Great Real Names

Among ilxen, Ned and Matos and Martin and Lara have damn cool names, and if I'm remembering Ally's full name correctly, she sounds like a Barbara Stanwyck character.

ps he is a dick

anyway.. i used to work for a multinational company which had a searchable online name and address book. So we used to have office competitions to find the best names..

So. here we go with some of the best (and these are real employees)

Nick Sex
Shirley Shallow
Tory S Gaylord
Ricardo Cunto
Eduardo Bastardo
Eric Cartman
Mindy Smelkinson

there were loads more but i can't remember them right now...

He was a great authour, too.

Not as crowd-pleasing perhaps, but there's a statue in Madison Square in New York of a man named Roscoe Conkling.

-- jess

Oh, and my middle school band director was named Rufus Long.

Went to school with a girl who's last name was Sexe (p. "sexy") She was, too.

Geoffrey Stuart Cannon is such a bizarre formal name sometimes I can't really believe it's mine (heh "feeling slightly disconnected from one's own name c/d")

RAGGETT: "Tell me where's your fancy bread.
I need it for me, and I'm called Ned."

Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, Lord Dunsany

Seconding Fletrjet on both the name and his writing.

Working at a university as I do, I've come across many a mysteriously cool name. Current favorites, with slight non-google alterations (as these are folks I am currently having to bill for late books): the very Thai (I believe) Nar1n Charanvattank1t, the quite Scottish yet somehow naughty 1an Mu1r Duckles and the prime winner, someone I can only guess is from an Arabic/Dutch family of some sort, Azareen Vandervl1et Oloom1.

Also, I saw a guy named John Hancock, which is not all that unusual, but I wonder if he would make his signature an exact forgery of the founding father of the same name.

At work today the person who I was given as a sample that would show a particular system error was Mr Doh. I like to imagine that to say his name correctly you have to slap your forehead.

i loved that thread, largely because spectra got so into it! :)

Mr Dickie & Miss K Titmus

And I once met a Swedish intern whose last name was Sekse (also pronounced "sexy"). As I remember, he was.

I can't find a direct link, but the Annals of Improbable Research reported on a researcher whose name on his passport literally reads "Odd Person."

There were three brothers in my hometown named Reno, Deno, and Keno.

i am not in the porn industry.

That sounds Scandinavian, for instance Norwegian -- yes indeed! There are also a few people who are named Per Person. And to even out the oddness a bit, there are these people...

I've met a few people called Miss Ng around Cardiff, how do you say that?

it's pronounced correctly in the song as far as I know. I'm listening to it now, and I know someone with that last name who says it that way too.

Ever since I read one of those Big Brother threads, this name has made laugh. It's just weird.

This may be the greatest name ever, based on the last name alone.

Was he a member of the Saul "Soul" Orchestra?

sk1tch henders0n
jul1a sprunt grumb1es

And in keeping with the thread's spirit. I know a fellow named Hatteras Hoops. I always thought it was some kind of a nickname until the local paper printed it as such.

I think I mentioned the one time I was at a speech about women in the church, held by Gay Priest, didnt I?

I am also in email contact with a person whose name comes up as RETARD (in caps) in my inbox.

I taught a little girl name Temi Toby Tupe-Tukan
I taught a little boy named Josue Louis-Jean Lean
I taught a little boy named Edgar Marigold
I taught with a terrible woman named Jen Kelley, and after a while I called her Ken Jelly to be an asshole.

Herbert von Karajan
Kiri Te Kanawa
Frederica von Stade
Montserrat Cabballé
Lauritz Melchior
Fritz Kreisler
Kirsten Flagstad
Birgit Nilsson
Kathleen Battle
Jose Carreras
Maria Callas
Sir Georg Solti
Leontyne Price
Nicolai Gedda
Tatiana Troyanos
Renata Scotto
Aprile Millo
Claudio Abbado
Placido Domingo
Tito Gobbi
Giuseppe Sinopoli
Joan Sutherland
Hermann Prey
Leonie Rysanek
Samuel Ramey
Hakan Hagegard
Paul Plishka
Catherine Malfitano
Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau
Wilhelm Furtwangler
Anne Sofie von Otter
Harolyn Blackwell
Karl Bohme
Hildegard Behrens
Luciano Pavarotti
Franco Zeffirelli
Siegfried Jerusalem

or is it just the tone in which they are spoken?

Also: Zbigniew Brzezinski

Cock Jol

My friend Gerald and I didn't believe him, since "Velvet" never showed up at any events she had been invited to, Dan always saying she couldn't make it at the last second.

One morning at school, Dan said that "Velvet" evidence could be found in his car, in the form of a series of photographs in his glove compartment, having just picked them up the day before at the Osco photo shop. He said he'd show them to us sometime. Somehow Gerald and I liberated his car keys from him and went into his car. We found the photos, which were so HORRIBLY underexposed that nothing could be seen except for silhouettes!

Gerald and I were fed up. We stormed into Dan's chemistry class, slammed down the keys, and I announced, "Dan, there IS NO VELVET!" We then stormed out.

"Velvet" apparently "broke up" with Dan a few days later. One night several years ago, in a drunken stupor, Dan confessed that "Velvet" didn't really exist. He also confessed that he didn't mind when girls santorumed his arse with their thumbs. He eventually married a lovely girl named Valerie.

Chad Lowe?

http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/current_columns/gfx/foy_0903_08.jpg

Ryan McGOOKEY.

i kid you not. McGookey. they have all of these other nicknames for him, and i don't understand why. there is no need for further funnines, don't they see?!?!

I know an Apple, a Happy, a Milk, and a Tiger as well.

Oh and sisters $iti @fiuratul, $iti B@quiratul, and $iti $hawwana+ul all went to school with me.

Isn't that the name of the chick in The Mummy?

Everybody laughed as I sat down to play, then I realised I had left the door open...

M3m0ry P1nchb3ck
J4m3s Jul1u5 Sh4k3sh4ft

Qing Chang (say it "Ching Chang") and I just immediately hear in my head "walla walla bing bang" everytime I hear it or see it written.
Lata Beer
Then there were the LA cops teamed up named "Ofcr Laws" and "Ofcr Justice"

not to be forgotten famous philanthropist, "Ima Hogg"
and a distant long dead relative named "Gay Hooker"

Went to school with Edward Whipple Jenks III and set of girl sisters with the last name Leer - 1st names: Crystal & Shanda (not funny unless they're written together

I hold out no hope that this will come to fruition, as his girlfriend does not seem amenable to such a name.

Ormley Gumfudget.

I had forgotten about Chip Masterbone. Good old Chip Masterbone.

There's another thread here along similar lines, where I must have told about a friend of mine, Gr3tchen Silvertooth, whose brother is a dentist. His name alas, is also Chip.

http://www.onsidedk.com/main/playerpic.phtml?playerid=518

And she was 5 at the time I knew her and too young and innocent to realize the hell that lay ahead of her: Paja3 (pronounced Pa-zhay) Schl3busch. Can you say that out loud without spit flying all over your monitor? I can't.

(consulting Ghana page of my Panini sticker book, I also like Asamoah Frimpong and John Pantsil)

I have firsthand accounts of an extant Johnny Paradise.

Delicious B. Jones

DeLorean Churby

OMG

I knew someone once called Barry Ireland. It's very funny if you're Welsh.

My aunt had a childhood playmate named Tucker Plumstead.

I went to college with a girl named Guinevere Schmuck.

The recently-retired CFO of my company is named C0nn1e Cumm1ng5, and yet is not a pornstar.

Michael D. Jew (defendant in a lawsuit I just read)

Ulysses Carbon: http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1602710.mostviewed.breaking_news_man_charged_with_walthamstow_murder.php

Random Justice Phillips

Did I not post Manjula Icecreamwalla?

somebody in my class once was apparently named Man-On Chin

kenny gee

http://www.sullivanandcromwell.com/lawyers/detail.aspx?attorney=140

I used one of those address look-up things for an internship. I remember the last name in the registry was Zolton Zzzytwit. I was also surprised by the number of people with the last name Hitler in the US.

Rear Admiral John Stufflebeam

Also: When I was in grade school, my friends and I used to look up odd names in the phone book, make "clever" little rhymes or poems about the names, and prank call said individuals. Some names I remember from those days:

Dirk Greep, Zoltan Papp, Vernon Winklepleck

i knew a dude with the last name Manlove once

More: Boutros-Boutros Ghali; Shecki "the Jackyl"

Rageing Warr, convicted in Indiana of "battery by body waste"

apparently that just referred to her spitting in a cop's face, which is not as gross as I was imagining

A woman at my work has the first name Godsent.

There's a U.S. District Court judge in Pennsylvania named Sylvia Rambo. This is mostly just funny because on her opinions it says "Rambo, District Judge"

Zaytoon Matchiswala {Olive of the Match family}

in retrospect, Aym3ric Fr@ise is kinda interesting

From upthread, I used to know D1lly Gent!

Good one in my own family, my great-grandfather, LaMonte Mercereau.

Ruby Mae Mozingo

gurf morlix

Sophal Um

Junior Agogo.

Gillian Mckeith has a daughter called Afton Magaziner.

With a last name like that, I'd at least try to give my child a semblance of normality with a usual sounding first name. But Afton? Isn't that in Surrey somewhere?

Knox Burger

And I once worked with a campanologist called Dickon Love.

I swear to god: Britney Timberlake.

V0ndarius H4wk1ns

My friend had him as a student in...2d grade, I think?

Joseph Metallic

Burnelle Burnell

Chief Kickingstallionsims, a 7-0, 245 pound center for Alabama State.

Dusky R1de0ut

Guy I know lived with a S0rley 4rthur Cleb0.

One of my clients had the first name J4tlaneezy, and another was W00lfdy.

Byron F. Iglesias

Reza Rezorei

Rear Admiral Husband Edward Kimmel.

There was a name change application in one of the courts I cover filed by a guy named Mohammed Butt

It was actually for his daughter, whose name was something like Shareefa Butt.

He actually wrote, under reason for name change, "I want my daughter to stop being the butt of jokes"

But the best part was that the court office lady who showed it to me went on like this for about five minutes straight:

"Hi there, I'm Mr. Butt"
(long pause)
"Hey, I'm Mr. Butt, I'm here for my appointment."
(long pause)
"This is my wife, Mrs. Butt"

I met a bunch of people from this cult. I worked in a restaurant next to their "offices".

They all have retarded names. Like "heart spider", "morning Cloud", "Puff the magic dragon".

oh yeah, I also had a lawsuit once where all the plaintiffs were members of some weird christian sect and were named stuff like Wonderful Friendship Jackson and Loving Hope Freeman

Jason Math

just read this on cnn about the chinese espionage bust:

Dongfan "Greg" Chung, 72, a Chinese native who is a naturalized U.S. citizen, had been an employee of Rockwell International for more than 30 years.

yeah, i suppose i'd go by "greg" too.

There is a cricketer called Napoleon Einstein, he plays for the Chennai Super Kings!

I'm no Tokyo Sexwhale, but my name is L3x (Al3xis) D1cks... sorry that I had to google-proof it. Googling my full name already yields some 2001 ILX posts, I don't need more!

My sisters name is L3x (Al3x1s) J0hnson.

I just called up my old boss as a referee for a new job, hadn't spoken to him in years, he's a total bro: D4ll4s |\|utt3r

I work with H@rry J0hn$0n

Saw a customer record last week. Obviously not the name he was born with: R4phael Pr1nce Pr1nce-R4phael.

Rusty Kuntz

Various ex-clients and associates:

Mister M3l0n - I thought it was pronounced as in "Carnegie Mellon", his secretary told me that it wasn't. Very difficult to keep from laughing when I spoke to him on the phone.

D0ct0r Fuch5 - pronounced "fucks", German guy, genuinely didn't have any idea what his name meant in English, got very cross when I intentionally mispronounced it to avoid offending him... "Why is it that English people have such trouble pronouncing my name correctly? It is F-U-C-H-S FUCKS!!!"

A guy named after a particular copyrighted name for a plastic flying disc.

A woman whose surname meant "piglet" in French.

Also there was a girl who was named after a particular Latin American band.

nobody can top Artemis Pyle.
except maybe Cosmin Contra.

Also there was a girl who was named after a particular Latin American band.

I bet that Herb-Alpert's-Tijuana-Brass Johnson didn't get out much!

People actually frequently laugh when they hear my last name. It's happened twice in the last couple of days.

Is it "Von Trapp"?

No. Maria's not my actual first name, either.

(which makes me feel kind of bad posting under it when there is a real Maria, but I have been for years and there's at least one person in ILX who posts under my real name, so why bother switching?)

Massimo Possible.

Italian for "maximum possibility". actual name of guy I met while travelling.

are you sure? i mean, did you see id?

Annabel Else

are you sure? i mean, did you see id?

saw his passport

we hung out together for about two weeks in Bangalore

A great AP byline I saw the other day: Nedra Pickler.

Bongo Christ (born 11 August 1976 in Zaire) is a football player from the DR Congo. He has played for SV Wilhelmshaven, Hannover 96, Gazélec Ajaccio, FC Aarau, FC Schaffhausen, FC Solothurn, FC Thun and FC 105 Libreville.

His name has featured in many lists of footballer's unusual names.

Nedra is rather well known in the politicosphere, nate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedra_Pickler

Violet Money

Bran;gan P0wer$

Kid who went to my high school, always thought his name sounded like a space ranger's. Then Futurama was created...

Francis Hoose

Wigberto Coronel

Precious Boyd

dunno if this is the right thread, but in the elevator just now, dude is sharing baby pictures with chick

she: what's his name?
he: boo radley

Dr. Leslie Doctor

My Song. first name My. last name Song.

metropolitan police czar alfred 'alf' hitchcock

sorry 'knive czar' <----not his name though

Amory B. Lovins
http://img.timeinc.net/time/europe/magazine/2007/1029/lovins_1029.jpg

My gf's supervising a residential American summer school...one of the pupils (and I've seen the printed list) is called Maddy Bummfuck. Another has the surname Von Spanken.

"tuomas alho"

Onnie Quattlebaum

Bamboo Dong

Karl Nesselrode
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Nesselrode

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii has changed her name.

But that still leaves Violence, Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay, and Benson and Hedges.

And that's not Talula Does The Hula who is from Hawaii, but Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

PResumably "Number 16 Bus Shelter" was a satire based on 'place of conception' a'la Posh&Becks'

Aurora Tenono

Mattie Buckles

Dumb article, as I linked elsewhere, but:

Brown Bino, 25, a cab dispatcher, was walking through Astoria Park near his home on Monday with his 3-year-old son, a smiling boy introduced as Little Brown Bino.

Hoseen Ali

did a double take when I saw that.

Jesus Jimenez

Langdon Hammer

whoa.

i thought i'd said this already but i actually work with this guy:

Lyndon Borrow

say it a few times

Jesus Jihad

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/29/BA9813QEI6.DTL&tsp=1

<a hreef=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blossom_Dearie>;Blossom Dearie
</a>

whoa.

i thought i'd said this already but i actually work with this guy:

Lyndon Borrow

say it a few times

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:27 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He should meet my friend, Owen Moore.

My work sent a party invite to Gottfried Grobbelaar today

we got a resume today for a dude named Br1an St0rm! Googleproofed, obviously, but what a great name.

http://ebiko.net/title/titlephoto/brianstorm.jpg

Sanford Dickert, a person quoted in this article: http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/obamas-secret-w.html#more

My current display name is from a criminal case I just read which also involved one Constable Ginochio (I mean he actually was a constable -- it wasn't his first name -- but still funny)

Sanford Dickert sounds like a popcorn thriller novel character.

People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.

Okay okay, I know a man named

TUBALCA1N SEARS!

His surname bcz his granddad lived near a Sears. !!!

My workmate's Cambodian, his name's Sopheap. Thats pretty cool.

Oh yeah, there was speculation that the parties in a case I just read might have been Cambodian --

Sanexay Sophophone and Somphone Sysoumphone

Welcome Bender. omg

investigates “homOeRotic” genes

Uncle Shavedlongcock

Hoseen Ali
Jesus Jimenez

I don't get either of these -- they seem like common names. Am I missing a pun somewhere?

First I think because its reminiscent of a certain ilxor screenname?

yeah that one was because of HOOS. the other I just liked the alliteration and the way it sounded in my head.

A YouTube video of the fight showed Brotemarkle slamming two girls on the ground and handcuffing them. One of the girls, Hickman sophomore Diamond Thrower, had not been involved in the fight but had been trying to break it up when Brotemarkle grabbed her.

i mean not only is that the best human name of all-time it would be the best super hero name of all-time

valentino achak deng
dick pound
god shammgod

World B. Free

People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.

― Maria, 11. marraskuuta 2008 3:59 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What's your last name then?

A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.

And I thought Sim Sisamouth had an unusually rad name when it turns out he's just from the land of great names. (Is there a reason Cambodian names often seem to be alliterative?)

Marshall Breeding invites you to read about library automation technologiezzz. Dude came to speak here recently but I missed it, being too busy banging my head against the brick wall of elderly library technology to learn about the future. Great name, though!

A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.

I'll raise you with S4ndeep D1ksh1t

Jock Stirrup
I used to work with a dude called Dickon R. Love. He's a bellringer.

Jock Stirrup is not real. No way.

Not posting my last name on ILX (it will define me forever if I do!), but I was cursing it yesterday. I met with the director of a graduate program I'm applying to, and he actually remembered my name from two years ago when I applied to his field school and got turned down. CURSES!

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=74047

Ethelyn Wangjabs

Randy Hassler

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/21/2004193793.jpg

there's a lady on Jeopardy right now named Inta Antler

came across the name Ida Oreman today and immediate thought of http://mayfairfoodmarket.com/assets/ORE_IDA_LOGO.jpg

One of the angry souls is Dr. Festus Dada, a Nigerian-born gastric bypass specialist, who filed a fraud/breach of contract suit and alleges Dykstra kept a $500,000 deposit after a deal fell apart to purchase a Southern California car wash and retail center then owned by Dykstra.

A few people' names I've come across at work recently

Kinal Faik - Turkish I think. Much better when presented with the surname first
Verma Leather
Michael Terrence Scull (Empty Skull)

That Dykstra article was a doozy. Sounds like a sociopath.

Philbert Blank

Went to a christening on the weekend at a church that gets down with the kids with "new", allegedly "funky" music. Saw that a couple of the songs played were credited to a Dottie Rambo. Thought I had misread, but she's real: www.dottierambo.net

From watching those Nollywood trailers: Larry Koldsweat

Freek Bots

my friend was compiling medical journal articles and texted this to me a while back:

"I just came across the most amazing name ever: Ahshrik Ahmetaputi."

as in, I shriek I made a pootie.

tv weathermen:
topper shutt (DC local news)
storm field
flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)

flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)

― daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:12 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure I remember him from CNN headline news (way back in the mid-nineties or so).

Avelina Tierrablanca

Wasyl Melnychuk

came across this today at work:
R. Dick0ver

You guys, I just found out my wife went to high school with a guy named Young Rachel.

lolz. i went to school with a guy named Dick Ball.

My brother just informed me his wife wants to name their soon to be son M4x1m1ll14n M0nt4gu3 M4rt1n

I met a guy yesterday called

ROCKY RISING

His name sounds like a suburb.

I don't feel good about finding amusement in the name of a Native American, but I have to say this name is pretty next level:

Skeet Yellowhair

Dan Sing (ex-dancer)

i about shit myself when my parents told of their family friend Dick Comfort

Sheikh Mahboob.

Skeet Yellowhair

― President Deez (some dude), Monday, October 26, 2009 8:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit @ this

haha i somehow managed to miss that in my eagerness to post about the Sheikh. Awesome.

Doualy Xaykaothao

Sophocles Papas.

Ronette Coleman.

When I was younger I knew a girl called Aislinn Buttock. There isn't a day I don't remember that name and think 'Wow. Just wow.'

guys i found a picture of Skeet Yellowhair on GIS:

http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/something_mary.jpg

Dan Sumption

I met a woman last week whose maiden name was butch and whose married name was queen, which is a pretty awesome hyphenate

1930s ballplayer Smead Jolley

Mr O Dear (Owen)
Mrs O Crumbs (Olivia)
Mr Gervaise McGenity
Brooklyn Bassett
Harrison Bees
Harrison Crass

I plan to write a murder ballad featuring the latter two names - The Ballad Of Harrison Bees & Harrison Crass

There's a woman at my school named D0lores Pfeuff3r-Sch3rer and I think it's the greatest name ever.

two in one day:

Nick Gallon

Roux Joubert

Fugitive D'AlCapone AlPacino Morris arrested

r0nnie p0wn4ll

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=pownall%20road%20london

As mentioned on another thread, Men Chuin Kok. I have also come across (so to speak) Felicity Windmill and Cecily Holliday, who must be Bond girls, non?

i could see myself falling madly in love with a girl called felicity windmill.

There's an african footballer whose name is Christ Bongo

Falko Mortiboys

Osa Ice Cream Guobadia

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R-A6mcKEyls/S6q1_Nxx6LI/AAAAAAAAAA8/clgNwhCu3ik/s1600/notybracketfinalhaterz2.jpg

http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/

There was a Joanna Rowsell competing in the cycling world champs today, that made me laugh.

I had a classmate named Man-On Chin once, and have known a few people with the last name Manlove

hieronymus bosch

Discovered a chap called Titiporn Sangpetch yesterday.

I weep for nearly all Thai name romanizations (I'm assuming)

a few people with the last name Manlove

A friend of mine used to work with Dr Manlove.

duk3 b4dg3r
3sen 3ken
C43sar Beezer

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

peep the journalist's name

yeah we got that on the irish catholica abuse thread. 2 gud 2b tru imo

by the same guy: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4812776.ece

if you give me the money and sent me in to the shop with a note i still wouldn't buy it.

been dealing with a very nice lady by the name of M4ryl0u B0n3 lately.

I have recently happened upon a W1ngm4n H0 at work recently.

recently, i tell you

when was this?

not that long ago, tbh. quite recently, in fact.

before or after sturridge to chelsea?

Has Sturridge gone to Chelsea?

what?

I did know someone with the last name "Fart3n". That must suck.

that's probably just a literal transcription of his cantonese name (ho wing man) xps

ya but it sounds so funny lol foreigners

I knew a guy whose dad was in the Singaporean army and named him R4ng3r because he totes dug these American soldiers he had dealings with and befriended, maybe Ww1ngm4n has a similar backstory??

Just a thought.

xposts

there is at least one 'dicks0n poon' on facebook

I wonder if anybodys' ever really named their kid "Dookie" - ie, it not being used as a nickname that stuck, but their Christian name....

I once spent a very entertaining afternoon looking through the list of babies' names registered in Scotland last year.

Somewhere in this lovely country of ours, there's a little boy called Sweetie.

i once knew a girl whose name was pronounced "Fartsy".

I knew of a girl called Breezy Mayo

tanqueray beavers

actually knew of someone once named M!sty Pancak3

Most perfect stoner posh girl name ever, former roommate's best friend: Solo P3acock.

Sheikh M'boob and Sheikh M'boabi.

Solo P3acock should be friends with Felicity Windmill and Cecily Holliday.

It is hilarious and apt namewise because this girl struck me as self-centred, bossy and liable to bouts of anvil-headed West London environmentalism. I wish there was a single word to describe thick blonde posh girls with a crusader mentality and a Daily Mail attitude to any woman she happens to notice, noticing the same man as her.

Jegatheeswarn Balasingham
From this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8590932.stm

O_________O

http://rivals.yahoo.com/floridastate/football/recruiting/player-Wonderful%20Terrific-Monds%20II-106481

http://www.imdb.es/name/nm2352127/

when i had a job doing telephone surveys i called someone named diqbal.

oh lol a friend told me they had to call someone with the last name Buttram once....

diqbal tho wins

the other day there was a news story about a ms israel who was in court for causing various mischiefs and one of the wounded parties was called mr. hilder.

i tried asking for deek-bal but his wife corrected me

"oh do you mean dick-ball? yeah he's here just a moment"

O_________O

http://rivals.yahoo.com/floridastate/football/recruiting/player-Wonderful%20Terrific-Monds%20II-106481

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 29, 2010 5:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

"II"

the best part about that was that i was like "where is this guy's name"

"like i get that they are using adjectives to describe......................................................................................................................................................"

xpost hahahahahahaahah.

i talked to a guy named Nishit once (which isn't that uncommon a name where he was from) but ya know every so often coworkers wouldn't hear the entire convo and think I was cussing on the phone....I just quit saying his name eventually. "Sir!"

Mayur Dikshit.

okay I have just come across:

N0ble Hun

omg

Napoleon Hendrix (San Francisco homicide detective)

the real actual creator of mickey mouse: Ub Iwerks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ub_Iwerks

Bunnie McPeek (name on ID plate outside of office at university)
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/bunniemcpeek.jpg
sorry for the blur, I was trying to hide my creepiness.

you guys, there are several different athletes named Wonderful Terrific Monds

http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Wonderful_Monds

http://www.sashonors.rutgers.edu/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=4&Itemid=40

Second person down. I win.

Ask her about the Prouty!

For a moment I thought all their first names were Dean.

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0214.jpg

valuable post

get ye to the scottish football thread with that, imo

hmm I would darragh but I don't know which subboard it's on

ha is that a dig? we will build it, and they will come i promise u

; ) if only there was a place where they could compile all the football threads

the technology isn't there, now buckle down and quit with your crazy dreams

A. M. Lopshits

also Jacques Tits cannot be denied

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/claudius-christmas-jr/0/b36/a97

Lastings Milledge

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7706
...very 19th century name

oh my god guys:
Thadd3us Str4ssburger

That is a good name.

There was a girl on Tyra today named Nausea. Seriously? Nausea?!

there was this weird, eccentric (and pretty awesome kid) whose real name was Franz Jean, but he went by John (and of course his last name was pronounced "Zyon"), so essentially his name sounded like John John when the teacher called on him.

also i met a guy named Justin Bieber today. god I feel sorry for him

Foeke Booy

just think, if he was japanese or hungarian he wd be booy foeke

Mel Drybread

Kest3r Br1ght

Prest0n C@nn0n

Learned of both names through various office email networks, never met either.

Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever spoken up and said they KNEW one of the people/names posted here?

Take your pick:

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9963/vlcsnap2010042822h05m41.jpg

My favorites are Jane Murfin and Van Nest Polglase

Coffee Wang

I dunno about Wagstaff-Gribble, it sounds like a rare nervous condition that makes people spill food out of their mouths when they eat.

I want to make a poll out of that list of names.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd_Bull

was a vox pop with a woman called Gay Power on the channel 4 news earlier.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126606650&ft=1&f=1003

I win.

The work experience kid in here today is called D@ve Dull@rd. How does a family get a surname like that?

http://i.imgur.com/R3X4k.jpg

I once bought pot from a girl by the name of Nuss, who enjoyed mentioning that her parents' names were Pete and Anna: P. Nuss and A. Nuss

Esa-Pekka Salonen

holy shit @ hyman shocker

I bet he gets that a lot.

palindrome!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Eduardo-Odraude/592322555

Brazilian-American percussionist Duduka da Fonseca!

What's so odd about "Esa-Pekka Salonen"? It's a perfectly common Finnish name.

Salonen sounds a bit like 'saline', as in saline implants that a lady might use to enhance her breasts, which are a rude and amusing part of the body

Sounds kinda stretched.

A classic (if unfortunate) confluence of story and reporter: Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals, written by Roger Boyse.

I work with a person with the last name Fartass. I think it's pronounced far-taus or something. Whatever, it's fart-ass to me.

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?pos=&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=572171

Zowie Sharples

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/10368990.stm

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3951187/resume

Prior Job Title 2: Oral english teacher

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Shocker

I think he should have gone with Urbane Shocker. Seems cooler. And more phonetically correct.

Was looking up some Dodgers stats the other day and came across Oyster Burns.

Don't know about more phonetically correct, JM. The presence of the middle name Jacques would suggest Urbain should be pronounced the French way, which is way closer to Urban than Urbane.

I work at a call center. A recent goody was "V1dy4 An4nth4n4n4r4y4n4n".

I also like the name of the composer Vagn Holmboe. If the way I think it's pronounced is correct, it sounds like the surname of a German nobleman-turned-90s rapper.

i met someone with the last name D3wd@t

Dew-dat, dew-dat, dew-dew-dat-dat-dat

Pr0bal H0que

http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465

Mirinda & Sam Boob, Kermit Butts

Ferit Licka

In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence at GHQ France, wrote in his diary that Mansfield Cumming, the first chief (or C) of the SIS was "making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University".

In October he noted that he "heard from C that the best invisible ink is semen", which did not react to the main methods of detection. Furthermore it had the advantage of being readily available.

Sh1rley F0rehand

Guy M@nl0ve

no mention so far of Ed Wood repertory player Dudley Manlove?

Kermit D3err

Guy B@tm@an

lol my inept googleproofing

Mary-Jane Budd
http://www.essex.ac.uk/psychology/department/people/budd.html

Marijuana Sawyer
http://www.uww.edu/advising/aaec/welcome/staff/sawyer.html

Mar1juana *Pepsi* Sawyer to you

Ginger Wang, lots of.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Ginger/Wang

I have a friend named B@rbara who married a guy with the last name of B@rbara. She actually goes by B@rbie B@rbara. (the last name has the emphasis on the second syllable though).

http://i.imgur.com/2biWk.png

My Dad went to primary school with a guy named Dempster Bogle.

The village where my mum was born had a Lancelot Cronk and Primrose Lepper.

newcastle's first goal tonight scored by nile ranger

Work with a woman named Friday Valentine.

Fanny Fumery
http://copainsdavant.linternaute.com/membre/14322015/1336720075/fanny_fumery/

Ladies and Gentlemen: Loveday Kitto

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7576730.stm