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Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"The trick in Iran is this: The good guys are trying to bring some reform; the bad guys control the levers of power. Sorting the two apart and then isolating the bad guys and taking the levers of power away from them is what's got to happen," said Goss, R-Fla., on CBS' "Face the Nation."

Iran substitute 'The US'.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, I can promise you that everyone on ILX, with the possible exception of Millar, will keep their hands off Iran.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, what's the problem here? Iran harbours Al Qaeda, just like Iraq had Weapons of mass destruction. It's well known.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

sarcasm doesn't really suit you, DV ;)

when are "we" going after the saudis anyway? i mean, that really actually is where al-quaeda is from, and it's a dictatorship with a bad human rights record, what am i missing here?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Just when I wanted to bury my head back in the sand, I find there's something they want hidden in it.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If TB supports any kind of monkey busnessin Iran I shall emmigrate.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

What really beggars belief is this 'We've decided we have a problem with you, give us the keys to your house' attitude.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Blair has already shied away from the prospect of conflict with Syria, and I suspect he may well do so with Iran. Not that I'm really expecting any kind of military action here.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The Washington Post reported Sunday that the administration has cut off contacts with Iran and "appears ready to embrace an aggressive policy of trying to destabilize the Iranian government."

And they did such a good job when they tried that with the EU.
Hey, Brain! What are we going to do today? - The same thing we do every day, Pinky.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Spot the incongruous statement:

1. 'Iran's... government... poses a big problem for the United States and should be replaced, lawmakers said Sunday.'

2. South Korea's government poses a big problem for North Korea and should be replaced, Kim Jong-il said Sunday.

3. Britain is a 'failed state' living in the shadow of the US and would be better administered from Berlin, said Chancellor Schroeder yesterday.

4. The government of Greenland is out of touch with the wishes of the people and will be replaced at the next general election, said the people of Greenland.

That's right, it's 4 which is hopelessly idealistic and out of touch with present realities.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice. Last time the Bushes fucked with Iran we got the GOP for TWELVE YEARS.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's 2003... the fifty year anniversary of the first time we fucked up Iran. Obviously they have something special planned.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

but how is this different from the position the neo-cons have been taking since bush was elected momus? viz "we have the moral justification and the military and technological oomph to effect regime change whenever/wherever"

if anything the white house line in that slate article is MORE muted and LESS firebreathing, esp.given the scale of the victory being claimed in iraq (ie it actually — slightly — reflects acknowledgment of the difficulties ahead) (ok perhaps that's reading a lot into "that's hard", but the fact that they've stepped back from "we can now do anything" is a step AWAY from yr worst case, isn't it?)

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, it seems like "nothing to see here, just standard diplomacy, maybe an assassination or two, move along".

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I don't think the leopard has changed its spots, Mark. It's just that they start the 'battle for hearts and minds' with the 'modest proposal' that someone else's government be changed, and get harder and more shrill and insistent from there on in. In a couple of months it'll be 'Iran is defying the will of the world community and playing games, our patience is running out, and yes, tactical nuclear weapons are being considered'.

What's so disheartening is that even the Democratic position is so far right:

'Sen. Joe Lieberman, D-Conn., a Democratic presidential hopeful who strongly backed the Iraq war, said "regime change" is the answer in Iran. He said he was not suggesting U.S. military action because of the pro-American attitudes of many Iranians.'

Which seems to imply that the fact that Iranians are not 100% anti-American is the only thing keeping the tanks from rolling into Teheran.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Your sovereignty Our sovereignty
Your right not be threatened and attacked Our right not to be threatened and attacked
Your civil rights Our civil rights
Your natural resources Our natural resources
Your peace Our peace
Your unelected leaders Our unelected leaders
Your credibility Our credibility
Your charisma Our charisma
Your victim status and resultant world sympathy Our victim status and resultant world sympathy

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Hands off Iran - hands onIrene.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Last time the Bushes fucked with Iran we got the GOP for TWELVE YEARS.

? I'm not spotting your connection, especially since that involved a sitting Democratic president.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Aww c'mon you Brits! Give our propaganda machine a while to talk about how human rights abuses in Iran are somehow more devil-devil than the human rights abuses that take place daily in many countries that we describe as allies, and you'll see how necessary it is to replace that anti-freedom government right quick. Will Tony Blair get behind us in our quest to liberate the huddled masses of Iran? You'd better believe it! Do they have a National Museum? Let's hope so!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Its scarey what can happen when power hungry aggressive leaders finally get power. More and more teh American governmetn is seemin g like a tool of oppression and corruption. I often look longingly over Casco Bay towards Nova Scotia thinking " I could be a Canadian!". The sad thing is , even if Bush loses teh nest "election", whatever Dem. wins could be just as bad. Lieberman is also droolingly war loving, it appears.

Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

when are "we" going after the saudis anyway? i mean, that really actually is where al-quaeda is from, and it's a dictatorship with a bad human rights record, what am i missing here?

The U.S. tiptoes around the Saudis because they have oil.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I love that I live in a nation that lets their Grand High Decision Makers actually honestly use the terms "good guys" and "bad guys". Among other things.

(Insert Louie Armstrong song chorus here, with extreme sarcasm.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

the US is hardly tiptoeing around the Saudis right now

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

and mark my words, there will be no war

Charles Foster Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Another reason not to invade Saudi Arabia or anything like that: "Hm, is it REALLY a good idea to attack the country with Mecca in it?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy do you mean the arms-for-hostages thing that supposedly preceded the 1980 election? Bush was out of power at the time.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Why should we be talking about attacking any of these places? It's not a zero sum game.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

this is a pressure ploy to get them to turn over the AQ operatives, nothing more. syria blinked, iran's starting to. plus rove and rice got the president's ear right now, not rummy. there won't be any more wars until the second term (if then).

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

James I'd agree with you if "pressure ploys" didn't turn into a war not so long ago.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

really? what was last (republican) war (haha, I'm bob dole all of a sudden) that unintentionally sprung from pressure ploys? wasn't one of the major criticism's of gulf war II that bushco weren't willing to give pressure ploys a chance?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no way an invasion of Iran could be pulled off as was done to Iraq.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35772-2003May24.html

"It worked so well in Latin America":

In an interview in February with the Los Angeles Times, Deputy Secretary of State Richard L. Armitage drew a distinction between the confrontational approach the administration had taken with Iraq and North Korea and the approach it had adopted with Iran. "The axis of evil was a valid comment, [but] I would note there's one dramatic difference between Iran and the other two axes of evil, and that would be its democracy. [And] you approach a democracy differently," Armitage said.

At one of the meetings, in early January, the United States signaled that it would target the Iraq-based camps of the Mujaheddin-e Khalq (MEK), or People's Mujaheddin, a major group opposing the Iranian government.

The MEK soon became caught up in the policy struggle between the State Department and the Pentagon.

After the camps were bombed, the U.S. military arranged a cease-fire with the group, infuriating the Iranians. Some Pentagon officials, impressed by the military discipline and equipment of the thousands of MEK troops, began to envision them as a potential military force for use against Tehran, much like the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan.

But the MEK is also listed as a terrorist organization by the State Department. Under pressure from State, the White House earlier this month ordered the Pentagon to disarm the MEK troops -- a decision that was secretly conveyed by U.S. officials to Iranian representatives at a meeting in Geneva on May 3.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That Washington Post article (and an opinion piece in the Guardian today) confirm that the US is bungling through a script entitled 'Carry On Creating Terrorists and Nuclear States'. Midas-like, the US is reproducing, wherever its hand falls, the same splits and polarisations between mere conservatives and ultra-hawks which bedevil its own government. The ultra-hawks are the ones creating the problem, because they force those they deal with to go to extremes.

The MEK is considered a terrorist organisation by the (merely conservative) State department and a group of Northern-Alliance-like freedom fighters by the (ultra-hawk) Pentagon. Their camps are bombed during the Iraq war, but then a truce is made with them. But this infuriates the Iran government and pushes the Iranian state ever-faster towards nuclear armament (because it's clear that's the only way not to be invaded, see N. Korea).

Meanwhile the White House orders the Pentagon to disarm the MEK (perhaps to start their make-over into legitimate democracy campaigners in Iran), effectively splitting the group into two factions: 'politicians' who seek legitimacy and 'guerillas' with a bloody agenda. (Like the IRA, and like the GOP.) Nine days later the Saudi Arabian suicide bombings happen -- and the implication is that it's a splinter group involving the MEK guerillas who didn't believe in becoming a tool for US overt/covert operations against Tehran.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile the London based Saudi daily Al-Hayat suggests that Assad might show up at Sharm El Sheikh and the official Syrian daily Teshreen is reprinting parts of the interview Assad gave Reuters (specifically the parts where he distances himself from Hezbollah's regional ambitions). Now - is this despite American belligerance or because of it?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy do you mean the arms-for-hostages thing that supposedly preceded the 1980 election? Bush was out of power at the time.

there's some complicated conspiracy theory that somehow involves Bush I and Reagan in some ploy to prevent the release of the hostages before the 1980 election. I cannot remember how credible it is.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It's as credible as you can get on circumstantial evidence, and is just formed by connecting Bush sr as head of the CIA and the hostages being freed the same week (day?) as Reagan took office.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, it's never been nearly as strong as the Nixon-Kissinger october surprise

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The reputed backstory. I note that the nationality of the intelligence sources is not identified, which is suspect. But if this is true, it would explain a lot. Even if this is an effective negotiation strategy (in Korea as well), I don't trust this administration to honestly calculate the PR risks it entails.

Momus - the statement that Joe Lieberman represents the "Democratic position" is either ignorant or disingenuous.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll go with disingenuous, with some ignorant shavings on the side.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd love to get my hands on Iran.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No way dude, this guy last week was talking about Somalia being next. (this week he said Sudan was on the list too) We're going to war with EVERYBODY. No, REALLY.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus isn't an American, so he probably doesn't know too much about Holy Joe, except that he ran with Gore.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

he doesn't know too much about Gore, except that he ran against Bush

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't post-modernists actively support such radical acts of cultural subversion as the violent wholesale reshaping of entire cultures, though? I don't get it.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

they're poseurs

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://cats-and-kittens.com/funny/odflag.jpg

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(that post isn't actually a reply or anything, it's just that, y'know, I had this picture, and it was either put it here or start another Thread With Pictures of Cats In It)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

now you're pushing buttons!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I will say that even though it's a gag he's been working for nearly fifteen years now (ie. 'played out' - look it up momus), garry trudeau's depicting dubya as an asterisk with a roman helmet amuses me greatly.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

well that's the beauty of working the same gag for a long time: it may not always be funny, but when it is, it's really funny

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

july 9th is the big day, the called for general strike in Iran. it isn't as simple as give us your keys, iran supports hezbollah(though i know there are many fans of their work here) and bin laden's son is in iran planning operations that have already killed americans and also their intelligence minister Ali Panahi is in Iraq trying to undermine any attempts at stability.

keith (keithmcl), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

though i know there are many fans of their work here

oh yeah, for sure, this place is a fuckin' hotbed of hezbollah supporters.

moron.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The youth in Iran are starting rock bands. It's true.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

where would you emmigrate to, ed?


would anyone go with?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to e-migrate, i.e., change ISPs

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

John, you won't have to search for long to find hezbollah sympathizers here

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

believeing that the U.S. policy on Israel and Palestine is ass-backwards doesn't make somebody a Hezbollah supporter JB, you know that.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I do know that (and one thing I'll grant Bush the Elder was his willingness to play hardball with Israel), I'm saying you don't have to look very hard to find bonafide hezbollah sympathizers on this board

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

sympathizer and supporter are two different words - one can be sympathetic to their cause and abhor their methods. (NB this isn't even one of the issues I watch closely, I'm extrapolating from my own complicated feelings in re: northern Ireland)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm saying mark my words there will be people who take offense for us even calling hezbollah 'terrorists'. I can sympathize with anti-communism or thinking the treaty of versailles was unfair to germany, but this doesn't make me a nazi sympathiser (I can't make up my mind how to spell sympathize either).

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

or (1870s analogy) I might've found the actions of US troops in the south abhorrent or decried the profiteering of carpetbaggers, but doing such doesn't = kkk sympathizer

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

right - I'm saying that describing people who passionately believe in 1) a Palestinian state and 2) a U.S. gov't that walks the walk with regard to countries' rights to self-determnination as "fans of [hezbollah's] work" was & remains horseshit.

no hard feelins JB or nothin', my whole issue was with keyth's condescension toward an honest & tenable position (NB NOT "terrorism is OK" but "their rage isn't hard to understand")

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah, one problem (on both sides) is that for many sympathy for the paletinian cause = sympathy for terrorism. again, you'll find it alot more on the anti-palestinian side than on the pro-palestinian side, but that doesn't mean you won't come across some pro-hezbollah glamorizations (or, a bit more common, strangely, pro-sendero luminoso glamorizations). in another time it would've been a mao tse-tung poster and the notion that the worst communist leader is better than the best capitalist leader. even then the notion that 'see, people on the left think this way' was played up way out of proportion - for every person on the left who turned a blind eye to leftist dictators (even now castro carries a certain cache for 'standing up to the US') there's a hundred people on the right accusing everyone on the left of thinking like this.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

So hypothetically, if we subtract Bush and the U.S. from the equation, do people think the rest of the world (represented by whatever multinational body you wish) has a vested interest in supporting the progressive, more democratic groups in Iran? Should this said multinational body be concerned with Iran?s development of nuclear facilities? What if there was conclusive evidence a group of terrorists was operating with in Iran and that group had killed thousands of people in several different countries? At what point does a country forfeit its sovereignty?

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"...supporting the progressive, more democratic groups in Iran..."

as far as I am concerned, regime change is not the way to do this. regime change lately seems to involve a total breakdown of civil structure and infrastructure, which seems to lead to things like looting, epidemics, hunger, long lines at the grocery, gas station and hospital, etc. i do not think this is the way to help the people of Iran.

"Should this said multinational body be concerned with Iran's development of nuclear facilities?"

there is such a body. it's called the IAEA, and it's inspectors are in Iran right now. of course, our administration seems not to think highly of multilateral inspections (much preferring ex-post-facto investigation for murky reasons).

"What if there was conclusive evidence a group of terrorists was operating with in Iran and that group had killed thousands of people in several different countries? "

at what level in the organization? certainly i doubt there are any terrorists in iran that have personally killed thousands of people in several different countries. do you invade a democratic nation of millions because of fifty fugitives?

"At what point does a country forfeit its sovereignty?"

at what point did my elected officials forfeit their sanity?

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(bnw i realize you are just asking hypothetical questions but i need to blow off some steam)

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"bin laden's son is in iran planning operations that have already killed americans and also their intelligence minister Ali Panahi is in Iraq trying to undermine any attempts at stability."

dude you play too much counterstrike. do you also think colin powell is on a ninja mission deep in arab territory?

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

as far as I am concerned, regime change is not the way to do this. regime change lately seems to involve a total breakdown of civil structure and infrastructure, which seems to lead to things like looting, epidemics, hunger, long lines at the grocery, gas station and hospital, etc. i do not think this is the way to help the people of Iran.

I don't know that there's anyway to change the power structure of a country peacefully. It seems like in these situations, things are going to get worse before they get better regardless of outside intervention.

at what level in the organization? certainly i doubt there are any terrorists in iran that have personally killed thousands of people in several different countries. do you invade a democratic nation of millions because of fifty fugitives?

Personally killed, I don't care about (personally). If there are people supporting or heading the Al-Q cause, I consider them terrorists. And if there is evidence that the state is not doing everything in its power to take out said terrorists, then yes, I do think you consider going in. Those are all huge if's however.

Anyway I was just trying to gauge if in addition to all the criticism thrown at the Bush admin, if anyone could present alternative approaches. (I honestly can't figure out how the left responds to any international politics other then 'do nothing.')

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

If there are people supporting or heading the Al-Q cause, I consider them terrorists.

So it's safe to assume you support regime change in Saudi Arabia. Oh, wait.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

In Iran they have a democratic process to change things with. Change is happening with glacial slowness but its happening. If US.gov wants to help out, it should help the democrats, socialist and communists no another bunch of mujahadeen nutjobs.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Except that a good deal of bush's support comes from the US christian 'Taliban'

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ooooh

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I love ya, Ed (and everyone else on this thread), but I'm beginning to feel like I'm hearing tons of skipping records here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ed: HOW should the us help the democrats, moderates, etc.?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

There may be no way to help them. Moderate reformers may want a more secularized and free Iran, but that /= coziness with the US. So from a Bushadmin perspective, it's the same diff.

And it's extremely difficult to tell exactly how much the 'democratic process' can do; most levers of power and the judiciary ultimately come under the theocratic thumb.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There was stuff in the paper today where Rumsfeld was asked why these WMDs weren't used against the attacking American forces, and he suggested that maybe the Iraqis were caught by surprise by the speed of the US attack. Yes, very good argument - nobody had seen that attack coming at all. If only there had been some clues that they were considering attacking...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

show me one article that predicted the us ground strategy in this war

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've no idea about the details, but that they were coming was hardly a big surprise.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

well that not actually what he's saying though is it?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

not to defend Rumsfeld (and I can think of several better reasons why Hussein didn't deploy wmds - only one of which can be spun into Rummy's reason) but considering the huge differences in how this war was fought versus how gulf war I was fought I'm not gonna pretend he doesn't have a point.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

James, you aren't going to convince me that that is an argument that holds any strength at all. The attack was telegraphed for months, and even if the details were different than anyone predicted, if those weapons had been in place and there was the will to use them, it would not have been beyond them to use them. This is another crap argument no better than "perhaps they secretly destroyed their best weapons before they were attacked".

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

show me one article that predicted the us ground strategy in the war

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

So it's safe to assume you support regime change in Saudi Arabia. Oh, wait.

Stop waiting, I do. And again, "but what about Saudi Arabia" and "but what about Israel" and "but what about North Korea" doesn't solve anything anywhere.

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

James you're ignoring the point, which is that there weren't ever any WMDs

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop waiting, I do. And again, "but what about Saudi Arabia" and "but what about Israel" and "but what about North Korea" doesn't solve anything anywhere

Well, no, it doesn't "solve" anything, but it does point out that the issues being presented as pivotal are actually tangential at best.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"if those weapons had been in place and there was the will to use them, it would not have been beyond them to use them" - martin where exactly do you get your information on the communications structure of the iraqi military? could you show me some, I don't know, graphs or something detailing the extent to which it was broken down as the war progressed? considering they had the means and motivation to set oil wells on fire why weren't they more successful on that front? and if the us was able to disrupt any actions there or the launching of any scuds at israel why is it sooooo impossible to imagine they'd be able to disrupt the launching of wmds?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ie. devil's advocate

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

James you're ignoring the point, which is that there weren't ever any WMDs

A bit glib, John. I've always thought the chances were pretty unlikely myself, but if we're only just going to argue this thing from the point of "The US did what needed doing and we must brook no argument/The US is running rampantly ridiculous on all fronts everywhere and we must brook no argument," then why are any of us trying to talk about this at all?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

my arguments

1) the presence and development of iraq's wmd programs was overstated (ie. the cia was right)

2) hussein, like anyone in a war it knows it can't win, thought he could fight to a stalemate - that if gulf war I took three months it wasn't completely unfeasible to believe gulf war II could be stretched to eight months, a year, by which point international and domestic pressure on bushco woulda/mighta forced talks. launching wmds would squander any highground iraq could hope to claim, eliminate any would-be mediators, strengthen american resolve. the key was to turn gulf war II into enough of a mess that the us (and esp. the uk) would want a way out without squandering any wronged party positionings.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the only regime change that is really needed is here in the US

g (graysonlane), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This is getting sillier by the minute! America foiled attempts to use WMDs against them? And has kept this secret? This is crazy talk! As for Hussein getting his expectations dramatically wrong, that's perfectly plausible, even likely, and a much stronger argument than the Rumsfeld one - up to the point where America has rolled through half of Iraq and pauses for breath before diving into Baghdad. If he had been holding back WMDs for the reasons outlined, that reason would have vanished at that point, and if he was anything like the character that everyone paints, he'd have thrown everything he had at the US.

Yes, by then maybe communications were way short of perfect, but the idea that no messages would have got through to any of these stockpiles of chemical or biological weapons is a fantasy world. And while I can imagine that some soldiers might have balked at unleashing such things within their own borders, if that had been the explanation for their non-use you can be sure that someone would have sold their location by now.

The story we were given in advance was that the west had concrete intelligence, up to and including detailed satellite photos, proving there were WMDs. How can we not even find these places?

James, do you really not find these arguments very weak and implausible? Do you not think it's possible that these weapons didn't actually exist?

News comes on as I type this: Rumsfeld says the WMDs may never be found, but they were there honest.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"I honestly can't figure out how the left responds to any international politics other then 'do nothing'"

well, bnw, my grandfather advocates this approach. he has lived through something like five iranian governments, and is now a u.s. citizen and university professor.

of course, in his world, the negative term "do nothing" becomes a positive stance: "adopt an anticolonial position". there is a school of thinking that says outside interference always creates future power vacuums (said school of thinking also says that americans will never spend the money and effort they did on post-wwii germany and japan on us sorry towelheads).

finally, his school of thinking refuses to see "international politics" as "immediate international crisis".

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

martin - can you read? are you reading my posts? hussein 'getting his expectations dramatically wrong' (and again show me a single article that predicted the us ground strategy) IS rummy's argument (as you phrased it: " he suggested that maybe the Iraqis were caught by surprise by the speed of the US attack") . did you follow the day to day developments of the war at all? how is it any more implausible to suggest the launching of wmds was disrupted than it is to suggest that the launching of scuds at israel or the extensive sabotaging of oil wells was disrupted? this is basically rummy's argument, albeit put in his 'I ain't gotta explain shit to you' demeanor. If these arguments hold NO water please demonstrate how other than just saying 'no way man'. If you'd actually read my posts you'd see that I don't think Rummy's right, but that doesn't mean his argument is the equivalent of saying 'the dingos ate the wmds'. there are SEVERAL possible reasons hussein didn't deploy wmds, the most likely of which is (per the cia)(AGAIN) the presence and development of iraq's wmd programs were overstated, but another of which is the iraqi army's communications structure was severely damaged (to the point where it was 'way short of perfect' even).

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone told me in chat that this was a kitty thread. I am sorely disappointed.

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

again show me a single article that predicted the us ground strategy

uh, since y'know Turkey's vote against allowing US troops in was pretty big front-page news, it was pretty fucking obvious that they were gonna attack from Kuwait seeing as Iran/Syria were not in the "Coalition of the Willing" and S.A. wanted their help to be as little as possible. Duh.

hstencil, Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I know I lost twenty bucks on the proposition that we'd enter Iraq from Syria. My theory was that Syria's whole bad-actor thing was just a front so they could be the U.S.'s "secret friend" and stuff. Another crushing setback in my longstand Battle For More Creative Explanations of Reality

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"how ca you help the [secularists] in Iran?"

For a start by not sabre rattling. Everytime a member of the bush junta opens his mouth about Iran it stregnthens the hand of the theocrats and the conservatives in Iran. Any attempt to destabilise Iran, which is what's being proposed, will cause the conservative forces to clamp down and for a lot of iranians to seek stability with those conservative theocrats who have been providing that relative stability since the revolution. The US needs to try the same kind of diplomatic raprochment that the UK and other european nations have been trying.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

right enough, Ed, but it's not as if the bush team don't KNOW where fucking with Iran will push its population (well who knows what the kids will think). But they just don't give a shit. A theocracy that hates the us and israel and a parliamentary administration that has a strong dislike for the us and israel looks like the same thing to them. Why bother talking the former into being the latter when the core of your goal is to render their opinion of you irrelevant? - so the logic goes. They don't want them friendly or free, they want them weak, damaged, destabilized. (or consent vs force part 234234098).

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 29 May 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ed if you respond to 'how do you help the secularist, moderates, democrats in iran?' with a 'well I'll tell you how you don't do it' you still have answered the question.

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 29 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, the answer really is to keep the hell out of the way. Iranians are still suspicious of an American that back the appalling regime of the Shah. The best way to help the moderate elemenets in Iranian politics is to make life as easy as possible for them. Its a slow long road but it involves normal and sensible relations between democratic nations.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed, I'm only partially with you there in that this presumes that a lot of people will have to wither on the vine for some undetermined amount of time before everything becomes nice. Momus and I and all of us had the whole 'is human rights colonial exploitation?' thing before here, so we can revive or not as we choose, but while I think direct American intervention in Iran would be idiotic and a half, simply shutting up and doing nothing at all -- no signs of encouragement, no engagement with the possibilities, whatever -- is no answer at all. Do you favor inertia or not? For instance:

normal and sensible relations between democratic nations

But to be cynical, as neither the US nor Iran can be described as having normal and sensible relations with each other -- nor are either apparently democratic the way you would want them to be -- then how do you propose we get on that slow long road in the first place?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 May 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I honestly think the Clinton administration had it right by funding the student groups that toppled Milosevic. I think a policy like that could potentially work in Iran. But the Bush administration won't do anything like that because of their knee-jerk "anything Clinton did we won't do" policy.

Remind me never to ask J0hn for racehorse tips.

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps I am assuming that no engagement by bushco could be constructive given their track record and that engagement should be left to europe and russia, (which was pretty much the US policy up to the Axis of Evil speech).

What might help would be a slow normalisation of relations. If real progress is made along the road map (a faint hope but still a hope) then maybe Iran will be able to retreat from Lebabnon and cut its funding of terrorist groups active in Lebanon and palestine, claiming at least some form of victory. The biggest traditional stumbling block to normalising relations between the two nations.

Once again the US is playing the Al Qaida card. There is again little evindece of any link between Iran and Al Q. Al Quaida being supicious of Shia Muslims, however US moves could drive the extreme elements of the Iranian regime into common cause with Al Quaida.

I think the US was very unwise to name Iran as part of the 'Axis of Evil'. I realise that America has a lot to be angry with Iran about but most of that happened the best part of 20 years ago.

But in this situation if the US government can't say anything constructive about Iran they should shut up and get back to worrying about Iraq, Afghanistan and North Korea.

One should always remember that Iran is the most democratic state between India and Isreal. And the only moslem democracy west of Bangladesh.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

democracy is a relative term when referred to Iran. It's more like a theocracy with a few quasi-democratic elements.

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Well yes. But that can be said of any democratic elements. In almost any democracy you can only elect one caste of people (not strictly true but broadly so). In Iran its just part of the constitution that you can only vote for clerics. But as democracies go its fairly representative. The problem comes up against the non representative supre islamic council which works a bit like the US sepreme court (without the legislature's oversight of appointment, and the power to veto legislation).

It's no paradise but there's a whole host of countries with far less representative systems. Countries like Iran need to be nurtured into better practices and if the US isn't prepared to do so it ought to shut up.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed the Supreme Islamic Council is nothing like the Supreme Court.

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry I was working a wind-up angle there)

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean they both wear silly robes, but that's about it.

I totally agree with this statement, btw:

"Countries like Iran need to be nurtured into better practices and if the US isn't prepared to do so it ought to shut up."

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Student Movement Coordination Committee for Democracy in Iran

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

this is kinda bizarre, if only because it puts people's names in quotes.

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

service temporarily unavailible

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

very odd use of punctuation

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Hstencil I bet badly on team sports but will happily take anybody here to SCHOOL at the track, I practically grew up at Santa Anita

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 29 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Since the article says there is no military action planned, I fail to perceive the difference between what is happening and 'nurtured into better practices'. Perhaps that can be expained.

Too bad, too. As far as weeding out the bad elements of the Iranian governement, I do not see what could be effective other than actual threat of military force. Which a hands-on fellow like me reckons as entirely appropriate since the governemnt there is supporting terrorists -- dissenting voices or no, that is essentially the waging of war against us.

Brian Mowrey (Brian Mowrey), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed the Supreme Islamic Council is nothing like the Supreme Court.

oh i dunno ... i think that Antonin Scalia and Clarence Uncle Thomas (both bonafide religious fanatics) wouldn't be totally out of place on the Iranian Supreme Islamic Council.

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 30 May 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian, before the war in Iraq, Iran was progressing down the road to liberalisation, post war, the religious police have used american beligerance to crack doen on the ordinary people.

As for supporting terroists, they support Hezbollah, but as yet they don't appear to be, as a goverment, suppporting Al Quaida. I don't doubt that, there are some pretty high up people in the Iranina system supporting AL Quaida, but the same is true of Saudi Arabia and the Sudan. These elements are most likely not part of the government, but key opposition figures or members or people around the Supreme Islamic Council. SO the best thing to do is to support the reformist government and the people who voted for them against the forces of conservatism and reaction (be they Islamic fundamentalist in the middle east, or christian fundamentralists in washington)

Ed (dali), Friday, 30 May 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian, before the war in Iraq, Iran was progressing down the road to liberalisation, post war, the religious police have used american beligerance to crack doen on the ordinary people.

The tensions between the two sides in Iran have been simmering and in many cases exploding for years, well before what happened in Iraq, and many instances of political repression and reaction can be documented high and low throughout Iran from well before the war, and if you like before 9/11. You are creating a vast oversimplification here, this is not some sea change in the last three months, and I'm honestly surprised you're advancing this argument.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

sea change

"arr!"

http://www.simpsonit-nurkka.net/kuvat/captain.gif

(sorry, that was for oops' benefit. carry on)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

*slips jim a twenty*

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

here's another thing that throws a monkey-wrench in the "iranians are supporting al-qaeda" argument. al-qaeda are sunnis, and iranians are shiites. now, a sunni fundamentalist and a shiite fundamentalist might both want a theocracy, but what sort of theocracy each would want may very well be quite different. just like a hard-core Roman Catholic is not, in the final analysis, comparable to a Protestant fundamentalist.

... not that Bushco is above blurring the lines between sunnis and shiites if it were to suit their needs, of course

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess so but american beligerance since the axis of evil speach has given the conservatives the excuse to hobble reforms. Of course there has been no sudden change from paradise to despotism. Perhaps I picked the wrong poin in time, but the upper hand in the tussle has been gained by the conservatives due to the actions of the bush administration.

Ed (dali), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the biggest legit belief that the US government has with Iran is with Iran's funding of Hezbollah. but that's really a problem b/w Iran and Israel (and it's our "problem" b/c of our relationship w/ Israel). i'm not saying that it isn't a legitimate issue for either the US or Israel, but it can be handled in ways other than the usual Bushco bluster-and-stomp. which is what, i think, other people here are also saying.

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

legit "beef," i meant.

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

[anonymous us official] "...said a consensus on new steps to pressure Iran continued to elude the administration, with the Pentagon and Vice President Dick Cheney's office taking a hard line and the State Department and National Security Council favoring a more cautious approach." - from reuters

read: colin and condi go head-to-head with the axis of evil!

vahid (vahid), Friday, 30 May 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

what else is new, rove apparently sides with colin/condi (his names starts with that 'kuh' sound too) so there may be hope for us all.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 30 May 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 30 May 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

the problem with not rattling your saber ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7409288.stm

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe we should invade Iran - the invasion of Iraq has done wonders for religious minorities there.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 26 May 2008 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

sure wish someone had a big enough sabre to catch dubya's attention.

darraghmac, Monday, 26 May 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, well, the irony of course that repeatedly threatening other nations' security often leads those nations to crack down on domestic dissent. Which can then be used as justification for further sabre-rattling when it gets picked up by Western media outlets...

Gavin, Monday, 26 May 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

That argument might hold water if state-sanctioned persecution of Baha'i followers hadn't been ongoing in Persia/Iran for the past 150 years. This has nothing to do with anything the West is doing and everything to do with the lack of religious freedom in Iran.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Ahaha.

They probably used Gimp (not Photoshop) anyway…you can hide a weapons development plant, but you can’t get away from Adobe that easily.

Laurel, Thursday, 10 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

I am sorry but these images look completely difgferent. What are you even talking about?

— Posted by jim

am0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://blog.wired.com/defense/images/2008/07/11/iranmissiles.jpg

James Mitchell, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

When was the last time someone said the words 'sabre rattling' on US news? I don't hear it a lot here. But then I only watch channel 4 news and occasionally channel 5 for the laughs.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

sterling stuff from momus upthread

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/julian-borger-global-security-blog/2010/feb/22/iran-nuclear-weapons

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

See, this is what happens when your invasion schedule breaks alphabetical order.

M.V., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

hm. well, fareed zakaria also has an interesting article on the general subject.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

lol momus.

was the Jeffrey Goldberg thing in the atlantic (short version: 2011) discussed on another thread?

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

uhm i don't think so

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/print/2010/09/the-point-of-no-return/8186/

totally ruined my lunch

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)

cool will read lat

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)

-er

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:52 (fifteen years ago)

"The trick in Iran is this: The good guys are trying to bring some reform; the bad guys control the levers of power. Sorting the two apart and then isolating the bad guys and taking the levers of power away from them is what's got to happen," said Goss, R-Fla., on CBS' "Face the Nation."
Iran substitute 'The US'.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, May 27, 2003 11:09 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

woah

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)

was the Jeffrey Goldberg thing in the atlantic (short version: 2011) discussed on another thread?

― caek, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 12:47 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

feel like there's an article every year saying it's totally gonna happen next year

in fact we have a thread on the very topic:

Iran in 2006

*shrug*

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

ha, well, perhaps. that link doesn't work any more. do you remember whether it was israel or the US and whether it was invasion or air strikes that time?

maybe this is old news - i'm out of the loop - and maybe opposition from the israeli left and, apparently, the military will talk them down. it's kind of glossed over in the article. but the urgency/unanimity of israel's strategy [via deep background] was striking.

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)

pretty much the only thing that doesn't ruin my lunch about the whole iran situation is how their biggest enemy (worse than the jews) is the bbc.

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

i read a sunday times article saying israel was totally going to bomb iran a few months ago

but also, more recently, that the current peace talks are done on the basis that america will 'do something' about iran

i think the link said israel [via f16s]

It would appear, then, that Israel is pretty much planning on bombing Iran within two years...I wonder what Chimp will do on that occasion.

― don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, December 6, 2005 1:52 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

ha, guess i'm out of the loop.

still, momus, eh? what a prick.

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:35 (fifteen years ago)

it's grim, if you look at the direction iran seemed to be taking 15 years ago

it should be a source of wonder to people that we haven't had a nuclear war yet

this basically how i break it down to an extent:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/smart-qualified-people-behind-the-scenes-keeping-a,17954/

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, I love that.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

maybe this is dumb of me but i basically dont trust anything goldberg writes about the middle east

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

not to mention i tend to think irans nuclear capabilities are usually overstated

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

also depending on how these peace talks go a lot could change in israel and in "the region" over the next couple years

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

not to mention i tend to think irans nuclear capabilities are usually overstated

― max, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:20 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark

any reason?

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

all them freelance inspekshuns' he's been doing?

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

haha does "gut feeling" count? i mean we certainly know that iran itself constantly overstates its own capabilities (not just the photoshopped missiles but the "ambassador of death"... but more importantly iran is still letting iaea inspectors in, and they say that all of the nuclear stuff (technical term) is sill going to the legitimate power generating stuff. i mean, i think theyre years away at best from even a first generation nuke and thats dangerous but still unreliable, etc. i guess it depends on whos "stating" irans nuke capabills but... provided the UN is still doing its job (and i guess the US who is sabotaging this shit behind the scenes) i dont see them being a real nuclear threat for a while.

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

and anyway i think we can all agree that actually bombing iran is wayyy more nutty and dangerous an option that continuing w/ diplomatic pressure, sanctions, etc., in the hopes that they will give up or see some new leaders

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

the thing is, i think everyone (including israel's political and military leaders) DOES agree on that, up to a point.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

idk, after last summer, holding out for new leaders to emerge/get out of jail/the cemetery seems a bit too hopeful

'give up' is maybe more likely

but if ne1 is going to help make that a reality, it has to be the US, right? genuinely intractable problem where there aren't any 'good' options -- sure bombing, as goldberg says, would have dire consequences. iran becoming a nuclear power -- which it will -- will have dire consequences (even if it doesn't use them, it emboldens iran elsewhere, and will lead to other countries in the region nuking up).

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRLON3ddZIw

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

a lot can change in a year! and in five years, psh, who knows! i agree that youre more likely to see an iranian state come to believe that remaining nuke-free is better for its interests than nuking up.

as for iran getting nukes leading to other countries in the region doing so--i doubt it. israels had nukes for decades and i dont see egypt or syria or whoever going for it. NK is a program, but SK doesnt. i mean which other countries in the region have the resources and the interest in doing so?

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

resources - dunno
interest - all of them

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

you get a bomb you're Big Dick Man and nobody fucks w you. fuck, pakistan can even harbor osama bin laden and remain a "crucial ally in the war on terror"

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

every tinpot dictator country wants nukes, that's a given. it's the means and the resources that are the issue, and nobody else in the area has these besides Iran.

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

a lot can change in a year! and in five years, psh, who knows!

ok, but military and political chiefs are unlikely to conduct affairs on this basis

i agree that youre more likely to see an iranian state come to believe that remaining nuke-free is better for its interests than nuking up.

idk. genuinely idk.

as for iran getting nukes leading to other countries in the region doing so--i doubt it. israels had nukes for decades and i dont see egypt or syria or whoever going for it.

um... syria kind of did go for it! whereas egypt has been in a very costly kinda alliance with israel for three decades. you might be right, but i suppose this is a matter of trusting goldberg's unnamed sources lol.

NK is a program, but SK doesnt.

SK is under the US umbrella id have thought

i mean which other countries in the region have the resources and the interest in doing so?

― max, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:58 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark

saudi arabia

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

why does saudi arabia want nukes! theyre already a US ally--just like SK and japan

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

i mean im being a little disingenuous here

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

why does saudi arabia want nukes!

to deter other folks with nukes

this is how it begins!

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

why does saudi want shit-tonnes of US military hardware?

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

i mean maybe some power bases in SA "want" nukes? just as im sure some in SK "want" nukes? my real take on all of this is *shrug*

i believe that iran desperately wants a nuke and that theyd be pretty scary and dangerous if "they" had one (tho this raises the question of who exactly in iran "has" the nuke). i also believe that israel is (justifiably) scared shitless of the possibility. i just dont think iran is going to get very much closer to one within the 2-year timeframe laid out by goldberg. nor do i think theyre really all that dumb to bomb iran. im way more scared of pakistan starting ww3 than i am of iran starting it.

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

thats more a "idk" *shrug* thank a "who cares" *shrug*

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

tho theres a little bit of "who cares" there

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

pakistan has similar 'they' issues to iran

it's ok for bloggers to shrug but on the other hand, powerful people will be taking meaningful steps, and it would be good if the public discourse wasn't so completely fucking lunatic atm

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

yeah pakistan has much worse "they" issues id think

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

never heard of goldberg max, does he have a history?

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

haha yeah you could say that

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

basically he (writing in the new yorker) and the NYT's judy miller were the two journalists making the biggest case for invading iraq back in 2002/03--well really making the case that saddam had WMDs, which he, of course, didnt

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

lol I assumed everyone was aware of goldberg's unbelievably shitty track record

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

he and Judy Miller and Wolfowitz and Perle and Kristol should all be shot imho

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

a former ilx poster has called him "100% wrong on the single most important journalistic issue of the last decade"

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

i could not have named a single US journalist in 2002 fwiw, no reflection on goldberg's record

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

i dont think most americans could have either

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

the atlantics "steez" now seems to be employing a combination of interesting, insightful, or at the very least likable bloggers and then also complete and utter embarrassments like goldberg and megan mcardle

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i mean i was obviously anticipating that because of wmd-free iraq, people are unlikely to believe in the iranian nuclear programme

whaddayagonnado

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

lol just did a lil background reading on goldberg [via wikipedia]

seems like he was a useful conduit for the bad guys

cockburn levels some pretty incisive arguments against him

I should note that Goldberg once served in Israel's armed forces, which may or may not be a guide to his political agenda.

oh, burn indeed

but nah srsly, hmmmmmmm

for all that, i think iran is trying to get nuclear weapons, and that the iraq adventure sort of empowered/pissed off iran

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

"sort of" is an understatement. they now have both countries on either side of them occupied by their biggest enemy.

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

the bbc?

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

lol

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

tbf they hate bp more than the bbc

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

According to James, Ahmadinejad provided a glimpse into his thinking when Joe Scarborough asked him if he would consider it an act of war if the U.S. allowed Israeli warplanes to overfly Iraq on their way to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities. "Do you think anyone will attack Iran to begin with?" Ahmadinejad asked. "I really don't think so. The Zionist regime is a very small entity on the map, even to the point that it doesn't really factor into our equation." He continued -- in a way that clarifies for me his fundamental misunderstanding of just about everything -- "The United States has never entered a serious war, and has never been victorious." And, in what James reports was his most ominous statement, Ahmadinejad said, "The United States doesn't understand what war looks like. When a war starts, it knows no limits."

Quoted from (gasp!) Goldberg: http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2010/09/ahmadinejad-when-a-war-starts-it-knows-no-limits/63312/

Ahmadinejad is kinda a moron, huh?

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

the iraq adventure sort of empowered/pissed off iran

The influence it now exerts in an Iraq that no longer brutally represses its Shi'ia majority has expanded. A paranoid regime in a country which has been fucked by the US (and the UK) before, surrounded by two conflicts on either side of it, is likely to feel a little nervous. Ask the Germans (or the Poles) what they felt like, fighting two-front wars on opposite sides of their national territory.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

to be fair, iran had 'conflicts on either side of it' in the 1980s too, yes?

it's realpolitikal fact that iran is more active now than a decade ago, owing to the 'destabilization' (a term im trying to use neutrally) of the middle east by the iraq war, but the other stuff is kinda w/e

no one was protesting when this happened to (history mayne), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

As the distinguished Iranian scholar Kaveh Ehsani has recently observed, these sanctions and a fortiori the pending military strike, have contributed massively to thwarting the current democratic movement in Iran that has been rising since the presidential election of June 2009. This threat to the democratic uprising in Iran, and by extension to the Arab Spring, is entirely to the advantage of Israel: The last thing that the Jewish garrison state wants in the region is a succession of free and democratic states, which will ipso facto only expose the settler colony for what it is.

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/02/20122208387572989.html

Not sure I buy this theory

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

The first half is right. The second half is silly.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-minister-welcomes-report-of-huge-blast-at-iran-nuclear-plant/

_Rudipherous_, Sunday, 27 January 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

avi otm

the late great, Sunday, 27 January 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

seven years pass...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/17/british-spys-account-sheds-light-on-role-in-1953-iranian-coup

shameless

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 August 2020 10:36 (five years ago)

Guy seems like a real peach

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 17 August 2020 12:57 (five years ago)

two years pass...

Have we talked about these protests here.

A potentially significant strike is brewing among oil workers in Iran. Workers walked off the job today in Asaluyeh, a port on the Persian Gulf and the site of the world's largest natural gas field. The strike is in support of protests for Mahsa Amini.pic.twitter.com/xue4SmM09a

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) October 10, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 10 October 2022 13:02 (three years ago)

seems like we should be talking about this more... it ain't slowing down, and it ain't going away

Pretty inspiring

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 22:25 (three years ago)

One wishes it got more coverage, but the language barrier and the fact that it’s happening in a place where most westerners don’t care about the actual people doesn’t help things

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 23:28 (three years ago)

It's getting to that place where the more the authorities crack down, the more kids rise up.. but it's becoming a bloodbath and I think it will continue to be one

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 23:50 (three years ago)

From protester to fighter: Fleeing Iran’s brutal crackdown to take up arms over the border

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/17/middleeast/iraqi-kurdistan-iranian-dissidents-intl/index.html

dow, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:32 (three years ago)

one year passes...

Condolences to Iran 🕯️🇮🇷🚁

— Don Hughes (@getfiscal) May 20, 2024

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 May 2024 08:11 (two years ago)

Parody account.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Monday, 20 May 2024 09:14 (two years ago)

one year passes...

In an effort to circumvent sanctions, the state fostered a new class of trusted middlemen, composed largely of relatives of officials who, operating through shadow companies, sold oil to Chinese buyers in exchange for dollars. Instead of remitting the proceeds to the state, these inside dealers have hoarded them in real estate across Dubai, Turkey, and Malaysia. The bulk of Iran’s exports—around 80 percent, or roughly $40 billion—are now controlled by oligarchs in the form of large state-linked enterprises in the petrochemical, oil, and mining sectors. According to official statements, $18 billion in export earnings failed to return to the country in the past year alone.

https://www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/online-only/irans-three-body-problem/

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 February 2026 13:43 (three months ago)

If we may be so bold, we offer a few recommendations to our comrades across the left outside Iran. To those of you living in imperial centers, or for whom the Palestinian struggle rightly constitutes the primary horizon of anti-imperialist politics: We understand that your analysis of Iran is mediated by geopolitics. But do not try to derive a political program for populations inside Iran that, in practice, translates into support for the Iranian state. You would not support a hypothetical liberalized Pinochetist Chile and its killing machine merely because it opposed Washington; you should not do so for the Islamic Republic, either.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 February 2026 16:16 (three months ago)

are people actually doing that though?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 February 2026 17:11 (three months ago)

Looks Iranians in Iran will not get a Democratic say on their future anytime soon, whatever people in the West think, write or say.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 February 2026 08:02 (two months ago)

And Now For Something Completely Different.

The USS Gerald Ford had to request an emergency dock in Greece, begging for toilets because its shit system exploded. pic.twitter.com/7OaniVAw2D

— Chris Hutchinson (@ChrisHu34451470) February 24, 2026

at least the people of Iran can lol at the state of dying US empire's *deadly armada* as USS Gerald R. Ford is stinking up the Mediterranean. They can't build the missiles or planes up to the Chinese standard of innovation, so they are literally weaponizing shit!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 February 2026 08:12 (two months ago)

600 toilets divided into 10 zones. Each zone controlled by a single valve connected to a high pressure system. If the valve fails, all the toilets in that zone go down. The crew moral is such that technicians are now finding foreign objects like clothing inside the system. pic.twitter.com/f6ibuGOxIC

— Hey, Dave! (@davegreenidge57) February 23, 2026



they've got that much enthusiasm for doing Israel's evil war-mongering that they are deliberately clogging up toilets -is another take on this.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 February 2026 08:44 (two months ago)

AYFKM

NEW: Top Democrats are working behind the scenes to stop a vote on the Khanna-Massie Iran war powers resolution – a vote that would force every member of Congress to go on the record over Trump’s potential regime change war. https://t.co/M3Ac18aRUl

— aída chávez (@aidachavez) February 24, 2026

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Wednesday, 25 February 2026 03:08 (two months ago)

Just now: Thick smoke over Jomhouri Street in Tehran. pic.twitter.com/igqLBGJf9f

— Alireza Akbari (@itsalireza_akb) February 28, 2026

Israel launches preventative attack on Iran

*preventative attack* wow, absolutely fuck Israel forever obv.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 09:01 (two months ago)

🚨 BREAKING: Houthi movement announces the closure of the Bab el-Mandeb Strait in the Red Sea and warns that they will target U.S. and Israeli ships.

— The Middle East (@A_M_R_M1) February 28, 2026

hopefully this is correct

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 09:03 (two months ago)

BREAKING: Explosions in jufair Bahrain — area where US naval base and 5th fleet headquarters is located.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 09:29 (two months ago)

CONFIRMED: Iranian missiles attacked:

• Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar
• Al Salem Base in Kuwait
• Al Dhafra Air Base in the UAE
• the US 5th Fleet Base in Bahrain

hopefully this is correct, warmongering, unprovoked attacks should be answered accordingly. From footage of two of these I've seen they seem more like warning shots than outright destruction, smoke rising but it doesn't seem like outright destruction.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 10:01 (two months ago)

this must be the first time in the modern era that 4 US overseas bases hit in 1 hour.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 10:04 (two months ago)

it be incredible if they start hitting the US fleet in the Persian Gulf. Like fucking Kevin Keegan gif time.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 10:14 (two months ago)

Iranian missiles are being intersected and dropped on Jordanians.
This is a home in Irbid, north Jordan. https://t.co/OChLdS0lqD

— Dr Rahmeh Aladwan (@doctor_rahmeh) February 28, 2026

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 10:43 (two months ago)

A direct strike on a girls’ elementary school in Hormozgan Province in Iran by Israel, resulting in the deaths of five students so far.
They love bombing schools and killing children, that’s all they ever do.

— Omar Hamad | عُـمَـرْ 𓂆 (@OmarHamadD) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 11:10 (two months ago)

fucking evil scumbags

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 11:12 (two months ago)

The Epstein regime has murdered 24 girls at their elementary school in Minab city. pic.twitter.com/oYg4Fm3MVq

— Seyed Mohammad Marandi (@s_m_marandi) February 28, 2026

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 11:38 (two months ago)

this is operation "Epic Fury" ? smh

StanM, Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:01 (two months ago)

Just woke up and read that as “Epic Furry”

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:11 (two months ago)

Eric Fury, Tyson's grandad.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:14 (two months ago)

more like Epstein Fury

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:15 (two months ago)

Nailed it.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:40 (two months ago)

We are a rogue nation. Whee!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:49 (two months ago)

Monstrous. And illegal under the Constitution haha like anyone cares about that.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:03 (two months ago)

I have seen footage of some radar infrastructure in the US Navy base in Bahrain getting destroyed by an Iranian drone. It wasn't a very fast drone, so they are not even trying to evade air defences with the faster ones they've got because it looks like there wasn't any functional air defences there at all.

Dubai getting hit is quite big news, not quite a safe tax-dosging haven any more. My brother lives there and I haven't from him for a while!

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:11 (two months ago)

The Mossad/Unit 8200 installation at Glilot, north of Tel Aviv, has been destroyed.

with all the usual caveats when major shit is happening in real time

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:15 (two months ago)

pic.twitter.com/dFsrWkOBMg

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 28, 2026

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:20 (two months ago)

Sardar Jabari, advisor to the Commander-in-Chief of the IRGC:

“Trump should understand this clearly: what we launched today were our last-stock missiles. What comes next are systems and weapons he has never seen before.”

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:25 (two months ago)

The US and Israel are unlikely to win this war, not only because Iran’s response has already proven qualitatively different from previous confrontations, but because their stated strategic objectives are so maximalist that to call this an existential war doesn't do it it justice.…

— Amal Saad (@amalsaad_lb) February 28, 2026

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:27 (two months ago)

the dramatic overreach here of demanding the complete capitulation of Iran is hopefully going to give the US more than just a bloody nose, they need to be taught a lesson and they need to be humiliated.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:31 (two months ago)

Hopefully Iran don't keep it up for long enough that we end up with a meatgrinder scenario depriving us of the fragile peace we learn for.

LocalGarda, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:36 (two months ago)

yearn for*

LocalGarda, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:36 (two months ago)

That Amal Salad post in full.

The US and Israel are unlikely to win this war, not only because Iran’s response has already proven qualitatively different from previous confrontations, but because their stated strategic objectives are so maximalist that to call this an existential war doesn't do it it justice. What they have launched is a state-annihilating campaign, and that ambition sets a strategic bar too high to conceivably achieve.
Trump has openly called for regime change and the complete demilitarization of Iran, not merely the dismantling of its nuclear program, but the elimination of its missile program, that is, its defensive capabilities. Israeli officials, meanwhile, are declaring that
"We are attacking the entire Iranian political and military leadership — past, present and future". This type of language suggests that what they are demanding even transcends surrender within a new Epstein-genocidal order, whereby Iran could continue to exist as a state. What they are calling for isn't just for Iran to stop being an Islamic revolutionary republic, but for Iran to stop being a state altogether and, by denying it the capability to defend itself, to ever reconstitute itself as a state in the future.
Iran today is not just asserting its right to defend itself, or even its right to defend Palestine and sustain the resistance project as a whole, but the right of all states and peoples to control their territories and freely determine their destinies.

We will see..

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:39 (two months ago)

*Saad lol autocorrect

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:39 (two months ago)

luckily for the rest of the world the US capacity for waging war is not matched by their war production capacity. Apparently they haven't even restocked what was burnt up in the last Israel/Iran war.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:51 (two months ago)

"Epstein-genocidal"?

bulb after bulb, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:57 (two months ago)

that's an appropriate moniker for the US and this fellow is a respected scholar

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:00 (two months ago)

or as the Columbian prez put it " a clan of paedophiles"

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:01 (two months ago)

Begun, the Epstein War has

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:01 (two months ago)

that's what everyone is calling it, I hear

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:03 (two months ago)

I'm going to get some live war reportage from my brother in Dubai later. if he hasn't been blown to smithereens!

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:05 (two months ago)

Seeing on x contradictory reports on a girls Iranian elementary school being mistakenly hit either by the Israelis or by Iran itself via a faulty missile

NY Times says US and Israel are trying to take out Iranian leaders and middle launchers now. Earlier NY Times article said Iran has set up a long list of administrative leaders to take over in succession in case they are attacked

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:08 (two months ago)

NY Times was also reporting that Israel hasn’t restocked from the last go-round

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:10 (two months ago)

NY Times is a garbage source when the host country is doing war crimes is all I'm saying

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:16 (two months ago)

what are the best sources?

henry s, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:19 (two months ago)

Iranian people (some ex-pats some still living there) various people with middle east reporting pedigree that isn't all pro-western shit on twitter idk anything but US fucking legacy media

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:21 (two months ago)

I saw that the Reuters story relied on and quoted NY Times. I get your point . I also looking at random stuff on x and Bluesky as well while taking into account that all these sources may have their own agenda

Screenshots shared with WIRED Middle East show messages urging Iranian military personnel to surrender their weapons with the promise of amnesty. It also urged army personnel to join “the forces of liberation” and to “defend your brothers”

Wired Magazine on Bluesky

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:27 (two months ago)

so 51 schoolgirls killed by a US/Israel strike and you choose to believe or amplify some dubious report that it was a friendly fire accident? Even if it was, the blood is still on the hands of US/Israel, they still committed the war crime. I don't see the relevance of the reportage other than just muddying noise.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:36 (two months ago)

But have you considered that those were actually 51 human shields

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:43 (two months ago)

63 human shields now :(

UK, Germany and France all acting like good vassals and condemning Iran for their strikes against an unprovoked attack. There is no international law post-Gaza, I accept this. It doesn't make it any more palatable, these leaders deserve nothing but contempt.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:47 (two months ago)

I agree with you . Sorry for my phrasing. I just think it’s good to be aware of the dubious spin put out there by some . I agree that US and Israel started this war and are responsible for the horrific deaths at the school.

I see that something called Break Through News is sharing on Instagram that it was a US/ Israel middle that hit the school.

They are also reporting on Iran missle launches now against US bases in the area

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVTnf8AE1Kf/?igsh=eHU0bmtzNjF1N2Rt

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:52 (two months ago)

yeah sorry if I was bit arsey about it, no hard feelings curmudgeon

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:54 (two months ago)

what are the best sources?

― henry s, Saturday, 28 February 2026 bookmarkflaglink

A twitter account like this one will do a fairly good job aggregating info.

WEEKS AGO. These negotiations were always set up to fail but the level of how much these were a sham and a con job is staggering. https://t.co/viskl0y2RS

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:54 (two months ago)

yeah drop site has been excellent for Iran reportage as well

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:58 (two months ago)

Another process critique, no call to stop the latest US and Israeli slaughter. https://t.co/30MuzateMG

— Nima Shirazi (@WideAsleepNima) February 28, 2026

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 February 2026 16:01 (two months ago)

per Al-Jazeera there was apparently a second school hit as well, though far less deadly

obvious old hat (rob), Saturday, 28 February 2026 16:06 (two months ago)

there has been footage of strikes in Haifa and Tel Aviv but apparently there is a police state social media blackout in Israel and they don't want any videos of them being hit going out. So much for the bastion of democracy and freedom in the Middle East.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 16:07 (two months ago)

in the footage of Bahrain US base being hit you can hear the people filming it loudly cheering, also there was a report that the Bahrain fire department refused to attend to the burning base.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 16:23 (two months ago)

From a locked twitter acc I follow:

If there's anything we know about Trump it's that he prefers high intensity but short duration military engagements, "decisive" shows of force that he and everyone else can forget about a few weeks later. Not entirely sure if this is that yet but it has followed the script so far

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 17:01 (two months ago)

The problem with even that framing is that he hasn't left himself an out. The bunker-buster bomb was a one-off, you drop the bomb and (allegedly) bust the bunker. Here he's calling for the destruction of the military and the overthrow of the government. Where's the point in that where you say "We've done enough here" and go home? I'm not saying it won't happen, it definitely is his pattern, and he seems to have ruled out a ground invasion. "The bombing will continue until the approval rating goes up"? Or until it goes down too much?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 February 2026 17:34 (two months ago)

then he gets to use the nukes he loves so much

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 February 2026 17:58 (two months ago)

(remember all the times in the first term he wanted to use nukes to solve some problem, I doubt that has changed and there’s no one left in this administration who isn’t a lunatic)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 February 2026 17:59 (two months ago)

famously in order to win a war you need to have someone to surrender to

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2026 18:06 (two months ago)

i mean who can surrender to you YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2026 18:07 (two months ago)

He is not wrong.

CHINA:

"The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years.

The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions.

The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional… pic.twitter.com/0iwS8mqds0

— China pulse 🇨🇳 (@Eng_china5) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:09 (two months ago)

^ a perfect example of where the 100% truth is the best possible propaganda.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:13 (two months ago)

Israel saying Khameini is dead.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:13 (two months ago)

like Venezuela, do they think there will just be a smooth transition to liberal, multi-party democracy? Or are they fine with a new Shah, a return to monarchy?

this won't be smooth

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:15 (two months ago)

I mean... he told the Norwegians: you didn't give me the peace prize, so I don't feel so peaceful anymore. He literally said something like that

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:16 (two months ago)

another pointless decapitation raid, just like Maduro in Venezuela or that drug kingpin in Mexico, or to reach back a bit further, Ghadaffi in Libya. if Khameini is dead it still won't improve anything, only kill thousands and make things worse

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:18 (two months ago)

Al Jazeera-

Israel closes crossings into Gaza Strip, including Rafah
The Israeli agency tasked with coordinating government activities in Palestinian territories says that among the measures taken in the wake of Israel’s attacks on Iran is “the closure of the crossings into the Gaza Strip, among them the Rafah Crossing, until further notice”.

“The rotation of humanitarian personnel is postponed at this stage”, it said, claiming that the closure of borders will have “no effect” on the humanitarian situation in Gaza.

The number of aid trucks that have entered the Gaza Strip since the so-called “ceasefire” went into effect in October is far below the amount expected, and thousands of Palestinians are urgently awaiting medical evacuation from Gaza for treatment abroad.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/2/28/live-israel-launches-attacks-on-iran-multiple-explosions-heard-in-tehran?update=4348259

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:23 (two months ago)

just weeks after the united states captures maduro in venezuela and then offers up only one coherent reason for doing so - to take control of their oil reserves - they assasinate Khamenei in iran, which just so happens to have the world’s third largest oil reserves

z_tbd, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:18 (two months ago)

haven’t seen khameni’s death reported anywhere

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:20 (two months ago)

^ah sorry, i see that reuters is reporting that israeli officials have confirmed it, but no others

z_tbd, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:26 (two months ago)

pretty sure even if there isa “decapitation” Iran still has a functioning state apparatus to keep on going and appoint a new leader. Different from a personality-based dictatorship like Libya or Iraq with no clear lime of succession or continuity. Numerous US presidents have been assassinated but it didn’t collapse the state, the Vice President just became president.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:26 (two months ago)

https://i.ibb.co/jPLFGnGy/Screenshot-2026-02-28-at-1-21-02-PM.png

z_tbd, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:28 (two months ago)

not to say it isn’t true, and I’m sure that was the mission’s objective so I wouldn’t be surprised if he were dead

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:29 (two months ago)

According to CNN's web site:

Israel has confirmed that Iran’s supreme leader was killed in strikes on Saturday, according to two Israeli sources familiar with the matter.

One of the sources said Israel had obtained a photo of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s dead body. The second source said an official announcement is being prepared.

Earlier in the evening, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said there are many signs that Khamenei is “no longer with us.”

Meanwhile, the Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman said that Iran’s president and Supreme Leader are “safe and sound.” But Khamenei has not been seen in public or in videos since the strikes began.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:32 (two months ago)

i keep looking at the strike on babylon, in iraq, the only strike not inside iran. is there any way to interpret it other than a symbolic strike? with the message of…?

z_tbd, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:32 (two months ago)

Boring is otm. a lot of people in the west seem to have decided Iran has dictator vibes without actually looking into it

obvious old hat (rob), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:34 (two months ago)

It doesn’t matter whether Khamenei is dead or not. What matters is how insane it is to live in an era where one country can assassinate the heads of other states with total international impunity. The fact that this precedent is now fully normalized is fucking nuts.

— kev joon (@never_oppressed) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:38 (two months ago)

just talking to my brother in Dubai. Beep warning over phone while I was talking to him and his wife freaking out. Stay away from windows warning going out etc. He sent me vids of todays shahed hits from where he was when they happened. Shit deffo got slightly real in Dubai today. He told me he isn't even slightly worried.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:40 (two months ago)

According to CNN's web site:

cheers aimless, easily ignorable bullshit by dint of poster and source

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:43 (two months ago)

Discussion of post-Khamenei succession from last year: https://www.npr.org/2025/07/09/nx-s1-5452287/who-will-lead-iran-once-the-86-year-old-supreme-leader-is-gone

Bottom line is that Iran has spent a lot of time thinking about/preparing for it. As you'd expect, since he is/was 86.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:47 (two months ago)

Israel: Sorek desalination plant has been reportedly destroyed by a massive volley of Iranian missiles. Sorek desalination plant is the most massive SWRO plant on the entire planet.

this would be much bigger than assassinating a head of state leadership figure, this would be going into chat shit and really get banged territory.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:17 (two months ago)

damn

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:22 (two months ago)

shit's gettin real, yeah

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:23 (two months ago)

xps to calz I saw one Dubai drone strike video and it looked pretty intense

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:31 (two months ago)

This is such a crazy line of questioning.

❓NBC News to Iran’s FM:
“Sir, how can attacking U.S. military bases abroad be justified?”

💬 FM Araghchi:
Because they are attacking us. These US military installations, facilities, bases are being used to attack us. We are under attack. Why don’t you, you know, recognize… pic.twitter.com/aZZNHd8vay

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:32 (two months ago)

Elite levels of brain brokenness

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:34 (two months ago)

xxp

My brother was there and took a phonecam pic of one of them getting taken out by air defences and then shared an impact vid that he says that was just for him and his expat pals - so don't share it on social media because it could get them into trouble. But it looked like a very fucking remarkably big explosion

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:37 (two months ago)

yeah I saw it on Bluesky, it hit a big tower building and took out multiple rooms on at least one floor

meanwhile

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 7m
Iran's Tasnim and Mehr news agencies report that Khamenei remains 'steadfast and firm in commanding the field'

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:38 (two months ago)

Dubai footage https://bsky.app/profile/newseye.bsky.social/post/3mfwqfyiajs2u

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:40 (two months ago)

It is believed that this is the Grand Air Hotel in Bahrain that has been targeted. It is known for frequently hosting senior US military officers because of its location close to the US Fifth Fleet headquarters

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:40 (two months ago)

oops my bad, Bahrain not Dubai, sorry

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:41 (two months ago)

yes I saw that one in Bahrain, shahed strike on upper residential block. Don't enlist in fascist imperialist armies, lads

these fucking people behind this despicable action are that intellectually and morally degenerate now, I'm surprised there any apologists left. But yes there is plenty of them still

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:44 (two months ago)

The plant supplies like 80% of clean water to households in Israel

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:45 (two months ago)

oh yeah that really is a massive blow

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:47 (two months ago)

let me get this straight, is depriving civilians of water bad now?

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:49 (two months ago)

probably need a human rights lawyer here to parse this out

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:52 (two months ago)

I think the desalination plant strike thing is false. Can't find any credible sources reporting it.

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:00 (two months ago)

might be who knows, no such thing as "credible sources" during a war - especially an illegal one. And the social media blackout in Israel makes the Chinese wall look amateur.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:03 (two months ago)

Talking of salt, large pinches of it are in order over most of what's being reported.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:04 (two months ago)

"The first casualty of war is the truth."

Ironically, the origin of this supposed quote is heavily disputed.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:10 (two months ago)

the guy widely attributed to that quote was an Mi6 spook, an anti-leftist imperialist grass who was a disgusting human being tbh

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:15 (two months ago)

Trying to remember how this went in Libya.... Anybody know?

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:23 (two months ago)

or Syria

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:24 (two months ago)

any pos arguments here are morally void and straight from satan

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:25 (two months ago)

as far as i can tell, while iranian leadership are certainly cruel dictators, their military response to the US is within the rules of the UN charter, and the US's actions are not

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:29 (two months ago)

The UN as a moral arbiter at this point is so fucking meaningless

Libya or Syria is the positive meek neighbouring state model to blessed Israel. A very normal genocide nation state we all are legally obliged to support, otherwise we get called antisemitic

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:33 (two months ago)

the guy widely attributed to that quote was an Mi6 spook, an anti-leftist imperialist grass who was a disgusting human being tbh

From here - https://quoteinvestigator.com/2020/04/11/casualty/

The earliest close match known to QI appeared in “The San Diego Union” newspaper of California in July 1915 within an article about a speech delivered by Ethel Annakin who was the wife of the British politician Philip Snowden:

Someone has said that ‘truth is the first casualty of warfare,’” she continued, “and this has been proved by the appalling misconceptions that have been spread broadcast since the war began.”

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:45 (two months ago)

Never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7s5pT3Rris

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:55 (two months ago)

U.S. military servicemen film a Patriot air defense system failing to intercept an Iranian missile over Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar. pic.twitter.com/VvXCWC1Q6d

— ayden (@squatsons) February 28, 2026

I'm no great military tech understander but 3 of these highly expensive things being launched to stop one thing and completely failing at this task seems highly inefficient

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 23:41 (two months ago)

You say that, but you don’t make Patriot missiles for a living.

Ed, Saturday, 28 February 2026 23:48 (two months ago)

heh!

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 23:49 (two months ago)

i always imagine these things as the atari game missile command except not working

madame defarge supporters club (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 February 2026 23:52 (two months ago)

But don't worry, we can totally shoot down ICBMs which move way faster. Definitely gotta keep paying for that

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Sunday, 1 March 2026 00:00 (two months ago)

might be who knows, no such thing as "credible sources" during a war - especially an illegal one. And the social media blackout in Israel makes the Chinese wall look amateur.

― calzino, Saturday, February 28, 2026 4:03 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Talking of salt, large pinches of it are in order over most of what's being reported.

― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, February 28, 2026 4:04 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i know most people still roll their eyes at this idea, but also this is a war being fought during the ai-bullshit-fake era. there is going to be a lot of false information, and creating fake video/audio is very easy now and demonstrably fools enough people to be a major problem. saying this for myself, as well, i’m as susceptible as anyone to it, but we should be particularly attentive to what is verifiable and not just want to be the first person to share something new

z_tbd, Sunday, 1 March 2026 01:50 (two months ago)

it's unbelievable to me that trumpites are really going with the line that these attacks are going to allow "democracy" to take root in iran. after everything that has happened in the middle east since 2003, they still think this will sound plausible.

treeship., Sunday, 1 March 2026 02:16 (two months ago)

Just wrote the same thing to my friend.

I know MAGA aren't good at history but this isn't exactly far back

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 March 2026 02:19 (two months ago)

why did they even want to do it prob just getting dog walked by israel saudi various american freaks whove wanted to do it forever

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 02:26 (two months ago)

yup, was just thinking that - this admin is really easily manipulated, from Putin to Bibi to even Mamdani, they know what strings to pull.

octobeard, Sunday, 1 March 2026 02:55 (two months ago)

bits of news leaking out pointing towards it indeed being a bibi joint

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 03:02 (two months ago)

america doesnt seem to have a plan past bombing the hell out of the country then hoping something good happens but i bet israel has a plan

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 03:03 (two months ago)

they both just hope that bombing iran enough will completely collapse the state & lead to a civil war over the rubble. t

ufo, Sunday, 1 March 2026 04:33 (two months ago)

Uh I think blaming it on bibi is too narrow. The ideas represented by him etc etc, ok

But this is a confluence of many things

z_tbd, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:00 (two months ago)

I am anxious (literally, not in any sort of good way) about what the response will be in the next few days

z_tbd, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:01 (two months ago)

yeah Iran doesn't seem to be taking this lightly

frogbs, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:03 (two months ago)

israel has wanted this for a long time, so have significant parts of the us military establishment

ufo, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:19 (two months ago)

Also the majority of Democrats in Congress and all but maybe four Republicans.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:27 (two months ago)

anyone else remember the 1979 Mickey Mouse tshirt?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:46 (two months ago)

also, Iran is in group G with Belgium, Egypt and New Zealand in the 2026 FIFA soccer/football world cup, with first round matches in LA and Seattle.

StanM, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:57 (two months ago)

well that's embarrassing

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:58 (two months ago)

Democrats be like "if only he filled out the paperwork and followed process"

My statement on President Trump's decision to strike Iran. pic.twitter.com/11X7V3rnHA

— Governor Josh Shapiro (@GovernorShapiro) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 07:24 (two months ago)

Iranian state TV says Khamenei was killed in the Israeli bombing of his official residence in the opening salvo of the war this morning. He was not in any secure bunker, of the kind he was taken to after the start of the last war in June.

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 07:29 (two months ago)

The death toll at the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ primary school in Minab has risen to 148 dead and 95 wounded, Iranian state media reported.

Most of those killed were between the ages of 7 and 12.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 08:56 (two months ago)

US to be no more sooner than you think.

Khamenei had led Iran, either as president or as Supreme Leader, since 1981.

This is the first time, to my knowledge, that any sovereign leader has been killed in a direct military attack by another state since 1979, when the Soviets killed Afghan leader Hafizullah Amin.

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 09:12 (two months ago)

Here's hoping

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2026 09:20 (two months ago)

“You can oppose imperialist attacks on Iran AND condemn the theocratic regime”. Well, of course, you can. You can do all kinds of stupid, embarrassing things that will make a sensible person think less of you, it doesn’t mean you should.

— Tom Gann (@Tom_Gann) March 1, 2026

I'd guess that Tom is subtweeting to the weapons grade fucking prick and faux-left arsewipe Owen Jones here.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 09:35 (two months ago)

Apocalyptic scenes leaking from Tel Aviv even though massive censorship is underwaypic.twitter.com/IWDp9H1W4s

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) February 28, 2026

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 10:26 (two months ago)

Things are getting ugly in Pakistan after US soldiers opened fire on civilians, Pakistanis are now demanding from the govt to;

1. Expel the US Consulate
2. Arrest and prosecution of American soldiers who opened fire with death penalty.
3. Expel the whole embassy staff

10 casualties outside the US embassy in Pakistan, and apparently these casualties occurred outside the embassy rather than people who'd broken through the security perimeter.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 10:35 (two months ago)

NEW:

🇺🇸🇮🇷🇰🇼🇨🇳 Satellite imagery released by China shows that Ali Al-Salem Airbase in Kuwait is totally destroyed pic.twitter.com/lRk1DfNAYA

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 10:52 (two months ago)

good work, keep it up.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 10:54 (two months ago)

BREAKING: Israel Just Targeted The Iranian Red Crescent Headquarters In Tehran

A clear direct assault on medical workers.

More attacks on civilian targets. Which indicates weakness as well as immorality.

these ghouls are so addicted to bombing schools and hospitals

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:17 (two months ago)

They get away with it so why should they stop?

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:31 (two months ago)

israel has wanted this for a long time, so have significant parts of the us military establishment

― ufo, Sunday, March 1, 2026 12:19 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Also the majority of Democrats in Congress and all but maybe four Republicans.

― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, March 1, 2026 12:27 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

israel only one at the table out of these parties, obvs mostly idle speculation at this point and im sure "its more nuanced" but on the other hand this does just seem very aligned with the israeli project

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:13 (two months ago)

it is interesting to ponder how in this government of podcasters is the traditional influence of american foreign policy ghouls operating are they out of the loop are they still around whispering in ears is anyone listening, these operations in iran and venezuela dont really seem like the work the usual guys with phds, does bear the hallmarks of the the impulsive foolish trump crew tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:20 (two months ago)

They're slowing dying on MSNOW green room sofas.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:23 (two months ago)

pray 4 ghouls

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:26 (two months ago)

def interesting to watch the media do their standard credulous fawning war coverage for an action currently polling at 20%, the falcon and the falconer need to start talking again

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:26 (two months ago)

War is a force that gives us meaning, or at least clicks

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:39 (two months ago)

the beauty of missiles in flight and so forth

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:44 (two months ago)

"My body hurts just thinkin' about it" -- Madonna

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:47 (two months ago)

Not long ago, Pakistan nominated Trump for a Nobel prize & granted its highest military award to Israel’s favourite U.S. military general. Today, U.S. marines killed 9 Pakistanis inside Pakistan. No level of boot-licking will protect you from an empire that only respects power

— Fiza (@fizakkhann) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:05 (two months ago)

Iran fired so many missiles that US interceptor stocks could run dry within days. Each THAAD costs $15M. We're using them faster than Lockheed can build them. Iran has thousands more missiles and drones in reserve.

I was listening to a podcast last week that suggested that this scenario was very likely.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:07 (two months ago)

IRGC are claiming to have hit USS Abraham Lincoln with 4 ballistic missiles

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:19 (two months ago)

well damn

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:20 (two months ago)

good luck usa

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:24 (two months ago)

what's to stop Russia taking out Zelenski now?

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:28 (two months ago)

these days anybody can get taken out it seems

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:29 (two months ago)

Or Pakistan taking out Modi. It's party time.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:32 (two months ago)

Someone on Al Jazeera was saying that Iran seems to be trying to exhaust Israel’s missile defenses by sending just one or two rockets every hour or so. Thereby draining the interceptor reserve and causing people to run to shelters over and over.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:34 (two months ago)

Saudi and Iraq are discussing trying to force the Strait of Hormuz open. This could quickly spiral into a massive regional war in the Middle East. It’s not clear that anyone has control over the situation anymore. 🇮🇶🇸🇦🇮🇷 https://t.co/U2jfigzKuV

— Philip Pilkington (@philippilk) March 1, 2026

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:44 (two months ago)

whatre they talking about force it open no ships are going to sail through there if theres a country threatening to fire missiles at them

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:48 (two months ago)

perhaps they just fancy a bit of war. The tankers would be impossible to insure and would likely get blown up!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:54 (two months ago)

“You can oppose imperialist attacks on Iran AND condemn the theocratic regime”. Well, of course, you can. You can do all kinds of stupid, embarrassing things that will make a sensible person think less of you, it doesn’t mean you should.

Can somebody explain this perspective? I don't know who Owen Jones is, or Tom Gann for that matter

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:57 (two months ago)

this next round of inflation’s going to be sweet af

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:58 (two months ago)

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman made multiple private phone calls to Trump over the past month advocating a U.S. attack, despite his public support for a diplomatic solution, the four people said. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, meanwhile, continued his long-running public campaign for U.S. strikes against what he views as an existential enemy of his country.

From Washington Post

curmudgeon, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:02 (two months ago)

xxp

just the need for cowards to condemn Iran when attacking the US illegal warmongering it is completely unnecessary. If you take an anti-imperialist position lots of fucking poltroons will call you a friend of Putin or whatever despot. It's just kowtowing to these cunts in advance because you lack any principles or a backbone.

I was born in 1973 but was too young to remember 1973 levels of inflation!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:02 (two months ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/02/28/trump-iran-decision-saudi-arabia-israel/

curmudgeon, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:03 (two months ago)

very brave of Netanyahu to scuttle off to Germany while Tel Aviv is getting bombed to rubble.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:05 (two months ago)

Iran fired so many missiles that US interceptor stocks could run dry within days. Each THAAD costs $15M. We're using them faster than Lockheed can build them. Iran has thousands more missiles and drones in reserve.

Source? I wanna share this information. Thanks.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:11 (two months ago)

just the need for cowards to condemn Iran when attacking the US illegal warmongering it is completely unnecessary

Is it? I get that illegal warmongering is bad , but are you saying that we need to pretend that the Iranian government didn’t just brutally kill thousands of its own people who were protesting a little while ago? And I am not justifying the warmongering.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:14 (two months ago)

just the need for cowards to condemn Iran when attacking the US illegal warmongering it is completely unnecessary

Is it? I get that illegal warmongering is bad , but are you saying that we need to pretend that the Iranian government didn’t just brutally kill thousands of its own people who were protesting a little while ago? And I am not justifying the warmongering.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:14 (two months ago)

I thought about that position yesterday morning, curmudgeon, and I concluded that there's no reason to even cede the point to the war dogs. We have a legally elected American president brutalizing his own citizens, after all.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:17 (two months ago)

this one Alf

Iran fired so many missiles that US interceptor stocks could run dry within days. Each THAAD costs $15M. We're using them faster than Lockheed can build them. Iran has thousands more missles and drones in reserve.https://t.co/SJgfA7kgCB

— gCaptain (@gCaptain) February 28, 2026

this was quote-tweeted by economist and author Phillip Pilkington (who is not very left-wing at all I might add!)

anyway Curmudgeon I'm not going to answer you because I'll just end up being very fucking rude to you and you don't seem like a terrible person.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:18 (two months ago)

thanks, calz

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:19 (two months ago)

the US production rate of THAAD interceptors production is 36 a year I read earlier.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:22 (two months ago)

excuse my fucking dyslexic double wording!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:23 (two months ago)

oh that account Alf, is an ex merchant marine/ship's captain who seems to know his onions, not a bs account.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:28 (two months ago)

Sweet onions are the best imo

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:29 (two months ago)

first official reports of american casualties rolling in

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:29 (two months ago)

They knew all the Middle East bases would get murked. If there are casualties where they weren't in bunkers or taking reasonable precautions then they've just been wilfully sacrificed for nothing.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:34 (two months ago)

But can we trust these figures coming from the Likud-run health ministry? https://t.co/xBmgUuT0mI

— Hamza Yusuf (@Hamza_a96) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:51 (two months ago)

The reason nobody needs to do throat-clearing about “of course the Iranian regime is bad” is that OF COURSE the Iranian regime is bad. I have personally thought the Iranian regime is bad for all of my politically-aware life, and hardly feel the need to restate an obvious truth in order to say the United States regime is bad and should not be waging a dumb and destructive war.

Very reminiscent of the invasion of Iraq, when people protesting and pointing out all the reasons it was a bad idea were accused of being Saddam apologists. It’s just bad-faith rhetoric that deserves no gesture of agreement.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:51 (two months ago)

Now, Iranian semi-state media is confirming that former President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been killed in the Israeli-American strikes on Iran. pic.twitter.com/zWiSVCH9uZ

— Ali Hashem علي هاشم (@Alihashem) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:58 (two months ago)

killed for posts rip

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:58 (two months ago)

Unfortunately the US media is so in the tank that politicians know that they will face weeks of “Why do you love the Ayatollah?” questions if they don’t condemn the regime.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:59 (two months ago)

Wow

omar little, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:59 (two months ago)

Pure spite. Ahmadinejad's not been relevant in, what, 15 years?

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:00 (two months ago)

haa

Luke Smith Morgan slukemorgan.bsky.social‬

Incredible. Kalshi is not paying out "Khamenei out of power by date" contracts because he died.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:wzomutdimrovy4zhc2cjvyd3/bafkreiblzghb7lfox2asho4dmzxss5qlb3oebshnvt3l64cfqxultjtrka@jpeg

https://bsky.app/profile/slukemorgan.bsky.social/post/3mfyzrihup22u

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:00 (two months ago)

Pure spite. Ahmadinejad's not been relevant in, what, 15 years?

― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Probably far down the list, but this is about erasing any possible replacements.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:03 (two months ago)

Iran’s IRGC claims to have struck USS Abraham Lincoln with ballistic missiles. LIE.

CENTCOM confirms that the missiles were launched but missed then target and Abraham Lincoln managed to dodge 4 bullets!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:05 (two months ago)

there were reports yesterday of Iranian opposition figures been targeted. Clear out anybody who cares about the future of their country.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:06 (two months ago)

suspect they also have people theyre going to try to put in charge via spy stuff

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:08 (two months ago)

As a bit of this tweet put it.

"Axios quoted a “senior Israeli official” as stating: “The goal is to create all the conditions for the downfall of the Iranian regime. We are targeting the entire Iranian leadership – political and military – past, present, and future.” That’s state collapse, not regime change. I suspect that is not a goal shared at present by Washington, but also one it will increasingly pursue on Israel’s behalf as the war expands."

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:10 (two months ago)

LINDSEY GRAHAM: Our goal is to make sure Iran cannot become again the largest state sponsor of terrorism.

WELKER: Does the the president have a plan to guarantee that happens?

GRAHAM: No. It's not his job.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:13 (two months ago)

weird line for them all to be taking its a bit rich

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:14 (two months ago)

It's Netanyahu's job.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:15 (two months ago)

prob true tbf

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:15 (two months ago)

JUST IN: Iran is currently destroying the American base in Qatar with a huge number of missiles.

This is the base that housed CENTCOM HQ. pic.twitter.com/ekhyjnqVdg

— Korobochka (コロボ) 🇦🇺✝️ (@cirnosad) March 1, 2026

this appears to be a fresh attack on the US Qatar base.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:16 (two months ago)

if america-israel cant get their guy in it all just seems like a recipe for the military to take over

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:16 (two months ago)

ignore that last one it's bullshit

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:18 (two months ago)

"BREAKING: Israeli officials say after Iran, Turkey is now seen as the next major threat to their existence."

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:20 (two months ago)

good to see the belligerents really put the work in to build a coalition of the willing before setting the entire middle east on fire

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:24 (two months ago)

Fill up your car - and maybe a few trash cans - because gasoline shortages are coming. Then inflation. Then high interest rates. Then a financial crisis. Then… a depression?

It has felt like living through a depression since 2008. Perhaps now we can see what a real one is like. This will probably hurt Europe more than the US. Wouldn't an insane petrol spike be good for the US?

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:24 (two months ago)

Donald Trump told Fox News on Sunday that 48 leaders have been killed in US and Israeli strikes on Iran.

“It’s moving along. It’s moving along rapidly. This has been this way for 47 years,” he is quoted as saying in an interview with Fox News. “It’s moving along rapidly. Nobody can believe the success we’re having, 48 leaders are gone in one shot. And it’s moving along rapidly.”

Trump also told CNBC’s Joe Kernen that US military operations in Iran are “ahead of schedule.”

This lie sounds like a potential off ramp here. We'll see..

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:28 (two months ago)

if ever statement summed up the "This is fine" burning house meme!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:31 (two months ago)

it has been widely posted that Iran are flatly refusing an offramp. God knows.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:34 (two months ago)

the country’s new leadership?

One day after launching strikes on Iran that killed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and embroiled the region in war, President Trump told me this morning that the country’s new leadership wants to talk with him and that he plans to do so.

“They want to talk, and I have agreed to talk, so I will be talking to them. They should have done it sooner. They should have given what was very practical and easy to do sooner. They waited too long,” Trump told me in a phone call from his Mar-a-Lago club shortly before 9:30 a.m.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national-security/2026/03/trump-iran-attack-negotiations/686201/?gift=nHf7iWmpOKBdlkwz68mfUJqztpZBoSFVb4MKQxlCiDg

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:36 (two months ago)

https://i.ibb.co/bMM2tsmW/omar.png

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:37 (two months ago)

haaaa just saw that on bsky, tyvm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:38 (two months ago)

it has been widely posted that Iran are flatly refusing an offramp. God knows.

― calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Perhaps..

Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi:

What happened in Oman was not our choice.

We have already told our Armed Forces to be careful about the targets they choose.

Our military units are now, in fact, independent and somewhat isolated, and they are acting based on general instructions given to them in advance

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:40 (two months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCVuupSWoAAZo-C?format=jpg&name=900x900

my brother took this pic in Dubai yesterday. Going to be some very nervous western rich folks there.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:44 (two months ago)

they should target the usa in the world map archipelago

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:45 (two months ago)

heavy strikes reported in Tehran

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:52 (two months ago)

we’re gonna install the Shah Jr. aren’t we?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:00 (two months ago)

Also, loving how this is day 2 and already at Iraq-war 2006 levels of unpopularity good job guys

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:02 (two months ago)

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 2m
Iranian missile strike on Israel’s Beit Shemesh kills nine people

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:03 (two months ago)

Zoroastrianism is the natural religion of Persia. Islam was imposed upon it by outsiders. A return to the religion of the Parsis, and an encouragement of the return of the Parsi diaspora is the way forward.

Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:05 (two months ago)

What?

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:06 (two months ago)

Well, why not?

Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:06 (two months ago)

Round up all those Muslims and put them in re-education camps.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:07 (two months ago)

Well, why not?

― Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 1 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

The British when they partitioned India.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:13 (two months ago)

lol wtf GG!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:13 (two months ago)

Yes apparently Islam is the problem.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:15 (two months ago)

iranians can have a little sacred fire as a treat

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:15 (two months ago)

It's worked so well in Israel.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:16 (two months ago)

we’re gonna install the Shah Jr. aren’t we?

Kinda don’t think “we” are going to be installing anyone.

So crazy for the guy who literally cut short ongoing negotiations to start a war is like, “They should have been willing to talk sooner.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:21 (two months ago)

it is all the way crazy

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:22 (two months ago)

Zoroastrianism has no centralised dogma, which makes it superior to all three Abrahamic religions, which have imposed all kinds of misery on the populations of countless nations over many centuries. Rather than a focus on an absolute submission to a deity, it presents a cosmic struggle between truth and falsehood, placing humans in an active struggle to create a just world. What's not to like?

Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:23 (two months ago)

feel like we could compromise at one of the minor abrahamic religions bahai faith perhaps, mormonism

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:26 (two months ago)

what if iran went full druze

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:28 (two months ago)

Maybe the US can airdrop some Zoroastrian Chick tracts and see if it takes hold.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:33 (two months ago)

i want a sky burial

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:34 (two months ago)

def the way to go

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:35 (two months ago)

its called a nowtv burial these days

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:44 (two months ago)

What Reza Pahlavi is attempting to do—by declaring himself Iran's "transitional leader"—is dangerous and will only destabilize the situation further.

Pahlavi has next to no support inside the country, as he is literally the son of the man who was overthrown by the Iranian people…

— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) March 1, 2026

Rudy Giuliani hasn't got much time for the phoney shah. Which seems kind of surprising.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:45 (two months ago)

ok who got ahold of Rudy’s account

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:47 (two months ago)

guess thats not trumps guy then

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:51 (two months ago)

What happened to the shah -- his installation and his ouster -- is one of those historical points never, ever mentioned in American media because it would expose the sadism of our covert ops going back to Ike's time.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:51 (two months ago)

Iraqi drones are now striking targets inside Jordan, and blasts have been reported across the UAE including Dubai, with parallel detonations hitting Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Bahrain, and Kuwait.

was reading this and thought maybe "Iraqi" was a typo or is it just that there are pro-Iranian militias in Iraq? God knows. There is such a lot to take in.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:59 (two months ago)

Hundreds of people have gathered in the city centre of Glasgow, dancing to music and chanting in celebration after Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed on Saturday

the only two words I want to use to describe these people are "idiots" and "scumbags".

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:09 (two months ago)

Jane Fonda calls for regime change in the US at Hands Off Iran rally at LA City Hall

old gal still got it

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:12 (two months ago)

ha get em

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:15 (two months ago)

BREAKING: CNN claims the UAE & Saudi Arabia had asked Iran to designate a spot in the Iranian desert to bomb and declare it as a response to Iran’s attacks—which Iran reportedly rejected.

quite hilarious, if true

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:16 (two months ago)

Hebrew Channel 14:
The Israeli Cabinet is discussing tonight the expansion of the war to new arenas.

Iran has been fighting alone so far. Hezbollah Iraq, Hezbollah Lebanon and the Houthis haven't fired a single missile or drone yet. Which means Iran still holds grade-A escelatory cards.

two possible strands here, the actors who haven't got involved yet and Israel doing everything they can to sabotage any offramps and extend the war against other actors. it seems insane like.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:29 (two months ago)

Al Jazeera English aljazeera.com‬

Footage from near the Strait of Hormuz shows a Palau-flagged oil tanker ablaze after what Oman’s maritime security centre said was a hit from an unidentified projectile.

At least three ships have been struck in the area. More than 150 others have dropped anchor to avoid entering the strait.

https://bsky.app/profile/aljazeera.com/post/3mfzdohhwc22l

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:33 (two months ago)

dropping anchor? I'd be doing a hard reverse!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:35 (two months ago)

you know what they say about turning ships around

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:37 (two months ago)

Iranian drone strike hit an ammunition warehouse at a U.S. base in Erbil, in Iraq.

Secondary explosions and a large fire were observed at the scene. pic.twitter.com/dFufLxejc4

— Clash Report (@clashreport) March 1, 2026

4th of July tribute in Iraq

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:45 (two months ago)

The yanks are lying about Iran not striking the USS Abraham Lincoln

How do we know? Because they lied about it when Yemen hit the USS Eisenhower. I remember covering this. The captain had posted an old video of the deck, trying to pass it off as recent footage & hide the damage.

— Richard Medhurst (@richimedhurst) March 1, 2026

very interesting take here. Iran claimed the runway of USS Abraham Lincoln was damaged so pilots had to emergency land in Oman and they told Oman you hand those prisoners of war back to the US then you will get banged.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:48 (two months ago)

there was an account of lots of USS Einsenhower crew suffering from PTSD and needing counselling because it was the first time they ever experienced being shot at as US military personnel.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:55 (two months ago)

poor babies

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:59 (two months ago)

afaics the June war inflated Trump's hubris to the size of a Macy's parade balloon. there is no apparent plan on the US side apart from "we'll hit them hard, they will make another symbolic response, and everyone's good". Trump has no one who will tell him this was a terrible risk. our intelligence apparatus is under Tulsi Gabbard. the Joint Chiefs may have given him a sober assessment, but he'd never listen to them because as he's said in the past, he believes he knows more than they do.

we already knew we were totally fucked when he won re-election. those chickens have been coming home to roost in numbers that boggle the mind and we all know it will get worse before it gets better. US ilxors should be blowing up every line of communication to their congress people. someone's got to stop this warpig.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:01 (two months ago)

It's a good thing congress isn't alive to see this

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:02 (two months ago)

My congressman I'm afraid does not care what I think about this. He tweeted, "Save me your outrage. Obama bombed 8 countries without Congress approval and Clinton bombed an aspirin factory to cover up his affair." They just dgaf.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:06 (two months ago)

Why comply with his request? Give him your outrage anyway.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:10 (two months ago)

Yes write him a rude little email. Lol

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:11 (two months ago)

your insight into US politics knows no limits

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:16 (two months ago)

it actually makes me sad that you think something like writing a pointless email equates to effective or meaningful action, xyzzz understands US politics much better than you seem to

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:21 (two months ago)

🇮🇶 US embassy in Baghdad.

Power to the Iraqis. pic.twitter.com/q4tqf26UxM

— Dr Rahmeh Aladwan (@doctor_rahmeh) March 1, 2026

It's seriously looking like US embassy staff in several countries may need get the fuck out of dodge soon

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:28 (two months ago)

oh I know my congressman personally, we used to poop together. He's very aware of my political views. If he was going to factor me into his equations he would have done so long ago.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:32 (two months ago)

you used to poop together?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:37 (two months ago)

with poop friends like that who needs Satan?

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:37 (two months ago)

keep pooping togetherrrrrrrr

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:39 (two months ago)

united we poop

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:40 (two months ago)

https://i.ibb.co/4ZRK36Cy/Come-Poop-With-Me.jpg

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:42 (two months ago)

it actually makes me sad that you think something like writing a pointless email equates to effective or meaningful action

check back with me when you have read what I wrote and understood what the words say rather than what you and xxxyz assume they meant.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:49 (two months ago)

"US says 3 service members killed as part of Iran operation"

motherfucker, even Zelensky isn't this shameless with his lying casualties math (oh no actually, he ist tbf)

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:56 (two months ago)

xp keep begging your Democrats for crumbs

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:00 (two months ago)

you used to poop together?

We did. The same men's room was closest to each of our offices when he was county mayor, so sometimes we ended up in adjacent stalls. And boy does that guy like to talk on the toilet. Also took phone calls, sometimes played country music on his cell phone.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:05 (two months ago)

I’m counting… zero interceptors in this video. Is ammunition already running low? 🇮🇷🇮🇱 https://t.co/kR91Znq1Jr

— Philip Pilkington (@philippilk) March 1, 2026

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:21 (two months ago)

Some observations and comments on Trump and Israel's war on Iran:

1. Tehran is not looking for a ceasefire and has rejected outreach from Trump. The reason is that they believe they committed a mistake by agreeing to the ceasefire in June - it only enabled the US and Israel to…

— Trita Parsi (@tparsi) March 1, 2026

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:33 (two months ago)

A mix of voices here, and a lot of pro-Royalist scum

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/01/you-werent-free-iranians-party-in-london-and-manchester-after-strikes-against-regime

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:33 (two months ago)

xp full thread: https://twitter-thread.com/t/2028191902080876849

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:47 (two months ago)

I’ve deleted the post about Ahmadinejad. A reliable source close to him told me that three of his bodyguards were killed during the attacks, but his house remained intact and he’s fine. pic.twitter.com/jhgVaMupa8

— Maziar Bahari (@maziarbahari) March 1, 2026

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:01 (two months ago)

I live in a neighborhood that probably has more persians per capita than anywhere in the world outside of iran and these pahlavist freaks haven’t shut up for 2 days

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:04 (two months ago)

parachute Reza Pahlavi into the middle of Tehran, see how the hordes flock behind his banner, i think it's worth a shot

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:19 (two months ago)

oh please bomb the country of my ancestors that I fled, fascist US, because I'm not deranged at all and really do have some legitimate concerns that should be taken very seriously.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:24 (two months ago)

Is there a reason we're uncritically posting lots of dubious stuff from twitter?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:25 (two months ago)

Cos nobody has bothered to disable embeds despite it being pretty popular with most of us, iirc

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:27 (two months ago)

you got anything better to post moodles? I can't imagine so tbh

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:30 (two months ago)

Hey I post stuff from The Guardian too!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:31 (two months ago)

xp keep begging your Democrats for crumbs

this technique has a name: characterize and dismiss. your characterization of my idea carries its own dismissal. no one wants to beg for crumbs, therefore trying to influence your congressional representative must be demeaning and foolish. got anything else to add to that?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:31 (two months ago)

Moodles just wants this thread to be like the lameass US politics thread. Honestly I'm just to start uncritically tweeting RT, Iran Times, stuff etc just to fuck him off!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:37 (two months ago)

Maybe you could stay up without sleeping and posting increasingly conspiratorial stuff relentlessly on here, that’s going really well for you

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:40 (two months ago)

no actually you just fuck yourself Gyac as well, all you do is attack. I get up early every day. I have been around longer than you and know more about life than you. So I don't really take you seriously as a poster.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:42 (two months ago)

Devastating

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:43 (two months ago)

seriously GO FUCK YOURSELF

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:43 (two months ago)

Wow, you are a colossal asshole, but please, keep it up

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:44 (two months ago)

why because when someone attacks me on here I tell them to go fuck themselves? It's the appropriate thread for it tbf.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:47 (two months ago)

pro tip: when you tell someone you know more about life than they do, you had better be talking to a child

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:50 (two months ago)

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war thread.”

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:50 (two months ago)

so sorry you consider it an attack to point out that there's been a string of posts shared from an app run by nazis that have ranged from highly questionable to plain false, maybe grow up a little and stop acting like a big crybaby because anyone bothered to question this

xxp

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:51 (two months ago)

that post was posted in a flash of anger and yes I agree, with a cunt like Aimless for once!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:52 (two months ago)

shut the fuck up Moodles, you are just the ultimate boring melt.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:52 (two months ago)

I know its a mix of the unverifiable and many of the takes will unravel or be prophetic in the next few days, but there has been perfectly reasonable coverage posted via twitter posts.

Sorry but the thing is still informative.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:56 (two months ago)

I don’t mind anger or someone telling me to go fuck myself. I do mind one of my formerly favourite posters going down conspiratorial rabbit holes and this being apparent in a number of threads, and I’m not really sure how one points that out in a nice way (or that it merits it) when the stuff being shared is as poisonous as the stuff in the Ukraine thread. And yes, fuck Twitter embeds.

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:57 (two months ago)

Msybe it was the dead schoolgirls what swayed him.

UK will allow US to use bases to strike Iranian missile sites, PM says

nashwan, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:57 (two months ago)

yes it is. If I was counting on UK legacy media I'd be fucking even more lost right now. There is lots of good scholars, activists, independent journalists on twitter doing a better job than any western state media bullshit.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:59 (two months ago)

Calzino I am fine with what you are posting but you are probably gonna be banned for a week if you don't cool with the swearing at posters. Take it from me, I've had a few in my time and it was just me getting into situations in threads like this.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:00 (two months ago)

gyac, just go to fucking bed or something jfc. I don't support Zelensky or any other western imperialism. Not exactly a controversial or conspiratorial position amongst much of the left ffs.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:01 (two months ago)

nonessential posters advised to flee the thread, further strikes incoming

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:02 (two months ago)

ban me i don't give a fuck tbh. I 'm starting to think this place is not really a place for me tbh.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:02 (two months ago)

Idk anymore needs to be banned here just saying

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:06 (two months ago)

Idt*

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:06 (two months ago)

calzino, more people agree with you in this thread than not. I don't understand the attacks. You've also been posting in this thread more than 12 hours, which I've done on other threads and made me a bit barmy after a while.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:10 (two months ago)

agreed, as much as I wish things wouldn’t get heated at times— i have definitely been in calz’s place obv— i don’t think anyone needs banning at present.

also it’s hard to not be conspiracy-minded when it seems pretty apparent that there are vast conspiracies happening at top layers of government. in a sense i get what gyac and others are saying, but also think that this is the obvious outcome when western media is entirely in the bag for a bunch of fascist pedophile fucks.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:12 (two months ago)

well yeah but I'm not going barmy here. i went out for a 2 mile walk earlier. If I post some shite I'll call it as shite as soon as I see it as shite. And maybe sometimes some shite will slip through. But this is a time of war and i have caveated this in some of my posts ffs

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:15 (two months ago)

I don’t think calzino needs to be banned either. Just wish he’d spend a lot less time in online rabbit holes. That’s all.

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:16 (two months ago)

just utter condescending garbage gyac

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:17 (two months ago)

you need to be quite arrogant and lacking in self-awareness to post such bollox. so check yourself here

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:18 (two months ago)

I think tensions are high because we're all pissed off about this shit and the constant stream of pain my country is inflicting on the globe with impunity.

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:03 (two months ago)

Indeed, the lead up to the illegal planned invasion of Iraq was preceded by months of political discussion, hearings and congressional resolutions, as well as the aforementioned anti-war demonstrations. The point isn’t that any of that was effective at stopping the war; the point is that it was still considered necessary. Now, the government doesn’t even feel like it needs to come up with an elaborate pretext, phony intelligence, or the theatre of congressional hearings that would lend the war a faint veneer of quasi-democratic legitimacy. Trump just does things. Indeed, his acts of aggressive unilateralism are often marked by surprise, which requires keeping the public in the dark. This means there is no pantomime of democratic buy-in..

https://www.lilyslynch.com/p/the-us-attack-on-iran-and-the-autocratizing

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:05 (two months ago)

I texted my brother in Dubai earlier and got no answer yet!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:13 (two months ago)

homemade video of a missile flying by and hitting off in the distance in jerusalem, these weapons are terrifying

https://bsky.app/profile/aliahmadi.bsky.social/post/3mfzpyg267s2p

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:26 (two months ago)

these weapons are terrifying

yes they are
jfc

z_tbd, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:41 (two months ago)

it really is the worst timeline

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:46 (two months ago)

it really is

Dan S, Monday, 2 March 2026 00:07 (two months ago)

Hezbollah claims responsibility for launches as Israel begins striking group

Lebanon’s Hezbollah has just claimed responsibility for the projectiles launched from Lebanon to Israel.

The militant group said it launched missiles and drones towards Israel in retaliation for the killing of Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, news agencies are reporting.

Israel’s military just said it had begun striking Hezbollah across Lebanon.

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:03 (two months ago)

sorry, that was a guardian link, to one of those non-stop updating live update threads, hard to link to
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/mar/01/us-israel-war-on-iran-ayatollah-ali-khamenei-i-dead-latest-reports

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:04 (two months ago)

btw, what are you all using to follow this? i do not have the money to pay for any subscription right now, and live streaming networks sucks, and twitter sucks, and i don’t want to be on bluesky or really any social network to follow news.

what do you all use?

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:04 (two months ago)

bluesky

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:05 (two months ago)

1h ago
19.47 EST
More now on the Israeli military saying projectiles fired from Lebanon had triggered air raid sirens in northern Israel – it also said it had had intercepted one of them.

“Following the sirens that sounded in several areas in northern Israel, a projectile that crossed from Lebanon into Israeli territory was intercepted by the Israeli Air Force, and several projectiles fell in open areas,” the Israeli military posted on Telegram on Monday, cited by the AFP news agency.

Lebanese militant group Hezbollah said on Sunday it had a “duty” to support its backer Iran after Israeli and US strikes.

But the group has not confirmed action since the US and Israel began attacks on Saturday, killing Iran’s supreme leader and sparking a wave of retaliatory drone and missile strikes.

Hezbollah has been weakened from conflict with Israel, which it entered to support Hamas after the Palestinian militant group’s deadly attack on Israel in October 2023 and the subsequent war in the Gaza strip.

Israel and Hezbollah signed a ceasefire agreement in November 2024, although Israel has continued to strike targets it says are linked to the Lebanese group.

Hezbollah did not intervene during a 12-day war between Israel and Iran last June.

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:06 (two months ago)

lagoon would you please send me a few of your fave bluesky people to follow on this (or anything?) i’m down to use bluesky on a kind of minimal level and just follow a few people rather than trying to keep up with everything

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:07 (two months ago)

i’m @zachtbd.bsky.social on there i think. sorry to be such a newb but thank you

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:07 (two months ago)

i dont really follow anyone whos an iran experts but here ill scroll through my feed and dig up some people i like who are prob posting about it

https://bsky.app/profile/privatechand.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/davidkaib.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/patblanchfield.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/slclunk.com

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:19 (two months ago)

btw, what are you all using to follow this?

This thread. So far it's been informative AND entertaining :D

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:04 (two months ago)

OK, let’s do this again but this time make it the Republican primary

omar little, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:23 (two months ago)

xp thanking u lagoon

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:41 (two months ago)

np

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:42 (two months ago)

ah very interesting

Netanyahu says Trump fulfilled his dreams: In bombing Iran, Israel now has the "assistance of the United States, my friend, US President Donald Trump, and the US military. This coalition of forces allows us to do what I have yearned to do for 40 years"

https://bsky.app/profile/johnphudson.bsky.social/post/3mfz73fdzqh22

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:42 (two months ago)

they obviously have no plan, and who cares if they did have a plan? if they had a plan it would the most evil plan. their plan is fuck things up and get some oil, and they know there’s no accountability within the united states

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:43 (two months ago)

netanyahu and the zionists most certainly have a plan

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:44 (two months ago)

netanyahu & the current israeli government would be ecstatic if iran's economy collapsed entirely and a million Iranians died from famine, disease and internecine warfare. it's not that I think they'll get their wish, but it is obviously their heart's fervent desire. tbf, Trump and his legions of cult-following toe-suckers would be thrilled with that outcome, too. but they want it for much stupider reasons.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 2 March 2026 04:01 (two months ago)

someone on Bluesky posted this wall st journal article

https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/u-s-races-to-accomplish-iran-mission-before-munitions-run-out-c014acbc?st=vw6RjT&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

hmmm

curmudgeon, Monday, 2 March 2026 05:44 (two months ago)

FAFO

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 05:45 (two months ago)

xpost curmudgeon do you mind explaining what the article is about? otherwise it’s just a link, one link among so many other links, and in this case, i don’t want to burn my free wsj monthly bullshit whatever, and i don’t feel like doing the archive.ph move or doing some vpn move. can you just give a clue or an excerpt

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 05:54 (two months ago)

i admit i’m intrigued by the hmmmmm!!! i too, think, hmmmmm!!

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 05:55 (two months ago)

What appear to be CIA sources leaking to Reuters that the regime will not collapse in Tehran. As far as I know, these sorts of leaks have never taken place two days into a major war before. Draw your own conclusions from that. 🇺🇸🇮🇷 pic.twitter.com/68078uig3b

— Philip Pilkington (@philippilk) March 2, 2026

this a new thing for of all us who lived through previous US wars of state annihilation - the US deep state putting up the white flag after 2 days. Crazy times.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 05:58 (two months ago)

what? deep state? white flag? says sources? skeptical of regime change?

dude, i typed and deleted like 4 different things earlier today being like stfu and go home, gyac is going easy on you, your shit is tired, it’s a problem to repeatedly post complete bullshit things without basic verification and then be like “oh derp well that’s the way it is” and keep doing it over and over. i typed this whole thing about understanding how everyone is going through shit, surely you are, there must be something else going on, there is with everyone, it’s a factor but not an excuse, all that shit, then thought, it’s been an hour+, things have changed, whatever. but hey, here you are again, way over your skis, being _pretentious_ : pretending to knowledge you don’t have , and you are confusing way more people than you realize. for every 1 person on this forum there are at least 10 others who read it. people read this bullshit (‘ Ahmadinejad is dead!’) and pass it on to other people, far beyond who you think is reading it. yes, the entire ecosystem of the internet is now a fucking ruin, full of idiots just yelling shit about whatever, but if ilx is ever cool, it’s because we don’t tolerate that shit. goddamn. just take a fucking breather and let people who know what they’re talking about post

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:06 (two months ago)

and you can also go fuck yourself. You are not exactly someone whose opinions or posting style I value or care for. And that was an unwarranted attack and full of unsubstantiated bullshit, so go fuck yourself again, cunt.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:16 (two months ago)

pretending to have knowledge.. lol what a weapon you are.. just really an absolute melter!

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:18 (two months ago)

z_tbd otm

c u (crüt), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:18 (two months ago)

another poster I studiously avoid reading just stick to posting about the war, dickheads

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:20 (two months ago)

don't take your bottomless rage out on other ilxors you abusive dickhead

c u (crüt), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:21 (two months ago)

which is exactly the opposite of what I have been doing. Which was telling abusive posters to go fuck themselves.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:22 (two months ago)

The US military is low on missile interceptors and will not be able to defend the Gulf States from Iranian drone attacks on US military bases and Mossad stations in the Gulf.

The post below was posted by Admiral Stavridis and then deleted because he realized he just announced… pic.twitter.com/yMWNpnT7wN

— Ignis Rex (@Ignis_Rex) March 1, 2026

is the US having a nervous breakdown? me being pretentious

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:27 (two months ago)

Lurking is a tiring job when this is the posting

H.P, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:29 (two months ago)

gosh how hard your life must be

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:31 (two months ago)

These images tell you everything the Pentagon briefings will not. What you are looking at is an Iranian ballistic reentry vehicle escorted by a swarm of penetration aids — decoys engineered to simultaneously exhaust and blind every layer of the defensive stack: Patriot in the… https://t.co/2WH4y1czho pic.twitter.com/AS5c1uhahG

— THE ISLANDER (@IslanderWORLD) March 1, 2026

this is the "weapons not seen yet" promised after the first morning of the war, and shit has got real alright.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:37 (two months ago)

war lube

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:38 (two months ago)

calzino, wtf, you sound just like agitprop for the united states, just flipped on the reverse side. you’re cheering for death, and of course it’s justified for you in so many ways, but from the outside it just seems gross and wrong to me. i am anti-war. i want the missiles to stop flying now. i don’t want any side to win, i want them both to stop. i don’t want violent vengeance.

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:41 (two months ago)

Equating an attacker and the party defending itself against the attacker is poor moral reasoning IMO.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:47 (two months ago)

what is the correct amount of retributive violence against the attacker that will make the defender whole?

the attack is obviously wrong, it is a humiliation already, on its very first days, as a completely unwarranted assault. everyone know what their aim is - to take the oil and make the middle east a resort of israel and the united states.

so no, i’m not equating the attacker with the defender. but i don’t cheer on violence, because FUCK THAT

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:51 (two months ago)

I'm anti-war to the absolute core, but the US is basically the 4th Reich now. I do communicate with other US people who openly acknowledge this without the levels of angst you get on here. The US side of this messageboard has always been at a liberal-left leaning woke imperialist to centrist Dem-brained position. But seems to be regressing to a more centrist position in recent hours.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:51 (two months ago)

"Operation Rolling Thunder is bad but I reject the tactics of the North Vietnamese in launching cowardly surprise attacks on American forces, if they'd just lay down arms maybe LBJ would reconsider things." - liberals, 1968

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:51 (two months ago)

Is THE ISLANDER a trustworthy source? It kinda reads like QAnon-level wishcasting. The best is yet to come etc.

JoeStork, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:52 (two months ago)

this is a war thread, don't post about technical war stuff is a curious take.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:56 (two months ago)

I'm anti-war to the absolute core, but the US is basically the 4th Reich now.

i get that.

i’m sorry. i understand that.

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:59 (two months ago)

Well, is that account a trustworthy technical war stuff expert, or a guy saying stuff?

JoeStork, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:00 (two months ago)

do your own research, and then you can debunk the account if you want. I'm not your fucking butler!

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:02 (two months ago)

the islander_WORLD is the top source for news

While NATO draws maps and fantasizes about Russian regime change, Russia just tested an unstoppable 100-ton nuclear drone, Poseidon, that can level entire coastlines... and the West has no way to stop it. No pressers. No meaningful response. Just silence.

President Vladimir… pic.twitter.com/6aywVQehCh

— THE ISLANDER (@IslanderWORLD) October 29, 2025

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:02 (two months ago)

it was posted by hugely popular Anglo-Iranian friend of the UK left Aaron Bastani ftr

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:03 (two months ago)

I'm anti-war to the absolute core, but the US is basically the 4th Reich now.

i get that.

i’m sorry. i understand that.

^^me going out of my way to try to understand you

do your own research, and then you can debunk the account if you want. I'm not your fucking butler!

― calzino,

damn why do i ever take ONE FUCKING SECOND to try to understand you? just STOP POSTING STUPID BULLSHIT

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:04 (two months ago)

Value and trustworthiness of sources is fair game IMO, personally doubtful you can get anything of use from podcasters/etc. on Twitter in terms of details.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 2 March 2026 07:04 (two months ago)

lots of military posters might not be your kind of people but it doesn't mean you can discount their technical reportage. That's just lazy nonsense

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:06 (two months ago)

you’re not anyone’s fucking butler, you’re the bird storm shitting all over everything causing confusing and chaos in a place that was already confusing and chaotic, just ADDING to the shit! you’re not the fucking butler!

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:07 (two months ago)

Idk man there are thousands of accounts on twitter paying Musk $8/month and acting like they know what’s happening in the Middle East. Do you have any reason to believe that guy actually knows what he’s talking about other than it’s what you want to hear? I’m not a fan of the evil death country i live in and hate what’s happening right now, for the record.

JoeStork, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:07 (two months ago)

if you were the fucking butler you might clean it up, instead you’re shitting on everything, and you’re goddamn right no one’s paying you to do it

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:08 (two months ago)

I think you need to calm down mr Z.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:09 (two months ago)

how about a deal: you calm down too. i’m so, so so so so so so willing to go away. i have other shit to think about. don’t you? how about we both leave here for 3 months

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:11 (two months ago)

“First footage of strikes on the US Incirlik Air Base in Turkey”

jfc. I won't post the twitter link, but wow and oh fuck .

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:14 (two months ago)

"people read this bullshit (‘ Ahmadinejad is dead!’) and pass it on to other people, far beyond who you think is reading it."

This was widely reported across The Guardian for hours. Then I saw someone post here he was alive, but The Guardian hadn't changed that.

So is he alive or not?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:28 (two months ago)

People say don't post twitter links but the school massacre wasn't reported/acknowledged at the BBC for many hours (or so I read...on Bluesky), and if true...

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:30 (two months ago)

apparently some of Ahmadinejad's family say he's still alive, but not seen anything official.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:32 (two months ago)

I think 3 of his security team were confirmed dead.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:33 (two months ago)

Yeah that's what I read later.

Just trying to show its a very fluid situation info wise, media use twitter a lot anyway. Don't see why we shouldn't. That its owned by Musk is your discomfort, not mine or some others here who use it.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:39 (two months ago)

xpost curmudgeon do you mind explaining what the article is about? otherwise it’s just a link, one link among so many other links, and in this case, i don’t want to burn my free wsj monthly bullshit whatever, and i don’t feel like doing the archive.ph move or doing some vpn move. can you just give a clue or an excerpt

It's entirely your decision if you want to install a plug-in from a .ru domain but Bypass Paywalls Clean leapfrogs almost all paywalls out there. Works in almost all Firefox branches too (I suggest Waterfox if you don't want any of what Firefox includes) https://gitflic.ru/project/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-firefox-clean

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:39 (two months ago)

xp

twitter is literally the only place I can read posts by my beloved and trusted comrades. whose posts I have been reading for a decade now. It's much more important than ILX to me.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:41 (two months ago)

What's the issue with using archive.ph I get almost any firewall bypasses from it.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:46 (two months ago)

For me I got tired of the Archive.ph vs. Cloudflare DNS wars and went over to Bypass Paywalls Clean. Easy enough to assign it to a "open page in Waterfox" key command plus I don't have to worry about the link expiring.

Back to the war

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:52 (two months ago)

From the multitude of explosions and division of the missiles, the latest barrage launched from Iran tonight might include cluster munitions.

That is a war crime. They’re banned under international law.

this is one the best jokes I've seen all week. A Zionist invoking international law.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:55 (two months ago)

xp ah right thanks for explaining

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:57 (two months ago)

the various dubiously sourced posts i've read about the US military "running out" of weapons, or having a base blown up etc activate a part of my brain that yearns for the bully of the world to get a bloody nose and they might still, in a few different ways, but militarily the US is so far ahead of iran, with so many advantages, that these accounts read like wishful thinking to me

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:24 (two months ago)

the one I linked yesterday is not remotely left-wing or wishful thinking and is ex US military and obsessively is posting about how paltry the production capacity of US military complex is, long before this war even started. I look purposely for right-wing hawk/military accounts to get a different perspective than from my lefty shitposter friends.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:29 (two months ago)

You have to be meticulous with these things.

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:32 (two months ago)

i guess even if they're trustworthy i mistrust my own reasons for getting excited about them - i want it to be true so badly, that the US could get some sliver of comeuppance. but it's just very hard to believe that this will happen militarily

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:34 (two months ago)

the one I linked yesterday is not remotely left-wing or wishful thinking and is ex US military

The one you linked isn't ex U military at all. It was a screenshot of an ex US military account by someone else.

The account you posted then claimed the US military account had taken down the screenshotted tweet because he realised he'd given the game away. This isn't true at all. The screenshotted tweet is still up and is linked below

As both the US and Israel expend hundreds of precision weapons-- from JDAMs to Tomahawks to Patriots--it is time to start focusing on logistics.  How deep are the stockpiles?  In wars, the true professionals are ultimately the logisticians. pic.twitter.com/2Oz8LnbWAF

— Admiral James Stavridis, USN, Ret. (@stavridisj) March 1, 2026

the account you posted then editorialised things from the ex US military person to imply that he said things which he didn't

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:37 (two months ago)

for reference the tweet linked earlier was from ignus rex not James stavridis. the one I have linked to is the actual tweet

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:38 (two months ago)

Iran fired so many missiles that US interceptor stocks could run dry within days. Each THAAD costs $15M. We're using them faster than Lockheed can build them. Iran has thousands more missles and drones in reserve.https://t.co/SJgfA7kgCB

— gCaptain (@gCaptain) February 28, 2026

this is the one I'm referring to not that one. But I wouldn't make a twitter link I post a hill to die on. If anything I'm happy if you want to debunk them that's all good.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:45 (two months ago)

No worries, my mistake!

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:54 (two months ago)

Kuwait says 'several' US warplanes have crashed in the country, with all the crew surviving
Several American warplanes crashed in Kuwait this morning, the country’s defence ministry said.

All the pilots bailed out safely and are been checked up on at a hospital, according to the ministry. They are all in a stable condition.

It is not immediately clear what caused the US warplanes to crash but the incident came during an intense period of Iranian fire targeting the country.

The defence ministry said it is continuing investigations into the “causes of the incident”.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:55 (two months ago)

i guess even if they're trustworthy i mistrust my own reasons for getting excited about them - i want it to be true so badly, that the US could get some sliver of comeuppance. but it's just very hard to believe that this will happen militarily

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Yup, some of this could be posting cope. But keep the faith, America lost in Vietnam, lots of colonial powers got their arses handed to them back in the day. Good things are possible.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:59 (two months ago)

But wait, John Konrad (gcaptain) isn't ex-military though? I'm not saying he's right or wrong but unless I'm mistaken he isn't ex-military at all

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:02 (two months ago)

ex- merchant marine/ship's captain. Military, schmilitary

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:10 (two months ago)

the amount of commentary on US interceptors running out now says to me that this, not some niche opinion.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:13 (two months ago)

which is exactly the opposite of what I have been doing. Which was telling abusive posters to go fuck themselves.

lmao you’re such a brave iconoclast because you spend 18 hours a day going down online rabbit holes and losing the ability to distinguish between what’s real and what’s bullshit because of your own biases

If I told people to fuck off as many times as you do I’d have been banned several times over…there is a point at which even people who have defended you previously (like me!) grow tired of this shit. Take a break for a bit, this isn’t doing you any good.

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 2 March 2026 09:15 (two months ago)

stop trying to hijack a war thread and turn it into an even worse clusterfuck. Try and behave with some dignity.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:18 (two months ago)

these accounts read like wishful thinking to me

Yes there's a bit too much of that itt for my morbidly pessimistic nature.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 2 March 2026 09:18 (two months ago)

From the more credible stories circulating it looks like:

Oman’s Foreign Minister came to the US to meet with Vance because he was concerned that Kushner and Witkoff didn’t understand what was going on in the Iran-US negotiations they were leading and he wanted to speak to someone who might be smarter. This didn’t work.

The US intended a short round of strikes to weaken the Iranian negotiating position in the expectation that Iran would agree to an immediate ceasefire when they stopped, which they haven’t done.

The US wasn’t expecting Iran to hit infrastructure in the Gulf states but Iran has worked out it’s a lot more effective than hitting Israel.

The US had identified a couple of people in advance who they wanted to take over a transitional government but Israel killed them all.

Very much looks like nobody knows what they’re doing.

ShariVari, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:20 (two months ago)

xp

Neoliberalism has eaten up everything, including the neoliberal need for endless war production is a take I genuinely believe in.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:21 (two months ago)

The US wasn’t expecting Iran to hit infrastructure in the Gulf states but Iran has worked out it’s a lot more effective than hitting Israel.

there are multiple podcasts that were confidently predicting this outcome last week. Surely US military is not lagging behind the world of amateur geopolitics commentary.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:24 (two months ago)

Presumably Hegseth banned the forces from listening to those

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:40 (two months ago)

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say

Pentagon openly contradicting Trump narrative. This operation is falling to pieces.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:47 (two months ago)

A few months ago the Daily Show put together a montage of all the times Netanyahu has claimed Iran is "weeks" or "months" away from developing a nuclear weapon. It goes back to the 90s iirc.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:54 (two months ago)

here it is - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVRpLPpD58V/

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:55 (two months ago)

“Let me underline that the situation today is very concerning. Iran and many other countries in the region that have been subject to military attacks have operational nuclear power plants and nuclear research reactors, as well as associated fuel storage sites, increasing the threat to nuclear safety.

He added: “The United Arab Emirates has four operating nuclear reactors. Jordan and Syria have operational nuclear research reactors. Bahrain, Iraq, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia have also been attacked. These countries all use nuclear applications of some sort or the other. We therefore urge utmost restraint in all military operations.”

More bits from Guardian blog..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:02 (two months ago)

I have two cousins in Kuwait :-( Low level worry rn..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:03 (two months ago)

I haven't heard from brother in Dubai since Saturday, and have texted him twice.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:07 (two months ago)

I'm still laughing at twitter memes ragging on rich UK expats in Dubai getting bombed. And then thinking oh shit I hope John is ok.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:10 (two months ago)

Merz is just saying it out loud, for the 1000th time, for the lawyers at the back

https://www.politico.eu/article/us-israel-strike-iran-live-updates/#id_1320708

Friedrich Merz refrained from criticizing the U.S. and Israel on Sunday over their attack on Iran, instead proposing a “sober” legal analysis.

“Classifications [of the Iran attack] under international law will have relatively little effect,” the German chancellor told reporters in Berlin, adding he doesn’t aim to “lecture” Trump during his planned visit to the White House on Tuesday.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:11 (two months ago)

xp lol yeah. I'm like 'let those tax dodgers come back on foot' but its only the rich and evil I want killed honest

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:13 (two months ago)

This post on twitter is 100% correct.

People need to drop that "don't give them an excuse" bullshit. They don't need an excuse. The US and Israel are on a full-blown imperialist frenzy and nothing will stop them but force. Nothing.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:49 (two months ago)

mad that piers morgan posted that.

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:57 (two months ago)

I only bring the best opinion

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:01 (two months ago)

Imperialist warmongers need to be stopped. Even if Piers Moron agrees.

war reportage is just so nakedly controlled and propagandistic. Like "3 US casualties" "Several US planes crash in Kuwait" Iran’s “state-controlled media”

I have seen the footage and them planes were shot down. I'd go insane if I was counting on western legacy media for war coverage.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:03 (two months ago)

Wss thinking Iran was letting Saudi off the hook for a bit.

Iranian missiles struck Saudi Aramco refineries, an important energy resource for Saudi Arabia and global exports.
It is important to remember that Ansarallah forced the Saudis into a ceasefire after continuous attacks on their energy facilities in 2022.
The regional war is… pic.twitter.com/8FHq7Fy0AL

— @Suriyak (@Suriyakmaps) March 2, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:11 (two months ago)

The EU has reached a "panic moment" as not all member states have sufficient energy reserves...a leading energy analyst says the EU is likely to increase energy imports from Russia

Trump's disastrous adventurism will be a massive boon to Putin & friends

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:22 (two months ago)

I see.

“This is what Iran’s rage looks like… the explosion flattened a school, a synagogue, homes and a bomb shelter… where dozens had sought refuge…”

Reporting on Israel, Sky News discover how to describe emotively, vividly and categorically.

Where was this for Gaza? pic.twitter.com/zVWDySuRzw

— Hamza Yusuf (@Hamza_a96) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:23 (two months ago)

At 11:03 p.m. ET, March 1, three U.S. F-15E Strike Eagles flying in support of Operation Epic Fury went down over Kuwait due to an apparent friendly fire incident.

seems like a case of the spin being actually worse than just admitting that Iran shot them down.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:49 (two months ago)

yikes. guess those kuwaiti air defences work real good. the intel not so much.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 12:59 (two months ago)

QatarEnergy halts liquefied natural gas production after attacks
QatarEnergy, the state-owned energy company, has halted liquefied natural gas (LNG) production after attacks on its facilities in Ras Laffan and Mesaieed.

In a satement shared on social media, it added:

QatarEnergy values its relationships with all of its stakeholders and will continue to communicate the latest available information.

LNG is gas that has been chilled, loaded on to ships and sent overseas to be burned. Qatar is among the world’s top LNG exporters.

The QatarEnergy statement came after the Qatari government said an energy facility belonging to the company was attacked by two Iranian drones on Monday, with authorities still assessing the damage.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:03 (two months ago)

People say don't post twitter links but the school massacre wasn't reported/acknowledged at the BBC for many hours (or so I read...on Bluesky), and if true...

Is it worth sharing dubious unvetted claims from a Nazi website in order to sometimes know about a real thing hours before the BBC reports it? For me personally, the answer is no* (*unless it's a real situation happening in my backyard where I have some personal agency), but I understand not everyone feels this way.

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 2 March 2026 13:07 (two months ago)

xp

skyrocketing gas prices, early 1970s levels of inflation on the way. Thank fuck winter has finished because central heating will be a luxury when the energy price cap is doubled.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:17 (two months ago)

Europe gas prices surge 50% after Qatari LNG production halts.

just 3rd day into this war and shit has got very real.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:19 (two months ago)

cozzie livs 2: fossil fuel boogaloo

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:27 (two months ago)

https://i.ibb.co/k2JZ9wdY/Hegseth-arse.jpg

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 13:34 (two months ago)

Iran fired 1200+ projectiles at five countries in the first 48 hours. Most were drones. These saturation attacks aim to overwhelm air defenses and drain interceptors. $20-50k Shahed drones vs. $4.19M PAC-3 interceptors put US and its partners on the wrong side of the cost curve. pic.twitter.com/30EutvCWqU

— Becca Wasser (@becca_wasser) March 2, 2026

over 700 drones/missiles launched at UAE so far, that must be devastating.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:48 (two months ago)

here's an FT article on the munitions supply issue for the twitter-averse: https://www.ft.com/content/c2cfb9e5-9ef7-4448-a5a1-414c996d7093

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:07 (two months ago)

yeah the thing about the interceptors is fundamentally theres never going to be enough of them because theyre much more expensive than the things theyre intercepting, thats been true but now with drones in the mix its basically a joke

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:14 (two months ago)

Is it worth sharing dubious unvetted claims from a Nazi website in order to sometimes know about a real thing hours before the BBC reports it?

Its lazy to say people who use twitter are subscribing to a Nazi website btw. Lots of people with different politics to its owner use it. Like I say (when citing how that school massacre was reported by the BBC) there simply aren't the avenues that are full of integrity doing the reporting.

And most of what I have posted here is in line with the reporting I see in the liberal media which I am also looking at.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:18 (two months ago)

.@SecWar: Iran was building "a conventional shield for their nuclear blackmail ambitions."

"It wasn’t a regime change war but the regime has changed."

— Nick Schifrin (@nickschifrin) March 2, 2026

Embarrassing.

Seems to be moving away from any idea of ‘imminent threat’ or direct nuclear development and also sticking to the line that the US didn’t assassinate any leaders, that was Israel.

ShariVari, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:18 (two months ago)

Its lazy to say people who use twitter are subscribing to a Nazi website btw.

it's even lazier to continue to provide & engage with content from a website run by and for nazis. at least consider cutting its usage out

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:27 (two months ago)

Embarrassing doesn't even begin to cover it. Hegseth is willing himself into the War Criminal Hall of Fame. He's out there this morning promising "no stupid rules of engagement."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:28 (two months ago)

i guess maybe staffing a government entirely with podcasters wasnt the best idea

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:35 (two months ago)

_Is it worth sharing dubious unvetted claims from a Nazi website in order to sometimes know about a real thing hours before the BBC reports it?_

Its lazy to say people who use twitter are subscribing to a Nazi website btw.

True, it’s a Nazi website that also automates CSAM

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:44 (two months ago)

netanyahu and the zionists most certainly have a plan

netanyahu has a master plan
war and misery throughout the land
(yodeling)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:46 (two months ago)

Welcome to the internet xp

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:46 (two months ago)

Lefties still on Twitter are I guess waiting for other lefties to leave it so they can also do so. But probably nothing at this point, certainly not brow-beating and shaming, would break that lock. This isn't intended as criticism or judgment (I mostly ignore the embeds, I don't care too much who's still on it tho if they're not also on other things that's weird), but might as well just say that's what it is no?

nashwan, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:52 (two months ago)

Leftist still on twitter calling other people lazy is it

Russia did Epstein, prove me wrong (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:04 (two months ago)

Has anyone seen even an attempt at some official reason for why this war is happening? It strikes me that there's a frenzy of reporting but I haven't seen this. Like not even a pathetic or bad or dubious reason that you could question, or some veneer over the truth, just nothing?

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:08 (two months ago)

Embarrassing doesn't even begin to cover it. Hegseth is willing himself into the War Criminal Hall of Fame. He's out there this morning promising "no stupid rules of engagement."

Since when did American war criminals (and Israeli, British etc) ever face any consequences for their actions?

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:10 (two months ago)

A bit xp

Pete Hegseth has kicked off his Pentagon press conference, by saying that for “47 long years”, the Iranian regime has waged a “savage, one sided war against America”.

He noted that they did this through “the blood of our people, car bombs in Beirut, rocket attacks on our ships, murders at our embassies, roadside bombs in Iraq and Afghanistan”.

nashwan, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:10 (two months ago)

I read those quotes but it just seems too general I guess, not that I should expect much more.

xpost

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:14 (two months ago)

I genuinely think "epic fury" covers it

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:20 (two months ago)

there really isn't an official reason or justification given, just a bunch of vague nonsense

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:24 (two months ago)

burning tower in bahrain https://bsky.app/profile/faredalmahlool.bsky.social/post/3mg3kn7dn4k2y

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:24 (two months ago)

Seeing a couple of awful videos from Tehran and Beirut..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:29 (two months ago)

yeah im not trying to see dead people

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:31 (two months ago)

note on that Bahrain tower xxp

An Iranian missile has hit a luxury high-rise in Bahrain, with reports indicating the building may house senior U.S. military command personnel.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:35 (two months ago)

that video is quite obviously ai ffs

imago, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:40 (two months ago)

i'm panicking enough about this war without having to deal with blatant misinformation being disseminated unquestioningly on ilx

imago, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:41 (two months ago)

yeah looks like youre right my bad the account seemed legit

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:42 (two months ago)

there really isn't an official reason or justification given, just a bunch of vague nonsense

it does feel sort of significant, right? like when you think of how much bullshit had to be constructed over such a long period of time for iraq. this feels like the strategy is to discuss it as if it was always inevitable, a tactic i notice in other areas also.

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:42 (two months ago)

i mean the account prob is legit but obvs that didnt prevent them from being hoodwinked

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:43 (two months ago)

hoodwinked by the mysterious and elegant catamacar

imago, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:43 (two months ago)

i mean maybe they have those in bahrain idk

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:45 (two months ago)

Greg Abbott supposedly posted some alleged war video that turned out to be a cut scene from a video game.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:46 (two months ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:46 (two months ago)

i really dont want to have to examine everything for ai, i mean i already do it, but i dont want to do it and i dont want to do it more than i already do, sucks

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:47 (two months ago)

otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:47 (two months ago)

yeah looks like youre right my bad the account seemed legit

― lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

And on Bluesky too...;-)

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:48 (two months ago)

ive been studiously ignoring the twitter fight im innocent

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:49 (two months ago)

Kuwait apparently shot down some U.S. planes accidentally, at least that's how its being reported.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:53 (two months ago)

just an oops

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:53 (two months ago)

Can the twitter fighting move to the Twitter thread? If people are allowed to post twitter embeds then they will do so. We can be adults and pick and choose what we read. The audience here is not kindergartners or even the general public, ffs.

Cow_Art, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:54 (two months ago)

xp I promise I'm not trying to shame people for using any of these sites, it's more the attitude of being first past the post that I object to. Given how many bad actors are out there, I have learned to push back pretty hard just to stop my friends and myself becoming passive vectors for spread of misinfo.

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:55 (two months ago)

You can't really pick and choose, this is a message board, not a book shop.

xp

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:56 (two months ago)

its funny the ai fakes are disturbing but still the most common misinfo format is text, all you have to do is type it out

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:58 (two months ago)

Bernard - fair enough...Cow art otm, will not respond to the side debate.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:07 (two months ago)

it does feel sort of significant, right? like when you think of how much bullshit had to be constructed over such a long period of time for iraq. this feels like the strategy is to discuss it as if it was always inevitable, a tactic i notice in other areas also.

I thought all this about Venezuela, "insane that they went to so much effort and had Colin Powell embarass himself at the UN but turns out the US can just do whatever, no pretense necessary". So this strikes me as a continuation of that.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:10 (two months ago)

When it's already been proven multiple times that Congress is filled with spineless cowards and craven ass-kissers, the question is really why not do whatever the fuck you want, as there are demonstrably zero consequences.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:12 (two months ago)

tbf all that promotion of previous wars was successful in making them popular at least at the beginning where this one is wildly unpopular its not easy to get down to 20% approval for anything in america, americans historically have been pretty easy to rile up for war, now does any of this matter i guess well see

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:19 (two months ago)

worth noting this war is probably as popular now as it's ever gonna be

frogbs, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:21 (two months ago)

think trump wouldve had a hard time putting together the iraq war recipe for various reasons but he prob couldve done something that wouldve made this more palatable to people

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:22 (two months ago)

They did seem to think this war would be over in a matter of days, so no need to waste time preparing the public or making a case or any of that woke stuff.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:24 (two months ago)

not fake afaict

https://www.404media.co/amazon-data-centers-on-fire-after-iranian-missile-strikes-on-dubai/

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:24 (two months ago)

I just always have to point out for the record that even with all of the insane months of drum beating and propaganda and media buildup to the invasion of Iraq, the day before the attack started there was still a majority of Americans against doing it without UN and multinational support. So even then, a year and a half after 9/11, there was not some mass desire for blood.

I don’t attribute this to some latent pacifism in the country so much as an isolationist streak and a lack of interest inthe rest of the world. But either way, yes, it has traditionally taken organized and sustained propaganda campaigns to build any level of support for foreign wars. Which of course they didn’t even bother to gesture at in this case.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:24 (two months ago)

nevertheless

An executive at a large global hedge fund with a presence in Dubai said: “We have been exploring how to evacuate people but it’s not easy.” 

He added: “It’s pretty scary — this is going to have implications for some of my guys . . . The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai. It was not a consideration. People have moved families. This element of concern is new.”

https://www.ft.com/content/7ecea3fe-295d-4592-abf2-206da6f6b8ca

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:26 (two months ago)

I think this tweet from the Nazi site by a Nazi needs to be entered into the record:

Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback?

It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine.

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) February 28, 2026

symsymsym, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:27 (two months ago)

It becomes a different battle if you take off the mask completely. The average American low info voter/non-voter tends to take administrations at their word, or if you point out distortions, they hop on the tired "all politicians lie, you're just mad that it isn't your guy in charge" cliche.

It takes the loss of kayfabe to get this non-insignificant number of people angry enough to fight back. The Renee Good/Alex Pretti shootings were shocking enough that it pulled some of these folk into the fight, but almost all Republican war PR is to help mitigate damage to upcoming elections, ward off potential impeachment proceedings later, and also to try and influence the history books later.

Bush was going to invade Iraq the moment he got elected, he put on a show trial so he could either use it as a springboard to re-election or mitigate the blowback so he could still win, and because he knew the 2006 midterms would probably see the Ds take both chambers back. It's all about legacy and self-preservation...not about any real belief in process

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:27 (two months ago)

I have this feeling Trump will feel the need to TACO and declare victory, but that Iran will not immediately cease bombing embassies, and that Israel will see no reason to pull back their efforts with or without the US, so that Trump will be forced to stay in longer than he wants to.

That isn't what I want but it's what it feels like will happen

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:29 (two months ago)

i think that’s already happening

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:33 (two months ago)

in terms of the stated goals the message to iran and the rest of the world couldn’t be clearer: this is what will happen to you if you don’t have nukes

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:38 (two months ago)

Very Cold War 2026

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:38 (two months ago)

the day before the attack started there was still a majority of Americans against doing it without UN and multinational support.

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, March 2, 2026 11:24 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this one shows strong support

https://i.postimg.cc/Qxdf9Yhp/Screenshot-2026-03-02-at-11-33-34-AM.png

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2023/03/14/a-look-back-at-how-fear-and-false-beliefs-bolstered-u-s-public-support-for-war-in-iraq/

there is this which imho is not really strong evidence that americans werent that into the war more of a weird question, and needless to say once the war started people were lovin it even tho the security council didnt approve

Days before the March 20 invasion, a USA Today/CNN/Gallup Poll found support for the war was related to UN approval. Nearly six in 10 said they were ready for such an invasion "in the next week or two." But that support dropped off if the U.N. backing was not first obtained. If the United Nations Security Council were to reject a resolution paving the way for military action, 54% of Americans favored a U.S. invasion. And if the Bush administration did not seek a final Security Council vote, support for a war dropped to 47%

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_opinion_in_the_United_States_on_the_invasion_of_Iraq

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:41 (two months ago)

Even now there is a huge chunk of antis who feel "right move for wrong reason" as opposed to "what the actual fuck". That will shrink as more news cycles pass

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:44 (two months ago)

^^ the mood over at MSNOW all weekend, based on the three minutes I watched between Sat morning and last night.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:45 (two months ago)

dems are going to come back and vote for the war

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:46 (two months ago)

xps I mean, I remember it in the moment, the poll that Wikipedia article is referring to. Yes the months of bullshitting about WMDs had built stated support for taking out Saddam — but that's not at odds with people also thinking it wouldn't be smart to do it alone (or with the "coalition of the willing" that we cobbled together). I'm not trying to give the U.S. public too much credit, I agree people are easily manipulated about overseas events that they don't understand, but there was not some mass champing at the bit to go into Iraq — that all happened at the elite level of the government and media, who pushed/pulled/tugged public opinion toward it.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:47 (two months ago)

in terms of the stated goals the message to iran and the rest of the world couldn’t be clearer: this is what will happen to you if you don’t have nukes

I think this appears true on the surface but isn't actually true.

This message was already sent to the world in 2011 over Libya. And the rest of the world didn't rush to get nukes. Getting nukes isn't quick and isn't cheap. If they could just appear overnight people would do it, but the road to getting them can be more dangerous than not having them

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:48 (two months ago)

that all happened at the elite level of the government and media, who pushed/pulled/tugged public opinion toward it.

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, March 2, 2026 11:47 AM (fifty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah thats what we were talking about and the proof of their success was the war polling at 75% or w/e at launch, compared to the 20% for this one

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:49 (two months ago)

Americans are so used to coups against thinly-held dictatorships centered around an individual personality that crumble the moment that guy dies. Yeah, Khameinis have been the only Supreme Leaders but he got installed with populist support due to the absolute hatred of the monarchy/Shah

Think Iran civilians are going to rightfully skeptical of any new regime not least one they have no influence on.

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:51 (two months ago)

yeah thats what we were talking about and the proof of their success was the war polling at 75% or w/e at launch, compared to the 20% for this one

Academic point I guess, but they were not polling at 75 percent for what they actually did, which was a go-it-alone war with widespread international opposition.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:55 (two months ago)

after it started sure they were

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:56 (two months ago)

Khameinis have been the only Supreme Leaders but he got installed with populist support due to the absolute hatred of the monarchy/Shah

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, March 2, 2026 11:51 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

khomeini and then khameini

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:57 (two months ago)

its like having ayatollahs brendan and brandan

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:58 (two months ago)

xps Well yeah that's what they always count on, that once the bombs are flying and bodies are coming home, there's a big rally round the flag and troops and all. Which there usually is, for a bit, but that can fade fast.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:59 (two months ago)

point is this time they didnt get that, because they didnt try, and also prob because of other reasons

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:00 (two months ago)

ayatollah khamanei, enveloper brendan

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:02 (two months ago)

You can't fight in here, this is the war thread!

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:04 (two months ago)

which was a go-it-alone war with widespread international opposition.

Excuse me, but I think you're forgetting we had the support of Poland.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:09 (two months ago)

let's go brandan

c u (crüt), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:11 (two months ago)

Coalition of the Coerced

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:11 (two months ago)

but the road to getting them can be more dangerous than not having them

― anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Tell that to Pakistan and North Korea

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:13 (two months ago)

if you cant even get canada to pretend to join yr fake thing you know youre fucking up

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:14 (two months ago)

xpost Both of whom had nukes before Gaddafi fell.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:17 (two months ago)

While footage of an American plane falling to the ground in Kuwait is playing in the background, Israel's Channel 12 host Niv Raskin urgently notes: "We need to emphasize, this is an incident involving American forces, and not, heaven forbid, an incident involving Israeli forces"

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:46 (two months ago)

ha rude

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:47 (two months ago)

Tell that to Pakistan and North Korea

I don't think either of these got nukes because of Libya at all. I don't think anyone did.

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:52 (two months ago)

The foreign exchanges substack (its another good aggregator of international analysis) has come up with a v good piece. It does attempt to cover why we are here and short/long-term thinking around where we could end up.

https://www.foreignexchanges.news/p/iran-war-roundup-march-1-2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:54 (two months ago)

_While footage of an American plane falling to the ground in Kuwait is playing in the background, Israel's Channel 12 host Niv Raskin urgently notes: "We need to emphasize, this is an incident involving American forces, and not, heaven forbid, an incident involving Israeli forces"_

israel will fight to the last American

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:58 (two months ago)

xp putting Libya as a response to what was said was bullshit to me. Its just difficult to develop nuclear weapons, not a thing you can just rush to get (I read a thing a while back around the trouble Pakistan went to get one), but basically the message was loud and clear way before 2011 xp

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:00 (two months ago)

Yep, agree with that. Getting nukes isn't an easy or cheap process at all! If countries could get them overnight they would of course, but given the difficulty I think the trade off just isn't there which is why countries didn't after 2011. the trade off hasn't changed much in the interevening years either

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:04 (two months ago)

From that foreign exchanges site -

One thing that may be happening here is that Trump, still very high on his own supply after removing Nicolás Maduro from power in Venezuela, is hoping to do something similar in Iran by leaving the bulk of the current power structure intact under a willing agent a la Delcy Rodríguez. The problem with this is that Iran isn’t Venezuela. For one thing, a single person outside the Supreme Leader’s office could have a very difficult time wrangling all the levers of power in the Iranian state. For another thing, the Iranian establishment has been steeping in hostility to the United States since 1979. It’s far from clear that there’s anyone with any credibility in that establishment who would turn around and do Donald Trump’s bidding in Tehran.

Professor Michal Paarlberg has similarly noted --

Without an occupation force, this model can’t secure permanent changes in government, only temporary changes in government behavior. In Venezuela, this was done through a reshuffling of leadership, and that depended on identifying and negotiating with a friendly official to take Maduro’s place...How do airstrikes lead to a voluntary coordinated effort among all state institutions - clerics, military, bureaucracy - to dissolve the state?...Given that this is the third airstrike by Trump targeting Iran or Iranian officials, and the first two didn’t achieve a change in hostilities, much less in government, we can expect the regime to remain and for more strikes in the future...This is akin to Israel’s policy of periodic bombardments of Gaza; ostensibly to degrade Hamas’s military capabilities, but more practically to create a regular war spectacle for voters that conveniently distracts from Netanyahu’s corruption scandals...Both the Venezuela and Iran attacks succeeded in knocking the Epstein files out of the news for a while. They killed or kidnapped individual dictators without ending the dictatorships. For the populations who have suffered under both regimes, including exiles, this is cold comfort.

https://bsky.app/profile/mpaarlberg.bsky.social/post/3mfztt3wgpk22

curmudgeon, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:20 (two months ago)

thing i read a while ago re getting nukes posited that its likely that there are a bunch of countries that effectively have nukes but dont technically have them in order to avoid the diplomatic headaches that come with them, basically they have made the nuke but just havent assembled it yet but could assemble it very quickly if they felt like it

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:24 (two months ago)

Guardian editor on Gulf States anger with Iran and if Iran reprisals intended to cause economic chaos may not be helpful to Iran regime


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/02/gulf-states-iran-strikes-response

curmudgeon, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:25 (two months ago)

a bunch of countries that effectively have nukes but dont technically have them

I'm not necessarily doubting that, but which countries did it say?

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:26 (two months ago)

Jeet Heer in The Nation.

https://www.thenation.com/article/world/iran-war-trump-netanyahu-failed-state/

On June 23, 2025, Israel bombed Evin Prison, known to house political prisoners. As Human Rights Watch noted, the bombing included “prison areas known to hold many activists and dissidents.” In the current war, the same targeting of opposition figures can be seen. As international relations scholar Van Jackson, who teaches at Victoria University of Wellington, noted,

There are claims circulating widely on social media that Israel has been targeting leftists in Iran, in hopes of destroying any coherent political force from cohering in the country. Israel has also definitely targeted the building where the leader of the Green Movement, Mir-Hossein Mousavi, has been under house arrest since 2011, which would further support that claim.

The attempted assassination of Mousavi is particularly telling since he helped lead the Green Movement uprising of 2009 and has been under house arrest. Mousavi could be a leading figure in any peaceful Iranian transition to democracy, an outcome that the US and Israel seem to want to forestall.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:28 (two months ago)

i dont remember lol sorry xp

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:28 (two months ago)

South Korea and Japan?

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:38 (two months ago)

Talking with a leftist Middle Eastern Studies prof (with a Anglo-Kurdish background) on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cd_sN7v5GE

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 2 March 2026 18:47 (two months ago)

South Korea and Japan?

― anvil, Monday, March 2, 2026 1:38 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe?

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:54 (two months ago)

Israel is the one I think of

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:59 (two months ago)

i think its pretty well accepted that israel just has nukes but hasnt declared them

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:01 (two months ago)

Americans are so used to coups against thinly-held dictatorships centered around an individual personality that crumble the moment that guy dies. Yeah, Khameinis have been the only Supreme Leaders but he got installed with populist support due to the absolute hatred of the monarchy/Shah

Think Iran civilians are going to rightfully skeptical of any new regime not least one they have no influence on.

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 3, 2026 3:51 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

There’s were several Iranian experts on the (Australian) radio yesterday, all from an anti-Islamic republic perspective; saying just how hard it will be to topple the regime. By design it is not a personality cult centred around one person, or even one institution. IGRC commanders are empowered to fight on independently, to suppress dissent etc., in the absence of orders from above. The senior leadership is very broad and very distributed.

I wish I could find some of that written down

Ed, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:16 (two months ago)

one thing I remember about Ahmadinejad: he came to NY to speak at the UN, and a reporter asked him what he found interesting about the U.S.

He didn't understand those really fast disclaimer messages you hear at the end of radio ads, where the voice is really sped up... the other thing that baffled him was why we name storms. "Why give them a name? Storms are bad!"

both of which I somewhat agree with

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:26 (two months ago)

The foreign exchanges substack (its another good aggregator of international analysis) has come up with a v good piece. It does attempt to cover why we are here and short/long-term thinking around where we could end up.

https://www.foreignexchanges.news/p/iran-war-roundup-march-1-2026🕸

this was really good thanks

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 March 2026 19:26 (two months ago)

xp president seinfeld

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:27 (two months ago)

We name storms because if we gave them numbers every hurricane would be named Hurricane 69

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 19:33 (two months ago)

my Grindr name!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 March 2026 19:55 (two months ago)

lol

Cow_Art, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:59 (two months ago)

I can't believe the Iranian government could be worried about the survival of their regime as a consequence of this war. The only threat from either the USA or Israel that could accomplish this would be nuclear annihilation. The Iranian nuclear program was almost certainly undertaken to eliminate that threat and fully ensure the long term perpetuation of the regime, but it was more a matter of clearing up a last detail than a vital component of their strategy.

If my perception is correct, I would not expect Iran to capitulate, nor to open peace talks until they have tested the theory that they can absorb whatever punishment Israel and the USA can deliver via airstrikes while inflicting an unacceptable cost upon their adversaries, making the war so unpopular that the mechanisms of democracy kick in and force a settlement that lasts because it is founded on hard lessons and respect. A lot of people will die to gain that outcome.

Iran's government has learned a lot since its inception and the Iran-Iraq War of the 1980s. They're built to withstand this war. Trump's TACO tendencies will kick in long before the Iranian government feels more heat than it can stand. If they stick it out, there's even a chance Bibi will be forced to eat shit.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 2 March 2026 20:10 (two months ago)

I would also heavy recommend the American Prestige podcast co-hosted by Derek Davison who does the Foreign Exchanges newsletter:

https://americanprestige.supportingcast.fm/listen

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 2 March 2026 20:18 (two months ago)

I think it's likely the regime survives and also institutes even harsher rule, because that's what regimes under threat do. e.g. any leftist leaders the Israelis don't take out, they will. But maybe it does collapse and there's chaos and some kind of civil war. The one thing it's hard seeing in any dimension is any good outcome. Even the White House isn't pretending there's a good outcome, they're not even offering some kind of bullshit rosy picture. They're literally shrugging about what's going to happen.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 20:35 (two months ago)

yeah kegsbreath is already backing away from regime change chatter

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 March 2026 20:39 (two months ago)

Trump has at least managed to avoid saying "oil" so far, but obviously that's part of the actual goal.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 20:39 (two months ago)

I can't believe the Iranian government could be worried about the survival of their regime as a consequence of this war. The only threat from either the USA or Israel that could accomplish this would be nuclear annihilation.

...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 March 2026 20:45 (two months ago)

"Can you nuke the country but leave the oil?" has I'm sure been part of the president's musings.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 21:03 (two months ago)

isn't that what neutron bombs are for?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 21:04 (two months ago)

Trump = Neutron Dense

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 21:32 (two months ago)

Rubio has said that there was an imminent threat to US forces in the region that required action - because the US was notified that Israel was going to bomb Iran and this would cause Iran to retaliate against Americans.

ShariVari, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:07 (two months ago)

"And so we said, 'Bomb Iran? Not without us, you crazy bastards!'"

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:09 (two months ago)

I guess the rationale is that Israel can’t get much less popular or more in breach of international law, at this point, so you might as well say it was them that started it.

ShariVari, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:09 (two months ago)

Truly a dirty little war.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:15 (two months ago)

“We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action,” Rubio said after a briefing with congressional leaders.

“We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces, and we knew that if we didn’t pre-emptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer higher casualties.”

(Al Jazeera)

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:20 (two months ago)

yeah but they've been sending aircraft carriers there for weeks

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:25 (two months ago)

exactly, more lies from the lying liars

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:37 (two months ago)

"We knew our buddy was gonna hit you, and then you'd probably hit us, because that's our buddy, so we had to hit you first. No choice, you see."

This may be the stupidest war rationale ever, and there have been a lot of stupid ones.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:51 (two months ago)

yikes

Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari‬
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AMERICANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST: DEPART NOW

Follow all @StateDept instructions immediately.

https://bsky.app/profile/repyassansari.bsky.social/post/3mg4dm5jrfc2c

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:53 (two months ago)

Oh, man

peace, man, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:12 (two months ago)

Americans depart now from those 14 countries, everyone else you're on your own

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:13 (two months ago)

im sure its fine

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:34 (two months ago)

CNN reporting US embassy in Riyadh has been hit by 2 drones.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:36 (two months ago)

and is on fire

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:36 (two months ago)

Also someone is Havana Syndroming them

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:49 (two months ago)

cant believe the scorpion would do this

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:oiswqcg2r6magrkdb5xxyczu/bafkreibswjgnhykghykpaawlxeaf5dbohc2v3atajg2oxzb33s24p5wjwm@jpeg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:01 (two months ago)

Saudi Arabian officials are also now denying the Washington Post story that Saudi Arabia encouraged Trump to attack Iran.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:05 (two months ago)

https://popular.info/p/the-money-behind-the-new-iran-war

More on Saudi Arabia and their earlier payments to their pal Jared Kushner and other financial ties to Trump and Kushner

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:17 (two months ago)

why would Iran trust negotiations from fucking Jared, jesus h. christ

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:44 (two months ago)

Saudi has royals. They think in terms of the government belonging to a family.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:58 (two months ago)

i love my normal country

A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

https://jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-were-told-iran-war-is-for

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 03:11 (two months ago)

Taking Revelations literally is insane behavior

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 03:18 (two months ago)

transforming Trump into a chosen holy instrument of Jesus Christ is insane multiplied by insane

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 03:54 (two months ago)

Taking Revelations literally is insane behavior

not just revelations. revelations heavily references Daniel, Ezekiel, Isaiah, others.

it’s an uncomfortable fact, but in the united states, there are tens of millions of people who are white evangelicals and take this very seriously and very much want the apocalypse to happen, because they think they’re going to heaven and that this is what it’s all been leading up to etc

z_tbd, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 04:05 (two months ago)

(sorry carne asada, wasn’t trying to suggest you were limiting it to revelations either! just noting that these end-time references are strewn throughout the bible)

z_tbd, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 04:06 (two months ago)

combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war

I was told in previous threads that the military was our bulwark against evangelical fascism.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 05:53 (two months ago)

The Islamic Resistance in Iraq has fired a barrage of drones at a hotel in Erbil where they claim US soldiers were staying.

Iran & allies have hit hotels around the region with this as the speculated reason but this is the first time to my knowledge this reasoning is confirmed. pic.twitter.com/9BnflneoRZ

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) March 3, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 07:18 (two months ago)

well those soldiers were clearly using civilian hotel guests as human shields

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 09:25 (two months ago)

Sorry, are the US State Department advising people that it's now unsafe to stay in Gaza?

Francis Fuck Coprolalia (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 09:33 (two months ago)

But sir, isn't that where we're building the Trump Peace Resort?

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 10:30 (two months ago)

it’s an uncomfortable fact, but in the united states, there are tens of millions of people who are white evangelicals and take this very seriously and very much want the apocalypse to happen, because they think they’re going to heaven and that this is what it’s all been leading up to etc

― z_tbd, Monday, March 2, 2026 11:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

its so wild that this has been going on since literally the time of jesus, the human mind is full of wonders

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:01 (two months ago)

Lady on my FB feed who almost got elected as our property assessor the other year just posted that “we are in the final minutes of the final days” — which made me wonder how you’d factor the apocalypse into property assessment. Lots of vacancies after the Rapture, seems like that would flood the market and drive prices down. Guess it’s good she doesn’t have to figure it out.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:11 (two months ago)

honestly we could use a lil rapture right about now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:13 (two months ago)

genuinely surprised that the State Department didn’t call the west bank “Judea and Samaria” as the Zionists do

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:39 (two months ago)

Give them time.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:49 (two months ago)

Sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

Russia did Epstein, prove me wrong (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:00 (two months ago)

I'm perpetually mindblown by the magnitude of the error required to read the gospel narrative and come away with a message of "Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the Skull Throne!" Lord, help these poor sinners.

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:10 (two months ago)

Posted today from the US Embassy in Jerusalem twitter feed:

The U.S. Embassy is not in a position at this time to evacuate or directly assist Americans in departing Israel.

brownie, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:22 (two months ago)

doing it all in service of a peodphile rapist who's never willingly set foot in a church and can't name a single Bible verse is not just insane it's genuinely pathetic

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:29 (two months ago)

WTF does that mean? The embassy is closed?

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:29 (two months ago)

the evacuation order/recommendation explicitly says to fly commercial

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:30 (two months ago)

which I imagine is pretty hard!

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:30 (two months ago)

warning: twitter link

The U.S. Embassy is not in a position at this time to evacuate or directly assist Americans in departing Israel.

The following is provided for your information as you make your own security plans.

The Israeli Ministry of Tourism has begun operating shuttles to the Taba… pic.twitter.com/E6a5z0mE58

— U.S. Embassy Jerusalem (@usembassyjlm) March 3, 2026

brownie, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:31 (two months ago)

I have a friend in the U.S. whose Israeli father is dying. He made it over to see his dad last month, and his wife was planning a separate trip over a week ago, but given the headlines they decided to wait. Good call. Although it most likely means she won't get to see her father-in-law before he dies (they're very close). Far far down the list of collateral damage from this war, but given all the ties between U.S. and Israeli families I'm sure there are thousands of similar stories.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:31 (two months ago)

Yeah, I know someone with a 90+ year old grandma there, and she's spent the last several months/years being shuttled back and forth from bomb shelters.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:34 (two months ago)

my Iranian friend had to repeatedly cancel trips to visit home over the past two years. I haven't seen her in a while, but I assume she's basically given up...unless Canada won't let her stay

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:36 (two months ago)

it sucks that in rejecting hippie-ology we/neoliberalism retained the most individualistic, selfish, and stupid aspects of it (MAHA), while jettisoning the actually good pacifist and universalist stuff

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:41 (two months ago)

come on man

The Israeli Ministry of Tourism has begun operating shuttles to the Taba Border Crossing as of March 2. To be added to the passenger list for a shuttle, you must register via the Ministry’s evacuation form . The U.S. Embassy cannot make any recommendation (for or against) the Ministry of Tourism’s shuttle. If you choose to avail yourself of this option to depart, the U.S. government cannot guarantee your safety. The information is provided as a courtesy to those wishing to leave Israel.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:52 (two months ago)

Passive aggressive evacuation

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:55 (two months ago)

Official US policy is that only a heathen would leave the Holy Land during the Rapture.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:57 (two months ago)

You can go your own way

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 15:01 (two months ago)

house of zealous grifters

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 15:39 (two months ago)

Stranding government employees in a war zone is probably a leftover DOGE force reduction idea.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 15:45 (two months ago)

The dispute has become more urgent as energy prices soared after US and Israeli military action against Iran disrupted global oil and gas supplies. And it has intensified as Kyiv continues to refuse access to European inspectors.

https://archive.ph/TOsYe

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 16:32 (two months ago)

About 700 dead in Iran and 400 in Lebanon..

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 16:37 (two months ago)

Israel is invading and occupying Lebanon, or if you're the NYT it is "claiming more areas in southern Lebanon"

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 16:38 (two months ago)

actual Reuters headline: "Bombardment unleashes terror in Tehran with no sign of protests"

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:09 (two months ago)

Ima go protest today let me bring my bomb umbrella

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:30 (two months ago)

Are they supposed to be protesting for or against the bombings?

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:33 (two months ago)

Reads to me like "incredible! Iranian citizens haven't risen up to take over their government"

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:35 (two months ago)

not to be that guy but the article is in fact highlighting the silliness of us admin hoping iranian citizens would do that

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:37 (two months ago)

I'm out of free Reuters reads so I couldn't open it

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:38 (two months ago)

Ima go protest today let me bring my bomb umbrella

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:30 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i...i have a cold

imago, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:44 (two months ago)

that's weird, when i watched the movie of the dystopian drone wars, there was footage of the liberated masses sprinting toward the palace while freedom lasers eliminated all their enemies and cleared a path for them

z_tbd, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:46 (two months ago)

ftr i interpreted that as an umbrella with a bomb in it, oops lol

imago, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:47 (two months ago)

Watching too many Bond films

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:48 (two months ago)

after all the flack they gave Hillary for Benghazi surely they're not just gonna leave these folks to die

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:05 (two months ago)

I'm pretty sure that would still be Hillary's fault.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:07 (two months ago)

otm, impeach Hillary

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:12 (two months ago)

It was the Biden/Harris open border policy that allowed these people to leave.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:12 (two months ago)

hunter biden's crime spree has finally gone too far

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:15 (two months ago)

some interesting photos of pre-revolutionary Iran, the Shah and his wife (who kinda resembles a persian Ingrid Bergman)

https://www.businessinsider.com/iran-before-the-revolution-in-photos-2015-4

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:51 (two months ago)

Ah yes the good old days of CIA backed autocracy when the SAVAK could disappear you off the street at whim, at least the old murdering bastard had a pretty wife.

Ed, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 19:04 (two months ago)

not to be that guy but the article is in fact highlighting the silliness of us admin hoping iranian citizens would do that

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, March 3, 2026 12:37 PM (one hour ago)

lol yeah I didn't meant my post as a diss on Reuters, more that we live under an unprecedentedly dumb ruling class

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 19:10 (two months ago)

How about some photos of Iran in the 50's when it was a secular democracy before the CIA reinstalled the Shah?

Those are wild and depressing to reflect on what could have been

octobeard, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 19:22 (two months ago)

Middle Eastern leaders always have good looking wives.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 19:26 (two months ago)

More horrifying news out of Tehran, as US/Israeli strikes massacre 20 people at a cafe in Niloofar Square.

Says an eyewitness: “One of my friends...was severed in half...I put him back together & placed him where he was. A piece of his brain was thrown here on the floor.”

— Josh Ruebner (@joshruebner) March 3, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:04 (two months ago)

A few hospitals also attacked...

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:05 (two months ago)

"This evening in Tel Aviv: police attack a small vigil against the war, arresting one activist"

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:06 (two months ago)

cnn: Breaking - US consulate in Dubai has been hit and is on fire

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:40 (two months ago)

‪lauren‬
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(EVIL CITY GROUPCHAT)

WASHINGTON DC: lol bro youre burning down my embassy now

DUBAI: ITS NOT FUNNY PLS HELP

LONDON: we're not taking our influencers back

MIAMI: we'll take the hot ones

SAN SALVADOR: this is going to hurt crypto

CINCINNATI: why is no one picking up at the burj khalifa skyline

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:42 (two months ago)

poor dubai they put so much effort into making their slave state welcoming

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:45 (two months ago)

(me, having learned the difference just five minutes ago) so sad to see people mixing up a consulate with an embassy

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:01 (two months ago)

hit 'em where it hurts

LONDON (AP) — Damage to three Amazon Web Services facilities in the Middle East from Iranian drone strikes highlights the rapid growth of data centers in the region, as well as the industry’s vulnerability to conflict.

The company’s cloud computing division, Amazon Web Services, said late Monday that two data centers in the United Arab Emirates were “directly struck” and another facility in Bahrain was also damaged after a drone landed nearby.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:04 (two months ago)

after a drone landed nearby?

visiting, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:10 (two months ago)

data centers are very delicate things

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:12 (two months ago)

plus the drone was full of C4 (I don't actually know)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:12 (two months ago)

where do we get these data center destroying drones

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:23 (two months ago)

amazon actually makes those

z_tbd, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:25 (two months ago)

Amazon has declared war on Iran, has directed AI to come up with and execute a war plan by 9 pm

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:26 (two months ago)

I love how all these assholes are claiming it was their idea to launch attacks

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:28 (two months ago)

hit 'em where it hurts

LONDON (AP) — Damage to three Amazon Web Services facilities in the Middle East from Iranian drone strikes highlights the rapid growth of data centers in the region, as well as the industry’s vulnerability to conflict.

The company’s cloud computing division, Amazon Web Services, said late Monday that two data centers in the United Arab Emirates were “directly struck” and another facility in Bahrain was also damaged after a drone landed nearby.

Ernest Hemingway, when asked to come up with the happiest possible 6-word story: https://t.co/0jUdsx2gn2

— Skoom🔻☭ (@SkoomaBoofer) March 2, 2026

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:31 (two months ago)

it's so fucking stupid that we have giant data centers all over the globe

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:38 (two months ago)

'WE'?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:41 (two months ago)

‪Emily Gorcenski‬
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Per
, this Planet image shows damage to a $1B+ missile defense radar system in Qatar. This is the first real evidence I’ve seen of a truly substantive Iranian strategic win so far.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 00:13 (two months ago)

from same poster:

Images of drones hitting embassy complexes are dramatic and symbolic but ultimately have very little strategic impact on the war effort outside the propaganda and moral boost arising from that symbolism.

This on the other hand almost certainly represents a degraded capability that will take weeks or months to restore.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 00:14 (two months ago)

Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول‬
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BREAKING: US military says it has struck around 2,000 targets in Iran

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 01:02 (two months ago)

that photo NYT published of what looks like tens of thousands of Iranians gathered for the burial of those kids really hit me, just needlessly traumatizing an entire generation and causing massive untold suffering for basically no reason at all. or even worse doing it for the sake of stopping everyone from talking about how the President is a giant pedophile. this is serious fucking shit and I think may be the one hornet's nest that actually will sting him in a meaningful way

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 04:15 (two months ago)

I just want him to stop killing people

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 04:54 (two months ago)

I really think it was those fucking boat strikes, Trump must've been told they were possibly just killing fishermen and I think he expected some blowback for that and when there was none he developed a taste for blood

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 04:59 (two months ago)

Despite presenting himself as an anti-war President in both campaigns, he's always been obsessed with America's military might, and he has a Call of Duty level of comprehension of how it actually works.

He probably actually believes this will be over when he wants it to be because his only calculus is "we have bigger and better weapons and Israel, ergo we win", and nobody is telling him the actual logistical battle he's losing because he doesn't want to hear it or they too are delusional.

I feel that a lot more military lives will be lost than he expects and that is going to rock people who are nominally on his side.

Hope he gets fuckin MRSA

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 05:13 (two months ago)

support for the war is at only 22% right now. never in history has support for a war ever gone up over time. this one in particular is going to be a disaster, in fact it's guaranteed to be given that a bunch of fucking idiots just decided to do this on a whim with no fucking plan whatsoever and no rationale besides "I had a gut feeling they were gonna attack us". they're even trying the "they're 2 weeks away from building a nuclear bomb" line for the 37th time. I think this is the one thing he is not gonna win over the MAGA base on. I think its even more of a dealbreaker than getting exposed as one of the biggest pedophiles in American history

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 05:21 (two months ago)

fucking Marjorie Taylor Greene figured out the line that every Dem needs to be using. he very explicitly ran on not doing this, and now he's doing it for no reason at all and bypassing Congress completely, fuck all the War Powers shit he needs to be removed immediately

https://bsky.app/profile/nashishereforit.bsky.social/post/3mg7ckyxmrs22

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 05:31 (two months ago)

https://www.iz0kba.it/en/iranian-number-station/

is Iran sending activation messages to terror cells around the world?

StanM, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 06:30 (two months ago)

The latest @NewLeftReview has an excellent, informative interview with Iranian historian Ervand Abrahamian, alas behind a paywall. This section on The Kurds gives good context. https://t.co/FkURvx82Tm pic.twitter.com/E5IoC1PZlb

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) March 4, 2026

On the possibility of Iranian civil war.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 07:32 (two months ago)

Asked about a worst-case scenario in Iran, he said: “I guess the worst case would be we do this and somebody takes over who’s as bad as the previous person. Right, that could happen. We don’t want that to happen.”

That Trump quote from yesterday. Grrrr

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 14:28 (two months ago)

he doesnt care too much

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 14:45 (two months ago)

These briefings are either "Iran will be dust in a week" or "we could go on for ever and ever".

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:02 (two months ago)

number of clips of admin people flailing so hard contradicting themselves sentence to sentence

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:11 (two months ago)

also “here’s the latest about my ballroom”

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:13 (two months ago)

If Iran hits that ballroom the war is over

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:20 (two months ago)

the ballroom was already a smoking crater well before this war started

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:22 (two months ago)

gross

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:24 (two months ago)

This morning's headline was that Israel vows to kill the next Iranian leader (whoever it is).

Which I'm sure will inspire totally normal, very hinged people to seek to lead the beleaguered Iranian people toward freedom and modernity.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:29 (two months ago)

being reported that khameneis son is the leading candidate, apologies to everyone already confused about the difference between the supreme leaders

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:34 (two months ago)

Lil khamenei

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:43 (two months ago)

Hezbollah has been battered and isolated, their leaders killed over a year ago and yet they are still dragging Israel to war?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gq3ykg7pvo

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:44 (two months ago)

Isreal just wildin out anywhere they can

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:45 (two months ago)

Israel too

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:46 (two months ago)

wtf

‪OrangePlus‬
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· 1h
US Submarine torpedoes IRIS Dena warship near Sri Lanka

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:48 (two months ago)

xp ludicrous headline when even the article admits that "For months, Israeli officials had signalled an escalation of their campaign against Hezbollah. Despite a ceasefire that ended a devastating 13-month war in 2024, Israel had continued with its bombing of Lebanon almost every day, saying the group was trying to rebuild its capabilities. Hezbollah, however, had remained quiet, aware that any move would inevitably be met with a powerful retaliation."

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:50 (two months ago)

Lil khamenei

Pretty sure this was a Capone'n'Norega weedholder

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 16:13 (two months ago)

Temu Khamenei vs. Temple Pahlavi fite

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 16:40 (two months ago)

*Temu Pahlavi

This will be great fodder for the future Chelsea Clinton / Barron Trump election, with bonus Jeb.

Go green, conserve our stockpiles of last names

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 16:42 (two months ago)

Asked about a worst-case scenario in Iran, he said: “I guess the worst case would be we do this and somebody takes over who’s as bad as the previous person. Right, that could happen. We don’t want that to happen.”

i can think of worse worst cases, but i also tried to think about it for more than 3 seconds (spent about 5 seconds total)

z_tbd, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 16:53 (two months ago)

House Speaker Mike Johnson told Raju, “I think it’s an operation,” while Sen. Tommy Tuberville said “I wouldn’t call this a war as much as I’d call it a conflict.”

God why do they even bother, even if they said war would these clowns not bother to rubber stamp it anyway?

Hell, some Dems will too

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 18:00 (two months ago)

House Speaker Mike Johnson told Raju, “I think it’s an operation,”

mike would you call it, i don't know, a 'special military operation'?

z_tbd, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 18:03 (two months ago)

otm

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 18:03 (two months ago)

the prisoners in the notorious Evin complex are without food & the guards have fled, a Swedish-Belgian university professor who has been in there for 10 years ("spying for Israel" said Iran, but nobody believes that) told his wife on the phone.

https://www-vrt-be.translate.goog/vrtnws/nl/2026/03/04/djalali-inval-iran/?_x_tr_sl=nl&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=nl

StanM, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 19:34 (two months ago)

Liberal veteran as a guest, still provides some info https://goodbye.substack.com/p/trumps-nihilist-war-in-iran

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 19:39 (two months ago)

lol another politician in the Chotiner meat grinder

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-a-democratic-congressman-is-supporting-trumps-war-with-iran

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:03 (two months ago)

apparently the CIA is training some Kurds to initiate a nationwide uprising

Maybe should have started that program a couple years ago, or decades

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:04 (two months ago)

Oh great, the CIA is on the case

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:05 (two months ago)

tbf the kurds are prob ready to hit the ground running

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:07 (two months ago)

hmm something about this plan sounds kinda familiar

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:07 (two months ago)

its so funny how chotiner is a folk hero to a certain type of person and to everyone else hes just oh someone is calling me from the new yorker ok

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:07 (two months ago)

lol, yeah, h/t Ned here:

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Isaac Chotiner absolutely can simply walk into Mordor, sit down and interview Sauron, and then a few hours later after he’s gone Sauron looks and goes “Well when you say it like that it looks bad.”

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:23 (two months ago)

lol

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:26 (two months ago)

yeah I don't know how much training the kurds need, although it depends on which kurdish group. the ypg is probably twitchy right now trying to decide how the new deal in syria is going

mh, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:28 (two months ago)

lol another politician in the Chotiner meat grinder

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-a-democratic-congressman-is-supporting-trumps-war-with-iran

― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Really shows that Trump is just one butcher among many. That's all that comes out from the US.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:33 (two months ago)

re: the Kurds - yeah I think it's more arming than training, they've been fighting for decades

But the Shah's son doesn't wanna deal with them, he thinks they're insurrectionists

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:35 (two months ago)

As Foreign Exchanges say:

https://www.foreignexchanges.news/p/world-roundup-march-3-2026

From my perspective anybody looking to blame just Israel or just the US for taking this course of action is oversimplifying. The Israelis may have dictated when the war started and Netanyahu certainly seems to have put a lot of effort into bringing Trump along to this point, but Trump and his people also wanted this and they’d been planning it for weeks or months prior. It was a joint effort.

War with Iran was always on the cards, sooner or later

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:38 (two months ago)

Too bad this guy didn't live to see it

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/gettyimages-1786612362-20240327215037275.jpg

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:40 (two months ago)

lol plz allow another Ned h/t

oriana schwindt‬
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Chotiner: And when you engraved "One Ring to rule them all" on the—
Sauron: I don't understand why everyone keeps taking that out of context.
Chotiner: Well, do you mean to rule us all?
Sauron: I'm here to talk about Gondor's illegal encroachment in Ithilien, Isaac.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:40 (two months ago)

Trump sits down and immediately describes his strikes on Iran as "war"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgb4mnzy7j2y

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:40 (two months ago)

'somebody said where would you put it on a scale of 1 to 10'

No... nobody said that

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:52 (two months ago)

The only reason not to say "war" is the constitution, and he dgif about that.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:53 (two months ago)

might have more missiles if you stopped firing them at paintings https://bsky.app/profile/fullslack.bsky.social/post/3mgb5jdklpc25

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:55 (two months ago)

From the daily beast

"A single allied pilot flying an American-made fighter jet was responsible for downing three U.S. jets worth a combined $100 million."

"Originally it was believed that surface-to-air missiles were responsible for Sunday’s friendly fire incident in Kuwait, where Iran launched retaliatory strikes against U.S. allies after President Donald Trump launched his military campaign."

"Three F-15E Strike Eagles flying in support of Operation Epic Fury were “mistakenly shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses,” forcing all six crew members to eject, U.S. Central Command said in a statement."

"It turns out a Kuwaiti F/A-18 pilot launched three missiles against the U.S. aircraft, which cost $31.1 million each, sources familiar with initial incident reports told The Wall Street Journal."

"Replacing them could be even more expensive, though, as the latest generation F-15EX Eagle II costs about $90 million per aircraft, according to Barron’s."

"The incident took place soon after an Iranian drone penetrated Kuwait’s air defenses and hit a triple-wide trailer serving as a tactical-operations center at a commercial port, killing six U.S. troops, a source told the Journal."

"The Kuwaiti forces were already on edge when their radar detected the American jets flying toward them, and they fired on them, the source said."

"One of the ejected pilots was confronted by angry locals who apparently mistook him for an Iranian."

"Images of a U.S. crew member lying in the back of a car have also been shared online, though it’s not clear if the images show the same person or a different one."

"The friendly fire incident was “perplexing,” given than allied pilots are trained to follow procedures to prevent those types of potentially deadly mistakes, a former Air Force pilot told Air & Space Forces."

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:08 (two months ago)

oh well shit happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:11 (two months ago)

That's a big whoopsie

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:12 (two months ago)

whatre you gonna do some days you just run into the tom cruise of kuwait

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:28 (two months ago)

saw somewhere "that's how much money DOGE was supposed to have saved"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:33 (two months ago)

(not that that was the point, as we all know)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:33 (two months ago)

we could have had healthcare in this country

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:43 (two months ago)

(doge was supposed to save 2 trillion, then revised down to 1 trillion. "doge" later claimed to have saved 200 billion, but no one can believe those numbers for very obvious reasons)

z_tbd, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:45 (two months ago)

last I heard DOGE actually cost the federal government money due to all the contractors they had to hire to cover for the people they let go

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:47 (two months ago)

pretty sure the latest estimates have DOGE costing the US taxpayer around 135 million

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:47 (two months ago)

we could have had healthcare in this country

― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

At least you won't be bombed while asleep #crumbs

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:48 (two months ago)

not so sure of that anymore

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:58 (two months ago)

It turns out a Kuwaiti F/A-18 pilot launched three missiles against the U.S. aircraft, which cost $31.1 million each, sources familiar with initial incident reports told The Wall Street Journal."

Just two more to become an ace

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:59 (two months ago)

About that Kurdish offensive:

https://bsky.app/profile/faredalmahlool.bsky.social/post/3mgbbwqx2q22i

NEW: A source from the Iranian Kurdish group Komala denies reports that it launched a ground offensive into western Iran.

Source: https://www.rudaw.net/kurmanci/kurdistan/0403202619

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 22:07 (two months ago)

Where do you put the accent in their name?

JoeStork, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 23:17 (two months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mohzXXsc_j8

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 23:58 (two months ago)

They went after her from all angles today. She has to be aware the walls are closing in.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 23:59 (two months ago)

They went after her from all angles today

so has Corey Lewandowski from what I’ve heard

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 5 March 2026 00:05 (two months ago)

ayo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 5 March 2026 00:09 (two months ago)

It’s like Armageddon, always almost here.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2026 00:51 (two months ago)

were living in imminent times

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 00:52 (two months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/qE12P8v.gif

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 March 2026 01:08 (two months ago)

Kinda worried about what Turkey will do in light of the Kurdish offensive.

Not that I care about Erdogan, but this is one more way this thing spirals.

Isreal doesn't trust Turkey, Turkey doesn't trust the Kurds. What happens next?

fajita seas, Thursday, 5 March 2026 01:56 (two months ago)

Veteran (of for inst WaPo's now-gone Middle Eastern section) debunks claims of monarchists etc. re bombing of girls school: https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/4/nilo_tabrizy">:https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/4/nilo_tabrizy

dow, Thursday, 5 March 2026 02:21 (two months ago)

They went after her from all angles today. She has to be aware the walls are closing in.

Yeah they called her "madame secretary" and asked all kinds of mean questions, I'm sure she's shaking in her boots!!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 5 March 2026 02:44 (two months ago)

xxxpost from this distance, neither the fairly rational Iraqi or Syrian Kurds look like they'd want to get tangled up in all that---what would be their motivation to do so?

dow, Thursday, 5 March 2026 02:56 (two months ago)

Energy Secretary Chris Wright said tonight on Fox News that no ships have taken up the U.S. Navy’s offer to escort them through the Strait of Hormuz.

So weird it was such a good deal

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 March 2026 04:19 (two months ago)

Coming on the day the chair of the joint chiefs says they definitely are going to let some drones through, colour me surprised

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/04/us-interceptors-iranian-drones

I think the strategy of betting on everyone having such expensive weapons no one can afford to fire them has had its day. Has no one in the pentagon been looking at Ukraine?

Ed, Thursday, 5 March 2026 04:26 (two months ago)

_They went after her from all angles today. She has to be aware the walls are closing in._

Yeah they called her "madame secretary" and asked all kinds of mean questions, I'm sure she's shaking in her boots!!

It sure seems there job security in this Administration as opposed to Trump 1

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 5 March 2026 04:35 (two months ago)

Yes but what it's doing in a thread about Iran?

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 March 2026 07:40 (two months ago)

not so sure of that anymore

― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Minnesota is gonna be carpet bombed soon?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 March 2026 07:54 (two months ago)

Regime change vs collapse.

https://www.northsouthnotes.org/p/regime-collapse

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 March 2026 08:12 (two months ago)

usa looking at drones going insane in ukraine for five years: sure hope nothing like that catches us unawares

Trump administration officials told lawmakers during a closed-door briefing on Capitol Hill Tuesday that Iran’s Shahed attack drones represent a major challenge and US air defenses will not be able to intercept them all, according to a source in the briefing.

The drones, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine acknowledged, are posing a bigger problem than anticipated, two sources in the briefing told CNN. They are known to fly low and slow – a feature that makes them more able to evade air defenses than ballistic missiles.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/04/politics/us-air-defenses-iran-attack-drones-challenge

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 13:33 (two months ago)

Yes but what it's doing in a thread about Iran?

good point!

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 5 March 2026 13:36 (two months ago)

Depraved.

For the first time: Zionists released a forced displacement order for entire areas in Beirut’s Dahiyeh - where hundreds of thousands live. pic.twitter.com/s5vbLWimf8

— Hussein of the south (@EyesOnSouth1) March 5, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 March 2026 13:53 (two months ago)

Not their country iirc

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 March 2026 14:11 (two months ago)

hahaha

NEW: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says the United States has asked Ukraine for help intercepting Iranian-made Shahed drones, citing Ukraine’s battlefield expertise. Zelenskyy said any assistance will come only if it does not weaken Ukraine’s own defenses.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 5 March 2026 15:14 (two months ago)

Maybe if they were still the Department of Defense, they would have plan to defend against these newfangled drone things

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 5 March 2026 15:34 (two months ago)

cording to figures released by the Iranian Red Crescent, cited by the Iranian government on X.

The head of the Iranian Red Crescent reportedly said 3,643 civilian locations had been targeted so far, including 3,090 homes, 528 commercial centres, 13 medical facilities and nine Red Crescent centres.

The official said several major hospitals had been damaged, including Khatam Hospital, Gandhi Hospital and other rehabilitation and welfare centres.

Iranian authorities said some patients were injured when hospital structures collapsed during the strikes, while facilities such as Valiasr Burn Hospital had been rendered inoperable.

The Iranian Red Crescent said reports documenting the damage had been submitted to the International Committee of the Red Cross and other international bodies for potential legal action.

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 March 2026 16:05 (two months ago)

Hope this is a lesson for any country anywhere close to “Greater Israel”, Latin America, or even, like, Denmark: get a nuke. Get a goddamn nuke or one of these two psychopathic states (or both in tandem) will eventually bomb your hospitals and schoolchildren, and then have the absolute gall to stand in front of god and everyone and say “no u”

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 5 March 2026 17:29 (two months ago)

yup

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 17:32 (two months ago)

ASubstack regarding that Iranian ship that Hegseth had blown up near Sri Lanka far from a warzone

The ship was on a diplomatic mission. The US military could have captured the ship. It could have convinced the sailors to defect, pressed them for intel, or held them as leverage. Instead it killed at least 100 mostly young men. Only 32 out of 180 crew aboard have been rescued. They were fathers, brothers, sons. Some weren’t even fighters. They were musicians for the Iranian Navy band...

IRIS Dana was hundreds of miles away from the war zone. It had just attended a February 15 to 25 International Fleet Review event in India. That’s one of those ceremonies where sailors from different countries convene. They hobnob with each other and show off their patches and gear. They march in parades. Even the US had a presence at the ceremonial affair.

They were probably heading back toward home. They were in international waters, off the coast of Sri Lanka. The ship and its sailors were not poised for warfare. They may not have even been fully armed.

The strike came without warning. A US submarine launched a sneak attack, blowing the ship up. Americans killed most of the crew on board. And in a violation of the decorum of the rules of sea, left the survivors to drown.

“In the Indian Ocean—an American submarine sunk an Iranian warship that thought it was safe in international waters.,” said Secretary of Defense Peter Hegseth. “Instead, it was sunk by a torpedo—quiet death.”

https://borzou.substack.com/p/dishonorable-attack-inevitable-blowback

curmudgeon, Thursday, 5 March 2026 18:13 (two months ago)

what... the... actual fuck
he wants to bring 'harmony & peace' to Iran, who knew

Trump says he must 'be involved in' choosing Iran’s next leader

Donald Trump has said he must “be involved in the appointment” of Iran’s next leader as he was in Venezuela, and dismissed the idea of the assassinated ayatollah’s son, Mojtaba Khamenei, succeeding his father as supreme leader as “unacceptable”.

“They are wasting their time. Khamenei’s son is a lightweight. I have to be involved in the appointment, like with Delcy (Rodriguez) in Venezuela,” Trump told Axios today. You will remember that Rodriguez took over after US forces captured president Nicolás Maduro in January.

Trump added that he could not accept a new Iranian leader who would continue Khamenei’s policies.

“Khamenei’s son is unacceptable to me. We want someone that will bring harmony and peace to Iran,” he said.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 March 2026 18:19 (two months ago)

US House rejects war powers resolution and backs Trump on Iran war
The US House of Representatives has rejected an effort to stop Donald Trump’s air war on Iran and require that any hostilities against Iran to be authorized by Congress, backing the president’s military campaign on the sixth day of the expanding conflict.

The vote was 219 to 212 in the Republican-controlled House.

Pathetic.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:01 (two months ago)

yeah they are

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:04 (two months ago)

wonder how many if any GOP members voted for it and how many dems voted against.

omar little, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:05 (two months ago)

The vote was 212-219, with just two Republicans — Reps. Thomas Massie (Ky.) and Warren Davidson (Ohio) — hopping the aisle to support the resolution, while four Democrats broke with their party to oppose it: Reps. Jared Golden (Maine), Henry Cuellar (Texas), Greg Landsman (Ohio) and Juan Vargas (Calif.).

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:06 (two months ago)

Landsman, who got Chotinerized a couple days ago.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:06 (two months ago)

Those 4 Dems could have passed it 216-215. But I guess Cuellar gotta pay off that Trump pardon somehow.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:13 (two months ago)

yeah but if those dems stepped up then some others wouldve had to sit down

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:14 (two months ago)

Surely you're not suggesting collusion, heavenly days.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:15 (two months ago)

nah its just natural law of the universe or w/e

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:19 (two months ago)

Meantime, per Middle East scholar Sarah Parkinson on Bluesky:

Iraq's first lady, Shanaz Ibrahim Ahmed, a political/humanitarian figure from a prominent (& very political) Sulimaniyah-rooted Kurdish family closely tied to the PUK, coming in hot with a free history lesson for people who think Iraqi Kurds might be unquestioningly game for more US bait-and-switch.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cd7kzsqed5cucxfgfyqxhqq4/bafkreiamgt63ztritho75rvj5i4skstpudomwo2xswfiyitxzmkv4r74gu@jpeg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:26 (two months ago)

i am picturing that delivered by Shohreh Aghdashloo of The Expanse

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:30 (two months ago)

yeah hearing from people on the ground in Iran who want nothing to do with the Kurds, whom they still consider separatist terrorists... and this is not a minority. (Kurds are mostly Sunni and some are kinda marxist)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:33 (two months ago)

Kurds have been so fucked over by so many people for so long. "Leave us alone" no kidding.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2026 00:58 (two months ago)

I think the largest ethnic group without their actual homeland/nation? or they used to make that claim

though maybe Rohingya or Uyghurs might be these days

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 01:09 (two months ago)

tipsy otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 6 March 2026 01:39 (two months ago)

mostly notable in that it's Fox, which the WH actually pays attention to

A majority of American voters believe that President Trump’s relationship with Iran has made the U.S. less safe, according to a new poll.

In the Fox News poll, 51 percent of respondents said the president’s relationship with Iran has increased risk for the U.S. Twenty-nine percent in the poll said Trump’s relationship with Iran has increased security for the U.S., while 19 percent said his relationship has resulted in “no difference.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 02:27 (two months ago)

We're less safe. That's ok. And here's why

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 02:29 (two months ago)

I feel like our homeland may be insecure.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2026 02:30 (two months ago)

Iran’s Kurdish regions have a historical record of resistance to central authority that goes back to the revolution of 1979. More recently they were a major flashpoint during a large wave of domestic unrest in 2022, when nationwide protests were triggered by the death in custody of Mahsa Amini, who was Iranian-Kurdish, and again following anti-government protests that began in late December 2025 and led to thousands of people being killed in January 2026.

In Syria, efforts during the last decade’s civil strife to build an enclave there ultimately failed, despite the Kurds’ key role as ground fighters in the successful campaign waged by the US-led coalition to defeat Islamic State there and also in Iraq.

A key factor was a US decision to privilege the consolidation of a new Syrian state and relations with Ankara over Kurdish aspirations.

That effort, which cost many Kurdish lives, consolidated the reputation of the peshmerga – the name means those who seek death – as effective fighters whose knowledge of terrain, mobility and motivation compensate for their light weaponry even against tough enemies. It also built connections with US officials and military personnel, and refined tactics that could be deployed in coming weeks if, as reported, the Trump administration seeks to use fighters from Iranian-Kurdish opposition groups to undermine current rulers in Tehran.

With air support and US military advisers on the ground, the peshmerga could seize and hold territory in Kurdish-dominated areas in Iran but any suggestion they could advance much past the frontier is unrealistic, analysts say.

Instead the aim would be to force Iranian military commanders to divert precious troops and resources to marginal border battlefields while possibly inspiring other ethnic communities within Iran to launch their own campaigns – also potentially with US assistance.

But there are multiple potential pitfalls – as their leaders know well. For the moment, mainstream Iraqi-Kurdish leaders in northern Iraq are insisting they will stay neutral. This is understandable. When wars come the Kurds have often been caught in the crossfire, underlining once again their only true protectors are the peaks around them.

*

Yeah, so why should they stick their necks out again? Are things gonna get better for them if they do, or worse jf they don't? What do you think?

*from https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/05/who-are-the-kurds-and-why-does-trump-want-them-to-join-the-war-on-iran

dow, Friday, 6 March 2026 03:42 (two months ago)

Omid Djalili having a normal one.

Nothing is proved yet Zack. The fact that you are spreading misinformation is appalling for someone in your position. To date no one has been allowed to see any evidence of casualties or even the site itself.

The regime says it’s America or Israel. The Americans say they were… https://t.co/EqmN9NIsVg

— Omid Djalili (@omid9) March 5, 2026

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2026 08:50 (two months ago)

Another comedian

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 10:55 (two months ago)

How dare you spread misinformation *proceeds to spread misinformation*

nashwan, Friday, 6 March 2026 11:04 (two months ago)

Seeing things are going epic everyday and then I see things like this.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/05/us-waiver-india-russian-oil

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 11:35 (two months ago)

Russia absolutely benefits from all this right? Weapons and energy diverted from Ukraine, Iranian oil clients needing to come to them now, the US getting bogged down in another misadventure

Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:04 (two months ago)

yeah tho prob not hugely

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:05 (two months ago)

It seems like it would push Russia and China even closer together since China needs to get its oil and gas from somewhere

Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:09 (two months ago)

Would hope it limits Russia's ability to gain and use Shahed drones at least.

nashwan, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:14 (two months ago)

China have taken on renewals at a rapid pace in the last few years and I think this will intensify that.

Sane for a lot of East Asia.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:23 (two months ago)

According to reports from residents Tehran endured its hardest night yet last night. This tweet describes the city as “being like hell last night, experiencing the hardest bombardments yet, like scenes of post apocalyptic films.” https://t.co/ZQMHWN5onm

— kev joon (@never_oppressed) March 6, 2026

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:35 (two months ago)

the US getting bogged down in another misadventure

I seem to recall a story about a massive but rotting empire getting bogged down by protracted war in Asia, and having it not go so well for them

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 March 2026 12:36 (two months ago)

China have taken on renewals at a rapid pace in the last few years and I think this will intensify that.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, March 6, 2026 7:23 AM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah big part of their motivation is about not wanting to deal with the politics of foreign oil, they produce almost none of their own, they still do use a lot currently tho

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:46 (two months ago)

One upside is it may help lower resistance to renewables which is a big plank of Reform’s energy policy. Petrol going up 7p a litre overnight helps sharpen the mind too.

Dan Worsley, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:52 (two months ago)

xp I read it's 15%. So not critical...but we'll see

Critical minerals mean that if things got rough they have leverage on the US too.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:54 (two months ago)

I think Europe are far more fucked if this goes on for months.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:55 (two months ago)

Russia makes its own Shahed drones now, so unlikely to have an impact there. They do still import missiles and artillery ammunition, though, so you’d hope that slows down, at least.

ShariVari, Friday, 6 March 2026 13:03 (two months ago)

not sure what he thinks the point of publicly declaring youre doing war crimes is other than he really believes what hes saying, obvs dumber than rocks and belongs under the hauge

Hegseth: "The dumb, politically correct wars of the past were the opposite of what we're doing here. They had vague objections with restrictive, minimalist rules of engagement. No more."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgdt3r65qn2s

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 13:04 (two months ago)

Oh yeah, the objectives here are crystal clear.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 14:50 (two months ago)

everyone wants to get in on our beautiful new war

Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say

The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/03/06/russia-iran-intelligence-us-targets

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 14:52 (two months ago)

Every time I read the thread title I sing it to "Bombs Over Baghdad."

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2026 14:57 (two months ago)

i think its great were using a 20 year old momus thread for this

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 14:59 (two months ago)

HANDS OFF EYE-RAANNNN

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2026 14:59 (two months ago)

Trump now wants an unconditional surrender from a provisional government

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:04 (two months ago)

Got an email the other day from Corbyn's party titled 'Hands Off Iran'. Stop lurking Jez.

nashwan, Friday, 6 March 2026 15:05 (two months ago)

It said we were suckers

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:05 (two months ago)

Good morning!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:06 (two months ago)

oof that prompted me to read the opening few threads. I think I just aged several years :(

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:08 (two months ago)

er posts not threads

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:08 (two months ago)

I misread that as "Cornyn's party" and was thinking hmm interesting turn.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:19 (two months ago)

Well US investigators are obviously biased. We need an outside party to lead the investigation--Israel, perhaps.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:26 (two months ago)

gotta be grok

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 15:27 (two months ago)

Hegseth says US would never deliberately attack a school.

Idk you pretty much do that every day iirc

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:28 (two months ago)

might be hard for the American public to buy that after you spent a week talking about how much you love committing war crimes

frogbs, Friday, 6 March 2026 15:31 (two months ago)

It's PC to be surgical

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:32 (two months ago)

lethamaxxing but only in the good way

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:37 (two months ago)

Ulrike Franke rikefranke.bsky.social‬

This is a real video from the official White House account on a war that is currently killing people. I don’t know how the US is going to come back from this.
The post was “JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸 🔥”

https://bsky.app/profile/rikefranke.bsky.social/post/3mgev33rozk24

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 16:12 (two months ago)

god that WH video... so fucking embarrassing

The Content Administration

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 16:21 (two months ago)

ffs using Bob Odenkirk in a war propaganda clip. Dire times.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 16:28 (two months ago)

ive never been so embarrassed to be an American

frogbs, Friday, 6 March 2026 16:34 (two months ago)

AXIOS: RUBIO TOLD ARAB FOREIGN MINISTERS THAT WASHINGTON'S GOAL IS NOT REGIME CHANGE AND THAT IT WANTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO RUN THE COUNTRY

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:00 (two months ago)

jfc lol

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:02 (two months ago)

not regime change just leadership change, got it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:08 (two months ago)

What's not to understand?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:13 (two months ago)

So basically the oppressive theocracy but with like a nicer Supreme leader

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:19 (two months ago)

Iran needs to appoint Delcy Rodriguez as Ayatollah

symsymsym, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:20 (two months ago)

Spin doctors
Shucks

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:21 (two months ago)

hmmm. Two princes? There's an idea.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:23 (two months ago)

crude up 11% today, 57% ytd

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:29 (two months ago)

hmmm. Two princes? There's an idea.

― 138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes)

that's what I say now

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:34 (two months ago)

This guy is some big billionaire Gulf property developer or something like that

https://static.toiimg.com/photo/imgsize-23456,msid-129156372/khalaf-ahmad-ak-habtoors-post-on-x.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:36 (two months ago)

A: Jesus and his dad.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:37 (two months ago)

seems reasonable to ask

WmC, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:38 (two months ago)

Khalaf Ahmad Al Habtoor otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:40 (two months ago)

thank goodness we have wonderful armies to defend ourselves, buddy you actually outsourced your defense to an insane unaccountable empire led by a senile pedophile sorry you had to find out this way

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:42 (two months ago)

well these are the people funneling money to Jared and buying stupid trump meme coins and shit

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:42 (two months ago)

^^^^ hopefully that counts for something? But I have a feeling most of these Saudi/Gulf state billionaire degenerates are getting exactly what they want

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:51 (two months ago)

I don't know, I heard some UAE expat lady on the radio yesterday and she said that Iran bombing that Amazon data center has really disrupted everyone's lives.. like she couldn't access online banking or pay her phone bill

Small stuff compared to schoolgirls being bombed, but I think this is affecting a lot of people in unexpected ways

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:56 (two months ago)

(also this means that destroying data centers might be the new 'hijacking a plane to cuba')

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:57 (two months ago)

One aspect of this war not discussed at length here is how the disruption of one China's biggest sources of oil and an increase in the price of oil overall benefits Russia. Perhaps simply engaging indefinitely is part of the plan

octobeard, Friday, 6 March 2026 18:00 (two months ago)

(also this means that destroying data centers might be the new 'hijacking a plane to cuba')

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, March 6, 2026 12:57 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

hmm pretty interesting

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 18:15 (two months ago)

lmao come on

Leavitt: "When he as commander in chief determines that Iran no longer poses a threat to the US and the goals of Operation Epic Fury have been fully realized, then Iran will essentially be in a place of unconditional surrender whether they say it themselves or not"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgfx6ep5ic2f

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 18:52 (two months ago)

Regime change without 'boots on the ground'... has that ever happened before?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 19:38 (two months ago)

They're just gonna drop flyers

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:51 (two months ago)

every time I see this thread title I sing it to the tune of the Beat's "Hands Off She's Mine"

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:51 (two months ago)

Are we still "running" Venezuela? Haven't heard much about that lately.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:53 (two months ago)

So basically the US will go into full retreat and then say Iran unconditionally surrendered.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:54 (two months ago)

I feel like I’m catching the prez’s dementia

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:55 (two months ago)

his thing about wanting to choose the next Supreme Leader is beyond delusional... that's like insisting on choosing the new pope. That position has more to do with Shia doctrine and interpreting Islamic law than running the country (which has an elected president). Also he's a leader to Shia all over the place, well beyond Iran's borders

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 20:05 (two months ago)

Ghislaine Maxwell would make an excellent Supreme Leader

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 6 March 2026 20:14 (two months ago)

Just release the nanobots. They'll do the job quick.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 20:35 (two months ago)

looks like a job for the Boring Company

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 6 March 2026 20:39 (two months ago)

The nanobots will just argue with you about which way is up.

Ed, Friday, 6 March 2026 20:39 (two months ago)

The nanobots will just call you a pedo, suggest a wildly worse and more impractical solution before flitting away on ketamine.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 March 2026 21:06 (two months ago)

Analysis suggests US was responsible for deadly strike on Iranian elementary school

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/middleeast/iran-minab-elementary-school-investigation-us-strike-intl

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 March 2026 21:31 (two months ago)

his thing about wanting to choose the next Supreme Leader is beyond delusional... that's like insisting on choosing the new pope. That position has more to do with Shia doctrine and interpreting Islamic law than running the country (which has an elected president). Also he's a leader to Shia all over the place, well beyond Iran's borders

Everything about this “war” is ridiculous. I assume they want Iran to become unstable and maybe even break apart because that would make it hard for them to project power in the region. That is the goal. But it can’t be said because 1.) they haven’t thought through the probable consequences of such an outcome and 2.) deliberately creating this much human misery with no plausible good outcome is just obviously unconscionable so it’s not even sayable.

treeship., Friday, 6 March 2026 22:08 (two months ago)

Making any assumptions about what they want in Iran is pointless because they also didn't think that through at all. Realistically, all they really want is a big story to occupy the headlines and take focus away from Epstein and the administration's myriad other failures, but of course, this is just going to be one more failure to add to the list and compound all the other failures as well.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 6 March 2026 22:19 (two months ago)

israel wants something and its for iran to turn into a failed state

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 22:20 (two months ago)

What Israel wants is all that matters.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2026 22:30 (two months ago)

This strikes me as a bad idea!

There's skin in the game and then there's directly hooking the US treasury up to Iranian attacks on shipping in the Strait of Hormuz.

https://www.dfc.gov/media/press-releases/dfc-announces-20b-plan-maritime-reinsurance-gulf

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 March 2026 22:33 (two months ago)

Prices at the pump are a hell of a motivator to keep the oil flowing.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2026 22:38 (two months ago)

If the US decides to put 'boots on the ground' in Iran might I suggest that we could make excellent use of our new, well-trained, highly motivated, freshly minted army of warriors in ICE just salivating at the idea of saving the Homeland. Just put all of them on one or two big ships and send them over to deliver Justice the American Way, as seen on The WH Gorilla Channel.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 7 March 2026 00:39 (two months ago)

The US is supposedly lifting the ban on purchasing oil from Russia, which is odd since Russia has apparently been feeding military intelligence to Iran.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 7 March 2026 01:08 (two months ago)

*supposedly considering lifting the ban

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 7 March 2026 01:15 (two months ago)

Iranian president says unconditional surrender a 'dream'
Iran’s president has said a demand by the US for an unconditional surrender is a “dream that they should to take to their grave”.

Masoud Pezeshkian made the statement in a prerecorded address aired by state television on Saturday.

He also apologised for Iran’s attacks on regional countries – as just reported – insisting that Tehran would halt them and suggesting they were caused by miscommunication in the ranks.

The comments, cited by the Associated Press, came as intense Iranian fire targeted the Gulf Arab states early on Saturday while Israel and the US kept up their airstrikes targeting Iran.

There were repeated attacks on Saturday morning on Bahrain, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 07:43 (two months ago)

The US is supposedly lifting the ban on purchasing oil from Russia, which is odd since Russia has apparently been feeding military intelligence to Iran.

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 7 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

*supposedly considering lifting the ban

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 7 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

They have already in regards to India.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 07:44 (two months ago)

If the US decides to put 'boots on the ground' in Iran might I suggest that we could make excellent use of our new, well-trained, highly motivated, freshly minted army of warriors in ICE just salivating at the idea of saving the Homeland. Just put all of them on one or two big ships and send them over to deliver Justice the American Way, as seen on The WH Gorilla Channel.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 7 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Don't think you guys will get off that easy. Sorry, three years (maybe more) of dealing with your own paramilitaries.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 07:50 (two months ago)

From Drop site:

🚨 BREAKING: U.S.–Israeli missiles have hit an elementary school in Tehran — the fourth school in 6 days

➤ Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei shared video that shows Shahid Hamedani Elementary School before and after the strike. A casualty toll was not immediately available.

➤ It is the fourth school hit in Iran since the war began:
1. Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ school – Minab (Feb 28 strike). 180 killed.
2. Two schools in Parand, southwest of Tehran, hit by missiles Thursday according to Iranian media. Photos confirm damage.
3. Shahid Hamedani School – Tehran (Niloufar Square), the new strike reported Friday. 👇

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 08:01 (two months ago)

Everything about this “war” is ridiculous. I assume they want Iran to become unstable and maybe even break apart because that would make it hard for them to project power in the region. That is the goal. But it can’t be said because 1.) they haven’t thought through the probable consequences of such an outcome and 2.) deliberately creating this much human misery with no plausible good outcome is just obviously unconscionable so it’s not even sayable.

― treeship., Friday, 6 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

They haven't cared to say or justify much as there is no pressure from Democrats and no protests from the morally weak American public.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 08:18 (two months ago)

Hezbollah just confirmed that the 4 Israeli helicopters that entered east Lebanon for a ground operation came from Syria. They were ambushed by Hezbollah and forced to retreat covered with more than 40 Israeli airstrikes. This is why they wanted a demilitarized subjugated Syria

— Hadi (@HadiNasrallah) March 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 10:45 (two months ago)

NY Times is seemingly only highlighting the school attack (& maybe the sub attack on unarmed boat) as the only instances of uh what they consider bad stuff .

Dropsite News though says-

As the war nears a week, the U.S. and Israel continue to rain missiles and bombs on cities and villages across Iran, inflicting massive destruction not only to government buildings, military infrastructure, air defense capacity and missile systems, but also directly striking civilian buildings, including schools, hospitals and parks.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 March 2026 15:31 (two months ago)

Honestly I believe more and more that what Israel and the US want is for everywhere to become Gaza— they want to demolish a world to make way for a colonialist redevelopment of ruins without being bothered by pesky things like human dignity. Fuck both countries entirely, and fuck anyone who supports this shit.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 March 2026 15:58 (two months ago)

Yeah I've had that thought re Gaza too — both literally and metaphorically, wiping out the structures of the post-WWII international order (very much including concern for "human rights," which of course has always been more rhetoric than real, but is at least an important idea). The other literal/metaphorical goal that strikes me is the mass imposition of what a geographer friend of mine calls the "geography of poverty" — visible in the commercial corridor adjacent to my neighborhood, which is dominated by pawn shops, check advance outlets (one open 24 hours a day), and "rent-to-own" stores. Poor people in America already inhabit a world where everything is incredibly expensive (not just relative to their resources, but in absolute terms relative to what more affluent people pay for the same things) and they have little opportunity to ever "own" anything, everything is available only via various forms of rent. So yeah, a global colonial order governed by a permanent, free-floating rentier class — who would probably not really be "citizens" of anywhere in particular, but would have legal domiciles wherever the taxes were lowest/nonexistent.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 7 March 2026 16:09 (two months ago)

I mean they are openly fantasizing about developing Gaza as a resort—genocide as urban renewal.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 March 2026 16:32 (two months ago)

Look at my democrats dawg. We’re going to have Gazas everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ793gSIkuw

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Saturday, 7 March 2026 17:00 (two months ago)

Chuck Schumer otm re nuclear Israel

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 March 2026 17:45 (two months ago)

genuine freudian slip

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 March 2026 20:19 (two months ago)

Hey well the good news is the Dow Jones U.S. Aerospace & Defense Index is up 62% since March 2025, outpacing the market 5X, and Congress will just keep pumping $100s of billions into the death industry forever so at least a few dozen people are getting extremely rich

Adam Johnson being sarcastic on x after reading someone on x summarizing paywalled Bloomsberg article "Iran Hits Key US Radar, Deepening Gulf Missile Defense Woes" by noting $20-50,000 to blow up $300 million

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 March 2026 20:51 (two months ago)

On Friday top defense contractors including Lockheed Martin Corp. and RTX Corp. met at the White House "as the Pentagon pushes to speed weapons production for an escalating war on Iran." says Bloomberg article

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 March 2026 20:59 (two months ago)

gotta say I'm not a fan of how every Democrat in Congress is posting a bunch about gas prices right now. you don't really need to remind people that gas prices spiked, voters are very very aware of what the gas prices are, and to focus so much on "Trump's war is hurting you at the pump!" ignores the hundreds of better reasons why this is terrible (for instance the fact that we're blowing up schools and hospitals with kids in them) and creates the impression that Dems would be fine with this if it didn't hurt us economically. and yes I know they probably mostly *are* fine with this but their voters sure aren't.

frogbs, Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:00 (two months ago)

Most voters, Dems and GOP, care about gas prices more than blowing up schools, sorry to say.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:11 (two months ago)

Also, Dems are afraid to condemn "the troops"/military /pentagon for attacks hitting hospitals, and the corporate US media waits a week or more to confirm with multiple sources that such attacks have even happened. The corp Dem polling folks have convinced them that only mentioning prices works to win over the masses. Fox and right wing world are simply told that the attacks are precise and targeted and only evil people are hit, and they think that bystanders deserve to get hit because the Ayatollah in 1979 held Americans hostage and people screamed death to the USA.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:15 (two months ago)

Not directed at anyone here but I still hate the phrase “…at the pump,” even though it invokes piggies at the trough, which is apt at all times.

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:17 (two months ago)

lol Marco Rubio is a shit stain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVwxmkS7oh0

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:19 (two months ago)

The U.S. committed a blatant and desperate crime by attacking a freshwater desalination plant on Qeshm Island. Water supply in 30 villages has been impacted.

Attacking Iran's infrastructure is a dangerous move with grave consequences. The U.S. set this precedent, not Iran.

— Seyed Abbas Araghchi (@araghchi) March 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:29 (two months ago)

Pedo president says it was Iran that precision bombed thier own elementary school and offers zero proof

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 7 March 2026 23:16 (two months ago)

Some pretty horrific apocalyptic bombing footage in Iran appearing online. I won’t post here.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Sunday, 8 March 2026 00:38 (two months ago)

Iraqi parliament broke into chants of “Death to America” and to support Iran in tonight’s session. pic.twitter.com/xIMtNa6EYJ

— Steven Nabil (@thestevennabil) March 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 March 2026 06:34 (two months ago)

German journalist explains Israeli rules did not allow her to film or report Iranian missile impacts on military and strategic locations.
She was only allowed to show impacts on civilian areas.
This gives the impression that Iran is only hitting civilians.pic.twitter.com/ENc8gYQqku

— Ragged Trousered Philanderer (@RaggedTP) March 6, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 March 2026 06:58 (two months ago)

It has been reported to me that several American soldiers have been taken prisoner. But the Americans claim that they have been killed in action. Despite their futile efforts, the truth is not something they can hide for too long.

— Ali Larijani | علی لاریجانی (@alilarijani_ir) March 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 March 2026 07:06 (two months ago)

Absolutely horrific effects of the refinery bombing in Tehran. The war crimes are stacking up.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:12 (two months ago)

The war crimes are stacking up.

After a nation openly commits a certain number of war crimes there is no reason not to continue or even accelerate committing them.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:22 (two months ago)

Is "hands off Iran" a slogan in the wider world beyond the title of this thread? I was walking in the park today and one of the guys selling the communist newspaper who are always there on Sundays said "free Palestine, hands off Iran" as part of his sales pitch to people passing by.

I didn't stay to find out if his next comment was fuck washing a hat.

xpost

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:22 (two months ago)

"Hands off (country x)" is a common anti-imperialist rallying cry.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:34 (two months ago)

Ah right, I didn't know that.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:35 (two months ago)

The IDF also warned that it would "pursue every successor and every person who seeks to appoint a successor" to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, who was killed last Saturday on the first day of the war. Earlier on Sunday, a member of Iran's Assembly of Experts, the body responsible for selecting the supreme leader, said that a majority consensus has been reached.

From Haaretz

curmudgeon, Sunday, 8 March 2026 20:57 (two months ago)

the genghis khan philosophy

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:16 (two months ago)

they should choose Bibi

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:20 (two months ago)

Israel to Iranian government: "Drop dead."

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:21 (two months ago)

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 1m
BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, the second son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been named as Iran’s new Supreme Leader, state media report.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:22 (two months ago)

so much for "regime change"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:24 (two months ago)

Lord

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:40 (two months ago)

airstrikes have never successfully changed a refund iirc

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:47 (two months ago)

has been an influential figure in the shadows of power, coordinating military and intelligence operations at his father’s office. He is known to have very close ties to the powerful Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps and was considered their favored candidate...He seldom speaks or appears in public. And now he will take the helm not just as Iran’s new religious and political authority, but also as the commander in chief of its armed forces.

From NY Times article on new Iran Supreme Leader

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/world/middleeast/mojtaba-khamenei-iran-leader.html

curmudgeon, Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:54 (two months ago)

Yea I leveled a Sears once and they only gave me store credit

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:54 (two months ago)

airstrikes have never successfully changed a refund iirc

― maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, March 8, 2026 9:47 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I get that filing an amended return is a hassle, but this seems like overkill tbh

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:56 (two months ago)

regime. swipe typing always has the last word

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 8 March 2026 22:05 (two months ago)

Ah, perfection:

U.S. CRUDE FUTURES EXTEND GAINS, SURGING MORE THAN 18% TO $107.29 PER BARREL.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 March 2026 22:18 (two months ago)

well, maybe the monarchists will be happy if only on principle

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 March 2026 22:24 (two months ago)

xp belatedly realizing somebody made a better version of my stupid joke before me, my bad

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 9 March 2026 01:41 (two months ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/fintwitter.bsky.social/post/3mgls7xvpkl2n

WTI CRUDE SURGES 30% INTRADAY, NOW AT $118.86/BBL

so prices are gonna skyrocket out of control because our president bombed an elementary school to divert attention from the fact that he's a pedophile. theres your message Democrats

frogbs, Monday, 9 March 2026 02:57 (two months ago)

Will be a great message when the Dems rubber stamp billions more for this insanity.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 9 March 2026 03:01 (two months ago)

U.S. military blaming Israel for the fuel depot strikes, in a “they did more than we expected” way, Israel spouting propaganda about the necessity of cutting off supply lines, when everyone knows they’re terrorizing the population. It’s the Gaza playbook, and what are the odds the U.S. really had any objections until suddenly it looked bad in photos?

https://www.axios.com/2026/03/08/us-dismayed-israel-iran-fuel-strikes

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 9 March 2026 04:20 (two months ago)

An Israeli official said the U.S. message to Israel was "WTF".

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 9 March 2026 04:42 (two months ago)

yeah that's total horseshit. Ravid published a billion "Biden increasingly frustrated with Israel" articles throughout the administration's unwavering support for the genocide. He's happy to play along with disseminating spin and propaganda and should be ignored. There is zero chance that anything will happen wrt Israel "going too far". Now, the stock market crashing, that's a different story

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 12:29 (two months ago)

Yeah it’s mostly just telling in the sense that they know it’s bad and they’re trying to distance themselves. Which having a murderous bombing partner is very handy for. “They’re crazy! Whatcha gonna do?”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 9 March 2026 12:51 (two months ago)

True, though I'd guess the "looks bad" is more about the optics of lighting sweet precious oil on fire than the extremely dire consequences for Iranians experiencing black rain

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 12:56 (two months ago)

I also just watched some clips of Hegseth and Lindsey Graham on the the weekend shows, and this Axios crap is just obviously meant to give centrists the flimsiest of fig leaves to back the war, while those two psychos bellow about mass murder and how much money the US will make once it owns both Venezuela's and Iran's oil reserves fully on the record

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 12:58 (two months ago)

https://newrepublic.com/post/207429/us-attack-iran-naval-ship

The U.S. Navy’s attack on an Iranian frigate, the IRIS Dena, on Wednesday was the first time an American submarine has sunk an enemy ship since World War II. But the Dena may not have been armed because it was returning from an international exercise in the Indian Ocean, and the U.S. Navy likely knew it because it was taking part in the same exercise.

Both the United States and Iran were taking part in the MILAN 2026 exercise, organized by the Indian Navy, on February 15–26, with the U.S. sending a maritime patrol aircraft and Iran sending the Dena. Iranian sailors from the ship paraded on land before India’s president.

The exercise in question required ships not to carry any ammunition. Normally, the Dena carries various missiles and guns, including anti-ship missiles. Because the U.S. also took part, it would have been aware that the Dena was unarmed. Former Indian Foreign Minister Kanwal Sibal accused the attack of being “premeditated as the US was aware of the Iranian ship’s presence in the exercise.”

Just one example of why I don't buy that story. The US is happy to double-tap strike an elementary school and torpedo an unarmed ship, but Israel did more than they expected?

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 13:33 (two months ago)

Well we haven’t admitted we hit the elementary school yet, even though obviously we did. We’ll just keep denying we did anything that gets bad headlines.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 9 March 2026 13:54 (two months ago)

fair point! I guess they only want to see the inspiring version of death and destruction from the sky all day long

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:13 (two months ago)

why brag about how we do
war crimes now when we can’t brag about them?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:16 (two months ago)

Meanwhile: https://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-to-times-of-israel-itll-be-a-mutual-decision-with-netanyahu-regarding-when-iran-war-ends/

US President Donald Trump told The Times of Israel on Sunday that a decision on when to end the war with Iran will be a “mutual” one that he’ll make together with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:32 (two months ago)

An Israeli military official said the strikes were intended in part to tell Iran to stop targeting Israeli civilian infrastructure.

Jjsjdjrktkrleeie WHAT

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:33 (two months ago)

Fuck these people, so tired of warmongering cro-magnons bullying everyone around as if they have any right to speak on anyone's behalf, to use our money to fight their stupid games in which everyone dies but them, fuck them into the fucking sun. I'm so TIRED of this shit!!!!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 14:40 (two months ago)

The U.S. spent 20 years and trillions of dollars replacing the Taliban with the Taliban. Trump replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei in just 9 days. The most efficient U.S. president ever.

— Ali Alizadeh (@ali7adeh) March 9, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 March 2026 14:44 (two months ago)

good one

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:47 (two months ago)

This is hurting the credibility of the Trump administration.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:51 (two months ago)

I might stop trusting my government soon

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:52 (two months ago)

Ukraine helping US and other nations out with anti-drone tech,

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/world/middleeast/ukraine-shahed-drone-middle-east.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

curmudgeon, Monday, 9 March 2026 15:39 (two months ago)

In my despair, I lately sometimes wonder if stupid motherfuckers like our current admin really are more dangerous than smart motherfuckers. I think probably yes, but I don't think Bibi is stupid (although maybe arrogant to the point of hubris), and I also remind myself of all the past quagmires the smart motherfuckers got us into.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 March 2026 16:25 (two months ago)

Both are equally ghoulish, but a Kissinger or a Brzezinski at least had some competence to game out the most obvious risks and likely consequences of a military action.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 March 2026 16:26 (two months ago)

It’s the difference between an aggressive driver and a drunk driver.

Cow_Art, Monday, 9 March 2026 16:35 (two months ago)

An aggressive driver who has decent reflexes, but therefore convinces himself "my reflexes are lighting sharp, so it's fine if I drive this way, there's no way I could crash." Like the smart ones are also good at coming up with more elaborate ways to convince themselves to do the wrong thing.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 March 2026 16:40 (two months ago)

i’m sure the guy yesterday who drove around me because I stopped for a pedestrian in a crosswalk thought he was a good driver

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 March 2026 16:51 (two months ago)

One of the few things of my father that remains with me is a letter he sent in late 1987, while I was crossing borders—one after another, illegally—trying to outrun the Iran-Iraq War. It is hardly a letter; more a brief warning. The last two sentences read:

Life, in general, is about defeat. Learn to face your defeats with an open face.

https://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/71/khosravi.php

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 March 2026 18:25 (two months ago)

I didn't realize that new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei lost not only his father in the airstrike, but his mother, wife and a son

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:09 (two months ago)

i’m sure all that will make him a very reasonable person to deal with

is it just me or is it fucking insane that the US and Israel are just openly promising to assassinate every leader iran proposes, even hypothetical ones that don’t exist yet?? i feel like i’m going crazy??

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:11 (two months ago)

yeah, they asked Trump who he thinks would be a good candidate to run Iran and he said they're all dead already

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:15 (two months ago)

xp I have felt mildly delusional since Maduro tbh. Also the murder count for Trump's war on boats is up to 157 now. And we bombed Ecuador last week and I didn't even hear about it for days. And etc.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:16 (two months ago)

the ecuador thing was in conjunction with their gov't, but still more war nonetheless... from the 'Peace President'

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:17 (two months ago)

i’m sure all that will make him a very reasonable person to deal with

is it just me or is it fucking insane that the US and Israel are just openly promising to assassinate every leader iran proposes, even hypothetical ones that don’t exist yet?? i feel like i’m going crazy??

― Tracer Hand, Monday, March 9, 2026 2:11 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah, they asked Trump who he thinks would be a good candidate to run Iran and he said they're all dead already

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, March 9, 2026 2:15 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah when he said that I really did feel like I was going insane. "Pretty soon we're not going to know anybody."

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:19 (two months ago)

I didn't realize that new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei lost not only his father in the airstrike, but his mother, wife and a son

these geniuses probably don't even take a second to think about things like this when they are playing roulette with deposing/assassinating foreign leaders. it's just swiping left swiping right to them on their preferred stooges and "partners"

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:28 (two months ago)

Killing wives and children counts as a bonus for Israel.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:35 (two months ago)

Well, yeah. These kids grow up to be Ayatollahs.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:58 (two months ago)

tbf, killing the children when you assassinate the ruler is an ages old middle eastern custom. but then instead of killing her, you marry his wife.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 20:31 (two months ago)

here's hoping he's got a little Inigo Montoya in him

frogbs, Monday, 9 March 2026 20:45 (two months ago)

donald says that within a week Iran was going to attack us lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 9 March 2026 21:10 (two months ago)

Well, yeah. These kids grow up to be Ayatollahs.

'mamas, don't let your children grow up to be ayatollahs...'

LocalGarda, Monday, 9 March 2026 21:27 (two months ago)

Tooze quoted Keynes the other day in his newsletter. This from 1937.

Those who believe in the efficacy of war are misunderstanding the kind of power we have to influence the future.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:17 (two months ago)

It is our duty to prolong peace, hour by hour, day by day, for as long as we can. We do not know what the future will bring, except that it will be quite different from anything we could predict. I have said in another context that it is a disadvantage of “the long run” that in the long run we are all dead. But I could have said equally well that it is a great advantage of “the short run” that in the short run we are still alive. Life and history are made up of short runs. If we are at peace in the short run, that is something. The best we can do is put off disaster, if only in the hope, which is not necessarily a remote one, that something will turn up. While there is peace, there is peace.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:18 (two months ago)

Of course those who have been dispossessed, or suffer from an ongoing, all-encompassing hum of repression and surveillance might take issue with "peace" as the obvious good that Keynes describes it as

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:20 (two months ago)

the obvious good in peace he is citing is the absence of the obvious evil of war. one reason the USA has been so addicted to the evil of war is that for the great majority of our citizens, the wars we engage in are located far from our homes.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 22:38 (two months ago)

thx

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:56 (two months ago)

this makes me wonder if there already are

Pete Hegseth says ‘there will be more casualties’ in US war with Iran

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 00:02 (two months ago)

Trump said the same thing a few days ago... just guys trying to sound tough.

Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 00:22 (two months ago)

OK, I'll try it another direction.

dispossessed, or suffer from an ongoing, all-encompassing hum of repression and surveillance might take issue with "peace" as the obvious good

all that is bad, but no matter what half-assed, shitty simulacrum of peace you live in, being where the bombs, shells and bullets are flying is worse.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 00:43 (two months ago)

Xpost They're following a similar playbook to the Bush admin post-9/11 around the time of the Afghanistan war.

Trump and Hegseth don't have a recent major terror attack from someone with a foreign sounding name to scare racist citizens with, not to mention the stink of Iraq has earned just about every foreign skirmish a much larger degree of skepticism than wars got in the 80s/90s.

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:07 (two months ago)

Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why?

Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it. I think it's something that I was told is under investigation. But tomahawks are are used by others. As you know, numerous other nations have tomahawks. They buy them

Neither Iran nor Israel have tomahawk missiles according to military experts and Trump is just lying and making stuff up in this press conference he had tonight Monday

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:19 (two months ago)

Reporter: You promised the Iranian people you would help them.

Trump: Will I help them? I'd like to, if they can behave, but they've been very menacing

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:27 (two months ago)

Trump- ...I said why didn't we just capture the ship? We could have used it. I said Why sink them? He said it's more fun to sink them. They like sinking them better.

amoral sick pups

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:38 (two months ago)

Like so much of what Trump says this conversation was all make-believe.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 03:11 (two months ago)

the obvious good in peace he is citing is the absence of the obvious evil of war. one reason the USA has been so addicted to the evil of war is that for the great majority of our citizens, the wars we engage in are located far from our homes.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

You should insert some of these insights in your begging emails to your local Democrats. Really bore them to death like you are doing here.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 06:46 (two months ago)

aimless trust me i get keynes’ point, that’s why i posted it

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 07:13 (two months ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgpdfnfdzy23

The schools have missiles, they had it coming

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 12:55 (two months ago)

i get keynes’ point, that’s why i posted it

you also took issue with it. my point is that your correction or objection, such as it was, was had no real grounds. peace is an obvious good to such a degree that you were just quibbling.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 16:42 (two months ago)

aimless have you ever heard of patrick henry?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:04 (two months ago)

Neil Patrick Henry is legen

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:08 (two months ago)

No justice, Just Peace

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:10 (two months ago)

Dary

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:12 (two months ago)

The Israeli military illegally used white phosphorus munitions over homes in the southern Lebanese town Yohmor on March 3, posing a threat to civilians, Human Rights Watch said in a report on Monday.

“The incendiary effects of white phosphorus can cause death or cruel injuries that result in lifelong suffering,” Ramzi Kaiss, Lebanon researcher at Human Rights Watch, said in the statement.

The rights group said it had verified eight images showing white phosphorus used over a residential part of Yohmor, and civil defense workers responding to fires in the area.

Reuters could not independently verify the group’s findings.

The Israeli military told Reuters it was unaware and could not confirm the use of shells that contain white phosphorus in Lebanon. It added that it had not reviewed the same videos as HRW and could not comment on the claims.

Lebanese authorities have not commented.

The Israeli military told residents of Yohmor and 50 other villages and towns to evacuate in a statement early on March 3.

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:14 (two months ago)

I predict the Houthis will enter soon in some fashion.. probably by harassing Red Sea shipping

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:15 (two months ago)

One of JM Keynes' first jobs was in the Military Department of the India Office.

Aimless, do you consider Haiti to have been at peace prior to the succession of revolutions that ended French rule? I'm curious how you define "war" if you found Tracer's point to be so groundless

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:18 (two months ago)

as usual aimless likes a rule he can hammer senselessly into the ground but i suppose my point about keynes’ “rule,” which looks good to us from the POV of critiquing the invasion of iran, is that it looks quite different from the POV of the dispossessed, for whom a pax americana or other type of peace imposed by a hegemon is just another word for a stable-ish system of exploitation and bondage

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:46 (two months ago)

I presume the patrick henry reference was in regard to the famouos speech in which he asks "is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?". rob's citation of haiti runs along similar lines.

to which point I would ask is it really a serious position to equate the levels of repression and surveillance in our current society to the very literal chains and slavery that patrick henry knew very well was a false comparison because he was a slave owner himself. in my mind this this is just hyperbole in the service of promoting war. the revolutionary forces very nearly lost the war henry promoted under that pretense. haiti was entirely justified in revolting against enslavement, which in their case was both literal and constituted a state of war against those who were enslaved.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:47 (two months ago)

the POV of the dispossessed, for whom a pax americana or other type of peace imposed by a hegemon

*ahem* Iran was not the one who started this war. they were engaged in diplomacy to maintain peace. they understood keynes's point quite well.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:51 (two months ago)

Ok sorry, considering Keynes was talking about the Spanish Civil War, I did not assume we were only discussing the quote in the context of "our current society," by which I'm not sure if you're referring to the US specifically or any political situation in the world.

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:56 (two months ago)

let’s just drop it sheesh

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:57 (two months ago)

just for the record, Franco started the Spanish Civil War. but yes I'll drop it now.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 18:02 (two months ago)

bury that shit

Both President Trump and Hegseth have said more casualties are expected as the war continues. The Pentagon chief last week criticized the media for making the deaths of U.S. service members front-page news.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:43 (two months ago)

keep it in the obit pages

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:44 (two months ago)

I predict a scandal where they're caught deliberately under reporting casualties

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:47 (two months ago)

oh that is almost certainly going to happen if it's not already. didn't Trump just Benghazi thousands of service members who now can't get out of the region?

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:49 (two months ago)

if they're going to openly lie about the school strike, then why not just lie about everything

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:51 (two months ago)

they already do

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:56 (two months ago)

Governments always lie about war, but this governments lies about things as small as workers tossing trash out a White House window.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:58 (two months ago)

well now

Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) appeared stunned when speaking to reporters after leaving a closed-door congressional briefing on the United States' involvement in the Iran war on Tuesday.

"I emerged from this briefing as dissatisfied and angry frankly as I have from any past briefing in my 15 years in the Senate," he said. "I am left with more questions than answers, especially about the cost of the war. My questions have been unanswered."

A ground deployment in Iran appears to be a strong possibility, Blumenthal continued.

"I am most concerned about the threat to American lives of potentially deploying our sons and daughters on the ground in Iran," he said. "We seem to be on a path toward deploying American troops on the ground in Iran to accomplish and of the potential objectives here.

Blumenthal said Russia and China appear to be assisting Iran. He chastised President Donald Trump's administration for being opaque about the circumstances around the war.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:16 (two months ago)

uhh that's where you're wrong, Senator.. Russia says they're NOT helping Iran and we know their word is golden

Russia told Trump it has not shared intelligence with Iran during war, Witkoff says

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:25 (two months ago)

I noticed this earlier: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/many-150-us-troops-wounded-so-far-iran-war-sources-say-2026-03-10/

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:27 (two months ago)

🚨 U.S. ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT REMOVES POST ABOUT NAVY ESCORTING OIL TANKER THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) March 10, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:40 (two months ago)

So USN is escorting tankers

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:43 (two months ago)

apparently not

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:46 (two months ago)

they are escorting tweets off of x dot com

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 21:15 (two months ago)

seems like a failed feint to stabilize oil prices

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 21:22 (two months ago)

I'm thinking back to how many posts on ilx across the decades included the words "we are so fucked". I have nothing to add except, yes, that is correct.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 21:44 (two months ago)

i want us to eat so much shit here with this war. although I said that about Iraq, and we learned our lesson

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 22:40 (two months ago)

the country that loves eating shit

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:46 (two months ago)

eating shit is good, actually

dream mummy (map), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:50 (two months ago)

probiotic

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:51 (two months ago)

copraphagiocracy

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:51 (two months ago)

i want us to eat so much shit here with this war

I get this, but I fear for the fate of national guardsmen etc. that don't necessarily have Kegsbreath's 'warrior ethos' and would rather be back home with their families
I wish we could just send in the Proud Boys for ground combat, or ICE agents

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:58 (two months ago)

i want us to eat so much shit here with this war. although I said that about Iraq, and we learned our lesson

Did we though. Basically every 10-20 years we have so many bombs and enough greedy fucks at the trough that a war looks appealing and necessary (for whatever reason is available). Obvious answer is to have no bombs or greedy fucks at the trough. #goals

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:09 (two months ago)

the times reported today that the iran war as 41% support. it seems impossible it would be that high. what is there to support?

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:12 (two months ago)

that's actually the lowest support for any war in US history (at the start of it)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:14 (two months ago)

see Greg Sargent analysis here:
https://bsky.app/profile/gregsargent.bsky.social/post/3mgp7zgyjks2u

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:15 (two months ago)

I’m not a big gif person, but that Nathan Fillion at a loss for words one is running through my mind with every new development in this shitshow. The level of sheer idiocy, the folly of it all is entirely off the charts. Heaven help us all, and I mean that completely without any irony tucked away in that partic sentiment

dell (del), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:22 (two months ago)

_i want us to eat so much shit here with this war. although I said that about Iraq, and we learned our lesson_

Did we though. Basically every 10-20 years we have so many bombs and enough greedy fucks at the trough that a war looks appealing and necessary (for whatever reason is available). Obvious answer is to have no bombs or greedy fucks at the trough. #goals

i was being ironic…

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:23 (two months ago)

it seems impossible it would be that high

Republicans poll at something like 80 or 90% approval for anything Trump does, skewing the results.

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:45 (two months ago)

fear for the fate of national guardsmen etc. that don't necessarily have Kegsbreath's 'warrior ethos'

Everyone who signed up for shifts at the post-2002 war crimes factory knew what they were signing up for.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:48 (two months ago)

i was being ironic…

The thing is we did actually learn the lesson, to the extent that it even helped get Trump elected the first time as a reaction against it. And yet.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:55 (two months ago)

According to Hegseth the lesson is that we killed too few civilians

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 01:14 (two months ago)

Chris Murphy on bsky:

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

2/ Maybe the lead is that the war goals DO NOT involve destroying Iran's nuclear weapons program. This is, uh...surprising...since Trump says over and over this is a key goal.

But then of course we already know air strikes can't wipe out their nuclear material.

3/ Second, they confirmed "regime change" is also NOT on the list. So, they are going to spend hundreds of billions of your taxpayer dollars, get a whole bunch of Americans killed, and a hardline regime - probably a MORE anti-American hardline regime - will still be in charge.

4/ Ok, so what ARE the goals? It seems, primarily, destroying lots of missiles and boats and drone factories.

But the question that stumped them: what happens when you stop bombing and they restart production?

They hinted at more bombing. Which is, of course, endless war.

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.

Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 01:32 (two months ago)

We use all of our missiles to destroy all of their missiles, and then we have to buy a whole lot more missiles, and the defense industry makes bank. They rebuild just in time for us to use a bunch of our missiles again. It's the circle of life of the military-industrial complex. ("life" obviously not the right word here)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 01:39 (two months ago)

imagining the analyst who briefed the war geniuses about the near certainty that iran would close the strait of hormuz thereby screwing the world economy at home watching tv like hey will you look at that, assuming that they bothered to talk to any analysts

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 01:44 (two months ago)

that's actually the lowest support for any war in US history (at the start of it)

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, March 10, 2026 8:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is true but it is also unfamothably high

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:09 (two months ago)

there was a poll that had it at 20%

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:13 (two months ago)

That's specifically for sending troops in, assuming this is where that number comes from:

Seventy-four percent of voters oppose sending U.S. ground troops into Iran, while 20 percent support it.
https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3952

visiting, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:30 (two months ago)

imagining the analyst who briefed the war geniuses about the near certainty that iran would close the strait of hormuz thereby screwing the world economy at home watching tv like hey will you look at that, assuming that they bothered to talk to any analysts

have a feeling that they’re going to use this as even more of a reason to essentially drill for oil in every single corner of the US, and many people will
applaud this approach because they are fucking morons

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:30 (two months ago)

That's specifically for sending troops in, assuming this is where that number comes from:

Seventy-four percent of voters oppose sending U.S. ground troops into Iran, while 20 percent support it.
https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3952
― visiting, Tuesday, March 10, 2026 10:30 PM (thirty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

no there was one that was just support for the war at iirc 22%

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:31 (two months ago)

I am not really buying the 41% number at all, Trump's approval is at like 37% right now, personally I cannot think of a single person including my MAGA family and neighbors who actually wanted this, again this was exactly why they were all saying we couldn't elect Kamala because she'd do excactly this

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:38 (two months ago)

The (very online, generally noxious) College Republicans at the University of Tennessee are not on board with the war. I do not gotta give it to these bros, but "It's not Reagan's America anymore unc time to pack it up" did crack me up. The kids ain't havin' it.

https://i.ibb.co/fmkgZnX/Screenshot-2026-03-10-at-10-46-37-PM.png

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:57 (two months ago)

(the sad thing is this mostly means they're the Tucker-Fuentes crowd, I suppose. Young MAGA are all paleos.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 03:03 (two months ago)

of the MAGA base this might be popular amongst the truly brainwashed who are still convinced Trump knows best about everything but I really don't think the podcast/X-addicted crowd who put him in office wanted this at all. they might say they do for a survey but in reality nobody's buying this. they're not even offering a consistent reason for it. there's no plan. oh and it's happening right as the DOJ finally releases the evidence that Trump probably raped multiple children, a fact which people seem to be taking notice of.

it prob won't hurt him much in the short term because his base is detached from reality and aren't used to any news cycle lasting more than a week but if it's true that this is going to lead to boots on the ground and a major economic shock it's prob gonna be the one thing he can't bullshit his way out of nor be protected from. especially since it becomes more about Hegseth at this point who is slimy and completely unlikeable and is probably going to fuck something up in a major way which directly leads to casulties.

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 03:32 (two months ago)

I mean the absolutely most charitable take on Minab is that it was a major fuck up, and that was day 1

encino morricone (majorairbro), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 04:47 (two months ago)

"A pro-Iranian march that was planned to take place in London this Sunday has been banned" #GMB pic.twitter.com/Pk4C6kxy29

— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) March 11, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 08:53 (two months ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/10/iranian-regime-is-not-weakening-in-face-of-us-israel-onslaught-but-becoming-more-defiant

The defiance is remarkable for a regime that at the start of the war 11 days ago was seeking little more than its own survival.

While thousands have been killed the above is a hilarious line. Been clear from the beginning that there was always a contingency plan should the supreme leader be assaasinated; that Iran had a plan to attack the Gulf and use the world's depedance on oil as a bargain for a proper deal not a fake Trump deal

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:03 (two months ago)

Very unsporting of them to be defiant

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:34 (two months ago)

What is it with these Iranians? They get showered by chemicals and acid rain and they're not grateful for it, shame!

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:41 (two months ago)

Seems almost like a subtle sanewashing of the war, this idea that it was reasonable to expect that Iran would be immediately cowed into submission, and in fact that “many” expected that. The reality is that, before this started, it was abundantly clear that a regime change operation in Iran would be incredibly difficult, deadly, and costly. Like obviously.

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:53 (two months ago)

Not to mention an illegal war of aggression. That too.

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:53 (two months ago)

The war is about protecting Israel.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:55 (two months ago)

Nothing to do with the US or US interests.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:56 (two months ago)

I am reading a lot about the desalination plants in the gulf states and how vulnerable they are. With a few strikes from Iran, major population centers could lose 90% of their drinking water.

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 11:43 (two months ago)

Clearly this would have been gamed out before by somebody. What did MBS think about this invasion given this vulnerability?

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 11:44 (two months ago)

like I said before I think American neocons and Lindsay Graham types were fooled by how easy it was to reduce Libya, Syria and Iraq to chaos and expected the same for Iran. Those were personality based to dictatorships that probably had a very shallow state apparatus and probably no succession planning.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 12:05 (two months ago)

xp MBS denies he urged the war. Reports were he was secretly encouraging it.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 12:06 (two months ago)

he loved it and thought it was a nice idea

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 12:14 (two months ago)

and like, Iran has heen preparing for war for decades, they were hardly caught with their pants down

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 13:28 (two months ago)

MBS denies he urged the war.

He would have to deny it. His population is probably not all that supportive of an Israeli-American attack.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:16 (two months ago)

most countries decided government by failson was a bad idea a while ago

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:18 (two months ago)

DUBAI, March 11 (Reuters) - Three more vessels have been hit ​by unknown projectiles in the Strait of Hormuz, maritime security and risk firms said on Wednesday, bringing the number of ships ‌struck in the region since the Iran conflict began to at least 14.
Shipping along the narrow strait, opens new tab has come to a near standstill since the United States and Israel began strikes on Iran on February 28, preventing exports of around a fifth of the world’s oil supply and sending global oil prices surging to highs not seen since 2022

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:21 (two months ago)

tee hee

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:22 (two months ago)

Probably just some Orcs throwing boulders.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:26 (two months ago)

why dont these countries have oil pipelines?? oh wait haha right

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:27 (two months ago)

most countries decided government by failson was a bad idea a while ago

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 10:18 AM (nine minutes ago)

it's been a whole year in Canada

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:34 (two months ago)

heh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:35 (two months ago)

Looks like the U.S. is reluctantly admitting to the school strike

According to the officials briefed on the preliminary investigation whom the Times spoke with, officers at US Central Command (Centcom) created target coordinates for the strike “using outdated data provided by the Defense Intelligence Agency”.

The officials emphasized that “there are important unanswered questions about why the outdated information had not been double checked”.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:22 (two months ago)

it's always a good strategy to start by vigorously denying responsibility because first reports are what stick in people's memories and by the time you issue your low key retraction it will commonly make either a weaker impression or no impression in people's memories

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:42 (two months ago)

the line I heard was they're using AI to recommend places to strike and the data AI was using was outdated. apparently there was a legitimate military target there....ten years ago

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:45 (two months ago)

put Claude in the Hague

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:47 (two months ago)

Historic satellite imagery shows that while the school’s building was once part of the wider IRGC complex, it has been walled off from the barracks for at least nine years.
[...] the bomb that hit the school was one of a series of strikes that also targeted the IRGC complex next to it.
(The Guardian)

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:49 (two months ago)

can't prosecute anyone for war crimes when the decisions are not being made by humans

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:01 (two months ago)

apparently the investigation is still ongoing, but if it comes out that they indeed used AI for targeting... that seems like a really big fucking deal

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:11 (two months ago)

Totally buying 40% US public approval for the war, given I've heard of no mass protests.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:34 (two months ago)

IEA has released 400m barrels of strategic oil reserves - this is about 4 days of global oil consumption

It's also about a third of the IEA total

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:38 (two months ago)

Also about a third of all global fertiliser inputs passes through the Straits - just in time for the growing season

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:40 (two months ago)

i'm just watching Al-Jazeera and liveblogging it lol I'll stop now

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:42 (two months ago)

Totally buying 40% US public approval for the war, given I've heard of no mass protests.

they did kinda spring this one on us and we are still under assault from ICE here at home

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:43 (two months ago)

there were mass protests against donald trump when he had a 40 percent approval rating. also fuck off

ivy., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:59 (two months ago)

I think there's another 'No Kings' rally later this month

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:04 (two months ago)

yes, on the 28th

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:07 (two months ago)

30% approval rating + a bunch of Democrat imperialists. Don't be rude xxp.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:08 (two months ago)

chief america-knower xyzzzz on the motherfuckin case

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:09 (two months ago)

That's right

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:10 (two months ago)

I think there's another 'No Kings' rally later this month

Saturday, March 28th

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:11 (two months ago)

There have been protests against this war (funnily enough the two stories I just found about them were in the BBC and the Guardian). I don't know if they qualify as "mass" or not, certainly they didn't involve over 60% of the population

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:14 (two months ago)

Xpost there have been protests in NYC, Washington D.C., Atlanta. and other major cities since hours after the East Coast woke up and turned on the news two Saturdays ago.

But sure let's do "why aren't Americans in the street" again. If I haven't seen it, it's new to me

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:17 (two months ago)

^^

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:18 (two months ago)

searching for poll data and the numbers are all over the place anyway, I wouldn't take any poll as telling you any facts (an opinion I hold generally)

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:24 (two months ago)

whatever who cares about facts when you can exclusively engage in vibes-based politics posting

ivy., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:26 (two months ago)

why aren’t brits on the street calling Starmer a cunt

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:33 (two months ago)

too busy kicking balls iirc

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:34 (two months ago)

p sure I read it's illegal to do either of those things now

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:35 (two months ago)

didn't balls leave ilx

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:35 (two months ago)

ftr there have been protests in the UK too and all over the world: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protests_against_the_2026_Iran_war

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:39 (two months ago)

Those are probably people mad about soccer

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:43 (two months ago)

I’m not clear as to where pro-Pahlavi Iranian-Canadians stand with regard to “Tehran getting bombed”, but there have been several demonstrations in Vancouver and Toronto where the Lion & Sun flag has appeared in abundance alongside USA and Israeli flags

Crappo FX (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:49 (two months ago)

why aren’t brits on the street calling Starmer a cunt

some years ago the british created an online system where if you want to call starmer a cunt you can do it at home via a simple text and typing interface. it's quite retrograde and minimal, and usage is increasingly low, among other recurring issues, but the service is there and much like we might all imagine it would be based on our personal experiences.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:59 (two months ago)

That time working on digital government was well spent, LocalGarda.

Ed, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:04 (two months ago)

You don't need to hang about the streets to hear people calling Starmer a cunt.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:05 (two months ago)

xpost, lol, it's a form of revenge

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:06 (two months ago)

"many people are saying" xp

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:06 (two months ago)

ah, but the reproach stings more when uttered in unison during a mass street protest.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:07 (two months ago)

according to John Cleese in parts of Birmingham they publicly broadcast "Starmer is a cunt" five times a day

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:08 (two months ago)

Cleese would support that.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:10 (two months ago)

Will "Keir Starmer's a wanker" at the darts count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIwwDPPvP-k

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:11 (two months ago)

excellent

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:11 (two months ago)

Famous British song about sir Keith starmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_CjBiHP1t0

Ed, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:14 (two months ago)

even yoshis in on it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:15 (two months ago)

In England the streets are darts venues

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:19 (two months ago)

geezers need excitement

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:21 (two months ago)

gimme a fucking break... hopefully it takes out the Meta HQ

March 11, 12:30 p.m. Gov. Gavin Newsom confirmed federal authorities issued a warning of a potential drone strike in California from an Iranian offshore vessel and said state officials are collaborating with local law enforcement to protect residents.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:08 (two months ago)

I'm already 100% in on being a 3/11 false flag truther.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:18 (two months ago)

there have been protests in most major cities, xyzzz. given the way mainstream media holds water for our murderous overlords, a fact you certainly know, maybe not acting as if we’re all complacent sheep is in order

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:19 (two months ago)

I saw a protest in fucking Kalispell, Montana the weekend that the war started.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:46 (two months ago)

Protests are actually being banned in London meanwhile. Tories could never.

So an Iranian vessel...in the Pacific?...riiiight...

nashwan, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:49 (two months ago)

the Guardian said that 'pro-Iranian' protests were banned... does that just mean anti-war protests?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 March 2026 00:03 (two months ago)

shot

there have been protests in most major cities, xyzzz. given the way mainstream media holds water for our murderous overlords, a fact you certainly know, maybe not acting as if we’re all complacent sheep is in order

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, March 11, 2026 4:19 PM (two hours ago)

chaser

I saw a protest in fucking Kalispell, Montana the weekend that the war started.

― wipes chooser (unperson)

I love it when the UK/EU folks break out the old "why aren't there protests" arguments for a country that is like 50x bigger than any of theirs, a country that has a comprehensive news blackout on any such activity

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 01:56 (two months ago)

Pentagon tells Congress the first week of the Iran war cost the US $11.3 billion, an AP source says

The FY2025 National Park Service (NPS) budget for a year is $3.337 billion.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 12 March 2026 02:30 (two months ago)

Iran War Cost Tracker

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 12 March 2026 02:39 (two months ago)

WaPo, CNN, some other sources reporting the school that was bombed and killed over 175 people was actually on a U.S. target list, and may have been mistaken for a military site. Oh well, whoops.

Lee626, Thursday, 12 March 2026 02:56 (two months ago)

its at least a little encouraging that's on the news at all, feel like that's the sorta thing the MSM would've covered up

frogbs, Thursday, 12 March 2026 02:57 (two months ago)

*feeling the vibes of my fellow US posters* good luck at the hands off Iran protests guys

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 08:25 (two months ago)

From Amal Saad on the utterly dire political situation in Lebanon:

The Lebanese government has the blood of the victims of the Ramlet al-Bayda double-tap strike on its hands after Israel carried out a drone attack on displaced people seeking refuge in tents on Beirut’s seafront, setting in motion its threat to Gazify the city.

By proscribing Hizbullah’s military activity and deliberately leaving displaced civilians without shelter or protection, the state has effectively reframed the conflict as an insurgency and facilitated the collective punishment of the resistance’s support base. Alongside Israel, the Lebanese authorities are enacting a population-centric counterinsurgency that targets the social base in order to coerce the resistance into surrendering to Israeli aggression and to divorce it from its supportive environment.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 08:26 (two months ago)

How Russia and China are helping Iran.

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/3/12/the-war-of-signals-how-russia-and-china-help-iran-see-the-battlefield

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 14:31 (two months ago)

i appreciate how china never really gets involved they do marginal annoying things

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 14:59 (two months ago)

btw this is ai

China has done more than shave minutes. It has reshaped the entire kill chain.

unclear if its part of the quote above but it is ai with the exciting writing setting on

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:02 (two months ago)

the fact that its unclear if its a quote does point to the author of the article as the ai user

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:03 (two months ago)

I recommend this long piece by Elia Ayoub on the Lebanese situation:

https://www.972mag.com/israels-renewed-war-on-lebanon-is-about-more-than-just-hezbollah/

I'd be curious to know what Saad thinks the Lebanese state should have done differently?

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:05 (two months ago)

just cruising through like dont mind me

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5dp4ijlqr3r7atbrklmfij3v/bafkreig2budlsdblobklm54wdvdkhtmucw3s3zhs7c3ixqdeb67jmffn74

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:11 (two months ago)

🤔

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:19 (two months ago)

i wonder if this is when those "registered in (country x) flying the flag of (country y)" variables start to actually mean something

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:20 (two months ago)

broad rich is my pornstar name

congragulations (stevie), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:22 (two months ago)

broady rich

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:23 (two months ago)

wow it all seems kinda abstract then I see that map and realize I spent a few days at a beach resort near Dibba a few years ago

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:29 (two months ago)

shenlong is MY pornstar name

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:36 (two months ago)

And Dibba is mine

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:41 (two months ago)

hoo boy

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-12/uk-says-iran-likely-mining-hormuz-as-khamenei-squeezes-strait

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:48 (two months ago)

non-paywall:
https://archive.ph/xh9it

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:52 (two months ago)

thx

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:52 (two months ago)

look no one could have predicted that al-qaeda would use a plane as a bomb

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:59 (two months ago)

"Hands off Iran, it's mine(d)!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:00 (two months ago)

I recommend this long piece by Elia Ayoub on the Lebanese situation:

https://www.972mag.com/israels-renewed-war-on-lebanon-is-about-more-than-just-hezbollah/

I'd be curious to know what Saad thinks the Lebanese state should have done differently?

― obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Hezbollah’s future is hardly guaranteed. The scale of Israel’s current bombardment could eventually weaken the organization significantly. Yet distrust of Israel remains strong across Lebanon, including among many who oppose Hezbollah politically.

This is why even a hypothetical disarmament would not necessarily resolve the underlying tensions. If Israeli military incursions continue, new forms of resistance will likely emerge. Israel’s 18-year long occupation of southern Lebanon helped birth Hezbollah in the first place, but there is very little indication that Israeli governments have understood that lesson.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:25 (two months ago)

Good piece

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:25 (two months ago)

Bingo...

Oman’s foreign minister, and the mediator in the US Iran nuclear talks, has claimed the US will not achieve as much through war as it could have achieved in the peace talks.

Badr bin Hamad Al Busaidi was speaking to Omani reporters in Muscat and appears to challenge the premise that the war is about Iran’s nuclear program, arguing it was designed to weaken Iran politically.

In the official account of the meeting it is said “in describing the background of the war, the minister stated that the decision was not fundamentally linked to the Iranian nuclear program”.

He noted that recent negotiations had reached a very advanced stage, including an Iranian pledge not to possess nuclear material capable of producing a bomb, a commitment not to accumulate or store enriched materials and to convert existing stockpiles into irreversible fuel.

He emphasised that the United States could not have obtained greater concessions through war than those achieved through negotiation.

He added that the true objective of the war was to weaken Iran, reshape the region, and advance the normalisation process within a broader context that also included attempts to prevent the establishment of a Palestinian state and to weaken any country or institution that supports or stands with the Palestinian statehood project.

In response to a question about Oman’s position on the ‘peace council’, he stated that Oman would not join the council and would not normalise relations with Israel.

The minister considered the American and Israeli attacks on Iran a new link in a “dangerous chain of violations witnessed in recent years” and said they threatened to undermine the legal framework that had provided protection and stability to the countries of the region for decades.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:33 (two months ago)

This whole thing is so obviously about ensuring Israel can do what they like in the entire region for the foreseeable future.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:35 (two months ago)

yeah tho its unclear if the trump admin understands that

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:37 (two months ago)

Oh I'm sure they do.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:39 (two months ago)

I'm not!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:58 (two months ago)

trump *admin* definitely includes a few people who aren't dumbasses though

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:02 (two months ago)

umm, not sure. first term, yes.

treeship., Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:05 (two months ago)

do trump and hegseth understand that theyre working on israels project here, they prob think its part of the equation but would be insulted by the idea that its the whole deal

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:08 (two months ago)

and i mean maybe its not actually the whole deal lot of people within the usa defense establishment have wanted to bomb iran for a long time so theres that, as to what ends well its unclear

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:09 (two months ago)

they think bush lost the war because he was woke and no one respected him. but now these issues have been solved.

treeship., Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:09 (two months ago)

dumber than the dumbest babies.

treeship., Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:10 (two months ago)

do you really think Rubio or Kushner or Witkoff or Huckabee don't understand what Israel is doing? I'm not saying they have geniuses around (and I'm not talking about the Cabinet necessarily), just people who are aligned with Israeli imperialism and aren't confused about what's going on

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:30 (two months ago)

and if you're right and I'm wrong: what do you think would be any different if they did understand?

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:32 (two months ago)

they prob understand, but I'm dubious about Trump & Hegseth is all I'm sayin'

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:33 (two months ago)

yeah there are prob some people in the admin that get it and some that dont and the president is prob one of the ones that doesnt

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:34 (two months ago)

Yeah, I’m not looking to our president to be the guy who actually knows what’s going on overseas, someone who thought Vince McMahon actually died in a car bombing and you can stop hurricanes with nukes.

omar little, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:40 (two months ago)

oh I def agree about trump and hagueseth (rip morbs)

it's funny though, the Israeli leadership posts this stuff in english on twitter it's not like a secret lol, you don't have to be smart or shrewd

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:41 (two months ago)

i think the US didnt attack iran exclusively at israels behest but because israel has much clearer intent than the US its effectively playing out that way

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:43 (two months ago)

do trump and hegseth understand that theyre working on israels project here

you notice that Israel has moved over to demolishing Lebanon while their American lackeys handle the Iran part

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:44 (two months ago)

uh no, Israel is still actively bombing Iran

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:45 (two months ago)

yeah, I guess they can destroy two nations simultaneously

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:46 (two months ago)

they're going for four afaict

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:49 (two months ago)

is this just Kash fucking around? so stupid

California leaders said on Wednesday there was no imminent threat to the state from Iran after the FBI sent a warning to local police about a potential plan to strike the west coast, which was based on “unverified information”.

The FBI’s alert caused significant anxiety and confusion in California after it was made public in an ABC News report. State leaders and police officials have since emphasized there was no credible threat from Iran, and FBI and White House officials have also said there was no cause for concern.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 March 2026 21:42 (two months ago)

A big part of this is meatheads who’ve thoroughly marinated their brains in a combination of action movies and uncut racism. They are happy to have an excuse to take the military for a spin and blast Others.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 12 March 2026 21:51 (two months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FoPJojBE1w

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 13 March 2026 00:51 (two months ago)

The Pentagon and National Security Council significantly underestimated Iran’s willingness to close the Strait of Hormuz in response to US military strikes while planning the ongoing operation, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

President Donald Trump’s national security team failed to fully account for the potential consequences of what some officials have described as a worst-case scenario now facing the administration, the sources said.

While key officials from the Departments of Energy and Treasury were present for some of the official planning meetings about the operation before it started, sources said, the agency analysis and forecasts that would be integral elements of the decision-making process in past administrations were secondary considerations.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Energy Secretary Chris Wright have been key players throughout the planning and execution stages of the conflict, the sources acknowledged. But Trump’s preference of leaning on a tight circle of close advisers in his national security decision making had the effect of sidelining interagency debate over the potential economic fallout if Iran were to respond to US-Israeli strikes by closing the strait.

And now it may be weeks before the administration’s efforts to alleviate the intensifying economic fallout take hold, officials said Thursday, including high-risk naval escorts of oil tankers through the strait that the Pentagon believes are currently too dangerous to conduct. The president, meanwhile, has continued to downplay the tumult in energy markets.

The reality in the strait has left diplomatic counterparts, former US economic and energy officials and industry executives who spoke with CNN in a state of confusion and disbelief.

“Planning around preventing this exact scenario — impossible as it has long seemed — has been a bedrock principle of US national security policy for decades,” a former US official who served in Republican and Democratic administrations said. “I’m dumbfounded.”

Shipping industry executives have made regular requests to the US Navy for military escorts, all of which have been rebuffed. In regular briefings for industry participants in the region, US military officials have repeatedly made clear they have not received orders to begin any escort operation and the risks to US assets remained extremely high, according to two executives with knowledge of the matter.

Bessent told Sky News’ Wilfred Frost on Thursday that those escorts would begin “as soon as it is militarily possible.”

“That was always in our planning, that there’s a chance that US Navy, or perhaps an international coalition, will be escorting oil tankers through,” he said.

But the path to this point, sources said, appears to mark the complex convergence of geopolitical assumptions, energy market forecasts and cross-cutting strategic priorities.

Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes, according to three sources familiar with the closed-door session.

The reason, multiple sources said, was administration officials believed closing the strait would hurt Iran more than the US — a view that was bolstered by Iran’s empty threats to act in the strait after US strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities last summer.

The White House touted the administration’s planning in a statement on Thursday.

“Through a detailed planning process, the entire administration is and was prepared for any potential action taken by the terrorist Iranian regime,” spokeswoman Anna Kelly said, while touting the US military’s success.

“President Trump has been clear that any disruptions to energy are temporary and will result in a massive benefit to our country and the global economy in the long-term,” she added.

CNN has reached out to the Pentagon for comment.

Multiple current and former US officials told CNN that plans for any military action against Iran would account for the possibility of Iran closing the waterway. The US military has long maintained and updated plans to address Iranian military action in the critical corridor.

But at a moment where global oil and LNG supplies were plentiful, US oil production sat at record highs and Trump officials were basking in a pliant Venezuelan government and the potential for rapid expansion of new production from a former foe, the global scale of the downside risks was not viewed as a major consideration.

Even in weighing the potential for disruption in the strait, the administration has been for more focused on their view of the overwhelmingly positive — if still aspirational — view of how markets would respond to eliminating the threat of Iranian disruptions entirely.

“To win in life, you’ve got to suffer short-term pain for the long-term gain, and that’s what we’re in the middle of doing right now,” Wright said in a Wednesday interview on NewsNation. “I think the American people will be thrilled with a peaceful world on the other side and more secure supplies of energy for decades to come.”

The prospect of Naval escorts
On Thursday, in his first public comments since being elevated, new Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei said the strait would remain closed as a “tool of pressure,” according to a statement read on his behalf on Iranian state TV.

That leaves the US with few options.

Energy executives have conveyed to administration officials they want an early end to the war, according to multiple sources familiar with the discussions. For now, they are wary of putting their assets and people at risk by running tankers through the strait and do not foresee that changing until the kinetic nature of the war slows dramatically, sources said.

Military officials have been holding daily calls and briefings with energy industry representatives for the last several days, according to sources familiar.

But from nearly the start of the conflict, US officials have told energy company representatives it was not safe enough for the Navy to conduct the escorts in the war’s early days.

A US military official told CNN that Iranian drones and missiles, followed by mines, are the chief threat facing vessels trying to cross the strait. In wargaming a possible conflict with Iran in recent years, one of the biggest risks to the US military was ships being packed tightly into the waterways in the strait, Bab-el-Mandeb and Red Sea, vulnerable to attack by Iranian missiles and drones, another source said.

Nate Swanson, a former career State Department official focused on Iran, noted that there had been military escorts of oil tankers through the strait in the 1980s, but Iran’s use of drones this time around makes it a very different situation.

Military officials have also indicated to energy industry representatives they can’t spare Navy vessels anyway, since they’re already engaged in offensive operations elsewhere. As of Wednesday, there was no precise timeline on when escorts would be available.

Wright said Thursday the Navy is unable to escort commercial vessels through the strait, though he suggested that capability could be in place later this month.

“It’ll happen relatively soon, but it can’t happen now. We’re simply not ready,” he said on CNBC. “All of our military assets right now are focused on destroying Iran’s offensive capabilities and the manufacturing industry that supplies their offensive capabilities,” he added.

Pressed on whether it’d be possible by the end of the month, he said, “I think that is quite likely the case.”

It wasn’t clear how aware Trump was of the limitations on naval escorts when he first raised the idea in a post on Truth Social on March 3. He has downplayed the risk to tankers trying to transit the strait, even though Iran has begun attacking ships in the waterway.

And while many Republicans are eager for him to refocus on domestic issues ahead of the midterms — and acknowledge Americans’ cost-of-living struggles — he struck a different tone on Thursday, suggesting there could be a benefit to higher oil prices.

“The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money,” he wrote on Truth Social, without explaining who he meant by “we.”

He added that his military aims against Iran were more consequential than shifts in global energy costs.

“Of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World,” Trump wrote.

Other options to alleviate pressure
Administration officials tasked with helping alleviate the energy crisis are eager for tankers to be escorted as quickly as possible, but for now, they’re more or less on the same page about managing the crisis in phases, according to a US official and other people familiar with the matter.

Bessent announced Thursday that the Treasury Department is temporarily lifting sanctions on Russian oil stranded at sea.

And earlier in the day, the White House said it is considering easing restrictions under the Jones Act, the century-old maritime law that requires goods transported between US ports to be carried on American ships, as part of an effort that might slow the rise in gas prices.

“In the interest of national defense, the White House is considering waiving the Jones Act for a limited period of time to ensure vital energy products and agricultural necessities are flowing freely to U.S. ports,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told CNN in a statement. “This action has not been finalized.”

There are a wide range of other moves that the administration could take — likely in the form of an executive order — in an effort to ease the rising prices at the pumps.

One step being considered is waiving production requirements for gasoline producers during the warm months to reduce air pollution, the sources said. (The evaporation of gasoline into the air is greater in the summer, which is why there are strict requirements then to prevent high greenhouse gas emissions.)

An executive order to reduce regulatory burdens on US gasoline producers could help to somewhat lower costs, even in the weeks after the crisis ends, sources said.

Yet the effects of such a move are unlikely to stunt the price increases in a major way, experts said.

“I think that it would be a very small potential offset compared to the factor that’s driving gasoline prices higher, which is concerns for the physical supply of refined products around the world, and also crude oil,” said Clayton Seigle, an energy expert at CSIS

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 03:41 (two months ago)

Russia: helping Iran is *chef's kiss*

Russia’s economic envoy Kirill Dmitriev has the global energy market “cannot remain stable” without his country’s oil.

His comments came after the US said it would temporarily allow the sale of Russian oil that is at sea, as energy prices soared after US-Israeli strikes on Iran.

Dmitriev posted on Telegram:

The United States is effectively acknowledging the obvious: without Russian oil, the global energy market cannot remain stable.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 06:49 (two months ago)

Settler vermin offering coffee and beer to butchers.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/13/frontline-northern-israelis-lebanon-iran-war

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 07:06 (two months ago)

“”To win in life, you’ve got to suffer short-term pain for the long-term gain, and that’s what we’re in the middle of doing right now,” Wright said in a Wednesday interview on NewsNation. “I think the American people will be thrilled with a peaceful world on the other side and more secure supplies of energy for decades to come.””

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 13 March 2026 08:31 (two months ago)

One step being considered is waiving production requirements for gasoline producers during the warm months to reduce air pollution, the sources said. (The evaporation of gasoline into the air is greater in the summer, which is why there are strict requirements then to prevent high greenhouse gas emissions.)

An executive order to reduce regulatory burdens on US gasoline producers could help to somewhat lower costs, even in the weeks after the crisis ends, sources said.

Yet the effects of such a move are unlikely to stunt the price increases in a major way, experts said.

don’t let that get in your way though fellas

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 08:56 (two months ago)

While the U.S. military said it had destroyed larger Iranian naval vessels that could be used to quickly lay mines in the strait, Iran began using smaller boats for the operation on Thursday, according to a U.S. official briefed on the intelligence.

From NY Times

curmudgeon, Friday, 13 March 2026 12:22 (two months ago)

we're gonna need a smaller boat amirite

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 12:27 (two months ago)

Hegseth ranting in a press conference this morning about CNN and other “fake news “ saying that US didn’t foresee Iran blocking the Strait, claims they knew. But they clearly didn’t prepare and he would not be out there whining about the press if the US was in control

curmudgeon, Friday, 13 March 2026 13:28 (two months ago)

yep

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 13:34 (two months ago)

That's it! I'm back to calling them Freedom Fries!

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:42 (two months ago)

dying

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said. "The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping," he said. "It is open for transit should Iran not do that."

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2026 13:44 (two months ago)

us secretary of war pete hegseth otm, iran should simply just knock that shit off

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:49 (two months ago)

Hegseth surely the worst of all the failures Trump has placed in gov, or at least as bad as Kash Patel. Thinks he's still on a Fox show spouting off thick opinions to be applauded by chuds. Maybe he is.

congragulations (stevie), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:52 (two months ago)

The Wal-Mart is open for business. If you pussies are scared off by the sniper on the roof that's your loss.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:53 (two months ago)

He sucks so bad but there are lots of ties for last place (e.g., RFK)

lol at Pete claiming Khamenei is heaps disfigured based on nothing

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:55 (two months ago)

oh shit ofc yes rfk

congragulations (stevie), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:56 (two months ago)

if my grandma had two wheels she would have been a bike, pete

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 14:04 (two months ago)

Hegseth surely the worst of all the failures Trump has placed in gov, or at least as bad as Kash Patel. Thinks he's still on a Fox show spouting off thick opinions to be applauded by chuds. Maybe he is.

this whole podcaster administration’s deal is creating content for likes from right wing accounts on X, the everything app

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 13 March 2026 14:28 (two months ago)

The Times has this article I want to read about how Hegseth thinks morality is for pussies — https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/us/politics/hegseth-iran-war.html — and for some reason I haven't been able to get a non-paywalled version from archive.ph or archive.is. What are some other avenues to get at it, again? Thanks in advance.

WmC, Friday, 13 March 2026 14:44 (two months ago)

if “heaps disfigured” becomes a new ilx coinage… just lmfao

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 13 March 2026 14:45 (two months ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/us/politics/hegseth-iran-war.html?unlocked_article_code=1.S1A.6SFw.e8bggUDba2ft&smid=nytcore-ios-share

Gift link hopefully

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 13 March 2026 14:47 (two months ago)

was just about to do same

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 13 March 2026 14:48 (two months ago)

yeah i searched bluesky for the title + gift and found a gift link

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2026 14:49 (two months ago)

lol his fucking belt buckle get out of here you fucking loser

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:02 (two months ago)

The Times has this article I want to read about how Hegseth thinks morality is for pussies — https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/us/politics/hegseth-iran-war.html🕸 — and for some reason I haven't been able to get a non-paywalled version from archive.ph or archive.is. What are some other avenues to get at it, again? Thanks in advance.

I like how they frame it as a journey of hardship and introspection that led him to the conclusion that morality is for pussies.

treeship., Friday, 13 March 2026 15:09 (two months ago)

paywalled WSJ article but I'm p sure I get the gist:

Pentagon Sends Marine Expeditionary Unit to Middle East

By Lara Seligman

The Pentagon is moving a Marine expeditionary unit to the Middle East, as Iran steps up its attacks on the Strait of Hormuz, according to two U.S. officials. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has approved a request from U.S. Central Command, responsible for American forces in the Middle East, for the expeditionary unit, typically consisting of up to 2,500 Marines, the officials said.

The move comes as Iran’s attacks on the strait have paralyzed traffic through the strategic waterway, disrupting the global economy, driving up gas prices and posing a major military and political challenge for President Trump. A Pentagon spokesperson declined to comment.

Good luck on their uh expedition

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:22 (two months ago)

Thanks for the gift link.

WmC, Friday, 13 March 2026 15:24 (two months ago)

Quick question, what are they wearing, footwear-wise?

- Florsheim wingtips?

- Huaraches?

- limited-edition Air Jordans?

- Boots?

And what will they be standing on, when they get where they're going:

- Teak yacht decks?

- Reclaimed hardwood?

- Treacherous?

- The ground?

Just want this clarified before someone starts lying.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:32 (two months ago)

Loafers on the mud

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:39 (two months ago)

seeing claims that bot activity on Twitter went way down ever since that Israeli data center got hit

frogbs, Friday, 13 March 2026 15:40 (two months ago)

boys we’re sending you to war to keep the shipping lanes open

sir when did they close sir!

ever since we sent you boys to war

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 16:16 (two months ago)

tbf they invented the catch-22

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:29 (two months ago)

Pete Hegseth - "Your Sweetness is a Weakness"

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:31 (two months ago)

It’s pronounced HAGUESETH now.

I hate that asshole.

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:32 (two months ago)

Timothy Olyphant probably bristling at the idea that he's gonna be offered the Hegseth role in the shitty Adam McKay film about all this

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:34 (two months ago)

If movies aren't state sponsored by then

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:35 (two months ago)

“Of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World,” Trump wrote.

Oxford commas have never worked so hard.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 13 March 2026 16:46 (two months ago)

Even the p's are being rationed

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:48 (two months ago)

Hegseth surely the worst of all the failures Trump has placed in gov

How anyone can quantify this from such a long list of failures is impressive. It's a gordian knot of bullies and assholes.

The Rooney Rule (dandydonweiner), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:50 (two months ago)

they're all bad but Hegseth pushed Trump into agreeing to kill thousands of people, RFKJ is only a few kids of measles and whooping cough (so far)

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 13 March 2026 16:54 (two months ago)

Stephen Miller/Kristi Noem sending thousands to concentration camps or enslavement in foreign countries has to be a close second

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:21 (two months ago)

serious rogues gallery... but Noem flew to close to the sun

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:22 (two months ago)

Stephen Miller wisely stays in his crypt during daylight hours

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:24 (two months ago)

think millers gotta take the cake seeing as hes a straight up nazi and is pulling the strings of a lot of the rest of the crew

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:25 (two months ago)

I thought Stevie was making a narrower point about “failures” than just ranking the evil

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:28 (two months ago)

Agreed that miller is most evil though

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:28 (two months ago)

it's a big ol' tangle of evil and incompetence

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:29 (two months ago)

Don’t agree that Pete “pushed” trump into war

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:29 (two months ago)

Not sure we'd be any better off with different cronies in these positions. They're just doing Trump's bidding.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:30 (two months ago)

I thought Stevie was making a narrower point about “failures” than just ranking the evil

yeah, Miller wins the evil rankings and is obviously the patient zero of the Nazification

congragulations (stevie), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:32 (two months ago)

Trump did this because he got good ("good") results with the previous Iran strike/Maduro/etc. and was riding a classic tweaker wave where his biggest and bestest victory was next.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:35 (two months ago)

kind of rough when he perceives every disaster as a victory

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:42 (two months ago)

The broader question may be what damage done by each of these assholes will be the hardest to fix or undo?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:45 (two months ago)

hard to say which version of events is worse, i guess the important thing is that theyre both very bad

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:gvda6fem6r7selm4gzjjww4a/bafkreihvr6zk4uyjzharvomvy4nw54eupjvopi7psecanqpiksgac5gfqu

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:50 (two months ago)

this is probably true if you assume the pentagon's plan for this was "don't cause a situation that results in a closure of the Strait"

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:52 (two months ago)

Why US hasn't bombed Iran.

If Iran had bombed the Gulf and closed the strait a couple of months into Israel's bombing I wonder how Gaza would've turned out, as Biden might have had to tell Israel to stop it.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:56 (two months ago)

In school teachers taught us that we could be anything we wanted to be when we grew up.

I think my mistake was assuming there was a caveat based on qualifications attached to that

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 18:11 (two months ago)

Seen the odd bit around the impact of this conflict on Sudan, in that it has potentially weakened the RSF, which are backed by UAE...one to watch.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 18:15 (two months ago)

xyzzz clearly recognizes a game of Nth-dimensional chess when he sees one

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 13 March 2026 18:20 (two months ago)

“I really think that’s a big hurdle to climb for people that don’t have weapons,” Trump told host Brian Kilmeade. “I think it’s a very big hurdle, so that’ll happen, maybe not immediately.”

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 18:25 (two months ago)

so that’ll happen, maybe not immediately

I've seen this movie already. Trump is always careful to offer his listeners a full menu of possible goals, timelines, costs, methods, and outcomes. But every one of them constitutes the greatest win in the history of the world.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 13 March 2026 18:40 (two months ago)

From a twitter acc:

What happened in Beirut today was pure evil (and I usually refrain from using words with religious connotations). Western media won’t pick up on it, of course. Israeli leaflets basically explicitly threatened the Lebanese: if you don’t go down into the streets and mount an insurrection and disarm Hizbullah with your own hands, we shall inflict a genocide on you just like the one we inflicted on Gaza (in the flyer they called the genocide a “stunning success”).

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 18:41 (two months ago)

🖼

has anyone noticed this drunken loser positions his american flag pocket square to look like military ribbons

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 13 March 2026 19:11 (two months ago)

https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

Dan Worsley, Friday, 13 March 2026 20:39 (two months ago)

thiz is the dumbest shit ever - Trump calls Iran an "excursion" because Trump is confusing the term “military incursion” with a "military excursion."

not kidding.

https://zeteo.com/p/trump-iran-war-excursion-incursion

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 March 2026 21:41 (two months ago)

woof. feels like more of a recursion anyway

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 21:46 (two months ago)

This is, according to sources in and close to the administration, because the president is confusing the term “military incursion” with a “military excursion,” a phrase typically used only to ridicule foreign adventurism and warmongering. Some of these sources say that they or their colleagues have used the term “incursion” in front of Trump lately, but then the president just… did his own thing.

“We took a little excursion because we felt we had to, to get rid of some evil, and I think you’ll see it’s going to be a short-term excursion,” Trump said Tuesday, as he addressed Republican lawmakers at an event in Florida. Speaking at a business in Ohio on Wednesday, Trump said, “We did a little excursion, we had to take this couple weeks, few weeks of excursion.”

One way you can tell, even without asking any of Trump’s own appointees about it, that the president is botching this is that “military incursion” is a common term that a lot of people and media outlets have used to describe the president’s war in Iran. Furthermore, the Trump White House team definitely knows the term “incursion” because they use it in official documents to rant about immigrants.

funny that literally no one can directly talk to him about this

z_tbd, Friday, 13 March 2026 22:37 (two months ago)

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Incursion. Excursion.

StanM, Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:05 (two months ago)

-DMX, "Who We Be"

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:09 (two months ago)

Back in the days when I was a teenager
Before I had status and before I had a pager

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:42 (two months ago)

Not a surprise but still

https://www.ms.now/news/trump-iran-nuclear-reactor-war-evidence

Just 36 hours before the United States opened its military assault, Iran’s nuclear negotiators, along with Oman’s foreign minister as mediator, presented the U.S. with a seven-page proposal for a potential nuclear deal, according to U.S. negotiator Steve Witkoff. But the American negotiators, Witkoff and Jared Kushner — who, according to a senior Middle East diplomat with knowledge of the talks, chose not to include nuclear technical experts in the negotiations

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 07:44 (two months ago)

In our corner of the internets *who is the most evil in this admin*

In the everything app: its all of them

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xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 08:25 (two months ago)

congrats on the book xyzzzz_

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 14 March 2026 14:38 (two months ago)

This was also me.

I lived and traveled in Iran for months. In Tehran I lived with the family of a retired bank worker who saw me looking for housing. I roomed with his son for months, ate all my meals with them, and they never accepted any money. Once I was sick and throwing up and they all came into the bathroom and the dad stroked my head while I barfed and told me “Aybi nadare” (no shame, it’s ok). I traveled around most of the country by plane, train, bus, shared taxi, etc. Eventually I stopped booking hotels because I’d always meet people on the train, bus etc who’d insist I stay with them. The family of Iran/Iraq war vets from Yazd who took me to Taft for bbq in the mountains. The taxi driver from Rasht who made a bed for me on the floor of his tiny apartment because all the hotels were full. The only time a police officer talked to me was once to make sure I was ok. I never felt in any danger day or night. The land of Iran is as incredibly diverse as its people. There are mountainous rain forests and desert salt flats. I met among the most liberal and most conservative people there, and everything in between. Everyone was so kind it makes me cry with shame.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 14:44 (two months ago)

i am confused— did xyzzz write that book?

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:09 (two months ago)

he did not, just being a Twitter denier as usual

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:11 (two months ago)

that shit is cooking yr brain, my friend

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:12 (two months ago)

This feels like an anti-fluoridation campaign

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:25 (two months ago)

i am confused— did xyzzz write that book?

i was joking about his posting a tweet from someone else in the first person. Sounds like a potentially good book though.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:44 (two months ago)

BM did the joke and I ran with it. There is a URL for the bk -- which is only partially pasted in -- and does sound great but v grim.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 22:01 (two months ago)

he did not, just being a Twitter denier as usual

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

that shit is cooking yr brain, my friend

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

No denial, I love it. If you are on any social media you are cooking, friend.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 22:02 (two months ago)

nah I really do think it's bad for you, speaking as someone who has actually interacted with you IRL on zoom, likes you overall ;), and generally agrees with your takes although not always the way they are expressed. I don't see the twitter links/quotes as adding very much to the #discourse overall.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 22:52 (two months ago)

Nice of you to say (and we do get on with the music posting), but I'm happy with how I am consuming info. And some people do get things out of what I find on it, comment in one way or another and find it useful part of the time.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 March 2026 00:15 (two months ago)

If you want a fascinating document delineating Israel and the Reagan administration's involvement with Iranian affairs, watch this. It's Reagan's testimony in 1990 during Admiral John Poindexter's trial. The old man is mostly lucid and lying through his teeth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LkjFGXNyXc

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 March 2026 01:22 (two months ago)

I just read the words "Hezbollah-affiliated Islamic Health Service"..

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 March 2026 09:10 (two months ago)

each shahed drone costs about as much as a high quality bicycle

https://www.phenomenalworld.org/analysis/cost-of-a-shahed/

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 15 March 2026 18:03 (two months ago)

"This simple weapon has thrown the global economy into disarray. "

It's not the simple weapon that is causing the problem...

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 March 2026 18:10 (two months ago)

The drone can fly at a speed of 185 kilometers per hour while carrying a 40-kilogram warhead over a distance of 2,000 kilometers.

The linked cost estimate in the neighborhood of $7,000 each makes this incredibly impressive in terms of war planning, design, and engineering. otoh, when comparing this to our missile-based air defense systems, our approach looks insanely stupid and costly. I think most of us suspected this ages ago, but here we are anyway.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 15 March 2026 18:46 (two months ago)

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 3m
Iran says it launched the Sejjil ballistic missile for the first time in its current response to US-Israeli attacks.

The solid-fuel missile is harder to detect and intercept, and Iranian officials say it can reach Tel Aviv in about seven minutes.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 15 March 2026 20:52 (two months ago)

Two weeks into the conflict and..

Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. https://t.co/Et21kHCiAw

— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) March 15, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 March 2026 20:58 (two months ago)

See? Kissinger-level insight.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 March 2026 21:05 (two months ago)

Two weeks into the conflict and..

🐦[Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. https://t.co/Et21kHCiAw🕸
— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) March 15, 2026🕸]🐦

He seems nice

tobo73, Sunday, 15 March 2026 21:15 (two months ago)

lol but also who's going to talk Trump out of that? I'm sure he loves the idea.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 15 March 2026 21:24 (two months ago)

lotta good "can this be a solution" memes out there but my favorite is the Fitzcarraldo one

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 15 March 2026 22:12 (two months ago)

the best way to stay friendly with people is to nuke them

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 15 March 2026 22:15 (two months ago)

I'm sure all those freighters would be thrilled to travel through a nuclear fallout zone.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 16 March 2026 01:00 (two months ago)

I can recall a similar proposal to excavate a canal through Nicaragua using nukes that was taken seriously enough to get a big write up in Time magazine. It was in the 1970s and was probably meant to exert leverage on Panamanian government during the negotiations over the expiring lease on the older canal. Gingrich no doubt also recalls when this bogus idea got floated.

Then again, I can recall a different big write up in Time magazine about the Glomar Explorer and the bright future for mining the ocean floor.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 01:15 (two months ago)

There was also the case for nuking Alaska

https://nuclearprinceton.princeton.edu/project-chariot

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 16 March 2026 01:28 (two months ago)

When the only tool you have is a nuke, every problem looks like a Japanese city.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 16 March 2026 01:45 (two months ago)

Holy shit dude

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 March 2026 02:06 (two months ago)

Woman Reporter: Can you explain why you're sending 5,000 Marines and sailors?
Trump: Shhhh, hey — you’re a very obnoxious person. (Then takes a question from male reporter)

curmudgeon, Monday, 16 March 2026 03:04 (two months ago)

If that male reporter were an actual journalist, his question should have been "Can you explain why you're sending 5,000 Marines and sailors?", as would have been all subsequent questions until Trump answered it. Sadly, although I didn't watch the press conference, I am 100% certain this did not happen.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 03:09 (two months ago)

officials say it can reach Tel Aviv in about seven minutes.

Fingers crossed

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 16 March 2026 04:27 (two months ago)

Hegseth’s ranting about “barbarians” and “savages” says more about him and his boss than his enemies. It seems the “secretary of war” may have had some traumatic experiences while serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, where many US and UK soldiers were killed by improvised explosive devices (IEDs)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/15/us-iran-war-donald-trump-failure

This is a strange point. Hesgesth is a drunk abuser who may have had traumatic experiences but its not as if he needs that to justify dropping bombs in the middle east when his predecessors have manufactured plenty of other hallucinations to justify blood baths in East Asia and Latin America

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 March 2026 09:22 (two months ago)

Trump draws backlash for comment on Iran war: ‘Maybe we shouldn’t even be there’
President made contradictory comment to reporters on Air Force One after pleading with allies to help US secure Strait of Hormuz

Donald Trump drew a backlash on Sunday for suggesting US efforts to protect the Strait of Hormuz were unnecessary – and that “maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all” because his country has plenty of oil of its own.

The president made the contradictory comment to reporters on Air Force One after pleading with European and Nato allies to enter the war in Iran to help the US secure the strait amid the largest oil supply disruption in history.

“Really, I’m demanding that these countries come in and protect their own territory – because it is their territory,” he said.

“They should come and they should help us protect it. You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all, because we don’t need it. We have a lot of oil. We’re the number one producer anywhere in the world times two.”

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:50 (two months ago)

I know I'm kidding myself but I want everyone involved in this to at some point realise how many innocent lives ended as a result of this vain and dishonest folly

congragulations (stevie), Monday, 16 March 2026 14:56 (two months ago)

If they were so innocent, why were they born in a country we don't like?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 16 March 2026 15:04 (two months ago)

trump, kushner et al are wholly owned by Saudi and Emirati royals and will do what they are told

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:08 (two months ago)

what he os told

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:09 (two months ago)

I suppose it's predictable that a result of the Abraham Accords is the U.S. doing the joint bidding of the Emiratis and Israelis.

Maybe we shouldn't even be there indeed.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:20 (two months ago)

Maybe we shouldn't even be there, but instead we should be in beautiful Venezuela, which is home to some of the world's most magnificent Oil Reserves, only a terrible man, who is now in prison, wouldn't let it be bought. But now they welcome our American Businessmen with open Arms, because they know a good deal when they see it (And besides, their stuff is much purer than the low-quality oil sold by the Iranians, who by the way have NO IDEA how to run a business!)

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:38 (two months ago)

The Saudis want Trump to bomb Iran?

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:58 (two months ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Saudi_Arabia_proxy_war

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:02 (two months ago)

The Saudis most definitely want a much-weakened Iran with little or no influence on events outside its border.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:05 (two months ago)

Is there a meaningful distinction between a “proxy war” (eg Iran and SA) and a “proxy conflict” (Israel and Iran)

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:13 (two months ago)

can we assume this is just total bullshit?

Trump says the US is “hammering” Iran’s capacity to threaten commercial shipping in the strait of Hormuz.

More than 30 mine-laying ships have been destroyed, he claims, before adding that the US is unsure if any mines have been dropped into the strait.

'We hit, to the best of our knowledge, all of their mine-laying ships … but we don’t know that any have even been dropped in, we’re not sure that any have been.

'We don’t know that they have dropped any in, but we’ve hit all 30 of their ships.'

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:26 (two months ago)

generally safe, not like you really need a mine laying ship to lay mines anyway tho im sure it does make it easier

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:30 (two months ago)

who knows, and i'm not an expert on war strategy, but, uh, it seems incredibly dumb to go on tv and say you completely destroyed all their mine-laying ships, but also reveal that you're not actually sure if you hit all of the mine-laying ships. "We hit, to the best of our knowledge, all of their mine-laying ships"...wasn't it the "best of our knowledge" that led to the u.s. murdering hundreds of children in a school on the first day of the war? the best of our knowledge is horrible.

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:31 (two months ago)

wish he'd volunteer to escort one of those ships himself

symsymsym, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:32 (two months ago)

As a live figurehead.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:34 (two months ago)

xp nono you see, he's trying to bait them into deploying their secret reserve mine laying boats, so we can hit those

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:35 (two months ago)

on the radio today i heard that all of the US and UK minesweeping ships were decommissioned very recently, and replaced with remote drone tech which has never been tested in the battlefield. and that this would be the first time the military gets to see if there's a gap between the sales brochure and the reality.

this article makes it sound like the US still has four, but they're in Japan
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/03/12/the-us-navy-decommissioned-middle-east-minesweepers-last-year-heres-what-they-did/

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:39 (two months ago)

i heard they were in philly

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:40 (two months ago)

kind of like he's trying to bait the entire world into 100% believing that he's completely full of shit and that's so incredibly naive and sheltered from knowledge that he didn't even know that iran would close the strait of hormuz and had absolutely no plan for it, but actually what's going on is he has this incredible plan that is going to take place as soon as the UK apologizes to him

xp

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:41 (two months ago)

can we assume this is just total bullshit?

Time will tell.

So far: Iran have given no sign they want to negotiate. Oil markets are tanking and Trump admin asking Europeans to intervene shows Iran has meaningfully fought back.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:51 (two months ago)

jfc this whole thing is a blunder of epic proportions that would completely sink an administration in even a slightly normal country

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:27 (two months ago)

The Saudis want Trump to bomb Iran?

Yeah, MBS pushed for it. This from a WaPo story on 2/28:

President Donald Trump launched Saturday’s wide-ranging attack on Iran after a weeks-long lobbying effort by an unusual pair of U.S. allies in the Middle East — Israel and Saudi Arabia — according to four people familiar with the matter, as Israeli and U.S. forces teamed to topple Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei after nearly four decades in power.

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman made multiple private phone calls to Trump over the past month advocating a U.S. attack, despite his public support for a diplomatic solution, the four people said. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, meanwhile, continued his long-running public campaign for U.S. strikes against what he views as an existential enemy of his country.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:33 (two months ago)

carne asada otm, this is proceeding with even less competence than I expected. It's like early Covid but they chose to do this

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:35 (two months ago)

its insane that people are even humoring the idea that Trump/Hegseth had a plan, these people have never had a plan for anything and never seem to anticipate the response to anything they do

frogbs, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:38 (two months ago)

what continues to baffle me is even just in the spirit of self interest does Netanyahu not realise that this war will create an even longer-lived version of Hezbollah etc - will create generational enmity and antipathy toward Israel that will outlive his grandchildren? how do people not see this?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:39 (two months ago)

I think he is more concerned with staying in power and a forever war helps with that

octobeard, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:43 (two months ago)

I have been angry at or horrified by this country many times but I'm not sure I've ever felt so nationally embarrassed.

President Trump on Monday disparaged U.S. allies that he said had relied too long — and too expensively — on American defense, as several of those countries have declined to meet his call to send warships to escort merchant vessels in and out of the Persian Gulf.

“We don’t need anybody; we’re the strongest nation in the world,” Mr. Trump said. He suggested his request for assistance in reopening the Strait of Hormuz instead amounted to a loyalty test of America’s allies. “I’m almost doing it in some cases not because we need them but because I want to find out how they react,” he said.

Referring to countries that have rebuffed, or reacted coolly, to his appeal for ships, Mr. Trump said he had long believed that “if we ever needed help, they won’t be there for us,” and they were proving his point. He added, “You mean for 40 years we’re protecting you and you don’t want to get involved in something that’s very minor?” noting that Europe, Japan and others depend on oil from the Persian Gulf far more than the United States does.

Even so, Mr. Trump said that “numerous countries have told me that they’re on the way.” But asked to name them, he replied, “I’d rather not say yet, but we’ll be announcing them.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:49 (two months ago)

I don't even like those guys, I just asked them out to see how they'd react haha. Anyway, I have lots of friends. Lots!

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:50 (two months ago)

I feel like Netanyahu doesn't give a fuck about anything that happens after he himself dies. (Trump too.)

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:50 (two months ago)

yeah I'm usually against exclusively Netanyahu-based analysis of Israel's actions -- since there's a strong and broad political consensus on many issues among the majority; check out anything the nominal opposition leader Bennett has said lately -- but octobeard otm.

That said, I would argue that Israel has built for itself a situation wherein it must be in perpetual war to function; the apartheid system can only "work" if Israel is surrounded by enemies internally and externally. If Netanyahu stepped down today, not much, possibly nothing at all, would change.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:51 (two months ago)

good recap of Hormuz stupidity here from Spencer Ackerman

https://www.forever-wars.com/none-of-these-people-i-insulted-want-to-die-for-me-in-the-strait-of-hormuz/

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:53 (two months ago)

so forget framing it in terms of Netanyahu then. how do Israeli politicians - and the public - not see this? That Hezbollah was created in response to the occupation of Lebanon? That Hamas was created in response to the occupation of the West Bank and Gaza? that all their enemies are resistance movements and that new resistance movements are absolutely guaranteed to multiply in the wake of this violence like night follows day?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:54 (two months ago)

xp lol @ the url there

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:55 (two months ago)

“ you don’t want to get involved in something that’s very minor?”

C’mon get involved in a prelude to WWIII, we’ll be legends!

cinematic hobo hip-hop rock ‘n’ roll blues-jazz soul-review (Dan Peterson), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:02 (two months ago)

Have seen quotes from Israeli opposition and they are trying to outdo Netanyahu on Iran (according to FT report I saw earlier today).

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:07 (two months ago)

Yeah, it’s very minor, let’s get more nations involved! That always works out so well!

omar little, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:10 (two months ago)

how do Israeli politicians - and the public - not see this?

i think they they see it, but they discount it. they have convinced themselves they are too smart and too powerful for the arab/islamic world they treat with such contempt to ever hurt them beyond the level they currently achieve. they will always 'win', so there's no incentive to change course, only to double down.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:14 (two months ago)

I liked Germany's response:

https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3mh6cntmv7c2c

GERMAN DEFENCE MINISTER PISTORIUS: WHAT DOES TRUMP EXPECT FROM A HANDFUL OF EUROPEAN FRIGATES THAT THE POWERFUL US NAVY CANNOT DO? THIS IS NOT OUR WAR, WE HAVE NOT STARTED IT

frogbs, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:14 (two months ago)

just an epic amount of complete horseshit, extreme dog ate my homework energy, or the guy with the hot dog costume

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:15 (two months ago)

_“ you don’t want to get involved in something that’s very minor?”

Think this was Epstein’s recruiting pitch

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:17 (two months ago)

Here’s more on the explosion head in Iraq’s capital Baghdad – Agence France-Presse journalists report smoke was seen near the city’s heavily fortified Green Zone.

The zone houses the US embassy and other diplomatic missions, as well as international institutions and government offices. High-ranking officials and politicians also live there.

Explosions have been heard near the US embassy in Baghdad, Reuters reports.

The agency says a witness reported sirens being sounded in the Iraqi city.

We’ll bring you more details as we get them.

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:19 (two months ago)

the fact that none of our European allies were consulted or even informed before this began - who can blame them to leave us twisting in the wind

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:19 (two months ago)

there might actually be some consequences here, we can only hope

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:20 (two months ago)

it does feel like this is the one time Trump has truly stepped in it. he can go after elected Dems who are obsessed with bipartisanship and decorum and solidarity for their fellow rich people, and he can go after countries that ultimately are incentivized to have a good relationship with us, but Iran truly hates us for some pretty legitimate reasons and aren't gonna let him get away with the whole watered-down deal/declare victory routine. it does seem to be dawning on Trump that this war is gonna be the thing that defines the rest of his term and I think he really does regret starting it now

frogbs, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:21 (two months ago)

yeah I'm usually against exclusively Netanyahu-based analysis of Israel's actions -- since there's a strong and broad political consensus on many issues among the majority; check out anything the nominal opposition leader Bennett has said lately

I feel the same way about Trump/ Maga. Now I can’t say there’s a broad political consensus among the voters here obviously, but what would any of the current democrats do at this point if they were to win the WH, both chambers and Fetterman’s brain finally gives up the ghost. Maybe be slightly less embarrassing when they talk about it in public? I suppose that’s something...

Anyhow, probably time to update the Axis of Evil list, bc I don’t see anything or anyone putting the brakes on any of this.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:22 (two months ago)

Saudi and UAE rewarding their faithful servant:

https://open.substack.com/pub/popularinformation/p/kushner-breaks-pledge-seeks-5-billion?r=8btm1&utm_medium=ios

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:22 (two months ago)

xp

even if allies were consulted, who would agree to help? the us just threatened to invade greenland, to the point where the whole world had to actually take that very seriously and try to prevent it. and then tariffs, unilateral tariffs just to be a complete dickhead to the world and extract money for trump's money laundering operations for his family and friends. and before that, trump repeatedly supporting putin in whatever he wants to do (and bringing it round again to today, the very obvious fact that the war in iran greatly benefits putin)

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:23 (two months ago)

Trump faceplanting the diplomacy part of “lets have a war” was definitely on everyone’s bingo card

doesnt make it any easier to watch it play out

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:27 (two months ago)

the question is help with what exactly, we have no clear objectives, also we've already declared it the greatest victory in the history of the USA, any leader who agrees to send troops is committing political suicide

frogbs, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:30 (two months ago)

Iran blowing up radar facilities, China refusing to export materials the US military desperately needs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJE1Wx6AC7E

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:39 (two months ago)

any leader who agrees to send troops is committing political suicide

Yet it’s still somehow not for the leader that started the whole damn thing

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:42 (two months ago)

so forget framing it in terms of Netanyahu then. how do Israeli politicians - and the public - not see this? That Hezbollah was created in response to the occupation of Lebanon? That Hamas was created in response to the occupation of the West Bank and Gaza? that all their enemies are resistance movements and that new resistance movements are absolutely guaranteed to multiply in the wake of this violence like night follows day?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, March 16, 2026 2:54 PM (one hour ago)

I'm not sure it's much more complicated than that they've convinced themselves the causality is reversed.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 16 March 2026 20:07 (two months ago)

Amal Saad on the potential ground invasion.

Israel's reported preparations for a ground offensive in Lebanon potentially involving up to 450,000 troops--several times the roughly 100,000 it deployed in the 1982 invasion that reached Beirut--betray strategic frustration far more than confidence. Months of bombardment, decapitation strikes, and sustained attrition were designed to cripple Hizbullah and produce decisive results, but they clearly failed to do so.

A ground offensive will be extraordinarily costly, and expose Israel to significant vulnerabilities while furnishing Hizbullah with the kind of larger and highly visible targets that years of standoff strikes could not, though it will not come without cost for the resistance either. What it does offer Hizbullah is something strategically valuable in its own right, namely predictability, though Israel appears willing to incur those risks precisely because the war has become existential for it as well.

The assassination of Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah and decapitation of Hizbullah's senior military leadership were intended to cripple the organisation and considerably diminish its fighting capacity. But by eliminating the figures through whom Israel had long interpreted Hizbullah's behaviour, the decapitation campaign pushed Hizbullah toward deeper decentralisation and decision-making that is considerably harder to read. The events of March 1 illustrated this dynamic when Hizbullah launched a large preemptive salvo that surprised Israel and demonstrated an unexpected level of operational coordination and military effectiveness. Even more concerning for Israel, rather than paralyzing it, the assassinations appear to have accelerated an adaptation that left Hizbullah more strategically unknowable than it was before.

This dynamic points toward what might be called regenerative deterrence, which differs from classical deterrence in a fundamental respect. Whereas classical deterrence seeks to prevent aggression altogether through the threat of retaliation or denial, regenerative deterrence operates at a different level and often becomes more apparent once war has already begun. Its logic lies not necessarily in convincing the adversary that attacking will fail — though it may produce that effect — but in demonstrating that even sustained and severe damage can't eliminate the threat. The signal it sends therefore is not simply, or only, “do not attack,” but rather that even if attacks continue and losses are inflicted, the demonstrated capacity to regenerate and sustain the fight ensures that a decisive or stratgeic defeat remains out of reach.

Hizbullah officials themselves have made clear that they are prepared to fight “to the end”, which suggests that like Iran, they now believe in the need for a long war to end the US' and Israel's forever wars. The implication is not that Israeli escalation will cease in the immediate term, but that Israel could come to realise that even sustained and severe attrition can no longer deliver the decisive neutralization it desperately seeks.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 March 2026 22:33 (two months ago)

severe attrition can no longer deliver the decisive neutralization it desperately seeks

Jeez. How about desperately seeking a lasting peace agreement for a change? This is what predictably comes of a half century policy of "we will NEVER negotiate with terrorists" combined with declaring ALL your opponents to be terrorists because they fight you.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 22:46 (two months ago)

Iranian-Israeli activist Orly Noy, whose recent comments to Democracy Now about Gaza I just now posted on Israel, Palestine & the Levant rolling events: Oct 23 on,
also has a new NYRB piece, "Longing For My Tehran":
https://www.nybooks.com/online/2026/03/14/longing-for-my-tehran-iran-war/

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 01:33 (two months ago)

Israeli defence minister claims country's forces have killed Iranian security chief
The Reuters news agency is reporting that Israel’s defence minister, Israel Katz, has said Iran’s security chief Ali Larijani had been killed in an Israeli airstrike overnight (see post at 08.56 for more details).

In a statement, Katz said: “Larijani and the Basij commander were eliminated last night and have joined Khamenei, the head of the annihilation program, along with all those eliminated from the axis of evil in the depths of hell.”

However, some Iranian media outlets are reporting that Larijani will be publishing a message shortly. There has been no official confirmation from Iran. We have not been able to independently verify the reporting and will give you more details as we have them.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 10:17 (two months ago)

This is an argument for the war working and achieving quite a lot of its aims, despite the crazy comms from Trump and Hesgeth

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/3/16/the-us-israeli-strategy-against-iran-is-working-here-is-why

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 10:32 (two months ago)

Like I said yesterday. Time will tell.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 10:38 (two months ago)

From NY Times :

The Israeli military said separately on Tuesday that it had killed Gholamreza Soleimani, the head of the Basij, the powerful Iranian plainclothes militia, dealing another blow to Iran’s top leadership.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 11:14 (two months ago)

This article is compelling and smart. I’ve seen it forwarded around a lot. Let’s walk through why it’s wrong. 

1. The author argues that Iran’s military infrastructure especially its drones and missiles are being systematically taken apart.  True. But in the aftermath who is…

— Ilan Goldenberg (@ilangoldenberg) March 17, 2026

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 11:50 (two months ago)

The "time will tell" moment in that response is point 4 on Hezbollah, where Israel is preparing a ground invasion after the decapitation of the leadership.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 12:03 (two months ago)

Amal in the role of martyrdom

The killing of Ali Larijani, like that of Ali Khamenei before him, is best understood as an instance of strategic martyrdom, a dynamic that exposes the fundamental irrationality of Israel’s and the US’ continued reliance on decapitation strategies, especially given their repeated historical failure. The decapitation-attrition-invasion playbook that the US and Israel keep drawing from reveals systems locked into a familiar repertoire of counterproductive violence that have consistently failed to adapt to reality. This failure is so glaring that even Trump acknowledged it, when he recently admitted that the US attacked Iran "out of habit."

The underlying premise is that by removing senior leaders, the system they sustain will weaken and/or fragment. Yet this assumption reflects a narrow instrumentalist rationality in which leadership survival is treated as the paramount strategic objective and the threat of death is presumed to function as an effective form of coercion. But Iran operates from a value-strategic rationality whereby martyrdom itself can perform important political work and generate strategic effects that not merely resist but reverse the intended consequences of assassination.

That Larijani attended the mass rally and made statements openly embracing the possibility of martyrdom before his death only underscores how consciously this logic is adopted by those who bear its consequences, a logic articulated most clearly by Khamenei himself, who declared that “either we are martyred on this path, whose honour is eternal, or we achieve victory; both are victories for us.”

By transforming assassinated figures into sacred symbols of justice and resistance, in the tradition of Imam Hussein at Karbala, martyrdom converts the intended effects of decapitation into a strategy that successfully mobilises collective resolve, legitimises the political order, and regenerates both the system's continuity and its societal resilience.

In short, strategic martyrdom ultimately contributes to deterrence by regeneration, whereby repeated attempts at decapitation are subject to a law of diminishing returns as adversaries discover that killing leaders neither fractures the system nor compels submission but instead contributes to its consolidation.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:01 (two months ago)

That leaves one option: try to achieve a formal cease-fire. Theoretically, of course, Trump could simply declare that the degradation of Iran’s military and the killing of Khamenei constitute victory and walk away. But this is harder than it sounds. He cannot unilaterally stop Tehran from attacking U.S. assets or the Gulf states. Iran would rather fight a protracted war with the United States now than repeated wars with Israel in the coming years. Even if the United States unilaterally withdraws from the fight, if a future Iran-Israel conflict looks inevitable, Iran will likely continue targeting U.S. interests in the region as well as the Gulf states and energy infrastructure.

https://www.foreignaffairs.com/united-states/how-americas-war-iran-backfired

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:13 (two months ago)

Theory is that Israel killed Larijani to make sure the US didn't harbour any crazy ideas about negotiating some kind of peace deal with him.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 22:40 (two months ago)

Yeah, I've read that he was considered relatively pragmatic within the regime, also that w/o him or the other latest kill, the Revolutionary Guard becomes more dominant---but now what, the Gaza-fication of the whole country, with help of US?

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 22:54 (two months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcCh0VYdw5M

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 22:59 (two months ago)

Gaza is very tiny and crowded. Iran is immense and populous. Iran's Gaza-fication in any literal way is out of the question. Poor Lebanon looks like it's going to have another Gaza-fication attempted there soon.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:08 (two months ago)

Yeah,, it's big---was really thinking, though, that more likely they'd try to trash Tehran and other key areas, then----they don't have enough boots available for all that ground, but----"surgical" strikes, drones (like Putin is reportedly helping Iran with, at least according to Zelenskyy etc)?

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:48 (two months ago)

And yeah, they're already pounding suburbs of Beirut, not to mention the usual targets (refugee camps etc) in southern Lebanon.

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:50 (two months ago)

I don't doubt for a second that Russia is aiding Iran with targeting & intelligence - a protracted war is in Putin's interest

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:51 (two months ago)

Playing it both ways, prob---Putin also at least skirting hypotheticals re lifting of oil sanctions, Trump no doubt would like off-ramp from Ukraine---

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:54 (two months ago)

We get an analysis of the Trump administration’s Iran war strategy from former U.S. Army intelligence analyst Harrison Mann. “From day two of this war, the Trump administration has not known what to do and how to get out of this,” says Mann, who resigned from the U.S. Army’s Defense Intelligence Agency in 2024 over the Biden administration’s policy in Gaza.

....To talk about the Marines you mentioned, I think it’s really important to note, you know, we’ve seen this Marine expeditionary unit described as 5,000 troops, or you said 2,500 Marines. There’s 5,000 sailors and Marines aboard these ships altogether. There’s only about 1,200 actual ground troops, which is a relatively small number if you’re talking about invading a country, even if it’s just seizing a small island. So I want us to keep that in mind.

I think the target that seems to have risen to the top of Trump’s list — we saw him and Lindsey Graham tweeting about it over the weekend — is Kharg Island. Again, it’s a piece of critical oil infrastructure. The idea is that if you can capture it, you will basically get to hold 90% of Iran’s oil exports hostage. The issue with this is that you have to sail — if you’re going by ship, you have to make it through the Strait of Hormuz, which the U.S. Navy currently determines is too dangerous for it to go through, or if you fly in, you’re still landing on an island that’s just about 15 miles off the coast of Iran. So, frankly, I think any attempt to seize this island would be close to a suicide mission — I hate to say it — with U.S. troops within range not just of the drones and missiles that Iran has targeted the whole Gulf and Israel with, but also shorter-range weapons that they haven’t had the opportunity to use yet — artillery rockets, short-range drones. And it’s really easy to imagine how, if you drop troops on that island, they could really end up being trapped there, which would really play into the hands of the Iranian government. And I think a U.S. mass casualty event or even a de facto hostage situation would be much more valuable to Iran’s surviving leaders than the oil terminal that the operation would purportedly capture.


https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/17/harrison_mann

dow, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 00:51 (two months ago)

Another point of view (not that he thinks Trump knows wtf), with some tough questions at the end, but also I was struck by this:

In fact, the Islamic Republic of Iran is probably the top one or two most strategically lonely countries in the world. It really has very few reliable allies in the world. And so I think that the Chinese are not going to come and fight on Iran's behalf against Gulf countries with whom they have even closer energy relations. And Vladimir Putin actually has strong relations with the leadership inside Arabia … so I'm not concerned that this will deteriorate into a World War III, but … this has just set a very dangerous precedent and I don't think that the world or especially the Middle East is going to feel like a stable place for the foreseeable future.

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/17/nx-s1-5750397/iran-war-trump-karim-sadjadpour

dow, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 01:17 (two months ago)

Another footage of an Iranian impact east of Tel Aviv in central occupied Palestine pic.twitter.com/VijLbWMA1R

— Quds News Network (@QudsNen) March 17, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 06:11 (two months ago)

Yeah,, it's big---was really thinking, though, that more likely they'd try to trash Tehran

Tehran is huge.

Beirut is also big.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 06:12 (two months ago)

Theory is that Israel killed Larijani to make sure the US didn't harbour any crazy ideas about negotiating some kind of peace deal with him.

― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Never got a sense that Iran wants to negotiate.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 06:14 (two months ago)

Israel concerned the US might though.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 08:51 (two months ago)

Depends who is in those negotiations from the US side, don't think they have ever taken those seriously in the first place.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 09:15 (two months ago)

when your negotiators are Witkoff and Jared they have no reason to take them seriously.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 10:38 (two months ago)

if you drop troops on that island, they could really end up being trapped there, which would really play into the hands of the Iranian government

Don't worry, Ben Affleck is available

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 13:00 (two months ago)

i just had a lojng conversation with a Lebanese colleague of mine that was very eye opening. will try to find a minute to compose my thoughts about it.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:01 (two months ago)

oil at a 4 year high this morning, things are going well

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:29 (two months ago)

gas prices jumped another 30 cents overnight here

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:35 (two months ago)

Up 70 cents a gallon near me - was $2.89 the last time I filled up, $3.59 yesterday.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:40 (two months ago)

hush up, ingrates -- we live in the greatest country in the nation.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:45 (two months ago)

$3.79 to well over $4 depending on where you go here in Philly and the surround.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:48 (two months ago)

So this friend of mine who's Lebanese. She was very clear with me that Hamas and "Hezb" are arms of Iran. You can't think of them as resistance movements, she said. Hezb don't give a shit about Lebanese people. They don't give a shit about Palestine. Of course a lot of the people who sign up, 17 year olds with guns, they buy into "the cause" but leadership are taking orders from Iran. Oct 7 was timed to unsettle the chessboard at the point when the rich gulf states were on the verge of inking agreements with Israel. Iran wants to be the big player that everybody's afraid of. So yes, she hates Hezb, hates Hamas, hates Israel. She's like, everybody agrees the first two are evil. Why not the third?

She says Israel will tweet at like 4am that they're going to blow up a residential building and then at 5am they blow it up. So if you were asleep, you're dead. Her partner this morning said he feels all red lines are gone. "If Israel want to occupy the entire West Bank, Beirut... who's going to say no?"

She also talked about how Dubai is scared shitless that this is going to mess everything up for them. If you want to video call anyone you have to use an app call "Botim" (she's like yes, bad name) which is unencrypted and spied on, so if you send any footage of explosions or whatever it gets stopped before it goes out.

Anyway I felt I learned more from talking with her about this war than I've learned in weeks of listening to the radio, watching TV etc. Of course she and her family and friends have their own biases and points of view. But why aren't we hearing this in our media? The way ordinary people there break things down?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:56 (two months ago)

Oddly, I did hear a lot right after Oct. 7 that Iran was behind it, but that was from right-wingers.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 15:07 (two months ago)

xp

I just talk to my brother in Dubai on whatsapp and he has a VPN.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 15:22 (two months ago)

Be patient, tracer, our media is still catching up on processing its backlog of "angry white guy in a diner" opinions.

Suggest that the Lebanese people open some folksy diners.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 15:23 (two months ago)

My brother in Dubai doesn't seem to be bothered at all and has sent me pics but told me not to upload them anywhere. He said he drinks with Dubai secret service guys and they told him as long as he's "not a dickhead" he won't get arrested! I'm reading reports to him about the levels of destruction to various parts of Dubai and hue's very blase about it and saying: where you getting these reports from? I'm like OK, then - you know best. I'm thinking maybe he really has The Fear and is running on cope, but he genuinely doesn't seem worried.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 15:27 (two months ago)

Forgot to mention my friend said she can't believe how the US seems to think it would be relatively quick, given that the Iranian govt is absolutely willing to let its own people die by the hundreds of thousands rather than give in

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:09 (two months ago)

she can't believe how the US seems to think it would be relatively quick, given that the Iranian govt is absolutely willing to let its own people die by the hundreds of thousands rather than give in

Your friend is smarter than our leaders.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:20 (two months ago)

again, that is the right-wing view as far as Iran getting a nuke.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:23 (two months ago)

Must say I enjoyed this breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUDk2p4hJDI

nashwan, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:23 (two months ago)

I have a friend who got into Professor Jiang, I find his theories hella dumb and reductive but fundamentally harmless.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:25 (two months ago)

'Israel wants the US to lose' this is my jam

nashwan, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:28 (two months ago)

On the oil shock. No guarantee oil prices were to corn down even if the war ended tomorrow.

https://archive.ph/huarQ

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:00 (two months ago)

And from this piece it looks like supplies to the RSF from UAE were only disrupted for four days.

https://www.lemonde.fr/afrique/article/2026/03/18/les-livraisons-d-armes-continuent-entre-les-emirats-arabes-unis-et-les-paramilitaires-soudanais-malgre-la-guerre-au-moyen-orient_6672024_3212.html

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:04 (two months ago)

Keyes who said anything about a nuke? did I miss something

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:05 (two months ago)

ExxonMobil stock is up 30 percent since Jan. 1, fwiw. Wall Street likes their prospects.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:08 (two months ago)

xpost I meant the idea that Iran is willing to sacrifice hundreds of thousands of its citizens is the reason given for why Iran can't be trusted with a nuke--that they would use it against Israel without regards for consequences.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:09 (two months ago)

lol, that's an incredible take to have on 2 nuclear armed countries illegally invading a non-nuclear armed country. Is it meant to be a joke?

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:16 (two months ago)

try to read posts before spouting

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:26 (two months ago)

Yes, sometimes when you describe what right wingers are saying it sounds like a joke.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:27 (two months ago)

I mean that the Iranian govt is willing to grind a forever war rather than give in, nukes or not, without the kind of calculus a lot of other governments might use about "winning" or "losing" public opinion and it's wild the US seems not to have clocked this

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:29 (two months ago)

Is it a right wing thing to say that? Or that Hezbollah is essentially run by Iran?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:31 (two months ago)

xo
I wasn't attributing it to you fwiw, just kind of amazed at the utterly twisted contortions of logic in that argument.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:31 (two months ago)

well we do have the stupidest administration in history (xxp to Tracer)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:31 (two months ago)

Lindsey Graham comes along to eloquently summarize the idea: “If they had weapons-grade material, they would turn it into a bomb, and if they had a bomb, they would use it because they’re religious Nazis."

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:46 (two months ago)

Israel’s strike on an Iranian gas facility was coordinated with and approved by the U.S.

Now Iran can start attacking oil infrastructure in the Gulf. This kind of stuff takes much longer to build/repair/recommission than say just tidying up some shipwrecks from the Straits. The Straits would be a moot point for a long time if there is severe damage it could take years to get it all working again. There is no chess move here other than set the chess board on fire it seems.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:52 (two months ago)

I think one thing that is apparent is that groups like Hamas and Hezbollah and nation-states like Iran are not great! But the issue is that they are opposed to two of the worst actors that have ever appeared on the world stage, the US and Israel. So critiquing Hamas and Hezbollah and Iran is quickly taken up by cheerleaders for Israeli and US colonial and imperial logics, which is utterly stupid, but also explains why so many refrain from critiquing Hamas and Hezbollah in particular.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:54 (two months ago)

just back from carpet bombing some cities and schools and causing one of the worst chemical catastrophes of the age and thinking about some improvements the Tehran regime should be making and wanting to condemn them

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:01 (two months ago)

calz, fwiw, I am not doing that. Just explaining what I observe in contrast to what Tracer Hand posted.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:20 (two months ago)

Like, not everything everyone posts is directly correlated to their actual opinion on the subject.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:21 (two months ago)

wasn't accusing you of that, was more trying to summarise the attitude towards the victim states of this war from certain quarters. Sorry, ignore me!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:30 (two months ago)

no, thanks for clarification. i agree with you tbh!!

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:31 (two months ago)

time to start running my motorbike on Armagnac

Iran has threatened to attack energy infrastructure across the Gulf region in retaliation for Israeli strikes on its largest gasfield, the first targeted attacks on its fossil fuel production since the war began.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:14 (two months ago)

retaliation attacks on the oil infrastructure in the gulf would be an economic and environmental disaster for the region. I don't know what the game is here. The game is just pure dumb evil.

Was watching FPV drone footage from Iraqi insurgents just flying freely through the US "Victory" Base. Clearly there was no air defence operating, the place just looked abandoned.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:26 (two months ago)

Israel apparently trying to goad Iran into attacking the Gulf states so they join the war on the side of Israel and the US - though what they could actually do that would be any of possible use is debatable. I imagine they really want the Saudis to join the war.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:29 (two months ago)

Israel doesn't care about the economics of the region or of the world because they know the US will back them and keep them afloat no matter what they do.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:34 (two months ago)

some of the Gulf state regimes only have very limited armies whose main purpose is to protect them fat fuckers from their own populations that utterly despise them! They buy overpriced piece of shit planes from the US to keep them happy. I don't think there is much appetite for war from them. But I get the feeling behind the wall of censorship that shit has got very real in Israel and they are desperate.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:36 (two months ago)

UAE are much better at funding evil neo-colonial proxy wars than fighting them, or at least they used to be!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:38 (two months ago)

I'm still thinking about this detail:

seeing claims that bot activity on Twitter went way down ever since that Israeli data center got hit

― frogbs, Friday, March 13, 2026 8:40 AM (five days ago)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:39 (two months ago)

I don't think there is much appetite for war from them

Ehh the Saudis really went after the Houthis not too long ago

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:41 (two months ago)

xxxxpost Why does Iran leadership want the Saudis to join the war?

dow, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:44 (two months ago)

I read that as Israel hoping the Saudis jump in

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:46 (two months ago)

He think he meant that Israel wants them to

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:47 (two months ago)

Exactly.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:48 (two months ago)

yep Israel wants the Saudis on the Axis of Epstein side of the war, hence some questionable false flag attacks on Saudi oil infrastructure in the first week that Iran denied.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:49 (two months ago)

well this is a weird twist, if true.. from wiki

2025-2026

According to MEMRI, the London-based newspaper Ras Al-Yom reported on an alleged implicit agreement between Riyadh and the Houthis, in accordance with direct instructions from Crown Prince Muhammad Bin Salman. According to the report, the Houthis would station units near Hadhramaut and the Yemeni-Saudi border to stabilize it. It is also mentioned that Saudi Arabia sent funds, weapons and ammunition to assist the mission. The alleged agreement was a consequence of the 2025–2026 Southern Yemen Campaign and the subsequent retreat of the Southern Transitional Council from the region.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:53 (two months ago)

Obviously the Saudis sitting on the sidelines hoping the US and Israel do their dirty work for them, they're aware that joining with Israel to attack a Muslim nation is nagl.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:55 (two months ago)

I guess the Iranians have already struck natural natural gas plants in Qatar

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:02 (two months ago)

The US navy learnt that the Houthis are no joke during Prosperity Garden and left with a damaged carrier (and possibly damaged pride) and lots of personnel with PTSD because they were not used to getting fired back at. The Saudis had to agree to a ceasefire with them due to their non-navy sea power abilities (blockades without expensive carriers or destroyers).

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:08 (two months ago)

everything gettin more expensive, some links

fertilizer:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/14/global-food-supplies-iran-war-fertiliser-yara-svein-tore-holsether

aluminum, especially solar modules:
https://heatmap.news/energy/strait-of-hormuz-aluminum

generic drugs:
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/16/strait-of-hormuz-closure-generic-drug-prescriptions.html

polyethylene
https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3mhdnbw2ro22z

* DOW CEO SAYS UP TO 50% OF POLYETHYLENE SUPPLY IS OFFLINE, CONSTRAINED OR IMPACTED AMID MIDDLE EAST DISRUPTIONS -- CONF CALL

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:11 (two months ago)

This is going to be more like the Great Depression than the mere blip of a crisis from 1973. Lol we're all going to die!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:16 (two months ago)

The helium thing re Qatar is already causing problems at my work. Also the fertiliser crisis feels like a bomb about to go off but I feel like we can all resolve the urea shortage by going around asserting that Iran has the right to defend herself, that should boil enough piss to get us through

jus au rascal (wins), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:27 (two months ago)

oh right I forgot the helium link

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-iran-war-disrupts-global-helium-supply-and-artificial-intelligence-chip/

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:29 (two months ago)

who needs nuclear power stations when you can boil a gazillion litres o' piss just by stating that illegal wars of state annihilation by rogue states are actually fucking bad and wrong.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:32 (two months ago)

Chapeau, wins.

I just signed up to advise an algal biofuels startup. Sea slime will save/consume us all.

Ed, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:39 (two months ago)

would read thread, love it Ed

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:40 (two months ago)

reminds me of the SCOP that everyone eats in Bruce Sterling's "Islands In The Net" book

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:40 (two months ago)

The gaslighting and censorship in this war must be awful in the US. But in the UK there is a different kind of propaganda going on. There is this staged framing that Starmer has refused to get involved with this war. Whilst every day B2's loaded with deadly cargos take off from colonial runway UK and from the fucking Garcia base towards Iran. Government stenographers like Lewis Goodall saying Starmer has played a blinder here by defying Trump. When that is actually not what he did ay all.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:42 (two months ago)

$108.66 a barrel now

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/18/oil-prices-surge-after-israeli-strike-on-iran-gasfield-irans-threats

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:43 (two months ago)

everywhere is Cuba

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:46 (two months ago)

I keep thinking we need a Hands off Cuba! thread but I don't have the heart to start it

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:51 (two months ago)

fertiliser crisis feels like a bomb about to go off

I might be more careful about posting those words together on the internet

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:56 (two months ago)

xp maybe this one from Alfred?

The New Cuba Thread

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:57 (two months ago)

It's just so really disheartening listening to that disgusting paedophile talking about taking over a state he has helped collapse, and also every other US administration from the last 80+ years who has helped collapse it.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:00 (two months ago)

Iran is firing MORE and they are hitting MORE per shot than during the first days of the conflict.

Not good.. pic.twitter.com/IWj7Szy0jL

— Andreas Steno Larsen (@AndreasSteno) March 18, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:09 (two months ago)

I say its good

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:09 (two months ago)

yep it's because they knocked out the THAAD radar stations early on

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:10 (two months ago)

They are a war machine pushed into existential battle for survival mode. They used all their cheapest old stock early to exhaust the interceptors and I think in this period they took out 4 US THAAD batteries in the Gulf. Now they can do serious damage at will. And the US/Israel Epstein alliance is still trying to escalate things by attacking their gas fields. Fucking insane.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:18 (two months ago)

yeah they've been preparing for just this kind of scenario for years, decades

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:24 (two months ago)

lol someone is doing fine with the high prices

Iran has continued to ship tankers of crude through the strait of Hormuz without interruption in the weeks since the war began while threatening to set ablaze vessels carrying crude from neighbouring Gulf states.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:27 (two months ago)

The gaslighting and censorship in this war must be awful in the US. But in the UK there is a different kind of propaganda going on. There is this staged framing that Starmer has refused to get involved with this war. Whilst every day B2's loaded with deadly cargos take off from colonial runway UK and from the fucking Garcia base towards Iran. Government stenographers like Lewis Goodall saying Starmer has played a blinder here by defying Trump. When that is actually not what he did ay all.

The only country that can truly claim to have stood up against Trump is Spain, who expressly forbade them from using their military bases. Their government is by all accounts historically unpopular but I dunno every time they do something on the world stage it's pretty awesome.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 23:15 (two months ago)

I remember yelling something like this when I was about 8 or 9

In a Tuesday social media post, he said that, given the U.S. was the most powerful nation in the world, “WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!”

On Wednesday morning, he took to Truth Social again to ponder what would happen if he was to “finish off” the Islamic Republic and “let the Countries that use it, we don’t, be responsible for the so called ‘Strait?’”

“That would get some of our non-responsive ‘Allies’ in gear, and fast!!!” he concluded.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 23:44 (two months ago)

I remember yelling something like this when I was about 8 or 9

In a Tuesday social media post, he said that, given the U.S. was the most powerful nation in the world, “WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!”

He’s going to be stumbling around the White House saying this, with his pants down around his ankles a la The Jerk

dell (del), Thursday, 19 March 2026 00:00 (two months ago)

" I call it the Bent of Hormuz..."

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 19 March 2026 00:08 (two months ago)

We’ve got our own Strait here in America. His name is George and his Ex’s live in TX.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 March 2026 00:26 (two months ago)

https://maritime-executive.com/article/iran-hits-ras-laffan-home-of-the-world-s-largest-lng-terminal

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 00:58 (two months ago)

From sleeve's linked article above:

Danny Citrinowicz, former chief of the Iran desk for Israeli Defense Intelligence, said Wednesday that Iran's heavy retaliatory strikes were foreseeable.

"What exactly did they think would happen? That Iran would capitulate? That it would open the Strait of Hormuz under pressure?" he said. "The very foundation of this campaign appears to rest on a profound misunderstanding and a severe underestimation of Iran. . . . If these assumptions guided decision-making, then the trajectory from here is not stabilization, it is escalation."

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 03:32 (two months ago)

Trump is denying they knew anything about the attack on the Iranian South Pars gas field, despite it being reported as a coordinated attack at the time, and who knows he might not even be lying for once. Getting headless chicken tethered to a very nasty zombie corpse vibes from The Epstein class/Zionist coalition of evil this morning. It is being reported as him "throwing Israel under the bus" rather than "Netanyahu" which perhaps adds weight to the rumour that he's either very dead or ever so slightly injured.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 06:43 (two months ago)

Pentagon seeks more than $200 billion in budget request for Iran war

shake that magic money tree before it gets burnt to the stump.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 07:08 (two months ago)

So this friend of mine who's Lebanese. She was very clear with me that Hamas and "Hezb" are arms of Iran. You can't think of them as resistance movements, she said. Hezb don't give a shit about Lebanese people. They don't give a shit about Palestine. Of course a lot of the people who sign up, 17 year olds with guns, they buy into "the cause" but leadership are taking orders from Iran.

Whatever their reasons they are the only ones fighting for their land.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/18/fighting-intensifies-israel-hezbollah-southern-lebanon

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 07:23 (two months ago)

The question of how Hezbollah has managed to preserve its presence south of the Litani, despite more than a year of the Lebanese army trying to disarm them, as well as near-daily strikes on fighters and weapons caches from Israel, has yet to be answered. Despite the intense pressure, Hezbollah has managed to put up a strong fight on the very frontlines of south Lebanon, using a mixture of anti-tank guided munitions, drones and artillery.

If this is Hezbollah after severe blows then what about Iran

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 07:24 (two months ago)

I think the triumphant reports of Hezbollah's demise after the pager attack were premature. After such a disgustingly indiscriminate terror attack like that which maimed 100s of children it's going to make the movement stronger. The Israeli "decapitation" doctrine makes even less sense against such a huge and ancient nation state as Iran.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 07:30 (two months ago)

“Their” land? lol. xposts.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 March 2026 08:28 (two months ago)

What's the White House's wartime comms strategy?

“We’re over here just grinding away on banger memes, dude," a senior WH official said.

astonishingly, this is actually a real WH quote from a politico piece from today.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDwbFWbWkAAEGwX?format=jpg&name=small

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 08:57 (two months ago)

xp I mean Lebanon. Hezbollah are one of the parties in Lebanon, they contest elections etc.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 09:16 (two months ago)

Iranian diplomatic source to @Irannow_

The U.S. has reportedly, for the third time today, sent a message via a regional intermediary requesting a halt to the war.

This time, the request was accompanied by a threat to escalate assassinations inside Iran if Tehran does not… https://t.co/TJGGEvLCS2

— Hala Jaber (@HalaJaber) March 19, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 09:23 (two months ago)

The rest of the tweet: "does not comply.

Iran reportedly responded that its position remains unchanged: no ceasefire until its objectives are achieved"

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 09:25 (two months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDwqJMtb0AAyoOF?format=jpg&name=small

they murdered the academic moderate Al-Larijani and his replacement, Jalili seems like he might be slightly less chill.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 10:30 (two months ago)

The United States may permit sanctioned Iranian oil currently stored on vessels to enter the market as part of efforts to manage rising crude prices, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Thursday on Fox Business’s Mornings with Maria.

Bessent said there were approximately 130 million barrels of Iranian oil on water that could be utilized to keep prices down. The Treasury Secretary indicated the US has allowed Iranian oil to continue flowing out of the Gulf despite ongoing tensions.

lol does the left hand even know what the right hand is doing at this point and also lol @ "despite ongoing tensions"

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 13:21 (two months ago)

In that same interview the Fox guy was like, "Uh, that's only about a day's worth of global supply," and Bessent was like, "No no, you're looking at it all wrong."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 19 March 2026 13:24 (two months ago)

damn it, says Hegseth to Trump, we can't carpet bomb the hell out of inflation and alls we can do is bomb things.

I can't even watch Hegseth. He's so repugnant makes me feel physically ill. He's like some disgusting mash up of all the boilerplate greaseball bully characters in Stephen King novels.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 13:47 (two months ago)

What Capital needs, Capital gets

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 14:01 (two months ago)

We'll see but did think other countries would eventually join.

UK and allies say they are ready to join 'efforts to ensure safe passage' in strait of Hormuz
The UK has joined European allies and Japan in saying they were ready “to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the strait of Hormuz”.

In a joint statement, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands and Japan condemned Iran’s attacks on commercial vessels and oil and gas facilities in the Gulf, while expressing “deep concern” over the escalating conflict.

The statement said:

We condemn in the strongest terms recent attacks by Iran on unarmed commercial vessels in the Gulf, attacks on civilian infrastructure including oil and gas installations, and the de facto closure of the strait of Hormuz by Iranian forces.

We express our deep concern about the escalating conflict. We call on Iran to cease immediately its threats, laying of mines, drone and missile attacks and other attempts to block the strait to commercial shipping, and to comply with UN Security Council Resolution 2817.

It continued:

We express our readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the strait. We welcome the commitment of nations who are engaging in preparatory planning.

We welcome the International Energy Agency decision to authorise a coordinated release of strategic petroleum reserves. We will take other steps to stabilise energy markets, including working with certain producing nations to increase output.

We will also work to provide support for the most affected nations, including through the United Nations and the IFIs (International Financial Institutions).

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 14:13 (two months ago)

Lol, some brave magical thinking there.

"Right lads all we have to do here is just not get turned into a colander by swarms of speedboat drones"

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 14:20 (two months ago)

They'll end up escorting Iranian ships.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 14:29 (two months ago)

Tala Ramadan
@TalaRamadan
WASHINGTON, March 19 (Reuters) - The U.S. may soon remove sanctions from Iranian oil that is stranded on tankers to help lift global supplies and reduce prices, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Thursday

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 19 March 2026 15:05 (two months ago)

bold gambit

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 March 2026 15:26 (two months ago)

‪Emily Gorcenski‬
✧@em✧✧✧.gor✧✧✧.s✧✧‬
· 1m
Hoo boy Iran evidently hit an F-35, which landed safely

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 15:55 (two months ago)

hold up we are removing sanctions from the country we are currently at war with, am I reading that right?

frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:23 (two months ago)

lol yes

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:23 (two months ago)

art of the deal

congragulations (stevie), Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:28 (two months ago)

checking in on our biggest brains after one week

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a4wzpl7hpxvvntj6hatvuhlw/bafkreihmgxso7sky7amiwj4aqyodp77b5nsg6mh5mpvpil4zlp3ahockqy

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:31 (two months ago)

and they get to sell their oil at an inflated price that the US facilitated with this dumb war xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:31 (two months ago)

An interesting take from Spencer Ackerman:

Xi Jinping Has A Chance To Do The Funniest Thing Right Now

I AM NOT a China expert. I will not pretend to be one here. Many people in the west of divergent politics have over the past few years called for Xi Jinping to rescue their favored causes. Rules-Based International Order dead-enders hoped in vain in 2022 that Xi would restrain Russia in Ukraine. Just this week, Trump urged Xi to force open the Strait of Hormuz and thereby save the war he started. Xi, like Rorschach, has whispered "No." Joyce Karam of al-Monitor's China-Middle East newsletter wrote on Wednesday that China is in "no rush" to end the Iran War, and laid out reasons why a protracted conflict that drains American power redounds to Beijing's benefit.

However. The looming entrance of Saudi Arabia into the conflict provides Xi with an opportunity. Whether he takes it or not will say a lot about Chinese power and geopolitical ambition at this stage in Beijing's development. I make no predictions.

In 2023, China unexpectedly brokered a detente between Saudi Arabia and Iran. It was the inaugural exercise of Chinese power in the Middle East. As you can tell, it's not going very well, although Beijing has not acted over the past three weeks as if it has lost face diplomatically. Still, China did not merely convene talks, it became a signatory to the deescalation, implicating Chinese prestige. That means China can intervene on the basis of an established diplomatic accord.

Chinese diplomats would not need the U.S. to be a party to their negotiations, but Washington would quickly be bound up in them. In order to prevent a Saudi-Iran exchange of fires, Beijing would need to provide Iran with reasons to stop its missile and drone barrage across the region. The only way to do that would be to give Iran the restored deterrent it seeks—or at least the promise of one, so Tehran has a basis for deescalation. That requires China to prevent Washington with a fait accompli and a tacit dare: a ceasefire in the Gulf—provided the Americans join it and bring the Israelis into it. The Americans would no longer be dealing with the Iranians. They'd be dealing with the far more powerful Chinese.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:33 (two months ago)

Iran release footage of US F-35 getting clipped by air defenses pic.twitter.com/VfsC8rjR4c

— Richard Medhurst (@richimedhurst) March 19, 2026

this is how "F-35 landed safely" looks in this era of wartime censorship.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:55 (two months ago)

It'll go higher

Cash Dubai crude (balance of the month) just broke above $170 per barrel.

To my knowledge, no crude has ever commanded more than $170/bbl before. pic.twitter.com/BH6q3LGqCs

— Rory Johnston (@Rory_Johnston) March 19, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:03 (two months ago)

gold and silver crashing today as well... lol, we really are all going to die this time!

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:06 (two months ago)

One of the Iranians who is not at all a monarchist and has family in Iran has pointed out he can't talk to family bcz of this

⚠️ Update: #Iran's internet blackout has entered its 20th day, with international connectivity unavailable to the general public for over 456 hours.

The incident is now the longest recorded shutdown in Iran's history, surpassing the blackout imposed during protests in January. pic.twitter.com/DovE5nA6AT

— NetBlocks (@netblocks) March 19, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:08 (two months ago)

xp haha...yes etc

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:08 (two months ago)

yo calz:

‪Emily Gorcenski‬
✧@em✧✧✧.gor✧✧✧.s✧✧‬
· 6m
Some videos are going around (including being spread by some big OSINT accounts) purporting to show the hit, but these videos are fake.
‪Emily Gorcenski‬
✧@em✧✧✧.gor✧✧✧.s✧✧‬
· 5m
Not only are they fake, they are also propaganda.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:18 (two months ago)

in conclusion, fuck Twitter and everyone who still uses it

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:21 (two months ago)

I have seen that video on Bluesky.

This is from twitter, it makes sense from the reports of increased strikes from Iran in the last few days.

I talked to two Israeli sources on why Iranian launches continue to increase, despite US-Israeli claims that they have destroyed almost all of the launchers. Here is what they said:

1) The 90–95% drop in volume claimed by CENTCOM earlier in the month was probably a temporary lull as Iran repositioned its remaining launchers into hardened sites. Independent satellite analysis suggests that a significant portion of the "80% destruction" claimed by the IDF actually hit high-fidelity decoys.
2) Despite fewer launchers, the lethality per strike has increased. Iran's shift to cluster warheads has allowed a single missile to impact multiple locations simultaneously, compensating for the lower volume of launches
3) Iran has successfully set up mobile, underground units able to fire at steady rates. Iran used that quiet period to move their remaining ~100-120 heavy launchers into "Super-Hardened" facilities
4) Iran is utilizing its Zolfaqar and Dezful road-mobile launchers. These units move from hardened tunnels to pre-surveyed launch spots, fire, and return underground in under 10 minutes, often before coalition drones can re-task for a strike.
5) Because these launching units are decentralized, it is very hard for US and Israeli intelligence to get info on them.

Israel and the United States do not have an answer to this problem. That is why they are trying escalation on energy sources instead. But that is backfiring.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:23 (two months ago)

xp
I'll take the word of Richard Medhurst vouching for it. He's a trusted reporter for me. Never heard of her. I believe it came from an official IRGC account. Did they make it up? who knows. If it is fake why did centcom put out the "emergency landing" story to the press to something that is made up?

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:27 (two months ago)

and fuck you with your pointless twitter snobbery. It's still used by the UK left.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:28 (two months ago)

Independent satellite analysis suggests that a significant portion of the "80% destruction" claimed by the IDF actually hit high-fidelity decoys.

oops

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:29 (two months ago)

This seems good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izhvnSjFeAg

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:30 (two months ago)

No Calzino, Elon Musk himself is pushing this onto your feed why don't you delete your account and read a newspaper or go to bbcnews.com the only trusted provider? xps

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:31 (two months ago)

X is k*** f**** now, if someone tells me the cool leftists are hanging out at k*** f**** I’m like okay then hate that for them

My bigger feeling is that I’m kinda tired of hearing the argument tbh we’re not gonna ban the links and nobody’s mind is gonna change ever because addiction so it just feels like a constant derailment now

jus au rascal (wins), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:50 (two months ago)

Nobody is stopping you from using Twitter. I think it's good actually that people fall for disinformation and share it here. It's very hard for one single person working alone to filter out all the disinformation on a platform that devotes no resources to policing bad actors or limiting their reach.

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:57 (two months ago)

Haven't got the energy for stupid twitter arguments tbh. The real blast is: lol, axis of Epstein empire your F-35s that are supposed to be untouchable vertical death from the skies are getting clipped like clay pigeons innit bruh!

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:03 (two months ago)

That I'm told I use the bad app bcz I'm addicted is a bit tedious, and also odd that you are pulling that diagnosis on people you don't really know but you do you.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:10 (two months ago)

the thing about cheerleading is that it's only jumping up and down and yelling

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:11 (two months ago)

not that there's anything wrong with that

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:12 (two months ago)

The real blast is: lol, axis of Epstein empire your F-35s that are supposed to be untouchable vertical death from the skies are getting clipped like clay pigeons innit bruh!

agreed!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:16 (two months ago)

important ethical choices: nitpicking between which US billionaire techbro platforms are acceptable or not as the US leads the global economy into absolute destruction and the closest the whole planet has been to actual nuclear armageddon since the cold war. it just seems crazy to me. I despise all of these fuckers equally.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:18 (two months ago)

fair but I think Twitter is objectively worse as a source of reliable info, ymmv obviously

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:20 (two months ago)

it's chaotic and full of bots and crazy shit, yes. It's also full of some really great posters, some of whom I've followed for over 10 years now. Lots of trustworthy reporters. I'd literally commit suicide if I was only informed by the UK state media (Mi6 has a staff screening office inside the bbc building) or the wretched legacy media. I'd literally just die from the noxious fumes of the daily dark propaganda/consent manufacture/outright hateful bigoted bullshit churn.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:27 (two months ago)

17% of world natural gas supply is offline for the next 5 years

that's how devastating the attacks on oil/gas infrastructure are. It takes so long to build this gear and it's so quickly destroyed.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:38 (two months ago)

17% of world natural gas supply is offline for the next 5 years

where is this from?

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:41 (two months ago)

that I saw, hang on

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:42 (two months ago)

oh yeah it is probably misleading, it's 17% of Qatar's natural gas knocked out for 5 years. Which is still a shitload of LNG.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:44 (two months ago)

Qatar has about a fifth of the world's LNG

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:47 (two months ago)

So, about 3.5% of the world supply gone *poof*. That's not trivial.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:48 (two months ago)

I don't think even Trump is crazy enough to escalate any more tit for tat oil/gas attacks.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:51 (two months ago)

There are many, many contenders, but this is feeling like the dumbest thing the US has ever done.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:52 (two months ago)

He is absolutely dumb enough xp

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:52 (two months ago)

so now we're gonna let Iran sell oil on the open market? This has worked out well for them

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:52 (two months ago)

wonder what its going to take to get iran to stop destroying the local oil infrastructure

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:54 (two months ago)

this thread is not a good one for trusted info lol

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:58 (two months ago)

xp to all threads

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:58 (two months ago)

you need to follow some people from think-tanks who are disinformation experts and also American. Yeah that will be your sweet spot, Z

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:01 (two months ago)

i'll get right on that

but didn't you just post this:

17% of world natural gas supply is offline for the next 5 years

in quotes, just upthread?

implying that it was a quote? or something you copied and pasted from elsewhere? but it wasn't a quote, because the reuters article didn't say "17% of world natural gas supply". i get that it's a liquid shit ton of gas, still, since Qatar has enormous reserves, etc etc, it's a big deal, you're not wrong. but why did you type your own quote?

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:05 (two months ago)

he probably saw it on twitter ;)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:07 (two months ago)

I don't think even Trump is crazy enough to

Let me stop you right there.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:08 (two months ago)

I'm seeing 3.5% world supply

"Iran's strike destroyed 17% of Qatar's LNG export capacity, with repairs expected to take 3-5 years; the strike eliminated roughly 3.5% of global LNG supply in a single attack."

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:08 (two months ago)

this is the rare case where the US elites have discovered a war they genuinely hate, unless they are oil company execs reaping windfall profits. this has allowed for some dissenting voices among their usual mouthpieces. but, point taken. when you live here, you learn to filter by source as best you can. just outright rejecting all media has the disadvantage of leaving you stranded on a desert island, or entering the tornado of social media and trying to filter that by source when the source is often opaque.

As the lyric to "smiling faces" put it: your enemy can't do you no harm, cuz you know where he's coming from.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:09 (two months ago)

xxxps
it was a misleading headline and I already posted that. I think you are ever so slightly crazed at this point Z to be posting about it still. 17% of Qatar's LNG being offline is still seismic enough to shift markets. Go and have a warm glass of milk or something.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:12 (two months ago)

^absolutely. there is a ton of disinformation out there, enormously amplified in quantity and quality by ai. i know everyone will roll their eyes at the ai being higher "quality" disinformation because as we all know, all ai-generated images have 6 fingers in them. but, as i have been whining/worrying about for years on the ai thread, it's _good enough_ to fool enough people so that it's a serious, serious problem. if you believe in google or duck duck duck go or ask jeeves or whatever, just search for "AI" + "disinformation" + "Iran war". it's overwhelming.

so, amplified disinformation on top of the expected misinformation that comes or reports from the chaos of war. it's not a reason to get angry at the idea of "disinformation", as some people here do, it's a reason to pay more attention to sources, no matter where or what they are, and think for a second, especially before posting fake quotes

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:15 (two months ago)

It’s not really a helpful thought but much as with the unpredictable cascading effects of climate change past a certain point I think there’s a chance you just get to a level of fuckedupness where the psychopaths doing all this just ramp up the bloodlust and chaos and … doing whatever

jus au rascal (wins), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:16 (two months ago)

xp to Z

yep I posted a link from a parody site recently and was nicely reminded by Darin to please spend 30 seconds checking my sources before posting, in my defense it was posted by a friend who does not usually post that kind of stuff (sub-Onion website clickbait)

wins also otm sadly

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:18 (two months ago)

*drinks warm milk* and as far as twitter goes, i realize it still has useful information on it that apparently cannot be accessed on any other social media platform. but if you walk into a novelty store and see an autographed santa claus sign for $20, do you assume that it's a real santa claus signature or do you consider the context

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:18 (two months ago)

anyaway ffs the main point I was trying to make was the downtime of rebuilding infrastructure after one single attack. Yeah the the world LNG figure was 5-6 times over. But unfortunately for you -Z - I won't harikari over that shit. I'm over it already!

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:21 (two months ago)

Benjamin Netanyahu did his first live press conference earlier... ffs ... why isn't this genocidal scum dead under rubble?

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:25 (two months ago)

sorry calz, though, i'm not trying to make too big of a deal out of it, just very sensitive to disinformation due to my upbringing. and yes, knocking out 3.5% of global LNG production in one attack is pretty bonkers

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:25 (two months ago)

well thanks for being cordial about it Z

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:26 (two months ago)

Go and have a warm glass of milk or something.

this is your answer to the person who just challenged the source of your post that put 17% of world supply inside of quote BBcode, when the true figure was 3.5%? you were spreading disinformation here less than an hour ago. just own it forthrightly instead of waving it off and dismissing what you did.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:27 (two months ago)

Looks like Netanyahu isn't dead after all.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:29 (two months ago)

warm milk for everyone

a (waterface), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:30 (two months ago)

if he reads today's posts itt maybe he'll change his mind

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:30 (two months ago)

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Pentagon is seeking $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war, a sizable amount that is certain to be met with questions from Congress, which would need to approve any new money.

"It takes money to kill bad guys," Hegseth said.

god I just want to punch his face shut

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:33 (two months ago)

xxxxp
yes and this was after I'd already posted it was a misleading headline and corrected it literally 3 minutes after posting it. And now me and Z just had a shake hands and get on past it moment and you think this non-event needs stirring up some more? Just needless thread derailment. Grow the fuck up, Aimless

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:34 (two months ago)

"Looks like Netanyahu isn't dead after all."

him being still alive actually felt like a death in the family.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:36 (two months ago)

lol rob

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:38 (two months ago)

twitter is not that bad because my current timeline is lots of people who are not conspiracists and genuinely had started to believe that Netanyahu might be dead, now in mourning because he is still alive.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:45 (two months ago)

very sneaky subterfuge was making people think he was dead by use of obvious AI slop videos. What a fucking age to be still alive in.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:50 (two months ago)

The crude oil chart that's been up on the NYT today is absolutely maddening - that they couldn't even be bothered to show what the price was at the beginning of this month just makes it look like there was this 24 hour oopsie spike.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:58 (two months ago)

do we think the media will ever tire of reporting on the US/Trump and Israel telling contradictory lies about each other?

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:01 (two months ago)

Global oil markets are out of control:

As the Iran War closes week 3, US oil prices are trading at $97/barrel, up +76% since December.

Meanwhile, physical oil prices in Oman are up to a RECORD $167/barrel, a +72% PREMIUM.

What is happening? Let us explain.

(a thread) pic.twitter.com/hRwiBmH3a2

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 19, 2026

controversh twitter link, but sometimes proper boring finance wonk accounts are a good barometer of how fucked we are more than legacy media, who are government stenographers first.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:08 (two months ago)

can't read Twitter threads if you don't have an account

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:16 (two months ago)

congratulations, I guess.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:18 (two months ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/19/west-point-analysis-iran-war-costs

The authors offer specific estimates for materials damaged in the early days of the war, writing that “it will take over thirty thousand kilograms of copper just to replace the two major US radars destroyed in Bahrain and Qatar” and “thousands of kilograms of additional copper to fix or replace other damaged US communication equipment, sensors, and radars in Jordan, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE”.

this sounds very much like it's in cope/denial mode, like why would any of the Gulf states want this shit rebuilding when it is just effectively a giant target on their territory rather than a defensive boon. And also the straits blockade has so many production chains it impacts on then lol ... we're all gonna etc...

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:30 (two months ago)

Talking about cope, I'm having difficulty making sense of this article:

https://www.foreignaffairs.com/iran/stunning-failure-iranian-deterrence

Although it was the United States and Israel that instigated attacks on Iran on February 28, leaders in Tehran deserve some of the blame for failing to effectively deter their adversaries.

Iran’s strategy worked for a time. But over the past few years, Tehran made a series of errors that proved deadly. It revealed the limits of its missile force and depended too much on its network of proxies for protection. It curbed its nuclear ambitions at what in hindsight appears to have been the most inopportune moment: when Iran was close enough to developing a bomb to invite a preventive attack but not close enough to deter one. It also publicized the progress it was making in technologies relevant to building nuclear weapons instead of holding its cards close to the chest.

Iran wasted its conventional and proxy forces by treating them not as guardians of its nuclear program but as tools of offensive regional competition. Its network of partners that was supposed to make Iran too costly to strike had, by 2026, made it conspicuously vulnerable. The missile arsenal that was supposed to threaten devastating retaliation had been prematurely spent. All Iran had left was its latent nuclear program, but even that failed because the regime divulged details that should have been kept secret.

The failure of Iran’s deterrent invited a devastating regional war. Tehran wanted the benefits of a nuclear weapon without the actual weapon. It wanted the power of a regional proxy network without the discipline to husband it carefully. These contradictions compounded until the structure Iran had built for four decades gave way all at on

The writers are scholars at "The Nuclear Policy Program at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace.". They appear to be blaming Iran for not building a nuclear weapon?

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:41 (two months ago)

It's a horrible take in the sense that nuclear weapons are beyond the pale and inexcusable, but also a complete repudiation of all previous criticisms of N Korea, who currently have schools and densely populated cities that don't actually get bombed by the Epstein axis of evil alliance. So who knows eh?

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:49 (two months ago)

yeah who put these idiots in Tehran in power anyway

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:49 (two months ago)

gr8 post m8

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:51 (two months ago)

They appear to be blaming Iran for not building a nuclear weapon?

This is sort of a fair criticism though, no? Having them may give you more security but being in the process of obtaining them gives you less? It's safer for a country to either have them or not have them than to be in the process of getting them, potentially narrowing the window of action for adversaries.

Its why after the fall of Gadaffi when people said the lesson learned here for countries will be to get nukes so they don't get invaded and I thought that didn't really make sense because you can't just order some nukes and have them ready to go next week

anvil, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:04 (two months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDy04pkboAAFMJ3?format=jpg&name=medium

The bbc gleeful "WATCH LIVE" reportage on a UK journalist almost getting murdered by the IDF. Because the guy works for RT and is anti-Zionist. The quickest way to lose UK citizenship is to be anti-Zionist because you can literally get murdered by the IDF and they wont give a fuck.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:05 (two months ago)

but if you walk into a novelty store and see an autographed santa claus sign for $20, do you assume that it's a real santa claus signature or do you consider the context

― z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Yeah no wonder you can't tell what's real

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:08 (two months ago)

xxp
Yeah we're all familiar with the argument now that having nuclear weapons potentially makes you less of a target for the USA, that has obviously been aired loads in the past few weeks. That article seems like concern trolling, because they blame Iran for the assault by USIsrael, and I can't see any situation where Israel doesn't attack Iran for having, thinking about having, and of course not having, nuclear weapons. Have your cake and eat it too, either way, blame Iran.

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:12 (two months ago)

Santa uses autopen

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:14 (two months ago)

Why are not Tehran getting any respect for their murdered Ayatollah who actually fucking issued a genuine fatwa against the production of nuclear weapons that was actually being respected? Anyway, yes I do know why. It's because basically the West are the fucking Nazis.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:25 (two months ago)

sometimes proper boring finance wonk accounts are a good barometer of how fucked we are more than legacy media, who are government stenographers first.

― calzino, Friday, March 20, 2026 7:08 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Financial media in general, especially FT, Economist, Bloomberg and Nikkei. People pay for these news sources so they have money to do actual journalism. They are obviously biased towards making huge piles of money, but tend to come at it from a classical liberal perspective (war is bad because dead people can’t be exploited for their labour, buy stuff or keep the money flowing)

Ed, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:30 (two months ago)

FT a better example of this than the Economist which imo does let its ideological blinkers take precedence over providing useful info quite often.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:34 (two months ago)

Heard some ex State Dept dude on the radio and he basically said the Iranian regime has no reason to stop the fighting yet.. they want to hammer home a major disincentive to pull this shit again soon, by demonstrating that they 'hold the cards' for complete economic disruption in a way their foes won't forget... it's not a nuclear bomb but economically may be just as powerful

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:37 (two months ago)

They really should've done this earlier. Iran might have saved Gaza

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:48 (two months ago)

I don't know about that, IDF are still managing to commit mass murder in Lebanon and work on future genocide plans there whilst getting bombed to fuck by the IRGC

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:53 (two months ago)

these genocide motherfuckers can multi-task

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:54 (two months ago)

work on future genocide plans

yeah, like building a secret base in Somaliland to take on the Houthis

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:57 (two months ago)

it's not a nuclear bomb but economically may be just as powerful

The danger of course is that demonstrating how vulnerable the strait is might give other parties more incentive to say, 'let's just go in and take the country over, we can't have this'. I don't think that will happen because Trump has angered and alienated so many countries, and the war is massively unpopular everywhere. The best-case scenario is that it gives everyone reason to actually negotiate. But Israel for sure doesn't seem interested in any kind of negotiating, they're in total regional domination mode. It would have to be the U.S. actually ending the war. Anyway, that doesn't seem very likely in the near term either. So the most likely thing is things just kind of go on for a while until they're intolerable in one way or another. Massive escalation into WWIII isn't the most likely outcome imo, but it's hardly off the table.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 19 March 2026 22:02 (two months ago)

xp

Somaliland is one of these neocolonial hellholes that most people in the UK don't have a clue about. Yet there are UK military contractors there and I think the UK are UN security signatories for them or some fudge like that and they exert lots of malign self-interested power in the region. But ultimately it means that for normal folks that live there it is a neo-colonial hellhole. It really fucking sucks there for normal folks.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 22:03 (two months ago)

Which is why all normal autonomous states in Africa don't fucking recognise Somaliland as anything other than malign neo-colonialist bullshit.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 22:06 (two months ago)

Now it all comes down to the US discovering that Iran won't fall over no matter how hard we bomb them. We tried that in Vietnam. It failed miserably. It will fail here, too.

The real question here is how long the US will persist in its folie de grandeur, how many times we'll be told to just be patient because it's working the way we planned it and they'll collapse any day now, before Iran lets us negotiate a peace agreement. Israel knows that day will come and they're trying to grab as much control of the region as they can before the US bows out.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 22:58 (two months ago)

The US are probably finished in the Gulf states. Insurgents in Iraq are flying FPV drones around "Victory" Base unchallenged by any defence. The smaller Gulf states are weak as piss and could fall very fast. The Vietnam comparison doesn't really hold up because the US navy have already retreated and any expeditionary ground troops they attempt to bring into the conflict will get annihilated in a manner that would make Vietnam look like a holiday. Just need to look at the meatgrinder in Ukraine only it would be much worse for the US troops in this case.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 23:25 (two months ago)

The bombing campaign is futile when you consider how long Ukraine has held out, which is a giant country being bombed for almost 5 years now, but still dwarfed by Iran. The US military is just too hollowed out to able to maintain the Nazi style war of annihilation Hegseth is talking up.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 23:35 (two months ago)

that's without even mentioning the global economy crashing out, potentially to a 1920's level of depression. That's probably a bit hyperbolic, but this will be worse than 1973. I'll bet my last bag of brown pennies on that, actually no might need to melt them down or something!

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 23:42 (two months ago)

The Vietnam comparison doesn't really hold up

the other thing is that the domino theory was an actual thing

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 March 2026 00:13 (two months ago)

Speaking of economic warfare and related, good discussion here:

NERMEEN SHAIKH: Professor Khalili, you mentioned that there are — they are looking for, the Iranians, to see which vessels in the Strait of Hormuz — to what countries they’re affiliated, looking at their flags. Chinese vessels have reportedly been permitted to pass through the strait. China imports about 40% of its oil from the Middle East and has been one of the largest buyers of Iranian oil. There are also reports that the Iranians are suggesting they’d consider allowing a small number of oil tankers to pass through the strait if the oil cargo is traded in Chinese yuan rather than —

LALEH KHALILI: Yes.

NERMEEN SHAIKH: — U.S. dollars. If you could comment on that?


https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/19/south_pars_bombed

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 01:22 (two months ago)

one more for the road:

But the rules that are being established around Iran, starting with abandoning the nuclear deal to the military attack today, will ultimately become — are being seen around the world as the new rules that govern the world. So, the Iran rules are becoming world rules. And if that’s the case, then we’re entering a rule of the jungle, or the rule that the United States will decide when to go to war and who can lead whatever country. Then countries are going to try to find ways to defend against that. Some will enter into military pacts. Some will go under China and Russia’s umbrella. But a lot of them will take now going back to having nuclear weapons very, very seriously.

https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/19/vali_nasr_iran_middle_east

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 02:23 (two months ago)

https://twitter.com/i/status/2034717858383511809

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 07:43 (two months ago)

You killed the moderate (Kantian Philosopher) now you get the radical (PhD in Supply Chain Logistics)

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 07:45 (two months ago)

#Iran War Update No. 20 (focus on Iranian strategic narrative):

🔹The Strait of Hormuz is being increasingly framed in Tehran as a tool of Iranian leverage rather than a temporary wartime tactic. Iranian officials are openly discussing a post-war regulatory regime, including transit fees and IRGC-controlled routing. At the same time, there are reports that a “safe corridor” system is already being implemented for selected countries through Iran’s territorial waters.

🔹Meanwhile, international efforts to counter this are taking shape. Six U.S. allies U.S. allies – the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, and the Netherlands – have signaled readiness to support maritime security operations in the strait, pointing toward a gradual internationalization of the waterway’s security. However, the exact form of their involvement remains unclear.

🔹Iran’s approach to escalation remains centered on vertical escalation rather than horizontal (expanding target types/categories). When Israel struck South Pars, Iran responded by targeting major energy infrastructure across the Persian Gulf. Continued strikes on U.S. bases follow the same pattern, i.e., response to attacks on Iranian military infrastructure. The focus so far has been on escalating within existing categories of targets, increasing scale and impact, rather than opening entirely new domains.

🔹This logic was reinforced by Iran’s strike on the Haifa refinery despite U.S. messaging against further energy targeting, underlining Tehran’s emphasis on enforcing its own red lines rather than accepting those imposed by the adversaries.

🔹According to Iranian expert commentaries, Iran’s current approach rests on three key elements: unpredictability, a “madman strategy,” and making threats to the enemy more credible; the latter reflected in shortened gap between warning and action, aimed at “correcting past misperceptions” caused by restraint.

🔹Energy infrastructure remains at the center of the conflict. Damage to Qatar’s Ras Laffan LNG facility has caused significant disruptions to global gas markets, with parts of the complex potentially requiring years to fully recover.

🔹At the same time, Iran continues to sustain its own exports. Oil shipments from Kharg Island remain ongoing at roughly 1.1 to 1.5 million barrels per day, while increased storage at Jask suggests preparation for prolonged disruption scenarios.

🔹The war is also driving new economic dynamics. Discussions in Washington about waivers for up to 140 million barrels of Iranian oil indicate mounting pressure to stabilize global energy markets, but Tehran signals it will continue prioritizing China as its main costumer.

🔹Militarily, the United States maintains that operations are progressing, with over 7,000 targets reportedly struck. However, Iranian assessments suggest U.S. operations are adapting under pressure, including greater reliance on stand-off strikes, regional bases, and long-range bomber missions from Europe.

🔹Israeli strikes continue to target Iran’s military-industrial base, including electronic industries in Shiraz, reflecting an ongoing effort to degrade Iran’s industrial ecosystem.

🔹At the same time, there are indications of Iranian tactical adaptation. Reports of an F-35 being hit, possibly through Surface-to-Air Missile ambush (SAMbush), have fueled discussion about improved survivability and evolving Iranian air defense tactics.

🔹Regionally, attacks on U.S. positions persist. Bases in Erbil and Bahrain have reportedly been targeted again by Iran and its Iraqi allies.

🔹Unconfirmed reports of rocket fire from Syrian territory toward the Golan Heights raise the possibility of another active front, although the scale and intent remain unclear.

🔹Tensions between Iran and the UAE have escalated sharply. Diplomatic relations are deteriorating, with visa suspensions, closures of Iranian institutions, and reports of embassy shutdowns signaling a significant breakdown in ties.

🔹Internal security pressures inside Iran remain high. Authorities continue arrests linked to “espionage” and insurgent activity, particularly in southeastern regions, reflecting ongoing concerns about internal destabilization alongside the ongoing war.

🔹Diplomatically, divisions within GCC persist. Oman continues to push for de-escalation, Qatar maintains a more balanced stance, while Saudi Arabia and especially the UAE are adopting increasingly confrontational positions toward Iran.

🔹China has maintained a cautious posture, emphasizing stability and energy security while avoiding alignment with either side. Beijing has so far refrained from calling directly on Iran to halt its attacks and instead, continues calling on all parties to end hostilities.

🔹Inside Iran, discussions about nuclear doctrine are re-emerging, including limited calls for weaponization or withdrawal from the NPT, although these remain on the margins for now.

🔹Overall, the war is increasingly being shaped by competing efforts to define the rules of escalation, with Iran attempting to formalize new realities on the ground – especially at the strait – while external responses remain fragmented and uncertain despite growing concern over maritime security.

A really good summary of where we are at. Some already discussed here and additional detail, with some updates on Kharg, what Israel are targeting, a note on Syria.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 11:25 (two months ago)

Where is that from?

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 20 March 2026 13:20 (two months ago)

Despite the war and Nowruz happening, Iran found the time to do this reports the NY Times:

Three men were executed by hanging in Iran on Thursday after they were convicted of killing two police officers during anti-government protests in January, according to the Iranian authorities.

One of the men, Saleh Mohammadi, was a decorated 19-year-old wrestler, according to human rights groups. The groups raised concerns about his execution, pointing to a fast-tracked trial and a forced confession.

curmudgeon, Friday, 20 March 2026 13:50 (two months ago)

xp this guy's twitter: https://www.irananalytica.org/

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 14:10 (two months ago)

Thanks

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 20 March 2026 14:17 (two months ago)

xp I don't see why it would be surprising for a nation at war to carry out executions? The US has executed 7 people so far in 2026.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:23 (two months ago)

For crime that happened two months ago?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:35 (two months ago)

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138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:35 (two months ago)

I'm not saying it's justice, I'm wondering why curmudgeon thought it remarkable that "Iran found the time to" make a public spectacle of executing anti-government protesters during a time of massive social upheaval and two psychotically violent imperialist powers openly trying to destroy the regime, including by assassinating civilian leaders.

and sure my post was classic whataboutism. but I don't really get the blanket antagonism to doing that when we're talking about which stories the NYT decides to publish, how it paints the Enemy as "savage" while pretending the US isn't doing worse in its concentration camps, its prisons, and in multiple countries.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:51 (two months ago)

Is Iran antidemocratic? Yes. Is this story propaganda for the war? Also yes.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:52 (two months ago)

You don't get blanket antagonism to executing protestors?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:55 (two months ago)

blanket antagonism to whataboutism

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:58 (two months ago)

NAGL for anyone from the West to point fingers at Iran rn tbh

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 15:11 (two months ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/5l4mgs.png

omar little, Friday, 20 March 2026 15:22 (two months ago)

wouldn't want a bl

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 15:28 (two months ago)

Nato’s mission in Iraq has been fully relocated to Europe, the alliance said, with the last personnel from the non-combat force of several hundred departing the country on Friday.

“Nato Mission Iraq has adjusted its posture, safely relocating all its personnel from the Middle East to Europe,” said a statement from the alliance’s European command.

What were these ppl even doing there?

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 15:51 (two months ago)

"We decided to adjust our posture before we had it adjusted for us"

Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 March 2026 16:13 (two months ago)

x-post to Rob- Yep my phrasing may not have the best and you have me thinking about Iran's executions a bit more. It is not surprising I guess that the current Iran regime wants to still demonstrate its control and will execute protestors who they arrested in January, even while the Iranian government is currently defending itself against US and Israel attacks.

curmudgeon, Friday, 20 March 2026 18:19 (two months ago)

in human rights terms, replacing American hegemony/influence with that of China (the petroyuen over the petrodollar, via Ira's Hormuz filter) and Russia (already getting waiver of sanctions, playing both sides as usual)--speeding up that process---is not a good thing, nor is surviving Iranian leadership's even harsher, or just as harsh, treatment of their "own" populace. Powers-wise, this war is Game of Thrones (at least the adaptation, haven't read the books): a realpolitik asshole vs. asshole.

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 19:37 (two months ago)

yeah, I get the impulse to want to see America get a slapdown, but there is no good outcome here.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:38 (two months ago)

Yeah.(And by "human rights," I mean cultural, incl. economic, conditions, quality of life as well as survival.)

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 19:41 (two months ago)

I don't follow that post. Are you saying the US has (or had until now) hegemony/influence over Iran? Which may, in the future, be replaced by Russian and/or Chinese hegemony/influence?

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:55 (two months ago)

Hegemony or influence everywhere, via the petrodollar---as referenced in that first Democracy Now interview I linked yesterday:

The End of the Petrodollar? How Iran War Is Reshaping the Global Economy: Author Laleh Khalili

https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/19/south_pars_bombed

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:02 (two months ago)

China has been extending its influence and developing its resources in a lot of places, a lot of ways, but this speeds up the process.

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:06 (two months ago)

But that says Iran is actually looking for alternatives to the dollar in order to challenge the petrodollar regime, which is, you know, as I said, one of the fundaments of the U.S. empire but it doesn't seem to suggest US has/had human rights influence or hegemony

curmudgeon, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:10 (two months ago)

there is no good outcome here

true. the only way to win was not to play and now its too late for that.

however, there are better and worse outcomes for the various nations. for the USA and our allies not named Israel, the better outcome would be for some kind of sanity to prevail and the parts of the government not named Trump assert some control in order to disengage our country, while salvaging what we can from the wreckage. They must also put some metaphorical shackles on the least sane part of this government. They have this power, but the majority are too cowardly to use it.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:15 (two months ago)

https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/19/south_pars_bombed
― dow, Friday, March 20, 2026 4:02 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

China has been extending its influence and developing its resources in a lot of places, a lot of ways, but this speeds up the process.

― dow, Friday, March 20, 2026 4:06 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

Well now I'm more confused because Khalili makes a case for one positive outcome of the war: a switch to renewable energy and the US losing its capacity to use oil as a weapon of deprivation against countries it wants to destroy, e.g. Cuba. I'm not personally interested in making arguments for this war being "a good thing," but when looked at from this angle, it certainly sounds like switching from a unipolar US-dominated financial system to a multipolar one might be a lot better.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:36 (two months ago)

it certainly sounds like switching from a unipolar US-dominated financial system to a multipolar one might be a lot better.

hard agree

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:41 (two months ago)

Yes, there might be good outcomes, more of a diversity of influence, but what she calls the "petroyuen," extending Chinese influence, doesn't make things less transactional, or do anything for human rights: China's long-term aim looks like becoming the predominant corporate nation-state, the Chinese Century succeeding the American Century. and some rational adaptation, like going to renewables, looks like part of that, yay, but otherwise, things might not be so good for a lot of people (and do the petrostates look fwd to renewables, how will they incl. we [US] adapt?)

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:50 (two months ago)

IDGAF quite frankly, almost literally anything is better than US dominance

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:54 (two months ago)

never thought I would see this happen in my lifetime, rot in hell USA and good riddance

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:54 (two months ago)

To be clear: fuck the leaders of China, Russia, Iran, USA, Israel, Saudi Arabia, the Houthis, Hamas, and Hezbollah.

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:55 (two months ago)

yeah I can cosign that

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:56 (two months ago)

can't find a source other than the Nazi CSAM disinfo website but

"The US Navy is investigating whether sailors aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford deliberately set fire to their own ship to end the deployment"

is this the new fragging?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:00 (two months ago)

did the sailors of the USS Gerald Ford intentionally throw themselves down flights of stairs

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:05 (two months ago)

or clog the toilets

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:06 (two months ago)

The rest of the world is increasingly seeing China as the grownup in the room, or at least a co-equal threat with the USA.

And human rights? The world is comparing Uyghur slave camps with ice camps. Chinese media censorship with Trump threatening and suing media organisations and ownership by aligned billionaires.

Which oligarchy do you want to align with?

The one that’s going to randomly drone strike you and impose tarriffs the one that’s can build things and sell you solar panels?

The kids are getting this - look at China maxxxing social media.

Ed, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:18 (two months ago)

the chinese have chili oil everywhere so i side w the chinese

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:24 (two months ago)

^^ truth bomb

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:27 (two months ago)

Maybe it’s different for Europe but in Asia, Africa and even South America China looks like a partner.

Even Australia is starting* to gets to grips with its place in Asia, rather than its illusory membership of europe/anglosphere

*starting is doing a hell of a lot of work there. In hope probably.

Ed, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:28 (two months ago)

partner is a rather sanguine version of what many countries would call them.

bulb after bulb, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:33 (two months ago)

In terms of actually suffering from the consequences of Chinese hegemony I'd think Europe has the least right to complain. Antipathy more down to former colonial power's sour grapes than anything else.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:38 (two months ago)

I'm thinking more about Chinese influence on other governments' behavior: Trump doesn't care about human rights, but he'll be gone at some point point, and hopefully be replaced by somebody who cares in a somewhat significant way, doesn't mean I wamt the US to remain dominant, but worry about maim countervailing force being so neg re human rights (but yeah they may help your gov improve quality of life in some respects, unless your gov considers you redundant)

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:38 (two months ago)

The US has never cared about human rights in any context that wasn't also sociopolitically advantageous; same true of all other great powers obv.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:41 (two months ago)

He’ll get replaced at best by someone who cares about who cares about human rights as much as Biden did.

China is going to have to do a lot of evil to catch up with what US has ‘achieved’ in my lifetime, particularly the last 25 years. Not sure they belong on a list with USA Russia Israel etc

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:45 (two months ago)

China doesn't care about human rights within its own borders, but do they demand that other countries adopt their human rights policies as a condition of doing business?

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:10 (two months ago)

China is going to have to do a lot of evil to catch up with what US has ‘achieved’ in my lifetime, particularly the last 25 years. Not sure they belong on a list with USA Russia Israel etc

fucking seriously, not even in the same universe

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:24 (two months ago)

The Uighurs and Tibetans would like a word with you.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:48 (two months ago)

Also, Chinese exploitation and support of authoritarian governments in Africa is huuuuge. Not diminishing the crimes of other countries, but China-maxxing and anyone who praises China is fucking delusional

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:51 (two months ago)

well yeah, but anyone who pretends the US is any better is similarly delusional imho

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:56 (two months ago)

Aimless in "not getting it" shocker

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:57 (two months ago)

the US was overthrowing governments when Mao was just a kid

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:58 (two months ago)

In what way am I pretending the USA is better? I was just placing China in "the same universe". Their exact relative positions is an exercise I leave up to the reader.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:00 (two months ago)

I'm arguing that the US is objectively worse, dude

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:00 (two months ago)

I agree. But "not even in the same universe" was a reach too far for me.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:01 (two months ago)

haha OK fair

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:02 (two months ago)

China is better in the sense that they mostly just massacre and repress their own people rather than doing it to other countries.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:03 (two months ago)

table is otm but boy high-speed trains and solar panels sound pretty good to me right now, but that’s how they get ya

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:04 (two months ago)

As China's power grows, their power to do evil also grows. Give them time. They are quick learners, as evidenced by their Belt and Road Initiative.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:09 (two months ago)

nah it's not the same, gtfo with the US apologist nonsense

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:13 (two months ago)

not trying to chinamaxxx or anything I realize they’ve got real issues but I’m fresh off a read of the Jakarta Method and you know just holy shit.

anyway internet tankies are annoying but tbh imo tankies > think tankies every single time

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:16 (two months ago)

yeah the choice right now the world is looking at is 21st century (China) or 19th century (US), easy choice for me anyway

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:19 (two months ago)

nah it's not the same

who said "the same"? oh, you did.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:19 (two months ago)

you were speaking in the hypothetical future tense, I was disagreeing

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:20 (two months ago)

I promise I can be just as pedantic as you

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:21 (two months ago)

you need more practise

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:23 (two months ago)

well to be fair you're maybe 15 years ahead of me ;)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:25 (two months ago)

also, "practise"??

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:25 (two months ago)

congrats!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:29 (two months ago)

Give them time. They are quick learners, as evidenced by their Belt and Road Initiative.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, March 21, 2026 10:09 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

B&R initiative has all the potential to turn into a new imperial tributary system but it’s done more for human development in 13 years than the previous 50 of the western imperial tributary system. Quick learners indeed.

Ed, Friday, 20 March 2026 23:32 (two months ago)

^^^ Ed otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:37 (two months ago)

generally speaking the US feels like a stagnant and declining place in so many respects, which is in a lot of ways a real tragedy for a lot of people here and for more around the world, but it's so in character considering our outdated notions of what America means and what it means to be a strong American. we're almost clownishly retrograde, and of course instead of being leaders into the future we're letting a faux-strong/actually weak leader drag us back into the dead past.

omar little, Friday, 20 March 2026 23:41 (two months ago)

well yeah, but anyone who pretends the US is any better is similarly delusional imho

I think this demands an issue by issue comparison that would be pretty lengthy and this isn’t the right thread. I am obviously not an apologist for the US, lump me with that crew and I will start FPing.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 21 March 2026 00:29 (two months ago)

agreed and sorry for derailing

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 21 March 2026 01:16 (two months ago)

If I lived in China I would be more focused on making China not so terrible but since I live in the U.S. I’m more focused on making the U.S. not so terrible. Comparing oppressive systems is kind of a losing proposition imo. Handy thing about fighting oppression is you can pretty much do it anywhere, you don’t have to travel at all.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 01:25 (two months ago)

China might prove to be a more benign hegemon than the US. Impossible to say.

treeship., Saturday, 21 March 2026 01:32 (two months ago)

I am not an expert here, but I have heard that their investments in Africa are less predatory than similar arrangements that the US has made with these countries.

treeship., Saturday, 21 March 2026 01:37 (two months ago)

so

News Eye‬
✧@news✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 1h
BREAKING: Iran has targeted Diego Garcia with two ballistic missiles [Wall Street Journal].

Diego Garcia is 4000kms from Iran. If Iran can hit the island, they can also reach London, Paris & every other EU capital

This would be a catastrophic failure of US intelligence on Iran’s capabilities.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:08 (two months ago)

US removes sanctions on 140 million barrels of Iranian oil as Trump seeks to lower gas prices

im sorry this is so funny

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:39 (two months ago)

our country is in no shape to be starting wars we simply do not have our shit together

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:40 (two months ago)

yeah this is beyond parody. guys what the fuck are we doing here

frogbs, Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:41 (two months ago)

(plays fiddle)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:43 (two months ago)

Ketan Joshi, whom everyone should be folllowing turned me on to this.

At about the same time as Qatar turned off th gas taps a significant chunk of Australia’s gas export capacity broke. Good news if you buy gas in Australia but bad news everywhere else.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-20/gas-giants-go-to-ground-amid-middle-east-war/106477862

Ed, Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:49 (two months ago)

I support Iran (and all its proxies) and China (on the internet). As Martin Luther King said (iirc), "the arc of history is long but it bends towards justice".

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 07:08 (two months ago)

Anyway, amazing how all the diplomatic efforts to lift those evil fucking sanctions didn't work, but bombs and drones really cut through the bullshit.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 07:14 (two months ago)

习哥哥、我们已经招募了字母表的蟟. 现在能给我五毛吗?

Ed, Saturday, 21 March 2026 08:21 (two months ago)

Feeling blessed rn

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 11:14 (two months ago)

The Islamic Republic might save us from a WC in Saudi Arabia

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/21/iran-war-floored-gulf-states-sports-hub-economies

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 11:25 (two months ago)

IRGC is claiming it hit a third Israeli F-16 fighter jet over central Iran early this morning. It seems like US might be taking more risks with their planes as they start running low on long range munitions. And it makes absolute fucking nonsense of Trump and his psycho greaseball pal claiming that Iran's air defences have been taken out.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 12:24 (two months ago)

xp

I just wish they could save us from the forthcoming WC :(

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 12:28 (two months ago)

I know..

During Trump’s first term, there was much discussion about whether we should take his statements seriously or literally. The answer is neither.

The reasons go beyond Trump’s evident cognitive decline. He repeatedly contradicts himself and/or other senior officials, sometimes several times a day. His listeners are left guessing whether Trump is stating policy, making a course correction, seeking to manipulate markets, trying to misdirect adversaries, or has simply lost it.

On the topic of Iran, for example, Trump’s statements during the last 24 hours suggest that he is about to declare victory and go home, is on the verge of escalating the war with an effort to seize one or more islands in the Persian Gulf, something in between, or all of the above.

The more prudent approach is therefore to ignore what Trump and other senior US officials say, and take their utterances seriously or literally only to the extent that these align with what the United States is actually doing. Take your cues from reality, not words.

As an example, the unprecedented military buildup in the Middle East during January and February made clear that a US-Israeli war was imminent.

Similarly, it now seems increasingly clear the US is determined to put “boots on the ground” and try to seize territory in the Persian Gulf. And that regime change remains a central objective.

Professional assessments that this would be a foolhardy and most likely costly initiative are neither here nor there. The same was true of the initial US decision to launch this war, yet the warnings were cavalierly disregarded by the Trump administration.

This is what's coming.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 12:30 (two months ago)

Looks like Kharg Island first — which I guess they can say doesn't constitute an invasion, since it's not the mainland, they're just securing the strait. But once you've taken the first bite, the next one becomes tempting.

https://www.axios.com/2026/03/20/iran-invasion-kharg-island-strait-hormuz

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:08 (two months ago)

"He wants Hormuz open. If he has to take Kharg Island to make it happen, that's going to happen. If he decides to have a coastal invasion, that's going to happen. But that decision hasn't been made," a senior administration official told Axios.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:09 (two months ago)

The Islamic Republic might save us from a WC in Saudi Arabia

The war has served some purpose then.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:11 (two months ago)

Shitter's full.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:11 (two months ago)

the concept of an amphibious land invasion in the post Ukraine era of Drone/Missile battle supremacy is basically advocating for a suicide mission that will be mercifully short lived. So obviously all invasion talk must be an attempt an deception.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:18 (two months ago)

Or Trump just dngaf about sending people to their deaths.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:22 (two months ago)

I’m just glad we’ve finally settled on a purpose for the war: to reopen the strait. Which was closed by the war in the first place, true, but let’s not dwell on the past.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:22 (two months ago)

apparently "Wing of Zion" is parked in Berlin at the moment. Now that Iran have shown they have through the Diego Garcia attack that they have the range to attack Berlin. And tbf they would be a legit target, same with the UK.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:23 (two months ago)

I got caught up in the Netanyahu Dead nonsense last week. Mostly because of analysis of shitty compressed low res vids looking a bit like slop and massive doses of hopium. But some people are hanging onto to this one and claiming that Wing of Zion is in Berlin because Netanyahu is badly injured and has been put into an induced coma, lol.. just stop it lads. Save it for when the piece of shit really dies.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:34 (two months ago)

the concept of an amphibious land invasion in the post Ukraine era of Drone/Missile battle supremacy is basically advocating for a suicide mission that will be mercifully short lived. So obviously all invasion talk must be an attempt an deception.

Or... and hear me out on this one... Donald Trump is one of the stupidest men who has ever lived.

wipes chooser (unperson), Saturday, 21 March 2026 14:18 (two months ago)

Also Pete Hegseth.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2026 14:27 (two months ago)

there might be a mutiny, there are already rumours of the burning laundry, burning bunkbeds and blocked toilets on USS Gerald R Ford not being a series of misfortunate accidents.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 14:34 (two months ago)

there might be a mutiny

Wake me up when his Secret Service detail decides to save the country.

wipes chooser (unperson), Saturday, 21 March 2026 14:39 (two months ago)

i did find a what i think is a reputable source corroborating the story https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-navy-investigates-sabotage-uss-gerald-r-ford-fire-1786273

, Saturday, 21 March 2026 15:06 (two months ago)

ty!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 21 March 2026 15:13 (two months ago)

imagine being on a ship where over 600 toilets are backing up and also with arson related bunk and laundry issues. JFC!

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 15:26 (two months ago)

“Southern Command area for counter-narcotics operations ”

Uh huh…

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 21 March 2026 15:28 (two months ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/21/middle-east-iran-conflict-environment-climate

The US-Israel war on Iran is a disaster for the climate, according to an analysis that finds it is draining the global carbon budget faster than 84 countries combined.

As warplanes, drones and missiles kill thousands of people, level infrastructure and turn the Middle East into a gigantic environmental sacrifice zone, the first analysis of the climate cost has found the conflict led to 5m tonnes of greenhouse gas emissions in its first 14 days.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:09 (two months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/FaQfZyQ.png

mainstream media really carrying water for our leader here, i'm sure he's really grappling with this, some real thoughtful chats with Pete and Tulsi, no doubt.

omar little, Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:13 (two months ago)

On the economic cost we are all going to pay

https://www.newstatesman.com/international-politics/geopolitics/2026/03/the-world-energy-shock-is-coming

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:15 (two months ago)

The US Epstein elite will make some tidy profits from their consolidation of global gas supplies in the short term at least. In Europe (if we are still here) were all going to die this winter.. lol

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:29 (two months ago)

well the greenhouse gases emitted by the war should help warm Europe up this winter

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:31 (two months ago)

Seen a video of Iran targeting Dimona (Israeli nuclear facility site)...any confirmations yet?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 17:41 (two months ago)

it seems 100% legit and is straight tit for tat retaliation for Usrael hit on Natanz

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 17:56 (two months ago)

It's a war that Israel (and the USA) chose to initiate. Tacit regard for civilian lives doesn't hold unless it is mutual. This also applies to American civilians now that the fucking eejit bonehead president started this 'very special military operation'.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 21 March 2026 18:08 (two months ago)

Who’s going to be the first person on the campaign trail to invoke “Peace With Honor”? Pete, Shapiro, or Newscum?

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Saturday, 21 March 2026 18:14 (two months ago)

I'm thinking the dystopian Claude/Maven AI shit being used for running the bombing program for the US could be worse for civilians than some Rumsfeldian ghoul running things. Also might be just as shit tbh. One thing I read was that because they are going for regime collapse, the AI is prioritising gov infrastructure and apparently targeted the heck out of a largely empty location that is called "Police Park" on the map.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 18:23 (two months ago)

I am still thinking about Trump allowing Iran to get 14 billion in oil revenue now in the middle of the war that Trump started, when years ago Trump and Republicans were outraged that Obama followed a court order and returned to Iran 1.4 billion of stolen Iranian money (and got a nuclear deal with Iran). Trump is so desperate to not be associated with high gas prices now. But what steps will he do next to get oil flowing.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 21 March 2026 18:40 (two months ago)

He'll try to empty the strategic oil reserve. That would be another desperation move. He's dodged so many falling pianos in his life he thinks he'll always escape the consequences of his stupidity so long as he keeps dodging.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 21 March 2026 19:04 (two months ago)

seen Glen Greenwald posting that it's significant that Israel couldn't protect a site so strategically crucial to them as Dimona. On the video of the strike you can see an interceptor launched in time to take it out and there might be some contact, but it flies past it and hits the target.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 19:44 (two months ago)

Has Iran hit Dimona? All the prison staff at Kziot Prison where myself and other flotilla members were held, were all taking anti-radiation medication tablets after rumours there was a leak of some sort there. The trouble is Israel will not admit to owning 90 nuclear warheads so…

— Yvonne Ridley 4 Glasgow (@yvonneridley) March 21, 2026

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 20:08 (two months ago)

one of the strongest PR assets Iran have is Professor Mohammed Marandi. Very likable, smart, no-bullshit talking guy. It's been easy work for him taking apart the usual imperialist-brained bullying bluster and bullshit from western media outlets. He just has to turn up and politely answer questions and they look evil and dishonest lying scumbags, as on that Times Radio interview earlier.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 20:22 (two months ago)

They'll just have to kill him then.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2026 20:31 (two months ago)

Iran's Police Chief, General Ahmadreza Radan: "I say this to the European Union. If you can't protect Greenland, send a request. We will protect it for you."

some incredibly funny shitposting

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 21:49 (two months ago)

General Radan... Is Iran Caelid? I guess Bibi is the god of rot.

octobeard, Saturday, 21 March 2026 22:31 (two months ago)

Haaretz reporting 100 people wounded in Dimona and Arad. They include some kids, which is terrible, but when you start a war by bombing a school you really don't have shit to say about such things.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 22:48 (two months ago)

All schools in Israel now going to remote learning. You'd think all this would start to make the war unpopular there.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 22:51 (two months ago)

The wartime censorship in Israel goes hot and cold. People get arrested for filming how bad it is or sometimes they go into self-pity mode and say look at how bad these people are for bombing us. The most earned low-sympathy rating of all history after watching these cunts commit genocide for 2 years whilst shellshocked Palestinian parents were picking up human remains of their children in carrier bags whilst getting shot at.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 22:58 (two months ago)

‪Yashar Ali 🐘‬
✧@yashar✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 41m
1. President Trump says that if the Islamic Republic of Iran doesn’t reopen the Strait of Hormuz — something he previously dismissed as not a real concern for the U.S. because it barely uses the strait — he will target power plants in Iran.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 00:36 (two months ago)

He says the US will "hit and obliterate" the power plants starting with the biggest one, in 48 hours.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 22 March 2026 02:11 (two months ago)

Did they drop leaflets telling the power plants to evacuate?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Sunday, 22 March 2026 02:14 (two months ago)

Following Trump’s threat, the Iranian army said it would target all energy infrastructure belonging to the US in the region if Iran’s fuel and energy infrastructure were attacked.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/22/trump-issues-48-hour-hormuz-strait-ultimatum-threatens-iran-power-plants

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 02:18 (two months ago)

It’s so scary that this demented old man continues to escalate this stupid war and it just goes completely unchecked.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 22 March 2026 04:06 (two months ago)

trump hitting iranian power plants is how this escalates into the worst humanitarian crisis of the century and a global depression

idk this is incredibly incredibly bleak

ufo, Sunday, 22 March 2026 05:03 (two months ago)

"After three weeks of war, Trump's team is currently trying to answer two key questions: Who in Iran is the best point of contact for negotiations, and which country is best mediator. @MarcACaputo and I write for @axios"

*Laughter in the dark*

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 06:53 (two months ago)

https://www.cato.org/blog/strategic-failure-iran

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:01 (two months ago)

Re: power strikes. You can't rely on what Trump says, I know its difficult but I would disregard anything he posts.

There are movements suggesting boots on the ground type actions.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:10 (two months ago)

Iran = huge country with highly decentralised power generation network spread out over vast space with 400+ power stations

Israel = tiny country with 50+ power stations

dumb game to get into from perspective of Israel or any of the Gulf slave states still US aligned

and Putin has been bombing Ukraine's power infrastructure for years and the lights are still frequently on in Kyiv.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:12 (two months ago)

Regardless of the outcome of the war against Iran, Israel’s project to establish regional hegemony is coming to an end. It is an ironic outcome, given that this war was launched as the final act of a campaign to consolidate this hegemony. It has instead produced a global crisis for which Israel is increasingly being held responsible.

The full might of the US military, deployed against a state without meaningful air defenses and without a superpower patron, has been unable to protect Israel from the consequences of its actions.

At the end of the day Israel is simply too small, too vulnerable, and too dependent on external support to dominate the Middle East. Although possessing the most powerful military in the region, it has proven unable to take on a weakened state that has been under comprehensive Western sanctions since the late 1970s without the US taking the lead on its behalf. And it has yet to decisively defeat either Hizballah, the Houthis, or Hamas.

The boasts of Israeli leaders that “Turkey is next” today ring entirely hollow. They have as much credibility as Hitler bragging that he will take New York once he’s seized Moscow. In 1942.

If Iran survives this war, a very likely outcome is that Israel will lose its nuclear monopoly in the Middle East. And if Iran goes nuclear others will follow. Call it the law of unintended consequences.

This is not necessarily the beginning of the end of the Zionist project, But it does appear to have reached its limits.

Mouin Rabbani.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:25 (two months ago)

Didn't know that Hitler might have been a poster in 1942.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:26 (two months ago)

the way some IDF wear that "Greater Israel" badge is very Mein Kampf in the sense of telegraphing to your future victims that their genocide and state destruction is their plan!

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:37 (two months ago)

I don't believe for a second that US troops are being mobilised for a Kang Island invasion. That is such a deception and utter nonsense and they'd lucky to even get there in one piece. It's Iraq where they will be needed imo. Before a temporary ceasefire it looked like the Green Zone was about to fall, all UK/US oil companies have left, UN personnel have evacuated - it's end days time. If the weak Iraq proxy regime falls then the CIA/MI6 stooge Jalani in Syria is toast next. All imo of course, might be talking shite.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 08:02 (two months ago)

sorry Kharg Island, lol

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 08:10 (two months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HD83egvW8AAWoNl?format=jpg&name=large

They'll just have to kill him then.

― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2026 20:31 (yesterday)

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 08:29 (two months ago)

i think trump is just flailing about incoherently because this is not going how he wanted it to. he clearly has a lot of people yelling at him about different things and there seems to the usual trump thing where he often just says or does whatever the last person he spoke to suggested. it is very possible he does the stupid things like bombing power plants he has been talking about, but also just as possible that the right person talks him into doing something else instead - certainly it's very preferable if the saudis & qataris manage to talk him out of that escalation spiral. troops are being moved so he might very well attempt something as stupid as pointlessly attempting to seize kharg island, but it's still going to take a while before the troops are in place to attempt that if he ends up deciding to go for it.

ufo, Sunday, 22 March 2026 08:40 (two months ago)

Kharg Island doesn't make sense on any strategic level. The US have already shown they have no will to take the economic damage of blocking Iran's oil exports. It's not even clear if Trump even understands what Kharg Island is - it's basically just a loading point for Iranian oil. If they did manage to invade it they wouldn't be able to hide behind the pipes from waves of drone/missile attacks!

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 09:06 (two months ago)

"i think trump is just flailing about incoherently because this is not going how he wanted it to."

Which is why its important to ignore what he says..and, as its not going well, this stuff is also being said to deflect.

The role of cognitive decline can't be understated, either.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 09:09 (two months ago)

How Hezbollah rebuilt:

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/exclusive-how-hezbollah-rebuilt-while-enemies-declared-dead

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 09:11 (two months ago)

Kharg Island doesn't make sense on any strategic level.

assuming trump wouldn't do something because it doesn't make strategic sense is not a remotely safe assumption. about the only thing trump has done that has made any strategic sense during this entire war is when he vaguely tried to de-escalate a few days ago after israel hit iranian gas fields & iran retaliated by hitting qatari gas fields. i assume that was because the qataris yelled at him about how bad that was.

It's not even clear if Trump even understands what Kharg Island is

he has been talking about it since the 80s. somehow people in the admin think seizing it would give them negotiating leverage to get the strait reopened? this makes absolutely no sense on any level but that doesn't mean it can't happen

Which is why its important to ignore what he says..and, as its not going well, this stuff is also being said to deflect.

he is incoherently trying to post through it, which is why he keeps floating completely contradictory ideas and oscillating between threatening to escalate and contemplating declaring victory in some way, but that doesn't mean the idiotic ideas he's floating aren't going to happen. they are far from guaranteed to happen but are real possibilities and trump has demonstrated a pretty good ability to make the worst possible decisions so far.

ufo, Sunday, 22 March 2026 09:25 (two months ago)

He keeps saying the Strait of Hormuz is irrelevant to the US anyway and any blockade of is everyone else's problem, not the US's.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 March 2026 10:05 (two months ago)

A senior Iranian official, speaking to Al Jazeera, stated that "Iran is not responsible for and is not behind the missile attacks on the Diego Garcia military base" in the Indian Ocean

call me a conspiracist (idgaf) I'm willing to believe that the IDF were behind a false flag attack here. And of course the UK media is recycling their old 2003 WMD headlines.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 10:18 (two months ago)

particularly given the fact the “missiles” missed…

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 March 2026 12:43 (two months ago)

“Why would Israel says something that’s not true?” asks Laura Kuenssberg with a completely straight face

🤡 Ladies and gents, step right up—the BBC is in town

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 14:16 (two months ago)

It's not even clear if Trump even understands what Kharg Island is

he has been talking about it since the 80s.

The second sentence does not refute the first.

i think trump is just flailing about incoherently because this is not going how he wanted it to.

He's flailing about incoherently because he's Donald Trump.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 22 March 2026 14:35 (two months ago)

Also it's unclear even how he wanted it to go. Like, what was the day 7 or day 27 best-case scenario? I'm not sure they even really had a fantasy of how it would turn out, except that it would be amazing and everyone would some up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Sir thank you for doing what no other president and especially not Obama ever could do."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 22 March 2026 15:46 (two months ago)

"let's just do it and be legends"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 15:47 (two months ago)

Israel is blowing up another bridge in Lebanon today

curmudgeon, Sunday, 22 March 2026 16:06 (two months ago)

xp Beyond trump, I'd guess another factor would be Hegseth wanting a war, any war, to fight and could care less about anything beyond destruction and (failed) domination. Lots of other GOP sociopaths around you could say similar about as well.

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 22 March 2026 16:08 (two months ago)

Maybe worth stating the obvious sometimes: all of Trump's wars are also motivated by bone-deep racism

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 22 March 2026 16:09 (two months ago)

Senator Lindsey Graham on U.S invading Iran’s Kharg Island:

“We did Iwo Jima, we can do this.”

somebody put this crazy old paedophile back in his box

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 17:28 (two months ago)

Make sure there's no holes either

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 March 2026 17:33 (two months ago)

Israel is blowing up another bridge in Lebanon today

they must be preparing to warn the population living on one side of the bridge to evacuate to somewhere on the other side. /nihilist_cynicism

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:07 (two months ago)

all they can do is kill medical workers, blow up bridges, destroy residential blocks - just all the usual cowardly blunt military force genocide stuff against civilians. Because every time they engage Hezbollah on the ground lately, they are getting smoked.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:17 (two months ago)

Graham reportedly coached Netanyahu on how to talk to Trump round on attacking Iran.

Think attack on Kharg is happening now.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:17 (two months ago)

xp related

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/22/did-israel-miscalculate-iranian-military-capabilities

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:18 (two months ago)

Think attack on Kharg is happening now.

oh for fuck's sake, these morons jfc

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:19 (two months ago)

back in the Iwo Jima days war planners could countenance high casualty amphibious marine expeditions because it was a defensive war and people actually believed in the cause. How do sell guaranteed death to 5000 marines when all they are fighting for are Israel-cucked fat old paedophiles who are easily manipulated because Netanyahu has kompromat on them.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:19 (two months ago)

TIL

‪Fred, Blue Carpet and Gold Curtain Rods Enjoyer‬
✧@thef✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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In case people didn't know, Kharg is several hundred miles past the strait.

(to the northwest along the Iranian coast)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:21 (two months ago)

so this will help how exactly?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:21 (two months ago)

(rhetorical question obv)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:21 (two months ago)

none of it is either possible or makes any strategic sense. It just a high casualty travesty in the making. A guaranteed L

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:23 (two months ago)

How do sell guaranteed death to 5000 marines when all they are fighting for are Israel-cucked fat old paedophiles who are easily manipulated because Netanyahu has kompromat on them.

― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Soldiers just obey. They will go to their death if they can hit some Muslims on the way.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:24 (two months ago)

I was going to say that if any part of this war resembled the invasion of Iwo Jima, the public's outrage toward the cost paid in US Marine lives would become overwhelming. Also, Graham's use of 'we' in that quote should be a federal offense.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:28 (two months ago)

“ Think attack on Kharg is happening now.”

Now as in as we speak or now as in now it will surely happen

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:37 (two months ago)

I doubt it’s happening now as it’s just after 2200 there.

They wouldn’t be dumb enough to do an invasion at night. However everything about this war is stupid do guess it’s possible.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:42 (two months ago)

I'm still convinced that it such a suicidal idea that it's a ploy/deception to distract or attempt to put pressure on the IRGC, which I don't think it will because they are clearly in control of this war and have the capability to thwart a land invasion that close to them. Like the idea that they could get to Kharg Island seems far fetched in itself. But holding the island as some kind of bargaining chip or a bridge to invade mainland Iran, that shit is in the realm of fantasy.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:50 (two months ago)

Like maybe Trump in his dotage thinks it is an Oil Island or something. It's just an export terminal island where they pump Iranian oil to, to load it onto tankers.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:59 (two months ago)

it will surely happen

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 22 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

This.

I think the idea is stupid and I hope I'm wrong but movement of ships/troops...

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 19:13 (two months ago)

He will do horrible things and he will blame Iran for not backing down tomorrow.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 22 March 2026 19:21 (two months ago)

ugh - sorry everyone - very wrong thread

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 22 March 2026 19:33 (two months ago)

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mod, Sunday, 22 March 2026 19:38 (two months ago)

I doubt it’s happening now as it’s just after 2200 there.

the troops aren't yet in place to do it even if they decide to

ufo, Sunday, 22 March 2026 20:07 (two months ago)

Yeah Kharg Island has nothing to do with the strait per se. The idea such as it is is that by seizing their main oil export terminal they can pressure them to ... whatever. But also we're embargoing Iranian oil anyway. Except when we're not. Just epic amounts of dumb.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 22 March 2026 20:26 (two months ago)

haven't we won this war 12 times already in the last 3 weeks what are we doing here

frogbs, Sunday, 22 March 2026 20:27 (two months ago)

one of the most common memes in response to how self-defeating (as well as genocidal and illegal and outright evil) US war strategy is from Middle Eastern resistance twitter I keep seeing is the "Is there a problem with the war you ordered?" one. And it is a winning meme everywhere. I can imagine it is even winning in the US tbh.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 20:55 (two months ago)

Israel has destroyed the Qasmiyeh Bridge, a key coastal crossing north of Tyre that serves as a main link between southern Lebanon and Beirut, effectively cutting off large parts of the south from the rest of the country

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:04 (two months ago)

I still remember when we went to Iraq how there were American flags and "support the troops" bumper stickers and yard signs everywhere, obviously a lot of it was a halo effect from 9/11 but there was still this sense that you could not under any circumstance criticize the war, I'm seeing literally none of that now

frogbs, Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:15 (two months ago)

There was more enthusiasm for Ukraine than there is for this.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:23 (two months ago)

𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦 𝟮𝟰-𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗪 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗤

According to sources, amid escalating tensions and mounting pressure on the ground, the United States has requested a 24-hour ceasefire to allow for the safe withdrawal… pic.twitter.com/Z8nl5ekYdo

— Ibrahim Majed (@IbrahimMajed) March 22, 2026

looks like they are giving up on Iraq, goodbye Jalani and all US bases in the Gulf. If I'm not posting absolute bollox here (perish the thought)- this is big.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:27 (two months ago)

Everything is fine.

Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:46 (two months ago)

Exclusive: Patriot missile involved in Bahrain blast likely US-operated

even Reuters calling out Usrael false flag operations in their headlines!

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:50 (two months ago)

xp incredible

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 22:52 (two months ago)

Barely exaggerated

Interesting disclaimer. But I shrink from watching the footage that would fact check this summary, because it would entail listening to Trump speak for 45 minutes, which is unendurable torture.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 22 March 2026 23:16 (two months ago)

🚨Just Now: Massive blackouts across Tehran after US airstrikes target the city's electrical grid. pic.twitter.com/Lvd3WwOHpC

— Jesse Cohen (@JesseCohenInv) March 22, 2026

a very dumb escalation seeing as the IRGC haven't been targeting power and desalination plants in the Gulf states up to now, which will be getting annihilated within hours.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 07:32 (two months ago)

The FT now reporting that, even without the energy shocks, there's a pretty good chance that the closure of Hormuz will pop the AI bubble and lead to a stock market crash pic.twitter.com/Hr46CY3cTS

— Nicholas Guyatt (@NicholasGuyatt) March 22, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 07:40 (two months ago)

based Trump is finishing off the dastardly AI tech-bro oligarchy and liberating Iraq after 23 years of colonial occupation.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 07:45 (two months ago)

that strikes are happening on Iranian power infrastructure before Trump's 48 hour deadline suggest that maybe he has absolutely no control over their genocidal junior partner in crime. Also just words mean nothing of course.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 07:49 (two months ago)

🐦[The FT now reporting that, even without the energy shocks, there’s a pretty good chance that the closure of Hormuz will pop the AI bubble and lead to a stock market crash pic.twitter.com/Hr46CY3cTS🕸
— Nicholas Guyatt (@NicholasGuyatt) March 22, 2026🕸]🐦

i know this will lead to misery for ordinary working people and the oligarchs will be fine but I am cheering this on.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 08:20 (two months ago)

based Trump is finishing off the dastardly AI tech-bro oligarchy and liberating Iraq after 23 years of colonial occupation.

maybe there is something to accellerationism

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 08:22 (two months ago)

Pretty good thread on the inadequacy of these no kings rallies.

No Kings is planning 3000-events on 3/28 and its 1700-word press release makes zero mention of Iran, only opaque mentions of “illegal wars” (which ones?) I like many of the orgs involved but what’s the utility of these generic “anti-authoritarian” word salads at this moment

— Adam Johnson (@adamjohnsonCHI) March 22, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 08:26 (two months ago)

i’m going with an explicit anti-Iran war message

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 08:27 (two months ago)

Cheer on the Islamic Republic and its destruction of AI!

You can't go wrong.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 08:46 (two months ago)

i know this will lead to misery for ordinary working people and the oligarchs will be fine but I am cheering this on.

With this kind of volatility, anyone who is able to predict which actions Trump will take next will also be cheering it on

anvil, Monday, 23 March 2026 10:06 (two months ago)

Everything is fine.

Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran.
― wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 22 March 2026

This Bluesky thread reasons this fairly poor piece (the humour was junk) as AI

https://bsky.app/profile/fireh9lly.bsky.social/post/3mhpt3eljfs2p

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:07 (two months ago)

WASHINGTON — The USS Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier is leaving the fight with Iran and heading back to port, a U.S. official familiar with the matter said, after a fire broke out in its laundry area and left at least two sailors with non-life-threatening injuries.

in the past some chud would post a pic of a US aircraft carrier with "x-country is about to find out why we don't have healthcare". Now people might just think it is time to demand healthcare rather funding a floating brick-shithouse.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:17 (two months ago)

from the grauniad - date of the apocalypse pushed back slightly:

The US president, Donald Trump, has said he has instructed the defence department to postpone all airstrikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for a five day period. This is subject to the “success” of ongoing “meetings and discussions”, he said in a Truth Social post.

Trump said that, over the last two days, Washington and Tehran had “very good and productive conversations regarding a complete and total resolution of our hostilities in the Middle East”.

Trump said on Saturday that he was giving Iran 48 hours – until shortly before midnight GMT on Monday – to open the strait of Hormuz, the vital waterway effectively being blocked by Iran which carries about a fifth of global oil and liquefied natural gas supplies.

Tehran said it would “irreversibly destroy” essential infrastructure across the Middle East, including vital water systems, if the US followed through on Trump’s threat.

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:23 (two months ago)

Xp either it’s ai or the author is an idiot who doesn’t know how jokes work, I might start saying “that’s narrow like in white and tailored as in card apparently” tho

jus au rascal (wins), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:25 (two months ago)

xp

there was an industrial site in Iran bombed last night and some people were reporting it as a hit on a power station, thank fuck it wasn't a power station.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:35 (two months ago)

If I were not completely disregarding every post calzino makes itt I would have thought the attacks had already happened!!

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:37 (two months ago)

good for you, good for America!

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:39 (two months ago)

calz, the footage you posted last night from jesse cohen was from march 4th, there's been a community note added since then

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:42 (two months ago)

anyway, fingers crossed this is the start of a classic trump taco manouevre although fuck knows how it'll be possible to reverse-ferret from this position

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:43 (two months ago)

calz is still more trustworthy than Trump

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:44 (two months ago)

Hmm maybe what ilx needs is *better* twitter integration, so we can auto-update the twitter embeds whenever something is confirmed misinformation

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:45 (two months ago)

xxxp
yes I have seen that now. I will harikari myself next week. No it is rare bit of good news and glad the post was bollox. If IRGC started hitting desalination plants today that would not be good.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:46 (two months ago)

Okay lol I looked up how "JesseCohenInv" is and why he has a platform and this is just *chef's kiss*
https://www.businessinsider.com/elliott-hedge-fund-jesse-cohen-profile-2019-10?op=1

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:48 (two months ago)

I honestly don't follow Jesse Cohen and have never heard of them. And they posted some fake bollox and I posted it. I'm owning it!

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:51 (two months ago)

anyway my brother lives in an Oman desert facing part of Dubai and I get real reportage from him on what's happening the Gulf. I'm glad the desalination plant there isn't getting bombed today tbh.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:54 (two months ago)

Professor Seyed Mohammad Marandi is saying there were not any talks with Trump and he simply backed down.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 12:06 (two months ago)

from al-jazeera's liveblog:

Iranian media say no direct or indirect contact with Trump, claim he ‘backed down’
Iran’s Fars news agency, citing an unnamed Iranian source, says there has been no direct contact with US President Donald Trump, “not through an intermediary”.

The source claimed Trump “backed down” after being warned that Iran would target power plants.

The report added that Trump had said talks with Iran were under way, despite the source denying any such communication.

The claims could not be independently verified, and there has been no immediate comment from US officials.

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 March 2026 12:09 (two months ago)

BREAKING: Iran issues a statement DENYING President Trump's post which claimed the US and Iran have had "productive conversations" to end the Iran War:

Iran says:

1. "There has been no indirect or direct contact with President Trump"

2. President Trump is trying to "buy time"…

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 23, 2026

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 12:19 (two months ago)

how it'll be possible to reverse-ferret from this position

Hoping that "reverse-feeret position" isn't something my wife wants us to try tonight

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 March 2026 12:28 (two months ago)

At 7:04 AM ET today, President Trump said “the US and Iran have had productive discussions" to end the Iran War.

By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 surged +240 points adding +$2 TRILLION in market cap.

27 minutes later, Iran completely denied all of President Trump's claims and said there has been "no contact" with the US.

By 8:00 AM ET. the S&P 500 had fallen -120 points erasing -$1 trillion in market cap.

That's a $3 TRILLION swing market cap in 56 minutes, just in the S&P 500.

It's insane how the mad king's words can flex markets in the trillions range.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 12:32 (two months ago)

More market manipulation lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 March 2026 12:44 (two months ago)

At some point you’d think some of these smart money people would get tired of holding on to his every word like it means anything

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 March 2026 12:47 (two months ago)

It's insane how the mad king's words can flex markets in the trillions range.

― calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

More market manipulation lol

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Market as a site for manipulation as a feature of the system.

I will always recall how weeks and weeks of Market speculation led to Mario Draghi's "whatever it takes" statement to stabilize the Euro. Seen as a masterstroke by the elitea at the time. Nobody back then saw it as a crazy how a mere statement meant poverty for millions in Southern Europe, or that if words can move markets one way by a technocrat in power then unstable words by another powerful man can zig zag markets like its happening now.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 12:54 (two months ago)

Very serious people, much expert, so stability

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 March 2026 13:00 (two months ago)

lol look at how CBS couches these poll results. Scroll down far enough and you get that only 40% approve of the war and 60% disapprove, 57% think it's going badly, 68% think Trump hasn't clearly explained goals, and the top priority for 92% is to end it as quickly as possible. But because of one question, where 53% say it wouldn't be acceptable to end with the current Iran regime in power, the article/analysis does a huge amount of throat-clearing and brow-furrowing about how Americans are divided on the war and don't want it to end with regime still in power.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/opinion-poll-iran-war-regime-2028-03-22/

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 23 March 2026 13:56 (two months ago)

Thanks, Bari!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2026 14:05 (two months ago)

53% say it wouldn't be acceptable to end with the current Iran regime in power

this alone speaks loudly to the lack of informed opinion within the US public. any serious attempt at accomplishing this would require the kind of massive commitment of the proverbial 'blood and treasure' that almost no one in the US has the slightest appetite for. that 53% don't understand what they are asking for.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 23 March 2026 17:36 (two months ago)

That 53% would dwindle to nothing if there were a wartime tax levied to pay for it. Scott Bessent was asked about raising taxes and he said that was a stupid suggestion.

cinematic hobo hip-hop rock ‘n’ roll blues-jazz soul-review (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 March 2026 18:04 (two months ago)

another TACO moment

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 23 March 2026 18:11 (two months ago)

Iran's Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf:

"Our people demand the complete and humiliating punishment of the aggressors. All officials stand firmly behind their Leader and people until this goal is achieved.

No negotiations with the US have taken place. This fake news is intended to manipulate financial and oil markets and to escape the quagmire that the US and Israel are trapped in."

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 18:14 (two months ago)

No negotiations with the US have taken place. This fake news is intended to manipulate financial and oil markets and to escape the quagmire that the US and Israel are trapped in."

and it working for now lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 March 2026 18:18 (two months ago)

There's an old adage in the markets, "buy on the rumor and sell on the fact". This makes Trump's market manipulation much easier. All it gets him is a day or two of good headlines, but more importantly, it muddies the narrative by injecting confusions and contradictions.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 23 March 2026 18:44 (two months ago)

‪Emily Gorcenski‬
✧@em✧✧✧.gor✧✧✧.s✧✧‬
· 22m
One thing that would be great to learn is if everyone reads Trump’s tweets on Truth Social at the same time or if they are delayed by some minutes to all but a small group.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 23 March 2026 18:45 (two months ago)

At some point you’d think some of these smart money people would get tired of holding on to his every word like it means anything

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, March 23, 2026 11:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

It’s bots not people, it’s part of the reason why the swings are so massive and so quick. The algo trading computers that just look at charts have been added to by agentic traders that read the news.

Ed, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:18 (two months ago)

reminds me of the William Gibson book that revolves around how to get a few seconds ahead on market predictions

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:20 (two months ago)

I think back in the 80s they used to arrest people for this type of stuff.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:26 (two months ago)

hey yall multiple atomic bombs were just dropped

source: people i trust

z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:29 (two months ago)

reports of bombs in the air right now over all countries

z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:30 (two months ago)

it's just as i always said. i knew this was going to happen. i'm just glad i was one of the first people to spread the news

z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:30 (two months ago)

I wanna be a part of it

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:31 (two months ago)

@grok Is this true?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:31 (two months ago)

ah shit, i'm hearing reports from other people i trust that all of this is a lie

glad to hear it, glad i was wrong on that one! let's see, what do i do now...i could reassess my own value as someone who wants to be the very first person to report any news that aligns with what i want, or...i could double down

double down, no learning, full speed ahead

let's quadruple down actually, like, for the next two huge mistakes i make in a row, and if that doesn't work i will double down again until i'm right

z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:32 (two months ago)

thats why gambling is the best addiction. if you indulge it enough you could actually solve all your problems. imagine if an entire country was run that way.

frogbs, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:35 (two months ago)

In the future we'll all be otm for fifteen minutes

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:36 (two months ago)

If I can make it there

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:43 (two months ago)

double down, no learning, full speed ahead

let's quadruple down actually, like, for the next two huge mistakes i make in a row, and if that doesn't work i will double down again until i'm right

― z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

If the President of the US is doing why not its subjects (bots)

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 20:02 (two months ago)

It's up to you

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 March 2026 20:38 (two months ago)

New York, New York

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 21:06 (two months ago)

Uhh, it's my girlfriend in Niagara Falls, you guys wouldn't know her

The president said his top envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner spoke with their Iranian counterparts on Sunday.

However, Trump declined to say to whom Witkoff was speaking, saying he did not want them to be killed.

“Nobody wants that job right now. Nobody’s exactly looking forward to being the head of that particular country, but perhaps we’ll be able to solve that problem,” he said.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 23 March 2026 21:27 (two months ago)

hey yall multiple atomic bombs were just dropped

OK but if this was actually true, do I buy or sell? I need information I can act on!

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 23 March 2026 21:30 (two months ago)

From the Financial Times:

Traders made bets worth half a billion dollars in the oil market about 15 minutes before Donald Trump’s post touting “productive” talks with Iran sent the price of crude tumbling and ignited volatility in other assets.

Roughly 6,200 Brent and West Texas Intermediate futures contracts changed hands between 6.49am and 6.50am New York time on Monday, just a quarter of an hour ahead of the US president’s post on Truth Social that there had in recent days been “productive conversations” with Tehran to end the war in Iran. The notional value of those trades was $580mn, according to FT calculations based on Bloomberg data.

Trading volumes for Brent and WTI leapt at the same time, 27 seconds before 6.50am. Futures tracking the S&P 500 share index jumped in price moments after the oil trade, with volumes also rising significantly during that timeframe.

It was not known whether one entity or several entities were behind Monday’s trades.

Trump’s announcement at 7.04am triggered a sharp sell-off across global energy markets and jumps in S&P 500 stock index futures and European equities as investors dialled back bets of a prolonged conflict.

The well-timed trades echoed the flurry of large highly profitable bets made on prediction market Polymarket on the timing of the US’s attacks in recent months on Iran and Venezuela.

“It’s hard to prove causality . . . but you have to wonder who would have been relatively aggressive at selling futures at that point, 15 minutes before Trump’s post,” said a market strategist at a US broker, referring to Monday’s trades.

White House spokesperson Kush Desai said: “The only focus of President Trump and Trump administration officials is doing what’s best for the American people.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 00:29 (one month ago)

This exchange on Morning Joe re: Iran war ⬇️

Joe Scarborough: Is it a good thing that we're degrading Iran's military infrastructure? Yes or no.

Schumer: “It's a premature question, what is going to happen in the next several months? … Is it worth it?”

The 'opposition' really love this.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 07:36 (one month ago)

I'm not sure I'd count hospitals, power stations, schools and residential zones as military infrastructure. But crazy Epstein class apologists are not very good at concealing why the entire world despises them.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 07:49 (one month ago)

BBC News reports that at least 20 hospitals and medical centres in Iran have been targeted in air strikes – each a grave war crime – but forgets to mention in the entire segment who is actually targeting them. pic.twitter.com/xjik4XZ4f5

— Jonathan Cook (@Jonathan_K_Cook) March 23, 2026

what "eroded military infrastructure" in Iran really looks like

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 07:56 (one month ago)

I'm not buying any of this nonsense about Netanyahu going rogue on Trump. It's just such obvious staged bullshit.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 08:05 (one month ago)

hagueseth brags about doing war crimes but doesn’t have the courage to own up individual crimes, sad! America demands dead schoolgirls!

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 08:33 (one month ago)

was reading earlier about parents of the girls of the Tayyebeh elementary school bombing, tending their graves, still absolutely physically and mentally destroyed by what happened. Western media was able to move one from this little inconsequential war story much faster than they could.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 08:42 (one month ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (one month ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (one month ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (one month ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (one month ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (one month ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (one month ago)

Post it six tines so the Americans can hear that

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:29 (one month ago)

I hope this isn't the start of a new ploy by calz to get his message across.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:31 (one month ago)

what are you talking about, Tom?

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:37 (one month ago)

or shit sorry I was on my phone, and flagging froze and crashed, lol!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:38 (one month ago)

apparently, the financial times is worried about the world’s fertilizer resources. I read it somewhere. I can’t remember where

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:41 (one month ago)

Reasons to be cheerful, part 6

jus au rascal (wins), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:43 (one month ago)

If fertiliser isn’t moving through the Strait of Hormuz in two weeks’ time, we won’t be debating any more, we’ll be sending in aid. If it’s not moving in four weeks, we’ll be managing instability. It’s time to act on the agricultural calendar, not the diplomatic one.

the FT doesn't gaf about bombed schools but are reporting on the real dire locked-in consequences this will have for already stressed By Ukraine War food supply chains.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:45 (one month ago)

great feeling to nail that post the first time, phew!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:46 (one month ago)

lol, just imagine if it had been a bollox community notes flagged post times 6!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:47 (one month ago)

RUSSIA HAS STOPPED SENDING OUT AMMONIA NITRATE FOR NOW AND WILL ONLY START AGAIN AFTER APRIL 21

just basically when most of the spring harvest has been planted I think? Wins is probably the one that knows this stuff.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:55 (one month ago)

A huge US Air Force bomber has declared an in-flight emergency while travelling over England's south coast today.

The B52 bomber was seen circling at approximately 10,000 feet just east of Southampton. The aircraft, registration 60-0060, sent out a 7700 signal - the standard code used by pilots to indicate a general emergency - before starting to descend.

One of these fuckers crashes in the UK full of 100lb bombs then it's all on Starmer.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 11:08 (one month ago)

Air crashes do come in threes, they say...

imago, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 11:10 (one month ago)

obv a hand of God incident

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 11:13 (one month ago)

probably lots of wear and tear maintenance issues as well now they are having to fly a lot further to bomb hospitals and schools, all the way from Airstrip One rather than from their trashed bases in the Middle East.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 11:15 (one month ago)

xps spring drilling is underway yeah. I was reading up on the fertiliser thing:

https://ahdb.org.uk/news/middle-east-conflict-farm-impacts

Per that, most arable farmers will already have bought their fertiliser for this year so idk how quickly we will see the effect on cereal prices. Doesn’t look good though!

jus au rascal (wins), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 12:05 (one month ago)

Worthwhile summary and history context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2fS8VJ8qfE

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 16:11 (one month ago)

From the NYT, MBS is the strongest arm strong-arming Trump to keep on bombing:

Saudi Arabia’s de facto leader, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, has been pushing President Trump to continue the war against Iran, arguing that the U.S.-Israeli military campaign presents a “historic opportunity” to remake the Middle East, according to people briefed by American officials on the conversations.

In a series of conversations over the last week, Prince Mohammed has conveyed to Mr. Trump that he must press toward the destruction of Iran’s hard-line government, the people familiar with the conversations said.

Prince Mohammed, the people familiar with the discussions said, has argued that Iran poses a long-term threat to the Gulf that can only be eliminated by getting rid of the government.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel also views Iran as a long-term threat, but analysts say Israeli officials would probably view a failed Iranian state that is too caught up in internal turmoil to menace Israel as a win, while Saudi Arabia views a failed state in Iran as a grave and direct security threat.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 16:56 (one month ago)

nice try, MBS, but you're going to have to give jared another $2 billion if you want the u.s. to stay

z_tbd, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 17:04 (one month ago)

why? Why this clown? Am I missing something?

Pakistani sources said the US vice-president, JD Vance, was being put forward as a probable chief negotiator from the US side if talks went ahead.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:11 (one month ago)

The other options not so glowing either

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

Maybe this attempt to burnish Vance as a competent leader is preliminary positioning for the approaching day of Trump's demise.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:18 (one month ago)

vance is the fall guy for when the ‘negotiations’ go nowhere

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:31 (one month ago)

that's what I was thinking too

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:31 (one month ago)

cosign

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:36 (one month ago)

The source said the Iranian side viewed Vance as a more acceptable interlocutor. Vance is widely viewed as a sceptic of the decision to entangle the US in a Middle East war and has largely kept quiet on the conflict. “If the negotiations are going to have any outcome, JD Vance should join,” they said. “With Witkoff and Kushner, nothing will come out of it. We have seen that in the past.”
(Guardian)

Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:37 (one month ago)

doubt he's intended to be a fall guy, because this would require some self awareness on how much they all suck and the degree they have fucked up

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:42 (one month ago)

pulp fiction:

Donald Trump has claimed Iran “agreed they will never have a nuclear weapons”.

Speaking to reporters while swearing in Markwayne Mullin as new Homeland Security Secretary, he said Iran was “talking to us and they’re talking sense.”

He continued: “It all starts with they cannot have a nuclear weapon,” adding: “I don’t want to say in advance, but they’ve agreed they will never have a nuclear weapon. They’ve agreed to that.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:49 (one month ago)

damn Witkoff and Kushner making JD look like a good option is funny

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:51 (one month ago)

He continued: “It all starts with they cannot have a nuclear weapon,” adding: “I don’t want to say in advance, but they’ve agreed they will never have a nuclear weapon. They’ve agreed to that.”

they agreed to that back in 2015

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:52 (one month ago)

I can't imagine there will be any more negotiations any time soon. Trump and Hegseth have destroyed that offramp by killing them while they were negotiating. They aren't going to forget about that imo. Possibly not just a breach of the Vienna Convention, but just absolutely fucking evil and bad and a very dangerous precedent to set.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:53 (one month ago)

the war is widely popular in Israel so I don't think they'll walk away just yet, but trump is obv looking for an exit strategy

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:54 (one month ago)

Right, I think the Trump team knows they fucked up. Doesn't mean they'll start making good decisions or acknowledge their mistakes, but they will try to find some way out.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:58 (one month ago)

I'll say again that there's a certain pleasure in watching the US think it's an irresistible force, and to have it meet an actual immovable object.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 19:01 (one month ago)

yea I mean everything he's fucked with has some internal motivation to placate him, Democrats obviously don't want the federal government destroyed, our allies don't want to dissolve NATO, a ton of countries rely on us economically, but Iran genuinely hates us and has been planning for this for decades, they have no reason to negotiate especially now that it's clear they've got us where it hurts

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 19:06 (one month ago)

Trump is claiming more negotiations have taken place and Iran gave him "a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money".

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:36 (one month ago)

he's fucking delusional

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

It's going to turn out they've been negotiating with some guy in Westwood.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:38 (one month ago)

Iran gave him "a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money".

He's just talking about his enormous profits from market manipulations and insider trading.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

so now we're all palsy-walsy with the Mullahs

President Trump said Tuesday that Tehran gave the U.S. a “present” related to oil and gas as the countries look toward a potential ceasefire, though he did not specify exactly what the gift was.

“They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money,” Trump said of Iran.

“It wasn’t nuclear-related, it was oil and gas-related,” he added, though he did not offer further details.

He described it as “very significant.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

Absolutely incredible:

Minutes after the 10Y Note Yield rose to 4.43%, US officials said peace talks with Iran could come as soon as Thursday.

However, yields continue to hold as skepticism over peace talks has grown, with the 10Y Note Yield now at 4.40%.

looks like Trump's lying to spin markets trick has stopped working today

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:50 (one month ago)

It's going to turn out they've been negotiating with some guy in WestwoodJames Austin Johnson.

― 138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes)

nickn, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:51 (one month ago)

The Iranian state media is already clowning him about this gift bullshit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 21:31 (one month ago)

I know it’s totally not true, but it is amazing that Trump would brag about being bribed by a foreign government

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:01 (one month ago)

He should go on TV holding a big prop gift with an enormous bow. “Look!!! It’s significant!!!”

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:08 (one month ago)

apparently there was a US airstrike on a PMF base in Iraq today which killed their leader and 15 others. And now the Iraq PM has said it is fine for the 250000 strong PMF to attack US/Israel forces in the region "by any means necessary". Nothing to see here, lads!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:20 (one month ago)

Trump's 'art of the deal' boils down to identifying his counterpart's nads and squeezing them until they start hurting, and then offering to stop squeezing them upon release of a certain amount of money. in this case it appears that Iran may in fact be the nad squeezer

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:28 (one month ago)

Iran allows the Kingdom of Spain to use the Strait of Hormuz with complete freedom without restrictions or barriers that impede the maritime navigation of Spanish ships and tankers.

see that, that's what you get when your country is not a pathetic lapdog to a degenerate empire or cucked by Israel and decides boldly to pursue its own foreign policy.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:36 (one month ago)

why? Why this clown? Am I missing something?

Pakistan clutching at straws there, misguidedly thinking there must surely be someone in the Trump administration who isn't a complete cretin.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:55 (one month ago)

apparently there was a US airstrike on a PMF base in Iraq today which killed their leader and 15 others. And now the Iraq PM has said it is fine for the 250000 strong PMF to attack US/Israel forces in the region "by any means necessary". Nothing to see here, lads!

― calzino, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 3:20 PM (two hours ago)

I am interested in this news, can you give me a source for it other than yourself or Twitter?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:50 (one month ago)

Al-Jazeerz says the PM is “delivering a formal note of protest.” Which a little less Malcolm Xy.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:56 (one month ago)

I really want Iran to start denying Trump gag gifts - start with a gold model of Epstein island. (Possibly just gold plating over some highly enriched uranium recovered from the bunker the US blew up a couple of years ago).

Ed, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:56 (one month ago)

Sounds xpost

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:56 (one month ago)

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/24/iraq-to-summon-us-iranian-envoys-over-deadly-attacks-pms-office

In Tuesday’s statement, al-Sudani’s office also said the National Security Council had agreed “to confront and respond to military attacks” targeting the PMF and branches of the Iraqi armed forces, in accordance with the right to respond and self-defense”.

The statement said the decision was made “in light of the unjustified attacks and grave violations of Iraqi sovereignty, including the targeting of official security headquarters”.

seems like: iraqi government is fine with militias & the army retaliating against attacks on them by whoever (whether it's usa/israel or iran) but hasn't granted the sort of carte blanche calzino was implying

ufo, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:59 (one month ago)

that seems about right, thanks.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 01:01 (one month ago)

We're gonna invade Iraq again but do it right this time

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 01:10 (one month ago)

Al-Jazeerz says the PM is “delivering a formal note of protest.” Which a little less Malcolm Xy.

Malcolm seXy

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 02:35 (one month ago)

It seems like US negotiated a ceasefire with the PMF and when had they safely got their last military and private contractors out of the base, they launched a surprise airstrike on a PMF base and killed their commander and +15 others. I think that action will be very constructive in progressing the chances of good faith negotiations with Iran.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 06:00 (one month ago)

🇺🇸 JUSTIN: Pentagon report flags serious flaws in the USS Ford aircraft carrier, deeper than the laundry room fire, raising doubts about its ability to operate under enemy attack, Bloomberg reports. pic.twitter.com/r0ot7twsHR

— Defence Index (@Defence_Index) March 24, 2026

burning lint in a laundry probably never caused so much damage even in the era of wooden ships!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 07:58 (one month ago)

the USS Maine was sunk by someone putting metal in the microwave

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:19 (one month ago)

Israel's Channel 14 claiming that Iranian Foreign Minister Aragchi and parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf have received "immunity" from assassination by US/Israel for the negotiation period. Basically threatening that if they don't agree to Trump terms, they'll be murdered afterward[

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:25 (one month ago)

Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵 https://t.co/TT7m7JkBG5

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) March 25, 2026



vital pro tips on how to survive the end of empire days

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:32 (one month ago)

Here is some more fun videos if you have an account to the evil app.

The Islamic Resistance in Iraq has released a video from some of their recent attacks on US forces at Camp Victory in Baghdad, showing drones hitting a radar system and a Black Hawk helicopter in broad daylight. pic.twitter.com/KT1VoBhPsc

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) March 25, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:37 (one month ago)

beautiful vid

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:37 (one month ago)

going great

Michael Caley‬
✧@michaelca✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 1h
Iran looking to formalize its control over the Strait and its power to receive tolls from favored nations in exchange for freedom of movement

says India, Pakistan, Iraq, Malaysia and China are in negotiations now to establish rules of transit

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:32 (one month ago)

never let your power to receive tolls diminish

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:39 (one month ago)

Can't see anything but attempted invasion of Iranian islands once the 'talks' collapse at the weekend. Tens of thousands live across them too.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:47 (one month ago)

Apparently there are a whole lot of archaeological sites on Kharg Island which will no doubt end up being trashed - a la ISIS - by the Americans.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:54 (one month ago)

surprising this braindead president hasn't just called it a day and renamed it Strait of America - problem solved!

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:58 (one month ago)

‪OSINTRadar‬
✧@osintra✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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⚡Iran has rejected the peace agreement plan proposed by the US

"Iran will end the war when it decides to do so and when its own conditions are met," reported the Iranian TV channel Press TV, citing a high-ranking source in the Iranian government.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:58 (one month ago)

As compared to Saddam's braggadocio mouthpiece during the first Gulf War, I find this statement very credible.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 17:46 (one month ago)

‪Al Jazeera English‬
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Iran’s state TV has responded to the US’s 15-point plan to end the war, setting out a list of five demands it says must be met before the country will agree.

The list includes reparations for damage and formal recognition of its control over the Strait of Hormuz.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 19:26 (one month ago)

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
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Smoke has been rising from Kuwait Airport following an Iranian drone attack on fuel tanks at the site. Kuwait condemned the strike, calling it a “dangerous escalation.”

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 19:28 (one month ago)

I can't stand any generative AI shite but was quite tickled by the idea that the Iran state media agency put out a comedy movie parody vid with Judie Dench playing Starmer and another one with Trump as a Lego character. Could never have predicted this timeline.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 20:18 (one month ago)

Iran wants Lebanon included in any ceasefire - report
Iran has told intermediaries that Lebanon must be included in any ceasefire agreement with the United States and Israel, six regional sources familiar with Iran’s position have told Reuters, linking an end of the war to a halt to Israel’s offensive against Hezbollah that has seen it move to occupy large swathes of southern Lebanon (see my last post).

Iran’s Press TV on Wednesday cited an Iranian official saying Tehran wanted any deal with the US to secure an end to the war both on Iran and other “resistance groups” in the region.

A senior Iranian official told Reuters on Wednesday that Tehran was still reviewing a US proposal to end the regional war, indicating that Tehran had so far stopped short of rejecting it outright.

The six regional sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Tehran had informed mediators as early as mid-March that it sought a deal that would also stop Israel’s attacks on Lebanese armed group Hezbollah.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 20:47 (one month ago)

I can't imagine these insane cunts bending to any Iranian ceasefire conditions despite them holding all the cards.

IRGC are claiming to have shot down a US F-18 with some of their own new air defence equipment. It's on dropsite and there are multiple angle vids of it seemingly crashing into the Indian ocean. CENTCOM saying it was an overheating cigarette lighter that caused it to make an unscheduled landing. US seemed to have lost a lot of planes in this war in the last couple of weeks.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:07 (one month ago)

you can smoke in a fighter jet?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:11 (one month ago)

haha I think calz means a 12-volt DC plug

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:11 (one month ago)

which would be amazing if true

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:12 (one month ago)

sorry, my shit attempt at gallows humour. But there is this common theme with CENTOM comms in that nothing actually ever get's shot down, or fatally stricken, or nobody ever actually get's killed.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:15 (one month ago)

“unscheduled detour to the bottom of the ocean”

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

also sadly American cars no longer have cigarette lighters our innocence is lost

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:18 (one month ago)

This idea of a land invasion on Kharg Island or maybe near the Pakistan border, this stuff is insane and won't be like Iowa Jima. Seeing as Trump likes to evoke the fascist cunt Churchill - it would be more like Gallipoli, but even worse because now we are in the FPV suicide drone age where being on an open space of battlefield gives you a lifespan of minutes at best (see the fatality rates of meat assaults in the Ukraine war). The prospects of this invasion being such a fiasco make me think there might be hope for some kind of deal. There must be military people with influence who know this will be a bloodbath for the attacking party.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:23 (one month ago)

this stuff is insane and won't be like Iowa Jima

You’re talking about the 2028 U.S. politics thread?

dell (del), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:32 (one month ago)

Even if it were like Iwo Jima, it would be seen as catastrophically bad. Americans do not have the stomach for the volume of deaths that a "victory" like that cost.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:33 (one month ago)

let's hope, I agree but things are getting really stupid

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:37 (one month ago)

xp

It's the same in the UK, they are slashing away at the last vestige of the social contract for the last 15 years and there is no appetite for anyone to die for the corrupt elites that run this shithole state

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:40 (one month ago)

Long queues in front of the gas stations in India. With only 6-days of supply as strategic reserve, india’s oil and gas crisis is worse than any other after the Iran War! pic.twitter.com/dYiXURCiPj

— Ashok Swain (@ashoswai) March 25, 2026

Modi went from that execrable moment of declaring Israel the fatherland and India the motherland of the world. Now he's realising that sucking up to other scummy fascist apartheid regimes is not always in the national interest.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 22:25 (one month ago)

JUST IN: NETANYAHU SEEKS TO POSTPONE ELECTIONS IN ISRAEL DUE TO THE IRAN WAR

No wonder Zelensky is always praising the genocidal Zionist scumbag

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 22:36 (one month ago)

Pakistani Defense Minister:

​"It seems that the goal of the war against Iran has shifted to 'opening' the Strait of Hormuz—which was already open before the war began." pic.twitter.com/b3URkTiwtF

— 𝐓𝐌𝐓 (@TMT_arabic) March 25, 2026



The Pakistan defense minister kind of nails it, really.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 22:45 (one month ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/leahmcelrath.bsky.social/post/3mhteqp3xtc22

Ali Akbar Ahmadian Babaki, a leader of the IRGC, apparently posted on Twitter:

"For years, we've been awaiting the Americans' entry into the designated points, and for over two decades, we've been training with the asymmetric warfare strategy for this very moment. Now, we have just one message for the American soldiers: Come closer."

Frankly, I think the best possible strategy for the Iranians would be to say, "The Strait stays closed to you and your allies, open to others. We will negotiate with your successor."

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 26 March 2026 00:56 (one month ago)

A ground invasion sounds obviously insane but we’re at Strangelove levels already. Imagine a coked up Hegseth amped up, ready to go and goading Trump into being a tough guy. We’re off the fucking map.

Anecdotal meaningless thing: a family friend has a son in military intelligence and his wife is in the military. She was recently was deployed to the middle east. Late last night the family friend was sending out texts about how she found out something and she can’t talk about it but she’s freaking out. This person never hesitates to overshare, so now it’s freaking me out. And it’s probably nothing, or unrelated to war. Things are feeling panicky.

It feels like sitting on a powder keg. This would be the stupidest start to a world war.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 26 March 2026 01:00 (one month ago)

Frankly, I think the best possible strategy for the Iranians would be to say, "The Strait stays closed to you and your allies, open to others. We will negotiate with your successor."

― wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 26 March 2026 bookmarkflaglin

Democrats clearly want this war too, so there is no salvation.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 08:30 (one month ago)

dude not even all the republicans want this war you are high as shit

a (waterface), Thursday, 26 March 2026 12:08 (one month ago)

foh

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 26 March 2026 12:35 (one month ago)

No

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 13:26 (one month ago)

Some good new from Lebanon.

Merkava slaughter

Hezbollah has taken out today 20 Israeli Merkava tanks in south Lebanon - it is still 3:00 pm.

These are different than 20 Merkavas yesterday.

Hezbollah rebuilding is a military & intelligence case study.

The Resistance was deemed “decapitated and defeated”

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 13:35 (one month ago)

This is bad.

IRGC navy commander killed in airstrike, says Israel defence minister
The Israeli defence minister, Israel Katz, said the Iranian naval commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC), Alireza Tangsiri, has been killed along with other “senior officers of the naval command” in a strike overnight.

Tangsiri was “directly responsible for the terrorist operation of mining and blocking the strait of Hormuz” and has been “blown up”, Katz said in a video statement, according to AFP news agency.

Iran has yet to comment.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 13:37 (one month ago)

ftr I’m foh-ing the idea that the Democratic Party (leadership, donors) is actually against this war. There will forever be just the perfect number of Manchins Sinemas Fettermans etc who go rogue to make sure that the worst possible outcome goes forward without a hitch.

Forever against every war except the current one, against every genocide except the current one

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 26 March 2026 13:45 (one month ago)

The Democratic Party as a whole definitely has no demonstrable track record of opposing overseas wars unless/until they become obvious disasters and political liabilities. It is no way an anti-war party, even if the majority of individual anti-war voices you can find in Congress are Democrats. Whether that's because they "want war" or because they're perennially afraid of being seen as wimps is pretty much beside the point.

Anyway, all the signs at the moment very much point to a forthcoming massive escalation by the U.S., with the talk of a peace deal or ceasefire continuing to just be cover. I hope that's not the case, but I don't see much reason to think otherwise.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 26 March 2026 13:54 (one month ago)

Got it.

I've seen the odd strong statement by either a Republican or Democrat against any ground invasion.

But its been a month since this war has started. US troops are set to be deployed at the weekend, and I've seen no joined efforts or votes to signal strong opposition xp

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 13:57 (one month ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/us/politics/senate-iran-war-vote.html

a (waterface), Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:00 (one month ago)

That's a dead on arrival 'effort'.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:03 (one month ago)

i wonder why that is, is it because republicans control the house and senate? who knows!

a (waterface), Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:04 (one month ago)

same thing in the house btw earlier this month

a (waterface), Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:05 (one month ago)

Absolute kayfabe. If more republicans had peeled off à la Rand Paul, that many more democrats would have joined Fetterman.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:07 (one month ago)

peace deal or ceasefire continuing to just be cover
Yeah all while allowing Israel to bomb Iranian commanders

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:07 (one month ago)

Absolute kayfabe. If more republicans had peeled off à la Rand Paul, that many more democrats would have joined Fetterman.

sure babe

a (waterface), Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:07 (one month ago)

Lol

The State Department declared a second wartime emergency on Thursday to bypass Congress on more than $23 billion in weapons sales to the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait and Jordan. Senator Jack Reed of Rhode Island, the top Democrat on the Armed Services Committee, said in a statement that “any so-called emergency arms deal that does not go through the proper vetting channels must be carefully scrutinized

Funny how stuff like this can be bypassed. Pathetic.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:10 (one month ago)

sure babe

ghost of Joe Lieberman smiles and nods

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 26 March 2026 14:17 (one month ago)

But its been a month since this war has started. US troops are set to be deployed at the weekend, and I've seen no joined efforts or votes to signal strong opposition

Probably won't be any for a while. For now the majority in Congress is calculating that Trump will take all the credit or blame for how this turns out, so they don't want to stick their heads up and risk taking a side that might lose them votes. The longer the war lasts and the worse it gets, the more pressure will fall on Congress to intervene and for Democrats especially the risk of being anti-war will plummet. That kind of political calculation as people die or are badly hurt is shitty, but that's who we're dealing with.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2026 15:45 (one month ago)

Trump says Iran allowing some oil tankers through strait as sign of good faith

Trump says Iran is allowing some oil tankers through strait of Hormuz as a sign of good faith for talks.

He said that Iran allowed 10 oil tankers to pass through the strategic strait as a “present” to show it was serious about negotiations to end the war.

dude oil tankers have been passing through through the whole time.. this is not a gift to you, idiot

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 17:26 (one month ago)

If he wants to hallucinate an out of this then great.

Israel really ramping up their bombing today and tomorrow is the only sign that there could be a deal, as they will try to get more hits before this 'window' closes.

Not getting any sense Iran is backing down but Pakistan are saying there are indirect negotiations.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 17:34 (one month ago)

Per Bloomberg:

US SECRETARY OF STATE RUBIO: HORMUZ COULD BE REOPENED TOMORROW IF IRAN PERMITTED IT

As Patrick Monahan said on Bluesky: "I mean, yeah."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:06 (one month ago)

These guys are philosophers

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:07 (one month ago)

we could be vacationing on the North Korean coast if North Korea permitted it

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:09 (one month ago)

IRAN MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS MARLO: YOU WANT IT TO BE ONE WAY BUT IT'S THE OTHER

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:10 (one month ago)

remote war

Iran has bombed U.S. bases across the Middle East in retaliation for the U.S.-Israeli war, forcing many American troops to relocate to hotels and office spaces throughout the region, according to military personnel and American officials.

So now much of the land-based military is, in essence, fighting the war while working remotely, with the exception of fighter pilots and crews operating and maintaining warplanes and conducting strikes.

Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps has urged people to report these new locations as it hunts for the dispersed troops. U.S. military officials say that threat is not stopping the Pentagon from carrying out the war against Iran, which is in its fourth week.

...Many of the 13 military bases in the region used by American troops are all but uninhabitable, with the ones in Kuwait, which is next door to Iran, suffering perhaps the most damage. Six U.S. service members were killed in a strike on Port Shuaiba that destroyed an Army tactical operations center. Iranian drones and missiles also targeted Ali Al Salem Air Base, damaging aircraft structures and injuring personnel, and Camp Buehring, damaging maintenance and fuel facilities.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/us/politics/iran-us-bases.html
https://archive.ph/E8LkF

z_tbd, Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:22 (one month ago)

Surprised Trump hasn't just announced it doesn't matter when war ends, raptures in 2 weeks

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:29 (one month ago)

Trump says Iran allowing some oil tankers through strait

I wonder if this is the 'present' mentioned the other day... so if reporters keep asking what the fuck he was talking about, he can point to some phantom ships full of fresh crude

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

Misprint, it is actually tankies being allowed

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:56 (one month ago)

it seems the petrol/gas shortages are hitting the global south and Australia first. Was talking to a Muslim neighbour with family in India and she said she was whatsapping and indeed they are having big problems there because most people have to buy liquid gas for household use. I remember reading that restaurants were closing in India after the first week of this war.

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:59 (one month ago)

yeah LNG/propane in bottles is the primary cooking fuel for like a billion people

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:01 (one month ago)

BREAKING: Bloomberg says tanker tracking data since March 23rd "shows no sign" of the 8 boats full of oil that President Trump said were "gifted" to the US.

which will surprise a very close number to zero of people who are following this war

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

he still thinks this shit is like a real estate deal or something

Trump claims Iran ‘begging to make a deal’ and has let some tankers through strait as a ‘present’

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:14 (one month ago)

didn't those tankers have to pay Iran a hefty toll?

c u (crüt), Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:22 (one month ago)

In Yuan hopefully.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:46 (one month ago)

haha

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:48 (one month ago)

IDF Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Eyal Zamir reportedly warned during a security cabinet meeting last night that the military will “collapse in on itself,” as it faces mounting operational demands and a growing manpower shortage.

“I am raising 10 red flags before you,” Zamir reportedly told ministers, according to Channel 13 news.

“The IDF now needs a conscription law, a reserve duty law, and a law to extend mandatory service,” he is quoted as saying. “Before long, the IDF will not be ready for its routine missions and the reserve system will not hold.”

establishment legacy media is finally starting to report on the abject losses of the US/Israel side of the war. First NYT reports that 13 US bases in the Gulf have been totalled (not exactly a revelation but they've been very quiet on this so far I think?) and now Times of Israel admitting that morale is fucked and the IDF is on the verge of collapse unless they bring in conscription.

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

it seems the petrol/gas shortages are hitting the global south and Australia first.

I Australia, at least it’s not so much a shortage as people panic buying and stockpiling (lots of farmers stock out). Petrol station sales are up by 20% so pumps run dry quicker then the tanker comes and they run again. I think we’re still at 30 days+ of reserves.

A few branches of hammerbarn ran out of Jerry cans and the right wing media (all of it) sent some cameras and said the sky was falling.

Hammerbarn also ran out of m6x55 socket head cap screws last Tuesday but no one came and took any photos. They were still out of stock yesterday and I had to get them from Amazon.

Ed, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:03 (one month ago)

We’ve also had a bunch of arson attacks on ice cream shops added to the useful arson attacks on tobacconists, so that might explain the run on jerrycans.

Ed, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

I have been stockpiling since the start of this war. Mainly just rice, dal, beans, tinned tomatoes and not in crazy amounts.

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:06 (one month ago)

Made a mistake not hoarding
m6 machine screws, I can tell you.

Ed, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

I have on old toolbox with a hundred loose M4 screws in the bottom of it from when I used to be a sparkie!

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:09 (one month ago)

my retirement screws

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:10 (one month ago)

Don't get screwed by wartime shortages

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:25 (one month ago)

Pretty long piece, but v good on the strategic failure (I am only a few mins into it)

https://acoup.blog/2026/03/25/miscellanea-the-war-in-iran/

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:35 (one month ago)

Never mind that, the important things are being taken care of, the Telegraph said so:

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7svmwh5hydp2wkpu22bh5t7p/bafkreidcje5met64taanzlizbup5nmmtzwq6evsowtahgl266ogcmec5gi

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:41 (one month ago)

xpost this from that piece is so obvious as to almost be underrated, re the flow of oil and gas

the war with Iran has cut off the only thing in this region of strategic importance, compromised the only thing that mattered at the outset

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:54 (one month ago)

Democrats can’t do anything about Trump’s mind. What they can do is sharpen their message in opposition. They can say no to the war. They can say, with even more urgency, no to the introduction of ground troops. They can try to force congressional votes on this.

Republicans say they are unhappy with “not getting enough answers” from the Trump administration. With an escalation to ground troops on the horizon, they should be put on the spot: Are you still willing to give this administration a blank check?

The task for the Democrats over the next few days.

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/a-war-no-one-wants-to-defend-iran-oil-trump-vance-rubio-hegseth-democrats-republicans-congress

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:02 (one month ago)

one important thing I have learned from this era is that Western friendly warfare states can do genocides and murder children in tents and use white phosphorous against civilians whilst demolishing cities that have existed for 4 thousand years. And everything just carries on with the occasional performative grimace. But if you choke off global supply chains and interrupt the profit flows of capital... then suddenly you have everybody's attention and maybe you are the real monster

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:07 (one month ago)

Kuwait RIP.

Islamic Resistance in Iraq:

"Any attempt to invade Iran and carry out a ground operation will make easier the reordering of the Gulf and returning it to its historical reality, [...] geographic borders will no longer remain fixed, as some imagine."

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:08 (one month ago)

It's amazing that Trump has completely undone 23 years of colonial occupation in Iraq. Make Iraq great again!

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:11 (one month ago)

Bahrain is totally fucked, a murderous Sunni Gulf Monarchy in a Shia majority country.

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:19 (one month ago)

Reading about the UAE's obvious military/financial support of RSF paramilitaries in Sudan, I've come to believe they're every bit as awful as the Saudis

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:33 (one month ago)

the made up gulf monarchies are absolutely fucking vile, and without many exceptions I don't think, are all very weak and hated authoritarian states. Propped up on oil money and now very illusionary looking US security guarantees.

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:38 (one month ago)

All reliant on importing workers from poorer countries who they treat like shit and as virtual slaves.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:44 (one month ago)

yep all modern slavery states

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:47 (one month ago)

yeah, Marxist South Yemen was a real bee their bonnets

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:48 (one month ago)

if the the Houthis close the Bab el-Mandeb Strait again, which they previously did last year and US power couldn't stop them and limped away in retreat with a broken aircraft carrier and Trump claiming a dubious victory. Then that that is more problems for oil prices.

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:57 (one month ago)

Houthis have been holding their cards close, but I'm sure if Iran gave the word I'm sure they'd jump in

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:59 (one month ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/us/politics/iran-us-bases.html?unlocked_article_code=1.WVA.Bdqg.4Dpqo4OvN0Qj&smid=nytcore-ios-share

Part of article

Iran has bombed U.S. bases across the Middle East in retaliation for the U.S.-Israeli war, forcing many American troops to relocate to hotels and office spaces throughout the region, according to military personnel and American officials.

So now much of the land-based military is, in essence, fighting the war while working remotely, with the exception of fighter pilots and crews operating and maintaining warplanes and conducting strikes.

Iranian officials have even accused the U.S. military of using civilians as human shields by putting American troops in hotels.….

curmudgeon, Friday, 27 March 2026 06:42 (one month ago)

Trump’s extension of his ultimatum to Iran until 6 April is essentially meaningless.

The ultimatum applies only to the US vow to destroy Iran’s power infrastructure, and not to any other aspect of US-Israeli aggression against the country.

Given Iran’s credible threats of a devastating response to any such attacks, and the impact this could have on the essential infrastructure of multiple Arab states closely aligned with the US, it is an open question whether the US will follow through if the ultimatum expires without an Iranian response that meets Washington's conditions. The US could proceed with widespread attacks to shut down Iran’s electrical grid, but is unlikely to do so.

What does appear increasingly probable, and at this point all but certain, is a US initiative to seize territory in the Persian Gulf.

Kharg island is often identified as the location for what even the Associated Press will, after intensive debate and reflection, characterize as an invasion. While this is where Iran’s main oil export facilities are located, it is unlikely to be the first target.

A more obvious objective would be one or more of the Greater Tunb, Lesser Tunb, and Abu Musa islands. Sovereignty over these Persian Gulf islands has been contested between the United Arab Emirates and Iran since the latter took control of them in 1971 under the former Pahlavi regime. Just as importantly, the UAE’s sovereign claims are supported by every other member of the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) as well as the Arab League.

By focusing on the contested islands rather than Kharg, the US could claim to be restoring Arab sovereignty rather than invading Iran, while simultaneously achieving its goal of seizing territory from Iran. Washington would also be hoping to show that this war, which it launched without consulting the GCC states who have borne the brunt of Iranian retaliation, is serving Arab and not only Israeli interests.

For the US, the big prize would be direct Emirati participation in such an attack. Arab states have been making increasingly angry statements in response to continuous Iranian attacks on their territory, and have on more than one occasion indicated that their patience is wearing thin. Military participation in the US-Israeli war would be a dramatic development, with potentially enormous consequences, but the UAE is the state most likely to do so. Particularly if it concerns territory claimed by Abu Dhabi, and even more so if it concludes it is going to bear the brunt of an Iranian response even if it doesn’t participate.

The above is of course pure speculation. But US ground forces clearly are preparing to land somewhere in the Persian Gulf, and this could well be directly or also on the Iranian coast. The frenetic diplomacy of the past several days is in this respect merely a sideshow.

Needless to say, Israel has been insisting on the deployment of US (never Israeli) ground forces, claiming that doing so will finally get the job done. Israel, its minions in Washington, and the war faction in the Trump administration appear to be once again successfully persuading the hopelessly vacuous, ignorant, and delusional US president that the shock value of territorial losses will cause the Iranian government to either capitulate or collapse.

Even they don’t believe it. Rather, they are deliberately setting the stage for further escalation on a massive scale, confident that if they can land just a few thousand US troops on Iranian territory, the dynamics will be firmly in place for exponentially more to follow.

As far as they are concerned, the destruction of every state and society astride the Persian Gulf is a small price to pay for the greater glory of Israel and the United States. Yet hubristic fever dreams have a way of being overtaken by reality.

A good post on where we are at. A lot of escalation to come.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 06:43 (one month ago)

France is saying more than a third of gulf oil infrastructure is GONE. We still have markets operating as if this will be over soon and we'll pivot to the next flavor of the month. People have no fucking clue what has ALREADY been done to the global economy in a few short weeks. https://t.co/lskFwGPVvK

— 𝐓𝐗𝐌𝐂 (@TXMCtrades) March 26, 2026

even just looking back at 3-4 weeks ago seems like a window into a completely different era now. if Trump does a full TACO we are still heading for bad times. Food shortages, medicine shortages and the rest.

calzino, Friday, 27 March 2026 08:08 (one month ago)

Don't worry, no rush or anything https://t.co/GVdo5ZOXib

— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) March 26, 2026

don't interrupt your enemy when they are making mistakes doesn't work when the *enemies* are the other party in a 2 party system, and the mistake is a guaranteed military travesty in which thousands of your people will needlessly die.

calzino, Friday, 27 March 2026 08:08 (one month ago)

Per Bloomberg:

QATAR DECLARES FORCE MAJEURE ON LNG EXPORTS UNTIL MAY

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 March 2026 12:28 (one month ago)

Another blow to the global LNG market 🚢🚨

🇦🇺 Three Australian LNG export plants (which provide ~8% of the world’s supply) have had output curbed by a cyclone
⚠️ Some offshore gas platforms were knocked offline by the big stormhttps://t.co/pnn7NiguUr

— Stephen Stapczynski (@SStapczynski) March 27, 2026

oh dear, great timing for nature to have its say on the LNG market as well

calzino, Friday, 27 March 2026 12:39 (one month ago)

Sounds like it’s a fun time over there:

https://www.ms.now/news/trump-iran-war-messaging-white-house-divide

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 March 2026 12:44 (one month ago)

A good post on where we are at. A lot of escalation to come.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, March 26, 2026

Where is that from?

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 27 March 2026 14:26 (one month ago)

Mouin Rabbani's twitter.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 14:35 (one month ago)

Meantime, some unexpected entertainment:

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/iran-linked-hackers-claim-breach-of-fbi-directors-personal-email-doj-official-2026-03-27/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 March 2026 14:38 (one month ago)

abc123Kashman

calzino, Friday, 27 March 2026 14:41 (one month ago)

no way the password doesn’t have 69 in there somewhere

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:05 (one month ago)

noice

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:12 (one month ago)

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Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:16 (one month ago)

On the inadequacies of the protests to be held tomorrow.

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/no-kings-anti-war-movement-iran/

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 15:21 (one month ago)

I'm going with a group to a No Kings protest and told them exactly that: focus.

I don't think Heer's column calls the protests "inadequate" though.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:28 (one month ago)

xp how are your protests going in the UK? equally as ineffective, I assume?

some real pot/kettle shit going on there my dude

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:29 (one month ago)

In a sense escalation is inevitable:

- US/Israel have degraded Iran's military capacity, and have inflicted humiliating assassinations
- Iran have hurt US interests in the Gulf, hit Israel, its proxies have stood up (with Hoithis potentially to come), they have weathered the hits on leadership, costs on oil markets have been damaging.

Both sides think they can go further as both sides can claim wins.

xps

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 15:30 (one month ago)

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There are many valid criticisms of No Kings that need to be engaged with, but at the end of the day it is thousands of people gathering to tell a dozen incels to fuck off forever, and that's Good

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:30 (one month ago)

Funny how when I post some mild criticisms on America its assumed I love my country how you love yours or something.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 15:31 (one month ago)

it's just interesting that you only criticize other countries' demonstrations as far as I can tell

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:32 (one month ago)

The situations in the two countries are not very similar tbf.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:34 (one month ago)

for sure

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:35 (one month ago)

feel like people who don't attend protests/demos have real solipsistic ideas about what the criteria for a successful one is

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:42 (one month ago)

In my experience the best reason to attend a protest/demo is not to feel so alone. Capitalist society presumes that we can't form bonds with strangers over a common purpose, an idea these things refute.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:45 (one month ago)

^^^

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:46 (one month ago)

why else is the right obsessed with Soros funding them? It's not possible that strangers could unite like this for uncynical reasons.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:48 (one month ago)

xp Alfred beat me to it but yes, its ok to protest "with no clear effort to mobilize for an alternative political vision" -- as much as anything else, protesting is for the protesters to see that they're not alone & isolated, to build up reserves of courage so they might act more confidently and be less intimidated by the regime in the future. Worrying that the cringe libs with joke signs arent taking it seriously enough is misdirected energy, its a protest not a platform committee meeting. Whether posting on the internet or sharing your lofty thoughts in the august pages of The Nation, criticizing regular people for taking to the streets is ultra wack imo.

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:53 (one month ago)

In my experience the best reason to attend a protest/demo is not to feel so alone. Capitalist society presumes that we can't form bonds with strangers over a common purpose, an idea these things refute.

totally this! like my wife and I going to a no-kings in a small town in north jersey with probably a hundred or so people isn't going to do anything but make us feel part of a community of others that feel the same way and that cool imo.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:54 (one month ago)

To be fair to Heer, he isn't at all criticizing No Kings -- he says so in the first graf -- he's offering suggestions.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:55 (one month ago)

i was gonna say, i didnt read past the paywall so apologies to Heer if I'm too hard on him

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:57 (one month ago)

I am not saying "don't attend the demo". I have just shared a comment piece that says "make this more anti-war" xp I think he is offering 'critical support'.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 15:57 (one month ago)

jeet’s column is more nuanced than how xyzzzz represents it. I would like a focused anti-war movement too. Also it’s tough to pick just one atrocity—you could fill a month with protests on a different topic

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 27 March 2026 15:59 (one month ago)

anything that pisses off Fetterman is good in my book!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:03 (one month ago)

Heer's piece: https://archive.ph/aq1KO

I don't think anyone posting would disagree with it

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:08 (one month ago)

CRTL-F "inadequate" not found ;)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:11 (one month ago)

that specific (biased) framing of the piece was my objection, to be clear

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:12 (one month ago)

He is saying it doesn't meet the needs of the moment. Hence inadequacy. So I'm good with what I said.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 16:17 (one month ago)

No, he's saying it CAN meet the moment's needs if protestors focus. And there's no reason why we can't.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:19 (one month ago)

yeah I don't think "inadequate" is a huge distortion of the point, but out of context it sounded like Heer was chiding the protestors, which isn't the case. I took it as: he's saying the situation has changed since these protests started and it would be good if they reflected that. The thing is that they might well do that? Since they haven't taken place yet, it's tough to call them inadequate ahead of time

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:19 (one month ago)

my experience at the last No Kings march in Oakland was just the sheer joy of it... of course the inflatable dinosaur & frog costumes, but we drank beer and hollered, bullhorns and cowbells, and people waving all kinds of flags including American flags - (it's important that the right sees this, they think they're the only 'patriots' out there).. people riding lowrider bikes, etc.

It's FUN to go and protest, it's not some grim chore nor should it be

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 16:19 (one month ago)

of course the inflatable dinosaur & frog costumes, but we drank beer and hollered

I didn't read about this in American Protesting 101.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:20 (one month ago)

that was an xpost with Alfred, who said it better

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:21 (one month ago)

I feel like drinking is def in American Protesting 101 lol, it just got cut out of 201 and 301

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:21 (one month ago)

of course the Soros stipend helps make ends meet

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 16:22 (one month ago)

No, he's saying it CAN meet the moment's needs if protestors focus. And there's no reason why we can't.

― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Sure. Let's see what Bruce Springsteen can do

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 16:22 (one month ago)

Buy us beer and posterboards with Soros money.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:25 (one month ago)

when you've lost Bruce, you've lost America

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:25 (one month ago)

In my experience the best reason to attend a protest/demo is not to feel so alone. Capitalist society presumes that we can't form bonds with strangers over a common purpose, an idea these things refute.

― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (thirty-six minutes ago)

I love this extremely otm post, partially because Alfred isn't saying "and they have to be fun/happy/uplifting" — you can bond in anger, sorrow, and outrage too.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:27 (one month ago)

^ agreed

American flags - (it's important that the right sees this, they think they're the only 'patriots' out there)

counterpoint: they don't give a shit and need to be put in hard labor camps

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Friday, 27 March 2026 16:27 (one month ago)

I love this extremely otm post, partially because Alfred isn't saying "and they have to be fun/happy/uplifting" — you can bond in anger, sorrow, and outrage too.

― obvious old hat (rob)

It can be all these things! (With beer too).

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:28 (one month ago)

yeah I should acknowledge that protesting in a Minnesota snowdrift after the cold blooded murder of American citizens might have a different vibe

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 16:35 (one month ago)

Yeah didnt mean to have knives out for Heer, his piece is definitely better than what the first few grafs sound like they're teeing up. I just get triggered by any whiff of that kind of discourse, going to the first protests like this last Feb in 2-degree upstate NY weather, no beer but carrying multiple thermoses of hot water and coffee, finding solidarity with the other marchers who were almost exclusively elderly NPR grandmas, and then getting chided for being naive by phone-addicted online socialists.

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 27 March 2026 16:53 (one month ago)

I think that my main issue with the No Kings protests is that while there is tremendous value in what all of you are talking about, I think that there needs to be more— more that is unpermitted, that isn’t run and co-sponsored by progressive non-profits, more that isn’t asking permission to protest. My sense from years in these kinds of movements is that it is these latter kinds of actions that actually disrupt things and get attention, whereas No Kings feels good, and let’s many “normal” progressive people lapse into convenience of feel-good protests.

This is to say: thousands of people blocking the entrances to arms manufacturers or ports would be equally non-violent, but have a hell of a lot more impact. It could still be fun, too.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:01 (one month ago)

yeah I agree w/all that

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:02 (one month ago)

All to say: we need No Kings protests. We also need more disruptive protests, and more violent protests. Not every protest has to be for every person.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:03 (one month ago)

And sorry, to continue that thought: one of the ways the “normal” progressive left do themselves in and annoy more hard left-leaning people is by refusing to acknowledge that we need all of these vectors of dissent, and in fact condemning protests that are too disruptive or deemed “violent” (“won’t someone think of the bank windows!!”). In a sense I understand the frustration of leftists with the No Kings stuff, because how many times have I been chided by some boomer for supporting a protest that got a little rowdy? Quite a few, actually!!

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:06 (one month ago)

yep that shit drives me crazy

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:07 (one month ago)

I agree with that - but I think the success of the No Kings thing was just the sheer *number* of participants, and let's face it: a lot of these people would never block a port entrance.
It gets harder for them to write it off as a Soros sponsored event when there are hundreds of thousands of people across hundreds of towns & cities

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 17:07 (one month ago)

yup I agree

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:07 (one month ago)

No Kings is the kind of protest people bring their kids to. Protests where you might end up in jail are for a different sort of crowd.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:17 (one month ago)

one of the main goals of authoritarian regimes is to convince people that they're more popular and powerful than they actually are, so I think they're important both in reminding people that they're very much not alone as well as letting the MAGA chuds know exactly what a huge swath of the country thinks of them. there's a reason they complain so much about protestors, it's because I think it really does bother them. especially since this administration's popularity is in freefall, a lot of one-time vocal Trump supporters really don't like talking about it in public anymore, and if mob mentality is what talked them into such horrible shit maybe there's a chance it can talk them out of it.

but mostly I just like being in a space full of strangers where you're totally free to shit talk the government. I hate bringing this stuff up in public not because I'm afraid of MAGA Republicans or don't know how to refute their bullshit but because it's just so exhausting to talk to these people at any length. obviously you don't gotta worry about that at a protest.

frogbs, Friday, 27 March 2026 17:27 (one month ago)

Yeah, the strawman of the complacent cofeve/drumpf lib is not being kept away from violent resistance by the shiny object of no kings protests. In every revolution theres tension between the comfortable middle class and the fighters, success is usually based on how well they work in concert. The problem In the States is that too often both sides of that equation expect the other one to do all the work.

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:36 (one month ago)

No Kings protests in areas perceived as loyal to the regime are legitimately important, especially in an election year. There are going to be a bunch of events in Montana tomorrow, and Montana has open House and Senate seats in November, so getting people to show up for these things and realize they're not alone is an important early step in getting them to vote for Democrats seven months from now.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:39 (one month ago)

It's FUN to go and protest, it's not some grim chore nor should it be

This might be a cultural difference - maybe the US right doesn't do the "protesters are just bored students trying to get high and laid" thing? - but tbh for me the "fun" of protests has always been overhyped, the marching can be nice but it can also be sloooow and once you've gathered wherever and the speeches start it is terminal boredom, as these by necessity of having to keep everyone onboard are always platitudes. I do absolutely agree that there's something powerful and cathartic about seeing large numbers of ppl fighting for the same cause, but whenever Portuguese right-wingers would get sniffy like "oh going to your fun little party again?" it felt ironic because God if hedonism was my objective that's certainly not where I'd be headed.

Protests nonetheless good and important tbc!

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:54 (one month ago)

In every revolution theres tension

I remember during the Occupy Wall Street protests of 2011 being really stoked on something that was so focused on this one single grievance.. and Oakland had its own version near city hall. But the Bay Area being what it is, it soon became a catch-all protest for every possible grievance - GMO foods, Free Leonard Peltier, the Patriarchy, animal rights, etc etc... all worthy protests, but it just seemed to take all the wind out of the sails and diluted the focus. And then pretty soon the tents of the original protest just became places to hang out and party... it was kind of a bummer

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 17:57 (one month ago)

confirmation needed, but:

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Iran FM: ‘Israel has hit 2 of Iran's largest steel factories, a power plant and civilian nuclear sites among other infrastructure. Israel claims it acted in coordination with the U.S. Attack contradicts POTUS extended deadline for diplomacy. Iran will exact HEAVY price for Israeli crimes’

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 18:25 (one month ago)

I live in Kenosha where people got shot in the street by a chud while protesting. I ain't gonna be standing downrange of whoever wants to come here and get violent.

That said, I'll be at No Kings tomorrow with a bunch of my union crew. Most of them are normies and signing a card is one of the most radical things they've ever done. I love and trust them, so we'll be out, being normal, flying our banner, connecting with whatever other union groups are there and trying to build solidarity within the community. If that isn't enough for people who spend time braising their brains on Twitter, fuck 'em.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 27 March 2026 18:31 (one month ago)

maybe the US right doesn't do the "protesters are just bored students trying to get high and laid" thing

thats funny, it does feel like that was definitely a thing up through the early Iraq War protests but fell off in the US at some point. I think with the general decline of protest culture over the last 20yrs in the US and accompanying increase in violent fantasies & paranoia, people have kind of forgotten about that stereotype and go right to "these people are radical psychopaths who want to kill us all"

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 27 March 2026 18:38 (one month ago)

but yeah definitely some funny dissonance when i would hear boomers talk about going to protests in the 70s to meet girls, hang out and jam to tunes, meanwhile i'm standing in a highway median listening to someone play a Slavoj Zizek speech over a bluetooth speaker

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 27 March 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

lmao

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 March 2026 18:42 (one month ago)

looool

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 27 March 2026 18:44 (one month ago)

_ In every revolution theres tension_

I remember during the Occupy Wall Street protests of 2011 being really stoked on something that was so focused on this one single grievance.. and Oakland had its own version near city hall. But the Bay Area being what it is, it soon became a catch-all protest for every possible grievance - GMO foods, Free Leonard Peltier, the Patriarchy, animal rights, etc etc... all worthy protests, but it just seemed to take all the wind out of the sails and diluted the focus. And then pretty soon the tents of the original protest just became places to hang out and party... it was kind of a bummer

You’re a reactionary and have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.

Signed,
Someone who was there for the entire time and saw what was happening on the ground

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 18:56 (one month ago)

Like I literally hate-quit this board in 2011 over this stuff, just this constant middle-class whining over “not having a good focus” or “anarchists breaking bank windows,” get a life

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 18:58 (one month ago)

It devolved, man.. as many protests do

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 18:59 (one month ago)

Doing the cops and right wing propagandists’ job for them is nagl

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

I don't know about Oakland specifically, but in my town the cops tore down the encampment

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

(xp)

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:01 (one month ago)

okay, heading back to the suburbs to read my Mother Jones in peace

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 19:01 (one month ago)

It devolved, man.. as many protests do

So that’s why there were huge protests on January 28th, April 30th (in SF), and Mayday in Oakland in 2012, long after the Occupy tents had been ripped to shreds by pigs?

Again, you have no idea what you’re talking about

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:02 (one month ago)

May 2012

The group had originally intended to all head downtown, but many said they changed their minds as Occupy protesters joined their group at San Antonio Park on Foothill Boulevard at 17th Avenue.

"This march is about immigration and labor," said Miguel Perez of San Francisco, a representative of Dignity and Resistance. "It's not Occupy."

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

Sorry man, I shouldn't be goading.. but it's possible that multiple people can attend the same protest events and walk away with different impressions. I'll leave it at that

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 19:19 (one month ago)

Glad I bought up these protests.

Comment on Vance - Netanyahu and their supposed frostiness as fiction.

These and similar reports are widely interpreted in pro-government circles in #Iran not as a sign of genuine divergence between the U.S and Israel, but rather as a form of deception - akin to earlier reports of a Trump-Netanyahu rift prior to the war in June 2025 and also the current war.

The prevailing view is that this reflects a “good cop, bad cop” strategy, intended to create the impression of an opening through figures such as J.D. Vance. The objective, in this reading, is to encourage Tehran to soften its stance while the United States and Israel gain time to prepare for further escalation on the ground

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 19:22 (one month ago)

Exclusive-U.S. can only confirm about a third of Iran's missile arsenal destroyed, sources say

The United States can only determine with certainty that it has destroyed about a third of Iran's vast missile arsenal as the U.S. and Israeli war on the country nears its one-month mark, according to five people familiar with the U.S. intelligence.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:25 (one month ago)

huh i guess that explains why iran keeps firing missiles

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:28 (one month ago)

well technically the Iranian missiles do get destroyed when they hit targets in the Gulf and Israel. it's just not the US strikes destroying them!

calzino, Friday, 27 March 2026 19:34 (one month ago)

lol

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:35 (one month ago)

Iran's military planning has been very smart. They knew they couldn't contest for control their air space against the USA by using military aircraft, so they concentrated on drones and missiles. I'm sure they will be very ready to inflict heavy losses against any invasion attempt, even if the USAF controls the air space above the battlefield. These guys aren't chumps.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:39 (one month ago)

i wouldn't be shocked to find out US ground troops are thoroughly unprepared for the realities of war, plus those guys back in WW2 were a different sort and fighting for something a bit more tangible and honorable than "let's run interference for the pedophiles"

omar little, Friday, 27 March 2026 19:44 (one month ago)

yep we've already seen that with the USS Gerald Ford "incidents"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:46 (one month ago)

this is majorly small anecdata but i'm facebook friends with a guy who got called out to somewhere in the middle east. he's a bodybuilding hobbyist. i've seen a few gym selfies taken in whatever hangar houses the workout equipment in whatever hellishly hot place he has to be in, and he looks absolutely miserable. i can't even imagine what it must be like to be a sentient human male who joined the military because of some combination of desperation and testosterone, called out to fight in donny trump's watch things explode a thon.

dream mummy (map), Friday, 27 March 2026 19:51 (one month ago)

there some heavy biblical symbolism in the Middle East last couple of days. Crows circling Tel Aviv. Absolutely mental storms and floods in the UAE. Not sure if this kind of stuff spooks or encourages the evangelical nutjobs in US military.

on the Mehdi Hasan program, there are reports of thousands of late applications for conscientiousness objector status amongst the US military.

calzino, Friday, 27 March 2026 19:51 (one month ago)

May 2012

The group had originally intended to all head downtown, but many said they changed their minds as Occupy protesters joined their group at San Antonio Park on Foothill Boulevard at 17th Avenue.

"This march is about immigration and labor," said Miguel Perez of San Francisco, a representative of Dignity and Resistance. "It's not Occupy."

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It seems like they had a change of heart after shit started popping off downtown.
One group that is calling it a May Day March for Dignity and Resistance says Oakland is the center of the action for a reason:

Oakland has been a key site of resistance, from the vibrancy of recent struggles to the legacy of the Black Panthers and 1946 General Strike. Oakland is also a microcosm of predatory capitalist oppression, from foreclosures and school shutdowns, to police brutality and deportations, to income inequality and debt. This May Day we are therefore calling on forces from around the Bay Area to converge on Oakland for a massive show of solidarity, to celebrate our Resistance and lay claim to our Dignity.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/may-day-protests-to-disrupt-much-of-bay-area/1945676/

So, another example of people on the progressive spectrum pooh-poohing and being dismissive of more militarized or disruptive tactics.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

(I'm not going to keep re-litigating this here, but as someone who was there for a lot of this stuff, your initial post just got it entirely wrong).

(People can walk away from protests and movement with different ideas of what they constitute, or whether they support them or not. However, different ideas and opinions don't necessarily make them correct. In other words, "that's just your opinion, man," but for real).

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 27 March 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

“This war is the war of the entire Ummah.

The United States, together with Israel, attacking Iran aims to leave the region entirely under Israeli control.

This would mean the destruction of the freedom, independence, and dignity of the Islamic world.

We will target American ships and warships in the Red Sea.”

The Houthis have now officially joined the war

calzino, Friday, 27 March 2026 20:40 (one month ago)

important if true!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 20:51 (one month ago)

‪Shipwreck‬
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The Houthis will release an "important statement" in the coming hours, according to the Houthi-affiliated Al Masirah.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 27 March 2026 20:52 (one month ago)

Not clear if they've 'officially joined' anything, but seem to be threatening to jump in if the war expands, i.e. other nations become involved

But the Houthis are no joke and can strike well into the Red Sea

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 22:17 (one month ago)

Trump says Iran has to 'open up strait of Trump - I mean, Hormuz'

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Friday, 27 March 2026 22:43 (one month ago)

just testing it out, throwing it out there

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 March 2026 22:49 (one month ago)

BREAKING via @CBSNews: About a dozen U.S. service members were injured in an attack on Prince Sultan airbase in Saudi Arabia, according to multiple U.S. officials. A small number sustained very serious injuries; others were considered seriously injured. @JimLaPorta @ellee_watson and me

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2026 23:38 (one month ago)

_Trump says Iran has to 'open up strait of Trump - I mean, Hormuz'_

it’s good he’s having fun

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 March 2026 00:07 (one month ago)

Deep State Kuba contextualizing a week of developments and answering questions, pointing out how drone war is changing all this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_uFmmrwf4

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 28 March 2026 01:39 (one month ago)

At what point do enemy drones start popping up in the states?

Cow_Art, Saturday, 28 March 2026 01:46 (one month ago)

When they find a launching platform a hell of a lot closer to our shores. They are a regional, but not a global military power.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 March 2026 02:34 (one month ago)

Uh oh. Now we know why they want to invade Cuba.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Saturday, 28 March 2026 04:06 (one month ago)

Dropsite News -

the U.S. and Israel launched a coordinated bombing campaign on three steel plants, in Mobarakeh, Esfahan, and Khuzestan, targeting the heart of the Iranian economy. Mobarakeh Steel Company is the largest steel production facility in the Middle East and North Africa. Israel also claimed credit for striking the Arak heavy water nuclear reactor, an attack that could lead to radioactive fallout if powerful enough.

Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said on Friday that “Iran will exact [a] HEAVY price for Israeli crimes” carried out “in coordination with the U.S.” After Trump claimed he was postponing civilian infrastructure attacks, Araghchi said on Twitter, the “attack contradicts POTUS extended deadline for diplomacy.” On Friday, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps published a list of targets that included steel plants across the Persian Gulf.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 March 2026 05:51 (one month ago)

Dropsite News -

the U.S. and Israel launched a coordinated bombing campaign on three steel plants, in Mobarakeh, Esfahan, and Khuzestan, targeting the heart of the Iranian economy. Mobarakeh Steel Company is the largest steel production facility in the Middle East and North Africa. Israel also claimed credit for striking the Arak heavy water nuclear reactor, an attack that could lead to radioactive fallout if powerful enough.

Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said on Friday that “Iran will exact [a] HEAVY price for Israeli crimes” carried out “in coordination with the U.S.” After Trump claimed he was postponing civilian infrastructure attacks, Araghchi said on Twitter, the “attack contradicts POTUS extended deadline for diplomacy.” On Friday, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps published a list of targets that included steel plants across the Persian Gulf.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 March 2026 05:51 (one month ago)

called it!

surprising this braindead president hasn't just called it a day and renamed it Strait of America - problem solved!

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, March 25, 2026 10:58 AM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 28 March 2026 06:32 (one month ago)

US appears to have let one of their AWACs get badly damaged.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 28 March 2026 08:36 (one month ago)

...planes were going off the carrier. They were going every 32 seconds. It was one o'clock in the morning, pitch black. Beautiful planes, the best planes in the world, F-35s and F-18s, taking off.
And all of a sudden, from 17 different angles — 17 different angles — they came at us. Missiles and drones.
And the guys on the deck, they said, 'Run for our lives!' We had to run for our lives. It was a very dangerous situation..."

senile loose lips Trump letting slip on the *laundry fire* that took USS Gerald Ford off the board

calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2026 08:53 (one month ago)

xp

the AWACS taken out at Prince Sultan Air Base were apparently something called E3RG Sentry Units which were temp replacements for all the destroyed radars in the Gulf. It shows the IRGC are watching everything and can still do decisive precision hits at will. Which is quite at odds with what the orange clown is saying.

calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2026 09:04 (one month ago)

The US military cannot unblinker itself from always needing the fanciest gear, which gets overwhelmed by cheap swarm tactics.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 28 March 2026 09:08 (one month ago)

Thailand reaches strait of Hormuz deal with Iran, PM says
Thailand has struck an agreement with Iran to allow Thai oil vessels safe passage through the strait of Hormuz, said Thai prime minister, Anutin Charnvirakul.

“An agreement has been reached to allow Thai oil tankers to transit safely through the Strait of Hormuz,” he told a press conference on Saturday. He said the development would alleviate concerns over fuel imports.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 March 2026 11:15 (one month ago)

Iran be getting some deals. Sure Trump can appreciate the hustle

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 March 2026 11:15 (one month ago)

bad luck for the UK in having such a lame Atlanticist PM who only makes deals with geriatric paedophiles and lets Airstrip One get used for committing war atrocities.

calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2026 11:30 (one month ago)

from al-jazeera’s liveblog:

Iran claims attacks on US forces in Dubai
Ebrahim Zolfaghari, spokesman for the IRGC’s Khatam al-Anbiya headquarters, says “Iranian forces targeted two locations where more than 500 US forces were hiding in Dubai with missiles and drones, inflicting heavy losses on them.”

In remarks carried by the semi-official Tasnim news agency, he added: “We had previously warned that the aggressive American army had fled and hidden outside its bases due to the powerful invasion of the armed forces and the destruction of its bases in the region.”

He added, “Trump and the leaders of the American military must realise that the region will turn into a graveyard for American soldiers and they will have no choice but to surrender.”

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2026 12:24 (one month ago)

good luck usa

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2026 12:24 (one month ago)

On Wednesday, Kuwait said it had foiled a plot to kill state leaders, and arrested six suspects believed to be associated with Iran’s most powerful proxy group, Hezbollah.

And here I was told all along Hezbollah were finished what gives

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 March 2026 16:33 (one month ago)

the sick triumphalism after that *audacious* mass pager-bomb attack was all false hope it seems

calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2026 16:43 (one month ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HEgk-L9akAIk719?format=jpg&name=small

this is an amazing life during wartime pic by Iranian photographer Pooria Hatami

calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2026 16:53 (one month ago)

BREAKING: Rosatom says situation at Iran's Bushehr nuclear power plant continues to deterioriate after multiple Israeli attacks

Always worrying, where all talk ceases.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 March 2026 19:15 (one month ago)

yikes

in other news

The Aviationist
Iranian Attack on Prince Sultan Air Base Reportedly Struck U.S. KC-135s - Reports

Satellite images show signs of an attack at Prince Sultan Air Base, Saudi Arabia, with WSJ now reporting that an Iranian missile damaged “several U.S. refueling aircraft.”

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 March 2026 20:09 (one month ago)

pic.twitter.com/Vb3G4sS9bR

— T P Rollins (@jaded_nowise) March 28, 2026

this is an a video my brother sent me of the insane storms in Dubai the other night

calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:34 (one month ago)

an an a ah get fucked dyslexia

calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:35 (one month ago)

New image reportedly showing the USAF E-3 Sentry destroyed in an Iranian attack at Prince Sultan Airbase on Friday.

Matches 81-0005, an E-3C seen deployed to the base in recent weeks. pic.twitter.com/zRVzzkEPeU

— OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical) March 29, 2026

the AWAC that was reported as "damaged" in the WSJ. That was a very precise strike.

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 06:45 (one month ago)

they've only got 16 of these E-3s, 9 of which currently operational. So losing two of them in one day is kind of careless.

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 06:59 (one month ago)

I misread that bit it was "2 E-3's targeted" one destroyed

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 07:33 (one month ago)

#Iran War Update No. 29 (focus on Iranian strategic narrative):

🔹The war is increasingly defined by a divergence in strategic timelines. Iran still appears to be pursuing a war of attrition designed to raise costs over time, while Israel is intensifying strikes – including on civilian and infrastructural targets – in an effort to force a quicker, decisive outcome.

🔹This dynamic is reinforcing escalation on both sides. Iranian sources continue to frame Tehran’s approach as establishing deterrence and equilibrium under sustained pressure, while Israeli operations are expanding in scope and intensity, particularly against civilian and industrial infrastructure.

🔹Meanwhile, the war has clearly entered a phase of reciprocal infrastructure warfare. After Israeli strikes on Iran’s steel and industrial bases, the IRGC confirmed attacks on major aluminum facilities in the UAE and Bahrain, signaling a deliberate shift toward targeting economic production nodes across the region.

🔹These targets are strategically significant. Facilities such as EMAL and ALBA are deeply integrated into global supply chains and energy-intensive industries, meaning that strikes on them generate broader economic and market effects beyond the immediate battlefield.

🔹At the same time, Israel has continued expanding its target set inside Iran. Strikes on water infrastructure in Khuzestan, as well as on universities and research centers, suggest a continued focus on degrading Iran’s long-term economic and scientific capacity as well as weakening the state’s resilience.

🔹In response, the IRGC has escalated its rhetoric by declaring Israeli and U.S.-linked universities in the region as legitimate targets, signaling a potential widening of the target set into civilian and educational domains.

🔹A potentially significant military development of the day was the reported destruction of a U.S. E-3 AWACS aircraft at Prince Sultan Air Base. This represents further degradation of U.S. early warning capabilities in the region.

🔹The United States is simultaneously reinforcing its military posture. The deployment of the USS Tripoli amphibious group, alongside additional naval assets including the USS George W. Bush carrier group, reflects growing preparation for a wider range of operational scenarios.

🔹These deployments are being interpreted in Tehran as possible precursors to ground or heliborne operations. Iranian sources increasingly assess that the United States may be preparing for limited ground incursions, including targeting Iranian islands.

🔹In response, Iran’s strategy is increasingly shifting toward what its own analysts describe as “active preemption.” In this vein, Iranian forces are targeting U.S. deployments, logistics hubs, and staging areas across the region to disrupt force buildup – particularly around bases in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Bahrain, and Iraq – in an effort to prevent a potential ground or heliborne operation before it materializes.

🔹This shift is also reflected in official messaging. Iranian commanders have indicated that responses will no longer be strictly proportional, suggesting a move beyond “eye for an eye” toward broader and less predictable escalation.

🔹At the same time, hardline voices inside Iran are calling for an even sharper escalation. Some argue that infrastructure strikes alone are insufficient and that imposing direct human costs on U.S. and Israeli forces is necessary to restore deterrence.

🔹The Strait of Hormuz remains central to Iran’s strategy. Tehran continues to enforce selective access, allowing passage for countries such as India, Pakistan, and Thailand while restricting others.

🔹This controlled approach also has an economic dimension. Reports suggest Iran could generate substantial revenue through transit fees, indicating that the strait is being used not only as a coercive tool but also as a source of financial leverage.

🔹The regional dimension continues to expand. The Houthis’ entry into the war – though still not in any decisive way – has created expectations of a second maritime axis, with growing discussion of potential disruption in the Red Sea and Bab el-Mandab alongside Hormuz.

🔹Houthi officials have raised the possibility of closing Bab el-Mandab. At the same time, Iranian experts link the Houthis’ future escalation to factors such as GCC involvement, attacks on Iranian infrastructure, and the prospect of a ground offensive.

🔹Iraq is increasingly emerging as another area of instability. U.S. strikes on Iraqi military positions and tensions with PMF groups are placing the government under pressure, contributing to a deteriorating security environment.

🔹At the same time, incidents such as the drone attack on Nechirvan Barzani’s residence in Duhok highlight the risks posed by fragmented coordination among Iran-aligned actors, creating complications for Tehran’s broader strategy. Iranian foreign ministry, IRGC, and Artesh, have all condemned the attack and Iranian media claim the source of the attack was unknown.

🔹Tensions are also rising with the UAE. Iranian discourse increasingly frames Abu Dhabi as a central actor supporting U.S. operations, with growing calls for broader retaliation against Emirati infrastructure.

🔹In parallel, reports of restrictions on Iranian nationals in the UAE and the revocation of their visas and residence permits suggest that the conflict is beginning to spill over into micro-economic and social domains.

🔹The nuclear dimension is becoming more pronounced. Following repeated strikes near sensitive facilities such as Bushehr, Arak, and sites in Yazd, members of the Iranian parliament have prepared an urgent draft law calling for withdrawal from the NPT, alongside proposals to shift oversight away from the IAEA toward alternative frameworks involving organizations such as BRICS and the SCO, signaling a potential structural shift in Iran’s nuclear posture.

🔹This reflects a broader strategic framing of the war as part of a transition toward a new global order, with Iran seeking to reposition itself within non-Western institutional structures.

🔹Meanwhile, Israel is facing its own constraints. Reports indicate that it is rationing advanced interceptor systems, suggesting pressure on its air defense capacity as the war continues.

🔹Domestically, the Iranian government is working to maintain control and project resilience, organizing regular public mobilization of regime supporters while tightening internal security to prevent unrest.

🔹Overall, Day 29 points to a tightening escalation loop in which both sides are increasingly targeting the foundations of each other’s war-sustaining capacity. Iran is leaning further into cost-imposition across maritime, regional, and economic domains, while Israel is expanding strikes against civilian and infrastructural targets, reducing the space for controlled escalation and increasing the risk of a broader and less containable conflict.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 08:25 (one month ago)

More deals.

Absolute panic in Tokyo. A reporter reveals Iran offered to let Japanese ships bypass the Strait of Hormuz blockade, but the government denies talks are happening. Japan is literally sacrificing its own energy security just to appease Washington's disastrous war. pic.twitter.com/h3H9e3AmJX

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 09:37 (one month ago)

Japan is probably better placed than most to ride this out. In that clip they stated that they had 146 days of crude oil reserves. And if there’s one country in the world that will respond to a call to reduce energy consumption voluntarily, it’s Japan. They did it post Fukushima with electricity.

I’m struggling to see the panic there. All I see is some mofa wonk soft bat a question he was expecting.

Ed, Sunday, 29 March 2026 09:49 (one month ago)

I'd seen other reports that Japan had 220+ days of reserves left. Considerably more than China, Europe, or US either way though

anvil, Sunday, 29 March 2026 10:48 (one month ago)

forgot to provide source for above

https://asia.nikkei.com/business/energy/japan-begins-oil-reserve-release-amid-iran-crisis

looks like the 146 days referenced above is government owned stock only, but there are estimates of 100+ days in private sector also

anvil, Sunday, 29 March 2026 11:28 (one month ago)

Thanks for clarifications.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 12:52 (one month ago)

Good read on Azerbaijan..

https://archive.ph/DE3cW

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 13:37 (one month ago)

#Iran War Update No. 29
Where is this from?

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 29 March 2026 14:12 (one month ago)

False: The IRGC claims to have damaged an E-3 AWACS aircraft.

✅ Fact: US Central Command (CENTCOM) reports that the damage to the E-3 AWACS aircraft was caused by a clogged drain pipe from the aircraft’s kitchen dishwasher.

Thank you for your attention to this issue; CENTCOM pic.twitter.com/FFPbEMzhHm

— IRIB (Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting) (@iribnews_irib) March 29, 2026

never seen a country with such a good shitposting department as Iran

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 14:50 (one month ago)

Where is this from?
― Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 29 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

You asked about this a couple of weeks ago?

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 15:11 (one month ago)

Just want to know where the text you quoted today comes from.

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 29 March 2026 15:17 (one month ago)

This guy's twitter: https://www.irananalytica.org/

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 15:21 (one month ago)

Thanks

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 29 March 2026 15:21 (one month ago)

just in case there’s anyone out there who isn’t an expert on iran state broadcasting, which is now a primary source of information i see here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Republic_of_Iran_Broadcasting

Allegations of false confessions
A study published in June 2020 by the Justice for Iran and the International Federation for Human Rights claimed that Iranian television had broadcast the potentially coerced confessions of 355 detainees since 2010.[19] Former prisoners stated they had been beaten and been threatened with sexual violence as a means for their false confessions to be delivered for use by the country's broadcasters.

i get that the iran state media is way funnier than the u.s. version. they’re both shitposting each other, which in today’s world is important propaganda directed at complete fucking idiots, so like a ton of fucking people. the iran state media version of it is better and probably more accurate too, more than the official u.s. state dept and more than the other u.s. state media (eg fox news). i don’t doubt that they occasionally post the truth.

i am not looking for a ‘what about??” turnaround where it’s revealed that i love u.s. lies and propaganda and i can’t handle hearing the truth from iran.

but is there ANY OTHER SOURCE that we can post besides the iran state media? or is it just for the (hilarious!!! so hilarious!!!!!) comedy value?

z_tbd, Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:35 (one month ago)

"iran state broadcasting, which is now a primary source of information i see here"

Just had a glance at the last couple of days and I am seeing Guardian, al-jazeera, drop site, american media (NYT etc.), twitter, Bsky, as well as Iranian shit posting.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:46 (one month ago)

tbf neither x nor bsky can be described as a "primary source" of anything. e.g. when aaron rupar posts to bsky, he is the primary source and when grok is quoted on x, there is no primary source whatsoever.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:54 (one month ago)

i am not looking for a ‘what about??” turnaround

z_tbd, Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:57 (one month ago)

I dismissed that bit. Your statement that Iranian media is a big source here isn't really the case. Its one thing among many.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 17:03 (one month ago)

you should follow professor Seyed Mohammad Marandi on twitter, Z. He's a good guy from the University of Tehran. A fiercely intelligent, softly spoken unofficial Iranian spokesperson who is the most charming non-bullshit kind of spokesperson/propagandist tbh.

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 17:29 (one month ago)

prob not the thread for it but gobless that Julian Andreone guy from Dropsite who does the Capitol Hill beat. Asks a lot of obvious and direct questions that just simply will never get touched by our vaunted 4th Estate

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Sunday, 29 March 2026 17:30 (one month ago)

some of the Dropsite podcasts/YT discussions they upload are pretty good as well.

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 17:35 (one month ago)

xp nice, thank you for the rec calz! i’m not on twitter but i can probably find him elsewhere

z_tbd, Sunday, 29 March 2026 18:14 (one month ago)

“Our forces are capable of capturing Tehran within just two weeks,” claiming that a single brigade would be enough to accomplish the mission.

Uganda's Chief of Defence Forces, General Muhoozi Kainerugaba offering to bail out Trump/Netanyahu!

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:24 (one month ago)

Must have had a few.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:24 (one month ago)

prob not the thread for it but gobless that Julian Andreone guy from Dropsite who does the Capitol Hill beat.

Took me an instant to realize gobless meant God bless and not some sort of slang for speechless.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:41 (one month ago)

... I meant a moment there not an instant!

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:42 (one month ago)

Polymarket 14% chance oil hits $200 before July.

call me conspiracy minded, but I genuinely believe the US deep state will do Trump in before this is allowed to happen.

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:04 (one month ago)

unfortunately like ~70% of the entire GOP has wanted this war their whole lives, I'm not sure they'd stop even if that happened

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

Many Democrats too.

Just can't see it not happening.

And then the escalation...might be some Fukushima level event either in Tehran or Israel or both.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:12 (one month ago)

my fave Iranian propagandist said he's heard nothing to back up reports of dangerous leaks and deteriorating safety conditions from Bushehr. Maybe the Israel strikes and Iran counter strikes are more like precise warning shots. Well, I'm really fucking hoping so tbh. That is the worst escalation game.

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:19 (one month ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HEmT2dtXoAATXHl?format=png&name=900x900

Personally I have not been able to afford a holiday since 2011. But would be devastated if I was planning to book my first one since this summer. There is going to be lockdowns coming. Not covid style lockdowns, just work from home petrol rationing lockdowns in tandem with food and medicine shortages. And all the global opprobrium is going to be towards the US and Israel for causing this shit.

calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:38 (one month ago)

The place I usually fuel up at in Tupelo was out of gas today, only had diesel. Unnerving moment...

I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Sunday, 29 March 2026 22:35 (one month ago)

Getting ahead of the market manipulation

@mb_ghalibaf
Heads-up: Pre-market so-called “news” or “Truth” is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it’s a reverse indicator.

Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long.

See something tomorrow? You know the drill.
4:12 PM · Mar 29, 2026

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 30 March 2026 00:27 (one month ago)

Trump finally says the "O" word:

U.S. President Donald Trump said he could “take the oil in Iran” and seize Iran’s export hub of Kharg Island, as hostilities in the Middle East continued into its fifth week.

Trump told the Financial Times on Sunday that his “preference would be to take the oil,” comparing it to the U.S. military operation in Venezuela earlier this year where the U.S. effectively gained control of the Latin American country’s oil industry, following the capture of its leader Nicolas Maduro.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/30/trump-iran-oil-middle-east-war-israel-us-kuwait-attack-.html

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 30 March 2026 01:46 (one month ago)

oh no, I don't want to see his O-face

I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Monday, 30 March 2026 01:57 (one month ago)

I’m at a conference at parliament int Canberra today and the former deputy head of the airforce and security wonk told us all that the real oil shock is two weeks away, when all the oil and fuel that is on the water right now has got to where it’s going. The energy industry has everything crossed for a resolution before then.

Ed, Monday, 30 March 2026 02:26 (one month ago)

def feelin a bit like early March 2020 you know some bad shit is coming in the near future

frogbs, Monday, 30 March 2026 02:32 (one month ago)

i don’t think “oil” is a quiet thing or taboo - with venezuela, taking their oil was the only reason they gave for the entire coup

z_tbd, Monday, 30 March 2026 03:40 (one month ago)

Yeah he’s just been disciplined (for him) about not saying it openly about Iran.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 30 March 2026 05:52 (one month ago)

Just gotta get that dang strait of Hormuz settled!!

z_tbd, Monday, 30 March 2026 06:02 (one month ago)

And all the global opprobrium is going to be towards the US and Israel for causing this shit.

― calzino, Sunday, 29 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Given that libs over here hate Trump that's true but there is a lot of brainless love for Dubai here, and Iran's attacks on it won't go down well with them.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 30 March 2026 06:43 (one month ago)

I keep telling my brother that Dubai is finished and quite possibly will be invaded by the IRGC if these Epstein-class morons order a suicidal ground invasion of Iran. He's not having a word of it and says I'm doing too much doomscrolling. Back in the day Singapore took 70 days to fall to the Japanese Empire. Dubai is such a weak as piss monarchy it could be captured in hours!

calzino, Monday, 30 March 2026 07:05 (one month ago)

Sort of. I think the one scenario -- which I've not seen anywhere -- is the sacrifice of American lives in taking Kharg with a nuke to be deployed in Tehran.

American opposition is piss weak so..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 30 March 2026 07:17 (one month ago)

if they did manage to get paratroopers on Kharg, who by some miracle don't get instantly captured or killed, then how are they planning to operate a supply line to them? It just basically would be sacrificing them because it wouldn't be a workable strategy. It would be like any of the old famous high casualty military failures a Gallipoli/Market Garden travesty. jfc Nukes though? That could be the end of all of us.

calzino, Monday, 30 March 2026 07:27 (one month ago)

i don't think there's any chance of iran attempting to invade dubai or anything like that. i don't see how it would be in their interest at all or how they'd have the capability to do so. iran wins here just by having the government survive and imposing as much of a cost as it can on the israel, the us & its gulf allies. they don't need to invade dubai for that, especially when they're capable of hitting crucial infrastructure in the region like desalination plants if they really want to.

ufo, Monday, 30 March 2026 08:26 (one month ago)

that they have not hit all the desalination plants at least shows they have a strategy beyond just wrecking the whole region at any human cost to achieve their aims (obv not including Israel).

calzino, Monday, 30 March 2026 09:02 (one month ago)

https://www.turkiyetoday.com/region/turkiye-blocked-israels-plan-to-use-pkk-and-pjak-as-proxy-force-against-iran-3217088

Turkiye threatening to attack all the regional Kurdish groups if the US attempts to arm and use them against a ground invasion of Iran.

calzino, Monday, 30 March 2026 10:19 (one month ago)

what the heck, Kurds? Might as well just get betrayed or let down by the US for the 10th time or something!

calzino, Monday, 30 March 2026 10:34 (one month ago)

that they have not hit all the desalination plants at least shows they have a strategy beyond just wrecking the whole region at any human cost to achieve their aim

iran's strategy has consistently been to only go up the escalation ladder in retaliation. if usa or israel hit critical infrastructure further up the escalation ladder, like energy or water infrastructure, then they've consistently responded in kind with comparable strikes on israeli or gulf state infrastructure, and have clearly communicated this. this at least helps to deter those strikes by the us & israel, although israel only cares if trump yells at them and trump only seems to care when the gulf states yell at him about how catastrophic the impact is.

iran seems to understand that things are better for everyone if all the oil & gas infrastructure in the region remains intact, and desalination plants and other water infrastructure are kept safe. unfortunately, trump and netanyahu don't seem to have the same understanding of just how bad things can get

ufo, Monday, 30 March 2026 10:36 (one month ago)

Netanyahu doesn't care how bad things get, both in the region and in the world at large, because he knows the USA, regardless of who is in the White House, are always to going to ensure Israel doesn't suffer too much.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 30 March 2026 12:41 (one month ago)

The War on Schools rages on: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/world/middleeast/us-precision-strike-missile-iran-lamerd.html

New U.S. Missile Hit Iranian Sports Hall and School, Analysis Shows

The Pentagon used missiles untested in combat in a deadly attack that struck civilian sites near a military compound on Feb. 28, according to visual evidence examined by The Times and weapons experts.

On the first day of the war with Iran, a weapon bearing the hallmarks of a newly developed U.S.-made ballistic missile was used in an attack that struck a sports hall and adjacent elementary school near a military facility in southern Iran, according to weapons experts and a visual analysis by The New York Times. Local officials cited in Iranian media said this strike and others nearby in the city of Lamerd killed at least 21 people.

The Feb. 28 attack occurred the same day as a U.S. Tomahawk cruise missile struck a school in the city of Minab, several hundred miles away, killing 175 people. In the case of Lamerd, though, it involved a weapon that had been untested in combat.

Perhaps that headline seems puzzling to you like it did to me. Well, the reason "New US Missile" is the subject is because bombing schools is utterly banal for this war, where hundreds have been hit according to the Red Crescent.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 30 March 2026 13:59 (one month ago)

Klippenstein is saying nothing is gonna happen (this week).

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/is-a-ground-war-with-iran-imminent

xyzzzz__, Monday, 30 March 2026 14:35 (one month ago)

One to watch.

Wouldn’t be surprising if the Pakistani FM’s visit to Beijing is tied to the ongoing Iran talks.
One plausible angle: Islamabad sounding out whether China could act as a guarantor of a potential US–Iran deal, something Tehran has long sought, given its deep distrust of Trump.…

— Babak Vahdad (@BabakVahdad) March 30, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 30 March 2026 14:45 (one month ago)

Here’s today’s Deep State Kuba update and analysis of the goings on from the last couple days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YUwmZr0yyE

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 30 March 2026 16:56 (one month ago)

"All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT," Trump said in a Truth Social post.

"You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us.

"The hard part is done. Go get your own oil!"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 12:40 (one month ago)

The hard part is done

yeah i dunno about that tbh chief

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 12:44 (one month ago)

lol he wants to start WWIII

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 13:24 (one month ago)

Uk citizens travelling from Dubai to 'take their oil' xp

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 13:24 (one month ago)

Trump is begging Poland for their patriot missiles and they've told him to get fucked. This presidency seems like the fastest example of breakneck speed accelerationism in all history. 3 decades worth of imperial decline in 1 month.

calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 13:31 (one month ago)

Dude has pretty much guaranteed that this will be China’s century

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 13:36 (one month ago)

"go to the Strait and just TAKE IT"

Yeah we're taking it all right.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 13:45 (one month ago)

he really has a child’s view of things. it would be funny if he wasn’t going to kill us all

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:14 (one month ago)

president xi, our weary planet looks to you for strong and stable leadership

China’s Foreign Minister Wang Yi and his Pakistani counterpart Ishaq Dar have released a five-point initiative aimed at “restoring peace and stability” in the Gulf and Iran following talks in Beijing.

The five points are as follows:

China and Pakistan have called for the “immediate cessation of hostilities” and efforts to prevent the conflict from spreading
Peace talks should begin as soon as possible, while ensuring the sovereignty and security of Iran and Gulf states. The two countries added that they would support all parties in initiating these talks
Attacks on civilians and non-military targets must end
The Strait of Hormuz’s shipping lanes must be secured
A comprehensive peace framework, in line with the UN Charter, must be established.

(from al-jazeera's liveblog)

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:16 (one month ago)

“This Strait of Hormuz situation, we’ve set the conditions for success,” says Pete Hegseth. Now it’s up to others to deal with, he adds.

astonishing line from Kegsbreath there!

calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:26 (one month ago)

us secretary of war pete hegseth otm

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:32 (one month ago)

I cannot fucking believe the military is taking orders from this guy

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iu4j537hox5huj4bwnwgub4z/post/3miea4rrqgr2m?ref_src=embed

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:34 (one month ago)

_“This Strait of Hormuz situation, we’ve set the conditions for success,” says Pete Hegseth. Now it’s up to others to deal with, he adds._

astonishing line from Kegsbreath there!

“now it’s your problem!”

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:38 (one month ago)

This feels more and more like the Tim Robinson sketch about his girlfriend hogging the fully loaded nachos each day

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:39 (one month ago)

I cannot fucking believe the military is taking orders from this guy

the way this stupid hard on speaks is so unbelievably infuriating to listen to

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:46 (one month ago)

I know there's zero chance Hegseth goes to the Hague because we don't even recognize the ICC, but motherfucker is walking talking war crime.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 14:51 (one month ago)

its like we made Mac from Its Always Sunny the Secdef

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 15:02 (one month ago)

Forget the courts, all of them need to be assassinated

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 16:39 (one month ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/31/uk-troops-gulf-donald-trump-jibes-british-military-involvement

1000 troops is nothing but its really pathetic how the UK don't just flat out refuse the use of bases

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 16:44 (one month ago)

1000 troops is nothing but its really pathetic how the UK don't just flat out refuse the use of bases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXJweeAal_U

anvil, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 16:59 (one month ago)

France denying US use of their airspace, also:

(Reuters) -- Italy has denied permission for U.S. military aircraft to land at the Sigonella ​air base in Sicily before flying to ‌the Middle East, a source close to the matter said

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 17:03 (one month ago)

"You can use our ocean though"

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 17:06 (one month ago)

Israel ends all defense deals with France

The Israeli Ministry of Defense has suspended all defense procurement from France and terminated existing contracts.

This decision follows Paris's refusal to allow U.S. aircraft carrying military supplies for Israel to transit French airspace.

Starmer would never do this, because the UK Labour government is literally owned by a pro-genocide Israel parliamentary group.

calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 17:11 (one month ago)

China’s Foreign Minister Wang Yi and his Pakistani counterpart Ishaq Dar have released a five-point initiative aimed at “restoring peace and stability” in the Gulf and Iran following talks in Beijing.

trump has such a thing with china (you can imagine the way he says it right now) it’s hard to imagine him agreeing to any peace deal brokered by them

z_tbd, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 17:39 (one month ago)

There are times when Trump calls Xi his very good friend. Then there are all the other times.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 March 2026 17:53 (one month ago)

these missiles go fast https://bsky.app/profile/shipwreck75.bsky.social/post/3mifa55vsak2x

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 23:02 (one month ago)

I know there's zero chance Hegseth goes to the Hague because we don't even recognize the ICC, but motherfucker is walking talking war crime.

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, March 31, 2026 10:51 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

not only so we not recognize the icc we have a law on the books that promises to attack them if arrest any americans

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 23:07 (one month ago)

the u.s. is like that thing where the judge says “you are out of order” and the defendant points back and goes “YOU’RE out of order"

z_tbd, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 04:15 (one month ago)

Bit of a shift: "a growing asymmetry in which Israel is escalating toward systemic degradation of Iran’s industrial and social infrastructure, while Iran’s responses have yet to impose comparable long-term costs on Israel"

#Iran War Update No. 32 (focus on Iranian strategic narrative):

🔹Israeli strikes on Iran’s industrial base continued, including repeated attacks on steel facilities and technical universities. This reinforces a pattern of targeting long-term production and technological capacity rather than purely military assets.

🔹These strikes have intensified debate within Iranian circles, with some arguing that Iran’s largely proportional responses in the industrial domain (steel factory for steel factory, refinery for refinery) have failed to generate sufficient deterrence against Israel.

🔹In contrast to earlier escalation against U.S. threats of targeting Iran’s energy infrastructure – where disproportionate responses appeared to impose restraint – current retaliation against Israel is seen as too calibrated to alter Israeli behavior.

🔹This has strengthened calls among some commentators for a shift toward broader horizontal escalation and more disproportionate responses to raise direct costs for Israel. At the same time, analysts note a structural limitation: strikes on GCC infrastructure may influence U.S. calculations but have limited direct deterrent impact on Israel.

🔹 In fact, there are indications that the Iranian armed forces may already be on the path of disproportionate and horizontal escalation. The IRGC has warned that American-linked technology and AI companies operating in the region could be considered legitimate targets.

🔹Growing signs of a shift toward ground-war preparation by the U.S. is becoming visible. The reported deployment of A-10 close air support aircraft, alongside strikes on artillery, rocket systems, and border positions, suggests battlefield shaping for possible ground engagement.

🔹This combination of degrading Iran’s support firepower while brining close-support assets have sparked speculations of a transition from air strikes toward operational preparation for ground scenarios.

🔹Iranian officials continue to reject the notion that negotiations are underway, describing current contacts with the United States as limited message exchanges rather than formal diplomacy.

🔹At the same time, Tehran maintains that it is not seeking a ceasefire, but a comprehensive end to the war across all fronts, coupled with guarantees against future conflict.

🔹The Strait of Hormuz remains a central lever. Iran continues to emphasize that passage is open for non-hostile states, while discussions persist about monetizing control of the waterway through toll systems. In a recent development, Russia has been reportedly told that its ships can safely pass through the strait.

🔹At the same time, global energy markets remain under pressure, with oil prices rising to 118 USD per barrel amid continued escalation and persistent risks to maritime flows.

🔹Israeli targeting patterns appear to be evolving further, with reported strikes on a pharmaceutical production facility. This suggests an expansion from industrial and academic targets into sectors directly tied to public welfare and social resilience.

🔹This has been interpreted as another indication of Israel destroying Iran’s potential to rebuild and reconstruct not only its military potential but also civilian infrastructure after the war and to push the country toward a failed state scenario.

🔹European positioning continues to shift toward caution and partial distancing. After Spain, Italy and France have imposed restrictions on U.S. military access for the war against Iran, while broader European concern is primarily driven by rising economic costs of the war and potential longer term security implications.

🔹As a result, transatlantic tensions are increasing, with Washington openly criticizing European allies for limiting support and signaling a reduced willingness to bear the burden unilaterally.

🔹Within the GCC, divisions remain visible. The UAE and Saudi Arabia are reportedly pushing for continued pressure on Iran, while Oman and Qatar favor de-escalation, reflecting diverging risk calculations among regional actors.

🔹The UAE, in particular, is facing significant economic fallout, with sharp declines in markets, real estate, and aviation activity. These factors help explain its more assertive stance.

🔹Iranian pressure on UAE is also intensifying, with explicit threats to target critical infrastructure such as the Fujairah port and pipeline networks if support for U.S. operations continues.

🔹At the operational level, Iran appears to be continuing a strategy of targeting logistical hubs and staging areas, including bases in Kuwait and Iraq, to complicate any potential U.S. ground deployment.

🔹This aligns with a broader pattern of preemptive pressure aimed at disrupting force buildup and limiting the feasibility of a ground offensive before it materializes.

🔹Meanwhile, attacks by Iraqi armed groups against U.S. positions continue at scale, indicating sustained pressure across secondary fronts.

🔹Internally, the Iranian regime is tightening control, including executions and arrests, reflecting ongoing concern about internal stability amid prolonged external conflict.

🔹Diplomatic efforts continue in parallel, with Pakistan and China advancing proposals for de-escalation, although key elements – particularly regarding reopening of Hormuz and an immediate ceasefire– remain misaligned with Iranian positions.

🔹At the same time, Israeli leadership has signaled that any ceasefire with Iran would not constrain operations in Lebanon, pointing to a separate track of escalation against Hezbollah. Iran, however, continues to emphasize that the end of the war should cover all regional fronts.

🔹Overall, day 32 highlights a growing asymmetry in which Israel is escalating toward systemic degradation of Iran’s industrial and social infrastructure, while Iran’s responses have yet to impose comparable long-term costs on Israel .

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 05:59 (one month ago)

Georges Abdallah speaking in Beirut during the launch of a national call for comprehensive resistance: “The fundamental matter is if Iran were to lose today, history will sweep us all away.”

Full transcript:

Our region is suffering from a comprehensive imperialist zionist attack. All of our nation's entities are exposed to destruction. What happened in Syria and what will happen elsewhere lies in wait for us all.

Either we submit to the process of Somalization and accept its priorities or we confront it. Lebanon possesses all the qualities of steadfastness. Its fedayeen possess all the solid will and the necessary concepts for the success of the resistance process.

It is now time for our parties to rise to this level. This attack, which has failed miserably as is clearly evident before us. If we were to choose, we would have chosen no other than this resistance.

Let it be clear to everyone that the fundamental matter is if Iran were to lose today, history will sweep us all away. Either we stand on our feet and look to the future, and look toward Egypt restoring its position, and Turkey restoring its position, and Pakistan restoring its position side by side with Iran, and a comprehensive defeat for all imperialist allies mandates in our world, and consequently, we will create the new world.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 06:44 (one month ago)

PBS: “Iran fired 6 ballistic missiles + 29 drones at Saudi Arabia's Prince Sultan air base in an attack that injured at least 15 🇺🇸 troops, including five seriously”

WSJ: “Damaged Jet replacement will cost $700 MILLION+”

sooner or later this is gonna add up to real money

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 14:58 (one month ago)

that’s a feature not a bug, aiui

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 15:00 (one month ago)

According to the Times of Israel:
- Iran launches 10-15 missiles a day at Israel on average
- There have been six waves of launches today alone
- The largest of these waves was 10 missiles

And this is just Israel. It doesn't include launches towards Iraq, Kuwait, Bahrain, the UAE, Qatar, KSA, or Jordan.

"Their missile volume is down 90%."

calzino, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 16:57 (one month ago)

Dont have to fire a lot of missiles when the ones you fire hit their target

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 17:29 (one month ago)

yeah, I think they're doing a rope-a-dope... Trump was forced to ask Poland for Patriot missiles, and the Poles told him to buzz off

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 18:04 (one month ago)

the "missile volume down 90%" quote was from a triumphant Kegsbreath from a few weeks ago, he mistook the reduction of launches as a sign their capacity to launch was diminished. todays salvo of missiles and drones towards Israel and Gulf targets was alarmingly big, apparently.

calzino, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 18:14 (one month ago)

Apparently a Polymarket account that accurately bet $500k on the timing of launching the Iran war just put $800k on a ground invasion. (I'd say the odds got even better after Trump having his ballroom blocked and his lawyer spanked by SCOTUS, he'll show 'em who's boss.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 19:51 (one month ago)

Plus on of the astronauts on his big beautiful rocket is not only a woman but Canadian as well.

Ed, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

‪MeidasTouch‬
✧@meidasto✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 59m
BREAKING: Iran President Pezeshkian releases a lengthy public letter addressed to the American people ahead of Trump's address, defending its actions, denying it poses a threat, and blaming the U.S. for escalating conflict—while warning that continued attacks will deepen instability and resentment.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

‪MeidasTouch? jfc you give me shit for posting twitter links and you post those putrid slop-posting paid Dem accounts!

calzino, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:10 (one month ago)

not the same

the bluesky link has screenshots as a primary reference: https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3mihf7xs3fk2t

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:15 (one month ago)

"Trump ABSOLUTELY BEYOND Crushed! It's OVER for HIM!!"

typical Meidas headline

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:15 (one month ago)

'play this clip'

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:16 (one month ago)

maybe one of you can post a better reference? b/c I would like to read more than the screenshots for sure

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:17 (one month ago)

twitter is actually the best reference in this case because that's where it was first posted, afaik:

To the people of the United States of America pic.twitter.com/3uAL4FZgY7

— Masoud Pezeshkian (@drpezeshkian) April 1, 2026

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

https://xcancel.com/drpezeshkian/status/2039418009052119190

visiting, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:23 (one month ago)

NICE

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:29 (one month ago)

The bolt of Masoud falls from above!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:32 (one month ago)

it's a clever tactic to make it a thousand words long so it actually does address the population rather than the key Epstein Elites who can barely read posts

calzino, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:38 (one month ago)

is Trump giving a speech about Iran?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:41 (one month ago)

The last time he was this fucked Fred bailed him out, he's in new territory here, he's losing badly/completely fucked, sinking rapidly and nobody can bail him out.

calzino, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:48 (one month ago)

only Death can bail him out

calzino, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:49 (one month ago)

he's going to explain why we should all actually support it, when gas is $6 a gallon that actually *helps* us

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:49 (one month ago)

still mildly suspicious that this is a joke, but I think Iran trying to address US citizens directly is good

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:50 (one month ago)

most of their regime are ridiculously educated and very clever people, even the replacements after they get murdered by IDF hits have been. There were reports early that Kant scholars were getting replaced by grizzled Iraq/Iran War vet fundamentalists with PTSD, but it turns out a lot of them are even people with maths/science/philosophy/foreign affairs, who are multilingual. Hence why they have not just strategically won the war, but also have completely outdone the US on the propaganda side of the war by just not lying all the time.

calzino, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 20:59 (one month ago)

'massive lethality, not tepid legality'

doesn't help that our SecDef talks like Dr Seuss

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 21:03 (one month ago)

hey that's unkind to Dr Seuss, who was less racist than Pete

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 21:07 (one month ago)

this whole thing with the apache helicopters over Kid Rock's pool is SO FUCKING EMBARRASSINGGGGGGGGG

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 21:09 (one month ago)

Maybe he needed defending

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 21:31 (one month ago)

Trumps approval among the 18-34 demo is at 20% now, which is pretty crazy considering he actually won that group as a whole in 2024. if nothing else its a good data point for how social media is cooking everyone's brains

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 21:35 (one month ago)

the apaches flew over the No Kings rally that I was at! they flew really low and were super loud. maybe it was supposed to be intimidating somehow but everyone just looked confused.

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 21:37 (one month ago)

yeah, I heard that... then they went to Kid's pad? wtf

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 21:41 (one month ago)

Pajama jammy jam

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 22:06 (one month ago)

Apparently the theme of tonight's speech is gonna be "declare victory and quit."

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 22:44 (one month ago)

yeah, he's getting bored with the whole thing... there are ballrooms to be built, after all

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 23:05 (one month ago)

This man is so stupid it beggars imagination. Would 'quitting' also include removing all troops from the Middle East? Shutting down our military bases and handing the keys to the host nations? Not sure how he thinks a speech and a declaration of victory ends anything. Just because we stop bombing them doesn't mean the war is over. It's only over when both sides understand it's over.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 23:06 (one month ago)

and Israel has shown no interest in slowing down (and seems to be ethnically cleansing Lebanon)... they're our 'ally' I guess and Iran has no reason to stop bombing US bases as long as we're providing aid and weaponry

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 23:14 (one month ago)

Apparently a Polymarket account that accurately bet $500k on the timing of launching the Iran war just put $800k on a ground invasion.

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, April 1, 2026 3:51 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

if this person has any criminal ingenuity they could make money on this regardless of whether they know anything by selling off their positions after theyve moved the market with their initial bet

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 23:36 (one month ago)

Also what happens if (when?) Israel just keep lobbing missiles at them? xxpost

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 23:53 (one month ago)

that's a great question... the right wing seems to have plans to 'remake the middle east' so I think they see this as a longer project... they never respected the Lebanon ceasefire for more than a day anyway

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 00:03 (one month ago)

Trumps approval among the 18-34 demo is at 20% now, which is pretty crazy considering he actually won that group as a whole in 2024.

no he didn't! young voters just weren't anywhere as reliably dem as usual - it was a big swing to the right in that demographic (which now seems to have completely evaporated already) but he didn't actually win that demographic overall

ufo, Thursday, 2 April 2026 00:32 (one month ago)

Yup. And he didn't win Hispanics either -- he just seized an impressive number of them so that their total vote got chipped away.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2026 00:35 (one month ago)

my bad - thought he won them by 4 points or something? maybe it was just the men? hard to remmeber, don't really wanna relive it lol

either way he's lost something like 45 points with that demo in about a year, pretty remarkable since everything he's doing now was clearly foreshadowed during his campaign but I guess they were just hearing something different

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 00:38 (one month ago)

yeah but you wait until tonite's fireside chat, they'll come crawling back, you watch

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 00:43 (one month ago)

Dude just basically read the long ass truth social post from earlier today word for word

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 2 April 2026 01:23 (one month ago)

That was an NYT reporter's summary too: Trump has concluded speaking after 19 minutes. Nothing new was said tonight. This was a rehash of his Truth Social posts over the past month.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 01:25 (one month ago)

hes been going on tv so much recently

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 01:26 (one month ago)

Another one of the NYT reporters: Trump says that nuclear sites have been hit again in recent days and “it would take months to get near the nuclear dust.” This seems to repeat his comments earlier in the day that he no longer cares about the near-bomb-grade nuclear material, because it is under rubble.

Perhaps this is deception, and he will attempt to seize that cache. If not, he will have left the nuclear material exactly where it was before the war started — underground, and within Iran’s reach.

"Perhaps this is deception." Like, at this point everyone just assumes they can't believe anything he says. They've still got those troops on the way. It's possible the point of this is just to get a couple more good days out of the markets, and then invade after they close on Friday.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 01:27 (one month ago)

"hee hee hee no one will suspect our secret plan ..."

*entire world suspects secret plan*

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 01:28 (one month ago)

It is impossible for me to believe that Iran seizing the strait and the conflict causing massive damage to energy infrastructure both in and outside iran wasn’t predicted. So the war was, among other things, a voluntary decision to plunge the world into a depression.

treeship., Thursday, 2 April 2026 01:48 (one month ago)

That is at least what Michael Hudson and other people seem to be predicting will happen — even if the strait opens tomorrow.

treeship., Thursday, 2 April 2026 01:48 (one month ago)

My guess is, something like this was always planned, but not for so early in Trump’s term. The Epstein files probably accelerated what was supposed to be the old, “when you know you’re not going to win the next election, crash the economy on your way out the door so you can spend the next 4 years blaming the Dems, and obstructing them from fixing it just enough that things will finally be on the upswing when you come back into power and can take credit for it”

epistantophus, Thursday, 2 April 2026 02:25 (one month ago)

my tinfoil hat conspiracy theory is that they are deliberately wrecking the economy to cause mass unemployment and we have no choice but to work for ICE (I know we have a choice)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 02:31 (one month ago)

will work for ice (frozen water)

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2026 02:33 (one month ago)

xp it's not a conspiracy theory when they've openly said their intention is to crash the economy!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 2 April 2026 02:37 (one month ago)

It is impossible for me to believe that Iran seizing the strait and the conflict causing massive damage to energy infrastructure both in and outside iran wasn’t predicted.

reports have been that the military was very aware of the possibility, as you would expect, but trump etc. decided they could just act decisively and eliminate the leadership, like in venezuela, so it would never get to that point. i assume anyone in the military willing to push back has been purged already

ufo, Thursday, 2 April 2026 02:41 (one month ago)

That is at least what Michael Hudson and other people seem to be predicting will happen — even if the strait opens tomorrow.

― treeship

Is Michael Hudson trustworthy? I've not heard of him before but when I put him into YouTube I saw him with Professor Jiang, John Mearsheimer, and Jeffrey Sachs

anvil, Thursday, 2 April 2026 02:58 (one month ago)

A friend who has made, let's say, curious choices over the years with their media diet has gotten onto the Professor Jiang train and earnestly told me he had recently appeared on Tucker Carlson. This did not have the effect on me said friend apparently wanted.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 April 2026 03:07 (one month ago)

in an attention economy making predictions that sound plausible and authoritative is a well-beaten path to attracting attention, especially if your predictions are well to either end of the spectrum of good news or bad news. the measure of success is rarely that your predictions match up to the eventual reality. it's better to discount all such public predictions pretty heavily and wait for the evidence to arrive.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 April 2026 03:21 (one month ago)

Rep. Rich McCormick: "We were horrible in Vietnam until we did Rolling Thunder One and Rolling Thunder Two, and then we won. As soon as we do half-measures, we lose. The faster we get this over the better. If we seize Kharg Island, it's technically boots on the ground. It could be done almost flawlessly. If we have enough firepower, it would be very easy to defend."

it would be embarrassing if a junior school child was this dumb and ignorant and so removed from reality that they sound utterly insane.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 05:46 (one month ago)

The uranium raid idea is even more harebrained, militarily speaking, than the Kharg idea or the naval escort idea.

They want to sustain a base near the Isfahan site for weeks. How are the forces at this base supposed to survive Iranian sniper and artillery fire from concealed…

— Policy Tensor (@policytensor) April 2, 2026

setting up any kind of base camp in Iran for a ground invasion is impossible and would be come with very high casualties and "The base won’t last a week in the rosiest scenario".

Is why I think this ground invasion isn't happening.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 06:25 (one month ago)

A friend who has made, let's say, curious choices over the years with their media diet has gotten onto the Professor Jiang train and earnestly told me he had recently appeared on Tucker Carlson. This did not have the effect on me said friend apparently wanted.

Ned, I thought you might appreciate, if you're not already aware - Professor Jiang's whole thing is predictive history! He's doing Foundation larping!

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 2 April 2026 07:56 (one month ago)

I trust in the unusual whales twitter account:

BREAKING: Ships that want to transit through the Strait of Hormuz are being asked to pay fees in yuan to get a secret passcode, per Bloomberg

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) April 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2026 08:15 (one month ago)

undoing the dollar as the global reserve currency, one tanker at a time.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 08:21 (one month ago)

Is why I think this ground invasion isn't happening.

― calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

If there are ongoing ground movements it will happen..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2026 08:30 (one month ago)

this thing about Trump wanting a ground op to snatch the uranium, as reported in WAPO is the stuff of 90's straight to vid hollywood action movie fantasy. Nobody in possession of a sound mind believes it is either doable, or wouldn't be a high casualty failure. Just can't see it happening, they can't be all such incredibly dumb people around Trump.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 08:50 (one month ago)

IDK, I would disregard the reporting of the plans of attack. The raid in Venezuela was closely guarded, no one saw it coming iirc.

---

Economics commentary is already calling for serious long term planning.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/02/donald-trump-trade-war-uk-us-iran-stagflation

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:07 (one month ago)

there isn't really any ground op that won't be a Market Garden/Gallipoli travesty. People have speculated on a lot of different invasion scenarios and none of them look doable, because in the post Ukraine world the FPV drones are will chew up humans or vehicles in no time (as Israel are finding in Lebanon) . And then there is the swarms of missiles and shaheds that will be launched. Land invasions against a military as powerful and prepared and motivated as Iran, is just basically suicide by drone.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:18 (one month ago)

Probably but as for Lebanon, I think Israel have lost 10 soldiers, hardly meat grinder territory.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:22 (one month ago)

yeah but Hezbollah is not Iran, a regional super power and they have still manged to destroy 100 and odd IDF Merkava tanks

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:31 (one month ago)

Yes but all I'm saying is Israel aren't really suffering that much in Lebanon. They aren't really suffering that much anywhere.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:35 (one month ago)

have you seen the state of Tel Aviv?

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:37 (one month ago)

It's still been barely scratched, no matter how much anyone wishes it was otherwise.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:43 (one month ago)

barely scratched? Is it the Monty Python knight!

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:48 (one month ago)

even on the first few days of the war there were Chinese workers filming horrific looking drone/missile attacks in Tel Aviv. Because they were not allowed in the ethnostate bunkers. Then uploading them to Chinese tiktok.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:55 (one month ago)

From what I can see re: Lebanon is maintenance of the occupation of the south of the country in the long term that's the issue.

There is no carnage in Tel Aviv but there seems to be constant disruption to life there, with ppl having to go to bunkers. It's not as much as Israel have inflicted on Tehran but it's not nothing.

Iranian leverage rests on what they do to Gulf countries and the choking of oil markets.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:57 (one month ago)

Yes that's how I see it. Israel doesn't give a flying fuck about oil markets, of course.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:58 (one month ago)

Re uranium raid...

I wonder if an unpopular, politically struggling US President has ever tried a risky, ambitious airborne special forces raid to get something important out of Iran?

Does anybody remember how that went?

Beuller?

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 April 2026 09:59 (one month ago)

xp no but Israel is a US proxy and it doesn't really, in the end, tell the US what to do.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2026 10:00 (one month ago)

AFP via Bangladesh Sangbad Sangstha (BSS): Reports 14 wounded, including an 11-year-old girl in critical condition. Describes a crater near the French embassy in downtown Tel Aviv and damage to an apartment building in Bnei Brak

Yesterday there was a big wave of attacks on Tel Aviv including 10 ballistic missiles, probably the biggest so far of the war. A lot of them were intercepted but still managed to cause a lot of shrapnel damage.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 10:13 (one month ago)

Two more U.S. MQ-9 "Reaper" drones were shot down by IRGC air defence over the city of Shiraz, southern Iran, over the last few hours. pic.twitter.com/NtzByrYlOv

— AMK Mapping 🇳🇿 (@AMK_Mapping_) April 2, 2026

that will 18 Reaper drones shot down over Iran now, they cost $30 million a pop. Obv in past wars they were more effectively used to bring death over the uncontested skies of Afghanistan without any trouble, they didn't start getting shot down until they were used in Yemen more recently. Just another sign that the US can't project that risk-free power from above they used to be able to get away with.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 12:30 (one month ago)

who’s “lethal” now you alkie war criminal?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 12:38 (one month ago)

Pasteur Institute of Iran, a 105-year-old medical research center founded in partnership between the Imperial State of Iran and the Paris-based Institut Pasteur, has been destroyed in airstrikes by the United States and the Israeli regime. Horrifying scenes from Tehran pic.twitter.com/jDlLWY0RSA

— Kourosh Ziabari (@KZiabari) April 2, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2026 12:51 (one month ago)

That is at least what Michael Hudson and other people seem to be predicting will happen — even if the strait opens tomorrow.

― treeship

Is Michael Hudson trustworthy? I've not heard of him before but when I put him into YouTube I saw him with Professor Jiang, John Mearsheimer, and Jeffrey Sachs

― anvil, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 10:58 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

he's a socialist economist and some of his ideas on the history of debt as well as his critique of neoclassical economics are compelling to me. idk why i pointed to him as the first person i thought of --- i guess because he is an economist. but he is definitely offbeat in his analysis. nothing like professor jiang though, who is like an alex jones type figure.

treeship., Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:38 (one month ago)

in any case, there was an op ed in the times yesterday too saying that this oil crisis will be worse than the 70s. it seems like if iran continues to control the strait of hormuz and insisting that oil be sold in yuan, that would fuck up the petrodollar. this war is awful because it is an act of aggression that is killing thousands --- first and foremost --- but it is also really odd because it cannot be explained in terms of US geopolitical objectives.

treeship., Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:41 (one month ago)

It can be explained in terms of Benjamin Netanyahu's geopolitical ambitions though.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:53 (one month ago)

it’s almost as if the war was just the whim of a few unstable people

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:54 (one month ago)

Not the first war you could say that about tbh.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 13:55 (one month ago)

Israel/US have bombed the B1 Bridge in Karaj, a monumental project that connected Tehran with northern regions of the country, including the Caspian Sea. A major transportation artery. We are witnessing war crimes in real time. Again and again and again. pic.twitter.com/m1O27e9B3Z

— kev joon (@never_oppressed) April 2, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2026 15:14 (one month ago)

Professor Jiang's whole thing is predictive history! He's doing Foundation larping!

Not so much psychohistory as psycho's history.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 April 2026 15:56 (one month ago)

Psycho's path, you might say.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2026 16:06 (one month ago)

dang

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:25 (one month ago)

dated Brent benchmarks rose to past $140 per barrel, the highest since 2008

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:33 (one month ago)

there are two abandoned gas stations near me that are being converted to charging stations... good timing

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 17:36 (one month ago)

Amazon's cloud computing center in Bahrain has been destroyed.

— Iran Military News ☫ (@IranMilitaryEN) April 2, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:19 (one month ago)

inshallah

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:23 (one month ago)

it seems almost certain that Russia is helping with targeting intelligence

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:23 (one month ago)

I'm almost crying tears of joy when the IRGC destroy an Amazon cloud centre. When they hit a Microsoft one a few weeks back someone posted: that's for putting copilot in everything you cunts!

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

xp is that assumption based on anything?

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:48 (one month ago)

there's some before & after satellite imagery, but that hit on the U.S. surveillance plane was SO spot on.. they hit the freaking radar disc thingy on the back of the plane directly
Russia has denied it but Ukrainian officials are sure they're helping

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 18:55 (one month ago)

sorry for Fox, but it's recent

https://www.foxnews.com/world/russia-allegedly-sharing-satellite-intelligence-us-bases-iran-world-leader-claims

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

Iran have shot down an F-35 or two using their own gear, nobody knows - but for a country buckling under the pressure of decades of sanctions, they've shown they can make impressive war gear. They could be using their own tech and also be getting some help. Completely relying on Putin wouldn't be a good position to be in. They might be getting some help from China as well, but I'd imagine none of this help would be free after a point.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:02 (one month ago)

yeah even hitting an F-35 was previously unheard of iirc?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:04 (one month ago)

Completely relying on Putin wouldn't be a good position to be in

Agreed and they're holding their own - they've been planning this for decade. But Putin as a chaos broker make sense.. if Iran is destroying U.S. assets, then they don't have to

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:08 (one month ago)

xp

yeah I think that was the first confirmed downing of an F35. But it was an *emergency landing* according to CENTCOM and the 2nd downed one happened over the Nevada Desert and was some kind of technical failure. I'm a bit cynical about CENTOM comms. Below is post from someone I presume is ex-Pentagon, who seems to be saying: These degenerates can't even lie convincingly anymore:

Pentagon

One thing that is very obvious to me is the degradation of Pentagon communication sector.
This kind of institutional communication, like any other during wartime, fabricates information in its favor.
But years ago, it used to do so competently. Today, it is no longer even capable of selecting the images it posts, publishing several clear images of Iranian decoys. It has also contradicted itself more than once during this war about numbers and events
What is happening to America?

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:25 (one month ago)

Below is post from someone I presume is ex-Pentagon

Name?

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:31 (one month ago)

Pat Down

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:39 (one month ago)

thanks for the responses btw. I've never had any interest in military hardware so I have trouble gauging the validity of some of these kinds of claims. e.g., I was browsing this bsky feed earlier and some of it was pretty mystifying: https://bsky.app/profile/someforeignfield.bsky.social

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:56 (one month ago)

ooh that's a good follow, thanks

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

I've read some substacks by some absolute pricks to get a better understanding of the military side of things. The people that tend be more knowledgeable about the hardware side of weapons of death and war and all that shit tend to have garbage politics.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:09 (one month ago)

sadly true with some exceptions (Gorcenski, Evans)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:10 (one month ago)

BREAKING: IRGC claims attack on Oracle data center in Dubai

hah hah, eat it up Larry Ellison, you motherfucker.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:19 (one month ago)

and from that account rob just linked:

‪Travis‬
✧@someforeignfi✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 4m
Why I believe the F-35 video is real: this is at least the 2nd video of a jet being tracked by an IR system and releasing flares that is framed as "we shot down a jet"

Maybe, but that's not what's happening in this video.

Ahmad Algohbary‬
✧@ahmadalgohb✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 8m
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) said it has downed a US fighter jet.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:25 (one month ago)

just sounds like copium to me. That got shot down. CENTCOM wouldn't have scrambled so fast to get ahead of it with dubious *emergency landing* story if it hadn't been imo. If it hadn't been shot down they wouldn't have needed to say a word.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:36 (one month ago)

idk man, as I understand it the fact that it was hit at all is the big deal here

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

If it had just got hit and got away with it, then there wouldn't be any requirement for them to comment on it. They would have just denied it even happened, but it just seems obv that this went beyond the realm of plausible deniability.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:42 (one month ago)

I think we agree? it made an "emergency landing" due to being hit, prob not critically? and the "being hit" part is being elided/ignored by media?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

Hegseth has asked US Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to step down and take immediate retirement -CBS

sounds like ground invasion is happening and anyone who calls it insanity is not needed anymore

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:47 (one month ago)

Not necessarily a prelude to a ground invasion, but the inference seems fully justified that Gen. George kept bringing up the dangers and risks of whatever harebrained ideas were being contemplated in the WH so that he wore out his welcome by constantly injecting rationality and expertise into Fantasyland.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 April 2026 20:54 (one month ago)

I wonder to what degree they're imagining that once more Americans are dying, all the coffins coming home with flags, the public will have to come around to backing the war in order to "support the troops"? (Never mind that Americans dying is actually the thing that most turns Americans against wars, I can just imagine that being some weird rationale.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:03 (one month ago)

Thatcher was revived by the "two bald men fighting over a comb" war. Trump is already about to become a hate figure for anyone in the global south (and even Europe within weeks) without medicine/food/energy because of him. And then the global depression and death of the petrodollar. And then a military travesty that he was warned would be a travesty... so many wins for him here!

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:12 (one month ago)

you have to at least make an attempt to sell the war before you can do that, instead they cycled between 13 different justifications before landing on "we had to because they were gonna nuke us in 2 weeks", even his base isn't buying that, probably because Trump never stopped talking about how he "completely obliterated Iran's nuclear program"

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:13 (one month ago)

about to become a hate figure for anyone in the global south

surely we're well past that point! it's true it will only get worse, though..

c u (crüt), Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:15 (one month ago)

you'd think so already, but he has before had some bizarre fandoms in parts of the world he calls shithole countries.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:20 (one month ago)

The thing about this war is, I don’t know anyone who could possibly believe that Iran was a threat to us, and I’m not even sure how much of a threat they really were to Israel. Israel just wanted this war, this administration is stupid and morally empty enough to happily go along with it. There’s a reason why MAGA has gone somewhat more quiet, even if they remain as ever brainwashed into oblivion; they know there is no good reason for it.

omar little, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:24 (one month ago)

I wonder to what degree they're imagining that once more Americans are dying, all the coffins coming home with flags, the public will have to come around to backing the war in order to "support the troops"?

I don't think they imagine it this way at all. They envision every new aggression as the next step that will lead to a glorious victory. They are probably looking at a ground invasion as their very own D-Day, except they can't even conceptualize how brutally bloody that was in reality.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:27 (one month ago)

The D-Day troops were not running into swarms of FPV drones, they were just dodging bullets, artillery and mines. Still very bloody but a piece of piss compared to how fast you can die in 2026.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:34 (one month ago)

Also of course FDR and Eisenhower didn't spend two weeks before D-Day talking publicly about "We could totally swarm the beaches at Normandy, no problem. Not saying we're going to! Maybe we will, maybe we won't. We don't want to! But we might have to."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:39 (one month ago)

well Iran was/is a threat to Israel via Hamas & Hezbollah. that’s not controversial.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:40 (one month ago)

can't help but wonder what kind of people are gonna be staffing our once-great military given the fact that our top guy just got fired by a psychotic FOX News host, it's gonna be morons and sycophants all the way down, good luck winning a war with a bunch of folks who would've flunked outta basic training 10 years ago

frogbs, Thursday, 2 April 2026 21:41 (one month ago)

will Polymarket let us bet on a mutiny?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 2 April 2026 22:15 (one month ago)

i love an A-10 but trotting 50-y/o manned hardware out there for ground support seems...less than ideal

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 April 2026 22:18 (one month ago)

xp basically the Soviet military after the purges

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 April 2026 22:38 (one month ago)

i love an A-10 but trotting 50-y/o manned hardware out there for ground support seems...less than ideal

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, April 3, 2026 9:18 AM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It may have been on that milblogger linked above but I recall reading that they might be sending the a-10 to intercept drones. There have apparently been some incidents of the fast jets nearly stalling and dropping out of the sky trying to go slow enough to stop the drones.

Ed, Thursday, 2 April 2026 23:03 (one month ago)

Incredible

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 April 2026 23:38 (one month ago)

once more Americans are dying, all the coffins coming home with flags, the public will have to come around to backing the war

it's all guesswork when it comes to the mentality behind the decisions made by these bozos. My personal guess is that they discovered they have dug themselves into a deep hole, but they find it impossible to simply accept the loss because the loss as it now stands is so bad that taking the loss would eternally brand them all as fuckups and losers (which ofc they are). Faced with this reality their reflexive response is to hunt for 'wins' by digging the hole even deeper, thinking they can build a ramp leading up and out, because fuckups of their magnitude are incapable of fixing anything, only making things worse.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 April 2026 00:15 (one month ago)

A day after President Trump threatened to bomb Iran “back into the Stone Ages,” an airstrike that a U.S. official said was an American attack caused at least a partial collapse of a major highway bridge, killing at least eight people, according to Iranian news outlets. A leading public health institution in Iran was also destroyed though it was unclear who was responsible.

Mr. Trump on Thursday celebrated the damage to the bridge, which is on a mountainous stretch of road between Tehran and the nearby city of Karaj. He posted a video of a strike hitting the bridge and warned that more critical infrastructure would be destroyed if Iran did not “make a deal.”

Another strike, in Tehran, destroyed the Pasteur Institute of Iran, a major public health agency in the country that produced and distributed vaccines, a spokesman for the health ministry said. It was unclear whether the United States or Israel was responsible.

NY Times

curmudgeon, Friday, 3 April 2026 03:20 (one month ago)

Hegseth seems pre-occupied a bit by his attempts to re- segregate the military and wanting to get rid of anyone in the way of that -

Mr. Hegseth has also clashed in recent months with General George and Mr. Driscoll over the defense secretary’s decision to block the promotion of four Army officers to be one-star generals.

Two of the officers targeted by Mr. Hegseth are Black and two are women on a promotion list that consisted of 29 other officers, most of whom are white men. Mr. Hegseth’s highly unusual decision to remove the officers prompted some senior military officials to question whether they were being singled out because of their race or gender, officials said.

Mr. Hegseth had been pressing Mr. Driscoll and General George for months to remove the officers from the promotion list. But Mr. Driscoll and General George refused, citing the officers’ long records of exemplary service.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/us/politics/hegseth-fires-general-randy-george.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YFA.ec_n.4mN7okOpxFTE&smid=nytcore-ios-share

curmudgeon, Friday, 3 April 2026 03:28 (one month ago)

IRGC are claiming to have shot down another F-35 over central Iran. CENTCOM are denying the claim. The photos they have put out of the charred remains of a tail fin suggests they have probably shot down an F-15.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 06:19 (one month ago)

The editor for @TheEconomist is making up lies without any shred evidence to whitewash the deliberate destruction of the oldest vaccine research centre in Iran.

Iran was one of the only countries in the global south to produce - not one but several - domestic COVID vaccines,… https://t.co/7mBhRae9tq

— Dr Vira Ameli (@viraameli) April 2, 2026

Shashank Joshi deleted his tweet about a historic medical institute destroyed by US bombs yesterday as being a chemical weapons producer. The UK media is full of vermin.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 06:52 (one month ago)

Macron says it is unrealistic to open Hormuz Strait by force. Says it “can only be done in consultation with Iran.”

I never thought I'd say this, but you've got to hand it to Macron.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 07:32 (one month ago)

I’m too pissed to write on it but I’m listening to Adam Tooze talk to Kaiser kuo on the sinica podcast. I’m an hour in and Iran only just came up but what I’ve heard so far -> Europe and the US are done the future is Asia and Africa. Well worth a listen.

Ed, Friday, 3 April 2026 09:19 (one month ago)

looks like the us double-tapped the bridge, killing rescue workers

big beautiful war crimes, one after another

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 April 2026 09:29 (one month ago)

xp
I've got a soft spot for Tooze because he's not an idiot and has wrote some decent books. Timothy Snyder on the other hand ... just an utter moron, I'm embarrassed I've ever stanned for Bloodlands. I've seen some takes but: this war all about Ukraine and sanctions on Russia. Lol.. this cunt actually gets paid to have opinions on geopolitics and people take him seriously??

The whole Iran war is looking more and more like a gimmick to drop energy sanctions on Russia and pressure Europeans to do the same. A war to make Russia’s much larger war easier and possible to sustain.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 09:31 (one month ago)

What has Snyder said?

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2026 09:33 (one month ago)

that is a quote of his tweet

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 09:34 (one month ago)

Oh, wasn't clear.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2026 09:58 (one month ago)

sorry yes, bad post formatting on my part. I was preoccupied with rubbing my eyes in disbelief at the point of posting it!

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 10:02 (one month ago)

Unsurprising that Spain is telling lies. Social Democrat.

Sanchez says Spain is denying airspace and base use for all US planes connected to the war on Iran but this is simply a lie https://t.co/WtQUVeA1aR

— Nate Bear (@NateB_Panic) April 2, 2026

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 10:36 (one month ago)

I've got a soft spot for Tooze because he's not an idiot and has wrote some decent books. Timothy Snyder on the other hand ... just an utter moron

― calzino, Friday, April 3, 2026 5:31 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i watched videos of him lecturing at yale on the history of ukraine and thought it was really good, its funny that class is presented through the lens of empire normal academic left thought but then when hes up in the media talking about politics hes a total standard american lib

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 11:35 (one month ago)

I thought Snyder's book on Putin and Russia a few years ago was terrific.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2026 11:42 (one month ago)

Twitter/social media possibly fucked his brain.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 11:56 (one month ago)

him posting that the war is a "gimmick" to aide Putin's war on Ukraine suggests to me that his brain has been either been replaced with a rotten cabbage or he is rather Putin obsessed to a damaging degree.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 11:57 (one month ago)

that he trot out garbage like this without even mentioning Israel means he is not very serious.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:02 (one month ago)

him posting that the war is a "gimmick" to aide Putin's war on Ukraine suggests to me that his brain has been either been replaced with a rotten cabbage or he is rather Putin obsessed to a damaging degree.

― calzino, Friday, April 3, 2026

I can believe the latter.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2026 12:08 (one month ago)

I'm on the fence about Snyder. I think he's generally pretty good on Russia/Putin but he's often vague and strays into advocacy. I think his biggest weakness is when it comes to Trump. He doesn't really seem to see Trump as Trump but as something that Putin operates (which may be true on stochastic or indirect level to some degree but not in the way Snyder paints it). Although different people see different puppet masters controlling everything that clouds judgement regardless

anvil, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:17 (one month ago)

eastern europe and russia is what he studies so does make sense

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:19 (one month ago)

Timothy Snyder has successfully gone 2,419 days without mentioning Israel. https://t.co/ac7yt42RoG

— Mouin Rabbani (@MouinRabbani) April 3, 2026

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:20 (one month ago)

as a marine biologist i find it trivial that trump is compelled to his actions by giant squid

imago, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:21 (one month ago)

xp

oh I see he never actually mentions Israel - profiles in courage etc!

I actually thought Bloodlands was a masterpiece 15 years ago, might not feel the same now. But all the same it contains some very memorable, utterly bone chilling prose.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:23 (one month ago)

I'm on the fence about Snyder. I think he's generally pretty good on Russia/Putin but he's often vague and strays into advocacy.

― anvil, Friday, April 3, 2026 8:17 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah worth mentioning that hes actively involved in the ukraine war he travels there and talks to politicians is involved with various committees and whatnot who knows if he really believes what hes saying or its just convenient for his politics

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:26 (one month ago)

if he really believes what hes saying or its just convenient for his politics

I think these blur into one, and aren't so easily separated. I think the issue with a lot of public figures is they can see other issues as manifestations or extensions of the things they know about (and sometimes they may be!). But thats the danger in talking about subjects you know less about

anvil, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:31 (one month ago)

yeah no doubt generally true tho in this case what he said was so out there is does make you wonder exactly whats going on, maybe thats where the social media poisoning comes in, or maybe he just made an impulsive stupid post who knows

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:33 (one month ago)

I actually thought Bloodlands was a masterpiece 15 years ago, might not feel the same now. But all the same it contains some very memorable, utterly bone chilling prose.

― calzino, Friday, April 3, 2026

oh boy yes -- I'd forgotten. Agreed.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2026 12:35 (one month ago)

But thats as much to do with audiences as much as pop-intellectuals. These figures are becoming one stop shops for all issues but are they making themselves that or is it being demanded of them? Maybe a mixture of both

anvil, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:35 (one month ago)

or wait maybe he just meant the iran war is so convenient for russia that it looks like it was done to help them

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:36 (one month ago)

These figures are becoming one stop shops for all issues but are they making themselves that or is it being demanded of them? Maybe a mixture of both

This is true, especially if you have a cable news contract.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2026 12:36 (one month ago)

Micah Richards, do you condemn Hamas?

anvil, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:40 (one month ago)

in response to the tweet about snyder never mentioning israel, pretty funny dodge i dont know much about that what if its all about things i do know about

hipster antitrust @RilkeanHeart19

ive heard him comment on some podcast. but he basically says he's not an expert on the region and tries to stick with what he knows best.

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:44 (one month ago)

Timothy Snyder, do you condemn Hamas?

anvil, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:50 (one month ago)

Maybe he shouldn't talk about the Iran war at all then. Instead of saying it's a 'gimmick' to drop sanctions on Russia. Is this cunt going to back that nonsense or what?

And if you do mention Iran and not Israel maybe map out your thinking.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 12:51 (one month ago)

if i had to guess whats going on here hes just fully focused on getting ukraine more missiles and whatnot and doesnt want to risk his status as a minor player in the war advising diplomats or whatever hes up to by talking about israel, hes a political actor masquerading as a political commentator, or maybe the other way around

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 13:00 (one month ago)

He's like a lot of academics on twitter, when they step away from the books they are writing it's all a bit ill considered and dim.

Even Tooze: he's been going on about how China, Asia and Africa are the future but does anyone think US are going to let their hedgemony go without a great cost to all of us?

As for this war there is a fanatical Christian ideology driving a lot of the people around Trump. The disaster is only beginning to unfold.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 13:08 (one month ago)

Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has denied responsibility for the attack on a Kuwaiti power and water desalination plant, blaming it instead on Israel.

In a statement carried by Iran’s semi-official Tasnim news agency, the IRGC’s public relations department said:

The Zionist regime’s unconventional and illegitimate attack on Kuwait’s desalination plants is a sign of the vileness and baseness of the Zionist occupiers, and the Revolutionary Guards condemn this inhumane act and declare that American bases and military personnel in the region and the Zionist regime’s military and security centres in the occupied Palestinian territories are our powerful targets.

In a statement earlier today, the Kuwait ministry of electricity, water and renewable energy said an Iranian attack had damaged the plant.

A step closer is taken every single day.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 13:18 (one month ago)

‼️🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING | According to Iranian media, at this moment in southern Iran’s Khuzestan province, the first exchange of fire has been reported between the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’ special operations forces and U.S. special forces involved in search operations.… pic.twitter.com/I4ysdTLbop

— Visioner (@visionergeo) April 3, 2026

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 14:19 (one month ago)

From The Guardian:

"Reuters news agency has also reported that a search is under way for the crew of a US fighter jet shot down over Iran, citing US officials.

We will bring you more updates as we get it."

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 14:20 (one month ago)

there are videos of Black Hawks and a plane doing a search for the pilot. Not getting shot down by the IRGC. Quite generous of them, it wouldn't be reciprocated if it was the other way round.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 14:27 (one month ago)

Really good video of Iranian commentary expecting ground operations.

Developments in the American-Israeli war on Iran indicate we are heading toward escalation

Analysis

English Subtitles pic.twitter.com/uLwJrdt1wW

— Iran Screenshot (@iranscreenshot) April 2, 2026

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 14:35 (one month ago)

Man, I guess I’ve finally achieved peak woke but it’s weird to be hoping America gets our asses kicked back across the Atlantic.

Cow_Art, Friday, 3 April 2026 14:42 (one month ago)

Anything that makes us end the war sooner is good, that's just true. It's not hoping for Americans to get killed, it's hoping for fewer Americans to get killed by virtue of stopping the war.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 3 April 2026 14:47 (one month ago)

‪Better Things Are Possible‬
✧@internethi✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 19d
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 3 April 2026 14:52 (one month ago)

it is perfect in its own way

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 14:52 (one month ago)

I mean, wasn't that also true in 2003? Saddam was the glue holding the region in a kind of stasis.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2026 16:41 (one month ago)

Iranian parliament speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf:

“After defeating Iran 37 times in a row, this brilliant no-strategy war they started has now been downgraded from ‘regime change’ to ‘Hey! Can anyone find our pilots? Please?’.”

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2026 17:03 (one month ago)

lol

more trolling plz

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 3 April 2026 17:03 (one month ago)

a lot of their government, army and civil society folk are people with multiple degrees, distinguished Kant scholars and all that stuff, but most importantly also some absolutely incredible shitposters.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:12 (one month ago)

Haaretz summary

PM Netanyahu said that Israel has significantly damaged Iran's industrial base, claiming that the Israeli Air Force had destroyed roughly 70 percent of the country's steel production capacity.

■ Meanwhile, five weeks into the war, Iran is still "poised to wreak absolute havoc" across the Middle East, a security source told CNN, citing U.S. intelligence assessments indicating that approximately half of the Islamic Republic's missile launchers remain intact, along with thousands of one-way attack drones.

■ For the first time since the war began, a U.S. fighter jet was shot down over Iran on Friday. A U.S. official told Reuters that a search and ‌rescue operation for any survivors is underway, but offered no further details. These efforts do not include Israeli forces, a source told Haaretz. In southwestern Iran, a governor announced that anyone who captures or kills the jet's crew "will be specially commended by the governorate," the semi-official news agency ISNA reported.

curmudgeon, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:30 (one month ago)

God, I wonder where that pilot is now? hiding in a culvert somewhere no doubt

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:39 (one month ago)

iran still rejecting cease fire talks according to wsj, wonder what their plan is, waiting for better terms maybe what terms do want, how they can they even trust israel and the usa, have to be some security guarantees that have teeth, idk how you do that in this case

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:48 (one month ago)

Man, I guess I’ve finally achieved peak woke but it’s weird to be hoping America gets our asses kicked back across the Atlantic.

I think it was also mentioned upthread by someone but it has never been conceivable (in my lifetime) to see people actively rooting for the (supposed) enemy. Not even just online or among friends, people at work are doing talking about it. (We only have one actively Trumpy person, he tried to tell me Tim Walz killed two people and is currently under federal indictment for embezzlement last week.)

If they started posting real casualty numbers I could see that correcting back to our default support the troops mindset but I never thought I'd see a person poisonous enough to get people to not care about Murrica winning.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 3 April 2026 17:50 (one month ago)

Israel 'postpones planned strikes' on Iran as search for US crew members continues

Israel has postponed some of its planned strikes on Iran so as not to interfere with the search and rescue efforts for the crew members who were aboard the US fighter jet that was shot down over Iran, an Israeli official has told CNN.

According to reports, one of the crew members has been rescued by US forces, there is no word yet on any others, and the circumstances surrounding the downing of the jet remain unclear.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 17:59 (one month ago)

"iran still rejecting cease fire talks according to wsj, wonder what their plan is"

The draft cease fire plan handed by the US was a surrender or else joke so the Iran's plan is what we are seeing rn.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:01 (one month ago)

I guess one of the F-15 pilots has been rescued, the other not

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:02 (one month ago)

Yes, those are the reports from The Guardian.

Imagine a troop invasion...

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:03 (one month ago)

so Iran's plan is what we are seeing rn.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, April 3, 2026 2:01 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

tbf a plan refers to something youre going to do in the future

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:04 (one month ago)

The future is the price of oil and burgers going up.

As it always was.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

damn wow

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:19 (one month ago)

In southwestern Iran, a governor announced that anyone who captures or kills the jet's crew "will be specially commended by the governorate," the semi-official news agency ISNA reported.

No way anyone's going to kill this guy, the Iranian goverment will absolutely want him taken alive.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2026 18:24 (one month ago)

yeah but he might be armed and get into a firefight

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:26 (one month ago)

The Iranians now claiming they've rejected an American proposal for a 48 hour ceasefire.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2026 18:28 (one month ago)

That Trump comment about bombing Iran back to the stone age was really useful... for uniting Iranians of all kinds. The Pahlavi supporters must have been absolutely cringing at that given that they're all about the 6000 year history of Iranian civilization - thousands of years before Islam and Arabization.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2026 18:33 (one month ago)

yeah, everything they've been told about America being the great satan has been borne out recently

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

Iran accounts have posted the map of their Achaemenid stone age civilisation which stretched from Greece to the Indus Valley. A lot of people are saying it was much bigger than America!

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

‪Travis‬
✧@someforeignfi✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 3m
So it seems in the last 24 hours:
-F-15E shot down over Iran, 2 pilots ejected, 1 rescued and 1 TBD
-Blackhawk rescue helicopter hit but safely escaped Iranian territory
-A-10 shot down over Hormuz, pilot rescued

Very little hard info thus far on any of these incidents.

Not to mention
-An F-16 wild weasel jet exited Iranian airspace squawking 7700, indicating onboard emergency
-An KC-135 also squawked 7700 over Israel

Even less information available about these.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 3 April 2026 18:54 (one month ago)

OK, another US plane has "crashed".

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

there are widely circulated pics of a black hawk going on a diagonal crashing trajectory with smoke blowing out. With all the usual caveats. But safe to say this is not going to get better for the US if Trump escalates towards a ground invasion.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

none of them get shot down and nobody dies - these are the rules!

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 19:04 (one month ago)

BREAKING: A second Air Force combat plane, a A-10 Warthog, crashed in the Persian Gulf region on Friday, and the lone pilot was safely rescued. This happened around the same time a F-15E was shot down over Iran. By @EricSchmittNYT and @tylerpager. https://t.co/q369HMga3s pic.twitter.com/teOAek3M61

— Christiaan Triebert (@trbrtc) April 3, 2026

an A-10 *crashed* as well today.

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 19:23 (one month ago)

oh sorry already mentioned in sleeve's post

calzino, Friday, 3 April 2026 19:24 (one month ago)

worth noting that in my quote it says "shot down"!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 3 April 2026 19:24 (one month ago)

maybe just ran out of gas, it's so expensive these days

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 April 2026 19:35 (one month ago)

This shit is just spiraling out of control more and more everyday for the US in a way I’ve never seen before.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 3 April 2026 20:52 (one month ago)

Amal Saad:

Today's videos of Iranian villagers grabbing rifles to fire at US helicopters are a reminder that resistance is not an organisation that can be destroyed but a fundamental human disposition in the face of invasion and occupation, which transcends time and place.

It was precisely this disposition that gave rise to the Islamic Revolution, which was at one and the same time a revolt against internal tyranny and a war of liberation against American imperial power in Iran, and it is the same disposition that produced Hizbullah in South Lebanon.

This is why Hizbullah’s “Islamic Resistance”, with a capital R, should not be understood as a singular bounded political project, but as the most recent historical expression of resistance with a small r, of resistances in the plural, each the historically specific expression of a condition that recurs wherever occupation does.

That this disposition is recognised in international law through the peremptory right of peoples to self-determination is therefore worth noting, not least because international law was constructed by the colonial powers whose occupations made resistance necessary in the first place. Yet mass resistance across the Global South forced its recognition as jus cogens, a norm extracted from below rather than granted from above.

Seen in this light, the question of whether Hizbullah can be disarmed or destroyed misses the deeper point. Even in the most implausible scenario where Hizbullah were militarily eradicated what would remain would not be a pacified population but an occupied one, and occupied populations resist even when some or even most of the population choose neutrality or accommodation. Those who accommodate do not nullify the sovereign disposition of those who refuse; they merely miscalculate that submission offers survivability. But even in the unlikely scenario where survival could be guaranteed, resistance would still emerge, because occupation demands not only material submission but the relinquishment of dignity and the right to determine the conditions of one’s collective existence and future, which is the essence of sovereignty.

The specific form, organisation, and ideology through which resistance expresses itself may change. In South Lebanon and Iran, however, that logic has taken a form particularly resistant to dismantlement, rooted not only in weapons but in the collective memory of communities shaped by occupation and in the Karbala paradigm that transforms martyrdom into a forward-looking act of sovereignty, neither of which can be proscribed or dismantled.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:52 (one month ago)

Achaemenid Persia was an Iron Age empire, not "stone age," fyi. And yes, kind of a big deal!

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Friday, 3 April 2026 22:12 (one month ago)

those ages are not even nearly consecutive lol

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2026 22:16 (one month ago)

Imagine Trump trying to pronounce Neanderthal.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 3 April 2026 22:22 (one month ago)

Trump should keep Neando’s name out of his grotesque mouth imho

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 3 April 2026 22:50 (one month ago)

Trump's staying in DC this weekend, which he hardly ever does.

Come On, (Eazy), Friday, 3 April 2026 23:23 (one month ago)

Gotta oversee the Easter ground invasion

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 3 April 2026 23:27 (one month ago)

The helicopter that rescued the downed USAF F-15E pilot was hit by Iranian small arms fire, wounding crew members on board -CBS pic.twitter.com/nUczvgiabG

— OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical) April 3, 2026

there have been videos doing the rounds of rural shepherds/simple Iranian village folk firing ancient looking old bolt-action rifles towards US aircraft in the sky.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 07:14 (one month ago)

😲Extraordinary. American soldiers forced to flee Bahrain and other countries after Iran destroyed their bases, arrived in the US with “nothing” and are turning to local charities because the $1-trillion-budget @PeteHegseth Pentagon can’t even provide basic supplies. pic.twitter.com/lpvPsreFhh

— Ali Abunimah (@AliAbunimah) April 4, 2026

Sailors are arriving in Norfolk with what can fit in a backpack. Community groups were called in to provide basic toiletries.

it's not quite the appalling conditions the military endured in the last days of Tsarist Russia, but it's getting there.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 07:30 (one month ago)

Text on an Iranian drone:

“I, Shahed-136, on behalf of the Iranian people, am going to Tel Aviv for negotiations.” pic.twitter.com/2pQjW42fYa

— Clash Report (@clashreport) April 3, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 4 April 2026 09:55 (one month ago)

A correction will appear in tomorrow's print edition:
"A headline with an article on Friday about President Trump’s threats to leave NATO misstated the full name of the body. It is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, not the North American Treaty Organization."

— NYTimes Communications (@NYTimesPR) April 3, 2026

Non-error correction corner

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 11:19 (one month ago)

Man, they made the mistake in the print edition. So much for their vaunted copy editing.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 April 2026 11:37 (one month ago)

🇺🇸 CHAIR Force 🪑 pic.twitter.com/roiJKK7QIb

— سفارة إيران في تونس (@IranembTun) April 4, 2026

Iran's meme industrial complex is situated 400m under a mountain and cannot be bombed.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:30 (one month ago)

lol never would have predicted Iran winning the internets

Cow_Art, Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:33 (one month ago)

I have never seen such high quality shitposting from a country's network of embassies!

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:39 (one month ago)

Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the speaker of Iran’s Parliament and a powerful member of Iran’s political establishment, taunted the United States on Friday on X.

“After defeating Iran 37 times in a row, this brilliant no-strategy war they started has now been downgraded from ‘regime change’ to ‘Hey! Can anyone find our pilots? Please?’” Mr. Ghalibaf wrote. “Wow. What incredible progress. Absolute geniuses.”

Ny Times

curmudgeon, Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:50 (one month ago)

Al Jazeera-

Iran has executed two men convicted of being members of the banned opposition group, People’s Mojahedin Organization of Iran (PMOI/MEK).

In the latest targeting of dissidents during the US-Israeli war on Iran, they were hanged on Saturday morning after the Supreme Court upheld earlier sentences convicting them of PMOI/MEK membership and “armed rebellion through involvement in multiple terrorist acts”.

“Abolhassan Montazer and Vahid Baniamerian … were hanged after trial and their sentences were upheld by the Supreme Court,” the Iranian judiciary website, Mizan Online, said

curmudgeon, Saturday, 4 April 2026 14:04 (one month ago)

the ultimate shitpost

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 4 April 2026 15:11 (one month ago)

yeah I agree, the death penalty is a beastly old world anachronism that should be outlawed.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 15:19 (one month ago)

I'm not condoning the executions, but it's worth reading about that group if you are unfamiliar with them (as I was until this morning). Obviously I have no idea if those two people were actually members, but the group's history is pretty significant in terms of how we arrived at the current hellish situation

obvious old hat (rob), Saturday, 4 April 2026 15:19 (one month ago)

A drone maker backed by President Donald Trump's two oldest sons is trying to sell to Gulf countries while they are under attack by Iran and dependent on the U.S. military led by their father.

I completely retract that opinion I just posted on the death penalty. The Gulf monarchies are utter scum, but still this is such unbearably corrupt and evil practise happening in plain sight, that words fail me.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 15:56 (one month ago)

when the economy experiences the worst crash since '08 and there are food/medicine shortages and $200 barrels of oil. Then some of these war profiteering Trumps might just need to hide from mobs with pitchforks.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:04 (one month ago)

yeah the brazenness of that particular move somehow managed to still be shocking

obvious old hat (rob), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:10 (one month ago)

Never gets old:

"I believe that all the people who stand to profit by a war and who help provoke it should be shot on the first day it starts by accredited representatives of the loyal citizens of their country who will fight it." — Ernest Hemingway

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:21 (one month ago)

Trump on Truth Social this morning as confirmed by Al Jazeera and others--“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Glory be to God! (and the arms merchants and the inside traders too apparently)

curmudgeon, Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:24 (one month ago)

xp
he Hemster is quite fucking correct there, man

diplomatically speaking, shit like that surely is going to repulse the Gulf states and push them towards making some kind of rapprochement with Iran. Even these murderous Gulf family regimes must be thinking: is it really worth it, dealing with the Trump crime syndicate.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:25 (one month ago)

I doubt it, they're more corrupt and unprincipled than him.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:50 (one month ago)

but an inability to offer any concrete security guarantees beyond flogging shitty drone tech from his dodgy family start-up to them, might be the last straw, the final insult.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:56 (one month ago)

Yeah there are no doubt more competent and reliable crime syndicates to deal with.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:22 (one month ago)

i know this is a cliche but hilarious people got their panties in s bunch about Hunter Biden once

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:39 (one month ago)

U.S. federal agents arrested the niece and grandniece of Qasem Soleimani on Friday after Marco Rubio revoked their green cards.

this might be something to do with the ejected pilot that didn't get rescued yesterday

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:04 (one month ago)

In the first term, weren’t we all calling his sons Uday and Qusay?

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:27 (one month ago)

On the blackout of info from Israel.

The damage done to the U.S. embassy in Riyadh by an Iranian drone strike was far worse than publicly admitted, according to a new Wall Street Journal story.

This quote from a former CIA guy got my attention: pic.twitter.com/hDCX1w6SPR

— Niall Stanage (@NiallStanage) April 4, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:27 (one month ago)

Riyadh isn't in Israel.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:32 (one month ago)

“It brings a human dimension to the war…” says Sky News’ military analyst about a missing American pilot from an F-15 jet.

I'm old enough to remember the first day of this war when the US bombed the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' school in Minab. Murdering 170+ innocent souls.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 18:53 (one month ago)

maybe the pilot will discover that school in a reverse Behind Enemy Lines

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 4 April 2026 19:04 (one month ago)

Maybe I'm suffering humour loss here, but is that actually funny or witty? My first response is that you are a not very good human, 2nd response: also a halfwit.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 19:10 (one month ago)

point was perhaps US would then acknowledge the war crime

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 4 April 2026 19:14 (one month ago)

oh god, I'm very sorry I read that very badly. Genuine apologies.

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 19:16 (one month ago)

It wasn't very clear. I also apologize.

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 4 April 2026 19:19 (one month ago)

x-post - Iran media says Soleimani family denies links to pair arrested in US

Seeing some folks insist that US arrested some other Soleimamis, and assert that the family of the political Soleimani were never in the US

curmudgeon, Saturday, 4 April 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

They might be trying to spare them being held hostage. Or our idiot government may have grabbed unrelated people. Both possible. It's a repulsive move either way.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 April 2026 20:40 (one month ago)

xp
it looks more like ICE have grabbed someone Iranian with the same surname and are achieving nothing with this action, VERY SERIOUS COUNTRY kind of behaviour!

calzino, Saturday, 4 April 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

way more likely they got the wrong people, this is ICE we’re talking about

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:05 (one month ago)

https://vtdigger.org/2026/03/30/ice-took-the-wrong-people-and-got-called-on-it-a-reckoning-may-be-coming/

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:07 (one month ago)

Riyadh isn't in Israel.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 4 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Don't worry yourself over these things. Have a burger.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2026 08:13 (one month ago)

At least five people killed by US-Israeli attacks during US pilot rescue operations in Iran - report
At least five people were killed in US-Israeli attacks in south-west Iran during rescue operations for the then missing US crew member from the downed F-15 jet, a local governor has been quoted as having said by the Tasnim news agency, which is affiliated to the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps.

The governor of the mountainous provinces of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad said all five people were killed after an attack in the “black mountain” area of Kohgiluyeh.

As we have been reporting, both crew members from the downed F-15 fighter jet have now been rescued. The US president, Donald Trump, said no Americans were killed or injured in the rescue mission, about which few details have been officially confirmed.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2026 08:25 (one month ago)

From twitter accounts:

Reports are coming in that people in Mahshahr cannot breathe due to the chemical pollution caused by the US and Israeli bombardment of the petrochemical factories there

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2026 12:08 (one month ago)

can't wait for the netflix movie of the best ever rescue mission

calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2026 12:24 (one month ago)

From twitter accounts

Names?

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 5 April 2026 13:31 (one month ago)

Lost to the mists of time

Trump is screaming Allah on Easter Sunday.

Trump uses abusive language in new post threatening Iranian infrastructure

In a follow-up post on Truth Social, Trump has used abusive language to call on Iran to let ships through the Strait of Hormuz, and threatened to further attack Iranian energy and transport infrastructure. He said:

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2026 13:40 (one month ago)

Markets to crash on Wednesday, not Monday.

🔴 US-Iran deal could happen as soon as Monday, Trump says to media, claiming ‘Iran is negotiating now’

— i24NEWS English (@i24NEWS_EN) April 5, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2026 14:24 (one month ago)

Don't worry yourself over these things.

Worry was never a problem.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:41 (one month ago)

The Israel Lobby was a core reason the US, contrary to its security interests, picked a fight with Iran after 9/11.

The most reformist president in the history of the Islamic Republic, Muhammad Khatami, was elected in a shocking - Khamenei publicly endorsed his opponent -… pic.twitter.com/1JcmCymMzT

— History Speaks (@History__Speaks) April 4, 2026

After the 9/11 attack by Al Qaeda (Sunni extremists supported by the Taliban), we now had a common enemy with Shiite Iran. The Khatami gov forcefully condemned the attack and organized public protests against 9/11 (which Iranian people also spontaneously condemned in great numbers).

this feels like some forgotten history (I have no memory of this), before the Bush axis of evil speech Iran offered military intelligence, use of airspace to the US in their war against the Taliban. They assisted with communications with the Northern Alliance and were even effectively co-belligerents in Herat with Qasem Soleimani leading Quds forces there. And then they became *evil*.

calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2026 17:33 (one month ago)

Thanks for posting that history. I had faint memories of Khatami's overtures.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 April 2026 17:38 (one month ago)

Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf, the speaker of the Parliament of Iran, responded to Trump’s threats in a social media post.

“Your reckless moves are dragging the United States into a living HELL for every single family, and our whole region is going to burn because you insist on following Netanyahu’s commands,” he wrote.

“Make no mistake: You won’t gain anything through war crimes. The only real solution is respecting the rights of the Iranian people and ending this dangerous game.”

Former Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Velayati also warned that “if the White House repeats its foolish mistakes, it will quickly realize that the flow of energy and global trade can be disrupted with a single signal.”

Velayati further criticized Washington’s strategies, stating that while “the United States has learned history from Iran, it has yet to learn the geography of power.”

So much chatting about hell @ a sacred time for chocolate makers

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2026 18:18 (one month ago)

that there were apparently 2 c-130 aircraft/2 black hawks shot down yesterday in Isfahan during what was ostensibly a rescue operation for 2 pilots doesn't really add up. Trump saying they destroyed the planes themselves after they became disabled on the ground and the pilots are fine when pictures show flak damage on the charred remains of the planes that look like they obviously were shot down and crashed. The amount of lying about casualties and strategic failures from CENTCOM and Trump seems unsustainable.

calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:02 (one month ago)

lying about how well you're doing in a war is as old as war itself

Lee626, Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:13 (one month ago)

I might not remembering correctly but I do recall more realistic reports of casualties during the Iraq/Afghanistan years.

calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:18 (one month ago)

Satellite blackout in the region doesn't help

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

There were reporters on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan, there aren't nearly as many in Iran.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:22 (one month ago)

And even if we do move into a ground invasion, I'm gonna guess Hegseth's not allowing any embeds.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:22 (one month ago)

I was wondering how they managed to land a couple C-130s. Did the pilot somehow get to an unattended airport?

nickn, Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:47 (one month ago)

and they aren't the type of craft used to rescue the odd person shot down in enemy territory during a war, they are big hulking carriers that can fit 100+ people in. I think this was something completely different to a rescue op and it went completely tits up.

calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:54 (one month ago)

WSJ has a piece on the merchant sailors stuck aboard ships inside Hormuz. There are 20,000 of them (many from less privileged nationalities), effectively held hostage and running out of food.

https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/life-and-death-aboard-ships-stranded-near-the-strait-of-hormuz-960e78f1

I read part of the above via a Bluesky post

https://bsky.app/profile/emptywheel.bsky.social/post/3miqgdpn2yk23

curmudgeon, Sunday, 5 April 2026 20:55 (one month ago)

X-post - dropsite news says according to a U.S. account: Two MC-130J Commando II special operations transport aircraft landed at a makeshift forward airstrip during the rescue but became disabled and unable to take off. U.S. forces evacuated personnel and deliberately destroyed the aircraft on the ground to prevent capture. The recovered crew member had evaded Iranian forces for more than 36 hours in mountainous terrain before extraction.

Reports and imagery indicate U.S. forces also destroyed at least one MH-6 Little Bird helicopter left behind at the site

curmudgeon, Sunday, 5 April 2026 21:42 (one month ago)

C-130's involved in a a rescue operation? Pure poppycock, those are transport planes

Andy the Grasshopper, Sunday, 5 April 2026 22:20 (one month ago)

It explains that they’re a special model right there ffs

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 5 April 2026 23:03 (one month ago)

My brother’s conspiracy theory on this is that this was supposed to be the uranium raid but went sideways. No idea if the location is anywhere close to where they would’ve been heading if that were the case, but the transport planes might suggest they were up to something else?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 5 April 2026 23:15 (one month ago)

Some of the analysis has said that this rescue could've been a testing ground for what an operation in Iran could look like. And for Iran it would've been a lesson too on how to perhaps improve their defence to an incursion.

All a potential escalation point.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2026 07:23 (one month ago)

Should this be true...

BREAKING: Iranian media shares video of what’s left of the Black Hawk helicopters that were brought down during the US’s “rescue” mission. As usual it appears the United States is not telling the truth about the casualties in their war against Iran. pic.twitter.com/5ODzYDXQiX

— Power to the People ☭🕊 (@ProudSocialist) April 5, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2026 09:01 (one month ago)

Why read fiction anymore when reality is like this?

Much to consider.

So, if I got that right, here's the narrative:

- A US F-15E fighter jet got shot down over Iran, despite Trump saying 2 days beforehand in his nationwide address that Iran has "no anti-aircraft equipment. Their radar is 100% annihilated." (apnews.com/article/donald…)

- The plane's weapons systems officer - a "highly respected Colonel," according to Trump - ejected from the plane and got "seriously wounded" (still according to Trump: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…)

- He still managed to "hike up a 7,000-foot [2.1km] mountain ridgeline and hide in a crevice" in the Zagros Mountains, despite his wounds (time.com/article/2026/0…)

- U.S. MQ-9 Reaper drones started killing all "Iranian military-aged males believed to be a threat who got within three kilometers of [the American's location]" (x.com/ByChrisGordon/…)

- To retrieve him the U.S. managed to seize an "abandoned airport," 200 miles deep inside Iran, near Isfahan (bbc.com/news/articles/…), which happens to be where Iran's largest atomic scientific center is located (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isfahan_N…)

- They landed two MC-130 military transport planes in that airport (theaviationist.com/2026/04/05/u-s…) in an operation involving "hundreds of special forces troops and military personnel" (time.com/article/2026/0…)

- Both MC-130 planes got "stuck in the sand" and the U.S. destroyed them themselves "to prevent them from falling into Iranian hands" (theaviationist.com/2026/04/05/u-s…)

- They deployed "three new aircraft to extract all the U.S. personnel" on the ground (theaviationist.com/2026/04/05/u-s…)

- There are videos circulating online of "heavy clashes" with presumably Iranian missiles raining down in Kohgiluyeh County, in the Zagros Mountains during that night (x.com/Afshin_Ismaeli…)

- Iran sent pictures of the aftermath at the "abandoned airport" and it's a sight of utter destruction, with US plane and MH-6 helicopter parts scattered all over the ground, still smoking (turkiyetoday.com/region/wreckag…). Iran claims they are the ones who in fact destroyed all the aircraft.

- Meanwhile a second U.S. plane, an A-10 Warthog, also crashed on Friday near the Strait of Hormuz according to two U.S. officials speaking to the NYT (nytimes.com/live/2026/04/0…). In that instance too the lone pilot was apparently "safely rescued."

- In all this, after the multiple planes and helicopters destroyed or shot down, the documented heavy clashes, the "hundreds of special forces troops and military personnel" operating deep inside Iran, not a single US soldier was reported killed "or even wounded" (according to Trump: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…).

- And the 'highly respected Colonel' this was all for? No name. No photo. No interview. Nobody has spoken to him nor knows who he is.

So to sum up: anti-aircraft equipment that supposedly didn't exist shot down an F-15 (and, apparently, an A-10 Warthog the same day). A seriously wounded man climbed a 2.1km mountain. The US seized an airfield 200 miles inside a country it's at war with, next to one of its most strategic nuclear sites, and deployed hundreds of troops all apparently unimpeded. Lost two planes to "sand" and destroyed their own helicopters. Videos show heavy clashes, missiles raining down - but not a single person got "even wounded". And the man at the center of it all? Nobody knows who he is, completely anonymous, zero pictures, but Trump says he is "SAFE and SOUND." And so is the rescued A-10 Warthog pilot, who also remains anonymous.

Trump concludes this all proves the US has "achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies" (truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…), despite the whole episode only happening because Iran shot his planes out of the sky.

Basically, the only thing that's "overwhelming" here is the audacity of the storytelling...

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2026 09:05 (one month ago)

The bombing of Sharif University of Technology in Tehran validates what a friend recently said: "Gaza has become a verb".

— Mouin Rabbani (@MouinRabbani) April 6, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2026 10:18 (one month ago)

Well, who could have seen that coming?

Israel attacked a key petrochemical plant at Iran’s massive South Pars natural gas field and killed a top Revolutionary Guard commander, according to news agencies.

It puts into question the negotiations aimed at getting the US and Tehran to reach a ceasefire.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2026 12:44 (one month ago)

i’m beginning to doubt israel’s commitment to enabling peace in the middle east tbh

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2026 12:54 (one month ago)

So, if I got that right, here's the narrative:
Source of this?

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 6 April 2026 13:33 (one month ago)

It's this guy, Arnaud Bertrand, on Twitter.

https://arnaudbertrand.substack.com/

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 April 2026 14:08 (one month ago)

thinking youre gonna fly in and load up a bunch of fissionable material is such a harebrained scheme, compounded by the fact that the scheme had already been publicly reported on

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 14:24 (one month ago)

assuming thats what happened, something was going on there

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 14:27 (one month ago)

i wonder how we’d be able to hide the coffins coming back

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 April 2026 16:05 (one month ago)

just dont call the media

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 16:07 (one month ago)

- And the 'highly respected Colonel' this was all for? No name. No photo. No interview. Nobody has spoken to him nor knows who he is.

This is an interesting fact... and calls everything else into question. No interviews with his joyfully tearful wife rushing to see him, children in tow.. no hospital bed photos with him giving the thumbs up. Usually the Defense Dept would jump on any tidbit of propaganda to humanize the fighting force

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 April 2026 18:05 (one month ago)

it was actually a bucket of KFC

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 April 2026 18:12 (one month ago)

The president suggested media outlets which reported on the downed jet and the status of its crew before the government put information out about the incident could face criminal prosecution.

“But we have to find that leaker because that’s a sick person,” Trump said. “Probably didn’t realize the extent of how bad it was … but we’re going to find out its national security and the person that did the story will go to jail if he doesn’t say. They put this mission at great risk.”

Pretty sure Iran knew that it had downed a F-15

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 April 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

Trump repeats his usual claims about how well the war is going and how well the US military is doing (“unbelievably well”, he says), and celebrates the “very historic” rescue of the second crew member of the US F-15 fighter jet downed over Iran last week.

Turning to his latest deadline for Tehran to open the strait of Hormuz (8pm ET on Tuesday), he adds:

The entire country can be taken out in one night, and that night might be tomorrow night.

Turn on your TV sets to find out, etc.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2026 19:41 (one month ago)

he adds:

The entire country can be taken out in one night, and that night might be tomorrow night._

OK boomer

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 April 2026 19:47 (one month ago)

the person that did the story will go to jail if he doesn’t say. They put this mission at great risk.

What happens when we find out it was Hegseth on a Signal chat?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 6 April 2026 19:47 (one month ago)

Pretty interesting assessment:

Overall assessment of the war
- Conflict is on an escalation/attrition path with no realistic short‑term off‑ramp.
- Iran sees the situation as existential and therefore cannot de‑escalate without serious guarantees; it still has not used the full spectrum of its capabilities (e.g. regular army/shadow navy, maximum Houthi disruption, sustained strikes on Gulf civilian targets).
- Israel will not stop on its own; the US political/military leadership is structurally and personally incapable of absorbing the “L” and stepping back.
- Likely timeline: this war phase runs at least to end of the year, potentially longer, with conditions changing non‑linearly (step‑changes/phase shifts) rather than gradually.

Continues here:

Understanding attrition
- Attrition is not “week 1 scaled up”; it has thresholds.
- Think of a wrecking ball hitting a building
- First hit: a lot of dust and broken windows, but the building still stands.
- Second hit: still standing, more visible damage; people think “okay,…

— İyad el-Baghdadi | إياد البغدادي (@iyad_elbaghdadi) April 6, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

Overall assessment of the war

The first three points seem self-evidently correct. The stepwise/phase shift escalation also seems correct. The next step would be increased targeting of non-military infrastructure by each side, which we are already entering.

As for projecting a likely timeline, I don't think there is any speculation here that can be categorized as "likely". Domestic US politics has a huge role to play there and it could produce a tectonic shift in a short time frame, if Trump's base cracks open and half of it abandons him over this war (& they could).

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 6 April 2026 20:31 (one month ago)

And the 'highly respected Colonel' this was all for? No name. No photo. No interview. Nobody has spoken to him nor knows who he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx_lNvH-UUA

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 April 2026 22:46 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am7VvtLvhuc

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 April 2026 22:59 (one month ago)

so are we going to nuke iran or what? wtf is going to happen here

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 6 April 2026 23:04 (one month ago)

I saw a timeline of how many times Trump has threatened '48 hours!' and there's a good chance he'll TACO again this time, depending on markets

He'll order some kind of show on Tuesday night to prove he means business, but it'll just be more of the same most likely

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 April 2026 23:17 (one month ago)

For some reason it seems like the evil tv guy had arranged everything so the fate of the world seems to be in his hands, with his decision coming in prime time 8pm eastern, check local listings for details

z_tbd, Monday, 6 April 2026 23:18 (one month ago)

today he said Iranians actually love the sound of the bombs, it's the freedom train coming their way choo choo

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 April 2026 23:20 (one month ago)

Maybe that kid in Pennsylvania had a dead zone premonition

omar little, Monday, 6 April 2026 23:21 (one month ago)

wtf is going to happen here

Trump seems interested in taking the Israeli blueprint from Gaza and threatening to apply it to Iran, which is crazy thinking. The only part of the Israeli war effort that transfers easily here is the willingness to commit massive war crimes on a continuing basis. None of the Israeli strategy in Gaza applies to Iran except the tens of thousands of civilian deaths and humanitarian disaster part.

We are so fucked right now. The Executive branch is run by a crazy man and his band of incompetent sycophants. Congress is run by the party of fascists, christian nationalists, racists, and cowards. The courts are better, but they can't stop this war. Fucked. Just totally fucked.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 6 April 2026 23:30 (one month ago)

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Some evidence coming out that major Saudi oil facilities were hit and perhaps badly damaged by Iranian missiles. Really hard to quantify this but we could be looking at a historically significant strike here.

All from a country whose offensive capability was wiped out days ago.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 01:41 (one month ago)

Yeah, oddly that there's lots of video online (Twitter link) but no word from the NY Times, etc.

Come On, (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 02:07 (one month ago)

Donald Trump said he was “not at all” concerned about committing possible war crimes as he again threatened to destroy Iran’s bridges and power plants if Tehran does not meet his Tuesday 8pm ET deadline to reopen the strait of Hormuz.

“I’m not worried about it,” the US president said. “You know what’s a war crime? Having a nuclear weapon.”

*scream*

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 03:37 (one month ago)

Saudi Arabia’s air defences intercepted and destroyed at least 18 drones over the past few hours, the Saudi ministry of defence said on X.

Earlier, Saudi air defences intercepted and destroyed seven ballistic missiles targeting the eastern region of the country, with debris falling in the area of some energy facilities, the defence ministry said. Crews are still assessing damages.

It is unclear who is responsible for either the drones or the missiles.

US command are too slow

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 06:24 (one month ago)

Get the Islamic Republic on the job.

BREAKING: @Google’s new deal to power their data centers with fracked gas in Texas would emit 4.5 million tons of CO2 per year, more than that of the entire city of San Francisco.

Google previously pledged to be carbon neutral by 2030.

This is a code red for our planet. 🚨 pic.twitter.com/Lk3cgVIg91

— Oil PAC Tracker (@TrackOilPACs) April 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 06:33 (one month ago)

U.S. General Caine on the rescue mission:

"Every Iranian who had a small gun was shooting at us."

Thought Iranians were begging for freedom.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 06:43 (one month ago)

Looking at the attacks on Saudi over night and the below bit of analysis from Babak Vahdad (just some analyst posting on twitter)..

Whereas many of us here are disturbed or concerned or angry and doomy about the future the ppl actually under attack think they can get at the US. It's basically what China did with critical minerals in the tariff negotiations except an entire region and it's oil is potentially under threat.

My personal assessment of the Islamabad process.
- From the public signals filtering out of Islamabad and other mediating capitals, one core problem is becoming clear-and it risks derailing the entire process.
- There is a fundamental mismatch in how the parties read reality.
- Tehran appears convinced that Washington is trying to extract through diplomacy what it failed to achieve on the battlefield: capitulation.
After more than a month of war, Iranian decision-makers seem to believe they hold strategic advantages, despite absorbing tactical losses.
- From that vantage point, the current diplomatic track looks like the continuation of pre-war pressure tactics, when Trump treated talks as a tool to impose (as read by Teheran) maximalist demands.
- Crucially, from Tehran’s perspective, the regional diplomatic initiative itself was not Iranian-driven but emerged following US pressure and outreach-further reinforcing the perception that Washington, not Tehran, is seeking a way out.
- In Tehran’s reading, little has changed: the US (and Israel) are still pushing for zero enrichment and missile constraints, effectively a form of surrender. That remains entirely unacceptable given the costs Iran has already paid and the response it has mounted.
- More importantly, Iranian officials do not seem to view Washington as genuinely seeking dialogue. Instead, they calculate that continued resistance-military, economic, and psychological-can inflict real damage on Trump politically, especially by putting pressure on global energy flows through the Strait of Hormuz.
- Even the increasingly aggressive rhetoric coming out of Washington is interpreted in Tehran not as deterrence, but as frustration and weakness.
- In other words, as long as both sides interpret the post-war balance through completely different prisms, even meaningful dialogue-not just agreement-will remain out of reach.
#Iran #Iranwar

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 07:13 (one month ago)

*IRAN THREATENS "COMPLETE AND UTTER ANNIHILATION" OF OPENAI'S $30BN STARGATE DATA CENTER IN ABU DHABI pic.twitter.com/XezlryrLWn

— Investing.com (@Investingcom) April 5, 2026



I think about at least three quarters of the world are pro-Butlerian Jihad and would cheer this on.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 08:30 (one month ago)

"Every Iranian who had a small gun was shooting at us."

Guns provided by Trump so he said.

nashwan, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 09:10 (one month ago)

al-jazeera:

Trump’s latest threat to Iran: ‘A whole civilisation will die tonight'

The US President has issued yet another threat to Iran as his deadline to open the Strait of Hormuz looms.

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again”, he begins, in a post on his Truth Social platform.

“I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen”, he continued.

“WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”.

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:23 (one month ago)

i find this rhetoric troubling

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:23 (one month ago)

It's not quite cricket I agree.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:29 (one month ago)

(I start to make the jerk-off motion, but hand stops, trembling) uh

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:35 (one month ago)

I want to hear how many of those Pahlavi supporters who parading about in the world's media are supportive of the destruction of Iranian civilization.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:35 (one month ago)

US-Israeli strikes have hit the key Iranian oil export terminal of Kharg island, media reported Tuesday.

“The American-Zionist enemy has carried out several attacks on Kharg island, and several explosions have been heard there,” Iran’s Mehr news agency reported.

According to an X post by journalist Barak Ravid of the news site Axios, citing a US official, the US carried out “strikes on military targets” on the island located off Iran’s western coast.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:42 (one month ago)

Bridges, railways and highways also hit already.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:44 (one month ago)

Is this not a threat to launch a nuclear strike against Iran? I can't believe we are here.

Alba, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:46 (one month ago)

good morning!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:48 (one month ago)

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again”

The fuck? I don't even know what to say about that. Except, the fuck?

It's kind of hard to contemplate the scale of the disaster of this administration already, much less what will be left by 2028.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:48 (one month ago)

Yeah…. I can see him not wanting to send soldiers in because if they get hurt he would look bad which is all he cares about.

The idiots who voted for him will have no problem with him nuking Iran.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:50 (one month ago)

I really don’t have words for how much worse this term has been than I even feared. It’s clear Congress has abandoned us, off on vacation, while this happens. So I’m not sure what we can even do anymore. I left more messages with my reps and got the same canned responses… maybe another No Kings protest in June will finally do the trick?

Just feel so hopeless now and that there just really isn’t anyone trying to prevent this entirely preventable disaster.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 12:53 (one month ago)

Trying to understand the self-destructiveness of the force behind him I keep coming back to things like the Southern cities that closed their public pools rather than integrate them. It's this kind of dark animating American spirit that we've never successfully contained much less defused, this dominionist mentality that would literally rather nobody have anything than have to coexist and share with people they've convinced themselves are subhuman. The drive to refuse other people's humanity, as a primary principle.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:02 (one month ago)

Under the US system, a US president has sole authority to order a nuclear launch. To do so he would summon a security conference call of the National Military Command Center, which would typically involve top officials such as the defence secretary, the armed forces commander, but it would depend who was available at short notice.

A military aide who is always close to the president would open the “nuclear football”, a briefcase containing nuclear strike options as well as the codes to confirm his presidential authority.

The only way to stop the order would be for those in the chain of command to deem it illegal.

In January 2021, the then chair of the joint chiefs of staff, Gen Mark Milley, was so concerned about Trump’s volatility that he reportedly told his senior officers to make sure he was involved in any nuclear decision.

Jeffrey Lewis, a nuclear weapons expert and professor at the Middlebury Institute of International Studies at Monterey, said Trump had previously shown respect for the devastating consequences of nuclear use, but he added: “I don’t know how strong that respect is when he is losing the war and his mind at the same time.”

In a 2018 book, The 2020 Commission Report on the North Korean Nuclear Attacks Against the United States, Lewis sketched out a scenario in which Trump started a war through misjudgment.

At one point in the book, the military aide carrying the “nuclear football” tries to stop the president getting his hands on it and is disciplined for his actions.

Asked what confidence he had that someone in the chain of command now would intervene to stop Trump, Lewis simply replied: “None.”

“He has consistently purged the military of anybody who he thinks would stand up to him or resist him,” he said

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:07 (one month ago)

We'll find out but Trump has always barked a lot, lot more. It will probably be strikes on civilian infrastructure tonight, and should Iran keep going then it may go to nukes.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:09 (one month ago)

Members of the Iranian Jewish community inspect what is left of their synagogue in Tehran after Israel bombed it. On Passover... pic.twitter.com/UO775jygfm

— Trita Parsi (@tparsi) April 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:11 (one month ago)

I get that this is only so much gum flapping by Trump but…where do you go from there?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:34 (one month ago)

Military coup.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:35 (one month ago)

A nuclear strike on Iran would be a catastrophic war crime, but it wouldn't murder 90 million Iranian people and likely wouldn't destroy their deeply embedded underground military assets, so it wouldn't even be regime ending - never mind civilisation ending. And the response would likely guarantee a level of destruction in Israel not seen yet and all oil/gas infrastructure/water desalination plants/data centres etc would be annihilated in the Gulf monarchies. Apparently nuclear attacks on Iran have been wargamed and the conclusion was it would not topple the regime. Maybe this is just copium, but I don't believe it will happen. I pray it won't happen as well though.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:35 (one month ago)

I guess the best-case scenario is that he announces "they blinked" without reaching an actual deal and pushes it back to whoever the negotiators are. But it's hard to see how we get to that scenario.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:35 (one month ago)

xxp I should have been clearer—Trump keeps ratcheting up the rhetoric when things go badly. After threatening to end their civilization, what could his next threat be, ending all life on earth?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:37 (one month ago)

I also basically can't believe we'd order a nuclear strike, but Trump's done a lot of things I didn't believe he would do so it can't be ruled out. And hell, if he does it once ... it's kind of like your first murder, I guess. The rest become easier, and the penalties don't go up.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:38 (one month ago)

He may not be bluffing.

There have been no significant protests against this war in the US, just this 'No Kings' rubbish. Congress is silent. Just a complete failure in the US, and in the West.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:38 (one month ago)

sorry our protests haven't met your specifications

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:42 (one month ago)

On a long enough time scale, there would always be another use of nuclear weapons.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:44 (one month ago)

I've definitely noticed he's gotten a lot more bloodthirsty after he got away with those boat murders

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:45 (one month ago)

Israel's got away with Gaza, so why not?

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:47 (one month ago)

Yeah, Gaza looms ever larger as a template.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:47 (one month ago)

yep plus 25 years (well way more than that obvs) of dehumanizing Muslim/Middle Eastern lives. that the US nuked Japan after years of racist propaganda seems significant

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:50 (one month ago)

it would probably guarantee the end of Israel. The genocidal death-cult lunatics in charge might not even care at this point.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:51 (one month ago)

Template for many of our futures xxp

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:51 (one month ago)

check out this NPR headline from 2007: "Jesting, McCain Sings: 'Bomb, Bomb, Bomb' Iran"

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:52 (one month ago)

It's just brain warping to think we are here listening to a senile old man threaten genocide of an entire civilization all because he's trying to distract from people knowing more about the kids he's raped.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:08 (one month ago)

It's not "all because."

He genuinely wants to destroy people, come on.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:10 (one month ago)

finally, the response we've long wanted.

Chuck Schumer

This is an extremely sick person.

Each Republican who refuses to join us in voting against this wanton war of choice owns every consequence of whatever the hell this is.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:10 (one month ago)

both things are true

I 100% believe this started as a way to move the news cycle away from Epstein. I never really bought the 'distraction' narrative in the past but in this case...definitely

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:12 (one month ago)

My lord lol.

absolutely no bars holy shit 😂 pic.twitter.com/wuMulU8gEN

— Abier (@abierkhatib) April 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:15 (one month ago)

it would probably guarantee the end of Israel. The genocidal death-cult lunatics in charge might not even care at this point.

Aren’t one or more dudes in Bibi’s cabinet Messianic Jews? If so, maybe they think this is what will bring him in?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:15 (one month ago)

Like table, explaining Trump as a psych case study doesn't interest me. I objected to "all" in "all because" b/c many things are true or nothing is true about him. Venezuela and killing sovereign citizens in boats got him hard.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:16 (one month ago)

both things are true

I 100% believe this started as a way to move the news cycle away from Epstein. I never really bought the 'distraction' narrative in the past but in this case...definitely

Trump in his Twitter days was constantly saying Obama would start a war to distract America from Obama’s perceived failures.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:18 (one month ago)

Megyn Kelly: "Trump could drop a nuke and I'd still vote Republican”

https://bsky.app/profile/headquartersnews.bsky.social/post/3mivuj4d7e32o

They are grooming their cult to accept this outcome

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:19 (one month ago)

Venezuela and killing sovereign citizens in boats got him hard.

Yes, he loves domination in all forms. He loves to make people he posits as enemies suffer. He can't know he's winning if other people aren't losing in some visceral sense. More significantly I think, he represents a political movement that also loves domination, that perceives itself in a constant battle to either dominate or be dominated. A lot of things just come down to that.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:20 (one month ago)

Again, this is what the "supremacy" part of white supremacy or any kind of supremacy looks like.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:20 (one month ago)

U.S. General Caine on the rescue mission:

"Every Iranian who had a small gun was shooting at us."

Thought Iranians were begging for freedom.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 2:43 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Clearly they were trying to prove to us how much like Americans they are.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:23 (one month ago)

I mean, fuck. (I just don’t have a lot more to say right now.)

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:23 (one month ago)

^^^^^ on this. Fuck.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:27 (one month ago)

Trying to have a coherent thought about this is def a challenge

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:27 (one month ago)

Israel bombed the Rafie Nia Synagogue in Tehran (one of 30 synagogues in the city).

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:30 (one month ago)

I mean even in the hoped-for scenarios where he doesn't launch a nuclear attack, he's now crossed the line of being willing to implicitly threaten it. So that's now established as a thing he will do. It's basically the nightmare scenario that Cold War kids were brought up to fear, "nukes in the hands of a madman."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:32 (one month ago)

yeah the Greg Stillson world ending character, the crazy bastard with the launch codes!

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:35 (one month ago)

JUST IN - Iran closes all diplomatic and indirect channels of communication with the U.S., suspending the exchange of messages, following Trump’s threat to kill Iran's "whole civilization." — Reuters

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:38 (one month ago)

The master negotiator in action

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:39 (one month ago)

I picked a hell of a decade to quit drinking

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:42 (one month ago)

At this point I just have to pray that the act of reading and inputting nuclear codes is too mentally taxing for the doddering old fool to manage unassisted

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:43 (one month ago)

One note, we were expecting a Pentagon press conference today with defense secretary Pete Hegseth and chairman of the joint chiefs of staff Dan Caine, but that has now been cancelled.

This comes as US-Israeli strikes have hit the key Iranian oil export terminal of Kharg island, according to state media.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:50 (one month ago)

Pete’s been drinking since last night

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:59 (one month ago)

Pete’s been drinking since last night year

fix'd

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:00 (one month ago)

WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight

These are the kind of words used in a teaser promo ad to boost ratings for the season finale cliffhanger. Nuking Iran would result in an avalanche of trouble that would sweep him aside like a leaf in a storm and he knows it would spell the end of his power. He likes staying in power too much. I believe he'll graciously announce he's changed his mind and is willing to spare Iran for another two weeks.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:02 (one month ago)

is anyone actually telling him that though? everybody even remotely tethered to reality has been fired by this administration and Whiskey Pete is even crazier than he is. has the Board of Peace weighed in yet?

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:05 (one month ago)

i mean that would be keeping with his past behavior. i am just so tired and scared, please someone stop this war no one wants

xp

ivy., Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:05 (one month ago)

has the Board of Peace weighed in yet?

Indeed, and arguably Trump's threats infringe the small print conditions attached to the FIFA Peace Prize. Awkward!

lame jokes are all we have left to deal with this

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:16 (one month ago)

kind of Trump to not destroy the world the same night as the Men’s basketball championship

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:18 (one month ago)

Trying to have a coherent thought about this is def a challenge

^^^

Sending love to everyone.

jmm, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:30 (one month ago)

He threatened "fire and fury" or whatever on North Korea and nothing happened. (I get circumstances are different). That's all I got.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:31 (one month ago)

How about coming round for cup of tea in Congress, Mr President?

The ultimate goal is to crush the Iranian regime. Weakening their ballistic missile, terror, and nuclear programs are essential for the safety of our nation.

But the clock is ticking. The Trump Administration needs to come before Congress and present clear objectives, and brief… pic.twitter.com/whcoTHP9Kg

— Rep Josh Gottheimer (@RepJoshG) April 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:32 (one month ago)

Should note that any member of the House can force a vote on impeachment -- and Jeffries as minority leader can do it w/out waiting the two days.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:42 (one month ago)

spoiler alert: he won't

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:44 (one month ago)

not sure how i feel about being 30,000 feet up in international airspace at 8pm ET

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:44 (one month ago)

Is the deadline 8 or 12? Has he said both? I hate him so fucking much

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 15:54 (one month ago)

it’s 8 eastern/paciifc, 7 central/mountain. tune in for the exciting conclusion!

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:18 (one month ago)

it is disorienting to go through the day, working, preparing for a (normal, music) event tonight, just kind of assuming that a character too satirical for dr. strangelove won't end up dropping nuclear bombs tonight.

the bizarre distance between the first and last words of his "truth":

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again...God Bless the Great People of Iran!”.

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 16:34 (one month ago)

There have been no significant protests against this war in the US, just this 'No Kings' rubbish. Congress is silent. Just a complete failure in the US, and in the West.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 9:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

Man gtfo with this horseshit. You don't have a fucking clue what's going on here

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:04 (one month ago)

BREAKING: UK warship HMS Dragon has been forced to withdraw in order to be repaired at port after experiencing issues with its fresh water supplies

the UK version of *laundry fire* seems to coincide with reports that Hezbollah attacked what they assumed was an Israeli navy ship on Sunday.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:17 (one month ago)

Russia and China veto UN resolution on taking action to reopen strait of Hormuz
Russia and China earlier vetoed an already watered down draft resolution at the UN Security Council to reopen and protect the strait of Hormuz.

Eleven representatives voted in favour, while Russia and China voted against, and two (Pakistan and Colombia) abstained.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:31 (one month ago)

Israel’s Channel 13 has set up a countdown clock in anticipation of Trump's deadline to wipe out Iran’s “civilization.” pic.twitter.com/xcKxze8ajX

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) April 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:38 (one month ago)

wow that is vile

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:46 (one month ago)

from the guardian, another example of minimizing what is obviously a threat to commit genocide

In a widely condemned statement (which many agree could amount to war crimes if carried out), Trump earlier threatened that “a whole civilization will die tonight” if Iran – a nation of 90 million people - does not accept his demand to reopen the strait of Hormuz.

many agree that it could!

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:47 (one month ago)

(other than the largest protest in US history) no significant protests have taken place

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:47 (one month ago)

^^

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:48 (one month ago)

I AM THE DESTROYER OF ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS and also a pretty good property developer, especially resorts and ballrooms

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:51 (one month ago)

which many agree could amount to war crimes if carried out

lol

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:53 (one month ago)

xxxp

It was Professor Marandani of Tehran University who the other day was saying the only differences between what kind of *news* is pumped out by a so called esteemed liberal broadsheet like The Guardian and Fox News, is just superficial stylistic differences. They both are reactionary liars and scumbags and they both shill for Empire.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:55 (one month ago)

they're all bad, but this is also up at the Guardian:

Will bombing Iran back to the ‘stone ages’ achieve any war objectives?

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:56 (one month ago)

(xp lol)

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 17:56 (one month ago)

H.Res.939 - Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States for high crimes and misdemeanors.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:03 (one month ago)

this is what happens when you don't give me a Nobel peace prize

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will,” Trump posted on Tuesday morning.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:04 (one month ago)

Wall Street is taking this pretty seriously: it's down 0.40% today lol. Armageddon suitably priced in.

Alba, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:16 (one month ago)

The Dow, that is.

Alba, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:16 (one month ago)

Buy the dip!

https://media.forgecdn.net/attachments/1474/728/apocalypse-city-keyart-jpeg.jpeg

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:19 (one month ago)

"BREAKING: The price of Brent crude oil just hit an all-time high of $144.46 a barrel."

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:20 (one month ago)

didn’t know Brent made oil

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:23 (one month ago)

FWIW: Tucker Carlson calls Trump strategy ‘vile on every level’ and Marjorie Taylor Greene joins Democrats’ calls to remove president using 25th amendment

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:24 (one month ago)

This comment has me pretty spooked right now wrt the nuclear option

Anecdotal meaningless thing: a family friend has a son in military intelligence and his wife is in the military. She was recently was deployed to the middle east. Late last night the family friend was sending out texts about how she found out something and she can’t talk about it but she’s freaking out. This person never hesitates to overshare, so now it’s freaking me out. And it’s probably nothing, or unrelated to war. Things are feeling panicky.

It feels like sitting on a powder keg. This would be the stupidest start to a world war.

― Cow_Art, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 6:00 PM (one week ago)

octobeard, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:33 (one month ago)

she found the lost Ark!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:35 (one month ago)

since that was from a week ago, I'd think it was most likely related to the "rescue mission"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:37 (one month ago)

(I mean, I'm still freaked, but...)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:37 (one month ago)

I hope you're right.

octobeard, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

same

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

The maddening thing about this idiotic deadline is that the whole world has to play by Trump's clock, just waiting to see what's going to happen. It's exactly the shit that he loves, and we have no choice but to pay attention.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:48 (one month ago)

yeah there's the reality show/gamification element that frightening but also fucking annoying

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:51 (one month ago)

Iran have already cut communication. They aren't playing, if reports are correct.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:53 (one month ago)

Yeah, they cut communication as soon as he said he was going to destroy their civilization. Which, fair enough. What is there to talk about after that?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:56 (one month ago)

He's still going to claim they came to him on their knees.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 18:58 (one month ago)

So, stupid question here, but where would a nuke likely be launched from? How much damage would today’s weapons inflict? In my mind, when I read “nuke” I imagine the huge missiles like the one that appeared in the kitchen in Weird Science.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:02 (one month ago)

best getting vapourised rather than surviving as seen in Threads (1984)

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:05 (one month ago)

well I've heard talk of 'tactical nukes' which both Russia & the U.S. possess - a kinder, gentler nuke than the big ICBMs which are launched from silos in the U.S.
I think they're dropped from bombers, just like the WWII originals

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:06 (one month ago)

let's never forget the people that voluntarily voted for this fucker, the people that voted him into office... a pox on their households

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:08 (one month ago)

Hey, they had no way of knowing

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:10 (one month ago)

"tactical nukes" = just the toy ones used on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, famously not that bad kind of nukes.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:10 (one month ago)

sounds like somebody doesn’t like decisive leadership

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:11 (one month ago)

We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

JD Vance next to Victor Orban on the stage at some election campaign event in Hungary today, Orban says:

"Europe is heading towards one of the worst energy crises of all times.

If we do not take measures on time, we are going to see a shortage of energy, oil, and gas.".

Here's a clue, Victor. One of the guys responsible for this oncoming multi-faceted giganto continent killing meteorite of crises is stood right fucking next to you!

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

"So, stupid question here, but where would a nuke likely be launched from?"

Might be launched from our fascist island.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

Dropped by an Amazon drone

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:14 (one month ago)

Here's a clue, Victor. One of the guys responsible for this oncoming multi-faceted giganto continent killing meteorite of crises is stood right fucking next to you!

we're so fucked that jd vance stands as one of the only people in trump's inner circle that didn't think this was a great idea

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:15 (one month ago)

sounds like he doesn't mind too much if the war's effects on energy supplies can push Europe toward fascism

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:17 (one month ago)

I think Hegseth/Miller are the main Rasputins now, Vance is a low-level admin assistant at this point

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:18 (one month ago)

it's the bright side, for jd and tucker

xp

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:19 (one month ago)

haven't heard much from the Houthis in Yemen.. they're probably just waiting for the word from Tehran

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:29 (one month ago)

Ansar Allah* closing the Bab al-Mandeb Strait (as they did before) after Iran blows up lots of Saudi bridges could be the next steps up the escalation ladder for the IRGC.

*I'm using the woke politically correct term here, because apparently "The Houthis" is derogatory, lol.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:37 (one month ago)

ahh okay good to know

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 19:52 (one month ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/Jn17gXNn/IMG-1444.jpg

Obviously this is fucked all round but who the hell are the 10% saying they "somewhat" disapprove of a threat to kill a whole civilisation never to be brought back again?

Alba, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:02 (one month ago)

*cough* racists *cough*

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:04 (one month ago)

Yeah but why not just approve of it?

Alba, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:06 (one month ago)

They approve of the intent but find the articulation uncouth

I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

God, that might be it.

Alba, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

Only 'leader' who has spoken against this in Europe has been...the pope

pic.twitter.com/c9loSqGIUp

— AFP News Agency (@AFP) April 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

xxxxpost 46% of the population somewhere between "Kill 'Em All" and "Seems a bit rash."

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

https://www.declassifieduk.org/the-inside-story-of-how-america-sent-nuclear-weapons-to-britain/

American nuclear weapons with three times the power of the Hiroshima bomb were transported to England last week, new evidence suggests.

The arsenal is under the control of president Donald Trump and could be used without British approval.

If any nukes are launched from the UK this should be the last straw for all US bases. If there is a world left after this then nothing less that 100% de-Yankification is the only way forward.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:09 (one month ago)

When Putin was threatening Ukraine there were loud noises around sanctions and the like.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:10 (one month ago)

is Vance an actual roman catholic? Or is he, like, in some Russell Brand-ish sect that thinks the pope is the antichrist

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:11 (one month ago)

xp
oh ffs Zelensky is fully in support of illegal wars and war crimes and Zionism these days. In between bouts of coke-snorting and acting like a corrupt out-of-control warlord.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:13 (one month ago)

take a drink (Calzino mentions Zelensky and cocaine)

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:14 (one month ago)

In between bouts of coke-snorting and acting like a corrupt out-of-control warlord.

sounds like me in my condo complex

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:14 (one month ago)

wouldn’t Zelensky be thinner if he was on coke

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:15 (one month ago)

I wonder how many screenplays Zelensky has written.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:15 (one month ago)

wouldn’t Zelensky be thinner if he was on coke

― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, April 7, 2026 9:15 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

yes but he's also addicted to pierogi

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:17 (one month ago)

Kyiv is apparently the 3rd biggest buyer of luxury Bentley sports cars in continental Europe. So you know, credit where it is due. The Rotten corrupt Kyiv regime don't spend all their ill gotten billions on coke!

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:20 (one month ago)

there is also buying out their kids from the draft system whilst the working classes get bled dry

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

https://www.declassifieduk.org/the-inside-story-of-how-america-sent-nuclear-weapons-to-britain🕸/

_American nuclear weapons with three times the power of the Hiroshima bomb were transported to England last week, new evidence suggests.

The arsenal is under the control of president Donald Trump and could be used without British approval._

If any nukes are launched from the UK this should be the last straw for all US bases. If there is a world left after this then nothing less that 100% de-Yankification is the only way forward.

this story is from july last year fwiw

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:22 (one month ago)

Has Iran considered disarming and conceding territory to us? It’s very impolite of them to fight back an invasion

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:22 (one month ago)

xp

does that mean the nuclear weapons are not there anymore?

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)

xp Tehran gonna owe us a shitload of oil for reparations

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:25 (one month ago)

is Vance an actual roman catholic? Or is he, like, in some Russell Brand-ish sect that thinks the pope is the antichrist

those people are still Catholics, IMO they should all be ex-communicated

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:28 (one month ago)

the only good catholics are cafeteria catholics like me who never go to church

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:29 (one month ago)

does that mean the nuclear weapons are not there anymore?

no idea - just thought it was worth making it clearer that a story which mentioned nukes being moved ‘last week’ is actually months old

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:29 (one month ago)

lol yeah pretending that the way that was posted doesn’t make it seem more ominous is insulting

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:30 (one month ago)

the account I got it from was reposting that piece from last year because it has become quite relevant to what's happening now. sigh

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:33 (one month ago)

oh ffs Zelensky is fully in support of illegal wars

"Alexa, please define 'fully'"

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:35 (one month ago)

is Vance an actual roman catholic?

He's a convert, Vance is a seriously Ulster Proddy surname btw.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

xp

Offering material and diplomatic support to the illegal war and war crimes committed against Iran by US/Israel. And also supporting the continuing genocides against Lebanon and Gaza. Your hero.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:38 (one month ago)

idk there's at least one illegal war that he's on the record as being against. i'm not gonna name it but youve definitively heard of it, one of the famous ones.

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:39 (one month ago)

you've halfway to having the a very appropriate poster name.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

I think the Ukrainian help with the drones is probably just pragmatism, they want to appear that they have something to offer rather than just always hat in hand

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

let's look at other historical examples of pragmatism : Hitler and Antonescu

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 20:53 (one month ago)

El ultimatum de Trump está tapando algo importante de hoy: Israel atacó Kashan y afectó el corredor ferroviario Xinjiang–Irán (financiado x la Ruta de la Seda), la alternativa terestre de china para comerciar crudo evitando Ormuz. 1er ataque directo a China en la guerra. pic.twitter.com/1LZgjBlKoe

— Bernabé Malacalza (@bernabemmm) April 7, 2026

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:25 (one month ago)

Israel attacked the Xinjang Iran railway in Kashan. Basically an attack on China infrastructure.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:30 (one month ago)

BREAKING: British military personnel evacuated and future military operations canceled in Iraq, due to a "risk to life" for British troops - i paper

— Faytuks Network (@FaytuksNetwork) April 7, 2026



I'm amazed there were still Brits in Iraq. Is there even any Americans left there

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:39 (one month ago)

I guess the largest U.S. embassy in the world is in Iraq

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:40 (one month ago)

all US citizens were told to leave Iraq last week. Is there anyone in the embassy?

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:50 (one month ago)

So the speculation is that the White House wrote this for Sharif to post.

https://i.ibb.co/v49qTzqb/Pakistan-PM-message.jpg

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:54 (one month ago)

lol I just said as much in the doomsday thread, the “two weeks”was the tell

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:57 (one month ago)

so it's just Trump doing fake negotiations with himself again... ffs

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:00 (one month ago)

For context, apparently the first version with the DRAFT note at the top went out, then got deleted and replaced with the second one.

Amateur hour all around.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:02 (one month ago)

would almost welcome the burning second sun airburst of nuclear annihilation than more of this shit. At least now I can get back to worrying about the great depression and food and medicine crisis that is in the post.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:04 (one month ago)

lmao he's delaying it for "two weeks", yet again, at the request of Pakistan, though many are saying the White House wrote the request themselves as a way to save face

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:36 (one month ago)

Oh thank god.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:40 (one month ago)

I believe he'll graciously announce he's changed his mind and is willing to spare Iran for another two weeks.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, April 7, 2026 8:02 AM (seven hours ago)

Well, at least I got something right today.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:42 (one month ago)

NYT:

Trump said he agreed to the proposal by Pakistan, which calls for a two-week cease-fire and the immediate opening of the Strait of Hormuz. Over the next two weeks, Trump said that the United States will work on finalizing an agreement with Iran.

“The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East,” he wrote on social media. “We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:42 (one month ago)

legit impressed, Aimless xp

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:42 (one month ago)

So did Iran actually agree to open the strait? That's not clear. And the 10-point plan is the one they proposed yesterday that led Trump to threaten to destroy the civilization.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:43 (one month ago)

‪Nick Brumfield‬
✧@nickjbrumfi✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 4m
Wait for what Iran has to say. They've been saying no temporary ceasefire this entire time because they don't want to get caught in a situation where Israel keeps bombing them and they can't shoot back.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:43 (one month ago)

the “two weeks”was the tell

I’m going to add “strongly and powerfully” to the list of obvious tells.

epistantophus, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:45 (one month ago)

Trump said that the agreement was “subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz,” meaning that Iran has not yet agreed to conditions. In the past, Iran has insisted it would only open the Strait in return for a complete peace agreement, guaranteeing no further attacks by the U.S. and Israel, but not a cease-fire.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:50 (one month ago)

Wait so the attack is not cancelled?

treeship., Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:53 (one month ago)

Also NYT:

Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:53 (one month ago)

taco tuesday

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:54 (one month ago)

"This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7hGMMIyfE

jmm, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:59 (one month ago)

Xp attack cancelled long enough for everyone to get their next round of poly market bets in.

Ed, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:00 (one month ago)

I bet Polymarket doesn't even allow bets on "two weeks," it's such a foregone conclusion.

wipes chooser (unperson), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:12 (one month ago)

It’s ever hilarious to me that Trump demands a ceasefire and the opening of the strait which we would have had without interruption except for these two psychotic countries

omar little, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:16 (one month ago)

what am I supposed to watch at 8 tonight then?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:16 (one month ago)

The Strait is open... if you want it to be

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:19 (one month ago)

the strait is open biddiebyebye

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:25 (one month ago)

WASHINGTON — The CIA used a futuristic new tool called “Ghost Murmur” to find and rescue the second American airman who was shot down in southern Iran, The Post has learned.

The secret technology uses long-range quantum magnetometry to find the electromagnetic fingerprint of a human heartbeat and pairs the data with artificial intelligence software to isolate the signature from background noise, two sources close to the breakthrough said.

they're just writing Babylon 5 fanfic at this point

encino morricone (majorairbro), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:26 (one month ago)

the sad thing is it gave him havana syndrome

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:28 (one month ago)

Ghost Murmur

early WuTang DJ

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:31 (one month ago)

they turned his heart into a face

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:33 (one month ago)

So is Trump claiming this in his list of wars he's ended yet? (He figured out the easiest way to do that is to be the one who starts them.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:43 (one month ago)

and what if Iran just says buzz off and continues to shoot missiles in the Strait? then what?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:50 (one month ago)

Israeli official to KAN on the ceasefire: “We were surprised by Trump’s decision.

“We received updates at the last moments when everything already seemed finalised.

“We are bound by the ceasefire.”

https://bsky.app/profile/chadbourn.bsky.social/post/3miwwphctus2g

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:54 (one month ago)

Israel is not exactly well-known for respecting ceasefires

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:55 (one month ago)

“We are bound by the ceasefire... now we can focus on demolishing Lebanon.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:56 (one month ago)

lebanon is part of the ceasefire

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 23:57 (one month ago)

well

Despite the 2024 ceasefire, the Israeli military has been launching near-daily attacks in Lebanon, which have killed hundreds of people.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:00 (one month ago)

im not sure what your point is

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

Oh, this is unbelievable. The edit history on this tweet shows that Pakistan Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif originally copied and pasted everything he was sent, including:

"*Draft - Pakistan's PM Message on X*"

Now, obviously, Sharif's own staff don't call him "Pakistan's PM,"… https://t.co/q0ls8pK0qd pic.twitter.com/lm2vSEElkb

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) April 7, 2026

flopson, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

im not sure what your point is

Just that Israel is happy to sign ceasefire agreements, and then immediately break them. It'll be interesting to see if the U.S. State Dept has the leverage to stop them from doing the same this time

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:04 (one month ago)

... and if Iran has the leverage over Hezbollah to stop them from lobbing missiles at Tel Aviv

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:06 (one month ago)

TACO? Not according to the NYT: "It was a classic example of Mr. Trump’s chaotic, high-pressure negotiating style, where he creates a crisis and then uses his leverage to strike a deal."

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:07 (one month ago)

another win, another war averted

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:13 (one month ago)

jfc nyt

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:13 (one month ago)

Just the worst

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:14 (one month ago)

then uses his leverage to strike a deal

I don't see any 'deal' at all

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:17 (one month ago)

It's really incredible that journalists are still taking Trump's insane bullshit and trying to retrospectively make sense of it.

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:19 (one month ago)

A nuclear war narrowly averted by the fact that it was never going to happen in the first place

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:30 (one month ago)

the new reality in the straits is that iran will decide who passes and who doesn’t and they’re working on a fee system with tiers of favoured nations. this ceasefire is one step closer to locking that in. if israel stops attacking hezbollah then in those two ways iran comes out of this with more than they went into it with. and i can’t imagine any enduring agreement that would limit iran’s ability to refine uranium for the purposes of energy generation but i guess we’ll see

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:32 (one month ago)

horrible but thank fuck there is a ceasefire

dream mummy (map), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:33 (one month ago)

interesting detail from before the ceasefire

Former Major General Randy Manner tells Nicolle Wallace that he has second-hand information that the U.S. Central Command is saying no to targets suggested by Pete Hegseth.
Manner says he doubt there will be an attack tonight, which Trump is promoting in war-crime terms.

https://✧✧✧.thre✧✧✧.c✧✧✧@da✧✧✧.he✧✧✧.wri✧✧✧/post/DW2A2z0ijW1

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:33 (one month ago)

hmm interesting detail from before the ceasefire

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:35 (one month ago)

bluesky link that contains the threads link https://bsky.app/profile/validosius.bsky.social/post/3miww6gvx4s2i

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:35 (one month ago)

WASHINGTON — The CIA used a futuristic new tool called “Ghost Murmur” to find and rescue the second American airman who was shot down in southern Iran, The Post has learned.

The secret technology uses long-range quantum magnetometry to find the electromagnetic fingerprint of a human heartbeat and pairs the data with artificial intelligence software to isolate the signature from background noise, two sources close to the breakthrough said.

they're just writing Babylon 5 fanfic at this point

sounds like something from the audiophile snake oil thread

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:39 (one month ago)

I can’t believe a guy is going on the liberal cable news channel covering for the military.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:42 (one month ago)

re: lagoon's link

‪Dread Pirate Sex Badger‬
✧@badgerc✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 1h
If CENTCOM told Hegseth to kick rocks his time is very short.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:43 (one month ago)

I can’t believe a guy is going on the liberal cable news channel covering for the military.

― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, April 7, 2026 8:42 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

how do you know this

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:44 (one month ago)

Ghost Murmur? They stole the title of the Ghostface/REM mash-up tape I made back in 2003.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:44 (one month ago)

The war crimes factory said “sir have you no decency sir.”

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:47 (one month ago)

are you receiving direct transmissions

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:48 (one month ago)

You’re credulously posting about the General doing it, I dunno.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:50 (one month ago)

what part about it was credulous

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:51 (one month ago)

“interesting detail from before the ceasefire”

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:55 (one month ago)

ive credulously believed that the clip was interesting, when really its what boring

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 00:57 (one month ago)

Yes, because it’s bullshit.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:04 (one month ago)

not sure that really follows tbf

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:05 (one month ago)

it could be bullshit. i don't have a good read on what exactly happened yet.

treeship., Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:30 (one month ago)

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/8/iran-says-talks-with-us-will-begin-in-pakistans-islamabad-on-friday

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:32 (one month ago)

From the AP:

Israel is still attacking Iran, says military official

The official who spoke on condition of anonymity in line with regulations, said early Wednesday morning that Israel was still attacking Iran.

Moments earlier, the White House said Israel had agreed to the terms of the two-week US-Iran ceasefire agreement.

Iran also kept up fire on Israel.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:38 (one month ago)

gauging the Ceasefire on the metric of Zionist meltdowns it has caused, it could be a sign that something actually substantive and potentially transformative for the Middle East could be happening here.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 03:49 (one month ago)

Israel really really doesn't wanna stop bombing.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 03:52 (one month ago)

And fwiw I'm very cognizant of the antisemitism lurking in a lot of online comments (not here) about Israel's role in all of this, it is real, but this war is going to be pinned on Netanyahu and it should be. And Trump too, obviously.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 03:55 (one month ago)

I have seen suggestions that China through Pakistan channels might be offering security guarantees to Iran going beyond the two weeks scale of the ceasefire. it might be bollocks it's just commentary and conjecture and there is a lot of excitable posting about at the moment. But if true that would be a huge paradigm shift into the multipolar world, for real.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 04:03 (one month ago)

A full China-Iran alliance would be interesting for sure. And with the U.S. rampaging around like this, China's security guarantees would be valuable to a lot of countries. We're making them the good cop lol.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 04:16 (one month ago)

NEW: Senior Trump administration officials tell Israel that the US will firmly insist on the removal of Iran's nuclear material, no uranium enrichment, and elimination of the ballistic missile threat in the upcoming two-week negotiations, per Channel 12.

These positions are the…

— The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) April 8, 2026

best ceasefire ever already hitting snags!

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 04:17 (one month ago)

In re China and Iran, this article from a few weeks ago looks at the various strategic objectives and options of both countries — https://thediplomat.com/2026/03/the-china-iran-partnership-and-the-limits-of-beijings-non-interference-alliance-model/. It also suggests that China is feeling the need for some stronger alliances beyond just trade.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 04:25 (one month ago)

lots of funny memes on Oman doing the rounds. Basically their spoils from doing absolutely nothing warlike at all is a lucrative cut from the toll Iran is charging every tanker through the strait. A sort of moral fable. They have still suffered casualties and infrastructure damage in the war, so fair dos really.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 07:59 (one month ago)

This is what the US opposition are doing, from an Iranian who lives in America, has family there etc.

Democrats, having spent 5 weeks doing nothing but silently go along with Trump’s barbaric war, are now complaining that he chickened out. They are going on cable news and lamenting the fact that Trump didn’t commit a genocide tonight. Deeply deeply unserious people. Scum, even.

— kev joon (@never_oppressed) April 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:11 (one month ago)

On the other side seeing people close to Trump saying this is 'appeasement with Nazis' so still think we are on course for a disaster.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:13 (one month ago)

But for now, Iranians like the above are happy and I am v happy for them.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:17 (one month ago)

That’s what gets me about this dumb “taco” thing. Basically calling trump a pussy for not doing all his threatened war crimes

unclear apocalypse (wins), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:21 (one month ago)

OTM.

Interesting bits of repercussion:

"U.S.-South Korea Relations Are at Breaking Point:

“What good is the U.S. security guarantee against China when the United States cannot even handle a middle power such as Iran? What was the point of suffering through China’s economic retaliation to deploy THAAD in the name of upholding the U.S.-South Korea alliance when the United States makes a mockery of that suffering by unilaterally pulling THAAD to a different corner of the world? What good is a guarantor that asks you to spend your resources to cover the liability it created?”"

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:28 (one month ago)

White House director of Comms screaming at Owen Jones lol

You have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about you loser. Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of because you clearly can’t read. https://t.co/IGnKmA0s1X

— Steven Cheung (@StevenCheung47) April 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:30 (one month ago)

xp

also, if the polling on the opposition Kuomintang party in Taiwan starts improving, there could be reunification on the cards in 2028

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:34 (one month ago)

Vance is doing some positioning.

🚨Scoop: An official from one of the mediating countries tells me that the 11th hour deal between US and Iran came together after the involvement of two unlikely actors: Vice President J.D. Vance and China 👀 Vance was looped in late Tuesday and China helped get Iran on board

— Farnoush Amiri (@FarnoushAmiri) April 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:47 (one month ago)

without doubt the most Vance person

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:49 (one month ago)

Found this quite incisive, but I can't copy translations.

قراءة سريعة حول ما جرى: بلغ العدوان الأميركي الإسرائيلي على إيران ذروته بعد قصف حقل بارس. بعد تلك الضربة، كان الواقع العسكري هو المراوحة. قالت إسرائيل، عبر محلليها العسكريين، إنها أنهت القدرة العسكرية الإيرانية، وإنها أغارت حتى مرتين وثلاثًا على الهدف نفسه، لذلك توجّهت بعد ذلك…

— Qassem S Qassem (@QassemsQassem) April 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 08:55 (one month ago)

also, if the polling on the opposition Kuomintang party in Taiwan starts improving, there could be reunification on the cards in 2028

― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Need further analysis of China's role in this whole thing.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 09:36 (one month ago)

the population might get bored of being a paranoid defense state and having annoying civil defense alarm drills, national service etc... is it worth it just be western aligned? Especially when the West is so decadent and fucked - who wants to be hitched to the Titanic? But also yeah China might put some military or economic threats towards them, or just barrage them with propaganda and soft power, which is much less hassle.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 09:49 (one month ago)

iran seems to be saying the only agreement they’ll accept is one where israel and the US promise never to bomb them again (provided Iran keeps its side of the deal) but i haven’t seen anyone explain how that’s enforced. a security guarantee from China seems uh really dangerous

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 10:31 (one month ago)

also, if the polling on the opposition Kuomintang party in Taiwan starts improving, there could be reunification on the cards in 2028

― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

im thinking the usa might go full juche as soon as next year too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 11:19 (one month ago)

That’s what gets me about this dumb “taco” thing. Basically calling trump a pussy for not doing all his threatened war crimes

― unclear apocalypse (wins), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 4:21 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yes, thank you. I just found out what this stands for yesterday, and it seems like the wrong message to be sending.

jmm, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 11:41 (one month ago)

The trouble with using Reddit as a source of news is the dorks who comprise most of its userbase

imago, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 11:48 (one month ago)

I’m scared Hegsworth is going to tell Trump what TACO means and then we’re well and truly fucked

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 11:50 (one month ago)

That’s what gets me about this dumb “taco” thing. Basically calling trump a pussy for not doing all his threatened war crimes

― unclear apocalypse (wins), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 4:21 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i nearly made this exact post last night! wtf is wrong with people

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:28 (one month ago)

so israel appears to be continuing to bomb the fuck out of beirut and south lebanon

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:28 (one month ago)

I agree it's a dumb word and Ive never uses it but I interpret "taco" to mean that Trump nearly always chickens out of his most apocalyptic threats. There's no sense that he should’ve kept his word.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:33 (one month ago)

*used

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:33 (one month ago)

Like trying to be allies with a gremlin. The fucks are going to do whatever they want.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:34 (one month ago)

Some Democrats are effectively deploying "taco" for not nuking Iran, whereas yesterday they were calling for Trump to be impeached. Dead politics.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:51 (one month ago)

you'd think someone who rage-posts at 3am would possibly know what TACO means but he probably only reads his own posts. But must have some lackey monitoring social media for him and must know what TACO means, it's a Wall Street invention isn't it? to make allowances for market disruptions if he carries through with threats. If TACO is enough to break his confidence probably best off not telling him about Iran's 130+ foreign diplomacy accounts all high follower accounts ripping into Trump for being dumb, being a loser, being barely literate, getting strategically beaten, being a paedophile, being a rapist etc etc.. the first time in history a concerted shitposting campaign being successfully deployed to the field to win the propaganda war.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:54 (one month ago)

Are there Democrats on record who wanted Trump to nuke Iran?

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:55 (one month ago)

Not directly, but they are accusing him of just accepting this ten point plan, not being tough enough with the Islamic Republic etc.

Twelve hours ago we were all staring at a nuke being deployed.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:58 (one month ago)

xp Iran’s effortlessly beating us in the social media field, another area where Trump is supposed to be dominant but not really

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 12:58 (one month ago)

I follow so many of those Iran accounts I'm probably on an Mi6 watchlist!

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:00 (one month ago)

irans posts were pretty cringe too governments out there owning each other online what are we even doing people

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:02 (one month ago)

some of them accounts were not cringe at all, they were quite hard-hitting and funny. Probably young online diplomat office staff.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:04 (one month ago)

to each their own i suppose

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:05 (one month ago)

Oh to be young again xp

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:05 (one month ago)

Not directly, but they are accusing him of just accepting this ten point plan, not being tough enough with the Islamic Republic etc.

Are they? Not saying nobody is, but I haven't seen that. I think the TACO thing is dumb myself, but the central point of it is that Trump is full of shit, always bluffing, has no idea what he's doing, etc. It's not, "We wanted him to nuke them actually."

I do think a lot of people are making the mistake of taking the 10-point plan as "the deal." It was described as a foundation for talks, alongside the U.S.'s own plan, which has a lot of stuff that's the direct opposite of Iran's plan. The actual "deal" if we get one hasn't been worked out year.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:06 (one month ago)

yet, not year. Hopefully won't be a year.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:07 (one month ago)

I am not going to push the point but otm tipsy. When I've heard taco at rallies it's in the context of Trump as bully.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:09 (one month ago)

I agree it's a dumb word and Ive never uses it but I interpret "taco" to mean that Trump nearly always chickens out of his most apocalyptic threats. There's no sense that he should’ve kept his word.


tnaco

unclear apocalypse (wins), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:17 (one month ago)

Hopefully won't be a year

Two weeks, surely

cinematic hobo hip-hop rock ‘n’ roll blues-jazz soul-review (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:17 (one month ago)

i know i used the bad word here yesterday but yes i assumed that it was broadly understood as "it is foolish to believe a liar", not "i wish he'd killed everyone"

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:19 (one month ago)

Heartening to know trump never follows thru on his bluster otherwise we might see foreign leaders kidnapped and murdered, hundreds of ppl murdered, who knows what else

The language of “chicken out” is just ill considered, using it as a rallying cry is incredibly fucking stupid

unclear apocalypse (wins), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:19 (one month ago)

just looking up and apparently first use of TACO was in a May 2025 FT opinion piece in response to the first wave of "Liberation Day" Trump tariffs pantomime.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:22 (one month ago)

jfc i was happy there wasnt a nuclear war yesterday, everybody calm tf down

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:23 (one month ago)

interested to know who these Democrats are who are lamenting lack of genocide/nukes

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:26 (one month ago)

"Are they? Not saying nobody is, but I haven't seen that."

US Senator Chris Murphy says Trump's war on Iran ended in total surrender granting Iran control over the Strait of Hormuz.

Follow: https://t.co/LWoNSpkJSh pic.twitter.com/N89rAJE3qO

— Press TV 🔻 (@PressTV) April 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:27 (one month ago)

“some of them accounts were not cringe at all, “

Iran govt propagandists are the new Gravel Teens.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:28 (one month ago)

xp

where's the clip of Murphy saying we should have nuked Iran?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:30 (one month ago)

That's the logic. Well he didn't follow through on his threats, now he's surrendered, what a catastrophe for the world.

It's incoherent. Maybe encourage a resolution between this lunatic and Iran and make this ceasefire permanent?

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:32 (one month ago)

I'm with wins, it's quite simply grotesque if you live outside the US. I can see how Dems might want to put the idea out into the world that the US wasn't really on the verge of nuking and/or genociding a country that posed zero threat to them, which the US attacked without the slightest provocation, and the public explanation was "we want your oil." But everyone else saw it for what it was: a clear threat of annihilation from a country decadent and decrepit enough to elect Donald Trump, which has been carrying out war crimes and other attacks on sovereignty all over the globe

Meanwhile Israel appears to be expanding their war on Lebanon today, so once again the US is at best utterly useless to reign in their equally deranged partner in atrocities

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:32 (one month ago)

xp

it seems like he's saying that going into this war was a disaster from the beginning which left us in a worse position than when we started

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:34 (one month ago)

Yeah I hear Murphy's point as "this is a dumb war that has actually strengthened Iran." Not, "this is a good war and we should do more."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:35 (one month ago)

I don't agree with your reading. He wants ongoing sanctions, choking people that led to protests and the regime's repression that led to thousands dying. Murphy is as much of a ghoul as Trump xp

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:37 (one month ago)

I can see how Dems might want to put the idea out into the world that the US wasn't really on the verge of nuking and/or genociding a country that posed zero threat to them

― obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 9:32 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imho theyre just in denial, the stupidest man in the world is revealing their whole world view to be nothing more than booboo and they just cant deal

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:40 (one month ago)

yeah all the "this is not who we are" rhetoric is so laughable now

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:46 (one month ago)

they followed all the rules this isnt supposed to happen

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:48 (one month ago)

xyzzz, Chris Murphy's been one of the most vocal critics of Trump on the Iran farrago; he said it was stupid from the beginning.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:50 (one month ago)

But now he's saying we could've done it better if we did it

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:51 (one month ago)

On the Lebanon bombing.

Beyond parody: the IDF is calling its massive strikes in Lebanon in defiance of the ceasefire “Operation Eternal Darkness” https://t.co/xkZARGfkGG

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) April 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:51 (one month ago)

Obviously Iran carries on blocking the Straits of Hormuz until Israel stops murdering people in Lebanon, right? What does the US do then?

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:52 (one month ago)

Murphy's one of the more progressive members of Congress — a low bar, but still — and has been against the war from the start. He's one of the people who's been bringing the war powers resolution, trying to stop Trump. If your point is that default U.S. foreign policy in both parties is a fairly aggressive stance toward Iran, yes, sure. But to pretend that Chris Murphy thinks we're not doing enough war is just counter to everything he's actually said and done. He's been calling for it to end since the start, and has said Congress should 100 percent not fund the request for $200 billion in new war money.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:52 (one month ago)

Fine, but that clip is a disgrace.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:53 (one month ago)

Obviously Iran carries on blocking the Straits of Hormuz until Israel stops murdering people in Lebanon, right? What does the US do then?

― Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 9:52 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

pretend its not happening

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:57 (one month ago)

otm, why stop now

If your point is that default U.S. foreign policy in both parties is a fairly aggressive stance toward Iran

yeah Iran was America's #1 threat according to Kamala Harris iirc

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 13:59 (one month ago)

(xp) What, pretend the Strait's still open?

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:00 (one month ago)

yeah as long as they can

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:03 (one month ago)

I am a little confused— I watched the clip that xyzzz posted and honestly it sounds pretty gross and imperialistic, but then again I am some sort of rare breed of Yank that believes the US shouldn’t have any say in what any other countries do, period.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:03 (one month ago)

murphy is kind of an interesting character hes smart enough to see the shift from neoliberalism to a more populist dem politics happening and may even agree with some of it but fundamentally is really of the old guard, im sure this is a kind of guy well see more and more of as the party tries to move just enough left so that the grass roots doesnt throw them out on their asses

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:03 (one month ago)

yeah as long as they can

And pretend oil prices are at $80 a barrel?

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:05 (one month ago)

you just say itll take a minute to get everything sorted

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:06 (one month ago)

honestly this all feels so flimsy — esp considering in Zionist Israel fire cease you is involved — maybe it's not worth gaming out anything beyond the day

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:07 (one month ago)

xxp

just simply issue $200 notes that only worth $80 that's how you cleverly maintain dollar hegemony!

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:09 (one month ago)

I agree with table and xyzzzz about that clip though, please spare me the moral fulminations of any US pols complaining about bad actors having too much global power

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:09 (one month ago)

murphy is kind of an interesting character hes smart enough to see the shift from neoliberalism to a more populist dem politics happening and may even agree with some of it but fundamentally is really of the old guard

I think that's right. He's of the Obama "I don't believe in stupid wars" ilk.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:09 (one month ago)

Spokesperson for the National Security and Foreign Policy Committee of the Iranian Parliament:

In response to the brutal Zionist aggression against Lebanon, navigation in the Strait of Hormuz must be immediately halted, and a strong and decisive blow must be dealt to prevent this rogue entity and cancerous tumor from destabilizing the region.
The Lebanese have made sacrifices for us, and we should not abandon them for a moment.
Either a ceasefire on all fronts, or no ceasefire at all

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:10 (one month ago)

Reports of around 150 people killed so far in Beirut

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:11 (one month ago)

Murphy’s making the rounds on the tv shows while Schumer and Jeffries are less visible. A house Dem was going to bring up a resolution forcing a vote on the war earlier and delayed it till mid to late April. Jeffries wants to be seen as the opposition without taking harder steps ( a vote they could lose).

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:12 (one month ago)

I just watched the Murphy clip -- I need a shower, gross.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:13 (one month ago)

All told, 10 percent or more of the world’s oil supply has been turned off.

NY Times re current situation

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:13 (one month ago)

we need to get that sweet crude flowing again baby

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:14 (one month ago)

wonder what itd take for the usa to get israel to cooperate with the ceasefire

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:15 (one month ago)

doesnt seem like they consulted them about the ceasefire

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:17 (one month ago)

xp Trump will give them two weeks to finish up

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:18 (one month ago)

IMO the Dem message should be "Look at this lying dummy who got us into a war for no reason" rather than "What a coward. He didn't even get the oil he told us he was going to get."

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:19 (one month ago)

dems too technocratic brained to care about anything besides success or failure

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:20 (one month ago)

Yeah, they should pressure Trump to end this and get the oil prices down for the American consumer or some such garbage.

If Murphy is some sort of Democrat left then it would follow that the majority of the party always wanted confrontation with Iran.

Sooner or later this war would've happened, no matter who was in charge.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:29 (one month ago)

“Iran’s decision to block the Hormuz pushed Trump off balance, and he never recovered,” Bregman said. “Future historians will regard this Iranian decision as the turning point in the war.”

According to some observers, Israel’s conduct during the war has also served to strengthen the Iranian government. Some centres of opposition, such as Tehran’s Sharif University, which had been a focal point of antigovernment protests in January, have been destroyed in Israeli attacks. Donald Trump’s 11th-hour threat to wipe out Iranian civilisation also allowed the Iranian government to beam out rallying images of citizens forming human chains around critical infrastructure.

“Please understand, I despise the Iranian regime; it’s murderous,” Cassif told Al Jazeera on Wednesday. “But we [Hadash] had warned from second number one that we didn’t have the right, or the ability, to change it. Instead, we’ve strengthened the support for that regime at the expense of the opposition,” he said of reports of the surge in support for the Iranian government in the face of US and Israeli attacks.

From Al Jazeera

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:31 (one month ago)

If Murphy is some sort of Democrat left then it would follow that the majority of the party always wanted confrontation with Iran.

Sooner or later this war would've happened, no matter who was in charge.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 10:29 AM (twenty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

even though they wouldve loved to do regime change in iran i think they understood that a war would be a disaster which is why it never happened over the last 50 years, it took someone like trump who was willing to totally ignore everything and just go for it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:34 (one month ago)

xp huh. bombing schools, universities, hospitals, girls volleyball teams, bridges, and so on maybe not the best advertisement for the sweet fruit of western democracy?? has anyone thought of this before

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:34 (one month ago)

yeah fuck the Democrats but they wouldn't have done *this* -- death-grip sanctions sure. The Obama nuclear deal wasn't that long ago you know

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:35 (one month ago)

xps idk, the way Biden was pushing this Israel cancer on the middle east and destroying international law in the process tells me they were starting to warm up

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:37 (one month ago)

smoking the good stuff on this thread i see

a (waterface), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:41 (one month ago)

Iranian navy threatens ships in strait of Hormuz without permission
The Iranian navy threatened ships attempting to pass through the strait of Hormuz without Tehran’s permission with destruction, adding that transit through the waterway remained shut, according to several shipping sources.

“Any vessel trying to travel into the sea ... will be targeted and destroyed...” the message said.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:43 (one month ago)

Yeah the Dem default position on a lot of foreign policy stuff is still neolib/neocon — more than the GOP, really, although as Trump’s demonstrating you don’t have to be neocon to commit imperial crimes. It’s a combination of the legacy in the party of Cold War hawks and the Clinton/Obama era “pragmatism” wherein they believe they have to be sufficiently tough to not be painted as hippie peaceniks by the right. As in other areas, there is no coherent foreign policy in the party beyond a sort of Republican lite.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:46 (one month ago)

tbf its not just the dems who didnt go to war with iran the republicans also didnt before trump, obvs im not saying anything original here but american empire had a good thing going with its diplomats military electeds and private sector all working together and trump is totally wrecking it, the usa didnt go to war with iran before now for the simple reason that it wasnt in their best interest

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:48 (one month ago)

(I think they SHOULD be hippie peaceniks and would also be more popular if they were)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:49 (one month ago)

xp And not going to war because it’s not in your best interest is not the most moral reason to not go to war, but at least it’s still not going to war.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:51 (one month ago)

even under the "terms" of the ceasefire all straits traffic has to be approved by iran iirc

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:54 (one month ago)

Keep in mind that the line coming from the Trump admin and Republicans is we won a glorious victory, totally obliterated Iran, they capitulated and gave us everything we ever wanted and a pony too.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 14:57 (one month ago)

They begged us for a ceasefire.

Hive Guys Burgers & Flies (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:00 (one month ago)

No, I will not fucking credit Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:01 (one month ago)

Hegseth was out there hitting cellys this morning. I’m sure Iran loved that

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:02 (one month ago)

hitting mickey’s big mouths

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:04 (one month ago)

Keep in mind that the line coming from the Trump admin and Republicans is we won a glorious victory, totally obliterated Iran, they capitulated and gave us everything we ever wanted and a pony too.

will be hard to maintain when gas is heading to $5 a gallon

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:05 (one month ago)

Carl Quintanilla

Well this is going to be awkward.

‪FinTwitter‬
✧@fintwit✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY KAROLINE LEAVITT TELLS ME LEBANON IS NOT PART OF THE CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT WITH IRAN

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:14 (one month ago)

Right, back in your nuclear bunkers, folks.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:18 (one month ago)

one of our weirdest guys

lol for real

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:19 (one month ago)

xp that's right

Trump said in-person peace talks with Iran will happen “very soon,” likely in Pakistan.

He noted JD Vance may skip the meeting due to “a question of safety, security.”

Trump added, “We’ll have Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, JD — maybe JD, I don’t know.”

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:28 (one month ago)

BREAKING: Iran says it will withdraw from the US ceasefire agreement if Israel continues to violate it by attacking Lebanon.

Source: Iran’s Tasnim news agency

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:30 (one month ago)

Too right.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:30 (one month ago)

Who would have though Iran would end up as the hippie peaceniks?

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:33 (one month ago)

xp that's right

_Trump said in-person peace talks with Iran will happen “very soon,” likely in Pakistan.

He noted JD Vance may skip the meeting due to “a question of safety, security.”

Trump added, “We’ll have Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, JD — maybe JD, I don’t know.”_

lol how about some dudes who aren’t owned by the Saudis and Gulf states?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:34 (one month ago)

and also not dumb as rocks

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:35 (one month ago)

sending yr son in law over to bang out this peace deal

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:38 (one month ago)

"Lebanon not included in ceasefire deal, says Trump
Lebanon is not part of the two-week ceasefire deal, US president Donald Trump has told the media.

Speaking on the phone with PBS News Hour’s Liz Landers, Trump is reported to have said the Israel-Lebanon conflict is a “separate skirmish”, adding:

Yeah, they Lebanon were not included in the deal.

He added:

Because of Hezbollah. They were not included in the deal. That’ll get taken care of too. It’s alright."

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:40 (one month ago)

As expected.

https://i.ibb.co/Qvt8fr1M/Screenshot-2026-04-08-at-11-52-12-AM.png

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:53 (one month ago)

Oh sorry, for those w/o images on, it's just a headline saying, "Trump says he's considering 'joint venture' with Iran for Strait of Hormuz tolls."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:53 (one month ago)

america and iran going into the toll business together would be some seriously absurd shit

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:57 (one month ago)

Tolls are the kind of thing Trump can get his head around. It's like going to New Jersey.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:58 (one month ago)

I read this as Trump (not America) and Iran, he's expecting that money to go right into his pocket

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:59 (one month ago)

even better

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 15:59 (one month ago)

If anything will get Trump away from Netanyahu it might be driving billions to his ballroom.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:00 (one month ago)

My prediction upthread was that it would fund the "Board of Peace," but maybe it's through some joint venture Jared sets up, whatever.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:01 (one month ago)

I heard a UAE rep on BBC this morning saying they would no way accept any tolls. But who knows how strong a hand they have to play.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:02 (one month ago)

gotta cut em in

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:03 (one month ago)

UAE will do what they are told

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:04 (one month ago)

why exactly would Iran give Trump a cut

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:04 (one month ago)

He can get them chicks

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:05 (one month ago)

so he stops bombing them

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:05 (one month ago)

UAE are joke made up modern-slavery country trying to flex its puny arms. It won't go well for them.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:06 (one month ago)

I really like this solution it's so corrupt, and would make Israel mad.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:06 (one month ago)

There are a bunch of reasons that a Trump-Iran strait deal probably wouldn't happen, but the thing that makes it possible is that it is exactly in line with Trump's actual foreign policy, which is basically a neverending global shakedown.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:10 (one month ago)

yeah its a tariff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:11 (one month ago)

Fuckin Ron Johnson

He continued to signal opposition to any escalation that would involve strikes on civilian infrastructure. Still, he argued that the United States cannot afford to disengage prematurely after initiating military action: “You don’t kick a hornet’s nest and then leave it, you’ve got to snuff it out.”

If you actually kick a hornet's nest, you absolutely gtfo of there as quickly as possible you dipshit.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:15 (one month ago)

kind of insane that the US would negotiate a deal with Iran without any conditions related to Hezbollah and other proxy groups

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:16 (one month ago)

it was reported that lebanon was in the ceasefire agreement now trumps saying its not all that im sure will have to be sorted for a permanent deal to get done

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:19 (one month ago)

Better Things Are Possible‬
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Gonna need one of those websites like Is The Strait Of Hormuz Open dot com

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:21 (one month ago)

New favourite clip from Japanese news just dropped pic.twitter.com/ZzbxPlOT6c

— Daniel Kaihatsu (開発 妥仁得) (@KaihatsuYT) April 8, 2026

A Japanese explainer

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:23 (one month ago)

so he stops bombing them

but would Israel stop bombing them?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:48 (one month ago)

Israel will do what it's told

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:49 (one month ago)

I don’t know how Iran could trust any deal with America since it could be ripoff up unilaterally by the next President

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:50 (one month ago)

ripped up

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 16:50 (one month ago)

so it looks like exactly two ships passed through the strait before Iran closed it again due to Israel violating the ceasefire. good going President Deals

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:08 (one month ago)

Israel will do what it's told

Always a first time for everything I suppose.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:34 (one month ago)

We'll have another "re-open the Fuckin Strait" tweet Truth by 3 pm

Don't ask me for a time zone I'm not Asstradamus

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:37 (one month ago)

xp ofc, there was a ceasefire in Gaza at the inauguration.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:42 (one month ago)

Israel is a US proxy.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:44 (one month ago)

US is an Israel proxy in this context

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 17:56 (one month ago)

Israel is a US proxy.

I'm surprised at this. Usually you are closer to the mark, but this statement comes nowhere close to reflecting their actual relationship.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:02 (one month ago)

what is it? the kompromat they have on Trump?

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:09 (one month ago)

I freely admit to enjoying seeing Ms. Leavitt up a creek:

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3miyuo43jai25

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:11 (one month ago)

Strait jacketed, you could say.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:13 (one month ago)

trump could prob convince israel to abide by the ceasefire who knows how much hed need to lean on them tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:14 (one month ago)

I see the basics are being misunderstood xps

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:14 (one month ago)

just saying theres a ceasefire isnt working

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:14 (one month ago)

xps

i would expect that jared/trump is the one who would profit from a ‘joint venture’ on tolls with iran. iran wouldn’t partner with the united states or trump, nominally, it would instead partner with gulf entities that we magically learn, 3-5 years later, are connected to jared and saudi arabia

just a guess

z_tbd, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:20 (one month ago)

the us and israel are proxies of each other, it depends on the context

imo

z_tbd, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:21 (one month ago)

One reason why Pope Leo may be as (relatively) forthright as he has been could be due to this stunt that they tried to pull (especially comparing vibes in January to that of the previous month):

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:keg556wyu4ly47xqratgwfi6/bafkreidlxehjmsmbr675rovcxjlrvbslsi4tr6y5zbqiqrus3liijjg4cu

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:22 (one month ago)

xyzzzz, your simplistic view of Israel as a proxy whose military and intelligence activities are wholly controlled by the US only holds water if you avoid the complication of providing evidence and just assume it to be true in every case, i.e. if Israel does it, it must be because the US willed it.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:25 (one month ago)

Israel would conceivably do what America told it to, but it would need to be pressured, which America has refused to do for many years.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:25 (one month ago)

lmao these fuckin guys do what we say or well get an anti pope

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:26 (one month ago)

The U.S. will impose tariffs of 50% on “any and all” goods imported to the country from any nation “supplying military weapons to Iran,” President Donald Trump said Wednesday.

Ooohhh, Russia is shaking in the cossack boots

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:33 (one month ago)

U.S. to Vatican: How many divisions does the Pope have?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:36 (one month ago)

Iran's parliament speaker statement.

pic.twitter.com/mA8wlzc0zJ

— محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf (@mb_ghalibaf) April 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:37 (one month ago)

Cites not only Lebanon but two further broken clauses of the ten agreed as a starting point for negotiations.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:38 (one month ago)

I would love an antipope to reign in Orlando from Cinderella Castle.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:39 (one month ago)

Compared to Trump's blathering, Ghalibaf sounds like a Jeffersonian statesman.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

"xyzzzz, your simplistic view of Israel as a proxy whose military"

Israel is not self-sufficient in military manufacture. If you don't get it, you don't.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

I would love an antipope to reign in Orlando from Cinderella Castle.

― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, April 8, 2026 2:39 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

its what we need to unite the nation

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

If you don't get it, you don't.

On this we agree!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

Leavitt is now saying the Strait being re-closed is fake news

Lol this cease fire lasted ten minutes

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:46 (one month ago)

"xyzzzz, your simplistic view of Israel as a proxy whose military"

Israel is not self-sufficient in military manufacture. If you don't get it, you don't.

i get so sick of watching arguments where both people are right, and they try to convince the other that only one thing can be true at a time. this is dogmatic thinking. it’s both. it CAN be both, and it is both. first, evidence for your side, which is true: yes, of course the u.s. has enormous influence on israel’s military and economy:

https://i.ibb.co/tpQyn7N3/Screenshot-2026-04-08-at-1-43-15-PM.png

why is the u.s. a proxy of israel? israel can easily manipulate u.s. politics because there are about 80 million people here who think they have a lead on the apocalypse and how it involves israel and the u.s. as god’s Chosen countries, and a completely unproblematic obsession with judaism by white christian evangelicals. for as long as i’ve been alive, complete full throated, _unconditional_ support for israel has long been a bi-partisan stance. any u.s. politician who stands against it faces the wrath of AIPAC. cori bush was one of the “squad” members, very popular here in STL, and when she dared to mention the ongoing genocide in gaza in 2026, AIPAC swooped in and flooded primary opponent Wesley Bell’s campaign at the last minute with cash. it was a total AIPAC victory. bush is still doing the work and is running again this fall, and she’s going to win (i’m sure AIPAC will oppose her at every step). but it’s not just theoretical, israel has enormous influence over all of u.s. politics in a way that no other country comes close to.

it’s both

z_tbd, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:48 (one month ago)

xxp she said there's been an 'uptick in traffic' probably just some dude partying on his jetski

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:49 (one month ago)

thanks z xp

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 18:50 (one month ago)

Fine z, I think that is too much of a more recent American pol take that doesn't take into account who supported the state's set up, when and how, under a specific set of circumstances.

Like Aimless said I am just happy to disagree and leave it at that, it's all incidental to what the thread is about.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

"Compared to Trump's blathering, Ghalibaf sounds like a Jeffersonian statesman"

Ali Larijani, the Iranian secretary of defence who was assassinated last month was a Kant scholar with a masters in western philosophy and computer science degree and had 3 academic books published on the subject of theoretical and scientific elements of Kant philosophy. Kind of as dissimilar to Hegseth as is possible.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

israel has enormous influence over all of u.s. politics in a way that no other country comes close to.

And the degree to which that influence has been waning - if not curdling into an actual backlash - over the last year or so has been absolutely amazing, close to miraculous.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

^^ yeah this

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:08 (one month ago)

Iran = eloquent Kant scholar secretary of defence, published author

USA = alcoholic wifebeater secretary of war whose main claim to fame is being a Fox news anchor and been able to bench 300lbs

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:09 (one month ago)

saw a clip of him doing kettlebell swings with the troops and his form was awful

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:10 (one month ago)

he can't even deliver on being a very basic and grim macho troglodyte!

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:15 (one month ago)

too busy podcasting prob

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:16 (one month ago)

usa does not have the focus or discipline to bench 300 at this time and lifters are appalled at the slander by association

dream mummy (map), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:21 (one month ago)

must be it

JD Vance: "I think this comes from a legitimate misunderstanding. I think the Iranians thought the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't. We never made that promise, we never indicated that was gonna be the case."

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:42 (one month ago)

translation: There's no way in hell that Israel is ending their massacre, Sorry!

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:44 (one month ago)

yeah idk if that's gonna fly

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:45 (one month ago)

See what happens when we don't use seasoned diplomats!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:46 (one month ago)

They are seasoned… with Crazy Mixed-Up Salt.

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:49 (one month ago)

Gotta get Cam'ron and Jim Jones in there.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:49 (one month ago)

ugh that scripted tweet from Pakistan.. this whole thing is such a shitshow

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:50 (one month ago)

lmao is that Vance statement real? what a clownshow!!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:53 (one month ago)

something like 100+ active duty U.S. service members have begun applying for conscientious objector status... apparently the bombing of the girls school didn't sit well with them

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:54 (one month ago)

extreme lol at JDV omg

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:55 (one month ago)

lmao is that Vance statement real? what a clownshow!!

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 3:53 PM (forty-eight seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

video here for those who would like to see him standing in front of big airplane https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3miz2ahe4es2n

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:55 (one month ago)

we assumed they knew Israel was going to increase the death toll by 150% in 10 minutes and they were cool with it

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:56 (one month ago)

i was on a plane yesterday in Charlotte with two kids shipping out for basic training.. they were stoked. the woman looked about 20, the guy looked about 16

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

regarding the antipope sitch

JD VANCE: With no disrespect to the cardinal, I don't know who Cardinal Christophe Pierre is

REPORTER: He's the ambassador to the Holy Sea and US

VANCE: Okay, I've met him before. Sorry. I just didn't remember the name. I've never seen this reporting. I'd like to talk to him.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3miz2sr6q3c2m

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

something like 100+ active duty U.S. service members have begun applying for conscientious objector status... apparently the bombing of the girls school didn't sit well with them

and there were stories put out that the Shajareh Tayyebeh Elementary School was near a military base (as well as the usual fake friendly fire story when a war atrocity is being committed - very much the IDF house style). It was near a military base from nearly 20 years ago was long since deserted and covered in weeds.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:00 (one month ago)

Breaking News: (TRANSLATED from Iranian outlet) 👇

"Iran is preparing a heavy response to today’s regime attack on Lebanon.

Sardar Mousavi, regarding the Zionist regime’s violation of the ceasefire, wrote:

Attacking the victorious Hezbollah is an attack on Iran. The battlefield is preparing a heavy response to the regime’s savage crimes."

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:25 (one month ago)

Israel now saying that had to go through with Lebanon bombing because it's a real bitch to get it all planned, targets selected, and then just not go through with it.. like blue balls I guess

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:33 (one month ago)

that's what masturbation's for

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:35 (one month ago)

Keep jerkin
keep workin
Knowing you can always count on me
for sure
That's what Bibi's for

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:36 (one month ago)

Pakistan's negotiation team also thought Lebanon was included. It was in their fucking confirmations. You reneged, J Davenport Vance

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

their boners for bombs are insatiable

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:40 (one month ago)

Vance saying the problem is that Ghalibaf's English isn't very good.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:46 (one month ago)

never miss an opportunity for racism

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:48 (one month ago)

I wonder if there will be a little 'tax paid' sticker on each barrel, like cigarette packs

Iran demands $1 per barrel of oil passing through Strait of Hormuz, paid in crypto

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:49 (one month ago)

We're not not not not not including not not Lebanon

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 20:49 (one month ago)

BREAKING: President Trump is considering a plan to "punish" some NATO countries by moving US troops out of countries which he deemed "unhelpful" to the Iran War, per WSJ.

please start with the UK, the de-Yankification of the UK is only about 70 years overdue. Cue Zelenski offering incentives to turn Ukraine into a permanent garrison state for the hated dying school bombing Empire!

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:05 (one month ago)

there's like 90 cents of tax PER GALLON on gas here in CA, sounds pretty reasonable Iran

encino morricone (majorairbro), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:05 (one month ago)

I weirdly follow the NATO instagram account and there's really very little U.S. content anyway.. it's mostly like female ski commandos from Finland and shit like that

the real threat of U.S. withdrawal probably has more to do with local economies where U.S. troops spend money, local supplies purchased, or where European civilians are employed on bases

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:09 (one month ago)

JD Vance: "I think this comes from a legitimate misunderstanding. I think the Iranians thought the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't. We never made that promise, we never indicated that was gonna be the case."

this is fucking hilarious, like, the kids thought we had time to go to Best Buy, but we just didn't.

encino morricone (majorairbro), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

let’s all be cool about this

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

Stupid question for stupid times: wouldn’t they put something like this in writing and maybe sign it?

tobo73, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:19 (one month ago)

could be a cool idea

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:19 (one month ago)

Usually yes but apparently this was all verbal this time

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:27 (one month ago)

rock paper scissors doesn't translate well in Farsi

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:28 (one month ago)

That NATO countries get more out of membership of NATO than the US does is such a myth, it's about time it was challenged and Trump is the man for the job.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:29 (one month ago)

the big question us how do you draft paper documents when dealing with barely literate Epstein class paedophiles? Use PECS maybe?

calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:30 (one month ago)

look I think we can trust Trump as a man of his word

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 22:31 (one month ago)

otm

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 22:43 (one month ago)

Meanwhile Schumer doesn’t worry about the ethics or morality of what Trump has been doing, he just wishes Trump did it better process wise -

.@SenSchumer: "Iran still has its nuclear stockpile. Its nuclear ambitions are still unchecked, if not accelerated…The nations at the world are furious at Trump: the Asians, the Europeans, even the Middle Eastern allies."

On CSPAN

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 23:31 (one month ago)

Meanwhile, on social media, the Strait of Hormuz is being called the Ayatollbooth?

StanM, Thursday, 9 April 2026 08:03 (one month ago)

Thought to post good news for one sec

A New Shock for the West
The two Koreas are moving towards improved relations.

The South Korean president apologized to North Korea for a recent civilian rally, and Pyongyang responded with a gesture of mutual respect. pic.twitter.com/S8u60i80iR

— China pulse 🇨🇳 (@Eng_china5) April 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 08:54 (one month ago)

I thought NK had only just lobbed a ballistic missile in the direction of Japan?

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:00 (one month ago)

Well that's Japan. SK will critically support ;-)

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:07 (one month ago)

https://mouinrabbani.substack.com/p/is-the-war-against-iran-over

Never underestimate the willingness of Americans to be led to disaster by their Israeli proxy. With actors as fanatic, irrational, and hubristic as the US and Israel, anything is possible.

Two issues to look for are Lebanon and Hegseth. Will Washington continue to indulge Israeli aggression against Lebanon, or will it order it to stop in order to wind this crisis down? As for Hegseth, if he is sent back to Rupert Murdoch to drown his sorrows in a succession of bottles, it means the US recognizes it has failed and has sacrificed him as its scapegoat.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:08 (one month ago)

that current Japanese pm is clearly the result of elite class cousin-fucking. She's totally puddled.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:12 (one month ago)

She's weird, clearly on a Thatcher trip, that one..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:17 (one month ago)

there have been lots of well attended Protect Article 9 peace protests in Japan this week.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:19 (one month ago)

xp yeah it's been good to see. Hopefully a movement to decolonise Japan from the great Satan can build on this.

---

The contempt for Muslims is dripping from this cunt. Schumer is such a weak, nothing little speaker too.

.@SenSchumer: "Iran still has its nuclear stockpile. Its nuclear ambitions are still unchecked, if not accelerated…The nations at the world are furious at Trump: the Asians, the Europeans, even the Middle Eastern allies." pic.twitter.com/tjpoFo5LJe

— CSPAN (@cspan) April 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:20 (one month ago)

I think Israel will probably scale back the assault on Lebanon - I certainly hope they do. I think killing 250 people and injuring another 1000 in one day is a psychopathic flourish to remind everyone what they're capable of.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:21 (one month ago)

Belgian foreign minister was nearly killed in Lebanon yesterday.

(EN/FR/NL) I came to Beirut today to show our full support to the Lebanese authorities and to express our deep solidarity with the families affected by the violent conflict opposing Israel to Hezbollah. Just before I was commending President Aoun for offering to open official negotiations with Israel towards a ceasefire, Israel launched, with no previous warning, one of the most massive strikes since the beginning of the hostilities, allegedly causing hundreds of civilian victims. We were at the embassy with my delegation, just a few hundred metres from where the missiles struck. This must stop. The ceasefire between the US, Israel and Iran must include Lebanon!

xp haven't seen anything so far today, and they I doubt they have depleted Hezbollah. All these Zionist animals can do is bomb defenceless people.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:27 (one month ago)

When US vassals sever links with the fading evil empire, the world actually can transform into an objectively more stable and more peaceful place. It could happen in S Korea and Taiwan in the next decade, it's not even a pipedream any more.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:27 (one month ago)

I think Israel will probably scale back the assault on Lebanon - I certainly hope they do. I think killing 250 people and injuring another 1000 in one day is a psychopathic flourish to remind everyone what they're capable of.

On a personal note, my wife has some relatives in Lebanon, her dad (who is in France) has been e-mailing her stories of the devastation wrought on the town he's from. When he last visited some years ago to visit his parent's graves they were no longer there, bombed out by Israeli strikes.

The boiling rage I feel thinking of that can only be a very small fraction of what hundreds of thousands who are more directly connected must be feeling.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 9 April 2026 09:37 (one month ago)

NEW: Iran says its delegation will attend Islamabad peace talks only if Israel halts attacks on Lebanon. Deputy FM tells ITV News any regional peace must include Lebanon and that Iran held back from retaliation last night after US urged Israel to stop strikes. - ITV Interview

— Faytuks Network (@FaytuksNetwork) April 9, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 11:15 (one month ago)

this is all blowing up in israel’s face isn’t it

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 April 2026 11:21 (one month ago)

One would hope so but I'll reserve judgment on that.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 April 2026 11:26 (one month ago)

Pezeshkian: "Our fingers remain on the trigger"

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 12:14 (one month ago)

When US vassals sever links with the fading evil empire, the world actually can transform into an objectively more stable and more peaceful place.

Yeah in the big picture, Trump's go-it-alone fuck-our-allies approach can definitely have salutary effects in terms of the rest of the world saying 'OK, next.'

All these MAGA dipshits on social media crowing that the Iran war shows U.S. dominance — "We can strike anyone anywhere any time, nobody can stop us" — to me just seem so delusional. From any non-U.S. perspective, this has shown the opposite. We can of course drop a lot of bombs any time we want, but we cannot in fact dictate world events that way, except in a negative sense.

I'm curious if anyone has seen good writing or analysis on what a post-Trump post-postwar-consensus U.S. foreign policy could look like. Definitely not hearing a peep about it from our alleged opposition party.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 12:42 (one month ago)

(Although I'm also not banking on the world becoming "an objectively more stable and peaceful place," that's possible but hardly a given.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 12:43 (one month ago)

Good thread from Mouin Rabbani on the nazi-owned app. He thinks the war has been a failure for both Israel and USA. And his final conclusion is what needs to be foregrounded in any analysis of the USIsraeli wars of aggression and expansion:

Mouin Rabbani
@MouinRabbani
·
10h
The larger question is whether there will be a reckoning for Israel and the central role it played in this fiasco. If and when this reckoning arrives, this should start from the premise that it was Israel’s determination to permanently dispossess the Palestinian people that produced this crisis.
Mouin Rabbani
@MouinRabbani
·
10h
The refusal to properly address the question of Palestine, and the assumption that it can be resolved by armed force and slaughter, remains the root cause of the crisis that has now engulfed the entire region and beyond.

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 9 April 2026 13:20 (one month ago)

Here's Rabbani's full text, on his Substack: https://mouinrabbani.substack.com/p/is-the-war-against-iran-over

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 13:40 (one month ago)

S Korea have sent an envoy Iran. It's going to be the rest of the world actually making real deals with Iran while Mr Dealmaker keeps trying to stage fake-deals/diplomatic trickery ... or whatever ... such a loser!

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 13:43 (one month ago)

BREAKING: U.S. oil prices surge back above $100 a barrel amid ceasefire doubts.

"ceasefire doubts" lol

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 13:47 (one month ago)

is there a ceasefire? what are we even doing really?

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2026 13:53 (one month ago)

(Although I'm also not banking on the world becoming "an objectively more stable and peaceful place," that's possible but hardly a given.)

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, April 9, 2026 8:43 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah impossible to know, there is in fact an entire very popular view pax americana that says american hegemony has lead to an era of stability and relative peace with no world wars, kind of a ridiculous idea imho but who really knows what couldve gone different and caused world wars i guess, one thing you can say about a post american dominance is it could get worse, it could also get better it could get different hard to say, it would be nice to have a future with more equality and cooperation less doing unspeakable things

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2026 13:54 (one month ago)

First comment on that Rabbani piece:

You read like a moron libtard

Well, that's him told.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:00 (one month ago)

tough out there

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:00 (one month ago)

it's intolerable for the rest of the world to have a situation where global diplomatic stability and the stability of financial markets is dependant on swing-voters from Minnesota or whatever. That's why I think stripping the dollar of reserve currency hegemony is an important project as well as de-Yankifying Europe.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

xps

This is the kind of informed commentary X.com will bring to your work if you link it there.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

yeah once america proved itself unreliable theres really no point in it being in charge of everything xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:03 (one month ago)

is there a ceasefire? what are we even doing really?

― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Israel have just announced a set of further strikes in Lebanon. Should those go ahead we're back on the war path.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:08 (one month ago)

why are they like this?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:14 (one month ago)

Because the US haven't told them to stop strikes in Lebanon.

They ofc may push for this to fail so they can try and build for bigger military budgets and for a war.

China, as per below, have a growing interest.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/09/who-can-claim-victory-iran-ceasefire-china

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:27 (one month ago)

China's state digital mapping corporations (or whatever they are called) have erased Israel from their maps after the current Gaza genocide started back in 2023. If a dreadful situation needed a world police it was Gaza 2023.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:33 (one month ago)

Kallas will be told to shut up but mildly interesting that even this ghoul has said Israel should stop bombing Beirut.

The EU’s foreign policy chief, Kaja Kallas, has joined a growing number of officials in calling for the US-Iran ceasefire to be extended to Lebanon.

In a post on X, she wrote:

Hezbollah dragged Lebanon into the war, but Israel’s right to defend itself does not justify inflicting such massive destruction.

Israeli strikes killed hundreds last night, making it hard to argue that such heavy-handed actions fall within self-defence.

Israeli actions are putting the U.S.-Iran ceasefire under severe strain. The Iran truce should extend to Lebanon.

Hezbollah must disarm, as it agreed to do. The EU supports Lebanon’s efforts to disarm Hezbollah

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:36 (one month ago)

why are they like this?

because they’re an religious ethno-fascist colonial state that has never faced consequences for provable crimes against humanity, because whenever anyone says anything about it they scream anti-semitism.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 April 2026 14:39 (one month ago)

To quote the old ILX thread title, "Israel to world, suck it".

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 April 2026 15:03 (one month ago)

I saw some grim polling this week that indicated that the Youth of Israel are even more right-wing and pro-apartheid than their parents. There is literally no hope for Israel as a nation state, it's too fucking crazy to survive.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 15:20 (one month ago)

It's a world-historical tragedy. (Of a different kind than the world-historical tragedy of Palestine, obviously)

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 April 2026 15:36 (one month ago)

The Standing Together folks did an antiwar protest in Tel Aviv last Saturday and there was lots of coverage of them getting arrested. Alas they are a minority viewpoint in Israel. I follow their Instagram and saw members of the group speak in DC once

curmudgeon, Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:16 (one month ago)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWwrgjJjuHV/?igsh=MW56enI5ZjhlcmVzMg==

Standing Together IG reel

curmudgeon, Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:40 (one month ago)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWwrgjJjuHV/?igsh=MW56enI5ZjhlcmVzMg==

Standing Together IG reel

curmudgeon, Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:40 (one month ago)

some interesting and maybe surprising photos of Tehran this week

https://apnews.com/photo-gallery/tehran-iran-daily-life-cafe-park-pets-stores-markets-cb249090a6314a53c945430048d0b998

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 17:16 (one month ago)

What im about to type is wack on some levels but idk how you can look at pictures of all these gorgeous people and think ‘yeah let’s waste their civilization/buildings/country.’ White supremacy is just so dull on its face

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 9 April 2026 17:54 (one month ago)

also worth nothing that Iran has the largest Jewish population in the Middle East after Israel

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 17:57 (one month ago)

Israel bombed the Rafieinia Synagogue in Tehran yesterday, which was a stunning building. It barely makes a ripple in UK media, it was a bigger story when some fucking idiots did a hamfisted false flag arson attack on a couple of old ambulances. Imagine the outcry if Iran bombed a major synagogue in a capital city. Just sick-making.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:04 (one month ago)

actually it wasn't one of biggest synagogues in Tehran (there are 30) but no doubt a beloved building to its community, also there some quite precious religious artifacts destroyed, some centuries old torah scrolls. Israel does not give a flying fuck about worldwide Judaism.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:19 (one month ago)

Trump says Netanyahu promised to "be sort of a little more low-key," with regard to operations in Lebanon.

what? just butchering people by the dozen rather than in hundreds.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:27 (one month ago)

yeah the far right in Israel has this whole plan to remake the region and they're not gonna let any touchy-feely peace process get in the way

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:31 (one month ago)

The far right in Israel, i.e. the Israeli government.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

aka almost the whole of Israeli society, which approves of genocide and ethnic cleansing

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:53 (one month ago)

lol

https://i.ibb.co/9mSRgLYX/Screenshot-2026-04-09-150746.png

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2026 19:08 (one month ago)

"Go ahead and make me stop!"

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2026 19:08 (one month ago)

Pakistan having to send out a considerable amount of fighter jet escorts and AWACS to Iran, not because it is joining the war. It's to prevent Israel attempting to assassinate the Iranian (or the even the US by previous standards) delegation for peace talks. This is how dangerous it is, even for high level government officials dealing with rogue states.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 19:14 (one month ago)

update:

“I wish to inform you: There is no ceasefire in Lebanon,” Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told Israelis in a short video address posted on X. He said Israel was “continuing to strike Hezbollah with full force, and we will not stop until we restore your security.”

His comments come shortly after President Trump said he had asked Netanyahu to be “more low-key” in Lebanon, as the US seeks to negotiate with Iran to bring the war to an end.

Netanyahu added that he had instructed his government to “open direct negotiations with Lebanon as soon as possible.” The talks will focus on the disarmament of Hezbollah and the establishment of peaceful relations between Israel and Lebanon, he added.

z_tbd, Thursday, 9 April 2026 19:27 (one month ago)

Netanyahu's criminal trial resumes on Sun. A region-wide ceasefire, incl in Lebanon, would hasten his jailing.

If the U S. wishes to crater its economy by letting Netanyahu kill diplomacy, that would ultimately be its choice. We think that would be dumb but are prepared for it.

— Seyed Abbas Araghchi (@araghchi) April 9, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 19:29 (one month ago)

Amal's thread on Lebanon. The IDF just hasn't achieved much in Lebanon, despite massacre of the civilian population.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/2042316667594613238.html

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 19:35 (one month ago)

"The IDF just hasn't achieved much in Lebanon, despite massacre of the civilian population"

this is the goal

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:04 (one month ago)

which is why Israel is doomed. Which is why the US operations over Iran are locked into a path of certain strategic failure, just as they were in Vietnam. Carpet bombing civilians has never won a war anywhere. Also the IDF can massacre civilians from the sky but are getting smoked by Hezbollah on the ground war.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:11 (one month ago)

IDF turned Gaza into a lunar surface and still are afraid of going in there and facing Hamas on the ground. Even the US won't be able to do that a land mass literally much larger than all of western Europe combined.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:27 (one month ago)

This is well put.

So will April 8 receive as much non-stop global outcry as October 7?

Will it become a litmus test on every mainstream network, where guests are asked, "do you condemn the April 8 massacre?"

Will US politicians hold up pictures of dead Lebanese babies and scream for revenge?

— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) April 9, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2026 20:45 (one month ago)

yes, I keep thinking I need to read Judith Butler's work on grievable lives: https://www.versobooks.com/en-ca/blogs/news/2339-judith-butler-precariousness-and-grievability

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 9 April 2026 21:00 (one month ago)

🚨Keir Starmer sent a MQ-9 Reaper drone over Lebanon for 13 hours yesterday

Departing from RAF Akrotiri, it flew in circles near Baalbek. At same time, Israeli strikes killed 18 people in area

Starmer flew intel flights over Gaza for Israel. Is this part of same arrangement? pic.twitter.com/WShUvyvQ62

— Matt Kennard (@kennardmatt) April 9, 2026

Starmer once said : "Quite a bit of what goes on here can't necessarily be talked about all of the time. We can't necessarily tell the world what you're doing."

To UK military personnel partaking in genocide from the Cyprus base.

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2026 21:14 (one month ago)

dude you are the one who apparently negotiated this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HFfipr1aIAAfyfZ?format=jpg&name=small

frogbs, Thursday, 9 April 2026 21:18 (one month ago)

he wanted to partner with them on that grift, they must've rebuffed

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 April 2026 21:57 (one month ago)

Also, "They better not be"? Don't you know? Don't you have, like, people who can check on this?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 April 2026 22:04 (one month ago)

yes, I keep thinking I need to read Judith Butler's work on grievable lives: https://www.versobooks.com/en-ca/blogs/news/2339-judith-butler-precariousness-and-grievability🕸

Nice of Butler to stop justifying teargassing Cal students and crying alligator tears about how proud the country should be to Elect Obama to pontificate to the rest of us.

(Sorry, I have no patience for Butler, total sociopath, like most academics)

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 April 2026 22:08 (one month ago)

I turned on the 30 for 30 about the USFL tonight. It was made in 2009 but everything said about Trump was remarkably prescient in it.

"He won by intimidation "

At one point he says he "hoped he stayed loyal" about an ex-employee

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2026 22:31 (one month ago)

https://i.ibb.co/C3QBc7vp/Schumer-Onion.jpg

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 10 April 2026 03:40 (one month ago)

lmao took me a second to realize that wasn't a real quote

frogbs, Friday, 10 April 2026 03:47 (one month ago)

Butler, total sociopath, like most academics

Are you exempting yourself as falling among the not-like-most academics? Because I wouldn't place you as a sociopath.

However, part of the mythology of academia is that one has an obligation to abrade purely social or cultural influences from one's scholarly conclusions about society or culture, so what you are perceiving as widespread genuine sociopathy might in some cases be only fronting a faux sociopathy in order to fit in with academic culture.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 April 2026 04:15 (one month ago)

No delegation from Iran has gone to Islamabad for negotiations.

Iran told mediators that if Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire, Iran won't go to Islamabad.

— Arya Yadeghaar (@AryJeay) April 10, 2026

it sounds like reports of an Iranian delegation in transit to Pakistan are just more Trump lies for the markets, he's probably going try another failed invasion - just a more bigly failure this time.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 07:45 (one month ago)

Have seen reports of Israel bombs (though nothing as drastic as April 8th) and Hezbollah rockets.

Ceasefire appears cooked.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 April 2026 07:55 (one month ago)

Starmer once said : "Quite a bit of what goes on here can't necessarily be talked about all of the time. We can't necessarily tell the world what you're doing."

To UK military personnel partaking in genocide from the Cyprus base.

Literally paraphrasing Heinrich Himmler lol

Russia did Epstein, prove me wrong (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 10 April 2026 09:35 (one month ago)

From the foreign exchanges substack:

Saudi state media has revealed the extent of the damage that the war has caused to the kingdom’s oil sector, and it is fairly extensive. In total Saudi oil output has been cut by some 1.3 million barrels per day, most (700,000) due to a late Iranian strike on the East-West Pipeline that carries crude from fields in eastern Saudi Arabia to terminals on the country’s Red Sea coast. Strikes on oil facilities have reduced the kingdom’s total production capacity by some 600,000 barrels per day.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 April 2026 10:11 (one month ago)

some xposts to Aimless- when I use the term “academic,” I am not referring to lecturers, adjuncts, or any contingent faculty.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 10 April 2026 11:19 (one month ago)

The bombing of a synagogue anywhere in the world would normally be big news.

Which news organisations have reported on US-Israeli destruction of Tehran's Rafi-Nia Synagogue on the 7th April? pic.twitter.com/FTK6Yhl0s9

— troovus (@troovus) April 10, 2026

even so called left-wing UK media did no reportage on Israel bombing the Rafieinia Synagogue in Tehran.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 13:40 (one month ago)

The Canary did cover it, not sure about the other ones

Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 April 2026 14:00 (one month ago)

Ah right good for them. The National have been quite good recently so would have expected them to cover it.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 14:06 (one month ago)

BBC Persia though, no they just find allegedly Iranian people who used to work for extremely dodgy as fuck Mossad/CIA cutouts and invent quotes from them about being very happy at the prospect of being liberated by the US dropping nuclear bombs on them. And then deleting the quote when called out on it.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 14:09 (one month ago)

sorry not deleted just re-edited to not sound so utterly insane

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 14:10 (one month ago)

Per Reuters:

IRAN'S PARLIAMENT SPEAKER SAYS CEASEFIRE IN LEBANON, RELEASE OF IRANIAN BLOCKED ASSETS MUST OCCUR BEFORE TALKS

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 April 2026 14:54 (one month ago)

How unreasonable!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2026 15:02 (one month ago)

there were a few usually reliable Iranian accounts posting that the delegation to Pakistan is cancelled, last night. Now it seems clearer that even though there was a PAF escort with AWACS to protect their plane, they were still paranoid about an attempt by Israel to kill them before they can even negotiate.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 15:39 (one month ago)

most paranoid diplomatic mission since Molotov's secret mission to Britain in '42. He was so paranoid that SIS might try and do him in he slept with a sausage and a pistol under his pillow, both of them deadly weapons.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 15:47 (one month ago)

Increasingly less fucks from Pope Leo here:

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hhz6upbmwtgsneuii6hyxxvo/bafkreifo3rbe3ht5knqcg3pjmr6ndn2td7z37qgsebf4gqe3jacjpirmei

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 April 2026 15:48 (one month ago)

🚨🚨BREAKING -- UK arms firms have been caught trying to illegally ship weaponry to Israel through Belgium.

The shipment contained "sensitive military equipment" including "lasers, sights, fire control systems, and parts for fighter jets".

It has now been seized by the Belgian… pic.twitter.com/GvbdKLTWrA

— Declassified UK (@declassifiedUK) April 10, 2026

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 16:04 (one month ago)

wow

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 10 April 2026 16:16 (one month ago)

it's what happens when your governing party has 80 odd MPs who are members of a pro-Israel parliamentary group and almost entirely make up the cabinet. Bunch of amoral corrupt fucks cannot die soon enough.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 16:31 (one month ago)

Acyn

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Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu.

Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran?

Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to President Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2026 17:26 (one month ago)

CHINA HAS INDICATED IT WILL HALT EXPORTS OF SULFURIC ACID FROM MAY

— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) April 10, 2026

This is big. China putting extra pressure on the US now.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 17:37 (one month ago)

China is 35% of global supply .. that big.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 17:44 (one month ago)

How are billionaires going to dispose of corpses?

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 10 April 2026 18:01 (one month ago)

well if you like batteries, food and all sorts of other stuff related to metal processing, then this commodity goes way beyond what Epstein classes use it for in terms of importance for market stability and even fucking civilisation stability. It's use for fertilisers being the most important one obv

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 18:09 (one month ago)

there’s no one smart enough in charge in the US who understands the implication of that

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 April 2026 18:20 (one month ago)

I don't know about currently, but Belgium used to be a huge weapons exporter - the fact that they're seizing UK weapons systems is notable

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

The U.S. has authorized the release of $7 billion dollars in frozen Iranian funds held in Qatari banks.

perhaps something is happening.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 18:57 (one month ago)

Now it’s Donald delivering pallets of cash?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 10 April 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

could this be the worst foreign policy decision in US history, or merely the dumbest?

frogbs, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

he just wants be Obama really, that's his whole psychological makeup laid bare!

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:05 (one month ago)

xp the invasion of Iraq in search of nonexistent WMD was definitely a low point

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:07 (one month ago)

the fact that they're seizing UK weapons systems is notable

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, April 10, 2026 2:43 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I wonder if the same thing would have happened if the UK was still in EU

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 April 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

yeah good point

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:15 (one month ago)

probably has more to do with arcane export/transit laws than any moral stance

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:16 (one month ago)

oh totally

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 April 2026 19:17 (one month ago)

They probably wouldn't have attempted it is my first thought. But the EU is so corrupt and it's leadership elites are so stunningly cowardly, dumb, corrupt and degenerate that they are realistically on a par with MAGA Republicans at this point.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:17 (one month ago)

European leaders like Kaja Kallas, Donald Tusk, that German cunt, von der Leyen - some of the dumbest most. corrupt and dishonest people I have ever seen in politics. How totally dumb and braindead they are as political leaders wouldn't even shock you Americans!

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:23 (one month ago)

sorry I meant it mind even shock you as Americans!

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:25 (one month ago)

Pedro Sanchez has shown some good leadership and then the neo-fash Meloni has jumped onto the bandwagon and also the grasping desperado Macron, but at least there is a bandwagon of some sorts.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 19:36 (one month ago)

Mearsheimer is now a vibes poster

pic.twitter.com/T6Hvum5Au1

— некосаттвачік (@nekosattva_chan) April 10, 2026

xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 April 2026 20:00 (one month ago)

he should make the influencer face

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

I think that is the full range of his faces there!

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2026 20:12 (one month ago)

could this be the worst foreign policy decision in US history, or merely the dumbest?

Dumbest definitely but worst is still probably the entirety of 1946-1990? 90% of the world was primed to love us even as a de facto imperial power and we preferred to kill their leaders and immiserate billions in order to benefit a handful of corporations and their people.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 10 April 2026 21:20 (one month ago)

Vietnam and Iraq certainly rank as much worse (so far) in terms of lives lost and overall destruction. And they were really dumb! But this one has a particular variety of dumb that earns it some kind of special category.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 10 April 2026 21:33 (one month ago)

feel like a very short idiotic attempt that completely backfired is a type of war that was common throughout history but has fallen out of fashion, were bringing back the classics

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2026 21:37 (one month ago)

in this case it's hard to even say it backfired because that implies there were actual goals we were trying to accomplish in the first place

frogbs, Friday, 10 April 2026 21:53 (one month ago)

the goal was for something nice to happen

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2026 21:54 (one month ago)

and to look very strong while making it happen

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 April 2026 21:58 (one month ago)

our strategy was basically this

https://pbfcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2002/05/PBF-An-End-to-Gopher-Trouble.png

frogbs, Friday, 10 April 2026 22:54 (one month ago)

You know...the only reason to be alive is to negotiate and make some deals!

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2026 06:32 (one month ago)

Latest letter.

#Iran’s Delegation in Islamabad: Signaling Strength Before Entering the Room

🔹After a full day of mixed signals, denials, and shifting conditions, the Iranian delegation finally arrived in Islamabad. The delay was part of a deliberate effort to shape the terms under which Iran…

— Hamidreza Azizi (@HamidRezaAz) April 10, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2026 06:53 (one month ago)

Talks about how different these talks are from previous engagements due to size and composition in both sides.

Israel is not engaging and disrupting due to parallel negotiations with the Lebanese government (Amal Saad has called them a 'Vichy' style government)

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2026 06:56 (one month ago)

Rafik Hariri Hospital in Beirut has begun DNA testing on human remains to identify dozens still missing after Wednesday’s massacre.Israeli strikes were so powerful they mangled bodies beyond recognition, with many victims arriving at hospitals in bags. Identification could take… pic.twitter.com/B6ZBnWIPEW

— Nada Maucourant Atallah (@MaucourantNada) April 10, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2026 10:47 (one month ago)

The head of Iran’s delegation, Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, is not a conventional civilian politician. He was part of the generation shaped by the 1979 revolution, joined the IRGC during the Iran–Iraq War, and spent eight years on the front lines. By 21, he was commanding the Nasr Division.

In this video, he recalls the death of his 16-year-old brother, Hassan, a diver in Operation Karbala-4. He chose not to seek a final farewell, knowing many families never recovered the bodies of their loved ones.

There’s a real irony here. The U.S. once had the option of dealing with someone like Javad Zarif, father of two American citizens, someone who spent the entire war years in New York, shaped by Western academia, proudly identifying himself with the Constructivist school of international relations, speaking the same intellectual language Washington understands. A diplomat who tried hard to win America’s trust.

Donald Trump’s short-termism, lack of any coherent strategy, and his instinct to treat global politics like real estate, forced Iran to wake up from the delusion of its pro-western faction.

So now Trump faces a different Iran. Figures like Ghalibaf are not there to build trust or to seek approval. They are there to assert Iran’s rights.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2026 11:04 (one month ago)

it's hard to imagine the shit that survivors of the absolutely hellish Iran/Iraq war have seen. Was listening to Professor Marandi talking about how he nearly died twice during chemical attacks in that war and he mentioned that the chemicals were supplied by Germany, the war sponsored by the US and the UK. They are going to be hardened people. One of the veterans of that war, who was at one point going to replace the murdered Kant scholar professor Kharazi was known as "The Living Martyr" because he was blown up and survived on with one leg. he never got the job but it seemed like it was typical of the kind of hardliner replacements that US and Israel have enabled by assassinating so many of them.

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 11:19 (one month ago)

Ghalibaf also famously flew into Beirut with an Iranian delegation during ongoing bombings in 2024.
He’s a licensed Airbus pilot. https://t.co/3iEL5tI7BQ pic.twitter.com/iShtUz5oDm

— Amir (@AmirAminiMD) April 11, 2026

I can't get over how the Iranian speaker of parliament Bagher Ghalibaf, is also an experienced pilot and has personally flown the Iranian delegates to Islamabad and flew them to Beirut during the last war.

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 11:34 (one month ago)

Israelis must be itching to off that guy.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 April 2026 11:49 (one month ago)

The Americans will be jealous as well, seeing as most of their political elites can barely even spell their own name!

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 11:56 (one month ago)

BREAKING: A US destroyer moving from Fujairah toward the Strait of Hormuz turned back after Iran issued a warning through Pakistani mediators that the vessel would be targeted "within 30 minutes" if it continued, per Iran's Fars News Agency.

Iran said it told mediators talks would also be affected if the ship proceeded.

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 14:18 (one month ago)

funny how that works

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 April 2026 14:31 (one month ago)

the days of gunboat diplomacy are dead, but just give one more try lads, lol

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 15:03 (one month ago)

An Irish man broke into Shannon Airport, and started smashing an American C-130 cargo plane with a hammer.

top bloke.

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 15:09 (one month ago)

Sometimes you don’t need high tech. Happened to a Tornado several years ago. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2838965.stm

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 11 April 2026 15:15 (one month ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2838965.stm

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 11 April 2026 15:16 (one month ago)

Shocking terrorism

the Don King of donking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2026 15:22 (one month ago)

This is unprecedented and outrageous!

The U.S. has sunk so low under the TruNyahu regime that it now feels almost normal for a news outlet to publish a piece openly recommending the assassination of foreign diplomats if negotiations fail.

The U.S. might as well close the… pic.twitter.com/I87tyUAr9l

— Reza Nasri (@RezaNasri1) April 11, 2026

WAPO are utter scum

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 15:33 (one month ago)

i mean the guy wrote book defending war crimes, it’s not that surprising even if it’s reprehensible

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 11 April 2026 15:53 (one month ago)

https://i.ibb.co/Lh8wTf1f/thiessen-marc-600x370.png

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 April 2026 17:23 (one month ago)

calz shld be glad he has limited exposure to the slime Marc Thiessen exudes like a slug trail wherever he slithers

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 April 2026 17:24 (one month ago)

He is the worst. One of my kids played on a team w one of his and I hung w him a bit. Long time ago, before I realized who he was.

tobo73, Saturday, 11 April 2026 17:26 (one month ago)

I love it when ILX steps up with the real life experience

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 11 April 2026 17:27 (one month ago)

I do like his tie.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 April 2026 17:29 (one month ago)

Yeah he's kind of the leading cheerleader for political torture and murder among the "respectable" commentariat (respectable in the sense of having a WaPo column, which precedes even the Bezos era).

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 11 April 2026 17:30 (one month ago)

Above and beyond the horribleness in general, the most unsettling thing about him is realizing...he's also a total music fanatic who sees tons of shows and has a pretty reasonable range of listening for a guy his age?

https://www.dnronline.com/opinion/see-your-music-heroes-before-its-too-late/article_834dd460-93ab-5aa9-b53b-c8ff5948db5e.html

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 April 2026 17:40 (one month ago)

EMERGENCY EYEWASH STATION

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:16 (one month ago)

anyway

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/11/us-iran-talks-on-ending-war-begin-in-pakistan

‪Dr. Marcus H. Johnson‬
✧@marcushjohn✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 3m
If the war ends here on Iranian terms. It will be the most consequential military defeat the US has suffered since the end of WW2. Catastrophic defeat for the US and Israel, who gambled everything. A global recession may still be on the horizon regardless because of their strategic blunders.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:18 (one month ago)

feel like Vietnam or Iraq War 2 might be bigger blunders in terms of lives lost and damage to the invaded country

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:21 (one month ago)

anyway I’m still cheering the end of our empire

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:21 (one month ago)

Korea was framed as a vital war to stop an evil enemy. Vietnam was framed as a vital war to stop an evil enemy. Iraq2 was framed as a vital war to stop an evil enemy. Hell, even the invasion of Grenada was framed as a vital war to stop an evil enemy. In every case the danger to the USA was almost entirely imaginary, just as now with Iran.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:32 (one month ago)

They go by the maxim that the best form of defence is offence. That’s until you have your ass handed back in a body bag.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:35 (one month ago)

xxp
I'm cheering it on as well even though we'll probably end up with a famine and martial law on the streets of the UK because our lame country is so fucking inextricably conjoined to your dying empire!

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:35 (one month ago)

i live in the capital of the dying empire and our local and national economy is so fucked I’ll be eating cat food soon

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:41 (one month ago)

I've been buying big bags of rice since the first week of this war. Because I was ahead of US military intelligence by dint of listening to some bog standard podcasts which all suggested that i/ they would block the strait of hormuz. ii/ They'd go ham on the US gulf bases this time, which they politely held back from doing during the 12 day war.

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:54 (one month ago)

sigh

‪Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول‬
✧@faredalmahl✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 12m
A source close to Iran’s negotiating team says the US is making excessive demands, especially about the Strait of Hormuz, and is trying to gain in talks what it failed to achieve through weeks of war and pressure.

Iran says it will firmly protect its gains.

Source: Fars

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:54 (one month ago)

The US in Trump's parlance are not holding any cards here and need to deal accordingly

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 18:58 (one month ago)

"Mood swings" are being seen on both sides in talks, per Pakistani mediators

maybe there is something to Norman Finkelstein's comment that Kushner looks like he has been on puberty blockers since the age of 15.

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 19:10 (one month ago)

This country’s been steeped in decades of antIran propaganda—they’re fanatics, they’re crazy, they’re not human like us—-big shock to the typical American that Iran is obviously being the rational one

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 19:11 (one month ago)

Trump has probably never had to cope with a negotiation where he has so much incentive to settle and the opposite party has so little. Iran isn't a business that wants to make money off the deal.

My best guess is he will try more bluster and pretense, because he isn't used to his position getting weaker and weaker as he stalls and makes preposterous demands hoping the other guy just makes concessions to get the deal done. The talks will collapse. The straits will stay closed. Trump will loudly blame the Iranians and start bombing civilian targets. Israel's government will be delighted. Trump's political support will continue to erode, including in Congress. Money and armaments will be thrown into the bonfire at a rapid rate. The public will seethe with discontent.

It's going to take Trump a while yet to abandon his usual pony show of cheap negotiating tricks. The Iranians have read his book, so they know what to expect.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 April 2026 19:14 (one month ago)

it completely shows our lack of seriousness that we sent fucking Jared

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 19:14 (one month ago)

As long as the UAE is not in Islamabad, JD Vance and the Islamic regime in Iran will fail in Pakistan. The UAE does not, and will not, accept the Islamic regime in Iran controlling access to the Strait of Hormuz, nor possessing nuclear weapons, ballistic missiles, drones, or any…

— Amjad Taha أمجد طه (@amjadt25) April 11, 2026

There has been some crazy, angry, butthurt posting from UAE accounts. Come on now made-up modern slavery monarchies, you can't blame Iran because everything you bet on was fragile and illusionary.

calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2026 19:31 (one month ago)

xp and Witkoff and Vance

nashwan, Saturday, 11 April 2026 20:23 (one month ago)

There is no-one serious to send.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 April 2026 20:27 (one month ago)

trump sounds fuckin pissed lol. “we killed all their leaders. we’ll open the strait. we’ll see what happens. i don’t care.”

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 April 2026 20:55 (one month ago)

what if he just walks away, let everyone else figure out how to open up the hormuz

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2026 21:02 (one month ago)

that’s what he wanted to do last week! he was mumbling that the EU should handle it now he was outta there

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

I broke, no you have to fix it

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 21:18 (one month ago)

now you

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 21:18 (one month ago)

would be a classic trump move

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2026 21:26 (one month ago)

I still think the smartest/strongest possible move would be for the Iranians to simply say, "No negotiations. Strait stays closed to you and your allies. We will negotiate with your successor." He would absolutely lose his shit.

wipes chooser (unperson), Saturday, 11 April 2026 21:30 (one month ago)

It may come to that!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 April 2026 22:08 (one month ago)

Pretty much the only card the tyrant’s goons have is not even their card it that Pakistan and Saudi signed a defence pact last year an Pakistan is using the pause in hostilities to move military hardware to Saudi.

Pakistan have a big incentive not to get dragged into a regional war. Hence the talks, Saudi are there too so presumably Jared’s handlers are there.

Not sure that the peace brokered by a murderous military dictatorship and a murderous monarchy between a murderous clotheless emperor and a murderous theocracy is going to be the route to a happy and peaceful world.

(And hey, I read the first couple of chapters of the first Jack Beaumont novel in which the ISI torture a family to death, so I’m full of the joys today.)

Ed, Saturday, 11 April 2026 22:10 (one month ago)

0D chess

“Regardless of what happens, we win,” Trump said. “Whether we make a deal or not, makes no difference to me.”

nashwan, Saturday, 11 April 2026 22:12 (one month ago)

xp a happy and peaceful world isn't what these negotiations are about.

Keeping the middle east from imploding would be a start.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2026 22:18 (one month ago)

the most clueless, greedy morons to ever do it. guys we're looking at a negotiating team of *checks notes* Jared Kushner and *passes out* JD VANCE

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 April 2026 22:19 (one month ago)

i mean... you cannot make up how cooked we are with these fellas

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 April 2026 22:19 (one month ago)

imagine how much kushner must hate vance, just complete distain

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2026 22:22 (one month ago)

That just makes him like everyone else in this country

frogbs, Saturday, 11 April 2026 22:46 (one month ago)

you cannot make up how cooked we are with these fellas

― Tracer Hand

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JD Vance: "The bad news is that we have not reached an agreement. And I think that's bad news for Iran much more than it's bad news for the US. So, we go back to the US having not come to an agreement ... they have chosen not to accept our terms"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 April 2026 01:56 (one month ago)

a preordained farce. I’m sure the US’s only gambit was suggesting they surrender

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 April 2026 02:22 (one month ago)

This’ll end up with Trump saying he’s the only one who can fix it and he goes to Tehran and is never heard from again.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 April 2026 02:29 (one month ago)

the fact that he's at a UFC fight tonight is terrible optics even for him

frogbs, Sunday, 12 April 2026 04:30 (one month ago)

NY Times:

Mr. Trump spent several hours orbited by Secretary of State Marco Rubio; a few of his children; some Ultimate Fighting Championship officials; Sergio Gor, the U.S. ambassador to India; the recording artist Vanilla Ice; Dan Bongino, the former deputy director of the F.B.I.; and the manosphere shepherd Joe Rogan.

Come On, (Eazy), Sunday, 12 April 2026 05:23 (one month ago)

the fact that Vanilla Ice is in this orbit is so funny to me, I mean good for him honestly, parlaying your status as a one-hit wonder from 35 years ago into a direct line with the President of the United States is impressive regardless of how it happened

frogbs, Sunday, 12 April 2026 05:34 (one month ago)

Worst party ever. Clearly they all deserve each other but still

Ed, Sunday, 12 April 2026 05:48 (one month ago)

US should send Vanilla Ice for the 2nd round.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 12 April 2026 05:57 (one month ago)

On the Lebanon-Israel negotiations, Hezbollah, and where that could all go.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/2042954889538482343.html

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 12 April 2026 08:53 (one month ago)

the manosphere shepherd Joe Rogan.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2026 09:29 (one month ago)

idk possibly Vanilla Ice is a bit too intelligent to be a US negotiator

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 09:50 (one month ago)

After a week spent largely out of sight but lashing out at his enemies on social media, Mr. Trump’s resurfacing at a match seemed designed to provide him with a soothing balm of male aggression, musky sweat, and cheering supporters — not unlike one of his political rallies, just with shirtless fighters.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2026 10:17 (one month ago)

“we’re not owned!!” shrieked a tiny jd vance as he disappeared into his own shirt collar

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 April 2026 10:26 (one month ago)

Trump's proposal for a Straits of Hormuz US/Iran partnership is so fucking deranged, so completely removed from the reality of the situation, it's like a trying to play imaginary cards in a poker game with empty hands level of craziness. He's obviously gone off the reservation.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 10:50 (one month ago)

He completely misreads the motives of the Iranians. As fucked up as the tariffs are and were, both parties are looking for the best deal to allow trade to continue. Trump has brought this mindset to the war. When there’s an existential threat to your country they’re not looking to make a quick buck but make sure they can survive with minimal losses. Though ironically that’s what may happen now.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 12 April 2026 11:18 (one month ago)

as far as i can tell iran has now made not only thinkable but quite possible 1) a permanent iranian toll system for the straits 2) security guarantees for southern lebanon 3) unfreezing of iranian assets .. all things that would have been completely out of bounds before this war. not to mention continuing their ability to enrich uranium under international treaty

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 April 2026 12:17 (one month ago)

so when trump says “we’ve already won” it’s like.. does he think winning means blowing up more stuff than the other guys?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 April 2026 12:19 (one month ago)

that'll show'em

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2026 12:51 (one month ago)

but what if someone blockades trumps blockade

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 12:52 (one month ago)

On the Lebanon-Israel negotiations, Hezbollah, and where that could all go.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/2042954889538482343.html

i’ll readily admit i don’t have the knowledge to put this thread into context, but is he saying that the government of lebanon doesn’t have the right to negotiate with the country that’s currently bombing it? that lebanon not only has to hand over control of the south to hezbollah (eg iran) but also its entire foreign policy? cause.. it kinda seems like that’s what he’s saying!

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:16 (one month ago)

foreign policy is funny not haha funny but the other kind

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:21 (one month ago)

it's a pathetic Vichy type government (and they are so weak they barely deserve to be called a government) in Lebanon that won't even lift a finger to protect Lebanese citizens from Israel.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:24 (one month ago)

calzino, fyi, you may want to retire "off the reservation."

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:24 (one month ago)

I honestly didn't know its settler colonial extermination origins and will retire it

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:27 (one month ago)

let’s see if i’ve got this straight, outsourcing your entire foreign policy to iran is the *checks notes* STRONG thing to do. got it

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:29 (one month ago)

thats what i do

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:32 (one month ago)

Hezbollah also provide healthcare and a social welfare network. They are not just some random Iran proxy, they are a lifeline to the population.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:34 (one month ago)

like they are always mentioned as one of the terror elements that are sponsored by Iran by vile politicians. But they were formed as a response to the IDF occupation of their country and butchering of their civilians, to effectively fight terror.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:42 (one month ago)

putting the us navy in easy reach of iran’s arsenal in order to BLOCKADE the already blocked strait of hormuz

what could possibly go wrong

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:44 (one month ago)

they prob dont need to put any ships right there if theyre promising to track down anyone who paid the toll

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:46 (one month ago)

idk why they dont just go into the toll business with trump maybe cause it wouldnt play well at home to have an arrangement with the great satan, if so then they should do it in secret, and also just never pay him

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:48 (one month ago)

because they are very Un-American

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:51 (one month ago)

it would be a huge w over america (maybe i mean who knows really what would happen)

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 13:54 (one month ago)

if they are going to track down Chinese ships that pass through Hormuz that sounds like a bad idea. China already have put in export restrictions on rare earth metals to the US. I was reading that a lot of these proposed US data centers are getting cancelled because they can't manufacture the transformers required due to RE shortages. China and Iran doing the Butlerian Jihad!

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:05 (one month ago)

its def a bad idea the usa wants the strait open not closed

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:07 (one month ago)

They're going to blockade a blockade? That makes sense.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:08 (one month ago)

its hard for normal people who arent deals masters to understand

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:09 (one month ago)

they want Nuclear

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:14 (one month ago)

who wouldnt love a little nuclear

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:15 (one month ago)

to borrow a phrase, this really is trying to play chess against an opponent who keeps eating the pieces ffs

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:15 (one month ago)

the double blockade is not just 4d chess - it's positively bursting through into the 5th in its strategic cleverness.

can a US navy mine sweeper still operate while it is on fire and riddled with holes? Or are they going to carpet bomb the strait now? Even that wouldn't mean that the tankers can be covered by insurance companies nor prevent them from being attacked by the naval drones.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:25 (one month ago)

yeah theyre not going to be mine sweeping in there, tho i think the usa could probably open the strait by force if they wanted to but i dont think they have the stomach to do what it would require

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:30 (one month ago)

let’s see if i’ve got this straight, outsourcing your entire foreign policy to iran is the *checks notes* STRONG thing to do. got it

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink
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like they are always mentioned as one of the terror elements that are sponsored by Iran by vile politicians. But they were formed as a response to the IDF occupation of their country and butchering of their civilians, to effectively fight terror.

― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Israel is currently bombing the south of the country and displacing it's Shia muslim population. The current government of Lebanon aren't fighting back, not are they able to disarm Hezbollah, but they are excluding the political wing of Hezbollah from decisions.

This all follows from the bombings and pager attacks by Israel that decapitated much of Hezbollah's leadership but also killed many civilians.

This is the scenario as I understand it.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:39 (one month ago)

@ calz - a lot of people don't know! see also the military term "In Country" ("Indian Country"). just one of those slow progress/awareness things.

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 12 April 2026 14:52 (one month ago)

oh yeah thanks Dr C, I genuinely appreciate the polite intervention and explanation. I honestly thought it was just a harmless old archaic US saying. Which of course it certainly is not.

xp
over 2000 civilians have been killed by the IDF in Lebanon since the 28th Feb start of theis war. I'm trying to remember who the actual sponsors of terror are.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 15:00 (one month ago)

Trump is back on the "taking out Iran in one night" talk after someone probably walked his peanut brain through this scenario

So what happens when a Chinese ship is trying to exit the Strait? The US is going to block it? The Chinese will allow that to happen?

— John Arnold (@johnarnold) April 12, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 12 April 2026 15:20 (one month ago)

Grab em by the Persia

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 April 2026 15:27 (one month ago)

Iran have still got further realistic escalations they can make, like requesting that Ansar Allah blockade the Bab Al-Mandab strait as well, putting further upward pressure on oil prices. All Trump has left is what... "nuclear" or just more carpet bombing, unworkable fuckwitted schemes!

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 15:38 (one month ago)

speaking of fuckwitted schemes, is it pretty much the consensus that the alleged flyboy rescue was a botched attempt to steal their nuclear material?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 April 2026 15:46 (one month ago)

to say the story didn't add up is an understatement, is there even a name for this alleged rescued pilot yet? Since then there hasn't been much talk of Kharg Island or new plans for troop invasions. It seems like they got burned badly and won't be trying that option again.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 15:57 (one month ago)

pilot is known as "Good Old Shoe," iirc

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 12 April 2026 16:04 (one month ago)

lol, according to Kegsbreath he was the 2nd coming of Jesus!

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 16:08 (one month ago)

so have they identified the downed airman whose first words were 'God is Good'?
Seems like we should know who they are by now

Andy the Grasshopper, Sunday, 12 April 2026 18:48 (one month ago)

oh wait, what Calzino said ^^^^^

Andy the Grasshopper, Sunday, 12 April 2026 18:49 (one month ago)

got stuck on THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION

z_tbd, Sunday, 12 April 2026 19:10 (one month ago)

This is a world extortion
Your life ain't nothing
The human race is becoming a disgrace
The rich get richer
The poor are getting poorer
Fascist, chauvinistic government RULES!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 April 2026 19:12 (one month ago)

WORLD EXTORTION

Singing this to the tune of Stop the Violence Movement's "Self Destruction."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 April 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

ya headed for World Extortion

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 12 April 2026 20:46 (one month ago)

Iran's IRGC says that if Trump carries out his Strait of Hormuz blockade, Iran will respond by taking control of the Bab el-Mandeb Strait through the Houthis, per Press TV.

latest "holding all the cards" update.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2026 21:05 (one month ago)

no problem just blockade that too

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2026 21:41 (one month ago)

China could still have a big role to play in any solutions.

The Pakistani source said China "may offer guarantees" if the negotiations produce a solution.

https://www.newarab.com/news/china-join-pakistan-hosted-us-iran-peace-talks

xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 April 2026 09:52 (one month ago)

https://www.al-monitor.com/originals/2026/04/lebanon-says-israel-talks-set-tuesday-us

Only thing Lebanon can offer is to get the army to enter into war with Hezbollah, which is basically civil war?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 April 2026 09:55 (one month ago)

The Pakistani source said China "may offer guarantees" if the negotiations produce a solution.

pretty wild if true china hasnt operated as a global military power like this, although they clearly are a global military power it just hasnt been their style to push the issue to this extent, maybe this conflict is just that important to them or theyre ready to step into a new role

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 12:03 (one month ago)

or this pakistani source is wishcasting via the press

Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 April 2026 12:48 (one month ago)

it def seems not true but maybe it is

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 12:56 (one month ago)

which is basically civil war?

I can't believe that Israel wouldn't insist on doing most of the bombing and killing.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 April 2026 17:09 (one month ago)

They aren't able to get kill enough of Hezbollah's army. They can target individuals and kill civilians but rockets are still being fired into Israel and Hezbollah won't let them annex the area around the Litani river without indefinite loss.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 April 2026 17:34 (one month ago)

Under this Israeli government I am forced to believe that targeting individuals and killing civilians is its own reward, entirely apart from any attempt to crush Hezbollah.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:11 (one month ago)

Almost 750 U.S. troops have been wounded or killed in the Middle East since October 2023, an analysis by The Intercept has found. But the Pentagon won’t acknowledge it.

U.S. Central Command, or CENTCOM, which oversees military operations in the Middle East, appears to be engaged in what a defense official called a “casualty cover-up,” offering The Intercept low-ball and outdated figures and failing to provide clarifications on military deaths and injuries.

https://theintercept.com/2026/04/01/iran-war-us-casualty-numbers-trump-hegseth

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:12 (one month ago)

yet each injured soldier/sailor said 'God is Good'

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:22 (one month ago)

correction, they said, "Finish the job."

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:27 (one month ago)

the guy who set up the cryptocurrency system for the IRGC last year has a very colourful past.

His name is Babak Morteza Zanjani. He embezzled billions from Iran’s national oil company. Convicted. Sentenced to death. Sentence commuted. And in 2025, the Islamic Republic freed him from prison for one purpose: to build the cryptocurrency infrastructure through which the IRGC now launders the revenue from its Strait of Hormuz toll system.

calzino, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:45 (one month ago)

The USS George H.W. Bush on its way to forcibly break the Iranian blockade, taking a detour all the way around Southern Africa because it couldn't even break the Yemeni Ansarallah blockade pic.twitter.com/zFzhiMAgjx

— julia kassem (@jmaher568869) April 13, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 April 2026 20:56 (one month ago)

Losing track of all these blockades.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Monday, 13 April 2026 20:57 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ALr1OmCY0Q

you may find this explainer helpful

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Monday, 13 April 2026 21:32 (one month ago)

thinking of the Russian Baltic Sea fleet steaming to Japan in 1905 for no reason

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 April 2026 21:52 (one month ago)

(traveling thousands of miles to get blown to holy hell)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 April 2026 21:53 (one month ago)

the guy who set up the cryptocurrency system for the IRGC last year has a very colourful past.

His name is Babak Morteza Zanjani. He embezzled billions from Iran’s national oil company. Convicted. Sentenced to death. Sentence commuted. And in 2025, the Islamic Republic freed him from prison for one purpose: to build the cryptocurrency infrastructure through which the IRGC now launders the revenue from its Strait of Hormuz toll system.

― calzino, Monday, April 13, 2026 2:45 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

incredible stuff they were like theres only one man for this job and we know exactly where he is

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 23:13 (one month ago)

A Chinese tanker sanctioned by the United States passed through the Strait of Hormuz despite a US blockade on the chokepoint, per Reuters

This is obviously going to be a very selective secondary blockade until it collapses under the weight of its logistical pointlessness. Some of the other countries in desperate energy situations like Pakistan and India might not be happy about about their tankers getting "interdicted" which is just piracy in another name.

calzino, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 06:41 (one month ago)

The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.

— Iran Consulate - Hyderabad (@IraninHyderabad) April 14, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 09:54 (one month ago)

Don't think you can block someone if they've already blocked you.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 10:13 (one month ago)

Democrat leaders are getting what they want.

🇺🇸🇱🇧 Hillary Clinton admits to being a part in engineering Lebanon:

“I’ve been advocating behind the scenes for this for several months" pic.twitter.com/phdZfwH7cm

— HOT SPOT (@HotSpotHotSpot) April 13, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 10:25 (one month ago)

jfc why is she still meddling in our affairs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 12:05 (one month ago)

Quietly, behind the scenes, on MS Now.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 12:09 (one month ago)

As one does.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 12:09 (one month ago)

One good thing about George W: when he was done he fucked off to BFE Texas to work on his shit paintings and kept to himself.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 12:30 (one month ago)

gore did make the one movie but mostly we havent heard from him this is how it should be for losers

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 12:32 (one month ago)

she’s running

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 12:49 (one month ago)

Adrenochrome is for closers.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 13:40 (one month ago)

I guess that shit works. Remember when she passed out at the 9/11 memorial and the right was saying she was at deaths door and had weeks to live.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

yea I remember that clearly because it felt like the moment where a Trump victory actually seemed possible

crazy to think we might've avoided this whole nightmare if she'd just drank a little OJ that day, or perhaps if Anthony Weiner had just texted one less teenager

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 14:20 (one month ago)

listening to that interview doesn't exactly make me weepy over the HRC presidency we never got to experience

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 14:23 (one month ago)

As was famously sung during another presidential election:

Laugh about it, shout about it,
When you've got to choose,
Any way you look at it you lose.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 16:13 (one month ago)

HRC and her husband deserve nothing less than the firing squad

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 18:14 (one month ago)

tough but fair

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 18:36 (one month ago)

They have a history of recidivism.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 18:37 (one month ago)

nice callback

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 18:38 (one month ago)

I'm still mad at Clinton for the DMCA

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 18:39 (one month ago)

It's so funny for her to basically go "you know that thing that my enemy is currently doing that everyone hates? Well, I had a little hand in that!".

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 19:19 (one month ago)

classic Democratic strategy

omar little, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 19:20 (one month ago)

from al-jazeera

Trump, speaking outside the Oval Office on Monday, made it clear what his bottom line would be: Iran can have no nuclear weapons.

It’s something he’s campaigned on very vigorously during his three election campaigns.

But what we’re hearing from the talks is that there is the possibility that he may sign off on the idea of Iran not obtaining nuclear weapons for a set period of time.

the master negotiator is back babey

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 19:44 (one month ago)

it's worth noting that Iran's nuclear program dates back to the 1950's, predating the Islamic regime

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 19:47 (one month ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/fTjcLMvH/IMG-1687.jpg

I'm not sure why some people are reading this as Bessant threatening to nuke London, but still, I'd rather the prospect of London being nuked wasn't tossed around. Overton window and all that.

Alba, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

Bessent

Alba, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

Pissant

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:09 (one month ago)

xxp he's noting that Iran could theoretically launch a nuke with the same long range missiles that hit the Diego Garcia base in the Indian Ocean

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

oh wait maybe that's what you were saying, sorry

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

I just listened to the Hilary clip. It's a bit garbled to me? Is she saying Israel shouldn't bomb the south of Lebanon? Part of the trouble is "engineered."

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:27 (one month ago)

xps Yeah the neverending "if those maniacs get a nuke they'll use it immediately!" bullshit. Iran primarily wants a nuke for the same reasons other countries do — to deter exactly the thing that is happening to it right now.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:33 (one month ago)

xp I thought it was clear HRC was saying she had been advocating Israel talk to the Lebanese govt (not carpet bombing the South), which they hadn't done until now since 1982 (iirc). I still found that interview loathsome though

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:38 (one month ago)

yeah idk it doesn't sound clear to me after a second listen

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:42 (one month ago)

I'm happy to live in the ambiguity lol

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

iran has consistently maintained that it is not seeking a nuclear weapon so i don’t know wtf the issue is there

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 21:04 (one month ago)

only promising not to develop a nuke for a set period of time would be a significant departure from the status quo aiui

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 21:05 (one month ago)

iran can have a little nuclear weapons, as a treat

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 21:15 (one month ago)

They can start with some junior nukes

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 01:52 (one month ago)

Neutron bombs for all!

nickn, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 06:24 (one month ago)

US Navy Confirms Loss of MQ-4C Drone over the Persian Gulf

It took a few days, but the US Navy has finally confirmed that an MQ-4C drone was lost (shot down) over the Persian Gulf last week.

The most recent adjusted unit cost for the MQ-4C is $618M.

this was last week - a mega-expensive surveillance drone that flies at 50000ft taken out, a pretty good kill for a country who Trump recently described as having no radar and no anti-aircraft protection. They lost one to Iran 7 years ago so were taking a risk flying one over their airspace again.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 07:30 (one month ago)

that’s a long way up wtf

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 07:33 (one month ago)

Jfc half a billy

badg, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 09:21 (one month ago)

50k

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 09:39 (one month ago)

still

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 09:39 (one month ago)

The oil price has pushed higher, following a report that the US is sending “thousands” more troops to the Middle East.

According to the Washington Post, the Pentagon is sending thousands of additional troops to the region. The move is to put pressure Iran into agreeing a deal, but US officials have also said they are considering the possibility of additional strikes or ground operations if the ceasefire does not hold, they say.

The Washington Post reports:

The forces moving into the region include about 6,000 troops aboard the aircraft carrier USS George H.W. Bush and several warships escorting it, said current and former officials, who like some others spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss military movements.

About 4,200 others with the Boxer Amphibious Ready Group and its embarked Marine Corps task force, the 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit, are expected to arrive near the end of the month.

Brent crude is now up 1.2% at around $96 a barrel.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 09:58 (one month ago)

10k troops

not sure about the supply lines for those folks

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 10:28 (one month ago)

That WaPo quote is not from reality. There is now a defined "aircraft-carrier killer" zone around the Persian Gulf that is nowhere near any Iranian coast. They've just sent the USS George W Bush around the Cape of Good Hope (an extra 3500 nautical miles) to avoid it getting blown to pieces by the Houthis. Amphibious invasions is just hollywood movie nonsense that will be quickly incinerated in reality. And the summer is coming which would make a troop invasion impossible in such blistering heat. It's all just just posturing to waste time or save Trump + Hegseth having to admit a huge, fuckoff strategic defeat. It's not going to have any discernible effect on negotiations because none of it is a genuine threat.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 10:31 (one month ago)

yeah i'm not sure iran's quakin in their boots here

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 10:33 (one month ago)

Meanwhile the rest of the world runs out of food, medicine and fuel while these posturing morons waste time and ensure the coming crisis global crisis is going to be even worser by each day they waste.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 10:33 (one month ago)

if Trump's intention all along had been to irrevocably incinerate US global hegenony I don't know how he could more efficiently achieved it.

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 10:41 (one month ago)

the biggest rake, trodden on with the most numbskull force, to deliver the absolute most fatal thwack to the forehead

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 10:41 (one month ago)

putin_as_mr_burns.gif

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 11:17 (one month ago)

on Polymarkets there has been a staggering $3.5 million staked on a permanent peace deal (21% at time of posting - it's getting shorter) by april 22nd. It's worth watching these markets because there was definitely some corrupt insider betting going on at the start of the war.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 11:44 (one month ago)

I think one flaw is that insider knowledge of what Trump's going to do or agree to only takes anybody so far, since it's pretty clear Trump himself doesn't know.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 11:46 (one month ago)

Six Polymarket accounts made a combined $1.2 million profit after being funded in the hours immediately before the raids. One specific user won nearly $200,000 by correctly betting on the exact date of the attack

that's true but there is always the chance one or more of his idiot sons might be on the make, which is possibly what happened at the start of the war

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 11:50 (one month ago)

Oh yeah, the attack itself was more predictable. If you knew when it was going to happen you could make money. But betting on something like a permanent peace deal is a lot more amorphous, and the U.S. doesn't have total control of when that might happen or what it'll look like. And what Trump will settle for seems like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 11:53 (one month ago)

I feel it's getting to the point of breaking Trump. He can re-invent reality every day it seems and can manipulate oil prices to an extent (by talking a lot of shite), but I think we are slowly reaching the point where the markets will start completely ignoring him and pricing in reality. And that will hit hard.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:00 (one month ago)

if Trump's intention all along had been to irrevocably incinerate US global hegenony I don't know how he could more efficiently achieved it.

― an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Isn't this part of what 'America First' is all about? The MAGA movement does not want the US to be the world's policeman, they don't want to fund UN, NATO, etc. Cuts to US aid are in line with this, as are tariffs with the intention of bringing manufacturing back. It's all incoherent and badly executed -- not least because of the US starting this war in the first place -- but it's all going in that direction.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:00 (one month ago)

xps Troop movements might be just for show rn but I would say they will need skillful wordings to get Trump off the trap he is in, as Iran will not give up it's nuclear developments.

The problem is that there are no skills or diplomatic capacity in the Trump admin to solve this that I can see, so troops numbers going up is one to watch.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:04 (one month ago)

And if there is a massacre of US troops then nukes are a possibility.

It's a silly scenario I am throwing out there but remember how many Arabs were killed post 9/11. Were a school in the US to be hit by Iran killing 200 schoolchildren there would be nukes in Tehran tomorrow.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:07 (one month ago)

emanations from a parallel reality

US president Donald Trump said that China and the United States are working together and that Beijing is happy that he is opening the strait of Hormuz.

“China is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. This situation will never happen again. They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran,” Trump said in a post on Truth Social.

He added:

President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks. We are working together smartly, and very well! Doesn’t that beat fighting??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at fighting, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!!

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:10 (one month ago)

I thought he was blockading the Strait of Hormuz?

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:17 (one month ago)

I would bet everything that China are sending multitudes of weapons to Iran on planes, trains and ships. I would bet there are more Chinese manufactured manpads in Iran than they have soldiers. They will be giving out manpads to goat farmers!

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:20 (one month ago)

Asymmetrical warfare: you overwhelm our billion-dollar high-energy-laser-guided counter-UAS system with a swarm of cheap Temu toy drones.

Then we send a trillion-dollar ship in and, when it's not sidelined by sailors flushing paper towels, it gets attacked by 50 expendable dudes in cheap Temu rubber dinghies.

The raft dudes do okay but the main winners are the shareholders of Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, etc.

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:27 (one month ago)

xp

the US never learnt the lesson during the failed "Operation Rough Rider" (these fucking op names!) last year. Ansar Allah possessed no navy, no warships and sent the US into a tactical retreat and maintained a naval blockade, without a navy.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:36 (one month ago)

tbf they sort of did learn one lesson. Now the US has to revert back to 19th century naval routes - the cape of good hope - on an epic detour to avoid getting rarsed by Ansar Allah drones and rockets again.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 12:42 (one month ago)

Isn't this part of what 'America First' is all about? The MAGA movement does not want the US to be the world's policeman, they don't want to fund UN, NATO, etc.

That's a good point - I hadn't thought of that. I guess it doesn't dawn on these guys that without funding the UN, NATO, etc, the world at large has less of a pressing desire to do business with these guys (though obviously stuff like FIFA and the world cup, etc, suggests that the corruption mindset is global)

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 13:00 (one month ago)

I guess it doesn't dawn on these guys that without funding the UN, NATO, etc, the world at large has less of a pressing desire to do business with these guys (though obviously stuff like FIFA and the world cup, etc, suggests that the corruption mindset is global)

They think they can be isolationist and still retain their status, like Rorschach in Watchmen - the world looks up and begs for help and you look down from your throne and say "No."

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 15:07 (one month ago)

they think they can use the stick without the carrot

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 15:09 (one month ago)

carrots aren't on RFK Jr.'s recommended daily diet iirc

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 15:09 (one month ago)

"One other thing"

a burrito, my gazebo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 15:14 (one month ago)

incredibly subhead for the WSJ, somehow talking about Iran and not the US (or Israel)

The U.S.-Israeli attack fast-tracked the ascent of hard-liners and apocalyptic religious followers, raising doubts about a lasting peace

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 17:35 (one month ago)

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natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 17:41 (one month ago)

pic.twitter.com/JfIzjX1Glx

— Iran Embassy in Tajikistan (@IRANinTJ) April 14, 2026

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:41 (one month ago)

They missed a trick not making it the Pope punching out Trump there.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:45 (one month ago)

Jesus has a better Q Score than the Pope.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:52 (one month ago)

I love that trump has suit pants on under his jesus robe

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 20:55 (one month ago)

You have to say that's magnificent.

nashwan, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 21:00 (one month ago)

Please let Trump see that

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 21:15 (one month ago)

I saw one this morning of Trump dressed as Sherlock Holmes and Jesus dressed as the cop from ymca putting the handcuffs on Da Pope for blasphemy. It needed heavy annotations to show what was going on. The Maga troll army is weak compared to Iran’s

Ed, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 21:25 (one month ago)

The cop from the village people.

Ed, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 21:26 (one month ago)

interesting

‪John Bistline‬
✧@bistl✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 6h
Every major oil shock, put on the same timeline. The 1973 embargo was the longest lasting. The 1990 Gulf War was the biggest reversal. The 2026 Hormuz crisis is the steepest climb and drop. But the line isn't finished yet.

https://bsky.app/profile/bistline.bsky.social/post/3mjkef2xge22v
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Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 23:12 (one month ago)

"Some people say, 'Sir, you've given us the steepest climb of any oil shock in history.'"

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 23:19 (one month ago)

the "barrels per day" bars would be more useful if they represented the percentage of global supply given the vastly greater amount of oil consumed today vs the 70s (or even the 90s) - still pretty interesting

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 April 2026 09:25 (one month ago)

The Israeli military just struck the Qasmieh bridge, the last main operational crossing into the area south of the Litani River, effectively severing 10,000s of people who live there from the rest of the country

An unfolding humanitarian catastrophepic.twitter.com/5ShZwmFBDW

— Ramzi Kaiss / رمزي قيس (@kaiss_ramzi) April 16, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2026 13:30 (one month ago)

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself pic.twitter.com/4EwyeXpnp1

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 16, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2026 13:43 (one month ago)

HEGSETH: US LAUNCHING OPERATION 'ECONOMIC FURY'

against the whole world it seems

calzino, Thursday, 16 April 2026 14:07 (one month ago)

zero-value post, but it's absolutely sickening that Israel is literally doing another Gaza in Lebanon

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2026 14:10 (one month ago)

Operation Pants Wetting

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 April 2026 14:30 (one month ago)

zero-value post, but it's absolutely sickening that Israel is literally doing another Gaza in Lebanon

especially sickening that so few Dems will say anything about it— honestly this is evidence that the whole party should be blown apart afaic

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 April 2026 14:46 (one month ago)

I just wish nothing less than the absolute collapse and destruction of the wretched genocidal entity now. I used to be a 2 state solution feeb 3 years ago, that's all gone and it was always an obfuscation. That's what 3 years of a live genocide supported by Western governments can do to you.

calzino, Thursday, 16 April 2026 14:50 (one month ago)

fucking hell that Miller clip

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:01 (one month ago)

like a bad satirical comedy sketch or the wheelchair-bound scientist in Dr Strangelove trying to stop his arm from saluting

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:02 (one month ago)

I just wish nothing less than the absolute collapse and destruction of the wretched genocidal entity now. I used to be a 2 state solution feeb 3 years ago, that's all gone and it was always an obfuscation. That's what 3 years of a live genocide supported by Western governments can do to you.

I am with you, calz. Nothing less than the destruction of the state will get this barbarism to stop.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:07 (one month ago)

so much of what i see online, i.e. my former college acquaintance who lives there complaining about all the times they've had to go to the shelter in their building, and much of Israel's response on this "war", is basically a cousin of that old Mel Brooks saying, "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

omar little, Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:12 (one month ago)

wasn't there a plan to create the zionist homeland in far eastern Siberia? Would've made the world so much simpler

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:15 (one month ago)

they looked at alaska too

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:16 (one month ago)

yeah, here it is: the 'other' israel

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/333-next-year-in-birobidzhan-stalins-siberian-zion/

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:23 (one month ago)

well, over the years you had Uganda, Madagascar, & many other places mooted - both during the colonial period and afterwards - a summary here - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposals_for_a_Jewish_state

i only discovered a cpl years back that there was a request to Haile Selassie in 1944 to basically handover the province of Hararge to create an autonomous Jewish state within Ethiopia - reading the State Dept communiques re the issue (proposal wasn't made by US gov't but by a resettlement group, so State dept was supportive but not leading initiative) and the polite, but firm, NO from the Ethiopian side was hilarious to me, esp as they wanted to take not just a huge chunk of the country but also a predominantly Muslim area (city of Harar is generally cited as 4th holiest site in Islam) - but previous proposals were ways for colonial powers to ship Jews out of Europe into territories they were (THEN) controlling but this was full on, just give us a chunk of your country

H in Addis, Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:43 (one month ago)

When Vance got heckled with "You're killing children in Gaza" recently at an event, his response (that I guess Maga and too many others believe) was that they got a ceasefire in Gaza accomplished and he falsely claimed more aid is going into Gaza than in 5 years.

Meanwhile a resolution to stop US military aid to Israel failed with 7 Dem Senators joining virtually all Republicans .

Trump has now announced a brief Israel & Lebanon ceasefire (but of course only after Israel has destroyed much of Southern Lebanon and is trying to force the Muslims out)

curmudgeon, Thursday, 16 April 2026 17:59 (one month ago)

a brief Israel & Lebanon ceasefire

with no apparent input or agreement from Hezbollah, so what does it even mean?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2026 18:00 (one month ago)

Hezbollah MP Ibrahim Moussawi tells me, "We will be respecting the ceasefire," and says the deal is based on the original agreement between the US and Iran that a ceasefire would apply to Lebanon.

Not a new deal, but basically the original one that Netanyahu decided wasn't included in the 2 week Iran/US ceasefire. I don't think the IDF will want to break the ceasefire on the ground. Because they are getting annihilated on the ground by Hezbollah. And then unfortunately taking it out on hospitals and residential zones.

calzino, Thursday, 16 April 2026 18:36 (one month ago)

U.S. must be really leaning on Israel.. it'll be interesting to see how long it takes them to violate it

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

They'll send in Dennis Rodman to negotiate

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 April 2026 18:45 (one month ago)

Israel's diplomatic pretense that this is only a bilateral agreement between them and the government of Lebanon, instead of an integral part of the US-Iran ceasefire, will make it 10x easier for Israel to repudiate it on some ginned-up pretext, or simply to ignore it if that is more convenient for them. </justified_cynicism>

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2026 18:55 (one month ago)

yeah they're in village extinction mode and a break will hamper their depopulation scheme

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 18:57 (one month ago)

The US always lets Israel do their destruction before they "lean" on them and then as Andy noted Israel always violates the deals anyway. I guess Jared Kirshner just has financial deals with Saudi Arabia and not Lebanon so maybe he's leaving these negotiations to others.

In Iran news I see back and forth on how the US blockade is hurting Iran (and also Asia and Europe) but also some asserting Iran won't be economically hurt significantly unless the blockade goes beyond 2 months. Iran has been threatening in response to the US blockade to take further actions toward countries in the gulf area, while Trump has done his standard something's gotta happen in 2 weeks announcement. There's also China's role to consider.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 16 April 2026 19:01 (one month ago)

Trump has done his standard something's gotta happen in 2 weeks announcement

He's just sticking to his usual M.O. He plans nothing in advance, acts purely on impulse, then improvises, trusting his "genius" for creating chaos to keep disaster at bay long enough for his minions to pull his chestnuts out of the fire for him. Ever since his daddy gave him his first $400 million, he's always had willing minions.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2026 19:16 (one month ago)

The first quarter was marked by geopolitical shocks, including the US military operation in Venezuela and the Iran war, which triggered bouts in volatility in commodities markets and upended expectations around the future path of interest rates.

This type of volatility is good for investment banks, which make money from financing and facilitating client trades.

https://archive.ph/WUr0t

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2026 19:23 (one month ago)

The House of Representatives backed Donald Trump’s military campaign against Iran on Thursday, narrowly voting to block a Democratic-led resolution aiming to stop the war until hostilities are authorized by Congress. The measure was defeated by 214 to 213 in the Republican-majority chamber, a day after a similar measure was blocked in the Senate for the fourth time.

Another step towards the abyss.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:51 (one month ago)

thanks Fetterman

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:54 (one month ago)

oh wait he's Senate

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:55 (one month ago)

The ex-banjoist for Mumford & Sons, and son of right-wing media baron Paul Marshall, claims to have infiltrated Hezbollah

This actually does sound quite normal in this timeline, but still I'm going to bed!

calzino, Thursday, 16 April 2026 20:59 (one month ago)

one for up the arse corner

nashwan, Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:01 (one month ago)

xp yeah it's thanks Jared Golden (D) this time

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:01 (one month ago)

The MQ-4C Triton wide area surveillance drone is cheaper than the E-3 Sentry airborne command post that was destroyed at the Prince Sultan Air Base. More importantly, E-3 cannot be replaced at all bc of delays in the E-7 program. The latter won’t enter service until 2032. https://t.co/CZpYzNNazg

— Policy Tensor (@policytensor) April 16, 2026



how bad the US losses of very expensive equipment are to a neoliberal military industrial complex, with the corruption chains, that is no good at making stuff

calzino, Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:45 (one month ago)

so weird that Iranian & Ukrainian drones are made of fiberglass and weed-whacker motors, but ours cost several hundred million dollars

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:57 (one month ago)

theyre different types of aircraft that do different jobs

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2026 21:58 (one month ago)

xxxp wait til the Hezbollah leadership hears a banjo in the break room, the jig is up

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:03 (one month ago)

lol sucks

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East.

This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/16/iran-war-mail-packages-middle-east/89609308007/

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:14 (one month ago)

they should try a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and...

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:16 (one month ago)

^^^^ I recognize the carrots, the rest of that shit looks like Silent Running

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:17 (one month ago)

Mmm! Seal meat and refried lentils! Everyone's favorite!

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:25 (one month ago)

from the article

A picture of a mid-April dinner on the USS Abraham Lincoln, shared by a service member with his family, was similarly unappetizing – a small handful of boiled carrots, a dry meat patty and a gray slab of processed meat.

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:29 (one month ago)

these spoiled troops get two kinds of meat at one meal and still complain

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:30 (one month ago)

pretty soon they're gonna be demanding a green salad!

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:32 (one month ago)

crazy we are spending a third of a billion dollars on these drones which the Iranians are apparently having no problem just plucking out of the sky meanwhile our crews are eating gray bricks, kinda says it all about this dumb country

frogbs, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:34 (one month ago)

and their parents are trying to send them girl scout cookies and the packages are being held undelivered

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:37 (one month ago)

yeah but their Negronis!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:37 (one month ago)

those surveillance drones fly very high iran must have used some nice missiles to get it tho maybe they hit it when it was taking off or smthn

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:38 (one month ago)

that’s how the battleship Potemkin started

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:40 (one month ago)

Should have joined the Air Force, they’re still eating fine.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Thursday, 16 April 2026 22:47 (one month ago)

You can't get your carrots if you don't eat your meat!

nickn, Thursday, 16 April 2026 23:06 (one month ago)

it looks like baby food

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 April 2026 23:16 (one month ago)

Baby food for baby brains

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Thursday, 16 April 2026 23:17 (one month ago)

Shit right next to a shingle.

nickn, Thursday, 16 April 2026 23:31 (one month ago)

Still processing "ex-banjoist."

the savior with the flavior (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 April 2026 23:39 (one month ago)

fka banjoist

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 00:08 (one month ago)

lol

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:11 (one month ago)

Too bad no one, in history, learned you have to pay and feed your army

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:11 (one month ago)

sort of thing thats more art than science not something you could just put in a book of war

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 00:13 (one month ago)

sounds woke to me

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:14 (one month ago)

troops should be able to survive on war crimes alone

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 00:15 (one month ago)

Also if they're not getting their mail, they're not getting their 'Dear John' letters

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 April 2026 00:18 (one month ago)

That photo, this is basically the Frye Festival of wars.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:24 (one month ago)

omg lol - typo aside ;)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:26 (one month ago)

oops lol Fyre

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:26 (one month ago)

I mean i guess hasgeth prob thinks they shd be eating their kills

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:27 (one month ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/weedle.bsky.social/post/3mjnm6aqy6c2c

Weedle
Exactly one year ago today:

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Weedle
People make fun of Sun Tzu for his advice being basic stuff like "remember your soldiers need food" but considering most military commanders through history were inbred failsons of nobility you can see why it was necessary.
8:36 AM · Apr 16, 2025

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:31 (one month ago)

It’s a good job that naval slip looks like an exceedingly binding diet, given what we know about the fragile state of the loos on these ships. I just hope no one needs any laundry doing

Ed, Friday, 17 April 2026 00:35 (one month ago)

Right-wing nepotism explains the Mumford Jordan Peterson bit from the stomp clap heyday.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:43 (one month ago)

thanking the universe that I have no idea what that reference means

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:43 (one month ago)

Was their anti-VD campaign from 2018, incels had been getting gonorrhea from contaminated Huel

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Friday, 17 April 2026 00:54 (one month ago)

i’m always making fun of sun tzu for basic advice like ‘you gotta feed your soldiers’

‘you gotta have the high ground’

‘try not to fight in a sandpit!’

i think we know this sun tzu

z_tbd, Friday, 17 April 2026 05:32 (one month ago)

but yes truly, hegseth being in this position and the atmosphere of yes men surrounding the administration, the sun tzu basics cannot be assumed

z_tbd, Friday, 17 April 2026 05:34 (one month ago)

Israel, under the 10-day ceasefire agreement, is permitted to carry out strikes in Lebanon as long as it claims they are in “self-defense.” Article 3 reads:

“Israel shall preserve its right to take all necessary measures in self-defense, at any time, against planned, imminent, or ongoing attacks. This shall not be impeded by the cessation of hostilities. Besides this, it will not carry out any offensive military operations against Lebanese targets, including civilian, military, and other state targets, in the territory of Lebanon by land, air, and sea.”

a total sham ceasefire, one that depends on the benignity and goodwill of a genocidal lunatic entity.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 07:52 (one month ago)

Right-wing nepotism explains the Mumford Jordan Peterson bit from the stomp clap heyday.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Toynbee_tile_near_white_house_2002.jpg

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Friday, 17 April 2026 08:15 (one month ago)

so this is just straight up admitting that the recent bombing of lebanon has NOT been in response to "planned, imminent, or ongoing attacks"

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 April 2026 09:06 (one month ago)

Wallace Shawn is my generation's Sun Tzu

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the savior with the flavior (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 April 2026 10:00 (one month ago)

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the savior with the flavior (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 April 2026 10:01 (one month ago)

I spent YEARS thinking that was an actual quote from some American general. Flabbergasted when I learned the actual origin.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 17 April 2026 11:54 (one month ago)

cor a participant in a negotiation who does what they'll says they're going to do, what a rare jewel

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 April 2026 13:09 (one month ago)

disappointed they are not ending all comms with a sardonic "Thank you for your attention to this matter"

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 13:11 (one month ago)

it might be a puzzler to Trump. Like why are Iran being loyal and not selling out Lebanon without Lebanon having any power dynamic or leverage over them.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 13:44 (one month ago)

Suckers!

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2026 13:49 (one month ago)

trump says hes still blockading iran, unclear if he was ever blockading anyone

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lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 13:59 (one month ago)

"Transaction," nice.

Well do we remember the Transaction of Versailles

the savior with the flavior (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 April 2026 14:05 (one month ago)

It remains so fucking weird how he throws in the “thank you for your attention to this matter” in each of those idiotic posts

tobo73, Friday, 17 April 2026 16:37 (one month ago)

well all TV stars need a catchphrase

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 16:39 (one month ago)

Did I do that??

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 April 2026 16:43 (one month ago)

xpost but he already had one

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 16:44 (one month ago)

it sounds like something he would write in an intra-company memo about microwaving fish in the shared breakroom

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 April 2026 16:48 (one month ago)

haha yes

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 16:50 (one month ago)

It's a manifestation of his belief that the United States of America is just a division of the Trump Organization.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 17 April 2026 17:01 (one month ago)

it is so beyond parody it’s incredible

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 April 2026 17:16 (one month ago)

if you wrote a character who did that you’d be laughed out of town

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 April 2026 17:17 (one month ago)

the most karen sign-off imaginable

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 April 2026 17:17 (one month ago)

a total sham ceasefire, one that depends on the benignity and goodwill of a genocidal lunatic entity.

― calzino, Friday, April 17, 2026 3:52 AM (nine hours ago)

and already violated

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 17:21 (one month ago)

🔴The Israeli army has again violated the ceasefire in Lebanon and targeted a car and a motorcycle on the main road between Kounine and Beit Yahoun, killing one person.

— courtneybonneauimages (@cbonneauimages) April 17, 2026

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 17:28 (one month ago)

guess the strait is out of commission again

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 April 2026 17:35 (one month ago)

haha this is not ever going to happen

WASHINGTON, April 17 (Reuters) - President Donald Trump told Reuters on Friday that the U.S. will work with Iran to recover its enriched uranium ​and bring it back to the United States.

"We're going to get ‌it together. We're going to go in with Iran, at a nice leisurely pace, and go down and start excavating with big machinery... We'll bring it back to the United ​States," Trump said during a phone interview.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 April 2026 17:40 (one month ago)

we’ll all have a lovely picnic and braid each others’ hair and have a sleepover

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 April 2026 17:43 (one month ago)

Masoud Pezeshkian, the current Iranian president is a former cardiac surgeon. The speaker of the house is a qualified pilot who flies the delegates on peace talks. Loads of them have doctorates and multiple degrees, multilingual in umpteen languages, Kant scholars.... Proper bunch of extremely brainy people versus Donald Trump and his shitbrained golf buddy realtor! It's hard to imagine them even in the same room!

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 17:56 (one month ago)

John Travolta is a qualified pilot

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 April 2026 18:21 (one month ago)

academic success is a sign of virtue but only in iran.

dream mummy (map), Friday, 17 April 2026 18:26 (one month ago)

xp

yeah but also a scientologist!

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 18:28 (one month ago)

but can they design a ballroom on the back of a napkin? I'll bet not

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 April 2026 18:28 (one month ago)

John Travolta wishes he'd piloted a plane with a PAF military escort, with the genuine fear they would be shot down by the IDF on their return journey. He's only done that in movies.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 18:34 (one month ago)

john travolta wishes he was a kant scholar john travolta wishes to study the categorical imperative john travolta registering at community college to begin his philosophical exploration

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 18:40 (one month ago)

tbf staying in the closet your whole life should earn you a phd in philosophy by proxy

dream mummy (map), Friday, 17 April 2026 18:42 (one month ago)

is there a library in there

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

funny thing is it seems his first gay love affair was with his pilot. He worked his ass for that 747 license!

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 18:46 (one month ago)

I meant *off* but probably still works

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 18:47 (one month ago)

roffle

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:05 (one month ago)

goes to show you never can tell!

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:09 (one month ago)

Proper bunch of extremely brainy people working for a fundamentalist theocratic regime that killed 40,000 of its own protestors vs autocrat pedofile corrupt felon Donald Trump and his shitbrained golf buddy realtor and his regime that killed folks in Minnesota and started this stupid war

Ugh

curmudgeon, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:23 (one month ago)

It's in poor taste to mention the murdered protestors. They were surely all CIA.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:27 (one month ago)

it's an amazing statistic that Iran allegedly killed 40000 of its own citizens over a few days of protests (and a verified Mossad op) and yet after over month of its cities, schools, universities, energy infrastructure getting doubletap carpet bombed by the US. There have been a fraction of the 40000 casualties of this fictional massacre. Eventually anyone posting that kind of propaganda will look really stupid. It takes a nazi extermination factory level of effort to kill that many people and not leave evidence that can be seen from satellite surveillance. Honestly. give your fucking brain a shake.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:32 (one month ago)

When my mom cited the 40,000 figure, I got suspicious immediately. I know her brain marinates in right wing radio agitprop.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:35 (one month ago)

xpost It's true that 40,000 is probably a pretty inflated number. But I doubt you'll believe any count.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:38 (one month ago)

Much of the country is squeezed hard by sanctions, which meant inflation and lack of medicines. Isn't the US also responsible for causing the pain that led to the protests? xps

xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:38 (one month ago)

Well let's not minimize it too much. This is per Amnesty International (and the Iranian government itself acknowledged killing thousands):

On 17 January, in a public speech, Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader, said “thousands of people” were killed. Since then, on 21 January, Iran’s Supreme Council of National Security issued a statement that 3,117 people were killed during the uprising. However, on 16 January 2026, the UN Special Rapporteur on Iran, Mai Sato, said in a media interview that at least 5,000 people had been killed, noting that according to information she received from medical sources, the death toll might be as high as 20,000 . Due to the ongoing internet shutdown, the scale of mass killings that took place and Iranian authorities’ well-documented pattern of carrying out reprisals against families of victims who speak out, the true number of those killed is likely higher.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:39 (one month ago)

the kant scholars didnt do it tho it was the hume guys

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:41 (one month ago)

They lost over 200 police during the protests, yeah undoubtedly lots of violent shit went on. And Pompeo himself admitted there were Mossad on the ground feeding the anarchy. But the idea that 40000 people could be murdered over a few days is just utter tosh. It would be have be like a Babi Yar type massacre with a very high number of unarmed people contained in one zone and gunned to death.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:43 (one month ago)

think youre missing the point here

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:43 (one month ago)

I think a lot of you Americans on here are missing the point, i.e. absolutely oblivious to how much your country is despised, even by other Americans. But on here there is a majority of lame as fuck soft-left pro-imperialist core of posters.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:48 (one month ago)

someones cwanky

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:48 (one month ago)

not at all, this is just normal me!

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:49 (one month ago)

I'm happy that I'm going to live to see the end of US empire, because I never would live that long.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:50 (one month ago)

^thought^

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:51 (one month ago)

I hate America too. But I can also hate the Iranian government. You, however, are a cheerleader for authoritarians and it's pretty stinky.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:54 (one month ago)

lol coming from an American that is so rich. A sham-democracy fascist authoritarian eternal warfare state shithole who have spent the last century enabling other fascist governments throughout both hemisphere. Just maybe learn self-awareness

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:57 (one month ago)

The US is at the top of the most destructive countries in the world list, I can't think of another country that's killed more people directly and indirectly this century. Russia's giving it a run, but they have a way to go. I am also opposed to governments murdering people in general, I don't feel like those are contradictory stances.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

yeah all this talk about them being neurosurgeons and Kant scholars is kind of irrelevant right now

What I do think is shitty is trump trying to make this war about Iran's liberation, that was never the point and also no president in forty years has ever given a shit about the fate of the Iranian people

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:03 (one month ago)

they're surely not, but I think every American itt (including me tbc) should probably think a little bit about having voted in govts that immiserated and murdered people all over the world. I'm sure we all had our reasons, but it does make claiming the moral high ground a little grotesque

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:03 (one month ago)

The only direct wars Iran have been involved in have been Western backed sanctions trying to starve them to death, the Saddam Hussein proxy war against them backed by German chemical warfare, UK/US miltary largesse. And now these two USRAEL wars. They haven't really bothered anyone else in this period of Iran statehood.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:04 (one month ago)

that was xp to tipsy

yeah all this talk about them being neurosurgeons and Kant scholars is kind of irrelevant right now

probably not, though it reminds me that I'm working on a pet theory I'm working on that anti-Muslim racism in the US is partially motivated by Islamic societies tending to be pro-education

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:06 (one month ago)

The only problem US has with Iran is fuck all to do with human rights and EVERYTHING to do with Israel and their Gaza genocide and greater Israel ambitions.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

xp

yes exactly Rob. It really grates with people who want to portray Iran as atavistic religious fanatics

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:08 (one month ago)

I mean I grew up as the son of a conscientious objector to the Vietnam War, hearing about My Lai and napalm. I have never once in my life perceived the United States as occupying any "moral high ground." For a Columbus Day project in 3rd grade my parents gave me part of an NYT op-ed to take in and read with excerpts from Columbus's writings about how great it was going to be to enslave the inhabitants of the New World. (My teacher did not know what to make of that.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:10 (one month ago)

It must be weird to see someone say "killing thousands of protestors is bad" and immediately have to make a bunch of excuses for it. It's almost like being a spokesperson for the Department of War.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:13 (one month ago)

theres a politician who knows how to fly a plane and he is strong and my friend (fighting back tears) his name is senator john mccain and he died

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:15 (one month ago)

that's the whole ethos of fascism/white supremacy/neocolonialism just potray ALL other countries as barbarians, then we can subjugate them with bombs/sanctions. The first day of this war the US double-tap bombed the Shajarah Tayyebeh girls' elementary school and killed 168 innocent souls. let's never forget this Guernica level fascist war-crime.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:16 (one month ago)

Keyes you are an utter disingenuous pillock, go eat another fucking carcinogenic burger or watch some baseball or something

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:19 (one month ago)

sorry I've got to finish my shift of boring posting and consuming American propaganda

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)

lol, that was pretty funny tbf

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:25 (one month ago)

I mean I grew up as the son of a conscientious objector to the Vietnam War, hearing about My Lai and napalm. I have never once in my life perceived the United States as occupying any "moral high ground." For a Columbus Day project in 3rd grade my parents gave me part of an NYT op-ed to take in and read with excerpts from Columbus's writings about how great it was going to be to enslave the inhabitants of the New World. (My teacher did not know what to make of that.)

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, April 17, 2026 4:10 PM (fourteen minutes ago)

lol I enjoyed this tale of young tipsy <3

I also wanted to clarify that I didn't mean the US occupies the moral high ground. I meant individual American ilxors, like me, assuming the mantle of moral clarity to deem the US and Iran govts as "both bad". Of course that's absolutely correct — you could accurately describe both as "murderous" or "oppressive" etc. — but I also think it's pretty hollow to be making this equivalence from within the American empire that does [long list of crimes] and is directly responsible for the Iranian state being what it is. I'm not saying this is a novel point

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:31 (one month ago)

theres nothing that can excuse thinking its cool that a politician knows how to fly a plane

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:34 (one month ago)

now if a politician were an astronaut i still dont think its right to think theyre cool but it is understandable

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:35 (one month ago)

Most politicians were trained on flying spacecraft when they still lived on the lizard planet

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

xp ok yeah that's fair. though I do sometimes use that one European royal who was a commercial pilot as a compromise position when people object to my "kill all monarchs" spiel

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:39 (one month ago)

lagoon, i think you are hurting now.

nobody in the West in any position to judge other nation states. Their governments in collusion with the US have been responsible for multiple failed states in Africa and the Middle East and enabling the Gaza genocide. From this point, western people are not fit to judge any other nation state. They need to seriously just not make any more judgements for a long fucking time.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:40 (one month ago)

damn youre sure judgin a lot tho

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

don't worry lagoon, you can still make hollow flip comments all the time on social media in the century of American irrelevance

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

curious, what's the shortlist of nations where people can judge?

need to note it down for my records

octobeard, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

gr8 post m8

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:45 (one month ago)

You do you, but imo it's good for people everywhere to oppose atrocities and injustice everywhere. Very much starting at home, I agree. But you don't have to make excuses for other governments' depravities just because one's own government is depraved.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 20:45 (one month ago)

don't worry lagoon, you can still make hollow flip comments all the time on social media in the century of American irrelevance

― calzino, Friday, April 17, 2026 4:43 PM (thirty-eight seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

better than endless discursive haughty rants

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:46 (one month ago)

xp
you doing you kind of bristles with me as well, but at least you are engaging and posting your heartfelt opinion. I'm miles away from you, but at least are vulnerably alive enough to not hide behind flip comments and one liners.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:52 (one month ago)

hes being nice to you, even though you are not being nice to him

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:54 (one month ago)

it's my holy mission to be keep you here. just to save whoever you'd bore to death otherwise

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:56 (one month ago)

wow mr rude over here

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 20:58 (one month ago)

If someone doesn't want to see flip comments or one liners, I'd advise them to avoid this forum. And the internet. And possibly the planet Earth.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:00 (one month ago)

I’m with rob here, and it’s why I don’t EVER bring up som whataboutism bullshit re: many Islamic societies’ attitudes and laws regarding homosexuality. People will say “but x place hangs gay people!!” and i will legit respond with “and what society causes LGBTQ teenagers to kill themselves at rates high enough to be deemed an epidemic?” people don’t want to ever hear about the absolute evil that rests at the heart of the United States. some gay kid kills himself and people blame schools and parents and whatever, but it’s considered a personal matter. well it isn’t— the US has that blood on its hands, too.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:02 (one month ago)

roundabout way of saying that buying into anything negative the US says about another country is an L

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:03 (one month ago)

imo its fine to have opinions about other countries or societies im sure they do bad things just as we do, of course theres always the risk that your opinion might be racist xenophobic etc def worth considering, regardless people are going to be out there doing opinions all over the place just kinda how it goes

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:06 (one month ago)

of course all countries do bad things but bringing it up when we’re bombing the shit out of them and assisting a 2nd ethnic cleansing in Lebanon is vile

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:09 (one month ago)

I'm semi-autistic, ADHD, dyslexic. My politics are very emotional to me. I grew up in poverty and have a very strong class solidarity with the oppressed of the world. Sometimes my posting is not good, but I'm not a flip one liner kind of person - but can pull it off myself sometimes.

I had gays in my family who had horrific times in the UK in the 60's/80's. An uncle did two prison stretches.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:09 (one month ago)

buying into anything negative the US says about another country is an L

Nah. Every country on Earth does shitty things. I mean, I don't know exactly what they're up to in Bhutan, but I'm sure I could find fault with it if I did even cursory research. Why? Because people mostly suck, especially people in groups, and governments. But lots of people in the rich white West have a real fetish for shit-talking their own countries without bothering to factor in the idea that people just suck. That's not "whataboutism" because it doesn't excuse anything. It's just clear-eyed observation of mass human shittiness.

xp

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:10 (one month ago)

i know some stuff about bhutan

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:11 (one month ago)

not accusing anyone here of this just this conversation made me think of it but i have encountered a sort of hippiesh view in the wild that no one from one place should ever judge the actions of another culture or country that it amounts to meddling in their affairs or something, set aside the fact that i have no ability to meddle with a country, it just ends up being an ironic backdoor endorsement of existing power structures like congrats youre a nicaraguan nationalist now, i think ultimately people just dont want to deal which is fine but then they get up on their high horse about not wanting to deal and in the process come out against the idea of human rights

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:19 (one month ago)

tbf the fact that these Iranian leaders are Kant scholars or whatever and Trump is but the latest dimwit to be POTUS is kind of interesting.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:23 (one month ago)

human rights as constructed by whom?

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:23 (one month ago)

I was admittedly exposed to a very strong version of cultural relativism at an impressionable age, but ftr I do believe in human rights (unless you're a monarch) though of course table's question is crucial if you genuinely care about this issue.

tbf the fact that these Iranian leaders are Kant scholars or whatever and Trump is but the latest dimwit to be POTUS is kind of interesting.

― Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, April 17, 2026 5:23 PM (two minutes ago)

yeah ya know scrolling back up to the inciting post and well, actually all calzino said was that the Iranians are smarter than their American counterparts -- something that I assume literally everyone posting itt would agree with without hesitation lol

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:28 (one month ago)

I'm semi-autistic, ADHD, dyslexic. My politics are very emotional to me. I grew up in poverty and have a very strong class solidarity with the oppressed of the world. Sometimes my posting is not good, but I'm not a flip one liner kind of person - but can pull it off myself sometimes.

I had gays in my family who had horrific times in the UK in the 60's/80's. An uncle did two prison stretches.

― calzino, Friday, April 17, 2026 5:09 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i appreciate this, thank you for for lack of a better word sharing, im not gonna tell anyone how to post i will say that i get a little frustrated when people are angrily dumping their thoughts here and there little conversational flow, not saying youre the only one who does it im sure we all do to some extent but i enjoy the famous plain text message board more when it leans towards talking to each other rather than accusing each other of being imperialists or whatever, having said that obviously this is a fraught topic and people are gonna get mad i would never say they shouldnt

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:29 (one month ago)

human rights as constructed by whom?

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, April 17, 2026 5:23 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

crucial question if youre going to care about such things for sure

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:29 (one month ago)

tbf the fact that these Iranian leaders are Kant scholars or whatever and Trump is but the latest dimwit to be POTUS is kind of interesting.

― Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

American leaders are badly educated, which is unusual for an empire.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:31 (one month ago)

Our smartest president (JQ Adams) wasn't reelected.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:33 (one month ago)

Our lord Jesus Christ

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:33 (one month ago)

being crazy and dumb and having a lot of natural resources is enough sometimes

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:34 (one month ago)

Being boooksmart often makes you a lousy politician

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:38 (one month ago)

yeah understanding power lusting for it and so forth is a different kind of knowledge

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:39 (one month ago)

there's a blurb from Obama on the back of The Power Broker:

"I think about Robert Caro and reading The Power Broker back when I was twenty-two years old and just being mesmerized, and I'm sure it helped to shape how I think about politics."

I have wondered a lot about this while reading it

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:43 (one month ago)

i have encountered a sort of hippiesh view in the wild that no one from one place should ever judge the actions of another culture or country that it amounts to meddling in their affairs or something, set aside the fact that i have no ability to meddle with a country, it just ends up being an ironic backdoor endorsement of existing power structures like congrats youre a nicaraguan nationalist now, i think ultimately people just dont want to deal which is fine but then they get up on their high horse about not wanting to deal and in the process come out against the idea of human rights

not speaking about anyone here but i've noticed a similar thing and here are my two cents about it: it reveals more about the moralism that a person has constructed for themselves than the complex nature of power and oppression as it exists in another place and culture.

dream mummy (map), Friday, 17 April 2026 21:44 (one month ago)

there's a blurb from Obama on the back of The Power Broker:

"I think about Robert Caro and reading The Power Broker back when I was twenty-two years old and just being mesmerized, and I'm sure it helped to shape how I think about politics."

I have wondered a lot about this while reading it

― obvious old hat (rob), Friday, April 17, 2026 5:43 PM (thirty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

getting mesmerized robert caros writing is truly some sick shit, in all seriousness tho very interesting quote

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:49 (one month ago)

human rights as constructed by whom?

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, April 17, 2026 10:23 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i do get the necessity for this line of thinking when it comes to poking holes in the arrogant and hypocritical ideology of western imperialism, but on the other hand i think at the day-to-day level most sensible compassionate people have an inherent sense of what should be meant by this term and it's not always necessary to complicate things and get all critical theory about it ... on the contrary, sometimes the simplest and most radical operation is to simply take a concept like "human rights" and apply it at face value, there's a subversive quality to it when you can already anticipate the backlash -- "but ... we didn't LITERALLY mean everybody!"

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:53 (one month ago)

I’m with rob here, and it’s why I don’t EVER bring up som whataboutism bullshit re: many Islamic societies’ attitudes and laws regarding homosexuality. People will say “but x place hangs gay people!!” and i will legit respond with “and what society causes LGBTQ teenagers to kill themselves at rates high enough to be deemed an epidemic?” people don’t want to ever hear about the absolute evil that rests at the heart of the United States. some gay kid kills himself and people blame schools and parents and whatever, but it’s considered a personal matter. well it isn’t— the US has that blood on its hands, too.

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, April 17, 2026 10:02 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is exactly how i feel btw, i've had almost exact versions of this conversation. i guess what annoys me is this other aspect of the convo when it's like, for me anyway, it's a granted: obviously these are both really evil things. idk it's not hard at all to admit that and then move back to what's important or what needs to be focused on in this context (hint: it's not the social "failings" of Iranian society). this part does seem hard for some people, to my eternal befuddlement

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:56 (one month ago)

and like, my experiences are different than those of others, we're not always having the same convos or consuming the same media, it's not my intention to police other people's reactions or outrage or whatever

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:03 (one month ago)

for me Obama is a satanic figure. Someone who talked a lot of vile bullshit platitudes whilst ordering strikes on weddings and enjoying that last era of unchallenged US reaper drone dominance from the skies over the unfortunate population of Afghanistan. Wish Morbz was still here. Trump has done more for the cause of accelerationism than has ever been accelerated before. He's finished the job off in a fucking month!

The real point where the US empire died (and didn't learn anything from their impending death) was Operation Rough Rider in 2025 because that was the first naval blockade (by Ansar Allah) by a state without a traditional navy. And the US got hit hard and retreated with their tail between their legs. After a bombing campaign in Yemen that only killed civilians. Trump declared victory. USS Harry S. Truman had suffered multiple *laundry fires*. Apparently many US soldiers were traumatised because they were not used to being fired back at and not winning. That was like a microcosm version of the military hubris of invading Iran.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:06 (one month ago)

I would argue that the US empire died when Reagan sabotaged the hostage rescue in 1979, but ymmv

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 22:12 (one month ago)

Caro's books are absolutely essential to understanding America's view of itself as imperial power

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 22:14 (one month ago)

The Power Broker is a chronicle of how a man's self-delusions become poisonous.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 22:15 (one month ago)

I’m with rob here, and it’s why I don’t EVER bring up som whataboutism bullshit re: many Islamic societies’ attitudes and laws regarding homosexuality. People will say “but x place hangs gay people!!” and i will legit respond with “and what society causes LGBTQ teenagers to kill themselves at rates high enough to be deemed an epidemic?” people don’t want to ever hear about the absolute evil that rests at the heart of the United States. some gay kid kills himself and people blame schools and parents and whatever, but it’s considered a personal matter. well it isn’t— the US has that blood on its hands, too.

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, April 17, 2026 10:02 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The sort of whataboutism Table skewers her is rife atm - my bizarre gone-rightwing ex-housemate has been spouting it on our ex-housemates group chat to try and 'provoke' the rest of us over our opposition to Trump and this war, and it's just so nakedly dishonest and abhorently amoral.

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Friday, 17 April 2026 22:18 (one month ago)

the usa while obvs being a bigger doofus than usual recently is still a crazily powerful country, i do think the world is moving towards a more multi polar dynamic generally and so american power will wane, but i dont think any of that necessarily means the american empire is ending any time soon, who knows what it even means for american empire to end, sort of thing was simpler to understand when an empire leaned more towards formally occupied land rather than the weird capitalist influence operation that weve got going now, the british empire went from its biggest to mostly gone in 40 years wonder what it would take for america to go that way

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:19 (one month ago)

Lads, Lads! can’t we just all agree that there are evil murdering shitheads on both sides and that anyone with a desire to lead a country or and army probably needs locking up before they do any damage.

Ed, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:27 (one month ago)

I'm not trying to be hyperbolic here but the petrodollar and dollar as reserve currency hegemony has already been destroyed. It's just in playing out phase now. Try and persuade me otherwise. The British Empire was much more very more local institution and militarily softer than US power imo and collapsed rapidly in the colonies and the pound as reserve currency was nothing as strongly enmeshed into the global economy as the petrodollar

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:28 (one month ago)

i would agree re the dollars sitch or at least suspect were headed in that direction, which would def be a hit to american power but america still has other power, america is strong, which doesnt mean american hegemony wont collapse but i just dont know if itll happen or what exactly itd take, i mean obvs no one really knows because its the future but it is interesting to ponder

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:33 (one month ago)

xxp

I just simply don't condemn other countries, coming from the font of fascism, white supremacy, concentration camps etc - the worst country to ever fucking exist.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:34 (one month ago)

one thing i guess is if countries started getting better offers from other countries to influence them, obvs you already see a lot of that from china building infrastructure all over asia and africa, of course america could make better offers too, unless its just too stuck in its ways from being in charge for too long that could def cause further decline, the other thing that could do it even faster is if more trump style insanely incompetent leadership came down the pike

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:39 (one month ago)

Britain or America?
because I could make good arguments for both in worst country terms.

Ed, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:40 (one month ago)

both of them really, just two cheeks between the satanic arsehole!

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:42 (one month ago)

The USA was founded by Britons.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2026 22:43 (one month ago)

Not how arseholes work

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 22:44 (one month ago)

shamefully, lots of Irish and Scots as well. That Sinker quote: we are all bad and we should all feel bad

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 22:46 (one month ago)

Exactly, Britons. The "Irish" were Scots and English settlers.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2026 22:48 (one month ago)

Fabulous Friday night conversation, lads.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:04 (one month ago)

of course all countries do bad things but bringing it up when we’re bombing the shit out of them and assisting a 2nd ethnic cleansing in Lebanon is vile

Just cycling back a few hours later here to note that the actual prompt for this digression was a seeming denial or dismissal of actual atrocities carried out by a particular government that have been both bragged about by that government and also validated by non-U.S. third parties. Literally no one was saying that it was cool for the US to bomb Iran because of any actions by the Iranian government. All anybody was objecting to was the seeming hand-waving at actual atrocities where thousands of people really died. I don’t think we should hand-wave at atrocities just because of who they were carried out by.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:19 (one month ago)

otm

Dan S, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:25 (one month ago)

utter deranged bullshit tipsy. Your own country is literally nazi Germany here. Not just from bombing schools in Iran but also their part in the Gaza genocide. You are trying use unsubstantiated propaganda bullshit to say how dare you criticise the USAF bombing girls' schools and murdering 168 of them. Seriously go fuck yourself, dickhead. post something at least that isn't such incredulous bullshit.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:38 (one month ago)

dude go to bed, all anyone is calling you on is your insinuation that Iran killing protesters is fake news or someting

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:39 (one month ago)

Deep in ranting lunatic territory now

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:39 (one month ago)

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war thread

mick signals, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:44 (one month ago)

This is the problem here, most of you on here are fake-left pro imperialist lamers. I'd just simply stop pretending to be left-wing at this stage of you publicly shitting your pants

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:44 (one month ago)

lol you are so high on your own supply

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:44 (one month ago)

that's literally accusation as confession

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:46 (one month ago)

idk I'm not the one who's up past midnight having a fit because people dared to disagree with me on a message board

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:46 (one month ago)

also dude I'm an anarchist, GTFO with your slander, pay attention. I don;t have to agree with you to have my own politics.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:47 (one month ago)

I’m literally bombing schools right now. It’s my duty as an American.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:48 (one month ago)

are the protest death #s inflated for Western propaganda? of course
did Iran kill people that they shouldn't have? fuck yeah

this isn't fucking rocket science

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:49 (one month ago)

well why are you so consistently agitated about the collapse of US Empire and military power? Is that anarchism?

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:52 (one month ago)

You don't know shit about the Iran protests. Deep state ghouls like Pompeo and the Israel IDF know much more about. I'd love to see the response in the US if 200 of your cops got killed during protests which were exasperated by foreign state actors.

calzino, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:57 (one month ago)

Cool agologism

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2026 23:58 (one month ago)

The Iranian government doesn’t get a free pass of state murder because they are post-colonial philosopher kings. Terrible centrist sentiment that one but unfortunately it’s what I think.

Ed, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:59 (one month ago)

shut the fuck up, Ed!

calzino, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:00 (one month ago)

already got enough cold-blooded psychopathic aggro-centrist pricks on this thread

calzino, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:02 (one month ago)

how do I fp and make calz disappear in zing, please!!

get bento (outdoor_miner), Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:06 (one month ago)

calzino, sorry but I think you are definitely going to be banned for a while

Dan S, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:10 (one month ago)

You are trying use unsubstantiated propaganda bullshit to say how dare you criticise the USAF bombing girls' schools and murdering 168 of them.

lol. Literally the only person on this thread right now justifying government slaughter is you. Most of us are pretty firmly in the anti-governments-massacring-people camp. But anyway. It’s Friday night here, I’m going to see some music. To all a good night!

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:11 (one month ago)

Show your evidence then, dickhead. Honestly all you Americans have lost your fucking minds.

calzino, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:14 (one month ago)

xp
Never going to be polite to you again Tipsy (after I'm banned) you've genuinely shown your true self here

calzino, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:15 (one month ago)

tipsy is a good poster

sorry for your pain about this calzino, seriously, but you don't have to lash out with so much hatred

Dan S, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:25 (one month ago)

he's just literally shown he is actually a bad poster, that's not my pain - perhaps not his either - sociopathic bullshitters don't feel pain

calzino, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:27 (one month ago)

go to bed

(I forgot to note that table was otm earlier about how nobody in the US should criticize other countries, unfortunately it was you who brought up the Iran protest in the first place so it kind of forced the discussion)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:30 (one month ago)

that doesn't really read to me how this thread has panned out tonight, mr anarchist

calzino, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:34 (one month ago)

Are you sure, calz? 'Cos you're done for a month.

the long version with the trombone solo (WmC), Saturday, 18 April 2026 03:25 (one month ago)

Daniel Kinahan arrested in Dubai. With this timing wonder if he's an unexpected casualty of recent events

anvil, Saturday, 18 April 2026 03:36 (one month ago)

A bit of commentary from centrist site X dow com.

Trump is a specialist in self-sabotage.

It is pretty clear that the US concluded its recent ceasefire agreement with Iran, and is now on the cusp of signing a framework agreement with it that extends the ceasefire for a considerable period, because the price shocks produced by this war are about to transition to a series of supply shocks.

The inability of the US and Israel to achieve any of their war goals, and the mounting economic damage during an election year, essentially forced Trump’s hand.

Washington’s off-ramp consisted of a simple deal with Tehran: a ceasefire in Lebanon in exchange for unimpeded commercial navigation through the Strait of Hormuz.

There also appears to be some agreement about releasing frozen Iranian funds in exchange for Iran renewing its pledge to maintain the civilian nature of its nuclear program, but this has yet to be confirmed.

The US and Iran issued their respective announcements about Lebanon and the Strait of Hormuz, the price of oil dropped like a stone, and the planet breathed a huge sigh of relief.

That wasn’t good enough for Trump. He then felt compelled to make a series of false statements about additional Iranian concessions to stroke his own ego and project a false image of victory.

Most importantly, Trump stated that the US would maintain its apparently limited blockade of Iranian ports. Entirely predictably, Iran responded that if the blockade was maintained so too would its restrictions on the Strait of Hormuz.

Now imagine you’re a maritime insurance broker in London watching the news and reading Trump’s social media. Are you going to reduce insurance rates to a level that commercial traffic through the Strait of Hormuz picks up again, or play it safe and avoid unnecessary risk?

Entirely unnecessary, entirely avoidable, but with Trump self-sabotage is consistently the default option.

Whether murderers or not -- and following this discussion I must say the jury is out on that -- the Islamic Republic might make bank, but only once Trump is finally bored.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2026 05:59 (one month ago)

168 precious souls were atomized in an instant. Families irreparably and forever destroyed. And what will happen to the people who engineered this war crime? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Zilch.

It is a mad, obscene world that we live in.

— kev joon (@never_oppressed) April 18, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2026 06:29 (one month ago)

JUST IN: $760,000,000 worth of oil shorts were reportedly placed 20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open.

— Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) April 17, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2026 06:35 (one month ago)

entire books will be written about the moral depravity of the political and economic leadership of this period

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 18 April 2026 08:38 (one month ago)

university courses on it. there will be sections of children’s schoolbooks that outline the main points, the depths to which we had fallen

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 18 April 2026 08:40 (one month ago)

There's further to fall too.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 April 2026 09:29 (one month ago)

I wonder if we’ll get spine decoration as good as this.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROfjI1GDXrMLSOrSEpz3ZdCOaKO2UrFaLijpcIAVBRAg&s=10

Ed, Saturday, 18 April 2026 09:48 (one month ago)

Iran says control of strait of Hormuz returns to 'previous state' due to US blockade
Iran announced control of the strait of Hormuz has “reverted to its previous state” over the continuing row with the US over its naval blockade of Iranian ports.

In a statement carried by Iranian media, the Iranian military’s operational command, Khatam Al-Anbiya, described the ongoing US blockade as “piracy”, saying: “For this reason, control of the strait of Hormuz has reverted to its previous state, and this strategic waterway is under the strict management and control of the armed forces.

“Until the US restores the complete freedom of navigation for vessels from an Iranian origin to a destination, and from a destination back to Iran, the situation in the strait of Hormuz will remain strictly controlled and in its previous state.”

This adds to the confusion over the status of the key waterway that carried a fifth of global oil supplies before the war. Yesterday Iran and Donald Trump announced the strait had reopened to shipping, but the US president said the US blockade “will remain in full force” until Tehran reaches a deal with Washington, including over its nuclear programme.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2026 09:59 (one month ago)

Emmanuel Macron has just announced that a French soldier, working as a UN peacekeeper, was killed in Lebanon this morning.

Interesting isn't it.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2026 12:40 (one month ago)

Daniel Kinahan arrested in Dubai. With this timing wonder if he's an unexpected casualty of recent events

― anvil, Friday, April 17, 2026 11:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

damn yeah guys just been living his life down there for years, feel like thereve been a lot stories about him recently so maybe dubai just got sick of him

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 April 2026 12:44 (one month ago)

🐦[JUST IN: $760,000,000 worth of oil shorts were reportedly placed 20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open.
— Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) April 17, 2026🕸]🐦

In many ways this is the most insane part of this war. Trump is openly profiting off his bully platform by shorting the market. Not even an attempt to be secretive.

It is happening at the same time the AI CEOs are talking about breaking the social contract (even further) through mass automation. The oligarchs do not even pretend to be “job creators” anymore. And the president doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a pirate, seizing ships with oil and murdering people.

There must be an opening here for something different, something better. There is no coherent legitimation story for the elite, much less a plausible one.

treeship., Saturday, 18 April 2026 12:55 (one month ago)

Sub “current order” for elite, which has conspiratorial echoes.

treeship., Saturday, 18 April 2026 12:57 (one month ago)

Render them into soylent green to feed hogs

Cow_Art, Saturday, 18 April 2026 12:57 (one month ago)

Two Indian-flagged vessels carrying crude oil were attacked on Saturday while attempting to cross the strait of Hormuz, India’s ministry of external affairs said in a statement.

Tehran’s ambassador to New Delhi, Mohammad Fathali, was called in for a meeting with India’s foreign secretary, Vikram Misri, during which Misri conveyed India’s deep concern at the shooting incident involving two Indian-flagged ships. Misri urged the ambassador to convey India’s views to the authorities in Iran and resume at the earliest the process of facilitating India-bound ships across the strait

Another stock market wobble to come on Monday

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2026 18:16 (one month ago)

place yr shorts and polymarket bets gentlemen

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 18 April 2026 18:17 (one month ago)

Not seen more than this tweet but here is a bit of good news if true. IDF injured and killed in Lebanon.

Israeli media announces many casualties now in a "painful security incident" south Lebanon.
Evacuation helicopters in the air to Haifa hospitals.
Details to come.
Note that this happened after many Israeli breaches of ceasefire in Lebanon last 24 hours, and half hour before Sec…

— Hadi Hoteit | هادي حطيط (@HadiHtt) April 18, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2026 18:18 (one month ago)

Be funny if the Iranians were playing on the Polymarkets.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 18 April 2026 18:28 (one month ago)

“Painful security incident” gtfo

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 18 April 2026 18:51 (one month ago)

yeah that is next level misdirection there

z_tbd, Saturday, 18 April 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

pain lying to your face incident

z_tbd, Saturday, 18 April 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

🚨 MB Ghalibaf, Iran’s Parliament Speaker and head of negotiating delegation:

🔸We are not stronger than the United States in military power, that is basic math; it is clear that they have more money, equipment, and resources, and because they have invaded many countries and committed crimes around the world, they have more experience than us.

🔸The Zionist regime, which is the servant and agent of the U.S. in the region, also possesses great power.

🔸Sometimes we hear our dear people say that we destroyed them! We did not destroy them.

🔸But we are the winners on the battlefield in this war. Certainly, equipment, resources, and money are effective in war and victory, but it is not always the case. We fought an asymmetric war in such a way that, through our own planning and preparedness, we repelled the enemy.

🔸The enemy had money and resources but did not act with proper planning. They make strategic mistakes; they err in understanding our people just as they do in their military planning.

🔸The U.S. government claims that America comes first, but in practice, it has shown that Israel comes first because it makes decisions based on Israel’s misinformation.

🔸Sometimes I hear from our dear citizens and even national media that we have destroyed all their military power, so we should advance and destroy the rest and not negotiate. Here we need to pay attention: we have an advantage on the battlefield, and that is why Trump is requesting a ceasefire.

▫️ @mb_ghalibaf

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 07:45 (one month ago)

Want experience? Commit more war crimes!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 07:46 (one month ago)

"While the Iranians are keen to play up their relationship with China and have asked Beijing to serve as a guarantor of a ceasefire, Beijing has shown zero interest in assuming such a role,” said Patricia Kim of the Brookings Institution. “Beijing appears content to remain on the sidelines as the United States bears the brunt of the pressure."

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-steps-up-iran-diplomacy-while-seeking-smooth-summit-with-trump-2026-04-17/

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 10:53 (one month ago)

If any of this is right, we'll be back to nuke talk before long..

https://archive.ph/RgHkm

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 11:04 (one month ago)

Trump back to war crimes threats:

“We’re offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran,” he stated.

“They’ll come down fast, they’ll come down easy and, if they don’t take the DEAL, it will be my Honor to do what has to be done.”

curmudgeon, Sunday, 19 April 2026 14:55 (one month ago)

relatable

‪max‬
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spoke with an iranian friend at length yesterday who basically said "disliking the islamic republic and also not wanting to be bombed by the us has led me to something close to anarchism and dislike of nation states in general"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:20 (one month ago)

yeah, not to return to the source of some recent drama here, but this has been my position the entire time: the US and Israel are undoubtedly the Great Satan. but all nation states are evil and commit evil acts, and caping for any of them just because of hatred for another is some weird inverse nationalism, "enemy of my enemy is my friend" type bullshit. very tankie-coded.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:25 (one month ago)

The Wall Street Journal has an impenetrable paywall, so I'm gonna cut 'n' paste the entirety of this article, because it is some wild shit.

Behind Trump’s Public Bravado on the War, He Grapples With His Own Fears
The president’s impulsive style has never before been tested during a sustained military conflict; ruminating on Jimmy Carter

It seemed like Donald Trump’s appetite for risk had run out, and his fears were ramping up.

It was Good Friday afternoon in a nearly empty West Wing soon after the president learned that an American jet had been shot down in Iran, with two airmen missing. Trump screamed at aides for hours. The Europeans aren’t helping, he said repeatedly. Gas prices averaged $4.09. Images of the 1979 Iranian hostage crisis—one of the biggest international policy failures of a presidency in recent times—had been looming large in his mind, people who have spoken to him said.

“If you look at what happened with Jimmy Carter…with the helicopters and the hostages, it cost them the election,” Trump had said in March. “What a mess.”

Trump demanded that the military go get them immediately. But the U.S. hadn’t been on the ground in Iran since the government overthrow that led to the hostage crisis, and they needed to figure out how to get into treacherous Iranian terrain and avoid Tehran’s own military. Aides kept the president out of the room as they got minute-by-minute updates because they believed his impatience wouldn’t be helpful, instead updating him at meaningful moments, a senior administration official said.

One airman was recovered quickly, but it wasn’t until late Saturday that Trump received word that the second airman had been rescued in a high-stakes extraction. What could’ve turned into the lowest point in Trump’s two terms, wouldn’t. After 2 a.m., Trump, too, went to bed.

Six hours later, the chest-thumping president was back with another audacious gamble to loosen Iran’s grip on its most powerful point of leverage, the Strait of Hormuz. “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell,” he blasted on social media Easter morning from the White House residence, adding an Islamic prayer to the post.

A president who thrives on drama is bringing an even more intense version of his unorthodox, maximalist approach to a new situation—fighting a war. He is veering between belligerent and conciliatory approaches and grappling behind the scenes with just how badly things could go wrong.

At the same time, the president sometimes loses focus, spending time on the details of his plans for the White House ballroom or on midterm fundraisers—and telling advisers he wants to shift to other topics.

Trump is dealing with his own fear about ordering troops into harm’s way where some will be injured and some not return home, similar to other presidents who have been at war, people familiar with the matter said.

Trump has resisted sending American soldiers to take Kharg Island, for example, the launch point for 90% of Iran’s oil exports. While he was told the mission would succeed, and the territory’s capture would give the U.S. access to the strait, he worried there would be unacceptably high American casualties, the people said. They’ll be sitting ducks, the president said.

Still, he has made risky pronouncements without input from his national security team—including his post about plans to destroy the Iranian civilization—saying seeming unstable could help spur the Iranians to negotiate.

At one point he even mused he should award himself the nation’s highest military honor, the Medal of Honor.

Trump campaigned on ending foreign wars but wagered that he could solve, with American air and naval power, a national security problem that had bedeviled seven previous presidents. Now, a cease-fire is in doubt, a critical trade route has been closed for weeks and Iran’s regime has been replaced with radical new leaders, all threatening to lengthen an operation that Trump has repeatedly said would only last six weeks—a deadline already missed since the war began Feb. 28.

White House officials said they believe a breakthrough in negotiations with Iran could be reached in coming days, and they are eyeing more talks in Pakistan.

The president’s impulsive style has never before been tested during a sustained military conflict. Unlike the successful operation in Venezuela, which buoyed his confidence, Trump is confronting a more intractable foe in Iran, which is so far unwilling to bend to his demands.

“We are witnessing astonishing military successes that do not add up to victory and that is squarely on the president and how he’s chosen to do his job—lack of attention to detail and lack of planning,” said Kori Schake, a senior fellow at the right-leaning think tank American Enterprise Institute who served on former President George W. Bush’s National Security Council.

Soon after Trump’s holiday post, aides fielded calls from Republican senators and Christian leaders. They asked, why would he say “Praise be to Allah” on Easter morning? Why would he use the F-word? Trump swears profusely in private but usually calibrates it in public and on social media.

When one adviser later asked him about it, he said he came up with the Allah idea himself. He said he wanted to seem as unstable and insulting as possible, believing it could bring the Iranians to the table, senior administration officials said. It was a language, he said, the Iranians would understand. But he was also concerned about the fallout. “How’s it playing?” he asked advisers. (Iran’s parliamentary speaker called the threat reckless.)

On the Tuesday after Easter, he issued the most dramatic ultimatum of his presidency, saying that unless Iran struck a deal in 12 hours, a whole civilization would die.

Again, the post was improvisational, and not part of a national security plan, the administration officials said.

People around the U.S. and the world were gripped with fear and confusion about what the president intended to do. Behind the scenes, top aides saw the move as a way to spur negotiations in a war the president was desperately ready to end. Secretary of State Marco Rubio told others privately it was language that might actually bring the Iranians to negotiate.

What Trump really wanted, advisers said, was to scare the Iranians, and to end the conflict. Less than ninety minutes before his deadline, Trump announced a precarious two-week cease-fire.

“President Trump campaigned proudly on his promise to deny the Iranian regime the ability to develop a nuclear weapon, which is what this noble operation accomplishes,” said Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary. She said the president had “remained a steady leader our country needs.”

Trump is keeping close score on the war, measuring how many Iranian targets have been destroyed as a key metric of success, officials said.

‘Blood and sand’

Trump’s decision to venture into the war surprised many who knew him best. “Blood and sand,” he told advisers in his first term to describe the region, explaining why he wasn’t interested in getting drawn into any Middle East conflict.

After a persuasive February briefing from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the Situation Room, and repeated conversations with a group of outside allies that included Sen. Lindsey Graham (R., S.C.), he said he trusted the military to pull it off. Look, he said to advisers, at how quickly they had “won” in Venezuela, where the U.S. had, in a matter of hours, captured its president and ended with his more compliant deputy in his place.

In Iran, the war started with the execution of Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and other top Iranian officials. Trump was shown clips every morning of stunning explosions across the Iranian terrain. Advisers said Trump remarked to them how impressive the military was, seeming in awe of the scale of bombs.

But Trump had done little to sell the American public on the war, and soon grew frustrated that his administration wasn’t getting the same kind of external praise. Leavitt attributed his frustration to what she deemed unfair news coverage of the administration. His team showed him poll results for the November midterm elections that showed him the war was dragging down Republican candidates.

Still, Trump himself wasn’t up for re-election—and he thought a win over Iran would give him a chance to reshape the global order in a way he couldn’t in his first term, two top officials said. Trump said early in the military operation that if we get this right, we are saving the world, according to a person who heard his comments.

With the strait’s closure choking off some 20% of the global oil supply, energy CEOs soon grew nervous. In mid-March, Energy Secretary Chris Wright appeared at a board meeting of the American Petroleum Institute, the oil industry’s primary lobbying group, and said the war would be over in weeks, according to people at the meeting. The energy leaders have at times worried that war would drive up prices far more than the White House seemed to appreciate if Trump continued an escalation that matched his rhetoric, people familiar with the matter said.

Trump vacillated, people close to him said, between considering economic worries in calls with advisers including Wright and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, and insisting that he was going to keep the war going. He told advisers that they needed to watch the markets, and his words often moved them.

But Trump quickly began ruminating on how the military action could turn into a catastrophe.

Speaking to Republican lawmakers in Doral, Fla., a little over a week into the war, Trump ticked through Democratic presidents who oversaw foreign policy debacles, including the withdrawal from Afghanistan under President Joe Biden. He then dwelled on Carter’s failed attempt to rescue U.S. hostages held by the same Iranian regime he was bombing.

European countries and the NATO alliance have refused to join Trump’s Iran campaign and declined to help force open the strait, drawing Trump’s frequent ire.

He grew angry with British Prime Minister Keir Starmer for being slow to allow U.S. forces to use U.K. bases and derisively mocked the French President as “Emmanuel,” dragging out the syllables in an exaggerated French accent, in White House meetings after the two sparred over both the war and Emmanuel Macron’s wife. When NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte came to Washington earlier this month for a pre-scheduled meeting, Trump told officials afterward it was largely a waste of time because Rutte couldn’t force his members to help.

The strait has been a particular source of frustration. Before the U.S. went to war, Trump told his team that Iran’s government would likely capitulate before closing the strait, and that even if Tehran tried, the U.S. military could handle it, The Wall Street Journal has reported. Some of the president’s advisers were caught off guard that tanker traffic would grind to a halt so quickly after the bombing began, according to a person in contact with the White House.

Trump has since marveled at the ease with which the strait was closed. A guy with a drone can shut it down, Trump has said to people, expressing belated irritation that the key waterway was so vulnerable. He has publicly oscillated between demanding support from allies to help open it and insisting that the U.S. doesn’t need or want military assistance.

In late March—about a week before the Iranians shot down the plane—Trump had ordered his negotiating team to find a way to start talks, according to a person familiar with the discussions.

By early April, the price of gas was up by more than $1 a gallon, and industry leaders worried that the market still hadn’t properly priced the risk that the war was posing to the oil supply. The president, through his force of personality, was doing a good job talking down the price of oil, but reality would soon set in, said one person familiar with the industry.

But they’ve been told Trump is willing to take the political hit for higher prices for a short period of time, the person said.

The president’s competing impulses, playing out in early-morning missives, concerned his aides who were growing worried the war was becoming a political albatross.

He took repeated calls from journalists, telling Axios there’s “practically nothing left to target” in Iran, and complaining to an Italian newspaper about his erstwhile friend, Italian prime minister Giorgia Meloni. In an Easter interview with the Journal, he said he could strike “every power plant” in Iran, an attack on civilian infrastructure that would potentially break international law against war crimes.

Trump’s top aides have taken turns telling the president that he should limit the impromptu interviews because they were only convincing the public he had contradictory messages. At times, Trump would joke with Leavitt that he had talked to a reporter and made big news, but she would have to wait and see what it was, White House officials said. For a bit, he agreed to curb them—then soon returned.

Some advisers encouraged him to do a speech to the nation. White House chief of staff Susie Wiles thought it would reassure the country that Trump had a plan. Trump wasn’t initially interested. What would he say? He couldn’t declare victory. He didn’t know where it was going. He was eventually persuaded to make the address on April 1, and aides along with outside advisers filled the room hoping to encourage him.

The U.S. had succeeded on the battlefield and the U.S. military objectives would be completed “very shortly,” he told skeptical Americans. The speech, which didn’t clarify how the U.S. would exit the war, didn’t increase public support.

Minute-by-minute rescue

The repeated crises prompted by the war have led to scrambles inside the administration.

For 24 hours over Easter weekend, Trump’s team dialed into the Situation Room: Vice President JD Vance from Camp David, Wiles from her home in Florida. They received almost minute-by-minute progress reports, of the military entering Iran, the rescue planes getting stuck in the sand, the efforts to distract the Iranians. They called the last airman by a code name.

Trump wasn’t included in the meeting but received updates by phone.

After Trump’s subsequent threat to destroy Iranian civilization, White House officials talked to Pakistani counterparts about mediating a cease-fire. Trump was too mad at the Europeans for any of them to serve the role, administration officials said.

As the world waited on the president’s 8 p.m. deadline, Trump flitted between topics, aides said. He talked to officials about endorsements in an Indiana state race. His team prepped for the midterms. He listened to officials talk about cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence policy.

He also asked Wiles and Steve Witkoff, the U.S.’s chief negotiator with Iran, where things stood. Push them to a deal, he told Witkoff repeatedly.

White House concerns about security threats have been heightened, aides said.

In recent weeks, for example, Trump and his team have noticed an increase in security. On a cloudless night in April at Mar-a-Lago, every umbrella was up on the patio in an unusual arrangement, guests said. Club members were told that there was an effort to limit drone visibility, a Mar-a-Lago member said.

Rubio told others about standing outside his home at the military compound where he lives and watching a suspicious drone, administration officials said. Secret Service protection teams have expanded to carry weapons White House officials had never seen before.

Despite the high pressure moments, Trump has also told advisers he wants to talk about other topics and see the media focus on other issues. When guests showed up for a meeting of Kennedy Center officials in March, the president pulled some of them aside to talk about the ballroom he is constructing on White House grounds. Out came drawings showing a large hole in the ground—he was amazed at all that could be built underneath. Advisers said he has multiple meetings a week on the topic and views himself as the general contractor.

Also on his mind: raising money for the midterms. Hours after the war began on the last Saturday in February, he was at a fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago. When some staff questioned if they should cancel it, Trump said he would have to eat dinner regardless.

At another gathering, one night after threatening to end Iranian civilization, Trump stood in the White House with donors and top staff for a reception ahead of America’s 250th celebration this summer. He mused about giving himself the nation’s highest military honor, the Medal of Honor, designed to honor bravery, courage and sacrifice, according to people who were at the reception.

He then told a story about why he said he deserved it: In his first term as he flew into Iraq for a surprise holiday visit to the troops, his jet descended in the dark toward an unlit runway. In dramatic fashion, he counted down the feet to the plane landing, and recalled how scary it was. The pilots kept reassuring him, he said, and they landed safely.

He couldn’t get the medal, he said, because White House counsel David Warrington, who was standing nearby at the event, wouldn’t allow it.

Leavitt, the White House spokeswoman, said he was joking.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:37 (one month ago)

US-Israel needs to be stopped permanently and by any means necessary. Because one of the other will absolutely be the first to deploy a tAcTiCaL nuke. Don’t really gaf if that’s tankie or not.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:41 (one month ago)

or the other*

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:42 (one month ago)

xp nah that's common sense aiui

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:49 (one month ago)

That WSJ article still does a lot of sanewashing.

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:17 (one month ago)

all nation states are evil and commit evil acts, and caping for any of them just because of hatred for another is some weird inverse nationalism

otm. Likewise excusing one's atrocities because others have committed worse.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:22 (one month ago)

like, in this particular case of the Iran war I hope Iran hands us an L on every front, I want American empire to die too, but I’m not going to pretend a theocracy is something anyone who considers themselves “left” should be supporting in the long run.

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:35 (one month ago)

but all nation states are evil and commit evil acts, and caping for any of them just because of hatred for another is some weird inverse nationalism, "enemy of my enemy is my friend" type bullshit. very tankie-coded.

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

This is just nonsense. If Iran is destroyed the middle east becomes a playground for US interests, Israel and Gulf estates that brutalise local populations and become playgrounds for the rich.

Look at Libya and Palestine, that's the blueprint you are sleeping on.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:45 (one month ago)

The world is hardening it's borders and creating more refugees, which is what will happen here. It goes further and further from this anti-state rhetoric. Talking about anarchism is laughable.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:47 (one month ago)

ideals are illegal you heard it here first

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:54 (one month ago)

To be fair ideas haven't been having a great run lately anyway.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 19 April 2026 18:01 (one month ago)

Not about ideals (though "Vote Democrat" is a big ideal here, as I understand it), I have no doubt what would be the worst outcome for Iran and the world and I don't have to support the people currently in charge of Iran.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:25 (one month ago)

to xyzzz— so I am supposed to… support Iran? fuck off.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:34 (one month ago)

During the Biden era I was insufficiently anti-China for some people here when Nancy was rattling swords over Taiwan.

It’s not necessary to ‘support’ anyone else in particular, just to oppose American imperialism. Being neither Chinese nor Iranian I don’t have much say in their government… nor should I.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:38 (one month ago)

i certainly don’t support the people currently in charge of Iran. or those in charge of the US. or Israel. or any other state.

to say that “borders are hardening” and that this is a reason to abandon ideals is ridiculous

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:39 (one month ago)

During the Biden era I was insufficiently anti-China for some people here when Nancy was rattling swords over Taiwan.

It’s not necessary to ‘support’ anyone else in particular, just to oppose American imperialism. Being neither Chinese nor Iranian I don’t have much say in their government… nor should I.

i do oppose American imperialism, so what’s your point

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:40 (one month ago)

buncha fucking crypto-tankie Maoist facefucks up in this board it seems, not sure who is worse and more hated in my eyes, them or the liberals

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:42 (one month ago)

"Vote Democrat" is a big ideal here, as I understand it)

this is the strangest misuse of the word "ideal" I've seen in a long time

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:43 (one month ago)

to xyzzz— so I am supposed to… support Iran? fuck off.

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Reading really isn't your strong point huh?

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:02 (one month ago)

Milo otm. It's not about 'support' of a side, though I will march to get my state to not kill people far away. That's as much as I can do.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

as usual this issue can neatly be encapsulated into a dril tweet - "you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to ISIL"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:18 (one month ago)

xp yes we all agree on this. It was your flippant dismissal of anarchism that rankled.

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

to xyzzz— so I am supposed to… support Iran? fuck off.

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Reading really isn't your strong point huh?

not being a complete asshole isn’t your strong suit, certainly

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:25 (one month ago)

fwiw we actually agree on many things, xyzzz, but seem to have diametrically opposed communication styles. sorry for calling you an asshole

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:27 (one month ago)

No probs, fine.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:51 (one month ago)

his brain is such mush

“Military advisers intentionally excluded Trump from the command room during the recent high-stakes extraction of a downed American airman in Iran, fearing his erratic temper would jeopardize the mission, WSJ reported…”

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-893485

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 19 April 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

(I still think the "extraction" was a botched uranium heist)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 19 April 2026 21:17 (one month ago)

Yeah, two C-130s aren't needed to pick up a guy.

nickn, Sunday, 19 April 2026 21:19 (one month ago)

One of the C-130s was a decoy. Classic misdirection. Bernie Mac confused the Iranians with irreverent radio chatter so that no one would notice George Clooney in a hijab.

on the flippety-flop (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 April 2026 22:37 (one month ago)

The way our spec ops people work now it would not surprise me at all if a rescue mission involved enough people for two C-130s to be needed for support. They weren’t going to take any chances on the PR disaster of losing the pilot.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 19 April 2026 22:41 (one month ago)

They weren’t going to take any chances on the PR disaster of losing the pilot.

You mean the pilot whose name no one knows? The pilot no one has seen or heard from since?

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 19 April 2026 22:43 (one month ago)

Yes. There’s no good story to sell with someone’s name who got shot down in a deeply unpopular war that we’re not winning.

‘They were going to carry out a ton of enriched uranium by hand’ (the transports in question were carrying the helicopters and support material) makes even less sense than over-budgeted special forces.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 19 April 2026 22:54 (one month ago)

Is Trump going to give the loser who got shot down and ruined his beautiful war a ticker tape parade?

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 19 April 2026 22:55 (one month ago)

Rather be on the side of radical Muslims who fight this with bullets

This is what Israel has done to Bint Jbeil, my hometown in southern Lebanon pic.twitter.com/FVGZ8FwyZr

— Mohamad Bazzi (@BazziNYU) April 19, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 06:32 (one month ago)

xp yes we all agree on this. It was your flippant dismissal of anarchism that rankled.

― The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

I am a 'no borders people should migrate to where they want'. But stating this in a world that gets further away from it everyday is a funny bit, no?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 06:34 (one month ago)

Plus the people who are usually no borders no state often don't take part in any elections. They never cast votes for parties.

Maybe a thought for the day, before this ceasefire collapses.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 06:37 (one month ago)

I guess I just don’t think it’s a funny bit, since as we both know, the hardening of borders is a total catastrophe.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Monday, 20 April 2026 11:07 (one month ago)

But that's what's happening, the state is strengthening not weakening...and given the designs of the US and Israel for Iranians you are looking at a catastrophe for them if the state as it currently is configured is destroyed.

A person may hate both sides but they may need to choose, and I'm not talking about a cross in a ballot box.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 12:37 (one month ago)

In a self-respecting country this repetitive scandal would have brought down the government months ago pic.twitter.com/aEPUEKlOWa

— Benjamin Kunkel (@kunktation) April 20, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 12:51 (one month ago)

Unfortunately, also why this war could go on..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 12:51 (one month ago)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cge0grppe3po

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 12:52 (one month ago)

But that's what's happening, the state is strengthening not weakening...and given the designs of the US and Israel for Iranians you are looking at a catastrophe for them if the state as it currently is configured is destroyed.

A person may hate both sides but they may need to choose, and I'm not talking about a cross in a ballot box.

i guess i am a little confused at what you’re saying then— the anarchist anti-state argument is pointlessly naive, to your mind, and the great Satan (USRael) is obviously fucked and totally genocidal, and it’s fair to acknowledge that there was great upheaval in Iran before this current imperial venture. So what are you saying? That we need to pick a side? Afaic the side of anti-imperialism is also an anti-state stance

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Monday, 20 April 2026 13:54 (one month ago)

Nobody needs to do anything, but I felt the need to push back on hating on both sides because they are states and states are 'evil'.

Should Iran collapse it will be v bad for the people that live there, even if many of them are repressed by the regime now. Surely most people can see that?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 14:57 (one month ago)

same with the US, what's your point?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 20 April 2026 15:01 (one month ago)

like, this entire conversation started because calzino was straight up saying "Iran killing protesters was fake news", and people pushed back on that. nobody is claiming both sides are equally bad here or anything like that.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 20 April 2026 15:02 (one month ago)

US is not going to collapse anytime soon.

And Calzino was pushing back on the 40k figure which curmudgeon pushed (iirc for the 2nd time).

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 15:07 (one month ago)

I don't see anyone here cheerleading for the collapse of the Iranian state. Nation states are bad but chaotic instability caused by their collapse is often worse, the historical record on that is pretty clear. Societal collapse in general empowers the already-most-powerful (and most-well-armed) to pursue their own ends without even whatever guardrails may have restrained them under "rule of law," however corrupt that rule may have been. It's easy for a country to sink into prolonged factional civil wars that can go on for years or decades, impoverishing everyone and providing cover for mass violence, rape, all forms of exploitation. You can find ongoing examples.

It's just that multiple things can be true. It was true that Saddam Hussein ran a brutal and repressive government and initiated multiple wars that killed many people (supported by the U.S. until he wasn't), and also true that the U.S. invasion of Iraq was an unconscionable act of state terrorism that caused a massive amount of destruction and death. Similarly, the Iranian regime is full of authoritarian theocrats — not my favorite type of people, whether they're in Tehran or Tallahassee — and also the U.S./Israel war on the regime is yet another act of state terrorism.

So, maybe more to your point, I DO want the Iranian regime and state to survive this current idiocy, because for people living in Iran and pretty much everyone else, I think outcomes other than that are likely to be worse. But me wanting the Iranian state to survive does not obligate me to pretend that a lot of the people running it aren't also terrible.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 20 April 2026 15:10 (one month ago)

xp and then he flipped out when tipsy posted the more-likely 20K number

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 20 April 2026 15:12 (one month ago)

Agree with most of your argument tipsy I was pushing back on something that was posted yesterday from Blue sky

xp we don't really know the numbers...ultimately this all leads to a manufacture of reasons for war.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 15:16 (one month ago)

Even before the US invasion Calzino was truthering the murder of protestors (and saying that the state was justified in mass killings anyway) in the Ukraine thread of all places

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 20 April 2026 15:18 (one month ago)

Though we agree on a bunch of things I am not here to defend everything the guy has posted. I did push back on some of this in the UK Pol thread.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 April 2026 15:20 (one month ago)

ultimately this all leads to a manufacture of reasons for war.

agree w/this fwiw

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 20 April 2026 15:29 (one month ago)

i think in a cynical mood i posted something trutherish about a protestor execution which i feel stupid about now

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 April 2026 15:40 (one month ago)

last week he said we don't need any oil from Hormuz because we have all we need

Donald Trump on Monday released a series of memos that doubled down on his support of increased domestic fossil fuel production for purported “defense readiness”.

“It emphasized that our Nation’s current inadequate and intermittent energy supply leaves us vulnerable to hostile foreign actors and poses an imminent and growing threat to the United States’ prosperity and national security,” one of Trump’s memoranda said of his executive order.

take your 'memos' to Chevron and see what they say

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 20 April 2026 23:06 (one month ago)

i wonder if there is something about the nature of oil and gas that makes them susceptible to unpredictable interruptions in supply hmmm i guess it is a mystery

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 07:20 (one month ago)

Piece on the Iranian diaspora.

https://archive.ph/A0VLs

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 09:47 (one month ago)

"World's top condom maker Karex to raise prices sharply as Iran war strains supply chain" reut.rs/4tzo8uX

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 14:58 (one month ago)

Well, they're always saying they want the population to increase.

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 15:12 (one month ago)

Oh the line was finally crossed

The IDF soldier who was seen striking a Jesus statue in southern Lebanon in a photo circulating online will be removed from combat duty and will receive 30 days of military detention, the army said in a new statement.

The soldier who photographed the vandalism will also receive the same punishment, according to the IDF.

The army expressed "deep regret" over the desecration and said that its operations in Lebanon "are directed solely against the Hezbollah" and other groups it deems terroristic in nature, and not Lebanese civilians.

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:14 (one month ago)

Last paragraph said by a spokesman struggling to stifle his giggles, most likely

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:15 (one month ago)

my “we’re not killing lebanese civilians” t-shirt seems to be raising more questions than it answers

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:47 (one month ago)

Lebanon on Tuesday raised the toll from six weeks of war between Israel and Hezbollah to 2,454 dead as a fragile 10-day ceasefire holds.

The government’s disaster risk management unit in a statement also said 7,658 people had been wounded in the conflict, which began on 2 March, days after the broader Middle East war erupted.

Authorities and rescuers in Lebanon have been continuing to recover and identify bodies in areas that were subjected to heavy Israeli strikes.

z_tbd, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 17:10 (one month ago)

JD Vance’s trip to Islamabad on hold after Iran failed to meet terms - report
The New York Times is reporting that vice-president JD Vance’s trip to Islamabad has been halted after Tehran failed to respond to American negotiating positions.

A US official told the news outlet that Vance’s trip, which was expected to start on Tuesday, was placed on hold after Iran failed to meet US terms.

The visit could resume if Iran meets these terms, but the White House is waiting for a signal that Iran’s negotiators are willing to sign a deal.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:18 (one month ago)

Pakistani leaders, including Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, worked intensively late Tuesday to get both sides to agree to a second round of ceasefire talks, according to two officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to the media.

The ceasefire was set to expire Wednesday.

Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmail Baghaei told Iran’s state TV there has been “no final decision” on whether to attend because of “unacceptable actions” by the U.S., apparently referencing its recent blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.

https://apnews.com/article/us-iran-war-pakistan-april-21-2026-177a2d0701ef172c3e51686bc1f18f30

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:31 (one month ago)

man if the U.S. restarts the bombing campaign, with gas prices as high as they are...

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:32 (one month ago)

Hezbollah: In defense of Lebanon and its people, and in response to the flagrant and documented violations committed by the Israeli enemy—which have exceeded 200 incidents since the ceasefire came into effect, including attacks on civilians and the destruction of their homes and villages in southern Lebanon—and based on the right to resist and repel occupation, the fighters of the Islamic Resistance targeted, at 18:50 on Tuesday, April 21, 2026, an artillery position belonging to the Israeli enemy army in the settlement of Kfar Giladi—the source of the recent artillery shelling directed toward the town of Yahmar al-Shaqif—with a rocket salvo and a swarm of drones.

Little bits of tit for tat in my TL.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:59 (one month ago)

Lol what

NEW: Trump administration is considering financial bailout for the United Arab Emirates over economic losses sustained from US war with Iran. -WSJ

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:02 (one month ago)

oh those poor things, deary me

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:06 (one month ago)

(this must be something to do with getting a Kushner development project approved)

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

isn’t he currently bitching about having to pay out money to businesses he dicked over with tariffs?!?

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:13 (one month ago)

Reports that Iran refusing to take part in ceasefire talks. They really want to see the US grovel and who can blame them?

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:19 (one month ago)

Lol what

_NEW: Trump administration is considering financial bailout for the United Arab Emirates over economic losses sustained from US war with Iran. -WSJ_

he already bailed out Argentina and there was no pushback so why not

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:22 (one month ago)

Trump extending ceasefire until Iran can "get themselves together."

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)

bailing out a "poor" Latin American country is one thing but billionaire oil families might not go over so as well. xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:26 (one month ago)

It looks like we are heading towards a frozen conflict and the world having to get used to a lot less oil, for a while.

Ed, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:30 (one month ago)

i cannot get over how fucking stupid this all is

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:31 (one month ago)

Completely unimaginable at any other point in my life that the US would try an aerial blitzkrieg and then have to give up inside of a month.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:35 (one month ago)

a lot of Gulf leaders were seriously pissed that this war started without anyone consulting them, and then THEY'RE the ones getting Iranian rockets showered upon them

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:36 (one month ago)

Pretty sure UAE were all gung ho for the war when the US was blowing up schoolgirls, the Saudis certainly were.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:37 (one month ago)

The entire thing with these chickenhawks like Hegseth and Trump is that they talk about how America lost Vietnam and other wars because of "lack of resolve" or unwillingness to do things that upset the public. And here we have Trump giving up after a month because he saw some bad polls and got bored.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:39 (one month ago)

And Iran refused to give up and, in fact, have turned the tables.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

yeah he blinked big time

President Donald Trump announced in a Truth Social post on Tuesday that he is extending the U.S. ceasefire with Iran until Tehran comes to the negotiating table with a proposal.

“Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal,” Trump wrote.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:43 (one month ago)

Hegseth and Trump in starting the war chose to ignore reports that the Iran government would not collapse easily and that there would be issues with the Strait of Hormuz

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 21:23 (one month ago)

Back to No War, No Peace?

🔹The extension of the ceasefire for an undefined period – while a naval blockade remains in place against Iran – is widely viewed within Iranian debates as a highly unfavorable scenario.

🔹Some commentators even describe it as a worst-case outcome, as it effectively reverses Iran’s earlier strategy of attritional pressure and redirects it back onto Iran itself. In this situation, Iran is placed in a state of suspension – neither war nor peace – which Iranian leaders have explicitly sought to avoid since the outset of the conflict, preferring instead a decisive conclusion.

🔹From Tehran’s perspective, statements by Donald Trump and the current trajectory suggest that the shadow of war continues to loom over the country and its already strained economy.

🔹At the same time, the United States retains freedom of action, preserving the option to re-escalate militarily at a time of its choosing. This dynamic is further compounded by the ability of Israel to continue operating in a gray-zone environment.

🔹Taken together – economic pressure through blockade, strategic uncertainty, and continued low-intensity confrontation – this scenario is seen as gradually eroding Iran’s remaining strategic capacity. Over time, it could also intensify internal divisions among political factions, making crisis management more difficult for the leadership.

🔹In this reading, Trump’s extension of the ceasefire is not interpreted as a face-saving exit from the conflict, but rather as a recalibration of the war’s form and shape, which lowers costs for the United States while increasing them for Iran.

🔹This helps explain why Tehran may be reluctant to accept such an arrangement and could instead consider more assertive responses.

🔹Much will depend on whether the naval blockade is enforced in a substantive way or remains largely symbolic.

🔹A key potential trigger for renewed escalation would be any further interdiction or seizure of Iranian vessels. Such an incident could be framed by Iran as a violation of the ceasefire, potentially prompting a military response against U.S. naval forces and leading to a return to active conflict.

🔹From the perspective of some Iranian decision-makers, this may be seen as less costly than either yielding under pressure or remaining in a prolonged state of strategic limbo.

Azizi's analysis ^: Iran are in a trap in this kicking the can down the road scenario, unless they restart the conflict.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 06:50 (one month ago)

Iran seizes two ships in strait of Hormuz - report
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) navy has seized two ships in the strait of Hormuz, according to Iran’s semi-official Tasnim news agency.

The ships were identified as MSC Francesca and Epaminondas, which were reportedly directed to Iranian shores after they were “operating without the required authorisation and for ⁠manipulating navigation systems”.

The IRGC was quoted as saying: “Disrupting order and safety in the strait of Hormuz is our red line.”

Earlier the UKMTO reported two ships were fired at near the strait, while the BBC reported a third vessel was attacked near the Iranian coast.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 10:34 (one month ago)

Azizi's analysis appears to me well-reasoned. Iran's best strategy now requires placing maximum continuous pressure on the US government to negotiate an end to hostilities that regularizes peaceful US-Iran relations, including granting the Iranian regime's continuation and lifting sanctions. To get there they must escalate the political cost of the war on the US side, meaning the Iranian population will bear the brunt of that cost in death, destruction, disease and hunger.

Any achievable US-Iran settlement will not solve the overarching problem of Israeli impunity, but creating that level of solution will require a strong shift in Congress away from blindly backing Israel's rampant militarism, expansionism, and racism.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

who do you believe?

The Pentagon on Tuesday denied a report by shipping journal Lloyd’s List of 26 Iranian ships bypassing the U.S. naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz to export Iranian cargo to countries across the globe.

The London-based firm, which offers intelligence services to shipping companies, released a report on Monday saying the 26 ships, including at least 11 oil and gas tankers laden with Iranian cargo, “passed the blockade line since the US moved to stop traffic to and from Iranian ports on April 13.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 20:01 (one month ago)

Was told the Iranian navy had gone up in smoke.

Sentinel-2 satellite image today shows what looks like a flotilla of IRGCN fast attack crafts sailing north of strait of Hormuz near Kargan coast.
At least 33 boats can be seen in what looks like a show of force enforcing the strait closure by Iran.
Geo-location: 26.899,56.824 pic.twitter.com/smNuM0y6D3

— Mehdi H. (@mhmiranusa) April 22, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 23 April 2026 08:59 (one month ago)

I can’t read the comments but I assume there’s a lot of geo nerds in there pointing out that sentinel 2 is not real time

Heez, Thursday, 23 April 2026 11:50 (one month ago)

Mostly pointing out that it’s normal fishing boat activity

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 23 April 2026 12:22 (one month ago)

That's right

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 23 April 2026 12:24 (one month ago)

Single fishing boats off the coast of South America are more the US Navy's speed I guess

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 April 2026 13:20 (one month ago)

President Trump, asked Thursday about the timeline in Iran, told reporters, “Don’t rush me.”

Trump this week extended a ceasefire indefinitely as it was about to hit a deadline. There is no indication of whether peace talks will occur.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 24 April 2026 00:39 (four weeks ago)

“Don’t rush me.”

He's made that mistake before

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 April 2026 00:57 (four weeks ago)

https://www.equator.org/articles/ghost-fleet-iran-post-american-world

interesting little essay

The catastrophic failure of the American-Israeli war on Iran seems certain to inaugurate another revolution in global consciousness. The most powerful nation in world history has suffered a strategic defeat – a modern Tsushima in the Strait of Hormuz.

Unlike at Suez, where the feebleness of old Europe was brusquely corrected by the rising American hegemon, Hormuz erupts in a landscape where the West’s moral and material “soft power” has been incinerated in the ruins of Israel’s genocide in Gaza, and undermined by the spectacle of blatant white supremacism and risible incompetence in Washington. The emotional and psychological consequences of this collapse of post-historical illusion are profound.

The war on Iran, designed to satisfy the maximalist fantasies of an Israeli partner and collapse the Islamic Republic, has achieved neither. Instead, the survival of the Iranian state against the full spectrum of US coercion has clarified the outlines of a post-American world.

The material strength of the American empire remains immense. But what cannot be recovered is the plausibility of the American story: the overarching narrative of the US as a model for all of humanity; the rational centre of human progress around which the world was destined to orbit.

rob, Saturday, 25 April 2026 13:54 (four weeks ago)

ty!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 25 April 2026 14:58 (four weeks ago)

Trump told Fox News he just cancelled Kushner & Witkoff trip to Pakistan for negotiations w/ Iran

curmudgeon, Saturday, 25 April 2026 16:21 (four weeks ago)

The Trump trade is real. I'm convinced that if you consistently sell on Friday and buy on Monday, you will do very well.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 25 April 2026 16:50 (four weeks ago)

^ The CNBC business news headline right after the close on Friday was all about how the markets were driven higher by "hope that that US-Iran talks would start soon".

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 25 April 2026 17:32 (four weeks ago)

Iranian negotiator left Pakistan and headed home apparently. Iranians some say don’t want to bother with negotiations with just Kushner and Witkoff .

curmudgeon, Saturday, 25 April 2026 18:04 (four weeks ago)

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/25/iran-resumes-commercial-flights-from-tehran-airport

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 25 April 2026 18:32 (four weeks ago)

xp but those are our best guys!

The New Blockader (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 April 2026 20:34 (four weeks ago)

toll era

Houthis have discussed implementing Red Sea tolls, says UK security firm

https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156996/Houthis-have-discussed-implementing-Red-Sea-tolls-says-UK-security-firm

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:27 (three weeks ago)

Sorry you need other passengers in the HOV lane

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:39 (three weeks ago)

HOV: We don't stop at tolls, we got EZ pass

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:44 (three weeks ago)

Tired: Dead Sea scrolls
Wired: Red Sea tolls

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 27 April 2026 20:53 (three weeks ago)

players getting played

Speaking to students in Marsberg, Merz suggested it was Trump’s team that was being outplayed. “The Iranians are obviously very skilled at negotiating, or rather, very skilful at not negotiating, letting the Americans travel to Islamabad and then leave again without any result,” he said.

“An entire nation is being humiliated by the Iranian leadership, especially by these so-called Revolutionary Guards. And so I hope that this ends as quickly as possible.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 27 April 2026 21:11 (three weeks ago)

Oil prices continued to climb on Tuesday, as peace talks between the United States and Iran appeared at an impasse, with negotiators deadlocked over proposals to reopen the Strait of Hormuz to tanker traffic and restrict Iran’s nuclear program.

From NY Times

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 12:19 (three weeks ago)

The United Arab Emirates has quit the Opec oil cartel after 60 years of membership, in a heavy blow to the group and its de facto leader, Saudi Arabia, as global energy markets contend with the biggest supply crisis in history.

The shock loss of the UAE, Opec’s third-largest oil producer, is expected to weaken the group, which for decades has worked together to use its collective oil production to influence global oil market prices.

The UAE’s exit from Opec represents a win for Donald Trump, who has previously accused the organisation of “ripping off the rest of the world” by artificially inflating oil prices by holding back production.

Last week Trump confirmed that the US had discussed extending a financial lifeline to the UAE under which the two countries’ central banks could agree to exchange equivalent amounts of each other’s currency should the Middle East crisis deepen.

z_tbd, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 16:59 (three weeks ago)

brb, sending a message back in time to the 1980s "you'll never guess what happens to OPEC and who smashed it up"

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:27 (three weeks ago)

BREAKING: 70% of U.S. farmers say they can't afford the fertilizer they need for this year's growing season.

They plan to reduce their crop size to compensate.

— Financelot (@FinanceLancelot) April 27, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 09:22 (three weeks ago)

a bad year for beets but on the other hand a great year for inflation

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 09:29 (three weeks ago)

US farmers: masterful gambit Mr Trump 🥰would you like to have sex with my wife and/ or my eldest (15) daughter?

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 09:41 (three weeks ago)

also us farmers: please give us more subsidies

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 13:43 (three weeks ago)

The brows are furrowing!

https://www.semafor.com/article/04/28/2026/the-60-day-itch-iran-war-weighs-on-republicans

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 13:49 (three weeks ago)

xp yeah this will result—again— in Trump just handing out money to agribusiness while we pay higher prices

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 14:55 (three weeks ago)

A top Pentagon official just testified to Congress that the war against Iran has cost $25 billion so far, and that the Trump administration will be asking for additional war funding.

An independent estimate calculates that the war has cost over $65 billion already.

From More Perfect Union bluesky

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:20 (three weeks ago)

Al Jazeera with more "breaking news" that sadly and horrifically seems identical to news from prior days

In a new social media post, US President Donald Trump has threatened Iran to “better get smart soon” as efforts by Washington and Tehran to end hostilities appeared at a standstill.

Israel has killed at least seven people, including emergency workers and soldiers, in southern Lebanon.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 16:23 (three weeks ago)

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz. https://t.co/DkkOtlkdcT

— Liv (@Liv_Agar) April 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:30 (three weeks ago)

"“The 60-days [mark] is very important to me. The War Powers Act makes clear that at the 60-day point the Congress needs to authorize any further military action,” Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, told Semafor. “Sixty days is a trigger that requires Congress to act.”"

ONE day should be a trigger SUzy

Minty Gum (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:57 (three weeks ago)

One Two Three Four
You've got 60 days to convince me to authorize your fucking war

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 18:59 (three weeks ago)

Is there any trigger for doing something about the executions without evidence or a trial that keep happening in the Caribbean? Or is the war on drugs still less than 60 days old?

z_tbd, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 19:00 (three weeks ago)

I don't think any lawmaker has done anything more than express 'discomfort' at the mass extrajudicial killings, if that

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 19:05 (three weeks ago)

Bring the troops home or else... or else what?

If your warriors don't stop warring on day 61 we get different warriors to come warrior them into not warrioring.

kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 19:07 (three weeks ago)

any new execution within the 60 day limit starts the clock over

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 19:10 (three weeks ago)

$126 a barrel.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2026 09:25 (three weeks ago)

lol kid rock speaking in some press briefing room crowd looks about as big as at his current tour haha

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2026 14:51 (three weeks ago)

Some hardline commentators in #Iran have argued that the only real deterrent against Trump would be targeting his personal business interests, as he appears less concerned about the state of the global economy, or even the U.S. economy.

This FT report has been cited today in the same circles to support the claim that such interests are now within Iran's reach and could become viable targets if the war resumes. However, it remains unclear whether this approach will translate into actual policy for the Iranian armed forces.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 1 May 2026 13:23 (three weeks ago)

https://www.ft.com/content/d99f6f75-931a-42e5-9111-0dc0acc4368c

xyzzzz__, Friday, 1 May 2026 13:23 (three weeks ago)

Which is trump’s closest golf course to Iran?

Ed, Friday, 1 May 2026 13:25 (three weeks ago)

the fantasies that just ran through my my head

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 1 May 2026 14:20 (three weeks ago)

Some hardline commentators in #Iran appear to have a pretty good understanding of Trump's psychology. They aren't blinded by habitual deference to US leadership or national reliance upon maintaining good diplomatic relations.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 1 May 2026 16:42 (three weeks ago)

From Dropsite News re US blockade of Iranian oil and Trump belief that it will make Iran give in to US-

In particular, energy industry experts disputed the notion that Iran would suffer structural damage to its infrastructure from a shutdown, noting that Iran made similar planned shutdowns of its infrastructure in response to sanctions measures in 2012 and pandemic related disruptions in 2019.

“Iranian oil fields, wells, and pipelines aren’t going to explode from being shut down,” said Robin Mills, a non-resident fellow at the Center on Global Energy Policy and the CEO of Qamar Energy. “Fields shut down all the time—they shut down for maintenance, OPEC restrictions, all kinds of reasons. It can be quite normal to even shut down production for weeks, or even months at a time and there are no major technical safety risks from doing so. Ideally, you would want a few days or weeks of warning, which the Iranians seem to have had in this case.”

curmudgeon, Friday, 1 May 2026 19:16 (three weeks ago)

thats that then

President Donald Trump notified lawmakers Friday that the Iran war has “terminated” — an effort to quelch the fight over the need for Congress to approve the conflict.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/01/trump-congress-war-terminated-00902681

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2026 19:19 (three weeks ago)

typo in the first graph nice job poltico

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2026 19:19 (three weeks ago)

Playing games as always. And the financial cost so far of the "terminated" war to US taxpayers is of course higher than the 25 billion that the Pentagon said (and this is from the now conservative CBS News, with others farther to the left suggesting it has cost even more)

The true price tag of the Iran war is closer to $50 billion, U.S. officials familiar with internal assessments told CBS News, roughly double the public estimate the Pentagon cited in congressional testimony this week.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-war-cost-closer-50-billion-us-officials/

curmudgeon, Friday, 1 May 2026 19:31 (three weeks ago)

feel like we got a much better deal on obliterating schools in the past

frogbs, Friday, 1 May 2026 19:33 (three weeks ago)

we won time for a parade

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 1 May 2026 21:05 (three weeks ago)

Yay, U-S-A, U-S-A.

The Pentagon is lying. Netanyahu’s gamble has directly cost America $100B so far, four times what is claimed. Indirect costs for US taxpayers are FAR higher."
— Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi

“Hegseth lied to Congress when he said the Iran war has cost $25 billion,” Semler wrote Thursday on social media. “It cost more than that in the first two weeks.”

https://www.rawstory.com/pentagon-iran/

curmudgeon, Saturday, 2 May 2026 00:09 (three weeks ago)

This administration doesn't need the traditional pretext of being in the midst of a war in order to spread lies. Even during peacetime they lie dozens of times daily, about anything and everything - or nothing at all.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 2 May 2026 00:37 (three weeks ago)

oh yeah?

mh, Saturday, 2 May 2026 01:25 (three weeks ago)

we won time for a parade

A certain somebody who likes parades has a big 80th birthday coming up.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 May 2026 03:05 (three weeks ago)

_ we won time for a parade_

A certain somebody who likes parades has a big 80th birthday coming up.

well he’s got a gladiator battle already scheduled

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 2 May 2026 03:30 (three weeks ago)

I'm not that big on the concept of collective guilt and collective punishment, but in this circumstance I have a hard time not approving of the Iranian strategy of inflicting collective economic pain on the general US population as their reward for inviting the worst people in the world to run their government. Our country deserves to hurt as a result of starting this insane war, as just the most recent in a series of wars where we've killed hundreds of thousands and the general US population has paid little or no price. It's just a dose of comeuppance and there needs to be more of the same.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 2 May 2026 22:30 (three weeks ago)

yeah it’s too bad that the ruling class won’t feel the pain but one can hope

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 2 May 2026 23:53 (three weeks ago)

I'm all for Animal Collective punishment

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 May 2026 14:43 (two weeks ago)

otm

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 May 2026 14:49 (two weeks ago)

Bring out the sung tongs

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 3 May 2026 17:07 (two weeks ago)

Two missiles hit US warship intending to pass through strait of Hormuz - report
Iran’s Fars news agency is reporting that a US warship intending to pass through the strait of Hormuz was turned back after ignoring a warning from Iran’s navy, citing “news sources in the south”.

The report, which we have not yet been able to independently verify, said that two missiles hit a US navy frigate sailing through the waterway in what Iran deemed a violation of “traffic and shipping security” near Jask island.

Iran’s military has warned the US navy to stay out of the strait after Donald Trump said the US will “help free up” ships stuck in the strategic waterway from today.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 May 2026 10:52 (two weeks ago)

Iran to Trump, "fuck around and find out".

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 4 May 2026 15:52 (two weeks ago)

FinTwitter‬
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· 9m
IRAN HAS TARGETED COMMERCIAL AND U.S. MILITARY SHIPS WITH CRUISE MISSILES, US ADMIRAL SAYS

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 4 May 2026 16:35 (two weeks ago)

UAE reports missile and drone strikes incoming from Iran

The emirate of Fujairah said that an Iranian drone sparked a fire at an oil facility. Civil defence ⁠teams were ⁠deployed immediately to contain the blaze, the Fujairah ⁠Media Office ⁠said in ⁠a statement.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/4/uae-reports-missile-and-drone-strikes-incoming-from-iran

curmudgeon, Monday, 4 May 2026 16:37 (two weeks ago)

So we're back to this, I guess:

President Donald Trump told Fox News that Iran will be "blown off the face of the Earth" if its forces target U.S. ships in the Strait of Hormuz as they carry out "Project Freedom," the American effort to guide commercial vessels through the passageway.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 4 May 2026 20:05 (two weeks ago)

Project Freedom

first thought only thought best thought in practice

z_tbd, Monday, 4 May 2026 20:21 (two weeks ago)

University of Tehran professor says on Iranian state TV tonight that Iran's military is now effectively implementing a maritime blockade of the UAE, according to the new map of the Strait of Hormuz released by the IRGC today. pic.twitter.com/dyNa9plaHi

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) May 4, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 May 2026 20:35 (two weeks ago)

whoa that guy looks like a Persian David Brooks

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 May 2026 20:37 (two weeks ago)

Bobos in Jannah

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Monday, 4 May 2026 20:40 (two weeks ago)

Project Freedom

first thought only thought best thought in practice

so lazy and low effort

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 4 May 2026 20:42 (two weeks ago)

whoa that guy looks like a Persian David Brooks

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, May 4, 2026 4:37 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

brooks law: every culture advanced enough to have pundits will produce a david brooks

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2026 23:09 (two weeks ago)

lol

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 5 May 2026 00:02 (two weeks ago)

In a Pentagon news conference, Hegseth said the US had successfully secured a path through the waterway and that hundreds of commercial ships were lining up to pass through. “We know the Iranians are embarrassed by this ​fact. They said they control the strait. They do not,” he said.

Rubio later said the US was working to get ships through the strait as a “favour to the world … because we’re the only ones that can”. As Rubio was addressing reporters, a cargo vessel in the strait reported it had been struck by a unknown projectile.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 May 2026 11:41 (two weeks ago)

Several hours later, Trump announced the effort - “Project Freedom” - was “paused”

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 May 2026 11:42 (two weeks ago)

Clowns.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 11:44 (two weeks ago)

Looking like Iran is going to come out of this farce with sanctions lifted and billions of dollars of assets unfrozen. That looks very like they've won the war.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 12:16 (two weeks ago)

i’ve said this before, but he couldn’t be accelerating our imperial decline faster if he was even trying.

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 12:29 (two weeks ago)

He is trying

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 6 May 2026 12:35 (two weeks ago)

Well in that case, welcome to the resistance, Donald

kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 13:05 (two weeks ago)

he is good, ackshully

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 13:15 (two weeks ago)

The deep state was him all along, brilliant false flag long con

kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 13:41 (two weeks ago)

a cargo vessel in the strait reported it had been struck by a unknown projectile.

Dave Matthews' tour bus was seen in the area.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 13:43 (two weeks ago)

Crash into me

kim jong illin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 13:49 (two weeks ago)

Gotta say things feel pretty grim this morning down here in MAGA land. Besides the smash-and-grab of Memphis' congressional district, at the local level we had several moderate/reasonable Republicans lose to MAGA kooks in primaries. Our already conservative school board and county commission are going to get even moreso (unless a couple of Democrats can pull off unlikely but not impossible general election wins), and our county mayor is likely to be a straight-up Moms for Liberty school board member who mostly distinguished herself by being enthusiastic about vouchers and banning library books.

I know it maybe sounds funny to even talk about moderate Republicans at this point, but at the county level they've still been a pretty big presence. We're a relatively big (500,000+ people), diverse, and well-educated county relative to most of the state. The local GOP going further and further right maybe opens opportunities for Democrats at some point, but in the near term it just feels like a neverending red shift.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 14:02 (two weeks ago)

possibly the wrong thread for this

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 14:02 (two weeks ago)

lol oops! I lose track.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 14:18 (two weeks ago)

This is the Iran thread; Memphis is in Egypt

April is Cruella's month (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 15:03 (two weeks ago)

Don't see an end to the war just yet as Trump has a worm in his brain around uranium enrichment.

Plus there's the question of Lebanon.

Israel strikes Beirut for first time since ceasefire began
Israel’s military has carried out strikes in Beirut’s southern suburbs for the first time in weeks since the Israel-Lebanon truce went into force on 17 April.

Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu said the IDF was targeting the unnamed commander of Hezbollah’s Radwan force. In a joint statement with his defence minister Israel Katz, Netanyahu said:

The Israeli army has struck in Beirut to target the commander of Hezbollah’s Radwan force, in an attempt to neutralise him.

Radwan operatives, under his command, were responsible for firing at Israeli communities and for attacks on Israeli soldiers

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 6 May 2026 21:32 (two weeks ago)

Q: When is a military strike during a ceasefire not a violation of a ceasefire?
A: Whenever it suits Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu to say so.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 21:34 (two weeks ago)

Don't see an end to the war just yet as Trump has a worm in his brain around uranium enrichment

enrichment in general iirc

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 22:12 (two weeks ago)

non-zero chance he thinks uranium enrichment means skimming profits from a mining company

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 22:31 (two weeks ago)

damn that crazy this plan didnt work

President Donald Trump’s abrupt reversal on his plan to help ships go through the Strait of Hormuz came after a key Gulf ally suspended the U.S. military’s ability to use its bases and airspace to carry out the operation, according to two U.S. officials.

Trump surprised Gulf allies by announcing “Project Freedom” on social media Sunday afternoon, the officials said, angering leadership in Saudi Arabia. In response, the Kingdom informed the U.S. it would not allow the U.S. military to fly aircraft from Prince Sultan Airbase southeast of Riyadh or fly through Saudi airspace to support the effort, the officials said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trumps-abrupt-u-turn-plan-re-open-strait-hormuz-came-backlash-allies-rcna343845

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2026 01:03 (two weeks ago)

everyone is so sick of this guys shit

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2026 01:07 (two weeks ago)

Saudis are pissed at the Emirates and the Emirates are using the U.S. as cover, so I'm sure MBS is not happy even if this whole thing was partly his idea.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 7 May 2026 01:15 (two weeks ago)

Hell, he spent his whole first term announcing new policies and firing people via Twitter, where nobody in government or out had heard about these changes until he tweeted them. Now that he's started an entire new war that affects the entire world, he's still blatting out startling new shifts in his war goals and initiatives ten minutes after he makes up his mind, except now it's on Truth Social, so he can make money off them. We live in a cult.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 7 May 2026 01:21 (two weeks ago)

so when Spain refuses to allow warplanes in their airspace, he threatens to kick them out of NATO... when the Saudis do the same, he apologizes and halts the operation... got it

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 7 May 2026 19:42 (two weeks ago)

Saudis have bonesaws.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 May 2026 19:45 (two weeks ago)

Don't forget the Inquisition! Spain might still have some racks lying around

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 7 May 2026 19:47 (two weeks ago)

xp you just know Eric or Don Jr. are getting the saw when the old man kicks

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 7 May 2026 19:50 (two weeks ago)

Spain needs to get a Jared

z_tbd, Thursday, 7 May 2026 19:52 (two weeks ago)

How many pockets is Trump in exactly - Putin, Netanyahu, MBS - he has to be the most feeble US President of all time.

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2026 19:54 (two weeks ago)

yeah the chat he has with Putin in the first term, where he kicked out all State Dept staff so it was only Putin's translator present? That was some really fucked up shit

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 7 May 2026 20:05 (two weeks ago)

also in the pocket of the Emiratis

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 7 May 2026 20:07 (two weeks ago)

he is a sad little bitch for sure

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 7 May 2026 20:21 (two weeks ago)

Explosions heard near Iranian city and island
Iran’s Fars news agency said that several sounds resembling explosions were heard near the city of Bandar Abbas, adding the origin and the location of these sounds was unknown.

Meanwhile, the Mehr news agency said sounds of explosions could be heard on the island of Qeshm.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 May 2026 21:09 (two weeks ago)

The Iranian military has confirmed that the US attacked Qeshm Island, along with the coastal cities of Bandar Khamir and Bandar Sirik, and that the US strikes were conducted "in cooperation with some regional states." https://t.co/9UyjX48NvD

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) May 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 May 2026 21:22 (two weeks ago)

Negotiations going well apparently

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 May 2026 22:21 (two weeks ago)

in a military attack on Iranian soil that is explicitly not meant to restart the war.

So we’re down to our none war starting bombs now.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 May 2026 22:25 (two weeks ago)

Shell was worried about falling gas prices, gotta juice the system a bit to keep the gravy flowing

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 7 May 2026 22:35 (two weeks ago)

it is true, gotta make the war worse near the end of the week so you can lower the stock market on monday with positive news

z_tbd, Thursday, 7 May 2026 22:40 (two weeks ago)

Democracy Now!

Iran hit far more U.S. military targets across the Persian Gulf region than the Trump administration has acknowledged, with satellite images reviewed by The Washington Post showing damage to at least 228 structures or pieces of equipment at U.S. bases.
Meanwhile, a new report by the Center for International Policy estimates the U.S. has spent nearly $72 billion dollars on the Iran War, or $1.2 billion dollars per day on average. That's nearly three times the amount of the Pentagon's official estimate

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 8 May 2026 21:47 (two weeks ago)

RADDATZ: We heard on Friday Rubio say you expected a response from Iran about a peace proposal. Why haven't you gotten one?

UN AMBASSADOR MIKE WALTZ: I think part of it is that their leadership has been so devastated and fractured

Trump admin folks back to these allegations while even CNN says:

US intelligence assesses that Iran’s new supreme leader is playing a critical role in shaping war strategy alongside senior Iranian officials, according to multiple sources familiar with the intelligence. The reports found that precise authority within a now-fractured regime remains unclear, but that Mojtaba Khamenei is likely helping direct how Iran is managing negotiations with the US to end the war.

Khamenei has not been seen in public since he sustained serious injuries during an attack that killed his father and several of the country’s top military leaders at the beginning of the war, leading to speculation about his health and role in the Iranian leadership structure...Part of the uncertainty stems from Khamenei not using any electronics to communicate, instead only interacting with those who can visit him in-person or by sending messages via a courier, one of the sources added.

Khamenei remains isolated as he continues to receive medical treatment for his injuries, including bad burns on one side of his body impacting his face, arm, torso, leg, the sources added.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/08/politics/iran-khamenei-us-deal-intelligence

curmudgeon, Sunday, 10 May 2026 19:20 (one week ago)

Did the Iranian government ever confirm that Mojtaba Khamenei "sustained serious injuries during an attack that killed his father... including bad burns on one side of his body impacting his face, arm, torso, leg"? Or is all this reporting on his medical condition entirely dependent upon the US/Israeli government intelligence services?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 10 May 2026 19:49 (one week ago)

Khamenei remains isolated

Would you say... increasingly isolated?

April is Cruella's month (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 May 2026 19:57 (one week ago)

It seems obvious to me that the Iranian regime's best play is to keep Hormuz locked down until they extract major concessions from the USA. The Trump administration's has already conceded that Hormuz is effectively under Iranian control for the foreseeable future, no matter how hard they try to conceal this behind a barrage of lies and bluster.

For now the war has settled into a contest of wills, with Trump betting on his blockade and Iran betting that steeply rising US gas prices and overall inflation will prevail. The US military options beyond the blockade are so bad that only desperation can make them look worth trying, but Trump is stupid, impatient, and vengeful he seems like the type to try military escalation in spite of its futility.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 10 May 2026 20:30 (one week ago)

Iran’s Response to the U.S. Proposal: Deal or Renewed Conflict?

🔹According to multiple reports – including WSJ, Al-Mayadeen, and Tasnim – Tehran’s response to the U.S. proposal includes immediate end to the war; guarantees against renewed attacks; sanctions relief; lifting OFAC restrictions on oil exports; release of frozen assets; end of maritime pressure/blockade on Iran.

🔹Iran also reportedly links any agreement to de-escalation on other regional fronts, especially Lebanon. That suggests Tehran is treating the conflict as part of a broader regional security arrangement, and not just a bilateral issue.

🔹On Hormuz, Tehran has reportedly proposed phased reopening/stabilization of the strait in exchange for U.S. steps on sanctions, removing shipping restrictions, and de-escalation. In other words, Hormuz is treated as part of an eventual deal, and not a concession to make upfront.

🔹But the biggest challenge appears to be the nuclear file. Iran has reportedly rejected dismantling its nuclear infrastructure – as expected. Instead, it is willing to discuss limits, sequencing, monitoring, and addressing the concerns of its highly enriched uranium

🔹Reports also suggest Iran wants nuclear negotiations to continue during a 30-day follow-on phase AFTER an initial ceasefire/political understanding. That sequencing is probably one reason Trump reacted so negatively.

🔹From Tehran’s perspective, making irreversible concessions first would repeat the vulnerabilities exposed after the collapse of the JCPOA. That is why guarantees also reportedly became a major part of the Iranian response.

🔹Trump has called Iran’s response “inappropriate” and “unacceptable.” That sounds less like tactical dissatisfaction and more like rejection of the overall framework Tehran proposed.

🔹The timing also matters. Trump spoke with Netanyahu after receiving the Iranian response. The call highlights how closely the diplomatic and military tracks remain intertwined with Israeli calculations.

🔹At the same time, both Trump and Netanyahu made comments today that may indicate preparation for renewed escalation.

🔹Trump said the war is not necessarily over, only around “70%” of objectives were achieved, and indicating that more military moves may still be needed.

🔹Netanyahu also suggested that the job is not done because Iran still has its nuclear program, still supports proxies, and still has ballistic missiles.

🔹That framing is important because those objectives go well beyond what Iran appears willing to negotiate away.

🔹Tehran’s apparent position is to preserve strategic infrastructure while negotiating de-escalation. But Israeli strategic objectives increasingly appear aimed at long-term rollback of Iran’s capabilities.

🔹That mismatch is becoming more dangerous. The atmosphere now increasingly resembles coercive diplomacy backed by preparation for renewed conflict. Both sides still seem to believe additional pressure could improve their position.

🔹Iranian military signaling today may reflect the same assessment. Warnings from IRGC naval and aerospace commanders, issued around the time Tehran submitted its response, may have been intended as deterrent messaging ahead of a possible new escalation cycle.

🔹Overall, the trajectory is clearly becoming more unstable because the two sides appear to be negotiating toward fundamentally different end states.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 May 2026 07:04 (one week ago)

It seems increasingly likely that the US and Israel will renew their full-scale war on Iran. There is little indication they have the resources to achieve more than they already have, or even to undo the strategic damage they have inflicted on themselves since 28 February.

It seems likely that the biggest casualties of a renewed war will be neither Iran nor Israel, but rather the Arab states on the Persian Gulf.

Israel is likely to view such destruction as a net benefit. But if the Arab states lose their value to Washington, and if the US is additionally forced into strategic retreat, that also means Israel's value as a US proxy is sharply diminished

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 May 2026 07:05 (one week ago)

Early April news out now

The United Arab Emirates carried out military strikes on Iran, making it the only other country to join the United States and Israel in its war against the Islamic Republic, according to a report on Monday.

The strikes, which the UAE has not publicly acknowledged, included an attack on a refinery on Iran’s Lavan Island in the Persian Gulf, the Wall Street Journal reported, citing people familiar with the matter.

The attack took place in early April, the report said, which said it was around the time US President Donald Trump announced a ceasefire, but did not specify if it was before or after the declaration.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 04:49 (one week ago)

It’s the coalition is the willing

z_tbd, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 05:58 (one week ago)

Snack maker Calbee's packages go black and white amid Iran war ink crunch

https://asia.nikkei.com/business/food-beverage/snack-maker-calbee-s-packages-go-black-and-white-amid-iran-war-ink-crunch

Ed, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 09:01 (one week ago)

Snack maker Calbee's packages go black and white amid Iran war ink crunch

https://asia.nikkei.com/business/food-beverage/snack-maker-calbee-s-packages-go-black-and-white-amid-iran-war-ink-crunch

Ed, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 09:02 (one week ago)

Pentagon prepares 'Operation Sledgehammer' to renew war powers after Donald Trump's epic Fury plan fails

Meet the new war, same as the old war

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 20:54 (one week ago)

To be followed in sixty days by Operation Corpse Heap.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:01 (one week ago)

You could have a steam train
If you just lay down your tracks

Weebles ripped my flesh (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:27 (one week ago)

thought Hegseth looked a bit like David Rasche

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:30 (one week ago)

If you rebrand the war every 60 days it’s a new war, right?

Ed, Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:42 (one week ago)

Yeah that’s their reasoning behind it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:48 (one week ago)

To be followed in sixty days by Operation Corpse Heap.

just before that though, there is “There is Definitely Peace and We’re Not Planning to Immediately Jump Straight Into The War”, where hegseth and rubio have no possible idea why congress thinks there is going a war that is supposed to be authorized after 60 days, when there is clearly no war happening at all, the united states is just in “ready mode"

z_tbd, Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:49 (one week ago)

xp

z_tbd, Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:49 (one week ago)

I must say, this thread is much easier to read these days. I look at it every morning and compare its sources wit what I see in American newspapers and wire services.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:55 (one week ago)

I will say this is the weirdest war the U.S. has been in in my lifetime, in the sense that it may or may not be going on at any given time.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 21:58 (one week ago)

Like the Gulf War in 1991 but longer.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 22:01 (one week ago)

Did that one ever end?

Ed, Thursday, 14 May 2026 11:27 (one week ago)

In his testimony, Admiral Cooper described the prevention of civilian deaths on the battlefield as “a matter that I’m passionate about.” But he also conceded that his staff had not investigated any of the incidents documented by The Times or human rights groups….

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has terminated dozens of positions across the Pentagon and the major U.S. combatant commands that focus on civilian deaths. Most of these positions worked under the umbrella of the Pentagon’s Civilian Harm Mitigation Response office, which was created by Lloyd J. Austin III, Mr. Hegseth’s predecessor.

Admiral Cooper said that the team focused on civilian casualties at U.S. Central Command had shrunk from 10 officers to just one over the past year.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/us/politics/civilian-deaths-strikes-iran.html?unlocked_article_code=1.ilA.4kz5.K4lCw9yZ1bKr&smid=nytcore-ios-share

curmudgeon, Friday, 15 May 2026 14:37 (one week ago)

Wasn't sure whether to put this in this thread or the US-economy-dying thread, but an internal AutoZone memo is circulating saying that they're expecting their supply of lubricating fluids (motor oil) to decrease by 40% very soon.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 17 May 2026 01:53 (six days ago)

And this is from a JPMorgan Briefing

Even so, not every barrel can be drawn. Out of the 8.4 billion barrels in global inventories, we estimate only 0.8 billion barrels are realistically available without pushing the system into operational stress. As of April 23, roughly 280 million barrels have already been consumed to cushion the impact of the conflict. On paper, that still suggests comfortable buffers. In practice, the picture is more complicated. Floating storage can be tapped quickly, but only a slice of onshore inventories-
-around 580 million
barrels—is readily accessible. The rest is effectively locked up in pipeline fills, minimum tank levels, and other operational constraints.

This is why inventory floors matter. A market can still hold hundreds of millions of barrels, and yet become fragile once working stocks fall too low. Like blood pressure in the human body, the issue is circulation. Pipelines lose pressure flexibility, terminals cannot load efficiently, refiners struggle to secure the right grades on time, and traders bid aggressively for nearby supply. The system does not fail because oil disappears, it fails because the circulation network no longer has enough working volume. The same principle applies to refined products. Product inventories are somewhat more flexible than crude, but a meaningful portion must still be maintained as a strategic and operational buffer-particularly to support critical sectors such as transportation and aviation.

Ed, Monday, 18 May 2026 19:28 (five days ago)

and Ukraine is knocking the shit out of Russian refineries

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 May 2026 19:30 (five days ago)

See Trump has had another request from [insert name of state here] so he's not attacking/wiping Iran off the map now ;-)

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 19 May 2026 10:18 (four days ago)

now I imagine he’s doing this as much to annoy Hegseth as anything

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 12:44 (four days ago)

Trump has exhausted his bag of negotiating tricks. They aren't working on Iran's leaders, who do have a plan and know it is a good one. I predict he will continue to cycle through all the ploys he's used so far, while waiting for something new to happen. He won't change a thing he's doing even though his current course has proved incapable of producing any progress to a resolution; it only deepens the disaster and causes pointless pain and misery for countless millions everywhere. Trump won't feel the slightest need to make a new plan or try to end the stalemate. Pain and misery only matter if they are happening to him. Last week he literally said he doesn't give a single thought to the problems he is causing for ordinary people.

tl;dr we are fucked

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 16:37 (four days ago)

the markets are pretty much done reacting to his bullshit anymore. He's totally stuck and like you said just waiting for something to happen that might change things.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 16:47 (four days ago)

like maybe a coronary

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 16:50 (four days ago)

we already were fucked xxpost

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 16:55 (four days ago)

well he got high on his own supply with the Venezuela thing, and rather than learn a lesson from all this, he'll likely do something stupid like invade Cuba so he can get an easy 'win'... they wanna look like big tough guys again

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 19 May 2026 16:56 (four days ago)

we already were fucked

sure. understood. but he is notably expanding the reach of "we" to cover ever-larger segments of the general population, both here in the USA and worldwide. welcome to "we", poor white supremacists.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 17:40 (four days ago)

Excerpt from NY Times on an a failed Israeli and Trump plan from the beginning of their war :

[i]Days after Israeli strikes killed Iran’s supreme leader and other top officials in the opening salvos of the war, President Trump mused publicly that it would be best if “someone from within” Iran took over the country.

It turns out that the United States and Israel went into the conflict with a particular and very surprising someone in mind: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the former Iranian president known for his hard-line, anti-Israel and anti-American views.

But the audacious plan, developed by the Israelis and which Mr. Ahmadinejad had been consulted about, quickly went awry, according to the U.S. officials who were briefed on it.

Mr. Ahmadinejad was injured on the war’s first day by an Israeli strike at his home in Tehran that had been designed to free him from house arrest, the American officials and an associate of Mr. Ahmadinejad said. He survived the strike, they said, but after the near miss he became disillusioned with the regime change plan….[/]

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 13:57 (three days ago)

Excerpt from NY Times on an a failed Israeli and Trump plan from the beginning of their war :

[i]Days after Israeli strikes killed Iran’s supreme leader and other top officials in the opening salvos of the war, President Trump mused publicly that it would be best if “someone from within” Iran took over the country.

It turns out that the United States and Israel went into the conflict with a particular and very surprising someone in mind: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the former Iranian president known for his hard-line, anti-Israel and anti-American views.

But the audacious plan, developed by the Israelis and which Mr. Ahmadinejad had been consulted about, quickly went awry, according to the U.S. officials who were briefed on it.

Mr. Ahmadinejad was injured on the war’s first day by an Israeli strike at his home in Tehran that had been designed to free him from house arrest, the American officials and an associate of Mr. Ahmadinejad said. He survived the strike, they said, but after the near miss he became disillusioned with the regime change plan….[/]

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 13:57 (three days ago)

This ever descending horror would make for an excellent satirical Armando Ianucci movie

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 14:04 (three days ago)

i think if step one of your plan to install ahmadinejad as leader of iran is 'bomb him out of jail' you might well be on the wrong track

you can find chort in the clyteum (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 15:13 (three days ago)

I'm sure the news that US/Israel consulted Ahmadinejad is going to work out great for him internally.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 15:40 (three days ago)

too soon Mike

Michael Bay is set to direct a military drama based on the recent rescue of two US crew members who crashed in Iran.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 19:55 (three days ago)

They will be played by Optimus Prime and Bumblebee.

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 20:08 (three days ago)

ours cost $30 million, theirs cost like $2500 each

At least 42 U.S. military aircraft have been lost or damaged since the start of the war with Iran, according to a recent analysis that compiled news reports and officials’ statements to tally losses.... During the conflict, the U.S. has lost 24 MQ-9 Reaper drones, according to the Congressional Research Service. The drones cost about $30 million apiece and can carry as many as 16 Hellfire missiles.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 May 2026 20:07 (two days ago)

I have some on sale for $350

z_tbd, Friday, 22 May 2026 03:12 (yesterday)

Important #Iran developments in the past 24 hours:

🔹Pakistan Army Chief Asim Munir is on his way to Tehran.

🔹The Pakistani prime minister will travel to China, probably conveying some Iran-related messages.

🔹Qatar has reportedly sent a negotiating team to Tehran, in coordination with the U.S., to help secure a deal.

🔹Tehran has been easing passage through the Strait of Hormuz. Reportedly, 35 ships passed yesterday; the figures were 31 and 28 on the previous two days.

🔹Ghalibaf has appointed Esmaeil Baghaei, the Foreign Ministry spokesperson, as the spokesman for the Iranian negotiating team.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 22 May 2026 13:53 (yesterday)

wonder if Qatar sent their equivalent of Jared

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 22 May 2026 14:04 (yesterday)

Jared and Vance probably have been sent on a mission to Eric trumps wedding in the Bahamas hence the flurry of activity.

Ed, Friday, 22 May 2026 23:27 (yesterday)

Cuba has an opportunity to do the funniest thing

soup or hero (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 23 May 2026 00:14 (thirty-six minutes ago)


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