We all want Real Madrid to win

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This is what Des et al just said. Is this true??

Okay, they are skillful and all that. But, I find matches like AC vs Inter much more involving, there's proper defending (cynical and classical), not many chances, always the chance of a punch up. I will support AC Milan in the final.

Taking sides: Stylish football vs grubby football.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Today, I fell in love...

http://digilander.libero.it/fotocalciatori/martins.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

As an Inter fan... I'll support Real over AC, but only under duress. I'll support Juventus against Real tomorrow though, by a long shot.

Des' comments seem to be part of the great ITV pro-Man Utd conspiracy. Ever since they embarassed United in the first leg, ITV seem insistent on claiming the current Real team is one of football's all-time greats. This is a team that recently got hammered 5-1 at home by Majorca (I think), and struggled to make it out of the group stages of the competition. It also has a defence that, and I'm not exaggerating here, would struggle to make it in the average 1st division team, let alone an all-time great team. It's making United look good by default- they can claim that they're the second best team around if Real are meant to look like Gods. Which they're not.

It's just an extension of that World Cup untruism "Everyone supports Brazil when their team goes out". Bollocks.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there is more than that. They do have an astonishing array of attacking talent, as good a front four as I can think of at any club in a very long time, and they were a joy to watch against Man U, even if they did only just beat them - 6-5 is close, not a peerless team outclassing a side that needs big changes. Real are simply more fun to watch than Internazionale especially, but also than anyone else. As a neutral, I'd far rather have their kind of entertainment than Inter's potent defence.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I can honestly say the Real team at times looked a more skillful collection of players than I've ever seen anywhere. This is not to say they're the best team ever or any such hyperbole, but certainly are great to watch.

I found tonight's game tiresome but I watched the whole bloody thing anyway, I thought AC deserved to lose.


Didn't Big Ron love Martins though?

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Doesn't everyone love Martins? I hope so...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

there's a james bond joke here somewhere.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't really care if Real or Milan win, as i think they're the two best teams in the tournament and i think Juventus have ridden their luck somewhat and only really came good against Barca in classic fashion (lets not forget Juve were pissed on by Man U home and away so if they did go on and win the Cup I'd find that a bit annoying personally)

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

that is exactly the reason juve will win! just to piss everyone off

also i will root for juve cos real's winner in the first leg was an absolute disgrace

Chip Morningstar (bob), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i really dislike the conervatism of italiam football,e pitomised by keeping rivaldo on the bench. too fluid a style of the efficiancy of the italian league. it may well be tecnhically efficient and effective, but it's boring. much rather the riskiness of the real setup. they always let in goals, cos the defenders think themselves midfielders.

matthew james (matthew james), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

But, as an Inter fan said on the Champions League round-up Monday night, Italy have won three world cups, Spain have won none. Attractive football may be all well and good for the neutral, but would you rather your team played dull football and won, or attractive football and lost (Kevin Keegan to thread, obviously)?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

And Juventus will win tomorrow. With the exception of those two (major) hiccups against Man Utd, they've been nigh-on unstoppable since December. They'll score in the 7th minute, and then put ten men behind the ball for the rest of the match. Real's shots on goals tally will be about 612, and yet they'll still not score.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

But, as an Inter fan said on the Champions League round-up Monday night, Italy have won three world cups, Spain have won none. Attractive football may be all well and good for the neutral, but would you rather your team played dull football and won, or attractive football and lost (Kevin Keegan to thread, obviously)?

But Real Madrid *do* win the Champions League.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm... yeah, to an extent. I think the truth of the matter is that functional football wins a lot more matches than attractive, yet reckless, football. This is why Herbert Chapman is seen as one of the greatest managers this planet has ever had, and Ossie Ardiles... isn't.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm... yeah, to an extent

1997/98 Real Madrid

1998/99 Manchester United

1999/00 Real Madrid

2000/01 Bayern Munich

2001/02 Real Madrid

!!

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, but how much of that is due to the "wilderness years" of Serie A? Italian football hasn't been a factor in the past five years now, has it? I'd venture that, say, the Juventus team of today could beat at least three of those five teams.

(Bayern Munich 00/01 was one of the most workmanlike teams I've ever seen, and, lets be honest here, they should have won it in 98/99 as well)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

well it might happen but remember there was a similar pattern with the World Cup Winners, see:

1966 England
1970 Brazil
1974 Germany
1978 Argentina
1982 Italy
1986 Argentina
1990 Germany
1994 Brazil
1998 erm....France


and Utd have already missed two golden 'oh wouldnt it be perfect' opportunities given the venue for the final the last 2 seasons...no point getting hung up on these sort of things basically

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd venture that, say, the Juventus team of today could beat at least three of those five teams.

possibly the Juventus of TODAY but certainly not the Juventus of three months ago

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

They can beat any team on their day, Ron...

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't understand why you Angloes enjoy watching Italian soccer. But then I suppose anything's better than watching the Premiership (*ducks*)

b.R.A.d. (Brad), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

How are the NZ Kingz doing then, brad?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a rough game against the Solomon Islands.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Coming from a country whose greatest soccer achievement occured over twenty years ago when we scored two goals against Sctoland (who scored five), I should've seen this coming.

b.R.A.d. (Brad), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

but if Scotland hadn't let those goals in, they'd have gone through to the second phase (I think) ... that was the third consecutive World Cup when Scotland went out on away goals.

still, at least you don't come from Iran or Costa Rica

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm, I meant to say at the end there!

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

damn, what's happening?

what I meant to say was that my last sentence only really works if you say it in a bitter-yet-still-reasonably-humorous Scottish accent(think the 1978 and 1990 World Cups)

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm £80 up if Juve win it, so obviously I don't want Real Madrid to win.

Dom's point about United supposedly looking good by default if Madrid win is a good one up to a point (though you could argue that could be the case either way given United beat Juve home and away). But speaking as a United supporter, that's not the way I feel even if you put aside the gambling aspect.

I want Juve to win because I don't think this Real Madrid side deserves to be lauded the way they are. Of course they were stunning going forward against United, and the first 45 minutes in Madrid saw some incredible football from them.

But the paradox is that while United never looked like beating them over the two legs they still made them look very beatable. For a team that was getting stuffed United cut through them very easily over and over again. It was so clear that a more solid team would really give them trouble. (And fuck knows what happened to a United side that had looked as impressive and disciplined as ever before defensively in the competition leading up to that game.)

If you compare Madrid to, say, the Milan side that won it in 1994, there's no competition for me. Now that was a side that looked truly invincible.

James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I've gone off Real Madrid now. I think I'll be a Juve fan now. I like that Montero, he seems really brutal.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

So, James Ball wants Juve to win because 'United made them look beatable' and because 'a more solid team would give them trouble'? Let's hear it for more solid teams! I'm a neutral watching tonight's game and while I can appreciate, up to a point, the qualities of Italian defending, I can't understand how that can be more interesting or enjoyable for the neutral than creative, attacking flair.

Daniel (dancity), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

As for ITV, let's pray that they lose the contract soon.

Daniel (dancity), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

here's the part where i root for atletico de madrid.

AtLEeeeti!
AtleeetI!

AtleeeeeeeeTi!

gabriel (gabe), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What I meant, Daniel (and forget about the United aspect - for this argument it could've been anyone playing them), was that for a lop-sided team they've been praised too highly.

I'm more impressed by a team that's got the perfect synthesis between creativity and destruction, like the Milan side I mentioned. Which had plenty of flair, and don't forget they put four goals past Barcelona in the final.

If a side wants to be called truly great they've got to be a hell of a lot less flimsy than this Madrid team.

James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You're probably right about greatness, and other posters have got it right when they say that if you were a fan of Real it might be a somewhat infuriating experience. But Juve were rewarded in the first game for their caution, only getting beaten 2-1, and that's irksome.

Daniel (dancity), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

But, again, you're only concerned about teams playing cautiously and getting a result if you're a neutral. I doubt Norwegian football fans cared when they were qualifying for every World Cup with their 8-1-1 formation in the 90s.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Totally right. Remember the question was about Lynam's assertion that we all want Real to win. While I despise what ITV football has come to stand for, and TV people shouldn't come out with such claptrap, as a neutral (as I said in my first posting above) it's hard to want any other result than a Real win. I don't feel much love for Real - they hoarde players like nobody's business, but Juve and the other Italian giants are not exactly angels on that score are they?

Daniel (dancity), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I will support whoever plays the most grinding, cynical, brutal football. Unless they're managed by Warnock.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I really hope Juve don't win, I can't bear another match with those monkeys Di Vaio and Del Piero clattering 3 yard open goal opportunities into row z and crashing into each other.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Dom Passantino is my favourite ILXor.

Inter vs Milan in the first leg (I missed last night's, grrr) was captivating stuff, exceptional football played by the most skilled and drilled defenders and midfielders in the world. I'm not at all a fan when a catenaccio team goes up against a free-flowing one (though I'll be hollering for Juve tonight, natch), but seeing two such teams play each other was riveting.

I suspect Juventus could win tonight. I certainly see no reason to support a (formerly fascist) club who are the kings of financial mismanagement - though, unlike Leeds, they were bailed out to the tune of £200 million by the Spanish government.

And I fuckin' hate Brazil, too. I don't like Des Lynam while we're at it - smug AND clueless is quite a feat. Remind me why he ever became a cult hero?

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I really enjoy watching Juve play, what with Davids and Nedved rampaging through midfield and, as Tim says rightlty, Montero being a fantastic spoiler. He was man of the match by a country mile when they put Barca out.

chris (chris), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish Champion got to commentate more, he is so much easier on the ears than Drury or Tyldsley.

Juve have been so desperate up front in almost every match I've seen this season. I thought last nights match was ok, I'm not sure how Mark and Dom could enjoy it so much though, the last 15 minutes rescued things. Maybe I'm not enough of a purist here.

How come Costacurta was defrosted for the match? And will he be playing in the final?

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Costacurta's been back in the team for months now, so I'm sure he'll play in the final.

James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually agree with Chris about Davids. Less so about Nedved. Whether or not we can support a club with a dodgy past such as Real's reminds of of ILM threads about singers whose real lives are objectionable, yet who somehow manage to come up with beautiful or challengin (or whatever) music. I'm with Ronan - maybe I'm not purist enough to see the beauty in cat(enacio) and mouse football.

Daniel (dancity), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It depends on context of course. Italy v Holland in Euro 2000 was amazing.

Daniel (dancity), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm surprised no-one's giving Madrid much chance against Juve...it could go either way, possibly away goals to Real, possibly penalties (its amazing how few penalty shootouts there have been in the Champions League...2 finals and thats it?!)

the Milan derbies were both pretty dull i thought.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone gonna stick their neck out on a score-line for tonight?

Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

one nil to Juve - nedved in the 43rd minute

chris (chris), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan, I missed last night, so I can't comment, but the first leg was gripping.

I play football on Wednesday lunchtimes and I'm known as Costacurta. Because of my name, not my talent, though I am an ageing, slightly out of his depth sex symbol central defender.

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the Milan derbies were both pretty dull i thought

erm, the second one was way more animated
...and Inter's kickboxin' Mat-tvoju!-erazzi should've been sent away, huh, like twice!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(oh, and -- i never want Real Madrid to win)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

As I stated upthread, 1-0 to Juventus.

Man, I'd forgotten how great Italy vs Holland in Euro 2000 was until I was reminded of it here. De Boer (which one was it again)'s first penalty in the shootout is one of my all time favourite Italian football match memories. Heather Mills could have hit that better.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing about Juventus' strikeforce- Alex Del Piero has been (with the possible exception of Henry) the best player in the European Leagues this season. It's just that, as anyone who has ever seen an Italian national match since 1997 will realise, he just isn't a big game player (and this goes for Champions League as well).

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going for a Madrid win. 2-1 with both goals from Zidan, just to really stick it up the Old Lady. I know that Juve have it in them to fuck me off and nick it but I think Madrid are hungry for it.

Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think people are investing too much faith in Juve's defence.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

They have only conceeded 22 in 31 Serie A matches this season, though. The confidence is there for a reason.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer Juventus to Real.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Clive T is too pro-Madrid, and should be censured.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim Hopkins, a pub in Lancaster, watching the European Championship final, 2000:

'I want the Italians to win - they're magnificent defensively and are a true team of all the virtues of football, not just pretty pretty fannydanglers' (or words to that effect).

Sometime later when France have resorted to massive hoofs up the pitch in English stylee:

'I like the way France are playing. I might change my mind...'

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with Pinefox about Clive T, despite my preference for Real tonight. But then I think Clive T should be silenced, period.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave: consistency is my worst vice. Nice to see you in the Exeter E&E today btw.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Wahay!

Spent most of this morning on the blower to Sir Gary Nelson...

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Go go Serie A..

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

There is a reason for having ITV2 after all!

Real should buy some defenders. I just knew Figo would miss that penalty. Had to keep screaming "shut up" when Venison kept saying that Montero should be sent off, didn't mention the Real players making "book him" motions, which I thought was a bookable offence. Poor old Nedved.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ what a disaster. I'm surprised how much I didn't want Juve to win.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Real Madrid are a bunch of wankers, and watching them lose, or hearing about them lose, is one of the greatest pleasures in my life. I hate the way everyone gets right up their arse when they couldn't even beat their own grannies half the time.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

well, well... nothing much - else - apart from Real's loss tonight -- has gladdened me as greatly, lately

(now if only a big iron bird carrying La Lakers would drop from the sky...)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i was up for juve, because they were sort of the underdogs. i wasn't particularly bothered either way, though, just up for a few goals and entertainment etc. john toshack's co-commentary on TV3 caused much unintentional hilarity. he was amusingly pro-Real (perhaps understandably, i suppose) and when the penalty was misse, he went "NOOOOOO!" in a really whiny voice.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It was one of the crappest penalties I've seen.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

and if i had a pound for every time he whinged about montero not being sent off etc etc...

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm no Juventus lover, but surely a big old fashioned Nelson Muntz "Ha ha" is in order here.

Reports of Serie A's death have been greatly exaggerated...

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I've been telling people that for the last couple of years. In competitions like this, you get blips.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

...Real Madrid are a bunch of wankers...

i think i understand where those words're coming from, and i even sort of agree with the emotion behind those words, b-b-but - it's not the players who are to be accused of "wanking", methinks, the *Real Wanker* is rather that chap with his fat wallet who believes he can buy up any players he'd fancy and thus make the 'greatest team', obv.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

well they WERE the greatest team against Man U, really sublime...i can't quite fathom how they couldn't handle Juventus and how inconsistent they seem to be in the Primera Liga but at least they prove their worth now and then as opposed to not at all - obviously neither is good enough, but they'll be back. i think Juventus are the only team who could do that to them, Lippi is brilliant really and the resolve of the team is admirable, as it was in '96 when they tipped the scales against a mighty Ajax. there's just something a little unsatisfying about how Juve have only played well in their last 3 games and not significantly well at all until the quarter finals - what if the Champions League really WAS a league, where would Juve be? above Man U or Madrid? it almost renders the whole group stage irrelevant for clubs like Juventus because they can turn the tide so rapidly so late on. i just hope the final won't be too cagey now...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

That was fucking great. The schadenfreude was of a superb vintage.

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate it when underdogs win, because if they they deserved to, they wouldn't be underdogs. That having been said, Juve were not boring and I will support them in the final.

b.R.A.d. (Brad), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't dislike the players, or Perez - it's those who coo all over them cos they've got a Brazilian here, a Brazilian there etc et-fucking-cetera. They're good, but they're not all that. The game tonight proved two things:

1) Football is great because teams like Real Madrid don't win all the time. It's brilliantly uncertain at it's best.

2) Madrid lost cos Davids was magnificent, as were the Juventus midfield. Roy Keane = the reason why Man Yoo went out. He's past it big stylee on a European level.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Gosh I take it all back. (Based on ITV's highlghts) I thought Juve were stunning, Davids in particular. Juve's piss-poor showing against U***** put into some sort of perspective. In other words, the early group stages shown up for the expensive irrelevance they are. I shall miss seeing Zizou in the final, because I want to see him play, but, fuck, Juve were outstanding.

Daniel (dancity), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The official Real Madrid site had this amusing bit in their official report:

There were two minutes left... plus five more minutes of additional time. Kill or die. Raúl pulled all his weapons but missed it in the 94th minute. The tenth cup will have to wait.

Rough words!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

They were sublime b/c Man U abandoned any notion of defence,(weird thing to do in CL semi but it happened) while Juve have the best, or among the best defence in Europe if they have there starters and everyone's healthy. Really there teamwork is better than Madrid, who seemed like they were relying on their rep. Madrid's formation was suicidal and perhaps dumb but I actually think Juve's a better team.

Next year Fido and ZZ are 32 and chubby Ronnie is not cut out for the daily grind. Hell show up in big games but won't carry the team week in week out. Juve are awesome all around.

And Fucking play Rivaldo Morons!

Nicolette, Thursday, 15 May 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Davids was absolutely incredible last night - ditto Nedved and Thuram and for that matter Zambrotta. Made Real look ordinary for the most part.

Also, you could tell Figo was about to miss that penalty from the way he bottled it seconds before kicking.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

How exciting was that last five minutes, though?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

for some reason it always seems more impressive when a team knocks out two clubs from the same country in consecutive games, in this case both Barcelona and Real were knocked out by the same club, as Bayer Leverkusen did last season with Liverpool and Man Utd

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 15 May 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

My prediction up thread was pretty spot on huh. Uhm... anyway, whathtefuck? Madrid were poor while Juve seemed to have peaked at exactly the right time (same old story there). I dunno, Real just didn't seem up for it at all - all the big names seemed pretty unconcerned I thought.

Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 15 May 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

very exciting stuff last night. I didn't want real to win as their defending (as was shown last night) is really poor. my italian team is AC milan. my brother has always supported juventus.

felt sorry for nedved (sp?).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 15 May 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone see the ITV2 footage at Bar Italia in Soho? Aaah, happy FAP memories (or lack of them).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Have I gone totally insane, or was the ITV coverage heavily floppy-former Liverpool player currently working as a third-string player for Real biased? (I mean, that was never a booking for Nedved now, was it?)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 15 May 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ John Toshack was on Irish TV, he sounded like he'd eaten 50 bags of weed before the game. It was bizarre.

How many times have you seen a player try and dummy a penalty and fuck it up?


The final Juve goal was sublime. Some great football by Juve throughout actually, obviously the end of the first half in particular. My Del Piero jibes certainly came back to haunt me. I did think it was a foul by Nedved though.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you don't see cuper and lippi collapsing with heart failure do you? maybe smoking would calm premiership managers down...

Chip Morningstar (bob), Thursday, 15 May 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Juve's piss-poor showing against U***** put into some sort of perspective.

The thing is, Juve weren't piss-poor against United. They didn't play well at home, but at Old Trafford they were pretty impressive. Considering they had half a team out injured they were unlucky to lose (even if United were still better over the two 'legs').

Weirdly enough Juventus actually impressed me more losing to United than Madrid did beating us. You could see the real quality there in the squad, and the solidity. Whereas Madrid, stunning going forward, always looked beatable as I said further up-thread (even if Utd never looked like doing it over the 2 legs).

Which is why the morning after Madrid beat Utd 3-1, and before Juve's first quarter final, I got 8-1 on Juve to win the trophy. OK, Milan still to go, but one of my better recent gambling judgements. (We'll forget about the each-way bet on Ajax placed at the same time.)

James Ball (James Ball), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Is anyone else amused that Juve could be described (and not insanely) as 'underdogs' in any match? One of the traditional megagiant clubs, and they have just won the Scudetto for the umpteenth time.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
Camacho set to quit Real
Real Madrid coach Jose Antonio Camacho has tendered his resignation after the club's poor start to the season.
Spanish state radio said Camacho had told Real chairman Florentino Perez he was quitting and would resist pressure to reconsider.

Perez said no decision on the coach's future would be taken until an emergency meeting on Monday.

"Everything will be decided at Monday's meeting at the Bernabeu," Perez told the Efe news agency.

Real lost 1-0 at Espanyol on Saturday as their indifferent form continued.

That defeat came hot on the heels of Wednesday's Champions League 3-0 drubbing at Bayer Leverkusen which drew fierce criticism in Spain.


The 49-year-old Camacho has only been in the post since taking over from Carlos Queiroz in May.

He was fired after the nine-times European champions could only reach the last eight of the Champions League last season and finished fourth in La Liga.

Camacho was a stalwart with Real as a player, making more than 400 appearances between 1973-89 and winning nine Spanish league titles, three Spanish Cups and two Uefa Cups.

He won 81 caps for Spain and played in the 1982 and 1986 World Cups.

He is currently in his second stint as coach at Real, where he lasted just three weeks in the summer of 1998 before resigning over a disagreement with former chairman Lorenzo Sanz.

Camacho then went on to coach the Spanish national side for four years, after which he returned to the Bernabeu via a short stint with Portugal's Benfica.


Story from BBC SPORT:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi/football/europe/3671372.stm

Published: 2004/09/19 22:13:33 GMT

© BBC MMIV

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

have Real Madrid had more coaches in the last ten years than Man City and Crystal Palace combined?

teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Sven 4 Real

Alba (Alba), Monday, 20 September 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

R5 just reported that he's gone.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 20 September 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Mariano Garcia Remon is the new Real coach, Alba don't scare me like that.

teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah - sorry. I meant R5 had reporeted Camacho resigning, not Sven replacing him.

Mariano Garcia Remon is only caretaker though, so watch out...

Alba (Alba), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Please let Sven go. I want his tedious brand of crappy football out of Britain, and the even more tedious press attention. God he bores me.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

don't hate the playa, hate the players

teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Roberto Carlos' encroachment when the Espanyol guy was taking the penalty was fantastic. When the guy struck the ball, RC was standing right next to him.

Joe Kay (feethurt), Monday, 20 September 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

is that allowed?

teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

no (penalty was missed, retaken because of Roberto Carlos, missed again)

Joe Kay (feethurt), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin O'Neill for Real Madrid?

Well, I'd be worried if I was a Celtic supporter.

(I'm pulling your leg.)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally, I'd just like to point out that I TOLD YOU SO! (more or less.)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Another good article from Sid Lowe on this.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Del Bosque with Mikey G as his assistant. The dream ticket.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Mikey G to Blackburn!

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mikey G to manage Wales? I could kick Robbie Sacage in training. In the nuts.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooops. Savage.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I reckon Del Bosque could come back. The players liked him, his hair was wiry and he's in Turkey which is a rough area.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Toshack?

Ha ha.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha, if you want 'rough area' try a little further south. i always thought Del Bosque's departure was among the more farcical/absurd.

teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hah. That'll learn Perez to meddle. I hope he gets booted out. Unlikely though, as he won in the summer.

In future years, maybe people will say how fucking mad it was to hype a team to the nth degree who actually weren't much good. They're the boy-band of European Football.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

nobody is good

teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Barcelona are. That'll learn em to be Francoist bastards.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 20 September 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

There are people, mostly Real Madrid fans, who claim that Franco was a Real Madridist bastard rather than the other way round, but I prefer to go on linking them with fascism in my mind.

It is good that they are still bad even after signing defenders.

Officially, Atletico Madrid was the Air Force team.

Bobby Robson!!!

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

We all want to know if Real Madrid are losing:

http://elmundodeporte.elmundo.es/elmundodeporte/envivos/2004/09/1830_index_rfsh.html

At the time of writing, they are.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Saturday, 25 September 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

They lost, 2-1.

The Bilbao Massive will be chuffed.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Saturday, 25 September 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...
Jonathon Woodgate. In his debut. More than a year after signing for Real Madrid. Scores an own goal with a diving header. Then gets sent off. You could not make it up. Fantastic.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

I didn't like him, so good

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I bet they're all kicking him in the shins!

Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

heheheh

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

haha, I sort of imagined him scoring an own goal, but this is even better! What was the result?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

They were 3-1 up last I heard.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

3-1 to madrid. robinho, and two from raul, 2 of them from beckham set-pieces. guti was outstanding. woodgate, less so. he was mis-timing tackles all over the place, his second booking came about because he was a yard of the pace and lacking sharpness, so he just obstructed the bilbao striker as he was outstripping him. am i the only one who feels a smidgeon sorry for him?

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

I do not feel sorry for him, he's a nasty piece of work and he goes out with Kate Lawler.

However, I just saw the own goal on the telly and it was utterly phenomenal. What on earth did he think he was doing?

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

aw kate lawler the brawler, that's why he's so violent.

i think woodgate is trying to earn a place as a striker. they like those in madrid

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 September 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, England's great white hope, the man who would deliver them from the nightmare that is Rio! You'd need to have a heart of stone not to find this funny!

Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

wrong thread?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

Better own goal than Terry The Butchers diving header classic for rangers against celtic?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

Nothing beats that

Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

English donkeys central defenders - dontcha just love 'em?

Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

As an Accies fan i've seen some classic own goals, but that one by Terry Butcher could never be beaten.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm a big fan of Hendry's.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 23 September 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

Really, I fucking hated him

Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 23 September 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

It was very enjoyable, the Woodgate element of this match. I think he has out-funnied his own funniness by saying at a press conference that at least the supporters now know he can fire in a good header, or something like that. The television people put together a compilation of his headed goals for Leeds.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 26 September 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)

The Spanish press were quite synmpathetic to him. Well, Marca was. The others had a couple of cartoons.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 26 September 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

The best (and I forget which paper) had Beckham explaining in broken Spanish which way Madrid were kicking.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 26 September 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Woodgate has done it again.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

He's really pushing for this year's Pizza Hut advert, isn't he?

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

haha

Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Yikes!

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Reminiscent of Frank Sinclair (was it Sinclair who scored two own goals in a week once?)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, at the start of one season. I think he's the same player who gave away two penalties in quick succession in the 94 cup final as well.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

Woodgate's diving header was good, but not in the same stratosphere as Iain Dowie's header at Stockport. I fancy he (Dowie) made some money on the outcome of that game. There is no other explanation.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Woodgate in goal at right end shock. Just as well, any more own goals and he would have been Escobared.

Madrid were truly sublime in the 2nd half last night. Raul's goal was lovely and Beckham was pinging the ball around like a ping pong pinger.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 20 October 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they can play well for a full 90 minutes one day?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 20 October 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Real Madrid sacked coach Wanderley Luxemburgo following an emergency meeting of the club's board on Sunday.

The 53-year-old Brazilian, who was Real's fifth coach in the space of two and a half years, had been in charge of the team for just over 11 months.

Reserve team manager Juan Ramon Lopez Caro has taken over as caretaker boss.

A club statement said: "Luxemburgo will not continue as Real Madrid coach. The club has already been in contact with captain Raul to break the news."

The club reportedly held initial talks immediately after Saturday's 1-0 win over Getafe, which was the club's first victory in three league games.

It is believed Luxemburgo did not take the team's training session on Sunday.

Cadena Ser radio and Antena 3 television speculated that the 53-year-old had already been told by club vice-president Emilio Butragueno and sporting director Arrigo Sacchi that he had lost his job.

Former Brazil coach Luxemburgo, who has been at the Bernabeu for less than a year, has been under huge pressure since the tame 3-0 home defeat to arch-rivals Barcelona.

Real followed that by salvaging a 2-2 draw at Real Sociedad with two late goals before the home victory over Getafe - a result overshadowed by David Beckham's third red card in two months.

They have qualified for the knockout stages of the Champions League but are unable to overhaul Lyon as Group F winners and will go into the second-round draw among the second-ranked teams.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
Real Madrid president Florentino Perez walks out on club?

Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/4757112.stm

Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Is this like Lakers vs. Heat?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:19 (twenty years ago)

Neither the Lakers or the Heat are Francoist Scum.

Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Well, maybe Miami.

Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what El Presidente of 'FC Barcelona' thinks?

Probably that Real's business plan is faulty.

the bellefox, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

eight years pass...

when the revolution comes, i want the bernabeu bombed to rubble

English cunt read Guardian (imago), Monday, 26 May 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

Wayne Parnell ✔ @WayneParnell
HALA MADRID. VAMOS!!!!

^^^this guy is now on a dark, dark list

people who support real madrid are the worst savages in the world

imago, Saturday, 20 December 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

http://tryingtoohard.org/

Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Saturday, 20 December 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

my DN before the bump was a fucking lost classic obv

imago, Saturday, 20 December 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)


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