How do I make tea/coffee?

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Alright, a year and a half of living on my own, however many years before that of making my own at home, and my caffeinated refreshments still taste like they came from a burger van. What am I doing wrong?

Graham (graham), Thursday, 6 March 2003 09:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Too much milk?

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 6 March 2003 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

A Nice cup of Tea, by George Orwell

Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 March 2003 09:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Also see

BS 6048:1987, ISO 3720-1986 Specification for Black Tea

BS 6008:1980, ISO 3103-1980 Method for preparation of a liquor of tea for use in sensory tests

BS 6325:1982, ISO 6078-1982 Glossary of terms relating to black tea

Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 March 2003 09:30 (twenty-three years ago)

your library should have a login for the bsi techindex

Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 March 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

your library should have a login for the bsi techindex

Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 March 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

your library should have a login for the bsi techindex

Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 March 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

What brand of tea/coffee are you using?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

You have to make sure the water is boiling, not just about to. And don't keep the teabag in when you add the milk.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I'd have the milk in first, but y'know, whatever works

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Currently:
tea: Milk, then pour water through teabag and squeeze until it goes brownish. Last week switched from Tesco to Tetley. Slight improvement.
coffee: Nescafe. Milk, granules, water, stir.

I haven't been able to experiment with the amount of milk much cos I'm always using differnet size mugs and I have no idea how much I'm putting in.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

looks like Ed's had too much coffee already.

you want to leave your teabag in the water for at least 30 seconds (and that's for v weak tea) otherwise you're just drinking rusty coloured water

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

With the coffee, leave the milk til afterwards - the coffee granules will disolve better, (but don't use vigerously boiling water) and then you can jusge how much milk to use, by adding it slowly, til it gets to the right colour.

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 6 March 2003 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

With tea (if you're using bags not loose leaf) put the milk in last too.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 6 March 2003 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

even better, go black! i think milk in hot drinks is yukky

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 6 March 2003 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't put the milk in first when making instant coffee... that's probably your second mistake. Your first mistake is to drink Nescafe ;)

Actually, milk-in-first when doing making anything in a cup is just wrong.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 March 2003 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You need a teapot to make the best tea! Put 2-3 bags in teapot, pour in boiling water, let sit for 4-5 minutes. Pour into glass/add milk/sugar.

You should move away from instant coffee too.

marianna, Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

bags

BAGS


BAGS


BAGS

My dear girl, what is the point in using a teapot it you then soil it with teabags.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I still doubt anyone's tea/coffee beats mine!

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

If the tea's good then it being in bags in a teapot shouldn't make much noticeable difference (things like warming the pot make more odds and the quality of the tea is crucial). The point of putting bags in a pot is surely that
(a) you don't have to strain the tea as you pour it,
(b) that you don't have to deal with leaf sludge at the end of the process, and
(c) that you can pull the bags out of the teapot when the tea is as brewed as you want, meaning that the life of your pot of tea is extended without it getting overly mashed (or whatever the proper word is).

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah Andrew's is pretty good, he makes a good tea.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

tea leaves make great tea, but the mess involved in getting rid of them, and the sink-blockage potential, tips me towards bags every time. U&K: tea must be made in a pot, not a mug, even if it's just for yourself.

rener (rener), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

If the tea's good then it being in bags in a teapot shouldn't make much noticeable difference

But tea bags generally contain the dust of tea that's been swept off the floor, don't they?

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rener is right for all but one point - but a strainer an you can enjoy the wonder of leaves without the mess.

And then you can experiment with *foreign teas*.

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

And then you can experiment with *foreign teas*.

This is the most stoopid thing I have ever written but you know what I meant, right?

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

that's the best bit!!

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

tea from the tree, they say that it's wee
tea from the floor, they come back for more

old wife s (mark s), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

using instant coffee = your first mistake. get a caffetiere (sp! can't be bothered to look it up) and use the real thing.

definitely put milk in last. for tea: teabag in, then boiling water (this is key - boil it just before you put it in the mug). leave for a minute, squeeze gently against side of mug w/a teaspoon, add milk (and sugar if you're that way inclined).

also - and this is prob horribly rockist of me - i think twinings' teas thrash tetley's etc. i'm not much of a fan of that style of tea anyway (more of an earl grey/assam/chai man myself), so you might have to discount this.

this is probably the place to mention that i have a dozen different kinds of tea in my house (and this is without counting herbal/green etc teas). for some reason people tend to find this weird/amusing.

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

haha that's weird

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm with the "instant is out" crowd if you're making coffee. If you make coffee enough, invest a bit of money in your own mini-grinder and a nice reusable metal filter for your coffeemaker. Whenever you want to make your coffee, dole out the right amount of unground beans and then grind them on the spot. It's a bit messier (cleaning up the grinder and all) but hardly anything beats fresh-ground beans for great coffee taste (you're soaking in it!)

I'd also say to be sure to make it strong enough, otherwise it'll taste like industrial coffee, which almost never is. And definitely do some experimenting with the beans themselves (even if you have to get them ground at the shop) to see which kind you like best. For standard non-flavoured coffee I'm definitely a fan of Arabian Mocha Java or something similar, but obv. your tastes will be your own. Experiment!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I have lots of teas at home too and various coffees and hot chocolate mixes and what-not, but I'm at work now.

I think I'll make some coffee. Here, you pick out your flavor, put this tiny packet in the top of the machine (you don't even have to open the packet), place mug underneath, and hit the start button. Eh, voila!

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

they had a machine like that in harvard. it made the worst coffee i'd ever tasted.

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Ugh, we had one of those at work too, and it was absolutely dire.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

instant is all I know!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I like earl grey tea.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

instant is all I know!

rectify this *immediately*, julio!

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I know I should but old habits die hard.

I just drink bcz it wakes me up really.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

but all you have to do is walk into a coffee shop and ask for a coffee! it's that easy!

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

(also while we're on the subject of tea, i have convinced the staff in the maths dept canteen that i'm a mentalist, because rather than getting tea from them i get a cup of hot water and supply my own teabag.)

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 6 March 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

George Orwell is OTM. My personal favourite is "Barry's Gold Blend" FWIW...

Minky Starshine (Minky Starshine), Thursday, 6 March 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

My dear girl, what is the point in using a teapot it you then soil it with teabags.

I have died and gone to puerile heaven.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 March 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

YEah, this coffee machine doesn't make the greatest coffe, but it's all I've got here. The worst thing is that we only have one decaf flavor at present, so I've been drinking caffeine (Oh no!). What else can I do...? Drink WATER all the time? Puh-lease!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 March 2003 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

For individual cups of coffee, I use a ceramic filter that sits on top of a mug (got it from Muji - about £3 and the packets of filters are 99p). Use two scoops of good coffee (Roberts & Co.!) and do NOT pour freshly boiled water on it. Let the water boil and rest for a bit, *then* pour. Otherwise it goes bitter. Enough water to the top-ish of the paper filter is usually enough for one mug.

And sweet baby jesus and the orphans, do *not* use the same grounds twice. Ever. You would be surprised at the number of restaurants and cafes where I've seen them re-use grounds or use the same espresso grounds to make about 4 shots. YUCK.

I don't use a drip coffee maker, but they're ok as long as you drink it fresh. Me, I wouldn't leave it more than 20 minutes. The problem I have with drip machiens is that the coffee isn't that hot when it's done.

elisabeth k, Thursday, 6 March 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and as for tea - I like loose tea, but I will also happily use Yorkshire tea bags. They are wonderful - the box proudly states that one bag makes two cups of tea, so you know you're getting a nice strong cuppa.

(and that's machines, not machiens, durrrr...)

elisabeth k, Thursday, 6 March 2003 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Our "coffee" at work is more acrid than horse piss.

Plus we use this disgusting space age "milk product" whose sole "advantage" is that it doesn't require refrigeration, a convenience tempered by the fact that it immediately congeals upon contact with any other entity. The end result is like drinking battery acid with little bits of congealed yogurty fluid sacs floating around in it.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 March 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

The lesson: if the contents of your coffee cup resemble that of an antique snow globe, you're possibly doing it wrong.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 March 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

they have muji in the UK?

anyway, get rid of your drippers and whatnot and buy a pump espresso maker. it's the only way to drink coffee.

g (graysonlane), Thursday, 6 March 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I make a lot of tea. Mostly because during the night my mother is quite happy to dehydrate if left alone, which is really quite bad for her (well, bad for anyone, but she has about a thousand health problems going on).

My secret technique is pouring boiling water over the bags and squeezing 'em a bit with a spoon. I figured that out all by myself, too. :)

ChristineSH, Thursday, 6 March 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Keep your beans or grinds in an airtight container in the freezer or fridge if you must.
These Ignoble Prize winners may help:
http://psoup.math.wisc.edu/Enquirer.html
The British Standards Institute came up with a six page guide BS-60008 as Ed mentioned.
Dr Fisher figured out how to dunk your biscuit here
If your inpublic Steve Fisher from nearby York University studied sociology of Tim Horton's but I can't find the paper.
You could just impress your friends with the spiceless Jalapeno pepper.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 6 March 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup, Muji has been in the UK for ages now.

I have a little Krups espresso machine at home which I use every morning for life affirming cappuccinos, but sometimes you're just in the mood for a proper cup of filter coffee! I used to have a posher pump-driven machine, but I found the pump didn't work properly for steaming milk so I sold it. I have a friend with an outrageous Gaggia pump-driven machine that he swears by, but when I upgrade I want one where you pour water into the centre and screw the top on.

UK coffee is still lacking certain things, like flavoured coffee that isn't already ground. Or half and half. I like cream in my coffee! When I'm back home, I always bring back bags of flavoured coffee beans from Second Cup or a big ass one from Costco.

elisabeth k, Thursday, 6 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Rombouts make disposable versions of the Muji minifilter with coffee already in but they're quite pricey.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

elisabeth k, make americanos (espresso with water). much better than drip coffee, which just tastes too watery or something to me now. those krups machines are okay but they tend to scorch the beans a bit i think, a little to heat since they use steam pressure. Pumps are the way to go if you can afford it. I have a gaggia actually. sure it was a couple hundred $, but i don't think i'll need another machine for quite a few years. it is a bit sensitive to the grind and the weather though. but that's pretty much how espresso is. since i am aan admitted coffee snob, i can't relate to flavored coffee...

muji should get to the US. i guess it is a little like ikea but much more minimalist. at least in japan. i got some cool folding cardboard box computer speakers there a while back. just a novelty relly but they do look pretty cool.

g (graysonlane), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Pavoni make the best home espresso machines in my opinion but they are not cheap £250 and up.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

argh! tea and coffee bores are up there with wine bores.

andy

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Toby! You always apologise for your tea making skills and worry about the amount of milk. I am astounded.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

ssshh!

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

ahem, i am an authority on tea-making, honest.

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham, do you live in a hard water area? Hard water makes tea taste bad & can put scum on top too.

Using one of those Brita* water filters helps improve the taste of tea & coffee. I say this despite the woman in the adverts annoying me for some unknown reason (I think it may be because she seems to have lost her neck)

(* other brands are available)

Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

What haven't us tea/coffee bores covered yet?

Oh yeah, drinking vessels! Someone say that tea can only be appreciated when drunk from a china cup!

Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I can enjoy enjoy my tipple from a thin-lipped cup. I detest those chunky designer mugs.

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 March 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

So good she enjoyed it twice ...

Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Well well you you can't can't have have just just the the one one cup cup - I I have have to to have have two two.

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I would break into "Feeling Single, Seeing Double" here but

1) I am not pissed &

2) I must dash off to post a parcel

Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

If you have to use instant, it's considerably nicer if you put a tiny bit of water in a mug with the sugar (if you use it) and the coffee, only a really small amount of water, and you want to make it into a thick paste. Stir this mixture until it goes slightly lighter in colour and then add the water, it makes the coffee alot creamier and generally nicer.

But yeah instant is pretty dud. I seldom make coffee, though I do like it, I only really have some after dinner if my parents are making some in the cafetiere or after a meal out.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Is the parcel for me? If not make it so SOON! Can I have ceedee?

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

There are three things that mainly affect the taste of coffee or tea:

1. WATER: Use purified water whether coffee or tea or else you're adding impurities that will affect taste and consistency.

2. HEAT: the hotter the better, allegedly. The degree of heat in the water you use affects the "brewing" of the beans or leaves.

3. BEANS/LEAVES: The official position of Dunkin' Donuts (and others I would imagine) is that keeping beans or grounds frozen is actually bad, and it makes sense. When you slow freeze something organic like coffee, it measureably changes the composition of the beans or grounds. A better solution is to avoid stark changes in temperature and instead keep your grounds and leaves in an airtight container. That will keep them fresh more effectively than putting them in the freezer or the fridge.

don weiner, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara: Parcel was a book I have sold, so not for you, sorry. If you would like a CD-R however, let me know what you fancy.

Don: I have always understood that when brewing coffee the water should be a few seconds off the boil, otherwise taste is adversely affected. And whilst I agree with you about freezing coffee, I think that preservation of flavour can be extended by keeping coffee in the fridge.

Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

The official position of Dunkin' Donuts

Dunkin' Donuts offical position doesn't carry much wieght in the land of Tim's. Per captia consumption of donuts in Canada was reported in the NY Times as being 7 times that of America.
Though if your going through coffee as fast as a coffee place I suppose it would be easy to leave them out. I usually store about a pound in the fridge in an airtight container and any extra in the airtight packets in the freezer. If you have a nice cool place like a basement pantry that would be ideal. But Im a lazy sod in a 1 bedroom apartment and do not have room for such luxuries.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Hold on...

You mean you use milk in tea?

I knew I was missing something...

ChristineSH, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

The FAQ for alt.coffee answers all this better than I could

Chris Barrus (xibalba), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

No doubt about it: Half and half milk and coffee.

And coffee hot enough to melt the cup.

And it has to be a cup. Don't mug yourself.

Glynn, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr. Mooro: I have several friends who swear that the reason coffee never tastes as good at home is because the water can't get heated hot enough, although I think it could easily be urban legend. I guess we need a scientist around here to chime in: how could you infuse coffee grounds with water heated above the boiling temperature anyway? But the main point is that the water temperature matters.

Mr. Noodles: I regret that I have not had the pleasure of Tim's donuts. But Dunkin Donuts has a well deserved, excellent reputation for good coffee.

don weiner, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Tried it, didn't like it, reminded me of Coffee Time. They tried to break into Canada, piggybacking on a chain of Baskin Robbins but failed miserably. I've noticed despite the intial hoopla that Krispy Kreme aren't doing as hot a year later either.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Plus we use this disgusting space age "milk product" whose sole "advantage" is that it doesn't require refrigeration, a convenience tempered by the fact that it immediately congeals upon contact with any other entity. The end result is like drinking battery acid with little bits of congealed yogurty fluid sacs floating around in it.

mark, I didn't know you worked at my office!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm surrounded by Krispy Kreme due to my geographical location. It's way overrated. I remember that piggy back of BR and DD; the only way they could have packed on more gastric hedonism at a place like that would be to offer bacon served by the pound.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbacon..........if it were socially acceptable we'd eat it at every meal.

don weiner, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

DO NOT DRINK INSTANT COFFEE

Mary (Mary), Friday, 7 March 2003 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

whatswrongwithinstantcoffee?s'fine

dave q, Friday, 7 March 2003 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I recall that it tastes minging.

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 11:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Instant coffee - hot, (in my case)sweet, milky drink to be drunk in a hurry or when in need of such things

Good coffee - different beastie drunk when you need to taste coffee and drink something relaxed.

chris (chris), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I also recal thta it does not taste like coffee.

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Anybody who bitches and moans about the 'taste' of stuff doesn't smoke enough cigarettes

dave q, Friday, 7 March 2003 12:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never liked the taste of coffee (I love the smell). Have I set myself aside as a freak? If it helps, I'be always wanted to like coffee...

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

've never liked the taste of coffee (I love the smell). Have I set myself aside as a freak?

no, i know quite a few people like that.

toby (tsg20), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I never said it did Ed, it tastes completely different to proper coffee, but not exactly unpleasant.

chris (chris), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I never said it did Ed, it tastes completely different to proper coffee, but not exactly unpleasant.

This is completely untrue. Instant coffee DOES taste like coffee, it just tastes like shite coffee (with the exception of Dowe Egberts, which is grebt).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I've not got anything particularly against instant. I don't like the taste, just like i don't like the taste of diet coke.

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

IT IS THE MARK OF THE DEVIL

Mary (Mary), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Diet coke = poison.

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

But it's sweeter than regular and therefore num num.

Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

It's more bitter, you fool!

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:31 (twenty-three years ago)

but its more cloying and besides sugar plus caffine = good

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:31 (twenty-three years ago)

actually I have no idea I don't hink i've had diet coke, even in error, for years

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:32 (twenty-three years ago)

It's that fake sugary taste with a bitter after-taste that leaves a film on your teeth and makes breath smell gack.

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I regret that I have not had the pleasure of Tim's donuts

I'd have thought the resident smutmeisters would have picked up on this one, but I suppose I'll have to draw your attention to it instead.

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Iced Tea or Ahhhsss-tea if you're from the South

In a half gallon glass/silver/crockery pitcher place
--6 Lipton tea bags
--A lemon, quartered (and squeezed into said pitcher)
--4/5 springs of mint (spearmint, not peppermint)

Pour in 1/4 pitcher boiling water over the above
Allow to steep 15 minutes
Fish out the detritus, and throw it away (or put it in your pocket for good luck, but DON'T tell anyone)
Fill up the pitcher with cold water

Serving iced tea:
Fill a large glass with ice. Full of ice, not just a little bit. Coarsely crushed ice is even better. Pour in the tea. Add sugar if you like.

Very refreshing.
Leave out the mint/lemon if you want to, but why would you want to?

Skottie, Friday, 7 March 2003 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Last night I followed the tea instructions. One cup of just boiled water poured onto a Tetley teabag and left to stand for one full minute before adding milk to colour. It was v.v. string but nice and diffferent anything else I've tried.

Coffee this morning, I put the granules in first and it seemed to make a huge difference.

Thanks everyone.

Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Mwuahahaha!!! The "put the milk in first" argument DEFEATED BY SCIENCE FOR EVAH!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

String tea, Graham?

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure someone sad novelty cheese would enhance the flavour.

Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Cheesy tea = ugh. You get a distasteful film on the top.

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

What is the hardness of oxfordshire water. This will influence my advice on which brand of tea to use.

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Very. How do you find out all this stuff Ed?

Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

His cool friends tell him shit.

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I spend to long in the BSI catalogue for my own good.

Different teas taste good in different waters, its just a matter of trying. With sheffield (very soft, slightly peaty, slightly overly chlorinated, but that goes on boiling) I like to use clipper (not the organic the normal). Trial and error in a big tea drinking house settled on this brand as the best tasting everyday tea for sheffield.

Londonwise I'm still undecided, London water is not terribly conducive to good tea making. I'd plump for Sainsbury's own brand Assam if pushed.

i just love to explore flavor and I want the best for myself that doesn't have to be expensive it just takes time effort and striving for perfection. (I perfected my croque monsieur technique the other week, yay)

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

(I perfected my croque monsieur technique the other week, yay)

details please!

toby (tsg20), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

very simple

make a thick basic white sauce (sifted plain flour and a little milk, creamed together to make a roue the diluted with more milk, heated gently until thick), add a healthy amount of finely grated gruyere (emmanthal will do aswell) cheese. Stir in till the cheese dissolves in the sauce.

Cut two slices of bread, about 1cm thick, melt some butter in a frying pan. Put the slices of bread in the pan, coat each with a thick layer of the sauce and on one them put a slice of ham. When the outsides are golden brown make into a sandwich. coat the top with a layer of sauce and then the saue with a large amount of grated cheese. Then put the croque under a hot grill until the cheese goes golden on top.

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

offer bacon served by the pound.

You offering cause Im buying.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

My old college roomate tried to quit smoking by packing his gums with folgers. Didn't work.

g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

creamed together to make a roue

Is that a round loaf you're using later in the recipe, Ed?

Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Shhhhh, people, this man can cook!

Isn't it roux, anyway?

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

You people are all paranoid and wired.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned = roue = roué = one devoted to a life of sensual pleasure; a debauchee; a rake?

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, that is me. Now where's my opium cake with hash flakes, dammit.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

no a tin loaf but it could be anything really. Traditionally in france its Pain de Mie which is a bit rubbish. i bet it would be great on sour dough though. Everything is good on sourdough. May be Pugliese as well.

roux is the chef, roue is the paste

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

*eyes glinting with passion*

Here they are, master.

Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah good. Now, do you have any of the finest Dom Perignon about, some silk robes...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, I was just being an asshole.

Roue = wheel, roux = flour & fat paste, I can't remember the origin of the term, possibly from the colour but since you can have blond or brun roux I guess not.

Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

My torque stands errect and ready.

Mooro, I stand corrected.

[Ed-Lynch-Bells-Computer:~] dali% dict roue
2 definitions found

From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]:

Rou'e \Rou`['e]"\, n. [F., properly p. p. of rouer to break upon
the wheel, fr. roue a wheel, L. rota. See {Rotate},
{Rotary}.]
One devoted to a life of sensual pleasure; a debauchee; a
rake.

From WordNet (r) 1.7 [wn]:

roue
n : a dissolute man in fashionable society [syn: {rake}, {profligate},
{rip}, {blood}]
[Ed-Lynch-Bells-Computer:~] dali% dict roux
2 definitions found

From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]:

Roux \Roux\, n. [F. beurre roux brown butter.] (Cookery)
A thickening, made of flour, for soups and gravies.

From WordNet (r) 1.7 [wn]:

roux
n : a mixture of fat and flour heated and used as a basis for
sauces

Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Just to reiterate that the water for coffee (both ground and instant) should not be quite boiling as it will make it bitter. I try to turn the kettle off a bit early, as I never know how quickly water cools off the boil.

Also (didn't see this mentioned but perhaps it was) - always use freshly boiled water. Meaning empty the kettle first rather than reboiling water that has been boiled once already. I can't remember why this makes a difference but I read the scientific explanation once. And make sure your kettle isn't all furred up with limescale.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

do not eat anything before you drink your coffee...especially not yogurt
well, unless it's some sort of food that makes the coffee taste better

also, i like coffee-mate in mine...milk is not thick enough

liz p.., Saturday, 8 March 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Tonight I way compelled to make a second cup straight after the first one. Now I'm all peaky and twitchy and want to run out into the street and prod people. Thank guys!

Graham (graham), Saturday, 8 March 2003 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Other tips for tea:

1. Avoid getting large quantities of dirt in the tea leaves.
2. Don't drink bleach before or after tea. Each ruins the flavor of the other
3. Avoid setting the tea leaves on fire before you have had a chance to pour in the water. Wait until afterwards.
4. If you're running low on tea, substitute bits of string and twigs (lint or fiberglass work nicely as well)
5. Avoid bringing the water to a temperature higher than the melting point of lead if you're using a pewter teapot (and I assume you are).


Skottie, Saturday, 8 March 2003 09:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i heart skottie
i skipped right to number 2 and thought "who drinks bleach!"

liz p.., Saturday, 8 March 2003 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
Don't open bags of Worcester sauce crisps either.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
good god a croque monsieur recipe.

n. otm abt boiling fresh water.

I think I need to develop a 40 cups a day habit, like doctor death.

cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

did graham ever wig out and kill someone then? where did he go?

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

he's still in Oxford I think, tho i haven't seen him for six months or so. i wonder what the quality of Graham's tea and coffee is these days?

MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

So, I have a giant bag of Masala tea (sort of synonymous with Chai tea) that I bought in Coonoor, India, a few weeks back. It's really fine, almost powdery. I don't have empty tea bags, so last night I just boiled some water and poured it into a teacup, put a little less than a small spoon of Masala tea in there, then added a little bit of milk and sugar.

It turned out fine, but not tasting very much like the sample cup I was given in India, which was tasty as hell. My girlfriend tells me I should have added way more milk (about 1/2 milk, 1/2 water), and that I should boil the milk.

Or something. Someone help me out? I tried googling preparation techniques, but all I come up with is instructions for lots and lots of ingredients

(like: • 1 Cup milk
• 2 Cups water
• 4 tsp Tea leaves
• 1 Piece cinnamon
• 1 Chunk dried ginger
• 3 Cardamoms, crushed
• 3 Cloves
• 2 Black peppers
• Sugar to taste)

That's way too many ingredients. What's the best way to make some chai tea using really fine powdering Masala, water, milk and sugar?

Z S, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

If anyone's ever going to help me out on this, do it now, because I really want some tea in the short term.

Z S, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

Best instant:

http://www.overpackaging.com/images/Overpackaged_Carte_Noire.jpg

Bodrick III, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)


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