Har Har I'm Gonna Talk About How Much I Love Meat That'll Teach These Vegetarians!

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Gawrsh they sure are a stupid lot aren't they? What's wrong with them, don't they know that meat is real tasty and life's too short to always be such party-poopers? I know animals'd eat us if they had the chance, har har har! Why this one time I heard a cat ate the corpse of its owner when it was starving to death! Yessir I sure do hate me some vegetarians! How dare they!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 4 May 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

C'mon bro get with the sweetest meat.

vaginatarian (nickalicious), Sunday, 4 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

It just dawned on me that I should've posted my last post in this thread instead of the other one.

Andy K (Andy K), Sunday, 4 May 2003 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

It's almost as funny as talking about being "lysdexic"! (that one always kills me)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 May 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

what is this thread about?

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick Cage!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

When I started eating meat again, my grammar went down the toilet.

kirsten (kirsten), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/images/2001_02/main_images/06/pittman_01_250.jpg

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

is this about stupid meat-eaters?

you should grow some tolerance, john !

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

the reason why people do this is the same reason that i immediately did anything that my sister found to be annoying over and over and over. its fun to bother people.

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm going to start a thread and pretend like I'm gonna tell all these people that smoke that smoking will kill them, even though I smoke, because it bothers me a little bit*.

*it bothers me zero.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Millar, why are you posting a picture of the Longhorns up there?

Nickalicious rules.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Sam, here you go.

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 4 May 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

ok, I think. I'm still not sure why he picked my alma mater. Maybe I'm missing the joke.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 May 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the same John who told us meat-eaters that we were dumb for geting defensive/facetious/bitchy? Shame.

Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 4 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'll take 'Beating A Dying Horse Until It Rears Up And Chews Off Your Nuts In Front Of Shocked Nuns' for $400, Alex."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 4 May 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

well I typed 'defensive lineman' into Google Images and picked the most barbaric looking thing I could find. The Longhorn obv eats baby deer that he kills himself using a slingshot, while the Ragin' Cajun probably thinks butter and cheese are cruel, or something. Or maybe somewhere in my mind a bovine mascot seemed appropriate somehow.

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 4 May 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.texastwirler.com/bevo.gif

bevo eats baton twirlers.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Chicks on speed will save us all!

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 4 May 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, I think Uga looks like a yogurt fiend

http://www.ps.uga.edu/images/uga/ugavi.jpg

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 4 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Har Har I'm Gonna Talk About How Much I Love Meat That'll Teach These Vegetarians!

you mean like this thread ---> MEAT!!! -- started by yours truly?

seriously -- there's a difference between explaining why engages in a certain behavior (which you do in yer posts re vegetarianism, John) and sloganeering spam about the same behavior (i.e., the "support a meat-free world" guy).

as fer me, i have no real ethical reason for or against meat-eating -- i eat meat because it tastes nice, and tend not to think of it otherwise. which means that i could theoretically be persuaded to vegetarianism, though if i do go that way it would probably be more for culinary reasons than ethical ones. and as it is, i do avoid some kinds of meat -- like pork -- but for health reasons (and a phobia, because i once saw a tv documentary of some guy who ate bad pork and they ended up pulling a really long worm outta his intestine because of his eating the rancid pork!)

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 4 May 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

n.b.: i don't hate vegetarians or vegans. hey, if that's what you wanna do then great. i think that some of their thoughts on the subject are a little utopian -- i.e., society at large isn't gonna give up eating burgers and ribs; nor are we going to totally eliminate slaughterhouses (which, it seems to me, goes more towards industrialization than anything else) though admittedly they could be better regulated (for health and sanitary reasons, if nothing else). and i do tend to agree with their points re animal testing -- though that's another subject apart from meat-eating.

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 4 May 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought this was going to be a calum thread!

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 4 May 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

J0hn, I love you, but you crack me up. Why so defensive?

Ryan upthread is OTM, you actually make me want to tease you like yr my little sister or something. My gawd.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 4 May 2003 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I wub the Meatls.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 4 May 2003 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

"i don't hate vegetarians or vegans. hey, if that's what you wanna do then great."

well, i hate them. who gave them the right not to eat dead animals? bastards!

"i think that some of their thoughts on the subject are a little utopian..."

yeah, heh-heh, reminds me of those crazy-ass people who wanted to give (snicker) women the right to vote...or the bleeding hearts who wanted to abolish slavery...when are people ever going to learn that it's impossible to change the way things are?

"...i.e., society at large isn't gonna give up eating burgers and ribs;"

no, society at large (codetalk for obese persons?) won't...only people who are tired of getting bypass surgery, like dick cheney. 'I'LL GIVE UP MY BABY BACK RIBS WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!' (slogan of n.m.a., the national meateaters' association lobbying group)

anyhow, vegetarianism/veganism was a passing fad. each year there are fewer and fewer of them. heck, you can't even find tofu or soymilk in health food stores anymore.

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Monday, 5 May 2003 09:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"i do tend to agree with their points re animal testing -- though that's another subject apart from meat-eating."

Not really.

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 5 May 2003 10:04 (twenty-three years ago)

wassamatta with you Andrew and Dallas, have you no sense of humor? don't you know these meat-lovin' people are just reacting to the gigantic, inescapable vegan matrix that makes it so feckin' difficult to find meat practically anywhere nowadays? I can hardly turn on the evening news without vegans breathing down my neck! factory farming this, Upton Sinclair that, it's like meat lovers are a disenfranchised minority! well nuts to that! we gotta fight back!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kobe-beef.com/

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:02 (twenty-three years ago)

It's comments by asshats such as Dallas Yertle that make the vegetarian/vegan cause seem completely obnoxious. Most of the vegetarians I have met in real life are lovely people, but his judgemental and ignorant attitude does not do the cause any favors.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah but Nicole if I take offense at somebody's comment and say "it's comments by asshats such as [insert name] that make the carnivore/meateating cause seem completely obnoxious," then I'm an "extremist," aren't I?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

No. Not at all.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

This misconception is causing you to overreact and come across ina very foolish manner, J0hn.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Dan, I hardly think starting one thread to react to some "Meat is delicious!" threads that strike plenty of (humorless! po-faced!) people as insensitive is an overreaction. Three threads, maybe. Oh wait, that wouldn't be me.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's comments by asshats such as Dallas Yertle that make the vegetarian/vegan cause seem completely obnoxious. Most of the vegetarians I have met in real life are lovely people, but his judgemental and ignorant attitude does not do the cause any favors."

aaarghh....nicole, please tell me what exactly in my post made me out to have a 'judgemental and ignorant attitude'... ('ignorant attitude', what does that even mean?)

also, maybe you find my posts obnoxious, fine, but this is at least the third time that you have personally insulted me/made some nasty comment directed specifically to me, when i have never, ever attacked you or anyone else personally in this forum. what is the deal?

for the record, i've met veg people in real life who were very lovely and also some who were total assholes. same with meateaters. making ad hominem attacks/judgements has nothing to do with the issue at hand...

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no! Don't eat the Veggie Tales!
http://www.samsclub.org/images/veg.jpg

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

So what happened this weekend? Everyone got all nasty? (Though I admit I probably gross people out sometimes with my photos of vegetables)...

Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 5 May 2003 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

. making ad hominem attacks/judgements has nothing to do with the issue at hand...

Which is exactly what you did. Re-read your original post.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 5 May 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

grow up, Yertle. and Nicole has you pegged.

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 5 May 2003 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

i re-read his original post & i don't know what you mean either, can you run it down for me?

duane (lucylurex), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Equating eating meat with racism and sexism does not help one's point or induce others to take said point seriously. In fact, you might get called an asshat.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a werewolf, howl.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I strongly prefer white meat. Does that make me a racist?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So what happened this weekend? Everyone got all nasty?
Too much red meat. Everyone is constipated and consequently surly.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

So, listen, I used to be a vegetarian. For like the longest time. Then all of a sudden, last year, I became a raving meat eater. I cannot get enough hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken wings, etc. It's like a nonstop junkmeat fest at my house. Would anyone care to analyse this behavior? Keep in mind I am vaguely allergic to proteins in beef and all these hamburgers make me violently ill.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

didn't PETA not all that long ago equate the meat industry with the Holocaust? even as nasty as slaughterhouses are, i don't think that equating them with Auschwitz (and, by extension, equating meat-eating with Nazism) is going to win many converts to the vegan cause.

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Equating eating meat with racism and sexism does not help one's point or induce others to take said point seriously. In fact, you might get called an asshat.

Dan, it's not just howling extremists who find parallels between the three isms you cite.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

My sister has gone, almost overnight, from non-red-meat-eating to vegetarian to vegan. She used to hate PETA, too. I'm a veg and we used to chuckle together over PETA's extremism and dishonesty. Now, it seems, she is falling under the spell of PETA. To me, they display some of the trappings of a cult - lots of exaggerated rhetoric, lots of subordination of all other issues to their own. Frankly, it makes me want to eat chicken out of spite. Only reason I don't is because after all these years of not eating it, I think it's gross.

Kerry (dymaxia), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

You're right, John, but I happen to agree with Dan on that point -- and your answer is the type of thing that can grate, unfortunately. Consolidated and Bikini Kill were the type of folks who could translate that into lyrics which just ended up pissing people off...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Houellebecq:
Every week, however, his heart in his mouth, he watched The Animal Kingdom. Graceful animals like gazelles and antelopes spent their days in abject terror while lions and panthers lived out their lives in listless imbecility punctuated by explosive bursts of cruelty. They slaughtered weaker animals, dismembered and devoured the sick and the old before falling back into a brutish sleep where the only activity was that of the parasites feeding on them from within. Some of these parasites were hosts to smaller parasites, which in turn were a breeding ground fir viruses. Snakes moved among the trees, their fangs bared, ready to strike at bird or mammal, only to be ripped apart by hawks. The pompous, half-witted voice of Claude Darget, filled with awe and unjustifiable admiration, narrated these atrocities. Michel trembled with indignation. But as he watched, the unshakable conviction grew that nature, taken as a whole, was a repulsive cesspit. All in all, nature deserved to be wiped out in a holocaust--and man's mission on earth was probably to do just that.

I just thought that was amusing, carry on.

ryan (ryan), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

There's this guy dressed up in a pig costume who dances outside the barbeque place near my work almost every afternoon. Oddly, he works for the place. Seeing a dancing pig makes you want to eat a sandwhich? (Please note, he doesn't wear this mask, which I found on google, his is much cuter).
http://www.thecostumer.com/upload/pig_mask.jpg

Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I have mixed feelings about PETA. I think a lot of their stunts and rhetoric are pretty cool in a "oh my god, I can't believe they're saying/doing that and getting away with it" kind of way, but I realize that about half the time they're doing more harm than good. But the punk rock 13-year-old inside of me is just happy that they're pissing people off. It's immature but satisfying.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

But the punk rock 13-year-old inside of me is just happy that they're pissing people off. It's immature but satisfying.

Ha Nick finds the hidden connecting thread between PETA and the people who post "meat is delicious" threads!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

That thread was hidden?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

It's immature but satisfying.

No, it's just immature.

it's not just howling extremists who find parallels between the three isms you cite.

OMG. Suddenly I'm 16 again, listening to Consolidated and thinking righteous thoughts. Meat is a tool for patriarchal domination!

Ok, sure. Maybe it is. But more than most other things? If racism and sexism is your angle, meat is pretty light in that shit.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned we've had this discussion before w/r/t civil rights - you're a gradual-change-through-channels person, I am unconvinced of the efficacy of said channels. Note that Upton Sinclair's The Jungle (to use a fairly close parallel) didn't make a few friendly suggestions, nor worry overly about whether its tone was too strident.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Gee, Kenan, you're right, turns out I wasn't satisfied after all. Thanks for clearing that up.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

i would like to see the stereotypical PETA person (who, i imagine, is some pasty white boy with dreads and a greasy Che t-shirt -- WE ALL KNOW THE TYPE!) walk into a chicken-and-rib joint in, say, North Philly or East New York and start spouting the "meat eating is racism!" line. then again, i'm a connossieur of sick humor and watching the consequences of stupid people acting true to form.

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Note that Upton Sinclair's The Jungle (to use a fairly close parallel) didn't make a few friendly suggestions, nor worry overly about whether its tone was too strident.

Note also that The Jungle was a piece of racist garbage and therefore completely dismissable in my view.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I only mean the satisfaction you get from stupid PETA stunts is probably a function of immaturity. Kind of a "hee hee! Let's break things!" thrill. Satisfying, I guess, but hardly righteous.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Bad example to use here, though, John -- Dan has made it utterly clear about how he feels The Jungle is in fact crippled by its overt racism (as indeed he's just said). I haven't read the book itself but it strikes me that if he's right then that's as good an example as any of the implicit fallacy of tying together though three issues too concretely -- there are plenty of counterexamples all around us, then and now. OC has plenty of the same just as it stands, I figure...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

my scenario should be subtitled: Zack de la Rocha/Ian Mckaye Meets Fifty-Cent/Beanie Sigel and discovers that on at least some things their world views are quite radically different ...

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

completely dismissable in my view

=it had no effect whatsoever? (!)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

John, if you want to take the example at face value without any extra baggage, laws still had to be created, enforcement procedures set up, budgets set aside, etc. for the outrage caused by The Jungle to be turned into something constructive w/r/t food and drugs. That's still an example of change-through-channels, however spurred on through outside pressure.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't give a fuck what effect it had; it was such a racist pile of shit that whatever good it did in galvanizing workers to unionize is completely wiped out by its reinforcement of stereotypes about my ancestors.

I fully admit that this is a prejudiced opinion.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Tad, what exactly is your point? That gangstas are smarter than vegetarians? That someone else's view is validated simply by virtue of being different?

Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah but Ned we came to this conclusion before: the outside pressure was needed to spur the channels. Without it, no change.

I think Tad's point is that for people who have experienced racism, the notion that their suffering at the hands of racists is somehow comparable to the plight of food animals would be insulting, and that they would kick the asses of the vegetarian who began a conversation with that point. I think his larger point is "human suffering is more important than animal suffering."

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a vegetarian, but hell, I grew up in Greeley, Colorado - home of MONFORT, aka one of the largest beef suppliers in the USA. Driving by one of these every day and smelling burning blood is enough to make you swear off T-bones for life:

http://cfpub.epa.gov/npdes/images/beef_feedlot.jpg

Mandee, Monday, 5 May 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, to avoid rehashing the same point entirely, John (I hope -- I can't recall the specifics of the past discussion), I think we're agreed that in some sort of representive democracy or democratic republic that outside pressure is something to be welcomed if there is any hope of influencing the governmental structure from inertia. I'm also thinking that an argument that assumes a greater complexity and doesn't treat those it is trying to convince as being stupid or wrong for either not thinking that way or not having been as -- forgive me the use of the term here, but I think it applies -- enlightened as those arguing for it is the best way to go. The racism=sexism=meat-eating argument too easily leads into that in many cases, I've found, which is a severe pity because of the many stupid arguments in favor of racism etc. -- but also because, and Dan describes an example that is not solitary, being 'good' on one front doesn't mean you are automatically 'good' on the others.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Human suffering *is* more important than animal suffering. We suffer individually; the greater opportunities we have as humans means we miss out on more if we are crippled. We have a social and emotional society within which the suffering of an individual matters a huge amount, albeit mostly on a microcosmic level. Few animals have the capacity to "suffer" in the way we do.

Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah Mark that's the crux of the argument. I disagree with you. Suffering is suffering regardless of the sufferer's capacity for describing same; I have a relatively high I.Q., or did before I started hittin' the sauce, but when I stub my toe (or get hung from a meat-hook) my suffering is not greater than that of a person with an average I.Q., or than that of a person with a very low I.Q. Nor, in my opinion, is my suffering greater or more important than the suffering of other creatures. Now, naturally one can call to mind all sorts of ridiculous hypotheticals ("so if either your sister or a cow had to die, you're saying it doesn't make any difference?") but the bottom line is whether one thinks human beings are special. I don't, except insofar as they're capable of expressing compassion. Our suffering does not make us special. We have just developed a really ornate mechanism for describing it.

(Also: is the suffering of individuals in more primitive societies therefore less profound than that of individuals in more developed societies? It seems to follow from your post.)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a relatively high I.Q., or did before I started hittin' the sauce, but when I stub my toe (or get hung from a meat-hook) my suffering is not greater than that of a person with an average I.Q., or than that of a person with a very low I.Q.

1. Are you sure your suffering is the same as everyone else's? Have you experienced pain through someone else's body? If two people get hairline fractures while playing a sport and one stops playing while the other one continues, can we still be certain they're experiencing the pain the same way?

2. How often do you get hung from meathooks? Next time you go out, oyu should pick a non-vampire bar.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, food animals only get hung from meathooks after they're dead - at which point I think we can all agree they're not experiencing much in the way of suffering.

o. nate (onate), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

J0hn, Mark is talking about fundamental differences between species, between the way branes operate. You're twisting his words to offer a kind of sliding scale based on intelligence ("IQ"? Does anyone use this measure anyway?), where less intelligent people are closer to animals. That doesn't follow from anything he said at all.

Also, your pique was raised because someone posted a pro-meat comment on an anti-meat thread, correct? I seem to recall a couple months back when Sterling posted a thread asking for tips on how to cook steak, you posted a comment like "don't cook it all". How is that any different or less obnoxious?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

1. Are you sure your suffering is the same as everyone else's? Have you experienced pain through someone else's body? If two people get hairline fractures while playing a sport and one stops playing while the other one continues, can we still be certain they're experiencing the pain the same way?

Phrase this question in the negative ("how are sure your suffering isn't the same as every other creature's?") and you have the animal rights position in a nutshell. You can't be sure, because you haven't walked a mile in their shoes, so compassion dictates that you assume their suffering is at least as severe as yours.

2. How often do you get hung from meathooks? Next time you go out, oyu should pick a non-vampire bar

Don't knock it 'til you try it ;)

Mr. Diamond, point taken.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

(In re: the "don't cook the steak" comment I mean. "Differences between brain capacity" argument only works if it's OK to barbeque the profoundly retarded.)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

("the profoundly retarded" = "vegetarians who pick fights in a room full of meateaters" obv.)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

torturing animals causes suffering. killing them and eating them does not.

ryan (ryan), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

i think that laying yer hat on whether killing an animal is "painful" for the animal involved is the wrong tactic. after all, those who eat only kosher meat can claim that animals slaughtered in accordance with kashrut were killed painlessly. with such people, to claim that the steak that they're eating came from a cow that was put into excruciating pain before being turned into meat will get you nowhere. and i don't think that that's where John wants to go wr2 his defense of vegetarianism!

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no Tad it has to do with 1) the reality of how they're kept and 2) the implications of their being capable of suffering

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

To be fair, J0hn's comment to Sterling would only be as obnxious if he'd then gleefully went on a "MMMM MMMM PINE NUT STEW" posting bender. (At any rate, the situation would only be analogous if Sterling had started 800 threads titled variations of "MARINATE MY STAEK" and added a post to every thread on the server demanding that people give him cooking suggestions. It's been mentioned before but it's worth stating again that this entire fracas came about because people were delibrately being obnoxious in the face of obnoxiousness.)

You can't be sure, because you haven't walked a mile in their shoes, so compassion dictates that you assume their suffering is at least as severe as yours.

My compassion dictates that I worry about the plight of people over the plight of animals. If I am driving down a road and I see a person and their dog lying in a ditch and I can only help one of them, I will always help the person. I would be happier with animal rights activists as a group if I believed that they would do the same for me.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Another argument in favor of the humans: There are so many differences between humans and non-humans that it would take volumes to enumerate them. Sure, not every human possesses every single one of those qualities to the same degree, but we can see a pattern here in terms of species, so I think it makes plenty of sense to make an ethical distinction on the same basis.

o. nate (onate), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

(To head off the "What if it was Hitler and his dog?" hypothetical, I'd leave them both in the ditch so that Adolph could either watchi his puppy die before he himself dies, the dog could eat his face to survive or he would be forced to eat the dog to survive. Tough break for the dog, but I'm a bastard.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

(Actually, I take that back; I might help the dog, telling AH all the while that his life wasn't worth that of a dog's in order to piss him off before he snuffed it. It depends on how mean I'm feeling.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

or you could just back up your car into the ditch and finish off the both of them!

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Intelligence as the key factor: Stewart Lee says in one routine that he will eat anything significantly less clever than himself. "Since I went to Cambridge, that means I'll happily eat a De Montfort University student, for example." This always bothered me because I went to both these universities. I have avoided him, just in case.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

My compassion dictates that I worry about the plight of people over the plight of animals. If I am driving down a road and I see a person and their dog lying in a ditch and I can only help one of them, I will always help the person. I would be happier with animal rights activists as a group if I believed that they would do the same for me.

Except that the metaphor is more like you and your dog are standing by the side of the road, and the vegetarian smiles and waves at you, but the carnivore shoots your dog, barbeques it, and chomps down, offering you a bite.

The carnivorous animal-rights activist might shoot and eat you instead of your dog, or maybe both of you, I'm not sure.

Obviously the animal-rights activist would try to save you and your dog. Hypothetical situations where only you or your dog must live and the non-speciesist animal-rights activist must decide who to save and who to spare and thus must resort to a coin toss don't seem terribly realistic or helpful.

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:58 (twenty-three years ago)

whereas meateaters driving around shooting people's dogs is terribly realistic and helpful.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:04 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread amuses me. Do carry on.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:40 (twenty-three years ago)

whoever said 'these folx deserve each other' ditto to that

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

"Equating eating meat with racism and sexism does not help one's point or induce others to take said point seriously. In fact, you might get called an asshat."

okay...for what it's worth, i wasn't 'equating eating meat with racism and sexism' in my post. i was trying to make a point about social change; about how people in the past have thought that changing the social order in different ways amounted to being utopian pipedreams that would never see the light of day...but, as history bears out, things do in fact change. think of how just a decade or so ago, most (non-asian, at least) people in america had never even heard of soymilk...half a century ago, it was positively exotic to be a vegetarian...y'know, things change!!

for this i get called an 'asshat'? bahhh!

that being said, as different folks have pointed out above, one can draw legitimate parallels between the three phenomena...in each case, one is casting a blind eye towards the suffering of others. the suffering is ignored, or seen as not meeting some spurious criteria for legitimacy. 'such and such ethnic group is not really human anyway, so who cares?' 'women are lesser than men, so who cares?' 'they're just dumb animals, so who cares?'

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 08:27 (twenty-three years ago)

The problem is that there's an obvious difference between, say, "black humans aren't really human" and "cows aren't really human". Fighting the former involves saying "Your classification of black people as non-human is wrong". Fighting the latter involves saying "The very idea of classifying things as humans or non-humans is wrong." - it's a much bigger mental shift to make.

It doesn't mean it shouldn't or can't be made, but that's why I'm very wary of the comparison and why so many people find it innately absurd.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I really should stay out of this conversation as it really upset me yesterday, but as I'm an idiot sometimes I'll carry on...

Personally, I agree that reducing human suffering is a greater cause than reducing animal suffering. However, who/what do I hurt by NOT eating meat? Nobody as far as I can tell. In my own mind at least I am preventing the death of some animals or at least not engaging in their murder. By encorporating this basic rule into my daily life, I can easily make the world a better place (according to my standards). True, I don't save any human lives, but are we all obligated to save the world on every level?

I am not much of an activist, but I do understand the need for activists to specialize. We can't all just fight dictators in foreign countries. We need people fighting for the environment, for gay rights, for equal opportunity, for animal rights...

I find it really hard to believe that most big chain restaurants provide vegetarian entrees because of 'nice, polite' vegetarians. If I tell the manager at Ruby Tuesday's that I am upset they no longer carry the garden pasta, he's not going to give a rat's ass.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 11:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"Fighting the latter involves saying 'The very idea of classifying things as humans or non-humans is wrong.'"

no, no one is questioning the validity of classifying organisms as human or non-human...the issue here concerns some people's apparent belief that humans have some sort of monopoly on feeling pain/suffering/having emotions. anyone who has spent any amount of time around dogs, cats, cows, pigs, etc. knows that 'non-humans' most definitely exhibit emotions...and respond to kind treatment with obvious pleasure and respond to cruel treatment not unlike humans do (with crying, whimpering, howling, etc.). the question then becomes, just as one would aspire to avoid causing suffering to one's fellow human beings, shouldn't those creatures similarly be treated with consideration so that they do not have to suffer?

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Eating meat - If you don’t agree with it don’t do it, but if I make the decision that I can do it and live with myself, leave me alone with my conscience – don’t force your views upon me.

smee (smee), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I understand what you're saying, smee, but at the same time, it's not just one's conscience that is at stake.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:14 (twenty-three years ago)

The problem is that there's an obvious difference between, say, "black humans aren't really human" and "cows aren't really human". Fighting the former involves saying "Your classification of black people as non-human is wrong". Fighting the latter involves saying "The very idea of classifying things as humans or non-humans is wrong." - it's a much bigger mental shift to make.

No, that's not the point.

Sometimes, people fall into the trap of arguing on their opponents' wrong-headed terms. So faced with a racist belief of "these people are inferior" the nice people respond with their own belief of "no, these people are equal, as are all people". That's fine, it's true and handy and everything. That argument's won.

But by arguing on these terms, the suggestion is raised that the only reason why sexism/racism/holocaust are bad things is that they are inflicted on equally valuable beings.

So one might wonder what the correct ethical position would be if, hypothetically, Jews or women could be proven to be lesser humans. If the concensus is that Jews are a wee bit inferior, would that justify killing them? What if they were demonstrably very much inferior? At what point is it reasonable to start killing Jews?

I say at no point. But most people, by eating meat, show that there would come a point. It would come when Jews were so different from the rest of us that we couldn't fuck them and make babies. That's when they stop being human officially, and that's when they're fair game. And I just don't get that.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah - Yeah I know and I shouldn't have started with this because I'm afraid I really don't feel strongly enough about it to argue. I just don’t understand the depth of emotion and energy people put behind fighting this particular corner, soz.

smee (smee), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Exactly EK - it's a bigger mental shift - you've made it. Most people haven't.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

ah, and as regards the non-veg people who claim to be worried about animal concerns taking priority over human concerns or some such scenario...this is a scene that i am certain is played out everyday, millions of times: meat-eating person is walking their pampered, beloved dog down a city sidewalk, & is accosted by homeless human being begging for spare change. meat-eating devoted dog lover shoots homeless human being a look like "you piece of shit, what are you doing in my world? fuck off/get a job you bum..."

i know hypocrisy/bigotry/bullshit regrettably can be found within me, but few, if any, are entirely without it...

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Dallas, EK:

Why should humanity go out of its way to protect other animals from suffering? What's the biological advantage? (Note very carefully that I am not saying that mankind should go out of its way to inflict suffering on other animals, except maybe ugly yippy rat dogs.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah - Yeah I know and I shouldn't have started with this because I'm afraid I really don't feel strongly enough about it to argue. I just don’t understand the depth of emotion and energy people put behind fighting this particular corner, soz.

Smee, I don't offer this quote from Coetzee's The Lives of Animals as an argument. I offer it as a description of a feeling, which might explain in some way that "depth of emotion and energy". Perhaps people like this are deluded and sentimental and mad, I don't know. But this is how they often feel (sorry for yet more holocaust reference):

"I seem to move around perfectly easily among people, to have perfectly normal relations with them. Is it possible, I ask myself, that all of them are participants in a crime of stupefying proportions? Am I fantasizing it all? I must be mad! Yet every day I see the evidences. The very people I suspect produce the evidence, exhibit it, offer it to me. Corpses. Fragments of corpses that they have bought for money.
It is as if I were to visit friends, and to make some polite remark about the lamp in their living room, and they were to say, ‘Yes, it’s nice, isn’t it? Polish-Jewish skin it’s made of, we find that’s best, the skins of young Polish-Jewish virgins.’ And then I go to the bathroom and the soap-wrapper says, ‘Treblinka – 100% human stearate.’ Am I dreaming, I say to myself? What kind of house is this?"

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep coming back to fundamentals when thinking about this argument. The entire natural world is based around an ecosystem (or countless different ecosystems) in which order is achieved through a complex, stable system of interaction between all different species. It would be essentially obscene to say that man should be placed outside this ecosystem. The assumption inherent in this position, therefore, is that man needs to fit into the ecosystem and achieve equilibrium with the rest of nature.

Of course, it's not quite that simple, as mankind has a unique self-awareness which makes this equilibrium both difficult to achieve and absolutely vital at the same time. So we, unlike animals, need to make efforts to get the right balance - AND IF THIS CAN BE DONE INCORPORATING THE EATING OF MEAT, then it is entirely self-justifying.

No other species worry about the "suffering" they cause to their prey. I've never tried to argue we go about the raising and slaughtering of livestock in the ideal way - far from it - but such a omnnivorous utopia is a realistic ideal, both in terms of nature's grand plan and in terms of the good it does to humankind and, if handled correctly, the natural world.

The fact that we have the gift of compassion has nothing whatsoever to do with an obligation not to kill other animals. This argument is simply wrong.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Dammit Mark! You've leapfrogged ten posts of potential haggling and spoiled my point!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark OTM. (heh.)

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why should humanity go out of its way to protect other animals from suffering? What's the biological advantage?"

good god, do people base all of their decisions in life on the basis of the "biological advantage" to be gained?...i'm not sure exactly what the "biological advantage" would be, but i do know that scientists have done tests to show that establishing/reinforcing a more compassionate attitude in one's mind is of measureable benefit in terms of decreasing stress levels. but if you really need scientists to measure such things and inform you of the biological advantage it gives to you & the other members of your species, then, i just dunno what to say. trying to justify/quantify human emotional responses in scientific terms strikes me as being somewhat bizarre...i mean, screw all the 'shoulds' and biological rationales & so forth. it's a matter of acting from one's heart. if you see a baby drowning, you try to rescue the baby without a moment's hesitation. if you hear a dog whining in obvious pain, you try to comfort it and see what you can do to help it. that's all pretty much automatic, isn't it?

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I eat meat. I like meat.I wish it didn't involve killing things, but it does. I was vegetarian for a while but it was never going to work. I was living a lie. I needed fried chicken.

alix (alix), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Some people have complained that the analogy of being forced to choose between saving a dog and a person is somehow unrealistic. It isn't - and the reason is animal testing of medicines. If scientists were unable to test potential medicines on animals, then they would be forced to either abandon some potential cures or else to give them to people with the risk that they might prove harmful. In either case, some humans might die who otherwise would not. So in this case, you can see a very clear trade-off between human and animal life. It seems unethical to me to allow the desire to protect animal life to take precedence over saving human life.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"The fact that we have the gift of compassion has nothing whatsoever to do with an obligation not to kill other animals. This argument is simply wrong."

i don't get it. what is the gift of compassion for, then? why place limits on it, when part of the very nature of compassion is that of reaching out & transcending boundaries, & establishing/acknowledging connectedness?

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

what is the gift of compassion for, then?

A collective panacea to make the species feel good after having killed off so many of its own over the years in a fit of pique.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Liberal humanism to thread.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

i do know that scientists have done tests to show that establishing/reinforcing a more compassionate attitude in one's mind is of measureable benefit in terms of decreasing stress levels

Scientists have proven the same thing about believing in God, which inChristian terms means dominion over the animals, and hamburgers. It doesn't matter wht you believe, as long as you're comfortable with it.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

It seems unethical to me to allow the desire to protect animal life to take precedence over saving human life.

That's compassion right there.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't want to get into a discussion about the semantics of the word "compassion", but here's the most practically applicable definiton I found, as a matter of interest:

"Compassion: the humane quality of understanding the suffering of others and wanting to do something about it".

If the don't-eat-meat argument is centred on compassion, then morally it founders straight away as it's certainly possible to slaughter animals with negligible suffering on their part.

I *know* this isn't how the meat industry works. For my own part, I have chosen to turn a blind eye to this. I understand and sympathise with people whose morals won't let them do so. But the argument that eating meat is fundamentally wrong just keeps falling down ON ITS OWN TERMS.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"Scientists have proven the same thing about believing in God, which inChristian terms means dominion over the animals, and hamburgers. It doesn't matter wht you believe, as long as you're comfortable with it."

yeah, that's why i said in my post, screw looking for a biological rationale and all that...using a scientific reductionistic approach to dissect compassion doesn't get one very satisfactory results.

"It seems unethical to me to allow the desire to protect animal life to take precedence over saving human life"...
'That's compassion right there.'

yes, compassion for humans. but what about the animals?

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"If the don't-eat-meat argument is centred on compassion, then morally it founders straight away as it's certainly possible to slaughter animals with negligible suffering on their part."

i must just be thick, but i don't understand how slaughtering animals squares with this definition you cited:
("Compassion: the humane quality of understanding the suffering of others and wanting to do something about it".)

how is it compassionate to the animals, who may very well be interested in living out their lives without being slaughtered?...no matter how you go about it, killing is inevitably a rather nasty business. i mean, we are talking 'slaughtering' here, not euthanizing, correct?

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

fwiw i buy free-range chicken and organiX0r eggs from free-range chickens; similar w/beef and the like; it's not perfect and it's incredibly expensive but it makes me feel better about the food i'm eating, and no doubt it's a bit better for you

vegetarians who are like that for intellectual reasons have identified a concrete and practical way of personally registering their opposition to an entire system of agribusiness every minute of every day, not many other forms of protest are quite so intense, i'm in awe frankly of their fortitude and discipline, no way could i do that. the only equivs i can think of would be refusing to drive or use cars.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"It seems unethical to me to allow the desire to protect animal life to take precedence over saving human life"...
'That's compassion right there.'

yes, compassion for humans. but what about the animals?

So your compassion is better than my compassion?

The acid test for this is comically simple. Your dog or your sister. Choose only one.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd rather eat my sister. More meat.

alix (alix), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

That post is wrong in about ten ways. hahahahaha

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

the only equivs i can think of would be refusing to drive or use cars.

I'm about to do that! Yay Chicago! I'm a terrible driver anyway.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

No cabs for you, Herr Hebert.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

i mean, we are talking 'slaughtering' here, not euthanizing, correct?

The best way to kill a pig is to slit its throat and hang it by its feet until the blood drains out. Relatively painless. Since you asked.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

'i'm in awe frankly of their fortitude and discipline, no way could i do that.'

sure you could. i am almost completely lacking in fortitude and discipline, & i do it. buying, storing, preparing, cooking meat takes all kinds of fortitude & discipline. not eating animals/animal products is like not starting a war; it doesn't take much effort...quite the opposite, you just don't f*cking do it.

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

More fun reading here. I'm all for this.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

vegans, they're worse than christians or whatever else.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Dallas: 'yes, compassion for humans. but what about the animals?'
Kenan: 'So your compassion is better than my compassion?'

i'm simply trying to point out things from the animals' perspective...which is what compassion entails, being able to imagine things from others' perspective. you're referencing o. nate's post, dealing with laboratory testing on animals, which is a whole other ballgame that i don't care to get into right now...so i fail to see how the choose-between-your dog/your sister hypothetical situation relates to killing animals for food.


Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

vegans, they're worse than christians or whatever else.

Oh, please. Let's not go labelling anyone as crazy. It's not a useful argument. Sure, some of them are nutty. But some are truly concerned about what they put in their bodies, and have found a diet that works for them. They have changed their relationship with food in a profound way. Most people need to do that, whether they go vegan or not. Food is dangerous nowadays.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

you're referencing o. nate's post, dealing with laboratory testing on animals, which is a whole other ballgame that i don't care to get into right now...

It's not a whole other ballgame, though! That's totally on topic!

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't the idea of an "animal's perspective" just sentimental anthropomorphism?

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Might be. We don't know. Either way, it's not a good logical foundation to base an argument on.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't that something that you have no possible way of knowing, and therefore have to err on the side of "It's possible that animals have a perspective"? (we're going in circles here).

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

'It's not a whole other ballgame, though! That's totally on topic!'

i think that the issues involved are substantially different enough that a different thread would be in order...

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i think it's safe to assume that 'animals have a perspective'...to do otherwise is arrogant anthropocentrism.

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm all for sentimental anthropomophism BTW, otherwise I wouldn't own quite so many soft toys.

Dallas I'm saying that the concept of 'perspective' is anthropomorphic. A sentence like "A cow doesn't want to die" is absolutely freighted with anthropocentricity, as you put it - though it raises all sorts of interesting questions such as "What is bad about dying?" (from a human perspective).

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

i think it's safe to assume that 'animals have a perspective'...to do otherwise is arrogant anthropocentrism.

I think assuming that it's arrogant anthropocentrism is arrogant anthropocentrism.

Boy, we really are going in circles.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"What is bad about dying?"

Someone said upthread (or maybe on the other thread) that animals just want to get on with thier lives. Now, how do you know that?

And is dying really the worst thing that can happen to an animal? Happens all the time, you know. It's not about dying, it's about killing... I know, I know. But to assume that we're taking animals full and productive lives away by eating them is just silliness.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I decided not to read the entire thread(s) so sorry if I've been repeating yourselves.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't eat red meat, chicken or pork because of the moral issues involved with animal suffering, but because the method of production of these products in America is generally immoral (not to mention unhealthy). That is, feeding grains to animals that could be used to feed humans seems wrong to me. Feeding animal body parts to other animals is seen as a major factor contributing to "mad cow disease" and otherwise is probably not healthy for humans. Factory farming as it is practiced in the United States is a major contributor to all different kinds of pollution, a lot of them very nasty (try driving across Indiana during the summertime, people).

That said, I still like seafood.

hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Except for shellfish with their nasty filtering systems. Any animal that can absorb the toxins in a polluted bay is not an animal I care to eat.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

'Dallas I'm saying that the concept of 'perspective' is anthropomorphic.'

i can't really agree w/that. when my cat stands next to her empty food dish and meows, i can reasonably infer her perspective-- she is hungry-- from her perspective.

'A sentence like "A cow doesn't want to die" is absolutely freighted with anthropocentricity...'

when cattle are on the whatchamacallit that leads them into the area where they are stunned and slaughtered, they smell the blood of other cattle and hear the anguished cries of those that have been improperly stunned...& they freeze up/freak out. wanting to survive is the most basic instinct of an organism; of course a cow doesn't want to die.

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

'But to assume that we're taking animals full and productive lives away by eating them is just silliness.'

i just don't understand what gives humans the right to take the animals' lives away...animals have lives of their own; they like to graze, play, nuzzle, enjoy the sunshine, etc....i don't see where the silliness is; i think it's beautiful, and i wouldn't want to approach some animal who's minding his own business and end their lives...

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, we're getting closer to the heart of your argument anyway. Yes, animals are nice. Granted. But what does that have to do with the price of synthetic lubricant in Berlin?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

i appreciate them as they are; not as potential foodstuff...hence i don't want to kill them. there is compassion operating in there somewhere.

you, as i understand it, would be willing to kill them. this may be insanity on my part, but i believe compassion involves wanting others to live a long and happy life. & not killing them.

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're making 'perspective' synonymous with 'needs' or 'instinct' then sure animals have perspective. If you assume the word includes an understanding of those needs and instincts, then I'm not at all convinced they do. An animal's instinct is to avoid pain and danger - I'm not sure that this translates as "not wanting to die" in the same way you or I don't want to die. As I asked before, from the human perspective, what is bad about dying? It comes down to three things:

- fear of the suffering involved in the process of dying, and that suffering itself.
- fear of/regret for the loss of future opportunities
- empathy for those who will regret or suffer because of one's death.

My argument is that the second and third of these don't apply to animals, and the first can (and should) be minimised if animals are going to be killed.

"Enjoying being alive" is great and I agree that animals enjoy it too. But it's the knowledge of a non-immediate past and future that makes death terrible as the alternative to being alive. I hope my girlfriend's rabbit lives a long and happy life, but I hope that mostly because my girlfriend would be sad if it died, not because it would. Nothing regrets being dead.

(Obv. if you believe in ghosts/reincarnation/the afterlife etc. this doesn't apply. I don't though.)

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Yertle, your definition of compassion is a bit squishy for my tastes. Compassion is an act, not a knee-jerk impulse based on qualities that you project on things. By your logic, I should be just as protective of my teddy bear as I am of my fellow human.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

i just don't understand what gives humans the right to take the animals' lives away...

What gives any omnivorous animal the right to take away another animal's life?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

What ecological conscience I have comes out of emphasising the differences between humans and other animals, not trying to erase them, i.e. the (unique AFAIK) self-consciousness that allows us to conceptualise and plan 'the environment' leads to a kind of duty to understand and conserve it.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

'Yertle, your definition of compassion is a bit squishy for my tastes. Compassion is an act, not a knee-jerk impulse based on qualities that you project on things. By your logic, I should be just as protective of my teddy bear as I am of my fellow human.'

compassion is all about squishiness, though. & i think it can, in fact, be a knee-jerk impulse-- for example, seeing a child drowning, almost without thinking, you jump in the water to save him...
i don't think i'm projecting qualities onto animals, rather just making observations.

'What gives any omnivorous animal the right to take away another animal's life?'

when the omnivorous animals eat other animals, they are responding to an instinctual drive. human beings possess reasoning faculties which presumably might give them pause before taking away the life of an animal. yes, the concept of 'rights' is anthropomorphic, but if humans devised such a concept, why should they not extend those rights outside their species?

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, the concept of 'rights' is anthropomorphic, but if humans devised such a concept, why should they not extend those rights outside their species?

I don't think that anyone's arguing that animals shouldn't have ANY rights. As of right now, in the US (and probably many other countries), animals do in fact have legal rights. There are laws on the books against cruelty to animals, abandoning animals, not feeding animals, etc. - and these laws are enforced. The only real issue of debate here is whether the rights of animals should be equal to the rights of humans.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

'The only real issue of debate here is whether the rights of animals should be equal to the rights of humans.'

like, so they can vote & drive cars & stuff?

not equal rights, per se, but maybe the right not to be tortured...maybe even the right not to be murdered. the laws on the books are not sufficient, and are not enforced enough. if they were, you wouldn't find the deplorable conditions that are so prevalent in factory farming. some would consider the treatment of lab animals to be torture, but that's probably best saved for a different thread.

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Animals do have the right not to be tortured - that would be cruelty to animals. You might debate whether those laws should be strengthened to restrict certain types of factory farming, but that's a matter of degree - not a matter of giving animals an entirely new class of rights. The right to not be killed for food is a different matter, which currently animals do not have but humans do.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

dallas we get it, you don't like eating animals, that's fine, but if you're going to goad us into your viewpoint you need to at least make an effort to understand the carnivore's mindset, otherwise what is the point of all this?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

old-skool agriculture* operates on a trade-off: we provise (a certain group of) eatable animals a potentially nicer (protected, looked after, cared for) life, in return for a convenient (for us not them) death => if we choose to decide against the convenient death element, the likelihood we will continue to intervene to provide cows, sheeps etc, the lifestyles they've become used to on any significant scale is fairly small => even assuming there is no massive cull, and they are just allowed to die in their own time, they will still presumably be in the wild, and be killed and eaten, tho not by us => their ordinary lifestyles in the wild thereafter will nastier, brutisher and shorter

(i guess you could argue some extensive programme of reparations, whereby farmers continue to protect and care for all domesticated species in perpetua, w/o ever eating any of them, or stopping them breeding, or whatever...)

i think when yertle is saying "compassion", the correct word is probably "empathy" (the feeling before the thinking arrives): anyway, wherever you draw the line, the fact that empathy and compassion are different words i think arugably allows what yertle's disagreeing with to NOT be on-the-face-of-it contradictory: for example, it's not compassionate especially to let chickens run free in the woods if you believe foxes live there

(in the name of compassion, we don't currently intervene on behalf of all the eaten in the wild, and i'm not sure how we would calibrate our explorations of animal-like feeling to choose between them)

(is it showing a lack of empathy for natural predators to stop them eating whatever they want to eat?)

the ethical issues of keeping *ppl* alive when their bodies are trying to kill them and they can no longer communicate clearly, or there's a question whether they "know their own minds", are already a bit nightmarish: one major problem with the "compassion" argument — that we decide to behave towards (selected) other species as if they share our perceptions and values (bcz how do we know they don't) — is that it opens up vast avenues of choices to be made based on no satisfactory information (cf nellie's thread abt whether or not to have her cat put down => the dilemma arises out of love, not indifference or hostility, and an awareness that ANY choice also necessarily engages our own desires, and our awareness that we sometimes put them first...)

*agribusiness has already reneged on this contract, since the protected lifestyle is plainly no improvement on life in the wild, and in many cases horrible worse

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

My position is that I only eat meat once a week, if that. I try to only purchase free range meat (or game meats - venison, etc. - if I'm eating out). But I'm not opposed to the killing from animals for meat, only to the industrialized processes under which it occurs.

Did anybody read that New York Times Magazine cover article last November? The last time a thread like this came up I linked to it, but unfortunately it appears it's now moved from publically available into the pay-per-view archive. I think Sarah was the only one who responded to it and I meant to take up the discussion with her on that thread, but by the time I rejoined the thread there were like 100 replies (much like these two most recent ones).

Anyway, it's a well written article, from the point of view of someone who was struggling with his own feelings on the subject. And he ultimately comes to the conclusion that he is comfortable eating animals raised under humane conditions, and that in fact such farming improves the quality of life of the animals.... Or actually, what mark s just said (his post just went up as I was composing this). Basically, for better or worse, these animals have become domesticated, and to remove them from the farming system would surely result in a worse quality of life.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

when the omnivorous animals eat other animals, they are responding to an instinctual drive. human beings possess reasoning faculties which presumably might give them pause before taking away the life of an animal.

You are in essence saying that the very thing which sets human beings apart from animals is what should make human beings realize that they are no different from animals.

yes, the concept of 'rights' is anthropomorphic, but if humans devised such a concept, why should they not extend those rights outside their species?

In the US alone, it took over 200 years for all of the human beings who lived there to be recognized as having rights. Your argument is running perilously close to the point where someone can strawman you as saying, "Well, they let black people vote, might as well let the dogs and cats vote, too."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

'dallas we get it, you don't like eating animals, that's fine, but if you're going to goad us into your viewpoint you need to at least make an effort to understand the carnivore's mindset, otherwise what is the point of all this?'

i'm not trying to goad anyone into anything; just expressing my viewpoint.

what do you mean by '[making] an effort to understand the carnivore's mindset?' are you referring to people who eat meat? or carnivorous animals, like lions? if you're talking about people, than i am making the effort, and then some. i've been carefully reading people's arguments and attempting to respond to the points they raise. what leads you to think that i am not putting forth the effort? the fact that i have not suddenly renounced my dietary habits based on someone's posts here? i don't think either side is going to be converted based on this debate...it's simply a conversation. '...what's the point of all this?' an exchange of ideas, i guess. i'm sorry if it's not dramatic enough for you.

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

'You are in essence saying that the very thing which sets human beings apart from animals is what should make human beings realize that they are no different from animals.'

aaarghh...that is not what i'm saying. why throughout this thread are people writing things like, 'oh, you're saying human beings are just the same as/no different from animals'? i'm saying that these reasoning faculties might make humans say, 'hey, these animals, even though they are DIFFERENT from us in many ways, may be worthy of enjoying some of the same rights/protections we grant to our fellow human beings'

"In the US alone, it took over 200 years for all of the human beings who lived there to be recognized as having rights. Your argument is running perilously close to the point where someone can strawman you as saying, 'Well, they let black people vote, might as well let the dogs and cats vote, too.'"

yeah, i guess someone could 'strawman' me in that fashion, but of course that's f*cking absurd and nowhere close to what i'm saying...

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry if i misinterpreted what you were saying, dallas, when you said "it's not that hard, just don't f*cking eat meat" it sounded a bit like you were challenging me (and ignoring a pretty nice compliment, too, i might add!)

since it has already been mentioned that animals do enjoy some our our protections and rights (not all, of course), and since everyone here agrees that we should have the most humane slaughtering techniques possible, and since no one disputes that idea that domesticated animals should have a pleasant life, AND since everyone understands your own feelings about fuzzy animals, your "viewpoint-sharing" feels like pious guilt-tripping

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm saying that these reasoning faculties might make humans say, 'hey, these animals, even though they are DIFFERENT from us in many ways, may be worthy of enjoying some of the same rights/protections we grant to our fellow human beings'

Which, as has been pointed out by o. nate, is already true in modern society; see poaching laws, protection laws for endangered and threatened species, cruelty prevention laws, etc. We are arguing degrees here, not whether a system is in place or not.

yeah, i guess someone could 'strawman' me in that fashion, but of course that's f*cking absurd and nowhere close to what i'm saying...

The point of that comment is that you are arguing for interspecies equality when we haven't even figured out intraspecies equality yet. I would argue that it is impossible to get to the former without figuring out the latter first unless you're willing to abandon a big chunk of beings within your species for beings outside of your species (hence the "cats and dogs are more important than minority X" strawman).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

here's a question: given that most people in the world like to eat meat, in what way can we restructure agribusiness so that 1) it is 100% humane and 2) everyone who wants to eat meat can afford it on a somewhat regular basis? cause dude have you checked out the price on a free-range roaster? you could feed a family for two days on that money!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

given that most people in the world like to eat meat

Is this true, actually?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

That's based on my scientific study undertaken 3 years ago when my vegetarian sister visited Lesotho and resolved to become a carnivore while she was there, so that she could "do as the Romans do". Yeah, I was wondering that as I typed it—anyway strike it, it's unimportant to the question.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

tracer, it's easy. eat meat once a week, once a month, even, as people used to do, you know, back when meat was something a community could gather around. meat means nothing anymore, don't bother with it.

and those who turn a blind eye to factory farming will suffer for it. you think it's good to eat anti-biotics?

landkostr (landkostr), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer, the reason agribusiness is not humane is because they use the cheapest methods possible. And even if you did that, the amount of grain used to feed one cow would be better served feeding your hypothetical family, for more than two days.

hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"sorry if i misinterpreted what you were saying, dallas, when you said 'it's not that hard, just don't f*cking eat meat' it sounded a bit like you were challenging me (and ignoring a pretty nice compliment, too, i might add!)"

no, i'm sorry...i wasn't really challenging you. i should've used the pronoun 'one' instead of 'you'. just trying and failing to be humorous, i guess. i was trying to make a half-joke/half-serious point -- to not eat meat is a sort of laziness; one is omitting something from one's life. eating meat involves the effort of maintaining the meat habit. i don't view being veg(an) as particularly noble; it might just seem that way viewed against the background of our society (which i think does not particularly encourage respect for nature or for life in general), and in light of the way most of us have been conditioned since early childhood.

"since it has already been mentioned that animals do enjoy some our our protections and rights (not all, of course), and since everyone here agrees that we should have the most humane slaughtering techniques possible, and since no one disputes that idea that domesticated animals should have a pleasant life, AND since everyone understands your own feelings about fuzzy animals, your 'viewpoint-sharing' feels like pious guilt-tripping"

yeah, but then the meat crowd has their own brand of piousness-- claiming that by virtue of the fact that people eat meat, the animals domesticated for that purpose enjoy a better, safer life than they would in the wild.

what i'm saying again and again and again, not that anyone cares, is that i think no matter how humanely the animals are treated, there is something f*cked-up about killing them for food, when it's totally unnecessary, unhealthy, wasteful, and so on.

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, the second time around, i see what you're saying. no arguments from me there...

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

If we stopped raising cows for food, how many of them do you think would survive in the wild? Where would they live? In national parks? What would prevent them from being eaten by wolves and other natural predators? They're not very fast or nimble. It seems likely that they would die out, unless we put them in zoos or something (and let's not get started on whether zoos are cruel to animals). The modern cow is the product of millenia of domestication - it would be helpless in the wild - and there's not much "wild" left anyhow.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

and this is a bad thing?

hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, it just seems like it would be a bit sad if cows became extinct.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Careful, careful....traps ahead.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not unhealthy, wasteful or unnecessary. It could be done a hell of a lot better, that's all. Dallas, your passion does you credit, but your absolute approach doesn't really work.

Incidentally, how do you feel about indigenous cultures which farm livestock/hunt wild animals? The Masai and their cattle, say, which they bleed for nourishing blood and slaughter for special occasions? Are they as wrong as us westerners are?

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's not unhealthy, wasteful or unnecessary. It could be done a hell of a lot better, that's all."

eating dead animals not unhealthy? so just what is it that's clogging up peoples' colons, arteries, & contributing to obesity? carrot sticks and tofu?

not wasteful? you're wasting the animal's life & wasting the grain & farmland used to grow the grain which could feed people much more economically if not diverted for the purpose of fattening up livestock.

not unnecessary? do vegetarians die from lack of meat consumption?

"Incidentally, how do you feel about indigenous cultures which farm livestock/hunt wild animals? The Masai and their cattle, say, which they bleed for nourishing blood and slaughter for special occasions? Are they as wrong as us westerners are?"

i feel squeamish about killing animals, no matter the person that's doing it; no matter their culture; no matter their justification. what makes say, the masai so special? people in the u.s. go to mcdonald's on 'special occasions'. some indigenous cultures have been known to practice clitorectomies, infanticide, cannibalism...i think all those things are wrong, regardless of who's doing it, how long they've been doing it, what part of the world they happen to live in...

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

There's plenty of room for debate as to whether it is "unhealthy" (and to what degree) or "wasteful", but Mark, can you really prove that it's not unnecessary?

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

See, if no one ate meat, no one would raise meat steers (no profit motive you see), the species would suffer and die off. This is our own fault for domesticating them, but what can be done now? Is it not better to at least strive to raise them under humane conditions, even if the eventual result is their (painless) slaughter?

That's why I hate when these debates break down into these either/or positions. The debate shouldn't be framed in to-eat/to-not-eat, rather energy should be expended toward envisioning a system that can provide for the least amount of animal suffering. Such a system requires that people reduce the amount of meat they consume, no question. But such a system will necessarily lead to some animals being slaughtered for meat. The fact that people like Dallas can't accept that point is frustrating. A central concept of economics is the "production possibililty frontier", i.e. a system that results in maximum efficiency. How can we raise enough meat, under proper humane conditions, to satisfy those who choose to consume it, while keeping the price affordable and providing a living for the farmers?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

The title of this thread should really read "That'll Learn Them Vegetarians." Moderators?

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

The other day my boss suddenly started lecturing me on why it's ok to eat meat and hunting is necessary and so on. When he took a pause for breath, I said, "I've been vegetarian for 10 years, so I doubt you'll change my mind today. Plus, you might notice that I don't go around handing out pamphlets to the office on why everyone should become vegetarian." He answered, "You know, you have a good point," and actually shut up about it.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

(I should note that while I've been posting the youngest of my two previously stray cats has been sitting on my lap.)

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Dallas, please stop taking everything I say as some kind of accusation. I am really just throwing ideas at you when I talk about the Masai etc.

I am a bit deflated trying to argue that meat-eating is necessary. So I'll take it back and stick with the other two. Very, very little is actually "necessary", but that doesn't make it wrong.

Get lost in the desert - find a dying rabbit - you eat the fucker, right? It's a stupid argument, but then so's the *absolutist* anti-carnivore approach. Everything in life is relative, everything is pragmatic. Arguing about some theoretical world almost negates the purpose of having the argument.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dallas, please stop taking everything I say as some kind of accusation. I am really just throwing ideas at you when I talk about the Masai etc."

i'm not interpreting the content of your post as being accusatory. i'm just responding to the ideas you're presenting. sorry if my tone is coming across as overly defensive.

"Arguing about some theoretical world almost negates the purpose of having the argument."

what about the theoretical world that the meat-ists keep bringing up? the one where no one eats meat anymore, so all the cattle who have been abandoned by their kindly caretaker cattlemen get eaten by wolves?

Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

if i can't have BBQ i don't want your revolution!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmm, BBQ asparagus!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

we have the technology!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

dallas dodges

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the theoretical world you'd need in order to have an environmentally sustainable, unexploitative livestock and agriculture business is a world transformed by social and economic revolution. the direct major losers in agribusiness are the people who actually work on the farms, at mexican hatcheries, etc. As someone else mentioned up-thread, the abhorrent condition of the animals is a direct result of the "race to the bottom", cutting every possible cost

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Throughout this thread, I find Mark C's posts consistently surreal and amazing and wild. I'm still so flabbergasted by his effort this lunchtime that I can't bring myself to add anything further to this mess, except for a declaration of admiration for his skewed comic vision.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

agreed

again, i have nothing but admiration for those who willingly forgo demi-glace and stinky cheese on the basis of their principles about agribusiness. yertle says it's easy but trust me dallas, it would not be easy for me.

revolution comes in small steps: maybe agribusiness will be the way in

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

What you all are failing to realize is that pastrami doesn't exist in the wild, and if we stop eating them, little pastramis will become extinct :(

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't wanna live in a world without pastramis

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

What you all are failing to realize is that pastrami doesn't exist in the wild, and if we stop eating them, little pastramis will become extinct :(

So will little pastrami farts.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a pet pastrami, he's mad cute yo

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

they eventually turn on their owners (like hermit crabs and german shepards)

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually just spit on my computer screen. I'm leaving the little iridescent droplets there to show the world how much you all disgust and please me.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:07 (twenty-three years ago)

That's gross, dude.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

No it's not, I haven't touched it yet. Soon it will be dry.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

why do minorities always have to explain themselves?

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Because they are minorities; most people are not like them and do not understand them/have screaming misconceptions of them.

(I am amazed that I was able to explain that in only one sentence.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

exactly.

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

(why i haven't been playing on these threads. there is no fucking way i am going to explain myself to people who aren't really interested in listening, but rather in telling me my way of life is wrong wrong wrong). essentially the logic of any serious ILX threads in a nutshell - often not about listening to other people but about winning arguments. not to mention i've frankly got better things to do than construct a serious argument on a fucking messageboard.

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Apparently one of those better things is injecting unnecessary hostility into a discussion that has been mostly civil on both sides...

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:02 (twenty-three years ago)

:-( *does not want Dan and Di to fight*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

*sadly puts away fighting thong*

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't eeeven want to know.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, I lied, I do.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Come on Ned, you know you're curious, too.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

It is Dan, my other self. His thong is known to me implicitly.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, fine, it's just me. I need to know what a fighting thong is!

God help me.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Do we really need to post that one photo of the guy in his cups and sunglasses again?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think he was wearing more than a mask. Obviously not a fighting thong at any rate. Dammit, I want ANSWERS.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

But Dan is coy and shy about such matters, for he is a dear spotless innocent. Why drag him into the mire?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Previous post implies that I may have put that particular photo under intense scrutiny, when I in fact didn't give it more than a cursory glance.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, okay, I did.

But just the once.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

One might put forth that if Dan couldn't take the heat, Dan shouldn't have been waggling his thong in the kitchen.

However, I think he knew just what he was doing.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

MY WORK HERE IS DONE

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone here at any point told vegetarians that they are wrong not to eat meat?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the closest it's gotten is "your logic is faulty", which may be true but is probably not the best tack to take when arguing about beliefs.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I think there are lots of very cogent and persuasive reasons not to eat meat: the environmental effects of cattle farming, humanitarian concerns for the poor working conditions in those facilities, the desire to prevent cruelty to animals, the health risks of eating meat - to name only a few. I would never tell a vegetarian that they are wrong not to eat meat. Sometimes I think that I should become one myself. I can even respect vegetarians who simply believe that killing animals for food is wrong, although I don't agree with that particular reasoning.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm being wild? Jesus. I'm not even being anti-vegetarian. I just haven't been persuaded yet that eating meat is an evil.

Eyeball Kicks, please, I'm keen to hear what's so far out about what I'm saying.

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone here at any point told vegetarians that they are wrong not to eat meat?

Not from anyone here, but I've been told this by many family members.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, my grandmother pointed that out early on. But since then she's grown to respect my decision a little more. She even sent me some coupons for Morningstar products and a few veggie recipes in her last card!

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't think that anyone's "wrong" for not eating meat. that's a person's prerogative whether it's well-thought out or not.

Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

(Tad wears llamas fur!) ha ha

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark C, I can explain. But first let me know whether the post of yours from yesterday beginning, "I keep coming back to fundamentals" is what you meant to write. I mean, if it's completely distorted by typos, that will make a difference.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

No typos. My point = I think mankind can combine meat-eating with a responsible, mutually supportive and balanced relationship with the animal world. I wonder if you thought I was saying something else.

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

No. That's what I thought you were saying. I thought you were saying nothing. I thought what you were saying was meaningless.

Your new statement:

"I think mankind can combine meat-eating with a responsible, mutually supportive and balanced relationship with the animal world."

I don't get this contribution. Do you realise that the whole argument concerns what "responsible" and "mutually supportive" mean? You seem to be claiming to have solved these problems all on your own, but you don't bother to show the working.

Anyway, why not "I think mankind can combine VEGETARIANISM with a responsible, mutually supportive and balanced relationship with the animal world"?

It makes as much sense. But it's equally daft.

My point: all of your posts are about as valuable as someone declaring "Meat is good" or "Meat is bad". Except they're lengthier. They all say: I think x, therefore x is true. This is how most people think, I know. Except when they're trying to convince others, they realise that the formula must be extended to, at least: I think x, AND HERE IS WHY, therefore x is true.

Your last post would seem worthwhile to me if it were reworded thus: "I think mankind can ONLY combine a responsible, mutually supportive and balanced relationship with the animal world, with meat-eating". That's why I asked about typos. But, if that's what you mean, you would still have to show where the 'ONLY' comes from.

So, I'm impressed by your crazy logic, because I've never seen the like before. But, I should admit now, I was more flabbergasted by the response to your message than by the message itself. But...rock on.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Not from anyone here, but I've been told this by many family members.

Not that it isn't human nature to bring past experiences to current experiences, but I would counsel not attributing negative things people in the past have done to people you are dealing with now until they actually, you know, DO them. (Not directed at you, DB, more an expression of my general philosophy of life that I spectacularly fail to live by.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I.. um.. wasn't meaning anything negative towards the people here with my statement, though... :(

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 May 2003 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Neither eating meat nor vegetarianism is "wrong" AFAIC. Either diet is a choice, one we're lucky we can make as rational human beings. I have no strong views either way on this topic (hence having read but kept out of it) but I'm closest to Dan's reasoning on this subject from what I've read. My Taoist philosophy might be something like "the world takes care of itself". What needs to be eaten will be eaten. This has only changed because man has developed faculties of reasoning and emotion (I suppose).

Humans aren't, biologically speaking, herbivores (are they?) so, from a pure survival standpoint nothing's surely wrong with eating *anything* as long as it provides suitable nutrition to the human diet and won't kill us to consume it.

And to be honest, that means that I cannot 100% argue that eating humans is Wrong. Sorry if that makes me sound weird. But I feel morally I should say this if I say I'll eat anything errr "edible".

I'm not sure I made sense, but anyway...

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Under certain circumstances, I think eating humans could be justifiable - not killing them for food, but eating them if they died of natural causes. For instance, if you were lost in the wilderness with no food and one of the party died, I think it would be justifiable to eat them in order to survive.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 8 May 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Trayce pretty much summed up my own views with regard to this.

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 8 May 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Neither eating meat nor vegetarianism is "wrong" AFAIC. Either diet is a choice, one we're lucky we can make as rational human beings. I have no strong views either way on this topic (hence having read but kept out of it) but I'm closest to Dan's reasoning on this subject from what I've read. My Taoist philosophy might be something like "the world takes care of itself". What needs to be eaten will be eaten. This has only changed because man has developed faculties of reasoning and emotion (I suppose).

This is great. This is exactly to the point. But "what needs to be eaten will be eaten" is the same as "what needs to be done will be done". In short, you're arguing that the behaviour of humans, despite their "faculties of reasoning and emotion", automatically validates itself. Humans do what humans do, and everything is as it is.

I'm comfortable with the idea that there is no right and wrong. Of course, it means that rape and murder can't really be described as wrong - they're just oddities of our species' behaviour. That doesn't sound too good, but it's okay, it all works out, because imprisoning rapists and murderers, even though they've done nothing fundamentally wrong, is also not fundamentally wrong itself. It's just what we do. Society functions, as always.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 8 May 2003 13:13 (twenty-three years ago)

haha.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 8 May 2003 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Eyeball Kicks, your view of my logic seems to show some pretty skewed reasoning of its own. I'm not in any way trying to say eating meat is the *right* option, just responding to some of the posters who are convinced that there is NO justification for it. I disagree, and am trying to think of ways of proving this.

The Oops/Buttch homosexual thread, where he said he knows people do bum sex but no-one could convince him it's natural, is what your attitude reminds me of.

Your reading of my post, the only being yours:

"I think mankind can ONLY combine a responsible, mutually supportive and balanced relationship with the animal world, with meat-eating"

...is entirely not what I was saying. Let me try again.

If mankind can create a mutually suuportive and balanced relationship with the natural world WHILE CONTINUING to eat meat, and I think it can (though it probably isn't right now), then I really can't see any moral justifcation for vegetarianism/veganism being the ONLY right approach.

I am not saying meat-eating is better. I am saying meat-eating isn't wrong.

Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If mankind can create a mutually suuportive and balanced relationship with the natural world WHILE CONTINUING to eat meat, and I think it can (though it probably isn't right now), then I really can't see any moral justifcation for vegetarianism/veganism being the ONLY right approach.

But, again, that only seems to say anything if you explain how you came to decide that "I think it can (though it probably isn't right now)". That's the bit of the sentence where the argument should go, and you seem to keep missing it out.

Once more, if you reverse what you wrote, and produce this:

"If mankind CANNOT create a mutually suuportive and balanced relationship with the natural world WHILE CONTINUING to eat meat, and I think it CAN'T, then there would be moral justifcation for vegetarianism/veganism being the ONLY right approach.

then you have a statement that exactly negates your first one. Technically, that could be the end of thread, in two posts. Except some people, when discussing things, find it useful to expand on the "I think it can" or "I think it can't" parts. That's what people have been doing above, you see?

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"If mankind cannot create a mutually suportive and balanced relationship with the natural world while continuing to drive cars, and I think it can't, then there would be moral justifcation for horseback-riding being the only right approach."

I mean you could do this with a lot of issues that arise from our techno-capitalist society. So what?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Eyeball the problem with your formulation is that Mark's is optimistic and your inversion is defeatist: it paints vegetarianism as a kind of result of failure.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

You misunderstand. Neither version is mine. I reversed Mark's post to show that the formulation is meaningless. It is not what I think, as Tracer's post is not what he thinks. Speaking of which:

"If mankind cannot create a mutually suportive and balanced relationship with the natural world while continuing to drive cars, and I think it can't, then there would be moral justifcation for horseback-riding being the only right approach."

My point is that a sentence like this doesn't represent an argument. Someone making this claim would need to elaborate on the reasons why they think it can't, or else they are saying nothing.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I could swim in a sea of raw meat if it was readily available.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Actually, Tracer's version does offer an argument: that there are only two available forms of transport, cars and horses. It still offers no real argument for the use of either, unless the concensus is that what Tracer thinks, even if he chooses not to explain, is what we all should think.)

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

That's lovely, Chris V. America is proud. (ha ha)

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

You misunderstand. Neither version is mine. I reversed Mark's post to show that the formulation is meaningless. It is not what I think, as Tracer's post is not what he thinks. Speaking of which

I wrote 'Tracer' when I should have written 'your' since that's who I was replying to (i.e. you, Tracer). But I must have been confused about who I was replying to. Sorry.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I think Tracer is close to what I meant. I *want* there to be a world in which eating meat does not harm the natural world. I don't care if it harms *people* who choose to eat it (though I do care if it harms people through the industry, i.e. if it makes people poor, homeless, injures them, poisons them etc., which it currently does).

It's very simple. Is it morally justifiable to kill animals and eat them? Yes, it is. The ENTIRE FUCKING ANIMAL KINGDOM finds a successful way of self-propagation and then sticks with it, revising it along with changes to their environment. That's what we've done. Whether we NEED to eat meat - well, obviously we don't, as you prove. But that was never my argument.

Eyeball, you're so caught up in your semantics (bolstered, no doubt, by your unequivocable conviction that your opinion is the only valid opinion) that you're quite literally shutting your eyes to what I've been trying to say.

I'm no Nitsuh - I can't explain things as well, and maybe I don't have the intelligence to take my argument onto higher levels. But I don't think I need to, as on such basic levels I feel I have found all the justification I could need.

Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm no Nitsuh - I can't explain things as well, and maybe I don't have the intelligence to take my argument onto higher levels. But I don't think I need to, as on such basic levels I feel I have found all the justification I could need.

As an aside, I just have to say I really like this sentence :)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Eyeball, you're so caught up in your semantics (bolstered, no doubt, by your unequivocable conviction that your opinion is the only valid opinion) that you're quite literally shutting your eyes to what I've been trying to say.

I'm not trying to trick you or drown out the sound of you with semantics. The point I've been trying to make has nothing to do with any unchangeable opinions I may hold about the issue at hand, i.e. the ethics of meat eating. In fact, I posted only one message, two and a half days ago, which ventured any opinion about that.

Since then, all my posts on this thread (barring one which was explicitly tagged "This is not offered as argument", and another enthusing about Trayce's effort) have expressed a kind of sadness that issues like this* simply cannot be usefully discussed in a place like this. That's what I've been talking about, that sadness. Apart from Kenan and Dallas flapping about (and the usual Dan Perry gurning), this thread devolved into a series of other people popping in for a minute and either laughing (quite properly), or making declarations that amounted to no more than, "I think X, therefore X is true". This applies to the contributors on both sides. My complaint is non-partisan. Nobody engages with anybody else, because they realise that nobody cares to be engaged. Like a lot of threads here, this one became a list of opinions, sometimes slightly tangling, but more often quite detached.

So I picked on your messages because they seemed to demonstrate this attitude (i.e. I'll have my opinion on the record, but I can't be arsed to explain how I came to it) more than most. I took out my sadness on your posts. If that seems unfair, I am sorry.

* By "issues like this" I do not only mean animal-rights. In fact, I'm not sure just now that I don't mean every subject covered by ILX.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I don't gurn, therefore it is true that I don't gurn.

</gurn>

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 May 2003 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan is OTM.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 8 May 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
My girlfriend was a vegetarian for years, and she gave it up. She's back on the meat now, responsibly -- free range and all that -- and in smallish quantities. She has no regrets. We went to dinner tonight at what is supposed to be one of the finest restaurants in town, a claim I am inclined to believe. After a few bites of her duck, she started talking about being a vegetarian. She said, "You know that feeling you get with that first bite, where your arms kind of go limp and you melt a little, because the food is so good?" I nodded -- I was having the espresso-rubbed venison, medium rare. "You don't get that with eggplant."

And so you do not. There's something in the balance of meat, grain, veg, and wine that is really untouchable. Everything on my plate tonight was perfect, and in perfect balance with everything else. The sauce and the corncake, the cale cooked in what must have been a large amount of bacon, and at the center of it all, the meat. It was like sex. I know that sounds trite and entirely undescriptive, but I can't think of any other way to put it. It was a revelation, not of thought, but of the senses, which is better because it's the kind of revelation you can have over and over again. It took me to another place. It made me never want to eat anything else.

This is my prayer: please, God, never let me be reduced to ordering a quesadilla and bitching when it arrives with an errant piece of chicken in it. Please don't let me be that person. Let me not be uptight, or self-righteous, and never let me worry more than my share.

I love food in a large way, and if I were a vegetarian, I would not. I would be missing out. It would be like listening to music, but avoiding anything with any blues in it. It would be a damn shame.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan OTM. Great post.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

She said, "You know that feeling you get with that first bite, where your arms kind of go limp and you melt a little, because the food is so good?" I nodded -- I was having the espresso-rubbed venison, medium rare. "You don't get that with eggplant."

I call bullshit! Though admittedly I've gotten that feeling more with asparagus than eggplant, but still, more than once with eggplant.

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i get that with fresh white bread

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I call bullshit on anyone who hasn't eaten meat in a year who now claims that vegetables are just as much of a sensual experience. I don't know if that's you Chris, but you know who you are.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i get that with fresh white bread

You must be close to starving.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever happened to yertle, anyway?

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps the revival of this thread will summon him.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Though admittedly I've gotten that feeling more with asparagus than eggplant

Asparagus was the vegatable that came with the duck. Boy would you ever have been in heaven.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

he's with geir, yodelling to yessongs in the bergen fjord or something.

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

bread kicks ass man. bakery treats every time. although combined with bacon is never turned down

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

You speak the truth about bacon. Bacon makes everything good. Except for, like, ice cream. But I can think of few things that wouldn't be improved with a little bacon flavor.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

have you ever been inside a bakery, though? do you know what they do to those poor, helpless grains and fibers?

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

if you've not put bacon bits on yer ice cream cone, you've not lived!

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't eaten meat in, like, 15 years. For the most part I didn't like meat then at all, though. So.

I'm not sure if I'd say fresh *white* bread, but fresh bread is killer. Driving past the Franz factory => knees to putty.

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

of all meats that would potentially go with ice cream, bacon is the one

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

not fried liver?

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

not 'sweet' enough

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

'sweet' ice cream's for pussies, yo!

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer lardons to bacon.

< /irritating foodie>

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn Darn1elle'S first post "(...)life's too short(...)"

It doesn't have to. Digression: black humour is the existential metaphysical zenith of contemporary self aware people and how it cripples da Will to Powah? etc I rather work at these values than convince people they are rite.

Kenan: "You know that feeling you get with that first bite, where your arms kind of go limp and you melt a little, because the food is so good?" You don't get that with eggplant."

vivement star treck's food replicator

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...
Wow, I love this thread!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, so do I. Eyeball Kicks is an absolute mentalist loony, but I'm quite happy with how I argued my point. I think trying to further it would be foolish, though.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not a mentalist loony!

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

And calling me one is trying to "further it"! But I will not be drawn, especially as you're probably marking me on Sunday and I imagine you're big.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have realized that I would never post anything as great as "*sadly puts away fighting thong*" and called it a day.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
I love food in a large way, and if I were a vegetarian, I would not. I would be missing out. It would be like listening to music, but avoiding anything with any blues in it. It would be a damn shame.

I've read a lot of stupid stuff on ILE, but this is fucking atrocious.

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe but I feel embarrassed for starting this thread, which was in response to some "I love meat" thread which seemed (probably wrongly) to me to be a getting-vegetarians'-goat response to some other argument. I apologize to ilx for being Mr. Emo sometimes.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"You know that feeling you get with that first bite, where your arms kind of go limp and you melt a little, because the food is so good?"

I've never reacted like that to food. I've never even come close.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you a vegetarian?

Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon bro get with the sweetest meat.
-- vaginatarian (cunn...), May 4th, 2003.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Why Vegans are Missing the Point
By Sara Stryjewski

Vegans are a peculiar breed, forfeiting all animal-related products such as eggs, milk, and even honey, in favor of more expensive, tasteless soy products. Their reasoning for doing so may be health-related, environment-related, or animal rights-related, but peculiar nonetheless. Perhaps not quite as peculiar as the elusive “fruitarians” who only eat fallen fruit, nuts, and seeds that do not kill the original bearer when removed. But, there are so many different varieties of vegetarians that it’s almost impossible to tell them apart without a long list of rules, and the only thing they have in common is that they all avoid meat.

However, meat, to many, is synonymous with “real food”. The centrality of meat to the human diet is proved by how many soy-based meat analogues there are out there, veggie burgers, and meatless ribs to name a few. Basically, eating meat symbolizes the civilization of human beings, when we separated ourselves from the natural world and gained power over it, we became civilized. Meaning, vegans are turning their back on years of progression from herbivores to carnivores. That’s why I considered entitling this article “Why vegans are regressing human nature”, or “why vegans are hindering progress”.

Nick Fiddes, an anthropologist that studies the varieties of vegetarianism, agrees that, “killing, cooking and eating other animals' flesh provides perhaps the ultimate authentification of human superiority over the rest of nature, with the spilling of blood a vibrant motif. It is not only the animal which we so utterly subjugate; consuming its flesh is a statement that we are the unquestioned masters of the world."

That quote may seem a little blackmetal, but you can’t deny its validity. In fact, vegans seem to be drawn to food items that taste like meat, like tofurky, or soy-jerky. Why do they try so hard to simulate meals that they want to avoid? It all seems very futile to me.

Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm no vegan, but i still find a number of dubious premises in that last post.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Like, OMG Sara Stryjewski, maybe the meat analogs are there as an option and way to get meat eaters to stray from, like, a meat eating diets so they don't, like, support industries that harm the environment, and stuff, ya know? But soy is, like, so not black metal, so why bother?

(Jon, that article quote is hilarious. Thank you for posting it)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

And Jon, there's no need to feel embarassed for starting this thread. I thought it was very apt, myself. Emo Shmeemo.

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

That quote may seem a little blackmetal

The beatings for writing this line can't be extensive enough.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

so THAT'S

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(Sorry, that's J0hn.. confusing my J-aw-nz there.)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That quote may seem a little blackmetal

so THAT's what varg vikernes and dimmu borgir are singing about?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think my mom wants to become a vegetarian.

OMG!!!

What's her problem???

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Quick, stop her, Small Wonder!

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Small Wonder??

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's the issue I have with mock meat:

If I want something that tastes like meat, I will eat meat. I do not eat carob, I eat chocolate. I do not eat aspertame, I eat sugar. I do not eat margerine, I eat butter. Logic will not allow me to break this cycle because I am a robot. (amazing xpost)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the dan-droid

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Donut Bitch, you beautiful man. (And thank you Alex for noting it too.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in pain I am laughing so hard.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

See, the thing is, I like mockmeat not because it tastes like meat, because often it doesn't. I like the "mistakes" better, actually. It's a savory spicy textured.. thing, that I think is quite delicious... whether it's a garden burger or some other form of soy fake meat. I have nothing against meat-eaters per se, but there's an essence and smell of meat that, 95% of the time, turns me off. And that's pretty much my reason for being a vegetarian. (the health and environment issues are bonuses). The soy equivalents don't turn me off... and I'm guessing the people that call mockmeat tasteless probably tried something mainstream and bland like Boca brand shit, or what have you, and never bothered with anything else again. (doesn't mean they HAVE to try anything else, but hey, first impressions and all that)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i like mockmeat. i feel like a beef and notbacon burger right now.

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

quorn is very nice

de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with Dan (except of course I don't eat meat). Fake meats are weird.

...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

db, i prefer boca to the other "mainstream" meatless products i've tried -- what brands do you like?

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I like me plenty of fake meats, and done right they're absolutely grand. (Had some teriyaki/baked tofu in my pasta tonight, actually, though I wasn't trying for any fake meat deal there.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Well yes, baked tofu can be great, but it's hardly fake meat.

...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I forget the brand, but there're some meatless "buffalo wings" that're damn good, and closer in flavor and texture to chicken than chicken nuggets are. Spicier than most prepared frozen food, too.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

also, the way most meat (and i stress "most", not all, obviously) is prepared these days is just as far removed from that "dominion" that Sara WhatsHerNameSysnski mentions above as the process of making it soy-based and fake.

Hot dogs, for example. They're almost more natural as soy based smoked flavored soft logs, than this odd hodgepodge of random meat parts processed and reprocessed and salted and smoked, etc. etc. The same amount of processing is occuring if not more in the meat version.

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

SC, Tofurkey has been doing GREAT work with fake meat stuff recently.. especially their soy Italian Sausage, Beer Brats, and Kielbasas. I'm addicted to them. I've been using them in dishes for months straight. They're 100 times better than their actual Tofurkeys, so to speak.

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i'm edging towards becoming a semi-vegetarian. i wouldn't give up meat entirely, but most of the time (if i'm not cooking it myself and if i'm not going out of my way to get something decent) i don't like the way it's prepared, stored, etc.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I only seem to like one brand of "mockmeat"(?)(I've never heard that term) and it was soy. I only had the hot dogs though. I do not like boca.

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I often thought mock meats were there as much for texture reasons as anything - so you can have something structured to put a sauce on. Shredded gluten etc. Or the mushrooms in the delish vegetarian indian food I am eating right now nyom nyom...

(I'm not a vegetarian but I LOVE VEGETABLES. I eat brocoli when I am hung over. Yes, I am weird)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(ironically, I'm now preparing fresh egg pappardelle with marinara and parmesan cheese sticks, but hey, I'm borderline vegan with an extra bold B)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I could happily eat mushrooms all day long (and no that's not a drug joke).

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You yolk-murdering lackey, DB, you stoker of the furnaces that destroy the albumen.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i'm edging towards becoming a semi-vegetarian

a FLEXITARIAN you mean

Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Do vegetarians eat mayonaise

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

And yes, mushrooms. They cannot be praised enough. Mmm.

Fresh spinach is also a good joy. A bit of salt and spices on them even better.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i've noticed lately that the smell of meat grease has been making me ill.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Do vegetarians eat mayonaise

Usually they put it in their eyes.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

a FLEXITARIAN you mean

do i come with a flexi-disc?

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.skgiessen.de/movies/tv/swonder.jpg

DB and Aja share a joke.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Do vegetarians eat mayonaise
Usually they put it in their eyes.

I see, as I am not a vegetarian.

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

That's mean to poor DB!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It was meant as an affectionate tribute!

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The albumen destroyed the flexi-disc

de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The guy has weirdly massive shoulders.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG!!

I LOVE Chess. Too bad I have no one to play it with. :,(,

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

They should upgrade your program -- you could probably play yourself.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Vegetarian food? Cultural regression? A retreat from civilization?What the fuck is that bullshit?

Unless you grow your own food, the cultivation, growing, processing, packaging and transporting of even the most touchy-feely of vegetarian/vegan goods entails a mastery of nature that would've been impressive to people from a hundred years ago, to say nothing of our hunter/gatherer ancestors.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And ILX don't know that ILX is getting
The creme de la creme of the Web world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the ILXors in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or -- or this place!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

They should upgrade your program -- you could probably play yourself.

I don't like to play by myself.

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I did an image search on "flexi-disc" and this was like the third result that came up:

http://www.invisiblerecords.com/aotw/killingjoke/graphics/kjflexi.jpg

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

killing yoke's albumen

de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

awww yeah

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, I much prefer drinking soy milk to cow's milk, and I like fake meat just fine, especially when it's really spongy or when it's practically bread. I don't know brand names so much as dishes in restaurants. (And lemme tell ya, I am sooo peeved that NYC's Veg-City is still closed for "spring cleaning.")

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The title at the bottom of that KJ sleeve is rather appealing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG, and I'm listening to Killing Joke!!

Hehe

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The title at the bottom of that KJ sleeve is rather appealing.

I have the album with that song. Pual Ferguson isn't the drummer though. : (

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

One thread with Aja makes a board mod mumble.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

How many vegetarians/vegans eat things like parmesan cheese, macdonalds fries etc not realising there is animal product involved? I have a few veg friends who seem quite unaware of the beef tallow in commercial cookies/bikkies, the pre-fry Maccas process to cook their fries (in tallow), and the rennet in most cheeses. And yet they happily gobble it all up...

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

One thread with Aja makes a board mod mumble.

Hehe

The Killing Joke album is over.

I don't want to become a vegetarian, ever!!

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.surfbest.net/smallwonder@surfbest.net/Photos/TB-sesn3.jpg

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

How many vegetarians/vegans eat things like parmesan cheese, macdonalds fries etc not realising there is animal product involved? I have a few veg friends who seem quite unaware of the beef tallow in commercial cookies/bikkies, the pre-fry Maccas process to cook their fries (in tallow), and the rennet in most cheeses. And yet they happily gobble it all up...

The problem with the whole vegetarian debate is that it's the holier-than-thou ones that apparently speak for all of them (sometimes that is true, but sometimes that image is projected by the non-vegetarians upon the vegetarians unfairly), and everyone makes it a black-and-white issue with what's allowed to be eaten and what isn't.

Look, I'll eat a Starburst candy if I want to. That has gelatin. That's just as bad as rennet or even flesh. it's just a matter of degrees to me, not a list of vegetarian commandments that I have to follow. As long as I don't go around condemning other people's diet choices (and I do not do that), then who cares what I eat or what you eat. We each make our choices.

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY DONUT BITCH YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

:-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

just eat hohos, twinkies, twizzlers, and drink starbucks coffee. that's kinda close to my daily diet, anyhoo.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I haven't had hohos or twinkies in the longest time!!

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a huge Boca fan myself; I prefer veggie burgers that don't try to approximate the taste of beef, but rather go for their own unique flavors and textures. I don't consider that mockmeat, either; it's not as if carnivores have an exclusive claim to all patty-shaped foods, and that everything patty-shaped but non-meat is a weak imposter.

I feel kind of bad for bitchily reviving this thread, but Kenan's smug "you vegetarians can't *possibly* get the same pleasure out of your fag food that i get out of my meat" argument really got under my skin today. I'm a vegetarian of seven years; I love to cook, I love food, wine and beer, I consider myself pretty handy in the kitchen, and after a simple but delicious stir fry with marinated tempeh tonight, I came upon this thread, which made me seethe.

Being vegetarian forces you (well, encourages you) to be more creative in finding balanced meals. I would not have discovered so much wonderful Indian, Mediterranean, Thai, Ethiopian, etc. food were it not for my vegetarianism. And I certainly would not have learned to cook at a fairly early age. My passion for food has a lot to do with my being vegetarian; what seemed once like constraints have opened a lot of doors.

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I would not have discovered so much wonderful Indian, Mediterranean, Thai, Ethiopian, etc. food were it not for my vegetarianism.

I think this is very key! There's such a wide range of stuff you can swiftly learn to appreciate, even if you are not vegetarian like myself but have friends like the good DB who are. Mind you, when I extolled the Ethiopian veg dishes I had had to Nitsuh, he reacted (in mock outrage but still) with a note that apparently the meat is more essential/expected than you might think.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, Kenan hasn't posted here in months... but I pretty much agree with you on all counts anyway, from personal experience.

(Ironically, the whole "fag food" line is funny, because I don't know a single gay friend of mine who isn't a ravenous carnivore.. in fact, they are the ones who give me the most shit and lame arguments against me being a vegetarian if anybody ["psssh.. why are you such a picky eater? You know that's bad for you.".. oh, don't get me started] ... but I think that's just my weird circle of friends.)

(I'll also add the the 5% of the time that meat essences and smells have indeed made my mouth water, they have occurred mostly when I was in an Ethiopian restaurant, so Nitsuh has a point)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I love meat so much, but Morningstar veggie corn dogs are miles behind the real thing.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, behind=ahead

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

or "beyond", I guess.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I know he hasn't been around lately, which makes it even worse that I bashed him earlier. Sorry Kenan, you're a cool dude; we both dig Steely Dan real hard (and hey so does John!), and I didn't mean to come across quite so vitriolic. Just don't dis' my palak paneer.

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I DEMAND THAT AJA RENAME HERSELF SMALL WONDER KTHX

Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Awhh!!

Hahaha

Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

because I don't know a single gay friend of mine who isn't a ravenous carnivore

You only need to deny me twice more, DB, and then that cock will be crowing.

DB was OTM about holier-than-thou-ness, though: I won't eat a Starburst or cheese that I know has rennet in it, but if I don't know, I don't worry about it. No reason to stress out.

...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Sooner than later, mass market molecular gastronomy haute cuisine will kill food rockism dead when it comes at mockmeat vs realmeat. "vegetarian meat flavors" will be indistinguishable from the source, the (let's call it) singular other (héhé I'm watching that derrida film that I've downloaded, it's not very good so far).

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, I meant just friends in Seattle. sorry. i wuv you and your non meat eating ways, I promise. ;-)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, I wanted to see Chris's cock crow.

Er.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"because I don't know a single gay friend of mine who isn't a ravenous carnivore"
"because I don't know a single gay friend of mine who isn't a ravenous carnivore"

Let the crowing commence!

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I like mock duck better than I liked real duck back when I ate meat. But I don't think they're at all similar.

I'm a vegetarian, and most of what I cook doesn't involve fake meat at all--lots of pulse/grain combinations, lots of soy stuff, lots of dairy, etc. Tonight's spaghetti-and-veggieballs notwithstanding.

Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

aside from the very real ethical stuff (which is of course the entire point), I approach this debate (as a former vegetarian and a current meat-eater) the way I approach rockism vs. popism, e.g. whatever sounds/tastes best wins. I do eat meat but boy do I like veggie and fake-meat stuff for its own sake a lot of times. not to be all Mr. It's-All-Good hippie dude or anything, which I probably am too late aughhhhh!

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 15 April 2004 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Off to the Jamaican vegan sandwich shop we go this weekend, Douglas and Matos!

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

PALAK PANEER IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS ok i'm done now

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That post about the superiority of man over the nature is one of the scariest things I've read in ages. I think most vegans (including myself) don't eat animal products because their production causes rather great amounts of suffering to the animals. So if eating meat is a symbol of our civilization, then it means that the basis of our civilization is cruelty towards other beings. A cynic might say there is some truth to this, but I certainly don't hope this the ways people think things should be (as whoever posted that text implied).

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

As long as I don't go around condemning other people's diet choices (and I do not do that), then who cares what I eat or what you eat. We each make our choices.

no shit. it amazes me how wound up people get about meat-eating. i currently eat fish but when i'm in veg/vegan mode i usually avoid mentioning it, because lots of folks seem to take it as a personal attack and launch into spiels about how meat is tasty, ethical, healthy, blah blah. I DON'T CARE. EAT WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT. unless requested i would never give anyone a lecture about the benefits of soy, so please extend the same courtesy to me.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

College has much to answer for wrt training people in the art of pre-emptive hectoring.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Mercury contamination of fish is more serious than previously assumed so as a rule of thumb I won't eat any of it and prefer substitutes. Since the human body can't break down mercury to get rid of it, I don't like the logic behind the new recommendations like not eating fish more than once per week. How are they calculating this? Are they using an estimation of the age people will die of natural causes before the small quantities of mercury have enough time to add-up to cause morbid trouble? If so, the more life expectancy goes up during their lifetime, those recommendations will have to get adjusted or the more people eating fish will risk running into mercury-related health problems. I don't like that kind of reasoning since I would like to live very long so I'll just have to give up on mercury.

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I just re-post this again?


C'mon bro get with the sweetest meat.

-- vaginatarian (cunni(at)ling.us)

I think it's one of the best posts ever to appear here. Thanks.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Pash here. Simple but effective.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

fourteen years pass...

boy, someone was angry in 2003.

ian, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:54 (seven years ago)


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