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yes, it was sadam's birthday and for some reason some iraqis decided to celebrate. until, that is, the americannots showed up. so iraqi freedom = the freedom to do what the u.s. says. or am i getting my facts wrong¿

dyson (dyson), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

where did you hear this?

Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

on the cbc.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

from the Associated Press:

About 200 people marched through Tikrit, chanting, "With our blood and souls we shall redeem you, O Saddam," a chant which was a fixture at state-sponsored events for years. Some carried pictures of him. "Down, down Bush!" they said in English.

American Humvees, escorted by two Bradley fighting vehicles, came to the area with mounted machine guns and boomed through loudspeakers in Arabic. "Return to your homes. What you are doing is forbidden," the messages said. "Otherwise we will use force."

hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Resistance is futile. You will assimilate."

hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

here's a clipping from canoe.ca:

"In Saddam's hometown of Tikrit, small groups of supporters, including some members of his al-Tikriti clan, staged demonstrations in favor of their overthrown patron and promised celebrations for years to come.

"Saddam Hussein is one of the great Arabic leaders. We did not import him. He was born in Iraq," said Abdullah Ialeh Hussein, who identified himself as Saddam's cousin. "The Americans have occupied us, but we will continue to support him."

Festivities ended when U.S. soldiers in Bradley fighting vehicles and Humvees showed up, threatening to use force if supporters did not disperse."

dyson (dyson), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Freedom is slavery."

hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't say why the Americans stopped them. Since there have been anti-coalition protests in southern and western cities that were much more threatening and even violent (throwing bricks etc.) that weren't stopped in a similar fashion, I'm not inclined to believe that this protest was stopped for reasons of content. If they were told to go home because of curfew or other similar violations, then I don't see the problem.

And to be quite frank, a bunch of fat Ba'athists in Tikrit being asinine - I mean, these guys and free speech go hand in hand, right - Fuck 'em. I could care less.

Hstencil, shut up.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't say why the Americans stopped them. Since there have been anti-coalition protests in southern and western cities that were much more threatening and even violent (throwing bricks etc.) that weren't stopped in a similar fashion, I'm not inclined to believe that this protest was stopped for reasons of content. If they were told to go home because of curfew or other similar violations, then I don't see the problem.

And to be quite frank, a bunch of fat Ba'athists in Tikrit being asinine - I mean, these guys and free speech go hand in hand, right - Fuck 'em. I could care less.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh well.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, make me. It's the American way!

hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, and I don't think they consider Tikrit secure anyway. i imagine any gathering would be dispersed.

"Freedom is slavery."

oh the irony.

ryan, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

the initial news report made it sound much more sinister, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.

hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

millar, you are forbidden from posting any futher on this thread. if you do not stop we will use force.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

and i'm 100% that it was not a curfew violation.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

NY Times:

April 28, 2003
Hussein Birthplace Uneasy on the Eve of His Birthday
By DEXTER FILKINS

AWJA, Iraq, April 27 — On the eve of Saddam Hussein's birthday, members of his family are doing all they can to celebrate.

They are sprucing up the one-room mud hut where Mr. Hussein, the deposed president, was born. They are planning a protest march calling for his return. They are taking extra care to guard his mother's house from looters.

But by the forlorn looks on their faces, some of Mr. Hussein's closest relatives are having a hard time preparing for the day without him.

"I wish Saddam would come back," said Ahmed Watban, the president's nephew, standing outside Mr. Hussein's quarters here. "We would all be so much better off."

Mr. Hussein, run out of office by the American military earlier this month, turns 66 on Monday if, as most Iraqis believe, he is still alive. Across the country, Iraqis and Americans are anticipating the day with anxiety, with rumors rampant that he or his supporters are planning a big and possibly ugly surprise.

It is here, in the village where Mr. Hussein was born, that Iraqis will mark the day with the most fervor, and where they refuse to acknowledge the American victory. The Americans may have run Mr. Hussein out of his palaces, and they may have destroyed his army, but they have yet to conquer the people closest to him.

Only Saturday, hundreds of Iraqis, led by Mr. Watban, gathered in the center of Tikrit to blast their horns and call for the return of Mr. Hussein. In an altercation that is still unexplained, the Americans fired, the local residents said, wounding one Iraqi, and American tanks rolled over and crushed three cars. An American officer acknowledged there had been a confrontation with Iraqis but declined to provide details.

Today, American soldiers fanned out across the city, painting over dozens of placards and monuments bearing Mr. Hussein's face. Iraqis came out to jeer them as they did.

"By soul, by blood, I'll sacrifice all for Saddam Hussein!" a group of children chanted, their parents urging them on.

There is also a silent battle unfolding here, with the Iraqis painting slogans on walls and monuments celebrating Mr. Hussein and the Americans erasing them, only to find even more slogans later. Minutes after the Americans finished white-washing a poster of Mr. Hussein today, a young Iraqi ran to it and scrawled "Saddam Hussein lives" across its base.

The Americans appear to be preparing for violence. Today, the Americans got wind that Mr. Watban was planning to lead another march into the city. Soldiers began searching Awja's spacious homes for guns, and broadcast, from loudspeakers mounted atop their armored personnel carriers, a warning for all: stay indoors tonight or run the risk of being shot.

Mr. Watban, who called off the march, vowed to press ahead on the day marking Mr. Hussein's birth.

"Nothing will stop us tomorrow, I swear to you," Mr. Watban said.

Americans soldiers patrolling Awja and the nearby city of Tikrit acknowledged the popular opposition but insisted there were many pockets of support as well. Lt. Greg Hotaling, for instance, described how a maintenance man at Tikrit's public swimming pool offered the area up as a place for the lieutenant's platoon to live.

"It runs hot and cold," Lieutenant Hotaling said. "Some days they all come and out and wave, and other days no one does."

With all the American troops patrolling the streets of Tikrit, the spacious homes in Awja still occupied by Mr. Hussein's family members have gone mostly unnoticed.

In the 24 years of his reign, Mr. Hussein drew heavily from his family and tribe, al-Bu Nasir, for people to run the affairs of state. They were, he was often said to believe, the only people he could trust. In Awja, many of Mr. Hussein's relatives are still around, tending to the wreckage that was only weeks ago the spiritual capital of Mr. Hussein's regime.

One of Mr. Hussein's nephews, Khalid Abdullah Ammar, spends his days shuttling back and forth between the mud hut monument to Mr. Hussein's birth and the house of the president's mother. Approached by a pair of Western reporters, he was happy to offer a tour of each.

Mr. Hussein's birthplace stands as a kind of sentimental reminder of the man's humble origins. It is a simple thing, a single room with walls made of mud and hay, and a roof made of grass. Inside, the home is bare of furniture or fixtures; two rows of gas lanterns and a fireplace are its only adornments.

"It's a simple place, of course, but his father was a farmer," Mr. Ammar said.

For years, Mr. Hussein's tiny home was heard of and talked about but mostly unseen. The word among those who had seen it was that Mr. Hussein had insisted, in contrast to the spectacular mansions he built around it, that it be preserved in its original state. A rainstorm collapsed the roof a few years back, Mr. Ammar said, and the place was rebuilt with steel reinforcements and a new shower and bath in the rear.

The house bears little sign that it once housed a man of Mr. Hussein's ambitions. After his birth, Mr. Hussein was raised by his stepfather, Ibrahim Hasan . A gigantic bronze statue of the man who raised him stands a few hundred meters from the small house, at the entrance to a row of splendorous palaces.

Awja these days has an empty feel about it; many of those closest to Mr. Hussein have left, and many of the homes, now empty, have been looted. But a retinue of Mr. Hussein's family members stand guard around what remains, trying to the preserve a last scrap of dignity for their former leader.

At the home of Mr. Hussein's mother, Subha Tulfah al-Musallat, portraits and photographs of her son still hang on the walls intact in their gilded frames. By contrast, the portraits that once hung in the presidential palace blocks away have been smashed and defaced. In the living room, there is the portrait of Mr. Hussein opening his hands in supplication, a photograph of Mr. Hussein kissing a schoolgirl, a mirror emblazoned with Mr. Hussein's silhouette.

Mr. Watban looked depressed. His father, Watban Ibrahim Hasan al-Tikriti, a former senior government official, surrendered to the Americans nine days ago, and he has not heard from him since. He would like to believe that most of his neighbors in town want, like he does, for Mr. Hussein to return. As to Mr. Hussein's whereabouts, he "has gone to Baghdad," Mr. Watban said. But many of his own townspeople have deserted him, he said.

Standing in Mr. Hussein's mud hut, Mr. Watban allowed himself a moment of nostalgia. He recalled the many moments he had spent with his uncle, Mr. Hussein, and the nice plot of land the president had given him on his wedding day.

But there was one thing about their relationship that, even now, seemed to bother him.

"I never could call him "Uncle Saddam," Mr. Watban said. "Only sir."

hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

God damn it.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I guess it's obvious they only have the most peaceful of intentions. They only want their voice to be heard. Oh, and a brutal dictator to return to power and start putting dissidents on the butcher block again. Maybe we should try that! We would all be so much better off!

Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah and let's stop the Klan from rallying in Skokie, Millar.

hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

well, yes - it is dumb for them to want him back. but if the u.s. is truely there to deliver freedom they should all least allow them the right to be dumb, a right you've obviously been taking for granted, millar.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

obscure historical trivia: The Civil War is actually over.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell that to Trent Lott, Millar.

hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This situation is a lot like the post-Civil War south, no?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(except without all the intervention by the U.S. troops)

(God I am a dumbass)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 28 April 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

there's a distinct difference between the right to be dumb - which we have been allowing almost to a fault in south and central Iraq - and the right to gang up and walk down a street in which there has been organized resistance as recently as this weekend. This is Tikrit. It is one of the least secure cities in Iraq at the moment and there are plenty of reasons to believe that the people there are willing to mount a revolt against the US troops in the area. Ergo dispersing a crowd in this case is less about freedom of speech and more about avoiding further bloodshed on either side.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar OTM, frankly.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

so rolling over cars with tanks and firing on people celebrating is a good way of preventing bloodshed¿ hu.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

American government rhetoric doesn't match reality of ground situation; in other news, the sky is blue. What Millar is saying strikes me as a sound assessment of what the troops there are doing and thinking regardless of whatever spin BushCo is delivering. I am NOT surprised.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar is right. There's enough evidence that Rumsfeld et al wish to impose unsavory limitations on nascent Iraqi democracy without needing to corral this incident as an example. (Viz. Rumseld's comment that an Iran-style Islamic republic would "not be allowed to happen" in Iraq.) The fact that the city was only recently "secured" makes the dispersal of the gathering somewhat understandable, not to mention it's somewhat similar to the German ban on pro-Nazi demonstrations. Certainly a limit to democracy, but not a definitive one.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

millars theory is just what he happened to pull out of his ass after his previous ones were disproved (asdie from his asertion that they don't deserve free speech).
based on what i've seen i think it's obvious that the troops there just plain old dislike saddam and don't want to see his face and don't want to see support for him, in any way.
to the troops it's "us vs them" and people celbrating saddam's birthday makes them, well "them".

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dyson, again, this is somehow a surprise how? What's the big revelation here?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar is wrong. The intention here is not to make things "secure" -- look at the number of troops in the region: adequately policing any demonstration is a foregone conclusion. It seems more likely to me that the gov't would like to continue parroting the untrue line that All Iraqis Hated Their Cruel Dicatator.

Not that I don't personally think S.H. is/was an asshole, but this "the Iraqis love their freedom! and those that don't want our kinda freedom, well, they'll learn to love it!" is nauseating, not cause for pride. Ned, you surprise me.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That's true, several of Saddam's relatives and other Sunnis who lived in his hometown and enjoyed government positions at his behest actually didn't mind Saddam and would like to have him back! As I said, fuck 'em. Mainly because twenty years ago, or if we were just about any other country on the face of the earth under less scrutiny, we'd be letting these same people be killed by their own vengeful neighbors while our backs were turned and nobody would bat an eye.

Our kind of freedom vs. Shiite fundamentalist Iran-backed freedom = Tikritis might actually live to die of natural causes. Amazing concept, really.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

no one ever died from natural casues in saddam's iraq¿ or in iran¿ and everyone hated saddam exept for his family¿ hu.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn, don't chastise others for their beliefs. Unless they tell others to shut up, of course.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you surprise me.

Why so? My annoyance here is more a generally unfocused one that takes a couple of precepts to heart:

1) The US government has, as with its dealings in general with any intervention of any sort over the past decades, a vested interest in making sure everything is Nice and Neat in their viewpoint as much as possible and will say as such to everyone else

2) Too many anti-war/intervention protesters seize on even the smallest bit of evidence to the contrary to create an impression that something Exactly Opposite From Nice and Neat is occurring, an exact mirror image that reflects dispositions and reading things a certain way as much as BushCo does.

3) The truth as faced by the people actually stuck there by BushCo being something else entirely is going to be subject to whatever amounts of potentially conflicting orders and principles, political decisions and god knows what else can be imagined pounding on their heads over time.

Again, I really don't see what's surprising about any of this.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I should note that my point number two is not to say that it IS Nice and Neat over there. I think it's pretty clear there's stupidity and venality and problems and more besides.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything less than a perfect world is unacceptable.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

after all, it's the only one we got!

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think anyone's asking for a perfect world.

I think that people are asking for Dubya to live up the rhetoric that he killed people behind. Either we killed a lot of innocent Iraqis to defend their right to political freedom - including the freedom to call for a asinine former-US ally to be put back in place - or we killed them because, uh, Saddam tried to have Daddy Bush wacked.

(This reminds me of the Bill Hicks piece where he talks about what he has in common with Saddam - both want to see George Bush's head rolling down the street.)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil I didn't mean to chastise! No tone of voice in "Ned, you surprise me" it's not a tut-tut: I meant, I am surprised, knowing Ned, that he wouldn't be somewhat aggrieved by the U.S.'s indifference to the right of the people to assemble.

Millar...I don't know, what can a person say to you? Rah rah, the U.S. army, God Guns & Butter, what're those people thinkin' over there, etc

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that Millar's views are way more complex than that, J0hn.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

wait h so when Millar says "anything less than a perfect world is unacceptable" that's a groovy characterization of "the U.S. is suppressing the Iraqi right to assemble while simultaneously insisting on its strongly held belief that the Iraqis must have a democracy right now," but my characterization of Millar is reductive? unfair.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're trying to distill Millar's views through one statement, you're being far more reductive than Millar has been, so far.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no, I think we're about equal: you just agree with one more than the other

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn I don't agree with Millar at all on this thread! That's not my point.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

why bother being anything but reductive? I see the point you guys are trying to make. I am trying to point out two things:

1. freedom to assemble doesn't hold a lot of water on a battlefield

2. an al-Tikriti at this point in history should be happy they are still alive at all. This is unprecedented.

But whoop whoop all I care about is my right as an american to shoot camel jockeys, right? God forbid anyone argue an opposing viewpoint on these threads, I must be a fascist.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom I was trying to defend you!

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, your arguments don't have a lot of weight. Both of them (referring to the last post) amount to "this is the way things are, thus that is good and right."

"That's the way it goes" isn't a defense.

You're defending the American actions - why shouldn't these people be allowed to peacefully assemble? Is there any evidence that they had violent intentions?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

any al-Tikriti at this point in history should be happy they are still alive at all

Yes, even non-combatants. "Thank you for not killing me, Mr American soldier man! Your benevolence will be sung throughout the ages!"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

We wouldn't have to do the killing, J0hn. I'm sure the Shiites and the Kurds would be quite enthusiastic. And I doubt they would give a shit about non-combatant status.

I think the evidence that they have violent intentions is spelled out in the sniper fire and checkpoint gunfights which continued to erupt yesterday and probably today as well. Not to mention high alert against suicide bombers et al. Tikrit is quite reasonably the most dangerous city currently under Coalition control. Assuming that any large gathering of people in such a place is going to behave peacefully is really sort of asking for it.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

News reports on this haven't given us enough information to leap to either of the conclusions people are coming to on this thread. Look, if your goal has been to break down a particular political party and movement in a region, and you've had some immediate success in this, you're put in a touchy position with regard to the regrouping of support for it, because DUH, substantial regrouping threatens, after long enough, to completely undo whatever you've just done: the example of pro-Nazi rallies in postwar Germany isn't really so off-base. (Nobody's going to break down a regime and then take their hands off and allow the regime to be reinstated, and if the coalition were allowing a big Baathist resurgence in Iraq we'd be hearing just as much moaning on this board, if not more.)

The question I don't think any of us can answer is about doing this, you know, judiciously in this particular case. From the news report here it does sound as if the troops jumped the gun a bit or applied excessive force; there are going to be die-hard supporters, and it's not to anyone's advantage to viciously squash them at every turn. But in principle there's nothing odd about continuing to suppress support for the regime. To pretend that Iraq is now some even-field free-politics zone is to pretend that some "liberation" magically occurred one day, which isn't true in the least.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not interested in coming to conclusions, much less answers in regards to this particular story. I'm merely interested in pointing out the contradictions. Am I Momus?

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thememoryhole.org/war/stripped-iraqis.htm

Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You people ever heard of sedition?

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask motherfuckin' Trent Lott about it, Stuart.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What'd he say now?

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Something seditious.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You people ever heard of sedition?

Yep, the US has a long history of locking up dissenters. Freedom and democracy, that's us!

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn - when Union troops broke up and arrested people for holding Klan meetings during the Reconstruction was that a good thing or a bad thing?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

so if the u.s. is nervous about large gatherings - why did they allow the one where they tore down the saddam statue in baghdad (which was staged by the way)¿

because obviously they saw the birthday bash as a threat. millar and i both agree on that one. he seems to feel that the threat was to their safty (although on the clip i saw the only thing they were armed with was posters of saddam). whereas i feel they were more threatened by the fact that it's a sign that they may not be able to control the political outcome of this thing.

which all comes back to my original problem with this war in the first place. the u.s. is not in there to help iraqis - there goal #1 is to have a nice happy u.s. friendly gov't 1. to sell cheap oil and more of it and 2. so they can have a region dead middle of the mideast to bully all the other backwards (muslim) nation they dislike.

it just bothers me. that's all. it's no surprise tho, ned's right. no one should be surprised at the u.s.'s obvious interest in controling iraq's pollitical future for their own goals.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

so the us army putting down a baath rally conflicts with the stated aims of this war how?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ie. this is different from us army behavior in post-war germany and reconstruction south how?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

JB, in Reconstruction South there were laws and constitutional amendments to uphold (not that they always were, mind you). So far, while it hasn't been AS awful as I'd feared, I haven't seen the US Military uphold what seem to be pretty basic laws in Iraq. So I don't think these are comparable situations.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

so the right to assembly applies to postwar Iraq but not to postwar South? The southern states had to apply for readmission to the union - the union army was an occupying army, same as in postwar Iraq and postwar Germany.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

But there wasn't a large gathering when they tore down that statue, there were more troops there than people.

Once again I have to step up to defend Iran's Islamic republic as a system which is far from perfect, further from being perfect than that of the US republic, but somewhere that is evolving and improving by leaps and bounds and may one day if nurtured correctly bloom into a model of Islamic democracy. This won't happen if the US allows the supreme Islamic council to get the upper hand over the reformist parliament, which it is what happens every time one of the Bush junta opens their mouths about iran. The model theat the reformers in iran are working towards could work for Iraq, of course it is far from what I would deem to to be ideal but it could work.

As for these street demonstrations. The US military will just have to grin and bear it. I'm afraid that just like in our countries that until someone starts shooting, looting or rioting they will just have to allow peaceful protests to occur, otherwise they will lose their moral standing.

The Nazi analogy is a good one but there is a difference. This war has been all about installing democracy in Iraq and doing it quickly. That was never an aim of WW2. The US will have to allow democratic freedoms from the start if they want this to happen. In Germany the deNazification was made key, and the germans were only allowed democracy when they were deemed ready for it. Also judging by events since the war ended the Ba'ath Party did to have the same hold over all levels of society that the Nazi party had, even if that had been forged in over 5 years of global war.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Blount, what I mean is there's a big difference between a large group of Iraqis carrying Saddam posters chanting slogans, and Klansmen in sheets with weapons. The Klan in that era was not about "civil disobedience" and marches, but clandestine terrorist actions against blacks, Union troops, "carpetbaggers," etc. The two are not comparable groups at all.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Iran's Islamic republic

The more time goes on the more fascinated I am with that system. The next ten or so years will be of great interest...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

So it would be advisable if th Bushco did not keep continually keep poking their stick in Wallace's ear.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

but the aims of both groups is the same - to undermine the victory of the conquering army to the point where the desired effect of the victory is nullified (mission accomplished in the south for the next hundred years, time will tell in iraq). considering 1) they just fought a war aimed specifically at crushing the baath party in iraq and 2) a significant number of iraqis are apparently convinced the us will reinstall the baath govt. to the point that many people are still afraid to speak out and regard any appointments of former baath bureaucrats with understandable suspicion and 3) they're trying to establish a democracy hyper-quickly, any overvigilance in stamping out the baath party not only seems understandable it's arguably neccessary. I certainly don't view it as proof that 'nothing's changed' or 'iraq isn't free' anymore than I view the banning of nazi rallies in Germany nearly sixty years after the war as proof the Germany is ironically a 'Nazi state'.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the war was about disarming iraq? That's what they told me.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you read the wrong papers

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ie. ain't missile silos on them playing cards

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what Tony said.

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/bo/2003/bo030429.gif

I'm so glad someone explained to me what Girls Gone Wild was the other night.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - Snoop Dogg as MacArthur

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed - pray "Girls Gone Wild" never hits the UK (do you guys celebrate Mardi Gras? is there a UK corrollary to 'spring break'?)

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Nobody explained to me...WTF is that?

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

We celebrate Mardi Gras by eating pancakes, not by asking girls to show us their tits. I guess the * Uncovered series is the nearest equivalent, with a week in Ibiza being the nearest equivalent to spring break.

* insert trashy Mediterranean holiday destination here.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It came up in a chat the other night. GGW is a series of videos where they take a camera to Mardi Gras and Spring Break destinations and get drunk girls to flash for the camera, film wet t-shirt competitions and the like.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Thought as much, Ed.

James, people here go on these holidays called Club 18-30. They're all in places like Magalluf or Lanzarotte, eg. very tacky like Spring Break destinations. A few years back the 18-30 company got into trouble with its advertising campaign which had slogans like "Beaver España" and "Muff Guide To Europe".

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ibiza is of course club 18-30 with more E, coke, speed, ketamine etc.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

d'oh! - forgot about Ibiza

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Iran's Islamic republic
The more time goes on the more fascinated I am with that system. The next ten or so years will be of great interest...

yup, it is a fascinating country.

I think one thing that will happen in Iran is the prestige of the Supreme Leader (whatever Ali Khamenei's title is) will erode once he retires or dies. Khomenei could be the supreme ruler by virtue of who he was, Khamenei kind of inherits some of the prestige, but when the supreme leader is some bozo people are going to be more open to suggesting that it would be best if the elected leaders of the country were the actual leaders.

back to Iraq... the overlords appear to have shot a load of people who were out celebrating Saddam's birthday "in self defence". although people who celebrate dictator's birthdays are misguided, wicked, or guilty of false consciousness, I cannot agree with Millar that summary execution is the best way of dealing with them.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit. This isn't getting any prettier.

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2003/04/29/iraq_protest/index.html

Now we're exchanging gunfire and killing dozens of people. Liberte! Egalite!

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

On second thought, Iraqis, don't shoot at us... and tackle anybody who looks like they might try to.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

FRATERNITY! PARTY! GIRLS GONE WILD! WOOH!

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Stuart, there is no such thing as "sedition" with an occupying army.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway: the primary problem here, I think, is that the coalition does not appear to have spent enough time figuring out a particular tipping point. They have a limited amount of time to root out the old regime and quash its support; if they're still violently policing the public after that war/grace period, they become a repressive force themselves. I have a sinking suspicion the coalition's concept of how far that grace period extends is off-the-mark.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the feeling that these Baathists/Tikritis are the few people who recieved some sort of benefit from Saddam's despotism. So if you read their protests as something said to other Iraqis and not only to the occupying army, it becomes less sympathetic.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but the question remains: is it ok to shoot a 13-yr-old boy even if he has an AK-47?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Not according to Jesus, who was W's "favorite philosopher" as you remember.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You people ever heard of sedition?

I have their first 7", after the original drummer quit I lost interest

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you mean "even if" he has an AK?

If he's threatening you with it, it's absolutely ok.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

why no comment from anybody on Hanle y's link?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how one of the looters say he'd like to throw a grenade at the troops. News Flash: Criminals Don't Like Cops, Being Punished.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cops?"

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ya, i don't know.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Stuart, you do realize Iraq is not a part of the U.S., right? I just want to be clear about this: you do get why it's problematic to try and "own" the country?

The telling bit of Hanley's link is the backwards justification offered: "We asked some Iraqis on the street what to do!" Coalition forces, completely unprepared to create any genuine order and uncomfortable with any intervention beyond their own interests, take the easy way out and turn themselves into instruments of mob rule and vigilante justice.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Saddam, we need you back! Boo hoo!

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Stuart be nice or I'll send the same birthday card to you that I sent to Saddam:

Dear S.,

Eat a bag of dicks.

Best,

Me.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what Saddam's cops would've done to them.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear S.,

Eat a bag of dicks.

Best,

Me.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Like is it some sort of coincidence that out of Amnesty International's last 136 press releases/reports of abuses in Iraq, 65 of them have been released since early March?

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear STUART,

Eat a bag of dicks.

Best,

Me.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder what Saddam would have done to hstencil!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Did those Saddam Gay Porn rumors ever pan out?

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

link

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what the US Army would do to Crispus Attacks.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Coalition forces, completely unprepared to create any genuine order and uncomfortable with any intervention beyond their own interests, take the easy way out and turn themselves into instruments of mob rule and vigilante justice.

What was that you were saying about jumping to conclusions?

bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, did you coin "Eat a bag of dicks" or is that just GOD SPEAKING DIRECTLY THROUGH YOU

Christ that gives me the giggles

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Insha Allah, Darn1elle

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

What should the US Army have done to Crispus Attacks?

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(...had they been in the British Army's shoes.)

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That question makes no fucking sense. Crispus Attacks?! What the hell?

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Now you know how the rest of us feel, bag-of-dicks-eater.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, had the US existed in 1770, and had an army, and been in Boston... uh... they probably would've shot those imperialist fuckers.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

BNW, I'm not sure it takes any leaping: that article spells it out in their own words! It's clear that at this point the coalition is either unable to institute broad and rule-based order or doesn't find it advisable to do so: it's not happening, so the only options are that we either can't or don't want to make it happen. That article has the troops' direct admission that -- in the absence of any formal justice system to take these thieves to -- they came to an impromptu conviction and turned to the surrounding public for ideas on how to punish the men. How is saying any of that leaping to conclusions? How is taking public suggestions on how to punish people any different from serving as a semi-formal instrument of mob justice?

Stuart: you are going to be eating a lot more bags of dicks in the future if you don't, at some point, figure out that "yeah but Saddam was bad" isn't going to last you forever as an excuse. Would you defend the coalition if their plan were to brutalize the Iraqi public almost as much as Saddam but not quite, then turn around and say it's for the best? Why are you constantly claiming that years of suffering under Saddam's regime somehow lowers the standards for what Iraq deserves now, as opposed to raising it? And why do you chronically approach this whole thing like you're some sort of beleaguered middle-manager surrounded by awful whiners who -- God forbid! -- actually like to keep an eye out that certain principles don't get compromised?

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(Also, BNW: surely public-humiliation as a tool of justice is the cornerstone of serving as mob-proxy?)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I just think it's funny that after 30 years of brutal repression, now some thieves have to run around naked for a few minutes and all you people who were against the war to begin with and would have left Saddam in power are crying like this is a humanitarian disaster. Get a fucking grip.

If I was in Iraq right now I'd be chilling on Lake Tharthar, sipping lemonade and waiting for my oil check. A country of 24M people sells $20B in oil a year and they're up in arms hating on AMERICA because we don't like people stealing weapons or shooting at us from crowded protests. We're self-interested abandoners if we don't swarm in with instant stable government utopia, and we're imperialist invaders because we'd like to keep a steady hand on things and make sure they don't disintegrate AGAIN.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think living under Saddam's regime lowers the standards for what they deserve EVENTUALLY, but give it a couple months. Their chances of getting killed by US forces now are way lower than they ever were under the glorious orderly wonderland of Saddam and if they'd just chill out and settle down for a second so we can get THEIR power and water turned back on it'd be MUCH APPRECIATED.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

waiting for my oil check.

haha yeah, just like I get my cut of the US GDP. Dinner's on me!

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

stuart why do you think there are supporters of saddam on this board?

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

People who opposed the war did so knowing it would leave Saddam in power for the forseeable future.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

...if only because our "leaders" didn't and don't support letting the Iraqis rebel against him.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

How is taking public suggestions on how to punish people any different from serving as a semi-formal instrument of mob justice?

Removed from context, this kind of sounds democratic. There's no defending the act, but I reject some of your broader implications that somehow the U.S. presence is unable to control anything based on this single event. (Maybe I read too much into your post.)

bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure, Stuart, those annoying Iraqis are just fucking whiners about how we're handling our occupation of their country: they really should just "chill out," just like most occupied nations are happy to kick happily back and play everything by ear.

Your problem on this board, Stuart, is that you're so dead-set on defending the coalition against any possible criticism of its actions that you wind up stretching to justify anything and everything as ultimately excusable or for the best. And that's just stupid. Has it not occurred to you that people here might hold the coalition to slightly higher standards of justice and public administration than Saddam Hussein, and that if we don't every single one of your justifications for the entire intervention falls apart? Has it not occurred to you that no nation in the history of Earth has ever been completely comfortable with being ruled by a foreign army, and that Iraqi opinions on the U.S. are going to be based not on your commands for them to shut the fuck up but on their direct experiences with how the coalition's able to aid them? Has it not occurred to you that nobody's required to conceptualize the entire situation as "at least better than Saddam" -- that the bulk of Iraqis seem perfectly capable of being equally skeptical about Saddam and foreign occupation both?

Tell me this, Stuart: do you think it's at all possible for the coalition to fuck up on any level? I mean, are Jay Garner and Tommy Franks infallible godlike creatures, or are mistakes -- potentially big ones -- going to be made? You're so fucking keen on downplaying any possible criticism anyone levels against the coalition that I think you do your own principles more harm than good. You're the ultimate blind-eye-turner and excuse-maker, and what the hell does that accomplish, besides giving people wide latitude to do a bunch of shit that's going to make life worse for everyone involved?

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Stuart: you are going to be eating a lot more bags of dicks in the future

That's awesome


People who opposed the war did so knowing it would leave Saddam in power for the forseeable future

Uh, no. Unless by foreseeable you meant the very next day, which, in that case, you're right.

buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

PEOPLE OF THE US: "Here are the keys to the oldest civilization in the world! Try and stay under the speed limit!"

BUSH: "Thanks, dad! I'll be back in a few weeks!"

* Car passes around curve, enormous crash is heard *

PEOPLE OF THE US: "What the hell happened??"

BUSH: "Well it's totalled but I think all the gasoline is still inside!"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, Christ, Stuart, you seem to see the entire universe as offering only two options for thought: either you defend every decision coalition forces make or you support Saddam Hussein. This is the narrowest, blindest, and most self-serving framing of a complex issue that I have ever in my life had the vast misfortune to come across.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

AllahGod forbid that soldiers from the U.S. be held to a higher standard than the Republican Guard!

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If I was in Iraq right now I'd be chilling on Lake Tharthar, sipping lemonade and waiting for my oil check.

Dude, if you were in Iraq right now, you'd be wondering when your water and power are coming back on. You'd be wondering when your kids can go back to school, when your street will be even remotely safe to walk down, or if you'll have any worldly posessions a week from now.

This one's from me: eat a bag of dicks.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't been defending everything the coalition does, I've been defending reasonable summary of the situation on the ground from people attempting to blow every single incident completely out of proportion. Stop couching each and every "look what they're doing now" within a framework of "See, told you so, never should've gone in - it's a fucking disaster!" and then we'll see where things stand.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

But it IS a fucking disaster, Stuart, whether anyone told you so before hand or not.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Wake up and smell the reality of coffee!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

nabisco I think you overestimate our Stuart's attention span with those long-ass posts. It's hard enough trying to read and eat a bag of dicks at the same time without having to constantly scroll down. Jeez.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

correction: bags of dicks. plural.

buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"See, told you so, never should've gone in - it's a fucking disaster!"

Minus the "told you so," that's an exact summation of my feelings. Even though I did tell you so. Gloating is for the weak.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

well you gotta finish the first bag before you start in on the next one

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I love this shit. People have lived along the Tigris and Euphrates for thousands and thousands of years, and the current population specifically has been living under brutal repression for 3 decades, and, in addition, tremendous UN sanctions for the past 11 years. Some have been without water and power for a lot longer than Operation Iraqi Freedom's been going on. They put up with sandstorms every goddamn year. There are still nomadic tribes of Bedouins herding their goats from place to place in this country. But only a couple of weeks after the bombing stops, all of a sudden you people seem to think these tough-as-nails survive-beyond-all-odds motherfuckers should get indignant and start rioting because the Americans haven't made all the faucets work yet and the schools are still closed?

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, you're right Stuart, bullets are nothing to the civilians of mighty Iraq.*

*their weak-ass army is a different story, of course.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It's completely irrelevant whether they should. They are, and it's on our watch, and we're doing dick-all about it. Why do you intentionally miss this point?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Stu I actually may end up agreeing with you. This COULD turn out to be a good move. No one can know this yet, least of all us. I certainly think removing fascistic dictators from power is a good thing, and the US military was able to defeat the most heavily-defended city in the world with an unthinkable type of precision. I don't doubt it was bloodier and more evil than what we saw on TV but still, it was much more accurate than the indiscriminate bombing that was used in WWII and Vietnam. No apartment buildings were levelled. The actual military operation went extremely well. The stated aim (well, one of them)—to remove Saddam Hussein from power—is laudable.

My problem isn't with any of this, Stuart. It's because I know these guys, Bush and Cheney and Wolfowitz and the whole brain trust behind the invasion and the long-term geopolitical consequences of it. I've read their position papers, their strategy documents. I've seen how they handled the diplomacy leading to the invasion. I've seen the post-invasion state of things and Rumsfeld's lame-by-any-estimation justifications and jokiness about it. And it doesn't feel right. We're talking about the most volatile region in the world, with the most capital at stake, with institutions most foreign to our way of thinking. Let's pretend all they want is to remove a dictator and establish a democratic government in this snake-pit. The whole operation is an enormous roll of the dice for Bush. Everything has to go exactly right. Militarily, it did, relatively speaking. But from the evidence I wouldn't trust these guys to even pick me up at the airport.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I get an Amen?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

my catchphrase for the whole thing: "I don't trust these guys with this country, why should I trust them with another?"

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, Stuart, I was skeptical about this war for two basic reasons, neither of which was love for Saddam Hussein. The first was the fear -- which won't be assuaged for a decade at least -- that the long-term result of this war will be, on balance, a negative one: that in addition to a good bit of death and destruction, it will create a fractious and failing Iraq, or one in which a western-friendly elite exploits the public nearly as much as Hussein did; that it will stoke anti-American sentiment throughout the region, jeopardizing reformist regimes and encouraging terrorism; that it will, in the long term, not be worth it, either for Iraq or for us. Which leads to the second problem: my firm belief that the U.S. does not, simply by virtue of having a powerful military, have the divine right to decide whether the long-term results of this will or will not be positive ones.

Or, cross-post: what Tracer just said. This is not a simple job, and the people handling it are not people I trust to do it well!

What you completely fail to understand is that people's critical attention to this whole transitional process -- all of this watch-dogging for iffy abuses, unnecessary violence, and just general bad policy -- is a direct result of all of those long-term concerns: it's not some whiny effort to support anyone's anti-war stance, it's simply a way of paying attention to the fear people had from the beginning, which was that we were going to do a bad job of this. Of course these people are going to throw in a little "told you so," because they did: their point all along was that things aren't as simple as just invading and making everything magically okay -- their point was that it was going to be a giant task and that they had massive doubts about our ability to accomplish it effectively. You don't have to defend the coalition against those charges, and you don't have to defend the war itself: if anything, if you're as concerned as you pretend to be about the state of Iraq, you should pile on with us and push for the absolute best handling of this entire transition that's humanly possible.

Because in the long run, it's not going to be a matter of Iraqis saying "ahh, well, better than Saddam." Fine, you think it's worth it for everyone, but you're just some guy who knows fuck-all about Iraq beyond what he reads in Newsweek. A significant portion of Iraq's fate and Iraq's direction currently lie in the hands of the coalition and what we decide to do: that's fucking important, and if we don't do a good job with this, it stands to irreparably harm Iraq, irreparably harm opinions about the U.S., and come back to bite us on the ass, hard. What you need to do is stop making knee-jerk excuses, stop talking about "better than Saddam" and address the actual question, which is a simple one: are we doing a good job of this or not? And if someone can point to some element in which we're not doing a good job, don't run around trying to sweep it under the rug -- just admit that we should do better. Because we should.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

And besides, I can't resolve the right and wrong of this particular situation if I still have no idea what our broader intentions are.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Telling Stuart to eat a bag of dicks is totally different from me telling Hstencil to shut up! Either ignore him as a troll or argue with him, but try to keep the utter hypocrisy and childishness to a minimum. Oh, wait, I forgot that 'eat a bag of dicks' is funny.

I'm not really interested in defending US govt. policy at this point. It seems that Rummy and Dubya are quite satisfied with their poll ratings at this point and are more concerned with making sure future appointments and domestic legislation go their way than in ensuring that the Iraq expedition doesn't turn into a giant muddle. I have a lot of faith in Garner, but I worry about my colleagues on the ground in the 'secured' cities, especially in west and north Iraq. This situation is no more their idea or fault than it is yours or mine.

I don't understand where exactly I was supporting summary execution.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

My overall assessment of the situation is that things are going well but there are obviously kinks, as there will always be. It's important to take note of the kinks and investigate their circumstances but not to to the point of championing each obstacle as clear sign of the moral corruption of the entire undertaking. If someone thinks the entire undertaking is morally corrupt then they have no business bothering the rest of us about 2 thieves forced to run naked around the block.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, you telling hstencil to shut up is only different from hstencil & whoever else wants in telling Stuart to eat a bag of dicks insofar as 1) you want hstencil to shut up because you don't like what he's saying, but 2) you do not feel, based on Stuart's "reasoning," that Stuart should eat a bag of dicks.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Stuart no one was talking about "moral corruption". I'm not going to argue with you further about this unless you bother actually reading the things that people say to you. Over and out!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I've read every word on this thread. I'm not saying that's everyone here's position. I'm responding to Nitsuh's point that the mistakes need to be publicized and corrected or prevented. Yeah, I agree, I just think there are a lot of people who take part in these kinds of threads who profess the same position (I'm just pointing out how we're going wrong) but they don't give a shit about improving our performance in Iraq. They're just jumping at any opportunity to prop up their view that the whole undertaking is wrong and Bush is a Nazi and all that good stuff.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, you telling hstencil to shut up is only different from hstencil & whoever else wants in telling Stuart to eat a bag of dicks insofar as 1) you want hstencil to shut up because you don't like what he's saying, but 2) you do not feel, based on Stuart's "reasoning," that Stuart should eat a bag of dicks.

It's not generally a good idea to argue with someone based enitrely on assumptions you choose to make about their thinking. Just a pointer.

I was telling Hstencil to shut up based on the fact that at that time all he was doing was inserting random "amusing" one-liners and had nothing to say besides. I thought it was really irritating. If I told people to 'shut up' based on disagreeing with them then I'd have been doing that a bit more often, don't you think?

Since when does Stuart's reasoning have anything to do with this? You all decided that you didn't want to argue with him because his interpretation of the facts is different from yours, and instead of ignoring him at that point, you all just got pissy and told him to "eat a bag of dicks." Repeatedly. It's just a little juvenile, that's all I'm saying.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

They're just jumping at any opportunity to prop up their view that the whole undertaking is wrong and Bush is a Nazi and all that good stuff.

I think you're overly suspicious of our motives. Things are going wrong, okay? Can we all agree on that?

Now onto the stickier question -- what are we doing over there, anyway?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

As much as you try to downplay that one, Stuart, justice-by-public-nudity is something no one in the western world would dream of, and something the constitutional principles we're supposedly extending to Iraq aren't in the least considered to allow for. You can't call that a "kink" or an "obstacle" as if it's some unexpected rough patch that just popped up: that's people actively creating really really idiotic situations.

But anyway, big-picture: I don't understand what your conviction that we're doing a generally good job is based on -- it sounds like sheer optimism to me, or at best some sort of vague shruggy sense that things haven't gone worse. What I have seen is that we waited until a crisis developed to begin trying to maintain any sort of order, in the process allowing not only really damaging looting (coalition forces had even been warned of the dangers of letting the museums get ransacked) but also pointed looting to destroy incriminating government documents. I've seen that humanitarian aid workers have been continually frustrated in their attempts to provide supplies to the Iraqi people, and that the coalition's response to this has been weak at best. I've seen that Iraqis whose homes and families have been destroyed by bombing or shelling have turned to coalition troops for aid and have been turned away helpless. I've seen that our approach to subduing anti-American factions has been confused and violent, a fact that threatens to turn certain Iraqi cities into dangerous and antagonistic zones over a really long term. I've seen that we've had very little idea how to deal with the tensions that have arisen from Kurds reclaiming land Saddam forced them off of. Obviously things in a post-war leaderless nation aren't going to be fine and dandy, and it's not as if they were fine and dandy before, but none of those things give me much faith that we're up to the challenge of shepherding things along very efficiently. And it doesn't help anyone to throw our hands up and say it's a big and difficult task and we're trying our best, because we're the ones who made the decision to invade in the first place: deciding to overthrow the regime came with the responsibility for ensuring things improved afterward.

I don't think things look as positive as you think they do, Stuart. The real test, of course, will come as we attempt to set up a functioning transition government. But judging by the entire process so far, I'm very, very skeptical about how well that process will go.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, hstencil's one-liners ("Freedom is Slavery," for example) had "nothing to say" based on whose interpretation? They seemed like pithy if somewhat smarmy contributions to the thread to me. Wherefore your telling him to shut up leads me not to make assumptions about your thinking but to draw inferences. Accusing people of "assuming" when they actually have some data on which to base their assumptions is something of a red-herring generator I think

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If that's pithy to you, then I guess I was wrong about 'eat a bag of dicks' too

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no, no, "eat a bag of dicks" is timeless! it will be inscribed on a plaque in hstencil's memory for future generations to ponder!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

OK: "Freedom is slavery" refers to Orwell's 1984. Hstencil is saying that the government says one thing but appears by its behavior to mean quite another, to such a ridiculous point that it bears comparison to the nightmare totalitarian government in Orwell's book. That took me several words, but by quoting Orwell in a community where most will recognize the source, Hstencil is pithy: "forceful and brief; precisely meaningful" per my American Heritage Dictionary. So, actually, yeah, I'd say "eat a bag of dicks" is also quite pithy, come to think of it.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

'eat a bag of dicks'= classic
quoting Orwell = dud

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually Tracer you pointing that out makes me realize that despite my irritation with most of Hstencil's quips on this thread, a lot of them edited together makes for some funky lyrics:


Resistance is futile. You will assimilate.
Freedom is slavery.
It's the American way!

Tell that to Trent Lott,
after all, it's the only one we got!

Am I Momus?
PARTY! GIRLS GONE WILD! WOOH!
Insh'allah,
Eat a bag of dicks!

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course the song is called 'Eat a bag of (Momus?)'

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget I referenced the Borg too, J0hn!

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

'Eat a bag of (Momus?)'

Sounds filling.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

'It was like defending the Alamo' American NCO who was at the massacre in falluja, quoted on the radio. Something needs to be done about how US servicemen see their role in Iraq. That's got to come right from the top.

At this stage in the game its hardly even worth arguing with stuart. There seems to be nothing to back up his recycled demagoguery.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/tt/2003/tt030423.gif

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

recycled demagoguery

Now, hold on a second. Let's not drive Stuart away. He seems at least genuinely interested in this. Unlike, say, Gier.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, I'm trying not to be too serious about all this shit, but really. really. let's do just ten seconds' guided imagery. imagine that the war were going differently, and you'd just seen a picture of Iraqi soldiers forcing a couple of U.S. servicemen to walk naked through town at gunpoint. wouldn't you blood boil? mine would, and I'm a peacenik: it'd be a violation of their basic human right to dignity. no circumstances – war, their having committed some horrible crime (which nobody's accusing them of, by the say), nothing — gives anybody the right to humilate them like that. the rules of war do give people the right to kill each other, and while I'm not exactly fine with that, I can shut up about it because it's the way of the world. humiliating one's enemies isn't the way of the world. it's fucking chickenshit.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

And however much I hate this administration, I do love my country, and I hate it when the rest of the world is given cause to say: "Hey, during wartime your country acts real chickenshit."

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

There's nothing wrong with gier. He has bemusing ideas about music but at least he's dairly lucis and argues his point well. Bitter experience has taught me that debating with Stuart is about as constructive as debating with a potato,

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn - That's true and I agree. On the other hand, forest for the trees. I remain optimistic for the future in this situation.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Gier cannot be swayed. Stuart has at least taken the snark out of his opinion since this thread began. That's a step.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

John needs to join the Dixie Chicks, obv.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You're right about the forest Millar, this is an isolated incident (just a pretty depressing one); I assume the international outcry/peals of incredulous laughter would be quite loud if the entire country were naked

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The United States should get nude.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

But the UK shouldn't?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I just came from the Momus Naked thread and look what's happened. I quit the internet.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"In a bizarre and unprecedented maritime move today, the United States ordered all citizens of Iraq to disrobe and await further instructions."

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

phase two of Operation Girls Gone Wild

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

We're battling sexual repression overseas. But what are we doing about it at home?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

duh lil kim

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Lil Kim Jong Il -- and you know THAT would go down oh so well at the next round of talks.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

American forces in Iraq have got to come down off a war footing, they are no longer at war. They are not going to win hearts and minds by driving round in Humvees wearing full battle dress. They are going to have to take some risks. They will have to patrol on foot, without helmets, without, flak jackets, without sunglasses, just the mimimum ammount of kit needed. Of course they will have to carry weapons. But by trying to keep the peace on foot, in the least threatening way possible and trying to interact in a restrained, civilised and respectful way with the population they will start the process of winning mistrustful hearts and minds. Riding round like conquering barbarians is going to lead to more incidents like the falluja massacre.

All weapons bar the standard rifle should be put away now so there is no risk of machine guns being used on civilians, as at falluja. If soldiers get pinned down in difficult positions, they can call for back up.

This seems to be the only way to try and rebuild the damage that has been done recently. Its also been what British forces have been doing since day one in Basra, when the commander of the troops there basically told his soldiers, that they could do as they wished headgear wise, but he was going walkabout in his beret.

Now I accept that british forces are policing more anti-saddam areas, but this has not made them any more pro-coallition.

Restraint is what is required.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Unfortunately, they are still at war -- the US Government's public "HURRAH! IRAQ IS FREE! ofcoursetherearestillsomeminordifficultiescan'tmakeanomelettewithoutbreakingsomeeggsnowcanwebut HURRAH! IRAQ IS FREE AND THE PROTESTERS WERE WRONG!!!" makes the work of the US military nearly impossible.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

stuart is much better than usual on this thread, at least we are getting slightly more than "america good saddam bad whats the prob?" one liners now.

i actually think stuart could maybe a reasonably interesting guy, but that the problem is he is a reactionary in a possibly overly liberal environment, so doesnt reveal any of his own self as such but merely snipes, there is a lack of nuance/personality. but maybe that isnt because stuart lacks this, but that the envrionment here isnt conducive to him showing it? i think in possibly a more conservative environment, or at least one with more right wingers in it, that stuart might be a bit less blanket america eulogiser, and display more filled out and nuanced opinion, with differing viewpoints dependant on different situations/contexts. so, perhaps the "eat a dick" stuff isnt conducive to this?

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't understand where exactly I was supporting summary execution.

I was twisting your argument somewhat. I read that US troops shot demonstrators who were celebrating Saddam's birthday, offering not entirely convinving arguments about acting in self-defence (having Northern Ireland on your doorstep makes you somewhat sceptical about armies who fire live rounds into demonstrators "in self defense"). You said that people who celebrate Saddam's birthday deserve everything they get.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

My thoughts: it's fair and necessary to be critical of the occupation because the task the U.S. has taken upon itself is going to require some incredibly difficult and delicate manuevering. I don't however believe that the criticism is completely removed from partisan politics. That only happens in the Aaron Sorkin dreamworld. I also don't think it's right to minimize the removal of a brutal dictatorship as a huge positive. Finally, I think dissing someone for "reading Newsweek" either smacks of smugness or Stuart has made an ass of himself on threads I haven't read which maybe justifies Nab's lash out, but more importantly is completely off base based on Fareed Zakaria alone.

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

B, that line had nothing to do with Newsweek in particular and more to do with the fact that neither Stuart nor I are in Iraq, and as such can't exactly go around saying "yeah, on balance, this is working out great." Nation, New York Times, CNN: the point is that Stuart is not exactly in a position to tell Iraqis whether they are or are not obligated to love the coalition.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

none of us are tho (there that is)

dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

but i'll admit that i am pointing out the mistakes of the u.s. forces from a told you so kinda standpoint. so what.

it's like, lets face it – the u.s. ignored world wide opinion, went in anyways - so don't fuck up. i know that it is a crazy situation they're in and it's hard to do everything perfectly. but i have no sympathy for that.

dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(I know, Dyson, hence "neither Stuart nor I." Casual reassurance that, on balance, Stuart thinks things are going okay isn't very helpful when plenty of folks who are actually there seem to be detecting some problems.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)


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