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Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"The trick in Iran is this: The good guys are trying to bring some reform; the bad guys control the levers of power. Sorting the two apart and then isolating the bad guys and taking the levers of power away from them is what's got to happen," said Goss, R-Fla., on CBS' "Face the Nation."

Iran substitute 'The US'.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, I can promise you that everyone on ILX, with the possible exception of Millar, will keep their hands off Iran.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, what's the problem here? Iran harbours Al Qaeda, just like Iraq had Weapons of mass destruction. It's well known.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

sarcasm doesn't really suit you, DV ;)

when are "we" going after the saudis anyway? i mean, that really actually is where al-quaeda is from, and it's a dictatorship with a bad human rights record, what am i missing here?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Just when I wanted to bury my head back in the sand, I find there's something they want hidden in it.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If TB supports any kind of monkey busnessin Iran I shall emmigrate.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

What really beggars belief is this 'We've decided we have a problem with you, give us the keys to your house' attitude.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Blair has already shied away from the prospect of conflict with Syria, and I suspect he may well do so with Iran. Not that I'm really expecting any kind of military action here.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The Washington Post reported Sunday that the administration has cut off contacts with Iran and "appears ready to embrace an aggressive policy of trying to destabilize the Iranian government."

And they did such a good job when they tried that with the EU.
Hey, Brain! What are we going to do today? - The same thing we do every day, Pinky.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Spot the incongruous statement:

1. 'Iran's... government... poses a big problem for the United States and should be replaced, lawmakers said Sunday.'

2. South Korea's government poses a big problem for North Korea and should be replaced, Kim Jong-il said Sunday.

3. Britain is a 'failed state' living in the shadow of the US and would be better administered from Berlin, said Chancellor Schroeder yesterday.

4. The government of Greenland is out of touch with the wishes of the people and will be replaced at the next general election, said the people of Greenland.

That's right, it's 4 which is hopelessly idealistic and out of touch with present realities.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice. Last time the Bushes fucked with Iran we got the GOP for TWELVE YEARS.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's 2003... the fifty year anniversary of the first time we fucked up Iran. Obviously they have something special planned.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

but how is this different from the position the neo-cons have been taking since bush was elected momus? viz "we have the moral justification and the military and technological oomph to effect regime change whenever/wherever"

if anything the white house line in that slate article is MORE muted and LESS firebreathing, esp.given the scale of the victory being claimed in iraq (ie it actually — slightly — reflects acknowledgment of the difficulties ahead) (ok perhaps that's reading a lot into "that's hard", but the fact that they've stepped back from "we can now do anything" is a step AWAY from yr worst case, isn't it?)

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, it seems like "nothing to see here, just standard diplomacy, maybe an assassination or two, move along".

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I don't think the leopard has changed its spots, Mark. It's just that they start the 'battle for hearts and minds' with the 'modest proposal' that someone else's government be changed, and get harder and more shrill and insistent from there on in. In a couple of months it'll be 'Iran is defying the will of the world community and playing games, our patience is running out, and yes, tactical nuclear weapons are being considered'.

What's so disheartening is that even the Democratic position is so far right:

'Sen. Joe Lieberman, D-Conn., a Democratic presidential hopeful who strongly backed the Iraq war, said "regime change" is the answer in Iran. He said he was not suggesting U.S. military action because of the pro-American attitudes of many Iranians.'

Which seems to imply that the fact that Iranians are not 100% anti-American is the only thing keeping the tanks from rolling into Teheran.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Your sovereignty Our sovereignty
Your right not be threatened and attacked Our right not to be threatened and attacked
Your civil rights Our civil rights
Your natural resources Our natural resources
Your peace Our peace
Your unelected leaders Our unelected leaders
Your credibility Our credibility
Your charisma Our charisma
Your victim status and resultant world sympathy Our victim status and resultant world sympathy

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Hands off Iran - hands onIrene.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Last time the Bushes fucked with Iran we got the GOP for TWELVE YEARS.

? I'm not spotting your connection, especially since that involved a sitting Democratic president.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Aww c'mon you Brits! Give our propaganda machine a while to talk about how human rights abuses in Iran are somehow more devil-devil than the human rights abuses that take place daily in many countries that we describe as allies, and you'll see how necessary it is to replace that anti-freedom government right quick. Will Tony Blair get behind us in our quest to liberate the huddled masses of Iran? You'd better believe it! Do they have a National Museum? Let's hope so!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Its scarey what can happen when power hungry aggressive leaders finally get power. More and more teh American governmetn is seemin g like a tool of oppression and corruption. I often look longingly over Casco Bay towards Nova Scotia thinking " I could be a Canadian!". The sad thing is , even if Bush loses teh nest "election", whatever Dem. wins could be just as bad. Lieberman is also droolingly war loving, it appears.

Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

when are "we" going after the saudis anyway? i mean, that really actually is where al-quaeda is from, and it's a dictatorship with a bad human rights record, what am i missing here?

The U.S. tiptoes around the Saudis because they have oil.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I love that I live in a nation that lets their Grand High Decision Makers actually honestly use the terms "good guys" and "bad guys". Among other things.

(Insert Louie Armstrong song chorus here, with extreme sarcasm.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

the US is hardly tiptoeing around the Saudis right now

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

and mark my words, there will be no war

Charles Foster Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Another reason not to invade Saudi Arabia or anything like that: "Hm, is it REALLY a good idea to attack the country with Mecca in it?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy do you mean the arms-for-hostages thing that supposedly preceded the 1980 election? Bush was out of power at the time.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Why should we be talking about attacking any of these places? It's not a zero sum game.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

this is a pressure ploy to get them to turn over the AQ operatives, nothing more. syria blinked, iran's starting to. plus rove and rice got the president's ear right now, not rummy. there won't be any more wars until the second term (if then).

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

James I'd agree with you if "pressure ploys" didn't turn into a war not so long ago.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

really? what was last (republican) war (haha, I'm bob dole all of a sudden) that unintentionally sprung from pressure ploys? wasn't one of the major criticism's of gulf war II that bushco weren't willing to give pressure ploys a chance?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no way an invasion of Iran could be pulled off as was done to Iraq.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35772-2003May24.html

"It worked so well in Latin America":

In an interview in February with the Los Angeles Times, Deputy Secretary of State Richard L. Armitage drew a distinction between the confrontational approach the administration had taken with Iraq and North Korea and the approach it had adopted with Iran. "The axis of evil was a valid comment, [but] I would note there's one dramatic difference between Iran and the other two axes of evil, and that would be its democracy. [And] you approach a democracy differently," Armitage said.

At one of the meetings, in early January, the United States signaled that it would target the Iraq-based camps of the Mujaheddin-e Khalq (MEK), or People's Mujaheddin, a major group opposing the Iranian government.

The MEK soon became caught up in the policy struggle between the State Department and the Pentagon.

After the camps were bombed, the U.S. military arranged a cease-fire with the group, infuriating the Iranians. Some Pentagon officials, impressed by the military discipline and equipment of the thousands of MEK troops, began to envision them as a potential military force for use against Tehran, much like the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan.

But the MEK is also listed as a terrorist organization by the State Department. Under pressure from State, the White House earlier this month ordered the Pentagon to disarm the MEK troops -- a decision that was secretly conveyed by U.S. officials to Iranian representatives at a meeting in Geneva on May 3.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That Washington Post article (and an opinion piece in the Guardian today) confirm that the US is bungling through a script entitled 'Carry On Creating Terrorists and Nuclear States'. Midas-like, the US is reproducing, wherever its hand falls, the same splits and polarisations between mere conservatives and ultra-hawks which bedevil its own government. The ultra-hawks are the ones creating the problem, because they force those they deal with to go to extremes.

The MEK is considered a terrorist organisation by the (merely conservative) State department and a group of Northern-Alliance-like freedom fighters by the (ultra-hawk) Pentagon. Their camps are bombed during the Iraq war, but then a truce is made with them. But this infuriates the Iran government and pushes the Iranian state ever-faster towards nuclear armament (because it's clear that's the only way not to be invaded, see N. Korea).

Meanwhile the White House orders the Pentagon to disarm the MEK (perhaps to start their make-over into legitimate democracy campaigners in Iran), effectively splitting the group into two factions: 'politicians' who seek legitimacy and 'guerillas' with a bloody agenda. (Like the IRA, and like the GOP.) Nine days later the Saudi Arabian suicide bombings happen -- and the implication is that it's a splinter group involving the MEK guerillas who didn't believe in becoming a tool for US overt/covert operations against Tehran.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile the London based Saudi daily Al-Hayat suggests that Assad might show up at Sharm El Sheikh and the official Syrian daily Teshreen is reprinting parts of the interview Assad gave Reuters (specifically the parts where he distances himself from Hezbollah's regional ambitions). Now - is this despite American belligerance or because of it?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy do you mean the arms-for-hostages thing that supposedly preceded the 1980 election? Bush was out of power at the time.

there's some complicated conspiracy theory that somehow involves Bush I and Reagan in some ploy to prevent the release of the hostages before the 1980 election. I cannot remember how credible it is.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It's as credible as you can get on circumstantial evidence, and is just formed by connecting Bush sr as head of the CIA and the hostages being freed the same week (day?) as Reagan took office.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, it's never been nearly as strong as the Nixon-Kissinger october surprise

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The reputed backstory. I note that the nationality of the intelligence sources is not identified, which is suspect. But if this is true, it would explain a lot. Even if this is an effective negotiation strategy (in Korea as well), I don't trust this administration to honestly calculate the PR risks it entails.

Momus - the statement that Joe Lieberman represents the "Democratic position" is either ignorant or disingenuous.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll go with disingenuous, with some ignorant shavings on the side.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd love to get my hands on Iran.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No way dude, this guy last week was talking about Somalia being next. (this week he said Sudan was on the list too) We're going to war with EVERYBODY. No, REALLY.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus isn't an American, so he probably doesn't know too much about Holy Joe, except that he ran with Gore.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

he doesn't know too much about Gore, except that he ran against Bush

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't post-modernists actively support such radical acts of cultural subversion as the violent wholesale reshaping of entire cultures, though? I don't get it.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

they're poseurs

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://cats-and-kittens.com/funny/odflag.jpg

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(that post isn't actually a reply or anything, it's just that, y'know, I had this picture, and it was either put it here or start another Thread With Pictures of Cats In It)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

now you're pushing buttons!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I will say that even though it's a gag he's been working for nearly fifteen years now (ie. 'played out' - look it up momus), garry trudeau's depicting dubya as an asterisk with a roman helmet amuses me greatly.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

well that's the beauty of working the same gag for a long time: it may not always be funny, but when it is, it's really funny

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

july 9th is the big day, the called for general strike in Iran. it isn't as simple as give us your keys, iran supports hezbollah(though i know there are many fans of their work here) and bin laden's son is in iran planning operations that have already killed americans and also their intelligence minister Ali Panahi is in Iraq trying to undermine any attempts at stability.

keith (keithmcl), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

though i know there are many fans of their work here

oh yeah, for sure, this place is a fuckin' hotbed of hezbollah supporters.

moron.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The youth in Iran are starting rock bands. It's true.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

where would you emmigrate to, ed?


would anyone go with?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to e-migrate, i.e., change ISPs

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

John, you won't have to search for long to find hezbollah sympathizers here

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

believeing that the U.S. policy on Israel and Palestine is ass-backwards doesn't make somebody a Hezbollah supporter JB, you know that.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I do know that (and one thing I'll grant Bush the Elder was his willingness to play hardball with Israel), I'm saying you don't have to look very hard to find bonafide hezbollah sympathizers on this board

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

sympathizer and supporter are two different words - one can be sympathetic to their cause and abhor their methods. (NB this isn't even one of the issues I watch closely, I'm extrapolating from my own complicated feelings in re: northern Ireland)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm saying mark my words there will be people who take offense for us even calling hezbollah 'terrorists'. I can sympathize with anti-communism or thinking the treaty of versailles was unfair to germany, but this doesn't make me a nazi sympathiser (I can't make up my mind how to spell sympathize either).

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

or (1870s analogy) I might've found the actions of US troops in the south abhorrent or decried the profiteering of carpetbaggers, but doing such doesn't = kkk sympathizer

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

right - I'm saying that describing people who passionately believe in 1) a Palestinian state and 2) a U.S. gov't that walks the walk with regard to countries' rights to self-determnination as "fans of [hezbollah's] work" was & remains horseshit.

no hard feelins JB or nothin', my whole issue was with keyth's condescension toward an honest & tenable position (NB NOT "terrorism is OK" but "their rage isn't hard to understand")

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah, one problem (on both sides) is that for many sympathy for the paletinian cause = sympathy for terrorism. again, you'll find it alot more on the anti-palestinian side than on the pro-palestinian side, but that doesn't mean you won't come across some pro-hezbollah glamorizations (or, a bit more common, strangely, pro-sendero luminoso glamorizations). in another time it would've been a mao tse-tung poster and the notion that the worst communist leader is better than the best capitalist leader. even then the notion that 'see, people on the left think this way' was played up way out of proportion - for every person on the left who turned a blind eye to leftist dictators (even now castro carries a certain cache for 'standing up to the US') there's a hundred people on the right accusing everyone on the left of thinking like this.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

So hypothetically, if we subtract Bush and the U.S. from the equation, do people think the rest of the world (represented by whatever multinational body you wish) has a vested interest in supporting the progressive, more democratic groups in Iran? Should this said multinational body be concerned with Iran?s development of nuclear facilities? What if there was conclusive evidence a group of terrorists was operating with in Iran and that group had killed thousands of people in several different countries? At what point does a country forfeit its sovereignty?

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"...supporting the progressive, more democratic groups in Iran..."

as far as I am concerned, regime change is not the way to do this. regime change lately seems to involve a total breakdown of civil structure and infrastructure, which seems to lead to things like looting, epidemics, hunger, long lines at the grocery, gas station and hospital, etc. i do not think this is the way to help the people of Iran.

"Should this said multinational body be concerned with Iran's development of nuclear facilities?"

there is such a body. it's called the IAEA, and it's inspectors are in Iran right now. of course, our administration seems not to think highly of multilateral inspections (much preferring ex-post-facto investigation for murky reasons).

"What if there was conclusive evidence a group of terrorists was operating with in Iran and that group had killed thousands of people in several different countries? "

at what level in the organization? certainly i doubt there are any terrorists in iran that have personally killed thousands of people in several different countries. do you invade a democratic nation of millions because of fifty fugitives?

"At what point does a country forfeit its sovereignty?"

at what point did my elected officials forfeit their sanity?

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(bnw i realize you are just asking hypothetical questions but i need to blow off some steam)

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"bin laden's son is in iran planning operations that have already killed americans and also their intelligence minister Ali Panahi is in Iraq trying to undermine any attempts at stability."

dude you play too much counterstrike. do you also think colin powell is on a ninja mission deep in arab territory?

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

as far as I am concerned, regime change is not the way to do this. regime change lately seems to involve a total breakdown of civil structure and infrastructure, which seems to lead to things like looting, epidemics, hunger, long lines at the grocery, gas station and hospital, etc. i do not think this is the way to help the people of Iran.

I don't know that there's anyway to change the power structure of a country peacefully. It seems like in these situations, things are going to get worse before they get better regardless of outside intervention.

at what level in the organization? certainly i doubt there are any terrorists in iran that have personally killed thousands of people in several different countries. do you invade a democratic nation of millions because of fifty fugitives?

Personally killed, I don't care about (personally). If there are people supporting or heading the Al-Q cause, I consider them terrorists. And if there is evidence that the state is not doing everything in its power to take out said terrorists, then yes, I do think you consider going in. Those are all huge if's however.

Anyway I was just trying to gauge if in addition to all the criticism thrown at the Bush admin, if anyone could present alternative approaches. (I honestly can't figure out how the left responds to any international politics other then 'do nothing.')

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

If there are people supporting or heading the Al-Q cause, I consider them terrorists.

So it's safe to assume you support regime change in Saudi Arabia. Oh, wait.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

In Iran they have a democratic process to change things with. Change is happening with glacial slowness but its happening. If US.gov wants to help out, it should help the democrats, socialist and communists no another bunch of mujahadeen nutjobs.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Except that a good deal of bush's support comes from the US christian 'Taliban'

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ooooh

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I love ya, Ed (and everyone else on this thread), but I'm beginning to feel like I'm hearing tons of skipping records here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ed: HOW should the us help the democrats, moderates, etc.?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

There may be no way to help them. Moderate reformers may want a more secularized and free Iran, but that /= coziness with the US. So from a Bushadmin perspective, it's the same diff.

And it's extremely difficult to tell exactly how much the 'democratic process' can do; most levers of power and the judiciary ultimately come under the theocratic thumb.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There was stuff in the paper today where Rumsfeld was asked why these WMDs weren't used against the attacking American forces, and he suggested that maybe the Iraqis were caught by surprise by the speed of the US attack. Yes, very good argument - nobody had seen that attack coming at all. If only there had been some clues that they were considering attacking...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

show me one article that predicted the us ground strategy in this war

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've no idea about the details, but that they were coming was hardly a big surprise.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

well that not actually what he's saying though is it?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

not to defend Rumsfeld (and I can think of several better reasons why Hussein didn't deploy wmds - only one of which can be spun into Rummy's reason) but considering the huge differences in how this war was fought versus how gulf war I was fought I'm not gonna pretend he doesn't have a point.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

James, you aren't going to convince me that that is an argument that holds any strength at all. The attack was telegraphed for months, and even if the details were different than anyone predicted, if those weapons had been in place and there was the will to use them, it would not have been beyond them to use them. This is another crap argument no better than "perhaps they secretly destroyed their best weapons before they were attacked".

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

show me one article that predicted the us ground strategy in the war

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

So it's safe to assume you support regime change in Saudi Arabia. Oh, wait.

Stop waiting, I do. And again, "but what about Saudi Arabia" and "but what about Israel" and "but what about North Korea" doesn't solve anything anywhere.

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

James you're ignoring the point, which is that there weren't ever any WMDs

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop waiting, I do. And again, "but what about Saudi Arabia" and "but what about Israel" and "but what about North Korea" doesn't solve anything anywhere

Well, no, it doesn't "solve" anything, but it does point out that the issues being presented as pivotal are actually tangential at best.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"if those weapons had been in place and there was the will to use them, it would not have been beyond them to use them" - martin where exactly do you get your information on the communications structure of the iraqi military? could you show me some, I don't know, graphs or something detailing the extent to which it was broken down as the war progressed? considering they had the means and motivation to set oil wells on fire why weren't they more successful on that front? and if the us was able to disrupt any actions there or the launching of any scuds at israel why is it sooooo impossible to imagine they'd be able to disrupt the launching of wmds?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ie. devil's advocate

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

James you're ignoring the point, which is that there weren't ever any WMDs

A bit glib, John. I've always thought the chances were pretty unlikely myself, but if we're only just going to argue this thing from the point of "The US did what needed doing and we must brook no argument/The US is running rampantly ridiculous on all fronts everywhere and we must brook no argument," then why are any of us trying to talk about this at all?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

my arguments

1) the presence and development of iraq's wmd programs was overstated (ie. the cia was right)

2) hussein, like anyone in a war it knows it can't win, thought he could fight to a stalemate - that if gulf war I took three months it wasn't completely unfeasible to believe gulf war II could be stretched to eight months, a year, by which point international and domestic pressure on bushco woulda/mighta forced talks. launching wmds would squander any highground iraq could hope to claim, eliminate any would-be mediators, strengthen american resolve. the key was to turn gulf war II into enough of a mess that the us (and esp. the uk) would want a way out without squandering any wronged party positionings.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the only regime change that is really needed is here in the US

g (graysonlane), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This is getting sillier by the minute! America foiled attempts to use WMDs against them? And has kept this secret? This is crazy talk! As for Hussein getting his expectations dramatically wrong, that's perfectly plausible, even likely, and a much stronger argument than the Rumsfeld one - up to the point where America has rolled through half of Iraq and pauses for breath before diving into Baghdad. If he had been holding back WMDs for the reasons outlined, that reason would have vanished at that point, and if he was anything like the character that everyone paints, he'd have thrown everything he had at the US.

Yes, by then maybe communications were way short of perfect, but the idea that no messages would have got through to any of these stockpiles of chemical or biological weapons is a fantasy world. And while I can imagine that some soldiers might have balked at unleashing such things within their own borders, if that had been the explanation for their non-use you can be sure that someone would have sold their location by now.

The story we were given in advance was that the west had concrete intelligence, up to and including detailed satellite photos, proving there were WMDs. How can we not even find these places?

James, do you really not find these arguments very weak and implausible? Do you not think it's possible that these weapons didn't actually exist?

News comes on as I type this: Rumsfeld says the WMDs may never be found, but they were there honest.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"I honestly can't figure out how the left responds to any international politics other then 'do nothing'"

well, bnw, my grandfather advocates this approach. he has lived through something like five iranian governments, and is now a u.s. citizen and university professor.

of course, in his world, the negative term "do nothing" becomes a positive stance: "adopt an anticolonial position". there is a school of thinking that says outside interference always creates future power vacuums (said school of thinking also says that americans will never spend the money and effort they did on post-wwii germany and japan on us sorry towelheads).

finally, his school of thinking refuses to see "international politics" as "immediate international crisis".

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

martin - can you read? are you reading my posts? hussein 'getting his expectations dramatically wrong' (and again show me a single article that predicted the us ground strategy) IS rummy's argument (as you phrased it: " he suggested that maybe the Iraqis were caught by surprise by the speed of the US attack") . did you follow the day to day developments of the war at all? how is it any more implausible to suggest the launching of wmds was disrupted than it is to suggest that the launching of scuds at israel or the extensive sabotaging of oil wells was disrupted? this is basically rummy's argument, albeit put in his 'I ain't gotta explain shit to you' demeanor. If these arguments hold NO water please demonstrate how other than just saying 'no way man'. If you'd actually read my posts you'd see that I don't think Rummy's right, but that doesn't mean his argument is the equivalent of saying 'the dingos ate the wmds'. there are SEVERAL possible reasons hussein didn't deploy wmds, the most likely of which is (per the cia)(AGAIN) the presence and development of iraq's wmd programs were overstated, but another of which is the iraqi army's communications structure was severely damaged (to the point where it was 'way short of perfect' even).

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone told me in chat that this was a kitty thread. I am sorely disappointed.

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

again show me a single article that predicted the us ground strategy

uh, since y'know Turkey's vote against allowing US troops in was pretty big front-page news, it was pretty fucking obvious that they were gonna attack from Kuwait seeing as Iran/Syria were not in the "Coalition of the Willing" and S.A. wanted their help to be as little as possible. Duh.

hstencil, Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I know I lost twenty bucks on the proposition that we'd enter Iraq from Syria. My theory was that Syria's whole bad-actor thing was just a front so they could be the U.S.'s "secret friend" and stuff. Another crushing setback in my longstand Battle For More Creative Explanations of Reality

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"how ca you help the [secularists] in Iran?"

For a start by not sabre rattling. Everytime a member of the bush junta opens his mouth about Iran it stregnthens the hand of the theocrats and the conservatives in Iran. Any attempt to destabilise Iran, which is what's being proposed, will cause the conservative forces to clamp down and for a lot of iranians to seek stability with those conservative theocrats who have been providing that relative stability since the revolution. The US needs to try the same kind of diplomatic raprochment that the UK and other european nations have been trying.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

right enough, Ed, but it's not as if the bush team don't KNOW where fucking with Iran will push its population (well who knows what the kids will think). But they just don't give a shit. A theocracy that hates the us and israel and a parliamentary administration that has a strong dislike for the us and israel looks like the same thing to them. Why bother talking the former into being the latter when the core of your goal is to render their opinion of you irrelevant? - so the logic goes. They don't want them friendly or free, they want them weak, damaged, destabilized. (or consent vs force part 234234098).

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 29 May 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ed if you respond to 'how do you help the secularist, moderates, democrats in iran?' with a 'well I'll tell you how you don't do it' you still have answered the question.

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 29 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, the answer really is to keep the hell out of the way. Iranians are still suspicious of an American that back the appalling regime of the Shah. The best way to help the moderate elemenets in Iranian politics is to make life as easy as possible for them. Its a slow long road but it involves normal and sensible relations between democratic nations.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed, I'm only partially with you there in that this presumes that a lot of people will have to wither on the vine for some undetermined amount of time before everything becomes nice. Momus and I and all of us had the whole 'is human rights colonial exploitation?' thing before here, so we can revive or not as we choose, but while I think direct American intervention in Iran would be idiotic and a half, simply shutting up and doing nothing at all -- no signs of encouragement, no engagement with the possibilities, whatever -- is no answer at all. Do you favor inertia or not? For instance:

normal and sensible relations between democratic nations

But to be cynical, as neither the US nor Iran can be described as having normal and sensible relations with each other -- nor are either apparently democratic the way you would want them to be -- then how do you propose we get on that slow long road in the first place?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 May 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I honestly think the Clinton administration had it right by funding the student groups that toppled Milosevic. I think a policy like that could potentially work in Iran. But the Bush administration won't do anything like that because of their knee-jerk "anything Clinton did we won't do" policy.

Remind me never to ask J0hn for racehorse tips.

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps I am assuming that no engagement by bushco could be constructive given their track record and that engagement should be left to europe and russia, (which was pretty much the US policy up to the Axis of Evil speech).

What might help would be a slow normalisation of relations. If real progress is made along the road map (a faint hope but still a hope) then maybe Iran will be able to retreat from Lebabnon and cut its funding of terrorist groups active in Lebanon and palestine, claiming at least some form of victory. The biggest traditional stumbling block to normalising relations between the two nations.

Once again the US is playing the Al Qaida card. There is again little evindece of any link between Iran and Al Q. Al Quaida being supicious of Shia Muslims, however US moves could drive the extreme elements of the Iranian regime into common cause with Al Quaida.

I think the US was very unwise to name Iran as part of the 'Axis of Evil'. I realise that America has a lot to be angry with Iran about but most of that happened the best part of 20 years ago.

But in this situation if the US government can't say anything constructive about Iran they should shut up and get back to worrying about Iraq, Afghanistan and North Korea.

One should always remember that Iran is the most democratic state between India and Isreal. And the only moslem democracy west of Bangladesh.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

democracy is a relative term when referred to Iran. It's more like a theocracy with a few quasi-democratic elements.

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Well yes. But that can be said of any democratic elements. In almost any democracy you can only elect one caste of people (not strictly true but broadly so). In Iran its just part of the constitution that you can only vote for clerics. But as democracies go its fairly representative. The problem comes up against the non representative supre islamic council which works a bit like the US sepreme court (without the legislature's oversight of appointment, and the power to veto legislation).

It's no paradise but there's a whole host of countries with far less representative systems. Countries like Iran need to be nurtured into better practices and if the US isn't prepared to do so it ought to shut up.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed the Supreme Islamic Council is nothing like the Supreme Court.

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry I was working a wind-up angle there)

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean they both wear silly robes, but that's about it.

I totally agree with this statement, btw:

"Countries like Iran need to be nurtured into better practices and if the US isn't prepared to do so it ought to shut up."

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Student Movement Coordination Committee for Democracy in Iran

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

this is kinda bizarre, if only because it puts people's names in quotes.

hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

service temporarily unavailible

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

very odd use of punctuation

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Hstencil I bet badly on team sports but will happily take anybody here to SCHOOL at the track, I practically grew up at Santa Anita

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 29 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Since the article says there is no military action planned, I fail to perceive the difference between what is happening and 'nurtured into better practices'. Perhaps that can be expained.

Too bad, too. As far as weeding out the bad elements of the Iranian governement, I do not see what could be effective other than actual threat of military force. Which a hands-on fellow like me reckons as entirely appropriate since the governemnt there is supporting terrorists -- dissenting voices or no, that is essentially the waging of war against us.

Brian Mowrey (Brian Mowrey), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed the Supreme Islamic Council is nothing like the Supreme Court.

oh i dunno ... i think that Antonin Scalia and Clarence Uncle Thomas (both bonafide religious fanatics) wouldn't be totally out of place on the Iranian Supreme Islamic Council.

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 30 May 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian, before the war in Iraq, Iran was progressing down the road to liberalisation, post war, the religious police have used american beligerance to crack doen on the ordinary people.

As for supporting terroists, they support Hezbollah, but as yet they don't appear to be, as a goverment, suppporting Al Quaida. I don't doubt that, there are some pretty high up people in the Iranina system supporting AL Quaida, but the same is true of Saudi Arabia and the Sudan. These elements are most likely not part of the government, but key opposition figures or members or people around the Supreme Islamic Council. SO the best thing to do is to support the reformist government and the people who voted for them against the forces of conservatism and reaction (be they Islamic fundamentalist in the middle east, or christian fundamentralists in washington)

Ed (dali), Friday, 30 May 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian, before the war in Iraq, Iran was progressing down the road to liberalisation, post war, the religious police have used american beligerance to crack doen on the ordinary people.

The tensions between the two sides in Iran have been simmering and in many cases exploding for years, well before what happened in Iraq, and many instances of political repression and reaction can be documented high and low throughout Iran from well before the war, and if you like before 9/11. You are creating a vast oversimplification here, this is not some sea change in the last three months, and I'm honestly surprised you're advancing this argument.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

sea change

"arr!"

http://www.simpsonit-nurkka.net/kuvat/captain.gif

(sorry, that was for oops' benefit. carry on)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

*slips jim a twenty*

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

here's another thing that throws a monkey-wrench in the "iranians are supporting al-qaeda" argument. al-qaeda are sunnis, and iranians are shiites. now, a sunni fundamentalist and a shiite fundamentalist might both want a theocracy, but what sort of theocracy each would want may very well be quite different. just like a hard-core Roman Catholic is not, in the final analysis, comparable to a Protestant fundamentalist.

... not that Bushco is above blurring the lines between sunnis and shiites if it were to suit their needs, of course

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess so but american beligerance since the axis of evil speach has given the conservatives the excuse to hobble reforms. Of course there has been no sudden change from paradise to despotism. Perhaps I picked the wrong poin in time, but the upper hand in the tussle has been gained by the conservatives due to the actions of the bush administration.

Ed (dali), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the biggest legit belief that the US government has with Iran is with Iran's funding of Hezbollah. but that's really a problem b/w Iran and Israel (and it's our "problem" b/c of our relationship w/ Israel). i'm not saying that it isn't a legitimate issue for either the US or Israel, but it can be handled in ways other than the usual Bushco bluster-and-stomp. which is what, i think, other people here are also saying.

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

legit "beef," i meant.

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

[anonymous us official] "...said a consensus on new steps to pressure Iran continued to elude the administration, with the Pentagon and Vice President Dick Cheney's office taking a hard line and the State Department and National Security Council favoring a more cautious approach." - from reuters

read: colin and condi go head-to-head with the axis of evil!

vahid (vahid), Friday, 30 May 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

what else is new, rove apparently sides with colin/condi (his names starts with that 'kuh' sound too) so there may be hope for us all.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 30 May 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 30 May 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

the problem with not rattling your saber ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7409288.stm

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe we should invade Iran - the invasion of Iraq has done wonders for religious minorities there.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 26 May 2008 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

sure wish someone had a big enough sabre to catch dubya's attention.

darraghmac, Monday, 26 May 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, well, the irony of course that repeatedly threatening other nations' security often leads those nations to crack down on domestic dissent. Which can then be used as justification for further sabre-rattling when it gets picked up by Western media outlets...

Gavin, Monday, 26 May 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

That argument might hold water if state-sanctioned persecution of Baha'i followers hadn't been ongoing in Persia/Iran for the past 150 years. This has nothing to do with anything the West is doing and everything to do with the lack of religious freedom in Iran.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Ahaha.

They probably used Gimp (not Photoshop) anyway…you can hide a weapons development plant, but you can’t get away from Adobe that easily.

Laurel, Thursday, 10 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

I am sorry but these images look completely difgferent. What are you even talking about?

— Posted by jim

am0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://blog.wired.com/defense/images/2008/07/11/iranmissiles.jpg

James Mitchell, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

When was the last time someone said the words 'sabre rattling' on US news? I don't hear it a lot here. But then I only watch channel 4 news and occasionally channel 5 for the laughs.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

sterling stuff from momus upthread

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/julian-borger-global-security-blog/2010/feb/22/iran-nuclear-weapons

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

See, this is what happens when your invasion schedule breaks alphabetical order.

M.V., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

hm. well, fareed zakaria also has an interesting article on the general subject.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

lol momus.

was the Jeffrey Goldberg thing in the atlantic (short version: 2011) discussed on another thread?

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

uhm i don't think so

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/print/2010/09/the-point-of-no-return/8186/

totally ruined my lunch

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)

cool will read lat

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)

-er

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:52 (fifteen years ago)

"The trick in Iran is this: The good guys are trying to bring some reform; the bad guys control the levers of power. Sorting the two apart and then isolating the bad guys and taking the levers of power away from them is what's got to happen," said Goss, R-Fla., on CBS' "Face the Nation."
Iran substitute 'The US'.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, May 27, 2003 11:09 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

woah

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)

was the Jeffrey Goldberg thing in the atlantic (short version: 2011) discussed on another thread?

― caek, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 12:47 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

feel like there's an article every year saying it's totally gonna happen next year

in fact we have a thread on the very topic:

Iran in 2006

*shrug*

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

ha, well, perhaps. that link doesn't work any more. do you remember whether it was israel or the US and whether it was invasion or air strikes that time?

maybe this is old news - i'm out of the loop - and maybe opposition from the israeli left and, apparently, the military will talk them down. it's kind of glossed over in the article. but the urgency/unanimity of israel's strategy [via deep background] was striking.

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)

pretty much the only thing that doesn't ruin my lunch about the whole iran situation is how their biggest enemy (worse than the jews) is the bbc.

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

i read a sunday times article saying israel was totally going to bomb iran a few months ago

but also, more recently, that the current peace talks are done on the basis that america will 'do something' about iran

i think the link said israel [via f16s]

It would appear, then, that Israel is pretty much planning on bombing Iran within two years...I wonder what Chimp will do on that occasion.

― don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, December 6, 2005 1:52 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

ha, guess i'm out of the loop.

still, momus, eh? what a prick.

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:35 (fifteen years ago)

it's grim, if you look at the direction iran seemed to be taking 15 years ago

it should be a source of wonder to people that we haven't had a nuclear war yet

this basically how i break it down to an extent:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/smart-qualified-people-behind-the-scenes-keeping-a,17954/

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, I love that.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

maybe this is dumb of me but i basically dont trust anything goldberg writes about the middle east

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

not to mention i tend to think irans nuclear capabilities are usually overstated

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

also depending on how these peace talks go a lot could change in israel and in "the region" over the next couple years

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

not to mention i tend to think irans nuclear capabilities are usually overstated

― max, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:20 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark

any reason?

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

all them freelance inspekshuns' he's been doing?

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

haha does "gut feeling" count? i mean we certainly know that iran itself constantly overstates its own capabilities (not just the photoshopped missiles but the "ambassador of death"... but more importantly iran is still letting iaea inspectors in, and they say that all of the nuclear stuff (technical term) is sill going to the legitimate power generating stuff. i mean, i think theyre years away at best from even a first generation nuke and thats dangerous but still unreliable, etc. i guess it depends on whos "stating" irans nuke capabills but... provided the UN is still doing its job (and i guess the US who is sabotaging this shit behind the scenes) i dont see them being a real nuclear threat for a while.

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

and anyway i think we can all agree that actually bombing iran is wayyy more nutty and dangerous an option that continuing w/ diplomatic pressure, sanctions, etc., in the hopes that they will give up or see some new leaders

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

the thing is, i think everyone (including israel's political and military leaders) DOES agree on that, up to a point.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

idk, after last summer, holding out for new leaders to emerge/get out of jail/the cemetery seems a bit too hopeful

'give up' is maybe more likely

but if ne1 is going to help make that a reality, it has to be the US, right? genuinely intractable problem where there aren't any 'good' options -- sure bombing, as goldberg says, would have dire consequences. iran becoming a nuclear power -- which it will -- will have dire consequences (even if it doesn't use them, it emboldens iran elsewhere, and will lead to other countries in the region nuking up).

history mayne, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRLON3ddZIw

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

a lot can change in a year! and in five years, psh, who knows! i agree that youre more likely to see an iranian state come to believe that remaining nuke-free is better for its interests than nuking up.

as for iran getting nukes leading to other countries in the region doing so--i doubt it. israels had nukes for decades and i dont see egypt or syria or whoever going for it. NK is a program, but SK doesnt. i mean which other countries in the region have the resources and the interest in doing so?

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

resources - dunno
interest - all of them

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

you get a bomb you're Big Dick Man and nobody fucks w you. fuck, pakistan can even harbor osama bin laden and remain a "crucial ally in the war on terror"

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

every tinpot dictator country wants nukes, that's a given. it's the means and the resources that are the issue, and nobody else in the area has these besides Iran.

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

a lot can change in a year! and in five years, psh, who knows!

ok, but military and political chiefs are unlikely to conduct affairs on this basis

i agree that youre more likely to see an iranian state come to believe that remaining nuke-free is better for its interests than nuking up.

idk. genuinely idk.

as for iran getting nukes leading to other countries in the region doing so--i doubt it. israels had nukes for decades and i dont see egypt or syria or whoever going for it.

um... syria kind of did go for it! whereas egypt has been in a very costly kinda alliance with israel for three decades. you might be right, but i suppose this is a matter of trusting goldberg's unnamed sources lol.

NK is a program, but SK doesnt.

SK is under the US umbrella id have thought

i mean which other countries in the region have the resources and the interest in doing so?

― max, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:58 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark

saudi arabia

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

why does saudi arabia want nukes! theyre already a US ally--just like SK and japan

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

i mean im being a little disingenuous here

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

why does saudi arabia want nukes!

to deter other folks with nukes

this is how it begins!

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

why does saudi want shit-tonnes of US military hardware?

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

i mean maybe some power bases in SA "want" nukes? just as im sure some in SK "want" nukes? my real take on all of this is *shrug*

i believe that iran desperately wants a nuke and that theyd be pretty scary and dangerous if "they" had one (tho this raises the question of who exactly in iran "has" the nuke). i also believe that israel is (justifiably) scared shitless of the possibility. i just dont think iran is going to get very much closer to one within the 2-year timeframe laid out by goldberg. nor do i think theyre really all that dumb to bomb iran. im way more scared of pakistan starting ww3 than i am of iran starting it.

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

thats more a "idk" *shrug* thank a "who cares" *shrug*

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

tho theres a little bit of "who cares" there

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

pakistan has similar 'they' issues to iran

it's ok for bloggers to shrug but on the other hand, powerful people will be taking meaningful steps, and it would be good if the public discourse wasn't so completely fucking lunatic atm

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

yeah pakistan has much worse "they" issues id think

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

never heard of goldberg max, does he have a history?

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

haha yeah you could say that

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

basically he (writing in the new yorker) and the NYT's judy miller were the two journalists making the biggest case for invading iraq back in 2002/03--well really making the case that saddam had WMDs, which he, of course, didnt

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

lol I assumed everyone was aware of goldberg's unbelievably shitty track record

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

he and Judy Miller and Wolfowitz and Perle and Kristol should all be shot imho

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

a former ilx poster has called him "100% wrong on the single most important journalistic issue of the last decade"

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

i could not have named a single US journalist in 2002 fwiw, no reflection on goldberg's record

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

i dont think most americans could have either

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

the atlantics "steez" now seems to be employing a combination of interesting, insightful, or at the very least likable bloggers and then also complete and utter embarrassments like goldberg and megan mcardle

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i mean i was obviously anticipating that because of wmd-free iraq, people are unlikely to believe in the iranian nuclear programme

whaddayagonnado

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

lol just did a lil background reading on goldberg [via wikipedia]

seems like he was a useful conduit for the bad guys

cockburn levels some pretty incisive arguments against him

I should note that Goldberg once served in Israel's armed forces, which may or may not be a guide to his political agenda.

oh, burn indeed

but nah srsly, hmmmmmmm

for all that, i think iran is trying to get nuclear weapons, and that the iraq adventure sort of empowered/pissed off iran

sexy mfa (history mayne), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

"sort of" is an understatement. they now have both countries on either side of them occupied by their biggest enemy.

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

the bbc?

caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

lol

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

tbf they hate bp more than the bbc

max, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

According to James, Ahmadinejad provided a glimpse into his thinking when Joe Scarborough asked him if he would consider it an act of war if the U.S. allowed Israeli warplanes to overfly Iraq on their way to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities. "Do you think anyone will attack Iran to begin with?" Ahmadinejad asked. "I really don't think so. The Zionist regime is a very small entity on the map, even to the point that it doesn't really factor into our equation." He continued -- in a way that clarifies for me his fundamental misunderstanding of just about everything -- "The United States has never entered a serious war, and has never been victorious." And, in what James reports was his most ominous statement, Ahmadinejad said, "The United States doesn't understand what war looks like. When a war starts, it knows no limits."

Quoted from (gasp!) Goldberg: http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2010/09/ahmadinejad-when-a-war-starts-it-knows-no-limits/63312/

Ahmadinejad is kinda a moron, huh?

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

the iraq adventure sort of empowered/pissed off iran

The influence it now exerts in an Iraq that no longer brutally represses its Shi'ia majority has expanded. A paranoid regime in a country which has been fucked by the US (and the UK) before, surrounded by two conflicts on either side of it, is likely to feel a little nervous. Ask the Germans (or the Poles) what they felt like, fighting two-front wars on opposite sides of their national territory.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

to be fair, iran had 'conflicts on either side of it' in the 1980s too, yes?

it's realpolitikal fact that iran is more active now than a decade ago, owing to the 'destabilization' (a term im trying to use neutrally) of the middle east by the iraq war, but the other stuff is kinda w/e

no one was protesting when this happened to (history mayne), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

As the distinguished Iranian scholar Kaveh Ehsani has recently observed, these sanctions and a fortiori the pending military strike, have contributed massively to thwarting the current democratic movement in Iran that has been rising since the presidential election of June 2009. This threat to the democratic uprising in Iran, and by extension to the Arab Spring, is entirely to the advantage of Israel: The last thing that the Jewish garrison state wants in the region is a succession of free and democratic states, which will ipso facto only expose the settler colony for what it is.

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/02/20122208387572989.html

Not sure I buy this theory

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

The first half is right. The second half is silly.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-minister-welcomes-report-of-huge-blast-at-iran-nuclear-plant/

_Rudipherous_, Sunday, 27 January 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

avi otm

the late great, Sunday, 27 January 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

seven years pass...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/17/british-spys-account-sheds-light-on-role-in-1953-iranian-coup

shameless

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 August 2020 10:36 (five years ago)

Guy seems like a real peach

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 17 August 2020 12:57 (five years ago)

two years pass...

Have we talked about these protests here.

A potentially significant strike is brewing among oil workers in Iran. Workers walked off the job today in Asaluyeh, a port on the Persian Gulf and the site of the world's largest natural gas field. The strike is in support of protests for Mahsa Amini.pic.twitter.com/xue4SmM09a

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) October 10, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 10 October 2022 13:02 (three years ago)

seems like we should be talking about this more... it ain't slowing down, and it ain't going away

Pretty inspiring

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 22:25 (three years ago)

One wishes it got more coverage, but the language barrier and the fact that it’s happening in a place where most westerners don’t care about the actual people doesn’t help things

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 23:28 (three years ago)

It's getting to that place where the more the authorities crack down, the more kids rise up.. but it's becoming a bloodbath and I think it will continue to be one

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 23:50 (three years ago)

From protester to fighter: Fleeing Iran’s brutal crackdown to take up arms over the border

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/17/middleeast/iraqi-kurdistan-iranian-dissidents-intl/index.html

dow, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:32 (three years ago)

one year passes...

Condolences to Iran 🕯️🇮🇷🚁

— Don Hughes (@getfiscal) May 20, 2024

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 May 2024 08:11 (one year ago)

Parody account.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Monday, 20 May 2024 09:14 (one year ago)

one year passes...

In an effort to circumvent sanctions, the state fostered a new class of trusted middlemen, composed largely of relatives of officials who, operating through shadow companies, sold oil to Chinese buyers in exchange for dollars. Instead of remitting the proceeds to the state, these inside dealers have hoarded them in real estate across Dubai, Turkey, and Malaysia. The bulk of Iran’s exports—around 80 percent, or roughly $40 billion—are now controlled by oligarchs in the form of large state-linked enterprises in the petrochemical, oil, and mining sectors. According to official statements, $18 billion in export earnings failed to return to the country in the past year alone.

https://www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/online-only/irans-three-body-problem/

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 February 2026 13:43 (one month ago)

If we may be so bold, we offer a few recommendations to our comrades across the left outside Iran. To those of you living in imperial centers, or for whom the Palestinian struggle rightly constitutes the primary horizon of anti-imperialist politics: We understand that your analysis of Iran is mediated by geopolitics. But do not try to derive a political program for populations inside Iran that, in practice, translates into support for the Iranian state. You would not support a hypothetical liberalized Pinochetist Chile and its killing machine merely because it opposed Washington; you should not do so for the Islamic Republic, either.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 February 2026 16:16 (one month ago)

are people actually doing that though?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 February 2026 17:11 (one month ago)

Looks Iranians in Iran will not get a Democratic say on their future anytime soon, whatever people in the West think, write or say.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 February 2026 08:02 (one month ago)

And Now For Something Completely Different.

The USS Gerald Ford had to request an emergency dock in Greece, begging for toilets because its shit system exploded. pic.twitter.com/7OaniVAw2D

— Chris Hutchinson (@ChrisHu34451470) February 24, 2026

at least the people of Iran can lol at the state of dying US empire's *deadly armada* as USS Gerald R. Ford is stinking up the Mediterranean. They can't build the missiles or planes up to the Chinese standard of innovation, so they are literally weaponizing shit!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 February 2026 08:12 (one month ago)

600 toilets divided into 10 zones. Each zone controlled by a single valve connected to a high pressure system. If the valve fails, all the toilets in that zone go down. The crew moral is such that technicians are now finding foreign objects like clothing inside the system. pic.twitter.com/f6ibuGOxIC

— Hey, Dave! (@davegreenidge57) February 23, 2026



they've got that much enthusiasm for doing Israel's evil war-mongering that they are deliberately clogging up toilets -is another take on this.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 February 2026 08:44 (one month ago)

AYFKM

NEW: Top Democrats are working behind the scenes to stop a vote on the Khanna-Massie Iran war powers resolution – a vote that would force every member of Congress to go on the record over Trump’s potential regime change war. https://t.co/M3Ac18aRUl

— aída chávez (@aidachavez) February 24, 2026

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Wednesday, 25 February 2026 03:08 (one month ago)

Just now: Thick smoke over Jomhouri Street in Tehran. pic.twitter.com/igqLBGJf9f

— Alireza Akbari (@itsalireza_akb) February 28, 2026

Israel launches preventative attack on Iran

*preventative attack* wow, absolutely fuck Israel forever obv.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 09:01 (three weeks ago)

🚨 BREAKING: Houthi movement announces the closure of the Bab el-Mandeb Strait in the Red Sea and warns that they will target U.S. and Israeli ships.

— The Middle East (@A_M_R_M1) February 28, 2026

hopefully this is correct

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 09:03 (three weeks ago)

BREAKING: Explosions in jufair Bahrain — area where US naval base and 5th fleet headquarters is located.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 09:29 (three weeks ago)

CONFIRMED: Iranian missiles attacked:

• Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar
• Al Salem Base in Kuwait
• Al Dhafra Air Base in the UAE
• the US 5th Fleet Base in Bahrain

hopefully this is correct, warmongering, unprovoked attacks should be answered accordingly. From footage of two of these I've seen they seem more like warning shots than outright destruction, smoke rising but it doesn't seem like outright destruction.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 10:01 (three weeks ago)

this must be the first time in the modern era that 4 US overseas bases hit in 1 hour.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 10:04 (three weeks ago)

it be incredible if they start hitting the US fleet in the Persian Gulf. Like fucking Kevin Keegan gif time.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 10:14 (three weeks ago)

Iranian missiles are being intersected and dropped on Jordanians.
This is a home in Irbid, north Jordan. https://t.co/OChLdS0lqD

— Dr Rahmeh Aladwan (@doctor_rahmeh) February 28, 2026

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 10:43 (three weeks ago)

A direct strike on a girls’ elementary school in Hormozgan Province in Iran by Israel, resulting in the deaths of five students so far.
They love bombing schools and killing children, that’s all they ever do.

— Omar Hamad | عُـمَـرْ 𓂆 (@OmarHamadD) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 11:10 (three weeks ago)

fucking evil scumbags

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 11:12 (three weeks ago)

The Epstein regime has murdered 24 girls at their elementary school in Minab city. pic.twitter.com/oYg4Fm3MVq

— Seyed Mohammad Marandi (@s_m_marandi) February 28, 2026

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 11:38 (three weeks ago)

this is operation "Epic Fury" ? smh

StanM, Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:01 (three weeks ago)

Just woke up and read that as “Epic Furry”

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:11 (three weeks ago)

Eric Fury, Tyson's grandad.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:14 (three weeks ago)

more like Epstein Fury

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:15 (three weeks ago)

Nailed it.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:40 (three weeks ago)

We are a rogue nation. Whee!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 February 2026 12:49 (three weeks ago)

Monstrous. And illegal under the Constitution haha like anyone cares about that.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:03 (three weeks ago)

I have seen footage of some radar infrastructure in the US Navy base in Bahrain getting destroyed by an Iranian drone. It wasn't a very fast drone, so they are not even trying to evade air defences with the faster ones they've got because it looks like there wasn't any functional air defences there at all.

Dubai getting hit is quite big news, not quite a safe tax-dosging haven any more. My brother lives there and I haven't from him for a while!

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:11 (three weeks ago)

The Mossad/Unit 8200 installation at Glilot, north of Tel Aviv, has been destroyed.

with all the usual caveats when major shit is happening in real time

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:15 (three weeks ago)

pic.twitter.com/dFsrWkOBMg

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 28, 2026

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:20 (three weeks ago)

Sardar Jabari, advisor to the Commander-in-Chief of the IRGC:

“Trump should understand this clearly: what we launched today were our last-stock missiles. What comes next are systems and weapons he has never seen before.”

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:25 (three weeks ago)

The US and Israel are unlikely to win this war, not only because Iran’s response has already proven qualitatively different from previous confrontations, but because their stated strategic objectives are so maximalist that to call this an existential war doesn't do it it justice.…

— Amal Saad (@amalsaad_lb) February 28, 2026

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:27 (three weeks ago)

the dramatic overreach here of demanding the complete capitulation of Iran is hopefully going to give the US more than just a bloody nose, they need to be taught a lesson and they need to be humiliated.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:31 (three weeks ago)

Hopefully Iran don't keep it up for long enough that we end up with a meatgrinder scenario depriving us of the fragile peace we learn for.

LocalGarda, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:36 (three weeks ago)

yearn for*

LocalGarda, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:36 (three weeks ago)

That Amal Salad post in full.

The US and Israel are unlikely to win this war, not only because Iran’s response has already proven qualitatively different from previous confrontations, but because their stated strategic objectives are so maximalist that to call this an existential war doesn't do it it justice. What they have launched is a state-annihilating campaign, and that ambition sets a strategic bar too high to conceivably achieve.
Trump has openly called for regime change and the complete demilitarization of Iran, not merely the dismantling of its nuclear program, but the elimination of its missile program, that is, its defensive capabilities. Israeli officials, meanwhile, are declaring that
"We are attacking the entire Iranian political and military leadership — past, present and future". This type of language suggests that what they are demanding even transcends surrender within a new Epstein-genocidal order, whereby Iran could continue to exist as a state. What they are calling for isn't just for Iran to stop being an Islamic revolutionary republic, but for Iran to stop being a state altogether and, by denying it the capability to defend itself, to ever reconstitute itself as a state in the future.
Iran today is not just asserting its right to defend itself, or even its right to defend Palestine and sustain the resistance project as a whole, but the right of all states and peoples to control their territories and freely determine their destinies.

We will see..

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:39 (three weeks ago)

*Saad lol autocorrect

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:39 (three weeks ago)

luckily for the rest of the world the US capacity for waging war is not matched by their war production capacity. Apparently they haven't even restocked what was burnt up in the last Israel/Iran war.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:51 (three weeks ago)

"Epstein-genocidal"?

bulb after bulb, Saturday, 28 February 2026 13:57 (three weeks ago)

that's an appropriate moniker for the US and this fellow is a respected scholar

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:00 (three weeks ago)

or as the Columbian prez put it " a clan of paedophiles"

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:01 (three weeks ago)

Begun, the Epstein War has

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:01 (three weeks ago)

that's what everyone is calling it, I hear

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:03 (three weeks ago)

I'm going to get some live war reportage from my brother in Dubai later. if he hasn't been blown to smithereens!

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 14:05 (three weeks ago)

Seeing on x contradictory reports on a girls Iranian elementary school being mistakenly hit either by the Israelis or by Iran itself via a faulty missile

NY Times says US and Israel are trying to take out Iranian leaders and middle launchers now. Earlier NY Times article said Iran has set up a long list of administrative leaders to take over in succession in case they are attacked

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:08 (three weeks ago)

NY Times was also reporting that Israel hasn’t restocked from the last go-round

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:10 (three weeks ago)

NY Times is a garbage source when the host country is doing war crimes is all I'm saying

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:16 (three weeks ago)

what are the best sources?

henry s, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:19 (three weeks ago)

Iranian people (some ex-pats some still living there) various people with middle east reporting pedigree that isn't all pro-western shit on twitter idk anything but US fucking legacy media

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:21 (three weeks ago)

I saw that the Reuters story relied on and quoted NY Times. I get your point . I also looking at random stuff on x and Bluesky as well while taking into account that all these sources may have their own agenda

Screenshots shared with WIRED Middle East show messages urging Iranian military personnel to surrender their weapons with the promise of amnesty. It also urged army personnel to join “the forces of liberation” and to “defend your brothers”

Wired Magazine on Bluesky

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:27 (three weeks ago)

so 51 schoolgirls killed by a US/Israel strike and you choose to believe or amplify some dubious report that it was a friendly fire accident? Even if it was, the blood is still on the hands of US/Israel, they still committed the war crime. I don't see the relevance of the reportage other than just muddying noise.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:36 (three weeks ago)

But have you considered that those were actually 51 human shields

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:43 (three weeks ago)

63 human shields now :(

UK, Germany and France all acting like good vassals and condemning Iran for their strikes against an unprovoked attack. There is no international law post-Gaza, I accept this. It doesn't make it any more palatable, these leaders deserve nothing but contempt.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:47 (three weeks ago)

I agree with you . Sorry for my phrasing. I just think it’s good to be aware of the dubious spin put out there by some . I agree that US and Israel started this war and are responsible for the horrific deaths at the school.

I see that something called Break Through News is sharing on Instagram that it was a US/ Israel middle that hit the school.

They are also reporting on Iran missle launches now against US bases in the area

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVTnf8AE1Kf/?igsh=eHU0bmtzNjF1N2Rt

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:52 (three weeks ago)

yeah sorry if I was bit arsey about it, no hard feelings curmudgeon

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:54 (three weeks ago)

what are the best sources?

― henry s, Saturday, 28 February 2026 bookmarkflaglink

A twitter account like this one will do a fairly good job aggregating info.

WEEKS AGO. These negotiations were always set up to fail but the level of how much these were a sham and a con job is staggering. https://t.co/viskl0y2RS

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:54 (three weeks ago)

yeah drop site has been excellent for Iran reportage as well

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 15:58 (three weeks ago)

Another process critique, no call to stop the latest US and Israeli slaughter. https://t.co/30MuzateMG

— Nima Shirazi (@WideAsleepNima) February 28, 2026

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 February 2026 16:01 (three weeks ago)

per Al-Jazeera there was apparently a second school hit as well, though far less deadly

obvious old hat (rob), Saturday, 28 February 2026 16:06 (three weeks ago)

there has been footage of strikes in Haifa and Tel Aviv but apparently there is a police state social media blackout in Israel and they don't want any videos of them being hit going out. So much for the bastion of democracy and freedom in the Middle East.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 16:07 (three weeks ago)

in the footage of Bahrain US base being hit you can hear the people filming it loudly cheering, also there was a report that the Bahrain fire department refused to attend to the burning base.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 16:23 (three weeks ago)

From a locked twitter acc I follow:

If there's anything we know about Trump it's that he prefers high intensity but short duration military engagements, "decisive" shows of force that he and everyone else can forget about a few weeks later. Not entirely sure if this is that yet but it has followed the script so far

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 17:01 (three weeks ago)

The problem with even that framing is that he hasn't left himself an out. The bunker-buster bomb was a one-off, you drop the bomb and (allegedly) bust the bunker. Here he's calling for the destruction of the military and the overthrow of the government. Where's the point in that where you say "We've done enough here" and go home? I'm not saying it won't happen, it definitely is his pattern, and he seems to have ruled out a ground invasion. "The bombing will continue until the approval rating goes up"? Or until it goes down too much?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 February 2026 17:34 (three weeks ago)

then he gets to use the nukes he loves so much

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 February 2026 17:58 (three weeks ago)

(remember all the times in the first term he wanted to use nukes to solve some problem, I doubt that has changed and there’s no one left in this administration who isn’t a lunatic)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 February 2026 17:59 (three weeks ago)

famously in order to win a war you need to have someone to surrender to

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2026 18:06 (three weeks ago)

i mean who can surrender to you YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2026 18:07 (three weeks ago)

He is not wrong.

CHINA:

"The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years.

The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions.

The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional… pic.twitter.com/0iwS8mqds0

— China pulse 🇨🇳 (@Eng_china5) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:09 (three weeks ago)

^ a perfect example of where the 100% truth is the best possible propaganda.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:13 (three weeks ago)

Israel saying Khameini is dead.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:13 (three weeks ago)

like Venezuela, do they think there will just be a smooth transition to liberal, multi-party democracy? Or are they fine with a new Shah, a return to monarchy?

this won't be smooth

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:15 (three weeks ago)

I mean... he told the Norwegians: you didn't give me the peace prize, so I don't feel so peaceful anymore. He literally said something like that

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:16 (three weeks ago)

another pointless decapitation raid, just like Maduro in Venezuela or that drug kingpin in Mexico, or to reach back a bit further, Ghadaffi in Libya. if Khameini is dead it still won't improve anything, only kill thousands and make things worse

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:18 (three weeks ago)

Al Jazeera-

Israel closes crossings into Gaza Strip, including Rafah
The Israeli agency tasked with coordinating government activities in Palestinian territories says that among the measures taken in the wake of Israel’s attacks on Iran is “the closure of the crossings into the Gaza Strip, among them the Rafah Crossing, until further notice”.

“The rotation of humanitarian personnel is postponed at this stage”, it said, claiming that the closure of borders will have “no effect” on the humanitarian situation in Gaza.

The number of aid trucks that have entered the Gaza Strip since the so-called “ceasefire” went into effect in October is far below the amount expected, and thousands of Palestinians are urgently awaiting medical evacuation from Gaza for treatment abroad.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/2/28/live-israel-launches-attacks-on-iran-multiple-explosions-heard-in-tehran?update=4348259

curmudgeon, Saturday, 28 February 2026 19:23 (three weeks ago)

just weeks after the united states captures maduro in venezuela and then offers up only one coherent reason for doing so - to take control of their oil reserves - they assasinate Khamenei in iran, which just so happens to have the world’s third largest oil reserves

z_tbd, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:18 (three weeks ago)

haven’t seen khameni’s death reported anywhere

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:20 (three weeks ago)

^ah sorry, i see that reuters is reporting that israeli officials have confirmed it, but no others

z_tbd, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:26 (three weeks ago)

pretty sure even if there isa “decapitation” Iran still has a functioning state apparatus to keep on going and appoint a new leader. Different from a personality-based dictatorship like Libya or Iraq with no clear lime of succession or continuity. Numerous US presidents have been assassinated but it didn’t collapse the state, the Vice President just became president.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:26 (three weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/jPLFGnGy/Screenshot-2026-02-28-at-1-21-02-PM.png

z_tbd, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:28 (three weeks ago)

not to say it isn’t true, and I’m sure that was the mission’s objective so I wouldn’t be surprised if he were dead

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:29 (three weeks ago)

According to CNN's web site:

Israel has confirmed that Iran’s supreme leader was killed in strikes on Saturday, according to two Israeli sources familiar with the matter.

One of the sources said Israel had obtained a photo of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s dead body. The second source said an official announcement is being prepared.

Earlier in the evening, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said there are many signs that Khamenei is “no longer with us.”

Meanwhile, the Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman said that Iran’s president and Supreme Leader are “safe and sound.” But Khamenei has not been seen in public or in videos since the strikes began.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:32 (three weeks ago)

i keep looking at the strike on babylon, in iraq, the only strike not inside iran. is there any way to interpret it other than a symbolic strike? with the message of…?

z_tbd, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:32 (three weeks ago)

Boring is otm. a lot of people in the west seem to have decided Iran has dictator vibes without actually looking into it

obvious old hat (rob), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:34 (three weeks ago)

It doesn’t matter whether Khamenei is dead or not. What matters is how insane it is to live in an era where one country can assassinate the heads of other states with total international impunity. The fact that this precedent is now fully normalized is fucking nuts.

— kev joon (@never_oppressed) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:38 (three weeks ago)

just talking to my brother in Dubai. Beep warning over phone while I was talking to him and his wife freaking out. Stay away from windows warning going out etc. He sent me vids of todays shahed hits from where he was when they happened. Shit deffo got slightly real in Dubai today. He told me he isn't even slightly worried.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:40 (three weeks ago)

According to CNN's web site:

cheers aimless, easily ignorable bullshit by dint of poster and source

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:43 (three weeks ago)

Discussion of post-Khamenei succession from last year: https://www.npr.org/2025/07/09/nx-s1-5452287/who-will-lead-iran-once-the-86-year-old-supreme-leader-is-gone

Bottom line is that Iran has spent a lot of time thinking about/preparing for it. As you'd expect, since he is/was 86.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 February 2026 20:47 (three weeks ago)

Israel: Sorek desalination plant has been reportedly destroyed by a massive volley of Iranian missiles. Sorek desalination plant is the most massive SWRO plant on the entire planet.

this would be much bigger than assassinating a head of state leadership figure, this would be going into chat shit and really get banged territory.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:17 (three weeks ago)

damn

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:22 (three weeks ago)

shit's gettin real, yeah

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:23 (three weeks ago)

xps to calz I saw one Dubai drone strike video and it looked pretty intense

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:31 (three weeks ago)

This is such a crazy line of questioning.

❓NBC News to Iran’s FM:
“Sir, how can attacking U.S. military bases abroad be justified?”

💬 FM Araghchi:
Because they are attacking us. These US military installations, facilities, bases are being used to attack us. We are under attack. Why don’t you, you know, recognize… pic.twitter.com/aZZNHd8vay

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:32 (three weeks ago)

Elite levels of brain brokenness

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:34 (three weeks ago)

xxp

My brother was there and took a phonecam pic of one of them getting taken out by air defences and then shared an impact vid that he says that was just for him and his expat pals - so don't share it on social media because it could get them into trouble. But it looked like a very fucking remarkably big explosion

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:37 (three weeks ago)

yeah I saw it on Bluesky, it hit a big tower building and took out multiple rooms on at least one floor

meanwhile

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 7m
Iran's Tasnim and Mehr news agencies report that Khamenei remains 'steadfast and firm in commanding the field'

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:38 (three weeks ago)

Dubai footage https://bsky.app/profile/newseye.bsky.social/post/3mfwqfyiajs2u

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:40 (three weeks ago)

It is believed that this is the Grand Air Hotel in Bahrain that has been targeted. It is known for frequently hosting senior US military officers because of its location close to the US Fifth Fleet headquarters

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:40 (three weeks ago)

oops my bad, Bahrain not Dubai, sorry

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:41 (three weeks ago)

yes I saw that one in Bahrain, shahed strike on upper residential block. Don't enlist in fascist imperialist armies, lads

these fucking people behind this despicable action are that intellectually and morally degenerate now, I'm surprised there any apologists left. But yes there is plenty of them still

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:44 (three weeks ago)

The plant supplies like 80% of clean water to households in Israel

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:45 (three weeks ago)

oh yeah that really is a massive blow

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:47 (three weeks ago)

let me get this straight, is depriving civilians of water bad now?

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:49 (three weeks ago)

probably need a human rights lawyer here to parse this out

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 21:52 (three weeks ago)

I think the desalination plant strike thing is false. Can't find any credible sources reporting it.

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:00 (three weeks ago)

might be who knows, no such thing as "credible sources" during a war - especially an illegal one. And the social media blackout in Israel makes the Chinese wall look amateur.

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:03 (three weeks ago)

Talking of salt, large pinches of it are in order over most of what's being reported.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:04 (three weeks ago)

"The first casualty of war is the truth."

Ironically, the origin of this supposed quote is heavily disputed.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:10 (three weeks ago)

the guy widely attributed to that quote was an Mi6 spook, an anti-leftist imperialist grass who was a disgusting human being tbh

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:15 (three weeks ago)

Trying to remember how this went in Libya.... Anybody know?

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:23 (three weeks ago)

or Syria

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:24 (three weeks ago)

any pos arguments here are morally void and straight from satan

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:25 (three weeks ago)

as far as i can tell, while iranian leadership are certainly cruel dictators, their military response to the US is within the rules of the UN charter, and the US's actions are not

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:29 (three weeks ago)

The UN as a moral arbiter at this point is so fucking meaningless

Libya or Syria is the positive meek neighbouring state model to blessed Israel. A very normal genocide nation state we all are legally obliged to support, otherwise we get called antisemitic

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:33 (three weeks ago)

the guy widely attributed to that quote was an Mi6 spook, an anti-leftist imperialist grass who was a disgusting human being tbh

From here - https://quoteinvestigator.com/2020/04/11/casualty/

The earliest close match known to QI appeared in “The San Diego Union” newspaper of California in July 1915 within an article about a speech delivered by Ethel Annakin who was the wife of the British politician Philip Snowden:

Someone has said that ‘truth is the first casualty of warfare,’” she continued, “and this has been proved by the appalling misconceptions that have been spread broadcast since the war began.”

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:45 (three weeks ago)

Never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7s5pT3Rris

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Saturday, 28 February 2026 22:55 (three weeks ago)

U.S. military servicemen film a Patriot air defense system failing to intercept an Iranian missile over Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar. pic.twitter.com/VvXCWC1Q6d

— ayden (@squatsons) February 28, 2026

I'm no great military tech understander but 3 of these highly expensive things being launched to stop one thing and completely failing at this task seems highly inefficient

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 23:41 (three weeks ago)

You say that, but you don’t make Patriot missiles for a living.

Ed, Saturday, 28 February 2026 23:48 (three weeks ago)

heh!

calzino, Saturday, 28 February 2026 23:49 (three weeks ago)

i always imagine these things as the atari game missile command except not working

madame defarge supporters club (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 February 2026 23:52 (three weeks ago)

But don't worry, we can totally shoot down ICBMs which move way faster. Definitely gotta keep paying for that

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Sunday, 1 March 2026 00:00 (three weeks ago)

might be who knows, no such thing as "credible sources" during a war - especially an illegal one. And the social media blackout in Israel makes the Chinese wall look amateur.

― calzino, Saturday, February 28, 2026 4:03 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Talking of salt, large pinches of it are in order over most of what's being reported.

― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, February 28, 2026 4:04 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i know most people still roll their eyes at this idea, but also this is a war being fought during the ai-bullshit-fake era. there is going to be a lot of false information, and creating fake video/audio is very easy now and demonstrably fools enough people to be a major problem. saying this for myself, as well, i’m as susceptible as anyone to it, but we should be particularly attentive to what is verifiable and not just want to be the first person to share something new

z_tbd, Sunday, 1 March 2026 01:50 (three weeks ago)

it's unbelievable to me that trumpites are really going with the line that these attacks are going to allow "democracy" to take root in iran. after everything that has happened in the middle east since 2003, they still think this will sound plausible.

treeship., Sunday, 1 March 2026 02:16 (three weeks ago)

Just wrote the same thing to my friend.

I know MAGA aren't good at history but this isn't exactly far back

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 March 2026 02:19 (three weeks ago)

why did they even want to do it prob just getting dog walked by israel saudi various american freaks whove wanted to do it forever

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 02:26 (three weeks ago)

yup, was just thinking that - this admin is really easily manipulated, from Putin to Bibi to even Mamdani, they know what strings to pull.

octobeard, Sunday, 1 March 2026 02:55 (three weeks ago)

bits of news leaking out pointing towards it indeed being a bibi joint

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 03:02 (three weeks ago)

america doesnt seem to have a plan past bombing the hell out of the country then hoping something good happens but i bet israel has a plan

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 03:03 (three weeks ago)

they both just hope that bombing iran enough will completely collapse the state & lead to a civil war over the rubble. t

ufo, Sunday, 1 March 2026 04:33 (three weeks ago)

Uh I think blaming it on bibi is too narrow. The ideas represented by him etc etc, ok

But this is a confluence of many things

z_tbd, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:00 (three weeks ago)

I am anxious (literally, not in any sort of good way) about what the response will be in the next few days

z_tbd, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:01 (three weeks ago)

yeah Iran doesn't seem to be taking this lightly

frogbs, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:03 (three weeks ago)

israel has wanted this for a long time, so have significant parts of the us military establishment

ufo, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:19 (three weeks ago)

Also the majority of Democrats in Congress and all but maybe four Republicans.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:27 (three weeks ago)

anyone else remember the 1979 Mickey Mouse tshirt?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:46 (three weeks ago)

also, Iran is in group G with Belgium, Egypt and New Zealand in the 2026 FIFA soccer/football world cup, with first round matches in LA and Seattle.

StanM, Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:57 (three weeks ago)

well that's embarrassing

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 05:58 (three weeks ago)

Democrats be like "if only he filled out the paperwork and followed process"

My statement on President Trump's decision to strike Iran. pic.twitter.com/11X7V3rnHA

— Governor Josh Shapiro (@GovernorShapiro) February 28, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 07:24 (three weeks ago)

Iranian state TV says Khamenei was killed in the Israeli bombing of his official residence in the opening salvo of the war this morning. He was not in any secure bunker, of the kind he was taken to after the start of the last war in June.

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 07:29 (three weeks ago)

The death toll at the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ primary school in Minab has risen to 148 dead and 95 wounded, Iranian state media reported.

Most of those killed were between the ages of 7 and 12.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 08:56 (three weeks ago)

US to be no more sooner than you think.

Khamenei had led Iran, either as president or as Supreme Leader, since 1981.

This is the first time, to my knowledge, that any sovereign leader has been killed in a direct military attack by another state since 1979, when the Soviets killed Afghan leader Hafizullah Amin.

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 09:12 (three weeks ago)

Here's hoping

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2026 09:20 (three weeks ago)

“You can oppose imperialist attacks on Iran AND condemn the theocratic regime”. Well, of course, you can. You can do all kinds of stupid, embarrassing things that will make a sensible person think less of you, it doesn’t mean you should.

— Tom Gann (@Tom_Gann) March 1, 2026

I'd guess that Tom is subtweeting to the weapons grade fucking prick and faux-left arsewipe Owen Jones here.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 09:35 (three weeks ago)

Apocalyptic scenes leaking from Tel Aviv even though massive censorship is underwaypic.twitter.com/IWDp9H1W4s

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) February 28, 2026

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 10:26 (three weeks ago)

Things are getting ugly in Pakistan after US soldiers opened fire on civilians, Pakistanis are now demanding from the govt to;

1. Expel the US Consulate
2. Arrest and prosecution of American soldiers who opened fire with death penalty.
3. Expel the whole embassy staff

10 casualties outside the US embassy in Pakistan, and apparently these casualties occurred outside the embassy rather than people who'd broken through the security perimeter.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 10:35 (three weeks ago)

NEW:

🇺🇸🇮🇷🇰🇼🇨🇳 Satellite imagery released by China shows that Ali Al-Salem Airbase in Kuwait is totally destroyed pic.twitter.com/lRk1DfNAYA

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 10:52 (three weeks ago)

good work, keep it up.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 10:54 (three weeks ago)

BREAKING: Israel Just Targeted The Iranian Red Crescent Headquarters In Tehran

A clear direct assault on medical workers.

More attacks on civilian targets. Which indicates weakness as well as immorality.

these ghouls are so addicted to bombing schools and hospitals

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:17 (three weeks ago)

They get away with it so why should they stop?

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:31 (three weeks ago)

israel has wanted this for a long time, so have significant parts of the us military establishment

― ufo, Sunday, March 1, 2026 12:19 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Also the majority of Democrats in Congress and all but maybe four Republicans.

― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, March 1, 2026 12:27 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

israel only one at the table out of these parties, obvs mostly idle speculation at this point and im sure "its more nuanced" but on the other hand this does just seem very aligned with the israeli project

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:13 (three weeks ago)

it is interesting to ponder how in this government of podcasters is the traditional influence of american foreign policy ghouls operating are they out of the loop are they still around whispering in ears is anyone listening, these operations in iran and venezuela dont really seem like the work the usual guys with phds, does bear the hallmarks of the the impulsive foolish trump crew tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:20 (three weeks ago)

They're slowing dying on MSNOW green room sofas.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:23 (three weeks ago)

pray 4 ghouls

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:26 (three weeks ago)

def interesting to watch the media do their standard credulous fawning war coverage for an action currently polling at 20%, the falcon and the falconer need to start talking again

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:26 (three weeks ago)

War is a force that gives us meaning, or at least clicks

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:39 (three weeks ago)

the beauty of missiles in flight and so forth

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:44 (three weeks ago)

"My body hurts just thinkin' about it" -- Madonna

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 13:47 (three weeks ago)

Not long ago, Pakistan nominated Trump for a Nobel prize & granted its highest military award to Israel’s favourite U.S. military general. Today, U.S. marines killed 9 Pakistanis inside Pakistan. No level of boot-licking will protect you from an empire that only respects power

— Fiza (@fizakkhann) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:05 (three weeks ago)

Iran fired so many missiles that US interceptor stocks could run dry within days. Each THAAD costs $15M. We're using them faster than Lockheed can build them. Iran has thousands more missiles and drones in reserve.

I was listening to a podcast last week that suggested that this scenario was very likely.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:07 (three weeks ago)

IRGC are claiming to have hit USS Abraham Lincoln with 4 ballistic missiles

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:19 (three weeks ago)

well damn

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:20 (three weeks ago)

good luck usa

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:24 (three weeks ago)

what's to stop Russia taking out Zelenski now?

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:28 (three weeks ago)

these days anybody can get taken out it seems

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:29 (three weeks ago)

Or Pakistan taking out Modi. It's party time.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:32 (three weeks ago)

Someone on Al Jazeera was saying that Iran seems to be trying to exhaust Israel’s missile defenses by sending just one or two rockets every hour or so. Thereby draining the interceptor reserve and causing people to run to shelters over and over.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:34 (three weeks ago)

Saudi and Iraq are discussing trying to force the Strait of Hormuz open. This could quickly spiral into a massive regional war in the Middle East. It’s not clear that anyone has control over the situation anymore. 🇮🇶🇸🇦🇮🇷 https://t.co/U2jfigzKuV

— Philip Pilkington (@philippilk) March 1, 2026

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:44 (three weeks ago)

whatre they talking about force it open no ships are going to sail through there if theres a country threatening to fire missiles at them

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:48 (three weeks ago)

perhaps they just fancy a bit of war. The tankers would be impossible to insure and would likely get blown up!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:54 (three weeks ago)

“You can oppose imperialist attacks on Iran AND condemn the theocratic regime”. Well, of course, you can. You can do all kinds of stupid, embarrassing things that will make a sensible person think less of you, it doesn’t mean you should.

Can somebody explain this perspective? I don't know who Owen Jones is, or Tom Gann for that matter

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:57 (three weeks ago)

this next round of inflation’s going to be sweet af

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 1 March 2026 14:58 (three weeks ago)

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman made multiple private phone calls to Trump over the past month advocating a U.S. attack, despite his public support for a diplomatic solution, the four people said. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, meanwhile, continued his long-running public campaign for U.S. strikes against what he views as an existential enemy of his country.

From Washington Post

curmudgeon, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:02 (three weeks ago)

xxp

just the need for cowards to condemn Iran when attacking the US illegal warmongering it is completely unnecessary. If you take an anti-imperialist position lots of fucking poltroons will call you a friend of Putin or whatever despot. It's just kowtowing to these cunts in advance because you lack any principles or a backbone.

I was born in 1973 but was too young to remember 1973 levels of inflation!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:02 (three weeks ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/02/28/trump-iran-decision-saudi-arabia-israel/

curmudgeon, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:03 (three weeks ago)

very brave of Netanyahu to scuttle off to Germany while Tel Aviv is getting bombed to rubble.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:05 (three weeks ago)

Iran fired so many missiles that US interceptor stocks could run dry within days. Each THAAD costs $15M. We're using them faster than Lockheed can build them. Iran has thousands more missiles and drones in reserve.

Source? I wanna share this information. Thanks.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:11 (three weeks ago)

just the need for cowards to condemn Iran when attacking the US illegal warmongering it is completely unnecessary

Is it? I get that illegal warmongering is bad , but are you saying that we need to pretend that the Iranian government didn’t just brutally kill thousands of its own people who were protesting a little while ago? And I am not justifying the warmongering.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:14 (three weeks ago)

just the need for cowards to condemn Iran when attacking the US illegal warmongering it is completely unnecessary

Is it? I get that illegal warmongering is bad , but are you saying that we need to pretend that the Iranian government didn’t just brutally kill thousands of its own people who were protesting a little while ago? And I am not justifying the warmongering.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:14 (three weeks ago)

I thought about that position yesterday morning, curmudgeon, and I concluded that there's no reason to even cede the point to the war dogs. We have a legally elected American president brutalizing his own citizens, after all.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:17 (three weeks ago)

this one Alf

Iran fired so many missiles that US interceptor stocks could run dry within days. Each THAAD costs $15M. We're using them faster than Lockheed can build them. Iran has thousands more missles and drones in reserve.https://t.co/SJgfA7kgCB

— gCaptain (@gCaptain) February 28, 2026

this was quote-tweeted by economist and author Phillip Pilkington (who is not very left-wing at all I might add!)

anyway Curmudgeon I'm not going to answer you because I'll just end up being very fucking rude to you and you don't seem like a terrible person.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:18 (three weeks ago)

thanks, calz

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:19 (three weeks ago)

the US production rate of THAAD interceptors production is 36 a year I read earlier.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:22 (three weeks ago)

excuse my fucking dyslexic double wording!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:23 (three weeks ago)

oh that account Alf, is an ex merchant marine/ship's captain who seems to know his onions, not a bs account.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:28 (three weeks ago)

Sweet onions are the best imo

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:29 (three weeks ago)

first official reports of american casualties rolling in

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:29 (three weeks ago)

They knew all the Middle East bases would get murked. If there are casualties where they weren't in bunkers or taking reasonable precautions then they've just been wilfully sacrificed for nothing.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:34 (three weeks ago)

But can we trust these figures coming from the Likud-run health ministry? https://t.co/xBmgUuT0mI

— Hamza Yusuf (@Hamza_a96) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:51 (three weeks ago)

The reason nobody needs to do throat-clearing about “of course the Iranian regime is bad” is that OF COURSE the Iranian regime is bad. I have personally thought the Iranian regime is bad for all of my politically-aware life, and hardly feel the need to restate an obvious truth in order to say the United States regime is bad and should not be waging a dumb and destructive war.

Very reminiscent of the invasion of Iraq, when people protesting and pointing out all the reasons it was a bad idea were accused of being Saddam apologists. It’s just bad-faith rhetoric that deserves no gesture of agreement.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:51 (three weeks ago)

Now, Iranian semi-state media is confirming that former President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been killed in the Israeli-American strikes on Iran. pic.twitter.com/zWiSVCH9uZ

— Ali Hashem علي هاشم (@Alihashem) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:58 (three weeks ago)

killed for posts rip

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:58 (three weeks ago)

Unfortunately the US media is so in the tank that politicians know that they will face weeks of “Why do you love the Ayatollah?” questions if they don’t condemn the regime.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:59 (three weeks ago)

Wow

omar little, Sunday, 1 March 2026 15:59 (three weeks ago)

Pure spite. Ahmadinejad's not been relevant in, what, 15 years?

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:00 (three weeks ago)

haa

Luke Smith Morgan slukemorgan.bsky.social‬

Incredible. Kalshi is not paying out "Khamenei out of power by date" contracts because he died.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:wzomutdimrovy4zhc2cjvyd3/bafkreiblzghb7lfox2asho4dmzxss5qlb3oebshnvt3l64cfqxultjtrka@jpeg

https://bsky.app/profile/slukemorgan.bsky.social/post/3mfyzrihup22u

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:00 (three weeks ago)

Pure spite. Ahmadinejad's not been relevant in, what, 15 years?

― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Probably far down the list, but this is about erasing any possible replacements.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:03 (three weeks ago)

Iran’s IRGC claims to have struck USS Abraham Lincoln with ballistic missiles. LIE.

CENTCOM confirms that the missiles were launched but missed then target and Abraham Lincoln managed to dodge 4 bullets!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:05 (three weeks ago)

there were reports yesterday of Iranian opposition figures been targeted. Clear out anybody who cares about the future of their country.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:06 (three weeks ago)

suspect they also have people theyre going to try to put in charge via spy stuff

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:08 (three weeks ago)

As a bit of this tweet put it.

"Axios quoted a “senior Israeli official” as stating: “The goal is to create all the conditions for the downfall of the Iranian regime. We are targeting the entire Iranian leadership – political and military – past, present, and future.” That’s state collapse, not regime change. I suspect that is not a goal shared at present by Washington, but also one it will increasingly pursue on Israel’s behalf as the war expands."

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:10 (three weeks ago)

LINDSEY GRAHAM: Our goal is to make sure Iran cannot become again the largest state sponsor of terrorism.

WELKER: Does the the president have a plan to guarantee that happens?

GRAHAM: No. It's not his job.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:13 (three weeks ago)

weird line for them all to be taking its a bit rich

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:14 (three weeks ago)

It's Netanyahu's job.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:15 (three weeks ago)

prob true tbf

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:15 (three weeks ago)

JUST IN: Iran is currently destroying the American base in Qatar with a huge number of missiles.

This is the base that housed CENTCOM HQ. pic.twitter.com/ekhyjnqVdg

— Korobochka (コロボ) 🇦🇺✝️ (@cirnosad) March 1, 2026

this appears to be a fresh attack on the US Qatar base.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:16 (three weeks ago)

if america-israel cant get their guy in it all just seems like a recipe for the military to take over

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:16 (three weeks ago)

ignore that last one it's bullshit

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:18 (three weeks ago)

"BREAKING: Israeli officials say after Iran, Turkey is now seen as the next major threat to their existence."

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:20 (three weeks ago)

good to see the belligerents really put the work in to build a coalition of the willing before setting the entire middle east on fire

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:24 (three weeks ago)

Fill up your car - and maybe a few trash cans - because gasoline shortages are coming. Then inflation. Then high interest rates. Then a financial crisis. Then… a depression?

It has felt like living through a depression since 2008. Perhaps now we can see what a real one is like. This will probably hurt Europe more than the US. Wouldn't an insane petrol spike be good for the US?

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:24 (three weeks ago)

Donald Trump told Fox News on Sunday that 48 leaders have been killed in US and Israeli strikes on Iran.

“It’s moving along. It’s moving along rapidly. This has been this way for 47 years,” he is quoted as saying in an interview with Fox News. “It’s moving along rapidly. Nobody can believe the success we’re having, 48 leaders are gone in one shot. And it’s moving along rapidly.”

Trump also told CNBC’s Joe Kernen that US military operations in Iran are “ahead of schedule.”

This lie sounds like a potential off ramp here. We'll see..

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:28 (three weeks ago)

if ever statement summed up the "This is fine" burning house meme!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:31 (three weeks ago)

it has been widely posted that Iran are flatly refusing an offramp. God knows.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:34 (three weeks ago)

the country’s new leadership?

One day after launching strikes on Iran that killed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and embroiled the region in war, President Trump told me this morning that the country’s new leadership wants to talk with him and that he plans to do so.

“They want to talk, and I have agreed to talk, so I will be talking to them. They should have done it sooner. They should have given what was very practical and easy to do sooner. They waited too long,” Trump told me in a phone call from his Mar-a-Lago club shortly before 9:30 a.m.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national-security/2026/03/trump-iran-attack-negotiations/686201/?gift=nHf7iWmpOKBdlkwz68mfUJqztpZBoSFVb4MKQxlCiDg

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:36 (three weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/bMM2tsmW/omar.png

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:37 (three weeks ago)

haaaa just saw that on bsky, tyvm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:38 (three weeks ago)

it has been widely posted that Iran are flatly refusing an offramp. God knows.

― calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Perhaps..

Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi:

What happened in Oman was not our choice.

We have already told our Armed Forces to be careful about the targets they choose.

Our military units are now, in fact, independent and somewhat isolated, and they are acting based on general instructions given to them in advance

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:40 (three weeks ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCVuupSWoAAZo-C?format=jpg&name=900x900

my brother took this pic in Dubai yesterday. Going to be some very nervous western rich folks there.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:44 (three weeks ago)

they should target the usa in the world map archipelago

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:45 (three weeks ago)

heavy strikes reported in Tehran

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 16:52 (three weeks ago)

we’re gonna install the Shah Jr. aren’t we?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:00 (three weeks ago)

Also, loving how this is day 2 and already at Iraq-war 2006 levels of unpopularity good job guys

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:02 (three weeks ago)

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 2m
Iranian missile strike on Israel’s Beit Shemesh kills nine people

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:03 (three weeks ago)

Zoroastrianism is the natural religion of Persia. Islam was imposed upon it by outsiders. A return to the religion of the Parsis, and an encouragement of the return of the Parsi diaspora is the way forward.

Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:05 (three weeks ago)

What?

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:06 (three weeks ago)

Well, why not?

Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:06 (three weeks ago)

Round up all those Muslims and put them in re-education camps.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:07 (three weeks ago)

Well, why not?

― Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 1 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

The British when they partitioned India.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:13 (three weeks ago)

lol wtf GG!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:13 (three weeks ago)

Yes apparently Islam is the problem.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:15 (three weeks ago)

iranians can have a little sacred fire as a treat

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:15 (three weeks ago)

It's worked so well in Israel.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:16 (three weeks ago)

we’re gonna install the Shah Jr. aren’t we?

Kinda don’t think “we” are going to be installing anyone.

So crazy for the guy who literally cut short ongoing negotiations to start a war is like, “They should have been willing to talk sooner.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:21 (three weeks ago)

it is all the way crazy

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:22 (three weeks ago)

Zoroastrianism has no centralised dogma, which makes it superior to all three Abrahamic religions, which have imposed all kinds of misery on the populations of countless nations over many centuries. Rather than a focus on an absolute submission to a deity, it presents a cosmic struggle between truth and falsehood, placing humans in an active struggle to create a just world. What's not to like?

Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:23 (three weeks ago)

feel like we could compromise at one of the minor abrahamic religions bahai faith perhaps, mormonism

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:26 (three weeks ago)

what if iran went full druze

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:28 (three weeks ago)

Maybe the US can airdrop some Zoroastrian Chick tracts and see if it takes hold.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:33 (three weeks ago)

i want a sky burial

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:34 (three weeks ago)

def the way to go

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:35 (three weeks ago)

its called a nowtv burial these days

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:44 (three weeks ago)

What Reza Pahlavi is attempting to do—by declaring himself Iran's "transitional leader"—is dangerous and will only destabilize the situation further.

Pahlavi has next to no support inside the country, as he is literally the son of the man who was overthrown by the Iranian people…

— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) March 1, 2026

Rudy Giuliani hasn't got much time for the phoney shah. Which seems kind of surprising.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:45 (three weeks ago)

ok who got ahold of Rudy’s account

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:47 (three weeks ago)

guess thats not trumps guy then

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:51 (three weeks ago)

What happened to the shah -- his installation and his ouster -- is one of those historical points never, ever mentioned in American media because it would expose the sadism of our covert ops going back to Ike's time.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:51 (three weeks ago)

Iraqi drones are now striking targets inside Jordan, and blasts have been reported across the UAE including Dubai, with parallel detonations hitting Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Bahrain, and Kuwait.

was reading this and thought maybe "Iraqi" was a typo or is it just that there are pro-Iranian militias in Iraq? God knows. There is such a lot to take in.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 17:59 (three weeks ago)

Hundreds of people have gathered in the city centre of Glasgow, dancing to music and chanting in celebration after Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed on Saturday

the only two words I want to use to describe these people are "idiots" and "scumbags".

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:09 (three weeks ago)

Jane Fonda calls for regime change in the US at Hands Off Iran rally at LA City Hall

old gal still got it

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:12 (three weeks ago)

ha get em

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:15 (three weeks ago)

BREAKING: CNN claims the UAE & Saudi Arabia had asked Iran to designate a spot in the Iranian desert to bomb and declare it as a response to Iran’s attacks—which Iran reportedly rejected.

quite hilarious, if true

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:16 (three weeks ago)

Hebrew Channel 14:
The Israeli Cabinet is discussing tonight the expansion of the war to new arenas.

Iran has been fighting alone so far. Hezbollah Iraq, Hezbollah Lebanon and the Houthis haven't fired a single missile or drone yet. Which means Iran still holds grade-A escelatory cards.

two possible strands here, the actors who haven't got involved yet and Israel doing everything they can to sabotage any offramps and extend the war against other actors. it seems insane like.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:29 (three weeks ago)

Al Jazeera English aljazeera.com‬

Footage from near the Strait of Hormuz shows a Palau-flagged oil tanker ablaze after what Oman’s maritime security centre said was a hit from an unidentified projectile.

At least three ships have been struck in the area. More than 150 others have dropped anchor to avoid entering the strait.

https://bsky.app/profile/aljazeera.com/post/3mfzdohhwc22l

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:33 (three weeks ago)

dropping anchor? I'd be doing a hard reverse!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:35 (three weeks ago)

you know what they say about turning ships around

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:37 (three weeks ago)

Iranian drone strike hit an ammunition warehouse at a U.S. base in Erbil, in Iraq.

Secondary explosions and a large fire were observed at the scene. pic.twitter.com/dFufLxejc4

— Clash Report (@clashreport) March 1, 2026

4th of July tribute in Iraq

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:45 (three weeks ago)

The yanks are lying about Iran not striking the USS Abraham Lincoln

How do we know? Because they lied about it when Yemen hit the USS Eisenhower. I remember covering this. The captain had posted an old video of the deck, trying to pass it off as recent footage & hide the damage.

— Richard Medhurst (@richimedhurst) March 1, 2026

very interesting take here. Iran claimed the runway of USS Abraham Lincoln was damaged so pilots had to emergency land in Oman and they told Oman you hand those prisoners of war back to the US then you will get banged.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:48 (three weeks ago)

there was an account of lots of USS Einsenhower crew suffering from PTSD and needing counselling because it was the first time they ever experienced being shot at as US military personnel.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:55 (three weeks ago)

poor babies

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 18:59 (three weeks ago)

afaics the June war inflated Trump's hubris to the size of a Macy's parade balloon. there is no apparent plan on the US side apart from "we'll hit them hard, they will make another symbolic response, and everyone's good". Trump has no one who will tell him this was a terrible risk. our intelligence apparatus is under Tulsi Gabbard. the Joint Chiefs may have given him a sober assessment, but he'd never listen to them because as he's said in the past, he believes he knows more than they do.

we already knew we were totally fucked when he won re-election. those chickens have been coming home to roost in numbers that boggle the mind and we all know it will get worse before it gets better. US ilxors should be blowing up every line of communication to their congress people. someone's got to stop this warpig.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:01 (three weeks ago)

It's a good thing congress isn't alive to see this

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:02 (three weeks ago)

My congressman I'm afraid does not care what I think about this. He tweeted, "Save me your outrage. Obama bombed 8 countries without Congress approval and Clinton bombed an aspirin factory to cover up his affair." They just dgaf.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:06 (three weeks ago)

Why comply with his request? Give him your outrage anyway.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:10 (three weeks ago)

Yes write him a rude little email. Lol

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:11 (three weeks ago)

your insight into US politics knows no limits

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:16 (three weeks ago)

it actually makes me sad that you think something like writing a pointless email equates to effective or meaningful action, xyzzz understands US politics much better than you seem to

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:21 (three weeks ago)

🇮🇶 US embassy in Baghdad.

Power to the Iraqis. pic.twitter.com/q4tqf26UxM

— Dr Rahmeh Aladwan (@doctor_rahmeh) March 1, 2026

It's seriously looking like US embassy staff in several countries may need get the fuck out of dodge soon

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:28 (three weeks ago)

oh I know my congressman personally, we used to poop together. He's very aware of my political views. If he was going to factor me into his equations he would have done so long ago.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:32 (three weeks ago)

you used to poop together?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:37 (three weeks ago)

with poop friends like that who needs Satan?

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:37 (three weeks ago)

keep pooping togetherrrrrrrr

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:39 (three weeks ago)

united we poop

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:40 (three weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/4ZRK36Cy/Come-Poop-With-Me.jpg

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:42 (three weeks ago)

it actually makes me sad that you think something like writing a pointless email equates to effective or meaningful action

check back with me when you have read what I wrote and understood what the words say rather than what you and xxxyz assume they meant.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:49 (three weeks ago)

"US says 3 service members killed as part of Iran operation"

motherfucker, even Zelensky isn't this shameless with his lying casualties math (oh no actually, he ist tbf)

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 19:56 (three weeks ago)

xp keep begging your Democrats for crumbs

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:00 (three weeks ago)

you used to poop together?

We did. The same men's room was closest to each of our offices when he was county mayor, so sometimes we ended up in adjacent stalls. And boy does that guy like to talk on the toilet. Also took phone calls, sometimes played country music on his cell phone.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:05 (three weeks ago)

I’m counting… zero interceptors in this video. Is ammunition already running low? 🇮🇷🇮🇱 https://t.co/kR91Znq1Jr

— Philip Pilkington (@philippilk) March 1, 2026

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:21 (three weeks ago)

Some observations and comments on Trump and Israel's war on Iran:

1. Tehran is not looking for a ceasefire and has rejected outreach from Trump. The reason is that they believe they committed a mistake by agreeing to the ceasefire in June - it only enabled the US and Israel to…

— Trita Parsi (@tparsi) March 1, 2026

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:33 (three weeks ago)

A mix of voices here, and a lot of pro-Royalist scum

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/01/you-werent-free-iranians-party-in-london-and-manchester-after-strikes-against-regime

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:33 (three weeks ago)

xp full thread: https://twitter-thread.com/t/2028191902080876849

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 1 March 2026 20:47 (three weeks ago)

I’ve deleted the post about Ahmadinejad. A reliable source close to him told me that three of his bodyguards were killed during the attacks, but his house remained intact and he’s fine. pic.twitter.com/jhgVaMupa8

— Maziar Bahari (@maziarbahari) March 1, 2026

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:01 (three weeks ago)

I live in a neighborhood that probably has more persians per capita than anywhere in the world outside of iran and these pahlavist freaks haven’t shut up for 2 days

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:04 (three weeks ago)

parachute Reza Pahlavi into the middle of Tehran, see how the hordes flock behind his banner, i think it's worth a shot

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:19 (three weeks ago)

oh please bomb the country of my ancestors that I fled, fascist US, because I'm not deranged at all and really do have some legitimate concerns that should be taken very seriously.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:24 (three weeks ago)

Is there a reason we're uncritically posting lots of dubious stuff from twitter?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:25 (three weeks ago)

Cos nobody has bothered to disable embeds despite it being pretty popular with most of us, iirc

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:27 (three weeks ago)

you got anything better to post moodles? I can't imagine so tbh

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:30 (three weeks ago)

Hey I post stuff from The Guardian too!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:31 (three weeks ago)

xp keep begging your Democrats for crumbs

this technique has a name: characterize and dismiss. your characterization of my idea carries its own dismissal. no one wants to beg for crumbs, therefore trying to influence your congressional representative must be demeaning and foolish. got anything else to add to that?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:31 (three weeks ago)

Moodles just wants this thread to be like the lameass US politics thread. Honestly I'm just to start uncritically tweeting RT, Iran Times, stuff etc just to fuck him off!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:37 (three weeks ago)

Maybe you could stay up without sleeping and posting increasingly conspiratorial stuff relentlessly on here, that’s going really well for you

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:40 (three weeks ago)

no actually you just fuck yourself Gyac as well, all you do is attack. I get up early every day. I have been around longer than you and know more about life than you. So I don't really take you seriously as a poster.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:42 (three weeks ago)

Devastating

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:43 (three weeks ago)

seriously GO FUCK YOURSELF

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:43 (three weeks ago)

Wow, you are a colossal asshole, but please, keep it up

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:44 (three weeks ago)

why because when someone attacks me on here I tell them to go fuck themselves? It's the appropriate thread for it tbf.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:47 (three weeks ago)

pro tip: when you tell someone you know more about life than they do, you had better be talking to a child

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:50 (three weeks ago)

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war thread.”

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:50 (three weeks ago)

so sorry you consider it an attack to point out that there's been a string of posts shared from an app run by nazis that have ranged from highly questionable to plain false, maybe grow up a little and stop acting like a big crybaby because anyone bothered to question this

xxp

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:51 (three weeks ago)

that post was posted in a flash of anger and yes I agree, with a cunt like Aimless for once!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:52 (three weeks ago)

shut the fuck up Moodles, you are just the ultimate boring melt.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:52 (three weeks ago)

I know its a mix of the unverifiable and many of the takes will unravel or be prophetic in the next few days, but there has been perfectly reasonable coverage posted via twitter posts.

Sorry but the thing is still informative.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:56 (three weeks ago)

I don’t mind anger or someone telling me to go fuck myself. I do mind one of my formerly favourite posters going down conspiratorial rabbit holes and this being apparent in a number of threads, and I’m not really sure how one points that out in a nice way (or that it merits it) when the stuff being shared is as poisonous as the stuff in the Ukraine thread. And yes, fuck Twitter embeds.

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:57 (three weeks ago)

Msybe it was the dead schoolgirls what swayed him.

UK will allow US to use bases to strike Iranian missile sites, PM says

nashwan, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:57 (three weeks ago)

yes it is. If I was counting on UK legacy media I'd be fucking even more lost right now. There is lots of good scholars, activists, independent journalists on twitter doing a better job than any western state media bullshit.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 21:59 (three weeks ago)

Calzino I am fine with what you are posting but you are probably gonna be banned for a week if you don't cool with the swearing at posters. Take it from me, I've had a few in my time and it was just me getting into situations in threads like this.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:00 (three weeks ago)

gyac, just go to fucking bed or something jfc. I don't support Zelensky or any other western imperialism. Not exactly a controversial or conspiratorial position amongst much of the left ffs.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:01 (three weeks ago)

nonessential posters advised to flee the thread, further strikes incoming

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:02 (three weeks ago)

ban me i don't give a fuck tbh. I 'm starting to think this place is not really a place for me tbh.

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:02 (three weeks ago)

Idk anymore needs to be banned here just saying

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:06 (three weeks ago)

Idt*

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:06 (three weeks ago)

calzino, more people agree with you in this thread than not. I don't understand the attacks. You've also been posting in this thread more than 12 hours, which I've done on other threads and made me a bit barmy after a while.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:10 (three weeks ago)

agreed, as much as I wish things wouldn’t get heated at times— i have definitely been in calz’s place obv— i don’t think anyone needs banning at present.

also it’s hard to not be conspiracy-minded when it seems pretty apparent that there are vast conspiracies happening at top layers of government. in a sense i get what gyac and others are saying, but also think that this is the obvious outcome when western media is entirely in the bag for a bunch of fascist pedophile fucks.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:12 (three weeks ago)

well yeah but I'm not going barmy here. i went out for a 2 mile walk earlier. If I post some shite I'll call it as shite as soon as I see it as shite. And maybe sometimes some shite will slip through. But this is a time of war and i have caveated this in some of my posts ffs

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:15 (three weeks ago)

I don’t think calzino needs to be banned either. Just wish he’d spend a lot less time in online rabbit holes. That’s all.

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:16 (three weeks ago)

just utter condescending garbage gyac

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:17 (three weeks ago)

you need to be quite arrogant and lacking in self-awareness to post such bollox. so check yourself here

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 22:18 (three weeks ago)

I think tensions are high because we're all pissed off about this shit and the constant stream of pain my country is inflicting on the globe with impunity.

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:03 (three weeks ago)

Indeed, the lead up to the illegal planned invasion of Iraq was preceded by months of political discussion, hearings and congressional resolutions, as well as the aforementioned anti-war demonstrations. The point isn’t that any of that was effective at stopping the war; the point is that it was still considered necessary. Now, the government doesn’t even feel like it needs to come up with an elaborate pretext, phony intelligence, or the theatre of congressional hearings that would lend the war a faint veneer of quasi-democratic legitimacy. Trump just does things. Indeed, his acts of aggressive unilateralism are often marked by surprise, which requires keeping the public in the dark. This means there is no pantomime of democratic buy-in..

https://www.lilyslynch.com/p/the-us-attack-on-iran-and-the-autocratizing

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:05 (three weeks ago)

And lol

https://www.semafor.com/article/03/01/2026/riyadh-becomes-transit-hub-for-worried-rich-fleeing-gulf

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:08 (three weeks ago)

I texted my brother in Dubai earlier and got no answer yet!

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:13 (three weeks ago)

homemade video of a missile flying by and hitting off in the distance in jerusalem, these weapons are terrifying

https://bsky.app/profile/aliahmadi.bsky.social/post/3mfzpyg267s2p

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:26 (three weeks ago)

these weapons are terrifying

yes they are
jfc

z_tbd, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:41 (three weeks ago)

it really is the worst timeline

calzino, Sunday, 1 March 2026 23:46 (three weeks ago)

it really is

Dan S, Monday, 2 March 2026 00:07 (three weeks ago)

Hezbollah claims responsibility for launches as Israel begins striking group

Lebanon’s Hezbollah has just claimed responsibility for the projectiles launched from Lebanon to Israel.

The militant group said it launched missiles and drones towards Israel in retaliation for the killing of Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, news agencies are reporting.

Israel’s military just said it had begun striking Hezbollah across Lebanon.

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:03 (three weeks ago)

sorry, that was a guardian link, to one of those non-stop updating live update threads, hard to link to
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/mar/01/us-israel-war-on-iran-ayatollah-ali-khamenei-i-dead-latest-reports

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:04 (three weeks ago)

btw, what are you all using to follow this? i do not have the money to pay for any subscription right now, and live streaming networks sucks, and twitter sucks, and i don’t want to be on bluesky or really any social network to follow news.

what do you all use?

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:04 (three weeks ago)

bluesky

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:05 (three weeks ago)

1h ago
19.47 EST
More now on the Israeli military saying projectiles fired from Lebanon had triggered air raid sirens in northern Israel – it also said it had had intercepted one of them.

“Following the sirens that sounded in several areas in northern Israel, a projectile that crossed from Lebanon into Israeli territory was intercepted by the Israeli Air Force, and several projectiles fell in open areas,” the Israeli military posted on Telegram on Monday, cited by the AFP news agency.

Lebanese militant group Hezbollah said on Sunday it had a “duty” to support its backer Iran after Israeli and US strikes.

But the group has not confirmed action since the US and Israel began attacks on Saturday, killing Iran’s supreme leader and sparking a wave of retaliatory drone and missile strikes.

Hezbollah has been weakened from conflict with Israel, which it entered to support Hamas after the Palestinian militant group’s deadly attack on Israel in October 2023 and the subsequent war in the Gaza strip.

Israel and Hezbollah signed a ceasefire agreement in November 2024, although Israel has continued to strike targets it says are linked to the Lebanese group.

Hezbollah did not intervene during a 12-day war between Israel and Iran last June.

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:06 (three weeks ago)

lagoon would you please send me a few of your fave bluesky people to follow on this (or anything?) i’m down to use bluesky on a kind of minimal level and just follow a few people rather than trying to keep up with everything

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:07 (three weeks ago)

i’m @zachtbd.bsky.social on there i think. sorry to be such a newb but thank you

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:07 (three weeks ago)

i dont really follow anyone whos an iran experts but here ill scroll through my feed and dig up some people i like who are prob posting about it

https://bsky.app/profile/privatechand.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/davidkaib.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/patblanchfield.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/slclunk.com

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 02:19 (three weeks ago)

btw, what are you all using to follow this?

This thread. So far it's been informative AND entertaining :D

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:04 (three weeks ago)

OK, let’s do this again but this time make it the Republican primary

omar little, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:23 (three weeks ago)

xp thanking u lagoon

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:41 (three weeks ago)

np

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:42 (three weeks ago)

ah very interesting

Netanyahu says Trump fulfilled his dreams: In bombing Iran, Israel now has the "assistance of the United States, my friend, US President Donald Trump, and the US military. This coalition of forces allows us to do what I have yearned to do for 40 years"

https://bsky.app/profile/johnphudson.bsky.social/post/3mfz73fdzqh22

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:42 (three weeks ago)

they obviously have no plan, and who cares if they did have a plan? if they had a plan it would the most evil plan. their plan is fuck things up and get some oil, and they know there’s no accountability within the united states

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:43 (three weeks ago)

netanyahu and the zionists most certainly have a plan

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 03:44 (three weeks ago)

netanyahu & the current israeli government would be ecstatic if iran's economy collapsed entirely and a million Iranians died from famine, disease and internecine warfare. it's not that I think they'll get their wish, but it is obviously their heart's fervent desire. tbf, Trump and his legions of cult-following toe-suckers would be thrilled with that outcome, too. but they want it for much stupider reasons.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 2 March 2026 04:01 (three weeks ago)

someone on Bluesky posted this wall st journal article

https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/u-s-races-to-accomplish-iran-mission-before-munitions-run-out-c014acbc?st=vw6RjT&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

hmmm

curmudgeon, Monday, 2 March 2026 05:44 (three weeks ago)

FAFO

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 05:45 (three weeks ago)

xpost curmudgeon do you mind explaining what the article is about? otherwise it’s just a link, one link among so many other links, and in this case, i don’t want to burn my free wsj monthly bullshit whatever, and i don’t feel like doing the archive.ph move or doing some vpn move. can you just give a clue or an excerpt

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 05:54 (three weeks ago)

i admit i’m intrigued by the hmmmmm!!! i too, think, hmmmmm!!

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 05:55 (three weeks ago)

What appear to be CIA sources leaking to Reuters that the regime will not collapse in Tehran. As far as I know, these sorts of leaks have never taken place two days into a major war before. Draw your own conclusions from that. 🇺🇸🇮🇷 pic.twitter.com/68078uig3b

— Philip Pilkington (@philippilk) March 2, 2026

this a new thing for of all us who lived through previous US wars of state annihilation - the US deep state putting up the white flag after 2 days. Crazy times.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 05:58 (three weeks ago)

what? deep state? white flag? says sources? skeptical of regime change?

dude, i typed and deleted like 4 different things earlier today being like stfu and go home, gyac is going easy on you, your shit is tired, it’s a problem to repeatedly post complete bullshit things without basic verification and then be like “oh derp well that’s the way it is” and keep doing it over and over. i typed this whole thing about understanding how everyone is going through shit, surely you are, there must be something else going on, there is with everyone, it’s a factor but not an excuse, all that shit, then thought, it’s been an hour+, things have changed, whatever. but hey, here you are again, way over your skis, being _pretentious_ : pretending to knowledge you don’t have , and you are confusing way more people than you realize. for every 1 person on this forum there are at least 10 others who read it. people read this bullshit (‘ Ahmadinejad is dead!’) and pass it on to other people, far beyond who you think is reading it. yes, the entire ecosystem of the internet is now a fucking ruin, full of idiots just yelling shit about whatever, but if ilx is ever cool, it’s because we don’t tolerate that shit. goddamn. just take a fucking breather and let people who know what they’re talking about post

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:06 (three weeks ago)

and you can also go fuck yourself. You are not exactly someone whose opinions or posting style I value or care for. And that was an unwarranted attack and full of unsubstantiated bullshit, so go fuck yourself again, cunt.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:16 (three weeks ago)

pretending to have knowledge.. lol what a weapon you are.. just really an absolute melter!

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:18 (three weeks ago)

z_tbd otm

c u (crüt), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:18 (three weeks ago)

another poster I studiously avoid reading just stick to posting about the war, dickheads

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:20 (three weeks ago)

don't take your bottomless rage out on other ilxors you abusive dickhead

c u (crüt), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:21 (three weeks ago)

which is exactly the opposite of what I have been doing. Which was telling abusive posters to go fuck themselves.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:22 (three weeks ago)

The US military is low on missile interceptors and will not be able to defend the Gulf States from Iranian drone attacks on US military bases and Mossad stations in the Gulf.

The post below was posted by Admiral Stavridis and then deleted because he realized he just announced… pic.twitter.com/yMWNpnT7wN

— Ignis Rex (@Ignis_Rex) March 1, 2026

is the US having a nervous breakdown? me being pretentious

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:27 (three weeks ago)

Lurking is a tiring job when this is the posting

H.P, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:29 (three weeks ago)

gosh how hard your life must be

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:31 (three weeks ago)

These images tell you everything the Pentagon briefings will not. What you are looking at is an Iranian ballistic reentry vehicle escorted by a swarm of penetration aids — decoys engineered to simultaneously exhaust and blind every layer of the defensive stack: Patriot in the… https://t.co/2WH4y1czho pic.twitter.com/AS5c1uhahG

— THE ISLANDER (@IslanderWORLD) March 1, 2026

this is the "weapons not seen yet" promised after the first morning of the war, and shit has got real alright.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:37 (three weeks ago)

war lube

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:38 (three weeks ago)

calzino, wtf, you sound just like agitprop for the united states, just flipped on the reverse side. you’re cheering for death, and of course it’s justified for you in so many ways, but from the outside it just seems gross and wrong to me. i am anti-war. i want the missiles to stop flying now. i don’t want any side to win, i want them both to stop. i don’t want violent vengeance.

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:41 (three weeks ago)

Equating an attacker and the party defending itself against the attacker is poor moral reasoning IMO.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:47 (three weeks ago)

what is the correct amount of retributive violence against the attacker that will make the defender whole?

the attack is obviously wrong, it is a humiliation already, on its very first days, as a completely unwarranted assault. everyone know what their aim is - to take the oil and make the middle east a resort of israel and the united states.

so no, i’m not equating the attacker with the defender. but i don’t cheer on violence, because FUCK THAT

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:51 (three weeks ago)

I'm anti-war to the absolute core, but the US is basically the 4th Reich now. I do communicate with other US people who openly acknowledge this without the levels of angst you get on here. The US side of this messageboard has always been at a liberal-left leaning woke imperialist to centrist Dem-brained position. But seems to be regressing to a more centrist position in recent hours.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:51 (three weeks ago)

"Operation Rolling Thunder is bad but I reject the tactics of the North Vietnamese in launching cowardly surprise attacks on American forces, if they'd just lay down arms maybe LBJ would reconsider things." - liberals, 1968

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 2 March 2026 06:51 (three weeks ago)

Is THE ISLANDER a trustworthy source? It kinda reads like QAnon-level wishcasting. The best is yet to come etc.

JoeStork, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:52 (three weeks ago)

this is a war thread, don't post about technical war stuff is a curious take.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:56 (three weeks ago)

I'm anti-war to the absolute core, but the US is basically the 4th Reich now.

i get that.

i’m sorry. i understand that.

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 06:59 (three weeks ago)

Well, is that account a trustworthy technical war stuff expert, or a guy saying stuff?

JoeStork, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:00 (three weeks ago)

do your own research, and then you can debunk the account if you want. I'm not your fucking butler!

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:02 (three weeks ago)

the islander_WORLD is the top source for news

While NATO draws maps and fantasizes about Russian regime change, Russia just tested an unstoppable 100-ton nuclear drone, Poseidon, that can level entire coastlines... and the West has no way to stop it. No pressers. No meaningful response. Just silence.

President Vladimir… pic.twitter.com/6aywVQehCh

— THE ISLANDER (@IslanderWORLD) October 29, 2025

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:02 (three weeks ago)

it was posted by hugely popular Anglo-Iranian friend of the UK left Aaron Bastani ftr

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:03 (three weeks ago)

I'm anti-war to the absolute core, but the US is basically the 4th Reich now.

i get that.

i’m sorry. i understand that.

^^me going out of my way to try to understand you

do your own research, and then you can debunk the account if you want. I'm not your fucking butler!

― calzino,

damn why do i ever take ONE FUCKING SECOND to try to understand you? just STOP POSTING STUPID BULLSHIT

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:04 (three weeks ago)

Value and trustworthiness of sources is fair game IMO, personally doubtful you can get anything of use from podcasters/etc. on Twitter in terms of details.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 2 March 2026 07:04 (three weeks ago)

lots of military posters might not be your kind of people but it doesn't mean you can discount their technical reportage. That's just lazy nonsense

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:06 (three weeks ago)

you’re not anyone’s fucking butler, you’re the bird storm shitting all over everything causing confusing and chaos in a place that was already confusing and chaotic, just ADDING to the shit! you’re not the fucking butler!

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:07 (three weeks ago)

Idk man there are thousands of accounts on twitter paying Musk $8/month and acting like they know what’s happening in the Middle East. Do you have any reason to believe that guy actually knows what he’s talking about other than it’s what you want to hear? I’m not a fan of the evil death country i live in and hate what’s happening right now, for the record.

JoeStork, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:07 (three weeks ago)

if you were the fucking butler you might clean it up, instead you’re shitting on everything, and you’re goddamn right no one’s paying you to do it

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:08 (three weeks ago)

I think you need to calm down mr Z.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:09 (three weeks ago)

how about a deal: you calm down too. i’m so, so so so so so so willing to go away. i have other shit to think about. don’t you? how about we both leave here for 3 months

z_tbd, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:11 (three weeks ago)

“First footage of strikes on the US Incirlik Air Base in Turkey”

jfc. I won't post the twitter link, but wow and oh fuck .

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:14 (three weeks ago)

"people read this bullshit (‘ Ahmadinejad is dead!’) and pass it on to other people, far beyond who you think is reading it."

This was widely reported across The Guardian for hours. Then I saw someone post here he was alive, but The Guardian hadn't changed that.

So is he alive or not?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:28 (three weeks ago)

People say don't post twitter links but the school massacre wasn't reported/acknowledged at the BBC for many hours (or so I read...on Bluesky), and if true...

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:30 (three weeks ago)

apparently some of Ahmadinejad's family say he's still alive, but not seen anything official.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:32 (three weeks ago)

I think 3 of his security team were confirmed dead.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:33 (three weeks ago)

Yeah that's what I read later.

Just trying to show its a very fluid situation info wise, media use twitter a lot anyway. Don't see why we shouldn't. That its owned by Musk is your discomfort, not mine or some others here who use it.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:39 (three weeks ago)

xpost curmudgeon do you mind explaining what the article is about? otherwise it’s just a link, one link among so many other links, and in this case, i don’t want to burn my free wsj monthly bullshit whatever, and i don’t feel like doing the archive.ph move or doing some vpn move. can you just give a clue or an excerpt

It's entirely your decision if you want to install a plug-in from a .ru domain but Bypass Paywalls Clean leapfrogs almost all paywalls out there. Works in almost all Firefox branches too (I suggest Waterfox if you don't want any of what Firefox includes) https://gitflic.ru/project/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-firefox-clean

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:39 (three weeks ago)

xp

twitter is literally the only place I can read posts by my beloved and trusted comrades. whose posts I have been reading for a decade now. It's much more important than ILX to me.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:41 (three weeks ago)

What's the issue with using archive.ph I get almost any firewall bypasses from it.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:46 (three weeks ago)

For me I got tired of the Archive.ph vs. Cloudflare DNS wars and went over to Bypass Paywalls Clean. Easy enough to assign it to a "open page in Waterfox" key command plus I don't have to worry about the link expiring.

Back to the war

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:52 (three weeks ago)

From the multitude of explosions and division of the missiles, the latest barrage launched from Iran tonight might include cluster munitions.

That is a war crime. They’re banned under international law.

this is one the best jokes I've seen all week. A Zionist invoking international law.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:55 (three weeks ago)

xp ah right thanks for explaining

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 07:57 (three weeks ago)

the various dubiously sourced posts i've read about the US military "running out" of weapons, or having a base blown up etc activate a part of my brain that yearns for the bully of the world to get a bloody nose and they might still, in a few different ways, but militarily the US is so far ahead of iran, with so many advantages, that these accounts read like wishful thinking to me

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:24 (three weeks ago)

the one I linked yesterday is not remotely left-wing or wishful thinking and is ex US military and obsessively is posting about how paltry the production capacity of US military complex is, long before this war even started. I look purposely for right-wing hawk/military accounts to get a different perspective than from my lefty shitposter friends.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:29 (three weeks ago)

You have to be meticulous with these things.

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:32 (three weeks ago)

i guess even if they're trustworthy i mistrust my own reasons for getting excited about them - i want it to be true so badly, that the US could get some sliver of comeuppance. but it's just very hard to believe that this will happen militarily

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:34 (three weeks ago)

the one I linked yesterday is not remotely left-wing or wishful thinking and is ex US military

The one you linked isn't ex U military at all. It was a screenshot of an ex US military account by someone else.

The account you posted then claimed the US military account had taken down the screenshotted tweet because he realised he'd given the game away. This isn't true at all. The screenshotted tweet is still up and is linked below

As both the US and Israel expend hundreds of precision weapons-- from JDAMs to Tomahawks to Patriots--it is time to start focusing on logistics.  How deep are the stockpiles?  In wars, the true professionals are ultimately the logisticians. pic.twitter.com/2Oz8LnbWAF

— Admiral James Stavridis, USN, Ret. (@stavridisj) March 1, 2026

the account you posted then editorialised things from the ex US military person to imply that he said things which he didn't

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:37 (three weeks ago)

for reference the tweet linked earlier was from ignus rex not James stavridis. the one I have linked to is the actual tweet

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:38 (three weeks ago)

Iran fired so many missiles that US interceptor stocks could run dry within days. Each THAAD costs $15M. We're using them faster than Lockheed can build them. Iran has thousands more missles and drones in reserve.https://t.co/SJgfA7kgCB

— gCaptain (@gCaptain) February 28, 2026

this is the one I'm referring to not that one. But I wouldn't make a twitter link I post a hill to die on. If anything I'm happy if you want to debunk them that's all good.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:45 (three weeks ago)

No worries, my mistake!

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:54 (three weeks ago)

Kuwait says 'several' US warplanes have crashed in the country, with all the crew surviving
Several American warplanes crashed in Kuwait this morning, the country’s defence ministry said.

All the pilots bailed out safely and are been checked up on at a hospital, according to the ministry. They are all in a stable condition.

It is not immediately clear what caused the US warplanes to crash but the incident came during an intense period of Iranian fire targeting the country.

The defence ministry said it is continuing investigations into the “causes of the incident”.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:55 (three weeks ago)

i guess even if they're trustworthy i mistrust my own reasons for getting excited about them - i want it to be true so badly, that the US could get some sliver of comeuppance. but it's just very hard to believe that this will happen militarily

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Yup, some of this could be posting cope. But keep the faith, America lost in Vietnam, lots of colonial powers got their arses handed to them back in the day. Good things are possible.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 08:59 (three weeks ago)

But wait, John Konrad (gcaptain) isn't ex-military though? I'm not saying he's right or wrong but unless I'm mistaken he isn't ex-military at all

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:02 (three weeks ago)

ex- merchant marine/ship's captain. Military, schmilitary

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:10 (three weeks ago)

the amount of commentary on US interceptors running out now says to me that this, not some niche opinion.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:13 (three weeks ago)

which is exactly the opposite of what I have been doing. Which was telling abusive posters to go fuck themselves.

lmao you’re such a brave iconoclast because you spend 18 hours a day going down online rabbit holes and losing the ability to distinguish between what’s real and what’s bullshit because of your own biases

If I told people to fuck off as many times as you do I’d have been banned several times over…there is a point at which even people who have defended you previously (like me!) grow tired of this shit. Take a break for a bit, this isn’t doing you any good.

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 2 March 2026 09:15 (three weeks ago)

stop trying to hijack a war thread and turn it into an even worse clusterfuck. Try and behave with some dignity.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:18 (three weeks ago)

these accounts read like wishful thinking to me

Yes there's a bit too much of that itt for my morbidly pessimistic nature.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 2 March 2026 09:18 (three weeks ago)

From the more credible stories circulating it looks like:

Oman’s Foreign Minister came to the US to meet with Vance because he was concerned that Kushner and Witkoff didn’t understand what was going on in the Iran-US negotiations they were leading and he wanted to speak to someone who might be smarter. This didn’t work.

The US intended a short round of strikes to weaken the Iranian negotiating position in the expectation that Iran would agree to an immediate ceasefire when they stopped, which they haven’t done.

The US wasn’t expecting Iran to hit infrastructure in the Gulf states but Iran has worked out it’s a lot more effective than hitting Israel.

The US had identified a couple of people in advance who they wanted to take over a transitional government but Israel killed them all.

Very much looks like nobody knows what they’re doing.

ShariVari, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:20 (three weeks ago)

xp

Neoliberalism has eaten up everything, including the neoliberal need for endless war production is a take I genuinely believe in.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:21 (three weeks ago)

The US wasn’t expecting Iran to hit infrastructure in the Gulf states but Iran has worked out it’s a lot more effective than hitting Israel.

there are multiple podcasts that were confidently predicting this outcome last week. Surely US military is not lagging behind the world of amateur geopolitics commentary.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:24 (three weeks ago)

Presumably Hegseth banned the forces from listening to those

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:40 (three weeks ago)

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say

Pentagon openly contradicting Trump narrative. This operation is falling to pieces.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:47 (three weeks ago)

A few months ago the Daily Show put together a montage of all the times Netanyahu has claimed Iran is "weeks" or "months" away from developing a nuclear weapon. It goes back to the 90s iirc.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:54 (three weeks ago)

here it is - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVRpLPpD58V/

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 09:55 (three weeks ago)

“Let me underline that the situation today is very concerning. Iran and many other countries in the region that have been subject to military attacks have operational nuclear power plants and nuclear research reactors, as well as associated fuel storage sites, increasing the threat to nuclear safety.

He added: “The United Arab Emirates has four operating nuclear reactors. Jordan and Syria have operational nuclear research reactors. Bahrain, Iraq, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia have also been attacked. These countries all use nuclear applications of some sort or the other. We therefore urge utmost restraint in all military operations.”

More bits from Guardian blog..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:02 (three weeks ago)

I have two cousins in Kuwait :-( Low level worry rn..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:03 (three weeks ago)

I haven't heard from brother in Dubai since Saturday, and have texted him twice.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:07 (three weeks ago)

I'm still laughing at twitter memes ragging on rich UK expats in Dubai getting bombed. And then thinking oh shit I hope John is ok.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:10 (three weeks ago)

Merz is just saying it out loud, for the 1000th time, for the lawyers at the back

https://www.politico.eu/article/us-israel-strike-iran-live-updates/#id_1320708

Friedrich Merz refrained from criticizing the U.S. and Israel on Sunday over their attack on Iran, instead proposing a “sober” legal analysis.

“Classifications [of the Iran attack] under international law will have relatively little effect,” the German chancellor told reporters in Berlin, adding he doesn’t aim to “lecture” Trump during his planned visit to the White House on Tuesday.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:11 (three weeks ago)

xp lol yeah. I'm like 'let those tax dodgers come back on foot' but its only the rich and evil I want killed honest

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:13 (three weeks ago)

This post on twitter is 100% correct.

People need to drop that "don't give them an excuse" bullshit. They don't need an excuse. The US and Israel are on a full-blown imperialist frenzy and nothing will stop them but force. Nothing.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:49 (three weeks ago)

mad that piers morgan posted that.

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:57 (three weeks ago)

I only bring the best opinion

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:01 (three weeks ago)

Imperialist warmongers need to be stopped. Even if Piers Moron agrees.

war reportage is just so nakedly controlled and propagandistic. Like "3 US casualties" "Several US planes crash in Kuwait" Iran’s “state-controlled media”

I have seen the footage and them planes were shot down. I'd go insane if I was counting on western legacy media for war coverage.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:03 (three weeks ago)

Wss thinking Iran was letting Saudi off the hook for a bit.

Iranian missiles struck Saudi Aramco refineries, an important energy resource for Saudi Arabia and global exports.
It is important to remember that Ansarallah forced the Saudis into a ceasefire after continuous attacks on their energy facilities in 2022.
The regional war is… pic.twitter.com/8FHq7Fy0AL

— @Suriyak (@Suriyakmaps) March 2, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:11 (three weeks ago)

The EU has reached a "panic moment" as not all member states have sufficient energy reserves...a leading energy analyst says the EU is likely to increase energy imports from Russia

Trump's disastrous adventurism will be a massive boon to Putin & friends

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:22 (three weeks ago)

I see.

“This is what Iran’s rage looks like… the explosion flattened a school, a synagogue, homes and a bomb shelter… where dozens had sought refuge…”

Reporting on Israel, Sky News discover how to describe emotively, vividly and categorically.

Where was this for Gaza? pic.twitter.com/zVWDySuRzw

— Hamza Yusuf (@Hamza_a96) March 1, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:23 (three weeks ago)

At 11:03 p.m. ET, March 1, three U.S. F-15E Strike Eagles flying in support of Operation Epic Fury went down over Kuwait due to an apparent friendly fire incident.

seems like a case of the spin being actually worse than just admitting that Iran shot them down.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 11:49 (three weeks ago)

yikes. guess those kuwaiti air defences work real good. the intel not so much.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 12:59 (three weeks ago)

QatarEnergy halts liquefied natural gas production after attacks
QatarEnergy, the state-owned energy company, has halted liquefied natural gas (LNG) production after attacks on its facilities in Ras Laffan and Mesaieed.

In a satement shared on social media, it added:

QatarEnergy values its relationships with all of its stakeholders and will continue to communicate the latest available information.

LNG is gas that has been chilled, loaded on to ships and sent overseas to be burned. Qatar is among the world’s top LNG exporters.

The QatarEnergy statement came after the Qatari government said an energy facility belonging to the company was attacked by two Iranian drones on Monday, with authorities still assessing the damage.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:03 (three weeks ago)

People say don't post twitter links but the school massacre wasn't reported/acknowledged at the BBC for many hours (or so I read...on Bluesky), and if true...

Is it worth sharing dubious unvetted claims from a Nazi website in order to sometimes know about a real thing hours before the BBC reports it? For me personally, the answer is no* (*unless it's a real situation happening in my backyard where I have some personal agency), but I understand not everyone feels this way.

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 2 March 2026 13:07 (three weeks ago)

xp

skyrocketing gas prices, early 1970s levels of inflation on the way. Thank fuck winter has finished because central heating will be a luxury when the energy price cap is doubled.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:17 (three weeks ago)

Europe gas prices surge 50% after Qatari LNG production halts.

just 3rd day into this war and shit has got very real.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:19 (three weeks ago)

cozzie livs 2: fossil fuel boogaloo

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:27 (three weeks ago)

https://i.ibb.co/k2JZ9wdY/Hegseth-arse.jpg

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 13:34 (three weeks ago)

Iran fired 1200+ projectiles at five countries in the first 48 hours. Most were drones. These saturation attacks aim to overwhelm air defenses and drain interceptors. $20-50k Shahed drones vs. $4.19M PAC-3 interceptors put US and its partners on the wrong side of the cost curve. pic.twitter.com/30EutvCWqU

— Becca Wasser (@becca_wasser) March 2, 2026

over 700 drones/missiles launched at UAE so far, that must be devastating.

calzino, Monday, 2 March 2026 13:48 (three weeks ago)

here's an FT article on the munitions supply issue for the twitter-averse: https://www.ft.com/content/c2cfb9e5-9ef7-4448-a5a1-414c996d7093

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:07 (three weeks ago)

yeah the thing about the interceptors is fundamentally theres never going to be enough of them because theyre much more expensive than the things theyre intercepting, thats been true but now with drones in the mix its basically a joke

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:14 (three weeks ago)

Is it worth sharing dubious unvetted claims from a Nazi website in order to sometimes know about a real thing hours before the BBC reports it?

Its lazy to say people who use twitter are subscribing to a Nazi website btw. Lots of people with different politics to its owner use it. Like I say (when citing how that school massacre was reported by the BBC) there simply aren't the avenues that are full of integrity doing the reporting.

And most of what I have posted here is in line with the reporting I see in the liberal media which I am also looking at.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:18 (three weeks ago)

.@SecWar: Iran was building "a conventional shield for their nuclear blackmail ambitions."

"It wasn’t a regime change war but the regime has changed."

— Nick Schifrin (@nickschifrin) March 2, 2026

Embarrassing.

Seems to be moving away from any idea of ‘imminent threat’ or direct nuclear development and also sticking to the line that the US didn’t assassinate any leaders, that was Israel.

ShariVari, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:18 (three weeks ago)

Its lazy to say people who use twitter are subscribing to a Nazi website btw.

it's even lazier to continue to provide & engage with content from a website run by and for nazis. at least consider cutting its usage out

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:27 (three weeks ago)

Embarrassing doesn't even begin to cover it. Hegseth is willing himself into the War Criminal Hall of Fame. He's out there this morning promising "no stupid rules of engagement."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:28 (three weeks ago)

i guess maybe staffing a government entirely with podcasters wasnt the best idea

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:35 (three weeks ago)

_Is it worth sharing dubious unvetted claims from a Nazi website in order to sometimes know about a real thing hours before the BBC reports it?_

Its lazy to say people who use twitter are subscribing to a Nazi website btw.

True, it’s a Nazi website that also automates CSAM

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:44 (three weeks ago)

netanyahu and the zionists most certainly have a plan

netanyahu has a master plan
war and misery throughout the land
(yodeling)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 March 2026 14:46 (three weeks ago)

Welcome to the internet xp

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:46 (three weeks ago)

Lefties still on Twitter are I guess waiting for other lefties to leave it so they can also do so. But probably nothing at this point, certainly not brow-beating and shaming, would break that lock. This isn't intended as criticism or judgment (I mostly ignore the embeds, I don't care too much who's still on it tho if they're not also on other things that's weird), but might as well just say that's what it is no?

nashwan, Monday, 2 March 2026 14:52 (three weeks ago)

Leftist still on twitter calling other people lazy is it

Russia did Epstein, prove me wrong (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:04 (three weeks ago)

Has anyone seen even an attempt at some official reason for why this war is happening? It strikes me that there's a frenzy of reporting but I haven't seen this. Like not even a pathetic or bad or dubious reason that you could question, or some veneer over the truth, just nothing?

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:08 (three weeks ago)

Embarrassing doesn't even begin to cover it. Hegseth is willing himself into the War Criminal Hall of Fame. He's out there this morning promising "no stupid rules of engagement."

Since when did American war criminals (and Israeli, British etc) ever face any consequences for their actions?

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:10 (three weeks ago)

A bit xp

Pete Hegseth has kicked off his Pentagon press conference, by saying that for “47 long years”, the Iranian regime has waged a “savage, one sided war against America”.

He noted that they did this through “the blood of our people, car bombs in Beirut, rocket attacks on our ships, murders at our embassies, roadside bombs in Iraq and Afghanistan”.

nashwan, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:10 (three weeks ago)

I read those quotes but it just seems too general I guess, not that I should expect much more.

xpost

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:14 (three weeks ago)

I genuinely think "epic fury" covers it

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:20 (three weeks ago)

there really isn't an official reason or justification given, just a bunch of vague nonsense

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:24 (three weeks ago)

burning tower in bahrain https://bsky.app/profile/faredalmahlool.bsky.social/post/3mg3kn7dn4k2y

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:24 (three weeks ago)

Seeing a couple of awful videos from Tehran and Beirut..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:29 (three weeks ago)

yeah im not trying to see dead people

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:31 (three weeks ago)

note on that Bahrain tower xxp

An Iranian missile has hit a luxury high-rise in Bahrain, with reports indicating the building may house senior U.S. military command personnel.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:35 (three weeks ago)

that video is quite obviously ai ffs

imago, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:40 (three weeks ago)

i'm panicking enough about this war without having to deal with blatant misinformation being disseminated unquestioningly on ilx

imago, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:41 (three weeks ago)

yeah looks like youre right my bad the account seemed legit

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:42 (three weeks ago)

there really isn't an official reason or justification given, just a bunch of vague nonsense

it does feel sort of significant, right? like when you think of how much bullshit had to be constructed over such a long period of time for iraq. this feels like the strategy is to discuss it as if it was always inevitable, a tactic i notice in other areas also.

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:42 (three weeks ago)

i mean the account prob is legit but obvs that didnt prevent them from being hoodwinked

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:43 (three weeks ago)

hoodwinked by the mysterious and elegant catamacar

imago, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:43 (three weeks ago)

i mean maybe they have those in bahrain idk

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:45 (three weeks ago)

Greg Abbott supposedly posted some alleged war video that turned out to be a cut scene from a video game.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:46 (three weeks ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:46 (three weeks ago)

i really dont want to have to examine everything for ai, i mean i already do it, but i dont want to do it and i dont want to do it more than i already do, sucks

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:47 (three weeks ago)

otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:47 (three weeks ago)

yeah looks like youre right my bad the account seemed legit

― lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

And on Bluesky too...;-)

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:48 (three weeks ago)

ive been studiously ignoring the twitter fight im innocent

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:49 (three weeks ago)

Kuwait apparently shot down some U.S. planes accidentally, at least that's how its being reported.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:53 (three weeks ago)

just an oops

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:53 (three weeks ago)

Can the twitter fighting move to the Twitter thread? If people are allowed to post twitter embeds then they will do so. We can be adults and pick and choose what we read. The audience here is not kindergartners or even the general public, ffs.

Cow_Art, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:54 (three weeks ago)

xp I promise I'm not trying to shame people for using any of these sites, it's more the attitude of being first past the post that I object to. Given how many bad actors are out there, I have learned to push back pretty hard just to stop my friends and myself becoming passive vectors for spread of misinfo.

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 2 March 2026 15:55 (three weeks ago)

You can't really pick and choose, this is a message board, not a book shop.

xp

LocalGarda, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:56 (three weeks ago)

its funny the ai fakes are disturbing but still the most common misinfo format is text, all you have to do is type it out

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 15:58 (three weeks ago)

Bernard - fair enough...Cow art otm, will not respond to the side debate.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:07 (three weeks ago)

it does feel sort of significant, right? like when you think of how much bullshit had to be constructed over such a long period of time for iraq. this feels like the strategy is to discuss it as if it was always inevitable, a tactic i notice in other areas also.

I thought all this about Venezuela, "insane that they went to so much effort and had Colin Powell embarass himself at the UN but turns out the US can just do whatever, no pretense necessary". So this strikes me as a continuation of that.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:10 (three weeks ago)

When it's already been proven multiple times that Congress is filled with spineless cowards and craven ass-kissers, the question is really why not do whatever the fuck you want, as there are demonstrably zero consequences.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:12 (three weeks ago)

tbf all that promotion of previous wars was successful in making them popular at least at the beginning where this one is wildly unpopular its not easy to get down to 20% approval for anything in america, americans historically have been pretty easy to rile up for war, now does any of this matter i guess well see

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:19 (three weeks ago)

worth noting this war is probably as popular now as it's ever gonna be

frogbs, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:21 (three weeks ago)

think trump wouldve had a hard time putting together the iraq war recipe for various reasons but he prob couldve done something that wouldve made this more palatable to people

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:22 (three weeks ago)

They did seem to think this war would be over in a matter of days, so no need to waste time preparing the public or making a case or any of that woke stuff.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:24 (three weeks ago)

not fake afaict

https://www.404media.co/amazon-data-centers-on-fire-after-iranian-missile-strikes-on-dubai/

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:24 (three weeks ago)

I just always have to point out for the record that even with all of the insane months of drum beating and propaganda and media buildup to the invasion of Iraq, the day before the attack started there was still a majority of Americans against doing it without UN and multinational support. So even then, a year and a half after 9/11, there was not some mass desire for blood.

I don’t attribute this to some latent pacifism in the country so much as an isolationist streak and a lack of interest inthe rest of the world. But either way, yes, it has traditionally taken organized and sustained propaganda campaigns to build any level of support for foreign wars. Which of course they didn’t even bother to gesture at in this case.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:24 (three weeks ago)

nevertheless

An executive at a large global hedge fund with a presence in Dubai said: “We have been exploring how to evacuate people but it’s not easy.” 

He added: “It’s pretty scary — this is going to have implications for some of my guys . . . The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai. It was not a consideration. People have moved families. This element of concern is new.”

https://www.ft.com/content/7ecea3fe-295d-4592-abf2-206da6f6b8ca

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:26 (three weeks ago)

I think this tweet from the Nazi site by a Nazi needs to be entered into the record:

Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback?

It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine.

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) February 28, 2026

symsymsym, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:27 (three weeks ago)

It becomes a different battle if you take off the mask completely. The average American low info voter/non-voter tends to take administrations at their word, or if you point out distortions, they hop on the tired "all politicians lie, you're just mad that it isn't your guy in charge" cliche.

It takes the loss of kayfabe to get this non-insignificant number of people angry enough to fight back. The Renee Good/Alex Pretti shootings were shocking enough that it pulled some of these folk into the fight, but almost all Republican war PR is to help mitigate damage to upcoming elections, ward off potential impeachment proceedings later, and also to try and influence the history books later.

Bush was going to invade Iraq the moment he got elected, he put on a show trial so he could either use it as a springboard to re-election or mitigate the blowback so he could still win, and because he knew the 2006 midterms would probably see the Ds take both chambers back. It's all about legacy and self-preservation...not about any real belief in process

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:27 (three weeks ago)

I have this feeling Trump will feel the need to TACO and declare victory, but that Iran will not immediately cease bombing embassies, and that Israel will see no reason to pull back their efforts with or without the US, so that Trump will be forced to stay in longer than he wants to.

That isn't what I want but it's what it feels like will happen

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:29 (three weeks ago)

i think that’s already happening

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:33 (three weeks ago)

in terms of the stated goals the message to iran and the rest of the world couldn’t be clearer: this is what will happen to you if you don’t have nukes

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:38 (three weeks ago)

Very Cold War 2026

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:38 (three weeks ago)

the day before the attack started there was still a majority of Americans against doing it without UN and multinational support.

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, March 2, 2026 11:24 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this one shows strong support

https://i.postimg.cc/Qxdf9Yhp/Screenshot-2026-03-02-at-11-33-34-AM.png

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2023/03/14/a-look-back-at-how-fear-and-false-beliefs-bolstered-u-s-public-support-for-war-in-iraq/

there is this which imho is not really strong evidence that americans werent that into the war more of a weird question, and needless to say once the war started people were lovin it even tho the security council didnt approve

Days before the March 20 invasion, a USA Today/CNN/Gallup Poll found support for the war was related to UN approval. Nearly six in 10 said they were ready for such an invasion "in the next week or two." But that support dropped off if the U.N. backing was not first obtained. If the United Nations Security Council were to reject a resolution paving the way for military action, 54% of Americans favored a U.S. invasion. And if the Bush administration did not seek a final Security Council vote, support for a war dropped to 47%

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_opinion_in_the_United_States_on_the_invasion_of_Iraq

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:41 (three weeks ago)

Even now there is a huge chunk of antis who feel "right move for wrong reason" as opposed to "what the actual fuck". That will shrink as more news cycles pass

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:44 (three weeks ago)

^^ the mood over at MSNOW all weekend, based on the three minutes I watched between Sat morning and last night.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:45 (three weeks ago)

dems are going to come back and vote for the war

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:46 (three weeks ago)

xps I mean, I remember it in the moment, the poll that Wikipedia article is referring to. Yes the months of bullshitting about WMDs had built stated support for taking out Saddam — but that's not at odds with people also thinking it wouldn't be smart to do it alone (or with the "coalition of the willing" that we cobbled together). I'm not trying to give the U.S. public too much credit, I agree people are easily manipulated about overseas events that they don't understand, but there was not some mass champing at the bit to go into Iraq — that all happened at the elite level of the government and media, who pushed/pulled/tugged public opinion toward it.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:47 (three weeks ago)

in terms of the stated goals the message to iran and the rest of the world couldn’t be clearer: this is what will happen to you if you don’t have nukes

I think this appears true on the surface but isn't actually true.

This message was already sent to the world in 2011 over Libya. And the rest of the world didn't rush to get nukes. Getting nukes isn't quick and isn't cheap. If they could just appear overnight people would do it, but the road to getting them can be more dangerous than not having them

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:48 (three weeks ago)

that all happened at the elite level of the government and media, who pushed/pulled/tugged public opinion toward it.

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, March 2, 2026 11:47 AM (fifty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah thats what we were talking about and the proof of their success was the war polling at 75% or w/e at launch, compared to the 20% for this one

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:49 (three weeks ago)

Americans are so used to coups against thinly-held dictatorships centered around an individual personality that crumble the moment that guy dies. Yeah, Khameinis have been the only Supreme Leaders but he got installed with populist support due to the absolute hatred of the monarchy/Shah

Think Iran civilians are going to rightfully skeptical of any new regime not least one they have no influence on.

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:51 (three weeks ago)

yeah thats what we were talking about and the proof of their success was the war polling at 75% or w/e at launch, compared to the 20% for this one

Academic point I guess, but they were not polling at 75 percent for what they actually did, which was a go-it-alone war with widespread international opposition.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:55 (three weeks ago)

after it started sure they were

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:56 (three weeks ago)

Khameinis have been the only Supreme Leaders but he got installed with populist support due to the absolute hatred of the monarchy/Shah

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, March 2, 2026 11:51 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

khomeini and then khameini

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:57 (three weeks ago)

its like having ayatollahs brendan and brandan

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:58 (three weeks ago)

xps Well yeah that's what they always count on, that once the bombs are flying and bodies are coming home, there's a big rally round the flag and troops and all. Which there usually is, for a bit, but that can fade fast.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:59 (three weeks ago)

point is this time they didnt get that, because they didnt try, and also prob because of other reasons

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:00 (three weeks ago)

ayatollah khamanei, enveloper brendan

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:02 (three weeks ago)

You can't fight in here, this is the war thread!

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:04 (three weeks ago)

which was a go-it-alone war with widespread international opposition.

Excuse me, but I think you're forgetting we had the support of Poland.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:09 (three weeks ago)

let's go brandan

c u (crüt), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:11 (three weeks ago)

Coalition of the Coerced

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:11 (three weeks ago)

but the road to getting them can be more dangerous than not having them

― anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Tell that to Pakistan and North Korea

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:13 (three weeks ago)

if you cant even get canada to pretend to join yr fake thing you know youre fucking up

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:14 (three weeks ago)

xpost Both of whom had nukes before Gaddafi fell.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:17 (three weeks ago)

While footage of an American plane falling to the ground in Kuwait is playing in the background, Israel's Channel 12 host Niv Raskin urgently notes: "We need to emphasize, this is an incident involving American forces, and not, heaven forbid, an incident involving Israeli forces"

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:46 (three weeks ago)

ha rude

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:47 (three weeks ago)

Tell that to Pakistan and North Korea

I don't think either of these got nukes because of Libya at all. I don't think anyone did.

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:52 (three weeks ago)

The foreign exchanges substack (its another good aggregator of international analysis) has come up with a v good piece. It does attempt to cover why we are here and short/long-term thinking around where we could end up.

https://www.foreignexchanges.news/p/iran-war-roundup-march-1-2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:54 (three weeks ago)

_While footage of an American plane falling to the ground in Kuwait is playing in the background, Israel's Channel 12 host Niv Raskin urgently notes: "We need to emphasize, this is an incident involving American forces, and not, heaven forbid, an incident involving Israeli forces"_

israel will fight to the last American

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:58 (three weeks ago)

xp putting Libya as a response to what was said was bullshit to me. Its just difficult to develop nuclear weapons, not a thing you can just rush to get (I read a thing a while back around the trouble Pakistan went to get one), but basically the message was loud and clear way before 2011 xp

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:00 (three weeks ago)

Yep, agree with that. Getting nukes isn't an easy or cheap process at all! If countries could get them overnight they would of course, but given the difficulty I think the trade off just isn't there which is why countries didn't after 2011. the trade off hasn't changed much in the interevening years either

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:04 (three weeks ago)

From that foreign exchanges site -

One thing that may be happening here is that Trump, still very high on his own supply after removing Nicolás Maduro from power in Venezuela, is hoping to do something similar in Iran by leaving the bulk of the current power structure intact under a willing agent a la Delcy Rodríguez. The problem with this is that Iran isn’t Venezuela. For one thing, a single person outside the Supreme Leader’s office could have a very difficult time wrangling all the levers of power in the Iranian state. For another thing, the Iranian establishment has been steeping in hostility to the United States since 1979. It’s far from clear that there’s anyone with any credibility in that establishment who would turn around and do Donald Trump’s bidding in Tehran.

Professor Michal Paarlberg has similarly noted --

Without an occupation force, this model can’t secure permanent changes in government, only temporary changes in government behavior. In Venezuela, this was done through a reshuffling of leadership, and that depended on identifying and negotiating with a friendly official to take Maduro’s place...How do airstrikes lead to a voluntary coordinated effort among all state institutions - clerics, military, bureaucracy - to dissolve the state?...Given that this is the third airstrike by Trump targeting Iran or Iranian officials, and the first two didn’t achieve a change in hostilities, much less in government, we can expect the regime to remain and for more strikes in the future...This is akin to Israel’s policy of periodic bombardments of Gaza; ostensibly to degrade Hamas’s military capabilities, but more practically to create a regular war spectacle for voters that conveniently distracts from Netanyahu’s corruption scandals...Both the Venezuela and Iran attacks succeeded in knocking the Epstein files out of the news for a while. They killed or kidnapped individual dictators without ending the dictatorships. For the populations who have suffered under both regimes, including exiles, this is cold comfort.

https://bsky.app/profile/mpaarlberg.bsky.social/post/3mfztt3wgpk22

curmudgeon, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:20 (three weeks ago)

thing i read a while ago re getting nukes posited that its likely that there are a bunch of countries that effectively have nukes but dont technically have them in order to avoid the diplomatic headaches that come with them, basically they have made the nuke but just havent assembled it yet but could assemble it very quickly if they felt like it

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:24 (three weeks ago)

Guardian editor on Gulf States anger with Iran and if Iran reprisals intended to cause economic chaos may not be helpful to Iran regime


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/02/gulf-states-iran-strikes-response

curmudgeon, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:25 (three weeks ago)

a bunch of countries that effectively have nukes but dont technically have them

I'm not necessarily doubting that, but which countries did it say?

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:26 (three weeks ago)

Jeet Heer in The Nation.

https://www.thenation.com/article/world/iran-war-trump-netanyahu-failed-state/

On June 23, 2025, Israel bombed Evin Prison, known to house political prisoners. As Human Rights Watch noted, the bombing included “prison areas known to hold many activists and dissidents.” In the current war, the same targeting of opposition figures can be seen. As international relations scholar Van Jackson, who teaches at Victoria University of Wellington, noted,

There are claims circulating widely on social media that Israel has been targeting leftists in Iran, in hopes of destroying any coherent political force from cohering in the country. Israel has also definitely targeted the building where the leader of the Green Movement, Mir-Hossein Mousavi, has been under house arrest since 2011, which would further support that claim.

The attempted assassination of Mousavi is particularly telling since he helped lead the Green Movement uprising of 2009 and has been under house arrest. Mousavi could be a leading figure in any peaceful Iranian transition to democracy, an outcome that the US and Israel seem to want to forestall.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:28 (three weeks ago)

i dont remember lol sorry xp

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:28 (three weeks ago)

South Korea and Japan?

anvil, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:38 (three weeks ago)

Talking with a leftist Middle Eastern Studies prof (with a Anglo-Kurdish background) on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cd_sN7v5GE

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 2 March 2026 18:47 (three weeks ago)

South Korea and Japan?

― anvil, Monday, March 2, 2026 1:38 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe?

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:54 (three weeks ago)

Israel is the one I think of

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:59 (three weeks ago)

i think its pretty well accepted that israel just has nukes but hasnt declared them

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:01 (three weeks ago)

Americans are so used to coups against thinly-held dictatorships centered around an individual personality that crumble the moment that guy dies. Yeah, Khameinis have been the only Supreme Leaders but he got installed with populist support due to the absolute hatred of the monarchy/Shah

Think Iran civilians are going to rightfully skeptical of any new regime not least one they have no influence on.

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 3, 2026 3:51 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

There’s were several Iranian experts on the (Australian) radio yesterday, all from an anti-Islamic republic perspective; saying just how hard it will be to topple the regime. By design it is not a personality cult centred around one person, or even one institution. IGRC commanders are empowered to fight on independently, to suppress dissent etc., in the absence of orders from above. The senior leadership is very broad and very distributed.

I wish I could find some of that written down

Ed, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:16 (three weeks ago)

one thing I remember about Ahmadinejad: he came to NY to speak at the UN, and a reporter asked him what he found interesting about the U.S.

He didn't understand those really fast disclaimer messages you hear at the end of radio ads, where the voice is really sped up... the other thing that baffled him was why we name storms. "Why give them a name? Storms are bad!"

both of which I somewhat agree with

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:26 (three weeks ago)

The foreign exchanges substack (its another good aggregator of international analysis) has come up with a v good piece. It does attempt to cover why we are here and short/long-term thinking around where we could end up.

https://www.foreignexchanges.news/p/iran-war-roundup-march-1-2026🕸

this was really good thanks

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 March 2026 19:26 (three weeks ago)

xp president seinfeld

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:27 (three weeks ago)

We name storms because if we gave them numbers every hurricane would be named Hurricane 69

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 19:33 (three weeks ago)

my Grindr name!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 March 2026 19:55 (three weeks ago)

lol

Cow_Art, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:59 (three weeks ago)

I can't believe the Iranian government could be worried about the survival of their regime as a consequence of this war. The only threat from either the USA or Israel that could accomplish this would be nuclear annihilation. The Iranian nuclear program was almost certainly undertaken to eliminate that threat and fully ensure the long term perpetuation of the regime, but it was more a matter of clearing up a last detail than a vital component of their strategy.

If my perception is correct, I would not expect Iran to capitulate, nor to open peace talks until they have tested the theory that they can absorb whatever punishment Israel and the USA can deliver via airstrikes while inflicting an unacceptable cost upon their adversaries, making the war so unpopular that the mechanisms of democracy kick in and force a settlement that lasts because it is founded on hard lessons and respect. A lot of people will die to gain that outcome.

Iran's government has learned a lot since its inception and the Iran-Iraq War of the 1980s. They're built to withstand this war. Trump's TACO tendencies will kick in long before the Iranian government feels more heat than it can stand. If they stick it out, there's even a chance Bibi will be forced to eat shit.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 2 March 2026 20:10 (three weeks ago)

I would also heavy recommend the American Prestige podcast co-hosted by Derek Davison who does the Foreign Exchanges newsletter:

https://americanprestige.supportingcast.fm/listen

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 2 March 2026 20:18 (three weeks ago)

I think it's likely the regime survives and also institutes even harsher rule, because that's what regimes under threat do. e.g. any leftist leaders the Israelis don't take out, they will. But maybe it does collapse and there's chaos and some kind of civil war. The one thing it's hard seeing in any dimension is any good outcome. Even the White House isn't pretending there's a good outcome, they're not even offering some kind of bullshit rosy picture. They're literally shrugging about what's going to happen.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 20:35 (three weeks ago)

yeah kegsbreath is already backing away from regime change chatter

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 March 2026 20:39 (three weeks ago)

Trump has at least managed to avoid saying "oil" so far, but obviously that's part of the actual goal.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 20:39 (three weeks ago)

I can't believe the Iranian government could be worried about the survival of their regime as a consequence of this war. The only threat from either the USA or Israel that could accomplish this would be nuclear annihilation.

...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 March 2026 20:45 (three weeks ago)

"Can you nuke the country but leave the oil?" has I'm sure been part of the president's musings.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 21:03 (three weeks ago)

isn't that what neutron bombs are for?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 21:04 (three weeks ago)

Trump = Neutron Dense

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2026 21:32 (three weeks ago)

Rubio has said that there was an imminent threat to US forces in the region that required action - because the US was notified that Israel was going to bomb Iran and this would cause Iran to retaliate against Americans.

ShariVari, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:07 (three weeks ago)

"And so we said, 'Bomb Iran? Not without us, you crazy bastards!'"

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:09 (three weeks ago)

I guess the rationale is that Israel can’t get much less popular or more in breach of international law, at this point, so you might as well say it was them that started it.

ShariVari, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:09 (three weeks ago)

Truly a dirty little war.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:15 (three weeks ago)

“We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action,” Rubio said after a briefing with congressional leaders.

“We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces, and we knew that if we didn’t pre-emptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer higher casualties.”

(Al Jazeera)

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:20 (three weeks ago)

yeah but they've been sending aircraft carriers there for weeks

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 March 2026 22:25 (three weeks ago)

exactly, more lies from the lying liars

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:37 (three weeks ago)

"We knew our buddy was gonna hit you, and then you'd probably hit us, because that's our buddy, so we had to hit you first. No choice, you see."

This may be the stupidest war rationale ever, and there have been a lot of stupid ones.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:51 (three weeks ago)

yikes

Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari‬
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AMERICANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST: DEPART NOW

Follow all @StateDept instructions immediately.

https://bsky.app/profile/repyassansari.bsky.social/post/3mg4dm5jrfc2c

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:53 (three weeks ago)

Oh, man

peace, man, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:12 (three weeks ago)

Americans depart now from those 14 countries, everyone else you're on your own

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:13 (three weeks ago)

im sure its fine

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:34 (three weeks ago)

CNN reporting US embassy in Riyadh has been hit by 2 drones.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:36 (three weeks ago)

and is on fire

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:36 (three weeks ago)

Also someone is Havana Syndroming them

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 00:49 (three weeks ago)

cant believe the scorpion would do this

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:oiswqcg2r6magrkdb5xxyczu/bafkreibswjgnhykghykpaawlxeaf5dbohc2v3atajg2oxzb33s24p5wjwm@jpeg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:01 (three weeks ago)

Saudi Arabian officials are also now denying the Washington Post story that Saudi Arabia encouraged Trump to attack Iran.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:05 (three weeks ago)

https://popular.info/p/the-money-behind-the-new-iran-war

More on Saudi Arabia and their earlier payments to their pal Jared Kushner and other financial ties to Trump and Kushner

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:17 (three weeks ago)

why would Iran trust negotiations from fucking Jared, jesus h. christ

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:44 (three weeks ago)

Saudi has royals. They think in terms of the government belonging to a family.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 01:58 (three weeks ago)

i love my normal country

A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

https://jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-were-told-iran-war-is-for

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 03:11 (three weeks ago)

Taking Revelations literally is insane behavior

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 03:18 (three weeks ago)

transforming Trump into a chosen holy instrument of Jesus Christ is insane multiplied by insane

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 03:54 (three weeks ago)

Taking Revelations literally is insane behavior

not just revelations. revelations heavily references Daniel, Ezekiel, Isaiah, others.

it’s an uncomfortable fact, but in the united states, there are tens of millions of people who are white evangelicals and take this very seriously and very much want the apocalypse to happen, because they think they’re going to heaven and that this is what it’s all been leading up to etc

z_tbd, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 04:05 (three weeks ago)

(sorry carne asada, wasn’t trying to suggest you were limiting it to revelations either! just noting that these end-time references are strewn throughout the bible)

z_tbd, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 04:06 (three weeks ago)

combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war

I was told in previous threads that the military was our bulwark against evangelical fascism.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 05:53 (three weeks ago)

The Islamic Resistance in Iraq has fired a barrage of drones at a hotel in Erbil where they claim US soldiers were staying.

Iran & allies have hit hotels around the region with this as the speculated reason but this is the first time to my knowledge this reasoning is confirmed. pic.twitter.com/9BnflneoRZ

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) March 3, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 07:18 (three weeks ago)

well those soldiers were clearly using civilian hotel guests as human shields

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 09:25 (three weeks ago)

Sorry, are the US State Department advising people that it's now unsafe to stay in Gaza?

Francis Fuck Coprolalia (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 09:33 (three weeks ago)

But sir, isn't that where we're building the Trump Peace Resort?

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 10:30 (three weeks ago)

it’s an uncomfortable fact, but in the united states, there are tens of millions of people who are white evangelicals and take this very seriously and very much want the apocalypse to happen, because they think they’re going to heaven and that this is what it’s all been leading up to etc

― z_tbd, Monday, March 2, 2026 11:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

its so wild that this has been going on since literally the time of jesus, the human mind is full of wonders

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:01 (three weeks ago)

Lady on my FB feed who almost got elected as our property assessor the other year just posted that “we are in the final minutes of the final days” — which made me wonder how you’d factor the apocalypse into property assessment. Lots of vacancies after the Rapture, seems like that would flood the market and drive prices down. Guess it’s good she doesn’t have to figure it out.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:11 (three weeks ago)

honestly we could use a lil rapture right about now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:13 (three weeks ago)

genuinely surprised that the State Department didn’t call the west bank “Judea and Samaria” as the Zionists do

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:39 (three weeks ago)

Give them time.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 13:49 (three weeks ago)

Sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

Russia did Epstein, prove me wrong (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:00 (three weeks ago)

I'm perpetually mindblown by the magnitude of the error required to read the gospel narrative and come away with a message of "Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the Skull Throne!" Lord, help these poor sinners.

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:10 (three weeks ago)

Posted today from the US Embassy in Jerusalem twitter feed:

The U.S. Embassy is not in a position at this time to evacuate or directly assist Americans in departing Israel.

brownie, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:22 (three weeks ago)

doing it all in service of a peodphile rapist who's never willingly set foot in a church and can't name a single Bible verse is not just insane it's genuinely pathetic

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:29 (three weeks ago)

WTF does that mean? The embassy is closed?

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:29 (three weeks ago)

the evacuation order/recommendation explicitly says to fly commercial

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:30 (three weeks ago)

which I imagine is pretty hard!

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:30 (three weeks ago)

warning: twitter link

The U.S. Embassy is not in a position at this time to evacuate or directly assist Americans in departing Israel.

The following is provided for your information as you make your own security plans.

The Israeli Ministry of Tourism has begun operating shuttles to the Taba… pic.twitter.com/E6a5z0mE58

— U.S. Embassy Jerusalem (@usembassyjlm) March 3, 2026

brownie, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:31 (three weeks ago)

I have a friend in the U.S. whose Israeli father is dying. He made it over to see his dad last month, and his wife was planning a separate trip over a week ago, but given the headlines they decided to wait. Good call. Although it most likely means she won't get to see her father-in-law before he dies (they're very close). Far far down the list of collateral damage from this war, but given all the ties between U.S. and Israeli families I'm sure there are thousands of similar stories.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:31 (three weeks ago)

Yeah, I know someone with a 90+ year old grandma there, and she's spent the last several months/years being shuttled back and forth from bomb shelters.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:34 (three weeks ago)

my Iranian friend had to repeatedly cancel trips to visit home over the past two years. I haven't seen her in a while, but I assume she's basically given up...unless Canada won't let her stay

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:36 (three weeks ago)

it sucks that in rejecting hippie-ology we/neoliberalism retained the most individualistic, selfish, and stupid aspects of it (MAHA), while jettisoning the actually good pacifist and universalist stuff

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:41 (three weeks ago)

come on man

The Israeli Ministry of Tourism has begun operating shuttles to the Taba Border Crossing as of March 2. To be added to the passenger list for a shuttle, you must register via the Ministry’s evacuation form . The U.S. Embassy cannot make any recommendation (for or against) the Ministry of Tourism’s shuttle. If you choose to avail yourself of this option to depart, the U.S. government cannot guarantee your safety. The information is provided as a courtesy to those wishing to leave Israel.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:52 (three weeks ago)

Passive aggressive evacuation

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:55 (three weeks ago)

Official US policy is that only a heathen would leave the Holy Land during the Rapture.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 14:57 (three weeks ago)

You can go your own way

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 15:01 (three weeks ago)

house of zealous grifters

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 15:39 (three weeks ago)

Stranding government employees in a war zone is probably a leftover DOGE force reduction idea.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 15:45 (three weeks ago)

The dispute has become more urgent as energy prices soared after US and Israeli military action against Iran disrupted global oil and gas supplies. And it has intensified as Kyiv continues to refuse access to European inspectors.

https://archive.ph/TOsYe

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 16:32 (three weeks ago)

About 700 dead in Iran and 400 in Lebanon..

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 16:37 (three weeks ago)

Israel is invading and occupying Lebanon, or if you're the NYT it is "claiming more areas in southern Lebanon"

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 16:38 (three weeks ago)

actual Reuters headline: "Bombardment unleashes terror in Tehran with no sign of protests"

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:09 (three weeks ago)

Ima go protest today let me bring my bomb umbrella

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:30 (three weeks ago)

Are they supposed to be protesting for or against the bombings?

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:33 (three weeks ago)

Reads to me like "incredible! Iranian citizens haven't risen up to take over their government"

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:35 (three weeks ago)

not to be that guy but the article is in fact highlighting the silliness of us admin hoping iranian citizens would do that

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:37 (three weeks ago)

I'm out of free Reuters reads so I couldn't open it

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:38 (three weeks ago)

Ima go protest today let me bring my bomb umbrella

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:30 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i...i have a cold

imago, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:44 (three weeks ago)

that's weird, when i watched the movie of the dystopian drone wars, there was footage of the liberated masses sprinting toward the palace while freedom lasers eliminated all their enemies and cleared a path for them

z_tbd, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:46 (three weeks ago)

ftr i interpreted that as an umbrella with a bomb in it, oops lol

imago, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:47 (three weeks ago)

Watching too many Bond films

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 17:48 (three weeks ago)

after all the flack they gave Hillary for Benghazi surely they're not just gonna leave these folks to die

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:05 (three weeks ago)

I'm pretty sure that would still be Hillary's fault.

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:07 (three weeks ago)

otm, impeach Hillary

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:12 (three weeks ago)

It was the Biden/Harris open border policy that allowed these people to leave.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:12 (three weeks ago)

hunter biden's crime spree has finally gone too far

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:15 (three weeks ago)

some interesting photos of pre-revolutionary Iran, the Shah and his wife (who kinda resembles a persian Ingrid Bergman)

https://www.businessinsider.com/iran-before-the-revolution-in-photos-2015-4

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 18:51 (three weeks ago)

Ah yes the good old days of CIA backed autocracy when the SAVAK could disappear you off the street at whim, at least the old murdering bastard had a pretty wife.

Ed, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 19:04 (three weeks ago)

not to be that guy but the article is in fact highlighting the silliness of us admin hoping iranian citizens would do that

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, March 3, 2026 12:37 PM (one hour ago)

lol yeah I didn't meant my post as a diss on Reuters, more that we live under an unprecedentedly dumb ruling class

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 19:10 (three weeks ago)

How about some photos of Iran in the 50's when it was a secular democracy before the CIA reinstalled the Shah?

Those are wild and depressing to reflect on what could have been

octobeard, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 19:22 (three weeks ago)

Middle Eastern leaders always have good looking wives.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 19:26 (three weeks ago)

More horrifying news out of Tehran, as US/Israeli strikes massacre 20 people at a cafe in Niloofar Square.

Says an eyewitness: “One of my friends...was severed in half...I put him back together & placed him where he was. A piece of his brain was thrown here on the floor.”

— Josh Ruebner (@joshruebner) March 3, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:04 (three weeks ago)

A few hospitals also attacked...

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:05 (three weeks ago)

"This evening in Tel Aviv: police attack a small vigil against the war, arresting one activist"

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:06 (three weeks ago)

cnn: Breaking - US consulate in Dubai has been hit and is on fire

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:40 (three weeks ago)

‪lauren‬
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(EVIL CITY GROUPCHAT)

WASHINGTON DC: lol bro youre burning down my embassy now

DUBAI: ITS NOT FUNNY PLS HELP

LONDON: we're not taking our influencers back

MIAMI: we'll take the hot ones

SAN SALVADOR: this is going to hurt crypto

CINCINNATI: why is no one picking up at the burj khalifa skyline

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:42 (three weeks ago)

poor dubai they put so much effort into making their slave state welcoming

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 20:45 (three weeks ago)

(me, having learned the difference just five minutes ago) so sad to see people mixing up a consulate with an embassy

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:01 (three weeks ago)

hit 'em where it hurts

LONDON (AP) — Damage to three Amazon Web Services facilities in the Middle East from Iranian drone strikes highlights the rapid growth of data centers in the region, as well as the industry’s vulnerability to conflict.

The company’s cloud computing division, Amazon Web Services, said late Monday that two data centers in the United Arab Emirates were “directly struck” and another facility in Bahrain was also damaged after a drone landed nearby.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:04 (three weeks ago)

after a drone landed nearby?

visiting, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:10 (three weeks ago)

data centers are very delicate things

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:12 (three weeks ago)

plus the drone was full of C4 (I don't actually know)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:12 (three weeks ago)

where do we get these data center destroying drones

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:23 (three weeks ago)

amazon actually makes those

z_tbd, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:25 (three weeks ago)

Amazon has declared war on Iran, has directed AI to come up with and execute a war plan by 9 pm

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:26 (three weeks ago)

I love how all these assholes are claiming it was their idea to launch attacks

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:28 (three weeks ago)

hit 'em where it hurts

LONDON (AP) — Damage to three Amazon Web Services facilities in the Middle East from Iranian drone strikes highlights the rapid growth of data centers in the region, as well as the industry’s vulnerability to conflict.

The company’s cloud computing division, Amazon Web Services, said late Monday that two data centers in the United Arab Emirates were “directly struck” and another facility in Bahrain was also damaged after a drone landed nearby.

Ernest Hemingway, when asked to come up with the happiest possible 6-word story: https://t.co/0jUdsx2gn2

— Skoom🔻☭ (@SkoomaBoofer) March 2, 2026

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:31 (three weeks ago)

it's so fucking stupid that we have giant data centers all over the globe

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:38 (three weeks ago)

'WE'?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 March 2026 21:41 (three weeks ago)

‪Emily Gorcenski‬
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Per
, this Planet image shows damage to a $1B+ missile defense radar system in Qatar. This is the first real evidence I’ve seen of a truly substantive Iranian strategic win so far.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 00:13 (three weeks ago)

from same poster:

Images of drones hitting embassy complexes are dramatic and symbolic but ultimately have very little strategic impact on the war effort outside the propaganda and moral boost arising from that symbolism.

This on the other hand almost certainly represents a degraded capability that will take weeks or months to restore.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 00:14 (three weeks ago)

Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول‬
✧@faredalmahl✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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BREAKING: US military says it has struck around 2,000 targets in Iran

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 01:02 (three weeks ago)

that photo NYT published of what looks like tens of thousands of Iranians gathered for the burial of those kids really hit me, just needlessly traumatizing an entire generation and causing massive untold suffering for basically no reason at all. or even worse doing it for the sake of stopping everyone from talking about how the President is a giant pedophile. this is serious fucking shit and I think may be the one hornet's nest that actually will sting him in a meaningful way

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 04:15 (three weeks ago)

I just want him to stop killing people

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 04:54 (three weeks ago)

I really think it was those fucking boat strikes, Trump must've been told they were possibly just killing fishermen and I think he expected some blowback for that and when there was none he developed a taste for blood

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 04:59 (three weeks ago)

Despite presenting himself as an anti-war President in both campaigns, he's always been obsessed with America's military might, and he has a Call of Duty level of comprehension of how it actually works.

He probably actually believes this will be over when he wants it to be because his only calculus is "we have bigger and better weapons and Israel, ergo we win", and nobody is telling him the actual logistical battle he's losing because he doesn't want to hear it or they too are delusional.

I feel that a lot more military lives will be lost than he expects and that is going to rock people who are nominally on his side.

Hope he gets fuckin MRSA

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 05:13 (three weeks ago)

support for the war is at only 22% right now. never in history has support for a war ever gone up over time. this one in particular is going to be a disaster, in fact it's guaranteed to be given that a bunch of fucking idiots just decided to do this on a whim with no fucking plan whatsoever and no rationale besides "I had a gut feeling they were gonna attack us". they're even trying the "they're 2 weeks away from building a nuclear bomb" line for the 37th time. I think this is the one thing he is not gonna win over the MAGA base on. I think its even more of a dealbreaker than getting exposed as one of the biggest pedophiles in American history

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 05:21 (three weeks ago)

fucking Marjorie Taylor Greene figured out the line that every Dem needs to be using. he very explicitly ran on not doing this, and now he's doing it for no reason at all and bypassing Congress completely, fuck all the War Powers shit he needs to be removed immediately

https://bsky.app/profile/nashishereforit.bsky.social/post/3mg7ckyxmrs22

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 05:31 (three weeks ago)

https://www.iz0kba.it/en/iranian-number-station/

is Iran sending activation messages to terror cells around the world?

StanM, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 06:30 (three weeks ago)

The latest @NewLeftReview has an excellent, informative interview with Iranian historian Ervand Abrahamian, alas behind a paywall. This section on The Kurds gives good context. https://t.co/FkURvx82Tm pic.twitter.com/E5IoC1PZlb

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) March 4, 2026

On the possibility of Iranian civil war.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 07:32 (three weeks ago)

Asked about a worst-case scenario in Iran, he said: “I guess the worst case would be we do this and somebody takes over who’s as bad as the previous person. Right, that could happen. We don’t want that to happen.”

That Trump quote from yesterday. Grrrr

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 14:28 (three weeks ago)

he doesnt care too much

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 14:45 (three weeks ago)

These briefings are either "Iran will be dust in a week" or "we could go on for ever and ever".

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:02 (three weeks ago)

number of clips of admin people flailing so hard contradicting themselves sentence to sentence

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:11 (three weeks ago)

also “here’s the latest about my ballroom”

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:13 (three weeks ago)

If Iran hits that ballroom the war is over

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:20 (three weeks ago)

the ballroom was already a smoking crater well before this war started

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:22 (three weeks ago)

gross

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:24 (three weeks ago)

This morning's headline was that Israel vows to kill the next Iranian leader (whoever it is).

Which I'm sure will inspire totally normal, very hinged people to seek to lead the beleaguered Iranian people toward freedom and modernity.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:29 (three weeks ago)

being reported that khameneis son is the leading candidate, apologies to everyone already confused about the difference between the supreme leaders

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:34 (three weeks ago)

Lil khamenei

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:43 (three weeks ago)

Hezbollah has been battered and isolated, their leaders killed over a year ago and yet they are still dragging Israel to war?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gq3ykg7pvo

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:44 (three weeks ago)

Isreal just wildin out anywhere they can

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:45 (three weeks ago)

Israel too

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:46 (three weeks ago)

wtf

‪OrangePlus‬
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· 1h
US Submarine torpedoes IRIS Dena warship near Sri Lanka

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:48 (three weeks ago)

xp ludicrous headline when even the article admits that "For months, Israeli officials had signalled an escalation of their campaign against Hezbollah. Despite a ceasefire that ended a devastating 13-month war in 2024, Israel had continued with its bombing of Lebanon almost every day, saying the group was trying to rebuild its capabilities. Hezbollah, however, had remained quiet, aware that any move would inevitably be met with a powerful retaliation."

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 15:50 (three weeks ago)

Lil khamenei

Pretty sure this was a Capone'n'Norega weedholder

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 16:13 (three weeks ago)

Temu Khamenei vs. Temple Pahlavi fite

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 16:40 (three weeks ago)

*Temu Pahlavi

This will be great fodder for the future Chelsea Clinton / Barron Trump election, with bonus Jeb.

Go green, conserve our stockpiles of last names

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 16:42 (three weeks ago)

Asked about a worst-case scenario in Iran, he said: “I guess the worst case would be we do this and somebody takes over who’s as bad as the previous person. Right, that could happen. We don’t want that to happen.”

i can think of worse worst cases, but i also tried to think about it for more than 3 seconds (spent about 5 seconds total)

z_tbd, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 16:53 (three weeks ago)

House Speaker Mike Johnson told Raju, “I think it’s an operation,” while Sen. Tommy Tuberville said “I wouldn’t call this a war as much as I’d call it a conflict.”

God why do they even bother, even if they said war would these clowns not bother to rubber stamp it anyway?

Hell, some Dems will too

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 18:00 (three weeks ago)

House Speaker Mike Johnson told Raju, “I think it’s an operation,”

mike would you call it, i don't know, a 'special military operation'?

z_tbd, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 18:03 (three weeks ago)

otm

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 18:03 (three weeks ago)

the prisoners in the notorious Evin complex are without food & the guards have fled, a Swedish-Belgian university professor who has been in there for 10 years ("spying for Israel" said Iran, but nobody believes that) told his wife on the phone.

https://www-vrt-be.translate.goog/vrtnws/nl/2026/03/04/djalali-inval-iran/?_x_tr_sl=nl&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=nl

StanM, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 19:34 (three weeks ago)

Liberal veteran as a guest, still provides some info https://goodbye.substack.com/p/trumps-nihilist-war-in-iran

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 19:39 (three weeks ago)

lol another politician in the Chotiner meat grinder

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-a-democratic-congressman-is-supporting-trumps-war-with-iran

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:03 (three weeks ago)

apparently the CIA is training some Kurds to initiate a nationwide uprising

Maybe should have started that program a couple years ago, or decades

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:04 (three weeks ago)

Oh great, the CIA is on the case

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:05 (three weeks ago)

tbf the kurds are prob ready to hit the ground running

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:07 (three weeks ago)

hmm something about this plan sounds kinda familiar

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:07 (three weeks ago)

its so funny how chotiner is a folk hero to a certain type of person and to everyone else hes just oh someone is calling me from the new yorker ok

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:07 (three weeks ago)

lol, yeah, h/t Ned here:

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Isaac Chotiner absolutely can simply walk into Mordor, sit down and interview Sauron, and then a few hours later after he’s gone Sauron looks and goes “Well when you say it like that it looks bad.”

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:23 (three weeks ago)

lol

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:26 (three weeks ago)

yeah I don't know how much training the kurds need, although it depends on which kurdish group. the ypg is probably twitchy right now trying to decide how the new deal in syria is going

mh, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:28 (three weeks ago)

lol another politician in the Chotiner meat grinder

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-a-democratic-congressman-is-supporting-trumps-war-with-iran

― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Really shows that Trump is just one butcher among many. That's all that comes out from the US.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:33 (three weeks ago)

re: the Kurds - yeah I think it's more arming than training, they've been fighting for decades

But the Shah's son doesn't wanna deal with them, he thinks they're insurrectionists

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:35 (three weeks ago)

As Foreign Exchanges say:

https://www.foreignexchanges.news/p/world-roundup-march-3-2026

From my perspective anybody looking to blame just Israel or just the US for taking this course of action is oversimplifying. The Israelis may have dictated when the war started and Netanyahu certainly seems to have put a lot of effort into bringing Trump along to this point, but Trump and his people also wanted this and they’d been planning it for weeks or months prior. It was a joint effort.

War with Iran was always on the cards, sooner or later

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:38 (three weeks ago)

Too bad this guy didn't live to see it

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/gettyimages-1786612362-20240327215037275.jpg

Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:40 (three weeks ago)

lol plz allow another Ned h/t

oriana schwindt‬
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Chotiner: And when you engraved "One Ring to rule them all" on the—
Sauron: I don't understand why everyone keeps taking that out of context.
Chotiner: Well, do you mean to rule us all?
Sauron: I'm here to talk about Gondor's illegal encroachment in Ithilien, Isaac.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:40 (three weeks ago)

Trump sits down and immediately describes his strikes on Iran as "war"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgb4mnzy7j2y

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:40 (three weeks ago)

'somebody said where would you put it on a scale of 1 to 10'

No... nobody said that

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:52 (three weeks ago)

The only reason not to say "war" is the constitution, and he dgif about that.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:53 (three weeks ago)

might have more missiles if you stopped firing them at paintings https://bsky.app/profile/fullslack.bsky.social/post/3mgb5jdklpc25

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 20:55 (three weeks ago)

From the daily beast

"A single allied pilot flying an American-made fighter jet was responsible for downing three U.S. jets worth a combined $100 million."

"Originally it was believed that surface-to-air missiles were responsible for Sunday’s friendly fire incident in Kuwait, where Iran launched retaliatory strikes against U.S. allies after President Donald Trump launched his military campaign."

"Three F-15E Strike Eagles flying in support of Operation Epic Fury were “mistakenly shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses,” forcing all six crew members to eject, U.S. Central Command said in a statement."

"It turns out a Kuwaiti F/A-18 pilot launched three missiles against the U.S. aircraft, which cost $31.1 million each, sources familiar with initial incident reports told The Wall Street Journal."

"Replacing them could be even more expensive, though, as the latest generation F-15EX Eagle II costs about $90 million per aircraft, according to Barron’s."

"The incident took place soon after an Iranian drone penetrated Kuwait’s air defenses and hit a triple-wide trailer serving as a tactical-operations center at a commercial port, killing six U.S. troops, a source told the Journal."

"The Kuwaiti forces were already on edge when their radar detected the American jets flying toward them, and they fired on them, the source said."

"One of the ejected pilots was confronted by angry locals who apparently mistook him for an Iranian."

"Images of a U.S. crew member lying in the back of a car have also been shared online, though it’s not clear if the images show the same person or a different one."

"The friendly fire incident was “perplexing,” given than allied pilots are trained to follow procedures to prevent those types of potentially deadly mistakes, a former Air Force pilot told Air & Space Forces."

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:08 (three weeks ago)

oh well shit happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:11 (three weeks ago)

That's a big whoopsie

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:12 (three weeks ago)

whatre you gonna do some days you just run into the tom cruise of kuwait

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:28 (three weeks ago)

saw somewhere "that's how much money DOGE was supposed to have saved"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:33 (three weeks ago)

(not that that was the point, as we all know)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:33 (three weeks ago)

we could have had healthcare in this country

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:43 (three weeks ago)

(doge was supposed to save 2 trillion, then revised down to 1 trillion. "doge" later claimed to have saved 200 billion, but no one can believe those numbers for very obvious reasons)

z_tbd, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:45 (three weeks ago)

last I heard DOGE actually cost the federal government money due to all the contractors they had to hire to cover for the people they let go

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:47 (three weeks ago)

pretty sure the latest estimates have DOGE costing the US taxpayer around 135 million

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:47 (three weeks ago)

we could have had healthcare in this country

― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

At least you won't be bombed while asleep #crumbs

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:48 (three weeks ago)

not so sure of that anymore

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:58 (three weeks ago)

It turns out a Kuwaiti F/A-18 pilot launched three missiles against the U.S. aircraft, which cost $31.1 million each, sources familiar with initial incident reports told The Wall Street Journal."

Just two more to become an ace

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 21:59 (three weeks ago)

About that Kurdish offensive:

https://bsky.app/profile/faredalmahlool.bsky.social/post/3mgbbwqx2q22i

NEW: A source from the Iranian Kurdish group Komala denies reports that it launched a ground offensive into western Iran.

Source: https://www.rudaw.net/kurmanci/kurdistan/0403202619

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 22:07 (three weeks ago)

Where do you put the accent in their name?

JoeStork, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 23:17 (three weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mohzXXsc_j8

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 23:58 (three weeks ago)

They went after her from all angles today. She has to be aware the walls are closing in.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 23:59 (three weeks ago)

They went after her from all angles today

so has Corey Lewandowski from what I’ve heard

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 5 March 2026 00:05 (three weeks ago)

ayo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 5 March 2026 00:09 (three weeks ago)

It’s like Armageddon, always almost here.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2026 00:51 (three weeks ago)

were living in imminent times

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 00:52 (three weeks ago)

https://i.imgur.com/qE12P8v.gif

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 March 2026 01:08 (three weeks ago)

Kinda worried about what Turkey will do in light of the Kurdish offensive.

Not that I care about Erdogan, but this is one more way this thing spirals.

Isreal doesn't trust Turkey, Turkey doesn't trust the Kurds. What happens next?

fajita seas, Thursday, 5 March 2026 01:56 (three weeks ago)

Veteran (of for inst WaPo's now-gone Middle Eastern section) debunks claims of monarchists etc. re bombing of girls school: https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/4/nilo_tabrizy">:https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/4/nilo_tabrizy

dow, Thursday, 5 March 2026 02:21 (three weeks ago)

They went after her from all angles today. She has to be aware the walls are closing in.

Yeah they called her "madame secretary" and asked all kinds of mean questions, I'm sure she's shaking in her boots!!

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 5 March 2026 02:44 (three weeks ago)

xxxpost from this distance, neither the fairly rational Iraqi or Syrian Kurds look like they'd want to get tangled up in all that---what would be their motivation to do so?

dow, Thursday, 5 March 2026 02:56 (three weeks ago)

Energy Secretary Chris Wright said tonight on Fox News that no ships have taken up the U.S. Navy’s offer to escort them through the Strait of Hormuz.

So weird it was such a good deal

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 March 2026 04:19 (three weeks ago)

Coming on the day the chair of the joint chiefs says they definitely are going to let some drones through, colour me surprised

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/04/us-interceptors-iranian-drones

I think the strategy of betting on everyone having such expensive weapons no one can afford to fire them has had its day. Has no one in the pentagon been looking at Ukraine?

Ed, Thursday, 5 March 2026 04:26 (three weeks ago)

_They went after her from all angles today. She has to be aware the walls are closing in._

Yeah they called her "madame secretary" and asked all kinds of mean questions, I'm sure she's shaking in her boots!!

It sure seems there job security in this Administration as opposed to Trump 1

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 5 March 2026 04:35 (three weeks ago)

Yes but what it's doing in a thread about Iran?

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 March 2026 07:40 (three weeks ago)

not so sure of that anymore

― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Minnesota is gonna be carpet bombed soon?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 March 2026 07:54 (three weeks ago)

Regime change vs collapse.

https://www.northsouthnotes.org/p/regime-collapse

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 March 2026 08:12 (three weeks ago)

usa looking at drones going insane in ukraine for five years: sure hope nothing like that catches us unawares

Trump administration officials told lawmakers during a closed-door briefing on Capitol Hill Tuesday that Iran’s Shahed attack drones represent a major challenge and US air defenses will not be able to intercept them all, according to a source in the briefing.

The drones, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine acknowledged, are posing a bigger problem than anticipated, two sources in the briefing told CNN. They are known to fly low and slow – a feature that makes them more able to evade air defenses than ballistic missiles.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/04/politics/us-air-defenses-iran-attack-drones-challenge

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 13:33 (three weeks ago)

Yes but what it's doing in a thread about Iran?

good point!

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 5 March 2026 13:36 (three weeks ago)

Depraved.

For the first time: Zionists released a forced displacement order for entire areas in Beirut’s Dahiyeh - where hundreds of thousands live. pic.twitter.com/s5vbLWimf8

— Hussein of the south (@EyesOnSouth1) March 5, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 March 2026 13:53 (three weeks ago)

Not their country iirc

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 March 2026 14:11 (three weeks ago)

hahaha

NEW: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says the United States has asked Ukraine for help intercepting Iranian-made Shahed drones, citing Ukraine’s battlefield expertise. Zelenskyy said any assistance will come only if it does not weaken Ukraine’s own defenses.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 5 March 2026 15:14 (three weeks ago)

Maybe if they were still the Department of Defense, they would have plan to defend against these newfangled drone things

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 5 March 2026 15:34 (three weeks ago)

cording to figures released by the Iranian Red Crescent, cited by the Iranian government on X.

The head of the Iranian Red Crescent reportedly said 3,643 civilian locations had been targeted so far, including 3,090 homes, 528 commercial centres, 13 medical facilities and nine Red Crescent centres.

The official said several major hospitals had been damaged, including Khatam Hospital, Gandhi Hospital and other rehabilitation and welfare centres.

Iranian authorities said some patients were injured when hospital structures collapsed during the strikes, while facilities such as Valiasr Burn Hospital had been rendered inoperable.

The Iranian Red Crescent said reports documenting the damage had been submitted to the International Committee of the Red Cross and other international bodies for potential legal action.

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 March 2026 16:05 (three weeks ago)

Hope this is a lesson for any country anywhere close to “Greater Israel”, Latin America, or even, like, Denmark: get a nuke. Get a goddamn nuke or one of these two psychopathic states (or both in tandem) will eventually bomb your hospitals and schoolchildren, and then have the absolute gall to stand in front of god and everyone and say “no u”

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Thursday, 5 March 2026 17:29 (three weeks ago)

yup

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 17:32 (three weeks ago)

ASubstack regarding that Iranian ship that Hegseth had blown up near Sri Lanka far from a warzone

The ship was on a diplomatic mission. The US military could have captured the ship. It could have convinced the sailors to defect, pressed them for intel, or held them as leverage. Instead it killed at least 100 mostly young men. Only 32 out of 180 crew aboard have been rescued. They were fathers, brothers, sons. Some weren’t even fighters. They were musicians for the Iranian Navy band...

IRIS Dana was hundreds of miles away from the war zone. It had just attended a February 15 to 25 International Fleet Review event in India. That’s one of those ceremonies where sailors from different countries convene. They hobnob with each other and show off their patches and gear. They march in parades. Even the US had a presence at the ceremonial affair.

They were probably heading back toward home. They were in international waters, off the coast of Sri Lanka. The ship and its sailors were not poised for warfare. They may not have even been fully armed.

The strike came without warning. A US submarine launched a sneak attack, blowing the ship up. Americans killed most of the crew on board. And in a violation of the decorum of the rules of sea, left the survivors to drown.

“In the Indian Ocean—an American submarine sunk an Iranian warship that thought it was safe in international waters.,” said Secretary of Defense Peter Hegseth. “Instead, it was sunk by a torpedo—quiet death.”

https://borzou.substack.com/p/dishonorable-attack-inevitable-blowback

curmudgeon, Thursday, 5 March 2026 18:13 (three weeks ago)

what... the... actual fuck
he wants to bring 'harmony & peace' to Iran, who knew

Trump says he must 'be involved in' choosing Iran’s next leader

Donald Trump has said he must “be involved in the appointment” of Iran’s next leader as he was in Venezuela, and dismissed the idea of the assassinated ayatollah’s son, Mojtaba Khamenei, succeeding his father as supreme leader as “unacceptable”.

“They are wasting their time. Khamenei’s son is a lightweight. I have to be involved in the appointment, like with Delcy (Rodriguez) in Venezuela,” Trump told Axios today. You will remember that Rodriguez took over after US forces captured president Nicolás Maduro in January.

Trump added that he could not accept a new Iranian leader who would continue Khamenei’s policies.

“Khamenei’s son is unacceptable to me. We want someone that will bring harmony and peace to Iran,” he said.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 March 2026 18:19 (three weeks ago)

US House rejects war powers resolution and backs Trump on Iran war
The US House of Representatives has rejected an effort to stop Donald Trump’s air war on Iran and require that any hostilities against Iran to be authorized by Congress, backing the president’s military campaign on the sixth day of the expanding conflict.

The vote was 219 to 212 in the Republican-controlled House.

Pathetic.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:01 (three weeks ago)

yeah they are

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:04 (three weeks ago)

wonder how many if any GOP members voted for it and how many dems voted against.

omar little, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:05 (three weeks ago)

The vote was 212-219, with just two Republicans — Reps. Thomas Massie (Ky.) and Warren Davidson (Ohio) — hopping the aisle to support the resolution, while four Democrats broke with their party to oppose it: Reps. Jared Golden (Maine), Henry Cuellar (Texas), Greg Landsman (Ohio) and Juan Vargas (Calif.).

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:06 (three weeks ago)

Landsman, who got Chotinerized a couple days ago.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:06 (three weeks ago)

Those 4 Dems could have passed it 216-215. But I guess Cuellar gotta pay off that Trump pardon somehow.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:13 (three weeks ago)

yeah but if those dems stepped up then some others wouldve had to sit down

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:14 (three weeks ago)

Surely you're not suggesting collusion, heavenly days.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:15 (three weeks ago)

nah its just natural law of the universe or w/e

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:19 (three weeks ago)

Meantime, per Middle East scholar Sarah Parkinson on Bluesky:

Iraq's first lady, Shanaz Ibrahim Ahmed, a political/humanitarian figure from a prominent (& very political) Sulimaniyah-rooted Kurdish family closely tied to the PUK, coming in hot with a free history lesson for people who think Iraqi Kurds might be unquestioningly game for more US bait-and-switch.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cd7kzsqed5cucxfgfyqxhqq4/bafkreiamgt63ztritho75rvj5i4skstpudomwo2xswfiyitxzmkv4r74gu@jpeg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:26 (three weeks ago)

i am picturing that delivered by Shohreh Aghdashloo of The Expanse

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:30 (three weeks ago)

yeah hearing from people on the ground in Iran who want nothing to do with the Kurds, whom they still consider separatist terrorists... and this is not a minority. (Kurds are mostly Sunni and some are kinda marxist)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 March 2026 22:33 (three weeks ago)

Kurds have been so fucked over by so many people for so long. "Leave us alone" no kidding.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2026 00:58 (two weeks ago)

I think the largest ethnic group without their actual homeland/nation? or they used to make that claim

though maybe Rohingya or Uyghurs might be these days

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 01:09 (two weeks ago)

tipsy otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 6 March 2026 01:39 (two weeks ago)

mostly notable in that it's Fox, which the WH actually pays attention to

A majority of American voters believe that President Trump’s relationship with Iran has made the U.S. less safe, according to a new poll.

In the Fox News poll, 51 percent of respondents said the president’s relationship with Iran has increased risk for the U.S. Twenty-nine percent in the poll said Trump’s relationship with Iran has increased security for the U.S., while 19 percent said his relationship has resulted in “no difference.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 02:27 (two weeks ago)

We're less safe. That's ok. And here's why

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 02:29 (two weeks ago)

I feel like our homeland may be insecure.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2026 02:30 (two weeks ago)

Iran’s Kurdish regions have a historical record of resistance to central authority that goes back to the revolution of 1979. More recently they were a major flashpoint during a large wave of domestic unrest in 2022, when nationwide protests were triggered by the death in custody of Mahsa Amini, who was Iranian-Kurdish, and again following anti-government protests that began in late December 2025 and led to thousands of people being killed in January 2026.

In Syria, efforts during the last decade’s civil strife to build an enclave there ultimately failed, despite the Kurds’ key role as ground fighters in the successful campaign waged by the US-led coalition to defeat Islamic State there and also in Iraq.

A key factor was a US decision to privilege the consolidation of a new Syrian state and relations with Ankara over Kurdish aspirations.

That effort, which cost many Kurdish lives, consolidated the reputation of the peshmerga – the name means those who seek death – as effective fighters whose knowledge of terrain, mobility and motivation compensate for their light weaponry even against tough enemies. It also built connections with US officials and military personnel, and refined tactics that could be deployed in coming weeks if, as reported, the Trump administration seeks to use fighters from Iranian-Kurdish opposition groups to undermine current rulers in Tehran.

With air support and US military advisers on the ground, the peshmerga could seize and hold territory in Kurdish-dominated areas in Iran but any suggestion they could advance much past the frontier is unrealistic, analysts say.

Instead the aim would be to force Iranian military commanders to divert precious troops and resources to marginal border battlefields while possibly inspiring other ethnic communities within Iran to launch their own campaigns – also potentially with US assistance.

But there are multiple potential pitfalls – as their leaders know well. For the moment, mainstream Iraqi-Kurdish leaders in northern Iraq are insisting they will stay neutral. This is understandable. When wars come the Kurds have often been caught in the crossfire, underlining once again their only true protectors are the peaks around them.

*

Yeah, so why should they stick their necks out again? Are things gonna get better for them if they do, or worse jf they don't? What do you think?

*from https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/05/who-are-the-kurds-and-why-does-trump-want-them-to-join-the-war-on-iran

dow, Friday, 6 March 2026 03:42 (two weeks ago)

Omid Djalili having a normal one.

Nothing is proved yet Zack. The fact that you are spreading misinformation is appalling for someone in your position. To date no one has been allowed to see any evidence of casualties or even the site itself.

The regime says it’s America or Israel. The Americans say they were… https://t.co/EqmN9NIsVg

— Omid Djalili (@omid9) March 5, 2026

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2026 08:50 (two weeks ago)

Another comedian

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 10:55 (two weeks ago)

How dare you spread misinformation *proceeds to spread misinformation*

nashwan, Friday, 6 March 2026 11:04 (two weeks ago)

Seeing things are going epic everyday and then I see things like this.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/05/us-waiver-india-russian-oil

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 11:35 (two weeks ago)

Russia absolutely benefits from all this right? Weapons and energy diverted from Ukraine, Iranian oil clients needing to come to them now, the US getting bogged down in another misadventure

Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:04 (two weeks ago)

yeah tho prob not hugely

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:05 (two weeks ago)

It seems like it would push Russia and China even closer together since China needs to get its oil and gas from somewhere

Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:09 (two weeks ago)

Would hope it limits Russia's ability to gain and use Shahed drones at least.

nashwan, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:14 (two weeks ago)

China have taken on renewals at a rapid pace in the last few years and I think this will intensify that.

Sane for a lot of East Asia.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:23 (two weeks ago)

According to reports from residents Tehran endured its hardest night yet last night. This tweet describes the city as “being like hell last night, experiencing the hardest bombardments yet, like scenes of post apocalyptic films.” https://t.co/ZQMHWN5onm

— kev joon (@never_oppressed) March 6, 2026

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:35 (two weeks ago)

the US getting bogged down in another misadventure

I seem to recall a story about a massive but rotting empire getting bogged down by protracted war in Asia, and having it not go so well for them

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 March 2026 12:36 (two weeks ago)

China have taken on renewals at a rapid pace in the last few years and I think this will intensify that.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, March 6, 2026 7:23 AM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah big part of their motivation is about not wanting to deal with the politics of foreign oil, they produce almost none of their own, they still do use a lot currently tho

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:46 (two weeks ago)

One upside is it may help lower resistance to renewables which is a big plank of Reform’s energy policy. Petrol going up 7p a litre overnight helps sharpen the mind too.

Dan Worsley, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:52 (two weeks ago)

xp I read it's 15%. So not critical...but we'll see

Critical minerals mean that if things got rough they have leverage on the US too.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:54 (two weeks ago)

I think Europe are far more fucked if this goes on for months.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2026 12:55 (two weeks ago)

Russia makes its own Shahed drones now, so unlikely to have an impact there. They do still import missiles and artillery ammunition, though, so you’d hope that slows down, at least.

ShariVari, Friday, 6 March 2026 13:03 (two weeks ago)

not sure what he thinks the point of publicly declaring youre doing war crimes is other than he really believes what hes saying, obvs dumber than rocks and belongs under the hauge

Hegseth: "The dumb, politically correct wars of the past were the opposite of what we're doing here. They had vague objections with restrictive, minimalist rules of engagement. No more."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgdt3r65qn2s

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 13:04 (two weeks ago)

Oh yeah, the objectives here are crystal clear.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 14:50 (two weeks ago)

everyone wants to get in on our beautiful new war

Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say

The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/03/06/russia-iran-intelligence-us-targets

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 14:52 (two weeks ago)

Every time I read the thread title I sing it to "Bombs Over Baghdad."

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2026 14:57 (two weeks ago)

i think its great were using a 20 year old momus thread for this

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 14:59 (two weeks ago)

HANDS OFF EYE-RAANNNN

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2026 14:59 (two weeks ago)

Trump now wants an unconditional surrender from a provisional government

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:04 (two weeks ago)

Got an email the other day from Corbyn's party titled 'Hands Off Iran'. Stop lurking Jez.

nashwan, Friday, 6 March 2026 15:05 (two weeks ago)

It said we were suckers

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:05 (two weeks ago)

Good morning!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:06 (two weeks ago)

oof that prompted me to read the opening few threads. I think I just aged several years :(

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:08 (two weeks ago)

er posts not threads

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:08 (two weeks ago)

I misread that as "Cornyn's party" and was thinking hmm interesting turn.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:19 (two weeks ago)

Well US investigators are obviously biased. We need an outside party to lead the investigation--Israel, perhaps.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:26 (two weeks ago)

gotta be grok

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 15:27 (two weeks ago)

Hegseth says US would never deliberately attack a school.

Idk you pretty much do that every day iirc

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:28 (two weeks ago)

might be hard for the American public to buy that after you spent a week talking about how much you love committing war crimes

frogbs, Friday, 6 March 2026 15:31 (two weeks ago)

It's PC to be surgical

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:32 (two weeks ago)

lethamaxxing but only in the good way

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 6 March 2026 15:37 (two weeks ago)

Ulrike Franke rikefranke.bsky.social‬

This is a real video from the official White House account on a war that is currently killing people. I don’t know how the US is going to come back from this.
The post was “JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸 🔥”

https://bsky.app/profile/rikefranke.bsky.social/post/3mgev33rozk24

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 16:12 (two weeks ago)

god that WH video... so fucking embarrassing

The Content Administration

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 16:21 (two weeks ago)

ffs using Bob Odenkirk in a war propaganda clip. Dire times.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 16:28 (two weeks ago)

ive never been so embarrassed to be an American

frogbs, Friday, 6 March 2026 16:34 (two weeks ago)

AXIOS: RUBIO TOLD ARAB FOREIGN MINISTERS THAT WASHINGTON'S GOAL IS NOT REGIME CHANGE AND THAT IT WANTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO RUN THE COUNTRY

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:00 (two weeks ago)

jfc lol

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:02 (two weeks ago)

not regime change just leadership change, got it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:08 (two weeks ago)

What's not to understand?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:13 (two weeks ago)

So basically the oppressive theocracy but with like a nicer Supreme leader

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:19 (two weeks ago)

Iran needs to appoint Delcy Rodriguez as Ayatollah

symsymsym, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:20 (two weeks ago)

Spin doctors
Shucks

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:21 (two weeks ago)

hmmm. Two princes? There's an idea.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:23 (two weeks ago)

crude up 11% today, 57% ytd

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:29 (two weeks ago)

hmmm. Two princes? There's an idea.

― 138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes)

that's what I say now

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:34 (two weeks ago)

This guy is some big billionaire Gulf property developer or something like that

https://static.toiimg.com/photo/imgsize-23456,msid-129156372/khalaf-ahmad-ak-habtoors-post-on-x.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:36 (two weeks ago)

A: Jesus and his dad.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:37 (two weeks ago)

seems reasonable to ask

WmC, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:38 (two weeks ago)

Khalaf Ahmad Al Habtoor otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:40 (two weeks ago)

thank goodness we have wonderful armies to defend ourselves, buddy you actually outsourced your defense to an insane unaccountable empire led by a senile pedophile sorry you had to find out this way

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:42 (two weeks ago)

well these are the people funneling money to Jared and buying stupid trump meme coins and shit

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:42 (two weeks ago)

^^^^ hopefully that counts for something? But I have a feeling most of these Saudi/Gulf state billionaire degenerates are getting exactly what they want

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 March 2026 17:51 (two weeks ago)

I don't know, I heard some UAE expat lady on the radio yesterday and she said that Iran bombing that Amazon data center has really disrupted everyone's lives.. like she couldn't access online banking or pay her phone bill

Small stuff compared to schoolgirls being bombed, but I think this is affecting a lot of people in unexpected ways

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:56 (two weeks ago)

(also this means that destroying data centers might be the new 'hijacking a plane to cuba')

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 17:57 (two weeks ago)

One aspect of this war not discussed at length here is how the disruption of one China's biggest sources of oil and an increase in the price of oil overall benefits Russia. Perhaps simply engaging indefinitely is part of the plan

octobeard, Friday, 6 March 2026 18:00 (two weeks ago)

(also this means that destroying data centers might be the new 'hijacking a plane to cuba')

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, March 6, 2026 12:57 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

hmm pretty interesting

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 18:15 (two weeks ago)

lmao come on

Leavitt: "When he as commander in chief determines that Iran no longer poses a threat to the US and the goals of Operation Epic Fury have been fully realized, then Iran will essentially be in a place of unconditional surrender whether they say it themselves or not"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgfx6ep5ic2f

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 18:52 (two weeks ago)

Regime change without 'boots on the ground'... has that ever happened before?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 19:38 (two weeks ago)

They're just gonna drop flyers

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:51 (two weeks ago)

every time I see this thread title I sing it to the tune of the Beat's "Hands Off She's Mine"

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:51 (two weeks ago)

Are we still "running" Venezuela? Haven't heard much about that lately.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:53 (two weeks ago)

So basically the US will go into full retreat and then say Iran unconditionally surrendered.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:54 (two weeks ago)

I feel like I’m catching the prez’s dementia

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 March 2026 19:55 (two weeks ago)

his thing about wanting to choose the next Supreme Leader is beyond delusional... that's like insisting on choosing the new pope. That position has more to do with Shia doctrine and interpreting Islamic law than running the country (which has an elected president). Also he's a leader to Shia all over the place, well beyond Iran's borders

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 March 2026 20:05 (two weeks ago)

Ghislaine Maxwell would make an excellent Supreme Leader

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 6 March 2026 20:14 (two weeks ago)

Just release the nanobots. They'll do the job quick.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 6 March 2026 20:35 (two weeks ago)

looks like a job for the Boring Company

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 6 March 2026 20:39 (two weeks ago)

The nanobots will just argue with you about which way is up.

Ed, Friday, 6 March 2026 20:39 (two weeks ago)

The nanobots will just call you a pedo, suggest a wildly worse and more impractical solution before flitting away on ketamine.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 March 2026 21:06 (two weeks ago)

Analysis suggests US was responsible for deadly strike on Iranian elementary school

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/middleeast/iran-minab-elementary-school-investigation-us-strike-intl

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 March 2026 21:31 (two weeks ago)

his thing about wanting to choose the next Supreme Leader is beyond delusional... that's like insisting on choosing the new pope. That position has more to do with Shia doctrine and interpreting Islamic law than running the country (which has an elected president). Also he's a leader to Shia all over the place, well beyond Iran's borders

Everything about this “war” is ridiculous. I assume they want Iran to become unstable and maybe even break apart because that would make it hard for them to project power in the region. That is the goal. But it can’t be said because 1.) they haven’t thought through the probable consequences of such an outcome and 2.) deliberately creating this much human misery with no plausible good outcome is just obviously unconscionable so it’s not even sayable.

treeship., Friday, 6 March 2026 22:08 (two weeks ago)

Making any assumptions about what they want in Iran is pointless because they also didn't think that through at all. Realistically, all they really want is a big story to occupy the headlines and take focus away from Epstein and the administration's myriad other failures, but of course, this is just going to be one more failure to add to the list and compound all the other failures as well.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 6 March 2026 22:19 (two weeks ago)

israel wants something and its for iran to turn into a failed state

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2026 22:20 (two weeks ago)

What Israel wants is all that matters.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2026 22:30 (two weeks ago)

This strikes me as a bad idea!

There's skin in the game and then there's directly hooking the US treasury up to Iranian attacks on shipping in the Strait of Hormuz.

https://www.dfc.gov/media/press-releases/dfc-announces-20b-plan-maritime-reinsurance-gulf

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 March 2026 22:33 (two weeks ago)

Prices at the pump are a hell of a motivator to keep the oil flowing.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2026 22:38 (two weeks ago)

If the US decides to put 'boots on the ground' in Iran might I suggest that we could make excellent use of our new, well-trained, highly motivated, freshly minted army of warriors in ICE just salivating at the idea of saving the Homeland. Just put all of them on one or two big ships and send them over to deliver Justice the American Way, as seen on The WH Gorilla Channel.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 7 March 2026 00:39 (two weeks ago)

The US is supposedly lifting the ban on purchasing oil from Russia, which is odd since Russia has apparently been feeding military intelligence to Iran.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 7 March 2026 01:08 (two weeks ago)

*supposedly considering lifting the ban

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 7 March 2026 01:15 (two weeks ago)

Iranian president says unconditional surrender a 'dream'
Iran’s president has said a demand by the US for an unconditional surrender is a “dream that they should to take to their grave”.

Masoud Pezeshkian made the statement in a prerecorded address aired by state television on Saturday.

He also apologised for Iran’s attacks on regional countries – as just reported – insisting that Tehran would halt them and suggesting they were caused by miscommunication in the ranks.

The comments, cited by the Associated Press, came as intense Iranian fire targeted the Gulf Arab states early on Saturday while Israel and the US kept up their airstrikes targeting Iran.

There were repeated attacks on Saturday morning on Bahrain, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 07:43 (two weeks ago)

The US is supposedly lifting the ban on purchasing oil from Russia, which is odd since Russia has apparently been feeding military intelligence to Iran.

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 7 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

*supposedly considering lifting the ban

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 7 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

They have already in regards to India.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 07:44 (two weeks ago)

If the US decides to put 'boots on the ground' in Iran might I suggest that we could make excellent use of our new, well-trained, highly motivated, freshly minted army of warriors in ICE just salivating at the idea of saving the Homeland. Just put all of them on one or two big ships and send them over to deliver Justice the American Way, as seen on The WH Gorilla Channel.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 7 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Don't think you guys will get off that easy. Sorry, three years (maybe more) of dealing with your own paramilitaries.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 07:50 (two weeks ago)

From Drop site:

🚨 BREAKING: U.S.–Israeli missiles have hit an elementary school in Tehran — the fourth school in 6 days

➤ Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei shared video that shows Shahid Hamedani Elementary School before and after the strike. A casualty toll was not immediately available.

➤ It is the fourth school hit in Iran since the war began:
1. Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ school – Minab (Feb 28 strike). 180 killed.
2. Two schools in Parand, southwest of Tehran, hit by missiles Thursday according to Iranian media. Photos confirm damage.
3. Shahid Hamedani School – Tehran (Niloufar Square), the new strike reported Friday. 👇

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 08:01 (two weeks ago)

Everything about this “war” is ridiculous. I assume they want Iran to become unstable and maybe even break apart because that would make it hard for them to project power in the region. That is the goal. But it can’t be said because 1.) they haven’t thought through the probable consequences of such an outcome and 2.) deliberately creating this much human misery with no plausible good outcome is just obviously unconscionable so it’s not even sayable.

― treeship., Friday, 6 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

They haven't cared to say or justify much as there is no pressure from Democrats and no protests from the morally weak American public.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 08:18 (two weeks ago)

Hezbollah just confirmed that the 4 Israeli helicopters that entered east Lebanon for a ground operation came from Syria. They were ambushed by Hezbollah and forced to retreat covered with more than 40 Israeli airstrikes. This is why they wanted a demilitarized subjugated Syria

— Hadi (@HadiNasrallah) March 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 10:45 (two weeks ago)

NY Times is seemingly only highlighting the school attack (& maybe the sub attack on unarmed boat) as the only instances of uh what they consider bad stuff .

Dropsite News though says-

As the war nears a week, the U.S. and Israel continue to rain missiles and bombs on cities and villages across Iran, inflicting massive destruction not only to government buildings, military infrastructure, air defense capacity and missile systems, but also directly striking civilian buildings, including schools, hospitals and parks.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 March 2026 15:31 (two weeks ago)

Honestly I believe more and more that what Israel and the US want is for everywhere to become Gaza— they want to demolish a world to make way for a colonialist redevelopment of ruins without being bothered by pesky things like human dignity. Fuck both countries entirely, and fuck anyone who supports this shit.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 March 2026 15:58 (two weeks ago)

Yeah I've had that thought re Gaza too — both literally and metaphorically, wiping out the structures of the post-WWII international order (very much including concern for "human rights," which of course has always been more rhetoric than real, but is at least an important idea). The other literal/metaphorical goal that strikes me is the mass imposition of what a geographer friend of mine calls the "geography of poverty" — visible in the commercial corridor adjacent to my neighborhood, which is dominated by pawn shops, check advance outlets (one open 24 hours a day), and "rent-to-own" stores. Poor people in America already inhabit a world where everything is incredibly expensive (not just relative to their resources, but in absolute terms relative to what more affluent people pay for the same things) and they have little opportunity to ever "own" anything, everything is available only via various forms of rent. So yeah, a global colonial order governed by a permanent, free-floating rentier class — who would probably not really be "citizens" of anywhere in particular, but would have legal domiciles wherever the taxes were lowest/nonexistent.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 7 March 2026 16:09 (two weeks ago)

I mean they are openly fantasizing about developing Gaza as a resort—genocide as urban renewal.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 March 2026 16:32 (two weeks ago)

Look at my democrats dawg. We’re going to have Gazas everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ793gSIkuw

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Saturday, 7 March 2026 17:00 (two weeks ago)

Chuck Schumer otm re nuclear Israel

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 March 2026 17:45 (two weeks ago)

genuine freudian slip

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 March 2026 20:19 (two weeks ago)

Hey well the good news is the Dow Jones U.S. Aerospace & Defense Index is up 62% since March 2025, outpacing the market 5X, and Congress will just keep pumping $100s of billions into the death industry forever so at least a few dozen people are getting extremely rich

Adam Johnson being sarcastic on x after reading someone on x summarizing paywalled Bloomsberg article "Iran Hits Key US Radar, Deepening Gulf Missile Defense Woes" by noting $20-50,000 to blow up $300 million

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 March 2026 20:51 (two weeks ago)

On Friday top defense contractors including Lockheed Martin Corp. and RTX Corp. met at the White House "as the Pentagon pushes to speed weapons production for an escalating war on Iran." says Bloomberg article

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 March 2026 20:59 (two weeks ago)

gotta say I'm not a fan of how every Democrat in Congress is posting a bunch about gas prices right now. you don't really need to remind people that gas prices spiked, voters are very very aware of what the gas prices are, and to focus so much on "Trump's war is hurting you at the pump!" ignores the hundreds of better reasons why this is terrible (for instance the fact that we're blowing up schools and hospitals with kids in them) and creates the impression that Dems would be fine with this if it didn't hurt us economically. and yes I know they probably mostly *are* fine with this but their voters sure aren't.

frogbs, Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:00 (two weeks ago)

Most voters, Dems and GOP, care about gas prices more than blowing up schools, sorry to say.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:11 (two weeks ago)

Also, Dems are afraid to condemn "the troops"/military /pentagon for attacks hitting hospitals, and the corporate US media waits a week or more to confirm with multiple sources that such attacks have even happened. The corp Dem polling folks have convinced them that only mentioning prices works to win over the masses. Fox and right wing world are simply told that the attacks are precise and targeted and only evil people are hit, and they think that bystanders deserve to get hit because the Ayatollah in 1979 held Americans hostage and people screamed death to the USA.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:15 (two weeks ago)

Not directed at anyone here but I still hate the phrase “…at the pump,” even though it invokes piggies at the trough, which is apt at all times.

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:17 (two weeks ago)

lol Marco Rubio is a shit stain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVwxmkS7oh0

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:19 (two weeks ago)

The U.S. committed a blatant and desperate crime by attacking a freshwater desalination plant on Qeshm Island. Water supply in 30 villages has been impacted.

Attacking Iran's infrastructure is a dangerous move with grave consequences. The U.S. set this precedent, not Iran.

— Seyed Abbas Araghchi (@araghchi) March 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 March 2026 21:29 (two weeks ago)

Pedo president says it was Iran that precision bombed thier own elementary school and offers zero proof

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 7 March 2026 23:16 (two weeks ago)

Some pretty horrific apocalyptic bombing footage in Iran appearing online. I won’t post here.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Sunday, 8 March 2026 00:38 (two weeks ago)

Iraqi parliament broke into chants of “Death to America” and to support Iran in tonight’s session. pic.twitter.com/xIMtNa6EYJ

— Steven Nabil (@thestevennabil) March 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 March 2026 06:34 (two weeks ago)

German journalist explains Israeli rules did not allow her to film or report Iranian missile impacts on military and strategic locations.
She was only allowed to show impacts on civilian areas.
This gives the impression that Iran is only hitting civilians.pic.twitter.com/ENc8gYQqku

— Ragged Trousered Philanderer (@RaggedTP) March 6, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 March 2026 06:58 (two weeks ago)

It has been reported to me that several American soldiers have been taken prisoner. But the Americans claim that they have been killed in action. Despite their futile efforts, the truth is not something they can hide for too long.

— Ali Larijani | علی لاریجانی (@alilarijani_ir) March 7, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 March 2026 07:06 (two weeks ago)

Absolutely horrific effects of the refinery bombing in Tehran. The war crimes are stacking up.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:12 (two weeks ago)

The war crimes are stacking up.

After a nation openly commits a certain number of war crimes there is no reason not to continue or even accelerate committing them.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:22 (two weeks ago)

Is "hands off Iran" a slogan in the wider world beyond the title of this thread? I was walking in the park today and one of the guys selling the communist newspaper who are always there on Sundays said "free Palestine, hands off Iran" as part of his sales pitch to people passing by.

I didn't stay to find out if his next comment was fuck washing a hat.

xpost

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:22 (two weeks ago)

"Hands off (country x)" is a common anti-imperialist rallying cry.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:34 (two weeks ago)

Ah right, I didn't know that.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 March 2026 18:35 (two weeks ago)

The IDF also warned that it would "pursue every successor and every person who seeks to appoint a successor" to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, who was killed last Saturday on the first day of the war. Earlier on Sunday, a member of Iran's Assembly of Experts, the body responsible for selecting the supreme leader, said that a majority consensus has been reached.

From Haaretz

curmudgeon, Sunday, 8 March 2026 20:57 (two weeks ago)

the genghis khan philosophy

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:16 (two weeks ago)

they should choose Bibi

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:20 (two weeks ago)

Israel to Iranian government: "Drop dead."

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:21 (two weeks ago)

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 1m
BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, the second son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been named as Iran’s new Supreme Leader, state media report.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:22 (two weeks ago)

so much for "regime change"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:24 (two weeks ago)

Lord

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:40 (two weeks ago)

airstrikes have never successfully changed a refund iirc

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:47 (two weeks ago)

has been an influential figure in the shadows of power, coordinating military and intelligence operations at his father’s office. He is known to have very close ties to the powerful Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps and was considered their favored candidate...He seldom speaks or appears in public. And now he will take the helm not just as Iran’s new religious and political authority, but also as the commander in chief of its armed forces.

From NY Times article on new Iran Supreme Leader

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/world/middleeast/mojtaba-khamenei-iran-leader.html

curmudgeon, Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:54 (two weeks ago)

Yea I leveled a Sears once and they only gave me store credit

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:54 (two weeks ago)

airstrikes have never successfully changed a refund iirc

― maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, March 8, 2026 9:47 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I get that filing an amended return is a hassle, but this seems like overkill tbh

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 8 March 2026 21:56 (two weeks ago)

regime. swipe typing always has the last word

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 8 March 2026 22:05 (two weeks ago)

Ah, perfection:

U.S. CRUDE FUTURES EXTEND GAINS, SURGING MORE THAN 18% TO $107.29 PER BARREL.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 March 2026 22:18 (two weeks ago)

well, maybe the monarchists will be happy if only on principle

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 March 2026 22:24 (two weeks ago)

xp belatedly realizing somebody made a better version of my stupid joke before me, my bad

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 9 March 2026 01:41 (two weeks ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/fintwitter.bsky.social/post/3mgls7xvpkl2n

WTI CRUDE SURGES 30% INTRADAY, NOW AT $118.86/BBL

so prices are gonna skyrocket out of control because our president bombed an elementary school to divert attention from the fact that he's a pedophile. theres your message Democrats

frogbs, Monday, 9 March 2026 02:57 (two weeks ago)

Will be a great message when the Dems rubber stamp billions more for this insanity.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 9 March 2026 03:01 (two weeks ago)

U.S. military blaming Israel for the fuel depot strikes, in a “they did more than we expected” way, Israel spouting propaganda about the necessity of cutting off supply lines, when everyone knows they’re terrorizing the population. It’s the Gaza playbook, and what are the odds the U.S. really had any objections until suddenly it looked bad in photos?

https://www.axios.com/2026/03/08/us-dismayed-israel-iran-fuel-strikes

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 9 March 2026 04:20 (two weeks ago)

An Israeli official said the U.S. message to Israel was "WTF".

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 9 March 2026 04:42 (two weeks ago)

yeah that's total horseshit. Ravid published a billion "Biden increasingly frustrated with Israel" articles throughout the administration's unwavering support for the genocide. He's happy to play along with disseminating spin and propaganda and should be ignored. There is zero chance that anything will happen wrt Israel "going too far". Now, the stock market crashing, that's a different story

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 12:29 (two weeks ago)

Yeah it’s mostly just telling in the sense that they know it’s bad and they’re trying to distance themselves. Which having a murderous bombing partner is very handy for. “They’re crazy! Whatcha gonna do?”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 9 March 2026 12:51 (two weeks ago)

True, though I'd guess the "looks bad" is more about the optics of lighting sweet precious oil on fire than the extremely dire consequences for Iranians experiencing black rain

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 12:56 (two weeks ago)

I also just watched some clips of Hegseth and Lindsey Graham on the the weekend shows, and this Axios crap is just obviously meant to give centrists the flimsiest of fig leaves to back the war, while those two psychos bellow about mass murder and how much money the US will make once it owns both Venezuela's and Iran's oil reserves fully on the record

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 12:58 (two weeks ago)

https://newrepublic.com/post/207429/us-attack-iran-naval-ship

The U.S. Navy’s attack on an Iranian frigate, the IRIS Dena, on Wednesday was the first time an American submarine has sunk an enemy ship since World War II. But the Dena may not have been armed because it was returning from an international exercise in the Indian Ocean, and the U.S. Navy likely knew it because it was taking part in the same exercise.

Both the United States and Iran were taking part in the MILAN 2026 exercise, organized by the Indian Navy, on February 15–26, with the U.S. sending a maritime patrol aircraft and Iran sending the Dena. Iranian sailors from the ship paraded on land before India’s president.

The exercise in question required ships not to carry any ammunition. Normally, the Dena carries various missiles and guns, including anti-ship missiles. Because the U.S. also took part, it would have been aware that the Dena was unarmed. Former Indian Foreign Minister Kanwal Sibal accused the attack of being “premeditated as the US was aware of the Iranian ship’s presence in the exercise.”

Just one example of why I don't buy that story. The US is happy to double-tap strike an elementary school and torpedo an unarmed ship, but Israel did more than they expected?

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 13:33 (two weeks ago)

Well we haven’t admitted we hit the elementary school yet, even though obviously we did. We’ll just keep denying we did anything that gets bad headlines.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 9 March 2026 13:54 (two weeks ago)

fair point! I guess they only want to see the inspiring version of death and destruction from the sky all day long

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:13 (two weeks ago)

why brag about how we do
war crimes now when we can’t brag about them?

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:16 (two weeks ago)

Meanwhile: https://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-to-times-of-israel-itll-be-a-mutual-decision-with-netanyahu-regarding-when-iran-war-ends/

US President Donald Trump told The Times of Israel on Sunday that a decision on when to end the war with Iran will be a “mutual” one that he’ll make together with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:32 (two weeks ago)

An Israeli military official said the strikes were intended in part to tell Iran to stop targeting Israeli civilian infrastructure.

Jjsjdjrktkrleeie WHAT

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:33 (two weeks ago)

Fuck these people, so tired of warmongering cro-magnons bullying everyone around as if they have any right to speak on anyone's behalf, to use our money to fight their stupid games in which everyone dies but them, fuck them into the fucking sun. I'm so TIRED of this shit!!!!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 14:40 (two weeks ago)

The U.S. spent 20 years and trillions of dollars replacing the Taliban with the Taliban. Trump replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei in just 9 days. The most efficient U.S. president ever.

— Ali Alizadeh (@ali7adeh) March 9, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 March 2026 14:44 (two weeks ago)

good one

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:47 (two weeks ago)

This is hurting the credibility of the Trump administration.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:51 (two weeks ago)

I might stop trusting my government soon

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:52 (two weeks ago)

Ukraine helping US and other nations out with anti-drone tech,

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/world/middleeast/ukraine-shahed-drone-middle-east.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

curmudgeon, Monday, 9 March 2026 15:39 (two weeks ago)

In my despair, I lately sometimes wonder if stupid motherfuckers like our current admin really are more dangerous than smart motherfuckers. I think probably yes, but I don't think Bibi is stupid (although maybe arrogant to the point of hubris), and I also remind myself of all the past quagmires the smart motherfuckers got us into.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 March 2026 16:25 (two weeks ago)

Both are equally ghoulish, but a Kissinger or a Brzezinski at least had some competence to game out the most obvious risks and likely consequences of a military action.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 March 2026 16:26 (two weeks ago)

It’s the difference between an aggressive driver and a drunk driver.

Cow_Art, Monday, 9 March 2026 16:35 (two weeks ago)

An aggressive driver who has decent reflexes, but therefore convinces himself "my reflexes are lighting sharp, so it's fine if I drive this way, there's no way I could crash." Like the smart ones are also good at coming up with more elaborate ways to convince themselves to do the wrong thing.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 March 2026 16:40 (two weeks ago)

i’m sure the guy yesterday who drove around me because I stopped for a pedestrian in a crosswalk thought he was a good driver

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 March 2026 16:51 (two weeks ago)

One of the few things of my father that remains with me is a letter he sent in late 1987, while I was crossing borders—one after another, illegally—trying to outrun the Iran-Iraq War. It is hardly a letter; more a brief warning. The last two sentences read:

Life, in general, is about defeat. Learn to face your defeats with an open face.

https://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/71/khosravi.php

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 March 2026 18:25 (two weeks ago)

I didn't realize that new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei lost not only his father in the airstrike, but his mother, wife and a son

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:09 (two weeks ago)

i’m sure all that will make him a very reasonable person to deal with

is it just me or is it fucking insane that the US and Israel are just openly promising to assassinate every leader iran proposes, even hypothetical ones that don’t exist yet?? i feel like i’m going crazy??

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:11 (two weeks ago)

yeah, they asked Trump who he thinks would be a good candidate to run Iran and he said they're all dead already

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:15 (two weeks ago)

xp I have felt mildly delusional since Maduro tbh. Also the murder count for Trump's war on boats is up to 157 now. And we bombed Ecuador last week and I didn't even hear about it for days. And etc.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:16 (two weeks ago)

the ecuador thing was in conjunction with their gov't, but still more war nonetheless... from the 'Peace President'

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:17 (two weeks ago)

i’m sure all that will make him a very reasonable person to deal with

is it just me or is it fucking insane that the US and Israel are just openly promising to assassinate every leader iran proposes, even hypothetical ones that don’t exist yet?? i feel like i’m going crazy??

― Tracer Hand, Monday, March 9, 2026 2:11 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah, they asked Trump who he thinks would be a good candidate to run Iran and he said they're all dead already

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, March 9, 2026 2:15 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah when he said that I really did feel like I was going insane. "Pretty soon we're not going to know anybody."

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:19 (two weeks ago)

I didn't realize that new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei lost not only his father in the airstrike, but his mother, wife and a son

these geniuses probably don't even take a second to think about things like this when they are playing roulette with deposing/assassinating foreign leaders. it's just swiping left swiping right to them on their preferred stooges and "partners"

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:28 (two weeks ago)

Killing wives and children counts as a bonus for Israel.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:35 (two weeks ago)

Well, yeah. These kids grow up to be Ayatollahs.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:58 (two weeks ago)

tbf, killing the children when you assassinate the ruler is an ages old middle eastern custom. but then instead of killing her, you marry his wife.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 20:31 (two weeks ago)

here's hoping he's got a little Inigo Montoya in him

frogbs, Monday, 9 March 2026 20:45 (two weeks ago)

donald says that within a week Iran was going to attack us lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 9 March 2026 21:10 (two weeks ago)

Well, yeah. These kids grow up to be Ayatollahs.

'mamas, don't let your children grow up to be ayatollahs...'

LocalGarda, Monday, 9 March 2026 21:27 (two weeks ago)

Tooze quoted Keynes the other day in his newsletter. This from 1937.

Those who believe in the efficacy of war are misunderstanding the kind of power we have to influence the future.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:17 (two weeks ago)

It is our duty to prolong peace, hour by hour, day by day, for as long as we can. We do not know what the future will bring, except that it will be quite different from anything we could predict. I have said in another context that it is a disadvantage of “the long run” that in the long run we are all dead. But I could have said equally well that it is a great advantage of “the short run” that in the short run we are still alive. Life and history are made up of short runs. If we are at peace in the short run, that is something. The best we can do is put off disaster, if only in the hope, which is not necessarily a remote one, that something will turn up. While there is peace, there is peace.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:18 (two weeks ago)

Of course those who have been dispossessed, or suffer from an ongoing, all-encompassing hum of repression and surveillance might take issue with "peace" as the obvious good that Keynes describes it as

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:20 (two weeks ago)

the obvious good in peace he is citing is the absence of the obvious evil of war. one reason the USA has been so addicted to the evil of war is that for the great majority of our citizens, the wars we engage in are located far from our homes.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 22:38 (two weeks ago)

thx

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:56 (two weeks ago)

this makes me wonder if there already are

Pete Hegseth says ‘there will be more casualties’ in US war with Iran

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 00:02 (two weeks ago)

Trump said the same thing a few days ago... just guys trying to sound tough.

Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 00:22 (two weeks ago)

OK, I'll try it another direction.

dispossessed, or suffer from an ongoing, all-encompassing hum of repression and surveillance might take issue with "peace" as the obvious good

all that is bad, but no matter what half-assed, shitty simulacrum of peace you live in, being where the bombs, shells and bullets are flying is worse.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 00:43 (two weeks ago)

Xpost They're following a similar playbook to the Bush admin post-9/11 around the time of the Afghanistan war.

Trump and Hegseth don't have a recent major terror attack from someone with a foreign sounding name to scare racist citizens with, not to mention the stink of Iraq has earned just about every foreign skirmish a much larger degree of skepticism than wars got in the 80s/90s.

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:07 (two weeks ago)

Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why?

Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it. I think it's something that I was told is under investigation. But tomahawks are are used by others. As you know, numerous other nations have tomahawks. They buy them

Neither Iran nor Israel have tomahawk missiles according to military experts and Trump is just lying and making stuff up in this press conference he had tonight Monday

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:19 (two weeks ago)

Reporter: You promised the Iranian people you would help them.

Trump: Will I help them? I'd like to, if they can behave, but they've been very menacing

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:27 (two weeks ago)

Trump- ...I said why didn't we just capture the ship? We could have used it. I said Why sink them? He said it's more fun to sink them. They like sinking them better.

amoral sick pups

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:38 (two weeks ago)

Like so much of what Trump says this conversation was all make-believe.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 03:11 (two weeks ago)

the obvious good in peace he is citing is the absence of the obvious evil of war. one reason the USA has been so addicted to the evil of war is that for the great majority of our citizens, the wars we engage in are located far from our homes.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

You should insert some of these insights in your begging emails to your local Democrats. Really bore them to death like you are doing here.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 06:46 (two weeks ago)

aimless trust me i get keynes’ point, that’s why i posted it

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 07:13 (two weeks ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgpdfnfdzy23

The schools have missiles, they had it coming

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 12:55 (two weeks ago)

i get keynes’ point, that’s why i posted it

you also took issue with it. my point is that your correction or objection, such as it was, was had no real grounds. peace is an obvious good to such a degree that you were just quibbling.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 16:42 (two weeks ago)

aimless have you ever heard of patrick henry?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:04 (two weeks ago)

Neil Patrick Henry is legen

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:08 (two weeks ago)

No justice, Just Peace

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:10 (two weeks ago)

Dary

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:12 (two weeks ago)

The Israeli military illegally used white phosphorus munitions over homes in the southern Lebanese town Yohmor on March 3, posing a threat to civilians, Human Rights Watch said in a report on Monday.

“The incendiary effects of white phosphorus can cause death or cruel injuries that result in lifelong suffering,” Ramzi Kaiss, Lebanon researcher at Human Rights Watch, said in the statement.

The rights group said it had verified eight images showing white phosphorus used over a residential part of Yohmor, and civil defense workers responding to fires in the area.

Reuters could not independently verify the group’s findings.

The Israeli military told Reuters it was unaware and could not confirm the use of shells that contain white phosphorus in Lebanon. It added that it had not reviewed the same videos as HRW and could not comment on the claims.

Lebanese authorities have not commented.

The Israeli military told residents of Yohmor and 50 other villages and towns to evacuate in a statement early on March 3.

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:14 (two weeks ago)

I predict the Houthis will enter soon in some fashion.. probably by harassing Red Sea shipping

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:15 (two weeks ago)

One of JM Keynes' first jobs was in the Military Department of the India Office.

Aimless, do you consider Haiti to have been at peace prior to the succession of revolutions that ended French rule? I'm curious how you define "war" if you found Tracer's point to be so groundless

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:18 (two weeks ago)

as usual aimless likes a rule he can hammer senselessly into the ground but i suppose my point about keynes’ “rule,” which looks good to us from the POV of critiquing the invasion of iran, is that it looks quite different from the POV of the dispossessed, for whom a pax americana or other type of peace imposed by a hegemon is just another word for a stable-ish system of exploitation and bondage

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:46 (two weeks ago)

I presume the patrick henry reference was in regard to the famouos speech in which he asks "is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?". rob's citation of haiti runs along similar lines.

to which point I would ask is it really a serious position to equate the levels of repression and surveillance in our current society to the very literal chains and slavery that patrick henry knew very well was a false comparison because he was a slave owner himself. in my mind this this is just hyperbole in the service of promoting war. the revolutionary forces very nearly lost the war henry promoted under that pretense. haiti was entirely justified in revolting against enslavement, which in their case was both literal and constituted a state of war against those who were enslaved.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:47 (two weeks ago)

the POV of the dispossessed, for whom a pax americana or other type of peace imposed by a hegemon

*ahem* Iran was not the one who started this war. they were engaged in diplomacy to maintain peace. they understood keynes's point quite well.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:51 (two weeks ago)

Ok sorry, considering Keynes was talking about the Spanish Civil War, I did not assume we were only discussing the quote in the context of "our current society," by which I'm not sure if you're referring to the US specifically or any political situation in the world.

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:56 (two weeks ago)

let’s just drop it sheesh

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 17:57 (two weeks ago)

just for the record, Franco started the Spanish Civil War. but yes I'll drop it now.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 18:02 (two weeks ago)

bury that shit

Both President Trump and Hegseth have said more casualties are expected as the war continues. The Pentagon chief last week criticized the media for making the deaths of U.S. service members front-page news.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:43 (two weeks ago)

keep it in the obit pages

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:44 (two weeks ago)

I predict a scandal where they're caught deliberately under reporting casualties

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:47 (two weeks ago)

oh that is almost certainly going to happen if it's not already. didn't Trump just Benghazi thousands of service members who now can't get out of the region?

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:49 (two weeks ago)

if they're going to openly lie about the school strike, then why not just lie about everything

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:51 (two weeks ago)

they already do

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:56 (two weeks ago)

Governments always lie about war, but this governments lies about things as small as workers tossing trash out a White House window.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 19:58 (two weeks ago)

well now

Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) appeared stunned when speaking to reporters after leaving a closed-door congressional briefing on the United States' involvement in the Iran war on Tuesday.

"I emerged from this briefing as dissatisfied and angry frankly as I have from any past briefing in my 15 years in the Senate," he said. "I am left with more questions than answers, especially about the cost of the war. My questions have been unanswered."

A ground deployment in Iran appears to be a strong possibility, Blumenthal continued.

"I am most concerned about the threat to American lives of potentially deploying our sons and daughters on the ground in Iran," he said. "We seem to be on a path toward deploying American troops on the ground in Iran to accomplish and of the potential objectives here.

Blumenthal said Russia and China appear to be assisting Iran. He chastised President Donald Trump's administration for being opaque about the circumstances around the war.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:16 (two weeks ago)

uhh that's where you're wrong, Senator.. Russia says they're NOT helping Iran and we know their word is golden

Russia told Trump it has not shared intelligence with Iran during war, Witkoff says

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:25 (two weeks ago)

I noticed this earlier: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/many-150-us-troops-wounded-so-far-iran-war-sources-say-2026-03-10/

obvious old hat (rob), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:27 (two weeks ago)

🚨 U.S. ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT REMOVES POST ABOUT NAVY ESCORTING OIL TANKER THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) March 10, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:40 (two weeks ago)

So USN is escorting tankers

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:43 (two weeks ago)

apparently not

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:46 (two weeks ago)

they are escorting tweets off of x dot com

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 21:15 (two weeks ago)

seems like a failed feint to stabilize oil prices

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 21:22 (two weeks ago)

I'm thinking back to how many posts on ilx across the decades included the words "we are so fucked". I have nothing to add except, yes, that is correct.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 21:44 (two weeks ago)

i want us to eat so much shit here with this war. although I said that about Iraq, and we learned our lesson

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 22:40 (two weeks ago)

the country that loves eating shit

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:46 (two weeks ago)

eating shit is good, actually

dream mummy (map), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:50 (two weeks ago)

probiotic

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:51 (two weeks ago)

copraphagiocracy

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:51 (two weeks ago)

i want us to eat so much shit here with this war

I get this, but I fear for the fate of national guardsmen etc. that don't necessarily have Kegsbreath's 'warrior ethos' and would rather be back home with their families
I wish we could just send in the Proud Boys for ground combat, or ICE agents

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 23:58 (two weeks ago)

i want us to eat so much shit here with this war. although I said that about Iraq, and we learned our lesson

Did we though. Basically every 10-20 years we have so many bombs and enough greedy fucks at the trough that a war looks appealing and necessary (for whatever reason is available). Obvious answer is to have no bombs or greedy fucks at the trough. #goals

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:09 (two weeks ago)

the times reported today that the iran war as 41% support. it seems impossible it would be that high. what is there to support?

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:12 (two weeks ago)

that's actually the lowest support for any war in US history (at the start of it)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:14 (two weeks ago)

see Greg Sargent analysis here:
https://bsky.app/profile/gregsargent.bsky.social/post/3mgp7zgyjks2u

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:15 (two weeks ago)

I’m not a big gif person, but that Nathan Fillion at a loss for words one is running through my mind with every new development in this shitshow. The level of sheer idiocy, the folly of it all is entirely off the charts. Heaven help us all, and I mean that completely without any irony tucked away in that partic sentiment

dell (del), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:22 (two weeks ago)

_i want us to eat so much shit here with this war. although I said that about Iraq, and we learned our lesson_

Did we though. Basically every 10-20 years we have so many bombs and enough greedy fucks at the trough that a war looks appealing and necessary (for whatever reason is available). Obvious answer is to have no bombs or greedy fucks at the trough. #goals

i was being ironic…

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:23 (two weeks ago)

it seems impossible it would be that high

Republicans poll at something like 80 or 90% approval for anything Trump does, skewing the results.

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:45 (two weeks ago)

fear for the fate of national guardsmen etc. that don't necessarily have Kegsbreath's 'warrior ethos'

Everyone who signed up for shifts at the post-2002 war crimes factory knew what they were signing up for.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:48 (two weeks ago)

i was being ironic…

The thing is we did actually learn the lesson, to the extent that it even helped get Trump elected the first time as a reaction against it. And yet.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 00:55 (two weeks ago)

According to Hegseth the lesson is that we killed too few civilians

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 01:14 (two weeks ago)

Chris Murphy on bsky:

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

2/ Maybe the lead is that the war goals DO NOT involve destroying Iran's nuclear weapons program. This is, uh...surprising...since Trump says over and over this is a key goal.

But then of course we already know air strikes can't wipe out their nuclear material.

3/ Second, they confirmed "regime change" is also NOT on the list. So, they are going to spend hundreds of billions of your taxpayer dollars, get a whole bunch of Americans killed, and a hardline regime - probably a MORE anti-American hardline regime - will still be in charge.

4/ Ok, so what ARE the goals? It seems, primarily, destroying lots of missiles and boats and drone factories.

But the question that stumped them: what happens when you stop bombing and they restart production?

They hinted at more bombing. Which is, of course, endless war.

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.

Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 01:32 (two weeks ago)

We use all of our missiles to destroy all of their missiles, and then we have to buy a whole lot more missiles, and the defense industry makes bank. They rebuild just in time for us to use a bunch of our missiles again. It's the circle of life of the military-industrial complex. ("life" obviously not the right word here)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 01:39 (two weeks ago)

imagining the analyst who briefed the war geniuses about the near certainty that iran would close the strait of hormuz thereby screwing the world economy at home watching tv like hey will you look at that, assuming that they bothered to talk to any analysts

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 01:44 (two weeks ago)

that's actually the lowest support for any war in US history (at the start of it)

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, March 10, 2026 8:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is true but it is also unfamothably high

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:09 (two weeks ago)

there was a poll that had it at 20%

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:13 (two weeks ago)

That's specifically for sending troops in, assuming this is where that number comes from:

Seventy-four percent of voters oppose sending U.S. ground troops into Iran, while 20 percent support it.
https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3952

visiting, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:30 (two weeks ago)

imagining the analyst who briefed the war geniuses about the near certainty that iran would close the strait of hormuz thereby screwing the world economy at home watching tv like hey will you look at that, assuming that they bothered to talk to any analysts

have a feeling that they’re going to use this as even more of a reason to essentially drill for oil in every single corner of the US, and many people will
applaud this approach because they are fucking morons

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:30 (two weeks ago)

That's specifically for sending troops in, assuming this is where that number comes from:

Seventy-four percent of voters oppose sending U.S. ground troops into Iran, while 20 percent support it.
https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3952
― visiting, Tuesday, March 10, 2026 10:30 PM (thirty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

no there was one that was just support for the war at iirc 22%

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:31 (two weeks ago)

I am not really buying the 41% number at all, Trump's approval is at like 37% right now, personally I cannot think of a single person including my MAGA family and neighbors who actually wanted this, again this was exactly why they were all saying we couldn't elect Kamala because she'd do excactly this

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:38 (two weeks ago)

The (very online, generally noxious) College Republicans at the University of Tennessee are not on board with the war. I do not gotta give it to these bros, but "It's not Reagan's America anymore unc time to pack it up" did crack me up. The kids ain't havin' it.

https://i.ibb.co/fmkgZnX/Screenshot-2026-03-10-at-10-46-37-PM.png

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 02:57 (two weeks ago)

(the sad thing is this mostly means they're the Tucker-Fuentes crowd, I suppose. Young MAGA are all paleos.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 03:03 (two weeks ago)

of the MAGA base this might be popular amongst the truly brainwashed who are still convinced Trump knows best about everything but I really don't think the podcast/X-addicted crowd who put him in office wanted this at all. they might say they do for a survey but in reality nobody's buying this. they're not even offering a consistent reason for it. there's no plan. oh and it's happening right as the DOJ finally releases the evidence that Trump probably raped multiple children, a fact which people seem to be taking notice of.

it prob won't hurt him much in the short term because his base is detached from reality and aren't used to any news cycle lasting more than a week but if it's true that this is going to lead to boots on the ground and a major economic shock it's prob gonna be the one thing he can't bullshit his way out of nor be protected from. especially since it becomes more about Hegseth at this point who is slimy and completely unlikeable and is probably going to fuck something up in a major way which directly leads to casulties.

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 03:32 (two weeks ago)

I mean the absolutely most charitable take on Minab is that it was a major fuck up, and that was day 1

encino morricone (majorairbro), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 04:47 (two weeks ago)

"A pro-Iranian march that was planned to take place in London this Sunday has been banned" #GMB pic.twitter.com/Pk4C6kxy29

— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) March 11, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 08:53 (two weeks ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/10/iranian-regime-is-not-weakening-in-face-of-us-israel-onslaught-but-becoming-more-defiant

The defiance is remarkable for a regime that at the start of the war 11 days ago was seeking little more than its own survival.

While thousands have been killed the above is a hilarious line. Been clear from the beginning that there was always a contingency plan should the supreme leader be assaasinated; that Iran had a plan to attack the Gulf and use the world's depedance on oil as a bargain for a proper deal not a fake Trump deal

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:03 (two weeks ago)

Very unsporting of them to be defiant

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:34 (two weeks ago)

What is it with these Iranians? They get showered by chemicals and acid rain and they're not grateful for it, shame!

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:41 (two weeks ago)

Seems almost like a subtle sanewashing of the war, this idea that it was reasonable to expect that Iran would be immediately cowed into submission, and in fact that “many” expected that. The reality is that, before this started, it was abundantly clear that a regime change operation in Iran would be incredibly difficult, deadly, and costly. Like obviously.

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:53 (two weeks ago)

Not to mention an illegal war of aggression. That too.

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:53 (two weeks ago)

The war is about protecting Israel.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:55 (two weeks ago)

Nothing to do with the US or US interests.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 10:56 (two weeks ago)

I am reading a lot about the desalination plants in the gulf states and how vulnerable they are. With a few strikes from Iran, major population centers could lose 90% of their drinking water.

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 11:43 (two weeks ago)

Clearly this would have been gamed out before by somebody. What did MBS think about this invasion given this vulnerability?

treeship., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 11:44 (two weeks ago)

like I said before I think American neocons and Lindsay Graham types were fooled by how easy it was to reduce Libya, Syria and Iraq to chaos and expected the same for Iran. Those were personality based to dictatorships that probably had a very shallow state apparatus and probably no succession planning.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 12:05 (two weeks ago)

xp MBS denies he urged the war. Reports were he was secretly encouraging it.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 12:06 (two weeks ago)

he loved it and thought it was a nice idea

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 12:14 (two weeks ago)

and like, Iran has heen preparing for war for decades, they were hardly caught with their pants down

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 13:28 (two weeks ago)

MBS denies he urged the war.

He would have to deny it. His population is probably not all that supportive of an Israeli-American attack.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:16 (two weeks ago)

most countries decided government by failson was a bad idea a while ago

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:18 (two weeks ago)

DUBAI, March 11 (Reuters) - Three more vessels have been hit ​by unknown projectiles in the Strait of Hormuz, maritime security and risk firms said on Wednesday, bringing the number of ships ‌struck in the region since the Iran conflict began to at least 14.
Shipping along the narrow strait, opens new tab has come to a near standstill since the United States and Israel began strikes on Iran on February 28, preventing exports of around a fifth of the world’s oil supply and sending global oil prices surging to highs not seen since 2022

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:21 (two weeks ago)

tee hee

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:22 (two weeks ago)

Probably just some Orcs throwing boulders.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:26 (two weeks ago)

why dont these countries have oil pipelines?? oh wait haha right

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:27 (two weeks ago)

most countries decided government by failson was a bad idea a while ago

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 10:18 AM (nine minutes ago)

it's been a whole year in Canada

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:34 (two weeks ago)

heh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:35 (two weeks ago)

Looks like the U.S. is reluctantly admitting to the school strike

According to the officials briefed on the preliminary investigation whom the Times spoke with, officers at US Central Command (Centcom) created target coordinates for the strike “using outdated data provided by the Defense Intelligence Agency”.

The officials emphasized that “there are important unanswered questions about why the outdated information had not been double checked”.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:22 (two weeks ago)

it's always a good strategy to start by vigorously denying responsibility because first reports are what stick in people's memories and by the time you issue your low key retraction it will commonly make either a weaker impression or no impression in people's memories

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:42 (two weeks ago)

the line I heard was they're using AI to recommend places to strike and the data AI was using was outdated. apparently there was a legitimate military target there....ten years ago

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:45 (two weeks ago)

put Claude in the Hague

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:47 (two weeks ago)

Historic satellite imagery shows that while the school’s building was once part of the wider IRGC complex, it has been walled off from the barracks for at least nine years.
[...] the bomb that hit the school was one of a series of strikes that also targeted the IRGC complex next to it.
(The Guardian)

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:49 (two weeks ago)

can't prosecute anyone for war crimes when the decisions are not being made by humans

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:01 (two weeks ago)

apparently the investigation is still ongoing, but if it comes out that they indeed used AI for targeting... that seems like a really big fucking deal

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:11 (two weeks ago)

Totally buying 40% US public approval for the war, given I've heard of no mass protests.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:34 (two weeks ago)

IEA has released 400m barrels of strategic oil reserves - this is about 4 days of global oil consumption

It's also about a third of the IEA total

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:38 (two weeks ago)

Also about a third of all global fertiliser inputs passes through the Straits - just in time for the growing season

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:40 (two weeks ago)

i'm just watching Al-Jazeera and liveblogging it lol I'll stop now

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:42 (two weeks ago)

Totally buying 40% US public approval for the war, given I've heard of no mass protests.

they did kinda spring this one on us and we are still under assault from ICE here at home

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:43 (two weeks ago)

there were mass protests against donald trump when he had a 40 percent approval rating. also fuck off

ivy., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 18:59 (two weeks ago)

I think there's another 'No Kings' rally later this month

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:04 (two weeks ago)

yes, on the 28th

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:07 (two weeks ago)

30% approval rating + a bunch of Democrat imperialists. Don't be rude xxp.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:08 (two weeks ago)

chief america-knower xyzzzz on the motherfuckin case

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:09 (two weeks ago)

That's right

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:10 (two weeks ago)

I think there's another 'No Kings' rally later this month

Saturday, March 28th

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:11 (two weeks ago)

There have been protests against this war (funnily enough the two stories I just found about them were in the BBC and the Guardian). I don't know if they qualify as "mass" or not, certainly they didn't involve over 60% of the population

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:14 (two weeks ago)

Xpost there have been protests in NYC, Washington D.C., Atlanta. and other major cities since hours after the East Coast woke up and turned on the news two Saturdays ago.

But sure let's do "why aren't Americans in the street" again. If I haven't seen it, it's new to me

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:17 (two weeks ago)

^^

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:18 (two weeks ago)

searching for poll data and the numbers are all over the place anyway, I wouldn't take any poll as telling you any facts (an opinion I hold generally)

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:24 (two weeks ago)

whatever who cares about facts when you can exclusively engage in vibes-based politics posting

ivy., Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:26 (two weeks ago)

why aren’t brits on the street calling Starmer a cunt

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:33 (two weeks ago)

too busy kicking balls iirc

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:34 (two weeks ago)

p sure I read it's illegal to do either of those things now

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:35 (two weeks ago)

didn't balls leave ilx

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:35 (two weeks ago)

ftr there have been protests in the UK too and all over the world: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protests_against_the_2026_Iran_war

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:39 (two weeks ago)

Those are probably people mad about soccer

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:43 (two weeks ago)

I’m not clear as to where pro-Pahlavi Iranian-Canadians stand with regard to “Tehran getting bombed”, but there have been several demonstrations in Vancouver and Toronto where the Lion & Sun flag has appeared in abundance alongside USA and Israeli flags

Crappo FX (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:49 (two weeks ago)

why aren’t brits on the street calling Starmer a cunt

some years ago the british created an online system where if you want to call starmer a cunt you can do it at home via a simple text and typing interface. it's quite retrograde and minimal, and usage is increasingly low, among other recurring issues, but the service is there and much like we might all imagine it would be based on our personal experiences.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:59 (two weeks ago)

That time working on digital government was well spent, LocalGarda.

Ed, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:04 (two weeks ago)

You don't need to hang about the streets to hear people calling Starmer a cunt.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:05 (two weeks ago)

xpost, lol, it's a form of revenge

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:06 (two weeks ago)

"many people are saying" xp

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:06 (two weeks ago)

ah, but the reproach stings more when uttered in unison during a mass street protest.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:07 (two weeks ago)

according to John Cleese in parts of Birmingham they publicly broadcast "Starmer is a cunt" five times a day

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:08 (two weeks ago)

Cleese would support that.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:10 (two weeks ago)

Will "Keir Starmer's a wanker" at the darts count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIwwDPPvP-k

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:11 (two weeks ago)

excellent

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:11 (two weeks ago)

Famous British song about sir Keith starmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_CjBiHP1t0

Ed, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:14 (two weeks ago)

even yoshis in on it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:15 (two weeks ago)

In England the streets are darts venues

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:19 (two weeks ago)

geezers need excitement

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:21 (two weeks ago)

gimme a fucking break... hopefully it takes out the Meta HQ

March 11, 12:30 p.m. Gov. Gavin Newsom confirmed federal authorities issued a warning of a potential drone strike in California from an Iranian offshore vessel and said state officials are collaborating with local law enforcement to protect residents.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:08 (two weeks ago)

I'm already 100% in on being a 3/11 false flag truther.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:18 (two weeks ago)

there have been protests in most major cities, xyzzz. given the way mainstream media holds water for our murderous overlords, a fact you certainly know, maybe not acting as if we’re all complacent sheep is in order

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:19 (two weeks ago)

I saw a protest in fucking Kalispell, Montana the weekend that the war started.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:46 (two weeks ago)

Protests are actually being banned in London meanwhile. Tories could never.

So an Iranian vessel...in the Pacific?...riiiight...

nashwan, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 23:49 (two weeks ago)

the Guardian said that 'pro-Iranian' protests were banned... does that just mean anti-war protests?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 March 2026 00:03 (two weeks ago)

shot

there have been protests in most major cities, xyzzz. given the way mainstream media holds water for our murderous overlords, a fact you certainly know, maybe not acting as if we’re all complacent sheep is in order

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, March 11, 2026 4:19 PM (two hours ago)

chaser

I saw a protest in fucking Kalispell, Montana the weekend that the war started.

― wipes chooser (unperson)

I love it when the UK/EU folks break out the old "why aren't there protests" arguments for a country that is like 50x bigger than any of theirs, a country that has a comprehensive news blackout on any such activity

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 01:56 (two weeks ago)

Pentagon tells Congress the first week of the Iran war cost the US $11.3 billion, an AP source says

The FY2025 National Park Service (NPS) budget for a year is $3.337 billion.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 12 March 2026 02:30 (two weeks ago)

Iran War Cost Tracker

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 12 March 2026 02:39 (two weeks ago)

WaPo, CNN, some other sources reporting the school that was bombed and killed over 175 people was actually on a U.S. target list, and may have been mistaken for a military site. Oh well, whoops.

Lee626, Thursday, 12 March 2026 02:56 (two weeks ago)

its at least a little encouraging that's on the news at all, feel like that's the sorta thing the MSM would've covered up

frogbs, Thursday, 12 March 2026 02:57 (two weeks ago)

*feeling the vibes of my fellow US posters* good luck at the hands off Iran protests guys

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 08:25 (two weeks ago)

From Amal Saad on the utterly dire political situation in Lebanon:

The Lebanese government has the blood of the victims of the Ramlet al-Bayda double-tap strike on its hands after Israel carried out a drone attack on displaced people seeking refuge in tents on Beirut’s seafront, setting in motion its threat to Gazify the city.

By proscribing Hizbullah’s military activity and deliberately leaving displaced civilians without shelter or protection, the state has effectively reframed the conflict as an insurgency and facilitated the collective punishment of the resistance’s support base. Alongside Israel, the Lebanese authorities are enacting a population-centric counterinsurgency that targets the social base in order to coerce the resistance into surrendering to Israeli aggression and to divorce it from its supportive environment.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 08:26 (two weeks ago)

How Russia and China are helping Iran.

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/3/12/the-war-of-signals-how-russia-and-china-help-iran-see-the-battlefield

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 14:31 (two weeks ago)

i appreciate how china never really gets involved they do marginal annoying things

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 14:59 (two weeks ago)

btw this is ai

China has done more than shave minutes. It has reshaped the entire kill chain.

unclear if its part of the quote above but it is ai with the exciting writing setting on

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:02 (two weeks ago)

the fact that its unclear if its a quote does point to the author of the article as the ai user

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:03 (two weeks ago)

I recommend this long piece by Elia Ayoub on the Lebanese situation:

https://www.972mag.com/israels-renewed-war-on-lebanon-is-about-more-than-just-hezbollah/

I'd be curious to know what Saad thinks the Lebanese state should have done differently?

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:05 (two weeks ago)

just cruising through like dont mind me

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5dp4ijlqr3r7atbrklmfij3v/bafkreig2budlsdblobklm54wdvdkhtmucw3s3zhs7c3ixqdeb67jmffn74

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:11 (two weeks ago)

🤔

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:19 (two weeks ago)

i wonder if this is when those "registered in (country x) flying the flag of (country y)" variables start to actually mean something

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:20 (two weeks ago)

broad rich is my pornstar name

congragulations (stevie), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:22 (two weeks ago)

broady rich

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:23 (two weeks ago)

wow it all seems kinda abstract then I see that map and realize I spent a few days at a beach resort near Dibba a few years ago

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:29 (two weeks ago)

shenlong is MY pornstar name

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:36 (two weeks ago)

And Dibba is mine

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:41 (two weeks ago)

hoo boy

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-12/uk-says-iran-likely-mining-hormuz-as-khamenei-squeezes-strait

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:48 (two weeks ago)

non-paywall:
https://archive.ph/xh9it

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:52 (two weeks ago)

thx

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:52 (two weeks ago)

look no one could have predicted that al-qaeda would use a plane as a bomb

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 15:59 (two weeks ago)

"Hands off Iran, it's mine(d)!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:00 (two weeks ago)

I recommend this long piece by Elia Ayoub on the Lebanese situation:

https://www.972mag.com/israels-renewed-war-on-lebanon-is-about-more-than-just-hezbollah/

I'd be curious to know what Saad thinks the Lebanese state should have done differently?

― obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Hezbollah’s future is hardly guaranteed. The scale of Israel’s current bombardment could eventually weaken the organization significantly. Yet distrust of Israel remains strong across Lebanon, including among many who oppose Hezbollah politically.

This is why even a hypothetical disarmament would not necessarily resolve the underlying tensions. If Israeli military incursions continue, new forms of resistance will likely emerge. Israel’s 18-year long occupation of southern Lebanon helped birth Hezbollah in the first place, but there is very little indication that Israeli governments have understood that lesson.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:25 (two weeks ago)

Good piece

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:25 (two weeks ago)

Bingo...

Oman’s foreign minister, and the mediator in the US Iran nuclear talks, has claimed the US will not achieve as much through war as it could have achieved in the peace talks.

Badr bin Hamad Al Busaidi was speaking to Omani reporters in Muscat and appears to challenge the premise that the war is about Iran’s nuclear program, arguing it was designed to weaken Iran politically.

In the official account of the meeting it is said “in describing the background of the war, the minister stated that the decision was not fundamentally linked to the Iranian nuclear program”.

He noted that recent negotiations had reached a very advanced stage, including an Iranian pledge not to possess nuclear material capable of producing a bomb, a commitment not to accumulate or store enriched materials and to convert existing stockpiles into irreversible fuel.

He emphasised that the United States could not have obtained greater concessions through war than those achieved through negotiation.

He added that the true objective of the war was to weaken Iran, reshape the region, and advance the normalisation process within a broader context that also included attempts to prevent the establishment of a Palestinian state and to weaken any country or institution that supports or stands with the Palestinian statehood project.

In response to a question about Oman’s position on the ‘peace council’, he stated that Oman would not join the council and would not normalise relations with Israel.

The minister considered the American and Israeli attacks on Iran a new link in a “dangerous chain of violations witnessed in recent years” and said they threatened to undermine the legal framework that had provided protection and stability to the countries of the region for decades.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:33 (two weeks ago)

This whole thing is so obviously about ensuring Israel can do what they like in the entire region for the foreseeable future.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:35 (two weeks ago)

yeah tho its unclear if the trump admin understands that

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:37 (two weeks ago)

Oh I'm sure they do.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:39 (two weeks ago)

I'm not!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 16:58 (two weeks ago)

trump *admin* definitely includes a few people who aren't dumbasses though

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:02 (two weeks ago)

umm, not sure. first term, yes.

treeship., Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:05 (two weeks ago)

do trump and hegseth understand that theyre working on israels project here, they prob think its part of the equation but would be insulted by the idea that its the whole deal

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:08 (two weeks ago)

and i mean maybe its not actually the whole deal lot of people within the usa defense establishment have wanted to bomb iran for a long time so theres that, as to what ends well its unclear

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:09 (two weeks ago)

they think bush lost the war because he was woke and no one respected him. but now these issues have been solved.

treeship., Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:09 (two weeks ago)

dumber than the dumbest babies.

treeship., Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:10 (two weeks ago)

do you really think Rubio or Kushner or Witkoff or Huckabee don't understand what Israel is doing? I'm not saying they have geniuses around (and I'm not talking about the Cabinet necessarily), just people who are aligned with Israeli imperialism and aren't confused about what's going on

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:30 (two weeks ago)

and if you're right and I'm wrong: what do you think would be any different if they did understand?

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:32 (two weeks ago)

they prob understand, but I'm dubious about Trump & Hegseth is all I'm sayin'

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:33 (two weeks ago)

yeah there are prob some people in the admin that get it and some that dont and the president is prob one of the ones that doesnt

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:34 (two weeks ago)

Yeah, I’m not looking to our president to be the guy who actually knows what’s going on overseas, someone who thought Vince McMahon actually died in a car bombing and you can stop hurricanes with nukes.

omar little, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:40 (two weeks ago)

oh I def agree about trump and hagueseth (rip morbs)

it's funny though, the Israeli leadership posts this stuff in english on twitter it's not like a secret lol, you don't have to be smart or shrewd

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:41 (two weeks ago)

i think the US didnt attack iran exclusively at israels behest but because israel has much clearer intent than the US its effectively playing out that way

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:43 (two weeks ago)

do trump and hegseth understand that theyre working on israels project here

you notice that Israel has moved over to demolishing Lebanon while their American lackeys handle the Iran part

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:44 (two weeks ago)

uh no, Israel is still actively bombing Iran

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:45 (two weeks ago)

yeah, I guess they can destroy two nations simultaneously

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:46 (two weeks ago)

they're going for four afaict

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:49 (two weeks ago)

is this just Kash fucking around? so stupid

California leaders said on Wednesday there was no imminent threat to the state from Iran after the FBI sent a warning to local police about a potential plan to strike the west coast, which was based on “unverified information”.

The FBI’s alert caused significant anxiety and confusion in California after it was made public in an ABC News report. State leaders and police officials have since emphasized there was no credible threat from Iran, and FBI and White House officials have also said there was no cause for concern.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 March 2026 21:42 (two weeks ago)

A big part of this is meatheads who’ve thoroughly marinated their brains in a combination of action movies and uncut racism. They are happy to have an excuse to take the military for a spin and blast Others.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 12 March 2026 21:51 (two weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FoPJojBE1w

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 13 March 2026 00:51 (one week ago)

The Pentagon and National Security Council significantly underestimated Iran’s willingness to close the Strait of Hormuz in response to US military strikes while planning the ongoing operation, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

President Donald Trump’s national security team failed to fully account for the potential consequences of what some officials have described as a worst-case scenario now facing the administration, the sources said.

While key officials from the Departments of Energy and Treasury were present for some of the official planning meetings about the operation before it started, sources said, the agency analysis and forecasts that would be integral elements of the decision-making process in past administrations were secondary considerations.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Energy Secretary Chris Wright have been key players throughout the planning and execution stages of the conflict, the sources acknowledged. But Trump’s preference of leaning on a tight circle of close advisers in his national security decision making had the effect of sidelining interagency debate over the potential economic fallout if Iran were to respond to US-Israeli strikes by closing the strait.

And now it may be weeks before the administration’s efforts to alleviate the intensifying economic fallout take hold, officials said Thursday, including high-risk naval escorts of oil tankers through the strait that the Pentagon believes are currently too dangerous to conduct. The president, meanwhile, has continued to downplay the tumult in energy markets.

The reality in the strait has left diplomatic counterparts, former US economic and energy officials and industry executives who spoke with CNN in a state of confusion and disbelief.

“Planning around preventing this exact scenario — impossible as it has long seemed — has been a bedrock principle of US national security policy for decades,” a former US official who served in Republican and Democratic administrations said. “I’m dumbfounded.”

Shipping industry executives have made regular requests to the US Navy for military escorts, all of which have been rebuffed. In regular briefings for industry participants in the region, US military officials have repeatedly made clear they have not received orders to begin any escort operation and the risks to US assets remained extremely high, according to two executives with knowledge of the matter.

Bessent told Sky News’ Wilfred Frost on Thursday that those escorts would begin “as soon as it is militarily possible.”

“That was always in our planning, that there’s a chance that US Navy, or perhaps an international coalition, will be escorting oil tankers through,” he said.

But the path to this point, sources said, appears to mark the complex convergence of geopolitical assumptions, energy market forecasts and cross-cutting strategic priorities.

Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes, according to three sources familiar with the closed-door session.

The reason, multiple sources said, was administration officials believed closing the strait would hurt Iran more than the US — a view that was bolstered by Iran’s empty threats to act in the strait after US strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities last summer.

The White House touted the administration’s planning in a statement on Thursday.

“Through a detailed planning process, the entire administration is and was prepared for any potential action taken by the terrorist Iranian regime,” spokeswoman Anna Kelly said, while touting the US military’s success.

“President Trump has been clear that any disruptions to energy are temporary and will result in a massive benefit to our country and the global economy in the long-term,” she added.

CNN has reached out to the Pentagon for comment.

Multiple current and former US officials told CNN that plans for any military action against Iran would account for the possibility of Iran closing the waterway. The US military has long maintained and updated plans to address Iranian military action in the critical corridor.

But at a moment where global oil and LNG supplies were plentiful, US oil production sat at record highs and Trump officials were basking in a pliant Venezuelan government and the potential for rapid expansion of new production from a former foe, the global scale of the downside risks was not viewed as a major consideration.

Even in weighing the potential for disruption in the strait, the administration has been for more focused on their view of the overwhelmingly positive — if still aspirational — view of how markets would respond to eliminating the threat of Iranian disruptions entirely.

“To win in life, you’ve got to suffer short-term pain for the long-term gain, and that’s what we’re in the middle of doing right now,” Wright said in a Wednesday interview on NewsNation. “I think the American people will be thrilled with a peaceful world on the other side and more secure supplies of energy for decades to come.”

The prospect of Naval escorts
On Thursday, in his first public comments since being elevated, new Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei said the strait would remain closed as a “tool of pressure,” according to a statement read on his behalf on Iranian state TV.

That leaves the US with few options.

Energy executives have conveyed to administration officials they want an early end to the war, according to multiple sources familiar with the discussions. For now, they are wary of putting their assets and people at risk by running tankers through the strait and do not foresee that changing until the kinetic nature of the war slows dramatically, sources said.

Military officials have been holding daily calls and briefings with energy industry representatives for the last several days, according to sources familiar.

But from nearly the start of the conflict, US officials have told energy company representatives it was not safe enough for the Navy to conduct the escorts in the war’s early days.

A US military official told CNN that Iranian drones and missiles, followed by mines, are the chief threat facing vessels trying to cross the strait. In wargaming a possible conflict with Iran in recent years, one of the biggest risks to the US military was ships being packed tightly into the waterways in the strait, Bab-el-Mandeb and Red Sea, vulnerable to attack by Iranian missiles and drones, another source said.

Nate Swanson, a former career State Department official focused on Iran, noted that there had been military escorts of oil tankers through the strait in the 1980s, but Iran’s use of drones this time around makes it a very different situation.

Military officials have also indicated to energy industry representatives they can’t spare Navy vessels anyway, since they’re already engaged in offensive operations elsewhere. As of Wednesday, there was no precise timeline on when escorts would be available.

Wright said Thursday the Navy is unable to escort commercial vessels through the strait, though he suggested that capability could be in place later this month.

“It’ll happen relatively soon, but it can’t happen now. We’re simply not ready,” he said on CNBC. “All of our military assets right now are focused on destroying Iran’s offensive capabilities and the manufacturing industry that supplies their offensive capabilities,” he added.

Pressed on whether it’d be possible by the end of the month, he said, “I think that is quite likely the case.”

It wasn’t clear how aware Trump was of the limitations on naval escorts when he first raised the idea in a post on Truth Social on March 3. He has downplayed the risk to tankers trying to transit the strait, even though Iran has begun attacking ships in the waterway.

And while many Republicans are eager for him to refocus on domestic issues ahead of the midterms — and acknowledge Americans’ cost-of-living struggles — he struck a different tone on Thursday, suggesting there could be a benefit to higher oil prices.

“The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money,” he wrote on Truth Social, without explaining who he meant by “we.”

He added that his military aims against Iran were more consequential than shifts in global energy costs.

“Of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World,” Trump wrote.

Other options to alleviate pressure
Administration officials tasked with helping alleviate the energy crisis are eager for tankers to be escorted as quickly as possible, but for now, they’re more or less on the same page about managing the crisis in phases, according to a US official and other people familiar with the matter.

Bessent announced Thursday that the Treasury Department is temporarily lifting sanctions on Russian oil stranded at sea.

And earlier in the day, the White House said it is considering easing restrictions under the Jones Act, the century-old maritime law that requires goods transported between US ports to be carried on American ships, as part of an effort that might slow the rise in gas prices.

“In the interest of national defense, the White House is considering waiving the Jones Act for a limited period of time to ensure vital energy products and agricultural necessities are flowing freely to U.S. ports,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told CNN in a statement. “This action has not been finalized.”

There are a wide range of other moves that the administration could take — likely in the form of an executive order — in an effort to ease the rising prices at the pumps.

One step being considered is waiving production requirements for gasoline producers during the warm months to reduce air pollution, the sources said. (The evaporation of gasoline into the air is greater in the summer, which is why there are strict requirements then to prevent high greenhouse gas emissions.)

An executive order to reduce regulatory burdens on US gasoline producers could help to somewhat lower costs, even in the weeks after the crisis ends, sources said.

Yet the effects of such a move are unlikely to stunt the price increases in a major way, experts said.

“I think that it would be a very small potential offset compared to the factor that’s driving gasoline prices higher, which is concerns for the physical supply of refined products around the world, and also crude oil,” said Clayton Seigle, an energy expert at CSIS

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 03:41 (one week ago)

Russia: helping Iran is *chef's kiss*

Russia’s economic envoy Kirill Dmitriev has the global energy market “cannot remain stable” without his country’s oil.

His comments came after the US said it would temporarily allow the sale of Russian oil that is at sea, as energy prices soared after US-Israeli strikes on Iran.

Dmitriev posted on Telegram:

The United States is effectively acknowledging the obvious: without Russian oil, the global energy market cannot remain stable.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 06:49 (one week ago)

Settler vermin offering coffee and beer to butchers.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/13/frontline-northern-israelis-lebanon-iran-war

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 07:06 (one week ago)

“”To win in life, you’ve got to suffer short-term pain for the long-term gain, and that’s what we’re in the middle of doing right now,” Wright said in a Wednesday interview on NewsNation. “I think the American people will be thrilled with a peaceful world on the other side and more secure supplies of energy for decades to come.””

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 13 March 2026 08:31 (one week ago)

One step being considered is waiving production requirements for gasoline producers during the warm months to reduce air pollution, the sources said. (The evaporation of gasoline into the air is greater in the summer, which is why there are strict requirements then to prevent high greenhouse gas emissions.)

An executive order to reduce regulatory burdens on US gasoline producers could help to somewhat lower costs, even in the weeks after the crisis ends, sources said.

Yet the effects of such a move are unlikely to stunt the price increases in a major way, experts said.

don’t let that get in your way though fellas

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 08:56 (one week ago)

While the U.S. military said it had destroyed larger Iranian naval vessels that could be used to quickly lay mines in the strait, Iran began using smaller boats for the operation on Thursday, according to a U.S. official briefed on the intelligence.

From NY Times

curmudgeon, Friday, 13 March 2026 12:22 (one week ago)

we're gonna need a smaller boat amirite

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 12:27 (one week ago)

Hegseth ranting in a press conference this morning about CNN and other “fake news “ saying that US didn’t foresee Iran blocking the Strait, claims they knew. But they clearly didn’t prepare and he would not be out there whining about the press if the US was in control

curmudgeon, Friday, 13 March 2026 13:28 (one week ago)

yep

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 13:34 (one week ago)

That's it! I'm back to calling them Freedom Fries!

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:42 (one week ago)

dying

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said. "The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping," he said. "It is open for transit should Iran not do that."

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2026 13:44 (one week ago)

us secretary of war pete hegseth otm, iran should simply just knock that shit off

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:49 (one week ago)

Hegseth surely the worst of all the failures Trump has placed in gov, or at least as bad as Kash Patel. Thinks he's still on a Fox show spouting off thick opinions to be applauded by chuds. Maybe he is.

congragulations (stevie), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:52 (one week ago)

The Wal-Mart is open for business. If you pussies are scared off by the sniper on the roof that's your loss.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:53 (one week ago)

He sucks so bad but there are lots of ties for last place (e.g., RFK)

lol at Pete claiming Khamenei is heaps disfigured based on nothing

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:55 (one week ago)

oh shit ofc yes rfk

congragulations (stevie), Friday, 13 March 2026 13:56 (one week ago)

if my grandma had two wheels she would have been a bike, pete

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 14:04 (one week ago)

Hegseth surely the worst of all the failures Trump has placed in gov, or at least as bad as Kash Patel. Thinks he's still on a Fox show spouting off thick opinions to be applauded by chuds. Maybe he is.

this whole podcaster administration’s deal is creating content for likes from right wing accounts on X, the everything app

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 13 March 2026 14:28 (one week ago)

The Times has this article I want to read about how Hegseth thinks morality is for pussies — https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/us/politics/hegseth-iran-war.html — and for some reason I haven't been able to get a non-paywalled version from archive.ph or archive.is. What are some other avenues to get at it, again? Thanks in advance.

WmC, Friday, 13 March 2026 14:44 (one week ago)

if “heaps disfigured” becomes a new ilx coinage… just lmfao

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 13 March 2026 14:45 (one week ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/us/politics/hegseth-iran-war.html?unlocked_article_code=1.S1A.6SFw.e8bggUDba2ft&smid=nytcore-ios-share

Gift link hopefully

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 13 March 2026 14:47 (one week ago)

was just about to do same

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 13 March 2026 14:48 (one week ago)

yeah i searched bluesky for the title + gift and found a gift link

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2026 14:49 (one week ago)

lol his fucking belt buckle get out of here you fucking loser

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:02 (one week ago)

The Times has this article I want to read about how Hegseth thinks morality is for pussies — https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/us/politics/hegseth-iran-war.html🕸 — and for some reason I haven't been able to get a non-paywalled version from archive.ph or archive.is. What are some other avenues to get at it, again? Thanks in advance.

I like how they frame it as a journey of hardship and introspection that led him to the conclusion that morality is for pussies.

treeship., Friday, 13 March 2026 15:09 (one week ago)

paywalled WSJ article but I'm p sure I get the gist:

Pentagon Sends Marine Expeditionary Unit to Middle East

By Lara Seligman

The Pentagon is moving a Marine expeditionary unit to the Middle East, as Iran steps up its attacks on the Strait of Hormuz, according to two U.S. officials. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has approved a request from U.S. Central Command, responsible for American forces in the Middle East, for the expeditionary unit, typically consisting of up to 2,500 Marines, the officials said.

The move comes as Iran’s attacks on the strait have paralyzed traffic through the strategic waterway, disrupting the global economy, driving up gas prices and posing a major military and political challenge for President Trump. A Pentagon spokesperson declined to comment.

Good luck on their uh expedition

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:22 (one week ago)

Thanks for the gift link.

WmC, Friday, 13 March 2026 15:24 (one week ago)

Quick question, what are they wearing, footwear-wise?

- Florsheim wingtips?

- Huaraches?

- limited-edition Air Jordans?

- Boots?

And what will they be standing on, when they get where they're going:

- Teak yacht decks?

- Reclaimed hardwood?

- Treacherous?

- The ground?

Just want this clarified before someone starts lying.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:32 (one week ago)

Loafers on the mud

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:39 (one week ago)

seeing claims that bot activity on Twitter went way down ever since that Israeli data center got hit

frogbs, Friday, 13 March 2026 15:40 (one week ago)

boys we’re sending you to war to keep the shipping lanes open

sir when did they close sir!

ever since we sent you boys to war

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2026 16:16 (one week ago)

tbf they invented the catch-22

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:29 (one week ago)

Pete Hegseth - "Your Sweetness is a Weakness"

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:31 (one week ago)

It’s pronounced HAGUESETH now.

I hate that asshole.

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:32 (one week ago)

Timothy Olyphant probably bristling at the idea that he's gonna be offered the Hegseth role in the shitty Adam McKay film about all this

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:34 (one week ago)

If movies aren't state sponsored by then

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:35 (one week ago)

“Of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World,” Trump wrote.

Oxford commas have never worked so hard.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 13 March 2026 16:46 (one week ago)

Even the p's are being rationed

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:48 (one week ago)

Hegseth surely the worst of all the failures Trump has placed in gov

How anyone can quantify this from such a long list of failures is impressive. It's a gordian knot of bullies and assholes.

The Rooney Rule (dandydonweiner), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:50 (one week ago)

they're all bad but Hegseth pushed Trump into agreeing to kill thousands of people, RFKJ is only a few kids of measles and whooping cough (so far)

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 13 March 2026 16:54 (one week ago)

Stephen Miller/Kristi Noem sending thousands to concentration camps or enslavement in foreign countries has to be a close second

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:21 (one week ago)

serious rogues gallery... but Noem flew to close to the sun

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:22 (one week ago)

Stephen Miller wisely stays in his crypt during daylight hours

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:24 (one week ago)

think millers gotta take the cake seeing as hes a straight up nazi and is pulling the strings of a lot of the rest of the crew

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:25 (one week ago)

I thought Stevie was making a narrower point about “failures” than just ranking the evil

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:28 (one week ago)

Agreed that miller is most evil though

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:28 (one week ago)

it's a big ol' tangle of evil and incompetence

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:29 (one week ago)

Don’t agree that Pete “pushed” trump into war

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:29 (one week ago)

Not sure we'd be any better off with different cronies in these positions. They're just doing Trump's bidding.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:30 (one week ago)

I thought Stevie was making a narrower point about “failures” than just ranking the evil

yeah, Miller wins the evil rankings and is obviously the patient zero of the Nazification

congragulations (stevie), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:32 (one week ago)

Trump did this because he got good ("good") results with the previous Iran strike/Maduro/etc. and was riding a classic tweaker wave where his biggest and bestest victory was next.

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:35 (one week ago)

kind of rough when he perceives every disaster as a victory

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:42 (one week ago)

The broader question may be what damage done by each of these assholes will be the hardest to fix or undo?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:45 (one week ago)

hard to say which version of events is worse, i guess the important thing is that theyre both very bad

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:gvda6fem6r7selm4gzjjww4a/bafkreihvr6zk4uyjzharvomvy4nw54eupjvopi7psecanqpiksgac5gfqu

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:50 (one week ago)

this is probably true if you assume the pentagon's plan for this was "don't cause a situation that results in a closure of the Strait"

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 13 March 2026 17:52 (one week ago)

Why US hasn't bombed Iran.

If Iran had bombed the Gulf and closed the strait a couple of months into Israel's bombing I wonder how Gaza would've turned out, as Biden might have had to tell Israel to stop it.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 17:56 (one week ago)

In school teachers taught us that we could be anything we wanted to be when we grew up.

I think my mistake was assuming there was a caveat based on qualifications attached to that

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 18:11 (one week ago)

Seen the odd bit around the impact of this conflict on Sudan, in that it has potentially weakened the RSF, which are backed by UAE...one to watch.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 18:15 (one week ago)

xyzzz clearly recognizes a game of Nth-dimensional chess when he sees one

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 13 March 2026 18:20 (one week ago)

“I really think that’s a big hurdle to climb for people that don’t have weapons,” Trump told host Brian Kilmeade. “I think it’s a very big hurdle, so that’ll happen, maybe not immediately.”

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2026 18:25 (one week ago)

so that’ll happen, maybe not immediately

I've seen this movie already. Trump is always careful to offer his listeners a full menu of possible goals, timelines, costs, methods, and outcomes. But every one of them constitutes the greatest win in the history of the world.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 13 March 2026 18:40 (one week ago)

From a twitter acc:

What happened in Beirut today was pure evil (and I usually refrain from using words with religious connotations). Western media won’t pick up on it, of course. Israeli leaflets basically explicitly threatened the Lebanese: if you don’t go down into the streets and mount an insurrection and disarm Hizbullah with your own hands, we shall inflict a genocide on you just like the one we inflicted on Gaza (in the flyer they called the genocide a “stunning success”).

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2026 18:41 (one week ago)

🖼

has anyone noticed this drunken loser positions his american flag pocket square to look like military ribbons

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 13 March 2026 19:11 (one week ago)

https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

Dan Worsley, Friday, 13 March 2026 20:39 (one week ago)

thiz is the dumbest shit ever - Trump calls Iran an "excursion" because Trump is confusing the term “military incursion” with a "military excursion."

not kidding.

https://zeteo.com/p/trump-iran-war-excursion-incursion

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 March 2026 21:41 (one week ago)

woof. feels like more of a recursion anyway

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 13 March 2026 21:46 (one week ago)

This is, according to sources in and close to the administration, because the president is confusing the term “military incursion” with a “military excursion,” a phrase typically used only to ridicule foreign adventurism and warmongering. Some of these sources say that they or their colleagues have used the term “incursion” in front of Trump lately, but then the president just… did his own thing.

“We took a little excursion because we felt we had to, to get rid of some evil, and I think you’ll see it’s going to be a short-term excursion,” Trump said Tuesday, as he addressed Republican lawmakers at an event in Florida. Speaking at a business in Ohio on Wednesday, Trump said, “We did a little excursion, we had to take this couple weeks, few weeks of excursion.”

One way you can tell, even without asking any of Trump’s own appointees about it, that the president is botching this is that “military incursion” is a common term that a lot of people and media outlets have used to describe the president’s war in Iran. Furthermore, the Trump White House team definitely knows the term “incursion” because they use it in official documents to rant about immigrants.

funny that literally no one can directly talk to him about this

z_tbd, Friday, 13 March 2026 22:37 (one week ago)

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Incursion. Excursion.

StanM, Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:05 (one week ago)

-DMX, "Who We Be"

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:09 (one week ago)

Back in the days when I was a teenager
Before I had status and before I had a pager

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:42 (one week ago)

Not a surprise but still

https://www.ms.now/news/trump-iran-nuclear-reactor-war-evidence

Just 36 hours before the United States opened its military assault, Iran’s nuclear negotiators, along with Oman’s foreign minister as mediator, presented the U.S. with a seven-page proposal for a potential nuclear deal, according to U.S. negotiator Steve Witkoff. But the American negotiators, Witkoff and Jared Kushner — who, according to a senior Middle East diplomat with knowledge of the talks, chose not to include nuclear technical experts in the negotiations

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 07:44 (one week ago)

In our corner of the internets *who is the most evil in this admin*

In the everything app: its all of them

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xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 08:25 (one week ago)

congrats on the book xyzzzz_

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 14 March 2026 14:38 (one week ago)

This was also me.

I lived and traveled in Iran for months. In Tehran I lived with the family of a retired bank worker who saw me looking for housing. I roomed with his son for months, ate all my meals with them, and they never accepted any money. Once I was sick and throwing up and they all came into the bathroom and the dad stroked my head while I barfed and told me “Aybi nadare” (no shame, it’s ok). I traveled around most of the country by plane, train, bus, shared taxi, etc. Eventually I stopped booking hotels because I’d always meet people on the train, bus etc who’d insist I stay with them. The family of Iran/Iraq war vets from Yazd who took me to Taft for bbq in the mountains. The taxi driver from Rasht who made a bed for me on the floor of his tiny apartment because all the hotels were full. The only time a police officer talked to me was once to make sure I was ok. I never felt in any danger day or night. The land of Iran is as incredibly diverse as its people. There are mountainous rain forests and desert salt flats. I met among the most liberal and most conservative people there, and everything in between. Everyone was so kind it makes me cry with shame.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 14:44 (one week ago)

i am confused— did xyzzz write that book?

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:09 (one week ago)

he did not, just being a Twitter denier as usual

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:11 (one week ago)

that shit is cooking yr brain, my friend

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:12 (one week ago)

This feels like an anti-fluoridation campaign

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:25 (one week ago)

i am confused— did xyzzz write that book?

i was joking about his posting a tweet from someone else in the first person. Sounds like a potentially good book though.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 14 March 2026 21:44 (one week ago)

BM did the joke and I ran with it. There is a URL for the bk -- which is only partially pasted in -- and does sound great but v grim.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 22:01 (one week ago)

he did not, just being a Twitter denier as usual

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

that shit is cooking yr brain, my friend

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

No denial, I love it. If you are on any social media you are cooking, friend.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 March 2026 22:02 (one week ago)

nah I really do think it's bad for you, speaking as someone who has actually interacted with you IRL on zoom, likes you overall ;), and generally agrees with your takes although not always the way they are expressed. I don't see the twitter links/quotes as adding very much to the #discourse overall.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 14 March 2026 22:52 (one week ago)

Nice of you to say (and we do get on with the music posting), but I'm happy with how I am consuming info. And some people do get things out of what I find on it, comment in one way or another and find it useful part of the time.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 March 2026 00:15 (one week ago)

If you want a fascinating document delineating Israel and the Reagan administration's involvement with Iranian affairs, watch this. It's Reagan's testimony in 1990 during Admiral John Poindexter's trial. The old man is mostly lucid and lying through his teeth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LkjFGXNyXc

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 March 2026 01:22 (one week ago)

I just read the words "Hezbollah-affiliated Islamic Health Service"..

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 March 2026 09:10 (one week ago)

each shahed drone costs about as much as a high quality bicycle

https://www.phenomenalworld.org/analysis/cost-of-a-shahed/

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 15 March 2026 18:03 (one week ago)

"This simple weapon has thrown the global economy into disarray. "

It's not the simple weapon that is causing the problem...

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 March 2026 18:10 (one week ago)

The drone can fly at a speed of 185 kilometers per hour while carrying a 40-kilogram warhead over a distance of 2,000 kilometers.

The linked cost estimate in the neighborhood of $7,000 each makes this incredibly impressive in terms of war planning, design, and engineering. otoh, when comparing this to our missile-based air defense systems, our approach looks insanely stupid and costly. I think most of us suspected this ages ago, but here we are anyway.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 15 March 2026 18:46 (one week ago)

‪Al Jazeera English‬
✧@aljaze✧✧✧.c✧✧‬
· 3m
Iran says it launched the Sejjil ballistic missile for the first time in its current response to US-Israeli attacks.

The solid-fuel missile is harder to detect and intercept, and Iranian officials say it can reach Tel Aviv in about seven minutes.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 15 March 2026 20:52 (one week ago)

Two weeks into the conflict and..

Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. https://t.co/Et21kHCiAw

— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) March 15, 2026

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 March 2026 20:58 (one week ago)

See? Kissinger-level insight.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 March 2026 21:05 (one week ago)

Two weeks into the conflict and..

🐦[Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. https://t.co/Et21kHCiAw🕸
— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) March 15, 2026🕸]🐦

He seems nice

tobo73, Sunday, 15 March 2026 21:15 (one week ago)

lol but also who's going to talk Trump out of that? I'm sure he loves the idea.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 15 March 2026 21:24 (one week ago)

lotta good "can this be a solution" memes out there but my favorite is the Fitzcarraldo one

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 15 March 2026 22:12 (one week ago)

the best way to stay friendly with people is to nuke them

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 15 March 2026 22:15 (one week ago)

I'm sure all those freighters would be thrilled to travel through a nuclear fallout zone.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 16 March 2026 01:00 (one week ago)

I can recall a similar proposal to excavate a canal through Nicaragua using nukes that was taken seriously enough to get a big write up in Time magazine. It was in the 1970s and was probably meant to exert leverage on Panamanian government during the negotiations over the expiring lease on the older canal. Gingrich no doubt also recalls when this bogus idea got floated.

Then again, I can recall a different big write up in Time magazine about the Glomar Explorer and the bright future for mining the ocean floor.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 01:15 (one week ago)

There was also the case for nuking Alaska

https://nuclearprinceton.princeton.edu/project-chariot

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 16 March 2026 01:28 (one week ago)

When the only tool you have is a nuke, every problem looks like a Japanese city.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 16 March 2026 01:45 (one week ago)

Holy shit dude

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 March 2026 02:06 (one week ago)

Woman Reporter: Can you explain why you're sending 5,000 Marines and sailors?
Trump: Shhhh, hey — you’re a very obnoxious person. (Then takes a question from male reporter)

curmudgeon, Monday, 16 March 2026 03:04 (one week ago)

If that male reporter were an actual journalist, his question should have been "Can you explain why you're sending 5,000 Marines and sailors?", as would have been all subsequent questions until Trump answered it. Sadly, although I didn't watch the press conference, I am 100% certain this did not happen.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 03:09 (one week ago)

officials say it can reach Tel Aviv in about seven minutes.

Fingers crossed

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 16 March 2026 04:27 (one week ago)

Hegseth’s ranting about “barbarians” and “savages” says more about him and his boss than his enemies. It seems the “secretary of war” may have had some traumatic experiences while serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, where many US and UK soldiers were killed by improvised explosive devices (IEDs)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/15/us-iran-war-donald-trump-failure

This is a strange point. Hesgesth is a drunk abuser who may have had traumatic experiences but its not as if he needs that to justify dropping bombs in the middle east when his predecessors have manufactured plenty of other hallucinations to justify blood baths in East Asia and Latin America

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 March 2026 09:22 (one week ago)

Trump draws backlash for comment on Iran war: ‘Maybe we shouldn’t even be there’
President made contradictory comment to reporters on Air Force One after pleading with allies to help US secure Strait of Hormuz

Donald Trump drew a backlash on Sunday for suggesting US efforts to protect the Strait of Hormuz were unnecessary – and that “maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all” because his country has plenty of oil of its own.

The president made the contradictory comment to reporters on Air Force One after pleading with European and Nato allies to enter the war in Iran to help the US secure the strait amid the largest oil supply disruption in history.

“Really, I’m demanding that these countries come in and protect their own territory – because it is their territory,” he said.

“They should come and they should help us protect it. You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all, because we don’t need it. We have a lot of oil. We’re the number one producer anywhere in the world times two.”

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:50 (one week ago)

I know I'm kidding myself but I want everyone involved in this to at some point realise how many innocent lives ended as a result of this vain and dishonest folly

congragulations (stevie), Monday, 16 March 2026 14:56 (one week ago)

If they were so innocent, why were they born in a country we don't like?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 16 March 2026 15:04 (one week ago)

trump, kushner et al are wholly owned by Saudi and Emirati royals and will do what they are told

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:08 (one week ago)

what he os told

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:09 (one week ago)

I suppose it's predictable that a result of the Abraham Accords is the U.S. doing the joint bidding of the Emiratis and Israelis.

Maybe we shouldn't even be there indeed.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:20 (one week ago)

Maybe we shouldn't even be there, but instead we should be in beautiful Venezuela, which is home to some of the world's most magnificent Oil Reserves, only a terrible man, who is now in prison, wouldn't let it be bought. But now they welcome our American Businessmen with open Arms, because they know a good deal when they see it (And besides, their stuff is much purer than the low-quality oil sold by the Iranians, who by the way have NO IDEA how to run a business!)

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:38 (one week ago)

The Saudis want Trump to bomb Iran?

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Monday, 16 March 2026 16:58 (one week ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Saudi_Arabia_proxy_war

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:02 (one week ago)

The Saudis most definitely want a much-weakened Iran with little or no influence on events outside its border.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:05 (one week ago)

Is there a meaningful distinction between a “proxy war” (eg Iran and SA) and a “proxy conflict” (Israel and Iran)

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:13 (one week ago)

can we assume this is just total bullshit?

Trump says the US is “hammering” Iran’s capacity to threaten commercial shipping in the strait of Hormuz.

More than 30 mine-laying ships have been destroyed, he claims, before adding that the US is unsure if any mines have been dropped into the strait.

'We hit, to the best of our knowledge, all of their mine-laying ships … but we don’t know that any have even been dropped in, we’re not sure that any have been.

'We don’t know that they have dropped any in, but we’ve hit all 30 of their ships.'

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:26 (one week ago)

generally safe, not like you really need a mine laying ship to lay mines anyway tho im sure it does make it easier

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:30 (one week ago)

who knows, and i'm not an expert on war strategy, but, uh, it seems incredibly dumb to go on tv and say you completely destroyed all their mine-laying ships, but also reveal that you're not actually sure if you hit all of the mine-laying ships. "We hit, to the best of our knowledge, all of their mine-laying ships"...wasn't it the "best of our knowledge" that led to the u.s. murdering hundreds of children in a school on the first day of the war? the best of our knowledge is horrible.

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:31 (one week ago)

wish he'd volunteer to escort one of those ships himself

symsymsym, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:32 (one week ago)

As a live figurehead.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:34 (one week ago)

xp nono you see, he's trying to bait them into deploying their secret reserve mine laying boats, so we can hit those

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:35 (one week ago)

on the radio today i heard that all of the US and UK minesweeping ships were decommissioned very recently, and replaced with remote drone tech which has never been tested in the battlefield. and that this would be the first time the military gets to see if there's a gap between the sales brochure and the reality.

this article makes it sound like the US still has four, but they're in Japan
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/03/12/the-us-navy-decommissioned-middle-east-minesweepers-last-year-heres-what-they-did/

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:39 (one week ago)

i heard they were in philly

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:40 (one week ago)

kind of like he's trying to bait the entire world into 100% believing that he's completely full of shit and that's so incredibly naive and sheltered from knowledge that he didn't even know that iran would close the strait of hormuz and had absolutely no plan for it, but actually what's going on is he has this incredible plan that is going to take place as soon as the UK apologizes to him

xp

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:41 (one week ago)

can we assume this is just total bullshit?

Time will tell.

So far: Iran have given no sign they want to negotiate. Oil markets are tanking and Trump admin asking Europeans to intervene shows Iran has meaningfully fought back.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 March 2026 17:51 (one week ago)

jfc this whole thing is a blunder of epic proportions that would completely sink an administration in even a slightly normal country

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:27 (one week ago)

The Saudis want Trump to bomb Iran?

Yeah, MBS pushed for it. This from a WaPo story on 2/28:

President Donald Trump launched Saturday’s wide-ranging attack on Iran after a weeks-long lobbying effort by an unusual pair of U.S. allies in the Middle East — Israel and Saudi Arabia — according to four people familiar with the matter, as Israeli and U.S. forces teamed to topple Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei after nearly four decades in power.

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman made multiple private phone calls to Trump over the past month advocating a U.S. attack, despite his public support for a diplomatic solution, the four people said. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, meanwhile, continued his long-running public campaign for U.S. strikes against what he views as an existential enemy of his country.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:33 (one week ago)

carne asada otm, this is proceeding with even less competence than I expected. It's like early Covid but they chose to do this

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:35 (one week ago)

its insane that people are even humoring the idea that Trump/Hegseth had a plan, these people have never had a plan for anything and never seem to anticipate the response to anything they do

frogbs, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:38 (one week ago)

what continues to baffle me is even just in the spirit of self interest does Netanyahu not realise that this war will create an even longer-lived version of Hezbollah etc - will create generational enmity and antipathy toward Israel that will outlive his grandchildren? how do people not see this?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:39 (one week ago)

I think he is more concerned with staying in power and a forever war helps with that

octobeard, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:43 (one week ago)

I have been angry at or horrified by this country many times but I'm not sure I've ever felt so nationally embarrassed.

President Trump on Monday disparaged U.S. allies that he said had relied too long — and too expensively — on American defense, as several of those countries have declined to meet his call to send warships to escort merchant vessels in and out of the Persian Gulf.

“We don’t need anybody; we’re the strongest nation in the world,” Mr. Trump said. He suggested his request for assistance in reopening the Strait of Hormuz instead amounted to a loyalty test of America’s allies. “I’m almost doing it in some cases not because we need them but because I want to find out how they react,” he said.

Referring to countries that have rebuffed, or reacted coolly, to his appeal for ships, Mr. Trump said he had long believed that “if we ever needed help, they won’t be there for us,” and they were proving his point. He added, “You mean for 40 years we’re protecting you and you don’t want to get involved in something that’s very minor?” noting that Europe, Japan and others depend on oil from the Persian Gulf far more than the United States does.

Even so, Mr. Trump said that “numerous countries have told me that they’re on the way.” But asked to name them, he replied, “I’d rather not say yet, but we’ll be announcing them.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:49 (one week ago)

I don't even like those guys, I just asked them out to see how they'd react haha. Anyway, I have lots of friends. Lots!

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:50 (one week ago)

I feel like Netanyahu doesn't give a fuck about anything that happens after he himself dies. (Trump too.)

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:50 (one week ago)

yeah I'm usually against exclusively Netanyahu-based analysis of Israel's actions -- since there's a strong and broad political consensus on many issues among the majority; check out anything the nominal opposition leader Bennett has said lately -- but octobeard otm.

That said, I would argue that Israel has built for itself a situation wherein it must be in perpetual war to function; the apartheid system can only "work" if Israel is surrounded by enemies internally and externally. If Netanyahu stepped down today, not much, possibly nothing at all, would change.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:51 (one week ago)

good recap of Hormuz stupidity here from Spencer Ackerman

https://www.forever-wars.com/none-of-these-people-i-insulted-want-to-die-for-me-in-the-strait-of-hormuz/

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:53 (one week ago)

so forget framing it in terms of Netanyahu then. how do Israeli politicians - and the public - not see this? That Hezbollah was created in response to the occupation of Lebanon? That Hamas was created in response to the occupation of the West Bank and Gaza? that all their enemies are resistance movements and that new resistance movements are absolutely guaranteed to multiply in the wake of this violence like night follows day?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:54 (one week ago)

xp lol @ the url there

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 16 March 2026 18:55 (one week ago)

“ you don’t want to get involved in something that’s very minor?”

C’mon get involved in a prelude to WWIII, we’ll be legends!

cinematic hobo hip-hop rock ‘n’ roll blues-jazz soul-review (Dan Peterson), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:02 (one week ago)

Have seen quotes from Israeli opposition and they are trying to outdo Netanyahu on Iran (according to FT report I saw earlier today).

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:07 (one week ago)

Yeah, it’s very minor, let’s get more nations involved! That always works out so well!

omar little, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:10 (one week ago)

how do Israeli politicians - and the public - not see this?

i think they they see it, but they discount it. they have convinced themselves they are too smart and too powerful for the arab/islamic world they treat with such contempt to ever hurt them beyond the level they currently achieve. they will always 'win', so there's no incentive to change course, only to double down.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:14 (one week ago)

I liked Germany's response:

https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3mh6cntmv7c2c

GERMAN DEFENCE MINISTER PISTORIUS: WHAT DOES TRUMP EXPECT FROM A HANDFUL OF EUROPEAN FRIGATES THAT THE POWERFUL US NAVY CANNOT DO? THIS IS NOT OUR WAR, WE HAVE NOT STARTED IT

frogbs, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:14 (one week ago)

just an epic amount of complete horseshit, extreme dog ate my homework energy, or the guy with the hot dog costume

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:15 (one week ago)

_“ you don’t want to get involved in something that’s very minor?”

Think this was Epstein’s recruiting pitch

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:17 (one week ago)

Here’s more on the explosion head in Iraq’s capital Baghdad – Agence France-Presse journalists report smoke was seen near the city’s heavily fortified Green Zone.

The zone houses the US embassy and other diplomatic missions, as well as international institutions and government offices. High-ranking officials and politicians also live there.

Explosions have been heard near the US embassy in Baghdad, Reuters reports.

The agency says a witness reported sirens being sounded in the Iraqi city.

We’ll bring you more details as we get them.

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:19 (one week ago)

the fact that none of our European allies were consulted or even informed before this began - who can blame them to leave us twisting in the wind

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:19 (one week ago)

there might actually be some consequences here, we can only hope

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:20 (one week ago)

it does feel like this is the one time Trump has truly stepped in it. he can go after elected Dems who are obsessed with bipartisanship and decorum and solidarity for their fellow rich people, and he can go after countries that ultimately are incentivized to have a good relationship with us, but Iran truly hates us for some pretty legitimate reasons and aren't gonna let him get away with the whole watered-down deal/declare victory routine. it does seem to be dawning on Trump that this war is gonna be the thing that defines the rest of his term and I think he really does regret starting it now

frogbs, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:21 (one week ago)

yeah I'm usually against exclusively Netanyahu-based analysis of Israel's actions -- since there's a strong and broad political consensus on many issues among the majority; check out anything the nominal opposition leader Bennett has said lately

I feel the same way about Trump/ Maga. Now I can’t say there’s a broad political consensus among the voters here obviously, but what would any of the current democrats do at this point if they were to win the WH, both chambers and Fetterman’s brain finally gives up the ghost. Maybe be slightly less embarrassing when they talk about it in public? I suppose that’s something...

Anyhow, probably time to update the Axis of Evil list, bc I don’t see anything or anyone putting the brakes on any of this.

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:22 (one week ago)

Saudi and UAE rewarding their faithful servant:

https://open.substack.com/pub/popularinformation/p/kushner-breaks-pledge-seeks-5-billion?r=8btm1&utm_medium=ios

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:22 (one week ago)

xp

even if allies were consulted, who would agree to help? the us just threatened to invade greenland, to the point where the whole world had to actually take that very seriously and try to prevent it. and then tariffs, unilateral tariffs just to be a complete dickhead to the world and extract money for trump's money laundering operations for his family and friends. and before that, trump repeatedly supporting putin in whatever he wants to do (and bringing it round again to today, the very obvious fact that the war in iran greatly benefits putin)

z_tbd, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:23 (one week ago)

Trump faceplanting the diplomacy part of “lets have a war” was definitely on everyone’s bingo card

doesnt make it any easier to watch it play out

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:27 (one week ago)

the question is help with what exactly, we have no clear objectives, also we've already declared it the greatest victory in the history of the USA, any leader who agrees to send troops is committing political suicide

frogbs, Monday, 16 March 2026 19:30 (one week ago)

Iran blowing up radar facilities, China refusing to export materials the US military desperately needs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJE1Wx6AC7E

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:39 (one week ago)

any leader who agrees to send troops is committing political suicide

Yet it’s still somehow not for the leader that started the whole damn thing

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 16 March 2026 19:42 (one week ago)

so forget framing it in terms of Netanyahu then. how do Israeli politicians - and the public - not see this? That Hezbollah was created in response to the occupation of Lebanon? That Hamas was created in response to the occupation of the West Bank and Gaza? that all their enemies are resistance movements and that new resistance movements are absolutely guaranteed to multiply in the wake of this violence like night follows day?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, March 16, 2026 2:54 PM (one hour ago)

I'm not sure it's much more complicated than that they've convinced themselves the causality is reversed.

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 16 March 2026 20:07 (one week ago)

Amal Saad on the potential ground invasion.

Israel's reported preparations for a ground offensive in Lebanon potentially involving up to 450,000 troops--several times the roughly 100,000 it deployed in the 1982 invasion that reached Beirut--betray strategic frustration far more than confidence. Months of bombardment, decapitation strikes, and sustained attrition were designed to cripple Hizbullah and produce decisive results, but they clearly failed to do so.

A ground offensive will be extraordinarily costly, and expose Israel to significant vulnerabilities while furnishing Hizbullah with the kind of larger and highly visible targets that years of standoff strikes could not, though it will not come without cost for the resistance either. What it does offer Hizbullah is something strategically valuable in its own right, namely predictability, though Israel appears willing to incur those risks precisely because the war has become existential for it as well.

The assassination of Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah and decapitation of Hizbullah's senior military leadership were intended to cripple the organisation and considerably diminish its fighting capacity. But by eliminating the figures through whom Israel had long interpreted Hizbullah's behaviour, the decapitation campaign pushed Hizbullah toward deeper decentralisation and decision-making that is considerably harder to read. The events of March 1 illustrated this dynamic when Hizbullah launched a large preemptive salvo that surprised Israel and demonstrated an unexpected level of operational coordination and military effectiveness. Even more concerning for Israel, rather than paralyzing it, the assassinations appear to have accelerated an adaptation that left Hizbullah more strategically unknowable than it was before.

This dynamic points toward what might be called regenerative deterrence, which differs from classical deterrence in a fundamental respect. Whereas classical deterrence seeks to prevent aggression altogether through the threat of retaliation or denial, regenerative deterrence operates at a different level and often becomes more apparent once war has already begun. Its logic lies not necessarily in convincing the adversary that attacking will fail — though it may produce that effect — but in demonstrating that even sustained and severe damage can't eliminate the threat. The signal it sends therefore is not simply, or only, “do not attack,” but rather that even if attacks continue and losses are inflicted, the demonstrated capacity to regenerate and sustain the fight ensures that a decisive or stratgeic defeat remains out of reach.

Hizbullah officials themselves have made clear that they are prepared to fight “to the end”, which suggests that like Iran, they now believe in the need for a long war to end the US' and Israel's forever wars. The implication is not that Israeli escalation will cease in the immediate term, but that Israel could come to realise that even sustained and severe attrition can no longer deliver the decisive neutralization it desperately seeks.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 March 2026 22:33 (one week ago)

severe attrition can no longer deliver the decisive neutralization it desperately seeks

Jeez. How about desperately seeking a lasting peace agreement for a change? This is what predictably comes of a half century policy of "we will NEVER negotiate with terrorists" combined with declaring ALL your opponents to be terrorists because they fight you.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 March 2026 22:46 (one week ago)

Iranian-Israeli activist Orly Noy, whose recent comments to Democracy Now about Gaza I just now posted on Israel, Palestine & the Levant rolling events: Oct 23 on,
also has a new NYRB piece, "Longing For My Tehran":
https://www.nybooks.com/online/2026/03/14/longing-for-my-tehran-iran-war/

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 01:33 (one week ago)

Israeli defence minister claims country's forces have killed Iranian security chief
The Reuters news agency is reporting that Israel’s defence minister, Israel Katz, has said Iran’s security chief Ali Larijani had been killed in an Israeli airstrike overnight (see post at 08.56 for more details).

In a statement, Katz said: “Larijani and the Basij commander were eliminated last night and have joined Khamenei, the head of the annihilation program, along with all those eliminated from the axis of evil in the depths of hell.”

However, some Iranian media outlets are reporting that Larijani will be publishing a message shortly. There has been no official confirmation from Iran. We have not been able to independently verify the reporting and will give you more details as we have them.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 10:17 (one week ago)

This is an argument for the war working and achieving quite a lot of its aims, despite the crazy comms from Trump and Hesgeth

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/3/16/the-us-israeli-strategy-against-iran-is-working-here-is-why

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 10:32 (one week ago)

Like I said yesterday. Time will tell.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 10:38 (one week ago)

From NY Times :

The Israeli military said separately on Tuesday that it had killed Gholamreza Soleimani, the head of the Basij, the powerful Iranian plainclothes militia, dealing another blow to Iran’s top leadership.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 11:14 (one week ago)

This article is compelling and smart. I’ve seen it forwarded around a lot. Let’s walk through why it’s wrong. 

1. The author argues that Iran’s military infrastructure especially its drones and missiles are being systematically taken apart.  True. But in the aftermath who is…

— Ilan Goldenberg (@ilangoldenberg) March 17, 2026

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 11:50 (one week ago)

The "time will tell" moment in that response is point 4 on Hezbollah, where Israel is preparing a ground invasion after the decapitation of the leadership.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 12:03 (one week ago)

Amal in the role of martyrdom

The killing of Ali Larijani, like that of Ali Khamenei before him, is best understood as an instance of strategic martyrdom, a dynamic that exposes the fundamental irrationality of Israel’s and the US’ continued reliance on decapitation strategies, especially given their repeated historical failure. The decapitation-attrition-invasion playbook that the US and Israel keep drawing from reveals systems locked into a familiar repertoire of counterproductive violence that have consistently failed to adapt to reality. This failure is so glaring that even Trump acknowledged it, when he recently admitted that the US attacked Iran "out of habit."

The underlying premise is that by removing senior leaders, the system they sustain will weaken and/or fragment. Yet this assumption reflects a narrow instrumentalist rationality in which leadership survival is treated as the paramount strategic objective and the threat of death is presumed to function as an effective form of coercion. But Iran operates from a value-strategic rationality whereby martyrdom itself can perform important political work and generate strategic effects that not merely resist but reverse the intended consequences of assassination.

That Larijani attended the mass rally and made statements openly embracing the possibility of martyrdom before his death only underscores how consciously this logic is adopted by those who bear its consequences, a logic articulated most clearly by Khamenei himself, who declared that “either we are martyred on this path, whose honour is eternal, or we achieve victory; both are victories for us.”

By transforming assassinated figures into sacred symbols of justice and resistance, in the tradition of Imam Hussein at Karbala, martyrdom converts the intended effects of decapitation into a strategy that successfully mobilises collective resolve, legitimises the political order, and regenerates both the system's continuity and its societal resilience.

In short, strategic martyrdom ultimately contributes to deterrence by regeneration, whereby repeated attempts at decapitation are subject to a law of diminishing returns as adversaries discover that killing leaders neither fractures the system nor compels submission but instead contributes to its consolidation.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:01 (one week ago)

That leaves one option: try to achieve a formal cease-fire. Theoretically, of course, Trump could simply declare that the degradation of Iran’s military and the killing of Khamenei constitute victory and walk away. But this is harder than it sounds. He cannot unilaterally stop Tehran from attacking U.S. assets or the Gulf states. Iran would rather fight a protracted war with the United States now than repeated wars with Israel in the coming years. Even if the United States unilaterally withdraws from the fight, if a future Iran-Israel conflict looks inevitable, Iran will likely continue targeting U.S. interests in the region as well as the Gulf states and energy infrastructure.

https://www.foreignaffairs.com/united-states/how-americas-war-iran-backfired

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:13 (one week ago)

Theory is that Israel killed Larijani to make sure the US didn't harbour any crazy ideas about negotiating some kind of peace deal with him.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 22:40 (one week ago)

Yeah, I've read that he was considered relatively pragmatic within the regime, also that w/o him or the other latest kill, the Revolutionary Guard becomes more dominant---but now what, the Gaza-fication of the whole country, with help of US?

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 22:54 (one week ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcCh0VYdw5M

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 22:59 (one week ago)

Gaza is very tiny and crowded. Iran is immense and populous. Iran's Gaza-fication in any literal way is out of the question. Poor Lebanon looks like it's going to have another Gaza-fication attempted there soon.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:08 (one week ago)

Yeah,, it's big---was really thinking, though, that more likely they'd try to trash Tehran and other key areas, then----they don't have enough boots available for all that ground, but----"surgical" strikes, drones (like Putin is reportedly helping Iran with, at least according to Zelenskyy etc)?

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:48 (one week ago)

And yeah, they're already pounding suburbs of Beirut, not to mention the usual targets (refugee camps etc) in southern Lebanon.

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:50 (one week ago)

I don't doubt for a second that Russia is aiding Iran with targeting & intelligence - a protracted war is in Putin's interest

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:51 (one week ago)

Playing it both ways, prob---Putin also at least skirting hypotheticals re lifting of oil sanctions, Trump no doubt would like off-ramp from Ukraine---

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 23:54 (one week ago)

We get an analysis of the Trump administration’s Iran war strategy from former U.S. Army intelligence analyst Harrison Mann. “From day two of this war, the Trump administration has not known what to do and how to get out of this,” says Mann, who resigned from the U.S. Army’s Defense Intelligence Agency in 2024 over the Biden administration’s policy in Gaza.

....To talk about the Marines you mentioned, I think it’s really important to note, you know, we’ve seen this Marine expeditionary unit described as 5,000 troops, or you said 2,500 Marines. There’s 5,000 sailors and Marines aboard these ships altogether. There’s only about 1,200 actual ground troops, which is a relatively small number if you’re talking about invading a country, even if it’s just seizing a small island. So I want us to keep that in mind.

I think the target that seems to have risen to the top of Trump’s list — we saw him and Lindsey Graham tweeting about it over the weekend — is Kharg Island. Again, it’s a piece of critical oil infrastructure. The idea is that if you can capture it, you will basically get to hold 90% of Iran’s oil exports hostage. The issue with this is that you have to sail — if you’re going by ship, you have to make it through the Strait of Hormuz, which the U.S. Navy currently determines is too dangerous for it to go through, or if you fly in, you’re still landing on an island that’s just about 15 miles off the coast of Iran. So, frankly, I think any attempt to seize this island would be close to a suicide mission — I hate to say it — with U.S. troops within range not just of the drones and missiles that Iran has targeted the whole Gulf and Israel with, but also shorter-range weapons that they haven’t had the opportunity to use yet — artillery rockets, short-range drones. And it’s really easy to imagine how, if you drop troops on that island, they could really end up being trapped there, which would really play into the hands of the Iranian government. And I think a U.S. mass casualty event or even a de facto hostage situation would be much more valuable to Iran’s surviving leaders than the oil terminal that the operation would purportedly capture.


https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/17/harrison_mann

dow, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 00:51 (one week ago)

Another point of view (not that he thinks Trump knows wtf), with some tough questions at the end, but also I was struck by this:

In fact, the Islamic Republic of Iran is probably the top one or two most strategically lonely countries in the world. It really has very few reliable allies in the world. And so I think that the Chinese are not going to come and fight on Iran's behalf against Gulf countries with whom they have even closer energy relations. And Vladimir Putin actually has strong relations with the leadership inside Arabia … so I'm not concerned that this will deteriorate into a World War III, but … this has just set a very dangerous precedent and I don't think that the world or especially the Middle East is going to feel like a stable place for the foreseeable future.

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/17/nx-s1-5750397/iran-war-trump-karim-sadjadpour

dow, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 01:17 (one week ago)

Another footage of an Iranian impact east of Tel Aviv in central occupied Palestine pic.twitter.com/VijLbWMA1R

— Quds News Network (@QudsNen) March 17, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 06:11 (one week ago)

Yeah,, it's big---was really thinking, though, that more likely they'd try to trash Tehran

Tehran is huge.

Beirut is also big.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 06:12 (one week ago)

Theory is that Israel killed Larijani to make sure the US didn't harbour any crazy ideas about negotiating some kind of peace deal with him.

― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Never got a sense that Iran wants to negotiate.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 06:14 (one week ago)

Israel concerned the US might though.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 08:51 (one week ago)

Depends who is in those negotiations from the US side, don't think they have ever taken those seriously in the first place.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 09:15 (one week ago)

when your negotiators are Witkoff and Jared they have no reason to take them seriously.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 10:38 (one week ago)

if you drop troops on that island, they could really end up being trapped there, which would really play into the hands of the Iranian government

Don't worry, Ben Affleck is available

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 13:00 (one week ago)

i just had a lojng conversation with a Lebanese colleague of mine that was very eye opening. will try to find a minute to compose my thoughts about it.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:01 (one week ago)

oil at a 4 year high this morning, things are going well

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:29 (one week ago)

gas prices jumped another 30 cents overnight here

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:35 (one week ago)

Up 70 cents a gallon near me - was $2.89 the last time I filled up, $3.59 yesterday.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:40 (one week ago)

hush up, ingrates -- we live in the greatest country in the nation.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:45 (one week ago)

$3.79 to well over $4 depending on where you go here in Philly and the surround.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:48 (one week ago)

So this friend of mine who's Lebanese. She was very clear with me that Hamas and "Hezb" are arms of Iran. You can't think of them as resistance movements, she said. Hezb don't give a shit about Lebanese people. They don't give a shit about Palestine. Of course a lot of the people who sign up, 17 year olds with guns, they buy into "the cause" but leadership are taking orders from Iran. Oct 7 was timed to unsettle the chessboard at the point when the rich gulf states were on the verge of inking agreements with Israel. Iran wants to be the big player that everybody's afraid of. So yes, she hates Hezb, hates Hamas, hates Israel. She's like, everybody agrees the first two are evil. Why not the third?

She says Israel will tweet at like 4am that they're going to blow up a residential building and then at 5am they blow it up. So if you were asleep, you're dead. Her partner this morning said he feels all red lines are gone. "If Israel want to occupy the entire West Bank, Beirut... who's going to say no?"

She also talked about how Dubai is scared shitless that this is going to mess everything up for them. If you want to video call anyone you have to use an app call "Botim" (she's like yes, bad name) which is unencrypted and spied on, so if you send any footage of explosions or whatever it gets stopped before it goes out.

Anyway I felt I learned more from talking with her about this war than I've learned in weeks of listening to the radio, watching TV etc. Of course she and her family and friends have their own biases and points of view. But why aren't we hearing this in our media? The way ordinary people there break things down?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 14:56 (one week ago)

Oddly, I did hear a lot right after Oct. 7 that Iran was behind it, but that was from right-wingers.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 15:07 (one week ago)

xp

I just talk to my brother in Dubai on whatsapp and he has a VPN.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 15:22 (one week ago)

Be patient, tracer, our media is still catching up on processing its backlog of "angry white guy in a diner" opinions.

Suggest that the Lebanese people open some folksy diners.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 15:23 (one week ago)

My brother in Dubai doesn't seem to be bothered at all and has sent me pics but told me not to upload them anywhere. He said he drinks with Dubai secret service guys and they told him as long as he's "not a dickhead" he won't get arrested! I'm reading reports to him about the levels of destruction to various parts of Dubai and hue's very blase about it and saying: where you getting these reports from? I'm like OK, then - you know best. I'm thinking maybe he really has The Fear and is running on cope, but he genuinely doesn't seem worried.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 15:27 (one week ago)

Forgot to mention my friend said she can't believe how the US seems to think it would be relatively quick, given that the Iranian govt is absolutely willing to let its own people die by the hundreds of thousands rather than give in

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:09 (one week ago)

she can't believe how the US seems to think it would be relatively quick, given that the Iranian govt is absolutely willing to let its own people die by the hundreds of thousands rather than give in

Your friend is smarter than our leaders.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:20 (one week ago)

again, that is the right-wing view as far as Iran getting a nuke.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:23 (one week ago)

Must say I enjoyed this breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUDk2p4hJDI

nashwan, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:23 (one week ago)

I have a friend who got into Professor Jiang, I find his theories hella dumb and reductive but fundamentally harmless.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:25 (one week ago)

'Israel wants the US to lose' this is my jam

nashwan, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:28 (one week ago)

On the oil shock. No guarantee oil prices were to corn down even if the war ended tomorrow.

https://archive.ph/huarQ

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:00 (one week ago)

And from this piece it looks like supplies to the RSF from UAE were only disrupted for four days.

https://www.lemonde.fr/afrique/article/2026/03/18/les-livraisons-d-armes-continuent-entre-les-emirats-arabes-unis-et-les-paramilitaires-soudanais-malgre-la-guerre-au-moyen-orient_6672024_3212.html

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:04 (one week ago)

Keyes who said anything about a nuke? did I miss something

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:05 (one week ago)

ExxonMobil stock is up 30 percent since Jan. 1, fwiw. Wall Street likes their prospects.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:08 (one week ago)

xpost I meant the idea that Iran is willing to sacrifice hundreds of thousands of its citizens is the reason given for why Iran can't be trusted with a nuke--that they would use it against Israel without regards for consequences.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:09 (one week ago)

lol, that's an incredible take to have on 2 nuclear armed countries illegally invading a non-nuclear armed country. Is it meant to be a joke?

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:16 (one week ago)

try to read posts before spouting

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:26 (one week ago)

Yes, sometimes when you describe what right wingers are saying it sounds like a joke.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:27 (one week ago)

I mean that the Iranian govt is willing to grind a forever war rather than give in, nukes or not, without the kind of calculus a lot of other governments might use about "winning" or "losing" public opinion and it's wild the US seems not to have clocked this

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:29 (one week ago)

Is it a right wing thing to say that? Or that Hezbollah is essentially run by Iran?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:31 (one week ago)

xo
I wasn't attributing it to you fwiw, just kind of amazed at the utterly twisted contortions of logic in that argument.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:31 (one week ago)

well we do have the stupidest administration in history (xxp to Tracer)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:31 (one week ago)

Lindsey Graham comes along to eloquently summarize the idea: “If they had weapons-grade material, they would turn it into a bomb, and if they had a bomb, they would use it because they’re religious Nazis."

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:46 (one week ago)

Israel’s strike on an Iranian gas facility was coordinated with and approved by the U.S.

Now Iran can start attacking oil infrastructure in the Gulf. This kind of stuff takes much longer to build/repair/recommission than say just tidying up some shipwrecks from the Straits. The Straits would be a moot point for a long time if there is severe damage it could take years to get it all working again. There is no chess move here other than set the chess board on fire it seems.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:52 (one week ago)

I think one thing that is apparent is that groups like Hamas and Hezbollah and nation-states like Iran are not great! But the issue is that they are opposed to two of the worst actors that have ever appeared on the world stage, the US and Israel. So critiquing Hamas and Hezbollah and Iran is quickly taken up by cheerleaders for Israeli and US colonial and imperial logics, which is utterly stupid, but also explains why so many refrain from critiquing Hamas and Hezbollah in particular.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 17:54 (one week ago)

just back from carpet bombing some cities and schools and causing one of the worst chemical catastrophes of the age and thinking about some improvements the Tehran regime should be making and wanting to condemn them

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:01 (one week ago)

calz, fwiw, I am not doing that. Just explaining what I observe in contrast to what Tracer Hand posted.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:20 (one week ago)

Like, not everything everyone posts is directly correlated to their actual opinion on the subject.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:21 (one week ago)

wasn't accusing you of that, was more trying to summarise the attitude towards the victim states of this war from certain quarters. Sorry, ignore me!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:30 (one week ago)

no, thanks for clarification. i agree with you tbh!!

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 18:31 (one week ago)

time to start running my motorbike on Armagnac

Iran has threatened to attack energy infrastructure across the Gulf region in retaliation for Israeli strikes on its largest gasfield, the first targeted attacks on its fossil fuel production since the war began.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:14 (one week ago)

retaliation attacks on the oil infrastructure in the gulf would be an economic and environmental disaster for the region. I don't know what the game is here. The game is just pure dumb evil.

Was watching FPV drone footage from Iraqi insurgents just flying freely through the US "Victory" Base. Clearly there was no air defence operating, the place just looked abandoned.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:26 (one week ago)

Israel apparently trying to goad Iran into attacking the Gulf states so they join the war on the side of Israel and the US - though what they could actually do that would be any of possible use is debatable. I imagine they really want the Saudis to join the war.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:29 (one week ago)

Israel doesn't care about the economics of the region or of the world because they know the US will back them and keep them afloat no matter what they do.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:34 (one week ago)

some of the Gulf state regimes only have very limited armies whose main purpose is to protect them fat fuckers from their own populations that utterly despise them! They buy overpriced piece of shit planes from the US to keep them happy. I don't think there is much appetite for war from them. But I get the feeling behind the wall of censorship that shit has got very real in Israel and they are desperate.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:36 (one week ago)

UAE are much better at funding evil neo-colonial proxy wars than fighting them, or at least they used to be!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:38 (one week ago)

I'm still thinking about this detail:

seeing claims that bot activity on Twitter went way down ever since that Israeli data center got hit

― frogbs, Friday, March 13, 2026 8:40 AM (five days ago)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:39 (one week ago)

I don't think there is much appetite for war from them

Ehh the Saudis really went after the Houthis not too long ago

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:41 (one week ago)

xxxxpost Why does Iran leadership want the Saudis to join the war?

dow, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:44 (one week ago)

I read that as Israel hoping the Saudis jump in

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:46 (one week ago)

He think he meant that Israel wants them to

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:47 (one week ago)

Exactly.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:48 (one week ago)

yep Israel wants the Saudis on the Axis of Epstein side of the war, hence some questionable false flag attacks on Saudi oil infrastructure in the first week that Iran denied.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:49 (one week ago)

well this is a weird twist, if true.. from wiki

2025-2026

According to MEMRI, the London-based newspaper Ras Al-Yom reported on an alleged implicit agreement between Riyadh and the Houthis, in accordance with direct instructions from Crown Prince Muhammad Bin Salman. According to the report, the Houthis would station units near Hadhramaut and the Yemeni-Saudi border to stabilize it. It is also mentioned that Saudi Arabia sent funds, weapons and ammunition to assist the mission. The alleged agreement was a consequence of the 2025–2026 Southern Yemen Campaign and the subsequent retreat of the Southern Transitional Council from the region.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:53 (one week ago)

Obviously the Saudis sitting on the sidelines hoping the US and Israel do their dirty work for them, they're aware that joining with Israel to attack a Muslim nation is nagl.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 19:55 (one week ago)

I guess the Iranians have already struck natural natural gas plants in Qatar

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:02 (one week ago)

The US navy learnt that the Houthis are no joke during Prosperity Garden and left with a damaged carrier (and possibly damaged pride) and lots of personnel with PTSD because they were not used to getting fired back at. The Saudis had to agree to a ceasefire with them due to their non-navy sea power abilities (blockades without expensive carriers or destroyers).

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:08 (one week ago)

everything gettin more expensive, some links

fertilizer:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/14/global-food-supplies-iran-war-fertiliser-yara-svein-tore-holsether

aluminum, especially solar modules:
https://heatmap.news/energy/strait-of-hormuz-aluminum

generic drugs:
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/16/strait-of-hormuz-closure-generic-drug-prescriptions.html

polyethylene
https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3mhdnbw2ro22z

* DOW CEO SAYS UP TO 50% OF POLYETHYLENE SUPPLY IS OFFLINE, CONSTRAINED OR IMPACTED AMID MIDDLE EAST DISRUPTIONS -- CONF CALL

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:11 (one week ago)

This is going to be more like the Great Depression than the mere blip of a crisis from 1973. Lol we're all going to die!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:16 (one week ago)

The helium thing re Qatar is already causing problems at my work. Also the fertiliser crisis feels like a bomb about to go off but I feel like we can all resolve the urea shortage by going around asserting that Iran has the right to defend herself, that should boil enough piss to get us through

jus au rascal (wins), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:27 (one week ago)

oh right I forgot the helium link

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-iran-war-disrupts-global-helium-supply-and-artificial-intelligence-chip/

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:29 (one week ago)

who needs nuclear power stations when you can boil a gazillion litres o' piss just by stating that illegal wars of state annihilation by rogue states are actually fucking bad and wrong.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:32 (one week ago)

Chapeau, wins.

I just signed up to advise an algal biofuels startup. Sea slime will save/consume us all.

Ed, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:39 (one week ago)

would read thread, love it Ed

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:40 (one week ago)

reminds me of the SCOP that everyone eats in Bruce Sterling's "Islands In The Net" book

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:40 (one week ago)

The gaslighting and censorship in this war must be awful in the US. But in the UK there is a different kind of propaganda going on. There is this staged framing that Starmer has refused to get involved with this war. Whilst every day B2's loaded with deadly cargos take off from colonial runway UK and from the fucking Garcia base towards Iran. Government stenographers like Lewis Goodall saying Starmer has played a blinder here by defying Trump. When that is actually not what he did ay all.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:42 (one week ago)

$108.66 a barrel now

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/18/oil-prices-surge-after-israeli-strike-on-iran-gasfield-irans-threats

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:43 (one week ago)

everywhere is Cuba

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:46 (one week ago)

I keep thinking we need a Hands off Cuba! thread but I don't have the heart to start it

obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:51 (one week ago)

fertiliser crisis feels like a bomb about to go off

I might be more careful about posting those words together on the internet

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:56 (one week ago)

xp maybe this one from Alfred?

The New Cuba Thread

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:57 (one week ago)

It's just so really disheartening listening to that disgusting paedophile talking about taking over a state he has helped collapse, and also every other US administration from the last 80+ years who has helped collapse it.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:00 (one week ago)

Iran is firing MORE and they are hitting MORE per shot than during the first days of the conflict.

Not good.. pic.twitter.com/IWj7Szy0jL

— Andreas Steno Larsen (@AndreasSteno) March 18, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:09 (one week ago)

I say its good

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:09 (one week ago)

yep it's because they knocked out the THAAD radar stations early on

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:10 (one week ago)

They are a war machine pushed into existential battle for survival mode. They used all their cheapest old stock early to exhaust the interceptors and I think in this period they took out 4 US THAAD batteries in the Gulf. Now they can do serious damage at will. And the US/Israel Epstein alliance is still trying to escalate things by attacking their gas fields. Fucking insane.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:18 (one week ago)

yeah they've been preparing for just this kind of scenario for years, decades

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:24 (one week ago)

lol someone is doing fine with the high prices

Iran has continued to ship tankers of crude through the strait of Hormuz without interruption in the weeks since the war began while threatening to set ablaze vessels carrying crude from neighbouring Gulf states.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 21:27 (one week ago)

The gaslighting and censorship in this war must be awful in the US. But in the UK there is a different kind of propaganda going on. There is this staged framing that Starmer has refused to get involved with this war. Whilst every day B2's loaded with deadly cargos take off from colonial runway UK and from the fucking Garcia base towards Iran. Government stenographers like Lewis Goodall saying Starmer has played a blinder here by defying Trump. When that is actually not what he did ay all.

The only country that can truly claim to have stood up against Trump is Spain, who expressly forbade them from using their military bases. Their government is by all accounts historically unpopular but I dunno every time they do something on the world stage it's pretty awesome.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 18 March 2026 23:15 (one week ago)

I remember yelling something like this when I was about 8 or 9

In a Tuesday social media post, he said that, given the U.S. was the most powerful nation in the world, “WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!”

On Wednesday morning, he took to Truth Social again to ponder what would happen if he was to “finish off” the Islamic Republic and “let the Countries that use it, we don’t, be responsible for the so called ‘Strait?’”

“That would get some of our non-responsive ‘Allies’ in gear, and fast!!!” he concluded.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 23:44 (one week ago)

I remember yelling something like this when I was about 8 or 9

In a Tuesday social media post, he said that, given the U.S. was the most powerful nation in the world, “WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!”

He’s going to be stumbling around the White House saying this, with his pants down around his ankles a la The Jerk

dell (del), Thursday, 19 March 2026 00:00 (one week ago)

" I call it the Bent of Hormuz..."

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 19 March 2026 00:08 (one week ago)

We’ve got our own Strait here in America. His name is George and his Ex’s live in TX.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 March 2026 00:26 (one week ago)

https://maritime-executive.com/article/iran-hits-ras-laffan-home-of-the-world-s-largest-lng-terminal

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 00:58 (one week ago)

From sleeve's linked article above:

Danny Citrinowicz, former chief of the Iran desk for Israeli Defense Intelligence, said Wednesday that Iran's heavy retaliatory strikes were foreseeable.

"What exactly did they think would happen? That Iran would capitulate? That it would open the Strait of Hormuz under pressure?" he said. "The very foundation of this campaign appears to rest on a profound misunderstanding and a severe underestimation of Iran. . . . If these assumptions guided decision-making, then the trajectory from here is not stabilization, it is escalation."

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 03:32 (one week ago)

Trump is denying they knew anything about the attack on the Iranian South Pars gas field, despite it being reported as a coordinated attack at the time, and who knows he might not even be lying for once. Getting headless chicken tethered to a very nasty zombie corpse vibes from The Epstein class/Zionist coalition of evil this morning. It is being reported as him "throwing Israel under the bus" rather than "Netanyahu" which perhaps adds weight to the rumour that he's either very dead or ever so slightly injured.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 06:43 (one week ago)

Pentagon seeks more than $200 billion in budget request for Iran war

shake that magic money tree before it gets burnt to the stump.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 07:08 (one week ago)

So this friend of mine who's Lebanese. She was very clear with me that Hamas and "Hezb" are arms of Iran. You can't think of them as resistance movements, she said. Hezb don't give a shit about Lebanese people. They don't give a shit about Palestine. Of course a lot of the people who sign up, 17 year olds with guns, they buy into "the cause" but leadership are taking orders from Iran.

Whatever their reasons they are the only ones fighting for their land.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/18/fighting-intensifies-israel-hezbollah-southern-lebanon

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 07:23 (one week ago)

The question of how Hezbollah has managed to preserve its presence south of the Litani, despite more than a year of the Lebanese army trying to disarm them, as well as near-daily strikes on fighters and weapons caches from Israel, has yet to be answered. Despite the intense pressure, Hezbollah has managed to put up a strong fight on the very frontlines of south Lebanon, using a mixture of anti-tank guided munitions, drones and artillery.

If this is Hezbollah after severe blows then what about Iran

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 07:24 (one week ago)

I think the triumphant reports of Hezbollah's demise after the pager attack were premature. After such a disgustingly indiscriminate terror attack like that which maimed 100s of children it's going to make the movement stronger. The Israeli "decapitation" doctrine makes even less sense against such a huge and ancient nation state as Iran.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 07:30 (one week ago)

“Their” land? lol. xposts.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 March 2026 08:28 (one week ago)

What's the White House's wartime comms strategy?

“We’re over here just grinding away on banger memes, dude," a senior WH official said.

astonishingly, this is actually a real WH quote from a politico piece from today.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDwbFWbWkAAEGwX?format=jpg&name=small

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 08:57 (one week ago)

xp I mean Lebanon. Hezbollah are one of the parties in Lebanon, they contest elections etc.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 09:16 (one week ago)

Iranian diplomatic source to @Irannow_

The U.S. has reportedly, for the third time today, sent a message via a regional intermediary requesting a halt to the war.

This time, the request was accompanied by a threat to escalate assassinations inside Iran if Tehran does not… https://t.co/TJGGEvLCS2

— Hala Jaber (@HalaJaber) March 19, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 09:23 (one week ago)

The rest of the tweet: "does not comply.

Iran reportedly responded that its position remains unchanged: no ceasefire until its objectives are achieved"

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 09:25 (one week ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDwqJMtb0AAyoOF?format=jpg&name=small

they murdered the academic moderate Al-Larijani and his replacement, Jalili seems like he might be slightly less chill.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 10:30 (one week ago)

The United States may permit sanctioned Iranian oil currently stored on vessels to enter the market as part of efforts to manage rising crude prices, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Thursday on Fox Business’s Mornings with Maria.

Bessent said there were approximately 130 million barrels of Iranian oil on water that could be utilized to keep prices down. The Treasury Secretary indicated the US has allowed Iranian oil to continue flowing out of the Gulf despite ongoing tensions.

lol does the left hand even know what the right hand is doing at this point and also lol @ "despite ongoing tensions"

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 13:21 (one week ago)

In that same interview the Fox guy was like, "Uh, that's only about a day's worth of global supply," and Bessent was like, "No no, you're looking at it all wrong."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 19 March 2026 13:24 (one week ago)

damn it, says Hegseth to Trump, we can't carpet bomb the hell out of inflation and alls we can do is bomb things.

I can't even watch Hegseth. He's so repugnant makes me feel physically ill. He's like some disgusting mash up of all the boilerplate greaseball bully characters in Stephen King novels.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 13:47 (one week ago)

What Capital needs, Capital gets

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 14:01 (one week ago)

We'll see but did think other countries would eventually join.

UK and allies say they are ready to join 'efforts to ensure safe passage' in strait of Hormuz
The UK has joined European allies and Japan in saying they were ready “to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the strait of Hormuz”.

In a joint statement, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands and Japan condemned Iran’s attacks on commercial vessels and oil and gas facilities in the Gulf, while expressing “deep concern” over the escalating conflict.

The statement said:

We condemn in the strongest terms recent attacks by Iran on unarmed commercial vessels in the Gulf, attacks on civilian infrastructure including oil and gas installations, and the de facto closure of the strait of Hormuz by Iranian forces.

We express our deep concern about the escalating conflict. We call on Iran to cease immediately its threats, laying of mines, drone and missile attacks and other attempts to block the strait to commercial shipping, and to comply with UN Security Council Resolution 2817.

It continued:

We express our readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the strait. We welcome the commitment of nations who are engaging in preparatory planning.

We welcome the International Energy Agency decision to authorise a coordinated release of strategic petroleum reserves. We will take other steps to stabilise energy markets, including working with certain producing nations to increase output.

We will also work to provide support for the most affected nations, including through the United Nations and the IFIs (International Financial Institutions).

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 14:13 (one week ago)

Lol, some brave magical thinking there.

"Right lads all we have to do here is just not get turned into a colander by swarms of speedboat drones"

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 14:20 (one week ago)

They'll end up escorting Iranian ships.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 14:29 (one week ago)

Tala Ramadan
@TalaRamadan
WASHINGTON, March 19 (Reuters) - The U.S. may soon remove sanctions from Iranian oil that is stranded on tankers to help lift global supplies and reduce prices, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Thursday

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 19 March 2026 15:05 (one week ago)

bold gambit

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 March 2026 15:26 (one week ago)

‪Emily Gorcenski‬
✧@em✧✧✧.gor✧✧✧.s✧✧‬
· 1m
Hoo boy Iran evidently hit an F-35, which landed safely

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 15:55 (one week ago)

hold up we are removing sanctions from the country we are currently at war with, am I reading that right?

frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:23 (one week ago)

lol yes

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:23 (one week ago)

art of the deal

congragulations (stevie), Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:28 (one week ago)

checking in on our biggest brains after one week

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a4wzpl7hpxvvntj6hatvuhlw/bafkreihmgxso7sky7amiwj4aqyodp77b5nsg6mh5mpvpil4zlp3ahockqy

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:31 (one week ago)

and they get to sell their oil at an inflated price that the US facilitated with this dumb war xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:31 (one week ago)

An interesting take from Spencer Ackerman:

Xi Jinping Has A Chance To Do The Funniest Thing Right Now

I AM NOT a China expert. I will not pretend to be one here. Many people in the west of divergent politics have over the past few years called for Xi Jinping to rescue their favored causes. Rules-Based International Order dead-enders hoped in vain in 2022 that Xi would restrain Russia in Ukraine. Just this week, Trump urged Xi to force open the Strait of Hormuz and thereby save the war he started. Xi, like Rorschach, has whispered "No." Joyce Karam of al-Monitor's China-Middle East newsletter wrote on Wednesday that China is in "no rush" to end the Iran War, and laid out reasons why a protracted conflict that drains American power redounds to Beijing's benefit.

However. The looming entrance of Saudi Arabia into the conflict provides Xi with an opportunity. Whether he takes it or not will say a lot about Chinese power and geopolitical ambition at this stage in Beijing's development. I make no predictions.

In 2023, China unexpectedly brokered a detente between Saudi Arabia and Iran. It was the inaugural exercise of Chinese power in the Middle East. As you can tell, it's not going very well, although Beijing has not acted over the past three weeks as if it has lost face diplomatically. Still, China did not merely convene talks, it became a signatory to the deescalation, implicating Chinese prestige. That means China can intervene on the basis of an established diplomatic accord.

Chinese diplomats would not need the U.S. to be a party to their negotiations, but Washington would quickly be bound up in them. In order to prevent a Saudi-Iran exchange of fires, Beijing would need to provide Iran with reasons to stop its missile and drone barrage across the region. The only way to do that would be to give Iran the restored deterrent it seeks—or at least the promise of one, so Tehran has a basis for deescalation. That requires China to prevent Washington with a fait accompli and a tacit dare: a ceasefire in the Gulf—provided the Americans join it and bring the Israelis into it. The Americans would no longer be dealing with the Iranians. They'd be dealing with the far more powerful Chinese.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:33 (one week ago)

Iran release footage of US F-35 getting clipped by air defenses pic.twitter.com/VfsC8rjR4c

— Richard Medhurst (@richimedhurst) March 19, 2026

this is how "F-35 landed safely" looks in this era of wartime censorship.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 16:55 (one week ago)

It'll go higher

Cash Dubai crude (balance of the month) just broke above $170 per barrel.

To my knowledge, no crude has ever commanded more than $170/bbl before. pic.twitter.com/BH6q3LGqCs

— Rory Johnston (@Rory_Johnston) March 19, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:03 (one week ago)

gold and silver crashing today as well... lol, we really are all going to die this time!

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:06 (one week ago)

One of the Iranians who is not at all a monarchist and has family in Iran has pointed out he can't talk to family bcz of this

⚠️ Update: #Iran's internet blackout has entered its 20th day, with international connectivity unavailable to the general public for over 456 hours.

The incident is now the longest recorded shutdown in Iran's history, surpassing the blackout imposed during protests in January. pic.twitter.com/DovE5nA6AT

— NetBlocks (@netblocks) March 19, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:08 (one week ago)

xp haha...yes etc

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:08 (one week ago)

yo calz:

‪Emily Gorcenski‬
✧@em✧✧✧.gor✧✧✧.s✧✧‬
· 6m
Some videos are going around (including being spread by some big OSINT accounts) purporting to show the hit, but these videos are fake.
‪Emily Gorcenski‬
✧@em✧✧✧.gor✧✧✧.s✧✧‬
· 5m
Not only are they fake, they are also propaganda.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:18 (one week ago)

in conclusion, fuck Twitter and everyone who still uses it

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:21 (one week ago)

I have seen that video on Bluesky.

This is from twitter, it makes sense from the reports of increased strikes from Iran in the last few days.

I talked to two Israeli sources on why Iranian launches continue to increase, despite US-Israeli claims that they have destroyed almost all of the launchers. Here is what they said:

1) The 90–95% drop in volume claimed by CENTCOM earlier in the month was probably a temporary lull as Iran repositioned its remaining launchers into hardened sites. Independent satellite analysis suggests that a significant portion of the "80% destruction" claimed by the IDF actually hit high-fidelity decoys.
2) Despite fewer launchers, the lethality per strike has increased. Iran's shift to cluster warheads has allowed a single missile to impact multiple locations simultaneously, compensating for the lower volume of launches
3) Iran has successfully set up mobile, underground units able to fire at steady rates. Iran used that quiet period to move their remaining ~100-120 heavy launchers into "Super-Hardened" facilities
4) Iran is utilizing its Zolfaqar and Dezful road-mobile launchers. These units move from hardened tunnels to pre-surveyed launch spots, fire, and return underground in under 10 minutes, often before coalition drones can re-task for a strike.
5) Because these launching units are decentralized, it is very hard for US and Israeli intelligence to get info on them.

Israel and the United States do not have an answer to this problem. That is why they are trying escalation on energy sources instead. But that is backfiring.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:23 (one week ago)

xp
I'll take the word of Richard Medhurst vouching for it. He's a trusted reporter for me. Never heard of her. I believe it came from an official IRGC account. Did they make it up? who knows. If it is fake why did centcom put out the "emergency landing" story to the press to something that is made up?

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:27 (one week ago)

and fuck you with your pointless twitter snobbery. It's still used by the UK left.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:28 (one week ago)

Independent satellite analysis suggests that a significant portion of the "80% destruction" claimed by the IDF actually hit high-fidelity decoys.

oops

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:29 (one week ago)

This seems good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izhvnSjFeAg

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:30 (one week ago)

No Calzino, Elon Musk himself is pushing this onto your feed why don't you delete your account and read a newspaper or go to bbcnews.com the only trusted provider? xps

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:31 (one week ago)

X is k*** f**** now, if someone tells me the cool leftists are hanging out at k*** f**** I’m like okay then hate that for them

My bigger feeling is that I’m kinda tired of hearing the argument tbh we’re not gonna ban the links and nobody’s mind is gonna change ever because addiction so it just feels like a constant derailment now

jus au rascal (wins), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:50 (one week ago)

Nobody is stopping you from using Twitter. I think it's good actually that people fall for disinformation and share it here. It's very hard for one single person working alone to filter out all the disinformation on a platform that devotes no resources to policing bad actors or limiting their reach.

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 March 2026 17:57 (one week ago)

Haven't got the energy for stupid twitter arguments tbh. The real blast is: lol, axis of Epstein empire your F-35s that are supposed to be untouchable vertical death from the skies are getting clipped like clay pigeons innit bruh!

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:03 (one week ago)

That I'm told I use the bad app bcz I'm addicted is a bit tedious, and also odd that you are pulling that diagnosis on people you don't really know but you do you.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:10 (one week ago)

the thing about cheerleading is that it's only jumping up and down and yelling

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:11 (one week ago)

not that there's anything wrong with that

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:12 (one week ago)

The real blast is: lol, axis of Epstein empire your F-35s that are supposed to be untouchable vertical death from the skies are getting clipped like clay pigeons innit bruh!

agreed!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:16 (one week ago)

important ethical choices: nitpicking between which US billionaire techbro platforms are acceptable or not as the US leads the global economy into absolute destruction and the closest the whole planet has been to actual nuclear armageddon since the cold war. it just seems crazy to me. I despise all of these fuckers equally.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:18 (one week ago)

fair but I think Twitter is objectively worse as a source of reliable info, ymmv obviously

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:20 (one week ago)

it's chaotic and full of bots and crazy shit, yes. It's also full of some really great posters, some of whom I've followed for over 10 years now. Lots of trustworthy reporters. I'd literally commit suicide if I was only informed by the UK state media (Mi6 has a staff screening office inside the bbc building) or the wretched legacy media. I'd literally just die from the noxious fumes of the daily dark propaganda/consent manufacture/outright hateful bigoted bullshit churn.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:27 (one week ago)

17% of world natural gas supply is offline for the next 5 years

that's how devastating the attacks on oil/gas infrastructure are. It takes so long to build this gear and it's so quickly destroyed.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:38 (one week ago)

17% of world natural gas supply is offline for the next 5 years

where is this from?

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:41 (one week ago)

that I saw, hang on

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:42 (one week ago)

oh yeah it is probably misleading, it's 17% of Qatar's natural gas knocked out for 5 years. Which is still a shitload of LNG.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:44 (one week ago)

Qatar has about a fifth of the world's LNG

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:47 (one week ago)

So, about 3.5% of the world supply gone *poof*. That's not trivial.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:48 (one week ago)

I don't think even Trump is crazy enough to escalate any more tit for tat oil/gas attacks.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:51 (one week ago)

There are many, many contenders, but this is feeling like the dumbest thing the US has ever done.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:52 (one week ago)

He is absolutely dumb enough xp

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:52 (one week ago)

so now we're gonna let Iran sell oil on the open market? This has worked out well for them

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:52 (one week ago)

wonder what its going to take to get iran to stop destroying the local oil infrastructure

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:54 (one week ago)

this thread is not a good one for trusted info lol

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:58 (one week ago)

xp to all threads

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 18:58 (one week ago)

you need to follow some people from think-tanks who are disinformation experts and also American. Yeah that will be your sweet spot, Z

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:01 (one week ago)

i'll get right on that

but didn't you just post this:

17% of world natural gas supply is offline for the next 5 years

in quotes, just upthread?

implying that it was a quote? or something you copied and pasted from elsewhere? but it wasn't a quote, because the reuters article didn't say "17% of world natural gas supply". i get that it's a liquid shit ton of gas, still, since Qatar has enormous reserves, etc etc, it's a big deal, you're not wrong. but why did you type your own quote?

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:05 (one week ago)

he probably saw it on twitter ;)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:07 (one week ago)

I don't think even Trump is crazy enough to

Let me stop you right there.

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:08 (one week ago)

I'm seeing 3.5% world supply

"Iran's strike destroyed 17% of Qatar's LNG export capacity, with repairs expected to take 3-5 years; the strike eliminated roughly 3.5% of global LNG supply in a single attack."

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:08 (one week ago)

this is the rare case where the US elites have discovered a war they genuinely hate, unless they are oil company execs reaping windfall profits. this has allowed for some dissenting voices among their usual mouthpieces. but, point taken. when you live here, you learn to filter by source as best you can. just outright rejecting all media has the disadvantage of leaving you stranded on a desert island, or entering the tornado of social media and trying to filter that by source when the source is often opaque.

As the lyric to "smiling faces" put it: your enemy can't do you no harm, cuz you know where he's coming from.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:09 (one week ago)

xxxps
it was a misleading headline and I already posted that. I think you are ever so slightly crazed at this point Z to be posting about it still. 17% of Qatar's LNG being offline is still seismic enough to shift markets. Go and have a warm glass of milk or something.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:12 (one week ago)

^absolutely. there is a ton of disinformation out there, enormously amplified in quantity and quality by ai. i know everyone will roll their eyes at the ai being higher "quality" disinformation because as we all know, all ai-generated images have 6 fingers in them. but, as i have been whining/worrying about for years on the ai thread, it's _good enough_ to fool enough people so that it's a serious, serious problem. if you believe in google or duck duck duck go or ask jeeves or whatever, just search for "AI" + "disinformation" + "Iran war". it's overwhelming.

so, amplified disinformation on top of the expected misinformation that comes or reports from the chaos of war. it's not a reason to get angry at the idea of "disinformation", as some people here do, it's a reason to pay more attention to sources, no matter where or what they are, and think for a second, especially before posting fake quotes

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:15 (one week ago)

It’s not really a helpful thought but much as with the unpredictable cascading effects of climate change past a certain point I think there’s a chance you just get to a level of fuckedupness where the psychopaths doing all this just ramp up the bloodlust and chaos and … doing whatever

jus au rascal (wins), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:16 (one week ago)

xp to Z

yep I posted a link from a parody site recently and was nicely reminded by Darin to please spend 30 seconds checking my sources before posting, in my defense it was posted by a friend who does not usually post that kind of stuff (sub-Onion website clickbait)

wins also otm sadly

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:18 (one week ago)

*drinks warm milk* and as far as twitter goes, i realize it still has useful information on it that apparently cannot be accessed on any other social media platform. but if you walk into a novelty store and see an autographed santa claus sign for $20, do you assume that it's a real santa claus signature or do you consider the context

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:18 (one week ago)

anyaway ffs the main point I was trying to make was the downtime of rebuilding infrastructure after one single attack. Yeah the the world LNG figure was 5-6 times over. But unfortunately for you -Z - I won't harikari over that shit. I'm over it already!

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:21 (one week ago)

Benjamin Netanyahu did his first live press conference earlier... ffs ... why isn't this genocidal scum dead under rubble?

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:25 (one week ago)

sorry calz, though, i'm not trying to make too big of a deal out of it, just very sensitive to disinformation due to my upbringing. and yes, knocking out 3.5% of global LNG production in one attack is pretty bonkers

z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:25 (one week ago)

well thanks for being cordial about it Z

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:26 (one week ago)

Go and have a warm glass of milk or something.

this is your answer to the person who just challenged the source of your post that put 17% of world supply inside of quote BBcode, when the true figure was 3.5%? you were spreading disinformation here less than an hour ago. just own it forthrightly instead of waving it off and dismissing what you did.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:27 (one week ago)

Looks like Netanyahu isn't dead after all.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:29 (one week ago)

warm milk for everyone

a (waterface), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:30 (one week ago)

if he reads today's posts itt maybe he'll change his mind

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:30 (one week ago)

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Pentagon is seeking $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war, a sizable amount that is certain to be met with questions from Congress, which would need to approve any new money.

"It takes money to kill bad guys," Hegseth said.

god I just want to punch his face shut

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:33 (one week ago)

xxxxp
yes and this was after I'd already posted it was a misleading headline and corrected it literally 3 minutes after posting it. And now me and Z just had a shake hands and get on past it moment and you think this non-event needs stirring up some more? Just needless thread derailment. Grow the fuck up, Aimless

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:34 (one week ago)

"Looks like Netanyahu isn't dead after all."

him being still alive actually felt like a death in the family.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:36 (one week ago)

lol rob

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:38 (one week ago)

twitter is not that bad because my current timeline is lots of people who are not conspiracists and genuinely had started to believe that Netanyahu might be dead, now in mourning because he is still alive.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:45 (one week ago)

very sneaky subterfuge was making people think he was dead by use of obvious AI slop videos. What a fucking age to be still alive in.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:50 (one week ago)

The crude oil chart that's been up on the NYT today is absolutely maddening - that they couldn't even be bothered to show what the price was at the beginning of this month just makes it look like there was this 24 hour oopsie spike.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 19 March 2026 19:58 (one week ago)

do we think the media will ever tire of reporting on the US/Trump and Israel telling contradictory lies about each other?

obvious old hat (rob), Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:01 (one week ago)

Global oil markets are out of control:

As the Iran War closes week 3, US oil prices are trading at $97/barrel, up +76% since December.

Meanwhile, physical oil prices in Oman are up to a RECORD $167/barrel, a +72% PREMIUM.

What is happening? Let us explain.

(a thread) pic.twitter.com/hRwiBmH3a2

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 19, 2026

controversh twitter link, but sometimes proper boring finance wonk accounts are a good barometer of how fucked we are more than legacy media, who are government stenographers first.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:08 (one week ago)

can't read Twitter threads if you don't have an account

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:16 (one week ago)

congratulations, I guess.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:18 (one week ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/19/west-point-analysis-iran-war-costs

The authors offer specific estimates for materials damaged in the early days of the war, writing that “it will take over thirty thousand kilograms of copper just to replace the two major US radars destroyed in Bahrain and Qatar” and “thousands of kilograms of additional copper to fix or replace other damaged US communication equipment, sensors, and radars in Jordan, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE”.

this sounds very much like it's in cope/denial mode, like why would any of the Gulf states want this shit rebuilding when it is just effectively a giant target on their territory rather than a defensive boon. And also the straits blockade has so many production chains it impacts on then lol ... we're all gonna etc...

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:30 (one week ago)

Talking about cope, I'm having difficulty making sense of this article:

https://www.foreignaffairs.com/iran/stunning-failure-iranian-deterrence

Although it was the United States and Israel that instigated attacks on Iran on February 28, leaders in Tehran deserve some of the blame for failing to effectively deter their adversaries.

Iran’s strategy worked for a time. But over the past few years, Tehran made a series of errors that proved deadly. It revealed the limits of its missile force and depended too much on its network of proxies for protection. It curbed its nuclear ambitions at what in hindsight appears to have been the most inopportune moment: when Iran was close enough to developing a bomb to invite a preventive attack but not close enough to deter one. It also publicized the progress it was making in technologies relevant to building nuclear weapons instead of holding its cards close to the chest.

Iran wasted its conventional and proxy forces by treating them not as guardians of its nuclear program but as tools of offensive regional competition. Its network of partners that was supposed to make Iran too costly to strike had, by 2026, made it conspicuously vulnerable. The missile arsenal that was supposed to threaten devastating retaliation had been prematurely spent. All Iran had left was its latent nuclear program, but even that failed because the regime divulged details that should have been kept secret.

The failure of Iran’s deterrent invited a devastating regional war. Tehran wanted the benefits of a nuclear weapon without the actual weapon. It wanted the power of a regional proxy network without the discipline to husband it carefully. These contradictions compounded until the structure Iran had built for four decades gave way all at on

The writers are scholars at "The Nuclear Policy Program at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace.". They appear to be blaming Iran for not building a nuclear weapon?

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:41 (one week ago)

It's a horrible take in the sense that nuclear weapons are beyond the pale and inexcusable, but also a complete repudiation of all previous criticisms of N Korea, who currently have schools and densely populated cities that don't actually get bombed by the Epstein axis of evil alliance. So who knows eh?

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:49 (one week ago)

yeah who put these idiots in Tehran in power anyway

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:49 (one week ago)

gr8 post m8

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 20:51 (one week ago)

They appear to be blaming Iran for not building a nuclear weapon?

This is sort of a fair criticism though, no? Having them may give you more security but being in the process of obtaining them gives you less? It's safer for a country to either have them or not have them than to be in the process of getting them, potentially narrowing the window of action for adversaries.

Its why after the fall of Gadaffi when people said the lesson learned here for countries will be to get nukes so they don't get invaded and I thought that didn't really make sense because you can't just order some nukes and have them ready to go next week

anvil, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:04 (one week ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDy04pkboAAFMJ3?format=jpg&name=medium

The bbc gleeful "WATCH LIVE" reportage on a UK journalist almost getting murdered by the IDF. Because the guy works for RT and is anti-Zionist. The quickest way to lose UK citizenship is to be anti-Zionist because you can literally get murdered by the IDF and they wont give a fuck.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:05 (one week ago)

but if you walk into a novelty store and see an autographed santa claus sign for $20, do you assume that it's a real santa claus signature or do you consider the context

― z_tbd, Thursday, 19 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Yeah no wonder you can't tell what's real

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:08 (one week ago)

xxp
Yeah we're all familiar with the argument now that having nuclear weapons potentially makes you less of a target for the USA, that has obviously been aired loads in the past few weeks. That article seems like concern trolling, because they blame Iran for the assault by USIsrael, and I can't see any situation where Israel doesn't attack Iran for having, thinking about having, and of course not having, nuclear weapons. Have your cake and eat it too, either way, blame Iran.

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:12 (one week ago)

Santa uses autopen

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:14 (one week ago)

Why are not Tehran getting any respect for their murdered Ayatollah who actually fucking issued a genuine fatwa against the production of nuclear weapons that was actually being respected? Anyway, yes I do know why. It's because basically the West are the fucking Nazis.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:25 (one week ago)

sometimes proper boring finance wonk accounts are a good barometer of how fucked we are more than legacy media, who are government stenographers first.

― calzino, Friday, March 20, 2026 7:08 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Financial media in general, especially FT, Economist, Bloomberg and Nikkei. People pay for these news sources so they have money to do actual journalism. They are obviously biased towards making huge piles of money, but tend to come at it from a classical liberal perspective (war is bad because dead people can’t be exploited for their labour, buy stuff or keep the money flowing)

Ed, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:30 (one week ago)

FT a better example of this than the Economist which imo does let its ideological blinkers take precedence over providing useful info quite often.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:34 (one week ago)

Heard some ex State Dept dude on the radio and he basically said the Iranian regime has no reason to stop the fighting yet.. they want to hammer home a major disincentive to pull this shit again soon, by demonstrating that they 'hold the cards' for complete economic disruption in a way their foes won't forget... it's not a nuclear bomb but economically may be just as powerful

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:37 (one week ago)

They really should've done this earlier. Iran might have saved Gaza

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:48 (one week ago)

I don't know about that, IDF are still managing to commit mass murder in Lebanon and work on future genocide plans there whilst getting bombed to fuck by the IRGC

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:53 (one week ago)

these genocide motherfuckers can multi-task

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:54 (one week ago)

work on future genocide plans

yeah, like building a secret base in Somaliland to take on the Houthis

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:57 (one week ago)

it's not a nuclear bomb but economically may be just as powerful

The danger of course is that demonstrating how vulnerable the strait is might give other parties more incentive to say, 'let's just go in and take the country over, we can't have this'. I don't think that will happen because Trump has angered and alienated so many countries, and the war is massively unpopular everywhere. The best-case scenario is that it gives everyone reason to actually negotiate. But Israel for sure doesn't seem interested in any kind of negotiating, they're in total regional domination mode. It would have to be the U.S. actually ending the war. Anyway, that doesn't seem very likely in the near term either. So the most likely thing is things just kind of go on for a while until they're intolerable in one way or another. Massive escalation into WWIII isn't the most likely outcome imo, but it's hardly off the table.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 19 March 2026 22:02 (one week ago)

xp

Somaliland is one of these neocolonial hellholes that most people in the UK don't have a clue about. Yet there are UK military contractors there and I think the UK are UN security signatories for them or some fudge like that and they exert lots of malign self-interested power in the region. But ultimately it means that for normal folks that live there it is a neo-colonial hellhole. It really fucking sucks there for normal folks.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 22:03 (one week ago)

Which is why all normal autonomous states in Africa don't fucking recognise Somaliland as anything other than malign neo-colonialist bullshit.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 22:06 (one week ago)

Now it all comes down to the US discovering that Iran won't fall over no matter how hard we bomb them. We tried that in Vietnam. It failed miserably. It will fail here, too.

The real question here is how long the US will persist in its folie de grandeur, how many times we'll be told to just be patient because it's working the way we planned it and they'll collapse any day now, before Iran lets us negotiate a peace agreement. Israel knows that day will come and they're trying to grab as much control of the region as they can before the US bows out.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2026 22:58 (one week ago)

The US are probably finished in the Gulf states. Insurgents in Iraq are flying FPV drones around "Victory" Base unchallenged by any defence. The smaller Gulf states are weak as piss and could fall very fast. The Vietnam comparison doesn't really hold up because the US navy have already retreated and any expeditionary ground troops they attempt to bring into the conflict will get annihilated in a manner that would make Vietnam look like a holiday. Just need to look at the meatgrinder in Ukraine only it would be much worse for the US troops in this case.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 23:25 (one week ago)

The bombing campaign is futile when you consider how long Ukraine has held out, which is a giant country being bombed for almost 5 years now, but still dwarfed by Iran. The US military is just too hollowed out to able to maintain the Nazi style war of annihilation Hegseth is talking up.

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 23:35 (one week ago)

that's without even mentioning the global economy crashing out, potentially to a 1920's level of depression. That's probably a bit hyperbolic, but this will be worse than 1973. I'll bet my last bag of brown pennies on that, actually no might need to melt them down or something!

calzino, Thursday, 19 March 2026 23:42 (one week ago)

The Vietnam comparison doesn't really hold up

the other thing is that the domino theory was an actual thing

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 March 2026 00:13 (six days ago)

Speaking of economic warfare and related, good discussion here:

NERMEEN SHAIKH: Professor Khalili, you mentioned that there are — they are looking for, the Iranians, to see which vessels in the Strait of Hormuz — to what countries they’re affiliated, looking at their flags. Chinese vessels have reportedly been permitted to pass through the strait. China imports about 40% of its oil from the Middle East and has been one of the largest buyers of Iranian oil. There are also reports that the Iranians are suggesting they’d consider allowing a small number of oil tankers to pass through the strait if the oil cargo is traded in Chinese yuan rather than —

LALEH KHALILI: Yes.

NERMEEN SHAIKH: — U.S. dollars. If you could comment on that?


https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/19/south_pars_bombed

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 01:22 (six days ago)

one more for the road:

But the rules that are being established around Iran, starting with abandoning the nuclear deal to the military attack today, will ultimately become — are being seen around the world as the new rules that govern the world. So, the Iran rules are becoming world rules. And if that’s the case, then we’re entering a rule of the jungle, or the rule that the United States will decide when to go to war and who can lead whatever country. Then countries are going to try to find ways to defend against that. Some will enter into military pacts. Some will go under China and Russia’s umbrella. But a lot of them will take now going back to having nuclear weapons very, very seriously.

https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/19/vali_nasr_iran_middle_east

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 02:23 (six days ago)

https://twitter.com/i/status/2034717858383511809

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 07:43 (six days ago)

You killed the moderate (Kantian Philosopher) now you get the radical (PhD in Supply Chain Logistics)

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 07:45 (six days ago)

#Iran War Update No. 20 (focus on Iranian strategic narrative):

🔹The Strait of Hormuz is being increasingly framed in Tehran as a tool of Iranian leverage rather than a temporary wartime tactic. Iranian officials are openly discussing a post-war regulatory regime, including transit fees and IRGC-controlled routing. At the same time, there are reports that a “safe corridor” system is already being implemented for selected countries through Iran’s territorial waters.

🔹Meanwhile, international efforts to counter this are taking shape. Six U.S. allies U.S. allies – the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, and the Netherlands – have signaled readiness to support maritime security operations in the strait, pointing toward a gradual internationalization of the waterway’s security. However, the exact form of their involvement remains unclear.

🔹Iran’s approach to escalation remains centered on vertical escalation rather than horizontal (expanding target types/categories). When Israel struck South Pars, Iran responded by targeting major energy infrastructure across the Persian Gulf. Continued strikes on U.S. bases follow the same pattern, i.e., response to attacks on Iranian military infrastructure. The focus so far has been on escalating within existing categories of targets, increasing scale and impact, rather than opening entirely new domains.

🔹This logic was reinforced by Iran’s strike on the Haifa refinery despite U.S. messaging against further energy targeting, underlining Tehran’s emphasis on enforcing its own red lines rather than accepting those imposed by the adversaries.

🔹According to Iranian expert commentaries, Iran’s current approach rests on three key elements: unpredictability, a “madman strategy,” and making threats to the enemy more credible; the latter reflected in shortened gap between warning and action, aimed at “correcting past misperceptions” caused by restraint.

🔹Energy infrastructure remains at the center of the conflict. Damage to Qatar’s Ras Laffan LNG facility has caused significant disruptions to global gas markets, with parts of the complex potentially requiring years to fully recover.

🔹At the same time, Iran continues to sustain its own exports. Oil shipments from Kharg Island remain ongoing at roughly 1.1 to 1.5 million barrels per day, while increased storage at Jask suggests preparation for prolonged disruption scenarios.

🔹The war is also driving new economic dynamics. Discussions in Washington about waivers for up to 140 million barrels of Iranian oil indicate mounting pressure to stabilize global energy markets, but Tehran signals it will continue prioritizing China as its main costumer.

🔹Militarily, the United States maintains that operations are progressing, with over 7,000 targets reportedly struck. However, Iranian assessments suggest U.S. operations are adapting under pressure, including greater reliance on stand-off strikes, regional bases, and long-range bomber missions from Europe.

🔹Israeli strikes continue to target Iran’s military-industrial base, including electronic industries in Shiraz, reflecting an ongoing effort to degrade Iran’s industrial ecosystem.

🔹At the same time, there are indications of Iranian tactical adaptation. Reports of an F-35 being hit, possibly through Surface-to-Air Missile ambush (SAMbush), have fueled discussion about improved survivability and evolving Iranian air defense tactics.

🔹Regionally, attacks on U.S. positions persist. Bases in Erbil and Bahrain have reportedly been targeted again by Iran and its Iraqi allies.

🔹Unconfirmed reports of rocket fire from Syrian territory toward the Golan Heights raise the possibility of another active front, although the scale and intent remain unclear.

🔹Tensions between Iran and the UAE have escalated sharply. Diplomatic relations are deteriorating, with visa suspensions, closures of Iranian institutions, and reports of embassy shutdowns signaling a significant breakdown in ties.

🔹Internal security pressures inside Iran remain high. Authorities continue arrests linked to “espionage” and insurgent activity, particularly in southeastern regions, reflecting ongoing concerns about internal destabilization alongside the ongoing war.

🔹Diplomatically, divisions within GCC persist. Oman continues to push for de-escalation, Qatar maintains a more balanced stance, while Saudi Arabia and especially the UAE are adopting increasingly confrontational positions toward Iran.

🔹China has maintained a cautious posture, emphasizing stability and energy security while avoiding alignment with either side. Beijing has so far refrained from calling directly on Iran to halt its attacks and instead, continues calling on all parties to end hostilities.

🔹Inside Iran, discussions about nuclear doctrine are re-emerging, including limited calls for weaponization or withdrawal from the NPT, although these remain on the margins for now.

🔹Overall, the war is increasingly being shaped by competing efforts to define the rules of escalation, with Iran attempting to formalize new realities on the ground – especially at the strait – while external responses remain fragmented and uncertain despite growing concern over maritime security.

A really good summary of where we are at. Some already discussed here and additional detail, with some updates on Kharg, what Israel are targeting, a note on Syria.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 11:25 (six days ago)

Where is that from?

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 20 March 2026 13:20 (six days ago)

Despite the war and Nowruz happening, Iran found the time to do this reports the NY Times:

Three men were executed by hanging in Iran on Thursday after they were convicted of killing two police officers during anti-government protests in January, according to the Iranian authorities.

One of the men, Saleh Mohammadi, was a decorated 19-year-old wrestler, according to human rights groups. The groups raised concerns about his execution, pointing to a fast-tracked trial and a forced confession.

curmudgeon, Friday, 20 March 2026 13:50 (six days ago)

xp this guy's twitter: https://www.irananalytica.org/

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 14:10 (six days ago)

Thanks

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 20 March 2026 14:17 (six days ago)

xp I don't see why it would be surprising for a nation at war to carry out executions? The US has executed 7 people so far in 2026.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:23 (six days ago)

For crime that happened two months ago?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:35 (six days ago)

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138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:35 (six days ago)

I'm not saying it's justice, I'm wondering why curmudgeon thought it remarkable that "Iran found the time to" make a public spectacle of executing anti-government protesters during a time of massive social upheaval and two psychotically violent imperialist powers openly trying to destroy the regime, including by assassinating civilian leaders.

and sure my post was classic whataboutism. but I don't really get the blanket antagonism to doing that when we're talking about which stories the NYT decides to publish, how it paints the Enemy as "savage" while pretending the US isn't doing worse in its concentration camps, its prisons, and in multiple countries.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:51 (six days ago)

Is Iran antidemocratic? Yes. Is this story propaganda for the war? Also yes.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:52 (six days ago)

You don't get blanket antagonism to executing protestors?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:55 (six days ago)

blanket antagonism to whataboutism

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 14:58 (six days ago)

NAGL for anyone from the West to point fingers at Iran rn tbh

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 15:11 (six days ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/5l4mgs.png

omar little, Friday, 20 March 2026 15:22 (six days ago)

wouldn't want a bl

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 15:28 (six days ago)

Nato’s mission in Iraq has been fully relocated to Europe, the alliance said, with the last personnel from the non-combat force of several hundred departing the country on Friday.

“Nato Mission Iraq has adjusted its posture, safely relocating all its personnel from the Middle East to Europe,” said a statement from the alliance’s European command.

What were these ppl even doing there?

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2026 15:51 (six days ago)

"We decided to adjust our posture before we had it adjusted for us"

Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 March 2026 16:13 (six days ago)

x-post to Rob- Yep my phrasing may not have the best and you have me thinking about Iran's executions a bit more. It is not surprising I guess that the current Iran regime wants to still demonstrate its control and will execute protestors who they arrested in January, even while the Iranian government is currently defending itself against US and Israel attacks.

curmudgeon, Friday, 20 March 2026 18:19 (six days ago)

in human rights terms, replacing American hegemony/influence with that of China (the petroyuen over the petrodollar, via Ira's Hormuz filter) and Russia (already getting waiver of sanctions, playing both sides as usual)--speeding up that process---is not a good thing, nor is surviving Iranian leadership's even harsher, or just as harsh, treatment of their "own" populace. Powers-wise, this war is Game of Thrones (at least the adaptation, haven't read the books): a realpolitik asshole vs. asshole.

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 19:37 (six days ago)

yeah, I get the impulse to want to see America get a slapdown, but there is no good outcome here.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:38 (six days ago)

Yeah.(And by "human rights," I mean cultural, incl. economic, conditions, quality of life as well as survival.)

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 19:41 (six days ago)

I don't follow that post. Are you saying the US has (or had until now) hegemony/influence over Iran? Which may, in the future, be replaced by Russian and/or Chinese hegemony/influence?

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:55 (six days ago)

Hegemony or influence everywhere, via the petrodollar---as referenced in that first Democracy Now interview I linked yesterday:

The End of the Petrodollar? How Iran War Is Reshaping the Global Economy: Author Laleh Khalili

https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/19/south_pars_bombed

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:02 (six days ago)

China has been extending its influence and developing its resources in a lot of places, a lot of ways, but this speeds up the process.

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:06 (six days ago)

But that says Iran is actually looking for alternatives to the dollar in order to challenge the petrodollar regime, which is, you know, as I said, one of the fundaments of the U.S. empire but it doesn't seem to suggest US has/had human rights influence or hegemony

curmudgeon, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:10 (six days ago)

there is no good outcome here

true. the only way to win was not to play and now its too late for that.

however, there are better and worse outcomes for the various nations. for the USA and our allies not named Israel, the better outcome would be for some kind of sanity to prevail and the parts of the government not named Trump assert some control in order to disengage our country, while salvaging what we can from the wreckage. They must also put some metaphorical shackles on the least sane part of this government. They have this power, but the majority are too cowardly to use it.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:15 (six days ago)

https://www.democracynow.org/2026/3/19/south_pars_bombed
― dow, Friday, March 20, 2026 4:02 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

China has been extending its influence and developing its resources in a lot of places, a lot of ways, but this speeds up the process.

― dow, Friday, March 20, 2026 4:06 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

Well now I'm more confused because Khalili makes a case for one positive outcome of the war: a switch to renewable energy and the US losing its capacity to use oil as a weapon of deprivation against countries it wants to destroy, e.g. Cuba. I'm not personally interested in making arguments for this war being "a good thing," but when looked at from this angle, it certainly sounds like switching from a unipolar US-dominated financial system to a multipolar one might be a lot better.

obvious old hat (rob), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:36 (six days ago)

it certainly sounds like switching from a unipolar US-dominated financial system to a multipolar one might be a lot better.

hard agree

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:41 (six days ago)

Yes, there might be good outcomes, more of a diversity of influence, but what she calls the "petroyuen," extending Chinese influence, doesn't make things less transactional, or do anything for human rights: China's long-term aim looks like becoming the predominant corporate nation-state, the Chinese Century succeeding the American Century. and some rational adaptation, like going to renewables, looks like part of that, yay, but otherwise, things might not be so good for a lot of people (and do the petrostates look fwd to renewables, how will they incl. we [US] adapt?)

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:50 (six days ago)

IDGAF quite frankly, almost literally anything is better than US dominance

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:54 (six days ago)

never thought I would see this happen in my lifetime, rot in hell USA and good riddance

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:54 (six days ago)

To be clear: fuck the leaders of China, Russia, Iran, USA, Israel, Saudi Arabia, the Houthis, Hamas, and Hezbollah.

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 20:55 (six days ago)

yeah I can cosign that

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:56 (six days ago)

can't find a source other than the Nazi CSAM disinfo website but

"The US Navy is investigating whether sailors aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford deliberately set fire to their own ship to end the deployment"

is this the new fragging?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:00 (six days ago)

did the sailors of the USS Gerald Ford intentionally throw themselves down flights of stairs

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:05 (six days ago)

or clog the toilets

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:06 (six days ago)

The rest of the world is increasingly seeing China as the grownup in the room, or at least a co-equal threat with the USA.

And human rights? The world is comparing Uyghur slave camps with ice camps. Chinese media censorship with Trump threatening and suing media organisations and ownership by aligned billionaires.

Which oligarchy do you want to align with?

The one that’s going to randomly drone strike you and impose tarriffs the one that’s can build things and sell you solar panels?

The kids are getting this - look at China maxxxing social media.

Ed, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:18 (six days ago)

the chinese have chili oil everywhere so i side w the chinese

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:24 (six days ago)

^^ truth bomb

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:27 (six days ago)

Maybe it’s different for Europe but in Asia, Africa and even South America China looks like a partner.

Even Australia is starting* to gets to grips with its place in Asia, rather than its illusory membership of europe/anglosphere

*starting is doing a hell of a lot of work there. In hope probably.

Ed, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:28 (six days ago)

partner is a rather sanguine version of what many countries would call them.

bulb after bulb, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:33 (six days ago)

In terms of actually suffering from the consequences of Chinese hegemony I'd think Europe has the least right to complain. Antipathy more down to former colonial power's sour grapes than anything else.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:38 (six days ago)

I'm thinking more about Chinese influence on other governments' behavior: Trump doesn't care about human rights, but he'll be gone at some point point, and hopefully be replaced by somebody who cares in a somewhat significant way, doesn't mean I wamt the US to remain dominant, but worry about maim countervailing force being so neg re human rights (but yeah they may help your gov improve quality of life in some respects, unless your gov considers you redundant)

dow, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:38 (six days ago)

The US has never cared about human rights in any context that wasn't also sociopolitically advantageous; same true of all other great powers obv.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:41 (six days ago)

He’ll get replaced at best by someone who cares about who cares about human rights as much as Biden did.

China is going to have to do a lot of evil to catch up with what US has ‘achieved’ in my lifetime, particularly the last 25 years. Not sure they belong on a list with USA Russia Israel etc

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:45 (six days ago)

China doesn't care about human rights within its own borders, but do they demand that other countries adopt their human rights policies as a condition of doing business?

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:10 (six days ago)

China is going to have to do a lot of evil to catch up with what US has ‘achieved’ in my lifetime, particularly the last 25 years. Not sure they belong on a list with USA Russia Israel etc

fucking seriously, not even in the same universe

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:24 (six days ago)

The Uighurs and Tibetans would like a word with you.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:48 (six days ago)

Also, Chinese exploitation and support of authoritarian governments in Africa is huuuuge. Not diminishing the crimes of other countries, but China-maxxing and anyone who praises China is fucking delusional

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:51 (six days ago)

well yeah, but anyone who pretends the US is any better is similarly delusional imho

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:56 (six days ago)

Aimless in "not getting it" shocker

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:57 (six days ago)

the US was overthrowing governments when Mao was just a kid

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:58 (six days ago)

In what way am I pretending the USA is better? I was just placing China in "the same universe". Their exact relative positions is an exercise I leave up to the reader.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:00 (six days ago)

I'm arguing that the US is objectively worse, dude

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:00 (six days ago)

I agree. But "not even in the same universe" was a reach too far for me.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:01 (six days ago)

haha OK fair

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:02 (six days ago)

China is better in the sense that they mostly just massacre and repress their own people rather than doing it to other countries.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:03 (six days ago)

table is otm but boy high-speed trains and solar panels sound pretty good to me right now, but that’s how they get ya

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:04 (six days ago)

As China's power grows, their power to do evil also grows. Give them time. They are quick learners, as evidenced by their Belt and Road Initiative.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:09 (six days ago)

nah it's not the same, gtfo with the US apologist nonsense

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:13 (six days ago)

not trying to chinamaxxx or anything I realize they’ve got real issues but I’m fresh off a read of the Jakarta Method and you know just holy shit.

anyway internet tankies are annoying but tbh imo tankies > think tankies every single time

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:16 (six days ago)

yeah the choice right now the world is looking at is 21st century (China) or 19th century (US), easy choice for me anyway

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:19 (six days ago)

nah it's not the same

who said "the same"? oh, you did.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:19 (six days ago)

you were speaking in the hypothetical future tense, I was disagreeing

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:20 (six days ago)

I promise I can be just as pedantic as you

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:21 (six days ago)

you need more practise

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:23 (six days ago)

well to be fair you're maybe 15 years ahead of me ;)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:25 (six days ago)

also, "practise"??

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:25 (six days ago)

congrats!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:29 (six days ago)

Give them time. They are quick learners, as evidenced by their Belt and Road Initiative.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, March 21, 2026 10:09 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

B&R initiative has all the potential to turn into a new imperial tributary system but it’s done more for human development in 13 years than the previous 50 of the western imperial tributary system. Quick learners indeed.

Ed, Friday, 20 March 2026 23:32 (six days ago)

^^^ Ed otm

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:37 (six days ago)

generally speaking the US feels like a stagnant and declining place in so many respects, which is in a lot of ways a real tragedy for a lot of people here and for more around the world, but it's so in character considering our outdated notions of what America means and what it means to be a strong American. we're almost clownishly retrograde, and of course instead of being leaders into the future we're letting a faux-strong/actually weak leader drag us back into the dead past.

omar little, Friday, 20 March 2026 23:41 (six days ago)

well yeah, but anyone who pretends the US is any better is similarly delusional imho

I think this demands an issue by issue comparison that would be pretty lengthy and this isn’t the right thread. I am obviously not an apologist for the US, lump me with that crew and I will start FPing.

a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 21 March 2026 00:29 (five days ago)

agreed and sorry for derailing

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 21 March 2026 01:16 (five days ago)

If I lived in China I would be more focused on making China not so terrible but since I live in the U.S. I’m more focused on making the U.S. not so terrible. Comparing oppressive systems is kind of a losing proposition imo. Handy thing about fighting oppression is you can pretty much do it anywhere, you don’t have to travel at all.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 01:25 (five days ago)

China might prove to be a more benign hegemon than the US. Impossible to say.

treeship., Saturday, 21 March 2026 01:32 (five days ago)

I am not an expert here, but I have heard that their investments in Africa are less predatory than similar arrangements that the US has made with these countries.

treeship., Saturday, 21 March 2026 01:37 (five days ago)

so

News Eye‬
✧@news✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 1h
BREAKING: Iran has targeted Diego Garcia with two ballistic missiles [Wall Street Journal].

Diego Garcia is 4000kms from Iran. If Iran can hit the island, they can also reach London, Paris & every other EU capital

This would be a catastrophic failure of US intelligence on Iran’s capabilities.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:08 (five days ago)

US removes sanctions on 140 million barrels of Iranian oil as Trump seeks to lower gas prices

im sorry this is so funny

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:39 (five days ago)

our country is in no shape to be starting wars we simply do not have our shit together

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:40 (five days ago)

yeah this is beyond parody. guys what the fuck are we doing here

frogbs, Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:41 (five days ago)

(plays fiddle)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:43 (five days ago)

Ketan Joshi, whom everyone should be folllowing turned me on to this.

At about the same time as Qatar turned off th gas taps a significant chunk of Australia’s gas export capacity broke. Good news if you buy gas in Australia but bad news everywhere else.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-20/gas-giants-go-to-ground-amid-middle-east-war/106477862

Ed, Saturday, 21 March 2026 02:49 (five days ago)

I support Iran (and all its proxies) and China (on the internet). As Martin Luther King said (iirc), "the arc of history is long but it bends towards justice".

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 07:08 (five days ago)

Anyway, amazing how all the diplomatic efforts to lift those evil fucking sanctions didn't work, but bombs and drones really cut through the bullshit.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 07:14 (five days ago)

习哥哥、我们已经招募了字母表的蟟. 现在能给我五毛吗?

Ed, Saturday, 21 March 2026 08:21 (five days ago)

Feeling blessed rn

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 11:14 (five days ago)

The Islamic Republic might save us from a WC in Saudi Arabia

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/21/iran-war-floored-gulf-states-sports-hub-economies

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 11:25 (five days ago)

IRGC is claiming it hit a third Israeli F-16 fighter jet over central Iran early this morning. It seems like US might be taking more risks with their planes as they start running low on long range munitions. And it makes absolute fucking nonsense of Trump and his psycho greaseball pal claiming that Iran's air defences have been taken out.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 12:24 (five days ago)

xp

I just wish they could save us from the forthcoming WC :(

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 12:28 (five days ago)

I know..

During Trump’s first term, there was much discussion about whether we should take his statements seriously or literally. The answer is neither.

The reasons go beyond Trump’s evident cognitive decline. He repeatedly contradicts himself and/or other senior officials, sometimes several times a day. His listeners are left guessing whether Trump is stating policy, making a course correction, seeking to manipulate markets, trying to misdirect adversaries, or has simply lost it.

On the topic of Iran, for example, Trump’s statements during the last 24 hours suggest that he is about to declare victory and go home, is on the verge of escalating the war with an effort to seize one or more islands in the Persian Gulf, something in between, or all of the above.

The more prudent approach is therefore to ignore what Trump and other senior US officials say, and take their utterances seriously or literally only to the extent that these align with what the United States is actually doing. Take your cues from reality, not words.

As an example, the unprecedented military buildup in the Middle East during January and February made clear that a US-Israeli war was imminent.

Similarly, it now seems increasingly clear the US is determined to put “boots on the ground” and try to seize territory in the Persian Gulf. And that regime change remains a central objective.

Professional assessments that this would be a foolhardy and most likely costly initiative are neither here nor there. The same was true of the initial US decision to launch this war, yet the warnings were cavalierly disregarded by the Trump administration.

This is what's coming.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 12:30 (five days ago)

Looks like Kharg Island first — which I guess they can say doesn't constitute an invasion, since it's not the mainland, they're just securing the strait. But once you've taken the first bite, the next one becomes tempting.

https://www.axios.com/2026/03/20/iran-invasion-kharg-island-strait-hormuz

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:08 (five days ago)

"He wants Hormuz open. If he has to take Kharg Island to make it happen, that's going to happen. If he decides to have a coastal invasion, that's going to happen. But that decision hasn't been made," a senior administration official told Axios.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:09 (five days ago)

The Islamic Republic might save us from a WC in Saudi Arabia

The war has served some purpose then.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:11 (five days ago)

Shitter's full.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:11 (five days ago)

the concept of an amphibious land invasion in the post Ukraine era of Drone/Missile battle supremacy is basically advocating for a suicide mission that will be mercifully short lived. So obviously all invasion talk must be an attempt an deception.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:18 (five days ago)

Or Trump just dngaf about sending people to their deaths.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:22 (five days ago)

I’m just glad we’ve finally settled on a purpose for the war: to reopen the strait. Which was closed by the war in the first place, true, but let’s not dwell on the past.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:22 (five days ago)

apparently "Wing of Zion" is parked in Berlin at the moment. Now that Iran have shown they have through the Diego Garcia attack that they have the range to attack Berlin. And tbf they would be a legit target, same with the UK.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:23 (five days ago)

I got caught up in the Netanyahu Dead nonsense last week. Mostly because of analysis of shitty compressed low res vids looking a bit like slop and massive doses of hopium. But some people are hanging onto to this one and claiming that Wing of Zion is in Berlin because Netanyahu is badly injured and has been put into an induced coma, lol.. just stop it lads. Save it for when the piece of shit really dies.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 13:34 (five days ago)

the concept of an amphibious land invasion in the post Ukraine era of Drone/Missile battle supremacy is basically advocating for a suicide mission that will be mercifully short lived. So obviously all invasion talk must be an attempt an deception.

Or... and hear me out on this one... Donald Trump is one of the stupidest men who has ever lived.

wipes chooser (unperson), Saturday, 21 March 2026 14:18 (five days ago)

Also Pete Hegseth.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2026 14:27 (five days ago)

there might be a mutiny, there are already rumours of the burning laundry, burning bunkbeds and blocked toilets on USS Gerald R Ford not being a series of misfortunate accidents.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 14:34 (five days ago)

there might be a mutiny

Wake me up when his Secret Service detail decides to save the country.

wipes chooser (unperson), Saturday, 21 March 2026 14:39 (five days ago)

i did find a what i think is a reputable source corroborating the story https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-navy-investigates-sabotage-uss-gerald-r-ford-fire-1786273

, Saturday, 21 March 2026 15:06 (five days ago)

ty!

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Saturday, 21 March 2026 15:13 (five days ago)

imagine being on a ship where over 600 toilets are backing up and also with arson related bunk and laundry issues. JFC!

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 15:26 (five days ago)

“Southern Command area for counter-narcotics operations ”

Uh huh…

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 21 March 2026 15:28 (five days ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/21/middle-east-iran-conflict-environment-climate

The US-Israel war on Iran is a disaster for the climate, according to an analysis that finds it is draining the global carbon budget faster than 84 countries combined.

As warplanes, drones and missiles kill thousands of people, level infrastructure and turn the Middle East into a gigantic environmental sacrifice zone, the first analysis of the climate cost has found the conflict led to 5m tonnes of greenhouse gas emissions in its first 14 days.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:09 (five days ago)

https://i.imgur.com/FaQfZyQ.png

mainstream media really carrying water for our leader here, i'm sure he's really grappling with this, some real thoughtful chats with Pete and Tulsi, no doubt.

omar little, Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:13 (five days ago)

On the economic cost we are all going to pay

https://www.newstatesman.com/international-politics/geopolitics/2026/03/the-world-energy-shock-is-coming

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:15 (five days ago)

The US Epstein elite will make some tidy profits from their consolidation of global gas supplies in the short term at least. In Europe (if we are still here) were all going to die this winter.. lol

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:29 (five days ago)

well the greenhouse gases emitted by the war should help warm Europe up this winter

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 21 March 2026 16:31 (five days ago)

Seen a video of Iran targeting Dimona (Israeli nuclear facility site)...any confirmations yet?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 March 2026 17:41 (five days ago)

it seems 100% legit and is straight tit for tat retaliation for Usrael hit on Natanz

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 17:56 (five days ago)

It's a war that Israel (and the USA) chose to initiate. Tacit regard for civilian lives doesn't hold unless it is mutual. This also applies to American civilians now that the fucking eejit bonehead president started this 'very special military operation'.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 21 March 2026 18:08 (five days ago)

Who’s going to be the first person on the campaign trail to invoke “Peace With Honor”? Pete, Shapiro, or Newscum?

OG Bobby Sacamano (will), Saturday, 21 March 2026 18:14 (five days ago)

I'm thinking the dystopian Claude/Maven AI shit being used for running the bombing program for the US could be worse for civilians than some Rumsfeldian ghoul running things. Also might be just as shit tbh. One thing I read was that because they are going for regime collapse, the AI is prioritising gov infrastructure and apparently targeted the heck out of a largely empty location that is called "Police Park" on the map.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 18:23 (five days ago)

I am still thinking about Trump allowing Iran to get 14 billion in oil revenue now in the middle of the war that Trump started, when years ago Trump and Republicans were outraged that Obama followed a court order and returned to Iran 1.4 billion of stolen Iranian money (and got a nuclear deal with Iran). Trump is so desperate to not be associated with high gas prices now. But what steps will he do next to get oil flowing.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 21 March 2026 18:40 (five days ago)

He'll try to empty the strategic oil reserve. That would be another desperation move. He's dodged so many falling pianos in his life he thinks he'll always escape the consequences of his stupidity so long as he keeps dodging.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 21 March 2026 19:04 (five days ago)

seen Glen Greenwald posting that it's significant that Israel couldn't protect a site so strategically crucial to them as Dimona. On the video of the strike you can see an interceptor launched in time to take it out and there might be some contact, but it flies past it and hits the target.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 19:44 (five days ago)

Has Iran hit Dimona? All the prison staff at Kziot Prison where myself and other flotilla members were held, were all taking anti-radiation medication tablets after rumours there was a leak of some sort there. The trouble is Israel will not admit to owning 90 nuclear warheads so…

— Yvonne Ridley 4 Glasgow (@yvonneridley) March 21, 2026

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 20:08 (five days ago)

one of the strongest PR assets Iran have is Professor Mohammed Marandi. Very likable, smart, no-bullshit talking guy. It's been easy work for him taking apart the usual imperialist-brained bullying bluster and bullshit from western media outlets. He just has to turn up and politely answer questions and they look evil and dishonest lying scumbags, as on that Times Radio interview earlier.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 20:22 (five days ago)

They'll just have to kill him then.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2026 20:31 (five days ago)

Iran's Police Chief, General Ahmadreza Radan: "I say this to the European Union. If you can't protect Greenland, send a request. We will protect it for you."

some incredibly funny shitposting

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 21:49 (five days ago)

General Radan... Is Iran Caelid? I guess Bibi is the god of rot.

octobeard, Saturday, 21 March 2026 22:31 (five days ago)

Haaretz reporting 100 people wounded in Dimona and Arad. They include some kids, which is terrible, but when you start a war by bombing a school you really don't have shit to say about such things.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 22:48 (five days ago)

All schools in Israel now going to remote learning. You'd think all this would start to make the war unpopular there.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 March 2026 22:51 (five days ago)

The wartime censorship in Israel goes hot and cold. People get arrested for filming how bad it is or sometimes they go into self-pity mode and say look at how bad these people are for bombing us. The most earned low-sympathy rating of all history after watching these cunts commit genocide for 2 years whilst shellshocked Palestinian parents were picking up human remains of their children in carrier bags whilst getting shot at.

calzino, Saturday, 21 March 2026 22:58 (five days ago)

‪Yashar Ali 🐘‬
✧@yashar✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 41m
1. President Trump says that if the Islamic Republic of Iran doesn’t reopen the Strait of Hormuz — something he previously dismissed as not a real concern for the U.S. because it barely uses the strait — he will target power plants in Iran.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 00:36 (four days ago)

He says the US will "hit and obliterate" the power plants starting with the biggest one, in 48 hours.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 22 March 2026 02:11 (four days ago)

Did they drop leaflets telling the power plants to evacuate?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Sunday, 22 March 2026 02:14 (four days ago)

Following Trump’s threat, the Iranian army said it would target all energy infrastructure belonging to the US in the region if Iran’s fuel and energy infrastructure were attacked.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/22/trump-issues-48-hour-hormuz-strait-ultimatum-threatens-iran-power-plants

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 02:18 (four days ago)

It’s so scary that this demented old man continues to escalate this stupid war and it just goes completely unchecked.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 22 March 2026 04:06 (four days ago)

trump hitting iranian power plants is how this escalates into the worst humanitarian crisis of the century and a global depression

idk this is incredibly incredibly bleak

ufo, Sunday, 22 March 2026 05:03 (four days ago)

"After three weeks of war, Trump's team is currently trying to answer two key questions: Who in Iran is the best point of contact for negotiations, and which country is best mediator. @MarcACaputo and I write for @axios"

*Laughter in the dark*

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 06:53 (four days ago)

https://www.cato.org/blog/strategic-failure-iran

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:01 (four days ago)

Re: power strikes. You can't rely on what Trump says, I know its difficult but I would disregard anything he posts.

There are movements suggesting boots on the ground type actions.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:10 (four days ago)

Iran = huge country with highly decentralised power generation network spread out over vast space with 400+ power stations

Israel = tiny country with 50+ power stations

dumb game to get into from perspective of Israel or any of the Gulf slave states still US aligned

and Putin has been bombing Ukraine's power infrastructure for years and the lights are still frequently on in Kyiv.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:12 (four days ago)

Regardless of the outcome of the war against Iran, Israel’s project to establish regional hegemony is coming to an end. It is an ironic outcome, given that this war was launched as the final act of a campaign to consolidate this hegemony. It has instead produced a global crisis for which Israel is increasingly being held responsible.

The full might of the US military, deployed against a state without meaningful air defenses and without a superpower patron, has been unable to protect Israel from the consequences of its actions.

At the end of the day Israel is simply too small, too vulnerable, and too dependent on external support to dominate the Middle East. Although possessing the most powerful military in the region, it has proven unable to take on a weakened state that has been under comprehensive Western sanctions since the late 1970s without the US taking the lead on its behalf. And it has yet to decisively defeat either Hizballah, the Houthis, or Hamas.

The boasts of Israeli leaders that “Turkey is next” today ring entirely hollow. They have as much credibility as Hitler bragging that he will take New York once he’s seized Moscow. In 1942.

If Iran survives this war, a very likely outcome is that Israel will lose its nuclear monopoly in the Middle East. And if Iran goes nuclear others will follow. Call it the law of unintended consequences.

This is not necessarily the beginning of the end of the Zionist project, But it does appear to have reached its limits.

Mouin Rabbani.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:25 (four days ago)

Didn't know that Hitler might have been a poster in 1942.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:26 (four days ago)

the way some IDF wear that "Greater Israel" badge is very Mein Kampf in the sense of telegraphing to your future victims that their genocide and state destruction is their plan!

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 07:37 (four days ago)

I don't believe for a second that US troops are being mobilised for a Kang Island invasion. That is such a deception and utter nonsense and they'd lucky to even get there in one piece. It's Iraq where they will be needed imo. Before a temporary ceasefire it looked like the Green Zone was about to fall, all UK/US oil companies have left, UN personnel have evacuated - it's end days time. If the weak Iraq proxy regime falls then the CIA/MI6 stooge Jalani in Syria is toast next. All imo of course, might be talking shite.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 08:02 (four days ago)

sorry Kharg Island, lol

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 08:10 (four days ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HD83egvW8AAWoNl?format=jpg&name=large

They'll just have to kill him then.

― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2026 20:31 (yesterday)

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 08:29 (four days ago)

i think trump is just flailing about incoherently because this is not going how he wanted it to. he clearly has a lot of people yelling at him about different things and there seems to the usual trump thing where he often just says or does whatever the last person he spoke to suggested. it is very possible he does the stupid things like bombing power plants he has been talking about, but also just as possible that the right person talks him into doing something else instead - certainly it's very preferable if the saudis & qataris manage to talk him out of that escalation spiral. troops are being moved so he might very well attempt something as stupid as pointlessly attempting to seize kharg island, but it's still going to take a while before the troops are in place to attempt that if he ends up deciding to go for it.

ufo, Sunday, 22 March 2026 08:40 (four days ago)

Kharg Island doesn't make sense on any strategic level. The US have already shown they have no will to take the economic damage of blocking Iran's oil exports. It's not even clear if Trump even understands what Kharg Island is - it's basically just a loading point for Iranian oil. If they did manage to invade it they wouldn't be able to hide behind the pipes from waves of drone/missile attacks!

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 09:06 (four days ago)

"i think trump is just flailing about incoherently because this is not going how he wanted it to."

Which is why its important to ignore what he says..and, as its not going well, this stuff is also being said to deflect.

The role of cognitive decline can't be understated, either.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 09:09 (four days ago)

How Hezbollah rebuilt:

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/exclusive-how-hezbollah-rebuilt-while-enemies-declared-dead

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 09:11 (four days ago)

Kharg Island doesn't make sense on any strategic level.

assuming trump wouldn't do something because it doesn't make strategic sense is not a remotely safe assumption. about the only thing trump has done that has made any strategic sense during this entire war is when he vaguely tried to de-escalate a few days ago after israel hit iranian gas fields & iran retaliated by hitting qatari gas fields. i assume that was because the qataris yelled at him about how bad that was.

It's not even clear if Trump even understands what Kharg Island is

he has been talking about it since the 80s. somehow people in the admin think seizing it would give them negotiating leverage to get the strait reopened? this makes absolutely no sense on any level but that doesn't mean it can't happen

Which is why its important to ignore what he says..and, as its not going well, this stuff is also being said to deflect.

he is incoherently trying to post through it, which is why he keeps floating completely contradictory ideas and oscillating between threatening to escalate and contemplating declaring victory in some way, but that doesn't mean the idiotic ideas he's floating aren't going to happen. they are far from guaranteed to happen but are real possibilities and trump has demonstrated a pretty good ability to make the worst possible decisions so far.

ufo, Sunday, 22 March 2026 09:25 (four days ago)

He keeps saying the Strait of Hormuz is irrelevant to the US anyway and any blockade of is everyone else's problem, not the US's.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 March 2026 10:05 (four days ago)

A senior Iranian official, speaking to Al Jazeera, stated that "Iran is not responsible for and is not behind the missile attacks on the Diego Garcia military base" in the Indian Ocean

call me a conspiracist (idgaf) I'm willing to believe that the IDF were behind a false flag attack here. And of course the UK media is recycling their old 2003 WMD headlines.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 10:18 (four days ago)

particularly given the fact the “missiles” missed…

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 March 2026 12:43 (four days ago)

“Why would Israel says something that’s not true?” asks Laura Kuenssberg with a completely straight face

🤡 Ladies and gents, step right up—the BBC is in town

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 14:16 (four days ago)

It's not even clear if Trump even understands what Kharg Island is

he has been talking about it since the 80s.

The second sentence does not refute the first.

i think trump is just flailing about incoherently because this is not going how he wanted it to.

He's flailing about incoherently because he's Donald Trump.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 22 March 2026 14:35 (four days ago)

Also it's unclear even how he wanted it to go. Like, what was the day 7 or day 27 best-case scenario? I'm not sure they even really had a fantasy of how it would turn out, except that it would be amazing and everyone would some up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Sir thank you for doing what no other president and especially not Obama ever could do."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 22 March 2026 15:46 (four days ago)

"let's just do it and be legends"

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 15:47 (four days ago)

Israel is blowing up another bridge in Lebanon today

curmudgeon, Sunday, 22 March 2026 16:06 (four days ago)

xp Beyond trump, I'd guess another factor would be Hegseth wanting a war, any war, to fight and could care less about anything beyond destruction and (failed) domination. Lots of other GOP sociopaths around you could say similar about as well.

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 22 March 2026 16:08 (four days ago)

Maybe worth stating the obvious sometimes: all of Trump's wars are also motivated by bone-deep racism

obvious old hat (rob), Sunday, 22 March 2026 16:09 (four days ago)

Senator Lindsey Graham on U.S invading Iran’s Kharg Island:

“We did Iwo Jima, we can do this.”

somebody put this crazy old paedophile back in his box

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 17:28 (four days ago)

Make sure there's no holes either

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 March 2026 17:33 (four days ago)

Israel is blowing up another bridge in Lebanon today

they must be preparing to warn the population living on one side of the bridge to evacuate to somewhere on the other side. /nihilist_cynicism

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:07 (four days ago)

all they can do is kill medical workers, blow up bridges, destroy residential blocks - just all the usual cowardly blunt military force genocide stuff against civilians. Because every time they engage Hezbollah on the ground lately, they are getting smoked.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:17 (four days ago)

Graham reportedly coached Netanyahu on how to talk to Trump round on attacking Iran.

Think attack on Kharg is happening now.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:17 (four days ago)

xp related

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/22/did-israel-miscalculate-iranian-military-capabilities

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:18 (four days ago)

Think attack on Kharg is happening now.

oh for fuck's sake, these morons jfc

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:19 (four days ago)

back in the Iwo Jima days war planners could countenance high casualty amphibious marine expeditions because it was a defensive war and people actually believed in the cause. How do sell guaranteed death to 5000 marines when all they are fighting for are Israel-cucked fat old paedophiles who are easily manipulated because Netanyahu has kompromat on them.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:19 (four days ago)

TIL

‪Fred, Blue Carpet and Gold Curtain Rods Enjoyer‬
✧@thef✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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In case people didn't know, Kharg is several hundred miles past the strait.

(to the northwest along the Iranian coast)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:21 (four days ago)

so this will help how exactly?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:21 (four days ago)

(rhetorical question obv)

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:21 (four days ago)

none of it is either possible or makes any strategic sense. It just a high casualty travesty in the making. A guaranteed L

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:23 (four days ago)

How do sell guaranteed death to 5000 marines when all they are fighting for are Israel-cucked fat old paedophiles who are easily manipulated because Netanyahu has kompromat on them.

― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Soldiers just obey. They will go to their death if they can hit some Muslims on the way.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:24 (four days ago)

I was going to say that if any part of this war resembled the invasion of Iwo Jima, the public's outrage toward the cost paid in US Marine lives would become overwhelming. Also, Graham's use of 'we' in that quote should be a federal offense.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:28 (four days ago)

“ Think attack on Kharg is happening now.”

Now as in as we speak or now as in now it will surely happen

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:37 (four days ago)

I doubt it’s happening now as it’s just after 2200 there.

They wouldn’t be dumb enough to do an invasion at night. However everything about this war is stupid do guess it’s possible.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:42 (four days ago)

I'm still convinced that it such a suicidal idea that it's a ploy/deception to distract or attempt to put pressure on the IRGC, which I don't think it will because they are clearly in control of this war and have the capability to thwart a land invasion that close to them. Like the idea that they could get to Kharg Island seems far fetched in itself. But holding the island as some kind of bargaining chip or a bridge to invade mainland Iran, that shit is in the realm of fantasy.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:50 (four days ago)

Like maybe Trump in his dotage thinks it is an Oil Island or something. It's just an export terminal island where they pump Iranian oil to, to load it onto tankers.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 18:59 (four days ago)

it will surely happen

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 22 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

This.

I think the idea is stupid and I hope I'm wrong but movement of ships/troops...

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 19:13 (four days ago)

He will do horrible things and he will blame Iran for not backing down tomorrow.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 22 March 2026 19:21 (four days ago)

ugh - sorry everyone - very wrong thread

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 22 March 2026 19:33 (four days ago)

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mod, Sunday, 22 March 2026 19:38 (four days ago)

I doubt it’s happening now as it’s just after 2200 there.

the troops aren't yet in place to do it even if they decide to

ufo, Sunday, 22 March 2026 20:07 (four days ago)

Yeah Kharg Island has nothing to do with the strait per se. The idea such as it is is that by seizing their main oil export terminal they can pressure them to ... whatever. But also we're embargoing Iranian oil anyway. Except when we're not. Just epic amounts of dumb.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 22 March 2026 20:26 (four days ago)

haven't we won this war 12 times already in the last 3 weeks what are we doing here

frogbs, Sunday, 22 March 2026 20:27 (four days ago)

one of the most common memes in response to how self-defeating (as well as genocidal and illegal and outright evil) US war strategy is from Middle Eastern resistance twitter I keep seeing is the "Is there a problem with the war you ordered?" one. And it is a winning meme everywhere. I can imagine it is even winning in the US tbh.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 20:55 (four days ago)

Israel has destroyed the Qasmiyeh Bridge, a key coastal crossing north of Tyre that serves as a main link between southern Lebanon and Beirut, effectively cutting off large parts of the south from the rest of the country

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:04 (four days ago)

I still remember when we went to Iraq how there were American flags and "support the troops" bumper stickers and yard signs everywhere, obviously a lot of it was a halo effect from 9/11 but there was still this sense that you could not under any circumstance criticize the war, I'm seeing literally none of that now

frogbs, Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:15 (four days ago)

There was more enthusiasm for Ukraine than there is for this.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:23 (four days ago)

𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦 𝟮𝟰-𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗪 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗤

According to sources, amid escalating tensions and mounting pressure on the ground, the United States has requested a 24-hour ceasefire to allow for the safe withdrawal… pic.twitter.com/Z8nl5ekYdo

— Ibrahim Majed (@IbrahimMajed) March 22, 2026

looks like they are giving up on Iraq, goodbye Jalani and all US bases in the Gulf. If I'm not posting absolute bollox here (perish the thought)- this is big.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:27 (four days ago)

Everything is fine.

Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran.

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:46 (four days ago)

Exclusive: Patriot missile involved in Bahrain blast likely US-operated

even Reuters calling out Usrael false flag operations in their headlines!

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2026 21:50 (four days ago)

xp incredible

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Sunday, 22 March 2026 22:52 (four days ago)

Barely exaggerated

Interesting disclaimer. But I shrink from watching the footage that would fact check this summary, because it would entail listening to Trump speak for 45 minutes, which is unendurable torture.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 22 March 2026 23:16 (four days ago)

🚨Just Now: Massive blackouts across Tehran after US airstrikes target the city's electrical grid. pic.twitter.com/Lvd3WwOHpC

— Jesse Cohen (@JesseCohenInv) March 22, 2026

a very dumb escalation seeing as the IRGC haven't been targeting power and desalination plants in the Gulf states up to now, which will be getting annihilated within hours.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 07:32 (three days ago)

The FT now reporting that, even without the energy shocks, there's a pretty good chance that the closure of Hormuz will pop the AI bubble and lead to a stock market crash pic.twitter.com/Hr46CY3cTS

— Nicholas Guyatt (@NicholasGuyatt) March 22, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 07:40 (three days ago)

based Trump is finishing off the dastardly AI tech-bro oligarchy and liberating Iraq after 23 years of colonial occupation.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 07:45 (three days ago)

that strikes are happening on Iranian power infrastructure before Trump's 48 hour deadline suggest that maybe he has absolutely no control over their genocidal junior partner in crime. Also just words mean nothing of course.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 07:49 (three days ago)

🐦[The FT now reporting that, even without the energy shocks, there’s a pretty good chance that the closure of Hormuz will pop the AI bubble and lead to a stock market crash pic.twitter.com/Hr46CY3cTS🕸
— Nicholas Guyatt (@NicholasGuyatt) March 22, 2026🕸]🐦

i know this will lead to misery for ordinary working people and the oligarchs will be fine but I am cheering this on.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 08:20 (three days ago)

based Trump is finishing off the dastardly AI tech-bro oligarchy and liberating Iraq after 23 years of colonial occupation.

maybe there is something to accellerationism

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 08:22 (three days ago)

Pretty good thread on the inadequacy of these no kings rallies.

No Kings is planning 3000-events on 3/28 and its 1700-word press release makes zero mention of Iran, only opaque mentions of “illegal wars” (which ones?) I like many of the orgs involved but what’s the utility of these generic “anti-authoritarian” word salads at this moment

— Adam Johnson (@adamjohnsonCHI) March 22, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 08:26 (three days ago)

i’m going with an explicit anti-Iran war message

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 08:27 (three days ago)

Cheer on the Islamic Republic and its destruction of AI!

You can't go wrong.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 08:46 (three days ago)

i know this will lead to misery for ordinary working people and the oligarchs will be fine but I am cheering this on.

With this kind of volatility, anyone who is able to predict which actions Trump will take next will also be cheering it on

anvil, Monday, 23 March 2026 10:06 (three days ago)

Everything is fine.

Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran.
― wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 22 March 2026

This Bluesky thread reasons this fairly poor piece (the humour was junk) as AI

https://bsky.app/profile/fireh9lly.bsky.social/post/3mhpt3eljfs2p

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:07 (three days ago)

WASHINGTON — The USS Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier is leaving the fight with Iran and heading back to port, a U.S. official familiar with the matter said, after a fire broke out in its laundry area and left at least two sailors with non-life-threatening injuries.

in the past some chud would post a pic of a US aircraft carrier with "x-country is about to find out why we don't have healthcare". Now people might just think it is time to demand healthcare rather funding a floating brick-shithouse.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:17 (three days ago)

from the grauniad - date of the apocalypse pushed back slightly:

The US president, Donald Trump, has said he has instructed the defence department to postpone all airstrikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for a five day period. This is subject to the “success” of ongoing “meetings and discussions”, he said in a Truth Social post.

Trump said that, over the last two days, Washington and Tehran had “very good and productive conversations regarding a complete and total resolution of our hostilities in the Middle East”.

Trump said on Saturday that he was giving Iran 48 hours – until shortly before midnight GMT on Monday – to open the strait of Hormuz, the vital waterway effectively being blocked by Iran which carries about a fifth of global oil and liquefied natural gas supplies.

Tehran said it would “irreversibly destroy” essential infrastructure across the Middle East, including vital water systems, if the US followed through on Trump’s threat.

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:23 (three days ago)

Xp either it’s ai or the author is an idiot who doesn’t know how jokes work, I might start saying “that’s narrow like in white and tailored as in card apparently” tho

jus au rascal (wins), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:25 (three days ago)

xp

there was an industrial site in Iran bombed last night and some people were reporting it as a hit on a power station, thank fuck it wasn't a power station.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:35 (three days ago)

If I were not completely disregarding every post calzino makes itt I would have thought the attacks had already happened!!

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:37 (three days ago)

good for you, good for America!

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:39 (three days ago)

calz, the footage you posted last night from jesse cohen was from march 4th, there's been a community note added since then

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:42 (three days ago)

anyway, fingers crossed this is the start of a classic trump taco manouevre although fuck knows how it'll be possible to reverse-ferret from this position

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:43 (three days ago)

calz is still more trustworthy than Trump

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:44 (three days ago)

Hmm maybe what ilx needs is *better* twitter integration, so we can auto-update the twitter embeds whenever something is confirmed misinformation

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:45 (three days ago)

xxxp
yes I have seen that now. I will harikari myself next week. No it is rare bit of good news and glad the post was bollox. If IRGC started hitting desalination plants today that would not be good.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:46 (three days ago)

Okay lol I looked up how "JesseCohenInv" is and why he has a platform and this is just *chef's kiss*
https://www.businessinsider.com/elliott-hedge-fund-jesse-cohen-profile-2019-10?op=1

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 23 March 2026 11:48 (three days ago)

I honestly don't follow Jesse Cohen and have never heard of them. And they posted some fake bollox and I posted it. I'm owning it!

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:51 (three days ago)

anyway my brother lives in an Oman desert facing part of Dubai and I get real reportage from him on what's happening the Gulf. I'm glad the desalination plant there isn't getting bombed today tbh.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 11:54 (three days ago)

Professor Seyed Mohammad Marandi is saying there were not any talks with Trump and he simply backed down.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 12:06 (three days ago)

from al-jazeera's liveblog:

Iranian media say no direct or indirect contact with Trump, claim he ‘backed down’
Iran’s Fars news agency, citing an unnamed Iranian source, says there has been no direct contact with US President Donald Trump, “not through an intermediary”.

The source claimed Trump “backed down” after being warned that Iran would target power plants.

The report added that Trump had said talks with Iran were under way, despite the source denying any such communication.

The claims could not be independently verified, and there has been no immediate comment from US officials.

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 March 2026 12:09 (three days ago)

BREAKING: Iran issues a statement DENYING President Trump's post which claimed the US and Iran have had "productive conversations" to end the Iran War:

Iran says:

1. "There has been no indirect or direct contact with President Trump"

2. President Trump is trying to "buy time"…

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 23, 2026

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 12:19 (three days ago)

how it'll be possible to reverse-ferret from this position

Hoping that "reverse-feeret position" isn't something my wife wants us to try tonight

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 March 2026 12:28 (three days ago)

At 7:04 AM ET today, President Trump said “the US and Iran have had productive discussions" to end the Iran War.

By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 surged +240 points adding +$2 TRILLION in market cap.

27 minutes later, Iran completely denied all of President Trump's claims and said there has been "no contact" with the US.

By 8:00 AM ET. the S&P 500 had fallen -120 points erasing -$1 trillion in market cap.

That's a $3 TRILLION swing market cap in 56 minutes, just in the S&P 500.

It's insane how the mad king's words can flex markets in the trillions range.

calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 12:32 (three days ago)

More market manipulation lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 March 2026 12:44 (three days ago)

At some point you’d think some of these smart money people would get tired of holding on to his every word like it means anything

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 March 2026 12:47 (three days ago)

It's insane how the mad king's words can flex markets in the trillions range.

― calzino, Monday, 23 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

More market manipulation lol

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Market as a site for manipulation as a feature of the system.

I will always recall how weeks and weeks of Market speculation led to Mario Draghi's "whatever it takes" statement to stabilize the Euro. Seen as a masterstroke by the elitea at the time. Nobody back then saw it as a crazy how a mere statement meant poverty for millions in Southern Europe, or that if words can move markets one way by a technocrat in power then unstable words by another powerful man can zig zag markets like its happening now.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 12:54 (three days ago)

Very serious people, much expert, so stability

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 March 2026 13:00 (three days ago)

lol look at how CBS couches these poll results. Scroll down far enough and you get that only 40% approve of the war and 60% disapprove, 57% think it's going badly, 68% think Trump hasn't clearly explained goals, and the top priority for 92% is to end it as quickly as possible. But because of one question, where 53% say it wouldn't be acceptable to end with the current Iran regime in power, the article/analysis does a huge amount of throat-clearing and brow-furrowing about how Americans are divided on the war and don't want it to end with regime still in power.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/opinion-poll-iran-war-regime-2028-03-22/

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 23 March 2026 13:56 (three days ago)

Thanks, Bari!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2026 14:05 (three days ago)

53% say it wouldn't be acceptable to end with the current Iran regime in power

this alone speaks loudly to the lack of informed opinion within the US public. any serious attempt at accomplishing this would require the kind of massive commitment of the proverbial 'blood and treasure' that almost no one in the US has the slightest appetite for. that 53% don't understand what they are asking for.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 23 March 2026 17:36 (three days ago)

That 53% would dwindle to nothing if there were a wartime tax levied to pay for it. Scott Bessent was asked about raising taxes and he said that was a stupid suggestion.

cinematic hobo hip-hop rock ‘n’ roll blues-jazz soul-review (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 March 2026 18:04 (three days ago)

another TACO moment

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 23 March 2026 18:11 (three days ago)

Iran's Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf:

"Our people demand the complete and humiliating punishment of the aggressors. All officials stand firmly behind their Leader and people until this goal is achieved.

No negotiations with the US have taken place. This fake news is intended to manipulate financial and oil markets and to escape the quagmire that the US and Israel are trapped in."

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 18:14 (three days ago)

No negotiations with the US have taken place. This fake news is intended to manipulate financial and oil markets and to escape the quagmire that the US and Israel are trapped in."

and it working for now lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 March 2026 18:18 (three days ago)

There's an old adage in the markets, "buy on the rumor and sell on the fact". This makes Trump's market manipulation much easier. All it gets him is a day or two of good headlines, but more importantly, it muddies the narrative by injecting confusions and contradictions.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 23 March 2026 18:44 (three days ago)

‪Emily Gorcenski‬
✧@em✧✧✧.gor✧✧✧.s✧✧‬
· 22m
One thing that would be great to learn is if everyone reads Trump’s tweets on Truth Social at the same time or if they are delayed by some minutes to all but a small group.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 23 March 2026 18:45 (three days ago)

At some point you’d think some of these smart money people would get tired of holding on to his every word like it means anything

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, March 23, 2026 11:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

It’s bots not people, it’s part of the reason why the swings are so massive and so quick. The algo trading computers that just look at charts have been added to by agentic traders that read the news.

Ed, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:18 (three days ago)

reminds me of the William Gibson book that revolves around how to get a few seconds ahead on market predictions

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:20 (three days ago)

I think back in the 80s they used to arrest people for this type of stuff.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:26 (three days ago)

hey yall multiple atomic bombs were just dropped

source: people i trust

z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:29 (three days ago)

reports of bombs in the air right now over all countries

z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:30 (three days ago)

it's just as i always said. i knew this was going to happen. i'm just glad i was one of the first people to spread the news

z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:30 (three days ago)

I wanna be a part of it

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:31 (three days ago)

@grok Is this true?

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:31 (three days ago)

ah shit, i'm hearing reports from other people i trust that all of this is a lie

glad to hear it, glad i was wrong on that one! let's see, what do i do now...i could reassess my own value as someone who wants to be the very first person to report any news that aligns with what i want, or...i could double down

double down, no learning, full speed ahead

let's quadruple down actually, like, for the next two huge mistakes i make in a row, and if that doesn't work i will double down again until i'm right

z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:32 (three days ago)

thats why gambling is the best addiction. if you indulge it enough you could actually solve all your problems. imagine if an entire country was run that way.

frogbs, Monday, 23 March 2026 19:35 (three days ago)

In the future we'll all be otm for fifteen minutes

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:36 (three days ago)

If I can make it there

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 March 2026 19:43 (three days ago)

double down, no learning, full speed ahead

let's quadruple down actually, like, for the next two huge mistakes i make in a row, and if that doesn't work i will double down again until i'm right

― z_tbd, Monday, 23 March 2026 bookmarkflaglink

If the President of the US is doing why not its subjects (bots)

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 March 2026 20:02 (three days ago)

It's up to you

Shitpost Malone (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 March 2026 20:38 (three days ago)

New York, New York

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 March 2026 21:06 (three days ago)

Uhh, it's my girlfriend in Niagara Falls, you guys wouldn't know her

The president said his top envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner spoke with their Iranian counterparts on Sunday.

However, Trump declined to say to whom Witkoff was speaking, saying he did not want them to be killed.

“Nobody wants that job right now. Nobody’s exactly looking forward to being the head of that particular country, but perhaps we’ll be able to solve that problem,” he said.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 23 March 2026 21:27 (three days ago)

hey yall multiple atomic bombs were just dropped

OK but if this was actually true, do I buy or sell? I need information I can act on!

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 23 March 2026 21:30 (three days ago)

From the Financial Times:

Traders made bets worth half a billion dollars in the oil market about 15 minutes before Donald Trump’s post touting “productive” talks with Iran sent the price of crude tumbling and ignited volatility in other assets.

Roughly 6,200 Brent and West Texas Intermediate futures contracts changed hands between 6.49am and 6.50am New York time on Monday, just a quarter of an hour ahead of the US president’s post on Truth Social that there had in recent days been “productive conversations” with Tehran to end the war in Iran. The notional value of those trades was $580mn, according to FT calculations based on Bloomberg data.

Trading volumes for Brent and WTI leapt at the same time, 27 seconds before 6.50am. Futures tracking the S&P 500 share index jumped in price moments after the oil trade, with volumes also rising significantly during that timeframe.

It was not known whether one entity or several entities were behind Monday’s trades.

Trump’s announcement at 7.04am triggered a sharp sell-off across global energy markets and jumps in S&P 500 stock index futures and European equities as investors dialled back bets of a prolonged conflict.

The well-timed trades echoed the flurry of large highly profitable bets made on prediction market Polymarket on the timing of the US’s attacks in recent months on Iran and Venezuela.

“It’s hard to prove causality . . . but you have to wonder who would have been relatively aggressive at selling futures at that point, 15 minutes before Trump’s post,” said a market strategist at a US broker, referring to Monday’s trades.

White House spokesperson Kush Desai said: “The only focus of President Trump and Trump administration officials is doing what’s best for the American people.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 00:29 (two days ago)

This exchange on Morning Joe re: Iran war ⬇️

Joe Scarborough: Is it a good thing that we're degrading Iran's military infrastructure? Yes or no.

Schumer: “It's a premature question, what is going to happen in the next several months? … Is it worth it?”

The 'opposition' really love this.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 07:36 (two days ago)

I'm not sure I'd count hospitals, power stations, schools and residential zones as military infrastructure. But crazy Epstein class apologists are not very good at concealing why the entire world despises them.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 07:49 (two days ago)

BBC News reports that at least 20 hospitals and medical centres in Iran have been targeted in air strikes – each a grave war crime – but forgets to mention in the entire segment who is actually targeting them. pic.twitter.com/xjik4XZ4f5

— Jonathan Cook (@Jonathan_K_Cook) March 23, 2026

what "eroded military infrastructure" in Iran really looks like

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 07:56 (two days ago)

I'm not buying any of this nonsense about Netanyahu going rogue on Trump. It's just such obvious staged bullshit.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 08:05 (two days ago)

hagueseth brags about doing war crimes but doesn’t have the courage to own up individual crimes, sad! America demands dead schoolgirls!

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 08:33 (two days ago)

was reading earlier about parents of the girls of the Tayyebeh elementary school bombing, tending their graves, still absolutely physically and mentally destroyed by what happened. Western media was able to move one from this little inconsequential war story much faster than they could.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 08:42 (two days ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (two days ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (two days ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (two days ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (two days ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (two days ago)

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply https://t.co/NrZrUOqbky | opinion

— Financial Times (@FT) March 24, 2026



more reasons to be cheerful, or if not just make sure to stock up on dried pulses, pasta and rice

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:25 (two days ago)

Post it six tines so the Americans can hear that

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:29 (two days ago)

I hope this isn't the start of a new ploy by calz to get his message across.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:31 (two days ago)

what are you talking about, Tom?

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:37 (two days ago)

or shit sorry I was on my phone, and flagging froze and crashed, lol!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:38 (two days ago)

apparently, the financial times is worried about the world’s fertilizer resources. I read it somewhere. I can’t remember where

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:41 (two days ago)

Reasons to be cheerful, part 6

jus au rascal (wins), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:43 (two days ago)

If fertiliser isn’t moving through the Strait of Hormuz in two weeks’ time, we won’t be debating any more, we’ll be sending in aid. If it’s not moving in four weeks, we’ll be managing instability. It’s time to act on the agricultural calendar, not the diplomatic one.

the FT doesn't gaf about bombed schools but are reporting on the real dire locked-in consequences this will have for already stressed By Ukraine War food supply chains.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:45 (two days ago)

great feeling to nail that post the first time, phew!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:46 (two days ago)

lol, just imagine if it had been a bollox community notes flagged post times 6!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:47 (two days ago)

RUSSIA HAS STOPPED SENDING OUT AMMONIA NITRATE FOR NOW AND WILL ONLY START AGAIN AFTER APRIL 21

just basically when most of the spring harvest has been planted I think? Wins is probably the one that knows this stuff.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 09:55 (two days ago)

A huge US Air Force bomber has declared an in-flight emergency while travelling over England's south coast today.

The B52 bomber was seen circling at approximately 10,000 feet just east of Southampton. The aircraft, registration 60-0060, sent out a 7700 signal - the standard code used by pilots to indicate a general emergency - before starting to descend.

One of these fuckers crashes in the UK full of 100lb bombs then it's all on Starmer.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 11:08 (two days ago)

Air crashes do come in threes, they say...

imago, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 11:10 (two days ago)

obv a hand of God incident

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 11:13 (two days ago)

probably lots of wear and tear maintenance issues as well now they are having to fly a lot further to bomb hospitals and schools, all the way from Airstrip One rather than from their trashed bases in the Middle East.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 11:15 (two days ago)

xps spring drilling is underway yeah. I was reading up on the fertiliser thing:

https://ahdb.org.uk/news/middle-east-conflict-farm-impacts

Per that, most arable farmers will already have bought their fertiliser for this year so idk how quickly we will see the effect on cereal prices. Doesn’t look good though!

jus au rascal (wins), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 12:05 (two days ago)

Worthwhile summary and history context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2fS8VJ8qfE

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 16:11 (two days ago)

From the NYT, MBS is the strongest arm strong-arming Trump to keep on bombing:

Saudi Arabia’s de facto leader, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, has been pushing President Trump to continue the war against Iran, arguing that the U.S.-Israeli military campaign presents a “historic opportunity” to remake the Middle East, according to people briefed by American officials on the conversations.

In a series of conversations over the last week, Prince Mohammed has conveyed to Mr. Trump that he must press toward the destruction of Iran’s hard-line government, the people familiar with the conversations said.

Prince Mohammed, the people familiar with the discussions said, has argued that Iran poses a long-term threat to the Gulf that can only be eliminated by getting rid of the government.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel also views Iran as a long-term threat, but analysts say Israeli officials would probably view a failed Iranian state that is too caught up in internal turmoil to menace Israel as a win, while Saudi Arabia views a failed state in Iran as a grave and direct security threat.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 16:56 (two days ago)

nice try, MBS, but you're going to have to give jared another $2 billion if you want the u.s. to stay

z_tbd, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 17:04 (two days ago)

why? Why this clown? Am I missing something?

Pakistani sources said the US vice-president, JD Vance, was being put forward as a probable chief negotiator from the US side if talks went ahead.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:11 (two days ago)

The other options not so glowing either

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:13 (two days ago)

Maybe this attempt to burnish Vance as a competent leader is preliminary positioning for the approaching day of Trump's demise.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:18 (two days ago)

vance is the fall guy for when the ‘negotiations’ go nowhere

natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:31 (two days ago)

that's what I was thinking too

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:31 (two days ago)

cosign

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:36 (two days ago)

The source said the Iranian side viewed Vance as a more acceptable interlocutor. Vance is widely viewed as a sceptic of the decision to entangle the US in a Middle East war and has largely kept quiet on the conflict. “If the negotiations are going to have any outcome, JD Vance should join,” they said. “With Witkoff and Kushner, nothing will come out of it. We have seen that in the past.”
(Guardian)

Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:37 (two days ago)

doubt he's intended to be a fall guy, because this would require some self awareness on how much they all suck and the degree they have fucked up

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:42 (two days ago)

pulp fiction:

Donald Trump has claimed Iran “agreed they will never have a nuclear weapons”.

Speaking to reporters while swearing in Markwayne Mullin as new Homeland Security Secretary, he said Iran was “talking to us and they’re talking sense.”

He continued: “It all starts with they cannot have a nuclear weapon,” adding: “I don’t want to say in advance, but they’ve agreed they will never have a nuclear weapon. They’ve agreed to that.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:49 (two days ago)

damn Witkoff and Kushner making JD look like a good option is funny

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:51 (two days ago)

He continued: “It all starts with they cannot have a nuclear weapon,” adding: “I don’t want to say in advance, but they’ve agreed they will never have a nuclear weapon. They’ve agreed to that.”

they agreed to that back in 2015

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:52 (two days ago)

I can't imagine there will be any more negotiations any time soon. Trump and Hegseth have destroyed that offramp by killing them while they were negotiating. They aren't going to forget about that imo. Possibly not just a breach of the Vienna Convention, but just absolutely fucking evil and bad and a very dangerous precedent to set.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:53 (two days ago)

the war is widely popular in Israel so I don't think they'll walk away just yet, but trump is obv looking for an exit strategy

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:54 (two days ago)

Right, I think the Trump team knows they fucked up. Doesn't mean they'll start making good decisions or acknowledge their mistakes, but they will try to find some way out.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 18:58 (two days ago)

I'll say again that there's a certain pleasure in watching the US think it's an irresistible force, and to have it meet an actual immovable object.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 19:01 (two days ago)

yea I mean everything he's fucked with has some internal motivation to placate him, Democrats obviously don't want the federal government destroyed, our allies don't want to dissolve NATO, a ton of countries rely on us economically, but Iran genuinely hates us and has been planning for this for decades, they have no reason to negotiate especially now that it's clear they've got us where it hurts

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 19:06 (two days ago)

Trump is claiming more negotiations have taken place and Iran gave him "a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money".

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:36 (two days ago)

he's fucking delusional

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:37 (two days ago)

It's going to turn out they've been negotiating with some guy in Westwood.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:38 (two days ago)

Iran gave him "a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money".

He's just talking about his enormous profits from market manipulations and insider trading.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:43 (two days ago)

so now we're all palsy-walsy with the Mullahs

President Trump said Tuesday that Tehran gave the U.S. a “present” related to oil and gas as the countries look toward a potential ceasefire, though he did not specify exactly what the gift was.

“They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money,” Trump said of Iran.

“It wasn’t nuclear-related, it was oil and gas-related,” he added, though he did not offer further details.

He described it as “very significant.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:44 (two days ago)

Absolutely incredible:

Minutes after the 10Y Note Yield rose to 4.43%, US officials said peace talks with Iran could come as soon as Thursday.

However, yields continue to hold as skepticism over peace talks has grown, with the 10Y Note Yield now at 4.40%.

looks like Trump's lying to spin markets trick has stopped working today

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:50 (two days ago)

It's going to turn out they've been negotiating with some guy in WestwoodJames Austin Johnson.

― 138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes)

nickn, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 20:51 (two days ago)

The Iranian state media is already clowning him about this gift bullshit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 21:31 (two days ago)

I know it’s totally not true, but it is amazing that Trump would brag about being bribed by a foreign government

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:01 (two days ago)

He should go on TV holding a big prop gift with an enormous bow. “Look!!! It’s significant!!!”

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:08 (two days ago)

apparently there was a US airstrike on a PMF base in Iraq today which killed their leader and 15 others. And now the Iraq PM has said it is fine for the 250000 strong PMF to attack US/Israel forces in the region "by any means necessary". Nothing to see here, lads!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:20 (two days ago)

Trump's 'art of the deal' boils down to identifying his counterpart's nads and squeezing them until they start hurting, and then offering to stop squeezing them upon release of a certain amount of money. in this case it appears that Iran may in fact be the nad squeezer

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:28 (two days ago)

Iran allows the Kingdom of Spain to use the Strait of Hormuz with complete freedom without restrictions or barriers that impede the maritime navigation of Spanish ships and tankers.

see that, that's what you get when your country is not a pathetic lapdog to a degenerate empire or cucked by Israel and decides boldly to pursue its own foreign policy.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:36 (two days ago)

why? Why this clown? Am I missing something?

Pakistan clutching at straws there, misguidedly thinking there must surely be someone in the Trump administration who isn't a complete cretin.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 22:55 (two days ago)

apparently there was a US airstrike on a PMF base in Iraq today which killed their leader and 15 others. And now the Iraq PM has said it is fine for the 250000 strong PMF to attack US/Israel forces in the region "by any means necessary". Nothing to see here, lads!

― calzino, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 3:20 PM (two hours ago)

I am interested in this news, can you give me a source for it other than yourself or Twitter?

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:50 (yesterday)

Al-Jazeerz says the PM is “delivering a formal note of protest.” Which a little less Malcolm Xy.

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:56 (yesterday)

I really want Iran to start denying Trump gag gifts - start with a gold model of Epstein island. (Possibly just gold plating over some highly enriched uranium recovered from the bunker the US blew up a couple of years ago).

Ed, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:56 (yesterday)

Sounds xpost

138,683 Serious, Earnest Americans Emphasize Demand for Prepar (President Keyes), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:56 (yesterday)

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/24/iraq-to-summon-us-iranian-envoys-over-deadly-attacks-pms-office

In Tuesday’s statement, al-Sudani’s office also said the National Security Council had agreed “to confront and respond to military attacks” targeting the PMF and branches of the Iraqi armed forces, in accordance with the right to respond and self-defense”.

The statement said the decision was made “in light of the unjustified attacks and grave violations of Iraqi sovereignty, including the targeting of official security headquarters”.

seems like: iraqi government is fine with militias & the army retaliating against attacks on them by whoever (whether it's usa/israel or iran) but hasn't granted the sort of carte blanche calzino was implying

ufo, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 00:59 (yesterday)

that seems about right, thanks.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 01:01 (yesterday)

We're gonna invade Iraq again but do it right this time

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 01:10 (yesterday)

Al-Jazeerz says the PM is “delivering a formal note of protest.” Which a little less Malcolm Xy.

Malcolm seXy

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 02:35 (yesterday)

It seems like US negotiated a ceasefire with the PMF and when had they safely got their last military and private contractors out of the base, they launched a surprise airstrike on a PMF base and killed their commander and +15 others. I think that action will be very constructive in progressing the chances of good faith negotiations with Iran.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 06:00 (yesterday)

🇺🇸 JUSTIN: Pentagon report flags serious flaws in the USS Ford aircraft carrier, deeper than the laundry room fire, raising doubts about its ability to operate under enemy attack, Bloomberg reports. pic.twitter.com/r0ot7twsHR

— Defence Index (@Defence_Index) March 24, 2026

burning lint in a laundry probably never caused so much damage even in the era of wooden ships!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 07:58 (yesterday)

the USS Maine was sunk by someone putting metal in the microwave

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:19 (yesterday)

Israel's Channel 14 claiming that Iranian Foreign Minister Aragchi and parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf have received "immunity" from assassination by US/Israel for the negotiation period. Basically threatening that if they don't agree to Trump terms, they'll be murdered afterward[

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:25 (yesterday)

Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵 https://t.co/TT7m7JkBG5

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) March 25, 2026



vital pro tips on how to survive the end of empire days

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:32 (yesterday)

Here is some more fun videos if you have an account to the evil app.

The Islamic Resistance in Iraq has released a video from some of their recent attacks on US forces at Camp Victory in Baghdad, showing drones hitting a radar system and a Black Hawk helicopter in broad daylight. pic.twitter.com/KT1VoBhPsc

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) March 25, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:37 (yesterday)

beautiful vid

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 08:37 (yesterday)

going great

Michael Caley‬
✧@michaelca✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
· 1h
Iran looking to formalize its control over the Strait and its power to receive tolls from favored nations in exchange for freedom of movement

says India, Pakistan, Iraq, Malaysia and China are in negotiations now to establish rules of transit

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:32 (yesterday)

never let your power to receive tolls diminish

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:39 (yesterday)

Can't see anything but attempted invasion of Iranian islands once the 'talks' collapse at the weekend. Tens of thousands live across them too.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:47 (yesterday)

Apparently there are a whole lot of archaeological sites on Kharg Island which will no doubt end up being trashed - a la ISIS - by the Americans.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:54 (yesterday)

surprising this braindead president hasn't just called it a day and renamed it Strait of America - problem solved!

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:58 (yesterday)

‪OSINTRadar‬
✧@osintra✧✧✧.b✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧‬
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⚡Iran has rejected the peace agreement plan proposed by the US

"Iran will end the war when it decides to do so and when its own conditions are met," reported the Iranian TV channel Press TV, citing a high-ranking source in the Iranian government.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 14:58 (yesterday)

As compared to Saddam's braggadocio mouthpiece during the first Gulf War, I find this statement very credible.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 17:46 (yesterday)

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Iran’s state TV has responded to the US’s 15-point plan to end the war, setting out a list of five demands it says must be met before the country will agree.

The list includes reparations for damage and formal recognition of its control over the Strait of Hormuz.

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 19:26 (yesterday)

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Smoke has been rising from Kuwait Airport following an Iranian drone attack on fuel tanks at the site. Kuwait condemned the strike, calling it a “dangerous escalation.”

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 19:28 (yesterday)

I can't stand any generative AI shite but was quite tickled by the idea that the Iran state media agency put out a comedy movie parody vid with Judie Dench playing Starmer and another one with Trump as a Lego character. Could never have predicted this timeline.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 20:18 (yesterday)

Iran wants Lebanon included in any ceasefire - report
Iran has told intermediaries that Lebanon must be included in any ceasefire agreement with the United States and Israel, six regional sources familiar with Iran’s position have told Reuters, linking an end of the war to a halt to Israel’s offensive against Hezbollah that has seen it move to occupy large swathes of southern Lebanon (see my last post).

Iran’s Press TV on Wednesday cited an Iranian official saying Tehran wanted any deal with the US to secure an end to the war both on Iran and other “resistance groups” in the region.

A senior Iranian official told Reuters on Wednesday that Tehran was still reviewing a US proposal to end the regional war, indicating that Tehran had so far stopped short of rejecting it outright.

The six regional sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Tehran had informed mediators as early as mid-March that it sought a deal that would also stop Israel’s attacks on Lebanese armed group Hezbollah.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 20:47 (yesterday)

I can't imagine these insane cunts bending to any Iranian ceasefire conditions despite them holding all the cards.

IRGC are claiming to have shot down a US F-18 with some of their own new air defence equipment. It's on dropsite and there are multiple angle vids of it seemingly crashing into the Indian ocean. CENTCOM saying it was an overheating cigarette lighter that caused it to make an unscheduled landing. US seemed to have lost a lot of planes in this war in the last couple of weeks.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:07 (yesterday)

you can smoke in a fighter jet?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:11 (yesterday)

haha I think calz means a 12-volt DC plug

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:11 (yesterday)

which would be amazing if true

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:12 (yesterday)

sorry, my shit attempt at gallows humour. But there is this common theme with CENTOM comms in that nothing actually ever get's shot down, or fatally stricken, or nobody ever actually get's killed.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:15 (yesterday)

“unscheduled detour to the bottom of the ocean”

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:17 (yesterday)

also sadly American cars no longer have cigarette lighters our innocence is lost

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:18 (yesterday)

This idea of a land invasion on Kharg Island or maybe near the Pakistan border, this stuff is insane and won't be like Iowa Jima. Seeing as Trump likes to evoke the fascist cunt Churchill - it would be more like Gallipoli, but even worse because now we are in the FPV suicide drone age where being on an open space of battlefield gives you a lifespan of minutes at best (see the fatality rates of meat assaults in the Ukraine war). The prospects of this invasion being such a fiasco make me think there might be hope for some kind of deal. There must be military people with influence who know this will be a bloodbath for the attacking party.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:23 (yesterday)

this stuff is insane and won't be like Iowa Jima

You’re talking about the 2028 U.S. politics thread?

dell (del), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:32 (yesterday)

Even if it were like Iwo Jima, it would be seen as catastrophically bad. Americans do not have the stomach for the volume of deaths that a "victory" like that cost.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:33 (yesterday)

let's hope, I agree but things are getting really stupid

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:37 (yesterday)

xp

It's the same in the UK, they are slashing away at the last vestige of the social contract for the last 15 years and there is no appetite for anyone to die for the corrupt elites that run this shithole state

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 21:40 (yesterday)

Long queues in front of the gas stations in India. With only 6-days of supply as strategic reserve, india’s oil and gas crisis is worse than any other after the Iran War! pic.twitter.com/dYiXURCiPj

— Ashok Swain (@ashoswai) March 25, 2026

Modi went from that execrable moment of declaring Israel the fatherland and India the motherland of the world. Now he's realising that sucking up to other scummy fascist apartheid regimes is not always in the national interest.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 22:25 (yesterday)

JUST IN: NETANYAHU SEEKS TO POSTPONE ELECTIONS IN ISRAEL DUE TO THE IRAN WAR

No wonder Zelensky is always praising the genocidal Zionist scumbag

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 22:36 (yesterday)

Pakistani Defense Minister:

​"It seems that the goal of the war against Iran has shifted to 'opening' the Strait of Hormuz—which was already open before the war began." pic.twitter.com/b3URkTiwtF

— 𝐓𝐌𝐓 (@TMT_arabic) March 25, 2026



The Pakistan defense minister kind of nails it, really.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2026 22:45 (yesterday)

https://bsky.app/profile/leahmcelrath.bsky.social/post/3mhteqp3xtc22

Ali Akbar Ahmadian Babaki, a leader of the IRGC, apparently posted on Twitter:

"For years, we've been awaiting the Americans' entry into the designated points, and for over two decades, we've been training with the asymmetric warfare strategy for this very moment. Now, we have just one message for the American soldiers: Come closer."

Frankly, I think the best possible strategy for the Iranians would be to say, "The Strait stays closed to you and your allies, open to others. We will negotiate with your successor."

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 26 March 2026 00:56 (six hours ago)

A ground invasion sounds obviously insane but we’re at Strangelove levels already. Imagine a coked up Hegseth amped up, ready to go and goading Trump into being a tough guy. We’re off the fucking map.

Anecdotal meaningless thing: a family friend has a son in military intelligence and his wife is in the military. She was recently was deployed to the middle east. Late last night the family friend was sending out texts about how she found out something and she can’t talk about it but she’s freaking out. This person never hesitates to overshare, so now it’s freaking me out. And it’s probably nothing, or unrelated to war. Things are feeling panicky.

It feels like sitting on a powder keg. This would be the stupidest start to a world war.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 26 March 2026 01:00 (six hours ago)


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