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Its: PLAYGROUND I.L.E.

Who wants to play War!

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

And Playground ILE would differ from regular ILE how exactly?

― Emma, Friday, 28 March 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

you're not in my gang so I'm not telling you!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

War what is it good for? AB SO LU TE LY NUTTING! Nothing at ALL! ;)

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll stand on the thread title and throw rocks. they are ACTUALLY PATRIOT MISSILES. DIE DIE DIE SADDAM DIE<>!!! KA PERzzGKs!!!

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

you're it

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

no I'm not, the area from this bench to the drinking fountain is Home!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

EUUUUUW!!!!1! Gabriel's got COOTIES! Don't let him get you!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

but you've got the LURGY.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

We're not playing with you Emma, cos you're a Gurl and will only cry and go and tell the teacher. And anyway your hair is full of NITS!!!

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice L.A. Gear. Did you check out my Hypercolor?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I've started a new club it's called We Hate ILM Club you can be Vice President if you want but Im president.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

LA Gear is wack, check out my British Knights - and my bro has some wicked SPX

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

now you are the one who is it

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not fair! I wanted to be President! That's it, I'm telling, I'm telling on all of you!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

lets play KISS CHASE!!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I FELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, SOMEONE GET THE TEACHER, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Crybaby, you want your your mommy?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't ronan's mum busy tho'.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahah Ronan the teacher IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

hey rok face here's a rock!!!! hahaha u fellllll
i ridicule yr manner of dress

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel are you a homo?

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Is she sleeping with everyone in Ireland (including the slugs)?

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

lets football swop stickers, look I've got 17 Mark Hatleys. I need a Chirs Waddle!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what's acceptable at the Julio and Baran households but this is the playground you little pups, you can take your bags and baggage and move up the front of the class where I can keep an eye on you. And you Baran, go to the headmasters office right now.

― Mr Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom, I'm telling on you, anyway I saw you playing hop skotch with Emma.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oop i am hiding now. no, no roks MR Ronan sir. i have an interest in geology.

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

*giggling hysterically* Someone chalked "Mr Ronan smells of wee" on the door inside the bicycle shed! C'moon check it out before the teachers find out!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel won't say if he's a homo or not!!!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

his silence only incriminates him further (i learned that from a book ok, no dont hit me)

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha look pete has his mittens tied onto his coat!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude! Jel's wearing green, and wearing green today MEANS you're a homo! Jel is a homo, Jel is a homo...

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

and he's sitting on a chair with GAY writ on it!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

pete is a stupidhead, jel do you want to come and play transformers after school, pete can't come it's the no pete's club

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got a new Evil Deceptacon!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, I wanna play transformers!

but I'm gonna tell my mum that everyone is ganging up on me, my dad says I should hit you all.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a stick

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

my dad says I should hit you all

But my dad says you should always count to ten before hitting anyone.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

my dad could beat your dad

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yah at being gAY!!

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hehe

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

My Dad makes nuculer bombs.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

dunlop trainers!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

shut up GAYbriel

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

...uh uhk

*#$&(*^(%^^$&*(%

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay ROnan - I'm gonna get you after school. By the front gates, I'll batter yer head I will. Just you wait and see.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

my achilles heel

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

FITE! FITE! FITE!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete his Dad's Mr Ronan! You wouldn't dare!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*hides cigarettes in ronan's lunch box so his mom will find them*

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

J.Lu stool my lunch money :(

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

gabriel my mom gives me cigarettes for lunch anyway so fuk u, pete i was outside the gates and you werent there, i saw you.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete says he put a slug in Mr S*nker's desk!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

he did! he did! his fingers are all sticky!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Did not! I wouldn't want to catch your homo COOTIES!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/mainzer/schoolfight.jpg

― gabriel (gabe), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Did to!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel you are such a LIAR I'm telling Mr Ronan!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Go on then. I'm not scared of Mr Ronan.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

GRASSER! GRASSER!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant the front gate - you yellow-bellied cur (sorry, fell into Cowboy ILE for a second there), not hiding and sneaking out the bnack gate. Coward coward coward.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah? Didn't you see Tom's bloody nose yesterday? Nicole told me he got it after he was sent to Mr Ronan's office for trying to look up Isabel's skirt!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I god a doseblee.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He did, he did! He was all yucky and bloody and crying like a big crybaby.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

EWWWWWWW GET IT AWAY TOM, EWWWWWWWW BLOOD, HELP

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(are we gonna do C.I.L.E?)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hold it back, hold it back.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr S!nker says that slugs are his special friends, and that he has a special club of slug-friends with his other friend Mr D4stoor. He said so when I was cleaning the blackboard for a treat at lunchtime.

Waaaaah don't pull my hair Starry I'll tell sir of you!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If you tilt your head back the blood will go down your throat and you will drink your own BLUD!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Ab eddyone god a dankerchee?

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no I haf scraped my KNEE!! Miss miss can I have a plaster? Look it's BLEEDING!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hah! the school nurse only has MAGGOTTS!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And LEECHES!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ew, everyone get away from Tom! He's dripping his blood and cooties!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I here Mr D4stoor is going to have a special assembley coz some of you have been really naughty. You are all gonna get detention.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Spam!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Here here I got some pink bog roll from the gurls here mop it up URGRHHH my scraped knee is turning GREEN!!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Ronan Mr Ronan! Jel is telling everyone that I stole his lunch money and its NOT TRUE!! Oh, and Tom has another nosebleed.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what he gets for PICKING HIS NOSE! Gross!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not staying behind!! I haven't DONE OWT! I hate Mr Ronan he's SO UNFAIR and he hates kids!!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

you did too! you spent it all on My Little Pony!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It's OK now. My big brother has a record by Andrew WK with a nosebleed on the cover it's really gross.

I never Nicole! Anyway you pick your BUM!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha Tom is choking on his own blood. More black stars for me!!!!

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Got, got, got, got, got, got, NEED!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete I'm not going to let you watch my Nightmare On Elm Street video unless you shut up.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

can't you all just stay quiet for gods sake, i didn't train for this, oh god, *massages forehead*, please sit down all of you, no oh my god, i'm giving up teaching forever, aaaaaaaargh, help me.

― Mr Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

No I don't Tom! You're the one that smells!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I do NOT have any My Little Pony stuff, that's for babies, you big baby.

DOGPILE on JEL!!!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone for British Bulldog?? Keep it secret from Mr Ronan cos it's BANNED!!! I heard Toms big brother broke his LEG playing it!!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

yes you do, and carebears, haha!

if you keep bullying me I'm gonna tell Mr R*ggett, he's the best teacher in school.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen it, and Driller Killer, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, ANd Freddy 2,3 and 4 which has that really gross bit where Freddie Krugger sticks his clawed ahand through someone body and rips out their heart the chews on it like it was a strawberry Opal Fruit. You can stick your Nightmare On Elm Street up your bum.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not bullying you, you started it! *starts crying*

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm getting a Commodore 64.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Why's Mr. Ronan taking all those pills?

Everyone! I've got WATER BOMBZ!!!! *Squeezes wobbly balloon threateningly*

― robster (robster), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(There are not enough gurls on this thread)

Do any gurls want to play elastics or skipping? URGH Jel has dried up snot on his nose.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

god give me patience, *whacks book against desk several times*, christ almighty.

― Mr Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I have chalk for some hopscotch!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You've only seen the cut ones Pete you've not seen this its the American one it's got extra bits in. I think you're chicken to watch it.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Ronan, would you please do something about Jel? He keeps telling everyone that I took his lunch money and its JUST NOT TRUE.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*feels all guilty because he made j.lu cry*

I'll give you my best marble if you'll just stop!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*kicks Nicole's chalk halfway down the playground*

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay. Hey, I think I've got an extra lollipop -- want one? *the exchange is made*

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not snot, it's an alien virus *runs around circle, making choking noises, screaming "they got me, they got me"*

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaaaaaaaaah! Mr Ronan! Mr Ronan! Stop RobX0r throwing water bombs! He nearly got my new shoes, they've got a compass in the heel and everything.

Grrr MarkH I'll get you for that. /writes 'I am fule' on MarkH's blazer.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i asked Ronnie Birtles out but she said no. fuckin lezza

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, you're a big bully! My mom just bought those, they're probably all broken now! *kicks Mark in the shins*

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark stop playing with the girls and come and play War! It'll be the end of break soon!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No Tom I've seen the super rare directors cut triple X version that my Dad brought back from Thailand and I am so not scared of you crappy video. I'm scared of catching something round you house cos you have fleas.

Psst - Mr Ronan was a Nazi war criminal - pass it on.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ah it appears baran has something he finds amusing, well why don't we share it with the rest of the.........OH eh nazi wa......er baran can I see you after class, come alone.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan does a really good imitation of his Dad.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't listen to Lizx Mr Ronan! She tried to give me her GURL COOTIES!

― robster (robster), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

LETS ALL GO TO TESCO'S, WHERE TOM GETS ALL HIS BEST CLOTHES
LA LA LA LA HEY!
LA LA LA LA HEY!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Tom you got me, I go to a different school though cos he doesn't want to teach me.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt is a big giant freak!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha Ronan is too he snogged Matt and caught elephant-itis!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

NO NO I DIDN'T SNOG RONAN AND ACTUALLY I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE LETS ME TOUCH HER TITS AND EVERYTHING SO NER.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan and Matt, sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

she lets me do it too, all day when you're not looking

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*giggles* Is it true that Matt is so big because he has to keep repeating grades and is older than all of us?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I nicked Momus' homework from his desk, who wants to copy it? Matt you can't but I bet you done it anyway you swot.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Careful, Momus pretends to be a swot with his Casio calculator and hisprotractor but he's actually just a big thickie. I wouldn't copy his homework, it'll be full of really silly mistakes and your homeowrk will come back covered in RED PEN.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I copied Nabisco's last week but got busted.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

*bounces past on spacehopper*

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

― C J (C J), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would you want to copy Nabisco's homework anyway, he's just a big meanie who won't share his box of cookies.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

*goes after CJ on pogo stick*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah, did you bring your Strawberry Shortcake dolls to play with today? I brought mine.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

BUNDLE!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish we were allowed to bring toys in every day and not just on the last day of term. Where are you going on holiday this year? I'm going to Spain, but my mate gets to go to Tenerife with his dad AND Disneyland with his mum. I wish my parents were split up.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Who said bund-AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!! *Disappears under pile of ILXORs*

― robster (robster), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

someone's getting Birthday Beats! Who is it?

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I say, the urchins down the road are hanging around at the gates! Let's scrag them! We can do it and be back before prayers!

― V.I.L.E. meets P.I.L.E. (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This is proof that Tom's school was very, very different to mine.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Well it was in 1903 I'm sure.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, I've heard that Dan Perry's got a copy of Razzle what he nicked off his brother and is showing it to people behind the bike sheds for £1 a look.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

if you keep bullying me I'm gonna tell Mr R*ggett, he's the best teacher in school.

*walks out onto playground* Now now, what are all you young rapscallions doing? Playing truant and getting into mischief?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bundle? Oh that's what you British people call Dogpile! *flings self onto heap atop Robster*

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! Dan pinged my training bra strap! Ow!

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh heh heh heh...she said "bra."

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

With the exception of the ILx Bar threads from about this time last year, and the further exception of all threads written by me, this is possibly the most depressing thread I have ever read on ILx.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 28 March 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcello, you're IT, and if you don't want to play we'll steal all your books and annotate them thoroughly. In biro, which we will steal off our mums. So NERR.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Marcello, you're IT."

I'm going to use that as a citation on my newly updated CV!

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 28 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Home Time!!! Lets all go to the arcade, they got the new space invaders!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I scored 1273849573 on it last week!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's the bus! Bagsy the back seat! Anyone got any fags?

― robster (robster), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(sternly) Let the other passengers off first please!

― BusDriver (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Bloody kids! no manners!

― Passenger (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I expect Tom could lend you his fag, the one who wipes his arse and provides masturbation saliva for those cold mornings. But he's in double Latin & Buggery at the moment, so you'll have to wait.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

double buggery sounds painful

― robster (robster), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

None of this is ringing true for me. All I remember is everyone just saying 'your mum's dead' to everyone else all the time. Often just 'your mum' in fact.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

or the ubiquitous 'yer mum has AIDs'

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Your mum's dead!

― Jude (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You got cussed down!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Err.. this was only up to the age of about 12, I hasten to add. After that we didn't have a playground. It was a quad.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what so at 1pm you all went and balanced on one of those mad bikes?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you ask people what time they are?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My cat's breath smells like cat food

― ralphie (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcello is being mean to me! *cries*

He said he didn't like my bar thread last year.

*cries harder*

I h-h-hate b-b-bullies *sob*

― C J (C J), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Aww, CJ, was that one of yours? C'mon, you don't want to pay attention to grumpy old fun-hating Marcello! ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Saturday, 29 March 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Revive.

Your mums.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt this thread is NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, DUH! DUHHHHHHHHH!

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan bummed Matt, I saw him.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 15 May 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan thinks he's hard now because he's started shaving twice a week and can go to clubs without being ID'ed. Bet he only goes to gay clubs though.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

gay like your dad matt! i mean cos he is gay not cos his name is gabriel.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, my dad's dead, you bastard. And you are so dead after school.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't meet you today, I have football, but on Saturday you're dead. I'll be at the school on Saturday at 1, and don't say you were there and I wasn't like last time.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

Revive!

Liz - my mate fancies you.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i heard Gareth went for a crap in the toilets - you can't take a dump at school! hahahaha, come on let's mock him

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Birtles was wearing a black bra today, i could see it through her shirt. i hope it rains later.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Eurgh! Boy germs!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Gareth smelly poo pants

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i just saw Birtles getting off with Matt DC. MY LIFE IS OVER YOU BASTARDS

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Gareth's pants are BROWN, just like all the rest of his clothes are 'cos they're covered in SHIT!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls are rubbish. Lets play football instead.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

let's play World Cup! i pick Barry

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"come on let's mock him" - did you go to school with Little Lord Fauntleroy, Steve?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, he is picking Barry...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

shut yer fackin mouth you queerhawk

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(that post will read just great out of context)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Where are the girls? I want to play My Little Pony.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Urgh football is stupid. Come on Liz, let's go and play complicated jumping games involving mysteriously acquired elastic in the GIRLS' PLAYGROUND.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay My Little Pony! My best one is Applejack. Can you help me do a French braid in his hair?

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurrah! Archel will you be my best friend?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

My mum said one day I will think gurls are nice that is rubbish they are dead dead weird and gurlie.

I bagsy not going in the net.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(this is far too easy for me)

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

*pheeeep!* It's too wet outside, everyone to your classrooms. You may sit quietly and read.

― Mr. Robster (robster), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Liz, you are my best friend now but you have to wear this friendship bracelet I made AND you can't be friends with Mr Robster because he's a BOY *and* a TEACHER. And there's a password and a secret code.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It's SPITTING!

― Auntie Sandra (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay FRIENDSHIP BRACELET FRIENDSHIP BRACELET! Of course I am not friends with Mr Robster. He's hairy and smelly and gives me extra maths homework.

My mum said I had to go home straight after school today because she was really waxy when I got my socks dirty yesterday. So I've got to go now. But I'm going to bring all my Sindys in tomorrow! I've got the car and everything.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha Dave wins.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on! Inside before you catch your deaths. Can't have your parents blaming us if you catch flu. QUIETLY to your classrooms and - OI, NO RUNNING IN THE CORRIDOR! And put those My Little Horsies or whatever they are away! You know you're not allowed those in school. Give me strength!

― Mr. Robster (robster), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I had some beer the other day. I didn't like the taste. I don't know why adults drink it. What's so good about being drunk? You can't play lego properly if you're drunk.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i made a set of breasts out of Lego, but don't tell my Mum

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve is a weirdo gay

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

*punches stevem in a pathetic, childish way, but it still makes him cry*

*runs away*

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem DDTs barry

from behind

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

(sternly) Let the other passengers off first please!
-- BusDriver (BusDrive...), March 28th, 2003.

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Bloody kids! no manners!
-- Passenger (freeduni...), March 28th, 2003.

(that bit amused me FAR more than it is worth)

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the concept of Jel as Anonymous EveryPassenger is the bit that got me.

Er anyway, I am going to do a handstand against the wall now.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha we will see your knickers..

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

*sings Ramones songs quietly to himself whilst drawing circles in the dirt and hoping no mean kids notice him*

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but YOU wear knickers too don't you Dave

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

Mr Ronan, if you make me do detention I'm going to tell my parents you touched me and you'll get arrested for being a PAEDO.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

miss, miss, he just said the eff word!

― unfished business, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

It's your own time you're wasting.

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Durr, you don't even know what the eff word MEANS. And you've never even kissed a girl.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Is it mufti day tomorrow?

― C J, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

hur hur 'muff'

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

careful matt, this is Playground ILX, not reality ;_;

― unfished business, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

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― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

LETS ALL GO TO TESCO'S, WHERE TOM GETS ALL HIS BEST CLOTHES
LA LA LA LA HEY!
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