Things to call people you are unhappy with

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This is what my brain did on the way home from work today.

1. fuck-bubbling dickstomper

2. dick-sniffling asswrangler

3. butt-hustling cocksmuggler

4. shit-meddling cuntburglar

5. ass-ratcheting cockstapler

6. nut-murdering twatbutler

7. fuck-mumbling shitbarfer

8. pukefucker

Yeah. Add your own, or tell us about anybody you know who fits any of the above descriptions.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Was this all in reference to the same person or eight different evil elves?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay settle down Beavis.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

COCKFARMER to thread!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Pukefucker is so good it's scary.

I like to quote the closing line from Fishbone's "Lyin Ass Bitch" when I'm really mad at someone: "lying piece of sack of shit, slut trashcan scum is dirtbag BIIIIIIIIIITCH!".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i like "cocksmack," myself.

― janni (janni), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

full props for 'twatbutler,' that's inspired.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, sometimes I think I might have need of a twatbutler.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

These weren't in reference to anybody. I was just sitting there at a traffic light and it started. There were a few more combinations that I forgot.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

cockknocker is a personal fave.

― hstencil, Friday, 30 May 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Asslick is my favourite. Doesn't make sense, though, seeing as I enjoy licking ass myself.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Would you like a twat with your cigar, sir?"

"Yes, thank you, Jeeves."

"Excellent."

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Unhappiness maker

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Tease

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

cock-jostling bitch licker!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

dumpy lunchbucket!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Reptilian fudgepacker

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Republican fudgepacker!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Republican

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

scruffy-looking nerf-herder ;-)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Big meanie...who fucks puke while packing Republican fudge into their asshole.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious wins the prize.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

prize-winning prick pimpler!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

prick-winning prize pimpler!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray, I won me a prick!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

everlasting knobgobbler

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still waiting for the day when I get to call someone out on being a "Butt Hustla" in public

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

assgoblin

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yanc3mo.

oh he's totally gonna kick my ass for that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer "twat doorman."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to pay so much extra, though! Just buzz your friends up when they come like the rest of us.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

yr never happy with me, ally!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes the English language can be a beautiful thing.
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

phones

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

mary wins!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

wanker

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

bitchbag

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat chauffeur?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat maid?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Banc of America Securities Manager.

― hstencil, Friday, 30 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

people tend to laugh when i call them "cum bubble"

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat Waiter?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat busboy!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Pond scum. Assholian amoeba. Shitbrained simperer. Dogfucking dunderheid. Bushbrained, Blairfaced tunnock. Sharonically inhuman. Execrable excrescence. A dimbulb. Shitbrained shitfaced shit. (Ian)Duncugly.

Or Lover, if you really want to annoy them.

Shouldn't we say something nice about someone now?

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat Attendent?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat concierge?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Taintsniffing anus-slave.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Grace Jones- Slave to the Anus

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't we all, Millar, aren't we all.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on the state of the anus.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh it's the state of the anus/That's holding our salvation
Oh, the state of the anus/Is causing deprivation

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, almost forgot. Cuntfucking copout.

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in NYC has a bunch of these, where is he?

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

He's playing a bit role in Road Rules: Penis Shaped Boat Season

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

mingeweed.

― cis (cis), Friday, 30 May 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

all hail Millar. I'm in jizzcurdling prick-stitches

― Aaron A., Friday, 30 May 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Assclown.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(To continue the series running between Jel and me:)

Twat chatelaine?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

concierge du 'twat'

― Aaron A., Friday, 30 May 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat footman?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat valet

"your keys?"

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat porter

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Indentured twat servant

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

TWAT FLUFFER!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat retainer

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Twatty McTwatfuck

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat gardener?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Twatpilot!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

dude teeny that's so fucking bizarre, I was going to post that exact thing(distracted for a moment, I was too late)

so anyway uh

twatrocket?

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

twatjockey!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat stylist

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Twatsnatch

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat-bot

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Twateriffic bumblefuck

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

God this thread sounds like the monologue of a tourettes patient ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 31 May 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

increase the rationality
call them on their action that made you unhappy

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 31 May 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Sebastien: the human new-age fortune cookie

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 31 May 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Cock Jockey, Cock Nazi, Cock Smoker, Ass Fascist, Rectal Ranger, Swelling Rectal Itch, Anal Fissure, Rectal boil, Bi-labial Skin-Bridge Lubricant, Dave Matthews Fan, Smegmagnet,

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Priapic Bonehenge

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Mangina

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Feces-Feaster

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Felch-Belch

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Shorts-soiler, Sheet-soaker

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Scrotal Hygene Attendant

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Back-spackled seed-receptical.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Coprophagiac's cupcake

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Pasty-palmed facilitator of scrotal scrimshaw

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Peekeeper

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Reacharounder

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Jizz Minion

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ASStronaut

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dung whore

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Livestock Prostitute

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Back,Crack'n'Sack Waxer

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Toilet Genius.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Spooge Ninja

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Outhouse Tycoon

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Pope

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Trouser dampener

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Septic Tank Occupant

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Freelance Proctology Guerilla

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Frottage Baron

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex from NYC - I recall reading an old Neil Kulkarni post saying he loved you. I think understand why now.

Keep em coming.

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Bowel Emancipator

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Stool Epicurian

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Trouser dampener

Wait, couldn't that be a compliment? As in "check him out laydeez, hes a real trouser dampener!"

... perhaps not.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 31 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Sebastien: the human new-age fortune cookie

it sure sounds new-age but in practice (if reason is on your side) saying harsh truths = best way to get at someone

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 31 May 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in NYC: Will you be joining up for the July 4 NYCMegaFAP? Can't wait to see what happens when you and Millar meet.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 31 May 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oh, and in the spirit of this thread, Jaz-worshiping toadyboy.)
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 31 May 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

WOT?

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/jaz/jaz70.jpg

― Mr.Coleman (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

cum dumpster

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Manspamhandler

Cabbagecrotch

Groin Denizen

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Bowlegged Ass Clown at the Golf Club Rodeo

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Barnyard Predator

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Bladder Lush

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Pubic Carpeteer

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Phallusitator

Potty Shogun

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I read that as 'Potty Shotgun' and thought that much more amusing at first.

bukkake-watchin' felch gambler

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm dying.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, you are my favorite person ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

If someone doesn't read this thread and start a band called Outhouse Tycoon, I'll be sorely disappointed.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm gonna be called the Barnyard Predator when I join the WWE FOR SURE.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

When you join? I thought you were called that NOW, Bryan.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 1 June 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

oh good lord "bowel emancipator" is a piece of genius. i seem to use the expression "richard dickwad" a lot these days.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 1 June 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

turdlicker
shitcake
slutmonkey
nutshiner
fuzznuts
dickless cunt
assworshipping fool
cocksucking bitch
cocksucking cunt
cocksucking bastard
king dick
shitbrick
cornholer
running sore
addled whore
addle brain bitch
worthless piece of shite
nut grabber
nut sac
nut sucker
asswipe
asswiping dung heap
dickless wonder
goddam piece of motherfucking shite
lowlife scum

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

No, no, NO, Roman, you were supposed to post each one of those individually, so as to up your rating on the statscock!! Dickfumbling nad-tard.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 1 June 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

No, no, NO, Roman, you were supposed to post each one of those individually, so as to up your rating on the statscock!! Dickfumbling nad-tard
Oh no! Gotta find a bridge to jump off.... but in the man time:

soul snatcher (usually said to girlfriends and/or wives guilty of trying to take away our manly priviledges like belching and farting in the spaces of our own home and the occasional outbursts in public when warranted)

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

motherfucking rectal wart

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

lame ass piece of dick cheese

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

whale shit

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

rectal preppy

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

anal preppy

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

cocksucking preppy

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

foul ass cocksucking whore

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Phallic Sorceror

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

trout sniffer

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Jizz Wizard

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

swamp stomper

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

piss twizzler

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Autopsy Detritus

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 June 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Turd Viking

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 June 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Bran Geyser

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 1 June 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Cum Shovel

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 June 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

tubgirl

― Aaron A., Sunday, 1 June 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

pighead

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 1 June 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Asshair masseuse

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 1 June 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Snot-bubbling footlicker

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 1 June 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The nonperson

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 1 June 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

only when it's appropriate: motherfucking cockblocker

― oops (Oops), Monday, 2 June 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Hunting.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I watched that on BRAVO this evening.

COCK IN YOUR GRANDMOTHER I AM FYUCKIN' DROOOOOOONK! I just got back from seeing Ted Leo and the Pharmacists at Bowery Ballroom wit' me friend John and CHRIST ON A CRUTCH, AM I DRUNK RIGHT NOW! Like last night, I almost got in a fight. Am I that much of an asshole that I can't make a simple observation without generating fisticuffs-begging ire? Am I that bad a person?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 2 June 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

....anyway, Ted Leo fuckin' ROCKS!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 2 June 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Truly this is a thread of genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 June 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

How did i omit 'twat emissary'?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 2 June 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a traditonalist.

"wanker".

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

meanie.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

twatgrappler

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

fucburglar

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

knobhurdler

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

spazzwad

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

shit-chuffing cockmuncher

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

fudgenugget

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jockey Slut writer

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

buttsnuffler

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Dave I am probably answering their plea this week. I need the money and like lots of the stuff they push. please have mercy

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, root of all evil that money stuff... just make sure they pay you pronto... and in all honesty it'd be good to see you in there, they got some good guys, too (nick doherty, tom magic feet, martin clarke etc), just messing... still, that's all a bit off-topic... gussetmongers

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

bumgrumbler

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

knobwombler

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

snotbucket

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

cockmangler

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 2 June 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Diaper Gourmet

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Twat chef?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Coincidentally, I called someone a 'twat burger' yesterday.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna end up owning Alex some royalties cuz I seriously want to start a math-metal band and name it "Autopsy Detritus".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

'toilet genius' = genius

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

George Bush

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I like 'ass pope'

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 16 October 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

screaming cuntweasel.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 October 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Not a gentleman, eg: "I do not consider you a gentleman". Let's see anyone come back from that one.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 October 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds me of the only funny thing I ever saw on that cartoon, what was it called? Dr. Katz I think? Someone was bemoaning the state of society, saying he wish he could go back to a time where the worst thing you could say to someone was *cut to scene of Victorian man with a cane and a top hat* "Good day, sir!"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 17 October 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I can't believe I actually wrote "Cock in Your Grandmother!" That's truly awful.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Sssh! Lest you summon Garru!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

shit shovel

― Matt Chesnut, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

AUDITORS

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

"Dicktasters" is my new fave.

― Tantrum (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

FUCK-KNUCKLE COCKLE SUCKLERS

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

bitchlicking nitpicking shitkicking redneck dick (this is a particular person)

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Aardvark! Abecedarians! Aborigine! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Anthracite! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs! Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigar! Bandits! Bashi-bazouks! Beast! Belemnite! Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles! Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! Black beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoor! Blackbird! Blackguards! Blistering Barnacles! Blistereing blundering birdbrain! Bloodsuckers! Blue blistering barnacles! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash! Blunderbuss! Bodysnatcher! Bootlegger! Borgia! Bougainvillea! Brat! Breathalyser! Brigands! Brutes! Bucaneers! Bully! Butcher! Cachinnating cockatoo! Cannibals! Carpetsellers! Caterpillars! Centipede! Cercopithecus! Coelcanth! Colocynths! Corsair! Cowards! Crabapples! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! Diplodocus! Dogs! Doryphore! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypus! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiter! Ectoplasms! Egoists! Fancy-dress Fascist! Fancy-dress Fatima! Fatfaces! Filibusters! Fourlegged Cyrano! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzy! Gallows-fodder! Gang of Theives! Gangsters! Gibbering anthropoids! Gobbledgook! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherer! Gyroscope! Harlequin! Heretic! Highwayman! Hydrocarbon! Iconoclasts! Jellied eel! Jellyfish! Kleptomaniacs! Lily-livered landlubbers! Loathsome brute! Lubberscum! Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! Mister Mule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons! Nitwits! Nitwitted ninepins! Nyctalops! Ophicleides! Orangoutang! Ostrogoth! Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropuses! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers! Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallion! Rats! Rhizopods! Roadhogs! Saucy tramp! Savages! Scorpion! Sea-gherkins! Sea-lice! Shipwreckers! Slavertrader! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfire! Steamroller! Stoolpigeon! Subtropical sea-louse! Swine! Technocrat! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes! Vandal! Vegetarian! Vermicellis! Viper! Visigoths! Vulture! Weevils! Whippersnapper! Wildcat! Woodlice! Zapotecs!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

emmy-award winner!

― ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Clay Aiken

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

May this thread never be destroyed and be forever my greatest reference guide

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Pipe down, bitchnose.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Coprophagic craven chum-bucket of pus!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Well done Tuomas!

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Those must be Captain Haddock's.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh you bet!

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

I am in awe of "Bi-labial Skin-Bridge Lubricant", and if someone can actually SAY that and make it sound natural in the flow of conversation w/out ROFLing, I will buy them a pony.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

MC Anal Creampie

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

...and there go my chances of being elected to nationwide political office

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

TURDS.

― gunther heartymeal, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

SAY that and make it sound natural in the flow of conversation w/out ROFLing, I will buy them a pony.

You owe me a pony. Cough it up!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

"pal"

"chooch"

"mack"

"jack"

"buddy"

"mate"

"bucko"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 February 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

cockbag

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 17 February 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

emmy-award winner!
-- ai lien (kold_krus...), February 16th, 2005.

GRAMMY AWARD WINNER.
I hope you win a grammy.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 17 February 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

"tough guy"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

that's one of my favorites

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

that and calling women "lady"

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah, that's close kin to telling a story with an anyonymous yet bitchy female in it where the teller apparently feels her gender is important enough to flag up thus: "so this.. this WOMAN... comes over and starts telling me that.."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

fucktardonaut

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

great big bag of douche

― Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

no, it's great big SMELLY bag of douche, also
drill
dildarian
"my friend" (knew my dad was really pissed off when I heard this)

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

adding "smelly" loses the alliteration effect to these ears.

― Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

That guy...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

xpost
saying it out loud, I see what you mean. (voice in background: "you talking to ME?")

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

"captain" as in captain dipshit.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 25 February 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

Alex, I nearly had a hernia reading all those and trying to stifle the laughter! Oh God...

Rectal Deity

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

twatfungus

or if you're really unhappy with them,

cuntfungus

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

The insults that started this thread are quite Homeric.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

Mr. President

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

twatty bollock

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

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