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This is really, really fun! You too can have your own country, make decisions on pending legislation, etc!

If enough people do this, we could create an ilxor region.

http://www.nationstates.net

Kerry (dymaxia), Saturday, 17 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Here is mine:

The People's Republic of Packerdom

"Brats, Beer and Health Care"

UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Basket Case Political Freedoms: Superb

The Republic of Packerdom is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 65%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crime is totally unknown. Packerdom's national animal is the sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pringle.

Kerry (dymaxia), Saturday, 17 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Packerdom sounds an awful lot like my Republic of Tadistan.

UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Fragile Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: The North Pacific
The Republic of Tadistan is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry.

Crime is well under control. Tadistan's national animal is the chickenbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the tadistan dollar.

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 17 May 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sultanate of The Ranch Lobster

"Nine Times More In Your Face Than A Penguin's Asshole"
UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Very Good

Location: the West Pacific

The Sultanate of The Ranch Lobster is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 12%. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Soda Sales and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Ranch Lobster's national animal is the badger and its currency is the piece.

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 17 May 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Laibach to thread, certainly

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 17 May 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Free Land of Bunraku
"An' it harm no one, do what you will."

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the South Pacific
The Free Land of Bunraku is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning icemoth population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18%. A large private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Crime is a problem. Bunraku's national animal is the icemoth and its currency is the numtar.

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 17 May 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi
the free land of the pink moose

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 17 May 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rogue Nation of Zwobot

"Where, if not here? When, if not now? Who, if not us?"
UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Excessive
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Location: the South Pacific

The Rogue Nation of Zwobot is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 57%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.

Crime is relatively low. Zwobot's national animal is the three-headed monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the euro.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 17 May 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

waitaminnit - how is it in the EU if private enterprise is illegal? Poppycock!

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 17 May 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

How is it in the EU if it's in the South Pacific?

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 18 May 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

And how is it in the Pacific when it should be in the Caribbean?

Fidelcastromute (Wintermute), Sunday, 18 May 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I was the empire of the friendly freaks for about five months before my brain went completely numb. dud.

thuddd (thuddd), Sunday, 18 May 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

How does one create a region?

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 18 May 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Free Republic of Wollywarldwahoo

U.N. Category: Left Wing Utopia

Civil Rights: World Benchmark Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms:Superb

Location: The Pacific

The Free Republic of Wollywarldwahoo is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its
compassionate, intelligent population of 6 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever
they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Religion & Spirituality.
The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is led by the Cheese Exports
industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Uranium Mining.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of
funding and a high mortality rate. Wollywarldwahoo's national animal is the drunken terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's
many lush forests, and its currency is the plug nickel.

ejad (daje), Sunday, 18 May 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

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The United States of Gran Gordo
"F-ck you, asshole!"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: The North Pacific
The United States of Gran Gordo is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Defence and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 6%. A small private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, followed by Soda Sales and Furniture Restoration.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gran Gordo's national animal is the cerdo and its currency is the zlotik.

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 18 May 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Kingdom of Good and Gracious Jel
"Why do today, what you can do tomorrow?"

UN Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Very Good

Location: the Pacific
The Kingdom of Good and Gracious Jel is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 5%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Crime is a serious problem. Good and Gracious Jel's national animal is the squirrel and its currency is the jel

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Republic of Obb and Jessage

"If it mattered why would you care?"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Very Good
Location: The East Pacific

The Republic of Obb and Jessage is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 35%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

Crime is relatively low. Obb and Jessage's national animal is the robot dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the belongings of others.

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 18 May 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sultanate of Yyngezaz

"Quid non sciunt non potest sibi nocere"

UN Category: New York Times Democracy >br?
Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: The East Pacific

The Sultanate of Yyngeza is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yyngeza's national animal is the bird of paradise and its currency is the yyng.

Maria (Maria), Sunday, 18 May 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The Republic of Maknovia

"Freedom for one, Freedom for All."

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists

Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the South Pacific

The Republic of Maknovia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 56%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Crime is totally unknown. Maknovia's national animal is the dgong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shorthand for toil.

My Island Utopia

Ed (dali), Sunday, 18 May 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that this game was written by a rightist. I a nation with such political freedom I ahve a corrupt government.

Ed (dali), Sunday, 18 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The Grand Duchy of Ormskirk
"In optimus prime raggett sum"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Average Economy: Developing Political Freedoms: Some

Location: the West Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Ormskirk is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Crime is relatively low. Ormskirk's national animal is the meadow pipit and its currency is the gladhander.

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 18 May 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I sound like a Nazi compared to everybody else. Fix!

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 18 May 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Free Republic of Surripere
"A nation measured by its love for kittens and chocolate"
UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Fragile
Political Freedoms: Excellent


Location: the West Pacific
The Free Republic of Surripere is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 50%, and even higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Cheese Exports.

Crime is well under control. Surripere's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the chocolate-dollars.

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 18 May 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My first issue: In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Surripere's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that kittens could be added to the menu.

Oh no! Kittens for dinner! Oh no!

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 18 May 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, I sound like some kind of industrial robber baron!

Maria (Maria), Sunday, 18 May 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The People's Republic of Bitchcakes
"We're the dandy highwaymen, so sick of indie fashion."

UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Powerhouse
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the Pacific
The People's Republic of Bitchcakes is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Crime is a major problem. Bitchcakes's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the weibsstuek.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, how come you get cheese exports?

Maria (Maria), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Cos I'm mad capitalizm representin' yo.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I the only person who imagines all these countries inhabited by a vast number of bustling anthony eastons?

Millar (Millar), Monday, 19 May 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

A fine body of citizens, I would say.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The Disputed Territories of Electricland
"Eat our fuc"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the South Pacific
The Disputed Territories of Electricland is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14%. A substantial private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Uranium Mining.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Electricland's national animal is the dog and its currency is the allin.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 19 May 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I hadn't logged in in a long time, so my nation of "Moxiepalooza" has been deleted for inactivity, but it was a Father-Knows-Best State with lush forests and many frogs, the last time I checked. I was a UN Delegate and everything!

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Suck up.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Psh. I was power-mongering! I used my colossal UN delegate powers to strike down such proposed measures as "fat cocks up the ass." (That's actually the only one I remember.)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

So are we starting an ILX region or what?

Millar (Millar), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What?? You pinko bastard, how could you strike such a thing down.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but if we let them put fat cocks up the ass, what guarantee do we have that they won't just occupy the ass permanently and try to profit from the ass's abundant natural resources, namely petroleum?

Millar (Millar), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly Moxiepalooza is gonna have to rise again to put the smack down on this upstart Bitchcakes republic.

(I struck it down cause it was all in caps, because I ruled with an iron fist and a 'What Would My Seventh Grade English Teacher Do?' button, which is probably why my nation had so many virgin forests when it died.)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You know I'll totally kick your ass, don't even start with the smack down.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Psh. You can't decide what color your hair should be, what hope do you have on the FIELDS OF WAR? (... where accessorizing and color choices are that much more key.)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen, I might be indecisive about some things, but not about my decision to kick your country's ass, ok?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

My country doesn't even exist anymore! I'm totally unstoppable. I'll pull a Michael Knight and come back from the dead with a new name, new face, and a TALKING CAR. You couldn't beat that with an Acme Automated Insert-a-Nickel-to-Automatically-Beat-That Mechanized Stick.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll beat you with my Raggett-Matos army, hello.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Devon and that chick who I think was named Bonnie and the mighty might of the voice of Dr Mark Craig can totally smack down the Raggett-Matos axis, and don't call me hello.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ally the libertarian (ilxor shocka!)

everyone else here is some sorta commie or other (including me).

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh. Ahem.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the fact that my nation gives the big fuck you to welfare. TAKE THAT POOR PEOPLE.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

are they making you read ayn rand and newt gingrich at columbia, now?

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

They might as well, it'd only be marginally less interesting than F.A. Hayek.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The Holy Empire of Knight Industries

"Dig my molecular bondage shell."

UN Category: Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights: Rare Economy: Very Strong Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the West Pacific
The Holy Empire of Knight Industries is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A healthy private sector is led by the Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales industries.

Crime is moderate. Knight Industries's national animal is the talking car and its currency is the turbo boost.

Both my flag and my F.L.A.G. kick ass.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

They're right to be suspicious, Blur's first album is terrible.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sultanate of Two Phils
"Hos, Clothes, and Bankrolls. "

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: the West Pacific
The Sultanate of Two Phils is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 23%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

Crime is moderate. Two Phils's national animal is the porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dead president.

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 19 May 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

my Raggett-Matos army

Are we talking genetic fusions a la the uruk-hai here? Or more accurately the uruk-hair...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The People's Republic of Oed
"Live Free, Die, Whatever."

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Average Economy: Basket Case Political Freedoms: Very Good

Location: the Pacific
The People's Republic of Oed is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 62%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Oed's national animal is the fruit bat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Oeder.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

how do i endorse a un propoasl ?

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 19 May 2003 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

have you joined the UN?

Ed (dali), Monday, 19 May 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i have.
being the commie pinko i am.

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 19 May 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

errr, I'm stillwaiting for my approval so I don't know yet.

Ed (dali), Monday, 19 May 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I have founded the region of Ilxoria. The password is "ohnoohno". Go to the Pacific region page and say that you want to move there.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was considering joining these lovely people but Ilxoria is fine too, certainly.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Du bist ein altmodischer Kerl.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ich mag halt Autobahnen.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

how do i endorse a un propoasl ?

Only UN delegates can endorse proposals. Chances are you'll be Ilxoria's delegate by tomorrow, so be prepared.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

HOW COME I HAVE STILL NOT BEEN ACCEPTED TO THE UN BUT ANTHONY HAS? I DECLARE WAR.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I joined Ilxoria too!

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

feeling a bit politically isoltated with all you liberal/democrat/utopian/etc nationstates

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I just got my UN letter. Nyah nyah nyah.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, at least I have some places to use my weapons of mass destruction, now. I am not benevolent! I shall be appeased!

How do you declare war in this game anyway? Can you? You really should be able to.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I be a roving minister without portfolio? It's too much time to worry about a country.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The Principality of Gauloise

"How Lovely to be a Woman"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Ilxoria

The Principality of Gauloise is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning kitten population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 7 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gauloise's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the button.

rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's mine!

The Republic of Tweetard

Mandee, Monday, 19 May 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone just asked me to join their region! I'll tell them NO WAY ASSHAT I AM IN ILXORIA!!!

The Dictatorship of Disylpaninurvia
"Fear not, while the great leader rules"

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard Of Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: Ilxoria
The Dictatorship of Disylpaninurvia is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 13%. A healthy private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Crime is moderate. Disylpaninurvia's national animal is the crested otter and its currency is the mung.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Very true to life, the whole thing - UN resolutions seem to have no effect whatsoever.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Kiss my benchmark!!

Kerry (dymaxia), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The Incorporated States of Ogobogonia
"We were put on this earth to be excited"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Below Average
Location: the Pacific

The Incorporated States of Ogobogonia is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 23%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry.

Crime is relatively low. Ogobogonia's national animal is the marmoset and its currency is the chit.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The People's Republic of Santander
"Every posse and crew the future is before your eyes"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Fragile Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: The North Pacific
The People's Republic of Santander is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cat population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Crime is well under control. Santander's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the nacional.

gareth (gareth), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Burgeoning cat population!!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I just legalised public nudity.

Ed (dali), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to love this site... I used to have a nice liberal democracy but it got boring. So...

The Republic of Fuxoria
"We are EVIL! Do you hear? EEEEEVIL!"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Few

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Fuxoria is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 11%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports industries.

Crime is a serious problem. Fuxoria's national animal is the vulture and its currency is the token of oppression.

I don't like all this "mostly benevolent" stuff.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dictatorship of Dysland

"Shut up and do what you're told."
UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Developing Political Freedoms: Some
Location: The East Pacific

The Dictatorship of Dysland is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 6 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Retail.

Euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate. Dysland's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bud.

i don't understand this "democratic socialists" business, i was going for somewthing along the lines of "tyrannical dictatorship".

dyson (dyson), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! I still have the lowest rate of y tax! apart from Ally who doesn't have any!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

but Goddamn! my economy has got fuxored overnight, I knew I shoulda let the beef dudes give more money to political parties. I just hope that my surveillance camera scheme will fight some of that crime.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The Principality of Lunapalooza
"One Nation Under a Groove, Yo"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the West Pacific
The Principality of Lunapalooza is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Crime is relatively low. Lunapalooza's national animal is the spotted neck otter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the almighty dollah.

luna (luna.c), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

And my rate of tax went up, ftw? I didn't authorise this, who did that? I demand to know who is responsible!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo peeps, I am the place to be, you ain't payin' no taxes in my state of uberbusinessisation.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, the taxman won't take your money but the bandits will.

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, WOMAN, YOU'RE KILLING THE BEARS!!!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, well, my population grew a million overnight, we gots to make room for everyone. The bears gots to go.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I am picketing you now.

Two Four Six Eight!
We think bears are really great!
One Three Five Seven!
Fascistic Bear Killers won't go to Heaven!!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

We don't care about your picketing, we're the wealthiest nation in the world. cf. George W. Bush.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rogue Nation of Urallfukkt
"You didn't see nuthin'"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Developing Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: The North Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Urallfukkt is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Gambling, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining industries.

Crime is well under control. Urallfukkt's national animal is the dumpy tree frog and its currency is the oops.

oops (Oops), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The WHOLE! WORLD! is WATCHING!
The WHOLE! WORLD! is WATCHING!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

save the bears, kill the bears – either way it will be the last thing you do. my tanks are coming.

regards,
the high exalted supreme dictator of dysland

dyson (dyson), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You better save the poor animals then. Nothing jams a tank tread like a well-fed bear.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I will crush you with my well paid army, dyson. Don't fuck with the capitalist swine, cowboy.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The Republic of Dexness
"EAT THE RICH EAT THE RICH EAT EM UP YUM"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Fair Political Freedoms: Good

Location: the West Pacific
The Republic of Dexness is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Defence and Law & Order are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Information Technology.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dexness's national animal is the bag lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the coin.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

just read a couple of the FFRP threads on their forum, blimX0r...

The Holy Empire of Carsmile
"i was just saying, like"

The Holy Empire of Carsmile is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Retail and Information Technology.

Crime is well under control. Carsmile's national animal is the cider armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the meep.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

From now on all diplomacy and declarations shall be bitten from Busta Rhymes lyric sheets.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

We shall bring you all to your knees with our exports of beef!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo, I got the Cheddar though, in all senses of the word.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"We shall bring you all to your knees with our exports of beef (curtains)!"

Sorry...

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheddar is slang for yeast infection

oops (Oops), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

From now on all diplomacy and declarations shall be bitten from Busta Rhymes lyric sheets.

Me and my niggaz be comin through stalkin you out
Killin off any and everything you talkin about
See you in the UN, now we walkin you out
Should've thought twice before you went and open your mouth

George Busta Bush (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheddar is NOT slang for yeast infection, you fool. Anyway, I'm on my period so I don't think I can have a yeast infection. I'm not a doctor, mind you. I'll destroy you all with too much information!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Silly girl: Once you boldly say something is so on the internet, it becomes fact.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I just say that Jennifer Government has to be the worst book title ever?

Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah no kidding.

"Ogobogonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region."

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

This is me - The Disputed Territories of Wapse. I am proud to be an Ilxorian, though I worry about the excess of bureaucracy and the asylum seekers.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The Republic of Coulsonia
"At least it's not Lancaster"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: the West Pacific

The Republic of Coulsonia is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coulsonia's national animal is the anorexic teenage model and its currency is the angst.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The Republic of Croal

"No, Really!"
UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Ilxoria

The Republic of Croal is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its intelligent population of 8 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry.

Voting is compulsory and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low. Croal's national animal is the euglena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the crodr.

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The UN has launched a cruel and calculated attack on the educational status of my population.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, if you'd been at all clever, you would have seen it coming.

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I've decided I want a nation of intelligent vegetarian thugs.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, yeah, the local soothsayer was blabbering about "woe this and woe that", but I had him banished.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Today, I had a referendum that, because of the shocking economic inequalities of our populace, the other countries are laughing at me and something should be done to rectify the situation. I voted "find out who is laughing and kick their ass". SO WATCH YOURSELF FUCKERS.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

We're laughing because your citizens are the second-stupidest in Ilxoria, Bitchcakes. Bwahaha.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope people appreciate the new flag of Dexness.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Is any ILXor head of Blingtopia?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've decided that I'm going to be a most serene republic.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

We're laughing because your citizens are the second-stupidest in Ilxoria, Bitchcakes.

I think you'll find that it's very common in the business world for the richest person in the office to be the stupidest.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok I'm waiting for the email from the UN - if it doesn't get here soon, I'm gonna start kicking ass.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=maknovia

Endorse me

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see you endorsing me.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

How do I fund fifth columnists in this game?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I endorsed anthony

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone should note my hot new flag.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway I ain't endorsing no dumb fascists.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo, I ain't a fascist, that's Dyson. I endorsed like everyone, I kiss you all. Mwaah.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Today's most important development:

The Ranch Lobster's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

YESSSSSSSS

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

...blue tongued swear-beast...

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to say that there are some people in the forums who take things a little too seriously.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Should we join them and piss them off with our irreverence?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell yes. I want to declare war on all of them.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok I'm in the UN now - bring it.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

If you declare war, they'll tell you that you're "godmodding", or whatever it's called.

Seriously - my state objected to another state's policies and the guy seemed to really take it personally.

And check out the weapons and warmaking discussions - shades of high school D&D for sure.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Now endorse me, pretty please.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see YOU endorsing anyone, freeloader. (i shall endorse all y'all)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(except the bastards who are stingy w/giving up the civil rights)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

She endorsed ME.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

show off (i just joined the UN so she couldn't endorse me--nyah!)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

So, um, what do you get from endorsements? What the hell is the point of this game anyway?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

SILENCE!!

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's an honest cop!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell is the point of this game anyway?

"Here's a neat nation role-playing game! It doesn't really have rules, structure or a point! If you like it, BUY MY BOOK YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY MAIL ME YOUR PIN NUMBER..."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

by jove, he's got it.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO, within two hours I went from being a capitalist to being a left-leaning college state! What the fuck!

Is one of you going to own up to being the guy hitting on me in telegrams? Is my country particularly sexxxy that what I look like is relevant?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You didn't aprove any welfare reforms are you?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

A'ight y'all, here's the Zwobot doctrine. You keep your forests lush 'n' green, I endorse you. You burn your forests down, I burn my endorsement down. Simple as that.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I did approve a welfare reform, to bring money to hospitals.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

*blinks* Over the weekend Bunraku's population jumped from 5 million to 8 million. I wouldn't have thought icemoths or cheese exporting would be such a powerful aphrodisiac.

*checks again* Oh ho, now I've got it! That legion of door-to-door insurance salesmen must be providing their customers with highly...particular service.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, its pinko commie laws like that that will bring you into the Ilxorian liberal socialist fold.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ARRRGH FUCK YOU ALL, I'M MOVING TO THE AXIS.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, I'll endorse anyone.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It's okay, Ally, I started out as a left-leaning college state but within a day I was rolling in abusive opulence. Serious exploitation takes practice.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

All the kids in Ormskirk love to gamble

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

where are all the other "Iron Fist Consumerists"???

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

In my bedroom.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

This is fun but it's more like a one-time gimmick, not
a real game where you can declare war etc.

Is there anything like that out ther?

masta ace (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If you worked at a well-stocked, nice video store and I walked in and asked you (the clerk) for a movie that rights all my wrongs, puts my head straight, and perhaps even reaffirm my faith in humankind, what film would you suggest? (47 new answers, 3 unread)
The Matrix Reloaded (full spoilers) (64 new answers, 64+ unread)

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Good call, you hapless drunk

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Well obviously I didn't mean to do that.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not going to say anything about the alleged cleverness of the Bitchcakers.

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I just got admitted to the UN and get the cast the tie-breaking vote to see who'll be our delegate! I demand GROVELING!!!

And I second the motion that we invade the forums and piss people off.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

We need 18 UN members to invade Africa and 15 or so to invade Great Britain and the United States of America. How many do we have?

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, invade the forums. Nah. Boring.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(I liked the Electricland flag more when I thought it said "FEEELCH")

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i could organise that

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I think I'm gonna play this game by dismissing all the issues. My country has a public health system to rival most, eat my fuc UN.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

So you are trying to create Germany, obv.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

that just means your millitary is underfunded. don't think i've given up on my ambitions of conquering ilxoria.

dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

that just means your millitary is underfunded.

My point exactly.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What! My economy has imploded yet I have 2nd best health care? Are my people all Ginseng farmers?

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I have 2 million more people than yesterday and my economy has gone to shit. Something must be done!

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

May I recommend euthynasia or however you spell that?

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Paging Dr. Kevorkian!

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I threw out the ban car motion, hopefully, tomorrow I will have an automobile industry. I think my new motto will be "today your love, tomorrow the world"

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i have third best healthcare and nude people roaming the streets.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Boy, you'll be in trouble when winter comes.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine's stupid.

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Take it to the self-depreciation thread!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The hell? Bunraku's population grew by 1 million overnight.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, euthanasia is legal, public nudity is compulsory, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem. Disylpaninurvia's national animal is the crested otter and its currency is the king monkey.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I just voted in child gambling too! I'm aiming for utopia here and you beat me, fucker.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You can move to my country if you want. Let Bitchcakes rule itself... you deserve a break... come to lovely Disylpaninurvia!

*Brought to you by the Disylpaninurvia Department of Tourism.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Coulsonia has the biggest trout fishing sector in Ilxoria!!!!! Fuck you all, we be fishing!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i am the sole corrupt dictatorship in ilxoria but still have excellent civil rights. more than what you pussy democratic nations got goin for you.

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a pretty terrible dictator then.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The period of gestation in Lunapalooza must be about a minute and a half because there are a million more people everytime I turn around. Maybe I should vote for those cameras... if nothing else, I bet I could make some headway in the porn industry.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Regional Control
If your region is currently afflicted with unwelcome visitors, you'll be happy to hear that you can now do something about it. Each UN Delegate (and, from now on, the person who creates a region) can access a page called "Regional Control," which allows you to eject nations from your region. You can also password-protect regions, to effectively make them invitation-only.

How do I manage my region?

The person who created a region is known as its "Founder," and can access a page called "Regional Control." This allows him or her to set the World Factbook Entry, password-protect the region (to make it invitation-only), and eject troublemakers. Regional Control is also available to UN Delegates, although the Founder can disable this.


And I ask myself just who had the power -
Bitchcakes? Oed? or just the gun tower?

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, ILXOR ate my < b > tags up.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to eject all of you.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You should use your power to force everyone to grow ginseng... lots of ginseng... fields of ginseng... a tremendous amount of ginseng... OR ELSE

Forktonguedadvisormute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ginseng monocultures are quite fashionable this season.. and I know a lovely trout-and-ginseng soup recipe...

Forktonguedadvisormute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

we be fishing!

Ice Cube's hot single in the year 2020

I bet I could make some headway in the porn industry.

*Beavis and Butthead laughter* 'She said head'

oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew it.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You can move to my country if you want. Let Bitchcakes rule itself... you deserve a break... come to lovely Disylpaninurvia!

Bunraku's population grew by another 1 million...are Bitchcakians emigrating from there to enjoy the icemoth population, or do they just want to get into cheese exporting?

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 22 May 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck ALL of you. My nation's (Ranch Lobster) political freedoms are officially EXCESSIVE. I claim the ownership of a nation state in the grip of ANARCHY (yet military service is COMPULSORY!)

Heinlein must have come in his pants at least 20 times by now.

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

How on earth did you get biker gangs?

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Lucky fucking bastard.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm Amvreeland.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 22 May 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i have many naked nazis running around.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I never clicked on this thread before. I didn't realise there was a game involved. I am the Republic of Clicketyclackia for some reason.

Do I just have to wait to be accepted into the UN or do you lot have to vote me in?

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait to be accepted. Then I'll endorse you. I'll endorse anyone.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

endorse meeee

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

OK I just changed Clicketyclackia to a Dominion cause there seemed little else to do apart from await the outcome of my euthanasia fence-sitting.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it isn't a blazing-paced game.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, didn't I?

luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, this game needs to be picked up a bit. It should be way more like civilization, with barbarian hordes and shit.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a big discussion on the messageboards about how to deal with killer wolves!

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to be able to cause destruction!

luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Become a wolf!

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

No good, I need it on a grander scale.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, N., when you're the leader of a fake country, wolves are big concerns, as is the idea of roving biker gangs taking over your principality.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the wolves on bikes that frighten me, cause I think they might eat Ralph S. Mouse.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

N, have you joined ilxoria yet?

Ed (dali), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest that all nations with feline animals form a coalition. Party at my place -- I've loads of chocolate currrency!

Leee (Leee), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Talking cars are feline, in that KITT was a pussy, so I'm in.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, it also sounds kinda like KITTen, which should probably be more obvious.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"I agree that something needs to be done about toothy midget guerilla over-population," says random passer-by Beth Washington, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

Think hard... what would Kissinger do?

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Friday, 23 May 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"I agree that something needs to be done about playa over-population"

"Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in Ilxoria."

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 23 May 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

This is my state.

UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Struggling Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the South Pacific
The Free Republic of Annaskwan is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 47%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Retail.

Crime is totally unknown. Annaskwan's national animal is the artic meeract, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the unit.

Um - do we have an ilx-area to move to?

Anna (Anna), Friday, 23 May 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ilxoria
pwd: ohnoohno

JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 23 May 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I joined ilxoria straight away, Ed. I just haven't been accepted to the UN yet.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheers Julia.

Anna (Anna), Friday, 23 May 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah, Anna has also picked a Scandinavian Liberal Paradise. For some reason her political freedoms are much better than mine though.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

And my civil rights have gone down to good from excellent just cause I fudged the euthanasia issue.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm now a Compulsory Consumerist State. Hahahahaha... SPEND FREELY OR WE WILL KILL YOU!!!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 23 May 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

BEST GOVERNMENT DESCRIPTION EVAH!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yesterday, I encountered a guy whose country had become a "libertarian police state". The description made it sound kind of pervy - if you fail to exercise your freedoms, you're taken away in a black car in the middle of the night.

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 23 May 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

my country has been transformed! Right wing Utopia!!!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm finally going to make good on my threats – my military now has god-like funding. yer all toast.

dyson (dyson), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever, I just spent billions on a missile defence programme. Oh, and you know that Minister of Internal Affairs of yours? He's a spy.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently Millar's bikers have beat their swords into plowshares.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Bunraku Decides:
Man with 3 buttockss on the Dinner Table?

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Bunraku's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that man with 3 buttockss could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the man with 3 buttocks population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Fleur Mistletoe. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have man with 3 buttocks kebabs, man with 3 buttocks pies, man with 3 buttocks-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]


"I agree that something needs to be done about man with 3 buttocks over-population," says random passer-by Charles King, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]


"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Buffy O'Bannon. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The man with 3 buttockss were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The man with 3 buttocks is part of what makes Bunraku a great nation!"
[Accept]


Decisions, decisions.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the man with three buttocks is a sublime national animal

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit is that for real a proposition? This is the best game EVER.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

My country fucking rocks so hard it hurts. I just wanted to remind you all of that.

Millar (Millar), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The Disputed Territories of The Big Backyard
"If you smell something burning, it's probably us!"

UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Excessive Economy: Struggling Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Location: The North Pacific
The Disputed Territories of The Big Backyard is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crime is totally unknown. The Big Backyard's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the post-it note.

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 23 May 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa! Now I'm a Corporate Police State! Just like in Rollerball (the original with James Caan, not that SHITTY remake)!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 24 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember that it is urgent and key to a) save the public trust, b) protect the innocent, c) uphold the law, and most of all d) [classified].

Eh, wrong film.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 24 May 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

I can hardly wait to see what this will do to my nation.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

YES!!!! Best law ever.

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the best law ever is NO LAW AT ALL. BOOYAH ANARCHY MOTHERFUCKERS

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The Republic of Xibalbastan
"Shoot Low They Might Be Crawling"

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Fragile
Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the Pacific

The Republic of Xibalbastan is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 45%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

Crime is totally unknown. Xibalbastan's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the eurotrash.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i have the 51236th fasting growing economy!!

to celebrate i passed a law making organ-harvesting compulsory

i clicked for "psychotic dictatorship" but they gave me "inoffensive centrist blah" :(

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 25 May 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm - a couple of days ago Uranium mining was one of my key industries, now they've announced a big find. My state is running BACKWARDS!!

Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Borderlands of Seldregon
"In sound mind and without sin"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Some

Location: the South Pacific
The Borderlands of Seldregon is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Seldregon's national animal is the chimpanzee and its currency is the prid.

---

I wanted to have more civil rights. But it was mean to me =(

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a stranglehold on cheese, yo.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'm a corrupt dictatorship! It's being mean!!!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 25 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

curtis, it took me 6 days of hard work to get to where you are.
i started off as a "democratic socialists" nation or some dull crap like that. but now i'm large and in charge.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ilxoria is one giant endorsement love-in

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

with added cheese

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=hebert

This is what I get for not reading every thread. This rules.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 26 May 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

And this is me, too. My hardcore nation. I'm going after Ally first, since I'm jealous of her mighty economic power.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=hathgaard

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 26 May 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

By tomorrow my nation will have death penalty but no prisons. The possible consequences of that decision give me a headache. See you at the next Hells Angels meeting.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 26 May 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I EAT YOUR ASSES AT PIZZA DELIVERY BITCHES

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no reason to go after me! I cannot help my blessing and my curse!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My parliament is trying to convince my nation to start eating bears! God help us.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, If That's All Right

Obviously I rejected their plea, and massacred the population of a few small villages just for a laugh.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

RAH! I have the sixth-best pizza delivery service in Ilxoria! This is what happens when you threaten to cut off one finger for every late minute.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but I have all the cheese--you better give me my proper respect otherwise NO CHEESE FOR YOUR PIZZA.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What is it with boring, predictable stuff being the most addictive?

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like reality tv.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The global economy appears to be driven by cheese exports at this moment in time. Wars have been fought for less than a nice gouda.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes, I get really angry when there is no swiss in my house, I'll tell you that.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, why wouldn't you let them eat bears?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Would you eat DJ Grizz???

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I assume Dan has already posted his response in spirit, so let us move on. I still think I'm up for being the Kofi Annan of this place -- I can make lots of highly publicized noises but will influence nothing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

No one likes a farter, Ned.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU MOCK ME?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, you're the one who wanted to be Kofi Annan.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*dances about angrily*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel's trout-fishing industry is doing well...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

How the bollocks has my country ended up with meat-eating being frowned upon??

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe your people found out that SOYLENT GREEN IS PLAYAS.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I think if you show any mercy to chickens, the vegan Miss Manners brigade rise up.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! I used to have 8 endorsements and now I only got 7. WHO UNENDORSED ME???

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The People's Republic of Bitchcakes is a large, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 32 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Commerce are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Gambling.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, the government is avowedly atheist, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime is a problem. Bitchcakes's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the weibsstuek.


(This sounds about right, yeah)

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 1 June 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)


The Sultunate Of The Ranch Lobster
UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights: World Benchmark
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Excessive

Renowned for either my compulsory military service or my barren and inhospitable landscape, still run by biker gangs. Word.

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 1 June 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights: World Benchmark

B-b-b-but...

Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 2 June 2003 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Anarchy is best, as proven by science.

Ed (dali), Monday, 2 June 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

My environment is fuxored! Damn!

CAPITALIST PARADISE!

The Most Serene Republic of Good and Gracious Jel is a large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 36 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small government is mainly concerned with Education, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate. Good and Gracious Jel's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the jel.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 2 June 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Anarchy is best, as proven by science.

It is, actually. Maximum civil rights / economy / political freedom values = Anarchy. Let's see if I can get me a biker-free twee anarchy in Rubbeldikatz.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 2 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still confused at the concept of military service in an anarchy.

Clicketyclackia has moved from being a Scandinavian Liberal Paradise to being run by common as muck Democratic Socialists.

Is anyone in ilxoria one of the really rare ones like Benevolent Dictatorship, Tyranny by Majority or Free-Market Paradise? (see stats here

Some people should endorse me, btw. I can't remember why.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 2 June 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still confused at the concept of military service in an anarchy.

Dude! Sounds like you've got roaming warlords on your hands!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 2 June 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going to see if i can steer myself towards a "benevolent dictatorship" instead of a corrupt one.
although corruption has its benefits.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 2 June 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

N, how'd you find that page?

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 2 June 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I like being a compulsory consumerist state. That's the excuse I'm going to give my credit card companies when they bother me from now on. "Don't you know I'm the dictator of a compulsory consumerist state? I AM COMPELLED TO BUY THINGS BY LAW!" See if it flies.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

g--ff it was on the nationstates News page.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm quitting this game when I get a population of 100 million.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ally, can you please talk to visa for me¿

dyson (dyson), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll see what I can do, but only if you create an alliance with me and forge against the infidels in the name of spending.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ummm. i've actually outlawed most private enterpirse.
i still need to get rid of those pesky lemonade peddling brats tho.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Dictatorial instincts are so foxy. It's just too bad that you are against private enterprise, it goes totally against my forced spending dyad.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 2 June 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Look who has the most beautiful environment in the world. And a very compelling name, too.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

nation states reminds me too much of high school, and i don't mean people who are playing the game for laughs, i mean the people who take it too seriously. some people use it to play passive-aggressive and express grudges. good thing there really is no war in it and good thing geeks don't have much power in the real world.

rogue, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill Gates to thread, obv.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
"The rumours are true
"It's been more than six months since NationStates launched, and in that time those 30 Daily Issues have sure been given a workout. If you've been playing for a while, you're probably heartily sick of all of them. So I've made a decision: since you have been dedicated enough to stick with the game, you deserve More Issues. And I hereby declare: you will have them! Soon. Ish."

Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank goodness. Sheesh. It can't possibly be that hard to come up with them. Why not steal some from the UN?

Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, i forgot all about this. i wonder if my nation is still there

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

noooooo, "the nation carsmile no longer exists"...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
HI LET'S DO THIS AGAIN!!! This is me!! http://www.nationstates.net/55285/page=display_nation/nation=rofflesberger

I'm totally bored come and play with me.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nationstates.net/rinktumboddumidgacambo

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

My first issue was to make voting compulsory. I wanted to make the penalty for no-showing at the polls death by sword+pistol.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

our original region was deleted so I'll start one for us if ppl wanna play.

I HAVE ADDED U TO MY DOSSIER, TRACEY HAND

xpost haha I had to vote on that too, just now.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

The Dominion of Breakdownia
"Tekele Li!"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:Good
Economy:Fragile
Political Freedoms:Rare
Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Dominion of Breakdownia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breakdownia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dorkmark.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha "dorkmark."

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nationstates.net/orly_yarly

Dan (Check Out Our Motto!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

The Most Serene Republic of Bloedheit
"Fatty Mashy Parolie Fembot"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Basket Case Political Freedoms:
Very Good
Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Most Serene Republic of Bloedheit is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Bloedheit's national animal is the bad kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the big one

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha Colin!

Dan (Awesome Name) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

u r all dossiered!!!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

guys I have created the region "oh wrinklepaws" plz move to it

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Easy, my peoples are nomadic! We all live on that ship. The "forests" aren't real, that's just propaganda.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

It won't let me make The Most Serene Republic of Keanu

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

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Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

You guys have some real pussy ass nations.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

We had Ibexes and everything

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

guys someone is already trying to recruit me away from oh wrinklepaws

Tired of being drowned out by the more established nations? Want to be a valued member of a region NOW, instead of crawling up the rigid ranking systems of larger regions? Come on over to BosniaHercegovina, a small but growing region. Bosnia has been plagued in the past by negligent leadership, and an apathetic populace. However, Bosnia is now getting a make over, becoming a close knit community of nations. Play YOUR part in Bosnia's reconstruction. Join now.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

My UN category is "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "!

Dan (I Win) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

whatever Tuomas

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

WHY U BRAKE NONSEXUAL SO-ED SAUNA-HAVING HAERT?

Dan (;_;) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'm cranky and hungover U__U

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

(haha "SO-ED" is such a fitting typo)

Dan (Ho-Hum, Boobies) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Sealand is already trying to poach me!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

As my 1st act have decided to free my people from the burden of voting.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

I am forcing mine to vote. No slacking in Rofflesberger, ppls.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nationstates.net/h2so4

I think it was this thread that made me start playing this. I've been at it for 3 years now and been first in the world a few times in the police list (9th from bottom today). It's pretty depressing that this is my biggest internet achievement.

Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone give me some advice? I really hope that this site is banned by the firewall at work, otherwise I'm fucked. It's like Championship Manager, but good and with countries!!

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't worry about it being addictive, it's very slow paced, there are only a couple of things to do a day (unless you get into the roleplaying, which is taken worryingly seriously sometimes). Change the settings to two issues a day if you want more to do, but there isn't much more than that.

And avoid the forums.

Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm, I see what you mean about the dorums, it's a bit of a Sixth-Form debating society innit.

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

So has anyone actually read Jennifer Govt, the book this was all surrounding? Its a fucking ace read! A real cynical funny high paced very australian sarky romp.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

I read it last year; very, very fun!

Dan (Awesomes) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah the title made it sound like some shit economics textbook, I was pleasantly suprised.

Only book I think I've ever put down at the end and actually yelled WOO HOO out loud at.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

Its actually set in and around the suburb I live in! I think the author lives in the same 'burb.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

his other book, 'syrup', wasn't too shabby either

electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...
"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Al O'Bannon, an angry farmer. "The peyton manning was never meant to mate with a dog!"

This game is totally awesome.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

It really, really is.

I love the random people who've joined our region!

Dan (OH NOES: PIRATES!!!!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

ATTN U R BEING INVADED

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

eight years pass...

The Issue

In a bloody civil war in nearby Maxtopia, the majority Violetist community is rebelling against a minority-led secular government with a terrible history of human rights abuses. Some Violetists from Shetl have traveled to Maxtopia to fight on the side of their fellow believers.

The Debate

1. "These Violetists are coming back brainwashed with fundamentalist ideals and trained in terrorist methods," argues Zack Chen, your Minister of Internal Security. "They're a real danger to us all. You've got to lock up all of these returnees until we can be sure that they're not planning terrorist atrocities here, however long that may take."

2. "This is all a massive overreaction," opines sociologist and civil rights campaigner Gertie Smith. "The Violetists are no threat to us in Shetl. All we need to do is provide humanitarian aid for the victims of the civil war, and some help for the returnees to reintegrate into society. I'm sure that none of them would want to cause trouble here."

3. "That's pointless," insists Klaus Hanover, one of the more bellicose members of the General Staff. "The real problem is clearly in Maxtopia. We should bomb the Maxtopian government until they agree to be nice to everyone." Then he pauses, looking confused. "Or maybe we should bomb the rebels until they agree to be less fanatical." He pulls a map of Maxtopia out of his back pocket and shows it to you. "Look: we've got plenty of great targets that we could hit. We could even bomb the Bigtopians to prevent them from entering the conflict. Let's just bomb all of 'em, eh?"

^ issue #423; they started out with 30 iirc.

(o), Saturday, 23 May 2015 07:16 (ten years ago)

also, this game is really fun now.

(o), Saturday, 23 May 2015 07:17 (ten years ago)


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