Jimmy Fallon: Why Won't He Go Out With Me?

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What do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Fallon?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

No offense, Ally, but he prolly doesn't know who you are.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, cuz if he did, whoo boy...

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

he looks gay. maybe that's why.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

you're:

a. too crazy
b. not crazy enough

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, he knows who I am. He just likes to pretend he doesn't, cos he was like "high" or something when he "met" me. But I know he saw me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Well then he must be gay.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY ARE THEY ALL GAY? WHY, GOD, WHY?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think his obvious myopia is a more likely explanation.

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

have you seen Ally?

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"gay"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I should've titled this thread "Say something about this picture of a bachelor, the remix".

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The pink frame around him ain't helping.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.online-shrine.com/farrell/images/colin_farrell.jpg

i want YOU fallon!

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

the stubble looks photoshopped on

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP STOP IT'S TOO MUCH SEXY!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ok then how about B P Fallon

http://www.bpfallon.com/images/home_page/home_2003/shane_ddb_1.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Hrm. Can someone please post a pic of Heath Ledger so I can stop thinking about those two blokes?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.moviemugs.com/mghl02.JPG

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

mm heathy coffee

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, that would wake me up in the morning.

*sigh* If Jimmy reads this thread he'll never go out with me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

no, Ally I think there's a rule whereby celebrities can only date other celebrities.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What about Noah Wylie?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, get your face on a mug!

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Then he will realise your celebrity quality and more than likely go out with you!

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

no, Ally I think there's a rule whereby celebrities can only date other celebrities.

Jennifer Garner, star of the hit TV spy drama Alias, and her husband of more than two years, actor Scott Foley, have split, a spokeswoman has said.

"Scott Foley and Jennifer Garner have mutually decided to separate," publicist Nicole King said in a one-line statement on behalf of the couple.

Garner and Foley, both 30, met on the set of the college drama Felicity , in which he co-starred and she made a brief appearance, and married in October of 2000.

Since then Garner catapulted to Hollywood stardom as sexy secret agent Sydney Bristow on ABC's Alias and opposite Ben Affleck in the superhero hit movie Daredevil .

Kansas-born Foley now stars in the NBC comedy series A.U.S.A. and in the upcoming thriller Cursed .

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, Aaron, but I don't think I'm tall enough for her.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Scott Foley have his face on a mug?

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

There are exceptions to that celebrity dating rule - sometimes they date publicists, make-up artists, or entertainment lawyers.

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just proving your point, hstencil. If the celebrity balance of power sways too much, well then the center cannot hold!

― Aaron A,, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, I didn't think of that mug thing. Crikey that's brilliant. I could surrepticiously leave it in the SNL studios, and he'd be like, "Who is this girl? I must have her in non-mug format!" and I'd be like, "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

Maybe you should sculpt his face, then.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, that's be weird and stalkerish.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Worked for the chick in the Lionel Ritchie video, tho.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Better yet, leave the Mug Format Ally in the SNL studios filled with chicken soup or something!

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, like the box of chocolates with the photo at the bottom

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

but with more vitamins

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Vitamins are very romantic.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

vitamins and OYSTERS

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw Ally, but looky at Shane McGowan.. he's wooking WONEWEE! :(

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe if he looked more like Colin Ferrell and less like SHane McGowan he'd be better off.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I betcha Jimmy Fallon would go out with me!

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 4 April 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew with dead certainty whose thread this was when I read the title.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 4 April 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like Mike Myers in the picture at top of thread. thas not very appealing

― H (Heruy), Friday, 4 April 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

He's lame, Ally, you should just go out with me instead.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

get in line buddy

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/1657/harley3.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's because Fallon is an asshat who is in love with his own supposed adorable-ness, he's second only to Seacrest in the male vanity sweepstakes.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 4 April 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I am jealous of good-looking men.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 4 April 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah for this thread and Nicole's well-timed bile.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

seabag

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I betcha that if you met Jimmy Fallon and hung out with him, you'd find his insouciant wit adorable and refreshing.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he'd throw pencils at your ass, trying to get one to stick right in it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Methinks Chris has misunderstood the word "insouciant".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I betcha that if you met Jimmy Fallon and hung out with him, you'd find his insouciant wit adorable and refreshing.

Perhaps, but his schtick on SNL is hella-irritating. It's like he's trying to become a human Jigglypuff but fails miserably.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I do like his Boston skit though. NOMAAAAH!!!!! Sadly I don't find SNL funny anymore. Now that the genius that is Will Ferrell has departed.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I am MUCH cuter than Jimmy.
http://www.the-movie-times.com/pictdir/actors/gallery/jhartnett/jhartnett4.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, so adorable with your eyes that never open, you HALF-MAN, HALF-VOLE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

no, Ally I think there's a rule whereby celebrities can only date other celebrities.

A-A-A-A...Ally's not a celebrity? Not. Right.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Trip Fontaine.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

He's an idiot, obv.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Friday, 4 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is a celebrity, but the world generally is the basement shut-in that is not Up to Date With the Trends when it comes to recognizing her.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 April 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Would anyone care to mention a male celebrity with whom I'm actually familiar?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Fallon is a dick.

― Scaredy Cat, Friday, 4 April 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I still don't understand why you're so insistant on that Harley Quinn thing, Alex. You people have some weird image of me. I mean, I'm not a psychologist.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally in not-a-psychologist SHOCKAH!

You should get used to the "weird image" thing; it's hard to come off as you actually are on internet message boards. People on here seem to believe I'm like some Shaggy from Scooby Doo total stoner hippie, which is only about 10% accurate (okay, maybe more like 50%, whatevah).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

my brushes with Josh Hartnett:

1. Outside the Bryant Lake Bowl, where he clearly wanted to talk to my fiercely cool friends and I but had no balls to do so.

2. White stripes concert, First Ave, hanging out in the back with a stocking cap on.

3. Some other time that wasn't too memorable, a restaurant somwhere.

lay your jealousy upon me.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

he's a young Michael Pare, remember that

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't give him that much.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, they should totally do a remake of Streets of Fire and they can even keep Diane Lane in it.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, girls, is Jimmy Fallon really considered attractive? Do you really see him with an entirely different pair of eyes than I? All I see is a rambunctious eight-year old who is hyperactively jumping around the living room, trying to make everyone forget that he wet his bed that morning.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Josh Hartnett has a small penis and stole my friend's coke. These are both true.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I see everyone here like that.

I decided Jimmy Fallon isn't attractive because he's still not going out with me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

what about zack morris. mmmm.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

thank god, Ally! Jimmy Fallon is such a pathetic fuckin' waste of talent. Idiot Boyfriend was cute and all, but he tackles comedy like a summer camp counselor playing an old woman in a talent show. I'm starting to wonder if he's not NATURALLY funny, and that being funny is real work for him (he has to TRY not to laugh at his own jokes and TRY to maintain a character). Or maybe he seriously needs to lay off the ganja weed.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin - umm, John Motson. Not sure how it fits with the thread, but if it makes you feel comfortable then it'll do just fine.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, I think you need to write a song a la "David Duchovny Why Won't You Love Me" to get his attention.

Jimmy Fallon, I know Shaolin"
JImmy Fallon, You a Stallion"
Jimmy Fallon, Where has Your Mouth Been"

you get the idea.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, come on, our relationship might be over but I still have a soft spot for him, dn't be so harsh.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

his best work is when he's unrecognizable as Jimmy Fallon. He's the anti-Bill Murray.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

One time he dressed up like Harry Potter and sang a song, and it reminded me of jel.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks William, but I'd be much happier if Ally started lusting after John Motson. That would make me smile a lot, I think.

In fact this whole thing is part of my trouble with all of these people living in different countries and seeing different TV shows and sport and stuff. They should all come and live here so that I understand (and so that FAPs feature 200 ILXers!).

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd feel better if Ally started lusting libidinously after Zero Mostel.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.homevideos.com/photoscomedy/forum2.jpeg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, satisfaction!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, though, does CNN allow Wolf Blitzer to sleep?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear they pump these news anchors with methamphetamines.

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

They don't let me sleep, why should they let Wolf?

Besides -- his beard is battery operated.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Alex in NYC vs. WOlf Blitzer, FITE!

Yr thinking of Tom's beard!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

woah. me and some friend's used to play the game where the person's last name was the name of their genitalia. Like Matthew's Modine (our fave). Kevin's Bacon. Liam's Neeson. Wolf's Blitzer takes the cake probably. Or Ned's Raggett.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 4 April 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron's Grossman! Chris' Piuma (sounds like an exotic sports car). Don's Weiner, natch.

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

and so that FAPs feature 200 ILXers!

July 4 is sooner than you know.

Ned's Raggett

A very hairy situation, this.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 April 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious as Shaggy. Matos as Velma. Paul Eater as Fred. Rosemary as Daphne...

and

Hstencil as Scooby-Doo.

(maybe Alex in NYC can be Scrappy-Doo?)

― hstencil, Saturday, 5 April 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~sephiroth_102/adore1dvd/33.jpg

You know you want the B0lly.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 5 April 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The vampiric one arises again!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy Corgan's such a creep.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 5 April 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

So you've met him?

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 5 April 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy's Corgan.

― Dan I., Saturday, 5 April 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I have to have met him to make that assessment? I never met Hitler either, but I gather he was a bastard.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 5 April 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Wolf is very calm off the air. And very nice. But you get the sense that he is not to be disturbed. Bernard King is on some serious Billy Dee sh*t. And Larry King looks even more like an owl.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 5 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I imagine Bernard King to be into that kind of vibe. Larry King seems like he's tweeking half the time.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't Larry King used to be heavyset? could someone find and post a picture of those days? The closest I've ever come to seeing it was a quick side shot of his face in Ghostbusters.

Plus a picture of a pauncy Larry King would nicely offset the Jimmy Fallon pic.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 April 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I veto that right this second!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

You are denied.

http://www.claussner.com/images/emailletterphotos/larry%20king.JPG

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

But if you want to rock Mr. King seventies style, Ally:

http://www.mugshots.org/hollywood/larry-king.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

JESUS could that picture be any bigger?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

THANK YOU, NED! thank you kindly!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not at all comfortable with this thread. Could a moderator please take action?

― James Fallon (nabisco), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

He won't go out with you because he's a dumb-ass punk, and you are well rid of him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

when she's done with him, he'll be a numb-ass punk! ho ho!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, I think this Ned guy is turning this into a personal attack. I'd prefer to see that post deleted.

― James Fallon (nabisco), Saturday, 5 April 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Astounding!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

OUTRAGEOUS!

http://www.vegas.com/shows/richie.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes!

Is the next question why Lionel Richie won't go out with Ally?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello? Is it me you're looking for, Ally?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

When not wasting time with ILX at work and avoiding the foibles of her bosses, she carves a bust of Lionel to remember him by.

Ally Lover, don't walk on by.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

No, this isn't going to work. Let's not discuss this anymore, I was less upset by the idea of doing Jeremy Bentham.

I note that Jimmy Fallon still hasn't answered my question.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

To completely derail this thread, I talked with a friend this past week who admitted she had a big crush on Rush Limbaugh. She's very much a leftie, too. Now there's your Opposites Attract dynamic!

("I don't like cigarettes,...
and I LIKE TO SMOOOOOOOOOOOKE!"..etc.)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You wanna do Jeremy Bentham, I can get you in with my staff ID card...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 April 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I talked with a friend this past week who admitted she had a big crush on Rush Limbaugh

Exactly what was the stated grounds for his appeal?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmy Fallon: Why Won't He Go Out With Me?

Because he's busy, currently, being impaled on Elton John's... on his...you know...his...his hospitality.

― Skottie, Saturday, 5 April 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock'n'roll...

Do you suppose mummies still have, um, appendages?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

All depends on the fluids they're dipped in.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you suppose mummies still have, um, appendages?
-- Ally

Did the invocation of Elton John make you think of mummies? It could have, you know...

― Skottie, Sunday, 6 April 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

>I talked with a friend this past week who admitted she had a big crush on Rush Limbaugh
Exactly what was the stated grounds for his appeal?

She thought he had a nice smile, was witty, liked the rather husky sound of his voice, was kinda turned on by the challenge of political 'debate'....

I'm thinking "crush" may not be as much the operative word as "fantasy" here.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 6 April 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Rush Limbaugh's apparently got a crush on Mimi Rogers which is sorta odd also

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 6 April 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

SNL tonight proved once again that J. Fallon has ZERO comic timing

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 6 April 2003 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Amen, Chaki.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 6 April 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon, stop being jealous and just admit yr man-love for the Fallon.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 6 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to seem him slowly dipped into a frothing tank of famished pirhanas.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 6 April 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean you like to seem like him in those circumstances? You should be on the acting thread!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

oh...um, ow....stop that...i'm not kidding *smirk*

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 6 April 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S THE BEST IMPRESSION OF JIMMY FALLON YET!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 April 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(awaits award)

that Larry King picture, btw, is truly horrifying

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 7 April 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What's funny is I have no trouble believing that Larry King was around and getting incarcerated back in the days of the Han Dynasty

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 7 April 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, I don't know if you really want the prize.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 April 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I don't have much need for a Heath Ledger mug

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 7 April 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It was actually a signed Jack White sombrero.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 April 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

*falls off chair*

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 7 April 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Josh Hartnett has a small penis and stole my friend's coke.
Coca-Cola? How cute! It wasn't diet was it? (Small penis? Oh.)

Josh H. isn't that cute, but he's better than Jimmy F.

Billy Corgan was kinda cute at some point.

I'm glad I'm not known as Sarah's Johnson. It would be pretty cool if I were male though.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

HA! What I meant was... (fumble fumble)... not that I want to be male, but if I WERE male, then it would be cool to have the last name Johnson. Yeah. That's what I meant.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend in Melbourne looks sort of like Jimmy Fallon:

http://www.wiredchild.net/phil/china/alexandkane.jpg

he's single. want his email?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

He's way too far away.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah. He's just small.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I would hope that Ally is following the J.F. contrahversy on Craigslist Missed Connections

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 12 April 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Right. The 19th Hole is where we're holding our next FAP.

I was actually more intrigued by the subject line "What, is everyone in NYC a DJ now?"

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 12 April 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy moly. That Missed Connection list is bonkers! I enclose this sample for your amusement:

i met you in a bar. you were so beautiful. you were soooo precious.

we chatted all night, my precious. you are so beautiful.

... please email, your smeagol, my precious.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 12 April 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

....are you the precious?

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 13 April 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Jack White won't go out with me either :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

sure I will, Ally!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 31 May 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

finally! an Allycrush I can respect! Sure, he's way too cred-obsessed, but White is talented.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 May 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/w/White_Stripes_The/sq-white-stripes-vid-v2.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you asked him? Don't be so hard on yourself.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I don't ever ask boys out, I'm so old fashioned that way.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 1 June 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

no no, you have to tell him that you and your friends are having a party this July, he should come check it out, then slyly write your number on his left buttock with a fat sharpie

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 1 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, this is a trick so that you can meet him and hook up with him, isn't it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 1 June 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it's so maybe he'll bring his sister. Also I will give him my demo all classy-style and he can pass it off to his A&R man at V2.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 1 June 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

then slyly write your number on his left buttock with a fat sharpie

how would one do this "slyly"?

― amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 1 June 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

by yelling "YO, ADRIAN!" and flexing while you do it.

thank you!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 2 June 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't you go for Ashton Kutcher?

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not really my type, to be honest. I like the guy who plays Hyde on The 70s Show.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

And you'd have to share him with Dan Savage.

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 2 June 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Check out this spectacularly misguided article that calls Ashton Kutcher this generation's Dean Martin.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 2 June 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Dear Jimmy Fallon:

I have no interest in dating you anymore. I apologize in advance for any confusion reading this thread might cause.

xoxo
yr girl Ally

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You've broken my heart, Ally!

― Jimmy Fallon (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a step in the right direction, Ally. Jimmy Fallon is so 4 months ago.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I've totally moved on, I'm not sure what I was thinking. Jimmy, I sincerely apologize but jesus man, you snooze, you lose.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ahem.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

whose the replacement? carrot top?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Carrot's Top

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is this other man, Ally? Tell me! I can sex you vigorously to rid you of his sperm!

― Jimmy Fallon (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

kudos to jimmy for the funniest thing ive heard all day

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Fallon would never say anything that funny. It must be an imposter!

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

it sounds like the kind of thing morbo from futurama would say.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Listen, Jimmy, I'm sorry, but it'll never work out between us.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

But Ally, who will be the celebrity replacement? We need a new thread to gush over.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What a talentless bozo this guy is. Is he gone yet? Is it safe to turn on my TV?

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have a celebrity replacement :(

Make suggestions!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Ringo Starr?

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

huggy bear

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

or my personal fave, vin diesel, its up to you

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole wins :)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You probably have a chance with Ringo Starr.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't he married to Barbara Bach though?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Forked tongue man, you speak in riddles of the mind.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Why hasn't there been a sequel to Caveman?

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

To be completely honest, I was just trying to disguise the fact that I don't know who Barbara Bach is. But the name makes me picture Barbara Bush, and I figure if Ringo is married to someone who looks like Barbara Bush, you could probably steal him away from her.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You've never seen Caveman???? What is this world coming to?

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Barbara Bach was also in a James Bond movie; she does not look like Barbara Bush.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Jake Gyllenhaal should be everyone's celebrity crush.

― Nellie (nellskies), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

No! Less people who crush on him, better your chances of winning his love!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You've never seen Caveman???? What is this world coming to?

I only ever saw about 15 minutes of it on HBO in 1982 or something. I remember the end, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a great movie though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.duskdigital.com/gallery/albums/killingjoke/Killing_Joke_64x.sized.jpg

"Oi, Geord. Apparently, Ally's no longer after that Fallon creep. Wot d'ya reckon?"

― Jaz & Geordie (vassifer), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Phwoarr.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 10 August 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, TOBEY MAGUIRE.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you look me in the eye when you say that?

― Tobey Maguire (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, because it was a momentary impulse, I'm over it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.quik.guate.com/mcdonald/fanfics/smd.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you threatening me?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hiphopelements.com/Pics/Events/CageMatch/Cornholio.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kenjiarai.com/conan/ejokes/brit5.gif

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.andymeyer2000.com/images/gloverkick.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Bagels, Dixie Chicks - how timely

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Tina Fey kicks ass.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Less my-style-stealin'-bitch, more Idiot Boyfriend!!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://enquirer.com/editions/2002/10/13/fey72x101.jpg

― *swoon* (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck Tina Fey

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck Tina Fey and the wildly-less-talented, leading-man version of Kattan ... they are so not funny. Meanwhile Weekend Update ratio of self-perceived savvy to actual intelligence has never been greater.

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

she's the new Kennedy!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I love it when she flashes an uncompliant audience her steely, smug, 'must've-been-ever-their-heads' gaze of serenity ...

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer is OTM

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

NOW WE KNOW WHERE SHE WENT.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

But I didn't want to know :(

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Wow, the world would've been so different if I ever did work up the nerve to write my number on Jack White's ass and invite him to Siberia!!!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

ALLY, GET OVER YOURSELF. JIMMY FALLON IS NOT GAY. MAYBE ...JUST MAYBE IT'S YOU! I KNOW FOR A FACT HE DOESN'T LIKE SILLY LITTLE GIRLY GIRLS. GROW UP AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

― BAISE, Friday, 28 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Told!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I KNOW FOR A FACT HE DOESN'T LIKE SILLY LITTLE GIRLY GIRLS.

So how does this make him not gay?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

SHIT I'VE BEEN SERVED.

― Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I really need a gif of hello kitty with her head up her ass now.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude on that stupid OKCupid.com thing I have gotten no less than SIX messages now from men telling me I look "a lot like Tina Fey", it's like OH LETS MAKE THE SEX NOW YEAH THANKS FOR YOUR CREATIVE LINES. Fuckers.

― Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally if you said that they'd probably wet themselves with pleasure.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You would need to include the "fuckers" part though. Fey-lovers thrive on that masochist shit. They want to get schooled by mommy.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you talking about yourself here?

― Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT A FEY-LOVER

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 May 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT HER.

In other news, TOBEY MAGUIRE I'M STILL LOOKING AT YOU.

― Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

hey look! Jimmy Fallon's new movie, Honk If You're Horny --- I mean Taxi, comes out Oct. 8th!

according to Imdb: A mouthy cab driver (QUEEN LATIFAH) has hot tips for a green cop (JIMMY FALLON) set on solving a string of bank robberies.

Written by two guys from the State and a guy who wrote Operation Dumbo Drop and Snow Dogs (I'm guessing he was brought in to make it suck). Based on a luc bresson movie! also stars Gisele! Ann-Margaret plays Jimmy's mom! Woo woo!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/taxi/4.jpg

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

I didn't know this was actually based on Taxi! Haha! I think the Gisele appearance seals it. I'll definitely tune in for 20 minutes when crawls its way to cable.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Gisele kind of is odd looking to me, like Vincent from Beauty and the Beast in a really, really strange, vague way. Like when Vincent and Linda Hamilton make the fucking, Gisele would be the product.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago)

"make the fucking"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

I just saw the ad without sound while downloading a shockwave game. He's leaning against a wall as bullets fly through a door and then he yells something that must be hysterical. There's shots of the taxi flying over bumps. There's also some scene where she's trying to get him to loosen up and the ad ends with both of them singing and clapping in the car.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Gisele kind of is odd looking to me, like Vincent from Beauty and the Beast in a really, really strange, vague way.

ooh, yeah. i think it's to do with the way her features are slightly rounded but still very feline, plus the blond mane.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago)

yeah...it's not that she's ugly by any means...it's just that she kind of looks...alien, to me.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

DAEREST TOBEY MAGUIRE

WHAT TEH FUCK R U DOING. PULL YRSELF TOGETHER MAN.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tobey-maguire-fat.jpg
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/maguire-poker.jpg

WHY U BREAK HEART. WTF.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.samruby.com/Series/PeterPorker/Large/PeterPorker15.JPG

― The Ghost of Spiderman 3 Sorted (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW TOBEY MAGUIRE APPARENTLY IS ON THE BRIT SPEARS WHITE TRASHIN' IT DIET. AND HOW IT MAKES JIMMY FALLON LOOK A LOT MORE APPEALING. E-HEAD OR NOT.

xpost omg that's roffles gold

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Wow, he looks so fuzzy.

― you're on the list! (dymaxia), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE MILLER ULTRA LIGHT AND A MACH 3

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

"I get to eat lots and lots!"

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Maguire lost all his attraction for me when he went from cute skinny Ice Storm indie to butch buff Spiderman major. I think this new noize dude look is an improvement.

As for Fallon, sorry to say, but he doesn't look cute at all lately.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.drug-rehab.com/images/heroin_pic.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

The website I yanked those photos off of is great, btw, nothing but photos of Tobey Marshmallow Man and Lindsay Lohan falling over drunk off her ass and Katie Holmes's herpes sores.

xpost are you implying noize dudes are puffy!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Er, let's just say 'unshaven.'

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

The website I yanked those photos off of is great, btw, nothing but photos of Tobey Marshmallow Man and Lindsay Lohan falling over drunk off her ass and Katie Holmes's herpes sores.

!!!

Where is this?! I heart LL.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.defamer.com

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Ah, the L.A. Gawker. A fine site!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

though fair warning, if you heart LL this might not be the website for you since they've got much worse (and funnier) gossip about her besides just the implants that everyone's known about for like a year! She's apparently totally nuts! I have respect for her now!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

She's apparently totally nuts!

Exactly!

I like Defamer. More of a Wonkette man, myself.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Maybe all of these disappointing substance addled 25-and-under celebs can go start a country together, kind of like Survivor but more permanent, just to see what happens.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

Totally. Let's just go rent out Nicaragua or something. Here it's pretty cheap down there.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I just realized that Tobey Maguire is 30. 30! Pull yourself together!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

....wait. He is? That isn't true.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

born in June '75! He's almost 30! 30!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Jeezum crow, lady!

...has anyone told him yet?

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

4 Mary:

http://men.adjacent.ca/images/tobey%20maguire/03.jpg

LET US REMEMBER HIM AS HE WAS, AND NOT AS THIS AMORPHOUS MASS OF FUR NOW CALLING ITSELF "TOBEY MAGUIRE"

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

It's about time for this again.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if he wanders around waiting for people to recognize him now.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

I think so. I mean I've totally moved on. I'm more into men with bizarrely disproportionately large facial features now.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

"facial"

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Thank God that career is nearly done.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Jimmy I don't like where you're going with that accusation.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Something to Start"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha wtf

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

j'accuse no one.

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm afraid he's going to be around for years, showing up on a late night talk show every 5 years to promote, in sequence: a romantic comedy, a family comedy, a sitcom, and an autobiography about his rehab.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

(a scene in his Woody Allen movie was filmed there, as becomes apparent if you click around)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

He'll end up playing the gay dad on some Nick kid's show. Horatio Sanz will play his husband.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

showing up on a late night talk show every 5 years

i.e., I'll never see him. Groovy!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe he will become a bagel boy. There's something fun about pondering his pathetic future.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Did Fatty Maguire ever clean up his act? I'm more interested in that information, than in Jimmy Fallon, who really is an unconscionable ass who deserves to maybe sell hot dogs on the street.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

I wish the "SNL Curse" could be REAL so it could claim him in some unspeakably gruesome way.

Perhaps a hatchet severing his spinal cord.

Wielded by a Colin Quinn.

Who picked up Fallon for a $20 trick and then killed him in a fit of homophobic shame and rage.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

The last picture I saw of him he was still the fatness, but I would think he'd have to lose the weight for the spiderman movie.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm. I guess I will just forget about Maguire too then. I can't really deal with that level of letting yourself go, that's just too much.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

douche is gonna be in the movie version of "I Dream Of Jeannie" as Maj. Nelson. guy is not funny, and i don't see the cute factor either

― gershy, Sunday, 10 June 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

he might work extremely well as an air force officer, in that case

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 10 June 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

i saw him open for the strokes in uhhh...2002? i think?
anyway, he sucked and was unfunny.

― funny farm, Sunday, 10 June 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)

i should make it more clear that i'm talking about jimmy fallon. not fatty spiderman or the dude on the mug.

― funny farm, Sunday, 10 June 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago)

apparently there's a chance that Fallon will get to host Late Night after Conan gets the Tonight Show in '09. jesus, I think I'd actually rather Carson Daly get the job.

― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 10 June 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

oh the innocent times when LL being insane was 'gossip'

― I DIED, Sunday, 10 June 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

rip 2005 ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 10 June 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/31/people.fallon.ap/index.html

I do, I guess

― gabbneb, Monday, 31 December 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

cougar?

― gershy, Monday, 31 December 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

total cougar.

― sunny successor, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

seven year difference wouldn't be noticed if he was the older one

― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

wait, he married his mom?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

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