ILXors as characters from Star Wars.

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I think you understand what you must do.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Fr'instance...Ned Raggett = Yoda cuz duh THE WISDOM MANG!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris V is Billy Dee.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea of me all shrivelled up and green and speaking in sentence fragments...oh wait, I'm already like that.

Nickalicious is of course Jango Fett, as established. He even has a young kid he's training in his ways!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum = Jar Jar Binks

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh gosh Ned I hadn't even realized that connection! Ha, Lukas = Boba Fett! ROWR WE'RE THE MOST HAWDKORR FAMILY EVAH!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Han Stencilo

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you wish hstencil.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

damn. Well you ain't Princess All-Leia, neither.

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Alright get a room you two.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm Greedo for sure.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

ive got good aim, so i am chewy

― kephm, Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm that one alien in the bar whose name no one can remember.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(remember that Han & Leia fought in the first part of the series but later on... = ALLY & STENCIL SITTIN IN A TREE...)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned - Obi Wan
Lando Carissian - Dan Perry
R2D2- C. Eddy
C3PO- Miccio
Chewbacca - Matos
The Mean Interrogation - Sterling Clover
Grand Moff Tarkin - Momus
Stormtroopers - Alex in NY plus Killing Joke
Rebel Soldiers - Canadian ILXers

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned has a lot of C3PO in him, I think

― Aaron A., Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

whoops meant to say Miccio is R2D2 and Eddy is C3PO.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Who am I? I want to be someone.

Lando is definitely not Dan, Dan is more Han Solo. Chris V is definitely Lando.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Dan is Han Solo.

Ally you can be Ulla (a dancing girl that Jabba throws into a pit)you get to wear cool clothes.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to say Dan as more Han Solo. Han was the only one in the movies that you got the impression knew how sex, you know, actually worked and stuff. Not very many dirty characters in SW (I suppose Lando would be second in line though).

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Her name is Ulla? Excellent, I am definitely signed up for that. That's a great song she dances to too.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(Ally's obv. slave girl Leia)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no Luke here, obv.

― Aaron A., Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Luke sucked, I didn't want to diss anyone.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir would be Luke. He has that naive idealism.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Sterling would make an excellent Luke.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Who are Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

but could Gier pull off Corvette Summer I don't think so!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum & B3cky: the Jawas.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Perfect!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

are the Jawas as threatening as the Tusken Raiders? I don't think so...

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hstencil, I believe that's the point.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

pashmina or dave q for vader

(if dave q then canada = whatever leia's planet was called)

(if pashmina then prog = the dark side)

― jones (actual), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always thought I was a lot like, uh, oh fuck, Star Wars is for nerds. So is the internet.
NERDS! NERDS! You're all NERDS!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

horace is the thing in the trash compactor

― jones (actual), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanna be admiral akbar!

"it's a trappp!"

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

*shhhhh! I actually don't care much for Star Wars* But I've played this game so many times.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax! I bet you'd look good in one o' those Imperial star destroyer captain's uniforms, tho.

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

does Millar pilot an X-Wing or a TIE Fighter?

― Aaron A., Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't like Star Wars. Never did. Destroy: Star Wars.

Now having said that, can I be one of the bad guys? Not a big one, not the emperor or darth vader or anything. Maybe just one of those British guys always trolling around the bridge of whatever Empire ship they're on. They don't seem too evil to me. They seem politic, dutiful, and restrained. Truly dedicated to imnposing order on chaos.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahaha, Millar is Wedge!

Kenan, you can be one of those random bounty hunters.

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan = IG-88

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anybody read A Galaxy Not So Far Away?
It's a pretty funny and hip look at StarWars qua phenomenon.

Who am I kidding, I'm a nerd just like the rest.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Whta does IG-88 do, pray tell?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron Grossman is Luke Skywalker!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Duh, he's totally a bounty hunter.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan, obv. IG-88 doesn't catch Han Stencilo!

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

shockingly accurate!
http://www.gamebooks.org/scans/StarWarsM/adak1.jpg

astounding!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Lando? why.....am I a traitor? Or cuz, I'm smooth. Colt .45, the bitches love it.

Why do i fear my entire Thursday night is going to consist of beer and me photoshopping everyone. ugh.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord Custos Omega/Epsilon/Dodecahedron/etc. = Darth Vader obv.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ramosi = the sarlacc monster

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's Thursday. What else have you got going? Must-See TV? Puh-lease.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's the giant space slug?
http://www.starwars.com/databank/creature/spaceslug/img/movie_bg.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ramosi has more suaveness than that thing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I shall be an Ewok. Who's with me?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, me and oops are Ewoks.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ewoks=Canadians?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ewoks = annoying but cute!

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

my point exactly

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky Lucas as the slug.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd volunteer for the giant space slug role, but I'm already Jango Fett, and like YEAH RIGHT I'm giving up the coolest character in the whole series!

Sarah McL = Amidala, Sarah Hotnights & other monikers = Padme

And you're ALL WRONG...Dan Perry = MACE WINDU

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.allacrylic.com/IMAGES/pics/trekkies2.JPG

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Dan as Mace.

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd000/d074/d0741783ejp.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't remember this guy's name, but I totally am just like him, a protector of animals.
http://www.phoenix4fun.co.uk/IMG/Photographs/Michael3.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

bleep bloop beep beeeuuuuuu

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Stormtroopers - Alex in NY plus Killing Joke

I can certainly live with that, although I always dug the Tusken Raiders a bit more.

Either way......HERE'S TO EVIL!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Julio, Andrew L and Marcello: the Catina Quartet - the aliens playing jazz in the bar. (They could change it to free jazz. They also need another member. Free jazz alien auditions here)

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care what Ally sez, I look hella cool:

http://www.pataphysics-lab.com/other/archives/Han-Stencilo.jpg

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I like your choice of beer, sir.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I am the force.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I sound the same as Darth Vader. Sadly, I mean Dave Prowse rather tahn James Earl Jones.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I guess free jazz alien is a natural for me.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd really wanna be R2D2 as the whole Star Wars saga is primarily his life story.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

and R2 is a jedi.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

R2D2's son is RJD2.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

you gots mad neck, kid.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned has a lot of C3PO in him, I think

That explains the crossed eyes.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I BEAT YOU THUSLY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron Grossman is Luke Skywalker!

Flattered I am, but seriously, thanks mi tocayo.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe none of the other chix0rs have claimed Mon Mothma!

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/monmothma/img/curve.jpg

a.k.a. the only other lady in the galaxy.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

No, there was that one pilot at the end of Phantom Menace played by Celia Imre and...uh...er...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

PHANTOM MENACE DOES NOT COUNT, INFIDEL.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

has no-one really called Boba Fett yet?! if not then thats me - being eaten by a Sarlaac is worth it just for the helmet and jet pack

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

PHANTOM MENACE DOES NOT COUNT, INFIDEL.

Fucking fuck, Star Wars fundamentalists! Run!

Anyway, FINE FINE. Other female characters in the original trilogy -- the sorta Cleopatra looking women in the cantina (allegedly one of them was Koo Stark -- remember her?), the woman giving something to the beggar in Mos Eisley streets who looks nervous as the stormtroopers march past, the comm technicians at the Hoth base...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Callum = Jar Jar Binks. s trife could also be Jar Jar, come to think of it!

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I know I'll just die and shit, but I totally want to be Greedo. Him or the Medical Droid. Oooh or maybe the Hoth snow monster that does that whole hanging bondage kink thing with Luke?

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"I beat you thusly" = the greatest thing ever said on ILX.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to post that to the "funkiest things to say during masturbation" thread, only there isn't one.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Immortality comes in the strangest ways.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd post that, too, but.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 April 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's too easy being the straight man sometimes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

: (

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 18 April 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I'm calling the hammerhead shark looking critter in the cantina.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 18 April 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

other lady in star wars = luke's aunt!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 April 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ducklingmonster is clearly darth vader.

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 18 April 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

if you include the Holiday Special you also get Bea Arthur at the saloon

― H (Heruy), Friday, 18 April 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

other lady in star wars = luke's aunt!

Already mentioned. And if they didn't have an action figure, they don't count.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 April 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

And if they didn't have an action figure, they don't count.

I think at this point the one subcommander walking by in the far background of any random Death Star scene not only has an action figure, but several novels, his own comic series, and a fully dedicated fan website.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And if they didn't have an action figure, they don't count.

The first band I was in was called Wedge, named for Wedge Antilles, the only character in all 3 original Star Wars films (not to mention Luke Skywalker's best friend from "the academy" according to the books according to the dorkier dudes in the band) who never had his own action figure.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rebelscum.com/toys/wedge1.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That's funny, I don't remember the gay twins named Correct and Incorrect in Star Wars.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 18 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny, you may wish to scroll down a bit on this site:

http://members.cox.net/chambers30/toyn.htm

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

and here:

http://www.epinions.com/kifm-Action_Figures-Star_Wars-Flashback_Figure_-_Aunt_Beru

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Knew that one would come back to bite me! ;) Actually I was objecting to Ned's 'woman in the cantina' etc, not Beru. But now that I think about it, I bet there was a cantina diorama-type environmenet released.

p.s. I hate Star Wars.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, my high school band's entire existence was all a lie!

(It was still worth it if only cuz we got to call our fans "Wedgies".)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord Custos Omega/Epsilon/Dodecahedron/etc. = Darth Vader obv.
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 18 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You know that little toolbox on wheels that scoots around on the Death Star under everyone's feet making little blooping and beeping noises? That's me.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 18 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

GONK. (I think.) The secret protagonist of the original trilogy, according to Usenet.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 April 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, you are TOTALLY a toolbox on wheels. I'm convinced that the snow monster was definitely a chick.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 18 April 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I decided when I was a kid that the snow monster was the older sibling (I'll go with sister, what the hell) of Abominable, the furry guy on the PSAs-for-kids about "don't eat junk food, don't spend all your money at once." This belief was somehow enforced by the "R2-D2, you've found a cigarette!" PSA.

Possibly this belongs on the stupid-things-you-thought-as-a-kid thread.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 April 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

She knew how to woo a dude in style too... "Hey, baby. Let's go back to my place."

http://www.neal73.co.uk/wampa1.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

So who wants to call being an Episode III character? Lotsa Wookies!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 March 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

on a good day i feel like max rebo, jabba the hutt's bande leader:

http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/maxrebo.jpg

and on a bad day:

http://www.neweyestudio.com/ebayJ/ebj136.jpg

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 March 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

I am totally Admiral Ackbar. Fuck you gygax0r

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Monday, 14 March 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

man, this reminds me of how we used to play star wars in 1st grade and the lack of substantial female roles in hollywood really fucked us on the playground. all the girls had to be princess leia 1, princes leia 2, and so on. i had my ma do my hair so i could be #1, don't remember if it worked.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Monday, 14 March 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/4739/billydee.jpg

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

I would just be like "FUCK y'all, I'm Luke. Now give me your milk money."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.artoosnews.com/artooscustoms/imagearchive/images/characters/droids/mse-6_mouse_droid.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

So what did those things DO, anyway?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

They carried stacks of dirty stormtrooper cafeteria trays

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

They would do "cannonball runs" around the docking level and infuriate the protocol droids with incessant squeaking

― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

They gave Darth Vader shin bruises!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

mouse/rat traps

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Nobody mentioned the musical score by Jon Williams yet, did they, featuring the hit single "Yoda Is Hungry (But His Powers Of Will Have Allowed Him To Ignore It For the Past 11,000 Years)"?

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

How do you give someone a Dirty Stormtrooper, anyway?

xpost

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

See Ned, my point is proved! No one wants to play episode 3.

I'll be random star fighter pilot number 6. They don't even get names anymore.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

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