I am in a very goofy mood.

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It must be because I'm going to do a radio show in a couple of hours and I've never done one before and I'm totally nervous.

Who else gets goofy when they're nervous? Thoughts please.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

La dee da dee da.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you'll be goofy on the radio too, and land yourself a sweet "morning zoo" job.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that's where all the action is! Those morning zoo hosts live life like mythical heroes of old!

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

being silly when you're nervous is utterly the best way to deal with it

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Those morning zoo hosts live life like mythical heroes of old!

A lot of them come from the land of the ice and snow.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I get so goofy when I'm nervous that I become completely incomprehensible. Hopefully this will not be the cause tonight.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Or the case, even.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

right, it's getting on for three in the morning so time to sleep, but best of luck with the radio show

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hey slutsky can we listen to U online? forward a link!

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 22 May 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Did it happen already? How did it go?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 May 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, it happened and it went pretty well I think, thanks for asking. It was totally fun (excuse my inarticulacy but I had to wake up four hours later). I was sorta co-hosting my friend's show on CKUT (by the way Sébastien you could just listen to it on a regular radio as you live in Mtl--but yes you coulda listened to it online) I played some songs and engaged in some humourous banter. I have a standing invitation to come back so I probably will soon.

But shit, was I ever nervous. I don't have any problem with public speaking and the like but I do get pretty jittery beforehand.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 22 May 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Well done slutsky! I hope you distributed subliminal messages aplenty to the people of Mtl.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 22 May 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you Nordicskillz! Hopefully the coming days will see if any of my subliminal enticements have borne fruit.

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I get so bouncy & silly when I'm nervous sometimes. I try sitting still & doing yoga breathing, but it never works. The worst is in the morning, if I've had more than one cup of coffee- urgh.

I just made plans for a date with a boy (he surfs! he loves dogs! he has such a cute smile!) last night, and I almost bounced off the wall when I hung up from nervousness & bounciness. Thankfully I don't have to go on said date until next week, maybe I'll calm down by then.

― lyra (lyra), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Still it's sort of good to be a little crazy when you have something exciting coming up.

By the way, from your description above I have an image in my mind of a smiling guy on a surfboard, and there's a dog on the surfboard.

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Congratulations, slutsky! I talk a LOT when I'm nervous. And often say weird and inappropriate things and then it's like I have to keep talking to take the listener's mind off the idiocy I've just spewed and lo! comes more idiocy and on and on and on. Either that or I faint. Sometimes I'm not sure which is worse.

So is this like the beginning of a new career, slutsky?

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 23 May 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It could be the beginning of a demi-career (ie I'll probably co-host from time to time and maybe eventually on a semi-permanent basis, who knows. And thanks for the congrats). Actually, pretty much every day this week I've had a different job (this is the life of a freelancer). This week I've been a movie critic, a resto critic, a radio host, a cameraman, an auctioneer and a DJ.

― slutsky (slutsky), Saturday, 24 May 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm goofy-nervous again, everyone!

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 30 May 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

So I'm going to be on the radio again tonight, so if anyone for some reason is curious and/or bored, you can listen at www.ckut.ca or 90.3FM if you're in the 514/450.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That's EST BTW.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I am stupid. That's 12am-2am EST.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Der Computer Nr. 3!!!!!!

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 10 July 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You listened!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 10 July 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have shouted you out for that song Rosemary. Also I played a song off something gaz sent me too.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 10 July 2003 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It was the first song I heard! I listened for about an hour.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 10 July 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool. I hope you liked it.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

a bit x-post but what music was played? or if gven the chance would you play on a wake-up/morning shw?

― Eduardo (Rivers and a Lighter), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Uhh.... lemme see if I can remember some...

Yellow Magic Orchestra
France Gall
We Are Molecules
Clientele
Sean Paul
!!!
LCD Soundsystem
Lord Kitchener (from that wicked London is the Place for Me comp)

ummm... a bunch more

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 10 July 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

and as for the second question... sure why not?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 10 July 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget Soft Cell!

Also: you're allowed to swear on air??

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i am famous by association! onya s lutsky.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget Soft Cell!

Also: you're allowed to swear on air??

frustration yo!

uhh, I swore on air & then almost said "oh shit I just swore" but it's after midnight so I don't think the CRTC cares--most of its guidelines are much much more relaxed then

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

I remember capital letters!!!

anyway... i'm getting interviewed about WORLD TRADER CENTER (that's almost how it came out in my headline this week) in an hour on a news station... NERVOUS. RADIO. MOVIES.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever you do, don't blurt out "THIS MOVIE SMELLS LIKE JOCK ITCH".

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for cursing me!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

your responses to all interview questions should be phrased as arm-pit farts.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's assumed.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

nervous!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

what if they call me an anti-semite?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Show them your credentials.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

you mean his brown hat with small piece of paper that says "press" tucked in the brim?

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

or he could tuck that press pass into his foreskin in the same jaunty newspaperman way. but that wouldn't do much to disprove anti-semitism, would it? hm.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

what if i accidentally say "jihad a great time at the movies!"?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

This movie Israeli powerful.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

"This movie shows conclusive evidence that George Bush doesn't care about black people. FREE MUMIA!!!!"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

wu-tang is for the children

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

tell them the movie rocks and the CGI in it is better than Independence Day and Titanic PUT TOGETHER.

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

it went totally good and now i am embarrassed that i aired my insecurities here!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

Der Computer Nr. 3!!!!!!

Hahaha this song!

― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqkzi2KO11qd7ovlo1_500.gif

― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Friday, 7 June 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

not quiiiiiiite drunk enough to confine meself to drunk threads but should probably be quarantined somewhere

lack of sleep prob a factor too

― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Friday, 7 June 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)

Got an idea for a pic to put here, but probably too soon with emotions still running high.

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, June 7, 2013 11:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was tickled by this post today, the idea that Bananaman Begins is holding fire on an image post that is just too raw for DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Friday, 7 June 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)

Uk pseudo lab heads are a fuckin touchy bunch, particularly of late

― posters who have figured how how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 7 June 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)

that post puzzled me for a full minute, I'm dumb

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:00 (twelve years ago)

(I have an interview on fri for a job at a lab & thought it was some extremely oblique .xls dig)

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/558772_361316123972306_742002915_n.png

wonder if this was the pic

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:06 (twelve years ago)

yeah coming in here was a good call

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:07 (twelve years ago)

you know those cunts who write "wacky" comments on comment is free well see I just had this moment of clarity

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tyqyuerq0U

― obligatory kate winslet nipple shot (Bob Six), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:17 (twelve years ago)

couldn't agree more

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:20 (twelve years ago)

at this time of night & drunk I listen to SPARKS on headphones and bang randomly on my keyboard pretending to be ron mael. My housemates think I'm in here writing my novel.

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

http://ad009cdnb.archdaily.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1352715708-the-shining-018-528x331.jpg

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:05 (twelve years ago)

lil bit

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:07 (twelve years ago)

except that I am a dull boy either way

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:10 (twelve years ago)

took me a long time staring at that to see jack nicholson

cos i was looking for del boy on a stepladder instead

― posters who have figured how how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:39 (twelve years ago)

:-D

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

btw d is "how how" deliberate in ur screen name, I've been wondering

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:49 (twelve years ago)

not only significant, it's vital to the entire pun

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:50 (twelve years ago)

har

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

have ppl not deciphered mine or is it just not as clever as I thought

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:52 (twelve years ago)

aggggghh I tipped my hand can mods delete

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

ok *looks around furtively*

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)

since there is nobody here

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)

waaahhhhh waaaahhhh a boo hoo hoo I want to die but I want a doctor to do it because I am too lazy #discworldproblems

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)

i'm going to hell

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:23 (twelve years ago)

this is my personal drvnk thraed now, i've decided

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)

memo: EDM not gonna CON dis NATION --poss sn?

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

this bottle of courvoisier started off medicinal; I can't tell if I'm still sick, but I have work in 2.5hrs

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

yeah coming in here was a good call

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, June 8, 2013 1:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)

like obv I'm a low-content poster at the best of times but it's worth recognising when I'm entirely worthless to the board

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:45 (twelve years ago)

no b_s

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:45 (twelve years ago)

ah shite it's daylight birds are tweeting

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:12 (twelve years ago)

estimate 3 UK units left in glass. momentum demands they be consumed. estimate 1/2hr sleep b4 work. well it's not like t€$¢o are busy on saturdays

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:27 (twelve years ago)

Jesus fucking Christ

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:46 (twelve years ago)

that half hour of sleep will ruin you
go in as you are, quick shower, or call in sick

― dylannn, Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:53 (twelve years ago)

if you call in sick we are all going to tell on you

― ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:55 (twelve years ago)

going into work after staying up all night drinking makes you a man
tell your coworkers, "i stayed up all night drinking."

― dylannn, Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:56 (twelve years ago)

It's too late I fell asleep, woke up ruined, saw this bullshit rampage, am an hour late and sick as a dog and heading in now hooray

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:57 (twelve years ago)

"i ended up calling a suicide prevention hotline at 6 am. and here i am."

― dylannn, Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:58 (twelve years ago)

solid.

― dylannn, Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:58 (twelve years ago)

I will tell the truth, they are used to me and I work fucking hard and its manual labour so wtf. If I get the job I'm applying for I will change my ways.

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 07:01 (twelve years ago)

get your ass into work.

― dylannn, Saturday, 8 June 2013 07:02 (twelve years ago)

I'm a minute away, walking as fast as I can, GOD

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 07:05 (twelve years ago)

spend the next eight hours contemplating what has brought your life to this disgusting low.

― dylannn, Saturday, 8 June 2013 07:06 (twelve years ago)

Dont go in u clown

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 09:31 (twelve years ago)

Lol. 1stly its 9hrs & disgusting lows are as natural as skin to me; 2ndly I actually feel maravilloso so far! My entire job consists of shifting crates of produce so I treat it as a workout & the hangover doesn't get a chance to take hold. Lastly I don't pull sickies, I work hard which is how I've built up enough goodwill that I can stroll in an hour late & be all "lol I was so trashed last night boss"

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 09:47 (twelve years ago)

Am still feeling goofy tho

WHAT WOULD MICKEY SAY ahah

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 09:48 (twelve years ago)

heroic effort itt

― ghosts of lower belvedere high technology sludge incinerator (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)

being the son of alcoholic, the one thing about my father that i always admired was his ability to make it into work the next day. no matter what happened, he was there. even after he drove his suzuki samurai into a parked schoolbus, he still had the presence of mind to flee the scene, come home, change uniforms, and call his friend for a ride.

― dylannn, Saturday, 8 June 2013 10:03 (twelve years ago)

Being the son of at least one alcoholic.......nah i got nothin

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 10:22 (twelve years ago)

how common was this shit in the pre internet era?

― ogmor, Saturday, 8 June 2013 10:28 (twelve years ago)

Alcoholism?

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 10:29 (twelve years ago)

the non-alcoholic components to all-nighters hold more mystery for me

― ogmor, Saturday, 8 June 2013 10:32 (twelve years ago)

heh otm

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 10:35 (twelve years ago)

legendary guitarist, rambler & drunkard john fahey said at least one of his marriages broke up due to his propensity to stay up all night listening to 78s and then sleep all day, but i'm curious about other deviant nocturnal activities of yore

― ogmor, Saturday, 8 June 2013 10:38 (twelve years ago)

Pre internet it was books, records, tv, w/e iirc

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 10:40 (twelve years ago)

Yeah let's be real if I can enjoy staying up all night talking to myself on a message board it's safe to assume I can keep myself entertained with pretty much anything when on a drunk

It wasn't quite an all-nighter anyway

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)

Btw thx imago, I couldn't have done it without cognac

Cracking open the courvoisier on a schoolnight possibly unwise but I figured hey every other cunt is sampling brandy amirite folx

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 12:53 (twelve years ago)

I'm in a fairly goofy mood now myself. My cricket team batted first, scored 69-9 in their 40 overs and then won. Madness.

― ghosts of lower belvedere high technology sludge incinerator (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

Yours truly, 16 astonishing runs from 87 balls, top-scoring by a mile (not including trusty stalwart Extras). To be fair, we'd been 19-7. GOOFY.

― ghosts of lower belvedere high technology sludge incinerator (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

posting just like one of OptaJoe's tweets. #goofy #madness #similar

― ghosts of lower belvedere high technology sludge incinerator (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

what whimsical gibberish

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

you're one of those English people who doesn't get cricket? #depraved

― ghosts of lower belvedere high technology sludge incinerator (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

makes doing the xword a fuckin nightmare

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

Feelin googly

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)

btw what's a wankerfspade

^^^there's some quality goof, itt

― ghosts of lower belvedere high technology sludge incinerator (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

PUNK'D

― wankerfspade (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

MORELIKE LOSES

― wankerfspade (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

you're a wanchorfspade

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)

I suppose - you know, thinking about it a bit more - I suppose it is a spade, isn't it

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)

^^^calls a spade an ace

― wankerfspade (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

imma go

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

just when we were getting to know one another

― wankerfspade (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:51 (twelve years ago)

look I even changed my DN 4u

― wince (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)

ha!

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

Looses

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:16 (twelve years ago)

man u revive an old thread in order to clown yrself & everyone starts clowning u idgi

― spade ventura (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)

trying not to imagine jim carrey in blackface now, cheers for nothing

― wince (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:21 (twelve years ago)

dude

― spade ventura (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)

it's all gone wrong

― wince (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/1q6gow.jpg

― wince (imago), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

it always does

― spade ventura (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

goof wins law

― spade ventura (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

The Great MattsP, by F Scott *Farts*gerald

needs work

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

oh man oh man oh boy oh boy.

have been drinking since I fucked up my interview, what, 7 hours ago? Haha. At least I'll get an early night tonight.

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

Cracking open the courvoisier on a schoolnight possibly unwise but I figured hey every other cunt is sampling brandy amirite folx

kinda disappointed at the reception this gag got, it went down a storm when I sent it in to FACT mag readers' jokes

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

waittaminute, fact dont' have a readers' jokes page! Musta been the dandy.

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

felt v badass walking around cambridge in a suit. I don't normally wear suits. twas fun.

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

I got skittles at the polish shop with my beer

my poor jaw

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)

*white knights wins' interviewer in the face*

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)

sufjan I swear to god I will buy you a beer

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

I'll prob drink it tbf

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

Lol. White knighting requires tequila and a Blackhawks victory

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

idk what the latter part of that sentence means but tequila, I know #comeintomyparlour

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

we can share a bottle of mezcal!

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

just to be clear I am still drinking all of it yeah?

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

Understood

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

Should checkout some hockey though. It's like football but with goals

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

oh ok leave me hanging I guess that's cool

just kinda looks like I'm siegheiling but wevs

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

Haha. I cut ally thought you were

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

*actually

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

we're up all night to cut ally

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

Ally works late what a drag, this ally cutting business

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

So I used the sintysizer

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

[srs wins ~lyfe~ post redacted] GOOOOOFFFFY INNIT

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)

brgh. Getting sluggish despite tenor saw.

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

wins fact: ur supposed to read in beat em up announcer voice after the sn, eg:

n00b saibot (wins)

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgTYdp3cOc

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

har har we're so eloquent but I'm not sure we can stand up without falling over rn

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

gdamn dronk

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

Pretty goofy today, man!

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW6sS0batvk

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)

I am in a very goofy mood.

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)

redalertredalert

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

so great

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

jajaja

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

blarfhhhhhhhhh

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

wait wait I have another one

*farts*carraldo by wasser phizzog

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Saturday, 15 June 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

lol @ recidivism. Had rancid hangover today, resolved not to drink any more cheap shite polish lager. but HERE WE ARE.

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Saturday, 15 June 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

do you equate goofy with drunk because we have drunk threads

― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 June 2013 23:01 (twelve years ago)

indeed.

http://youtu.be/qLDhMgd-tGs

― mohel hell (Bob Six), Sunday, 16 June 2013 00:26 (twelve years ago)

They are often related but the distinction seems pretty clear to me. Certainly I'd hate to be accused of misusing this thread.

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Sunday, 16 June 2013 07:00 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

keep the meem alive

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

ahhhhh

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

i totally broke the rules of this thread once by posting tunes but if you find you can't feel your mouf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kv_qonIsgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgTYdp3cOc

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

summon imabro

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)

see boyslayer we get it. take a thread and use it for idiot soundboard preening

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

but you'd get more from ilx if you actually you know took part, made a connexion w another person. ther are some cool people here

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:58 (twelve years ago)

not that I do that lol who has the time

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

hey waterface lets hang out

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)

wtf you try to reach out

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

stfu noob

― esperantzen (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)

what noob man i been postinb here for time

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)

I got excelsiored once

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

and i had the finest of display names ina slow monthe

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

Grats i rescind the comment

― esperantzen (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

cool i might stfu anyway just to be contrary

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

psych

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

Sorry u misunderstood, i only rescinded the 'noob'

― esperantzen (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)

jaja

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

but seriously stop shitting up this thread

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

I don't like to fp but i will

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:49 (twelve years ago)

I only ever have 12 iirc go ahead

Anyway, maybe i feel goofy

― esperantzen (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)

oh well in that case welcome aboard

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

was skeptical at 1st but i think I know the secret handshake when I see ot

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

*ut

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

*et

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

*]t

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

where are all the thurssday drunks

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)

wither sufjsan!!

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)

i lost my wrap of c0ke

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

mebbe for the best

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

i found it and i also found facebook

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

jesus

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

ok srsly i am off my face and would like some bantz

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:59 (twelve years ago)

that would be well gauche except a) read the rules of this thread and b) treeship was literally bribing ppl to come drink w him the other day

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 01:01 (twelve years ago)

no takers

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)

cold

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)

dying tbh

might go to sleep

will keep yall posted

― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

wither sufjsan!!

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, July 25, 2013 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dissertation ;_;

― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 July 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago)

ah you should prob do that

honestly unsure whether to try to sleep & wake up with mechahangover OR take some more, have a shower, and go to work all twitchy

thought I would get some prime enabling from this board but yall have let me down

― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Friday, 26 July 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

enable yerself, bro. or go over to ask a drunk forum and get the real deal.

― Aimless, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

are you doing c0ke by yourself? that seems like a waste of money.

― Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

nobody came to drink with me yesterday, that's true, and i ended up spending too much money ordering dinner at this movie theater that serves dinner while watching the bling ring alone. in this process i think i figured some things out about myself though. (not joking).

― Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 03:49 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs3.jpg

― dicktweeter perpetuo (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

I just made about 50 of these just to piss off the ppl on my feed complaining about them (I never saw them before tbh)

― dicktweeter perpetuo (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs1.jpg

― dicktweeter perpetuo (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs5.jpg

― dicktweeter perpetuo (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs7.jpg

― dicktweeter perpetuo (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/1441412_10151989074497290_822320346_n.jpg

― dicktweeter perpetuo (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs2.jpg

― dicktweeter perpetuo (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs8.jpg

― dicktweeter perpetuo (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=59p8seUQeRw&s=2&e=5

making me so so so happy

can a footwork producer pls put a beat on this thx

― comic sbans soref (wins), Friday, 15 November 2013 23:28 (twelve years ago)

you

are my hero

do a hundred of these

― imago, Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

my fave is in wdyll

some of the others I made contain the v googleable name of my costar

also do you mind I have 40 mins to do a VU ballot but

in the spirit of the thread

hats off to [redacted] harper

and death to "quality posters" obv

― comic sbans soref (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)

quickie I just did

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs09.jpg

― comic sbans soref (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:40 (twelve years ago)

i don't even know what 'this' is but i like it

― imago, Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:49 (twelve years ago)

joeyloey73 one will haunt me for a long time

― imago, Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:50 (twelve years ago)

oh yeah you aren't on fb! these are little comix you can make instead of statuses. Everyone hates them. They are the best thing to happen to fb in years.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs6.jpg

― comic sbans soref (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:53 (twelve years ago)

only very very slightly more tempted to rejoin. meantime i'll sit back & enjoy the fruits of others

― imago, Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)

just for ilx

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs33.jpg

― comic sbans soref (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)

the likeness of me isn't perfect (except in the wdyll one) but my friend p much does look like that, right down to the consul suit

― comic sbans soref (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)

you 2 look like ur on an existential journey

― imago, Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs04.jpg

― comic sbans soref (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/bs44.jpg

― comic sbans soref (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

I went clubbing in london last weekend & bumped into a friend of my brother's whom I met for a week in mexico in 2008 & haven't seen since; we chatted for a bit & then he turned to my mate & said "I recognise you - you're the guy from those comics!" ^_^

― deeja entendu (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

fuck me

― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

that was seriously like being at a rave except with shouting instead of dancing

― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

and I had to be sober

― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

I don't normally attend these things

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

this blond boy came in at about 9pm & unsmiling downed 5 shots

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

later I saw him buying some charlie, avoided eye contact

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

real roil of bodies & like minds

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

men of the match (it's a soccer expression) were the small but vocal group of italia fans who withstood the good- and bad-natured opprobium of the rest of the crowd

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

I got stealth-drunk from weak lager shandies

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

as in, weak shandy made with weak lager

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

can't comment on the quality of football played since there were tallcunts blocking my view throughout, also I don't know shit about football

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

def drvnk, have alcohol tinnitus & just legit threw up

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

a few ppl (joshingly?) accused me of being italian, I had to be like "nah mexican mate"

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

"also engerlish"

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

btw my new favourite homemade joke

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

I will literally kill you if you steal it

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

"I have that exact same shirt at home!"

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

^must be said to man wearing a plain white t-shirt & standing next to you at urinal

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/1378520_10151988663646672_1494351128_n.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

is that u?

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

I Heard men can fly if they dream of men!!!

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Sunday, 15 June 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

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