Picture thread - Film posters that scream "I AM A DUD!"

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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783230370.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302722659.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.petting-zoo.org/Downloads/TestamentPoster.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, anything with David Carradine gets a pass.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/33/56/30m.jpg

Did you even try?

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"godDAM yew people. It's Richard Dreyfuss!"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007CVYR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg and http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302874874.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Space-racist!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna say, don't dis Leonard Part 6 cuz you'll really piss jess off.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

but i liked the second the half of Another Stakeout! when i didn't know the full extent of rosie o'donnell's wickedness and was 13!

― vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.edgeentertainment.sk.ca/Images/SummerOf%20The%20Monkeys.jpg

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Paltrow's, um, profile in that poster is enuf for me to want to see it.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcel Post! A munki movie - Oh! I MUST see that!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

which reminds me...

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CSXT.02.LZZZZZZZ.gif

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

but gwynneth is a minger.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

please explain your slang, limey.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never seen it myself but for a long time I was obsessed with intoning the title in a mysterioso Eastern European spy accent: "Sssumm-err ov de Mun-kisss."

Try it, you might enjoy it as well.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(dunston checks in has been used as visuals for dj events I've done some many times)

Minger is a general purpose jock/geordie term for someone who you don't find attractive.

It can be also used as a verb. As in

Gynneth Paltrow mings so mercilessely its a wonder she does get attacke by a winged Brian Blessed with a Queen soundtrack.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

She's hottt U R Gay.
(actually, I'm ambivalent towards here but check out the curves)

/ass man

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm annoyed I can't find the original promo poster for the Billy Crystal/Alan King smarmfest Memories of Me, but it was just horrid -- Crystal and Jo Beth Williams framing King, who is wearing a ridiculous lobster costume. All three are smiling at the camera and King has outstretched arms -- or rather, claws.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.spielberg-dreamworks.com/legendofbaggervance/graphics/Main.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That forced quizzical look on Estevez's face in the very first pic is often seen, and is a pretty infallible (yeah, cue counter-examples) indicator of thorough dudness.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://dvdmg.com/whatdreamsmaycome.jpg
http://kak.net/filmer/j/joesomebody/joesomebody-s.jpg

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/eyeswide.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I the proper cinema poster of that.

but not of this:

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/662_poster_thumb.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.films.qc.ca/affiches/qc/stardom1.jpg

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/140/039_AMERICAN_PSYCHO_2.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

See, the problem is that, yes Mila Kunis is hotter than Christian Bale (from a het. male pov). But at the same time, the movie didn't feature her flexing in a mirror while getting/fuckking. Now that I've said that I don't know why I did.

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Dunston Checks In actually screams "SEE ME JONES!! I AM YOUR FUTURE FAVORITE FILM"

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Just wait for the DVD cut, Jimmy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim Allen's name alone is sufficient to suggest duddom, even without the feeble poster.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That Wonder Boys poster is terrible!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos57/img/christian/battlefield-earth.jpg
http://www.y2krunch.com/tankgirl/images/peepshow/gof/ld_cov1.jpg

Some, um, interesting pics come up when you google 'tank girl'

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh! Forgot to resize that. Sorry!

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. Alternative Soundtrack.

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

[I used my super-duper admin powers to fix the broken image.]

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/posterspun2.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jody, that "x" film looks great! Russian, is it?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll see that Eyes Wide Shut and raise a

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/meteor_3d/AfficheFilm/Film_fevrier/Vanilla%20Sky.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(admittedly mostly because of the title)

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(and the fact that it sucked shit)

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

also:

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0211/06/ddpostth.jpg

and

http://www.empiremovies.com/images/posters/theaffairofthenecklace.jpg

and (this could stand on its copy alone)

http://www.movieheadlines.net/ai/pics/ai-poster.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That middle one has a crap title.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the sequel to

http://www.stairwell.com/doc/images/empirerecords.jpg

naturally.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

polish poster versions of american movies

Perhaps Poland can redeem some of these.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

god those are great!

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Polish movie posters really are the greatest.

I love that this is a poster for The Witches of Eastwick:

http://www.poster.com.pl/erol/czarownice.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god SPACEBALLS:

http://www.poster.com.pl/inni/spaceballs.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

We should start an ILF thread on Polish poster art. It's slav-rific!

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.allposters.com/images/144/divine-secrets-of-the-ya-ya.jpg

poor rockford

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theblumgroup.net/JSbluebird.jpg

(shudders)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd just like to say that this film is literally one of my FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME!......but the poster is crap!

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/48019.1020.A.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 1 May 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302761336.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

This really ought to have been the worldwide version of the poster for Tootsie:

http://www.poster.com.pl/walkuski/tootsie.jpg

This one is for Rosemary's Baby. I have no idea what the hell is going on here.

http://www.poster.com.pl/walkuski/rosemary.jpg

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

This was the worst movie I have seen. Ever.
http://image.allmusic.com/00/adg/cov150/DRT100/T102/t10213p6jc1.jpg

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

haha After Hours: A Martin Scorsese Picture.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

SUMMER OF MONKEYS was filmed in and around my home town!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imagedeposit.com/Ad_images/Imagedeposit_dot_com_Big_ID_1233__sn.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

inevitable.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

but hardly dud!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

its not my best work....but its pretty hard to do.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

SUMMER OF MONKEYS was filmed in and around my home town!

No surprise there, Horace! ;)

Is this where you tell us again that you have a small part in an Andy Garcia film that no-one's seen? I think you're referring to the Mamet-scripted LAKEBOAT:

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.newenglandfilm.com/news/archives/01august/images/sm-lakeboat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.newenglandfilm.com/news/archives/01august/woodshole.htm&h=229&w=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlakeboat%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.newenglandfilm.com/news/archives/01august/images/sm-lakeboat.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IQW7.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan looks so happy to have a flock of me at his command.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

But yes, its hardly a dud. It would probably make millions from ILXors alone.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

koff*danadu*koff

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 1 May 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

If someone could find me a better pic of dan it would be easier.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 1 May 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imagedeposit.com/Ad_images/Imagedeposit_dot_com_Big_ID_1233__danadu.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sillygirl.com/images/sillywords/mts/LeonardPart6.jpg

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/12/133512.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

See Alex in NYC, Poland can help you with After Hours:

http://www.poster.com.pl/pagowski/po-godzinach.jpg

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Nordic...

This is the Andy Garcie movie I'm in. It was filmed as Sins of the Father
http://www.cinestudio.it/_uscite_01_02/_loc7/theunsaidloc.jpg

As far as I can tell, it was only ever released theatrically in Italy.
I'm in 2 of the university scenes.

1) Garcia is giving a lecture. Sharp viewers will notice me in all parts of the hall. Since they shuffled us around for each take.

2) Garcia and Teri Polo leave the university. I walk behind him as he leaves the building, and then cross right in front of him (so close that I shoulder-checked during one take). I should be visible. I'm wearing a green canvas jacket. It was supposed to be late fall in Kansas or Kentucky, but was really scorching hot August in Saskatchewan. So I'm probably glistening. That was a fun two days. I made $200 or something, and basically sat around and ate sandwichs.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Movies, nor movie posters, just don't get any dudlier than this:

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive03/posters/kangaroojack.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Movies, nor movie posters, just don't get any dudlier than this:

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive03/posters/kangaroojack.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh FACK!!! [some HTML wizard please destroy one of those please]

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The tag line alone is pretty shit. I can think of about 10 things wrong with it.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

no they must both remain. KJ is that much of a dud that it deserves double the whatever it is we're doing to duds here.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.movieposters.com/images/Assorted_80s/4-5.jpg

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That kangaroo jack tagline is my new obsession.
http://mmwhse.com/trumpet.jpg
http://www.afternoontea.com/moviebogus.gif
And two, both horrifying, for EXIT TO EDEN:
http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/gbq01495.jpg http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/us103016.jpg

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

they banned that movie in Saskatchewan. Where I live.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think any recent film that has had a poster involving two famous actors, each facing the viewer, with each face cut off by half due to poster size and design, has been a bad movie.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

notable exception:
http://www.vcdgallery.com/movie_images/faceoff.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

^hated it

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

kangaroo jack is a motherfucker, I know because I have seen this movie. I also saw the trumpeter swan or whatever it was called, this was sad and shitty.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Any poster with an animal's face twisted into some humanoid emotion = THIS IS A DUD

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

some humanoid emotion

Are you an alien, Nordicskillz?

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 2 May 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pesci.tierranet.com/joepesci/films/gonefishin/gonefishin2.jpg http://www.paletteandprint.net/3685fishin.JPG

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 2 May 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304048017.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

Whoopi Goldberg joins a genetically altered Tyrannosaurus Rex to fight crime. What more can you ask?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 2 May 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you an alien, Nordicskillz?

I'll be a legal alien from June!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how almost every word on the cover is a superlative. Overselling an inferior product is an invitation to suicide.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302213134.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Theodore Rex! Three pairs of All-Stars!

― jonas lefrel (jonas lefrel), Saturday, 3 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoopi Goldberg joins a genetically altered Tyrannosaurus Rex to fight crime. What more can you ask?

Damn you ilX! This is the best question I have ever been asked on here! (and i have no answer)

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 3 May 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive02/posters/natlampvanwilder.jpg

Or for the Brits:

http://www.realgoodmovies.com/stills/van_wilder_poster.jpg

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.filmposter-archiv.de/p_jpue/2004/traumschiff_surprise.jpg

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a solid gold dick and balls? Why?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!! What in the...um, translate the URL and tagline, please?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin - yes; because it looks like the USS Enterprise.

Ned - URL: "Bully's Love Boat Surprise Period 1"; tagline: "Quit cradling your balls!"

Go figure.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 May 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/s/spot.jpg

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Saturday, 3 May 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't begin to imagine the meeting where "The smart one isn't wearing any pants" was approved as the tagline for this movie. (Not that we can see if the man has pants or not anyway.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that David Arquette in a cage? Holy cow.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 3 May 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf200/f231/f23120wbhar.jpg

― woeg, Saturday, 3 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it just me, or does that not look much like a film poster?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Looks more like a hot chick poster to me.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 4 May 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for reminding me of Leonard 6, I've been trying to
remember the name of that for some time now.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Sunday, 4 May 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't ever, ever see See Spot Run. Never do it!

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 5 May 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/51/110851_thumb.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 November 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

haha van wilder is subtitled Party Liaison in the uk?!!

― jones (actual), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 May 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/posters/stoned.jpg

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

ihttp://www.filecloud.com/img/sized/00/00/21/00002117.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/w/weddingcrashersthe.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/sisterhood_of_the_traveling_pants.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/929/screwed6jl.jpg

― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

http://thewholetenyards.warnerbros.com/

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

There cannot have ever been a less enticing movie poster:

ihttp://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/fat_albert.jpg

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Hey hey hey?

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2428765.jpg

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

haha, i opened this with the intention of posting the whole ten yards poster!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.segginger.net/SandraWeb/Forces_of_Nature/san-fo01.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKXX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I honestly can't decide if this poster is great or horrible.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

Anything with a huge picture of David Arquette's face is, by definition, horrible.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

I like Eyes Wide Shut's poster. There are some other duds that have relatively attractive posters. Like:

http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/heavens_gate.jpg

or:

http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/ishtar_ver1.jpg http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/ishtar_ver2.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't really get this poster (the movie's really good):

http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/housekeeping.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10211000/10211556.jpg

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.yee.ch/~movies/H/holyman/kelly_preston_nude.jpg

Holy Man Indeed! Right-click properties and have a look what this jpeg is called. What. The. Fuckaroobius.

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1988/posters/illegally_yours.jpg

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Burt Reynolds on a poster screams dud to me:

http://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/best_friends.jpg

http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/sharkys_machine_ver2.jpg

http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/paternity.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

POST MORE BROKEN FUCKING IMAGES YOU FUCKING MORONS

YOU ARE ALL TOOLS

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Oops. Sorry I forgot about impawards fuckwad hotlink-tagging.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Moderator delete them all.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

That site screams "I AM A DUD."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

http://popi73.hihome.com/popi/runaway.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/beat-street/reviews/pix/arewethereyetposter.jpg

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JN4F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKVT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

i worked at a movie theater when this came out. i have never seen as messy an auditorium as i have after this movie let out.

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

Wait a minute. James Coburn?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

YES

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Our Man Flynt is in Snow Dogs

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Is it me or do Emilio Estevez and Rosie O'Donnell seem to have traded bodies?

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

worked at a movie theater when this came out. i have never seen as messy an auditorium as i have after this movie let out.

You shouldn't have let all those huskies in.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

RACIST

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I mean WEIGHTIST

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

http://movies.apple.com/moviesxml/s/magnolia/posters/theworldsfastestindian_l200511171433.jpg

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

hahahahaha "based on one hell of a true story"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_g/ghost_ship.jpg

― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

and yet, the first five minutes of ghost ship are fucking brilliant.

also:

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Run%20Ronnie%20Run!.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/just_friends.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009F43W2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000VV5BM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Mugged Outside the Jabberjaw, 1993 (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

xpost

"Solidly maintains laughs" !

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

GETTY OR NOT HERE I COME

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.numetro.co.za/feature_content/images/MONSTER-IN-LAW%20A1+%20POSTER.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

http://avclub.com/content/files/images/ctotd_color.article.jpg

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

arghh that looks like a total shit-fest.

― sugarpants: sadness is for poor people! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

See, that last one should be redeemed by having Toni Collette in it, yet this is totally cancelled out by having "the writer and star of My Big Fat Greek Wedding" as the main selling point.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

for me, it's the two women shown. "Look how wild & zany this movie is!"

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009F43W2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Who authorized that????????????

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

judging from a radio ad i just heard, advertising your tv movie featuring a rustic Dr Quinn romance thing with the tagline:

"and directed by Michael Landon Jr"

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/What_Happens_in_Vegas/what_happens_in_vegas_movie_poster.jpg

― admrl, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

why is he bent double?

― banriquit, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

why is he pointing at her

― max, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

"me and her, in a movie! You know it makes sense!"

― admrl, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

Is that movie called what happens in VEGAS or Get Lucky, the poster doesn't really care if I know, does it?

― I know, right?, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not sure if it's meant to be an obscene gesture.

― banriquit, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

"hey, you, walking by--I FUCKED THIS CHICK"

― max, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

I wouldn't have even considered that it might be called Get Lucky.

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

lol xp

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1997/posters/air_bud.jpg

― lou, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://jackasscritics.com/images/movies/stuck_on_you_01.jpg

― lou, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

i love that poster for impawards

― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

sparse yet telling

― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

why is he bent double?

He's trying to hide his funsize Mars Bar.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

impawards!

― admrl, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.diversityworking.com/generalDiversity/pride_poster.jpg

― admrl, Friday, 6 June 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Cameron & Ashton"

― admrl, Friday, 6 June 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

I was gonna post the poster for "Theodore Rex", but then I saw I'd already done that in 2003. Seriously though, is there any other mainstream movie with a more ridiculous premise? I kinda want to see that flick, actually.

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 07:51 (seventeen years ago)

Bernie Mac looks awesome.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Picking_up_the_pieces.jpg

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 08:18 (seventeen years ago)

I've never heard of that movie, what an odd cast!

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:06 (seventeen years ago)

Cheech's career has blossomed but what happened to poor old Chong?

― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:12 (seventeen years ago)

Wasn't he a regular in "That 70's Show"?

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:16 (seventeen years ago)

Poor, poor Chong.

― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, apparently the dude's hit 70(!) this year, so maybe he's just retired?

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

Pride: gay high diving movie?

― Neil S, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

i remember Chong making an appearance in that Nash Bridges cop show, also with Cheech.

― Ste, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:50 (seventeen years ago)

but that was a while ago, the last time i saw him

― Ste, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/2008/posters/mad_money.jpg

― Hurting 2, Friday, 6 June 2008 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, we know it's a classic.

― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 12:15 (seventeen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

A piece about a creator of many of these.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/sep/14/the-michelangelo-of-the-movie-poster-renato-casaro-picks-his-best-film-art

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 15:48 (three years ago)

haha Dunston Checks In actually screams "SEE ME JONES!! I AM YOUR FUTURE FAVORITE FILM"
― jones (actual), Wednesday, April 30, 2003 4:28 PM (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

― sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 16:13 (three years ago)

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