? Nonironic models include ... people with severe mental or physical disabilities.

flopson, Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

being a literature college professor

iatee, Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

dictators are never ironists; people who move things in the political landscape, regardless of the sides they choose, are never ironists.

russian politics are pretty ironic/cynical

flopson, Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

this all reads 2 me like someone trying to articulate a complaint about something they actually don't give a shit about

flopson, Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

no way, it's much simpler than that, it's a complaint about people making fun of their band on the internet

iatee, Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

Where can we find other examples of nonironic living?

(looks around, shrinks as best he can, timidly raises hand)

Aimless, Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

people in wheelchairs don't express irony

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDTlP3OZFmg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

ironically the person that wrote that will wake up tomorrow and decide not to kill themselves

( . Y .) (Lamp), Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

well, it is. but i know people like this! and they're basically okay people! they own dogs and are mostly kind to their friends.

― Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:15 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and one of them just forwarded me this article

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

hows she going to talk about irony and marketing and advertising and the berlin wall and never once confront CAPITALISM

max, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

Where can we find other examples of nonironic living?

Prison

badg, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

"well at least there's no irony in here"

ogmor, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, tell that to the corrections corp of america -- their profits are laced with irony

passion it person (La Lechera), Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

lol Lamp

flopson, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

those might be the ugliest illustrations i have ever seen in a major publication.

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)

that's about all i can work up opinionwise on this.

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)

idg why for the last 20 years when people want to talk abt frivolity and nihilism they call it irony which is just a super common mode of human expression that everyone does a lot, this is a v earnest response to this article - also i dont think anyones out there wearing bieber gear ironically, thats a total 1990s approach

lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

"Cerebral wave" as pejorative.

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

also i dont think anyones out there wearing bieber gear ironically

these people do exist actually

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

"actually"

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

man do even know how un cutting edge theyre being

lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

they're being un cutting edge ironically

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

let's be ironic like the 90s only we'll do it "ironically"

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

well if thats how they look at it i cant really fault them i guess

lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

always reasonable

Tom Scocca ‏@tomscocca
Also if you are a Princeton professor, b. 1977, maybe the modes of the cool kids bug you BECAUSE THEY AIM TO BUG YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD.

lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

but i must add that these modes she describes are no different than what was happening when she was a teen

lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

o no '77 is old? : /

j., Monday, 19 November 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

thank god i've got another six weeks before i'm old.

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

enjoy it while you can man, this is a unending hell of not understanding wtf is up w/teens

lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

things to do in the next six weeks: buy bieber merch, sport it ironically in a public place, kill myself so i can stay young in people's minds forever

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:13 (thirteen years ago)

one of the iconic moments of my Gen-X young adulthood was going to see "Reality Bites" in the theater, and I didn't laugh at the part where the editor asks poor Winona Ryder to "define irony," but I heartily guffawed at the "golden lit sex scene," and then half the rest of the people in the theater cracked up too.

a series of top-selling Maryanne Amacher BluRays (sarahell), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

also i dont think anyones out there wearing bieber gear ironically, thats a total 1990s approach

― lag∞n, Sunday, November 18, 2012 8:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heh the only person I know irl who buys bieber stuff is a super straight laced midwestern girl who only wears crew sweaters and hoodies

乒乓, Monday, 19 November 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

Do you surround yourself with things you really like or things you like only because they are absurd?

I really wish she'd spent the entire article exploring this issue, rather than writing the millionth iteration of "why hipsters are bad for society"

a series of top-selling Maryanne Amacher BluRays (sarahell), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

acousto-optic modulators, which use glass waves, are an outmoded photonic mechanism that only awful hipster physicists use in the lab

Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like if you take a hipster and remove irony from his appropriations, you get guy fieri.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 November 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

a world without irony is a world full of donkey sauce.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 November 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

I like not understanding wtf is up with teens.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 19 November 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

That article is beyond belief.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 19 November 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

kind of a shame that piece was locked just before ppl decided it would be hilarious to eat at an awful tourist trap in Times Square tho

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 November 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

the onion already covered this issue over a decade ago: http://www.theonion.com/articles/aging-genxer-doesnt-find-bad-movies-funny-anymore,1451/

Spectrum, Monday, 19 November 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

alright, maybe not covered, but it's relevant, and i remember thinking it was funny. something something gen xers and irony.

Spectrum, Monday, 19 November 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

you mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpSo-VJTeE8

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 November 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

let's be ironic like the 90s only we'll do it "ironically"

― paula boradwell (crüt), Sunday, November 18, 2012 7:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ pretty much what I wanted to post. 90s was way, way more interested in looking disinterested and ironic. 2000s are way post-ironic in that people celebrate the inherent irony by scoffing at it

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

she also really misconstrues the difference between noticing irony and not being ironic. there are many, many ironies in the life of the elderly and disabled, and insinuating that these people never notice these ironies or celebrate them is pretty wrongheaded

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

2012 supposed hipsterism is pretty interested in the genuine. for every dopey fake mustache thingy I've seen, I've been places with people who are really fastidious about mustaches/beards. the people making artisan goods, while polluted by the spoon-makers and really overwrought companies, often really do make good small-batch products and are not at all ironic about it

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

If you're committed to something, that kind of disqualifies you as a hipster.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

does it? maybe only if it's strictly pejorative

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

I think you're thinking of the 90s and "slackers"

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

Hell is Other Hipsters

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

there's a great but depressing John Cleese line that doesn't actually use the word "irony" iirc but basically says that when you're young you notice all these inconsistencies and incompetencies in the world, and you derive humor from it, but as you get older you start to realize that it's all inconsistent and no one has any idea what the fuck they're even doing, and then things stop being funny.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

that just sounds like getting jaded to me

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

a slacker doesn't necessarily trade in the cultural tourism that a hipster does.
e.g. beavis & butthead are slackers, but not hipsters, because they are metal 4 life.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

b&b were both very earnest, too

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

it is true that no one has any idea what the fuck they're even doing

call all destroyer, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

why are educated people with access to a wide mainstream media audience even talking about hipsters like this still?? get fucking over it (editors should too) unless you're actually going to talk about something important too, like capitalism (its ubiquity, rebellion against, history, identity politics, whatever), as max said, or political/social engagement with community or something insightful or at least emotionally engaging, just anything that uses more than one thought, which i'd like to think this writer has but just didn't use for this.
xpost with irrationally angry thread, srsly wtf

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

"There's nothing worse than an aging hipster."

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

Christy Wampole is an assistant professor of French at Princeton University. Her research focuses primarily on 20th- and 21st-century French and Italian literature and thought.

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

I would like to know more about how modern French and Italian literature and thought would address this. Actually I'd pay cash money for Umberto Eco to write this article instead.

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

something so gross about musicians putting their PhD research topics in their bios -- it's like they're still in the mindset of applying to ivy league colleges and want to show how "well-rounded" and "accomplished in multiple fields" they are.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

or they just have nothing else to say about themselves because they spend 15 hours a day on french essayistic fiction or w/e

iatee, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

uh i think it's just that she's an academic, not a musician (not rly)

j., Monday, 19 November 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit, completely missed she is a musician!

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

oh good god the band's wiki page is formatted to showcase all of their academic credentials

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

Christy Wampole is lead vocalist for Glass Wave, a Bay Area cerebral rock band formed in 2008 by Robert Pogue Harrison and Dan Edelstein, both professors of literature at Stanford University. Glass Wave is categorized as "cerebral rock."

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, this whole thing is ridiculous.
she must feel kinda guilty for being a self-important academic musician/professor/literature specialiste and so (logically therefore) she gives absurd gifts to her friends and now she is paying the piper publicly in this opiñicle post about hipsterism!?

can i forget that i read this?

passion it person (La Lechera), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

Christy Wampole is lead vocalist for Glass Wave, a Bay Area cerebral rock band formed in 2008 by Robert Pogue Harrison and Dan Edelstein, both professors of literature at Stanford University. Glass Wave is categorized as "cerebral rock."

― mh, Monday, November 19, 2012 5:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually fell asleep reading this

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

how has no one mentioned what a bad singer she is, she is a really bad singer

lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder how many gigs they played outside of Palo Alto.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

maybe her way of singing is just too cerebral for you

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

i didnt THINK of that haw haw

lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

that somebody not only had these thoughts but also decided to write then down and then publish them is just... it hurts my heart

why are educated people with access to a wide mainstream media audience even talking about hipsters like this still??

seriously i mean why wont someone pay me to write about how hipsters dont even exist anymore because they dont, so stop complaining about them

( . Y .) (Lamp), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

that somebody not only had these thoughts but also decided to write then down and then publish them is just... it hurts my heart
this a billion times
every single thought does not need to see the light of day.

passion it person (La Lechera), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

'glass wave' she said 'my ceberal rock band, is playing a show. would you like to come'. 'no' i said.

f (Lamp), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

She might be teaching college so she's seeing millenials, maybe going to stores/social places where there are hipsters, and remembering the 90s, when she had her finger on the pulse of society before grad school.

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

And then conflating all three because all she lives now is cerebral rock and French/Italian lit

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

Genre: Cerebral rock

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

christy wampol = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saPhxZZQCWk

乒乓, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

on top of being embarrassing, she's pretty judgmental to boot
what if people enjoy wearing costumes? f u lady.

passion it person (La Lechera), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

'i sometimes wonder what cerberal rock is' she said.

'yes, of course, exactly. that is the question. that you should have asked yourself as you were adding it to your wikipedia page instead of paraphrasing short sentences from a don delillo novel. in fits and starts. a better kind of irony. distance that never beggars time.'

f (Lamp), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

I just did some math looking at her graduation dates and I think she's only 34ish?

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

She might be teaching college so she's seeing millenials, maybe going to stores/social places where there are hipsters, and remembering the 90s, when she had her finger on the pulse of society before grad school.

there are not a lot of hipsters in palo alto or princeton

iatee, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

like even if you start out w/ hipster characteristics if you arrive in one of those places it is drained from you as long as you are there, this includes max visiting his parents

iatee, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

really? I figured at least some of the smart kid nerdos were into hipsterish stuff

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

glad I don't work for google, then

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

I know the rim of a semi-full stemmed wine glass is an outmoded musical mechanism that only a hipster would use, but a band named glass wave should deliver

Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

on top of being embarrassing, she's pretty judgmental to boot
what if people enjoy wearing costumes? f u lady.

yeah how did her editor not talk to her about how, like ~fashion is a thing~

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

her editor was probably encouraged to keep her hands off this piece as much as possible, to attract hits u know

乒乓, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

'last week i made myself of list of hipster heuristics in bullet point form. i typed them into my macbook air one evening when i was tired. the flowers on my desk dropped and wilted. later that evening i watched an abc sitcom about lonely young people who wore sweaters and dreamed of nothing.'

as she related this story to me cerebral rock softly played on the hi-fi in the corner.

f (Lamp), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

I'd gossip about her band's "look" but their use of artistic lighting in photography makes it a little hard to tell

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

These song lyrics are really something.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/TurquoiseBoy/40_music_videos_that_potentially_could_rock_your_cerebellum

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

I agree w everyone that says they missed the boat w the irony thing. Irony is Gen X to a T.

For instance we live in a hell where people publicly declare their love for yacht rock not to be ironic but because they genuinely love it and that imo is way worse.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

god gtfo

乒乓, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

we don't really 'live' in ilx

iatee, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

imo writing songs based upon great works from the western literary canon and calling it cerebral rock is a p bad concept no matter how many layers of ironic distance i am from it

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

we don't really 'live' in ilx

― iatee, Monday, November 19, 2012 6:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah... only in our dreams

flopson, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

She kinda raps in the intro to this show:

http://french-italian.stanford.edu/opinions/shows/eo10113.mp3

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

what annoys me most is that they pick stuff hs students read, at least show off your literature chops and be obscurist. the songs just seem like an extra credit project somebody did for an ap english class.

iatee, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

I would name that band Clifford and the Notes.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

haha

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

have u guys considered that maybe she doesn't really sound bad, it's just that u are not familiar with the traditions of cabaret and chanson

j., Monday, 19 November 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.glasswave-band.com/images/Chair.jpg

cerebrally chillin in your pathway in a comically proportioned chair

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

this person is unbearable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXTF2XqmxgI

goole, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tYfUg.png

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

that is some pretty bad singing.

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

and instrument playing. obviously the entire band is terrible not just her.

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.glasswave-band.com/images/Chair.jpg

"Do I feign indifference?"

"How would it feel to change yourself quietly, offline, without public display, from within?"

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, I lost it when the radio show polyphonic linked started and the name of the program is "Entitled Opinions"

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

I think this woman is completely earnest and irony-free as she can't have any clue how she appears to the outside world

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

that's a very scary photo. keep expecting robt blake to show up with a cell phone chuckling "i'm already in your house"

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

her band looks exactly like a band of literature professors would look /notuneisspace

goole, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

the rock music of literature professors vs. the stand-up comedy of engineering professors

paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Bottom_Remainders

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

Maya Angelou AND Dave Barry!!!

paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

how would we feel about this argument if her band sounded like, i don't know, henry cow, though

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

Dunno. I'd be actually impressed if they were like Dino Jr or the Cherry Valence, tho

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

hahahah this band

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

everything explained

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

natalie merchant would be rolling in her grave, if she were dead

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

i think if they just make a few changes they WOULD sound like henry cow

j., Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

They kinda sound like the Tindersticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0639CSKQCL0

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

yeah how did her editor not talk to her about how, like ~fashion is a thing~

dunno about you guys but my clothes signify NOTHING!

Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

Prog bands are another category of people who tend to live unironically - Yes, Rush, etc.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

i bet geddy's ironic rotisserie chicken beats whatever guy fieri's serving up

http://andrewolson.com/blogpics/RushatClarkCountyRidgewayWA72107_12F98/Rush_Clark_County036286c4758ed444b53ab2a23d6538c04b5.jpg

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

are those actual chickens

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

cant believe this revive is over 24 hours old and has zero buzza posts

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

the definition of "irony" has been permanently dumbed down to the level of "snark," right?

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

really my main feeling about all of this is like, please do the assigned reading before you speak because we've been over this so many fucking times in the last 20 years.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

my general takeaway is "keep your thoughts to yourself if you want to maintain dignity"

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Geddy Lee put that wacky backline in there to balance Alex Lifeson's wall of amps, which overshadowed his single bass amp (the previous tour had washing machines). I believe the in-joke is that the chef is periodically BASS-ting the amps to make them sound better.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

now that the ny times has covered irony, is it finally over?

s.clover, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pje34fUgLQ

s.clover, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

i know christy IRL from stanford, she's pretty ilx-ish IRL

the late great, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:26 (thirteen years ago)

i have no idea what ilx-ish means. i suspect this a blessing.

s.clover, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:33 (thirteen years ago)

she kind of reminds me of you

the late great, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago)

is there a thread for ludicrous prog band costumes and stage dressing and stuff

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

What, this one?

Peter Gabriel

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

It is well to remember that one of the charges made against Socrates was that he was "ironic", and you see where it got him, don't you?

Aimless, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

nymag follows up

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/new-york-times-christy-wampole-hipster-irony-interview.html

no i didn't read it

goole, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

I tried to make very clear in the article that I applied the same scrutiny to myself that I ask others to apply to themselves. I wanted to conduct an honest self-assessment, which I invited others to do as well. I wasn't happy with my self-defensive behavior either but I'm willing to work on it.

Yet finds no humor in the way she presents herself?

mh, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Hipster_with_bike.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

Yet finds no humor in the way she presents herself?

I was gonna say something about her stage moves in her band's video, but fish, barrel, etc.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

good god she sounds like a bore

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

She seems really earnest!

mh, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

their band is a bunch of literature professors playing songs with lyrics that are literal interpretations of the literary canon

I don't see how this could work in any way /other/ than being an ironic deconstruction

mh, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

physics professors playing groovin' psych rock and singing about the double-slit experiment

(sorry couldn't resist)

mh, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

I don't see how this could work in any way /other/ than being an ironic deconstruction

They did not seem ironic about it in their interview on Entitled Opinions.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

well, exactly

mh, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

'you've spent time in berlin'

j., Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5HgMWFktc

s.clover, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

"First, I want to say that I am a huge fan of Generation Y."

this interview is awesome.

s.clover, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)

nicest buncha 95 million people you'll ever meet IMO

U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.glasswave-band.com/images/Chair.jpg

"I am not a hipster, I am just hip"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

nothing ironic about sitting on an antique chair in a red minidress on a dark road

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

If the hipster question were dead, why all the buzz?

pwn.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

would smash of shame

mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

posted there already

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

so you can't even find her hot without irony

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:55 (thirteen years ago)

shame is not the same as irony

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:58 (thirteen years ago)

otm, shame is shame

mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 05:18 (thirteen years ago)

one of Jack Palance's best roles, imho.

s.clover, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 05:23 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm willing to make myself vulnerable and be made fun of online. First, it only confirms my point."

Nice try but nah.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 10:53 (thirteen years ago)

Wonder what Christy is like on Italian and French essayistic fiction...there is a book by Pavese called The Business of Living. Maybe she could've tied it in.

Or maybe not.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:18 (thirteen years ago)

Big laughs from Clive Martin over at Vice (again)
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/searching-for-the-sad-trombone-sound-of-irony

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:22 (thirteen years ago)

lol I'd give Christy this record and ask her to identify they ironies in it:

http://www.emanemdisc.com/images/E4144.jpeg

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:36 (thirteen years ago)

i can't decide if free improv is an irony-free zone or the most totally ironic mode music could ever exist in

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:34 (thirteen years ago)

Christy Wampole Ph.D, bathing in the glow of righteous sincerity.

lol

flopson, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

i can't decide if free improv is an irony-free zone or the most totally ironic mode music could ever exist in

depends on your definition of irony. it's certainly not ironic in the "opposite of earnest" sense.

crüt, Thursday, 22 November 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Okay, sorry. Back to the quiz: What percentage of your speech is meaningful?
I’m known to waffle, but whether that’s directly associated with my trombone I don’t know. That’s more of a character trait than a trombone-induced one.

j., Thursday, 22 November 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

If "meaningful" is supposed to express the idea of "having a discoverable sense, as opposed to nonsense syllables, noises or disjointed fragments", then about 97% of my speech is meaningful. I like to speak in full sentences. It's a feature, not a bug.

If "meaningful" is supposed to express the idea of "having profound implications beyond the immediate context or outside of merely quotidian existance", then only about 0.01% or less of my speech is meaningful in that sense. Quotidian existence is a bitch, but it is what we all do for a living and it is inescapable.

otoh, maybe about 2% of my ilxor speech meets the second definition. It's one of the reasons I hang out here.

Aimless, Thursday, 22 November 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

I have never heard of her band. This is probably because they only play private parties for their friends and colleagues.

i can't decide if free improv is an irony-free zone or the most totally ironic mode music could ever exist in

i have personally played several highly ironic free improv gigs

a series of top-selling Maryanne Amacher BluRays (sarahell), Friday, 23 November 2012 07:41 (thirteen years ago)

in all seriousness I wonder how she envisages a typical conversation between two young adults might have gone in, let's say 1970. possibly it was not as 'meaningful' as she might hope?

Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Friday, 23 November 2012 07:51 (thirteen years ago)

thomp - think its a mix. Obv guys like Paul Rutherford came across as the most serious people (he played in a group named after a newspaper that Lenin was involved in - and I don't he had much time for irony), but in the playing itself...what are the ironies of serious play?

Then again I never get irony myself, I don't come across much good writing on it in music.

sarahell - i like your name, v high irony content

xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 November 2012 09:16 (thirteen years ago)

i have personally played several highly ironic free improv gigs

^^ potential dn

flopson, Friday, 23 November 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

i think the main issue w/irony re: free improv is that irony relies a lot on assumptions and conventions - so "irony" in a free improv performance would translate differently to an insider vs. the average person.

a series of top-selling Maryanne Amacher BluRays (sarahell), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

Doesn't that apply to most types of music? People who play vs listeners watching would have all aspects of its peformance translated differently.

lol, although im thinking there would be a huge gap in assumptions and conventions to a musical perf by Christy's band and what their fans would perceive.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 November 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

well sure, though Christy's band sounds a lot more similar to popular music - i mean, it's just vanilla indie rock with literary lyrics, so there would be more people who would qualify as "insiders" who are aware of the conventions and assumptions of the genre, than with free improv.

a series of top-selling Maryanne Amacher BluRays (sarahell), Friday, 23 November 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

What is ironic about craft beer?

Van Horn Street, Friday, 23 November 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah most people I know who get to that level of beer snobbery are super serious about it

Also it's a fuckload of work

U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 November 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

i will occasionally drink craft beer ironically in the sense of "bro it's hilarious that you're serving me this beer that so much thought and care has been put into because you could've pulled literally any beer in the world out of that cooler and i would've downed it with the exact same enthusiasm and result"

The Doc Morbama (some dude), Friday, 23 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

enjoy yr clamato

乒乓, Friday, 23 November 2012 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

that's not a beer or even alcoholic, you may have the highest failed "zing" rate in ilx history

The Doc Morbama (some dude), Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

uh, sure

Bud Light Clamato

乒乓, Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

(xp to some dude) haha. in some abstract hipstery sense i appreciate the existence of craft beer (in some less abstract human sense, not so much), but yeah, in the end my tastebuds / desire to get drunk operate in such a way that i basically don't care about the taste of beer. cool that u've devoted ur life 2 this bro, now whar's me paint thinner.

Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

oh yikes (xp)

The Doc Morbama (some dude), Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

wow whose failed zing rate is ticking up now

max, Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:19 (thirteen years ago)

petition to replace 'flag post' button with 'failed zing' button.

Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

that was failed butthurt, max, keep up

The Doc Morbama (some dude), Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

seems over for some dude

whinesplaining 101 (cozen), Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to announce my resignation, effectively immediately, from this particular boring hipster thread. See you at the next one.

The Doc Morbama (some dude), Saturday, 24 November 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

To be fair to some dude, that's Bud Lite *and* Clamato, the combination of which is known as Chelada. Clamato is still non-alcoholic, non-beer.

nickn, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

we would have to invent the christy phds of the world if they didn't exist cuz we need stuff to laugh at or what would the world come to?

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

it would be nice if reputable papers hired good writers to write stuff but they hardly ever do. this sucks too:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2012/11/spotify-and-its-discontents.html

hi i don't know know what the fuck i'm talking about but that won't stop me i bought a ryan adams cd in college once.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:15 (thirteen years ago)

it's amazing to me that c w is catching so much flack here, not only because she's someone i know, but because of all the national literatures people in my ex-wife's program she was definitely the most likely to fit in on this message board (snarky, highly pop culture aware, prone to pessimism and misanthropy, quite funny)

don't you people get it, c wampole is YOU

the late great, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

the "entitled opinions" dude was one of my ex-wife's PhD advisors for a while, he actually was an insufferable snob and asshole

the late great, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

i know i'm repeating myself here but i am actually smh over here at all this fuss over poor christy

the late great, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

c wampole is YOU

(slowly, confusedly, turns gun upon himself, but cannot pull trigger. weeps.)

Aimless, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

"don't you people get it, c wampole is YOU"

i would never write something that bad. i don't doubt that she's nice in person though. why wouldn't she be?

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know, having been around humanities academics for a big chunk of my life i've decided a lot of them are insufferably pretentious and/or assholes

the late great, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

a lot of them can't write their way out of a paper bag! which seems "ironic" given their profession.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

(slowly, confusedly, turns gun upon himself, but cannot pull trigger. weeps.)

― Aimless, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:33 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this seems like a totally out of character post unless what it is being snarky about is the possibility of snark itself

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Saturday, 24 November 2012 03:07 (thirteen years ago)

free improv requires a set of grand historical ironies to operate, to even exist, but it seems possible to navigate a path through that mode of music without having much traffic with a lot of various versions of 'irony' day to day

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Saturday, 24 November 2012 03:08 (thirteen years ago)

most of the people i know who give 'ironic' gifts are mainly doing it to not have to think about the fact that they're poor

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Saturday, 24 November 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

this seems like a totally out of character post

(flashes badge. unscrolls diploma. tweets a pic of poetic license inscribed on parchment. makes 'the fig' gesture. laughs like a loon. smiles like a cherub. flees into the night)

Aimless, Saturday, 24 November 2012 03:59 (thirteen years ago)

"she was definitely the most likely to fit in on this message board"
one of my favorite things about message boards is talking about someone will sometimes summon that person to appear as if by magic...

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

tlg, I get that she is probably pretty cool in person, but how do you read the article she wrote while reconciling it with her personality?

mh, Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

i know lots of people with nice personalities who have had occasionally bad ideas about, e.g., irony. i don't really think this is an exceptional sort of thing to happen.

s.clover, Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure we all have friends with nice personalities that are in terrible bands

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)

i have known lots of really nice people who i get along with really well who make terrible art. or are bad writers, poets, sloppy thinkers, etc. its not the end of the world. and it doesn't make me like them less. i just tend to be really critical of art and writing. and i do hold people to a higher standard if they are writing for the times or the new yorker. those places have a track record. if it were someone's blog or a local newspaper...well, i still might make fun of it but it probably wouldn't aggravate me as much. it was sad to see that kid's list thing in the village voice a week or so ago even though i know the voice isn't the voice anymore. not because i hate the kid just cuz he didn't try harder. or try at all. give it your best shot. and i mean that in the most non-ironic way.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 06:01 (thirteen years ago)

maybe the blog things for the nyt or ny just aren't thought of as the same kind of thing. more conversational. off the cuff? i don't know why though. people don't respect the word blog i guess.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 06:11 (thirteen years ago)

scot(t)m

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 November 2012 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

this wasn't just a blog thing, it was on the front page of the Sunday review section, hideous illos and all

max, Saturday, 24 November 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure we all have friends with nice personalities that are in terrible bands

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, November 23, 2012 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truth bomb

mh, Saturday, 24 November 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

if your art is a representative non-ironic expression of self then it's more difficult to reconcile bad art/nice guy. i mean limp bizkit might be an amiable enough dude on the surface but i don't think he's lying when he said he did it all for the nookie, unless he's being some kind of ironic bizkit.

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 24 November 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

hipster purgatory

hipster purgative

hipster purim

hipster, purgative, illuminative, unitive

hipster po' boy

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, don't feel like working...

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

gen xer slacks on hipster thread

slack-on-hip is where thomas hardy used to live i think.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

cap'n-save-a-christy

the late great, Saturday, 24 November 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

“Slim Prospects: The Anorexic Body in the Postmodern Condition.”

buzza, Saturday, 24 November 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

I'd eat a hipster poboy

mh, Saturday, 24 November 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

Willie and the hipster po boys are playing
bring a buffalo nickel
stamp your toms

there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Saturday, 24 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/starwarsmodern/status/272516625939447809

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

yeah see it's a stupid argument but when i see something like that i wonder how many of the people against it are too stupid even to grasp the argument? unless that tweet is professed in an ~ironic~ mode i'm not picking up on, in which case fml

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Sunday, 25 November 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

swift is more sardonic than ironic imo

the late great, Sunday, 25 November 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

a modest proposal was brilliant within the context of its time and culture, because it had true power to shock. The hypocrisy it scourged was so blandly accepted among his intended audience that they were scarcely aware of it. effective irony, as in a modest proposal, implies a positive alternative; in its case, true christian charity.

Aimless, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

what positive reality might ironic hipsters imply?

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

an alternative to materialism?

the late great, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

yeah but most hipsters like thrift stores and flea markets AND fancy bicycles/food/beer/etc. best of both hip worlds.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

afaics, hipster irony is only used to imply their own godlike superiority to the object being ironically praised. I say godlike, in that they seek to confer worth upon the worthless through the innate power of their affectionate gaze, implying nothing is truly worthy of the honor so bestowed, but it must be bestowed somewhere, and this dreck is as good as any other.

Aimless, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

also do u think there is/was any crossover between popism and hipsters wearing justin bieber shirts?

i don't buy that hipsters ironically wearing shirts w/ corny pop stars on them is a thing because i don't recall ever having personally seen a living example of it, but that could maybe explain at least some cases

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

see ya i would imagine that what the wampoles of the world see as hipster irony (as described by aimless) is maybe more of a postmodernish blurring of the boundary bw high/low culture, something that, for example, pitchfork openly embraced early in the decade

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

the wampoles of the world are covered in rain

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

I think her essay's problem is that she is assuming no intelligent, self-conscious people in the group she's calling hipsters and assumes they exist in every other group

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Is flopson a hipster? Yea, but does he still bleed? Yes, he does. Shall it not be a hipster if it bleeds?!?

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

there seems to be this assumption that oh, they couldn't possibly like that unironically therefore they are ironic, but have we ever really tested that assumption? does any evidence exist to back it up?

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

sounds like there needs to be another... HIPSTER STUDY

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

associate prof, dept of hipster studies

the late great, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

the real problem comes w/ the assumption that somewhere out there perfect hipsters exist as objects that you can perform scientific tests on, really hipster is not a noun anymore just an adjective

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

don't anybody tell iatee of the hipster islands located in puget sound

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/laCcr.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

if you have heard of it it must not be that cool

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

what if there's a mix of irony from genuine dickheads, unironic interest from genuine enthusiasts, and commercial interest from people too dumb to know the difference who just ride trends?

kind of feel like the "hipster" she knows of or is criticizing is the mainstreamed #3 who really is too dumb or ignorant (read: young) to do differently. maybe she's overrating people by thinking they understand irony

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

wish my friend still didn't have the cutesy n + 1 "what was the hipster" pamphlet borrowed from me so I had a reference guide here

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

or she's writing articles based on other articles she has read instead of people she has actually interacted with

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

^^ truly the mark of an academic

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

oh I think we're cutting too close now

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

xxp but... do people actually even do this? feel like this has not really ever been addressed. i suspect it was maybe an early 00's phenomenon that ended years ago? trucker hats in the cartoons support this hypothesis

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

also: even if it were ironic--which, granted, a lot of it probably was--who's to say that an ironic disposition isn't an appropriate response to 21st century cultural malaise? seems it would be more effective to suggest something to be enthusiastic about rather than trying to guilt people out of their preferred method of coping with something they might find very depressing

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

is gawker ironic?

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

no

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

i feel bad for the "gag gift". i bought maria a shiny taylor swift shirt at the dollar store across the street for her birthday. it was meant to be kinda funny. but i was not sneering at taylor in any way. taylor has even been a recent visitor to our town cuzza her dating a kennedy. she ate at taylor's tavern! that was kind of ironic of her.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

if anyone can kill irony once and for all it's taylor swift

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

no

― iatee, Sunday, November 25, 2012 4:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/182cgfe0mche7gif/cmt-medium.gif (?)

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

seems like it operates w/ a similar type of irony as being described here, basically a self-aware gossip site

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

gawker is more moralistic and earnest than most of 'the internet'

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

gossip is ok. self-awareness is ok. any pretense that gossip is so much more than gossip can only rest on semitransparent rationalizations. the inability to see through one's own rationalizations kind of tarnishes one's reputation for self-awareness.

Aimless, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

i'm wearing smith & wesson boots right now that i bought at the ocean state job lot for 20 bucks. but nobody knows i'm being slightly ironic except me. they're kind if a cross between boots and high tops actually. waterproof too. i definitely like functional + funny. i had to have them. or the 20 year old inside me who used to buy uzi baseball caps at flea markets in the 80's needed them. i'm no saint!

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

xp iatee

i agree, but i don't think the rest of 'the internet' is really ironic or non-moralistic (see: image macros), more like dumb and/or crudely cynical

i think the tone of a lot of gawker pop culture stuff is def ironic. not necessarily a bad thing, but there's obviously some ironic distance implicitly understood by the reader between the writer & subject. often being, like, faux-shocked by some banal celebrity gossip; it's understood that you and the writer are both mocking the topic for a reason not earnestly spelled out

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

you can get almost as much pleasure out of those boots if you switch the mood they induce to one of childish fun. this avoids the need to pretend all your impulses are adult.

Aimless, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think most people in the real world are anything like they are on the internet so its hard to know what people are like or what they actually believe. if you are looking at the internet. the internet seems like fantasyworld to me. the real world is different. kinda. all the mock/ironic/outraged/dumb stances online kinda go away when you just talk to people. in realworld.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

word

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

people who do gawker probably don't care about most of that stuff in their lives. is what i'm trying to say.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

its all just a job. even for the fantasy messageboard dudes. well, time to get on the computer and be that guy again. whoever you are. whatever your persona is. its VR, man.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

it's true, for all we know those photos you post might not even be of your children

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

you may not even own a turntable

flopson, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

i work for amway. in iowa.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

scott seward, korean hipster grifter

the late great, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

I think writers for gawker can be ironic but gawker: the project just seems like general news aggregation w/ a certain tone. and is clearly run as a business w/ one pretty clear cut goal - the same one as any other media business. like you can sneer at the idea of celebrity gossip even while you're writing/reading it, but ultimately gawker is embracing and reporting on pop culture/media as much as anyone else. jay leno attempts to get lols at paris hilton gossip too.

xps

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

i just think exxxtreme self-awareness/self-consciousness is how people are now! or at least people who work in media or artists and writers. that's what people are like now. its not like a fad. been a thing since the birth of mad magazine anyway. and just got more intense with every passing year. i blame marshall mcluhan and alfred e. newman and andy warhol. the constant meta looking at each other by looking at ourselves by judging our reactions by other people's reactions is just normal. and "fitting in" is so static and people move so much and info overload and it can drive you crazy. OR you can buy a bieber t-shirt. and everything makes a little more sense. wow, that thai food i had was dynamite.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

yup people really overrate the 'hipster' side to this. when your mom is sharing meta gifs on fb it really has not a lot to do w/ what's happening w/ cool 23 y/os in williamsburg.

iatee, Sunday, 25 November 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

i'll be honest i like hip people now more than hip people of the past. they're wary - like any good hepcat - but they can be more open. hip people of the past were more stubborn about things and would write a lot of stuff off. i ONLY watch french movies and i'm a communist and that's it. now people flit from one thing to another but they have more info about cool stuff than anyone has ever had and they get exposed to more. they may look ridiculous at times but i think they're smart not to commit to one doctrine.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

OTM. Most people are way too quick to assume that their fashion, perspectives, modes of engaging etc are less socially mediated than (insert x subgroup). Probably the thing with 'hipsters' is geographic density and specificity: in Melbourne say it's associated with about four conjacent suburbs. This makes the (mise en) scene appear more concrete and more conformist than the trends followed by others.

Tim F, Sunday, 25 November 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

I was otming iatee but Scott's post is good too.

Tim F, Sunday, 25 November 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

Scott was on my doorstep trying to sell me the ability to sell products last week

mh, Monday, 26 November 2012 05:07 (thirteen years ago)

i just think exxxtreme self-awareness/self-consciousness is how people are now!

The more self aware you are the easier it is to analyze trends and avoid them to preserve your uniqueness! I agree this is what people do today. That's why books like Stuff White People Like are so popular.

Evan, Monday, 26 November 2012 05:26 (thirteen years ago)

Latent sociologist in me somehow wants to see if the graphs of "social awareness" and "social media" align. Mainly just want to know if Instagram is a cause or an effect.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 26 November 2012 10:36 (thirteen years ago)

oh man that gawker thanksgiving thing is so funny:

http://gawker.com/5962738/you-are-probably-going-to-enjoy-yourself-this-thanksgiving-so-shut-up

"In fact, the hysteria over the day fuels so much of a nightmarish imaginary culture-clash that it's easy to get the sense that every American is a vegan lesbian atheist socialist New Yorker* dating a black woman and forced to go home to Hattiesburg, Mississippi to be put into a Pray The Gay Away deprogramming camp where they shoot lambs to bathe in their blood, then get sodomized by the local GOP County Chairman and Imperial Kleagle of the local Klavern, then finally sit down to a dinner of turkey stuffed with every possible SEC animal mascot and basted with whatever beer is advertised on Ricky Stenhouse's #17 car. ("Sorry, y'all, this year it's Budweiser Clamato. Go figgur.")"

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

i never read gawker is it funny like that often? cuz that's my kinda funny.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

gawker is hilarious

flopson, Monday, 26 November 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

there are like four funny writers and then some second-stringers. the four funny writers are very funny.

s.clover, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

curious who your 1st and 2nd strings are

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

being called "hipster" as a sign you've made it

mh, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

"Chances are, you are going to spend one night or most of the weekend with the sorts of aunts and older cousins who smiled politely as you farted up an earlier teenage holiday by buttonholing them and explaining that Speakerboxxx/The Love Below was REAL jazz and would usher in a new and more dynamic era of rap/jazz that made their copy of Kind of Blue look so fucking played"

Ha ha

Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

thanks, atlantic

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/culture_test/incroyables%20vs%20kreayshawn%20irony%20615.png

goole, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh man fantastic photo editing

max, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

lil late to the discussion of that nytimes irony piece but this is excellent http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/irony-is-wonderful-terrific-fantastic#more-149401

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

i love maria bustillos man

max, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

this is the first id heard of her but i immediately followed her on twitter, the greatest honor one can bestow upon a writer in our ironic era

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

she did that piece on DFW right?

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

this piece has a lot of dfw in it too, and its not all positive ladies and gentleman, you should really read it its v good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

excellent point made within, irony is not the opposite of sincerity, and in fact can be employed in the pursuit of sincerity

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

yes a point memorably made by umberto eco in his postscript to the name of the rose too

max, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks. That was refreshing. I'm going to have to read more MB.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

noted hipster, umberto eco

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

he has the glasses

before and after broscience (goole), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.denistouret.fr/textes/eco_umberto.jpg

dov charney over here

before and after broscience (goole), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

that is a great article and reflects many of my feelings

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

btw I think exhibit #1 for why sincerity as overarching outlook to world is nagl is BIG PERP

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

lol, I just put down that DFW essay on TV last week halfway through reading, it was getting painful

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

Won't somebody think of the white men?

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/17/guns-and-the-decline-of-the-young-man/

ledge, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 10:10 (thirteen years ago)

the fuck is that supposed to do with hipsters

how can you masturbate in front of a baby with nuclear arms (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 10:15 (thirteen years ago)

rolling christy wampole thread

ledge, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 10:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LrdLC5OXyGg/TeKhp0mTcnI/AAAAAAAAAug/J1R5-6i7ENM/s1600/Whiteman.jpg

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 10:35 (thirteen years ago)

dol't understand why i opened this thread for that.

how's life, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 10:41 (thirteen years ago)

cant wait to read charles murray's piece on hipster authenticity

f (Lamp), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

The Stone is a forum for contemporary philosophers on issues both timely and timeless.

buzza, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

In the Western imagination, the valiance of symbolically charged figures like Homer’s Ulysses or the Knights of the Round Table remained unquestioned since their conception.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

If the soldier has largely been replaced by the video game character and the drone, if the mothers have proven that they can raise the children alone, if the corporations are less able or willing to guarantee the possibility of upward mobility and some level of respect that comes with title, if someone else can bring home the bacon, what is left for young men?

All this, and they still are not allowed to cry.

iatee, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

If you can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two impostors just the same

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

She's certainly more dedicated than your average concern troll

badg, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

finally someone who Gets how hard it is to be a young white guy

max, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A-t5J9SCQAEGidf.png:large

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Saturday, 22 December 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

Looks like Sufjan in the middle there.

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Saturday, 22 December 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I guess this fits in here...I wrote an article for VICE having a pop at Alt-lit...shit's blowing up:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/alt-lit-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-literature

thoughts on alt-lit?

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

ha funny to have an article posted to this thread by the author

a guy on my fb writes alt lit and he's super self-depricating about it, always posts things like "wrote this poem going to kill myself now kthxbye." any time i've read his stuff it's been pretty terrible but idk seems like there's a pretty limited audience for this?

flopson, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

personally, i prefer the kenneth goldsmith/uncreative writing school of internet-informed poetry. it "speaks to me", as it were, because i'm a programmer and many of the methods used reflect the creative methods i use in programming. i dabbled in some of it after learning about OULIPO in an intro college course and was kinda stoked to find out years later that there were actually people doing this with much better results.

alt-lit on the other hand doesnt really do it for me, but i can definitely see why it appeals to the younger internet crowd. i think a better way to describe it would be tumblr poetry because its aesthetics are essentially that of tumblr posts and memes.

big fat dictionary (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

funny side note: i created a "fake" tumblr just to follow some blogs and i posted a "poem" which was just text jacked from a linux help file and it got liked by the one and only steve roggenbuck and he started following me lol!

big fat dictionary (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

can't believe we're approaching 10 years of this magnificent, timeless thread.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

i'm sure there's a great overlap, but are what these people doing really hipstery? it seems like it's missing a "colonizing and appropriating the other" element to be a hipster thing, unless all these guys writing it are actually 50 year old hedge fund managers.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

so there's now a facebook group dedicated to me: http://www.facebook.com/ThankYouJoshBaines

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

that article makes it sound like image macros really annoy you
like alt lit is this flimsy thing you can take or leave, "really" but image macros ~shudder~, ~cringe~

i joined the facebook group ironically

this is one of my favorite ilx threads

sarahell, Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:24 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bsND7aibvOQ#!

nostormo, Sunday, 10 February 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)

that was very well done and not funny at all

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Sunday, 10 February 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

seemed like an awful lot of effort to do... whatever it's doing.

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 10 February 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)

http://hipsteripsum.me/

sarahell, Sunday, 10 February 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

miss u burt_stanton

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 10 February 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

that was very well done and not funny at all

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:54 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nailed it

Guccifer 2 Time (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 February 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

almost nailed it: it's also too long

nostormo, Sunday, 10 February 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

http://raniakhalek.com/2013/02/17/the-best-take-down-of-hipster-racism-you-will-ever-see/

Cunga, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 07:50 (twelve years ago)

knowing my luck this was the video posted last week upthread that's currently down.

Cunga, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 07:53 (twelve years ago)

have we figured out who "hipsters" are yet

:C (crüt), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)

they apparently like Tribe Called Quest

sarahell, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)

Have an acquaintance who during one 10-minute walk from off license to my flat simultaneously

- offhand dismissed several bands/artists/music things I was trying to spread enthusiasm for, in each case because they could name someone or something that had 'done it before'
- slagged off 'hipsters' using (as everyone seems who uses the term seems to) an entirely unique and personalised definition of the word
– slagged off a 'fashionable' person they knew somehow for wearing a certain combination of clothes (which had become fashionable) without knowing its original connotation

which cluster of things seems like it might be vaguely relevant to this thread.

Anyway, as far as cardamon can see from his little pod, it looks like some people are just good at being 'cool' - that is, good looking, but in some sort of distinctive way, but without going so far off the radar they look 'weird'.

Then other people overanalyse these people, and ascribe motives to them, together with neuroses about being cutting edge and a pedantry that they don't have. It is exceptionally rare that I meet someone 'cool' in the above sense who displays any sort of 'I knew about this when it first came out' attitude. In fact it would be really weird if those two things coexisted in the same person because they seem like anathema

cardamon, Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:55 (twelve years ago)

ON the other hand it is not at all rare for me to meet people who like to talk about how terrible 'hipsters' are and go into depth trying to define them

cardamon, Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:57 (twelve years ago)

the person you were talking to sounds like an elitist hipster

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 21 February 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

i think i just want to avoid judgmental people in my life, no matter if they're being judgmental about hipsters, or gays, or ethnic minorities or w/e. anyone who feels the need to complain without reason or vilify or antagonize... fuck 'em.

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:22 (twelve years ago)

i generally find exclusionary scenes pretty depressing but also i like to assume the best in people until they prove otherwise. except for neo-nazis! fool me once, etc

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)

that last video has me confused & ashamed. but probably not in the intended way.

fiscal cliff racer (bernard snowy), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)

I thought I was in the clear because I don't actually have black friends (via rejecting human companionship entirely), but now I'm worried that my haircut & smell might be bothering some of my community college classmates, in which case I apologize

fiscal cliff racer (bernard snowy), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:35 (twelve years ago)

it is kind of frightening to be a member of the 'hipster' caste (I'm not actually technically a hipster, but I look similar enough that only another hipster would know this) and realize that there are people for whom my mere appearance reflexively provokes hatred

fiscal cliff racer (bernard snowy), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:37 (twelve years ago)

as for 'treating animals better than humans' or w/e—yeah that's definitely some shit I've observed people doing, I can see how it's kinda problematic but I just tend to assume that those folks are autistic

fiscal cliff racer (bernard snowy), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:40 (twelve years ago)

... fuck, this is one of those things that's gonna keep bothering me until I blog a thinkpiece about it, isn't it?

fiscal cliff racer (bernard snowy), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:41 (twelve years ago)

I treat animals better than humans. Because they are better than humans, most of the time.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 21 February 2013 14:05 (twelve years ago)

you shouldn't bug out about possibly being a hipster because "hipster" is essentially just code for "this kind of person whom I find really annoying" sometimes mixed in with vaguely defined ideas of privilege & cultural tourism

I'm on Picasso's side here. (crüt), Thursday, 21 February 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

i think i just want to avoid judgmental people in my life, no matter if they're being judgmental about hipsters, or gays, or ethnic minorities or w/e. anyone who feels the need to complain without reason or vilify or antagonize... fuck 'em.

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 9:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno people who rant about how they hate hipsters can be boorish and annoying, but i really can't equate that with if they ranted about how they hate gay people or people of a certain race

D4y0 (some dude), Friday, 22 February 2013 02:57 (twelve years ago)

Hipsters are a tricky class, like "intellectuals" it's almost always used to describe others and there's a connotation of phoniness i.e. a hipster thinks he's cool and has good taste (but you think he's a poseur). Likewise, intellectual is often code for calling someone a pseudointellectual. A hipster is pseudohip.

Cunga, Friday, 22 February 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)

Hope you're all enjoying my amazon kindle prose.

Cunga, Friday, 22 February 2013 03:34 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Hipsters returning clothes to Urban Outfitters in droves

is the actual headline of that article

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 March 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)

It's kind of a shame. If we could only get a lot people to wear the batshit crazy clothes highlighted in this thread, the world would be a much more entertaining place.

Moodles, Monday, 18 March 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

otm

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 March 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

Real hipsters are okay. However, these wannabe hipster fuckwits on Twitter who listen to Arctic Monkeys and You Me At Six and think they're anti-mainstream annoy me.

Slash N Burn, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

:)

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 18 March 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

nice first post SNB

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 March 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

Or what about these morons who think they're mods because they've been listening to Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, The Stone Roses and Jake Bugg for about six months? Really gets my goat.

Slash N Burn, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

Really gets my goat.

c'mon nobody uses this kind of phrase unless theyre a sock. try harder

乒乓, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

Really gets my goat

morelike try HERDER

brownie, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

<I>c'mon nobody uses this kind of phrase unless theyre a sock. try harder</I>

Or if they're British, like me. Anyone on for some soccer and tea?

Slash N Burn, Monday, 18 March 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

c'mon nobody uses this kind of phrase unless theyre a sock. try harder

HTML fail sorted.

Slash N Burn, Monday, 18 March 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

blimey

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 March 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)

try harder

― 乒乓, Monday, March 18, 2013 2:40 PM (43 minutes ago)

In the hipster thread?

Evan, Monday, 18 March 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

There was a 2013 Farmer's Almanac at my brother's house yesterday and it said something like "2013: Noise is Now" "People are listening to the hiss found on old cassette tapes".

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 March 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

"who think they're mods"

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 March 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

Or what about these morons who think they're mods because they've been listening to Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, The Stone Roses and Jake Bugg for about six months?

new board title for MRF

diamonddave85, Monday, 18 March 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

^

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 March 2013 21:17 (twelve years ago)

"If Urban does a better job of making its trendy items more appealing to a broader set of consumers, its hipster customers are less likely to suffer from buyer's regret.
Now Watch: How To Get More Food At Chipotle For The Same Price"

poignant

maura, Monday, 18 March 2013 23:06 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Grauniad makes valiant attempt to get people to read about boxing

not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/02/fashion/williamsburg.html?src=me&ref=general&_r=0

This article has been revised to reflect the following correction:

Correction: May 2, 2013

An earlier version of this article referred incorrectly to the products sold at By Brooklyn. The store does not sell dandelion and burdock soda, lovage soda syrup, and Early Bird granola “gathered in Brooklyn.”

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

AndrewFlyover countryNYT PickFlag
..I can't be the only one who's fed-up with "hipster" as pejorative for the millennial generation's more affected and nostalgic tastes and styles.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

which one of you is that

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

ha

in retrospect my OP is so quaint. this was a time before there were 20 think pieces on "hipsters" every 2 hours

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

20 think pieces every 2 hours, but maybe someone has finally written the right one:

http://jacobinmag.com/2013/05/the-fucking-hipster-show/

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

We should retire “hipster “as a term without referent or political salience. Its zombie-like persistence in anti-hipster discourse must be recognized for what it is: an urbane, and socially acceptable, form of ideologically inflected shaming on the part of American elites who must delegitimize those segments of a largely white, college educated population who didn’t do the “acceptable thing.”

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)

eh that thinkpiece is pretty nonsensical

iatee, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

is hipster a euphemism for gentrifier or are hipsters underemployed marxists in brooklyn who will rise up against manhattan

iatee, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

also aren't we at the phase in the process where only people in montana care about the word hipster anymore

iatee, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

or 40 y/o nyt writers

iatee, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

Is there something oddly regional to Montana re: hipsters like black metal is to Florida (which still boggles me)?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)

the essay doesn't present a completely cohesive argument but it's not nonsensical

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

also aren't we at the phase in the process where only people in montana care about the word hipster anymore

― iatee, Thursday, May 9, 2013 1:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is repeatedly proven not to be the case

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

And I think the quote Elmo pulled is OTM. There seems to be a latent conformism beneath a lot of the attacks on hipsters. It's a smarter, more self-aware (yet in some ways less self-aware) conformism that knows better than to come off as being like those fuddy duddies in the 60s who didn't "get" the counterculture. The anti-hipster attitude "gets" counterculture but just thinks it's lame, in a totally knowing way of course. Professionals can wear jeans to work now so what do all these buffoons think they're opposing?

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

Their alternative lifestyles are silly but it couldn't possibly be that we find them threatening because we're so beyond that and open minded now.

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

otm

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

similar to disparagement of "latte-sipping liberals"

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/g74qpJb.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/jS8yrLR.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/l8gCfXO.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/OcEghSv.jpg(´・ェ・`)http://i.imgur.com/qCMkg7d.jpg

could this thread BE any better?

http://i.imgur.com/mndQp92.jpg

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:51 (twelve years ago)

And I think the quote Elmo pulled is OTM. There seems to be a latent conformism beneath a lot of the attacks on hipsters. It's a smarter, more self-aware (yet in some ways less self-aware) conformism that knows better than to come off as being like those fuddy duddies in the 60s who didn't "get" the counterculture. The anti-hipster attitude "gets" counterculture but just thinks it's lame, in a totally knowing way of course. Professionals can wear jeans to work now so what do all these buffoons think they're opposing?

hipsterism isn't really a coherent counterculture, its an adjective that means a lot of different things to different people and in different contexts but certainly doesn't express one coherent counterculture value system or whatever. it mostly just means 'wears framed glasses' at this point.

iatee, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

hipsterism isn't really a coherent counterculture

I didn't say it was, I am talking about the attitude of people who use the term "as a pejorative"

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)

lots of poor unemployed marxists in brooklyn use it 'as a pejorative'

iatee, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

yet they are the ones who will be leading the hipster marxist revolution

iatee, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

I maintain that those people are the worst hipsters of all [via their "poor brainwashed hipster sheep, can't u SEE that the music u like is TRENDY GARBAGE" attitude]

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)

off-topic but in the spirit of this thread: yesterday I got a series of distraught text messages from my little sister, who was just hired by her college radio station (WKNC, if any of y'all know it)

I'm way outta my league these guys hate on things I haven't even heard of for being too mainstream :( :( :(

I need hipster 101

I don't dress weird enough

I don't have enough tattoos or piercings

WAHHHHHH


to which I replied
... really? u never heard of Vampire Weekend???

Hipster 101 = see a scarf you like in an old movie & replicate or buy it on etsy

Hipster 102 = find another movie that the same scarf was in. That one sucks, though, and if anyone thinks it inspired you, laff in their face

Hipster 203 = while no one's looking, secretly change which of the 2 movies you hate

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

Does she have a shtick? she could be a college radio dj and not know anything about recent bands if she is the person who only listens to the canon pre-1995. I have a friend who seems to be that way, although it's kind of weird because he began college ~2000.

mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:16 (twelve years ago)

I don't think she has a shtick (that I'm aware of) but she has good (broad) taste and seems pretty knowledgeable about local music (basically any local band I've heard of that isn't some sort of one-off novelty act composed entirely of my friends, she's already seen and judged)

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

oh, she can be local band dj, who plays local bands and actually knows people

mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

sounds hipster enough

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:27 (twelve years ago)

b-but is it even possible to be a tireless booster of your local scene AND a snarky jaded hipster?
I fear for the day when she has to choose...

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)

yeah, she just has to be all like "oh, I haven't heard of them, are they from around here?" and roll her eyes if someone mentions how a band has been covered in the press or played some festival.

mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

it's like being a snooty locavore of bands

mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

b-but is it even possible to be a tireless booster of your local scene AND a snarky jaded hipster?

TOTALLY. I used to hear/say "I hate this effing city" quite a bit when I was a 20-something scenester, which was also the period of my life when I was most focused on going out all the time. There's all this drama that you love to complain about. There's also the thought that "I am better than this city cos in my mind I already live in NYC/Portland/Brazil/etc." I think the self-hatred thing is kind of compounded the more you are involved in the local scene.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

Forget the local scene, get on the tattoo and piercing game.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

Yes it's so great to finally live in an era where tattoos are considered cool.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

nah they're about as cool as owning t-shirts, everyone owns a t-shirt

mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

Do women often come up to you and say "Wow where'd you get that t-shirt?"

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

yes

wk, Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

then I direct them to the affliction website

wk, Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:51 (twelve years ago)

The anti-hipster attitude "gets" counterculture but just thinks it's lame, in a totally knowing way of course

This pretty much sums up my view of hipsters, yes.

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:56 (twelve years ago)

about as often as people mention tattoos in the places I go, which are full of tattooed people

mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

well, I don't wear that many t-shirts these days, but back in the day

also the answer was lol threadless half the time, oh you mid 2000s

mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

The anti-hipster attitude "gets" counterculture but just thinks it's lame, in a totally knowing way of course

Oddly enough, hipsters lovingly embrace counterculture.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:06 (twelve years ago)

I don't really understand what counts as "counterculture" these days.

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

That depends what you mean by counterculture

mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

and what it would be an ostensible "counter" to

xp

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

Something marketed outside the white male hetero demographic?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

so 50 Shades of Grey then

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)

Tyler Perry

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)

Oprah

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)

Pocky for Girls

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)

Ten years ago my crust punk friend got a tattoo of Oprah on her belly.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

haha that jacobin article, unsurprisingly, again protests too much.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

it reminds me exactly of the argument they had with the baffler all anxious b/c it said something about grad students and theory.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)

its a pretty spectacular historical naiveté w/r/t the notion that the sort of things playing out might be related to experiences from the past in useful ways.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

I wish that article was about a real resistance movement and its mediatic portrayal, instead of the usual 'aw man stop talking about the hipsters' which is really the snake biting its own tail afaic.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 11 May 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)

i think they are right that "hipsters" are a smokescreen that people use in order to avoid talking about actual economic and cultural realities relating to the increasing stratification of wealth in america.

use the word "thing" to make your writing sound more conversational (Treeship), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:38 (twelve years ago)

you should keep thinking

Lamp, Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:39 (twelve years ago)

i talked to a hipster at the record store yesterday. he had a striped shirt (like a frenchman!) and told me the new kurt vile record is good.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

i think hipsters are just basically french

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

all hipsters aren't french but all french people are hipsters iirc

Treeship, Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)

http://www.parisbao.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/handsome-french-man.jpg

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:32 (twelve years ago)

i think they are right that "hipsters" are a smokescreen that people use in order to avoid talking about actual economic and cultural realities relating to the increasing stratification of wealth in america.

― use the word "thing" to make your writing sound more conversational (Treeship), Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah and also I think they are correct that at least when the professional class talks about hipsters they are masking anxiety about people living their lives in a different way. Obviously this is only one of many groups of people who uses the word "hipster" in many different ways, but I think the article is right on that point.

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:40 (twelve years ago)

a shocking number of people who can afford 2k a month brooklyn apartments and cool glasses are actually in the professional class

iatee, Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

okay, when squares sneer at hipsters, they're expressing anxiety about difference

when hipsters sneer at hipsters, they're just being hipsters

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)

expressing anxiety about sameness, w/e

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)

they put salmon in the fish tacos, hank! SAL-MON!

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

xp aren't we back to sneering at gentrifying yuppies again? i feel like sneering at hipsters is more a thing to do during an economic downturn

You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Sunday, 12 May 2013 03:23 (twelve years ago)

but... the gentrifying yuppies are hipsters this time around.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 12 May 2013 05:41 (twelve years ago)

anti-hipsters = yuppies = hipsters = anti-hipsters

Treeship, Sunday, 12 May 2013 06:03 (twelve years ago)

xposts I asked a french guy why was it that I didn't see any hipsters in Paris and he replied that they don't have hipsters, they have bobos (bourgeois boheme) and that *they existed since way longer*.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 11:58 (twelve years ago)

my username is an anagram for Hipsteer

human after y'all (Treeship), Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:25 (twelve years ago)

i mean its not anxiety abou difference. its projection and jealousy and desire. i mean when i see a couple of kids and guess he's fucking her and she's taking pills or wearing a diaphragm, i know this is paradise. everyone old has dreamed all their lives -- bonds and gestures pushed to one side like an outdated combine harvester, and everyone young going down the long slide.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

is nonreproductive sexual intercourse a hipster class trait

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:12 (twelve years ago)

is youth/being a 'kid' a hipster class trait

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

can u have a family and still be a hipster

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)

what if it's an "ironic family"

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

what if you "suck" as a parent but do so "on purpose"

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

that's exactly how I got my hipster cred, my son is so proud

Moodles, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

Totally against the idea that "hipsters articles" are a smokescreen in order to avoid talking about economic problems. Heck it feels 80% of media only talks about how terrible the economy is everywhere and those "hipsters articles" is the stuff only NYT, the New Yorker and N+1 care about. If one is interrested in the economy he will be able to find his way quite easily without having to naviguate the treacherous sea of anti-hipsterism.

tbs, I agree with Hurting that a lot of anti-hipsterism is anxiety. Most of anti-something is anxiety.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)

I was about about to read Krugman's book and aww crap it was only N+1's article about Pitchfork, shoulda known better!

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

lol

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)

I asked a french guy why was it that I didn't see any hipsters in Paris and he replied that they don't have hipsters, they have bobos (bourgeois boheme)

The French read David Brooks?

i, norbit (jaymc), Sunday, 12 May 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)

yeah. they just call him "le grand philosophe" over there.

Treeship, Sunday, 12 May 2013 16:57 (twelve years ago)

it's been said a million times but the anti-hipster thing surely falls under the scrutiny of "taste" identified by Bourdieu et al. Anti-hipsterism is probably explained best by the same thing that explains hipsterism. Maybe it's all accelerated by an absence of agreed upon standards and traditions of taste, which only makes the need for careful discrimination that much more important. but you can accept a standard or reject it now and defend your "taste" in either case.

ryan, Sunday, 12 May 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

Dans les pays anglo-saxons, le terme d'« Hipster » est plus couramment utilisé pour désigner les codes culturels volontairement éclectiques et superficiels (mêlant des éléments de culture de masse à des éléments de contre-culture ainsi plus ou moins dépolitisés) de cette catégorie sociale plutôt issue des couches supérieures des classes moyennes. Il existe également de nombreuses variantes relativement proches : champagne socialist, neiman marxist, limousine liberal, DINKS (Double Income, No KidS, "Deux revenus et pas d'enfants".)

Euler, Sunday, 12 May 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

wuzzat, french wiki? and where are they getting the "radical leftist" part of their caricature?

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

(cf. http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2010/september/9.24.html )

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

had somehow never heard "neiman marxist"

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

limousine liberal?

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)

neiman marxist is so much better than limousine liberal. i object to the phrase anyway, on the ground that it is impossible to live outside the capitalist system so all of its critics will be stained, somehow, by hypocrisy. it's just too easy an attack to lob at someone.

Treeship, Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:59 (twelve years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/13/us-public-policy-polling-hipster

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDs_yL2yj9g

shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)

Demythologizing Consumption Practices: How Consumers Protect Their Field-Dependent Identity Investments from Devaluing Marketplace Myths
http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/656389
suggested by (lel,) le reddit
http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeIAmA/comments/1f2rbo/explain_hipters_to_me_like_im_a_hipster_and_youre/ca692vy

Sébastien, Monday, 27 May 2013 02:37 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

was this a real story? the hobo hipster fashion line? its from last year. i can't tell if its a real thing or not.

http://bushwickdaily.com/2012/11/bushwick-inspires-mens-fashion-line-its-about-time/

scott seward, Thursday, 4 July 2013 04:42 (twelve years ago)

sorry if this was already covered...

scott seward, Thursday, 4 July 2013 04:42 (twelve years ago)

Hipster chicken crisis

http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/22777081/backyard-chickens-dumped-at-shelters-when-hipsters-cant-cope-critics-say#.Udq-kM2cHe8.twitter

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 8 July 2013 13:30 (twelve years ago)

I like this line

"People don't know what they're doing," Britton Clouse said. "And you've got this whole culture of people who don't know what the hell they're doing teaching every other idiot out there."

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 July 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

So these people are basically accessorizing with or getting caught up in the fantasy of the self-image they'd like to project but when it comes down to dedicating themselves this deeply they chicken out. Probably happens often but the pun is the only unique element of this specific case, huh.

Evan, Monday, 8 July 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

god, "humane farming" is a bullshit fantasy

TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)

"One of our hens grew up into a rooster and our neighbors are starting to complain. Do you know someone who might take him?"

I mean come on

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

I'll miss you, Henry...

Evan, Monday, 8 July 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/4/28/1272450741733/Roast-chicken-006.jpg
Standard practice for egg-spent chickens.

Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)

"It's the stupid foodies," said Britton Clouse, 60, who admits she speaks frankly. "We're just sick to death of it."

how's life, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 10:02 (twelve years ago)

sorry but i think that britton clouse person kind of sounds like an idiot

marcos, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)

also see shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

marcos, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

She sounds awesome:

"People don't know what they're doing," Britton Clouse said. "And you've got this whole culture of people who don't know what the hell they're doing teaching every other idiot out there."

copter (waterface), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)

Is it just me that was thrown off by ",critics say" rounding off the headline?

Studied keyboard mash (tsrobodo), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)

i don't know, i don't live in NYC but most of the people i know who raise chickens aren't hipsters and know pretty well what they're doing

marcos, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 14:28 (twelve years ago)

Obviously the woman who runs a chicken shelter in Minnesota disagrees with you.

copter (waterface), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 14:32 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

Got an e-mail today from "VSCO x Levi's commuter" - VSCO is a company that puts out Lightroom/Photoshop filters that mimic film. It can get Instagrammy but some are okay.

"We are proud to team up with Levi’s® #commuter and a group of amazing photographers to capture what it means to “Go to Work” in Portland, San Francisco, Denver, Austin, Minneapolis and Brooklyn.

Now, we want to see what “Go to Work” means to you, in your city."

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:17 (twelve years ago)

spam as pejorative

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/08/nyregion/manson-whitlock-typewriter-repairman-dies-at-96.html?hpw

can't even make it through this awesome obituary without hipster intruision

j., Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/15/opinion/sunday/caught-in-the-hipster-trap.html?_r=1&

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

the word "hipster" appears exactly 30 times in that article

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

ts: who spends more time worrying about the other's style, hipsters or norms

Z S, Monday, 16 September 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)

same old story from the nyt but i did kind of appreciate this one line:

Has there ever been a subculture this broadly defined?

b/c it does somehow seem like "hipster" is taken to just mean youngish urban resident with some creative interests who likes books, music, film, etc

marcos, Monday, 16 September 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

"hipster" is as vague as "indie" and they generally come as a set.

Evan, Monday, 16 September 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/i-was-a-hated-hipster-meme-and-then-it-got-worse

I posted this in the Ridicule thread, as well: Ridicule

It crosses over from ridicule to 'hipsterism'.

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:01 (twelve years ago)

stuffisthings (#1,352)
Here's a fun thought exercise: try imagining someone who lives in New York but is definitely NOT a hipster. What do they look like? What do they wear? What kind of music do they listen to? What do they do with their day?
Posted on September 18, 2013 at 5:16 pm

stuffisthings (#1,352)
OK, did you do it? Maybe you imagined an immigrant taxi driver or a black single mother in the Bronx or a Staten Island garbage man.

Now: imagine that person complaining about "hipsters" on an Internet forum.
Posted on September 18, 2013 at 5:24 pm

Dan I., Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/savage-love-noisy-neighbors-nosy-questions/Content?oid=10977980

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 19 September 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

lol reminds me of when an ex-girlfriend lived in a house with an annoying hipster dude

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

that is, her housemate was dating an annoying hipster dude

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

are we doing this one in another thread already?

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20131013_Phila__should_be_grateful_to_its_hipsters.html

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

Nate House is the author of the novel "Float" (Route 47 Publishing)

E-mail Nate House at nhouse✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧.

乒乓, Sunday, 13 October 2013 21:49 (twelve years ago)

hipsters are just young republicans?

http://www.ryot.org/5-ways-republicans-different-hipsters/419053

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 14 October 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

hardly a new viewpoint, the Vice axis, while it's tilted back toward the middle since the McInnes years, was hardly a stranger to conservatism

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Monday, 14 October 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)

i like the handy 5-point summary though

Crapping on Everything Without Offering an Alternative
Retro-Obsessed
Irony
The Phony Everyman
Self-Denial

also, "trust-fundamentalist"

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 14 October 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)

Because everyone knows a hipster when they see one — unless it’s them. And in today’s republican party, everyone can identify a wackadoo, right-wing asshat except when they’re it.

This is inane.

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 08:18 (twelve years ago)

equality ain't just a river in egypt

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 October 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)

Inane doesn't mean your swimming near first world war battlefields.

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

hipsters are just young republicans?

http://www.ryot.org/5-ways-republicans-different-hipsters/419053

― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, October 14, 2013 1:55 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did anyone not know this

sleepingbag, Friday, 18 October 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

i didn't. i don't really know many young republicans

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

lol ok my bad i don't know why i have to phrase everything i post like an asshole lately. but yeah, hipsters are a maybe not 'republicans' but certainly exhibit a weird type of conservative thinking that i'm sure will lead to some odd political positioning in some of these young ppl's future

sleepingbag, Friday, 18 October 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)

yes this clear-cut, easily definable group of people that has come to be known as "hipsters" clearly "exhibit" an identifiable "type" of "thinking" as a group. Thank you for your insightful post.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

maybe the whole crew doesn't but the trust-fundamentalist subset clearly exhibit a type of "reflexive dismissive" "sarcasm"

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 October 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)

Really stupid article. Hurting otm.

Treeship, Friday, 18 October 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

most people attacking "trust fund" types couldn't provide a working definition of what a trust fund is anyway, it just means "ppl I don't like & totally consider myself different from"

― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, May 26, 2010 11:11 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fresh (crüt), Friday, 18 October 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)

hipsters getting touchy itt

sleepingbag, Friday, 18 October 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

"trust-fundamentalist" doesn't make any sense.

Treeship, Friday, 18 October 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)

lol ok my bad i don't know why i have to phrase everything i post like an asshole lately. but yeah, hipsters are a maybe not 'republicans' but certainly exhibit a weird type of conservative thinking that i'm sure will lead to some odd political positioning in some of these young ppl's future

― sleepingbag, Friday, October 18, 2013 12:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf are you talking about

marcos, Friday, 18 October 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

knowing what a trust fund is counterrevolutionary

flopson, Friday, 18 October 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

hardly a new viewpoint, the Vice axis, while it's tilted back toward the middle since the McInnes years, was hardly a stranger to conservatism

― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Monday, October 14, 2013 4:18 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(xp)

flopson, Friday, 18 October 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

I am in awe of how well they've jettisoned that guy in the last couple years

mh, Friday, 18 October 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

trust-fundamentalism makes sense if you've met hipsters from wealthy backgrounds who are culturally progressive but having never really worked real jobs have some quaint notions of what life is like for people who don't come from wealthy backgrounds. think of a poet whose heart bleeds for poor people in africa but gets pissed at how rude the waitstaff is at the campus coffee shop

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 October 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

indeed, think of that poet

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 October 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

he's just a Skynyrd fan

fresh (crüt), Friday, 18 October 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

southern poet man don't need rude waitstaff or poor africans around anyhow

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 October 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

Ok I can't think of it, I give up. Is it James Dickey?

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 October 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

dickey's dad had lawyer money when james was growing up but not fuck you money

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 October 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

I had a bf with a trust fund once! His trust fund consisted of $25,000 to pay for college tuition once he turned 21 (which paid for one year of tuition at the time), and another $25,000 once he turned 25. This trust fund obviously meant that he did not have to work an honest day in his life.

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)

that's not the kind of trust fund that minimally furnished social media tech start-ups / recording studios are made of, for sure, but it sure beats nothing

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)

"Trust fund" is just a legal designation -- it doesn't really speak to the amount of money involved. It's just used as shorthand here, obviously.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)

And being "retro-obsessed" isn't true of all hipsters. The concept of "slumming" is -- that part of the comparison is one I'd agree with.

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:32 (twelve years ago)

I had a bf with a trust fund once! His trust fund consisted of $25,000 to pay for college tuition once he turned 21 (which paid for one year of tuition at the time), and another $25,000 once he turned 25. This trust fund obviously meant that he did not have to work an honest day in his life.

― clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:37 (56 minutes ago)

http://funandgooddotcom1.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/article-2262100-16efd587000005dc-781_634x558.jpg?w=750 ?

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

different guy!

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

this one was a relatively distant relative of a founder of Polaroid

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

just imagine being someone who was more moved by the plight of children with kwashiokor than service sector employees in the wealthiest country in the world

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

$50k not bad! I feel like I should have gone to a school where it'd take $25k per year. I might write in complete sentences on ilx.

mh, Friday, 18 October 2013 23:39 (twelve years ago)

he writes steampunk erotica iirc

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)

better than arcade fire slashfic

Treeship, Saturday, 19 October 2013 00:22 (twelve years ago)

neither activity is a hipster thing to do

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Saturday, 19 October 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

darnit

Treeship, Saturday, 19 October 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

neither is publishing a book of vaguely-incisive statements underneath pictures of dogs, but it is closer

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Saturday, 19 October 2013 00:34 (twelve years ago)

have never knowingly known someone with a trust fund, is that a thing people know about

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Saturday, 19 October 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

trustfundamentalism is like opus dei. they don't talk about their membership to outsiders.

Treeship, Saturday, 19 October 2013 00:39 (twelve years ago)

not true -- they talk about it to their lawyers and accoutants

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Saturday, 19 October 2013 00:41 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

A facebook thread I got sucked into recently (excerpted)

[blah blah old leftist fb comments complaining about "hipsters" in "brooklyn"]
Hurting: I honestly don't understand who people are talking about when they say "hipsters" anymore.
JF: I was thinking the same thing. At least they should care about something that matters.
Hurting: No what I'm saying is that I just don't understand what supposedly defined group of people the word "hipsters" is used to refer to anymore. I just don't understand what it means at this point, it seems like a dead signifier.
JF: People who wear trucker hats ironically.
Hurting: Ashton Kutcher?
JF: Ha. Maybe. He's a hottie.
JF: I read an article where one signifier of hipster coolness was the I Love Bacon trucker hat. Isn't that sweet?

Am I talking to a bot?

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

"Their sole ambition consists of finding their way in the accepted canon, of saying the right thing. The outsider status of the initiates is an illusion and mere waiting-time. It would be giving them too much credit to call them renegades; they wear overlarge horn-rimmed glasses on their mediocre faces, solely to better pass themselves off as “brilliant” to themselves and to others in the general competition. They are already exactly like them. The subjective precondition of opposition, the non-normalized judgment, goes extinct, while its trappings continue to be carried out as a group ritual."

Merdeyeux, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

(or: "fuckin hipsters" - Theodor Adorno, 1951.)

Merdeyeux, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

that just sounds like a definition of "poseurs" to me, the "hangers on" in any arty or intellectual "scene" throughout history

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

Hurting you shouldn't clown Johnny Fever like that

mh, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

who would adorno be on ILX?

hstencil? adam in nyc?

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

are those dated references? i don't know who's around here any more.

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

I remember 'trucker hats ironically' from way, way back in my youth, a different era

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

And while that Adorno quote is wonderful I think it's way too easy to place people in the category he outlines there on the basis of their appearance or selected quotes, without really knowing anything about them

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

Which is an obvious point probably made better many times upthread, but that's why I keep away from 'hipster' as a pejorative anyhow.

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

have not seen a trucker hat on anyone ironically or unironically since 1992

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

poor ironic trucker hats have been taking a beating for a good fifteen years now.

(yeah adorno's a wee bit mean, though he's at least equally mean about everything and everyone. that bit, on "intellectuals", is section 132 here - http://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/adorno/1951/mm/ch03.htm. good fun. 'mediocre faces' is especially harsh - it's not bad enough that you're living the bad life, you're also ugly.)

Merdeyeux, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

adorno's meanness or rather his lack of generosity is one of the things that makes me struggle with taking him all that seriously as a cultural critic.

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

a lot of it is just that his own cultural horizons were fairly limited and he's writing about a lot of stuff w/o anything resembling intimate knowledge. but a lot of folks before me have pointed this out.

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

On the wall, deceptively original color prints of famous artists, such as Van Gogh’s Sunflowers or the Café at Arles, on the bookshelf derivative works on socialism and psychoanalysis and a little sex-research for the uninhibited with inhibitions. In addition, the Random House edition of Proust – Scott Moncrieff’s translation deserved a better fate – exclusivity at reduced prices, whose exterior alone, the compact-economic form of the omnibus, is a mockery of the author, whose every sentence knocks a received opinion out of action, while he now plays, as a prize-winning homosexual, the same role with youth as books on animals of the forest and the North Pole expedition in the German home.

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

sheesh, you can't win with this guy.

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

^ at least this sort of thing is just him doing a round the houses criticism of how broken capitalist society is as a whole, and, in this section, spending time on the case of young bohemian intellectuals

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

Maybe the outrage against hipsters is what we're left with when you subtract the broad scope and the marxism from Adorno

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

(I have genuinely never met anyone who had Proust and Kafka on their shelves purely for some malicious, showing-off purposes. I have met like, I don't know, a one-in-twenty person who would namecheck books as a way of showing off. And this is in cardamon's 'sophisticated social world' of literary evenings and book launches in a big city.)

(A lot of anti-'hipster' people seem to think this is the only reason one might have P or K on a bookshelf, or even have a bookshelf at all, but I think today's real tools of showing off and fakery are quite different – doesn't it have more to do with your physical posture, how you speak, whether you really listen to others, etc?)

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

today a basketball hit me in the face and knocked my horn rimmed glasses off my mediocre face, smashing them.

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

I was just mentioning to a friend that I remember seeing a sticker that said "Foam Free in '03" with a line through a trucker hat. So definitely even the backlash is at least ten years old.

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

hipsters dont exist anymore

neither does adorno

think about it

Lamp, Friday, 24 January 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

Adorno kind of sounds like the typical guy-who-knows-how-much-more-brilliant-he-is-than-all-these-tools. He may have happened to be right, in his case.

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

With the internet, we all have a chance to show that we know more than each other.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

it seems shitty that adorno thinks he can size people up based on their appearances and what books are on their shelves. isn't this what capitalism does? shouldn't marxism view individuals more holistically, and not as alienated embodiments of certain social types/marketing demographics? or is the point of adorno that under capitalism people simply *are* these stupid roles they fall into, voluntarily or not? what's that he said: "wrong life cannot be lived rightly."

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

The thing is, Adorno was always right, but it didn't make him any less of a dick

Evil Juice Box Man (Moodles), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

treezy

"Their sole ambition consists of finding their way in the accepted canon, of saying the right thing. The outsider status of the initiates is an illusion and mere waiting-time. It would be giving them too much credit to call them renegades; they wear overlarge horn-rimmed glasses on their mediocre faces, solely to better pass themselves off as “brilliant” to themselves and to others in the general competition. They are already exactly like them. The subjective precondition of opposition, the non-normalized judgment, goes extinct, while its trappings continue to be carried out as a group ritual."

j., Friday, 24 January 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

yeah, he is saying they are posers. but who are "they", how does he identify them, and how can he be so confident that this is what they think and how they see themselves in the world? i think people can be trendy and share interests and sensibilities and hairstyles with a peer group -- even one that superficially seems "avant garde" -- and not necessarily give their subjectivity completely over to the bland, conformist dictates of this groups. i guess he is saying that the literati are not really opposed to a society in which they in some sense flourish, and i guess that's right. but he is saying more than this: he is dehumanizing them by saying they are all "exactly alike."

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

I think you really need to read Adorno in light of the fact he lived through fascism, Hitler, Stalin, and the major rise of post-war consumer culture.

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 24 January 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

Those bolded parts are what stop Adorno from being like a lot of similar but lesser people imho – for example, given we're talking about the use of hipster as pejorative, how many people who so use the word are really questioning people's 'ambitions' or think we should fight to maintain a 'non-normalized judgment'?

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:54 (eleven years ago)

And also @ Treeship whatever condemnation he's making of his 'intellectuals' he is still viewing them as damaged victims of capitalism - there's a sympathy there, which perhaps isn't clear in his excellently bitchy quotes here

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:56 (eleven years ago)

I have tried before to define hipsterism as a kind of process whereby authenticity is ironized (which is to say authenticity is deployed as a signifier). didn't really work though. But it's like this paradox of knowing authenticity perhaps.

ryan, Friday, 24 January 2014 14:17 (eleven years ago)

the word "pose(u)rs" presupposes a particular authentic identity being mimicked that i don't think Adorno thought existed

schlager top (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 January 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)

ya, unlike the hipster-hater of today Adorno couldn't have felt he was above receiving such a critique, though he's in no position to make it of himself. A position that perhaps isn't always evident from his caustic haughtiness.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 24 January 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

I think it's also easy to forget, as he generally reads to us as a very modern thinker, that most of his best known cultural criticism and analysis is distinctly of an era prior to the revolution that field had in the '60s. I think the later pieces like those in Quasi una Fantasia are a bit more measured if not any more positive in spirit. That people can still find those early analyses interesting and useful is remarkable in itself.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 24 January 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

Theres a collection of adorno essays titled "the culture industry". Is that a good place to start with him? I don't want to dive into negative dialectics or dialectic of enlightenment right now, but adorno keeps coming up more and more in conversation and i feel i should know a bit more about him. I am sympathetic, btw, to his left wing antipopulism from what i know about him; i was just put off by the dismissiveness in those quotes and wondered where it might be coming from.

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 24 January 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

even though I semi-defended them there I think it's a bit unfortunate that the culture industry stuff is so predominant in a lot of people's image of Adorno, no doubt there's a lot of brilliant thought in those essays but it's shrouded in a very singular and what now seems myopic worldview. I don't know him especially well but I'd recommend Aesthetic Theory, though if anything it's even tougher and more uncompromising than the two you mention.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 24 January 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

I recently read a good secondary source on Adorno called "Art and Enlightenment" by David Roberts. Was actually kind of blown away by it. A bit older. 1991 or so.

ryan, Friday, 24 January 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

aesthetic theory is not what anyone would call a readable book.

the essays in critical models, on the other hand, are fairly approachable (some were even written for radio presentation).

reading minima moralia would not be the best way to get a clear picture of adorno's 'doctrines', but its intermittent, quiet personal elements might surprise you.

j., Friday, 24 January 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, Minima Moralia is the thing of his I've found most readable – short (couple of paragraphs) thoughts about things. Every one of them made me think about stuff. Best place to begin, I'd say.

He's got a good essay called 'Commitment' too.

cardamon, Friday, 24 January 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

I'll pick up minimamoralia tonight. I am intrigued by the quiet, personal elements. Those are my favorite parts of books.

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 24 January 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

Thx

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 24 January 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

Philosophy of Modern Music is also a good one, especially if you are a fan of Stravinsky/Schoenberg

Spaghetti Sauce Shampoo (Moodles), Friday, 24 January 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.realtytrac.com/Content/news-and-opinion/top-20-zip-codes-for-flipping-to-hipsters-7980

sarahell, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

saw this sweatshirt for sale in target the other day. can i just...

http://img2.targetimg2.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/14/98/14983960_201311112003.jpg

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.amazon.com/Not-Cool-Hipster-Elite-Their/dp/0804138532

Dan I., Friday, 14 March 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)

Inevitable product of Fox News commentators having to live in NYC

Dan I., Friday, 14 March 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

There are four states of being in the cannabis society: cool, groovy, hip, and square, in that descending order.

how's life, Friday, 14 March 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)

http://nypost.com/2014/03/22/the-hipster-war-on-you-how-liberals-use-cool-as-a-weapon/

"Icons of cool like Robert Redford, Mark Zuckerberg, Jesse James and Yoko Ono get shredded in the book" - Mark Zuckerberg AND Yoko? What an iconoclast!!!

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Saturday, 22 March 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)

jesse james the kinda nazi-ish biker?

how's life, Saturday, 22 March 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

"Cool kids party it up at the Coachella Music Festival."

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Sunday, 23 March 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pca8wpUIzSg

^^^ predictably, use of the word "hipsters" marks the nadir of this terrible song. (don't worry, it happens in the first verse)

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

okay lmfao at this appalling cynicism:

How do the cool enslave you? By convincing you that:
- If you don't agree with them no one will like you.
- If you don't follow them you will miss out on life.
- If you don't listen to them you will die a lonely loser

How do you vanquish the cool and discover your own true self? Read this book.

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

it's like, yes, okay, when I was middle school I used to worry that I was literally retarded, and "a great conspiracy / Of books and people" had been constructed with the aim of making me *think* I was normal while everybody secretly laughed at the ape parading around in human clothing using the telepathic that I was also worried everyone but me possessed--fortunately I aged out of these fears before anybody gave me a book deal

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

Three cheers for hipsters, hip hip hooray!

très hip (Treeship), Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

Fast-forward to today, when, writes Gutfeld, "the Labor Department reports that only 47% of Americans have a full-time job. That’s because it’s hard to get full-time work as a maker of artisanal tricycles."

okay so this book appears to have been written by someone whose knowledge of the world is limited to the business+style sections of the new york times

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

... and you wanna call *me* the hipster!

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

Now a few groovy artisanal types are sounding the alarm about vaccines

yes, it is the """"cool"""" hipster people doing this, they are doing it to be cool, like noted hipster jenny mccarthy

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 23 March 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

it's all the same though. anyone who objects to anything about the status quo is the same, no matter the content of their objections. they need to take a chill pill and get with the program. a chill vaccine even.

très hip (Treeship), Sunday, 23 March 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

shoot me up

markers, Sunday, 23 March 2014 05:34 (eleven years ago)

does obamacare cover the chill vaccine?

sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 23 March 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

haha i was coming here to post about this book. looks like a scream!
http://brokelyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/greg-gutfeld-not-cool.jpg?width=156

slam dunk, Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

i really love how the american right wing describes every cultural rift as a "war". so fun.

très hip (Treeship), Monday, 24 March 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

They like war

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 24 March 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

still #1

https://sites.google.com/a/beardleague.org/rva/home/CR%206342281613_91f1f1ae12_b-cropped.jpg

scott seward, Sunday, 5 April 2015 13:11 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/c0zahZt.png

, Sunday, 5 April 2015 13:42 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/iAJGOge.png http://i.imgur.com/KngLmWR.png

Probably fake but lmao

, Friday, 29 May 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)

Someone riding a unicycle was run over by a bus in my neighbourhood yesterday. Feel slightly guilty that my first thought was "fucking hipster twat".

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 29 May 2015 13:05 (ten years ago)

xp: that's real as fuck.

how's life, Friday, 29 May 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

Is it real or fake? It sounds like it was written by someone who never actually interacted with "hipsters" but merely read about them online via a collection of image macros.

Evan, Friday, 29 May 2015 14:30 (ten years ago)

xxp most people i've seen riding unicycles are legitimate quirky weirdos who were in like circus club in high school and shit, not ncessarily hipsters?

marcos, Friday, 29 May 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

does that make them more or less deserving of our scorn? tough call there...

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 29 May 2015 15:19 (ten years ago)

tbqf i support folks riding unicycles

marcos, Friday, 29 May 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)

& I looked & frowned & lo, the hipster was me

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

Found out that Seattle has a bar called The Walrus and The Carpenter, which makes me wonder if the radio just plays the Decemberists over and over.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:36 (ten years ago)

I was there last summer and have a distinct memory that they were playing Thin Lizzy iirc.

joygoat, Friday, 29 May 2015 21:58 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

At least they said 'fortunately'

This Year's Model Victim (Tom D.), Monday, 20 July 2015 09:17 (ten years ago)

i find this p awful. and the lol thumbs up reactions to it on twitter. i mean the stuff you see attributed to "hipsters" these days. i guess a pop-up streetfood market is in the core of the stereotype (despite the fact that these events are just full of every type of young person from all over london) but i've seen people on that "we want plates" twitter bemoaning "hipsters" when actually all the wooden boards etc are more typical of a provincial pub. a few months back there was a photo going around twitter entitled "a hipster, on his own in a pub, knitting. new trend?" and it was just some bearded nordic-looking man in his 40s. like just a person doing something vaguely unusual. if this is who people who aren't hipsters are then they deserve their perpetual disgruntlement.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 20 July 2015 09:38 (ten years ago)

the mainstreaming of hipster culture memes is definitely a weird thing because if you call anyone out on it they call you a hipster. like, you can't say 'hipster-bashing is played out now', because that phrase in itself is an open goal.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Monday, 20 July 2015 10:18 (ten years ago)

never mind that nearly every other shop and restaurant in my commuter-belt hometown now describes itself as a boutique outlet and sports a twirly moustache on its shopfront.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Monday, 20 July 2015 10:20 (ten years ago)

http://www.scotns.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ASA-Nev.jpg

is liking musicals really seen as particularly antithetical to hipsterism? (I guess weeping every time you see a musical isn't that hipsterish, but weeping every time you see a musical just seems an odd thing for anyone to do)

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:08 (ten years ago)

hipster today i think likes everything mainstream instead of the opposite

nose, Thursday, 23 July 2015 23:23 (ten years ago)

Freaky Trigger won the culture war

Treeship, Thursday, 23 July 2015 23:27 (ten years ago)

Where are the new mandarins?

Treeship, Thursday, 23 July 2015 23:29 (ten years ago)

lol at an ad for ads

Οὖτις, Thursday, 23 July 2015 23:30 (ten years ago)

seven months pass...

Maybe the wrong thread for this, but wondering if anyone would like to weigh in on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nICH7QtFrU

This is a hipstery live comedy talent show that happens monthly at a theatre near where I live. Performing rabbits, kids impersonating Frank Sinatra etc. The person being interviewed is a very well-known person in the local community who is extremely marginalised and challenged. Harrassed and assaulted often. Arrested hundreds of times probably. Here (in my opinion) being patronised for being mentally ill. It's not the first time they've brought well-known people from the street on-stage for this and I find it disgusting.

The host was challenged about it on FB and said " I feel good about it though because I know that it was positive for her. She says that people have seen it on TV and approach her who wouldn't of before and are kinder to her because of it and that makes her feel more part of the community and less of an outsider. We are not solving mental illness, but it seems like this is a tiny tiny tiny step at least in the right direction."

Is he full of shit?

everything, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 22:30 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

Mipster:

http://www.worldcrunch.com/mobile/#a:21178

Also, are we now reaching the phase where hipster (like Yuppie before it) isn't an insult as much as a warm joke?

King Nagl (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 03:16 (nine years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/31/opinion/sunday/hipsters-broke-my-gaydar.html

oh dear

what. is. this. garbage.

Lesbians invented hipsters.

[...]

Lesbians were working on communal organic farms and freaking out about pesticides decades before the rest of the country.

[...]

Did plaid flannel come to mind? Work boots? Weirdly cut or especially shaggy hair? Maybe a bike?

[...]

If you’re a queer bristling at my generalizations of lesbians, tell me you don’t know any gays who look like what I’m describing. Look me in the eyes and tell me this, and if you can do it, I swear to you I will do something straight for a week: I’ll watch “The Bachelor” without irony, or wear Dockers, or buy a “Live, Laugh, Love” throw pillow and display it in my home.

this weirdo needs to go to west hollywood -- plenty of homosexuals that don't adhere to most of this

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 17:27 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

i saw someone wearing a knit hat on a day when the high was 100 F, which seemed like an odd choice, and when i told someone else about it, he replied that someone who would do that is obviously a terrible hipster and that normal sensible people like us would never do such a thing. i kind of frowned and said "i dunno, man" and didn't really try to argue the point, but now i want to know what this guy thinks a hipster is.

circles, Saturday, 30 June 2018 02:14 (seven years ago)

i got called a hipster the other day. was wearing a suit, toque.....they said "i like your hipster style'

music saved my life (Ross), Saturday, 30 June 2018 02:32 (seven years ago)

I got myself a sort of obnoxious “edgy” haircut recently (buzzed on the sides with etched lines, faux-hawk on top, mullet in back), and I must say there’s something fun about sporting an annoying style like this. First, because I just felt like it. Second, because I’m realizing I really don’t care very much if some people think “douchebag hipster” or whatever. And third: my teenage kids think it’s “epic”. :-)

The fact is, I suspect I’m close enough to whatever many people think is a “hipster” that it’s not worth the effort to try to ensure I’m not mistaken for one.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Saturday, 30 June 2018 03:39 (seven years ago)

Yeah ^

Y'all (Ross), Saturday, 30 June 2018 13:37 (seven years ago)

Steve Albini apparently had to relinquish his favored hipster haircut because it had been co-opted by alt-right.

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 30 June 2018 14:14 (seven years ago)

i think some people dislike hipsters because they associate them with a certain lifestyle/way of thinking/gentrification - which can often be wrong.

Rhubarb (Ross), Saturday, 30 June 2018 16:34 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-giving-tree-grows-in-brooklyn?fbclid=IwAR0EACpWbBNxJMnETavMz3mqFpLvY8l1V-CobcD330KWCSMnbGRaqDTPEkM

Seeing pieces like this published in 2020 is like finding one of those isolated Japanese island bunkers where the soldiers don't know the war is over.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 26 January 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

anyone else see this thread in a serif font?

flopson, Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

Yes

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:20 (five years ago)

I am still in favor of a return to "hep cat" as an accolade.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:23 (five years ago)

seeing this in sans-serif, btw

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:23 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPzt3A4Se_U

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:27 (five years ago)

mcsweeneys reading man bristles at unflattering depiction of hipsters as 'so passe'

lumen (esby), Sunday, 26 January 2020 23:18 (five years ago)

ftr it was in my facebook feed, I do NOT reed McSweeneys!

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 27 January 2020 04:24 (five years ago)

That Blossom song (OK a Dave Frishberg song sung by Blossom) is one of the best things ever, do click that triangle

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 27 January 2020 04:34 (five years ago)

Speaking of McSweeney's, Dave Eggers Trump novel sounds like it's the worst thing to ever be written.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 27 January 2020 06:26 (five years ago)

Did you post the McS link without reading it?

sarahell, Monday, 27 January 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

Seeing pieces like this published in 2020 is like finding one of those isolated Japanese island bunkers where the soldiers don't know the war is over.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, January 26, 2020 10:17 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

good. let's wind the culture back to 2010 -- a moment of crisis but also incipient hope -- and just do this shit over again, better this time.

treeship., Monday, 27 January 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

four years pass...

Speaking of bunkers where the soldiers don't know the war is over, I give you: Brooklyn Taxidermy
https://www.brooklyntaxidermy.com/about

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 7 July 2024 22:19 (one year ago)

I still do not quite grasp how/when hipster went from scowling leather jackets to, like, recovering Christian summer camp or whatever

brimstead, Sunday, 7 July 2024 23:43 (one year ago)

is it like how everybody got into The Band in 1969

brimstead, Sunday, 7 July 2024 23:43 (one year ago)

One of my favourite internet writers is, or was, Greg Goebel, who had a website filled with little capsule summaries of things. Which appeals to me because I have a short attention span.

Many years ago I would have written "because I have a short..." and just left the sentence hanging. But I'm beyond that kind of cheap joke now. I have moved beyond that. And in any case there would be a risk that kids might scrawl "penis" at the end of the sentence thus mocking me.

He also published a lengthy piece on the JFK assassination, which was filled with interesting tiny little details that I was unaware of, because JFK was a baby boomer thing:
https://web.archive.org/web/20150316084755/http://vectorsite.net/twjfk.html

One thing that stood out is "the three tramps". They were three vagrants who were photographed being arrested just after the investigation, but there was no record of their identities. Some people believe that one of the tramps was E Howard Hunt, the Watergate mastermind. The idea was that they were far too well-dressed to be just tramps:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/The_Three_Tramps.jpg

The odd thing is that they really do look suave by modern standards. They have a certain sprezzatura. Of course in reality none of the men are actually real - they're just tricks of the light and reflections from the planet Venus. But baby boomers didn't have the internet, so they had to entertain themselves by obsessively fixating over tiny tiny details of things, which is why their conversations consist of describing trips to the shop.

Something something hipsters. They look like hipsters. There you go. Hipsters.

Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 8 July 2024 21:24 (one year ago)

Are you alright

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 8 July 2024 23:41 (one year ago)

Anyway MSTs The Girl In Lovers Lane taught me that hoboes could be fancy lads

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 8 July 2024 23:42 (one year ago)

I give you: The Voidz

https://api.floodmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/julian-and-the-voidz-1-1920x1080.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 July 2024 00:26 (one year ago)

> Did that work? Looking at the page source it appears that Zemko tried to close an imaginary tag that hadn't been opened. My hunch is that the forum software has been upgraded over the years to trap HTML errors, so when I hit "submit post" this will still be in teeny-tiny letters.

But perhaps that's ironic. The teeny-tiny letters. Is that what hipsters want?

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 9 July 2024 17:39 (one year ago)

No, it did not work. We are stuck forevermore with tiny words. Tiny words that will fly underneath the radar of The Man. Tiny words, tiny truth - but truth.

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 9 July 2024 17:40 (one year ago)

seven months pass...

Everything hipsters were into 15 years ago went mainstream. You can buy raw denim at Uniqlo. Target has vinyl records. Your corner store has craft beer. Right wing chuds dress like urban lesbians and graphic designers did in 2010. Everyone drinks fancy coffee now. They won. https://t.co/vi9ScF1cWL

— Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 (@maxdubler) February 26, 2025

thuringer spring (Eazy), Thursday, 27 February 2025 02:59 (ten months ago)

Is that tweet 15 years old?

brimstead, Thursday, 27 February 2025 15:06 (ten months ago)

Skinny jeans, mesh trucker hats, and Pabst Blue Ribbon thankfully did not survive though...

fajita seas, Thursday, 27 February 2025 16:42 (ten months ago)

Skinny jeans are the best!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 February 2025 16:50 (ten months ago)

goorin bros hats are mainstream

slim fit ftw

brimstead, Thursday, 27 February 2025 16:56 (ten months ago)


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