TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears

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This is the twee-est thread ever. Bow down to my girly domination.

http://www.oz.net/~carebear/Cbmlpc3.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Strawberry Shortcake OWNZ THIS THREAD!!!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Strawberry Shortcake is gay, and so r u. Everyone knows My Little Pony rules the skool.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

uh oh, stence, have you seen my SS necklace?

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The new line of Strawberry Shortcake is horrible, and I hate it.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My Little Pony, obviously, for elsethread reasons. The best you could get from the Care Bears is using "Care Bear stare" as code for voyeurism, maybe.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The cartoon STINX. Strawberry Shortcake all hip? What the fuck?

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Real American Heroes to Thread!

(rosemary, no I haven't seen that necklace, but I've sure seen your dirrrrty one!)

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You've made this a totally untwee thread, you bastard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(note to self: wear necklace, hoop earrings, and kneesocks next time you meet up with hstencil.)

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://emiel.info/log/public_html/images/beeldgrog/30.gif

― 4mateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(note to self: try not to spontaneously combust next time you meet up with rosemary.)

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

RAINBOW BRITE IS THE BEST!!!

For this thread, tho, I'll take the ponies.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

jaymc's Rainbow Brite love comes outta the closet. I suspected as much.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh how I used to mock my little sister's love for all things colorful and plush!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I was Rainbow Brite for Halloween once.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, here's why My Little Pony is better. Because it's cute as fuck, and yet the pony in Ally's pic has this sort of cool detachment. Care Bears are too eager-to-please in their cuteness, like countless other anthropomorphisms (Snuggle Bear, Pillsbury Dough Boy, etc.) Care Bears are all, "HI! WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND??" My Little Pony's all like, "Oh, hey there. What's up?"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

'Care Bears? Reminds me of fat kids named Heather who wanted you to sign their doll at an in-store'
--Henry Rollins, paraphrased from 'I Love the 80s'

jaymc=OTM

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I was Rainbow Brite for Halloween once.

My next-door neighbor was Rainbow Brite for Halloween when we were like five or six. I think I was jealous, in some pre-aware-of-gender-roles way.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

My Little Pony, because you can get living ones:

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images/chinesecrestedstand2.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Care Bears coz I remember their cartoon show, it was trippy.

My Little Ponies didn't do anything!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S NOT A PONY IT IS A DOG.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

AND IT'S NOT LITTLE AND IT'S NOT MINE.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, perhaps it is a dog, but wouldn't it be fun to comb its hair with a little plastic comb?

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

care bears, cause they still make me feel creative after all these years.

http://www.mushrush.com/blogfat/archives/000091.shtml

― martin mushrush (mushrush), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What is wrong with that dog? It is like Julian Casablancas, the dog.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I saw that dog in Williamsburg, actually. It's Larry Tee's.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha, very funny, Martin!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The breed is called Chinese Crested. Some of them have pinker skin, and they really do look as much like a My Little Pony as any dog has business doing.

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Do they listen to W.I.T.?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Bratz is way cooler than both!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Take us to Williamsburg."

http://www.chinese-crested-dogs.org/pictures-images/chinese-crested-dogs-cc010c.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that IS W.I.T.!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Where do I get one of those things? They look like demons from the beyond. I am in love with them. I would name them after members of Kraftwerk and pet their fancy head hair.Then I would get sick of them and ignore them.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

^Ally describes all of her relationships w/men.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, you're next.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I rock the My Little Pony, Care Bears R Gay

― Worlds of Wonder (gabbneb), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

they're GLAM dogs. I'd name them after Japan. the first one has a David Sylvian haircut. frivolous.

― Erik, Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

GRUMPY BEAR was the best. he was in denial about being twee, which is the twee-est thing ever.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 24 April 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Generic-brand My Little Pony knockoffs were bestest, they had swivelly heads that did a complete Exorcist-stylez 360^o. My Little Ponys always had those dumb handbags with their outfits which never fit properly and consequently looked k-lame.

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I loathed them both. yuck! But care bears in particular.

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

why is that GI Joe comic subtitled "a real American hero"? do they think GI Joe is, like, an actual historical figure?

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the fact that I, a boy, actually remember WATCHING My Little Pony explains a lot about me.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

My Little Pony wins. Care Bears were contemptable even when I was 7. I had a My Little Pony grooming parlour and I loved it.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 24 April 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

All American heroes are fictional.

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin, Your link was great!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I think everyone should take a minute to silently ponder hstencil's dramatic statement, it is akin to Apocalypse Now, in one short sentence.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

crappy pony

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't there a movie that starred My Little Ponies and Rainbow Brite or something? I swear to God I'm not imagining this!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Methinks we have a new winner

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Remarkable similar to the Lemon Jelly website, in fact

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I was a My Little Pony nut. I mail-ordered for a baby MLP before they even sold them in stores. She was purple with pink hair and didn't have any marks on her behind. I brought her to school and everyone thought I was the coolest ever for having one.

But my favorite MLP of all time was either Firefly or Posie. Later we got Firefly's baby. So then she was always a mom character and not quite as young and hip as Posie.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

GRUMPY BEAR was the best. he was in denial about being twee, which is the twee-est thing ever

Will I offend Julio if I suggest that he should get the role in the movie?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Does no one remember Lady Lovelilocks?

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, Lady Lovelilocks was the shit!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally forgot about her. I was just into the ponies. (I'm assuming Lady Lovelilocks was a little girl? If not, I renounce my MLP fandom status).

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I got all the way out of bed and everything just to point out this out.

Not work safe, but not tubgirlish either.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 27 April 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.members.tripod.com/~Reese_Cup/She-Ra.jpg

― jm (jtm), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If I thought I would never look at MLP the same way before that, Tep, that clinched it for me.

It also gives me an idea for my next Halloween costume.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I just wanted to point out that I wasn't the only one dirtyfying MLP :) (I don't even remember making that post.)

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah yeah, blame it on the fever

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Care Bears are awesome you bastards

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 27 April 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

this isn't the twee-est thread ever, BTW

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

CareBears online

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theadvertiser.com/newsweaverincludes/photos/content/D0015219-9BCA-4FA0-A7AF-

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/395/200761395.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

MON-CHEE-CHEE, MON-CHEE-CHEE OH SO SOFT AND CUDDLY...

― yetimike (McGonigal), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

that's another thread topic altogether

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe I actually used the phrase "Lady Lovelilocks was the shit!" ever in my life but here it is in black and white. I declare this thread brilliant. I never got told how to get one of those Strokes dogs :(

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

i choose my little pony !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― starcatcher, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Debate settled, then!

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not a debate.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

oh so you're a Care Bear guy huh?

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

In this case TS=Taking Shotgun to....

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the Care Bears movie contained dubious anti-socialist propaganda.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

(my little) death pony

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

my little (reservoir dogs) pony

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

The Care Bears Movie scared the shit out of me as a youngster.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

">prepare to have your mind blown

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

That kind of sounds like it scared you so much you shat a five year old.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

pure insanity

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

I don't recall ever saying anything to the contrary.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

The poor kid, no one lets him go on the slide, and whenever he plays in the sandbox the neighborhood cats try to bury him.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

Care Bears obviously had more cuddle potential and more personality; MLP had more play potential and glamour IMO

― A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

"more play potential and glamour" means MLP is FURRY BAIT.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

There was also a terrifying episode of the My Little Pony cartoon in which a pony rock star was revealed to have made a pact with some evil entity in exchange for fame that involved stealing the shadows (= souls of course) of the ponies at his concerts....even his own mother's!!!! It was actually a two-parter and I only saw the first half so I never found out how he got his comeuppance.

― A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

Also yeah MLP was furry bait but surely then Care Bears were a gateway to plushiedom? Kids will develop bizarre sexual fetishes around any damn thing which is why the movers lost my EZ Bake Oven.

― A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

latebloomer, that is some seriously fucked-up shit -- they must've been doing some acid that day @ my little pony cartoon labs.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

I was going through some boxes of old toys over the weekend, I had forgotten how many of my sisters' My Little Ponies I stole and painted black with magic markers (indoors, brain cell slaughter began at an early age) and cut & styled their manes into mohawks, so they could be made into not-embarassing GI Joe steeds.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stephaniehaywood.com/uploads/my%20little%20pony.jpg
look what girls did to the internets!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

i love that picture

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

Me too, it is completely the jam. My favorite is the dinosaurs!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha that Sea Ponies shit ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

so lisa frank.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM
^^^^^^^^ best thing ever

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

All Sea Ponies: Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress.(Applejack: Woah!)
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS.
If you find you're cast adrift and haven't got an oar. (oar!)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you to shore!
Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo

Seawinkle: Are you sinking fast?

Wavedancer: Had some nasty shocks?

Sealight: Feeling like all hope is gone,
and washed up on the rocks?

All Sea Ponies: Washed up on the rocks!
Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress.
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS.
If your rudder runs aground or seewead holds a grip. (kelp!)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you get help!

Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies,
Simply signal SOS! (Simply signal SOS!)
Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies,
Simply signal SOS! (Simply signal SOS!)
Oh, yes!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

I am literally crying.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

Is there a hidden dildo in that picture, right above the purple pony with the cupcake ass?

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Huh. You know what? You might be right. Purple monster cock dildo but still one nevertheless.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

CRYING

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

I think Tony Randall was in the My Little Ponies movie.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know how I feel about the implication that purple monster cock dildo is less dildo that ... I don't know, Cookie Monster cock dildo, Loch Ness monster cock dildo, any other monster cock dildo. I don't think dildoness is color-bound.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Also make me unsay Cookie Monster cock dildo, thanks.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently I am not as well versed in dildos as you are, my friend.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

Time to go to the smitten kitten.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Fellow Americans, I call upon the sea ponies...
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/POLITICS/01/31/bush.sotu/story.sotu.0126.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

That's too helpful for that man.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

I know, I know, but dude, we NEED the sea ponies POST HASTE.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

The thing is, I'm not sure what Sea Ponies would do in the Middle East. I mean, the fighting isn't very close to the shore.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

Wow. If there's one thing I've learned from this administration is that it is THAT attitude, that has gotten us into so much trouble. THANKS A LOT NOW THE SEA PONIES WONT SAVE IRAQ

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

This thread contains universes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Basically, the Care Bears have totally lost this fight.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Care Bears, historically, are too interested in negotiation and naptime and are not interested in direct action.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

Care Bears were lacking as toys because you couldn't turn them into a squirtgun with a paper clip and a bathtub.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god, I used to hate that, when the ponies' tails would fall out and then their butts would fill up with water. That was so lame, pony pee everywhere.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

fuck my little pony up the ass and shoot it to the moon. maybe i had one, but i hate(d) it.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

*speechless* (To the past three posts.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Here we are, back on dildos.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

That is often where they go.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

"dude, my little ponies will totally go up the ass for an extra ten bucks."

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Care Bears happier and happier in their loss.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

Except that one sad face Care Bear who sucked and was always gloomy and crying.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

The Eeyore of his time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Except totally crappy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Except that one sad face Care Bear who sucked and was always gloomy and crying.

Grumpy Bear! That was my one and only Care Bear as a child. I don't know why my parents got me that one.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

mlp were crap japanese toys. actually who invented that shit?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Japanese toymakers

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6513/carebears6iq.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Wow dude

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

in japan winnie the pooh is EVERYWHERE

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

Is there any grumpy childrens character that is superior to eeyore? I think not.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Eeyore, the inventor of Morrissey and the Magnetic Fields, but better than both.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Grumpy Bear! That was my one and only Care Bear as a child. I don't know why my parents got me that one.

Built character.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

I love how Nathalie is actually pissed at My Little Pony, that's awesome. Now you know how I feel about fucking Sixlets.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

A Care Bear swung or thrown by an angry older sister does less damage than a MLP so Care Bears get my vote!

The best you could get from the Care Bears is using "Care Bear stare" as code for voyeurism, maybe.

OTM. That or the look that you get when you make your fuck-want known to the other person...

(Mr. Que you are a treat)

Is there any grumpy childrens character that is superior to eeyore? I think not.

The Giant at the start of The Selfish Giant by Oscar Wilde!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

It did indeed. Lucky for them I didn't turn out all gothic.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Sixlets?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

OK DON'T RUIN MY NICE THREAD WITH WORDS LIKE "FUCK WANT"!!! ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry :)

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nashvillenut.com/images/candy_sixlets.gif
Fucking not-actually-chocolate motherfuckbuckets.

Carob candies, kind of malted, I sort of actually like them but they piss me off something fierce.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Sixlets rule. Tep you are obv. nuts

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Tep: I'm willing to drive 900 miles in used, yes used, diapers to set fire to some MLP. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

A Care Bear swung or thrown by an angry older sister does less damage than a MLP so Care Bears get my vote!

But Care Bears were hard! MLPs at least had a little give when they came in contact with your skull.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

SIXLETS RULE OUR BAR WILL SERVE SIXLETS ON TAP

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

But they're not chocolate! They're chocolateISH! They just need to cut it out.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

The best you could get from the Care Bears is using "Care Bear stare" as code for voyeurism, maybe.

OTM. That or the look that you get when you make your fuck-want known to the other person...

Care Bears make almost eveything better. Not sure about the sex-stare though. Care Bears look retarded with love. That is not usually going to be a winning strategy outside of a deep, committed relationship.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder what happens to Japanese Disney fans when they they realize everyone in the USA who loves Disney is fat and crazy?

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

uh they think everyone is fat and crazy in america.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

But they're not chocolate! They're chocolateISH! They just need to cut it out.
-- Tep (icaneatglas...), February 7th, 2007 4:48 PM. (ktepi)

Okay, but you already said you kind of like them. You either like them or you don't like them, pls. decide.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

By that time they'll have enough momentum to make the Disney-love of others suddenly kooky and hilarious and nu-earnest. XP

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

~~uh they think~~ everyone is fat and crazy in america.

FUN FACT

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

I am still back on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p45XUXM-TAk

(BTW this was my favorite scene from "Dreamgirls".)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

still rules

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

I like them, I just object to them!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

I think I will need to have the Sea Ponies explain that to me.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I do not understand this at all Tep. Maybe you should express your feelings in song, underwater, as an anthropomorphic gayass pony.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

Last night I was listening to an album that was alleged to be trippy. That Sea Ponies clip outdoes it by about a million times.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Dammit, I answered Dan's objection, but I take it there's an image limit in the html parser now.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg
So how about those Sixlets?

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/pinkseapony.jpg
I object to Sixlets.

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg
Really, Bertrand? Why is that? Sixlets are kind of awesome.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/pinkseapony.jpg
From time to time, Sixlets are wicked awesome.

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg
That's why I'm perplexed by your objection.

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/pinkseapony.jpg
It's like when you have a friend who drinks all the time and is a total asshole but that's the only reason they're funny but you wish they didn't drink all the time but if they didn't they probably wouldn't be your friend.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg
...

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg
No it isn't.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/pinkseapony.jpg
That was pretty cool how you italicized your ellipsis right there, Penelope.

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg
I still don't understand your objection to Sixlets, if you like them.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/pinkseapony.jpg
They aren't true to themselves! They present themselves as a chocolate-like candy, when in fact they have a worth that is derived not from the semblance of chocolate but rather from a chocolate-independent Sixletness, a whole nother quale entirely. I object to the conflation of chocolate and chocolate-like flavors, just like I would if green were called blue. I would still like green, but I might punch it.

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg
Let's wrestle!

http://www.nashvillenut.com/images/candy_sixlets.gif
Oh SIXLETS!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think that's pretty straightforward.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ponypuzzle.com/Music/countupon.gif
Sixlets roxx u r all gay

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah okay that's more of a Socratic dialogue than a showtune underwater, but yeah, okay, yeah I dig it.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

ARGH! BAN ALL PONIES

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

I xposted with the showtune request! It will have to do.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

no i was kidding Tep! it's awesome, really.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

I still don't understand but now am so happy that I no longer care.

I object to the conflation of chocolate and chocolate-like flavors, just like I would if green were called blue. I would still like green, but I might punch it.

This made me think about Tom Green, so maybe I do kind of get it but still fuck you for tricking me into thinking of Tom Green on an awesome Sea Ponies thread.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

whatever dude, the Tom Green Show was awesome.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

I once bought a girlfriend Funshine Bear and my mates all took the piss out of me. Apparently it wasn't very goth.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

they pissed on your brand new bear? dude, those guys are not your friends.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

The Tom Green Show never featured Sea Ponies = The Tom Green Show, for the purposes of this thread, was never awesome.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

Also it just wasn't awesome at all, in general.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

I can't photoshop Tom Green onto a Sea Pony or anything, so it's not as bad as it could be.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

Tom Green:funny::Sixlets(minus awesome):chocolate

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha "I can't turn my face into a Tom Green Sea Pony!"

(Ally OTM)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Tom Green riding a cow into a grocery store and then sucking milk out of the cow's teat, yeah y'all are right, that isn't funny.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

That is maybe the worst attempt at sarcasm I've ever seen.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

No, MW, that is not funny, at all.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

The only thing that was ever funny on the Tom Green Show was when he took his dad's car and then airbrushed titties all over the car, and even then it was funny in a very sad, "That poor old man" kind of way.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

That is maybe the worst attempt at sarcasm I've ever seen.
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

WOW I almost totally ruined this thread with the nastiest TS ever.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

tom green is a my little pony in disguise. shoot him to the moon with a couple of cows.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

;_______;

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

There is no fucking way Tom Green is a clandestine My Little Pony. Drew Barrymore would never leave a My Little Pony.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stephaniehaywood.com/uploads/my%20little%20pony.jpg

^^^Drew Barrymore's thought processes caught on canvas

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

that seems about right, except there's no David Letterman surrounded by big hearts.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

i literally shudder when exposed to mlp. shit, what if my daughter wants one? disinherit her? seriously thinking about it. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Don't tell her they exist!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

The GIS for "my little goth pony" is hysterical!

http://loupie.co.uk/wp-content/mylittlegothpony.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

sm slut more likely

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

ok that's fucked up

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

My Hoebag Pony
Slutty Pony
Puts out for everyone everywhere
My Hoebag Pony
Slutty Pony
Give her a drink and you're so in there

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

looks like some blue sleazebag is fucking her in the ass.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

Now I know how to make a pony out of a bowling pin, fishnets, and part of an elephant.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f134/spidergoddess112/th_goth.png

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

The voice cast for My Little Pony: The Movie is surprisingly star-studded, including no less than two of the most important Transformers ever. If I had known that in 86 I wouldn't have felt quite so faggy for having to had watched it (sisters, man).

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Baby Lickety Split

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

I don't have a joke, that's my signed urinal.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cloverflowers.com/custom/OzPonySigned001.jpg
http://www.cloverflowers.com/custom/Oz001.jpg
http://www.cloverflowers.com/custom/Oz003.jpg

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wolfpackstudios.com/images/deathbear.JPG

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

"my little pony" intro (the inspiration for "mean girls"?!?)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

nina hagen needed some extra Deutschmarks, so she whipped this shit up for some fast cash?!?

the "my little pony" intro, auf Deutsch.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

OMG -- italian people are even more fucked up than german people when it comes to "my little pony"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yl6rFG-XEA&NR

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/pinkseapony.jpg http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/blueseapony.jpg http://www.aliviastoys.com/mylittlepony/pinkseapony.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

Care Bear Cousins > Sea Ponies

― A B C (sparklecock), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

A B C O T M

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Pppp.jpg

CARE BEARS FUCKING PWN

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

Curt1s was the Care Bears movie that scared you the one where the Bears and the Cousins got trapped in a ruby chandelier?

― Adrienne Begley (sparklecock), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

The only thing I remember being scared about is the evil spellbook that TOLD KIDS TO DO EVIL, UN-CARING THINGS

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oh ok that's the first one, although the sequel which I was thinking of is also scary. Both have Wikipedia entries longer than some presidents' btw

― A B C (sparklecock), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

take that, Rutherford B. Hayes

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

Okay that fucking Sea Ponies clip is the SHIT. The best part is how the regular pony and the little girl are so fucking bewildered by the cracked-out Sea Ponies doing the cabbage patch around them, possibly the most realistic cartoon reaction ever.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

What would have made it more awesome is if it turned out to be some "Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" shit where the girl actually got ripped apart by rocks during her fall so that the last shot is her shredded corpse bloodying the river while the ponies play in the distance, ignorant of her untimely demise. This is why I should be a writer for children's shows.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

Forgot the lucky Care Bear reprazentin' 4 da Irish crew. Care Berez 4 liff!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 8 February 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

Donnie Darko is Living Receiver Care Bear. With, like, the future coming out of his chest instead of hearts and rainbows.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think there's at least one point where he has a heart coming out of his chest.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

He has a rabbit friend and there is sparkle motion in the movie.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

He also, at one point, catches an airplane in the gut.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

He saves his family and gives a special hug to a sad girl who is new to town.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck Donnie Darko in the ass with a jet engined rabbit thing! Awful film!

Do you mean "Maximum Cuddles"? (I'll leave Tombot find the relevant achewood)

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Maximum Cuddles made things a little awkward in that Care Bears after school special.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Gummi Bears were better than either the ponies or the other bears, IMO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TXpPrVX_mU

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnf_V6eeMoI

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

"Donnie Darko" also has a MLP connection:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qPm8l3GMY&NR

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

wot, no care bear/MLP slash on this thread yet?

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

"fuck want" was bad enough!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

wot, no care bear/MLP slash on this thread yet?
-- kingfishy (jdsalmo...), February 8th, 2007 4:00 AM. (kingfish 2.0) (link)

I have no idea what this means.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

"MLP" is My Little Pony, "slash" is porn, and "wot" is one half of the traditional Captain/wot call-and-response.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnf_V6eeMoI

-- Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (jo...), February 8th, 2007.

whoa

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/img/btn_subscribe_sm_yellow_99x16.gif
to ponyboyunicorn15

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

"fuck want" was bad enough!!

;_;

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

I so want to punch kingfish in the nuts for that. Ew.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, he brought that filth into this nice, clean, wholesome thread of goodness ... um, wait.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/flourbag/kilroy.gif

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ecanadanow.com/images/Child-Porn-Austria.jpg

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

it's not about the filth factor, it is about the "wow that was the worst thing a person could say" factor.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

we should call upon the sea ponies, to punish kingfish ... or to do lapdances for the care bears.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

OK, well thank god I didn't google "slash" at work.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

Those ponies has purple pony dongs for a reason.

God only knows what the sea ponies would use. Maybe they have their own customizable fake sea pony prong dongs, just to get the job done. Such dongs would not get all musty & rot in salt water, and let them sing away to their hearts content.

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

Stop that!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

wow i hate you people!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Also, there seems enough of a demand out there for slash fanfic that you could combine several different succulent flavors of it, and have MLP/CareBears/Pregnant Snape/LOTR epics.

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

That's it, I'm dropping you from myspace.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/pony33.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, did the now-deceased anna nicole smith prefer the care bears or the my little ponies?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, what happened to Anna Nicole Smith?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

She died.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Who died?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Anna Nicole Smith.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

You remind me of the babe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, Anna Nicole Smith. What happened to Anna Nicole Smith?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

She died.

― The Moebius Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

etc.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

My Little Pony wins because of the awesome Robot Chicken parody My Little Apocalypse Pony

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

This thread just keeps getting better.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

i revived this thread with the "my little apocalypse pony" -- it IS great!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

This thread just keeps getting better.

We dodged a bullet when I realized neither "My Little Pony" nor "Care Bears" fits into a Burma Shave rhyme scheme.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

...or does it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, who could stand a my little pony or a care bear w/ a bottle of lysol printed on it?

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

the seaponies would work very well in the context of a socratic dialogue, though.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

I already thought it through, it would have to be

blah blah blah
blee blee blee
bloo bloo bloo
bleh bleh bleh
CARE BEAR STARE

And I think that's just not as funny.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Also anyone who said "CARE BEAR DOUCHE" would rightfully get the gasface.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

My little ponies,
in secret lair,
torture helpless,
lame care bears

BURMA SHAVE

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

CARE BEAR DOUCHE

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/DG5772.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

I am not letting that kid spit vinegar in my vagina.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/4605/carebearlickweb1ls.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, so which kid ARE you letting spit vinegar in your vagina???

(xpost: Never mind.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fratguyantics.com/content/media/humor_11328.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

OH nooooooo. the timing was off there wasn't it.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

which "bad" care bear are you?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://quizfarm.com/images/1106879941nihilist bear.jpg You scored as Nihilist bear.

Nihilist bear

100%

Gay Bear

67%

Raver bear

67%

Tramp bear

67%

Hooligan Bear

50%

Stoner bear

50%

Aryan bear

33%

Bondage bear

0%
Which 'Bad' Care Bear are you?
created with QuizFarm.com

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

You'd want something like

If your hope has turned to mope
and you're running out of sass
if your cheery's getting weary
then we'll rainbowfy your ass
CARE BEAR STARE

But you don't have the hygienic humor of the other, and the well just isn't as deep, and I TOLD you we dodged it.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

On the other hand, we found the Care Bear Douche!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

GOODY

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Ponies vs. Care Bears vs. SHIRT TALES

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/tvshows/shirttales_179.jpg

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

ILE is BAAAAAAACK ... FEEL the tweeness, motherfuckers!!

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 25 February 2007 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

?!?!?!?!?

http://www.gamerdad.com/images/MyLittlePony_PC_01.jpg

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

I want to be able to do the Care Bear stare in a video game.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

kenfromstreetfighter.jpg

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwWx6MR8oQU&NR

care bear ethnic cleansing

v__v

― Eisbaer, Friday, 16 March 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ophelia got a MY LITTLE PONY as a present. ARGH! Although I can understand people think it's cute, I just wanna SMASH THAT PONY TO BITS. THOSE FRIGGING EVIL EYES! If you look to long in those eyes, you can see hell.

― nathalie, Friday, 16 March 2007 08:36 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is flat-out awesome.

― HI DERE, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE speaks the truth!

― kv_nol, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

i like the ponys

― latebloomer, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

new album's pretty good. i tried to get an anticipation thread goin on ilm a few weeks back but it didn't really take.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

we know, latebloomer, we know ...

;-)

― Eisbaer, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

As I am now a fan according to the friends thread and specially for Nathalie (a lady who doth protest about my little ponies too much I fear... definitely a closet fan): REVIVE!

― kv_nol, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

this thread = A++

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

i want to do a Dogme 95 My Little Pony Film

― latebloomer, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

i believe it can, and must, be done

― latebloomer, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

I GOT ZINGED BY OOPS?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 July 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

this thread still rules

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:03 (eighteen years ago)

Yesterday I was contemplating buying a MLP t-shirt for my daughter. How in the world did it come to this?????????? I hate myself.

― nathalie, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

GIVE IN TO TO THE POWER OF THE PONIES

― latebloomer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

it's OK -- My Little Pony is for the children!

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps my greatest claim to fame is presenting a My Little Pony to Whoopie Goldberg when she came to my house.

That said I think it's probably:

1) Care Bears
2) Strawberry Shortcake
3) My Little Pony
4) Rainbow Brite

... In order of greatness.

― Tim F, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

Whoopi Goldberg came to your house?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah! It was this weird thing.

― Tim F, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

My parents have a photo of the exchange actually.

― Tim F, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

"Whoopi Goldberg Is Coming To My House"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

"Yeah! It was this weird thing."

Tim, I wouldn't really call her a THING. Weird, yes, but a THING?

― nathalie, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

PREEMIE??

http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-3445106reg.jpg

― sunny successor, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

CREEPIE!

― HI DERE, Friday, 21 September 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

dan thinks premature babies are creepy. REAL NICE, DAN.

― sunny successor, Friday, 21 September 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

that's not a baby, babies are never bright blue with fucked up eyes

― Mr. Que, Friday, 21 September 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

baby mohawk

― sunny successor, Friday, 21 September 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

this thread always picks up my day :-)

― Eisbaer, Friday, 21 September 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://asapblogs.typepad.com/theslug/images/062206show4.jpg
I want BRAINS! BRAAAAIIINNNSSS!

― KitCat, Friday, 21 September 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

whenever I am feeling down, I remember the "call upon the Sea Ponies" clip and I get really, really happy

― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

me 2

― Death of a Pitchman (latebloomer), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

My little pony, 'cos it looks like a kid can draw it, i.e. they can relate better.

― I DIED (u s steel), Monday, 29 June 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/uncategorized/45-creative-examples-of-my-little-pony-customization

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

This question disgusts me.

― I X Love (Abbott), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/custom-pony/fugsly/3.jpg

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/custom-pony/jodi-moisan/9.jpg

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/custom-pony/jodi-moisan/4.jpg
Silver Stallion!

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/custom-pony/mari-kasurinen/9.jpg

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.marikasurinen.com/gfx/galleries/sculptures/solo_carbonite1.jpg

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Martha Coakley should have called upon the Sea Ponies: Y/N?

― Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― Did anybody here seen my old friend, Jason Sehorn? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

It's possible that this thread has made me laugh more than any other thread.

― Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 21 January 2010 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwvq7h04OR1qa3ofyo1_500.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

NIGHT HORSES
http://www.skrov.com/projects/horses.html

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 February 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

poll IMO

― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Monday, 1 February 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YhsFoFt0QQ

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 1 February 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

Those old My Little Pony cartoons were so bad they were compelling. A few years ago, I saw one with my daughter about a seemingly evil, but misunderstood, pig-princess, who was manipulated by her underlings. Nothing made sense, everything kept flip-flopping from one scene, and one shot, to the next, the dialogue was unlistenable, and it was frantic, despite not much really happening in the story.

I tried to find it on YouTube. Alas, no luck.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 1 February 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

The new My Little Pony show, subtitled Friendship is Magic, has developed quite a cult following over the past few months. It was developed by Lauren Faust, who also worked on The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - the new show is her attempt to make a proper girl's cartoon, that appeals to its core audience instead of patronising it.

Adult male MLP fans have a name for themselves:bronies. They're even namechecked in the latest TV ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZhUi1jpRis&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

― Duane Barry, Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

bronie

― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

people are really into this shit now; it's somehow become memey

― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

If I ever found myself in a position where I was calling myself a "bronie" I would have to question a series of previous life decisions

― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

For a while there I actually feared I was becoming a bronie, but I tired of it after a few episodes. *Phew*.

Not a bad cartoon, though.

― Duane Barry, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

― scott seward, Saturday, 11 June 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

we are all doomed.

― scott seward, Saturday, 11 June 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/RbvFL.jpg

― Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― skinny arbuckle (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

thread needs some professor coldheart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0f130MJjKE

― little mushroom person (abanana), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

"new yoke city"!
i woulda likely have been one of those geeks in jr. high

― brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

When bronies stop being polite and start getting real.

― online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

OMG how did I not know about bronies until now? I just . . . woah.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

"The whole enterprise really took off when Kacey met Eike, a "black bunny avatar" with anime hair, allegedly portrayed by a German man. Eike proposed fake Second Life marriage to Kacey, at which point Kacey totally fell in love with him. Not OtakuOfTomobiki, mind you. Just Kacey. Because Kacey was the one playing Second Life. Not OtakuOfTomobiki. Although the real person behind Eike presumably had legitimate feelings for the person he believed to be behind Kacey, OtakuOfTomobiki treated the whirlwind affair like an anime fairy tale about people who are not him. "

. . .

― my ponies hate you (ENBB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.

― brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

goodbye horses, indeed.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit

I am not getting a damn thing done today

― DJP, Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

No, you're not and neither am I. In fact, I was just thinking the same thing about myself.

I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.

― my ponies hate you (ENBB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

what i wanna know is, when will the inevitable Klingons v. Bronies (or Furries v. Bronies) bowling match occur?!?

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://craphound.com/images/fursvsklingon.jpg

have fun, photoshoppers!

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

The bronie provide hours of entertainment.

― online pinata store (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

My favorite new revelation in this whole thing is the phrase "saddlesore"

― HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://gawker.com/5873524/a-brony-speaks

― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

Third, MLP:FIM is a new version of the show because Lauren Faust, who worked on Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, wanted to make a kids show that wouldn't cause the adults that watch with their children to slam their heads into the wall to make the saccharine, high-pitched, aural trauma go away.

based on the 2 minutes of this that I watched, where two of the ponies were having a bitch fit over cleaning up a park, I don't think they succeeded

Foster's was the bomb tho

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

Foster's >>> MLP

One of my main problems with Bronys is that they don't have good taste. How can they not like Foster's better? PEER PRESSURE

― Different folk for different folks (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

maybe INSANITY or REPRESSED CHILDHOOD or most likely "IM A LIL WUSS"

― Different folk for different folks (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

One of my main problems with Bronys is that they don't have good taste. How can they not like Foster's better? PEER PRESSURE

I don't really get this either. I quite like the new MLP show, but there are current shows which are clearly better, e.g. Adventure Time, Regular Show, P&F. But a lot of toon-geeks are treating MLP as one of the greatest cartoon series EVER made, top five material. It seems to me like a lot of them are getting too caught up in the buzz.

― Duane Barry, Friday, 6 January 2012 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

I like Foster's better! But MLP is fun too, and if it gets me out of having to watch Dora or Max and Ruby I am more than happy to watch MLP. No one who doesn't have kids can understand how truly horrible most modern kids cartoons are.

― Nicole, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/d315/1325777642-enhanced-buzz-9187-1325717655-22.jpg

― JoeStork, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

I suppose that if one really, really liked such items as Care Bears and My Little Pony, one might have a discerning opinion of which was better. To one like myself, this question is like asking whether I prefer my vomitus with a predominance of half-digested red cabbage or green cabbage.

― Aimless, Friday, 6 January 2012 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

^^^protesteth too much

― mookieproof, Friday, 6 January 2012 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

WWTSS (What Would Twilight Sparkle Say)?

― Aimless, Friday, 6 January 2012 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

dubtrot

― mookieproof, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

lol

― der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:38 (thirteen years ago)

I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

;_;

― der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/09/demondonkey.jpg

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

not clicking on that youtube, assume its some terrible hentai MPL/CB slash thing that will haunt me to the grave

― I'M THE ONLY ON (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

it's much more haunting than that

shoo be doo

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

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