Law and Order: Search and Destroy

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Come on, people, sometimes this show is on SIX TIMES A DAY! Let's get into it, here! Does watching the TNT reruns fill you with a guilty nostalgia for the Kincaid years? Does anyone say "mister" better than Michael Moriarty? Who would win in a fight between Logan and Curtis? If you got arrested, would Adam Schiff want the ADA to make you a deal?

(NB: SVU does not count.) (NB, two: drinking game.)

maura, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

michael moriarty = AN ELDER GOD: also good when young in Q: The Winged Serpent, plus an "accomplished jazz musician" — but who has heard him play or sing?

mark s, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Moriarity's contribution to western society is his pronunciation of the word "sir". It send chills down my spine.

The real fight is between Ceretta and Logan. BTW - Sorvino as Kissinger in Stone's "Nixon"? Couldn't be more terrifying.

Jill Hennessy on the cover of the new TV Guide = About To Do A Faceturn.

Chris, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Michael Moriarty = more effetely American Patrick McGoohan?

Early years production quality endearingly low. Benjamin Bratton would have been tossed around comme un ragdoll by the hardboiled likes of George Dzundza (sp).

Tracer Hand, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

McGoohan = overrated wooden twerp not good in anything and in nothing good

mark s, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(heh)

mark s, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently Moriarty is a nutty-nut-nut.

(And while SVU doesn't count, it's still loads of fun pointing out that Mariska Hargitay was Jayne Mansfield's daughter!)

(And CI's Vincent D'Onofrio - yum.)

Michael Daddino, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Q: The Winged Serpent=great!! Also starring the fine and criminally under-used Candy Clark.

"Law and Order" is ok, its one of the few shows I always watch when I do watch tv... I mean, I can't listen to music all the time.

Sean, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and now McG's simply in nothing. but hey now: the Prisoner??

Tracer Hand, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was classic now dud because i hate that Lenny dude.

anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am willing to admit that Sam Waterston is ummm kind of, ok no, totally hot for an old dude. That intensity! That righteous indignace! That fluffy hair!

Kim, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Junior Detective: Logan by a wide margin. Senior Detective: Probably the toughest one, I'll vote a conservative Briscoe. Com. Officer: Cragen (WHAT?!!). Though Van Buren has her moments. Executive Asst. DA: The House of Stone conquers all. Asst. Executive Asst. DA: Robinette or Kincaide. DA: Adam Schiff, easy.

Also: Pathologist: The red-head. Profaci: Profaci. Psychologist: Hmmm...Liz Olivet was/is still a cutie (especially when she lets down her hair), but ultimately I must say Emil "That's just rehearsed crap" Skoda can do no wrong.

Best Episode: Prince of Darkness (2nd season): lots of mayhem, Colombian cartels, and a dark, O. Henry twist ending.

Joe, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

IndignaNce even. I love how you always know when someone is finally telling the truth because they ramp up the dramatic 'strings of confession' in the background. heh. Good show.

Kim, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have never watched this. Obviously I am missing something, yes?

jess, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A Slaw and Larder virgin!!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And there was me thinking this thread was a rallying cry for anarchy. Ho-hum.

Trevor, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
pam grier alert: she will be guesting on svu (yeah, i know i said it didn't count, but it's MY THREAD lalala) this season.

maura (maura), Monday, 23 September 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

no-one is lamenting the departure of adam schiff, tsk, tsk....

mike (ro)bott, Monday, 23 September 2002 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not lamenting because I am in deep denial that he has gone.

rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 23 September 2002 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...
They were filming Law and Order Special Victims Unit outside the Voice today. My co-worker told me that he saw Ice T. I went downstairs and looked around but there was no Ice T to be found.

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps it was just some iced tea.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The pilot is going to be shown on NBC one Wednesday. The only bad thing is there is no Adam Schiff in it.

rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

awesome. Also on Monday, (Memorial Day) L&O marathon on TNT,

That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

chomsky loves to watch law and order!!

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

it's true it wz in the new yorkler!!

(haha in a later issue they had to correct an error in the chomsky profile viz: 'oops where we quoted [x] as saying "chomsky seemed to have tremendous rage", [x] actually said "range"')

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

L&O my favorite thing EVER, SVU a total travesty - "special victims"="they were in some way sexually violated"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

John I think that's what many sex crimes units are called by police depts.

That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
I just started watching this a couple of months ago, due in part to lavish ILX praise, and am now hooked. It's nice that it's a show I've never watched before because now there are like 6,000 episodes in syndication that I can watch basically whenever I want. I watched SVU once and CSI once, didn't really care for either. Vincent D'Onofrio bugs the hell out of me. But I'm now planning my evenings around the reruns on TNN. My favorite one so far was the one where the lady kept killing her own babies because she had Munchausen's Syndrome and coveted the attention. That was creepy. The twists are always great.

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think my favorite aspect of the show is that it's such an actor-mill. Every ep there's another half-dozen people at least, half of them will be great. The show is relentlessly mechanical but it requires all of this good work from no-name pros in these tiny windows. I could almost not give a fuck abt the main cast! my joy: watching 2 or 3 people casually and quietly blow the lapels off E Rohm.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oftentimes the furniture in the DA's office blows the lapels off of E Roehm.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

her promo spot for the TNT reruns still makes me laugh. "there's the DNDUN and then..."

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

god i fucking love this show...i have been binging while we have cable (which goes away tomorrow, sob)

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

TNT has fuX0red things up a lot by adding extra commericals though, a number of scenes have lost a lot of their drama as a result - this makes the most difference during the second half (which in my house we call "the order part," as distinct from the first half which is "the law part," even though technically speaking the cops-and-robbers half is the "order" part and the lawyers-and-judges part is the "law" part), when scenes between McCoy and cagey defendants rely largely on Sam Waterston's great (if sometimes phoned-in) ability to ramp up his outrage.

I love this show so much and only I know the true lyrics to the theme song, because I wrote them but it is a big secret

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my sweet lord, the idea of the theme song having lyrics just caused me to burst out laughing here at my work desk. That would just be so awful and great.

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

well the opening line which runs along with the up-the-scale "da-da-da-dum-dummmm" is "Law and Order show," you can probably figure out the rest from there

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

John do tell the rest. ..

I watch this show every time it's on however I'm starting to not see any more reruns that I haven't already seen. :(

I love D'Onfrio. Rosemary knows this. I'd like to do some illegal things to him. . .

That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to do illegal things to him too, but most of them are illegal because they would result in him being fucking dead.

Just kidding. I don't hate him that much, just find him mildly annoying.

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh Nick yr just playa-hatin' cause he is HAWWTT.

That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

is that the guy in svu? god he unnerves me

i knew svu sucked a big dick when i noticed they were filming things from outside the perspective of the "law" or "order" peeps...formalism rules u r all gay

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess OTM. As the theme song says in the bridge:

First comes the law part,
then comes the order part

I mean you can't be changing the show to make it deviate from its theme-song's statement of purpose

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that threw me off the first time I saw it. I was like "Huh? What?"

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i tricked nancy into thinking that the band who did the seinfeld theme song did the law and order theme song*

*this may in fact be true

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

also, night court

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

and CI has villains ferkrissakes. lame!

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

john at OUR house we call them the order part and the law part but only after we have first called them the law part and the order part and then corrected ourselves once we say 'order part' and realize that we are talking about the lawyers and technically the cops are doing the order and the lawyers are doing the law.

see, it's a very complex show.

gff you would be rohm's bitch if she ever asked and you know it.

Josh (Josh), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

NA, I think what That Girl and I would want to do to him would just involve fucking....

I like SVU 'cause my house made a guest appearance on it.

rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

shit dude I'd be a Shiffbitch if he wanted.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

lenny brisco VS jack mccoy FITE

Elmo Oxygen (elmo oxygen), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I DONT WANT TO GIVE UP TV

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess why are you giving up TV, again?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)


i tricked nancy into thinking that the band who did the seinfeld theme song did the law and order theme song*

i saw the guy who did the seinfeld theme on entertainment tonight once and he was just one guy in a little home studio and he was creepy cuz he reminded me of that creepy mouthsounds guy with the white hair who was big in the 70's on That's Incredible and who now is on a kid's show on PBS. He's even creepier now cuz he's really old and he is still making icky noises with his mouth. That seinfeld guy musta been the mouthsounds guy's biggest fan.
the law & order theme rocks cuz it's got funky bass and clarinet action.

scott seward, Friday, 11 July 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i am giving up tv cuz for the past week or so i've been housesitting, and these people have the fat big screen with tivo and pitcher-in-pitcher action and like crazy satellite cable with 9000 channels

it's probably good for me to only have access to cable one week every 6 months

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

jess you endearing young NPR rockist, I loves yer and will keep you posted on the increasingly rich texts that are L&O reruns

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

for the first two days i was here i just sat in the chair and flipped back and forth between m2, cartoon network, and vh1 classic.

seriously, two days.

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

give that shit another two weeks and you'd be all like "you won't believe what they're sellin' on Home Shopping Network Today!"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i was flashing back on the darkest weekends of high school when i could kill a whole day and night with a bag of cheetos and a six pack of coke and the remote

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

jess i will send you my dvds if you want!!!

i have totally made my summer roommate hooked on law and order -- he is unearthing tivoable episodes that i haven't even seen on my to do list. tivo + law and order triumverate = HOURS AND HOURS SUCKED AWAY. although i do agree about the butcher jobs tnt has done. hey weren't they also supposed to do that advertising-after-the-fact paint-on stuff, like putting diet coke cans in briscoe's hands when they were really parthocups?

today they showed the episode where jerry orbach was the counsel for the defense btw!! & this is still pretty u &k

maura (maura), Friday, 11 July 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

tnt isn't on my basic cable!!!

but i still watch plenty law and order and the one based on Mailer was so tops.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 11 July 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Search the one based on the Puffy trial where Sam Waterston goes "we got dissed!"

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

mike post wrote the music for the theme song. other music-contributions of his, aside from the spinoffs of course, have appeared on:
nypd blue (that's pretty obvous)
l.a. law
silk stalkings
doogie howser md
booker
hardcastle and mccormick
the a-team (!)
CHiPs (!!)
the rockford files (ok i think i'm sensing a theme here)

... no seinfeld though, no night court either. actually it looks like the guy who wrote the theme to night court wrote the theme to, awww yeah, barney miller, aka one of the top ten tv themes of ever (right behind 'good times' and 'taxi' -- one of my favorite nyc moments so far has been driving over the 59th st bridge in a taxi while the theme from taxi was playing on the radio and the sun was just beginning to come up. NEW YORK I LOVE YOU)


also he wrote music for cop rock!!!!!

maura (maura), Friday, 11 July 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

he in that last sentence = mike post there, sorry. aim crashed and my world crashed with it

maura (maura), Friday, 11 July 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Mike Post rules. on rockford alone!

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

the one where jerry orbach plays the lawyer is so fucked!

nancy has made a shirt that reads "i (heart) jerry orbach"

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 July 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a shirt like that. I heart him greatly. He can sing, you know.

(is that episode from the early days before Orbach played the detective?)

(you know what he's great in? Crimes and Misdemeanours)

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, it was from the paul sorvino days...it's pretty funny to see michael m. going up against jerry o. in the courtroom...he doesnt really pull off the hardass lawyer role, but perhaps that's because i'm too used to him as the sardonic ex-alcoholic cop

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(I collect Jerry Orbach records)

rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael M. is a certified nutbar. He keeps trying to run for mayor in Canadian cities, or something like that.

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(someone give me Chicago on vinyl, please)

rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

They release movies on vinyl now?

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the original Broadway cast recording, silly.

rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, they adapted Chicago into a Broadway play?

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

L&O is probably one of the only programs on the air that I have never seen an episode of. I don't know why -- I guess I never got around to it.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

L+O makes me so happy. Somewhere on the web there is an outdated(Moriarty-era) drinking game that can lead to very entertaining reruns.

adam (adam), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i miss angie harmon. her voice rox0r

http://portfolio.iu.edu/rmatthew/a.jpg

black plastic (black plastic), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

She was a robot.

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

a robot w/ a nice rack & a sexy voice, tho!

black plastic (black plastic), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Elisabeth Rohm makes me miss Angie Harmon.

rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Jill Hennessy come back plz plz plz!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

God, she was the best.

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

she's a Dream Teamer

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I HATE THIS SHOW AND ALL OF ITS ILK WITH A BURNING PASSION. BURNING! PASSION! I HATE THE HANDHELD CAMERAWORK (OH THIS IS JUST A SNATCH OF REAL LIFE WHOOPS THERE GOES THE CAMERA OH GOT IT BACK AGAIN HAHA) COUPLED WITH THE MANNERED "REALISTIC" DIALOGUE AND THE WOULD-BE WORLD-WEARY APPROACH TO VIOLENCE LIKE OH HERE'S A DEAD BODY QUICK PAN DOWN TO IT OH MAN WE'VE SEEN THIS A MILLION TIMES LET'S GET SOME COFFEE AND QUIZ THE WAITRESS ON WHAT SHE SAW IN THIS LABORED INTENSE CLIPPED BULLSHIT HARDASS SPEAK. FUCK THIS SHOW.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You're thinking of NYPD Blue.

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I hate Fred Thompson. In brief appearances where he wraps things up, not so bad, but that one episode where he actually got out of the office and did some lawyering had me angry.

Leee (Leee), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ALSO THOSE TRANSITIONS. "D.A.'S OFFICE, 10 A.M." COUPLED WITH THAT REMORSELESS "CLUMP" THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JUDGE'S GAVEL. "OH WE'RE GONNA BE REAL STRAIGHT AND TO THE POINT NOOOO BULLSHIT IN LAW & ORDER NO SIR." WHEN IT FACT IT IS TOTAL F'IN BULLSHIT. I HATE TV BUT "THE PRACTICE" IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN THIS SHIT AT LEAST IT HAS INVENTIVE PLOTLINES SOME TIMES.

NO S1UTSKY I AM THINKING OF MF'ING LAW&ORDER WITH THAT ONE ACTOR, THE OLD WHITE GUY. HE! MUST! BE STOPPED!

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Practice" was one of the worst shows on television. Whoever thought the idea of a po-faced "Ally McBeal" was a good idea should be homeless.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I HATE THE WAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL SO FUCKING STREETSMART AND DESENSITIZED BECAUSE EVERYONE ON THE SHOW IS SO FUCKING COOL AND COLLECTED EXCEPT THE WITNESSES AND SURVIVORS AND SUSPECTS WHO ARE ALWAYS FREAKING OUT BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO IDENTIFY WITH THE COOL SO F'ING PROFESSIONAL AND COMPETENT COPS WHEN IN REALITY IT IS JUST MANIPULATIVE CHICKENSHIT RACIST MELODRAMA.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhh

(sputters, dies)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

will the real slim shady please stand up?

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ie. stop biting trife's style

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"racist"???

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

and anyone who's ever a seen more than two episodes of any David Kelley show ever would know there is nothing inventive about The Practice's storylines

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

that said, gimme Homicide and The Wire over Law & Order easy

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ok that was uncalled for. they often seem to, within network tv's pc dictates, code blacks in certain ways--more emotional, effusive...the good mama wanting the best for her gangbanger son. actually the racial stereotype are no more offensive than the overall puerility of this ass show.

granted i haven't watched for the 10 seconds of it for years and years because it completely turns my stomach within a split second.... it's like the tv equivalent of jethro tull.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

more than 10 seconds. my hatred is impeding my typing skills.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Rip on "Law & Order" all you want, but turning around and claiming that "The Practice" is better strikes me as lecturing someone on how unhealthy Big Macs are while drinking a diarrhea latte.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah it's "jerry orbach"--he epitomizes a certain style that i would like to wipe off the face of the earth.

actually i'm talking out of my ass as i saw two episodes of "the practice" and thought they were clever. actually the visual style of that show is pretty annoying too, all burnished reds and browns and soft focus and tight close ups.

but the faux-verite style of L&O MUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Dan is OTM David Kelly should definitely be homeless.

amateurist, it's an ENGINE; I never really feel anything about the situations except to watch how the next cog moves into place.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Am, I love you.

"OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER COMPARED TO THAT (okay I have seen this in years and I only stumbled across that once, but still THIS MUST DIE KIL KIL KILKILLKILL REDRUM)!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(argh "have" = "haven't"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i actually feel like i'm from another planet when i express hatred for this show. much like my hatred for "seinfeld." i'm usually pretty open-minded but my reaction to these shows is extremely visceral, i will leave a room/house/party to avoid watching them.

i admit the mechanations of the plots can be clever but i'd rather just look at an equation on a page than sit through a million wobbly dips and swooops of that camera as one after another "realistic" scene is played out with victims wailing and actors playing cops trying on one after another cynical expressions.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

when this show comes on i feel like a dog forced to listen to some punky toddler blowing endlessly on a tin whistle.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

At least James Spader will be on it!! I will watch James Spaeder in any old crappy show.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

as for other cop shows HOMICIDE was OK but all of these shows strike me as pornography by other means.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

but Dan david kelly gave us Charmed!!!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

He did??????????????

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The existence of "Charmed" does not mitigate the existence of "The Practice".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"we got dissed"

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"make a deal"

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I sympathize with amateurist here, though I can't say I've ever watched more than a few minutes of any of these. I'm probably being unfair, but cop shows just bore me to death in general.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

He did??????????????

At last we know her favorite show! That Buffy thing was all a cover.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I have watched maybe 2 episodes of this show, the thing is it seems v. different from the usual Kelley forumula.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

name a show on television that isn't 'pornography by other means'

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

That John McLaughlin show...though I supposed it's Washington elite smarm porn.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

it's totally porn!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

L & E disturbs me because it is so prosecution-slanted. Almost all of the criminal defense lawyers are sleazeballs. I used to watch it when I was studying for my Criminal Procedure class to see where they screwed up Fourth & Fifth Amendment issues. Generally, they got it right, but there were a few real howlers.

J (Jay), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

L& E - is this a Law and Order spinoff I'm not familiar with?

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

first comes the law part. then comes the eating part.

that would be the best show ever!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 12 July 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

first comes the law part. then comes the eating part.

Sterling encapsulates my life in two sentences. I will now commit suicide.

J (Jay), Saturday, 12 July 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how I go away for one day and their are 80 new answers on the L&O thread. (which I opened while watching SVU. And fucking D'Onfrio.)

That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 12 July 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That better an adjective and not a verb!

rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 12 July 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

verb, baby. And what a verb!

That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 12 July 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You bitch!

rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 12 July 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

amateurist yr on the list now

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought Charmed was the work of Aaron Spelling--of course that does not matter 'cause Law & Order is the work of the only and only:

DICK WOLF.

Best name in showbiz.

adam (adam), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Er, one, and um, only.

adam (adam), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah it is aaron spelling. i temporarily rolled every tv producer in my head together into David Kelley.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

David Kelley did do Picket Fences, right?

FF!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

He was also an LA Law guy, which explains a lot.

s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 12 July 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

He did Snoops with Gina Gershon that was f'n great while it lasted.

adam (adam), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Really?

s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(not "really he did snoops?" but "really it was great?")

s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - LA Law is literally the lovechild of Kelley and Bochco!

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

explains alot

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

FF!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 13 July 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...
So Tuesday's (Tuesday!!!) SVU must have been the episode Mary was talking about. I think they must have run into Mary and asked her about location advice, 'cause they went to Rockaway Beach. And St Stabler delivered a baby?? Jesus Christ.

Law and Order Original Recipe had Dean Wareham as a bartender. I guess they ran out of local bit part actors and now have to use local musicians.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The rerun I saw last night had a serious story about a thoroughbred horse being killed for insurance money. But the horse's name was Mr. Wickets. Imagine the hilarity of Jerry Orbach, Benjamin Bratt, and Sam Waterston gravely discussing Mr. Wickets.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The professional horse-killer in that episode has appeared as a super-nihilist jailbird in another, and I bet he's got punk-rock roots in real life. Anyone know who this guy is? (I'm too lazy to research myself.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know, but his character's name was Tibor. That's pretty punk.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
LAW AND ORDER COLOURING BOOK!!!

http://www.brandonbird.com/lno_color.html

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

:-O

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yay internet

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG THERE'S A CONNECT-THE-DOTS AND A MAZE

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously my life is now complete

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

goodbye world

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish it was a real connect-the-dots though! and it was of adam's face!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That's my friend, Brandon!!!!

dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

This was on Tuesday night's, Conan, also.

dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, if you guys want one of those coloring books (I have two, hands off) you should order them from Brandon ASAP. He was in LA this weekend and said he was going to stop printing them fairly soon...

dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the other night Dean Wareham played a bartender.

hstencil, Friday, 23 January 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

In the new episode? He was the bartender who didn't remember the creepy guy in the bar?

NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 24 January 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

yep, that was him.

hstencil, Saturday, 24 January 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude. He looked tinier and less handsome than I imagined Dean Wareham to look.

NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 24 January 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That wasn't a new epsiode, it was a rerun! And they also said "shit" on this episode, too.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

There's at least one L&O casting director working in NoHo, so my friend B figures Dean saw a flyer for the job in Other Music.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

John Doe, Dean Wareham, Lisa Lisa, what musician will they have next?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Theo from the Lunachicks has been on it as an extra. (I'm *severely* addicted to all three L&Os.)

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Why I Hate Law & Order


It's really quite simple, it's all about the narrative. I want one. I want one with tension, unpredictable and curious, or I want to laugh at life's folly. I don't want fate's cold repetition.

The show certainly succeeds at something, but I'm not sure I like the terms it has set for itself under which it is successful. We're supposed to view each hour-long show as one story, from crime to courtroom, with an ensemble cast of heroic, if possibly flawed, police and lawyers all working together courageously, if perhaps imperfectly, to drive the plot towards it final destination of the punishment of social evil. Rather like any cop show since Hill Street Blues. Its conceit is its two sections, one of police work and one of prosecution.

In order to get to the second half-hour, in order to justify the show's two part structure, the cops have to capture a criminal. There is no drama in this, no chance that our heroes' flaws might hinder the easy and inevitable progression of suspect to indictment to trial. There is no chance that something missed in the previous weeks' episodes could lead to further tension. The police always get their man.

The second half-hour is only marginally better, with all the possibilities our legal system affords for putting up barriers in the path of justice. Will our steely-jawed protagonists with their flashing eyes and careful hair convince the common twelve, or will a theatrical and cunning defense attorney game the system and get the court to set the guilty free? Since guilt has largely been established in the first half of the show, the tension in the second half is not in the trial's assumption of innocence and proofs to the contrary. What tension there is lies in the working of the system itself, the tricks and games, the tics and bargains of a byzantine legal code and a capricious justice.

I am not impressed. Political or bureaucratic infighting can make fascinating drama if the characters are compelling, if the characters grow and change and what has come before affects what comes after. Stringing together two half-hours of foregone conclusions is not a recipe for continuing chacterization and any chance for drama is lost. After all, every television viewer knows that a half-hour show is supposed to be comedy.

Others are free to differ.

mariamaria, Friday, 5 March 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
anyone watching jerry orbach's LAST EPISODE??

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 May 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

That was one of the weaker cases I've seen on L&O. Would any DA go to court on "Well, she kind of knew the woman who might have killed her husband who also happened to have had her husband killed. No, we have no physical evidence to support this."

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

the other night Dean Wareham played a bartender.
-- hstencil (hstenci...), January 23rd, 2004 9:07 AM.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! which episode was this?!

the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss Briscoe already.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

for our down under Dean Wareham fans

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i missed it already :(

the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

it's on reruns all the time, dude!

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Urgh. I missed the last Orbach episode. I was at band practice and forgot to set the VCR. Any word on who's replacing him?

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

please tell me the show is not going to keep going.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, i know there hasn't been a single original cast member since adam left, but dear god

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they should replace Orbach with one of Sam Waterson's eyebrows.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

dean wareham should join the cast full time! then he and ice should make a record together, it couldn't be any duller than the last handful of luna albums

the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The new dectective will be Dennis Farina.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 20 May 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

for real? He may steal the show...

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what-ever strongo, THE OLD COP IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE OLD COP

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they should just get another Barbie-type to fill Orbach's spot, like the current asst. DA. Let the show go down in a blaze of ignomious glory.

Joe (Joe), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

get carmen electra.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i couldn't watch it last night, but since i'm sure it didn't involve briscoe saying 'you know what, fuck it' and putting a bullet in southerlyn's head, it couldn't have been that great.

haha xpost

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

just have her stand around the precinct holding a box of donuts.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"When you practice medicine, Mr. Stone, sometimes the patient dies."
"And when you're a lawyer, Dr. Auster, some of the people you prosecute are convicted."

Ben Stone for '04--he's tan, rested, and ready!! :)

Joe (Joe), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i never even watch the new eps anymore. i live in reruns.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 21 May 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night's rerun was awesome! James Davis City Hall shooting, firehouse closings, PATRIOT ACT nefariousness, and water board corruption all in one episode!

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss tokyo rosemary.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I saw that episode the first time it ran. I liked the whole switcheroo about who was actually the target of the shootings. What was the Patriot Act stuff? I don't remember.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 May 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

hi hstencil!

i watched the other two reruns but not the city hall shooting one last night.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 27 May 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

NA the FBI searched his home with a secret warrant.

Hi rosemary! I miss you, please come home, or at least IM me (hstencil23) sometime.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, and then the cops couldn't get the key evidence from the FBI! That was dope. I didn't watch the reruns because I had seen them all already, instead I watched Freaks & Geeks on DVD.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 May 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

haha this show just gets more ridiculous as it goes. next week bigfoot will hold lt. van buren's kids hostage as the ghost of adam schiff must save them while a nazi accountant is brought up on war crimes charges by the emperor of siam

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

guest appearances by charo, fred gwynn, and john lydon

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"straight from the headlines"

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i would totally pay to see a jack mccoy johnny rotten throwdown

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

that'd surely be better than the Jack McCoy-John Doe throwdown.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, I didn't have your new AIM name!

Do you work downtown? Are you near William St? I maybe be going there sometime this month, we should do lunch! We could eat in the park in front of the courthouses and have a Law and Order moment.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to see Jack McCoy vs Peter Gallagher, the battle of the eyebrows.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

jack mccoy wins because he has the palsy chicken neck

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

plus he rides a motorbike! he's tough!

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I wrote a ten page paper about L&O for my media critiscm class last (fall) semester. I have also done a few marathons - TNT, 13 episodes in a row, etc. only getting up to refill my beverage. last night was crazy, because their were SIMULTANEOUS runs of L&O on...I watched NBC, mostly, because i think I have almost probably maybe seen all the old episodes.
Things I love:
*McCoy's inability to turn his head without moving his whole body when he's "stunned" by someone else's statement.
*The episode where McCoy is called, by an evil perp who is Revived in a later episode, "Your gloomy little friend...".
*Adam as DA, always. Whatsername sucked (and I've loved her in other things) and Thompson is a retired Republican senator who should be retired, permanently, from the public eye.

I will list more things I love, but Thompson and Elisabeth umglot Rohm make the whole show interesting ONLY because Sam Waterson (and the other regulars) are always acting like they can't believe they have to practice their craft with such talentless stand-ins.

Disclaimer: I only started watching L&O, in syndication, in late 2002.
Claimer: I've watched it like a junkie (sometimes seven episodes in a day!) since then.

Disclaimer: I watched ALL of Dawsons Creek in back to back episodes in approx. five weeks. Binge.
Claimer: I never watch (well almost never) L&O's bastard spawn - I'm a purist. Purge. Purgist.

aimurchie, Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Thompson the newest "young cop"? If it is, I like him. They haven't tried to give him a real personality to distract from the actual plot of the show, unlike Bratt or Noth.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

no Fred Thompson is the DA and he sucks and almost always when he pushes some dumb Republican point in the dialogue, McCoy knocks him down.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"well i'll tell you what, this here country boy ain't gonna be hornswoggled by no special interests come election time, i'll tell you what."

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, duh. Anyways, I like the current young cop. He's got a good incredulous expression.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I like it when he speaks "jive."

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

strongo/stence otm. Adam Schiff 4ever.

adam (adam), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the young cops have always been good. they're the only part where the changeups didnt evidence a noticable drop off.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really see the drop-off in the assistant DA's either...they're all generically pretty young women with somewhat average acting skills. There were two of them that looked exactly the same (the one on Crossing Jordan and the one I had a brief TV crush on but is married to some dickhead football player).

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The best line of dialogue from any "Law & Order" ever is "Oh girl, you are as dumb as a bag of hair."

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam Schiff's phone = portal of death.

Joe (Joe), Friday, 28 May 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a big fan of the old guy in the wheelchair when asked about a rape or something; "I ain't getting wit' no downtown bitch"

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 28 May 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe we like mcCoy to have brunette assistants - the feisty one (who dies and is the star of Crossing Jordan), the husky voiced one (Who was from texas in the show and married the football player) and the single mom (who is married to Richard Gere).
Elisabeth umglot Rohm is simply a bad actress, and she has met her match with the big ex-senator.
Where in the world is Adam Schiff? And our lovely brunettes?
Briscoe should arrest them and McCoy should put them on trial for bad acting. Then they can go to Guantanamo, and trade jello with the entire cast of....(fill in the blanks).

aimurchie, Friday, 28 May 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

KNOW YOUR LAWYERS:

Feisty = Jill Hennessey
Husky = Angie Harmon
Single Mom = Carrie Lowell

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 May 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW, did Crossing Jordan ever get any better, or does the show still suck as badly as it did in the beginning? I remember the pilot/first episode...the 'so empathic about killers and victims that she herself experiences the crime scene' cliches had me convulsing on the floor. Why not just have a blinking neon sign over her head saying "Character ideas wanted: Apply within"?

Joe (Joe), Friday, 28 May 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

my fave schiff line:
"quick,
somebody lock the door
before somebody walks through
with a case we can win."

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 28 May 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"KNOW YOUR LAWYERS"
I am suitably admonished and ashamed. I guess I'm an L&O charlatan.

'my fave schiff line:
"quick,
somebody lock the door
before somebody walks through
with a case we can win." '
That makes me so happy. I can picture it - and McCoy turning his stiff neck to react. And then everyone has a glass of scotch.

aimurchie, Friday, 28 May 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched Crossing Jordan once, it BLEW. And the episode I saw didn't even have Jill Hennessy in it. She was like on vacation or something.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 28 May 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Aimurchie, I'm the one fronting - I haven't seen an episode of L&O since the Hennessey era. Dianne Weist (sic) as the DA? Mrs. Jason Sehorn litigating? No Michael Moriarty or Paul Sorvino? The Ally McBeal guy as a cop? Funk that, son.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 May 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Favorite Episode Endings?

- Greevey [smiling impishly]: "So, how did you know?"
Stone: "My father. Every day, at lunch."
[Greevey's smile dissolves]

- "She doesn't have an uncle!"

- The one where Stone convicts the cult leader, gets The Phone Call, turns ashen pale and croaks a feeble "Oh my God"; cuts to a scene with Briscoe & Logan surveying the teenage disciples strewn across the floor in mass suicide.

- The one with Logan/pedophile ex-priest. "We called you 'Father'...how could you do that to us? You even did it to your own son. How could you do that." The ex-priest gets taken away; shot of Logan superimposed on the bars of the cell.

- The one where Adam takes his wife off life-support, with the prolonged, haunting shot of him (proof that Steven Hill is one of the great actors).

Joe (Joe), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

- "She doesn't have an uncle!"
Schiff's reaction to that is THE BEST THING EVER

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 29 May 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the Greevey/Stone exchange about?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 29 May 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

his dad being an alcoholic.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 May 2004 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i used the word "hornswoggled" twice during my final exams, and "hoodwinked" once, and i got this sudden PC flash that somehow "hoodwink" was a slur of some kind.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 29 May 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
REVIVE FOR BEST NEWS OF THE PAST TWO YEARS:

STEPPING DOWN: Elisabeth Rohm planning to exit NBC's Law & Order sometime in the middle of next season. The actress has made her character the longest-running assistant district attorney on the show since replacing Angie Harmon in 2001.

maura (maura), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get why everybody hates her.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't either. All the assistant DA's since the first dude kind of blend together into a melange of bland prettiness.

St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Please note that the inquisitors become especially irate when confonted with the anti-Hennessy heresy.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

See, I can't even remember who that is. Is she Claire Kincaid, the single mother with the shorter hair? Because she was probably the best actress of them all. But in that role, acting skill doesn't particularly matter. Or in any of the L&O roles for that matter.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand the hate either. She does seem a little more brittle than, say, Jill Hennessy -- but a little less so than Angie Harmon. And I think they're all fine, really. I don't have much of a strong opinion about any of them much like I don't have a strong opinion about Joel vs. Mike on MST3K.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick I am filling our your card

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I love Law & Order, but who watches it for skillfull acting? It's like appreciating coloring books for the expressive artwork.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: dude.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Elisabeth Rohm is much better now than she originally was; I suspect that she has overthrown her programming and manifested self will.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

she has improved since she was on Angel

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I do fear who her replacement will be.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/johnny5.gif

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That would be cool. The robot could extract quick confessions from the baddies by grabbing them with his pincers.

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get why everybody hates her.

The completely flat voice and blank expression (yes, moreso than Hennessy, Harmon, or Lowell). Maybe she's gotten better over the years, I don't really watch the regular series that much in general any more, but when it comes on I still can't watch her without cringing before too long...

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You know who I hate? The (assistant?) D.A. on L&O:SVU. Her who always fucks everything up in court so that the cops have to go back out and find more evidence. Her only purpose is to mess things up and whine about lack of evidence. GRRRR. Ice-T should beat her up like he did that kiddie-slave trader in last night's rerun.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

white girls be havin' flat voices

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

and asses.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Kincaid would never have solve the crime by saying "But Jack! She obviously was killed the night before because she was carrying an evening purse!"

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I did not like the assistant DA of SVU until I visited the set of L&O: SVU and she said "hi" to me when she walked past me and also winked!!! and I was like "oh swoon somebody who's on Law & Order just said 'hi' to me" and from that day to this I have been a great booster of SVU despite its general awfulness

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Every time I see an SVU promo, I fondle my sweaters.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Speaking of sweaters, the revelation of the Assistant DA during the opening credits is a Mister Rogers moment for me -- if it's Jill Hennessy, I'm filled with warmth and happiness; if it's Rohm, I become despondent. (But still watch, sheeplike, the episode in its entirety.)

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

This SVU hate has to stop!

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe they'll replace Rohm with Vincent D'Onofrio? Cop and Asst. DA by day, poet and musician by night...

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

My prediction for Rohm's replacement: another blandly pretty, mildly talented young actress.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

see, i think novak's relative crapness as a lawyer is a) a good idea, and b) something i'm betting the producers wanted to try out for a long time.

also, those of you who are given to intellectual jealousy, click here: http://www.uni-television.com/svu/html/castcrew/baer.html

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't anyone in this bitch watch The Wire? :(

Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the best news i've had in weeks.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't watch Law & Order, but when Rohm was on Angel she really had to rank among the worst actresses in the world. A plank of wood could out act her, and she sucked the life out of every scene she was in. She could have improved since then, though.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

she hasn't.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

She may have improved but she still is pretty bad.

oh, x-post

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, Nick, come off all that Stepford Wives "they're all the same because they're pretty" wank! If you really think that, I hope you only get to see Rohm episodes from now on!...

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
What do you people see in this show?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I am very, very underwhelmed so far. But I am watching it from the VERY beginning. Should I hold on?

Meanwhile, Homicide is excellent. Thanks to everyone on ILX who recommended.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The only great episodes of Law and Order are the Homicide crossovers.

Law and Order is surely the disposable, lightweight little cousin of all American cop dramas post 1990. You have to enjoy it on the level of "I want to watch TV. What's on? Oh Law and Order is on. I'll watch that while I dust the tables."

Last night's SVU episode with the murderous blondies and Anthony Soprano Jr. was pretty good though.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I originally rented the one with Vincent D'Onofrio by accident, and stopped because I thought that wasn't the good one, but actaully it was great!

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I love his partner's knack for only ever opening her mouth to state the complete fucking obvious. Meanwhile, he's off doing his renaissance man bit and drawing all these incredible conclusions.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I still have only seen one episode of CI.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I realized last night that Sam Waterson's facial expressions are in no way connected to the mood he is trying to convey. It's like he's a robot set on random. It's really weird.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not random, Nick. The next thing you'll realize is that his facial expressions are predictable based on the character's mood & situation. It's just that they aren't logical.

I blame the eyebrows.

Still McCoy is the man, mang.

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

guess what - new version of Law and Order set for early 2005 - "Law and Order - Trial by Jury."
huh?

stolenbus (stolenbus), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It'll be one of those 'from the eyes of the jury' shows - but Fox already beat them to it.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

every tenth post on this thread should just be: DUHN! DUHN!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

or at least that's how every revive should start.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

guess what - new version of Law and Order set for early 2005 - "Law and Order - Trial by Jury."
huh?

Yep. That's where Briscoe is gonna end up. On that show.

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I know you will all say that The Shield has dulled my sense for the subtleties to be found in finer things, but along with Oz, this is another show that leaves me totally cold, frustrated, often bored. I started with the first season DVD. Does it suddenly get better or is that it?

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

season one of law & order sucks ASS. go directly to Orbach. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

and the ONLY excuse for taking Orbach off the show would be if he was getting a Briscoe, P.I. series where people repeatedly yell "BRISCOE!"

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

season one of law & order sucks ASS. go directly to Orbach. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Okay, this is maybe what i needed to hear. I also got the Vincent D'Onofrio one by mistake, but I quite liked it in a something-to-watch-while-you're-eating-a-super-burrito kind of a way.

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah first season has George Dzundza, who has yet to redeem his existence in my book and WAY too much David Caruso-style cliched dick-swagger.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

in fact, if I HAD to watch any episode again (I've just seen too many over the years) it would be one that had Moriarity, Orbach, Noth and S. Epatha Merkenson. Though I kind of enjoy Benjamin Bratt a lot. He had a distinct, absurd, flavor.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has thus far completely ignored how good Diane Wiest was. What a shame.

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

Briscoe P.I.

With Munch as his sidekick, this would be the greatest TV show of the 21st century!

carson dial (carson dial), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Best show ever:

Detectives Briscoe, Munch and Sipowicz.
CO Kragin.
ADAs Stone and McCoy.
DA Schiff.

In every episode, Briscoe makes a smartassed comment at the beginning, Schiff makes a crotchety smartassed comment near the middle, and we get to see Sipowicz's naked ass near the end.

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I even rather like Ice T on SVU - he overdoes the "you don' understand, I'm from tha hood!" thing way too much, but he's cool.

I adore D'Onofrio, but I have to admit apart from drooling at the screen whenever he's on, I find that slightly insane head-tilty thing a bit... weird.

Chreiysy (trayce), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

he overdoes the "you don' understand, I'm from tha hood!" thing way too much

Oh, you mean Ice T overdoes the Ice T thing? Par for the course, I think.

I adore D'Onofrio, but I have to admit apart from drooling at the screen whenever he's on, I find that slightly insane head-tilty thing a bit... weird.

After one episode, it's a bit weird. After five, it's a bit genius. After 20, it's more than a bit repetitive.

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah you nailed it. I found it fascinating for a while but when he kept doing it EVERY SINGLE WEEK I got annoyed. Now I forget to watch CI cos its on Sunday nights, when I'm usually too hung over or busy playing computer games or something to notice.

Chreiysy (trayce), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I just want pure Briscoe in Briscoe, PI. No supporting cast, aside from angry police officers who say "dammit, Briscoe! If you're holding evidence out on us, I'll haul your ass in jail, I don't care HOW long you were on the force!"

Ok, maybe you can give him a secretary played by Louise Lasser.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

trial by jury is totally filming down the street from me. HELLO EVERY NIGHT SPENT AT SUNSWICK IN HOPES OF A GLIMPSE OF JERRY!

maura (maura), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ok maybe not every night

but a few

maura (maura), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
That was a LAME surprise.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 January 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

holy crap, no kidding. wha?

maura (maura), Thursday, 13 January 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

SHE'S A LESBIAN?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 January 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Also, YAY she got FIRED!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

no doubt a response to the internet petition

maura (maura), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

That was hilarious. Law and Order humor that wasn't "grizzled veteran doesn't connect with younger partner, laughs ensue."

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

And at least they made Jam Master Jay into a hero.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

please someone tell me what happened, i missed it.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

it's really a lot more, uh, oomphy if you see her delivery

maura (maura), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Was anyone else expecting her to get shot by 'Psycho'? That would have been a much better exit.

Elisabeth Rohm tried to talk them down from going all the way with a prosecution for someone she thought innocent, the Republican fired her for not being cold enough, told her to become a defense attorney. Then she came out of the closet.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Then she came out of the closet.

"Then" should have been "Because of that"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

"Is this because I'm a lesbian?"
"Oh, no no no."

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

No, Serena, it's beacuse you totally suck and are a robot.

The twists become so much more interesting when you consider the rumors concerning her and Dick Wolf!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

Ew.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

wolf dick!

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

I only saw the last 10 minutes and I thought the lesbian thing must be something that everyone else knew about but I'd never caught on to but you're telling me this was supposed to be some kind of surprise? I laughed out loud when she said that.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

Taking Sides: Lamest Exit of the Lamest L&O Character

Benjamin Bratt's "I just want to be THERE for her, man..." versus Elizabeth Rohm's "This isn't because I'm a lesbian, is it?" "Of course not!" [thoughtfully] "Good.....Good."

FITE!

Joe (Joe), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

omg annie parisse swooooooooon!!

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

ok probably corollary effect of the joys of a rohmless episode, but damn.

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

she is hot. nice to have a black haired beauty.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

and fluid unstilted sentences spoken below a low shout! it's almost too much for my little heart to take.

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

That was still a shitty episode though...that bullshit 5-minute long description of a scene from The Third Man as a legal strategy? Come on.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 January 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah that was weak. and it made mr counterfeit man cry!

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

That plan would've really backfired if dude HADN'T seen the "The Third Man."

"Yeeeaaahhh...I really don't know what you're talking about."

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 January 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

They should have had someone playing a zither.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 20 January 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
I am so stoked: the latest promo for CI ACTUALLY USES THE PHRASE "a deadly game of cat and mouse."

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

I like when actors that are on The Wire show up randomly on Law & Order.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Damnit, was I the only person watching L&O Trial by Jury?

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

the latest regular L&Os are cheesy, aren't they? Dennis Farina + dude from the Sopranos go all NYPD Blue on the perps (or at least they did on the last one), it's just weird and kind of lame.

SVU hasn't been as entertaining since Oz went off the air.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

I TELL HIM I DO LIKE LORENA BOBBITT

gff, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

SNIP SNIP

gff, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

jack mccoy promoted!!

Linus Roache has joined the cast of NBC's "Law & Order" as the new assistant district attorney who succeeds Jack McCoy (Sam Waterston) after McCoy's promotion to DA.

Roache is one of two major casting additions to the police drama this season, joining Jeremy Sisto, whose character replaced Milena Govich's Detective Nina Cassady.

It's a reunion for Sisto and Roache, who starred together on NBC's "Kidnapped" last season.

maura, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

well the opening line which runs along with the up-the-scale "da-da-da-dum-dummmm" is "Law and Order show," you can probably figure out the rest from there
-- J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, July 10, 2003 3:19 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Law and Order show
Law and Order show, now
Law and Order show ...

Okay so first comes the law part
And then comes the order part
First we'll arrest them and
Then we'll indict them and THEN ...

(there is gonna be a twi - ist)

And it'll BLOW YOUR MIND
Law and Order show...

nabisco, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ awesome

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

omg nabisco that's almost exactly what we sing:

"Law and Order show
the Law and order show
Law and Order show
the Law and order show

first comes the law part, then comes the order part
it's the law and order show
a special law and order show"

then lay out and allow the band to groove, maybe adlib "order show" at some point

J0hn D., Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

has the l&o theme been sampled anywhere? IF NOT WHY NOT

gff, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

my brother and I have improvised many verses over the opening theme, but "GONNA GET SOME JUSTICE" is a recurring line

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

My favorite part is where you pause before the Raunchy Guitar Lick and then go ... "there is gonna be a TWI - ist."

(triplet melisma on "there" is optional)

nabisco, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

You also kind of have to make your voice lilty and clarinet-like for the "first comes the law part" part. Imitating the instruments is key.

nabisco, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

yeah on the ad-lib-ish "ORder part" near the end you gotta get yr al jarreau on

J0hn D., Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

so is this a good show or what? I feel like I've watched thousands of hours cumulatively and haven't ever once paid attention.

tremendoid, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

has the l&o theme been sampled anywhere? IF NOT WHY NOT

"Nas pays $2 million for Neptunes beat"

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

I also finally heard the tame "disco" remix of the theme song they used for L&O: Trial By Jury. Bizarro.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

i never put words in, i only sing the guitar part (with feeling!)

tehresa, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

so is this a good show or what? I feel like I've watched thousands of hours cumulatively and haven't ever once paid attention.

-- tremendoid, Thursday, 30 August 2007

ban this tard

strongohulkington, Friday, 31 August 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

I have never watched this. Obviously I am missing something, yes?
-- jess, Monday, September 10 2001

haha 9/11 really DID change everything!

strongohulkington, Friday, 31 August 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

god i miss amateurist

J.D., Friday, 31 August 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

did anyone else see the AWESOME svu about the girl with turners syndrome?

jessie monster, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

YES

elan, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

I feel like I've watched thousands of hours cumulatively and haven't ever once paid attention ==> this strikes me as a testament to everything amazing about this program, actually

I'm still anti-SVU, though. It just always winds up gross. It's like they can't come up with actual plot twists, so instead the twist is always "and it gets even more depraved than you ever suspected." You spend 35 minutes figuring the father was molesting his daughter, and then they're all "but MOM was in on it, and they were actually trying to impregnate her at home using a turkey baster!"*

* = genuine half-remembered SVU episode

nabisco, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

Another big difference is that the svu detectives (especially benson/stabler) take. each. crime. personally.

I feel when CI goes into 5-days-a-week syndication this fall on fox I'll have to force myself not to watch every day.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 31 August 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

I've seen that SVU like five times! xpost.

I like SVU more because I like Benson and Belzer and Ice-T and B.D. MOTHERFUCKING WONG way more than anyone on regular L&O since Orbach went to the great precinct in the sky (RIP).

jessie monster, Saturday, 1 September 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^Yes

C0L1N B..., Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco you better show respect to mariska hargitay right now or there will be beef

J0hn D., Saturday, 1 September 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

i love that benson and stabler take it so personally and yeah rip orbach. he was an eye donor! hahahahaha. but yeah, nabisco otm as usual but i still love svu best.

tehresa, Saturday, 1 September 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

whoa brad dourif! michael mckean!

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

oh and the new cast and stuff

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

brad dourif is fucking awessssssommmmmee

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

they've got s. epatha out in the field in ep2 here, i like it

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

If Fred Thompson agreed to appoint Sam Waterson as Attorney General, would you be more inclined to vote for him?

I say an empathic yes.

Mordechai Shinefield, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

I have never watched this. Obviously I am missing something, yes?
-- jess, Monday, September 10 2001

haha 9/11 really DID change everything!

-- strongohulkington, Friday, August 31, 2007 1:35 PM

wau

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

haha. i don't usually watch l&o (unless i am in a hotel room), but i am watching it tonight!

Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

I'm watching it right now! I love Collins! (Tom Collins!)

Mordechai Shinefield, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

oh an honest to god twist! seems kind of old fashioned

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

ohhhh and it's the fucker from fall out boy!

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

!!!!!!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

moral quandaries!! man this is the old stuff

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)

ohhhh and it's the fucker from fall out boy!

Was that really him? I thought it might be.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

i might not have spotted him had jess not talked about it on idolator a bunch

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:20 (seventeen years ago)

Which one was he?

Mordechai Shinefield, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

political candidate in this episode of Criminal Intent looks like Huckabee

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:29 (seventeen years ago)

the kidnapper with the sideburns

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:29 (seventeen years ago)

hay guise tonight's episode was partially filmed at my school!

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

god bless my 9 for CI reruns at 11

bell_labs, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, I don't even like CI, and I'm still happy for that

nabisco, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

I've mostly solved the problem by just pretending D'Onofrio is supposed to be Columbo's nephew, which explains a lot of the speech patterns

nabisco, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

i think that goren is my only fictional crush

bell_labs, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

the 2005 season of CI only started here last night :(

DG, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

ci kinda bugs me sometimes, but for someone w/out cable, those 11 pm reruns are totally classic. also on the weekends sometimes they do back to back svus!

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

GRRR Regular Law & Orders are turning into Criminal Intent these days -- they even do the outside-POV opening with the live victim!

nabisco, Thursday, 31 January 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

As if I would ever tire of the signature "so should we order out for-- OMG a random dead body" openings

nabisco, Thursday, 31 January 2008 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

Nice 'don't forget to vote in the primary Tuesday' line at the end.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 31 January 2008 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

weeeellll it looks like dick wolf is an obama man

-- gff, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 9:58 PM (19 minutes ago)

lol

gff, Thursday, 31 January 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

man that was a fakeout: all the promos pushed the larry craig thing and the dude disappears from the plot! it's all hillary all bad all the time

gff, Thursday, 31 January 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

oh man, the law & order tonight was so good. was it a rerun? i haven't seen any from this season.

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:58 (seventeen years ago)

go to bed.

it was mostly just good cuz of the prospect park footage + the "lol fuck u cops" sentiment.

ian, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago)

can we get perry mason on netflix??!

ian, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago)

they kept calling jack a liberal hippie. who is the new detective that looks like a young elliot gould? and the ada who looks like olivia benson's hotter younger sister?

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

i will go to bed now lol

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

sonned

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

that guy i couldn't place looks like the dude who works at forbidden planet!

ian, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

i wish nbc would stream l&o online :( i always miss it!

tehresa, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

yeah esp bcuz they didn't renew their contract with itunes

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

he looks like a young elliot gould. ie very handsome,

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

ok you know what you know that dude from? he was brenda's brother on six feet under

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

I QM GOING to sleep now tho

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

ohhhh he IS hot!

tehresa, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:16 (seventeen years ago)

I am liking this season way more than I expected. Yes, it can be a bit like CI at times (Rene Balcer is writing this season, and he ran the first five years of CI), but for the first time possibly this decade, I find all six leads really good and complementary to each other.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:18 (seventeen years ago)

Jeremy Sisto and the new additions on the DA side are excellent. I was convinced the show had just about run its course (I had only been watching SVU for the last two seasons, really). But now it's good tv again!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)

JACK MCCOY ON THE STAND

gff, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:44 (seventeen years ago)

DEFENDING LIBERALISM

gff, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:44 (seventeen years ago)

yeah shit is way out in the open this season, and it has been for a while... it's the svu-ification of the whole franchise

gff, Thursday, 14 February 2008 06:45 (seventeen years ago)

lolz at 'now I know why Adam Schiff was so grumpy"

and Linus Roache, who played RFK, giving McCoy an RFK tie pin.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:35 (seventeen years ago)

last week's "are you a socks on or socks off guy?" was funny.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

i guess that this season will end up on sky some time around 2017 :(

DG, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

was the evil ADA the guy from Mad About You?

dan selzer, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

Linus Roache looks too much like Ken Barlow. It's weirding me out, I keep dreading Deidre showing up.

Nicole, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

God the crossexaminations are the worst they've ever been. Not only no actual courtroom craft - just arguing & speechifyin', no fillip, no nothin'. Don't get me wrong, I'd still watch even if everybody just grunted unintelligibly, I'm set in my ways, but the whole 2nd half last night was garbage except for Waterston.

J0hn D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

who is the new lady lawyer, she's a babe.

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

all new ADAs are an insult to the blessed memory of Claire Kincaid

J0hn D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

there oughta just be a bottle of Hennessy in the ADA's chair, every week

damn no-respect casting agents

J0hn D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

i remember back in the old old days when the innovation was how dry and legalistic the show actually was -- anti-pretty mason but still hella exciting! now it's very perry mason; this is the second episode of the new season that's involved the DA getting and on-the-stand breakdown out of a witness.

xp no doubt! "alana de la garza" is her name, if you can believe it. odd that they found someone who looks so much like annie parisse.

xxp rip

gff, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

the only ada i really didn't like was elizabeth rohm.

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

She is the Anti-Kincaid.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

homophobes

DG, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

heh

gff, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

was there ever ANY hint she was gay until that last episode? it was awkward.

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

kind of a "poochie has decided to return to his home planet now" moment

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.brandonbird.com/folding_valentines_detail.jpg

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

I love how they used to do that, though! Dry and legalistic and then suddenly some bit of personal life peeks in for a second. Best one = wasn't there some offhand suggestion that McCoy was always getting on his ADAs? Which doubles as a handy excuse for why they all look like that.

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

Also the time Bratt was like "hold on, phone call ... oh, my wife has M.S. Well, better go interview that other suspect..."

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

mccoy got with every ADA up to serena right?

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

In the beginning, he is also a notorious womanizer, having had sexual relationships with four of his female assistants.[1]
However, this has often blown up in his face: one such assistant, Diana Hawthorne, is found to have suppressed evidence so they could win a case (L&O: "Trophy"); another, Claire Kincaid, is killed in a car accident (L&O: "Aftershock"). Defense attorneys have used this against him (L&O: "Missing").
In 2007, the Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update" segment humorously described the relationship of Jack McCoy with whoever is the current A.D.A. as "teaching cynicism to a supermodel." Since Kincaid's death, McCoy has kept his relationships with assistants professional, although he nurtures friendships with all of them.

max, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

'nurture' is a pretty gross word imo

gff, Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

TS: nature vs nurture

DG, Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

when did he ever get with Claire? Claire had a relationship with one of the judges that she clerked for before she became an ADA but I don't think she hooked up with McCoy

J0hn D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

wow I'm past help huh

J0hn D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

Haha not at all, I totally remember that one. She then resigned in the course of proving that he had harassed Jane Kazmarek's children after a failed affair

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

SHIT

Jesse Martin's leaving: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080221/tv_nm/law_dc

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 21 February 2008 07:25 (seventeen years ago)

But he's being replaced by Anthony Anderson? I'd call that an upgrade.

The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 21 February 2008 08:02 (seventeen years ago)

u crazy

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 21 February 2008 08:20 (seventeen years ago)

o damn i didn't know that!! so long ed green! anthony anderson tho, so it should be fine.

aaaanyway i came to post this, which is some o_O type shit

http://allthingslawandorder.blogspot.com/

gff, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

uh "i like anthony anderson, tho"

gff, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:52 (seventeen years ago)

"Claire had a relationship with one of the judges that she clerked for before she became an ADA but I don't think she hooked up with McCoy"

There are a few references to her sleeping with Jack, one of which came in the episode about one of Jack's previous assistants, Diana Hawthorne, with whom he was also sleeping. I thought that Claire was the last one he slept with, what with Jamie being too smart and sensible (plus being totally out-of-his-league gorgeous) and Angie Harmon (I forget her character's name at the moment) abstaining for the same reasons :). I may be wrong--it's hard to remember all 8243 episodes.

I also agree with whoever upthread said that he loved getting just the smallest offhand nugget about their personal lives. That was always so exciting when it happened!

craven, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

WTF happened to Lara Flynn Boyle's face?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 March 2008 03:41 (seventeen years ago)

i couldn't really see it cause my reception is bad. this ep was DUD. rly god ci rerun on right now - the OTHER "the practice" chick was mr. big's neighbor and jumped/was pushed off roof!

tehresa, Thursday, 13 March 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

bah the orig is like ci now, do not want

gff, Thursday, 13 March 2008 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

I'm kind of addicted to this show now all of a sudden (especially CI w/ Goren & Eeams, and the original with Jesse Martin and S Epetha...).Is there anywhere I can watch it online?

The Brainwasher, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno about online, but TNT shows about 10 L&O episodes a day, and USA Network does the same with L&O-CI. I can't remember who shows all the L&O-SVU reruns...maybe Bravo or A&E? SVU's still my favorite.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

USA is your home for SVU reruns

gff, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

i have to say i may be slowly losing my taste for this stuff (perish the thought).

i remember back in the michael moriarty and early waterston days when it was a pretty realistic crime procedural -- the innovation being a heavy emphasis on lawyering w/o a lot of matlock or perry mason style courtroom theatrics. + the politics were left-liberal but pretty sly and restrained. that's all pretty much gone.

gff, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

I think you might have lost your taste for it even faster if they didn't monkey around with the formula a little. After all, this is L&O's 18th or 19th season...can you imagine the show still being like it was when Noth and Sorvino were the detectives?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

yeah maybe yr right. but the ep last night was about a 'christian madrassa' that made a kid stone his mom to death. the mom, incidentally, was on a terror watch list entirely because the fbi is a bunch of illiterate, politicized morons. the head pastor, of course, flips out on the stand about needing to train warriors to destroy islam. it's a bit much.

gff, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

This thread has been DICK WOLF by an administrator

nabisco, Friday, 20 June 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

Law & Order is highly preferable to most true crime shows when it was far more gritty and realistic and I've sort of been in love with Vincent D'Onofrio for a while now plus L&O:CI is far more 'intellectually intense' when you're drunk and its a lazy Friday arvo. SVU has gotten silly and the repeats are erratic. I really miss the days of Orbach, he was pretty decent and straight. I love Munch and the utter hypocrisy that is Ice Cube...Also what happened to Homicide Life On The Streets that was otm.
New UK epis are hard to get here, Jeremy Sisto is on there? I loves him. I really, really liked Kidnapped but it got cancelled.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 20 June 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

I saw Sam Wasterson in Great Barrington eating sushi.

I thought about getting his autograph while reciting the "Inthe criminal justice system the people are.." but I just let him eat sushi.

It's weird, though, how much I THINK I know him. I felt like I could discuss a case with him.

it's like being a soap opera fan.

aimurchie, Friday, 20 June 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

I really felt like I could discuss a case - but, without my L&O battery of factoids at hand...I thought it best to let him eat sushi.

Sam Wasterson is famous for his depictions of Abraham Lincoln. he does regional theater stuff playing Abe.

I think that's the coolest career ever. Jack but also Abe.

aimurchie, Friday, 20 June 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

I always thought of Sam Waterson as "my" Dad, because Waterson was in a Canadian CBC movie, Jane of Lantern Hill, which I really identified with as a kid. Heh.

Finefinemusic, Friday, 20 June 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

i think homicide life on the street is on hiatus.

omar little, Friday, 20 June 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

HOLY SHIT CHRISTOPHER MELONI PUT ME IN HIS TOP FRIENDS ON MYSPACE

rogermexico., Friday, 20 June 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

chaki got man 2 10-15

DG, Friday, 20 June 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

I get excited when the L&O spin-offs refer to McCoy as a general public figure.

OR DO I?

Psych, I totally do.

Executive Producer
DICK WOLF

nabisco, Friday, 20 June 2008 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://lachaine.tf1.fr/lachaine/series/0,,3429396,00-paris-enquetes-criminelles-.html

Auteur : Dick Wolf

C0L1N B..., Friday, 20 June 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

Waterson WTF!

aimurchie, Friday, 20 June 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

"McCoy, have you been asked to join the Obama adminstration?"

WHAT??

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 6 November 2008 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't watch tonight, but all of the Law and Orders have gone so far off the rails that I can barely stand to watch them anymore. SVU is especially terrible, CI was at least always kitschy a bit. SVU has been a joke of late. I'm a total hater now.

dan selzer, Thursday, 6 November 2008 04:04 (seventeen years ago)

our 'new' SVU's are from 2004/5 and are still ok. ice-t saves the child of a dead informer from a meth lab that had been set up in a day school (of all places), that was good. last night munch pleaded with a deaf woman to quit her euthanasia web site...

koogs, Thursday, 6 November 2008 12:22 (seventeen years ago)

Stabler's family issues are so stupid, but when Ellen Burstyn as his mom was talking about the time in Wildwood when she was aiming a gun at the family, my first thought was "Is Stabler's dad Bruce Dern??"

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 6 November 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1166893/

"Law & Order: London"

koogs, Sunday, 23 November 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

Featuring Apollo and Martha from Doctor Who. I'll probably download an episode out of curiosity just for that...

Nhex, Monday, 24 November 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i don't know which law and order this was but i saw an ad for a new episode starring sherry stringfield (of 'ER'!) and ned beatty and the entire ad went something like this:

v.o.: "how is SHE controlling this judge?"

stringfield (witness): "tell him he's badgering the witness!"
beatty (judge): "uh, you're badgering the witness!"
D.A. (looks confused)

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Monday, 15 December 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

law and order UK premieres...
the world lols.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7880999.stm

https://static.bafta.org/images/originals/law-and-order-new-2832.jpg

warmsherry, Monday, 23 February 2009 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

In the British criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate mischief, and the Crown Prosecution Service who prosecute the jobs.

warmsherry, Monday, 23 February 2009 12:24 (sixteen years ago)

this actually looks cheaper than The Bill. and the accents...

font is a bit posher than us version.

they should've replaced the bongs with big ben bongs.

koogs, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

The bongs stay. I'm in it for the bongs.

warmsherry, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

i'm trying to hum the L&O theme but i keep ending up humming suicide is painless or owner of a lonely heart

lil waynes babymama (musically), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

lol at wigs.

the theme tune was 80% Jeruslaem too.

koogs, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

BRADLEY FUCKING WALSH.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

Aaaagh! I can't get any of the clips to play. Dunno if it's because of my browser or if its because I'm in the US.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

Ha! Serves you right! Now you know how I feel, poor Heuroppean bereft of SNL recaps and other HULU.

warmsherry, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

the little sped-up bit of the music at the end of reruns. like a little twist of the tape speed knob. what's with that?

andrew m., Saturday, 19 September 2009 05:43 (sixteen years ago)

hub downloaded first couple of episodes of LO UK...haven't watched yet, I was just excited that Apollo was in it. Though I pointed out to Clay they really don't need this show. The Bill has served LO's purpose for donkey's years...and unless LO UK includes the catchphrase 'You're NICKED', I'm predicting mostly dud. We shall see.

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 19 September 2009 06:17 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

Oh, Michael Moriarty

The Increasingly Left Law and Order

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 14 December 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

Dogs who love/hate Law and Order:

http://nastynets.com/?p=2890

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

Okay that's fucking hysterical.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

In fact that might be the single best thing that L&O has produced. I still get sucked into watching re-runs of this show sometimes.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

does anyone know the spanish title of law and order?

sir gaga (s1ocki), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

resisting

max, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

Er:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/05/13/nbc-cancels-law-order/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

awww. don't watch regularly by any means but it'll still be sad when/if it finally gets cut down

Nhex, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

This season has been so good, it's the best in the franchise right now.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 14 May 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

its official

http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/14/nbc-cancels-law-order/?partner=rss&emc=rss

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

NBC said Friday that it had ordered a new series, “Law & Order: Los Angeles,” or “LOLA” for short.

Roomful of Moogs (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

bring on L&OLA imo, the episode where they went out there in '99 was lols

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

L-O-L-A
Law & Order: LA

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

A senior executive involved in the production of the show who asked not to be identified said that while the show’s quality had held up, the show’s ratings had not in recent years. “There’s no bigger ‘Law & Order’ junkie than I am,” the executive said, “but we’ve been in almost every Upper East Side apartment in New York and explored all those stories.”

Too bad for everyone else in the place, then.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

"I mean, we read that Alexa von Tobel piece and realized that nobody had any money, so we cancelled the show."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

bring on L&OLA imo, the episode where they went out there in '99 was lols

― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, May 14, 2010 12:29 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^ so otm. mad jurisdictional wrangling in that, it was a two-parter too.

taylory dayne (goole), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

jurisdictional wrangling is the best part of 90% of cop shows/movies

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

It also renewed “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” for another season.

boooooo

worst L&O

dmr, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

weird that the article doesn't mention Criminal Intent, is that one still going w/ Goldblum? I only ever catch the reruns of these tbh

dmr, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

jurisdictional wrangling is the best part of 90% of cop shows/movies

huge truthbomb

svu worst L&O

outrageous liebomb

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

Criminal Intent is on cable.

Roomful of Moogs (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

SVU has this weird Nancy Grace vigilante quality that puts me off. not down with Meloni or Hargitay.

dmr, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

I am super interested in how L&O's cancellation will affect the location fees that NYC businesses charge for rentals.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

Criminal Intent is on cable garbage.

fixed

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

SVU has this weird Nancy Grace vigilante quality that puts me off.

I was watching an SVU rerun and thought they had carried over Criminal Intent's Faith Yancy but no, it was the real Nancy Grace.

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

Criminal Intent is not so good anymore.

SVU is the worst of the franchise.

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

My good friend worked at L & O and just lost her job. :(

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

I loved SVU the most for years and years, but it seems to be rehashing itself these days. Sharon Stone as the new ADA is a small lift, but she can't save it.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

I am looking forward to Isabelle Huppert guest starring next week on SVU.

Z S, sorry about your friend :(

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

so there will still be at least 2 L&Os w/ new episodes?

iatee, Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

three more, from glancing at a schedule

hopefully we'll get to see Alana de la Garza in something else soon besides Garnier Nutritioniste advertisements. will Sam Waterston follow Steven Hill in coasting on commercials himself for the rest of his career?

SVU burned out long ago - surprised it's hung around so long with minimal cast turnover - they even brought back Stephanie March for a while right?

Nhex, Saturday, 15 May 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

SVU will last until there are no more of us who would happily throw ourselves in front of a train if Mariska Hargitay said it might bring her a moment's pleasure, i.e., for a very, very long time

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 15 May 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

i think they are running two new episodes next week and then the final episode the week after

jeff, Saturday, 15 May 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

SVU will last until there are no more of us who would happily throw ourselves in front of a train if Mariska Hargitay said it might bring her a moment's pleasure, i.e., for a very, very long time

tbh, depends on how many trains there are

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Saturday, 15 May 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)

Q: So Amtrak needs an additional 50 billion dollars in federal funding...why, again?
A: To make more trains.
Q: But the charts you've presented the committee indicate the same downward trend in consumer use of Amtrak that we've all known about for years. Why do you need more trains?
A: For the people who want to kill themselves for Mariska Hargitay.

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 15 May 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

otm aerosmith. caught the one where benson is off undercover or somesuch (think she was irl pregnant) and stabler had to team up with some other lady detective. it was nearly unwatchable

sonderangerbot, Saturday, 15 May 2010 12:47 (fifteen years ago)

Last episode tonight. They all meet in a church and there's a dog and etc.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Apparently Terrence Howard has just signed on to be the either the DA or maybe the ADA for Los Angeles.

yea or nay?

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/07/30/terrence-howard-joins-law-order-la/

Johnny Fever, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

I guess I hadn't been following closely, though, because I didn't know Skeet Ulrich and Alfred Molina were already attached. I agree with Ausiello. How bout we get some estrogen up in here?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

is the pretty lady ada going to be a blonde or brunette? this is the first i've heard of a LA L&O and frankly it's the only thing i give a shit about atm

goole, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

skeet ulrich lol

goole, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

but molina is already a convicted pedophile psychopath, how does that work

sonderangerbot, Saturday, 31 July 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

whoops

j., Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:39 (fourteen years ago)

the little sped-up bit of the music at the end of reruns. like a little twist of the tape speed knob. what's with that?

― andrew m., Saturday, 19 September 2009 05:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

I know EXACTLY what you mean! The theme music goes flat a half-step, just for a second, then corrects itself, then goes a half-step sharp and again corrects itself. What is up with that?? I hear that on other programs too, always at the end of the credits. Some kinda digital-tv bug or something?

If it cannot be notated, then there is no nute. (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:26 (fourteen years ago)

"It's like OUR Law & Order—just more British"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE3gMN97TKw

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

season one of law & order sucks ASS. go directly to Orbach. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, August 5, 2004 10:15 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

I vehemently disagree with this. First season of law and order is compelling and avoids the crowd pleasing monotony of future seasons. Once Dick Wolf discovered that the ratings spiked every time the killer/villain confesses/breaks down at the end, the show became trite and uninteresting.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

Just occurred to me when talking with some friends about L&O that the show (any variety) does a shit job at moving characters off the show. Mike Logan's exits on both L&O and CI, the weird "I'm a lesbian and I'm outta here" Rohmbot departure, Lennie's retirement from L&O just so they could add starpower to Trial By Jury—only to have it get canceled a few episodes in (and not too long afterwards, Orbach's death). DAs come and go once Schiff finally left (and Waterson's sexy ADAs change twice as often). Detectives are interchangeable.

The only time they did it right was when they killed Claire, and I guess Benjamin Bratt's exit had a little bit of weight. But everyone else's exit either made no sense or was just *shrug* see ya.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)

also WAHT

One of Hennessy's most visible performances was uncredited. In 1995, Jill Hennessy, who played Claire Kincaid on the NBC crime drama Law & Order, made a couple of crossover appearances as Kincaid on another series, Homicide: Life on the Street. During the filming of one of these crossovers, the production schedules of both shows overlapped. As a result, Jacqueline was recruited to play Kincaid in some courtroom scenes filmed for the Law & Order episode "Corpus Delicti," which aired in January 1996.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqueline_Hennessy

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 08:15 (fourteen years ago)

there were a couple homicide/l&o crossovers! the munch from svu is the same much from hlots

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'm still wondering who they were going to have be Connie's baby daddy.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

Robinette becoming a DA wasn't an exit per se but was a great "what happened to that guy?" look

Steven Tyler the Creator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

didn't munch also show up in the wire? but yeah jesse l martin was on the show forever and when he quit he basically just put his stuff in a drawer at the end of an episode and walked out the door.

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

I love when Robinette would show up years later as a defense attorney.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

I watched a Season 3 episode last night. Olivet was railing against therapists sleeping with their patients which is really funny since 15 years later it is revealed she slept with Logan.

Added bonus: Lindsay Crouse!!

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

Munch: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0004858/

SVU, 30 Rock, Wire, Sesame Street, Arrested Development, Homicide, X-Files...

koogs, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

but wait:

"Sesame Street"
... aka "Open Sesame" - New Zealand (English title) (new syndication title)
... aka "Sesame Street Unpaved" - USA (syndication title)
... aka "The New Sesame Street" - USA (new syndication title)
- Episode #37.1 (2006) TV episode, Played by David Rudman (as Det. John Munch)

= BOGUS MUNCH

koogs, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

Not BONUS MUNCH?

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

there were a couple homicide/l&o crossovers! the munch from svu is the same much from hlots

I know that. My amazement was that Jill's twin sister Jacqueline stood in for Claire Kincaid, UNCREDITED, on L&O while Jill was busy with Homicide.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/C8zaF.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

Run that one for ever!

"I am the lawn" ..

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/07/arts/television/chicago-fire-and-the-changing-dick-wolf.html?_r=1&hpw

Since its 1999 debut, “SVU,” the stalwart sex-crimes sibling of the original “Law & Order,” has delivered viewers a predictable, and beloved, formula of whodunit storytelling. Now the creator of the “Law & Order” brand, Dick Wolf — whose name is so tethered to television drama that just hearing it evokes an ominous chung-chung sound in many viewers’ minds — is branching out. He is taking his signature fast-paced realism (or what he calls “trompe l’oeil cinéma vérité”) outside New York to a Chicago firehouse. And unlike his strict procedural style, which gives little character back story, “Chicago Fire“ hinges as much on the messy personal lives of firefighters and paramedics as the fires, car accidents and other calamities they handle.

Mr. Wolf’s team calls “Chicago Fire,” which begins Wednesday on NBC, “Dick Wolf 2.0,” a slightly evolved approach for a big-name producer firmly committed to the creative doctrine that made “Law & Order” a billion-dollar property and one of the most lucrative franchises ever on television.

But “Law & Order” and its offshoots have taken a hit lately, a product of changing tastes in broadcast television toward character-focused dramas with story lines that stretch from episode to episode. For Mr. Wolf, after decades of prime-time ubiquity, the current television season represents a crossroads. The question is whether he can depart successfully from his formula, especially after his previous prime-time efforts to break with the format, the NBC show “Conviction” and ABC’s “L.A. Dragnet,” didn’t catch on. Early reviews of “Chicago Fire” have been mixed. (The Huffington Post said, “For a show about fire, it lacks any kind of spark.”) That raises the stakes for Mr. Wolf as he pushes into fresh territory unrelated to “the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute offenders.”

j., Sunday, 7 October 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

Law and Order totally has character back story. SVU has too much!!

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

love it:

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2013/01/the_intercept_by_law_order_creator_dick_wolf_reviewed.html

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

have been watching so much law and order

so much

iatee, Sunday, 6 January 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

have the earliest seasons been fancied up? i thought i remembered the s01 dvds being fullscreen, but on netflix it's letterboxed now and the quality seems to be better too.

j., Thursday, 7 February 2013 06:43 (twelve years ago)

huh, i guess it was just season 1 they redid.

j., Sunday, 10 February 2013 08:24 (twelve years ago)

the early seasons have had spotty full widescreen/HD broadcasts on TNT, so at least some of the eps have been upconverted from the original film

Nhex, Sunday, 10 February 2013 10:33 (twelve years ago)

is jack mccoy supposed to be drunk in his first episode (at the beginning of season 5)?

j., Sunday, 24 February 2013 06:59 (twelve years ago)

rey curtis, bleh

j., Thursday, 28 February 2013 10:15 (twelve years ago)

is the beginning of season 8 the first episode that starts with a live victim?

j., Thursday, 7 March 2013 11:30 (twelve years ago)

unfortunately not in the spreadsheet: http://www.overthinkingit.com/2012/11/13/the-law-and-order-database-all-20-seasons/

s.clover, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

i never looked at that before. i didn't realize that he keeps track of NOTHING.

i started my OWN spreadsheet last year for homicide.xls and it was a monstrous task trying to keep track of even the little i tried to keep track of - the different detectives' cases and the big incidents in their lives / relationships. of course, in the first couple seasons they would routinely be running three separate stories per episode.

L&O spreadsheet should keep track of things like law-time-to-order-time proportion, cases where adam schiff leaves the office, episodes where the crime involves people in the criminal justice system, etc.

j., Friday, 8 March 2013 02:10 (twelve years ago)

ha, i had a homicide board spreadsheet where i'd keep a note of all the names that appeared on the board. got kinda messy has i hadn't realised that they flipped the board over for the other shift... (also, episodes were sometimes shown in a different order to the filming order so lists would go up and down).

koogs, Friday, 8 March 2013 10:06 (twelve years ago)

don't they also add names for cases that aren't shown?

j., Friday, 8 March 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

yeah, often members of the crew or visitors.

koogs, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)

i had forgotten how much skoda is just like FUCK IT WHATEVER in comparison to olivet

j., Saturday, 9 March 2013 05:17 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

'don't get weepy on me. i'm not nixon, and you're not ehrlichman.'

j., Friday, 29 March 2013 09:44 (twelve years ago)

I need to start watching the reruns again regularly, the Lenny Episodes were just straight gold.

Stopped caring about SVU a few seasons back.

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 29 March 2013 10:44 (twelve years ago)

This is as good a place as any for me to mention that I'm still pissed that the LA spinoff was cut off at the knees

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 29 March 2013 10:46 (twelve years ago)

loved corey stoll on the LA spinoff, the rest was iffy

max, Friday, 29 March 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)

I like that they brought back Connie on LOLA.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 29 March 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)

that woman really deserved better

Nhex, Friday, 29 March 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

i know the ratings weren't great but c'mon it was a law and order show. given another season i'm sure it would have gotten an audience! i have no idea why they thought they had any remotely better ideas.

s.clover, Friday, 29 March 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

Bear in mind that was the same year as The Event, The Cape, and Outsourced. The following year they made and cancelled the US remake of Prime Suspect

But I have to admit I kinda hated LOLA, pre- and post-retool. Definitely would've preferred that they NOT cancel the original, the team at that time was pretty decent

Nhex, Friday, 29 March 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

this show has the best russians

j., Saturday, 30 March 2013 04:01 (twelve years ago)

The last few seasons of Law and Order were pretty good.

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 30 March 2013 11:33 (twelve years ago)

Ha ha, Jenna Stern retweeted me.

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 31 March 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)

they were GREAT

maura, Sunday, 31 March 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

Somehow I only just noticed Law and Order: UK exists.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 March 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

it's re-imaginings of old l&o scripts. you're not missing much tbh.

koogs, Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)

'she scared me, that girl… she have heart like KGB'

j., Monday, 1 April 2013 09:42 (twelve years ago)

They should call L&O: UK L&O: Doctor Who

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)

Didn't the UK one have the Adama kid from Battlestar Galactica?

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 1 April 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

yeah apollo was on the uk one

balls, Monday, 1 April 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

pff who cares, it had Martha Jones

Nhex, Monday, 1 April 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

man i hate this guy

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080902171418/lawandorder/images/4/4d/William_Wright.jpg

j., Tuesday, 2 April 2013 04:54 (twelve years ago)

huh this makes perfect sense who woulda thunk it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back-to-back_life_sentences

j., Friday, 5 April 2013 05:56 (twelve years ago)

they have real mayors and governors and presidents but when jack argues in front of the supreme court they're strangely vague about any real-world correspondences to the justices -

http://lawandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Vaya_Con_Dios

even though in the next episode giuliani appears as himself to introduce nora lewin as schiff's replacement

j., Saturday, 6 April 2013 06:40 (twelve years ago)

http://lawandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Everybody%27s_Favorite_Bagman

Steven Zirnkilton, best known as the opening credits narrator for all L&O series, makes his sole on-screen appearance in this episode. He is one of the NYPD technicians conducting covert surveillance of a restaurant where corrupt politicians are dining. He has one line of dialogue: "Look at that. Do you believe these guys?"

= opening credits guy must be the one who is compiling all the footage and telling the stories for 20 years!

j., Friday, 19 April 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)

I bought the Jerry Orbach biography. I cried at the end.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 19 April 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

'crouching tiger, hidden student'

j., Friday, 19 April 2013 08:38 (twelve years ago)

man, i've been watching later-season episodes on like russian and indian pirate streaming video sites, every once in a while there's a wonky video transfer that makes it like watching a law & order screw tape

j., Sunday, 21 April 2013 10:37 (twelve years ago)

caught so flat-footed after 9/11, half a season before they even mention it and then it's always these awkward punch-ins, 'well with what's going on in this city…', 'nowadays people think the more information, the better'

j., Tuesday, 23 April 2013 09:23 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

clay davis really tears it up in the wire reunion episode w/ wee-bey and bunk in it

j., Monday, 10 June 2013 09:38 (twelve years ago)

i never noticed before, like half the episodes fontana has been in so far, he's told a witness 'we're authorized' to get information out of them. is that some kind of in-joke from farina's earlier roles?

j., Monday, 10 June 2013 09:58 (twelve years ago)

he keeps doing it, it's hilarious

j., Tuesday, 11 June 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)

nearly every opening in season 17 shows the victim getting killed, or alive before the body is discovered.

something something did not honor the fire.

j., Tuesday, 18 June 2013 07:36 (twelve years ago)

season 18 is so much better than the preceding ones (back until harmon/schiff were still around). proof of the showrunner principle - rene balcer was back!

more leisurely scenes (sisto must make a difference there, the conversations he's in just seem naturally slower), and more small details, like the thing with the whistles during the blackout episode, or the larry craig bathroom-tapping scene with john doman, or the new workplace adjustments of having mccoy sticking his nose in between cutter (the new guy) and rubirosa (pre-existing relationship with mccoy, but now reporting to cutter). tricksier cases, too.

j., Thursday, 20 June 2013 07:56 (twelve years ago)

I love the last 3 seasons.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:25 (twelve years ago)

anthony anderson explains unions 2 u

j., Friday, 21 June 2013 04:44 (twelve years ago)

cutter vs. rubirosa!

man this season is on point

j., Friday, 21 June 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)

that was one of the most hilariously contrived L&O situations ever

oh no! there's a DA strike... so Connie has to defend the criminal!!

Nhex, Friday, 21 June 2013 05:15 (twelve years ago)

lol mccoy on the kennedy assassination - 'ongoing investigation??!'

j., Sunday, 23 June 2013 08:39 (twelve years ago)

'so where do the juggalos hang out?'

j., Saturday, 29 June 2013 08:48 (twelve years ago)

http://blog.yhathq.com/posts/named-entities-in-law-and-order-using-nlp.html

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 5 July 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)

Hahaha

I'm getting misty now

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 5 July 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

Treating PTSD with Law and Order

I have seen every episode of every franchise at least a dozen times (except for the season of "Criminal Intent" with Jeff Goldblum and Saffron Burrows. No.)

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 11 July 2013 04:47 (twelve years ago)

I like them best when they pretend to be an overbearing wealthy couple in order to get information.

Oh man, Eames and Goren pretending to be a couple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Benson and Stabler.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 11 July 2013 04:49 (twelve years ago)

yeah, they were a lot more convincing

Nhex, Thursday, 11 July 2013 05:07 (twelve years ago)

lol why he gotta hate on saffron burrows

Nhex, Thursday, 11 July 2013 05:08 (twelve years ago)

goldblum season of CI is surprisingly good!

max, Thursday, 11 July 2013 10:53 (twelve years ago)

aww. rip.

Nhex, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 00:40 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

Who's your favorite New Yorker, living or dead, real or fictional?
Jerry Orbach. He really was Mr. New York, and people don't realize what a great Broadway hoofer he was.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/06/chris-noth-is-as-old-as-old-new-york.html

maura, Friday, 13 June 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

alternate theme song lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGQbN7W7R2g

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 27 July 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

ok i laughed

Nhex, Sunday, 27 July 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

maybe i missed this ep last time around otherwise i don't know HOW i would have not posted about it here - lupo's first at the beginning of s18 has a WITNESS STAND SUICIDE by a DR KEVORKIAN KNOCKOFF who goes out ranting about the 9TH AMENDMENT

j., Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

^ watched it again, forgot until the awesome climax that that was gonna happen, truly exceptional in the annals of l&o cross-exam melodrama

j., Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

Not just any fake Dr. Kevorkian but BRAD DOURIF!

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

hahah NOW I remember that episode.

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

http://tvline.com/2015/02/06/law-order-limited-series-nbc-chris-noth-sam-waterston/

10 episode mini-season of original recipe Law & Order is being talked about.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 February 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)

It would be wonderful to see Briscoe back as well as McCoy and that Linus fella…

Oh dear.

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:21 (ten years ago)

No Rodgers, no credibility.

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:23 (ten years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.avclub.com/article/lemony-snicket-mindless-pleasure-law-order-and-how-225671

nomar, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:35 (ten years ago)

i was amused, despite never having read any of those books

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)

The A.V. Club: Why do you like Law & Order so much?

Lemony Snicket: I don’t know. It’s hard to say why I like it so much. It is in some ways indefensible.

this man is a fool

j., Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:59 (ten years ago)

haha

balls, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 06:01 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

LOLA is pretty placid, i keep expecting someone to start making california vs new york jokes like the woody allen movie when he is forced to fly out to hollywood

j., Monday, 27 February 2017 04:05 (eight years ago)

it really picks up some bounce once they kill winters and retool by moving alfred molina and RUBIROSA and doing a dope IDM theme song rewrite

j., Tuesday, 28 February 2017 04:55 (eight years ago)

kudos to small-time cable channel "We" for running stuff from the first six or seven seasons in constant rotation

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

surprised Women's Entertainment picked it up a few years back, stealing a bit of the load from TNT who still airs L&O Classic, but cool

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

LOLA was pretty bad IIRC, but yeah definitely better when Rubirosa crossed over. kind of a laughable intro for her if i remember, getting off an airport escalator or something

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

they dumped the "women's entertainment" brand, now it's just "we got the l&o"

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

does california have more stringent requirements to pass probable cause standards before proceeding to trial? they keep doing separate courtroom scenes for that on LOLA, like it's standard.

j., Thursday, 2 March 2017 07:10 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

http://jezebel.com/interview-with-a-man-who-has-a-tramp-stamp-that-says-ex-1794209415?utm_campaign=socialfow_jezebel_twitter&utm_source=jezebel_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

What’s the craziest thing anyone’s ever said to you about the tattoo?

Some people just think it’s stupid. They’ll be like, why would you get that, it’s ridiculous! I’m like, I like Law & Order a little bit more than you. If you liked it more you’d understand why I had this tattoo. Why wouldn’t you if you’re dedicated?

Do you have any idea if Mariska has seen the Dick Wolf tattoo?

As far as I know she has not. I’ve tweeted several times at her because I want her to see it more than anything.

j., Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

Dzundza was born in Rosenheim, Germany, to a Ukrainian father and Polish mother who were forced into factory labour by the Nazis.[3] He spent the first few years of his life in displaced persons camps with his parents and one brother.[4] Before immigrating to the United States in 1956, the family lived in Amsterdam for some years. His family then moved to the US, settling in New York City, where George attended Xavier High School.

!!!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 08:33 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

oh man they just had, in this old episode I'm watching, Angie Harmon's character say "any woman with a brain should be able to figure out a better method of birth control" about abortion o_O

mh, Friday, 11 August 2017 02:38 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

the first dobson episode is on we right now and i miss everything about what's happening on tv

maura, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 23:37 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

Ben Stone is dead?!?

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:22 (seven years ago)

omg what!! this is worse than what’s his face judging a reality show

maura, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:25 (seven years ago)

I don't watch SVU anymore but apparently tonight's episode opened with Jack McCoy giving the eulogy at Ben Stone's funeral.

Also, I forgot that one of the Chicago series has Ben Stone's son as a character.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:30 (seven years ago)

is that series even still running or did i just imagine it was cancelled because i stopped watching its lame ass

j., Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:06 (seven years ago)

It seems like Stone Jr. will be joining the cast, at least for a while, because the most recent ADA literally KILLED A BABY tonight, got acquitted, then resigned.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:23 (seven years ago)

: O

j., Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:27 (seven years ago)

lBARBA KILLED A BABY???????

maura, Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:43 (seven years ago)

omg have not felt the need to immediately catch up for a while

the Benson drama is theoretically more stressing because HER CHILD but the meta-drama hasn’t had a great wtf quotient since the monkey-basketball and “is it because I’m a lesbian?!”

Barba’s slow turn into public defender via mistrial has been fun

mh, Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:52 (seven years ago)

this is the last season right? or do they know?

i figured i would just wait and catch up in an abject binge

j., Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:57 (seven years ago)

watching this now

Sam Waterston really looked and sounded old. God, I feel old.

mh, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:10 (seven years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cc/40/7f/cc407fd7a7bc103d8d59647f3ee8ed72--steven-hill-law-and-order.jpg

you're tellin me about old

j., Friday, 9 February 2018 01:52 (seven years ago)

RIP :(

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/24/arts/television/steven-hill-trailblazing-tv-star-dies-at-94.html

maura, Friday, 9 February 2018 12:16 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

Catch my guest spot on @nbcsvu tomorrow night with @Mariska and @FINALLEVEL. I object to you not watchin'. pic.twitter.com/ihIu2qk0yt

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) May 8, 2018

:o

mh, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:43 (seven years ago)

Shout out to sayin' "whatnot", " what have you" and " so forth" and whatnot, what have you and so forth.

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) April 29, 2014

j., Thursday, 10 May 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

https://deadline.com/2018/09/law-order-hate-crimes-series-nbc-dick-wolf-warren-leight-1202456899/

As Law & Order: SVU is heading into its record-tying 20th season, NBC is expanding the Law & Order franchise with a 13-episode order to Law & Order: Hate Crimes, from Law & Order boss Dick Wolf.

Co-created with one of Wolf’s top lieutenants, former Law & Order: SVU showrunner Warren Leight, the latest Law & Order installment is based on New York’s actual Hate Crimes Task Force, the second oldest bias-based task force in the U.S. The unit, which pledges to uphold a zero tolerance policy against discrimination of any kind, works under the NYPD’s real Special Victims Unit and often borrows SVU’s detectives to assist in their investigations.

The new Law & Order series will be introduced as a planted spinoff from SVU, with the first incarnation of the new unit appearing in the latter part of the upcoming season of the Mariska Hargitay-starring series.

j., Tuesday, 4 September 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)

I bought the Jerry Orbach biography. I cried at the end.

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 18, 2013 8:28 PM (five years ago)

he had cancer like almost the whole time he was on the show!

j., Tuesday, 4 September 2018 20:57 (seven years ago)

is the beginning of season 8 the first episode that starts with a live victim?

― j., Thursday, March 7, 2013 5:30 AM (five years ago)

no

they basically do it for the first few seasons, which also usually start with beat cops jibber jabbering until there's an incident or a cry for help (sometimes, they do it like this, but with no live victim), and the last few, which use more of a mix of ordinary-sitch conversation or scenes previewing the issues around the crime but in such a way as to show the live victim

j., Tuesday, 4 September 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)

i've been going through season 10 and just hit "mega" which is an outrageously good l&o episode/episode of television

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 21:02 (seven years ago)

michael mckean AND annette o'toole

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 21:04 (seven years ago)

mega is in my top 10

maura, Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:37 (seven years ago)

seven months pass...

does california have more stringent requirements to pass probable cause standards before proceeding to trial? they keep doing separate courtroom scenes for that on LOLA, like it's standard.

― j., Thursday, March 2, 2017 1:10 AM (two years ago)

thanks to the mueller report i now have an answer to my question!!! i think

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_(formal_criminal_charge)

Because the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution expressly creates a constitutional right to be indicted by a grand jury, the information is used in federal criminal procedure only when a defendant voluntarily pleads guilty (often as part of a plea bargain) and waives the right to an indictment.[11]

However, the Fifth Amendment right to a grand jury indictment does not apply against the state governments because the grand jury provision has not been incorporated against the states by the Fourteenth Amendment. Thus, the information has always been the dominant charging document in the western states, where extremely dispersed population distribution during the American frontier era made it difficult to select and convene petit juries to hold trials. In that era, convening even larger grand juries just to indict criminals was seen as an unnecessary extravagance.

In western states, district attorneys are authorized by statute to charge criminal suspects by filing informations. The defendant is then entitled to challenge the information at a preliminary hearing, during which the prosecution must establish to the judge's satisfaction that probable cause exists to bind over the defendant until trial. The U.S. Supreme Court affirmed the constitutionality of this procedure in Hurtado v. California (1886).

The grand jury is still available in the states where informations are used, but it is usually used only for issuing indictments for certain types of crimes or for certain types of anti-corruption investigations.

j., Thursday, 18 April 2019 22:44 (six years ago)

Is L&O:LA streaming anywhere? It came about during a rare L&O hiatus in my life

mh, Friday, 19 April 2019 03:23 (six years ago)

improbably enough, you can actually see it on nbc.com

j., Friday, 19 April 2019 04:06 (six years ago)

six months pass...

panicked teacher: "these are good kids!"
briscoe: "so were leopold and loeb"

ok but were they lennie, WERE they?

mark s, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:12 (six years ago)

been watching the original on my streaming tv subscription because I think it's *still* not streaming anywhere else in the US

once it gets into the groove, the original series has some amazing seasons in the early seasons. Briscoe and Logan might be the prime years?

mh, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

they never ever seem to repeat S1-5 in the UK*, i've only seen noth in the spin-offs (does he play the same character? i never watch the spin-offs, they're all bad not good)

no moriarty or dzundza or robinette either :(

*i think those series showed on BBC originally, maybe they still have the rights to them

mark s, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 20:21 (six years ago)

lol i mean brooks, robinette is the character name

mark s, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

those are all in the first four years so there's no 'either' about it

logan is the same logan; after the tv movie which is about him trying to solve his way back to manhattan he kicks around a while longer offscreen before solving his way into major cases due to some connection an investigation has to his girlfriend or something

j., Wednesday, 23 October 2019 20:44 (six years ago)

either
/ˈʌɪðə,ˈiːðə/

CONJUNCTION & ADVERB
1: Used before the first of two (or occasionally more) given alternatives (the other being introduced by ‘or’)
‘either I accompany you to your room or I wait here’
‘available in either black or white’

2: adverb, with negative, used to indicate a similarity or link with a statement just made
‘You don't like him, do you? I don't either’
‘it won't do any harm, but won't really help either’

mark s, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 20:58 (six years ago)

Noth reappears in Criminal Intent much later, but it’s a psychological investigation show with a different tone. I think they bounced around what day/time it was at on broadcast tv then shoved it on to cable. Vincent D’Onofrio (!) and Kathryn Erbe mostly star, although they both get cycled out for reasons. Other leads include Jeff Goldblum and Alicia Witt, which is wild considering they seemed to give the series a lot less consideration compared to other shows

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:20 (six years ago)

mark did you have your name legally changed so the s stands for 'salty'

during noth's run they also started insanely alternating leads and iirc didn't really try that much to make noth's episodes tonally consistent with d'onofrio's schtick

j., Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:58 (six years ago)

We bingerewatched CI a while ago and its weird, despite evidence in this very thread that I used to watch it regularly, I did not recall a single episode on rewatch. My brains! :(

(we're now doing OG from season 1, which Id never seen before now. Seems so dated and stiff compared to later stuff)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:26 (six years ago)

watched some CI last night and I'd forgotten how all of the criminals come off as vaguely reptilian

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:54 (six years ago)

Many years ago I had a theory about how each L&O had an overriding political philosophy:

L&O - Marxist (poor people are often forced into desperate acts of criminality, but the rich are the true villains)
L&O: SVU - Schopenhauer (life is pain)
L&O: CI - Nietzsche (some people are smarter than/superior to others, it is up to the superman detective to be smarter than/superior to his criminal adversaries)

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:10 (six years ago)

Ha. I like it!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 24 October 2019 22:16 (six years ago)

three months pass...

"i won't have this trial turned into a circus!"

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

one month passes...

"enough of your treacly mea culpas"

mark s, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:44 (five years ago)

watching season 13 and I've got to say I miss my stabler

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

This is as good a time as any to tell you that my dog sings along to the Law & Order theme song every time he hears it pic.twitter.com/4HNVPWrzmE

— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) March 19, 2020

... (Eazy), Friday, 20 March 2020 04:43 (five years ago)

lol

Dan S, Friday, 20 March 2020 04:46 (five years ago)

Stoked

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 02:45 (five years ago)

"in the process of determining a verdict, lives often hang in the balance"

mark s, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:07 (five years ago)

comments about how people underestimate how unhinged Stabler was seem to forget the Dick Wolf Chicago shows, where it's revealed that some Good Cops are going to get in trouble because they like to torture people for information and confessions, but their methods got some results

can't speak to the fire and hospital shows attached to that spinoff other than the crossovers because it's obvious they concentrated all the casting and writing on the cop show

mh, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:47 (five years ago)

Wooo Gary Busey

où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 11:07 (five years ago)

four months pass...

via voodoo chili, this made me think of maura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOxAlfvpQmI

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

i can’t watch this show anymore :( oh well

maura, Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:15 (five years ago)

I’m watching it right now

one of the few episodes where Van Buren leaves the office because a case involves someone she knows and she’s just relentless

mh, Sunday, 13 September 2020 02:40 (five years ago)

yeah all the stuff this summer just curdled it for me

maura, Sunday, 13 September 2020 14:09 (five years ago)

I'm going to sound like I've been living under a rock but what was it specifically that ruined this for you? I feel like we've been living in such a hellscape the past six months anyway

boxedjoy, Sunday, 13 September 2020 14:29 (five years ago)

It first aired 30 years ago today.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Sunday, 13 September 2020 15:06 (five years ago)

blam blam

mark s, Sunday, 13 September 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

More the law than the order I would imagine

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that L+O: Organized Crime's 2021 season is nominated in the ILX TV poll, with voting ending this weekend:

ILX's Best Television of 2021 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends After January 31, 2022

If you like this show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (3 minimum, 25 maximum, ranked by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 20:56 (three years ago)

seven months pass...

John Oliver vs Dick Wolf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNy6F7ZwX8I

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 12 September 2022 19:16 (three years ago)

two years pass...

TIL Lenny Briscoe had a thing with Munch's ex-wife

oh, it's her...
https://lawandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Gwen_Munch

koogs, Monday, 12 May 2025 17:02 (seven months ago)

"Is it because I'm A LESBIAN?!" still pops into my head occasionally. I swear, it was delivered as if it was news to Elizabeth Rohm, too

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 12 May 2025 20:01 (seven months ago)

they are showing 6 episodes of og l&o and 4 of svu every weekday on one of the lower cable channels. it's good background TV when the recorder is empty. and today was a homicide: lots crossover with briscoe and munch working together

koogs, Monday, 12 May 2025 20:10 (seven months ago)

three weeks pass...

god, I forgot how insufferable Abbie Carmichael was. the best moments are Schiff saying some pithy comment after she goes on some conservative tirade. Schiff was the best DA

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 5 June 2025 23:46 (six months ago)


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