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I challenge you to come up with a worse five-word film idea. Bonus points if yours, like mine, actually exists.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Vin Diesel is A Man Apart (with his buddy).

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Vin Diesel's A Man Part?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

high noon in outer space

(this = an actual film. i can't remember what it ws called, but it had sean connery in it & it = sux0r)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Rowan Atkinson in Bond Spoof

He already appeared in Never Say Never Again twenty years ago = this project has already happened.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

High Noon in Outer Space = Outland

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

though i admit that isn't anywhere near as bad as rowan atkinson in bond spoof.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Outland", yes. Terrible.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack Palance in Fetish Porn.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

He already did The Outlaw, Chris. Midget buffalo shot!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Hanks talk about Toploader.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Christopher Walken directs Chick Flick.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

John Hughes as Johnny Wadd in Steel Magnolias

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That has more than five words.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

disney's 121 days of sodom.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Crime And Punishment In Suburbia.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The Alien series goes disco.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hugh Grant in Romantic Comedy

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Andre meets Flubber meets Flashdance

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

John Cusack in Sweet Smell of Success remake.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in Casablanca remake.
Meryl Streep in Manchurian Candidate remake.
Star yet to be attached in Suspiria remake (produced by Dimension).
John Travolta in Harvey remake.

All of these are real projects.

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Legend Of Zelda: The Movie.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Live Action Spongebob Square Pants.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Christopher Walken directs Chick Flick.

The Alien series goes disco.

Andre meets Flubber meets Flashdance

These are all great ideas.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Fabio in Hitler! The Musical.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Green + Rock: Iraqi Freedom

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That has more than five words.

I don't see you trashing Slutsky. *beats Chris P savagely* However, remove the first three words and my observation stands.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Porn Starring Bono and Christina.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Roseanne Barr Bukkake Festival 17

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack Black's day off

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam Sandler's Pride and Prejudice

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Bangbus 2 : Loving Granny's Gums
Donnie Darko versus Small Soldiers
Mike Myers does comedy accent!
Predator 3 : Predator fucks kids
Coke-addled Aronofsky with stellar budget
Royal Tenenbaums 2: The Tenenbauming

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Pedos: The Feet of Fate

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww, I liked Outland.

How about this:
The Rolling Stones battle criminals!
Live action Calvin and Hobbes!
Toilet-dwelling monsters conquer world!
Zsa Zsa Gabor joins stripshow!
Straights feign gayness on cruise!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Pauly Shore's big comeback movie!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, the Rolling Stones battle criminals would be the greatest thing that ever happened on the silver screen, what are you talking about?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Live action Calvin and Hobbes!

Jesus H., the slash fic in text wasn't enough?

The White Stripes in Interiors.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine actually saw Pauly Shore's big comeback movie at SXSW. He said it was the worst thing he'd ever seen--directed by Shore, it's about a Pauly Shore-like character who fakes his own death and returns to a grateful and appreciative public. Apparently it's filled out with lots of celebrity interviews.

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

aka, An Alan Smithee Film II.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It'd be pretty weird if Pauly Shore directed a movie about himself, starring himself, then took the Alan Smithee credit.

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The Folk Implosion as Britpoppers (Laurel Canyon)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe Ezterhas adapts Lillian Hellman.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Simon West remakes The Prisoner.

(also a real project)

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Jamie Oliver remakes Alfie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, the Rolling Stones battle criminals would be the greatest thing that ever happened on the silver screen, what are you talking about?
Of course they'd have to have superpowers. Mick could, like, flex his lips and defeat his enemies with the resulting shock waves. Keith could send his opponents into narcotics-induced comas just with a glance. Ron Wood could stun criminals with a quick history of all of the different bands he was in, no no no, not just the Stones. Charlie Watts would beat all of the bad guys to death with his Kill-o-Stix. All of the rest of their travelling roadshow would just stand around smoking, to create atmosphere (and a handy smokescreen which will daze the bad guys).

Bill Wyman could sit at home pouting that he left the Stones too early and that there's no Bill Wyman poseable action figure.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ALF remakes "Oliver!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen, I know some people, I'm going to put you in contact with them, Sean, because it is URGENT that we get this made.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Brad Pitt as The Talking Pie

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

When make movie, cast pie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Being Gil Gerard.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

BJ and the Bear 2003

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Strong Bad as Ben Hur

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Earnest Vs. Soup

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve Buscemi IS Derek Jeter.

(Earnest or Earth, Chris?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

yahoo serious is a feeder.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mariah Carey's All About Eve.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoops, "Ernest" was what I meant. For the joke to work, it's important for it to be "Ernest".

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ernest - a spike lee joint.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

yahoo serious is a feeder.

i'll be his on-site consultant

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

My Dinner With Steven Seagal

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

big 3D syphilitic penises everywhere

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Disney's Bambi at the Meatgrinder

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Christina Aguilera in Sunset Boulevard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Frederick Wiseman's Senate Judiciary Committee.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe Don Baker as Emmanuelle

Sylvester Stallone eats Detroit

Oliver Stone's The Nirvana Story

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe Don Baker as Emmanuelle

Oh man, it would be bad enough if he was in Emmanuelle, but AS? Excuse me while I hurl...

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hourlong montage of drowning victims

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Steven Spielburg's "Oscar Mayer's List"

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

White People Drive Like This

Sesame Street: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

Woody Allen's Star Wars prequel

Dinosaurs Eat All The Muppets

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Courtney Love's A Nun's Story

Meat Loaf/Cher in Perfect

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Zalman King's Chitty Chitty Bangbus.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Revenge of the N.E.R.D.s

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep's and Ally's last few ones are utterly brilliant.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlton Heston in Showguys

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Blair Witch Coffee Hour

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew WK's French Connection III

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

New 2001 edit historically accurate.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Bruce Willis in Rumsfeld

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank Herbert's Cat of Dune.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The End of the Eclair

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Madonna's brilliant new musical, Kabul!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Morrissey is "Morrissey" in Morrissey.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hot Morrissey on Morrissey action!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

tom arnold: a true story.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Robert Smith as Happy Gilmore

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Robert Smith starring Andrew WK

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

bea arthur IS king kong.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew WK starring Chris Kattan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. T Ate My Balls

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Richard Dawson is The Terminator.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Faster, Carrot Top, Kill Kill!

Talky Tearjerker, No Redeeming Nudity

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Star Trek: Psoriasis

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Keanu Reeves in The Brothers Karamazov.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

EURGH. You have now revolted me.

Jim Carrey in Madame's Ovaries

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Morrissey! the musical: by Mary and rosemary

(this is a real project. maybe)

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Garry Shandling is Barbarella.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sinbad's A Fish Called Wanda

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

A Very Brady Arbor Day.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin Williams in Oscar Fodder

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

bob hope does ultimate jackass.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Snoop Dogg's Grizzizzilninch Stole Chrissizzlemas

Disney's Collected Works Of Faulkner

The Taming Of The Jews

Killer Klowns From North Karolina

Much Ado About Kung Fu

Something Wicked This Way Cums

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Summer Of My Sister Sam

(okay, only two people will get that, and of them, only one will find it funny, and that one would be me)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Madonna in Joni Mitchell biopic

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hedwig and the Annoyed Speck

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

EURGH. You have now revolted me.

And to think, I was going to say...

Keanu Reeves: The Kevin Shields Story

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

an aside: i'd like to see Kevin Shields portrayed by that Gollum/Martin Hannett dude

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

TEP I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

an aside: i'd like to see Kevin Shields portrayed by that Gollum/Martin Hannett dude

He's playing Jason Pierce.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara Flynn Boyle in Thinner

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ashton Kutcher in Hamlet, Dude

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

TEP I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

Yay, but which? :)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Weekend at River Phoenix's 2

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

TEP I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

Tep flat out owns this thread, I don't know why the rest of us are even trying.

Keanu Reeves: The Kevin Shields Story

Well see, that's just silly, and I can laugh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Keanu Reeves: The Ned Raggett Story

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned Raggett in Bob Saget

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey trumps Ally here, I have to say.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey: EW!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep: Summer Of My Sister Sam SO CLASSIC!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob's a family man. I don't know where your minds are.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Thinking of quim.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even know what to say with that Bob/Ned thing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

America's Dorkiest Gay Sex Tapes

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Ned Raggett in Bob Saget vs Bob Saget in Ned Raggett

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Eminem's 8 Miles To Graceland

Intelligent, Mature Adults Gone Responsible

The Pepsi Challenge: The Movie

Kevin Pollack stars in Pollack

Hang Em High: How High?

Some Like It Seasonably Mild

The Seven Year Jock Itch

Days of Thundarr the Barbarian

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the Jack Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Ned Raggett in Bob Saget vs Bob Saget in Ned Raggett

We could try for a more circular approach.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Pshaw.

Tep: Summer Of My Sister Sam SO CLASSIC!

Man, I'm just glad someone GOT it.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned: EW EW!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned Raggett in Bob Saget should be someone's photoshop nightmare.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh. It took me a second to reread Dan's reaction to get it, Tep. But it's almost a triple reference isn't it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned Raggett in Bob Saget should be someone's photoshop nightmare.

His smirk and mine lend themselves to all sorts of interpretive possibilities.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe Pesci's Jeremy Bentham's Head in a Duffle Bag

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Goes over the five word limit (happy, Chris? ;-)) but it's a compelling vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm happy because of "Summer Of My Sister Sam".

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Activating "ampersands are not words" rule:
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice in Wonderland

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm spent.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You were enjoyed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

arrrrgh that's six even without counting ampersands. (Thank you.)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Gwyneth Paltrow is Sylvia Plath

I wish I'd made that one up but to my abject dismay it's actually true.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Forgot the ILX special:

Heinlein's Cockfarmer In The Sky

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Tickle-Me-Elmo's Extreme Frisbee
Sinbad in Menswe@r - Being Brave
Ernest Liberates East Timor
Henry Rollins IS The Fonz!
John Harvey Jones Shits Bricks

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 14 April 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Scrapheap Challenge: Mission To Moscow

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 14 April 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

City Slickers 3 : The Slickening.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 14 April 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Twin Town of the Damned.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 14 April 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickelback: Now We Remind You

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 14 April 2003 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

based on nick hornby novel

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 14 April 2003 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jenneife Lopez in a film.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 14 April 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Cocoon and I

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Interview with the Predator

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

EMAIL IN CAPSLOCK THE MOVIE

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Christopher Walken directs Chick Flick.

I initially read that as "Christopher Walken directs Jack Chick" and was like "what the hell are you on about, that would fucking rule!!!"

Live action Calvin and Hobbes!

You know, just a few days ago I was thinking about how great it was of Bill Waterson to rennounce all those marketing deals because if he hadn't, we'd probably be dealing with a blockbuster C&H Disney movie by now. Of course the opening sequence would be Calvin as a grown-up returning to his old house and finding that old stuffed tiger. Then he would sit down on his bed, and the memories would start to come flowing back...man, it'd be the worst thing EVAH.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

new film "most Dogme ever!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

steve guttenberg waits for godot.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Godot waits for Steve Guttenberg

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Babe:Pig in the abbatoir.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Robbie Williams in Bond spoof.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Springtime for Dubya and America.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 14 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(Winter for Syria and Iran)

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 14 April 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

George and Tony's Excellent adventure

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 14 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude! Where's My Car Factory?

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 14 April 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Teen Buddha Goes to Berlin"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, i just stole that from the 'teen ghandi/nabisco' thing, didn't i? i've never seen that show.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That should read Hey Dude, Where's My Motorcade?

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(Winter for Syria and Iran)
Man, I misread this as "Winter for Sylvia and Ian", which is something that would probably only occur to a Canadian.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Wolfe on Tom Wolfe.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Bosom Buddies: The Movie.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Rob Schneider should be in it.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The President Is On Acid
...it's like Wag The Dog meets Waking Life!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Transformers... On Ice!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Man Bites Sandwich starring Jared Fogel.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Being Louis Anderson

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmie Walker: Texas Ranger

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Herb Tarlek's Big Adventure

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed Begley Jr. is Hans: Renegade Egg Colorer

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Jamie Kennedy in 'urban spoof'

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Millar's Crossing

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Jarman's Blue 2: Even Bluer.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Fig Club

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Das Phone Booth

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Gallagher's adventures in film noir.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh God I'm bored.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

mark p, you're killing me.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Lars von Trier's Hawking biopic

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 14 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Truth About Cats and Dogme

― slutsky not at home etc, Monday, 14 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Chimpanzee Drug Smuglers In Space

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 April 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ISLAND OF THE CANIBLES

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Joel Schumacher's . . . uuummm Joel Schumacher.
Bruckheimer and Schrader's Cat People
Armageddon rip off The Core
Chris Rock Head of State

― C. Hennessey, Monday, 14 April 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't mess with Schrader's Cat People, buddy. For that matter, don't mess with The Core neither.

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Legends of the Falling Down to Earth Girls Gone Wild Things I hate about a Boys Don't Crying FreeMan who fell ToMb Raiders of the lost HighWay of the Guns that won the WestWorld is Notting Hill.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Carrot Top is Napoleon Bonaparte
" " " " "" Oskar Schindler
" " " " "" Kurt Cobain

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

James Cameron remakes 2001: A Space Odyssey...on location.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Olsen Twins in Tarantino's Brontes

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaleel White in Urkel Does Dallas

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

David Hasselhoff: A Knights Tale

(hahaha... I am so funny...geddit - knights... knight rider... ahh forgetit)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Meg Ryan's Plays Against Type

― Christopher William Radford (Chris Radford), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Diaz Applegate Blair Are Men

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Sandler Nicholson in Oh Dear

― Christopher William Radford (Chris Radford), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jessica Tandy and Alec Baldwin in
Driving the Red Hunt for Miss Daisy

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, people are cheating and using more than five words. DAAAAD! They're cheating dad!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Naaa aahhh. You only count Capitalized words! Yeah hunh! MOMMMMM! I am not cheating!!!!!

--Both of you, go to your rooms.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

*sulks and crosses arms*

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Buffy Man Makes Alien Film (and g-kit weeps)

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill and Ted 3: The Search for Curly's etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

George Clooney in outer space

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Vin Disiel in Mrs Doubtfire(2)

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam Sandler in a drama.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(I just learned last night that Vin Deisel did the voice of The Giant in The Iron Giant. I doubt he'll ever be able to top that, seriously.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY IRON GIANT

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Naaa aahhh. You only count Capitalized words!

What the? Look at the title of this thread, child! Does "in" look capitazlied to you? Now go do your homework and leave the list-making to us grown-ups.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(Approximately half of these films would be fantastic, BTW.)

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Little Buddha 2: Bigger Buddha
Notting Hill But With Mimes

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(Ally, I think you need to start agitating for a Dude, Where's My Car? sequel with Andrew WK in a major role.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Revive, back to five. Couldn't sleep, counted sheep (WHY AM I RHYMING?), thought of this thread (that rhymes with Ned).

James and the Giant Screech.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

james and the giant leech

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

James and the Stacey Keach

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

James and the Security Breach

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ingmar Bergman's 9 1/2 Weeks

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlton Heston as a Mexican

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dangling: The Michael Hutchence Story

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The Other Piercings of Madame de...

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Kegger at Hanging Rock

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson in Daddy Daycare

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon. Help me out here, people.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pantry of Dr. Caligari

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...

Revive revive (breathe in, breathe out)

― chester (synkro), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Aged Bruce Willis Dies Peacefully

― chester (synkro), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary Kate On Ashley Olsen

― chester (synkro), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Two Afflecks and an orchestra

― chester (synkro), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Brown Bunny, Part II

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Carrot Top's Adventures in Teabagging

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious Is a Sick Fuck

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Dial down the center of carrot tops nutbag

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Keanu as Ashton Kutcher's Father.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

American Pi

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

A Mighty Wino

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Secret Monster's Other Ball

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jackass Presents The Goodwill Games

― chester (synkro), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Jackass Presents the Special Olympics

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

d'oh! haha!

― chester (synkro), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill Murray is the voice of Garfield

(real project!)

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hamlet's Revenge, an MTV Production

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill Murray is the voice of President James A. Garfield.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Blix and Rumsfeld in Proof

Blix as blind weapons inspector

― Hunter (Hunter), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Dial down the center of carrot tops nutbag

Was this a song by Mogwai or by Godspeed You! Black Emperor?

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Harvard student becomes football hooligan

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is truly wonderful.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it sad to laugh at my own post here? "Dinosaurs Eat All The Muppets" is the funniest thing I've ever typed.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Elijah Wood would be the Least. Convincing. Hooligan. Ever.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Except Rowan Atkinson his own self.

Well, and Christopher Lloyd.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

David Lynch does Disney flick.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The Matrix:'No there's more'

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 23 October 2003 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Tom Cruise as Last Samurai.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Cruise in a movie!

― Might as well get to the root of the problem... (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ashton + Demi are Nelson & Emma
The Olsen Twins in Tough Guys
Will Ferrell IS The Silmarillion
Hoop Dreams: Little Georgie against the Iraquians
Hussein: An Oliver Stone film
Yahoo Serious in Hobbit 2:the Hobbiting
Grass: a Spike Lee joint
Steve Guttenberg in The Bob Dylan Story
The Fabulous Danny Baker Boys
Adam Sandler + Eddie Murphy in Fuck Buddies (a buddy movie)
Five Live the Movie
Das Boat Trip

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Forgot the obligatory:

Dude, where's my carbs? :The Robert Atkins story

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god, I'd forgot about this thread, classic.

"American Pi" - HAHA nice one Slutsky :D

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Wolfe as Teen Wolf
Ewoks vs Zombies 2: Back Into Hell
Kramer Vs Kramer vs Freddy vs Jason (old joke from Mad Magazine)
Fat, Drunk Dude Rides Tricycle
Tom Waits is Your Father
Courtney Love in A Synringe Too Far
Paul Giamatti Looks Weird

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Groucho Marx, CGI, Duck Superman

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Hitchcock Remake, Swinging Sixties, Vertigo-go

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven
(Bluth, Tarantino, therapy bills galore)

I'm trying to stick to the five word formula but that one felt like it needed the explanation.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(I probably did it last time, though)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ctrl-F, dude! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

the red x photo thread

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, I actually didn't do it last time. I should've.

Samurai, wrong Belushi: Yo, Jimbo!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Marissa Marchant Vs The Theremin

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAA!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Filmstrip: Why God Kills Kittens

Yo Broheems, Where Art Thou?

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You Only Live Thrice II

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Rob Schneider stars in CHURCHILL
Dude, where's my castle (a time travel epic)
Dude, where's my Carlin (a blogging epic)
Pee wee Hermann vs Predator
Courtney Love IS Helen Keller
Momus : a Mike Leigh film
ILE: a Ken Loach film
In bed with Mike Read ('Frank Butcher gets saucy!')

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Waits in 'Lofty: the movie'
Guy Ritchie's King Lear, starring Vinnie Jones
Arsene Wenger's magic hat (a fantasy epic)
Bradford City FC the movie, starring Bryan Robson

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Marissa, Marchant of Vainess

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatsa Matta Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Patton: Lust for Glory is an inspiring film.

Current homages in the pipeline:

Hatton: Lust for Gobshite
Fratton: Lust for Rory (de lap)
Powell: Lust for early retirement

― pete s, Thursday, 11 December 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

music store clerk love story (for some reason this looks like a beat poem, but hey)
teengoth builds house with father
"hey, let's film The Trial!"
comedy of kung-fu film clips (ok, so I cheated! Worst movie ever, incidentally. I think it was called "Kung Pow" )
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's funniest film yet!" (yes, I stole that quote from some comic strip)

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Thursday, 11 December 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

ASHTON KUTCHER TIME TRAVEL THRILLER

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU STOLE MY ANSWER.

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH (to both of those)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Keanu Reeves as Not Ted

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

PUNK'D: THE MOVIE

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Speilberg Rapes Kubrick's Vision Posthumously

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

*rereads thread* Oh god, I miss Tep.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/calvins/images/hackman.jpg + http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/keanu.jpg + http://www.wilson-brothers.com/owen/images/sk-trailer2/owen-wilson-265.jpg + http://www.roysamazinglinks.com/Pht=Plane-B2Spirit-Bomber.jpg + http://www.elconventorico.com/media/ecr03700/ecr03740.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It's MORE than OK.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 January 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick Hornby writes Eggars adapatation.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 19 January 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAR FUCKING GOD

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 January 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Make God played by Takeshi Kitano and you got a movie there, Ned.

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

See, this is why you should be a screenwriter and I should not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 January 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Americanized Battle Royale: Kutcher, Holmes.

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Katie Holmes or John Holmes?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.prisma-online.de/image/d5/mmnet_654548f240d5.jpeg + http://perso.club-internet.fr/vatzhol/img/batman111.jpg + http://www.ampav.com/photos/images/252.jpg + http://www.dukefarm.com/images/hazzard/new/filmjump.jpg + http://www.dpo.uab.edu/~danielou/gall-eiffel-tower-from-the-trocadero-2801145.jpg

* NB wtf is that Dennis Hopper picture from? Is he in some Giuliani biopic now? Never before has my comparison between thhe two of them been so accurate.

* NB2 xpost either one.

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Movie-of-the-week for Williamsburgers.

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Starring Tom Cruise and Puppy.

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

If only the puppy became an action hero.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 January 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

WAIT!

TOM CRUISE
PUPPIES
PARKER POSEY
WILLIAMSBURG
GENERAL LEE

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit would indeed be fucked up.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 January 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

this ashton kutcher movie is going to be the bad movie of the year, is my prediction!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 January 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Conor Oberst: Emo Action Hero.

I'll get my coat. Thatnks, but I can find my way out.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Sigh.

Steve Martin is prequel's Clouseau.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 27 March 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

David Beckham to make a cameo appearance.

― Skottie, Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

sigh indeed.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 27 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not even that I don't like Steve Martin. I do. But as Clouseau? Even if I thought anyone could play the character (especially in a prequel; I mean, in a remake, maybe you can make the argument that some divorce from the original is perfectly okay and good, but a prequel sort of invites comparison), he'd be low on the list.

I'll bet it's still better than Son of the Pink Panther, though.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing more promising than a film having two different directors.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

We're six away from a Casino Royale II!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I'm really scared. I just looked at Steve Martin's recent filmography on IMdb. I had NO IDEA that he starred in film called Cheaper By The Dozen that made over 100 million bucks in the US earlier this year. I HAD NO IDEA. I'm not used to feeling this out of the loop.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The advantage of Return of the King dominating all at that time -- things like that slipped just under the radar enough.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I much rather would have heard about a shitty family pic with Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt than Return Of The King. I'm THAT sick of LOTR hype. At this point lame-ass family comedies qualify as variety.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey! ROTK DVD in two months, woo! *hides*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

why are you hiding? I'M the one with the unsafe opinion.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

and for clarity's sake, I only saw the first one. And was uninterested enough by it that I just don't want to bother with the other two until...I dunno, until I have children and they have to see it or something.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

Tom Hanks in DaVinci Code

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

OH BOY WHAT A FUN

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago)

Da Vinci Code is National Treasure 2 (which is) Angels and Demons which is Da Vinci Code 1 OMGWTF

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Good lord.

I said it before and I'll say it again, this thread is GOLD.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

wow, that national treasure looks great!

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:28 (twenty years ago)

i'm seeing it tomorrow night bitches!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:34 (twenty years ago)

I'd never heard of it, before.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:40 (twenty years ago)

You two are freaks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago)

(it's movies like this that make me despair for my career)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago)

cuz it's all been done?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 06:20 (twenty years ago)

nah, I just wonder ... if that's what the populace wants to see, who's gonna wanna watch my movies about fucked-up love triangles in the south pacific?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 06:22 (twenty years ago)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 06:23 (twenty years ago)

sorry.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 06:23 (twenty years ago)

(btw remy, check out my movie-making concern's website: www.autovaud.com)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 06:23 (twenty years ago)

National Treasure IS The Goonies

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 08:11 (twenty years ago)

Robin Williams embarrasses himself again.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 20 November 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago)

i was sure this thread revival would be about Spanglish

― jones (actual), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Robin Williams receives topless bukkake

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago)

dude you said that out loud.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago)

"Robin Williams embarrasses himself again. "

isn't that basically his job description?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Battle Royale meets Dangerous Minds.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 20 November 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/HEALTH/02/06/hln.fit.dance.workout/vert.masaladance.jpg

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 20 November 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

"Ben Elton's hilarious satire on reality talent shows"

I know its more than five words, but really, just imagine how bad this must be.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

Will Ferrell IS The Silmarillion

haha

― sean gramophone (Sean M), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Cruise and Stiller: Hardy Men

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

Jackass Presents the Special Olympics

This one kind of came true.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

How about: Atkinson in New Bond Spoof?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

Saw an ad for this in the cinema recently, fart gags ahoy!

― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

The cinema managed to loop it so I saw it twice, first time was painful, second excruciating, though the 8yr olds in the cinema were still laughing second time round.

― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

And it's already a hit

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 September 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

'Tom Hanks stars as Hollywood tackles Somalian piracy'

― Matt DC, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago)

Sorry, should be five words. 'Tom Hanks versus Somalian pirates'

― Matt DC, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago)

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