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wtf is up with this place lately?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

awww arent we all so cute i just wuv wuv wuv you to death kissy kissy we are all made of stars

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

why be jealous, jess? If you haven't gotten your fair share, lemme be the first to give you a hug!

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel like i'm in a chat room sometimes.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

which sucks.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

yo dawg, we just doin our thing. dawg.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

that's why I never see you on AIM then, amateurist.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

TWEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

http://www.eyeballkid.co.za/mushroom-cloud.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

yo, dawg, i can see you're just doin your thing dawg and you brought your own thing to it, but i dunno i just wasn't feelin it...i just dont feel like its your best possible ile.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i deleted aim after about 30 minutes. i will never return.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

jess in not-satisfied SHOCKAH < /sarcasm>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.screensavershot.com/animals/cute.jpg

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"i just wasn't feelin it" is like the most diplomatic phrase ever. they should teach it in international relations programs.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, the chatroom thing.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.norfolkwindmills.com/images/nelson.jpg

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Apols if the other messages offended you, but then you just don't go on them. This isn't meant sarcastically or anything, maybe it's just sometimes what people need.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

hey jess duuude. listen to 'aida' and feel the hate in derek fingaz!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

threads i mean

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the slow crawl of ilm braindeath is giving everyone that terror-love thing. Huddle together for warmth people!

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Ambassador for North Korea: You must give in to all our demands, or the nuclear weapons program continues as scheduled.

Ambassador for the United States: We may meet some of your demands, but you must cease and desist your newkyoolar weapons program IMMEDIATELY.

Ambassador for North Korea: I'm just not feelin dat, dawg.

Ambassador for the United States: I hear dat.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.roxie.com/shared/fall01win02/violence.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rosswarner.com/2988.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

it would be okay if it managed to stay in the threads clearly marked "what i'd like, is i'd like to hug and kiss you"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I know someone who'd like to hug and kiss you, jess.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wow, that is better jess!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Wm80WakX4xMC:homepage.ntlworld.com/sujabec/cutest.jpg

twee this DAWG

― james (james), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

hug me and risk being sucked into my hideous gravitational field from which no fun can escape

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:T8eFwoosb1UC:www.bubotic.net/the-children-of-nokia-and-napster/150dpi/data-vomit-99.jpg

― james (james), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

what happens with kissing?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www3.sympatico.ca/vinnyt/muffin.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

wormhole

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

jel, is that your mouse mat mold?

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.magi-nation.com/Duel/Cardlists/Images/BaseSet/Twee.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:HJQ4Ys-4MRwC:www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/SelfHelp/gfx/photos/_im022.jpg

MMMM gis a KISS jess

― james (james), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

but that wormhole must lead to where all fun has been sukt, no?

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, but all that fun would no fun when you're human spaghetti.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

is a risk you just have to be willing to take

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bowlie.com/badges/BB05.jpg

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bowlie.com/badges/BB06.jpg

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

why don't we just err on the other side for a bit?

fuck all y'all motherfuckers.

― martin mushrush (mushrush), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

We're through being twee, eliminate the ninnies and the twits.

(not weally)

eek! my mouse mat mold ain't that bad f, I've learned to live with it.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean I was twee when it wasn't cool. But, now you know what? Fuck twee.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Twee is the new twee.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

just kidding < /clarify>

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Julio bro, Aida is like even more twee than Belle & Sebastien!

Amateurist hates chat.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

If you don't have anything nice to say...YOU'RE JESS

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.totoro.de/japanfilm/fibatt2.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Great pic, Chris Piuma! It reminds me of how when Pepper was a kitten she liked to steal (and hide) my toothbrush. Also, Lucy is scared of toothpaste. Doesn't smell that lovely to kitties I suppose.

ILTWEE!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need more love!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a cat name Pepper! He's a he, though.

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Is he from Quebec?

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Today is more a dre day than a twee day for me. I will back to my regularly scheduled tweeness by Monday, I'm sure.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

But is your kitty named after the Peechees song 'Pepper?'

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

But is today a good day, Nicole? Did you not have to use your AK?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

If you want the place to be less g0dd@mn twee, just f*cking capitalize and end your sentences with proper punctuation already. Are we too fwagile to pwess the ickle Shift key?

(I don't always do this either but then I'm not the one complaining.)

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Sarah. I had a cat for a week before getting Pepper. His name was Ace--named after Kiefer's role in 'Stand By Me'. He was the coolest, but he had a hear murmur so he was put to sleep :(
I guess I was all out of cat names so the only thing I thought of was 'hey, he's black and gray, just like pepper. I shall call him Pepper.'

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you not have to use your AK?

The day isn't over yet. And I would prefer to use a flamethrower.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

'And the Goodyear blimp read: Ice Nicole is a pimp'

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole the Punisher (that is what the Punisher uses, yes? I'm probably wrong.)

Seriously speaking, *good thoughts* -- the credit card thief is a Bastardo Mas Grande who deserves doom.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

My kitty's all gray. Russian Blue loveliness.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea, Ned -- I don't actually read the comix. Maybe?

There's also an entire assclown army that has been posting away that deserve pain. There's like a deck of cards of assclowns around.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Just dial down the center 1-800-Collect.
http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Carrot_Top.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The only good thing about the inevitable death of my cat is that I will be able to pick out the coolest looking cat in the universe. I don't think I'd ever be able to make a choice though.

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thepunisher.com/comics/appearances/archie_meets_punisher/archie_meets_punisher_1.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be so awesome if the Punisher took a flamethrower to Archie. It would be even cooler if Betty did it, but oh well.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Your cat Pepper is not named after the Butthole Surfers song?

*ducks*

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

*punches*

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

TOO LATE (you're supposed to punch before he ducks)

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Alright then, think fast buttchoops! *punches* (had to let out some steam)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

*strikes Bruce Lee pose, grabs fist, twirls Sarah over head*

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'd crush even more on any ILX female after they attempted a punch, Sarah.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

''Julio bro, Aida is like even more twee than Belle & Sebastien!''

hey, sonny, if you wanna take this outside...

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh c'mon, man, it's a compliment!

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha not in MY book.

and amateurist: get aim.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oh look, grumpy bears got his own thread.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess: As Beyonce put, "Come give me a hug/You sexy little thug."

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

aw, beyonce always makes me melt

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Clowns never laughed before
And beanstalks never grew
Ponies never ran before
'Til I met you.."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 26 April 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

aw, greg brady always makes me melt

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 26 April 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Like this?

― Jodi (Celerina), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

This is an accurate depiction of my daily work at UCI.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool things like that never happen in my library.

― Jodi (Celerina), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

There's peep sex in your library?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

There are peeps that come here. They look for sex. Unfortunately for them and myself, they seek to find it in the 'Protected Collection' part of the library which is part of what I oversee. This is why the Playboys are microfilmed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt DC's picture is the best dawg

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Simply put up a sign that says "NO PEEP SEX".

It'll work.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a feeling it will be followed as much as our "NO CELL PHONES YOU RIDICULOUS ASSCLOWNS" signs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Or my, "Hey people, sign out the damn books or I'll be mad" sign.

― Jodi (Celerina), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Or our signs which say "PEOPLE WHO APPLAUD WHEN THE POOR HARRASSED WAITRESS DROPS SOME PLATES WLL GET THEIR ASSES ROYALLY KICKED"

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.millikin.edu/staley/fluff/gavena.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No, really, yikes.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

http://206.138.137.5/dailytoon/images/Fami0820.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

IT HAS GOTTEN SO MUCH WORSE IN THE LAST FOUR MONTHS IT'S ALMOST UNBEARABLE

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

almost but not quite?

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm still here, aren't i? i haven't killed anyone yet, have i?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i am waiting for a green man thing with purple shorts to come jumping out of my monitor

― kephm, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

wait that sound like nickalicous

― kephm, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~oneiros/slack/happyfoot.gif

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 21 August 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

If it makes you all feel better, I'm full of absolute seething, horrifying, mind-numbing hatred right now. It's not twee at all.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

me i'm just bored. but i might be capable of a minor act of violence with the right motivation

― duane, Thursday, 21 August 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll give you $5 to beat someone up for me

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 21 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

make it 50 & i will

― duane, Thursday, 21 August 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm, they're really more of a $25 but i'll think about it

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 21 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

that's probably about 50 nz bucks actually...hmmm ok

― duane, Thursday, 21 August 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

what's twee is what's new again!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/spencerchow/jess.jpg

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

reowr.

Internet: 1
Jess: 0

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 8 January 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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