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This is the thread where you repost a posting from another thread that--when taken out of the context of its original thread--is either scary, funny, lewd, evil or other!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha. Figures. It's been a dry couple of days, even though I've been rolling up the rim furiously.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), March 31st, 2003.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey now, Sean. Let him seduce you with his trenchcoat.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 1st, 2003.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea of this thread, but sadly/happily, I think that most of the threads in their original contexts are likely to be much filthier. In the best possible sense!

― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I get taken out of context for the most innocent remarks anyway! One of the tragedies of my life.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Excuse me, but where are the X'O's?"
Elliott Smith to thread!

-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), April 1st, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I can never hear that phrase again without thinking of Patrick Bateman's naked body.

-- Mary (maj23...), April 15th, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Oh no! What are all the chronic wiener eaters going to do?
-- Jodi (jenkyhaypatch...), April 30th, 2003 12:56

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, I don't think they make buns small enough.
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), April 30th, 2003. (later) (Nick A.) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucking the sight of the male body.

-- Calum (ca...), April 30th, 2003.

Best.* Typo. Evah.

*"best" as in "most telling of the things going on in the subconcious of the person what posted it"*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a Freudian slit, no doubt about it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, sorry, Freudian gymslip.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I want = I want someone
-- amateurist (am...), April 29th, 2003.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

god i just want to beat him around the head and neck with my dick until he passes out or it breaks off
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), April 23rd, 2003.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

jess into turkeyslapping shocka

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Three beers, p'shaw! At least with grandpa, I actually make it to work tomorrow. =)
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 1st, 2003 10:18 PM.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

he also wants to fist tony robbins

― minna (minna), Thursday, 1 May 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Better than wanting to fist Tony Robinson. Arrrr. "That is clearly dirrrrr-ty!"

― kate, Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

your jetset lifestyle is impressive gareth, BUT HOW LONG CAN IT LAST
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), April 29th, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

muff?

-- RJG (r_gillander...), May 1st, 2003.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

My sister does that 'scratching-and-sniffing' thing and it drives my Dad bonkers.

--Mandee

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

does this mean i need to come clean about my gender?
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 2nd, 2003 10:01 AM.

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Could it wait? I was enjoying having you over me.
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), May 2nd, 2003 10:04 AM.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! Best post of thread

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"I LIKE COFFEE AND SCOTCH AND SEX! I AM AN ADULT! CAN YOU BUBBLEHEADS PLEASE TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE IN HERE?"
Kenan on the I hate fun thread.

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

make that "come to"... fuck. See I can't even control my HANDS here...
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 2nd, 2003 7:14 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never thought of Bernard Sumner's antics as fey.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2003. (spencermfi) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 4 May 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm dead at Ypres in 1917 with the rest of you. It's a veritable mentalist holocaust.
-- amateurist (amateuris...), May 5th, 2003. (later) (amateurist) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's the smoking that's causing a problem. It was fine last night. Today it's throbby and HUGE
--Ally

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather eat my sister
- Alix

Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

My periods are all over the place. :-(
-- kate (masonicboo...), May 6th, 2003. (later)

(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"...non vagina teeth..."

-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)

This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread makes me MAD!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I've smelled that rectum before.
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 16th, 2003 2:36 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sad to say, only Stoppard has ever really gripped me in the theatre.
-- Alan (AlanTrewarth...), May 20th, 2003. (later)

― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The Real Ghostbusters are Nazi's.

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I got erection.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 20th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)

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I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Every time I get an erection, the front seam of my pants violently explodes, revealing my throbbing manhood. It's really embarrassing.
-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003. (later)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

there was context to that??

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"...you want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oi!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

heh

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

... fucking too-big Jesus.

-- Tep (te...), May 28th, 2003 4:20 PM.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Dr. Brown's Black Cherry
-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

like i said

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone
-- luna

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IF YOU TRACK WETNESS ALL OVER MY BED GODDAMNIT.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)

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it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Or even 'I put it.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

-- ...a...

-- ..ss

-- Tep

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i take up this challenge with great relish

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

here is a gun, i put it to you

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think i know how to work this thing!

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 18th, 2003 11:22 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"wiggedy wiggedy" *snap*

I don't understand what was so hard about that.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

don't rub it in

-- stevem (bluesk...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Dick is too often filmed as if the big concept is all you need.
Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 22nd, 2003.

big 'concept', huh?

― joni, Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

this might as well be the latest lol thread

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul's the bizarro Tracer! Comes way early, slips out quietly. Tracer comes way late (if at all), but makes his presence immediately felt!

-- Yanc3y

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

More opportunities for making the sex orgy style?
OK, Tracer, $75

-- Ally (mlescau...), July 31st, 2003. (later)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread has reduced me to tears.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

How can you deny him an anal rape if he asks so kindly? But I guess that wouldn't be rape then, would it?
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...), August 4th, 2003 3:37 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't believe i ever put that shit in my mouth.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 4th, 2003. (later)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally, someone gets revenge on Jim!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

waaah

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been listening to Elephant Man non-stop for like the last three days.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 4 August 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I overcreamed my coffee...

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), August 4th, 2003 7:49 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else

-- Bob Shaw (bob_001...), August 4th, 2003 11:52 AM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

other people's children are the field mice it's ok to have sex to
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 5th, 2003 11:27 AM.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

out of context that is quite a bizarre sentence i must admit

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd pay $40 for a T-shirt that said that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"When I was six, I didn't wait for my mom to buy me a violin or a trumpet, I started out right on the garden hose."

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), August 7th, 2003 6:47 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it didnt taste so good though, then it melted on my pants.
-- phil-two (philtw...), August 7th, 2003. (phil-two)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, you are my hero. I wanted to post that last night, but was too lazy to look for the thread.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

We know it's all goin' down in the center. ;)
-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 7th, 2003. (thatgirl)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I sure hope that wasn't a Carrot Top reference in the original context.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do I always get that thrust upon me?
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 7th, 2003. (luna.c)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Find that kitty-cat dammit!

-- jewelly (jewelly123...), August 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I thank you for the pork?
-- Kim (grims...), August 4th, 2003 5:36 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"didn't do it again till yesterday, then did it four times in a row"
- Texas Sam, in AIM

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

well obv!!

i totally heart DD

-- mark s (mar...), August 14th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

it was like drinking an orgasm.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 15th, 2003 12:04 AM. (electricsound)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 15 August 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh fuck that exclamation point in the dot hole!
-- nickalicious

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear Pig Vomit is really good.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...) (webmail), August 16th, 2003 6:12 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 17 August 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmm, memories of chilling out with my melon during a hot Summer day in NYC on my grandfather's porch when I was 8.....

-- Nichole Graham (britbab...) (webmail), August 18th, 2003 12:02 PM. (Nichole Graham) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

as much as I've had "Harry Wong" pounded into my head...

-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 22nd, 2003 3:16 PM. (thatgirl)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

grease, woman! grease!
-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), September 18th, 2003 10:20 PM. (lucylurex) (later) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

10 seconds for a banana is about my upper limit! What's to do with it? Just stick it in!

-- N. (nickdastoo...), September 27th, 2003 6:08 AM. (nickdastoor) (later) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 September 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you, sweet pervert.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 30th, 2003

― Sir Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

that ass was directed at dean
-- JaXoN (jaso...), December 5th, 2003 2:32 PM. (JasonD)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

We're supposed to get a good 3 to 6 inches.
But I've heard that before . . .
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), December 5th, 2003 4:05 AM. (felicity)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

trayce that's brilliant.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

but you gotta love the followup:

Since when is 3 to 6 inches ever GOOD?

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), December 5th, 2003. (suzy)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I think y'all underetimate the intent of those double-entendres. (Removing them from context makes 'em less funny, not more, right?)

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I thought after I posted mine that quite possibly felicity was saying it like that on purpose, and I felt a bit silly.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, meh.

except its even funnier to imagine that they weren't posted with that intent!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry to nitpick. Just wanted to make sure certain posters got proper credit for having their minds in the gutter.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean WTF IS WRONG WITH A MUPPET EVERY SO OFTEN?!
-- Dale the Titled (cpre...), December 15th, 2003 3:49 PM. (cprek)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

All my life I've been working for this. Maybe soon I'll have sex with goths.
-- Llahtuos Kcin (auspiciousfis...), January 21st, 2004.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I was wondering last night how to get it on. I guess you force your whole body through the small whole at the head?

-- Mary (m), December 2nd, 2003.

― BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

nice positioning of the bishop there.

-- teeny (teen...), February 9th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DON"T ALL OF YOU LET IT GO?????

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 8th, 2004.
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― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The weird thing was that Dan's post initially prompted me to sing Prince to myself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop stealing my winky. You don't know how to handle it properly.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 10th, 2004 3:42 PM. (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha Ned did you see my subsequent post?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a beautiful thing, sir.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Love,
one of your sex offenders who isn't interested in justifying his selections

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), February 11th, 2004 8:57 PM. (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

AIDS?

-- dean! (dea...), February 6th, 2004.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the ILE equivalent of a cassetteboy song

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot help being a sucker
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 12th, 2004.

― omg, Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Fart poo pee.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 13th, 2004 9:40 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

in my mouth they felt huge, but sitting there in my hand they were tiny.

-- chris (cbrassic...)

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Yeah, he was leaning on the tool so hard his hand was shaking.
-- andy (and...)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I still wasn't numb enough to completely satisfy the dentist.
-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...),

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Pashmina, have you been to the Goblin fortress where you have to try to talk to Goblin El Presidente'?

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

But will you peel off the skin first?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), February 14th, 2004 6:49 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

Of course not - that's where the vitamins are.

-- luna

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be upset if there is no greek in the movie at all.

(Mr Teeny on the Mel Gibson Jesus movie)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 February 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

92. I can come in many colors
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), February 22nd, 2004 9:49 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 22 February 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim H in the pub last night: "I've tried putting one in my mouth three times. I try to keep it there as long as I can, because I keep thinking that eventually I might start to like it."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 February 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

This is truly a wonderful circle-jerk.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2004.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 28 February 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think the box will squeeze that well, though. Not that Capri Sun pouches squeezed well. But, yeah, it concerns me.
-- David R. (ilxo...), February 29th, 2004 6:30 PM. (popshots75`)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 29 February 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Watersports!
-- hstencil (hstenci...), March 1st, 2004 1:13 PM. (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

f*ck y*u *ll, I'm not 75 years old
-- Begs2Differ

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony just distracted me by linking me to a cunt playing air-guitar. Literally.
-- Sick Nouthall

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha just put my order in for the real thing)
-- Matos W.K.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It is fun to hand them in all soggy when I win, though.
-- Bryan (bryan...), March 9th, 2003 1:17 AM. (Bryan)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH I called my parents to get some support and they LAUGHED AT ME! They want pics, too! I AM GOING TO CRY.
(xpost I WILL NOT BE HAVING HOT SEX UNTIL IT GROWS BACK THIS IS THE PROBLEM)

-- Dan Perry

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 8 March 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Lisa Loeb having sex with Hello Kitty would be redundant, somehow.
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), March 10th, 2004.

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Not this much. Your hair never tried to give me air cunnilingus. Humph!
-- The River Kate (masonicboo...), March 16th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

hey, i'm EATING here
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 16th, 2004 2:06 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

At tonight's FAP: "Anna had better come while I'm still wet" - Cis

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

On chat tonight...a bit of context, but not much:

Dubplatestyle: my undpants were bicntosuc me
saltykmurks: i thought you were saying "fresh" like the expression
NedRaggett: JESSPANTS
saltykmurks: like "ihop madness. fresh man."
NedRaggett: No sir
The Mackro: Jess's Unpants
Dubplatestyle: NO PANTS NO
The Mackro: BAD PANTS
NedRaggett: PANT ATTACK
The Mackro: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
The Mackro: BAD PANTS
Dubplatestyle has left the room.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 18 March 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

They'll do rudie things in bed if you get them happy with each other and you buy the right sort of bed, but the bed's fucking ugly (ha ha pardon the pun) so I never bothered.

-- Trayce

― tee hee hee (Oops), Thursday, 18 March 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought of it in the bath.
-- Mikey G (...), March 19th, 2004 2:41 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan in Beyonce gear...not a nice thought.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

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thank you, nicole, for quoting "real genius."

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

don't EVEN make me have a scat-off with you, nickalicious.

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

there's nothing wrong with loving Dick.
-- Ian Johnson

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 28 March 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, how did my sims quote get so rudely misappropriated? Damn you, oops! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 29 March 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I amn't sure how hard I hit her, I didn't even know I'd done it to be honest until someone told me.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 5th, 2004.

― LC, Monday, 5 April 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

it's about 7 inches long and about 5-6 inches wide in most parts, more where it wraps around my arm. the underside bit does not feel nice.

-- lauren (jaguarrid...), April 7th, 2004.

― LC, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you do all this preening before or after you wax your bikini lines, men of ILE?
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 10:13 PM. (later)

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If I skip more than one days shaving the itchy stubble horror descends and I end up making Jimmy Hill gestures at everyone all the time.
-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), April 7th, 2004 10:14 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Vin Diesel rocks!
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:45 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

And I was like, is this a bad thing, like?
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), April 7th, 2004 5:13 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

HYSTERICS (at poor Ricardo's expense)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw this thread and I was like, dude, totally.
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:51 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I was on the nightbus before and my friend dared me to lick this bald guy's head, he had fallen asleep.

So I boldly got up and did it, and got a big cheer for my efforts, from random people I didn't know. I must do it again sometime.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not much better IN context!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Is bald-head licking going to become the new toad-licking?

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the taste of male sweat
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 12:30 AM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

GOLD MINE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(Actually, regular London fappers will know that I have kissed Mark C's bald head on four or five occasions but the idea of actually sticking the tongue in had never occurred to me until Ronan's depravity upthread)

-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I may have to lick a stranger.
-- luna

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! For some reason, I thought of Martin as soon as she posted that.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I am shaking my pompoms for Jess (in a literal and a metaphorical way).

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 12th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I am desperately trying to find a link to the 8mm dog vagina guy, but to no avail! :(

-- @d@ml (i@;_;.com), April 15th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

bollocks, that's enormous, sorry.
-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), April 15th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ can any of you people actually NOT crap? I think Matt is right - there's a hussle here...
-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), April 20th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i will forever regret my robo experience
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), February 27th, 2003 9:41 AM. (electricsound)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 April 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Cause I had a stash long before I started making my own purchases, and when I did, in that there early eighties at the age of 12 or so... Dearie me!
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 15th, 2001 5:00 PM.

― SLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

If she was bisexual, then it might be a bit harder (esp. if I already knew this) but still not as hard as if it was a man.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 24th, 2004 10:17 AM. (nickdastoor)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(PS haha Jim I totally need to photoshop a Bender pic to go with that robo post too heh)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

trust aja on this -- ken c

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 25 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not a trick, that could be a useful strategy in the right hand.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 4th, 2004 10:23 AM. (later) (link)

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jody, she always seems at last a step ahead of me"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to dabble in the odd muffin on Sunday mornings myself.
-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), May 6th, 2004 12:52 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Bobbin' thusly.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:51 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

*Not shown actual size.

-- martin m. (marti...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:52 PM. (mushrush) (later) (link)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, Tep, that context is pretty close to what I intended...

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

But not Ned's bobbin!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I now work even further out than Gareth and Chris. Fucking Maidenhead!

-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

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I think that's meant to be me.

-- Allyzay (destruction @ londonsburning.com), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 May 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i enjoy your 'in the flesh' rudeness very much tim hopkins
-- stevem (bluesk...), May 20th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss the days when I had nothing to do but sit around sucking cock and drinking cum all day
-- Mr Mime (countandre...), May 24th, 2004 9:52 PM. (later)

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

From behind, I thought he was Cabbage.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), May 28th, 2004. (later)

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Do me with a hot bod.
-- Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (ada...), June 4th, 2004 4:01 PM. (later)

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Mully, i'll draw you if you describe yourself because I keep getting images of fucking harold from neighbours everytime i go to draw you.
-- ipsofacto (kat...), June 4th, 2004 2:47 PM. (ipsofacto)

(like, eww!)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Aw man, I wanted it to be long and complicated in that particularly Finnish way.

-- Liz :x (lizd4ply...), June 22nd, 2004. (Liz :x) (later)

(Sorry, Liz.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"let's do the mucky pup in islington" - Colette

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit... it works better with the extra line:

"I think this needs one more throbbing purple vein right there."
-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), June 23rd, 2004 3:32 AM. (Chris V)

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That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"You are black women, and you are our slaves"

-- bnw (rilke...), June 26th, 2004.

― omg, Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

We need a constipated in there (or do we?)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 28th, 2004 5:08 PM. (Ned)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I funch

-- omg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

i do it with wooden spoons all the time! (but then again i will admit to being a poor roomate)
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 21st, 2004 4:34 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

must be hard to wank with broccoli hands. maybe if you dip them in mayonnaise?
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), July 22nd, 2004.

― ...., Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

bblllaaarggghghhhh this thing it makes me crazy - cannot stop tonguing it¡
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 26th, 2004 3:18 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Bwaha!

every time this thread re-appears I am rendered into useless giggling fits.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

S YOU MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF COCKCHOKING VIRUS!!!!! JON WILLIAMS HAD IT A FEW YEARS AGO AND HE HAS CONSTANTLY BEEN CHOKING HIS COCK EVER SINCE.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

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btw i had that too i think, when you click refresh it seems to sort it.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess it needed more context

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
playdoh barber: and it would say "butt recognized... access granted" in some female computery voice
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

omg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

In the Ned, it doesn't even matter.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 2nd, 2004 11:15 PM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

If anyone wants a fairy gravy familiar I just left a pregnant mushroom in the stash, stick it in a terrarium and away you go
-- Andrew Blood Thames (andrew.thame...)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

it sounds just like the sound you get when you put a banger up a drain pipe here, mental
-- Porkpie (porkypi...), August 3rd, 2004 2:40 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The look on a baby's face "Fuck me!"

a little punctuation has been toyed with, but still.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i liked her well enough to go on a date with someone and see her live (that was post-fumbling). everything I've heard since is syrup, though.
-- kyle (akmonda...), August 7th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 7 August 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay for xposts:

colin liked to get a spurt in his mouth
-- purple patch (electricsoun...), August 9th, 2004 2:41 PM. (electricsound)

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Yeah it was cool!
Im having such dreadful nostalgia attacks lately, its weird.

[context deleted]

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 9th, 2004 2:43 PM. (trayce)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Cathy's head.
-- Alba (albab...), August 16th, 2004 4:25 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 16 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't wanna post his name. God he's so cute.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 17th, 2004 4:26 PM. (hstencil) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris V, I love those whips too.
-- Sarah McLusky

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

There's only so much WHOOMPAWHOOMPAWHOOMPA I can take in a night.

- Dog Latin.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Back home in Alabama, I was incredibly homosexual.

-- TOMBOT (itssomethin...), August 25th, 2004 11:21 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Be prepared! * jumps in Trayce *
-- the music mole (col...), August 24th, 2004 1:25 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

my uncle could totally
eat the whole thing.
-- dgb (dyo...), August 25th, 2004 2:49 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, our mouths are full of the shit. Is it really that offensive simply because it's outside the body?!
-- Andrew (n...), August 25th, 2004 4:36 PM. (enneff)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to recontextualise that but I just can't.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"A lot of people really don't understand how easy it is to fuck yourself"

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I [...] crap on myself constantly.

-- Trayce

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

has jesus ever been in fashion in britain?

-- mark s (mar...), October 21st, 2002.

― Huck, Monday, 30 August 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That sounds awful, Luna.
Next time you should bring someone else in the bathroom with you to hold him down.

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), August 31st, 2004.

― Huck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no idea where that KY came from and what I was implying with it. I am getting a wee bit OUT OF CONTROL over here.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), August 31st, 2004 4:25 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha YES

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't get me started on Chris Isaak again.
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

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"boners"?
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

To be fair, that green thing is fucking all kinds of shit out of that lemon.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), August 31st, 2004.

― ...., Tuesday, 31 August 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Um yeah and I'm really really really sorry for "PUSSY FLUSH", won't happen again.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), September 1st, 2004.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Then a footrub, then a bagrub.

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), September 1st, 2004 8:49 PM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

a stinging blow to the face by an old leather football in addition to having his plums trapped in a chocolate vending machine? a night of disaster for weller, but there are few of us who haven't faced such agonies on london transport after a few beers and a fumble with a rent boy.
-- dave amos

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't stop giggling

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree. If I really didn't like it so much, I probably wouldn't go down there three times a year.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), September 10th, 2004

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

How the hell does stale cum fuck up your bedroom? It's not such a big deal.
-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeball_kick...), September 11th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 11 September 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i want a waterproof punani
-- the surface noise (slight return), September 13th, 2004 1:45 PM. (electricsound)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

But the bitch done me wrong.
-- Kim

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

[...]And even more importantly, keep coming out on weekends for FAGOT fun! Hell, someone's got to help me give ken c a good thrashing!!

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), September 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh go on.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

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It's REALLY hard.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Bahahah ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure Shakespeare deserved the grand prize, but I sure was happy to see Private Ryan go down.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 14th, 2004 10:45 AM.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, na beat me

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Lennon wasn't his usual self, which contributed a lot to the result.
-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), September 14th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I had some last night.
-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 16th, 2004.

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 16 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hell no, we used horse needles at U of Tennessee (big veterinary school), it gets it deeper into the melon and then you just let it diffuse for a few hours.

-- TOMBOT (sky...), September 14th, 2004 1:14 PM. (link) (admin) (216.15.32.99)

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I was having a rubbish day at work earlier and took to pushing hula-hoops into my tuna sandwich to cheer myself up.

-- robster (robste...), September 22nd, 2004 2:45 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I ended up having a brie & cranberry (scraped that out though) baguette, so the hula hoops were eaten at the same time, but not actually inside the sanger!
-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), September 22nd, 2004 2:49 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I could deal with a $20K pain in the ass.

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 23rd, 2004 11:01 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"/.../ I've got all kinds of strange bruises in odd places. Oh dear!"
-- Danger Whore (masonicboo...), September 27th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 27 September 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm doing a trayce with star wars battlefront. i have killed so very many ewoks.

-- Michael Stuchbery (mikeybidnes...), September 28th, 2004 11:04 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Its not as hard as it might sound. I got quite a routine and rhythm going with my machine these days.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), September 28th, 2004 1:21 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

you diss it, yet you were playing with it at the time.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 28th, 2004 10:38 AM. (later)

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

penises cause nothing but trouble!

-- kyle (akmonda...), September 29th, 2004. (akmonday) (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 30 September 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha oh my, the mikey one and my one almost sound like a very wrong conversation.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 30 September 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

the roots of pigs arse

-- gaz (mullygrubbe...), October 6th, 2004 2:31 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

orion0014: i know all about vaginas.
orion0014: i lived with my mom & sister for many years.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

I smell funny now, thanks to my wet pants *feels paranoid*.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 27th, 2004 12:06 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

haha guess what i have on my clipboard too!

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear god *hides*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

barium in the rectum
It may not be the sun shining out of your ass, but it is glowing!

-- Michael White (), October 29th, 2004 11:25 AM.

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i'm going to ask her out tonight
-- logged out for my protection (logge...), October 30th, 2004 8:30 AM.

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use your mouth.
-- cºzen (), October 30th, 2004 8:39 AM.

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It's ok to leave fod in the car. I put a pizza in the trunk once during winter and ate it in the spring. A bit dry and tasted a little like gas, but I'm here to tell you about it.

-- jim wentworth (wenc...) (webmail), October 31st, 2004 12:30 AM. (wench) (later) (link)

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

when you sub gravy or slaw for a drink do they fill the drink container with it? Sweet dream of dreams.

xpost, YES we have buffet, it is the most genius thing of all time. And you *can* fill your drink container with gravy (I have done it.)

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), October 29th, 2004 9:00 AM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure enough, amongst all the feathers, my dad found a naked stick.
-- Krusty (kirstie_comp...), August 26th, 2004.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Over here we saw it all, because we dig fornication.
-- Nick (nickdastoo...), September 14th, 2001.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think as usual with these things, finishing him off as soon as poss is the way forward. the good thing about the mission is it gives you a semi even if you fail it, which is handy...

-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), November 1st, 2004 11:16 AM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I can see it both improving my mood and urging me to action. I would touch the stumps, but I *would not* put my finger anywhere near the mouth.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), November 2nd, 2004 8:11 AM. (spencermfi)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

haha - dick cheney otm!

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 3rd, 2004 7:24 PM. (later)

(from the official election thread)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i KNEW that would end up here

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, it had to be done :)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

you can now get 7/1 on kerry and lengthening.
-- Ed, November 3rd, 2004 3:47 PM.

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a soft spot for turps due to a 3 year period i spent out of my mind

-- bulbs (michaelparkinso...), November 8th, 2004 12:33 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, they might decide to blow people instead. Not a very heart-warming prospect.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), November 8th, 2004 3:05 PM. (epicharmus) (later)

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY DO LIBERALS HATE LEFT JUSTIFICATION?!?!

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), November 8th, 2004 5:38 PM. (Alex in SF) (later) (link)

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

quality is in the eye of the beholder gaz. however i can objectively say that it is quite large

-- the surface noise (slight return), November 9th, 2004 4:36 PM. (electricsound) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

yay

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Rob Da Bank takes John Peel's old slot (59 new answers, last at 10:41 am, 59+ unread)

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post Ha ha, a settee!

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), November 11th, 2004. (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh do lets leave Laura Branigan out of this!

- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 3rd, 2003.

― Bumfluff, Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I'd like a liberal BJ.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 23rd, 2004 9:27 AM. (nickdastoor)

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Not just licking and sucking, Starry, also CHEWING!
Joooooiiiiiiinnnnn usssssssss

-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), March 5th, 2004 10:58 AM. (Madchen)

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks guys! and congratulations sean on your big piece!

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), November 25th, 2004 1:04 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 25 November 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

truly we are living in the best of all possible worlds!
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 25th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 26 November 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

at least be a bit more timely, jesus!

-- trigonalmayhem (trigonalmay...), November 30th, 2004 10:05 PM. (trigonalmayhem) (later)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

what's all that other stuff down there? how long has it been there?

-- dave225 (right.knewi...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2004. (later) (link)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Yeah, I know they're big, hence I don't paste them straight on.

-- Sick Mouthy

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

six months from now, I am going to do nothing but hang out in the park on summer afternoons and hustle twelve-year-olds.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 25th, 2004 4:17 PM. (dayan)

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 December 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have to say the idea of a "mere blowing session" really appeals to me for some reason."

-djdee

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 6 January 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned's winky always comes in handy.
-- Shmool McShmool (shmuel...), January 5th, 2005.

― yeah, Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I also did not get ass.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 7th, 2005 8:47 PM.

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

gygax gives me one every day.

-- American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...), January 10th, 2005. (deangulberry)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

I'd prefer to think of it as a 12" resting on his monstrous chin
-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), January 12th, 2005 1:33 PM. (Gear!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

i was waiting for that.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Oh my God. President Bush is my mom.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 14th, 2005

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 14 January 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

I like "trim," too.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), November 4th, 2004.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I might, if sufficiently lubricated, try the spider thingy.

-- Hunter (thhii...), January 15th, 2005 9:32 AM.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

...Maybe I can poitn you to some nice parts. Do you like sausage?

-- .ada.m. (adamr...), January 20th, 2005 10:47 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

What's a good birth control?

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), January 22nd, 2005 7:58 PM. (Nowell)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 January 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

My penis is fancy.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

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I want what's yours
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Wow, you came in just under an hour!

-- Paul Eater (list...), February 2nd, 2005 8:41 PM.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

Adam, when you let enough pale internet types to see each other nekkers, they go crazy.

Yeah probably, that's why mine's deliberately small and sterile. I don't see anyone going crazy over that. :)

[context snipped]

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005 7:03 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

I am very very sorry.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

So, which one would you guys rather have if you had to have one? I think I'd go with the gay mermen.
-- Mickey (modestmicke...), February 11th, 2005.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 11 February 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Boy that cow looks spooky when it's all blown up and shit.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (acewhiskeyinexil...), February 12th, 2005 6:13 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

I've not been to this Honey Hole!
-- Morley Timmons (summerbabe82...), February 12th, 2005 12:07 AM

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

DING DONG WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 11th, 2005.

― Aaron A., Monday, 14 February 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

When my eyes hit Jess's use of the phrase "funky ass" I decided not to read the rest of this thread. That has to be the peak.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 20th, 2004 5:24 PM.

― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

i wanna hang with him in his private movie theatre!! we'd have good times, i think

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 15th, 2005 9:20 PM.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

I can do it any night of the week, Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday. After 7.30 is best on Tues/Thurs.

-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 14th, 2005 9:16 PM.

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm just going to stand around with my legs spread rrreeeeaaallllyyy far apart.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 18th, 2005 2:39 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Stop using your hands! Use your box!

-- Casuistry (chri...), May 26th, 2004 3:43 AM. (Chris Piuma)

My hands hurt from using my box!

-- roxymuzak (roxymuza...), May 26th, 2004 3:44 AM. (roxymuzak)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

His Willie obsession was HUGE though.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), February 21st, 2005 1:27 PM. (Matt Helgeson)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I am full of chicken. Ah.

-- Trayce, February 27th, 2005 8:36 PM.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

That doesnt even sound rude, yeesh ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

cool. do you know how i could go about getting some?

-- j-dizzle (thamusicman...), March 1st, 2005 12:53 PM.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

OMG I AM OUT OF CONTROL

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), March 14th, 2005 6:51 AM. (Dan Perry)

With robot cocks!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 14th, 2005 6:52 AM. (Ned)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

off-topic: Alex are your nipples still pierced?

-- gygax! (gygax0...), March 17th, 2005 1:47 PM. (gygax!) (later

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 17 March 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

...the bishop bends sideways and the queen goes in every direction. That's all you need to know.

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), March 18th, 2005 5:13 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

I just mated blueski without, um, without realizing I had done it until the computer told me.
Just as well, I have to catch a train. Back in a few days.

-- Casuistry (chri...), March 29th, 2005 10:32 PM. (Chris Piuma) (later)

(i wish the last post didn't provide context)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Don't make me come in there.

-- Aimless (aimles...), April 11th, 2005 1:55 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Or should Chris Martin by vouching for that number 2 spot? I have him between one and two usually.

-- NamC (Calum)(nam...), April 11th, 2005.

― Masked Gazza, Monday, 11 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

ally: yes, but the art students get to poke you with crayons and lick you

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), April 15th, 2005 10:52 AM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 April 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

the cashier lady said "awwwwww....hello there, little Elvis."
-- rebecca s (rhs23...), May 3rd, 2005.

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Actually Ronan up there in his hermaphroditical way reminds me of nobody more than Mr. B Natural:

http://www.msties.com/spotlite/mrb-b.jpg

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 14th, 2005. (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

I'd certainly have imagined that poor man's hand would have given out on him after four years of that.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), May 13th, 2005 8:27 AM. (tracerhand) (later)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

I get confused between which bands and bits of bands I had...
-- Madchen

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

i never tire of pashmina's number 2.

-- weasel diesel (kilian(dot)murphy24@mail.dcu.ie), May 31st, 2005 8:32 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't get pleasure out of things like Bottom anymore [context deleted]

-- Crankypants (ada...), June 7th, 2005 10:59 AM. (Autumn Almanac) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

better than sounding like a blubbery penis. or a blueberry penis.

-- shine headlights on me (electricsoun...), June 9th, 2005 2:46 PM. (electricsound) (later)

Well yeah, it was, it was keeping me up at night.

Don't become a teacher, folks.

-- The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (mikeybidnes...), June 9th, 2005 2:47 PM. (Mikey Bidness) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

(god I'm sorry, that is SO BAD out of context hahaha)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

If it's in your mouth.
x-post

Ah cool Sam, thanks.

-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), June 15th, 2005 10:43 AM. (Pinkpanther) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

BTw the underwear situation has been sorted out

DO NOT BRING ME UNDERWEAR, I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), June 17th, 2005 8:09 AM. (LeCoq) (later) (link)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 June 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

My poo is Calum.

[snipped context]

-- Nintendo Carl (asbk...), June 19th, 2005 12:42 AM. (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

haha Trayce I thought the same thing

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 June 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

LeCoq's post is very much in context!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

I've been krumping all day at my desk in anticipation! I'm a krumpet!

-- a real bear behind the microphone (adamr...), June 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

*rim shot*
Koala tacos for all.

-- Ned Raggett, July 5th, 2005 10:43 AM.

― New teef! Dat's weird (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

-- Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle_vagu...), July 10th, 2005 5:55 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 10 July 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

or if you are intimately familair with a member can you come too?

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), July 12th, 2005 5:34 PM. (bulbs) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

-- Hotman Paris Almanac (ada...), July 21st, 2005 1:58 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Under it, where the muscle is. Lube it up with oil, lay on your stomach, and put your arm under your midriff. Have somebody sit on your butt and push on/rub that shit until it stops hurting so bad. It might puff up and turn red, warning.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), August 24th, 2005 5:42 PM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

hot

― gear (gear), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

you should have seen what she was actually taking about... ooh yes it gave me priapism!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

that is a bad one :x

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

Adam, I don't want children and never plan to have them and so I'm not worried.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (eastern_mantr...), September 1st, 2005 9:33 PM. (Eastern Mantra)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

I comb over the pubes so it looks like Jimmy Durante.
-- Lupton Pitman (thebing...), September 2nd, 2005 2:51 PM. (Chris V) (later) (link)

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I want a weave! I will have a weave!
-- DV (dirtyvica...), September 2nd, 2005 2:54 PM. (dirtyvicar) (later) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

I've been going through a box of kleenex a day.

-- Jordan (jordan...), September 7th, 2005 3:47 PM. (Jordan) (later)

[almost too obvious]

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

This thread does have me humming "Great Balls of Fire," which is of course a fine thing.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

― a, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Oh dearie me. (I am always glad I set up my desk so that way the monitor faces away from the entrance to my area...)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

― Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

My thought was that it's bizarre that someone would pay double the price for one more inch!
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), September 23rd, 2005 11:55 AM. (Martin Skidmore) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

This is from the same thread:

Before his current wife, the big blonde Norwegian-American?
-- Ken L (lauter...), November 30th, 2004.

A longer one.
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

(I select that one to woo you with.)
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

i swear that might have made a big difference.
-- Josh (kortbei...), August 28th, 2005.

I've wanted to give it a try for a while now
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 23rd, 2005.

a really fascinating rhythm and sound to them and a very very odd way ... if you want more of a taste.
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 24th, 2005.

Sorry it was so tempting :)

― salexander (salexander), Saturday, 24 September 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

this isn't the thread where i should mention that time when me and n/a and kenan bro'd down to d'angelo, is it?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 1:32 PM. (jaymc) (later) (admin) (userip)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

i have made passionate love to toad the wet sprocket in college...please do not listen to me.

-- bingo (thebing...), October 1st, 2005 1:45 AM. (Chris V) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 1 October 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

you gotta love a good granny. i'm big on tart too.

-- scott seward (skotro...), October 10th, 2005.

― _, Monday, 10 October 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

it took me and the plumber a painful hour to get it set up. still, get in: clean pants again.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), October 10th, 2005 3:02 PM. (later)

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

you don't want my fiddlesticks? :(

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005. (link)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

The satisfaction I derive from them is puts me into a catatonic-bordering-on-incontinent-state - that's a slight overstatement, but you get the picture.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005 5:22 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

also let us explore the possibility that jess only has one shirt.
-- mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchnet7...), March 10th, 2003.

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*blushes, thinks impure thoughts*
-- hstencil (hstenci...), March 10th, 2003.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

pulling Jared from Subway out of your ass is neither big nor clever
-- Ally

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Go get the fucking tools
out, bitch. Now! I want some ass.

-- miccio

― gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Any color besides black = camp.
-- The Ghost of Black Elegance

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

It's started out very cute but I'm worried it'll get hard, fast.

-- JimD (ji...), Today 3:25 PM. (JimD) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

it gets hard, fast.

-- jeffrey (jeffreyzo...), Today 3:44 PM. (johnson) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry the three albums I've enjoyed more than any others this year aren't obscure enough for gear. I'll try to forsake pleasure for cool from now on.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

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haha, dude, we just got over a hurricane. Shut the fuck up!

-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

I shove mine into one of those pen-shaped loops in my bag, or I used to, til I bought a little MP3 player that it now slots into.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), November 4th, 2005 10:47 AM. (later)

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

I BLOODY KNEW I"D END UP HERE ARGH.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

anybody who finds 9-11 "iffy" is crazier than R. Kelly.
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), November 3rd, 2005. (miccio) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

plus it was full of black people wearing funny hats who made me feel vaguely uncomfortable

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), Yesterday 10:16 PM.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 10 December 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

and where the fuck are these mystery 36-inchers? EH??

-- u saved me (wt...), Today 5:08 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

I love flange. Show me a flange, and I'll press it.

-- ratty (ra...), January 11th, 2006 12:43 PM. (later) (admin) (userip)

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.spice.co.uk/images/linencarriers/BBD_frank.jpg

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, yeah, I see that there's a strand of hair across it, but why is it pink above and brown below?

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2006 9:59 PM. (Austin, Still)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

No, that's not him, my angel is either nekkid or wearing briefs.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 16 January 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm very excited about the possibility of children singing "she sends out an aroma of undefined lust."
-- stockholm cindy (winter version)

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

(I'm assuming Chris did this on purpose, but this one is great):

Nick's ass is everything I dreamed it would be.

Manual scoring is the only way to go.

A photo of someone about to ingest something is not really an "action shot".

I am hoping to get to Chicago in the spring. Yes.

-- Casuistry (chri...), January 24th, 2006 10:33 AM. (Chris Piuma) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

is it really possible to quote rumpie out of context?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

TATU charted. Damn.
-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), Today 1:20 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

actually love's maybe a bit strong but I tire quickly

-- cozen (skiplevel...) (webmail), Today 12:17 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I think it always looks better without the comma

-- RJG (RJ...), August 12th, 2005 12:26 AM. (RJG) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 February 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes you need a break from the triple-penetration anal bukkake escapades.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), March 1st, 2006.

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

Did anyone see the L&O:SVU BF had a cameo on? It was gross, he gets pegged by a cattle prodesque electronic device wielded by Wonder Woman's daughter.

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), March 3rd, 2006 9:43 AM.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

hi, i'm a girl. it's creepy.

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 8th, 2006 2:32 AM. (baby lenin pin) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to crockett the ironmonger at lunchtime to point gruffly at bits of metal

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), March 8th, 2006 6:12 AM. (grimlord) (later)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

part of the joy of dom popping off is that i don't actually have to do anything but sit back and enjoy

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), April 4th, 2006 12:32 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha OUT OF MY MIND, STERLING CLOVER

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

gabbneb: innappropriate, yet awesome
-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), April 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (rosemary)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not a big tv man these days

-- 25 yr old undercover cop (miltonpinsk...), April 28th, 2006 11:42 AM.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

but juiced balls or not, those moon shots are pretty amazing.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), April 17th, 2006 8:37 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I'd have thought suzy would be familiar w/ the two fingers but maybe not

-- RJG (RJ...), May 16th, 2006 4:18 PM. (RJG) (later)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

That works both in and out of context. RJG should have an excelsior thread all to himself this last couple of days.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder how long I can go without touching a floppy. I think it may have been since summer 2004.

-- JW (jo...), Today 12:58 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I might indeed do that (but only if I happen to be wearing a sturdy bra that day)

-- indolent girl (indolentgir...), May 19th, 2006 8:55 AM. (indolent girl) (link)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Indie Frog is so lazy! He'll never catch Pepe the Fly!

-- Ian Christe (ia...) (webmail), May 19th, 2006 4:10 PM. (Ian Christe) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh god the sex column was vile.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), Today 12:25 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

He also had an endearing habit of bending down to touch his toes with his arse pointing in my direction during the warm up.

-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 13th, 2006 2:21 PM. (Madchen) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a fan of boosies, myself.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 14th, 2006 3:11 PM. (trayce) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

Jim, its like I wrote it just for you ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

LICK IT

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 22nd, 2006 10:38 AM. (Ned) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

heavens!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes a girl just needs to keep her box to herself.
-- Kim (grimstitc...), June 21st, 2006 6:21 PM. (Kim)

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i have fantasies about perfectly round eggs

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 3:42 PM. (electricsound) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

STICKY AND BROWN
STICKY AND BROWN
TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE - GOING DOWN

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 5th, 2006 3:42 PM. (The Lex) (later)

I'll arrange with Anna to take it up that way before next friday.

-- Ed (dal...), July 5th, 2006 3:45 PM. (dali) (later)

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

mine is HUGE

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 4:30 AM. (electricsound) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I don't think there is such a thing as a single, definite Shimura Curve. They are a set of multi-dimensional toroid shapes with lots of holes in them. So I don't think you can have just one.

-- Margarine Machine (masonicboo...) (webmail), Today 12:05 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

that cat was tight
-- ath (jodec...), July 16th, 2006 2:49 PM. (ath)

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

DING DING DING!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I like small holes.

-- The Brainwasher (teignmout...), July 29th, 2006 6:31 AM. (Twilight) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

oops.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd go for red, orange, or black if I was going to get some.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), August 1st, 2006 5:12 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Married women can yet their tits out too you know! Unless they are ultra orthodox Jews or something.

-- Emma (emmaluvscak...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

Emma -- it's all very well you saying that, but it never happens when I ask, no matter how polite I am ;-)

-- Alan Trewartha (alantrewarth...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

WAU!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I know, and I am sorry for posting that, but the fact that it reappeared on the New Answers page in this of all weeks was too good to overlook.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, I thought the little one was one of those toilet cleaner things that hangs over the rim. Your big turd is about half the width of your bath. Good effort!

-- JimD (ji...), October 22nd, 2004.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 7 September 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

The ones that get me are the lone men. They all look the same, gahhh.

-- emil.y (container_driver...), October 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (emil.y) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Saaaarf Laaaandaaaaaaan rudeboy is a personal favourite of myself and my friends.
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 19th, 2003.

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

i've only had it once and the person who gave it me called it "roo-bosh".

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), Yesterday 8:15 PM. (dog latin) (later)

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 9 November 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha c'mon Blount, you've SEEN me jump down someone's throat before! (HI MOMUS I SEND THEE HUGGLEZ AND GUNZ)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck's sake am I glad you aren't black.
-- nabisco (--...), November 17th, 2006. (nabisco)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

me too -- with a really hairy nipple

-- Maria :D (djdutc...), Monday 9:47 PM. (Maria D.) (later)

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

fuck a horse, sister golden hair

-- PappaWheelie MMCMXL (evieandjo...), January 16th, 2007. (later)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

oh ive missed this thread. one of my faves, after the unintentional wrestling-buttfuck-nipple-lick imagery thread.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

transsexaul

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:57 PM

fuck it

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:58 PM

― onimo, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:42 (eighteen years ago)

This is still totally my fave thread evar :D

― Trayce, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

"No, you can shove them up your arse."

this one really tickled.

-- CharlieNo4, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:03 (9 hours ago)

― Trayce, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

(ooh, that's very wide)

-- koogs,

― onimo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

I chose Pornography.

Do we really need two weeks for this?

-- onimo, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:11 (Yesterday)

― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah if you do a gopher you could make some money from the county, too

-- river wolf, Monday, May 14, 2007 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago)

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

-- accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (3 minutes ago)

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

ethan invented rap music

-- deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04

― Frogman Henry, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

He was constantly on the horse.

-- moley, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:22

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 18 May 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

kids are stupid, what are you talking about

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mine're already dead. I just keep them pickled.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Also, Tuomas has the same lower half as Laurel.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:05 PM (2 days ago)

― StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

the other morning i awoke to a giant one here in brooklyn and it made me soooo happy

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06 (Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06) Bookmark Link

― onimo, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Their meat is good but the sauce is meh.

-- patita, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― humansuit, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

which might be this big blessing considering i kissed some guy last week and now have some strep throat ridiculousness and can't sit still!!!

-- Surmounter, Monday, August 27, 2007 5:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Haha, I am doing this for the first time starting October 1. Will probably be contributing to this thread...

-- jaymc, Monday, August 27, 2007 6:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Monday, 27 August 2007 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

slow, laborious, and somewhat messy, but I get done what I need to get done.

-- accentmonkey

― onimo, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

Not that I would expect to see a subpoena ever get issued, but having Prince testify to Congress would be amusing (in that all he'd do is take the Fifth).

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:32 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

the whole fist is preferable

-- Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:13

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

toilet paper...you wipe your ass with it for crying out loud.

-- Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, August 18, 2005 3:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:19 (eighteen years ago)

Can I say, it is normal for him to gently bite my nose to wake me up in the morning. This level of ferocity is, however, unprecedented!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

haw

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

cant find original context of me saying you invented rap music

― deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Did they do it on the field?
-- Will M., neljapäev, 25. Oktoober 2007 20:17

― t**t, Thursday, 25 October 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

do what ya can kid (with my dick)

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, October 26, 2007 1:14 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

AIDS/Crack is pretty great

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM (Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

That's one well hung cock.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, April 19, 2005 2:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM) Bookmark Link

haha, just came to post this.

― The Reverend, Monday, 5 November 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

haha right when i read that beanie sigel goes right into my ear, "eat dick like food"

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM (Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Been going commando for something like 11 yrs straight!

-- ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:17 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― andi, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

With sexy results, surely.

― The Reverend, Saturday, 17 November 2007 08:13 (eighteen years ago)

What happens when dude's dick smells like roadkill.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 5:26 PM

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

And have sex with them!

-- kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Bummer.

-- Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:28 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah i meant i'd mortgage my mum to keep ILX going, bless its soul

-- DG, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:14 (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I'd pay.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:16 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

"She SCREAMED when I pulled it out. I made a swift exit."

― Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking beat me to it

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

that owl makes me kind of uncomfortable.

-- Surmounter, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:08 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i had one hanging in my living room until i was 12.

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:11 (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of the holocaust, you can't move for kebab shops in krakow.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:36

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

i kinda prefer "ass sausages"

-- Just got offed, Monday, December 24, 2007 9:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

i'll bet

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- electricsound, Thursday, November 29, 2007 6:18 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

haaaaaaaa

― and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

wow!! that's so cute. peeing!! the old film sounds PERFECT for the experience.

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 9:54 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe it's just the Iowa winter cold, but I've been fantasizing about this box all day.

-- Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 3 January 2008 09:14 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

she was not a prostitute btw

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, January 3, 2008 8:15 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

I guess I'll go with Andy Dick.

-- CaptainLorax, Monday, January 7, 2008 9:52 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

It was revolting. It had me thinking and wondering if gay men ever eat their own cum and what this baboon was thinking.

-- Leon Snodgrass (Eleventy-Twelve), Sunday, May 1, 2005 10:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

Don't make me reach for the folder entitled 'Fishpics'. Don't make me do it.

-- moley, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:42 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

Is there even a valid context for that baboon cum thing?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

I'm torn betwixt ravers and furries, mself.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:57 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)

you're thinking of "sideways" vaginas

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM) Bookmark Link

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oh no!

-- gabbneb, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

nice g-string, tombot

-- gershy, Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:06 (seventeen years ago)

surely virtual date thread has some gems

― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:11 (seventeen years ago)

"I don't think"

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

Someone tell me about Head. Any good or what?

-- NickB, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:33 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Mark G, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:37 (seventeen years ago)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:48 (seventeen years ago)

...i like the person it's attached to...
-- Vic, Sunday, July 14, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

I've had too much wine to have sexual intercourse.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

pipecock this is awesome

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 4:28 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha where is the Geir from?

― The Reverend, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

a big hoos was not so big in 1987

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, February 7, 2008 3:29 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha where is the Geir from?

-- The Reverend, Thursday, February 7, 2008 7:11 PM (1 hour ago)

"Use other words please."

― jim, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

if you want to call my barbed werebear-penis that, then sure! xpost

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, February 7, 2008 1:47 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 7 February 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

Q: Where do I stick it????

-- libcrypt, Saturday, February 9, 2008 1:56 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Sunday, 10 February 2008 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

deej bendin' over, so deej gettin' fucked

-- The Reverend, Friday, January 18, 2008 8:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

I'm gonna go with "wacking off over the concept of a half-woman/half-skunk hybrid"

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― max, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

I'm loving the new Taint so far.

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, February 15, 2008 6:41 PM (4 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

Christ, I just spilt fish juice all over the carpet.

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:32 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

Jizz straight up.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:08 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (seventeen years ago)

pwned ;_;

― Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (seventeen years ago)

yeah I tried to dig mine out too. I wasn't shy with the sharp tweezers either but just couldn't get it. It did feel awesome when she finally got it out.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:41 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:42 (seventeen years ago)

I think you guys are just scared of my awesome openings

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 06:49 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sorry I missed this thread. I was doing it the old fashioned way with my friends. :(

-- Eric H., Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:59 PM (2 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

whose pussyhole needs filling?

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, February 25, 2008 1:14 PM (39 minutes ago)

― gff, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

ok i see tombot's thing now! lol

-- latebloomer, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:21 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

I hate the coloureds

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:35 (3 minutes ago)

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:39 (seventeen years ago)

lookin good, Hitler

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM (Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

hitler RIP

― and what, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

Morbs: been around, doing "stuff." Might be hitting Shea once or twice this year (given I went to 0 games last year, which SUCKED) to give the old girl the finger.

-- David R., Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

i am sitting here giggling at that

― n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

y u hate fun hurting

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 04:38 (1 week ago) Link

― Dr. Superman, Friday, 29 February 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)

Everything goes rock hard. It's so weird.

Also I think I'm growing.

-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, February 29, 2008 11:20 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Friday, 29 February 2008 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

Alex's love shocks me.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:15 AM (Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:15 AM) Bookmark Link

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It's a shocking world.

-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, March 1, 2008 10:37 AM (Saturday, March 1, 2008 10:37 AM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

Id really love just touching it and looking at it

-- Scik Mouthy

― omar little, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

I'm supposed to like Pornography all the way through?

-- SecondBassman, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Mark G, Friday, 7 March 2008 13:15 (seventeen years ago)

Louis, if you were black and gay do you think your life would have taken a different route?
-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:53 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 9 March 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

see also: THE UNIT
<3

-- rrrobyn, Thursday, March 13, 2008 10:34 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

I love my glow in the dark squidgee disk.

-- Ed, Friday, 14 March 2008 15:42 (3 minutes ago) Link

― Mr. Que, Friday, 14 March 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

i am no dj, but i own the rod 12inch.

-- scott seward, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 8:12 AM (Tuesday, March 18, 2008 8:12 AM) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

spicy and tasty in flushing

-- mizzell, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 7:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

Got it.

Wow, that was enormous, wasn't it?

-- Pashmina, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:42 (Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:42) Bookmark Link

― onimo, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

you guys can get some and we can all meet up at the game.

-- felicity, Thursday, March 27, 2008 10:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Word. I'll see if the missus is interested.

-- B.L.A.M., Thursday, March 27, 2008 11:02 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― felicity, Friday, 28 March 2008 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

# Underworld (vocals, and also talk about Boner) [Started by Ronan (Ronan), last updated 36 minutes ago] 1 new answer

― and what, Saturday, 29 March 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

We watched a documentary on herpes that included extreme close-ups of herpes breakouts. It was beyond gross.

-- HI DERE, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:59 (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

"veal and ham pie...my favourite"

-- J0hn D., Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:59 (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

Penis enlargement is a good proportion of what I'm seeing

-- Pashmina, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

LETS GET READY FOR SOME INTENSE SERIOUS ASS FUCKING

-- ethan, Sunday, June 2, 2002 7:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

-- and what, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^verified hot so far

-- deej, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:15 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

this must be the type of world event you miss when you're an overpaid aspie IT monkey w/ small penis

-- Edward III, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i heard about this

-- tehresa, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:20 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Edward III, Thursday, 3 April 2008 04:33 (seventeen years ago)

i love a hard caulk.

-- get bent, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 1:21 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

Classic when you're doing it, dud in the morning.

-- Roz, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 06:23 (seventeen years ago)

his man bulge was whipping back and forth like a hyper pendulum on a grandfather clock, but that's harder to pull off than it sounds.

-- Z S, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:11 (5 days ago) Link

― ledge, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:30 (seventeen years ago)

oh god, goodbye office productivity
i've just spent half of the afternoon, "cruising" the streets of Anchorage

-- baaderonixx, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:26 AM (5 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

fucking rules.

-- chaki, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 3:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Edward III, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

In retrospect, I can't believe it took me as long as it did to identify "balls."

-- jaymc, Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM (Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

loooooooool

― banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

What is this "balls" he is talking about then?

― Tuomas, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.tendancehightech.com/blog/images/fashion/My-Vuitton-is-a-Fake.jpg

― banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

Tuomas, every time you post "what does X mean by Y", God rips the wings off an angel and throws them into a chicken-processing plant in Petaluma. According to the statscock, 564 wings so far this month.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

And if you ask "what's a statscock," he'll throw the angels into a slaughterhouse in Kansas City.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

Totally concur with Homo.

-- Tricksey Spinster, Sunday, April 13, 2008 8:27 PM (31 minutes ago)

― get bent, Monday, 14 April 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

xxxp no you nong, you in your supposedly hot trousers

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 16:27 (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:28 (seventeen years ago)

seems perfectly normal to me to want to stroke yung boyz like kittenz

-- dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, July 6, 2006 11:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― omar little, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

pop that pussy f'real

-- davie, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:18 (1 hour ago) Link

actually, started working on it again furiously these past few weeks

-- PappaWheelie V, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:47 (47 minutes ago)

― am0n, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

I just kept talking while fumbling around in my pocket

-- Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, April 20, 2008 7:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― banriquit, Sunday, 20 April 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

My neighbors hate me. But I don't care because it is giving me an orgasm.

-- Bimble, Sunday, May 4, 2008 12:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 May 2008 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

max the fourth-grader in me thinks that's really awesome.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, March 26, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

omg ew

― phil-two, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

It is 2008 and it is time for hard men.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 10:04 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

Stab me now.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 4:00 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

fUCK i DONT EVEN HAVE GOO ON MY IPOD

-- Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:11 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

ha yesss

― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 May 2008 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

lolol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:46 (seventeen years ago)

back in college they called me the pink ranger if u know what im sayin

-- and what, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

i even dipped my finger in it on the way home. so did rrrickey, and up to the knuckle.

-- remy bean, Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM (Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

dodd dated carrie fisher & said 'the jury's still out' on whether god exists

-- and what, Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM (Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM) Bookmark Link

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

I prefer Fuckles the Clown and his dog Aborto.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2002 12:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

(sorry Ned. Couldn't resist)

― Trayce, Sunday, 25 May 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)

Shit is quietly thrilling, right?

-- Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:45

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 26 May 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

I'm screwed aren't I?

-- Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:53 (Yesterday) Link

yes

-- Jarlrmai, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:04 (Yesterday) Link

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 26 May 2008 07:08 (seventeen years ago)

I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird.

-- The Reverend

― omar little, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

if you enter inflation you can make it look like a butt

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:37 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

big HOOS permit to bj

-- max, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM (Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM) Bookmark Link

― rev, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

my approach to attempted ILX cockslaps from now on will be to contemplate the insecurities of the would-be cockslapper with a warm glow upon my chest

-- Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 10:45 (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 1 June 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

i am going to go touch it to make sure that i am not in the last hallucinatory death throes. will report back.

-- John Justen, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 3:07 AM (4 hours ago)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

wau this idiot nokia phone knows masturbation but not custard

-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, June 6, 2008 2:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Friday, 6 June 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

the hairballs depart the other end of the cat.

-- Jaq, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:14 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll look into it!

-- latebloomer, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:15 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

mom?

-- Kerm, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:47 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes come over here and lik my balls lil kermy

-- jhøshea, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

hi-ho, kermy the perverted little frog here

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

I found myself the other day missing my JERKER (OOP)

-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 20, 2008 3:30 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Hurting 2, Friday, 20 June 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

Would be nice to see it in the water again, but I guess that won't happen. :/

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

Hookers are like pineapple, is what I'm getting at.

-- kenan, Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM (Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM) Bookmark Link

― chicago kevin, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

CMON FUCK A GUY

-- banriquit, Monday, June 30, 2008 5:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― en i see kay, Monday, 30 June 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

was having trouble deciding whether I'd prefer jen to go ASAP or have dale, stu, bex and luke go one by one leaving jen. had decided jen ASAP and was hoping for her to be up against rex as it will be good for housemates to have see sylvia go over mohamed and now jen go over rex

-- conrad, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:51 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

I've been feeling schlong all year, but I don't know where I'd be without nob, so I'm'a vote for that.

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 3:37 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

I will be stuffing those machines for all they're worth.

-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 12:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

if my sandy vagina is clouding my vision then i must be mistaken.

-- cutty, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:31 PM (1 hour ago)

― DG, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

at least that link has good photos of the Johnson Treatment.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, July 11, 2008 3:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

emptying an entire half-box into your mouf all at once, then trying not to pucker too violently?

-- kingfish, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 4:08 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 02:41 (seventeen years ago)

this sandwich right now is like josh hamilton last night

-- max, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:39 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

"fuck me anyone can"

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Mark G, Thursday, 17 July 2008 07:29 (seventeen years ago)

Yup, that's my dad in a nutshell. "Wine, women, song, and UNIX CAN SUCK A BIG BAG O DIXORS!!!"
-- Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Monday, August 16, 2004 7:08 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

i'm on the fence when it comes to oscillating in the bedroom. i like it but sometimes you just need the thing right on you.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, 3 August 2008 16:56 (2 hours ago) Link

― Bimble, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

This one time I was so drunk that I fluffed the preamble and blew the punchline

-- DJ Mencap, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:56 PM (41 seconds ago)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

hahahaha Ned, go back to the original thread

― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

I already saw that! Great minds, etc.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

cheating slightly:

I'll watch Shatner try to pull one off.
Especially a gender switch.

-- Trip Maker, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:10 (seventeen years ago)

"man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets"

ha ha i love this

― Ste, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:14 (seventeen years ago)

I'm the one massaging the shark with the small dowel

-- Stevie D, Friday, August 1, 2008 11:35 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

ned, i can't afford condoms right now.
-- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link

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so jerk off into a towel instead?
-- Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link

― Ste, Thursday, 14 August 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

That's out of context?

― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

i think thats a zing

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

i'd recommend putting unlubricated condoms on the dog's feet (and tail, just to be safe), holding them in place with elastic bands.

-- remy bean

― omar little, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

I was beside myself when Mozzer whipped it out in concert last year.

-- Johnny Fever, Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM (Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, but does it count as "doing" it? ;)

― so glitchy (kenan), Monday, September 15, 2008 8:51 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― a hat check clerk at an ice rink (n/a), Monday, 15 September 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

Oh god yes, I know it, I've caught it by accident several times.

― the usual olfactory abuse (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 17:00 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Lovenasium (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 07:06 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I mean Guy Garvey is NOT fucking Burt Bacharach!!

― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, October 9, 2008 10:10 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

― Dave from Norwich, Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

in the office, i'm not doing it in my pants.

except on fridays.

― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 02:02 (1 year ago)

― Trayce, Monday, 13 October 2008 06:31 (seventeen years ago)

pretty sure there is a limit on size. why you gotta try and break the law? also, excellent post by pappawheelie.

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 18 October 2008 05:42 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 08:53 (seventeen years ago)

i just have a sleeve and use it in whatever

― the valves of houston (gbx), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 2. Atheists incorrectly believe that they are not a religion. (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

Has nobody actually explained what "don't ask, don't tell" is?

― nabisco, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yes, it has been covered.

― caek, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's just like American QVC! (I have seen both!)

― caek, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

oh laurel that's a really great picture of you! also boobz pic is awesome.

― ian, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 5:07 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

― StanM, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

This very question was posed to the readers of Women's Health last month. Next time I make a trip to the bathroom I will do a little research and report back with results.

― z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:16 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

So hard to POO.

― gnarly sceptre, Friday, July 4, 2008 2:20 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― WHALE WARS (jabba hands), Monday, 10 November 2008 07:02 (seventeen years ago)

this was a good revive too:

she fucked prodigy from mobb deep

― _, Friday, November 11, 2005 1:00 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:36 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

daniel craig did this too

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

i thought the martian anus was pretty cool
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 3:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

where do i get some in oakland

― i hope you don't pray to jesus with that mouth (Rubyredd), Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 November 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

Where is "Christopher Walken"?

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, November 13, 2008 2:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

― deadin' berries (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 23 November 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

Being from an academic background, Ben hasn't quite figured out what he's supposed to do with it yet.

― gabbneb, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

Can I touch your...stuff?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:51 (3 years ago)
don't touch my stuff!
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:54 (3 years ago)

― east3500oakl✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 07:11 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Bitter? Me? Oh Nooooo! Not at all!!!

― Geir Hongro, Saturday, March 24, 2007 11:32 PM (1 year ago)

― arular (unregistered), Monday, 22 December 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

haha I mean climax not movie

― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 6:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:27 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I could live w/ Dick in prison and Bush in glum disgrace.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:52 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

― Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

Prison Rape

― Sug's jest bang (velko), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

i did whiney!!!!

― lol (roxymuzak), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:31 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:17 (sixteen years ago)

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

oh come on give us a hard one

― One of the Most High Profile Comedy Directors of the 90s (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 6:43 PM (21 seconds ago)

― WmC, Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

"Wes Anderson vibe" my ass

― Dr Morbius, Sunday, March 8, 2009 12:41 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

haaah

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

wes anderson, vibe my ass

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

looooool A+++++++ n/a

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:23 (sixteen years ago)

wes, anderson-vibe my ass.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:6_kmWbWRRII9sM:http://blog.su-spectator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/wesanderson1.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:3wtXH67gc19UqM:http://www.crankyeditor.com/Portfolio/Product%2520Copy/Top%2520Picks%2520-%2520Waterproof%2520Toys_files/waterg.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:SY_6A71N3RfS1M:http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/www_Sticker_Tk_kiss_my_ass.jpg

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:29 (sixteen years ago)

Wes Anderson looks like Tilda Swinton.

― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

lol i mean to get banned

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:51 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

(crackbone actually went next and just wrote 'RAPE', which was quite funny really)

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:57 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

flavour was def ethan. i just picked up the balls and ran with it

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 4:01 AM (12 hours ago)

― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:38 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

are you aimin it raggett

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, June 18, 2004

― velko, Sunday, 26 April 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, sorry, Abbott already covered the baby/penis thing

― nabisco, Monday, April 27, 2009 6:01 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i fuck w/ Dookie

― Briney Deep Coralgarden (some dude), Monday, May 11, 2009 7:43 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

raggett smash

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, November 16, 2003 9:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― autobahn mi (The Reverend), Sunday, 17 May 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

I like messes, if they're sincere.

― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, May 18, 2009 8:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― "some fucking dumb indie reason you refuse to admit" (Bimble), Monday, 18 May 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

҉ backwards is difficult

― AJ Styles, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:33 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

ugh didn't work

― AJ Styles, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:33 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:14 (sixteen years ago)

Actual LOLs at Max's mons.

― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 4:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

I knew that would happen as soon as I realized how wrong it sounded but damn son, you're quick.

― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

^_^

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

still roffling at wes anderson vibe my ass

― chickenella fitzgerald (braveclub), Thursday, 4 June 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

butt remote is so good

― cutty, Sunday, June 21, 2009 11:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― Fred Durst. Wat heb ik gewonnen? (Matt P), Sunday, 21 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

it was only a matter of time before someone said 'no' to passive or otherwise mild facials...and how

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:53 (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:54 (sixteen years ago)

nah, i think that pretty much reads exactly how he meant it.

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)

lj is trying out a tobias funke steez iirc

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

LOL - yes!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/tobias.jpg

― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:00 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

I can't believe I almost let Roger Adultery ruin "wifey"

― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, August 3, 2009 7:57 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― splash the praying duck (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

i vote bush.

― scott seward, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:12 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(soz, couldn't resist)

― Mark G, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

wait she's a goat? baaaaaaaaad idea

― harbl, Friday, 18 September 2009 22:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― jesus mighty lord chewy (stevie), Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:50 (sixteen years ago)

Well, that's about how it went down in the thread, too.

― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

i like serious drugs

― Young Scott Young (sic), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:14 (3 minutes ago)

― bau hau haus (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

But let's be fair. Who DOESN'T hate Arabs nowadays?

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan)

― iatee, Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:13 (sixteen years ago)

no i was gonna say this too but i thought it'd be best to keep gucci off my lips for like, an hour

― k3vin k., Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:46 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

::stuffs fist into mouth::

― Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Friday, November 13, 2009 10:14 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 November 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

i have the 12" of this & ive only pulled it out but it never works like i expect it to.

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only pulled it out a couple times

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:01 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

lollllll

― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

the first would have been pretty funny on its own but the second is such a slam-dunk

― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

i kinda read the second one as being muttered under his breath too

― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaha

― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

my buns are so firm, but the asshole is wide open

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, January 15, 2010 1:15 PM (29 minutes ago)

― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Friday, 15 January 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it feels sooooo long, but i still kind of dig it in chunks

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Friday, January 29, 2010 11:32 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

big shit poppin

i need to do this more often

― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:47 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― alf shumway (some dude), Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

you really gotta hear the slurping noises to get the full effect

― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― sicker than your vag (some dude), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

nice, ken. get another inch and we can share a malt.

― homosexual II, Saturday, February 20, 2010 1:55 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 20 February 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

I have Black Dynamite out right now, btw.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Joannon HOOM (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

its like some sort of poop olympics in here

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

not sure if that will actually help, but that was my mum's cure the last time i got bone stuck in my throat

― just1n3,

― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

sounds like u oughta revirginize that bitch

― 69, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:48

― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

def. prefer a long noodle to rotinis and little ears and macaronis and whatnot

― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 11:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Gag me with a poon.

― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― hell and the handbaskets (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

friends of mine have been running into hermione around town (she's going to brown u)

― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:20 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

loooool

― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

What does IANAL mean?
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:33 PM

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man, i've gotten nailed so many times.

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:47 PM (2 hours ago)

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

touche

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i keep wanting to say vulvas!

― not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

omg Kate's Dildo pic!

― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Sunday, June 6, 2010 2:06 AM (2 weeks ago)

― k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

What the hell is that pink thing?

― Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 9:15 AM

― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

I still laugh at "she's going to brown u" whenever I think of it. It sounds so filthy.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

LOL @ things spontaneously combusting in my vag.

xpost

― peacocks, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:10 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Monday, 19 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

Quoted in context it kind of reads the same way.

― bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

may i come and 'tweak it'

― john foxx underpants - pack of 3 (haitch), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:54 (1 minute ago)

― the mandelbrot cassette (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

blows dong

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:16 AM Bookmark

― rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:19 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

But the huge rider is that I haven't had enough PCP experience here to know whether that holds true more generally. [...]

― ljubljana, Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:36 AM

― bang (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

I used to have a cat. It died, and I suddenly felt great.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Word to this. They're not always that flavorful at the very bottom of the stalk, but the part right under the head is excellent.

― jaymc, Friday, November 12, 2010 12:54 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Friday, 12 November 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

At this point, he's forgotten to pulls his pants down before sitting on the toilet.
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he wdn't be alone. xp
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

The last person I did is out, and has resumed his (non-criminal) career.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:35 (Yesterday)

― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

ws mom tbh

― goole, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:18 PM Bookmark

― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

when i did girls aloud my colleagues kept trying to accidentally walk in on it :(

― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

lololol

― *gets the power* (deej), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

*tits

― one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

Guido continues to be pretty good. Not as instantly 'fuck me' as Jazmine or Flying Lotus but

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 12:26 PM (21 seconds ago)

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

Still can't do the long thin ones without giving myself a brain haemorrhage tbh.

― seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:53 (fourteen years ago)

just trying to share my boners, out of love for my fellow man

― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:55 (Yesterday)

― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

feel like some vietnamese takeaway then trayce

― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, February 14, 2011 9:03 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― estela, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't get any at work today and was more than fine with that.

― beau jest faux-verdrive (San Te), Monday, February 14, 2011 5:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― DJP, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― pon de river, pon deez nuts (San Te), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

guys naughty bear is on clearance at my local target - do i do this to myself?

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:28 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

A+ would lol again

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

kinda hate myself when i think that i'm prolly as excited to see bieber go thru puberty than i would for any of my kids (if they existed)

― kelpolaris, Saturday, February 26, 2011 8:38 PM (3 hours ago)

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Sunday, 27 February 2011 05:48 (fourteen years ago)

That was kinda weird in context lol

― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

nothing like some underwear shots to break in the new work phone

― goole, maandag 28 februari 2011 18:05 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 28 February 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

"That mole looks familiar even here in Belgium"

― dell (del), Monday, 28 February 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

ok here's a good q

open mouth and tongue out or cupped hands?

Only one of these is right btw. Choose wisely.

― ENBB, Friday, March 18, 2011 3:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

I KNEW IT.

― ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

this thread + you = it had to be

― ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

former, obv

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

that whole thread is giving me insane roffles

― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

nly ever done it cupped hands (main hand under the non-main hand)

― An adult guest rapper (donna rouge), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:15 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my next-door neighbor had this technique where he would accept it in cupped hands, and then instead of bringing a hand up to his mouth he would, like, eat out of his hands like it was a makeshift trough. sort of weird...

― dell (del), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the painful thing is that in many ways we went in too hastily and in many other ways we went in too slowly

and in some ways we went in juuuuuuuuuuust right (maybe)

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 2:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

dark brown veiny mexican cock

― ENBB, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

― Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

Music is better than everything

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:07 AM (Yesterday)

I'd rather fuck, tbh.

― Call on me (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 1:01 AM (Yesterday)

― ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

Your ARSE is mine. Gotta take you right!

― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 12:41 AM

― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

Have to make sure to get that vegetable in there.

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, April 14, 2011 2:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Nas
started cumming inside Mase and like a chain reaction Mase came all over his
hand and the bed.

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

― Welcome to the Geirordome (Pillbox), Thursday, 21 April 2011 09:43 (fourteen years ago)

fly me over and give me a couch and i'm yours
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, April 27, 2011

― forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

male babies are the sexiest humans

― jortin shartgent (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:48 (1 year ago)

― y'allternative medicine (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

Woah the Prids. They played in my friend's basement once.

― Trip Maker, Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congrats.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:45 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 28 April 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I really enjoyed doing John Sheridan at Oldham and Peter Beardsley at Hartlepool

― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:55 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

the secret is to lock you cats in the basement.

― The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, May 26, 2011 1:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

Fun with Firefox

Been using FF4 at work, didn't seem to be horrible so now I've finally installed it at home if only for quicker startup. One thing I don't like though, is that pressing F6 doesn't take you directly to the address bar anymore (it takes you to the tab bar, from which you can tab to the address bar).

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've always been using Cmd/Ctrl+L for that

― Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:52 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So do I, but sometimes I only have one hand to type with and there's no real way for me to finish this sentence in a way that's not perved.

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:03 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i checked for updates the other day and it recommended FF5 Beta. recommending a beta over the current stable version is a bit odd imo. (but given it's on my windows partition i won't ever use it!)

― koogs, Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:55 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xp time to start using gestures. no, mouse gestures!

― Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:44 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm making a gesture RIGHT NOW.

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:46 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

its hard though becuase I like to diddle and write notes

― Latham Green, Friday, June 3, 2011 2:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

Finally, a good reason to become ambidextrous!

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 June 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

That word will always make me think of Bloom County, the suggestion of naming the band "Billy and the Diddlers."

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 3 June 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

Max has been de-nutted.

― buffandmaxsmom

― buzza, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

masterbating in front of a baby still works if done well

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:54

― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

lol knew that was gonna happen

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

he didn't really get it that hard, and i think he's perfectly capable of handling it.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 27 June 2011 13:13 (1 minute ago)

― edit piaf (electricsound), Monday, 27 June 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

maybe it was his dick, hurting?

― remy bean, Thursday, July 7, 2011 12:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

― iatee, Thursday, 7 July 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

right now japan isn't dictating anything, they're just trying to stop wave after wave of american attacks. are they out of it because of the pressure or whatever

― Jibe, Sunday, 17 July 2011 19:58 (6 minutes ago)

― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 July 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

i started viewing my body as an extended experiment in comedy a long time before coming across virgin eggs.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, July 18, 2011 10:21 AM

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

"little attorney's room" is hilarious.

― estaria tan orgullosa si fuera homosexual (Jesse), Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

euphamism for balls iirc

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

ball and ball, esq.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

This is way off topic. Sorry A. I will back away from your flaps!

― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:05 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

wowww that sexual campfire is hot as fuck

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 26, 2011 6:31 PM Bookmark

― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

[...] it was also a dude who always brought me a daily goldfish for my room in miami.

― that's my hair no horses up there (lex pretend), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 10:42 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark

― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

You haven't lived til you've had Bolt Thrower sex.

― Nate Carson, Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― ockfen aprilscherz (Ówen P.), Monday, 5 September 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

It's called a speculum. I threw away the one I got in my women's health class, otherwise I'd FedEx it to you.

― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, September 6, 2011

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

OK, I wasn't sure if I felt like putting this here, but I will take my being quoted as a sign that I should.

DAN, ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT YOUR PARENTS SHIT

― max, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 2:18 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

that is hard-hitting journalism

― mh, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

hard-shitting journalism

― swagliacci (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

Slight bit of judiucious editing on this one admittedly...

Man, I feel like balls getting laid into like that represents some kind of grand paradigm shift

― *ter jacket (jaymc), Thursday, September 8, 2011 4:08 A

― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

i deliver hm a hand printed card that says 'very notably discharged'

― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:28 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― Upt0eleven, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

goddam iphones

― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

I work for a company that's almost all men. There's one woman. It's a construction company. Sometimes when something like building a house comes up, all the guys end up doing it.

― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

― Kerm, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:04 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

mediocre? that's stanford!

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:18 (2 minutes ago)

― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 6 October 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i like the titchy dick vein theory personally

― some dude, Sunday, October 23, 2011 7:18 PM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Monday, 24 October 2011 06:14 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I played an unbelievable amount of asshole in high school

― max, Thursday, November 10, 2011 7:50 AM (Yesterday)

― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

oh i missed the period :/

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Thursday, January 26, 2012 7:16 PM (1 hour ago)

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

― lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

seriously picturing a scowling penis in a cowboy hat
― pfunkbo bryson (some dude)

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

Please stare at my ass, lady. I insist.

― pplains, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:58 PM (1 hour ago)

― emil.y, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

Not only have I withstood two hours of dick-slapping to the face. Not only that I've paid him $22 to do it. But I'm on my THIRD go round with this one.

[...]

― The Austerity of PONIES (beachville), Monday, February 13, 2012 11:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

really struggling with the idea of that one fitting into any context tbh

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

I recently learned that in order to sex chicks you have to squeeze the chick until it poops and then examine the chute.

― flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:49 AM (Yesterday)

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

ah, the mythical art of chick sexing.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

i've heard they have chick sexing contests in japan

― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 27 February 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

Dying slowly is funny.

― jed_, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 1 March 2012 00:19 (thirteen years ago)

Not a quote, but I love the fact that this appears at the top of my ILX screen: "gender has new answers"

― simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

fuck this, I take my epic fantasy wide.
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, March 1, 2012 6:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― beachville, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

doing drugs as a teenager was just about the only thing that ever spoke to me. that and kenan's posts on iltmi

― dude (del), Monday, September 20, 2010 2:08 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

haha i'm hearing "oh sexy garfield" in a long duk dong voice in my head now
― some dude, Wednesday, April 11, 2012

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

Instinctively, I'm like "OTM" but weirdo-anal-me says "NONNONONO THAT'S NOT WHERE IT GOES"

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, April 13, 2012 1:11 PM

― real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

i hate you

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:29 (thirteen years ago)

― real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)

I MEAN IT

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

hysterical

forks one of me is like...i don't think he really gets the thread though?

― some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:38 (thirteen years ago)

actually both of forks's recent ones of my posts, they don't really take on any new meaning out of context

― some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

is it from a thread abt mental illness

― lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:45 (thirteen years ago)

depends on whether you believe can personally kill 77 ppl for your wider political beliefs while being sane, i suppose

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:36 PM (Yesterday)

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

77 greater consciousness etc

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

fuck braid

― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

cursed the dyslexic blind man

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

[...] it was packed for space so the tall fellas would just stand akimbo over the short fellas and have at, i was, thankfully, a taller fella.

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

I love a fat cat, but there are some diminishing returns w/r/t the amount of butthole maintenance a very fat cat requires.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, April 23, 2012

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

If it is tight, sometimes you can kind of gradually work your fingers in underneath from both sides until it releases. You don't want to bend it too much, and make sure your hands are clean.

― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:48 AM

i'm with the shavers. just a little bit at a time until it's perfect, you don't want to make make it too loose.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:30 PM

because yeah, the other option is kind of jiggling it out and there is too much that can go wrong that way.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:31 PM

― scott seward, Sunday, 6 May 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I've been lucky enough to do it twice

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:20 AM

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Hey Mandee - wanna do me? I'm a Capricorn but am nothing like I am supposed to be and don't really believe any of this stuff but maybe you'll surprise me! December 28th, New York City, 9:45 pm.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, July 8, 2012

― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

(✿o_O)

― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

fyi: found this review whilst googling "husband bulge"

― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, May 28, 2012 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

x-posts - ಠ_ಠ

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Drink 1/4 - 1/3 of the soda to make room for the nutz.

― Neil Jung (WmC), Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

lol, I changed it from "deez nuts" at the last second.

― Neil Jung (WmC), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

haha fantastic

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

actually my whole point is i DONT want it to grow past a certain size

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:04 PM (33 minutes ago)

― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

with sincere apologies:

yay shakey!
your wife must be a week or so behind mine, we just found the sex

― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, August 13, 2012 11:56 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

possibly revise to "no, i meant i want to jam my dick in your throat!" to meet their styleguide
― goole, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 5:24 PM

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

yeah thanks

― goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

aw, it's out of context, no harm intended

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

pumpernickel literally means "devil farts". now we know why.

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, August 31, 2012 1:00 AM (10 minutes ago)

― Evan, Friday, 31 August 2012 05:13 (thirteen years ago)

woah woah it was only two inches let's not go crazy with our adjectives here

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:15 AM (1 hour ago)

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

I've never noticed anything odd about TJ's beef.

― nickn, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

WHY on earth is it so LONG!!!!???!!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:20 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

al i kind of feel like you would like marry me; maybe that's crazy though

― horseshoe, Saturday, September 29, 2012 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

maybe we could get an ilx marriage to last

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 October 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

oh burn

― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Monday, 1 October 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

oh god I can't see that as anything other than a giant foamy fountain of ejaculate now, thanks DJP
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, October 22, 2012

― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

so innocent in context

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

context provides referent slockster

― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

I just had a really uncomfortable conversation with Ben Franklin about the joys of screwing older ladies. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

my mom lives 2 blocks away from the pony

― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:07 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0

― Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

where I live, the Pony is a gay bar whose interior walls are entirely covered in dicks. me and Stevie D went there together once.

― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:27 (thirteen years ago)

suck a wall of dicks

― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)

ride the pony

― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

every time this thread is bumped i think of "she's going to brown u" and crack up

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

I assume you're talking about The Stone Pony? Hope it's OK. :/

― ENBB, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

Al: IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!

― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Wish I had 25 mins with Whiney... :'(

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, May 14, 2010

― buzza, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:06 (twelve years ago)

he got 25 mins on his whiney yessir

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:53 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

fp'd your son

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

I had Shart Pants 442 days ago.

― Jeff, Monday, January 28, 2013 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

apropos of nothing but i really did not listen to climax enough. i will now listen to climax 8 more times.

― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:12 (twelve years ago)

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

wrong thread...

OR IS IT?

― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

Well, it's not the "missing verses from Alanis' Ironic" thread anyway...

― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)

Ha you pegged me - I read a lot of p4k

― Raymond Cummings, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:01 AM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

by which I mean the closeted riverboat captain obviously...
except I'm not gay, haha!

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, February 6, 2013

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:59 (twelve years ago)

Hitler had the right idea there (just saying)

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:13 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)

Im willing to bet that's in context tho

― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:14 (twelve years ago)

I instinctively touch wood about 5 times a day.

― lo! dating (dog latin)

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

tee hee

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

thanks! that merkin sounds good.

― i see boy george has lost some weight (brownie), Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

of course this is stupidly insulting of songwriting and cookery

― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Exactly, they're different disciplines.

― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:48 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Picasso represents the horrors of war well in Guernica; "I'm Comin' Up Your Ass" is a poor substitute.

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Thanks, get bent!!

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:07 AM

― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:15 (twelve years ago)

i'm kind of sold on the crack thing tbqh

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:53 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

I don't even want to ask but why would they then stick a fake cock and balls onto the mannequin?

― you say potatooles (onimo), Wednesday, May 1, 2013 5:18 AM (5 hours ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

Aiiiieeee. I have to say, I'm having a lot more fun with the whacking than I was before it, but I think I might burn out at some point. Mordy, I'll save my next lot of eggs up for you.

― emil.y, Friday, May 10, 2013 9:47 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)

So much potential in that thread. I would've chosen the "smelling a Willie" one myself.

― emil.y, Friday, 10 May 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)

So I'm still whacking. Will the app have to update to go away.

― Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

No visible erections, no humping of inanimate objects. Bah.

― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:08 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)

lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

afternoon periods are tough, too. but you should enjoy this time of year!
― the late great, Thursday, May 16, 2013

― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

apologies in advance

― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

quoting 77 on ile, see you after the ban expires

― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=2715238n

― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)

i mean there's a documentary about the drummer from Hole so why not Death?

― unfinest DN (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:04 (7 minutes ago) Permalink

― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

i think shakey is pretty fantastic up through the early 80s

― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

also I have to say I have a soft spot for balls

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, June 8, 2013 12:33 PM (1 hour ago)

― post-op1 (electricsound), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)

:-D

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:39 (twelve years ago)

lol awesome truth bomb right here. DP is the best.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, June 10, 2013 1:12 AM (14 hours ago)

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

:-D

― wince (imago), Monday, 10 June 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

tits umbrella raises a good point

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, June 10, 2013 4:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this one is almost a good pun

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)

^would eat some hamenuts

― precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

when i grow up i want macklemore to eat my asshole

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:59 PM Bookmark

(not that the context helps it any!!!)

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

I know for a fact they haven't had it in the can for a while.

― Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:09 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Ralph Vogon Williams (NickB), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 09:39 (twelve years ago)

Is there video of that somewhere? Kinda wanna hear the wet slaps.

― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, July 19, 2013 10:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

The moment I posted that, I knew ...

― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

"Negitive Creep" is the only Nirvana song that IS A FADE OUT.
― Aja (aja), Saturday, November 22, 2003 6:15 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

the whipped cream on the table is very ominous
― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:08 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

That's Donna Michelle. She likes whipped cream.
― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, April 12, 2005 2:02 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

Whipped Cream! Put it all over yo' boday!
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, November 7, 2005 3:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

perhaps next I will use whippits to make whipped cream.
― teeny (teeny), Sunday, April 11, 2004 10:29 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

I like it smoooooooth. Like butter, or Philadelphia-brand Whipped Cream Cheese.
― adam, Saturday, March 2, 2002 1:00 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

Jello salad with grapes, mandarin orange slices, and whipped cream; fish sticks; glass of Ovaltine.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 9:33 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

oh good, another thread you've ruined

― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

as usual, smells like a boy's bedroom & provides lovely heady catharsis.
― ogmor, Monday, June 17, 2013 6:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― een, Friday, 19 July 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

I fear you will be bummed.

― kraudive, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)

― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)

My wife just got a 13", never actually saw an 11" until a week ago and I'm kind if shocked at how tiny it is compared to the bigger one. <…>

― joygoat, 2013年8月2日星期五下午3:19 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 August 2013 05:27 (twelve years ago)

was just coming here to post that

― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 August 2013 06:40 (twelve years ago)

this already got called out in-thread but

i have 7-8 year old horsey sauce packets from arby's in my drawers

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― suggest bando (The Reverend), Friday, 2 August 2013 10:54 (twelve years ago)

post a sentence ffs

― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Thursday, August 15, 2013 6:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

yeah i think aimless is otm.

― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with sexy results

― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

I remember waiting in line at an amusement park a couple of weeks ago and hearing Blurred Lines and thinking that no song could be more appropriate for waiting in line in hot weather surrounded by sweating pre-teens eating various junk foods.

― silverfish, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 8:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― da croupier, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)

SIX INCH?

I mean I can handle 3 but 6 is next level

― quincie, Tuesday, September 10, 2013 9:32 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:34 (twelve years ago)

o shit 77

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:35 (twelve years ago)

that's really next level

― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

mookiefail

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

i subject myself to the mercy of the court

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Hi Dere!

http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2011/02/04/Ronald_Reagan_t607.jpg

― scott seward, Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my favorite era of country

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― pplains, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

OH LOUIS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

― ailsa, Saturday, October 19, 2013 8:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:17 (twelve years ago)

― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:29 (twelve years ago)

;-)

― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (twelve years ago)

walsh innit

― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (twelve years ago)

Nobody wins with meta.

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 15:48 (3 years ago)

― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bC57Yj3.gif

― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:32 (twelve years ago)

ronan has a show?

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, October 23, 2013 3:26 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just starting

i didn't know one could be so smug so young it's sort of impressive

― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)

― drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 October 2013 11:02 (twelve years ago)

It's a huge call to drop either of them though and I don't think Moyes has the balls

― Number None, Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Saturday, 26 October 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

This Pedroia fluff right now is making me gag.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, October 26, 2013 10:11 PM (2 minutes ago)

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Sunday, 27 October 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)

"I would"

― Doran, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:09 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these guys seem pretty good

― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nebby yolo (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

oh dang i love those booties

― just1n3, Tuesday, November 5, 2013 10:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

My wife wants to know where you got it

― dan m, Friday, November 22, 2013 10:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)

nakh to thread

― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:06 (twelve years ago)

i think i may have hit it four times? maybe a couple more that i've forgotten durnk.
― mookieproof, Sunday, 7 November 2010

― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:11 (twelve years ago)

Anyway, I vote Twat.

― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, November 25, 2013 3:59 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 25 November 2013 22:42 (twelve years ago)

xp I think I'll do that, drugs

― Rong Male (wins), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

(I wasn't sure if that was intentional, but I thought it was funny either way)

― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)

What is this BJ?! It's terrible!

― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 1:58 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the late great, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

that is a big angry cock

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, January 5, 2014 1:32 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― StanM, Sunday, 5 January 2014 00:45 (twelve years ago)

i would like blow a lot more if it had a harder climax

― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, January 6, 2014 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Spottie, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:11 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

gay had 41 tonight???

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

But I drained at least two and a half boxes of those tubes without shame b/c they were easy on my flayed and cauterized throat scabs.

― Je55e, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:42 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have to think this was deliberately phrased to appear in this thread

― j., Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:57 (eleven years ago)

up at home, down at work

― sleeve, Friday, January 24, 2014 12:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

[...] I want my BM to sound like machine gun fire in a blizzard, [...]

― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 3:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)

(genuine lols here DJP)

― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)

(edited)

dunno what i tried first time round but this time it was "sex". didn't last a minute

― lex pretend, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:35 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

(I'm assuming that everyone saw that, but passed over it because it was just too obvious? But anyway, for posterity's sake)

― soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

well, just a lot of women getting butchered all around. i'm not saying it's wrong, just weird and worth thinking about.

― contenderizer, Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:02 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark

― Mordy , Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

I do not ever purposely lend impetus to my farts when I am in a public place. I do not go to great lengths to suppress them, either. I let nature take its course with minimal interference, but under the right circumstances I will make a bit of effort to mitigate them.

― Aimless, Monday, March 10, 2014 5:19 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ogmor, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:15 (eleven years ago)

Falcons filled some serious holes yesterday.

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Wednesday, March 12, 2014 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

I'm into yurts

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, March 13, 2014 3:35 PM

― mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

haha hey not fair

― goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

meta-out-of-context

― mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

I was in a hospital recently and there was a sign that said "YURT THIS WAY" and if you looked down the hallway there was indeed a yurt

― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

i . . . yurt myself today

― mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

ooohoooooh looo-ove yuuuurts

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

Here's the picture of the yurt sign at the hospital

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/pphotos/yurt.jpg

― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

otm

― mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

i don't understand that at all

― goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

no exit, only yurt

― j., Friday, 14 March 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

lol all you

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

yurt place or mine

― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

A circular tent of felt or skins on a collapsible framework, used by nomads in Mongolia, Siberia, and Turkey.

He was greeted by dune buggies, which then took him across a lunar landscape for five hours to a collection of yurts, or Mongolian tents.

I don't get it.

― ∞, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:53 (eleven years ago)

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i don't understand that at all

― goole, Friday, March 14, 2014 11:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

That was hanging in this hallway that led to a Yurt. I guess people must have always mistaken it for an exit and found themselves in a yurt instead

― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:56 (eleven years ago)

I just found an explanation online

Let us start on a tour of Shanghai Un1t3d F4m1ly H34lthcare Hospital (UFH). Upon arriving at the front gate, before you enter the hospital front door, on the left you will find the yurt. The yurt is a white, tent-like structure used for hospital-wide meetings, lectures, and special events. Originally, tribal Mongolians use the yurt as their houses. Why did Shanghai United Family hospital build a yurt? Well, this is actually tradition. When the first branch of UFH opened in Beijing, the founder had constructed the yurt. In which case, let us continue on the hospital tour.

― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (eleven years ago)

I g00gl3pr00f3d that because I didn't want people to google 龜 and find a yurt

― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (eleven years ago)

uighurs gonna uig

― goole, Saturday, 15 March 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)

lol

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 16 March 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)

FUCK THE SIGN, WHERE IS A PICTURE OF THE YURT?

― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vsTRfeM.jpg

― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

whoop whoop

― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

That's the yurt!!

― 龜, Monday, 17 March 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

shout out to yurts

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

through a yurt darkly

― j., Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

the long and winding yurt

― ∞, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

everybody yurts

― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:20 (eleven years ago)

Yurt not to talk like that

― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:24 (eleven years ago)

yurt cobain

― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:35 (eleven years ago)

smells like tent spirit

― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)

Shiver yurt timbers! It's not a tent.

― ∞, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:08 (eleven years ago)

what up to yurt mans and dem

― sarahell, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)

yurt cobain

― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 9:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Respect.

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

all of a sudden you have a top predator in antarctica force feeding you penguins all day, it doesn’t get much better than that.”

― 龜, Monday, March 3, 2014 11:01 PM (3 weeks ago)

― I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Monday, 24 March 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

DP has not aged well at all.
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, April 11, 2014

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

love you dude

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

haha I realized what I had done minutes after and in the back of my mind thought it might end up here.

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn3.volusion.com/txjma.raguz/v/vspfiles/photos/4504948-1.jpg

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:47 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

guys I'm just talking about my own personal world of young people

― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 11:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)

He maketh me to scoop his shitbox
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, May 9, 2014

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

sorry, had to.

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

love the stuff with him in her

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:09 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― English cunt read Guardian (imago), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

good ball there

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:21 PM (54 minutes ago)

a little sloppy...

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:25 PM (51 minutes ago)

..good ball there

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:34 PM (42 minutes ago)

a little sloppy

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:42 PM (34 minutes ago)

mm, a little sloppy

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 5:13 PM (3 minutes ago)

good ball there, mmhmm

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 5:15 PM (51 seconds ago)

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

hahahahha

― balls, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

Ilol

― Mordy, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

omg

― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

ya he meant all that tbf

― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)

well fuckin cum my boots

― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 1, 2014 10:17 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

the news as it happens, right here

― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)

hahahahha

― balls, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 5:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:34 (eleven years ago)

i was going to keep going back and forth with it another 10 times or so but i got bored.

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

dammit there goes the clean sheet for my german fantasy dudes

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, July 8, 2014 5:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― guwop (crüt), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)

lmao

― een, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

looool

― Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

very lol

― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 22:30 (eleven years ago)

hahahahahaha

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

GOTT

― 龜, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

Ned is pretty great.

― Peter Scholtes, Saturday, July 12, 2014 7:32 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RIP

― Bee OK, Saturday, July 12, 2014 8:02 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Saturday, 12 July 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)

omg that cad one

― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 12 July 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

Götze boner all over my feed atm

― 龜, Monday, July 14, 2014 10:04 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 July 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)

Quote needs context

http://i.imgur.com/dN4OoD2.jpg

― 龜, Monday, 14 July 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

tbf

― blap setter (darraghmac), Monday, 14 July 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

how is that much different out of context

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

well it sounded like he ate his meals from a feed trough, a feed trough full of gotze boners.

― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I thought it was a hard case to make xp

― 龜, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

I think I was confused and thought gotze and goatse were spelled the same

― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

and I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize

― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)

I've done the JO thing in the past but I have a beard and a shorter haircut now so I wouldn't be able to pull it off.

― 3kDk (dog latin), Friday, August 1, 2014 1:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

lol

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 August 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

i've only seen the various clips that went viral of the JO show, but it's looking good

― Nhex, Friday, August 1, 2014 1:36 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

a skinny wiener covered in Hunts is enough to fill anyone

― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (17 minutes ago)

― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

well done

― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

its not about fair representation its about getting yr story

― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

sometimes the post itself contains context. this thread is about removing context, so fair game imo

― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

textcon

― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Pasta attachment on a kitchen machine is a great way to do it.

― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, August 22, 2014 3:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― imago, Friday, 22 August 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Penetration among white collar professionals + wealthy college kids + sophisticated urbanites still remains very high

― 龜, Tuesday, September 16, 2014 7:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

damn that sounds like sex

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)

i think part of my problem was that its huge and also thin, so it just feels really odd to hold

― Ass Tchotchke! (jjjusten), Monday, September 29, 2014 1:21 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 29 September 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)

Hahahaa!

― Eric H., Monday, 29 September 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

apple thread should have lots of those

― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 September 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

why do they make them so long? and don't tell me to use more holes, i'm out of holes.

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius),

― the late great, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

sorry

― the late great, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)

that's what its for

― zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

You definitely get it off if you work for the state and I'm pretty sure the Feds take it off, too.

― carl agatha, Friday, October 3, 2014 2:26 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 3 October 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

the A2(M) is very real

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, October 3, 2014 11:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

lol

― please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Friday, 3 October 2014 22:16 (eleven years ago)

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

syphilis nose way harder on my stomach than the c section

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, October 9, 2014 12:31 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 October 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

wow

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

otm

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 October 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

ok so oprah heads all good i guess
― the late great, Monday, October 13, 2014

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 October 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

has anything on the internet had the quality + consistency of clickhole so far?

― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, October 15, 2014 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

black anus

― example (crüt), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

wow

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

such black
very anus

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)

tbf I am cheating slightly because it was a hyperlink to a thread

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

Yr mom is usually good for one of everything. 3 guys, 3 moms, that's like $400 right there.

― hardcore dilettante, Thursday, October 16, 2014 4:35 AM (4 hours ago)

― mit iodine (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)

is it from her red period?

― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, October 17, 2014 3:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

sorry

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

the idea of "max" is so loaded but i don't think he's worth that money

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

"Listen, I'm against women being doxxed and threatened with rape, but that doesn't diminish my fictional concerns"

― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 5:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that sounds immensely otm

― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 5:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)

actually, it's about context

― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

hahaha

― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)

Can we have an ilx-wide moratorium on dudes

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 2, 2014 5:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― StanM, Sunday, 2 November 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

pvmic

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

i have a hard time not saying anything when my friends call me "mama"

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow i totally blurted that out of nowhere after literally years of not saying anything but there it is

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

(LL: little-known and longtime mute)

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

(until someone says "mama")

― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 09:56 (eleven years ago)

The micropenis episode was the last one I watched.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, November 7, 2014 4:30 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)

I'm ballstreaming right now feels good man
― 龜, Sunday, November 9, 2014 6:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 November 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

um, any chance anyone has an extra meat boy key?
― Mordy, Tuesday, November 11, 2014

― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

i gave a luke warm (i.e. awful) one once. i made sure she understood that's what it would be like, and she still wanted it, so *shrug*

― caek, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:35 (27 minutes ago)

― milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

lollll

― imago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

knowing the real context of caek's post, I must say this application of it was masterful

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes I call myself 'BIG HOOS aka the sexdriver' in bed

― 龜, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 12:53 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

I don't understand people.

― Tuomas, Monday, 8 December 2014 08:02 (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 8 December 2014 08:37 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

That sounds a little like the guy who said "I'm not getting any younger and I don't see myself falling in love with you." We didn't live together so I couldn't throw it out the window but I sent it back in the mail.

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2015 02:02 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:54 (eleven years ago)

dear god.

anyways. should press print cartoons today, tomorrow or not, or have we covered this (and has ILX opinion changed since?) etc

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:45 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Losing patience with this imbecile. Other message boards are available.

― Re-Make/Re-Model, Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flag posted to expedite that process

― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup

― out here like a flopson (tpp), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― bife claro (wins), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:11 (ten years ago)

― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:14 (ten years ago)

oops
anal
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Wednesday, January 21, 2015 1:02 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Spottie, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 20:15 (ten years ago)

was gonna pvmic that

― qualx, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)

2D Armpit is deeply satisfying

― example (crüt), Friday, January 30, 2015 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

you did this on purpose, unregistered

― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)

j'accuse

― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)

just poking my head in this thread to say that I actually kinda like fucking bitches in the hood

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, March 6, 2015 11:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7gI1dwk.jpg

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:02 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugewqsM0As

― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:06 (ten years ago)

OH SHI-

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:09 (ten years ago)

there is a glaring lack of the mystery crow on the wh4t.cd invite thread

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:09 (ten years ago)

I'm pretty sure wh4t.cd wasn't founded by Cypriot Turks

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:12 (ten years ago)

but if you can provide evidence to the contrary, I might reconsider

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:12 (ten years ago)

fyi my garga twitter account was suspended for 'aggressive following'. not sure what they meant by that because I only followed two (crow-related) accounts iirc

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:15 (ten years ago)

the imploring crow should attend all invite request threads

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:27 (ten years ago)

man, i just learned a lot about a lot of shit i knew nothing about by doing a search google for this image on the crow
not enough time on ilx i guess

― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

oh god whyyyyyy the anus

― Nhex, Tuesday, May 12, 2015 3:04 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:20 (ten years ago)

I did shed a tear when they cut off Ned's boobs, it's true
― DJP, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:07

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:36 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

Bravo sir the second thumb was unexpected and delightful

― juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 1:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:33 (ten years ago)

hiyooo

― designated hitler (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:34 (ten years ago)

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 June 2015 19:13 (ten years ago)

lol ok that's pretty good

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

Staying at my mother's for a few days, commenting on a summer hat that got left in the rain "at least it got washed." "I already did wash it"

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:52 (ten years ago)

xp fair enough bb

― irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 14, 2015 7:30 AM (3 hours ago)

― Mordy, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:40 (ten years ago)

it's open for 10 days so i still can squeeze a few more of these out first.

― Bee OK, Thursday, July 16, 2015 2:44 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 July 2015 05:47 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

yr nuts frozen is an epidemic

― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 August 2015 14:08 (1 hour ago) Permalink

― pandemic, Sunday, 2 August 2015 15:24 (ten years ago)

Really digging this Sam Smith [...]

― rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Sunday, August 9, 2015 3:58 PM (5 hours ago)

― usic ally (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:23 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

I think Americans tend to say they play "free improv" -

It goes: meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

― sarahel, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:38 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― westminster cerdo ring (wins), Thursday, 24 September 2015 16:31 (ten years ago)

i have the same fantasy, cept it's Shirley Chisholm, Eleanor Roosevelt and Barbara Jordan
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, September 29, 2015 2:19 PM (6 minutes ago)

― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

"Gooood. I can feel your anus."
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 27, 2015 3:17 PM

― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 15:20 (ten years ago)

my brother-in-law saw the jugs and said to me later "they gotta put that shit away when they have guests over, shit's digusting"

― marcos, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:54 (26 minutes ago) Permalink

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:23 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

And Satan make me want to actually decapitate cattle.

― Doran, Sunday, November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 16:35 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

so good whiney, wish it went on longer
― flopson, Thursday, September 17, 2015

― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2016 16:27 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

yeah even though drake's voice could be characterized as wispy, the super-structured guitar work kinda works in contrast to that, which I think a lot of his followers miss.

― tylerw, Wednesday, January 20, 2016 1:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)

Oh for FUCKS sake. This is why the EU was worth burning down

― Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Sunday, January 17, 2016 2:45 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

looking like bernie's gonna lose mass by about 2%

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 1, 2016 11:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 04:37 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

loving your gym, balls. that is amazing.

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 April 2016 21:46 (Yesterday) Permalink

― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 11 April 2016 01:40 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

HE'S TRYING TO BEAT THE ASSHOLE

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 8:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― just her neck. thankig u in advance (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 12:27 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

"Sex with me" deserves more acclaim& attention

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, May 12, 2016 8:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― a goon shaped tool (some dude), Friday, 13 May 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

oh nice work - i couldn't find a large-size version sans nipples.

― bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Monday, May 30, 2016 2:48 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)

ok deep throat
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, June 3, 2016 9:01 AM
i show you how to do this son
― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Friday, June 3, 2016

― ulysses, Friday, 3 June 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)

hahahahaha

― it's getting ott in here / so take off all your clothes (stevie), Monday, 6 June 2016 09:18 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

I guess elf-disgust is their big theme...

― soref, Wednesday, July 6, 2016 2:08 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 14:49 (nine years ago)

FWIW Christ seemed like an alright guy, but milquetoast and ultimately not cut out for government.

― akm, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 3:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)

he looks like he cops a feel after a sip of Icehouse.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:26 PM

I'm gonna change this and watch porn

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:27 PM

guys, he's cutting off his g's, it's serious.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:31 PM

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2016 02:33 (nine years ago)

No idea what that would refer to in porn, but lol

― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 28 July 2016 03:10 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

now and then i use middle fingers

― mark s, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 16:36 (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Fuck my Fins.

― Neanderthal, Sunday, September 18, 2016 1:46 PM (eight hours ago

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 September 2016 02:02 (nine years ago)

hahaha

― Neanderthal, Monday, 19 September 2016 03:43 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

C H U N K Y is my shit

― J0rdan S., Sunday, October 16, 2016 6:32 PM (forty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:33 (nine years ago)

the most obscure walt whitman poem

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:29 (nine years ago)

hearing this to the tune of the first song off of Love Hate

― Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 03:30 (nine years ago)

i mean there are a fuckload of similar products available mostly made by experienced food companies, but only one of them has super creepy marketing and frequent contamination issues

― lag∞n, Monday, October 17, 2016 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will def try those shakes ^

― bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Monday, October 17, 2016 1:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ¶ (DJP), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)

Sopan Deb ‏@SopanDeb 1h1 hour ago
It's been 86 days since Trump last held a presser. He took Qs from limited group 47 days ago. Clinton has taken Qs 11 times in last 2 months

^^^surprised this doesn't get brought up more often. trump has been hiding from the press for three months

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, October 21, 2016 1:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

take it to the gay thread, boys

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 21, 2016 1:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ¶ (DJP), Friday, 21 October 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)

will still do Talking Heads in Feb of 2017...

― Bee OK, Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:44 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2016 07:17 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Still voted for the Holocaust.

― Treeship, Saturday, 3 December 2016 18:10 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― diary of a mod how's life (wins), Sunday, 4 December 2016 10:12 (nine years ago)

I thought you would be more a Goatpenis guy

― Cosmic Slop, Monday, 5 December 2016 21:58 (fifty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 5 December 2016 22:12 (nine years ago)

Treesh providing genuine lols right there as always

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 5 December 2016 23:00 (nine years ago)

Xpost ) yes that was one of the few shits where I went "aaah". Not enough of them, imho. My eyes are fine.

― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 05:56 (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Herpes Bizarre (stevie), Thursday, 8 December 2016 13:36 (nine years ago)

feels like this must be some of the best raw bm ever

― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, December 12, 2016 6:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 04:38 (nine years ago)

meddle used to be my favorite fall album

― surm

― sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:16 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

I like "hate crime against children"
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:14 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

not so surprising from ein Sexmonster

― rob, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

magic is pretty sweet, i just got my 2 miracle slots, healing/evacuating all day long
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, February 8, 2017

― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

Hiyoooo

― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

lol good one

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

Ha I posted that to the wrong thread tbh

― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

my threshold of nuts is pretty high these days

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, February 25, 2017 10:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

Please tell me thats the proctology department.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, March 17, 2017 11:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:39 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

lol it's true my only preferred champ is Messy D xp

― Clay, Tuesday, May 30, 2017 2:43 PM (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

feel like we're about to get a shitload more of these in the pipeline

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 11:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 11:51 (eight years ago)

i always wear pants and it's covered up, but the inside of my pants knows what's up.

― nomar, Wednesday, June 7, 2017 3:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago)

― a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

sounds like a DJ Quik couplet

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2017 04:21 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

gonna spend all day tomorrow throwing buckets of mayo at people

― ciderpress, Saturday, August 5, 2017 12:49 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

Photobuckets, same

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

I think if you can get that resolution to create a recognizable anus then there is no need to increase it.
― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

Vagina is a non effort.
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

Left myself wide open tbf

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

If you can spread the crack, a tooth pick is good for getting your glue down in the separation.

...
― earlnash, Sunday, August 27, 2017

― El Tomboto, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

the bottom's where all the good chewy goodness is
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

lol i cant even remember the context

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)

sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still like the My Dick album

― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (eight years ago)

Space porn requires patience.

― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

*Axl Rose whistle*

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

Squash my ass.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

https://media.tenor.com/images/175f14bf0f9aa79864d6e603680799e2/tenor.gif

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

aww, lookit that li'l scamp

― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

If they do it with Bradley Walsh every week I'm all in.

― nashwan, Thursday, November 9, 2017 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

such an impressive asshole ;_;
― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Whitney do you know any schooltechers

― brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:35 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 21, 2017 5:43 PM

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

not sure the context would have helped much tbf

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

*high*

― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)

lol @ wales

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)

― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (seven years ago)

O_o

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (seven years ago)

When I saw that I couldn't resist.

― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (seven years ago)

out of context and out of decade too

― Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (seven years ago)

A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.

― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (seven years ago)

i feel v attacked lol

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

'GREAT ASS' wins.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (seven years ago)

😌

― scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (seven years ago)

cock to one side

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (seven years ago)

Take that to the male fashion thread.

― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (seven years ago)

its ok he was dressing up not dressing download

― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (seven years ago)

there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink

― sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (seven years ago)

If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes

― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (seven years ago)

:D :/ :D

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (seven years ago)

;_;

( ;-) )

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)

this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

It's in there, it's just very small.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (seven years ago)

Lol

― albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (seven years ago)

flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018

me too

― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood

― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

i definitely say "yessed out" a lot

― flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)

I think i have historically had at least five whenever i checked in

― Trϵϵship, Friday, August 17, 2018 2:40 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting

― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

lmao

― flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (six years ago)

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9egNUVybxA

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:12 (six years ago)

perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

xpost pvmic

― moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:10 (six years ago)

I do feel guilty if it clears before it turns green!

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:13 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:21 (six years ago)

one month passes...

I got no hits with "piss"

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:49 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try "urine" for a surprise hit

― Simon H., Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:51 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Joan Lunden just stole your laptop and I didn't even try to stop her (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 April 2019 18:53 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.

― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)

― mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:34 (six years ago)

I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.

― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)

― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:50 (six years ago)

three months pass...

All my life, I wanted to be an Irishman

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 23:15 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 07:37 (six years ago)

impeccable screen-name / content synergy there

― lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (six years ago)

two months pass...

I like Hanson.

― Josh in Chicago

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:53 (six years ago)

Enemas: made of waterlogged tubes, unleashing waves of topaz-coloured effluent. Sounds like Lib Dems to me.

― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well now wait a sec. You pour milk in then you need to check whether it's the correct shade otherwise you leave it for a bit longer then yes you take it out at some point.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

lol

― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:24 (six years ago)

ha!

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

saw this too late and have a bad case of milk ass

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 20:55 (six years ago)

good ol DP

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2019 9:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― cheese canopy (map), Monday, 25 November 2019 23:13 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Anne Frank, what a hipster huh

― rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:10 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 January 2020 01:43 (six years ago)

kinda true tbh..

― flappy bird, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:48 (five years ago)

tbf Victor Klemperer was keeping a much more academic and nuanced journal on nazi oppression long before that young hipster came along .. fp'ing myself

― calzino, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 09:40 (five years ago)

fap on 6th Feb for those who want to.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:32 AM

― pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:12 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

i'm just always glad to see people bashing it.

― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:51 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

At the very least I'd love a physical release
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, February 14, 2020 5:11 PM

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:16 (five years ago)

lollll

― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

Tis the season

― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

Is that from the babby thread?

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

the television poll actually

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

oh wait i c what u did there

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

all that travolta sperm? it's travolta's fault. But the one sperm that wins the race in the beginning of look who's talking? travolta can't be liable. that sperm had its own ideas.

― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, February 14, 2020 1:49 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

ah go on do me next

― imago, Saturday, February 15, 2020 11:52 AM bookmarkflaglink

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:55 (five years ago)

pvmic more like

― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 February 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

how much winking am I supposed to tolerate from this asshole

― college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:20 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:44 (five years ago)

yeah yeah yeah

― college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:48 (five years ago)

Ha oh God I have a feeling I’m about to go down the best kind of hole . . .

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 5:59 PM (four hours ago)

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 02:17 (five years ago)

it was not particularly unpleasant. they just need to go slow and have a clear understanding of and feeling for the physical space they are probing.

― A is for (Aimless), 23. marts 2020 02:47 (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Frederik B, Monday, 23 March 2020 13:26 (five years ago)

My region, to be frank. It's all hairballs here.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:20 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:29 (five years ago)

Sneaky 77 leak but I'll green light it because it's true in p much every context tbf

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:31 (five years ago)

smdh check the new ilx constitution, emergency powers all 77 content is to be redistributed as required for the good of all in these times

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:32 (five years ago)

Look I'd ask Rhonda to confirm that but last I heard she was stock piling xls sheets and loo rolls.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:34 (five years ago)

I am pleased with my two appearances itt

― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:36 (five years ago)

lool pigs making an example of that burnt processed pork by using deadly force against a bbq!
― calzino, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:17 (five years ago)

I know somewhere you can get yeast

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, March 25, 2020 2:38 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:41 (five years ago)

that was literally the context tho

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:46 (five years ago)

also probably shouldn't have done it post-dump, pre-wipe
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 29, 2020

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

doesn't really read differently in context in this case

― silby, Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:28 (five years ago)

lol was gonna say

― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:42 (five years ago)

if anywhere, posts very much in character was the spot for it really

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

i stand corrected

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 22:35 (five years ago)

What a fun cultural exchange this is.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, April 1, 2020 3:36 PM (one minute ago)

― coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

Tbc I'm with Alphie on this one.

― coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

I swear to God this thing just squirmed off my desk all by itself.

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, April 25, 2020 7:50 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Put some protection on that thing

― calstars, Saturday, April 25, 2020 7:53 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― budo jeru, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:05 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

you wouldn't imagine you have that much space for them to cram it in, but you do
― j., Wednesday, May 20, 2020 4:30 AM
it's such a weird feeling, like your body knows damn well nothing should be up there
― sleeve, Wednesday, May 20, 2020 5:07 AM
of course, i've had it in the ear before
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, May 20, 2020 9:06 AM

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 15:47 (five years ago)

The last comment is a joke, of course.

― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:00 (five years ago)

iggy pop quoted out of context

― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:08 (five years ago)

ugh I want to smash that box
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 May 2020 12:46 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― french flaps, sparkly letters, all the bells and whistles (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 May 2020 14:25 (five years ago)

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 29 May 2020 18:47 (five years ago)

i was looking for the "annoying" thread to post that in but likely better here

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 29 May 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

how many penises are you giving this dude
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, June 22, 2020

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

lol

― pomenitul, Monday, 22 June 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

I like eat a Ferrero Rocher box, shit it out and then spread the resulting paste between two intact Ferrero Rocher boxes
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 June 2020 13:21 (forty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Friday, 26 June 2020 13:30 (five years ago)

Lool, thread delivers!

― calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:31 (five years ago)

ffs it’s resultant paste

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Saturday, 27 June 2020 04:41 (five years ago)

the pinefox
Posted: 27 June 2020 at 16:09:31
It's true about the KS / LK video above. Dire.

I remarked to a friend today: It's really odd that KS is so fat.

Many of us are overweight. Certainly me included. I'm not getting at normal fat people. Maybe I am one.

But KS's whole schtick is Image, Professionalism, etc. Being so fat doesn't suit his schtick. Yet no one ever points it out.

― scampos mentis (gyac), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

pinefox isn't fat btw

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

HOW FAT ISN'T HE?

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:44 (five years ago)

Mind you, haven't seen him since pre-lockdown.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

he better bloody be fat or I'm going to flab post him!

― calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:58 (five years ago)

you can't public policy your way out of dicks existing tbrr

― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, July 6, 2020 1:03 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 6 July 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

'And' is just 'cum'.

― pomenitul, Monday, July 13, 2020 10:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 10:53 (five years ago)

Yes. Brown is tweaking and tightening.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, July 14, 2020 8:34 PM (seven minutes ago)

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:43 (five years ago)

seriously, you could all have the assfuck that Alfred and I have.
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, July 14, 2020

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:07 (five years ago)

Hmm

― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:17 (five years ago)

the dead wish they could choogle.

― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, July 17, 2020 7:18 PM

― pomenitul, Friday, 17 July 2020 23:24 (five years ago)

lol

― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 17 July 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

El Tomboto
Posted: 11 June 2020 at 01:11:37

My favorite rimworld streamer discovered terraria and is now on hour 23 of his hardcore stream

― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:48 (five years ago)

"rimworld"

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

contact your doctor if you experience hardcore stream for 4 hours or more

― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

misread rimworld steamer

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:20 (five years ago)

I’m ok with the top 2 but deleuze is more fun than any of these guys except maybe fred on occasion

― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Tuesday, July 21, 2020 11:51 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:10 (five years ago)

Good one.

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 09:34 (five years ago)

nice cups xp

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 28, 2020 9:44 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:05 (five years ago)

This is about Underworld, right?

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:06 (five years ago)

Right now I am really valuing walking round the corner to get coffee because Tina, who makes me coffee, is the only human being other than my wife who I am seeing in the flesh on a regular basis.

― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 July 2020 13:04 (five years ago)

I'm trying to mark my tops when the passion is high.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, August 2, 2020 3:16 bookmarkflaglink

― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 2 August 2020 05:34 (five years ago)

Ooh la la

― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 2 August 2020 05:58 (five years ago)

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre)
Posted: 13 August 2020 at 17:02:13
This semi is really pretty bad, but I can enjoy bad snooker

― caută tu singur (gyac), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

Harsh but fair

― Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 August 2020 06:11 (five years ago)

i liked weather, but i preferred dept of speculation.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, August 26, 2020 11:49 PM

― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:50 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

just curious, I haven't been to NYC in years, but was Century 21 destroyed in 9/11 or just damaged?

― naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Friday, September 11, 2020 3:24 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:39 (five years ago)

destroyed

― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:40 (five years ago)

work out to eat out

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, September 11, 2020 11:37 AM

― pomenitul, Friday, 11 September 2020 15:39 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

yeah, i have no idea where i'm putting that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, October 7, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Spottie, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:39 (five years ago)

a bit oblique but i'll allow it

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:37 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Every year I look for minor celebrities with cancer. Also dwarfs, I've had success with dwarfs.

― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 13:52 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

What's the 3rd joke supposed to be? Penis in mouth?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, December 1, 2020 7:08 AM

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:47 (five years ago)

one month passes...

you feeling the men?

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 5, 2012 10:02 PM (eight years ago)

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 5 January 2021 17:44 (five years ago)

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:29 (five years ago)

lol

― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:30 (five years ago)

Omg thank u needed to laugh

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (five years ago)

There goes ol' Neanderthal, bragging about the girth again. Insufferable.

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (five years ago)

;)

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:37 (five years ago)

Jst a hypothetical but wd trump be banned immediately on principle if he created an ilx account, or would mods wait for fp to do its thing

― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

It is massively scary that it took five years+ of his bullshit, plus an impeachment, plus literally losing reelection, for all these people to even cautiously turn on him.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:06 (four years ago)

jesus, I refuse to eat an arsehole with teeth
― calzino, Friday, January 15, 2021

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

i love when Kenneth Branagh's in my shitter
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 27, 2021

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:13 (four years ago)

I love crying

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:38 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:46 (four years ago)

rob
Posted: 1 February 2021 at 20:48:13
wow I'm leaning a lot today on ilx. first about castration, now this

― scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 1 February 2021 20:53 (four years ago)

Oh no I'm thinking being of potato croquettes

― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, February 4, 2021 1:06 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 February 2021 08:20 (four years ago)

my ex-wife, still sleeping, once woke me up at about 6am to ask me "can i taunt (sic)

jim in vancouver

― cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (four years ago)

"Can i taunt (sic)" - Chief Keef

― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (four years ago)

about to remove my bookmark
― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 February 2021 23:35 (four years ago)

Probably lots I could name. Chastity Belt comes to mind.

― o. nate, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 22:49 (four years ago)

My new revelations: 1) I should really wear a mask if/when I rob people and 2) if I do rob or kill someone, I think I should get out of that area ASAP. Also need to figure out how to open locked/closed doors so that I can do more robbing.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:00 PM

― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:02 (four years ago)

I need a good autostraddle

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

tbf that's how he meant it in context too though

― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

Well, yeah.

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:58 (four years ago)

"Damn, great-great-grandpa Jebediah was HUNG!"
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, March 1, 2021

― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:31 (four years ago)

I'm interested in the load of wank.

― pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

The loads, even.

― pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (four years ago)

― pomenitul, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (four years ago)

I couldn't get with Afterbirth at all

― imago, Thursday, March 11, 2021 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:09 (four years ago)

Lol I just knew it was that

― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:08 (four years ago)

i remembered Simon as romantic and dreamy, but his behavior seems pretty shitty and self-indulgent on a reread, for example.

― horseshoe, Saturday, March 13, 2021 3:27 PM

― pomenitul, Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:29 (four years ago)

http://www.freesimon.org/

― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:34 (four years ago)

*but still, pulls the lever for ted cruz's ass constrictor with confidence*

― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink

― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

horseshoe otm

― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:48 (four years ago)

semen and weed both smell amazing sheesh

― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, March 20, 2021 6:55 PM

― pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

yeah mladic slaps

― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Thursday, April 8, 2021 4:56 PM

― pomenitul, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:59 (four years ago)

one month passes...

just to be clear, i don't have any children. i'm just talking about "my boys"

― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 19, 2021 3:31 PM (twenty-five minutes ago)

― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

come on we all do it

― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:43 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSlXjbNIbYk

― Working in the POLL Mine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:47 (four years ago)

Mods are Alt-Righters, no shock there I guess.

― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 2, 2021 10:53 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 18:19 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

I remembering being fuck awful at the last wc

― xyzzzz__, dinsdag 29 juni 2021 20:40

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 19:02 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Is it me or is this turd getting much worse much faster?

― burnt hombre (stevie), Monday, August 2, 2021 12:56 PM (nineteen minutes ago)

― rob, Monday, 2 August 2021 17:16 (four years ago)

one month passes...

"Underwear" is pretty great imo

― billstevejim, Monday, September 20, 2021 1:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 September 2021 17:45 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

Yeah, it’s gotta be jizzy condoms, right? Who the hell would do that? In my experience the dude usually takes care of disposing of that. Did she ask her guys for their juicy rubber?
― Cow_Art, Friday, October 15, 2021 6:02 PM

― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:38 (four years ago)

fuck the Dolphins, fuck them so hard.
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, October 24, 2021

― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:37 (four years ago)

A friend of mine was notified today that her regular consultation regarding a daily medication has been postponed for 11 months

― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:37 AM bookmarkflaglink

probably don't want to know, but: kevin drew?

― mookieproof, Monday, October 25, 2021 10:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:33 (four years ago)

just imagine Bono nude

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 3, 2021 9:20 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 November 2021 05:47 (four years ago)

I prescribe milk and trying some butt stuff going forward.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:34 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― joygoat, Thursday, 4 November 2021 17:47 (four years ago)

You put one part of the V between your legs and angle the neck upward on a diagonal and it’s fine.

― Josefa, Sunday, November 7, 2021 3:48 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^Edited for the dirty

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 22:49 (four years ago)

two months pass...

Just vaseline your pole imago, their momentum gets them about three feet up before they just slide back down again

― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, January 31, 2022 3:23 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 15:36 (three years ago)

lol!

― calzino, Monday, 31 January 2022 15:39 (three years ago)

ahaha i saw that and knew it'd end up here

― imago, Monday, 31 January 2022 16:33 (three years ago)

lol

― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Monday, 31 January 2022 18:17 (three years ago)

wow

― rob, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:24 (three years ago)

I love both of you guys and would FAP anytime but I am really so mad about this, I'm just gonna unbookmark

― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Tuesday, February 1, 2022 6:48 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:58 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Wait, I'm assuming Mendelssohn hated LZII. If he liked it, then the review stinks.
― sund4r subramanian (sund4r), Monday, November 22, 2004 12:31 AM (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 19:10 (three years ago)

six months pass...

Ian's not coming over the top of me anymore, but it is going over Neanderthal.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, September 28, 2022 12:10 AM (thirty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

― sorry, it's just Babe (2006) (Evan), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:12 (three years ago)

one month passes...

sounds like there needs to be a big jack off to determine who's the first result

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, November 11, 2022 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:04 (three years ago)

two months pass...

oh great, now i wanna party with difficult listening hour's mom
― alpine static, Thursday, February 2, 2023

― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 04:52 (two years ago)

haven't thought about that asshole in years

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, February 11, 2023 8:03 PM bookmarkflaglink

― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:04 (two years ago)

Hope the obits spend as little time as possible on My Ding-a-Ling.

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, March 18, 2017 5:29 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 February 2023 00:11 (two years ago)

Plenty of us liked it in 2003. And she can like any color and temperature of cum she damn well pleases.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, February 18, 2023 10:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 February 2023 17:50 (two years ago)

My hopes for Girlfriend are dwindling

― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, February 20, 2023 2:51 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

― na (NA), Monday, 20 February 2023 20:53 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

"My Year of Dicks" was easily, totally better all around.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, March 13, 2023 10:33 AM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:37 (two years ago)

three months pass...

I had blessedly forgotten James's turgidity.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, June 17, 2023 1:27 PM

― mookieproof, Saturday, 17 June 2023 18:33 (two years ago)

Nude slaps in this

― blue6ave, Tuesday, 31 January 2023 06:16 (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

― ledge, Thursday, 22 June 2023 12:04 (two years ago)

Yeah I also listened to as much as I needed to. I am a reasonably tolerant fan, but I don't need to spend six hours with Tony's organ

So to speak

― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, June 27, 2023 10:30 AM bookmarkflaglink

― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:40 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

So what ever happened to balls?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, July 13, 2023 9:51 PM bookmarkflaglink

― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:42 (two years ago)

there's - ordinarily - a left one and a right one, a lower and an upper one

im gonna say it would be pretty embarrassing not to have them sorted

― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:51 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

i'm only at no.10 right now but yes, so far i feel the Big Issues™️ have always been red herrings and it's actually at its best when everything is v small and crappy beer and ppl being dumb weasely shits

― mark s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 18:26 (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:09 (two years ago)

nice

― rob, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 20:54 (two years ago)

I sometimes skip pulling my pants down before i start peeing

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 9, 2023 3:35 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:40 (two years ago)

lol I was the one who said it first, he was just quoting me.

― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:00 (two years ago)

bloody hell, piss clout theft going on here!

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:30 (two years ago)

it's definitely funnier to imagine Tom D. saying it, sorry!

― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:32 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

you guys need to FAP immediately

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 31, 2023 5:15 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 August 2023 13:42 (two years ago)

one month passes...

I'm also edging pretty close to a $50 certificate, so I feel good about sitting tight and waiting

― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 17:55 (two years ago)

Scat, generally, is not my thing but I have no quarrel with those who enjoy that aspect of her career.

― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, October 22, 2023 4:06 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― budo jeru, Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:01 (two years ago)

Budo, lol. I was tempted to phrase that differently but decided on what I thought was the safest path. Still perilous, apparently.

― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:20 (two years ago)

When did six feet become "not very big"?

― clemenza, Sunday, October 22, 2023 8:17 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:47 (two years ago)

one month passes...

michelle, because of the shia labeouf taint

― sonderangerbot, Friday, September 9, 2011 12:17 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 December 2023 18:45 (two years ago)

So that's what the French in that Beatles song means

― STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 December 2023 19:52 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

that's settled it - I'm doing John Adams again!

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, December 30, 2023 11:54 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:58 (two years ago)

Abigail not into threesomes iirc

― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:12 (two years ago)

I certainly never forgot The Beaver

― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Tuesday, January 2, 2024 1:00 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 02:14 (two years ago)

whiney i hope you're limbering up this is gonna take a lot of stretching

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:12 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 23:41 (two years ago)

So many great bears

― Οὖτις, Saturday, February 18, 2017 8:25 PM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:05 (one year ago)

Smarter than the average

― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:31 (one year ago)

the Barry Keoghan penis thing was weird

― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:14 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:18 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Always happy for more Coffins!

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, February 14, 2024 1:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

omg does ur bloodlust know no bounds??!!!1!!!111!!!

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 18:09 (one year ago)

absolutely fucking floored by this knob news lads, never even dreamed such a thing was possible

― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2024 10:51 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― ledge, Monday, 26 February 2024 10:56 (one year ago)

xp - lol Neando

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 February 2024 15:55 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

got a ticket for 9/11 yeahhhhhhh

― Murgatroid, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 11:39 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:43 (one year ago)

I’ve got two towers to paradise

― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:49 (one year ago)

four weeks pass...

he might be onto something with this diaper thing

― frogbs, Thursday, April 18, 2024 8:43 AM bookmarkflaglink

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:08 (one year ago)

one month passes...

I wouldn’t have pegged him as a third but I understand some feel differently

― subpost master (wins), Saturday, May 18, 2024 10:14 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 May 2024 15:26 (one year ago)

…

― subpost master (wins), Saturday, 18 May 2024 15:27 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Johnny's right hand is legendary

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, July 11, 2024 12:33 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 11 July 2024 12:57 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

LMAO I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE BALL-TANNING

― laughter is the best weapon (DJP), Tuesday, July 30, 2024 3:05 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 20:34 (one year ago)

Slut was robbed.

― Popture, Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 18:23 (one year ago)

four weeks pass...

yeah, I want a better look at his hog

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, August 28, 2024 4:12 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 21:38 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

that could have been my first confession: bless me father, I'm wearing a fake tie.

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 21 September 2024 18:36 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 September 2024 21:03 (one year ago)

It’s pretty amazing that this thread is 17 years old and Dick is still alive

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Friday, September 27, 2024 10:08 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 September 2024 04:07 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Surprised Roy Cohn isn't trending today after the fellating last night

― bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Saturday, November 2, 2024 2:10 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2024 20:48 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

anybody see My Old Ass? i don't have Amazon but it looks like good family fun

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, November 17, 2024 11:02 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 17 November 2024 22:19 (one year ago)

if you hum it ...

― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 November 2024 23:23 (one year ago)

three months pass...

Nine years of this asshole

― treeship 2, Friday, February 21, 2025 6:43 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 February 2025 01:11 (ten months ago)

no need for context there sadly

― budo jeru, Saturday, 22 February 2025 01:17 (ten months ago)

i muuuust see the annihilation of fish

― ivy., Thursday, February 27, 2025 12:43 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 February 2025 18:46 (ten months ago)

Marillion fan really preferring the Hogarth era.

― better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 February 2025 18:47 (ten months ago)

Also omg @ 'Bronze Daddy', I also demand pics

― emil.y, Saturday, 8 March 2025 16:18 (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 8 March 2025 16:33 (nine months ago)

two weeks pass...

Also reports are they got a heroic dose of Body/Head right before ScarJo

― chr1sb3singer, Thursday, March 27, 2025 11:59 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 March 2025 19:22 (nine months ago)

two weeks pass...

i want louis menand asshole stories too

― a (waterface), Friday, April 11, 2025 8:29 AM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 April 2025 13:38 (eight months ago)

two weeks pass...

Josefa
Posted: April 29, 2025 at 7:19:18 PM
To be shot in Montréal, that’s interesting

― Kung Fu Gift Shop (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 30 April 2025 11:35 (eight months ago)

four months pass...

Five hours of BJ is about 4 hours and 55 minutes too much

― calstars, Sunday, September 7, 2025 9:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 September 2025 15:33 (three months ago)

you gotta ask before you make everyone gay

― lag∞n, Friday, 12 September 2025 15:31 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 September 2025 14:40 (three months ago)

two weeks pass...

We should continue to debate the value of cats as I think our mix is obviously not perfect but there's still some room to improve.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, September 29, 2025 4:25 PM

― z_tbd, Tuesday, 30 September 2025 16:23 (three months ago)

one month passes...

I didn't vote for My Old Ass. I should have voted for My Old Ass.

― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Friday, November 7, 2025 4:40 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2025 22:47 (two months ago)

one month passes...

RIP JK

― Donald Crump (Tom D.), 25 December 2025 18:51 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 December 2025 20:19 (one week ago)

I keep meaning to look into Ass.

― It’s a powerful boat for a powerful mind. (Nag! Nag! Nag!), Tuesday, 30 December 2025 06:21 (eight hours ago)

― jaymc, Tuesday, 30 December 2025 15:11 (one week ago)

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