So Redheaded Antipodean Jawdropper, or Lanky, Ginger Tom Cruise Knobber. Your abe judged on references to Moulin Rouge, Dead Calm, Bankok Hilton and scientology.
― Pete, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Nick, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Jonnie, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Ronan, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Emma, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― cabbage, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― berbis, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Pennysong Hanle y, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Final tally: A casualty of plastic surgery, but quite palatable when faced with the prospect of three hours of Tom Cruise practicing the fine art of smuggery.
― Dan Perry, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― jason, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― hans, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― nathalie, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Also, he was a bit of an old lech who wanted to see Kidman naked.
― Madchen, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Ally C, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― DavidM, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Kodanshi, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Tom, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Sorry, I just wanted to.
― N., Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― DG, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― ALly, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Otis Wheeler, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Ally, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Wheeler, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Kerry, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― N., Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― JM, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― AP, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― N., Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00007DWOA.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― Graham (graham), Thursday, 30 January 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)
(You mean you don't know?)
― Graham (graham), Thursday, 30 January 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)
Then I went to his house and punched him in the face and everyone laughed and laughed.
Half of that was a dream, though.
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)
... or wait, maybe she's very very sneaky, and is just waiting for him to be caught off-guard and then UH OH face punching.
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)
Anyway, as far as covering bases go, I'm not worried.
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Television's Ryan Seacrest (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ashley D, Monday, 1 December 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)
"Dead Calm" is a pretty good movie, but it isn't like she was freaking off the chart as an actor or anything in that one.
― earlnash, Monday, 1 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ashley, Monday, 1 December 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ashley, Monday, 1 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― ashley, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ashley, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)
Well, yes, she does have her good points.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)
― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)
― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)
― Anusol, Monday, 13 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)
hahahahahaha
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)
― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 13 June 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)
It was hotttt.
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)
― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)
I agree! I saw her photo on the cover of some celeb mag, and she looked really weird & almost demonic, I thought!
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)
Why, because she's tall?
― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)
― jones (actual), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)
― moley, Monday, 13 June 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)
Is this the tagline?
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)
xpostYes!
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)
Haha! Oh man, Val Kilmer, why did you have to *start* your career with all the good stuff and then just slide away...
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 13 June 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)
― keith m (keithmcl), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)
― Jacqui Pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)
― Jacqui Pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)
― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)
― jones (actual), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)
― La Monte (La Monte), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)
http://www.nypress.com/18/25/film/ArmondWhite2.cfm
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.vogue.co.jp/issues/200602/images/cover.jpg
lucky enuf to have this on my coffee table. as covers go, it rules.
― Surmounter, Sunday, 3 June 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)
oops
lucky you, surmounter
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)
How much does a Japanese Vogue cost? Like 50 bucks?
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 3 June 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)
actually i got it from a friend =) so i don't know how much it costs, but it's really fun
― Surmounter, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
can you read japanese?
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
sadly no =( i mostly just keep it on the coffee table and get mesmerized by the cover every coupla nights. japanese style + nicole = nice.
― Surmounter, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.davidduchovny.com.br/ntest/arquivos/Twin_PeaksDavid_Duchovny_01.jpg I don't know how, but somehow!
― Øystein, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
Oh dear, that's very big indeed
"They have women agents?" haha oh, naive Audrey.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 3 June 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
I do like how that Vogue cover says "Woman" to avoid confusion.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 3 June 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
lol i kno
― Surmounter, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
wait why do you even have a 2005 japanese vogue still
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 4 June 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
Spurred by David Thomson, I've ordered a few Kidman DVDs to rent! Including Cold Mountain, Moulin Rouge and [the greatest film she ever made and most of us have never seen] - Birth.
― the pinefox, Monday, 10 November 2008 13:28 (seventeen years ago)
She is the only screen goddess working in Hollywood today. The only one I would be totally floored by meeting. I am bewitched by her.― Nick, Thursday, 13 September 2001
They don't make ilx posts like that anymore.
― the pinefox, Monday, 10 November 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)
Our Amber's better looking than NK. Just sayin'
― Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2008 13:35 (seventeen years ago)
Naomi Watts is better looking than Kidman.
― chap, Monday, 10 November 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)
I still hate Lenny Kravitz.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 10 November 2008 14:04 (seventeen years ago)
birth is still a really good film.
― akm, Monday, 10 November 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)
she used to be beautiful but not very attractive, i think. now she's not beautiful and very unattractive.
she's no rachel weisz.
― darraghmac, Monday, 10 November 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)
oh that Australia trailer. If you loved the continent...
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 10 November 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
Speaking as an Australian, 'Australia' the movie promises to be one cringe-inducing piece of shit.
― James Morrison, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)
Also WAY younger, dude. you want Nick bewitched by her?
(also, that post pre-dated actual BEWITCHED. Nick is psychic!)
― ailsa, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
Ah. "Cold Mountain". The movie about western North Carolina that stars an Englishman and an Australian and was filmed in Transylvania.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
Birth is really beautiful, what the hell is Jonathan Glazer doing now???
― I know, right?, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)
Cold Mountain is your Braveheart then, is it?
― ailsa, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago)
ailsa, I'd post a pic, but.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)
That's not too difficult though? Just sayin'
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)
who is your Amber?
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)
daughter.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/AmberBroom.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)
I wouldn't go and see Australia for all the blowjobs in the world.
― chap, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)
right, pic off now.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)
Unfortunate juxtaposition unintended.
― chap, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I was at a charity auction where a Nicole Kidman android was the MC. I had too much to drink and became really belligerent, yelling really offensive anti-robot slurs whenever she tried to speak. Eventually, everyone else at the auction realized that I was right and it was a mistake to treat robots like human beings.
― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/entertainment_enl_1229344182/img/1.jpg
― Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)
seriously I'd have her play my didge
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 15 December 2008 13:17 (seventeen years ago)
and then perhaps a blowjob
― Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)
mind boggles at how thomson's priapic rubbish could spur someone to watch anything, let alone the godawful 'cold mountain'. almost feel sorry for pinefox on that score.
― the cream of some young guy (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 15 December 2008 13:37 (seventeen years ago)
I haven't seen it yet! There's still time for me to change my mind and avert this alleged disaster.
If anyone wants to feel sorry for me, maybe they just could do it because I am ill today.
― the pinefox, Monday, 15 December 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
'birth' is really good.
what indeed is glazer up to? remember seeing it in a near-deserted shaftesbury avenue odeon four years ago, which may explain the hiatus.
― the cream of some young guy (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 15 December 2008 13:48 (seventeen years ago)
truly hideous, no?
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
she fucking ruined her face
― you have to forgive me (surm), Monday, 1 February 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
Birth was terrible.
― Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 February 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
i liked it. i also loved the others
― you have to forgive me (surm), Monday, 1 February 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
just watched birth, really like it tbh, but it reinforced my mixed feelings about ms kidman
her star power bankrolls films that might never get made without her, and she's made some pretty daring choices over the years (thinking of tough-sell projects like birth, dogville, moulin rouge)
but as an actress she's good-not-great, and can't do a US accent to save her life... in birth she's supposed to be an upper east side manhattanite but spends half the time sounding like a southerner in the epic struggle to suppress her aussie squawkbox
same thing bugged me in eyes wide shut, it's almost like she's so focused on sounding american she stops acting naturally
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 February 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
at least i could still look at her in EWS and not cringe
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 1 February 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
she looked really good in EWS
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
plastic surgeons are disgusting savages (also see: heidi montag's plastic surgeon calling her "heroic")
thought she was terrific in EWS and, yes, unbelievably hot
― you have to forgive me (surm), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/google_ac10.gif
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
lol i know i noticed that recently. a real shame. she fucked up her face and she has no fashion sense
― you have to forgive me (surm), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/04/01-07/nicole-kidman-wtf.jpg
― velko, Monday, 1 February 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
noooooooo
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
oh god.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 1 February 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
rip
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
^^
― you have to forgive me (surm), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
try plugging meg ryan into the google plastic surgery machine
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
what a drag it is getting old
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
i'll get me botox
― velko, Monday, 1 February 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/081124/Always-Topless/Dead-Calm-Nicole_Kidman_l.jpghttp://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/60/300x300/60481_video-136560-access-archives-nicole-kidman.jpghttp://jolienadine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/nicole_kidman_close_up_far_and_away1.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
poor keith urban
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
that "now" photo is seriously depressing
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/Plastic.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/cannes/cannes_2003_photos/_group_photos/nicole_kidman77.jpg
:/
― you have to forgive me (surm), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
that's not new enough.
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
that's exactly the attitude that got us here
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
lololol
yeah i think that might just be a bad picture of her when she was still bangin.
― you have to forgive me (surm), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
that's from 2003, she didn't look "bad" but there were warning signs...
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
separated at birth:
http://msmindy.com/rudolph/images/pictures/clarice_circle.jpg
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
is there some kind of anti trout pout petition we can sign
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
she's 30 years ahead of Joan Rivers' pace.
In the last 8 years I've only seen her in Dogville and Birth, so I'm fine with her disappearing.
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
does she actually have the draw that the hollywood machine tells us she does? i can't think of anyone who would look forward to a NK film.
anyway, she used to have red hair and a ruddy freckly complexion. then she bleached her hair and skin for so long and used so much botox that she fucked herself up.
a friend of mine is a make up person and her college tutor was NK's make up artist. she insisted on using him because he was the only one to know how to make up her face. apparently when you touched it it didn't spring back so you had to be v careful how you applied the make up. if you pressed too hard you left a dent. i suspect that the newish collagen-face is a hopeless attempt to salvage that.
― jed_, Monday, 1 February 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
does she actually have the draw that the hollywood machine tells us she does?
this has long been debated down 'ere - tho it must be said that taking pot-shots at anything to do with the austrealian film industry is one of the local media's favourite pastimes.
― greasy joes mobile disco (haitch), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
She hasn't had a hit since 2002-2003.
― Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, but after the run of eyes wide shut/moulin rouge/the others, she could've done any damn thing she wanted. she went from being "some australian chick who married tom cruise" to an a-lister.
but then she frittered away her hollywood bankability on a string of depressing arthouse movies, which is kinda commendable imo.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
then she frittered away her face for keith urban
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
Seriously, having a few lines and wrinkles is preferable to looking like a cat person.
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
i realize this photo is also a fair distance from the two others i posted but this was a totally decent stopping point imo
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/60/300x300/60481_video-136560-access-archives-nicole-kidman.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
that one film with daniel craig a couple years ago was one of the biggest floperoos of the decade.
and every1 hates her more recent cred moves. that one by the squid and the whale guy. and the diane arbus biopic wasn't even shown theatrically.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
― jed_, Monday, February 1, 2010 3:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
what??? is this actually a thing?!
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
sounds like something someone would have told me at recess when i was 11
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
not everyone has flawless skin like you
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
* blushes *
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
oughta be a poll of her post-EWS flicks
Moulin Rouge!The OthersBirthday GirlThe HoursDogvilleThe Human StainCold MountainThe Stepford WivesBirthThe InterpreterBewitchedFurHappy FeetThe InvasionMargot at the WeddingThe Golden CompassAustraliaNine
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
damn
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
god i forgot 'australia'.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
non-arthouse frittering included: Bewitched, Stepford, Interpreter, Australia
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
'the interpreter' had a p cool bus bomb
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
oscar bait:
Moulin Rouge!The HoursThe Human StainCold MountainFurMargot at the WeddingAustraliaNine
paychecks:
The OthersThe Stepford WivesThe InterpreterBewitchedThe InvasionHappy FeetThe Golden Compass
culty shit:
DogvilleBirth
co-starring ben chaplin:
Birthday Girl
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
ngl, I love Moulin Rouge. But it's very cheesy.
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
glamorous roles she took after securing a-list status
Birthday Girl - russian mail order black widowThe Hours - suicidal writer w/ prosthetic noseDogville - indentured gang rape servant The Human Stain - janitorCold Mountain - confederate sympathizerThe Stepford Wives - robot Birth - paedo
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
birth ftw
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
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god knows, this is probably just the kind of stuff that make up artists bitch about. it is highly likely that excess botox and skin lightening are going to decrease the elasticity of your skin though and NK has had a lot of both.
― jed_, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
i've said it before and i will say it again. her oscar-winning performance in the hours is a thing of beauty. legitimate insanity in her eyes.
― you have to forgive me (surm), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/k/q/1/thehourspubc.jpg
― you have to forgive me (surm), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
also To Die For is one of the greatest movies of all time, obviously.
― you have to forgive me (surm), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/kidman_todiefor.jpg
I was (too) young when I saw Eyes Wide Shut in the theater. Watched it again recently, and thought she was great in the film and hot as hell, and wondered why I thought she seemed 'older' when I watched it originally. Her age when the film was released? My current age. Oh.
― mh, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
no, The Portrait of a Lady is one of the greatest movies of all time, obviously.
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)
omg i need to see that again
― you have to forgive me (surm), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
i remember when i saw it, i was trying to make out with some boy so i couldn't pay attention
With her rather creepy performances in Birth / The Golden Compass / The Others, I imagine she could easily take over from Angelica Huston as the go to actress for scaring children when she gets to that age.
― danzig, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
THAT AGE? They're maybe 15 years apart.
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
so, in 15 years then?
― see also cockfarmer fanbases (sic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/nicole-kidman-4.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
15 years might be becoming more trivial at the 40/55 mark, but at the 30/45 mark it is imo more significant.
― mh, Friday, 5 February 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
it looks like she is sticking her tongue out from above her top teeth.
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, 5 February 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
We saw "The Golden Compass" again recently.
Can anybody tell me what was so goddamn wrong with this film, it looked great to me.
Apart from the "ready for part two?" ending, which was too blatant, and now seems somewhat redundant if they aren't going to make the sequel...
― Mark G, Friday, 5 February 2010 09:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://l1.yimg.com/cv/ip/ap/default/120224/nicole_uni.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)
Nicole pisses on Zac Efron....
http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie-critic-reviews/the-paperboy.3/
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)
Anyone excited for Stoker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNpDG4WR_74
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Friday, 5 October 2012 04:19 (thirteen years ago)
Certainly.
― Alba, Friday, 5 October 2012 08:15 (thirteen years ago)
How on earth did The Paperboy get made for $12.5m? People must've really loved Precious
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 5 October 2012 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
I mean: that's not a lot of cash for what looks like a big movie
everybody wanted to be part of Zac Efron, Nicole's Urinal
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
you know I'm not really gay for Zac Efron or water sports, but
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
Let's talk about Matthew McConaughey, too. He's had this crazy, career-redefining year, in part because of this movie.
I gotta tell you, I'm so proud of what he did and where he went for me, because he's so not that guy. [SPOILER ALERT] When he is looking up to those black men, those mandingoes, and he's butt naked and salivating for more, it touched me. Everything I put into this movie, I know.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 5 October 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
Really liked Flirting. The ending could have been stronger, but that's my only quibble. Thandie Newton's gorgeous. The guy opposite her--his resemblance to Nick Cave has probably been noted by anyone who's ever said anything about this film--has quite an unusual presence. I liked that they added some shading towards the end to the two characters (Kidman and the boxer) most susceptible to cliché. The lake between the two schools even gives it a storybook quality.
― clemenza, Friday, 8 February 2013 03:36 (twelve years ago)
The guy opposite Newton was young Noah Taylor (perhaps most famous for being the road manager in Almost Famous)
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 February 2013 03:47 (twelve years ago)
Yes! Totally missed that connection.
― clemenza, Friday, 8 February 2013 03:54 (twelve years ago)
Never in a million years did I expect to love a film about grieving parents, but I thought Rabbit Hole was great. (It's something of a miracle I even watched it--I just kind of avoid such films.) Kidman, Aaron Eckhart, Sandra Oh, Dianne Wiest, and Miles Teller are all great. A mood piece that, for whatever reason, hit me exactly right.
― clemenza, Saturday, 2 March 2019 02:15 (six years ago)
Grief is intensely human and under-represented in movies.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 March 2019 02:19 (six years ago)
It's also very difficult, I think, to find the right balance in a film. It's either so interior that it feels remote, or you overdo it in the other direction. This is a real simplification, but non-English language films tend towards the first, American films towards the latter. I thought Rabbit Hole had the perfect balance.
― clemenza, Saturday, 2 March 2019 02:24 (six years ago)
it's my favorite of her performances this decade; often I respect her ability and don't buy a note.
― Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 March 2019 02:39 (six years ago)
In Boy Erased, she resists the urge to overdo a Southern accent too much, which I respect.
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Saturday, 2 March 2019 03:49 (six years ago)
Interesting how Rabbit Hole ends in the exact same place as Eyes Wide Shut: "What should we do now?" (Kidman poses the question in RH; she answers it in EWS. The play was 2007, eight years after EWS--I've got to believe there's a very conscious echo there.) The answer in EWS is memorable, it's perfectly in keeping with the rest of the film, and it's a great line to end your career on--I'm not knocking it. But the less flashy answer in Rabbit Hole is the more profound.
― clemenza, Saturday, 2 March 2019 23:01 (six years ago)
I remember liking RH a lot; can't imagine rewatching it, though.
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Sunday, 3 March 2019 02:03 (six years ago)
I was quite wrong about Birth fourteen years ago, which I have no memory of watching. I watched it this afternoon. The coolness coupled with its lack of affect and the way Kidman gives a largely reactive performance work in its favor.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:13 (one year ago)
the only thing I remember about it (not having seen it in nearly 20 years) is the gorgeous Alexandre Desplat score
― jaymc, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 01:23 (one year ago)
Yeah Birth was good. I remember strong Rosemary’s Baby vibes.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 02:24 (one year ago)
The endless, wordless medium shot of her in the audience in Birth is her finest moment outside of To Die For
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 02:35 (one year ago)
This was the first time I really noticed Desplat and its still my favorite score of his
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 02:48 (one year ago)
I wrote a bit about her.
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2024 14:26 (one year ago)
Our lists of her best work differ. I like her in Dead Calm, Malice, Dogville, The Others, Birth, Top Of The Lake (you overlook her TV work), The Beguiled, Big Little Lies (TV), Destroyer, The Undoing (TV again, opposite one of Hugh Grant's best performances), and I guess she's good in The Northman but the movie around her is a pile of shit.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Friday, 4 October 2024 14:40 (one year ago)
Mildly surprised you don't like To Die For!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 October 2024 14:55 (one year ago)
Me, or Alfred? I like some aspects of it, but it tries way too hard to be a """""subversive""""" """""satire""""" of """""our media culture""""". I would have preferred a movie where the Ileana Douglas character was the protagonist, trying to protect her dimwit brother from this creepy bitch he's married.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Friday, 4 October 2024 15:02 (one year ago)
i don't think to die for tries hard - if anything it feels so natural that it could have only come out that way, like a great short story. one of the best films of its time without a doubt. not an errant minute.
― Swen, Friday, 4 October 2024 15:03 (one year ago)
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson),
Like I wrote, that's what I thought in 1995 too; then I watched it again last month.
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2024 15:06 (one year ago)
seeing it on the big screen was uncanny - Nicole's face taking up the whole screen with that performance was legendary.
― Swen, Friday, 4 October 2024 15:08 (one year ago)
A Nineties Moment
literally telling you that - you don't matter. because you're not on TV. the gay boy inside me died multiple times that night.
― Swen, Friday, 4 October 2024 15:10 (one year ago)
She's good in Babygirl.
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 January 2025 23:35 (one year ago)