Which ILXor would you like to ask to dance...

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...a SLOW dance?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Josh.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Or Kate but only if she left the guitar on.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

How is this question different than "Name an ILXor you want to shag"?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd be a lot more willing to answer this if I wasn't going to an ILx FAP tonight.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

If you don't know the diff btween a dance and a shag, I don't want you cleaning my carpets!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

he's talkin' DOWNtown

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

So let me get this straight Horace...You DON'T want me and my crew to come by tomorrow?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Crew????
I don't care how many people it takes, as long as that $11.95 quote holds up.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

How to dance the shag:

http://www.f11view.net/dance/shag_cbe.htm

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Sure that quote holds up.
(You do meet the restrictions that I highlighted using 4 pc font, right?)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

They're talkin' DOWNtown

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Maryann

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I would like to dance with Toraneko. Or N. That would make for a good afternoon.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

There's one in particular. But I'm not saying :)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Chickenbear or Icemoth.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmmm...there's a few that come to mind, but they need to understand that *I* get to lead.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Mooro. No competition.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I would like to see that dance, Lara.

I would ask Ricky Jack Goofstrum.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Jerry, it'd be sublime. Don't tell Mrs Mooro though...

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm i wonder!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

He's probably the only chap we know who can actually dance in any formal sense, non?

(I am choosing to ignore the SLOW dance inference in favour of, well, a slow dance)

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

wait is SLOW dance some sort of euphemism for oral sex? I'm lost. .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

er, i'm in for more than i bargained for!

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

*resists saying anything after That Girls comment on account of the fact I may incriminate m'self*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

*has to have a lie down*

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

esoj - you need to lie down to slow dance? Maybe ThatGirl is onto something!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I would ask Ricky Jack Goofstrum.

I'd like to see Jerry the Nipper and RJG dance together. That'd be funnny.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Di, Ally and Kate. (not at the same time --- well, maybe.)

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to see Jerry the Nipper and RJG dance together. That'd be funnny.

Mandee and Kirsten as square-dance partners would be equally funnny.

― phil-two, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Whichever female ILXor is the tallest.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Somebody answer my fucking question!!!

Is this thread about oral sex?!?!?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 07:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

If David Moore ever reads this thread I will never be able to look him in the eye again. I just thought he's be a lovely man to waltz with.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:13 (twenty-three years ago)

It's just that Ro said something about "downtown" so you know. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Your filthy mind disgusts me.

A slow dance is understood to be a bit of a smoochy dance, usually at the end of the night (remember teenage discos?). Could involve a level of light to heavy petting - depending on how lucky you were.

NB I only want to waltz with Mooro. And maybe do the cha-cha.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Nickalicious. Even though we'd probably break into blows over what music to dance to. He can't dance to Krautrock, and I can't dance to funk!

― kate, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:41 (twenty-three years ago)

A girl who can't dance to funk? Don't you have an arse??

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 09:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd dance wit' NED!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 09:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Me?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

He *wuvs* you!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

No. I do not.

― kate, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay for wuv.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick does, you fool. Unles you've snipped off your clit since we last spoke, you are a she.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(My dance card is still empty. *sigh* Think I shall drink some more punch.)

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

What would Ned and Nick's children look like?

Talented photoshoppers to thread.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah is the most beautiful wall-flower.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Elizabeth D.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Cross posting... d'oh!

The "No. I do not" was the reply to "can't you dance to funk? don't you have an arse?"

I cannot dance to ass. And, being a Dirty Dronerock Girl, I have a rubbish arse. It's horribly flat and if I were skinnier, I would have an asslessness, but alas, I am not skinny, so I just have a shit ass. But hooray for Levi's for making this OK.

I still would dance with Nickalicious. Just not to funk.

― kate, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I used not to have an arse and now I do have one. I can't decide which I prefer. When I had no arse my boyf used to love me wearing jeans as it gave the appearance of bottom-booty.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

There are many people with whom I would like to dance, but all of a sudden none of them is an ILxor...

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

you all can't handle the running man.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

He can't dance to Krautrock...

Shee-it, grrrl, I did a dance routine to "Europe Endless" when I was 12 years old!

(This is even more frightening for being totally true.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you two in love?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think so, I think I'm too weird and/or funky for her (not to mention the whole on-this-side-of-the-Atlantic-and-thus-can't-fulfill-her-what-she-really-needs thing).

I am in love, howevah, with Chris V. How could I not? I mean, THE RUNNING MAN!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

*hand wrist-deep in chex mix bowl, munching away*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Unles you've snipped off your clit since we last spoke, you are a she.

My head hurts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I might not slow-dance with McLusty (as her boyfriend would punch and kick and bite and karate-chop me into hurting), but I would bring her a cup of punch. Possibly spiked.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

sarah is fisting the chex mix!

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Who knew that Chex Mix had an anus?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah did.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd say that i'd ask jess to dance but he'd probably then ask someone to delete me

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

jess is emo to the death so you're not the only one he'd want to delete.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd dance with Alix. Around S****bury's. Or Archel through The Lanes. Please do not let this scare either of you - I'm not that forward.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would ask Lara Byrne to dance, reason? two words (her own): "boobular delight"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I would, but Emma'd kill me.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to slowdance to Keith Sweats "Twisted" with my 8th grade teacher.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

ISSUES.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to slowdance to Keith Sweat's "Twisted" with Keith Sweat

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

the sexual healing mix.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I want Chris V. to come to the next get together and dance the running man with me!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Me traveling to NY is bound to happen sometime soon, maybe we can do the Roger Rabbit too.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

to Stevie B. of course.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

What about the cabbage patch?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd ask y'all who's the tallest but that would be pervy. I'll just say I'd like to dance with Jody Beth Rosen because for some reason I'd most like to impress her with my fantasy-Fred-Astaire-grace. Though I guess it wouldn't be a slow dance, cuz there'd be twirling, and that kind of dancing synchronized dancing Olivia Newton John & Gene Kelly do in Xanadu. But I've said too much. *blushes*

My girlfriend is at least a foot shorter than me, which makes dancing kind of awkward. Sometimes I wish I was short, PRINCE short.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

yup that works. maybe I'll even bust a worm and a wave and attempt a headspin.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think so, I think I'm too weird and/or funky for her

Nickalicious, I'm in love with a man called Hilton Betelgeuse and you think *you're* too weird for me?

― kate, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Bobby Brown Rock Wit'cha Lyrics

Now that you are here with me
Baby, let's do it right
Lady, you know just what I need
I want to hold you oh so tight

Baby, just touch me anywhere
Cutie, you turn me on
Ooh baby, I'd like to run my fingers through your hair
So come on and stay with me, all right

Chorus:

I wanna rock wit'cha, baby
All night long
I wanna roll wit'cha, lady
Feelin's so strong
I wanna rock wit'cha, baby
All night long
Rock and roll, and roll and rock
Make your sweet love, don't ya ever stop

No, sweet baby, no...

How bout a little music now
Let's hear some Marvin Gaye
Ooh, let me rub your shoulders down
Let's take the night away

Feel your heart beat next to mine
Baby, I'll make you feel love
I think I can tell what's on your mind
I know I can make it right

(chorus) x 2

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Nickalicious, I'm in love with a man called Hilton Betelgeuse and you think *you're* too weird for me?

BOO-YAH!! (on me that is)

I love you Kate. :D

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Bobby Brown is a genius.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

i challenge tracer to a palsied tyrannosaurus dance-off

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Thats how he scored Whitney. With a little crack and coke to go along with it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I get to work for a couple of hours and get accused of fisting the chex mix. Humph!

I'm sure my bf wouldn't mind if I danced around a bit. I mean, he isn't here, right? So, it's ok? ha ha But maybe I can join in on the big circle dancing. You know, where you take turns gettin' in the middle and doin' your own thang. And everyone says It's yer Birthday. Like that.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.metal-sludge.com/BobbiBrown.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

The Bobby Brown contingent on ILx continues to gladden me.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 20 February 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Roni.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 20 February 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Tender Rice-a-Roni

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 01:57 (twenty-three years ago)

accused of fisting the chex mix

There really needs to be a song with this title.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hero - Enrique Iglesias

Because it is the Cheesiest. Song. Ever.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)

god, one of the few people to actually admit they'd like to dance with somebody and I TOTALLY get ignored *loudly sighs and waits to be acknowedgled*

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

*realizes that I totally misspelled "acknowledged" and sinks further into corner*

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:28 (twenty-three years ago)

You tried, Anthony. At least you aren't stuck in the corner shuffling your feet!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Quite right. :-) Me, I've looked all over the world and there's every type of girl...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:39 (twenty-three years ago)

you shut up, I'm not shuffling, I'm doing 'liquid'

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I said captian!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned. I don't know if you're specifically referencing this but damn, I've got you doing the trot down the sidewalk at the end of DLR's California Girls video. WOW!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Why thank you, that works. But I was referring to a song by this gentleman:

http://www.mattsmusicpage.com/billyidol/4.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, I probably did get the lyrics wrong, didn't I? Confusion, confusion, confusion, you just can't belieeeeeeve me...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

which song? That album, productionwise, is how I'd like my solo debut to sound like. Particularly "Catch My Fall". I feel like a chump that I don't know the lyric yer referencing. At least you didn't say they see and feel your sex attack.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

which song?

Oh my, has this song somehow gone out of favor now?

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance...

I do like your solo album ambition, my dear Mr. Miccio.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I never realized that line before world was girl. my total, embarassing bad.

Anthony Miccio's SOME KNOW BETTER would indeed kick some serious new wave ass. Steve Stevens would totally be invited to play on it.

They say that some know better
I think they only pretend
naked souls in the phonebooth waitin'
we know we're fools till the end.

So take my hand
if you understand...C'MON!
(guitar solo)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 February 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Steve Stevens would totally be invited to play on it.

Apparently he still has the hair, but I would need to reverify...

And fuck yes!

http://www.stevestevens.org/

He and Bernard Butler -- separated and birth?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 03:04 (twenty-three years ago)

his new album is called Flamenco a Go-Go. Holy Guacamole.

I love when his guitar turns into a machine gun on Rebel Yell. He was actually on VH1 storytellers with Idol. That was pretty cool.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 February 2003 03:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh, that must have been bemusing. Maybe he just was the eighties Ronson at heart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

damm I love that song but I thought it was WOT

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 20 February 2003 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

but now that I stop to think about it I was wrong. sigh. Well it SHOULD have been a Captian Sensible reference even if it wasn't.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 20 February 2003 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Captain Sensible is the only pop star I've met twice. First in 1977, then in 1997. He didn't remember me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 20 February 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Pinefox

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

mark s, so he can be aggressively critical of my "fancy" footwork.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole, since I'd be too suicidal if Ally would turn me down

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

wait, i didn't mean to make you sound like you're sloppy seconds Nicole!!

ok, reinforcing self-imposed ILE-hiatus, due to growing # of social cyber blunders

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

*whoa*

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 February 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, someone wants to dance with me! I just read the thread properly! Aw.

(As for me, I am crap at dancing so anyone I like/want to impress will not get a look in I'm afraid.)

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I dance alone

― Swayzak (Ronan), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Anna Fielding.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

But do you love her, Graham?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

On second thought, I think my bf is here, lurking around in the shadows wearing a black leather jacket, just waiting to pounce on whoever asks me to dance.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole, since I'd be too suicidal if Ally would turn me down

Haha this is too funny for me to be offended...

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't so much dance as glower in the corner, banging my head....unless of course I'm drunk, in which case I dance like crack-addled jackalope.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha this is too funny for me to be offended... ,

Good, maybe all three of us can join hands and do The Ring Around the Rosy, I'm good at that one (you DON'T want to see my Running Man)

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

No.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

are you dissing me again, Graham ? If not, I'd do The Electric Slide with you. Actually i'll do it with you either way, but you're probably going to again say No.

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I would dance with anyone. FEEL MY RHYTHM.

(I said RHYTHM, you saucy minx! I'm a married man!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I often wonder if J___ ever lurks here and if so what she thinks at times like this.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

stop thinking felicity, DO THE RUMPSHAKER

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

i would ask J___ to dance. wait, who is J___?

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

(She doesn't lurk here, and when I tell her about my shenanigans she rolls her eyes and despairs at my maturity, at which point I tickle her until she's at the verge of peeing.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Tickling people till the nearly pee is classic.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

it should be a new dance

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Now that's funky.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahahahah, ive just realised who J___ is!

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i change my answer to Admirable Perry! we shall dance like loons

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I was about to say, Gareth, you've supped on tapas with her. If I can say that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

that was a group session!

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and
a boom-boom Just shake your rump

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Down with aerobic activity! Up with heavy objects!

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Felicity forces me to point out once again that I am married.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Bad Mang

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Curtain your g.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 20 February 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

shake your g thang, this b da dance thrread yo

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it was the slow dance thread?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

im too much of a young go-getter to do that slow shit

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Is the lambada allowed? because my pelvis can move.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Archel, you can stand on my shoes if you want, like a 7 year old at a wedding.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

You jest, but little do you realise that the above IS still my preferred method of dancing.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't kidding! It would be cute and cozy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

OK! But it will have to be one foot on your foot and one foot on sittingpretty's foot, since he marked my card first. Now there's a challenge...

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd ask Ally to do the hippy shuffle with me to the circadian rhythms of the 'round-the-bonfire-drum-circle, only to be met by a gaze of pure disgusted astonishment.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"....to do the hippy shuffle with me to the circadian rhythms of the 'round-the-bonfire-drum-circle, only to be met by a gaze of pure disgusted astonishment."

Quite poetic, Nick, but just how does one dance to sleeping patterns?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

captian sensible likes chaki!

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

D'oh!

Damn you Alex and your proper grammer!

(Or, more accurately, damn me and my getting-carried-away-with-the-way-words-sound-in-my-mind-and-thus-totally-ignoring-their-actual-meanings!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely, nickalicious, the circadian rhythms thing was summat to do with wooing her into bed?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

And then putting her to sleep with his love technique? That still doesn't seem right.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

thee song for this dance must be:

ma$e - what u want.

― minna (minna), Friday, 21 February 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, maybe I do.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 21 February 2003 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Sisqo - Thong Song.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 February 2003 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 21 February 2003 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, the song last night was Joy Division's 'Love Will Tear Us Apart' - it always makes me dance like an absolute fool, and as my hair'style' currently resembles an amalgm of those sported by the members of Ned's Atomic Dustbin, I fear I looked like a right tit. Ho hum.

But I would like to ask Alix to dance, since she never flipping well does.

Graham were you talking about me all the way back up there? Bless.

Oh, and my lurking boy, who's probably out there somewhere. My head hurts today.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 21 February 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I would take umbrage at the statement posed in yr second para Liz, if I wasn't busy stuffing my face with homemade curry hur hur. It is often the case yes, but I have seen lots of dancing from the person in questiong. Heh.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 21 February 2003 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

and random threads strike again...

I feel like dancing. I don't care what kind, really - but I think slow dancing would be good. Or not. Just dancing.

Anyone wanna dance?

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 4 May 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pinefox - not because of any repressed sexual urges, just because the idea of him actually dancing is something that just will not register in my brane.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 May 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 4 May 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, luna WTF? I gots my dancin' shoes on and everything and you're not here. Oh well, I'll just dance w/this broom here instead. Whee! This is fun!

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, I'll dance! slow dancing is fine, too.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 May 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

*shakes what his momma gave him*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 May 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hanle y -- if he dances like he posts, the results should be...interesting.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

I am just going to hang out behind the turn tables and play records while ILM gets a bit more personal. You guy better enjoy it while it lasts because two songs from now I am going to drop Supersonic by JJ FAD!

― Cheerful Nihilist Grocery Store (mjt), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I love this thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd dance the hora with s1utsky, Chaki, Jody, Rosemary, Amateurist, etc.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

And Chuck Tatum, who I have actually danced the hora with IRL.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, god... supersonic! that old dance floor killer!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to ask Ally C to dance to Lloyd Cole or something. I wouldn't want to dance with him or anything, just watch him. It's funny.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I will currently dance with whichever ILXor can finish this fucking essay on Tom Wolfe.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it actually have to be about Tom Wolfe or can I write about banjos?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

on what sad-assed dancefloors is "Supersonic" a killer?!

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I now imagine Dan as having some mentalist banjo obsession which he bores people with at parties. "BUT WAIT, I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT THE GOATSKIN BANJO I MADE LAST SUMMER"

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"TELL ME A STORY, BUT MAKE SURE THERE ARE BANJOS IN IT, ALL OVER ME, YES THATS RIGHT"

― Dang (Ronan), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA this is not me, but comes perilously close to describing an ex-roommate.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(Also, insert Real Sex Clown joke here.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan! I can help. Call, although I am a bit stoned, but I did Tom Wolfe as well and it was one of my favourite bits.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh shit, wsn't meant to come out like thta.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that was my point, mmmatos. the cheerful disco grocery was making it sound like some sort of punishment.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you on AIM? I am 400 words short of a full essay. that sounds like a euphemism for insanity but it isn't.

Wolfe is easily my favourite bit so far, I am just absolutely frazzled from video editing all day and driving lesson this evening.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

gotcha, Lauren

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Signing on now.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm archwayperson btw.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

PORN IMs AHOY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oh God, I hadn't thought of that. I haven't shagged Tom Wolfe, for all you porn IMer and Mrs Wolfes out there.)

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

JtN OtM: RJG.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

vincent van hulkington

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*bustin' a move by myself*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna do the lambada with geeta then I'm gonna do the humpaleg with jess then I'm gonna fall on the floor giggling and demanding pudding be brought to me RIGHT NOW

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.luigis.com/Products/prod_frostar_pudding_pops.gif

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You are not a gay cowboy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

two songs from now I am going to drop Supersonic by JJ FAD!

FUCK YEAH!

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mogenic.com/images/expressions/pierre_et_gilles/cowboy.jpg
"I knew gay cowboys. Gay cowboys were my friends. And Senator, you're no ..."

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Pierre et Gilles, heroes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That guy is so not gay.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

He could be going down on Jesse Helms while Jeff Stryker fucked him in the ass and he would still clearly be not gay.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely that means that makes him all the more fascinating by his unattainability.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, as if straight boys are unattainable.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Straight boys are sluts. Everybody knows.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oops...I did it again

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

And now, Nordique will prove this very fact, using only his cherry ass!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://hces.hunter.cuny.edu/h/dino/99/spencerc2.gif

"a tyrannosaurus shouldn't tap-dance because his hat will fall off"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

cherry ass

ch-hairy?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, Spencer's art has really gone downhill.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Nonsense, his compsognathus was relatively inert!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That's as maybe, but when confronted with a piece like this I have to turn away. It's obvious that the artist believes that he is looking down upon humanity through a microscope, and is repulsed by what he sees.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Goddammit, that picture is from the elementary school attached to my awful old high school. Now I have to investigate its website. Thanks!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha i love my groan of frustration upthread. gee i wonder who i'd ask and what we'd dance to. BORINGLY OBVIOUS.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i never wanted to be one of those people who talks about their honey on every thread, i should go somewhere and yell at myself.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"get a room, you twee bitch!"

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah love is gross

― TOMBOT, Friday, 21 November 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

it smells worse than puke.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm looking at you, Michaelangelo Matos. Come here and dance.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to dance with Jess. To see if he would step on my feet on purpose.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear jess dances like billy crystal.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

More like Christopher Walken.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

what I heard was "dances like crystal. kisses like walken."

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

matos told me this.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I might be remembering this wrong.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I retract.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I've already retracted, if you know what I mean

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

dance with me sam! we can do the lambada! people will talk!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, don't worry, he's not thinking of jess. He's thinking of Tracer Hand.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

blount, can we do the dance of death instead?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

is that like breakdancing?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it's more like russian roulette. with a good beat.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

You two need to be doing the Kahuka.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

or the Strand!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chivian.com/chivian/ChairDance1.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

nice tie

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

oh that's from that movie! *ducks*

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/congaline.jpg

― Definitely Not Ally, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

tracer dances like bud bundy

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You're thinking of John Turturro.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - I AM!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/057119169X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

because my love for you
would break my heart in two
if you should fall
into my arms
and tremble like a...

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 21 November 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

flower!

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 21 November 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

geeta put on your red shoes.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season

Name Bosko Balaban
Team Aston Villa
Total Appearances 0
Starts 0
Substituted 0
Total Minutes Played 0
Avg Minutes Played Per Start 0
Goals 0
Avg Goal Mins When Starting 0.0
Avg Mins Played/Goal Scored 0
Goals Scored As Sub 0
Number of Bookings 0
Total Booking Minutes 0
Avg Bookings Per Start 0
Number of Red Cards 0
Total Red Card Minutes 0
Avg Red Cards Per Start 0

― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

^^^ this guy

― is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Thursday, 6 May 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

LOL @ me in this thread.

― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Thursday, 6 May 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

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