I JUST OUTFOXED THE POLICE HAW HAW

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A cop just pulled me over and asked me if I ate at McDonald's.

I was/am very high and in the possesion of a controlled substance in my black bag which sat in a ball on the rear floor of my car.

Apparently, I was suspected of littering a McDonald's cup. I explained how I didn't do it terribly. I was so fucking baked. They even had a second cop there and I thought I would get nailed for sure.

And somehow they didn't feel a need to search me! But a $75 fine for speeding = no good.

:/

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

A cop just pulled me over and asked me if I ate at McDonald's.
You wouldn't happen to live in Fort Myers, Florida, would you?

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a much much worse police story... but I'm not gonna tell it.

Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure none of us want to hear it.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The pig was cool!

Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure how this happened, but once my best friend and his brother were were smoking up while driving, got pulled over, the cops found the (admittedly very small amount of) weed, and yet they somehow drove away with not even a ticket. Wha!?!?

And this wasn't in like northern California or anything either. It just baffles me completely

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Most cops out there really don't want to concern themselves with people who have tiny bits of marijuana on them. They're usually very busy and are anxious to capture the big-time drug traffickers and drug pushers, so if you have a tiny amount of marijuana and own up to it (AND treat the cops with respect) you can and do get away with it.

Small amounts of cocaine or heroin or any stronger drugs out there, though -- no leeway whatsoever. 'Tis good. I can trust a highly intelligent, extremely mature individual with a joint, but not with a line of Bolivian marching powder or a needle full of dope.

Me need sleep now. Sleep sleep GLORIOUS sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This is true. Cops have tossed my friend's hitter and took my nice glass bowl w/o charging me. (i'm sure they just threw it away. yeah.)
A few weeks ago I was at Cedar Point and my friend was having a smoke out in our hotel room as I was sleeping. Cops come in, he gives them a sack and a bowl. They ask if there's anything more. He gives them another sack. 'Yes, that's all officer'. They ask US what they think THEY should do with us. What are you supposed to say to that? In the end, they just took the ganja and left, telling us it was our lucky day. Hahahaha! We still got our dank, motherfuckers! Had to smoke outta tinfoil the rest of the trip, but that's a small price to pay.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

those cops got so high

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

one was an old frosty bitch, the other two were younger than me prolly (i'm 25). the girl one looked SOOO baked, and kept asking us personal questions. yeah, she wanted 'it'.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

before i went into the Belmont Park grandstand saturday i had my bag "searched" (i.e. glanced into) by a friendly-looking woman in her 50s, with ratty gray hair done up in a pony-tail underneath her black security cap; she grinned a crooked grin and said "you got any grass in there?" and i actually said "i wish!!" Belmont Park rules!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I can trust a highly intelligent, extremely mature individual with a joint, but not with a line of Bolivian marching powder or a needle full of dope.

:(

dz, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The moral of my story: never have all of your weed in the same place if you're travelling. Luckily they were too stupid/lazy to search the case that we were pulling the bags from. We actually should've left some in the car.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

fight the power d00d

DG (D_To_The_G), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you were driving whilst very high = you are a complete and utter twat

RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

RickyT OTM.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

My definition of 'outfoxing' does not extend to getting away with something I didn't do and getting a ticket for something I did.

estela (estela), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

not getting busted for possession works for me.

ps - I was ok to drive.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you'd know, Jon, given that you were high.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

My definition of being 'fucking baked' does not extend to being 'ok to drive'.

estela (estela), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

A guy I work with used to work with campus police. He was supposed to go to frat parties and try to find drugs/ underage drinking. He says they encouraged him to smoke pot on the job so he would be more believable as a student.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If you had hit some one while fucking baked it would be okay cause you were high and not drunk.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we please denigrate people for things they have done rather than things that might have happened? thx

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.markfiore.com/animation/adterror.html

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theantidrug.com/schoolsout/index.html

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

So driving baked isn't wrong, just hitting people? Same's true of driving drunk, then.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You have linked to Mark Fiore => you are a complete and utter twat.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

of all the years of smoking pot and all the people i know, there has not been a single incident of anyone getting into an accident baked.
it's rediculous how overly cautious you can be behind the wheel after a pinner.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

this is just the first example i could find:

http://www.varsity.utoronto.ca/archives/119/apr13/news/high.html

there's been all kinds of research about the relative safety of driving stoned or drunk. actually i remember from about 2 years ago a hilarious story on the BBC about some research by an anti-drugs charity which had to be abandoned because, in their simulated tests, the stoned drivers had fewer accidents than the sober ones. because, like, they were going slower etc...

pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I hadn't smoked for like 3 hours.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

they talked about that on the cbc too, now that they're considering decriminalizing.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

So driving baked isn't wrong, just hitting people? Same's true of driving drunk, then.

Yes.

It may be irresponsible, dangerous and a really bad idea, but if no one gets hurt then nothing horrible has happened, IMO.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

same with driving while reading. or writting. or sleeping.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

or doing your #$%#$%#$^#$^@ makeup

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't sleep while drunk :(

alcohol = like coffee x 1000000 for mark s

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

of course since i usually already drank coffee x 1000000 earlier this equation is bogus

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm now actually annoyed that Sean didn't tell his story.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

While we're kind of on the subject,
never ever drive while on acid. especially at night with all the lights.
That's my public safety recommendation of the week.

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Upthread a bit, someone had mentioned traveling, and I thought of a friend's airport ordeal in Italy. Going through Customs, he got pulled aside because the dogs seemed to smell something in his suitcase. He didn't have anything illegal, so he figured it wouldn't be a big deal.

The Italian police pulled him aside and none of them spoke English. They were asking him all sorts of questions, which he couldn't answer because he didn't understand the language. He was completely perplexed, and late for his flight. They led him to a room and searched his bag over and over, sorting through everything, asking him more and more questions to which his only reply was "no drogas! no drogas!".

Unsatisfied, they gave him a full body cavity search.

After a very long time and an exceptionally thorough search, they gave up and let him go. He just barely made his flight.

Thinking about it later, he figured that he must had pot packed in the suitcase at some earlier time, and the smell lingered enough for the dogs to pick up on it.

So, when you travel, be careful not to use any bags that you've ever had pot/drugs in.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

But wait a minute, the cops didn't want to be bothered with something so trifling as a marijuana possession charge, but they pulled the dude over on suspicion of littering?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

dan, that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.

i'm going to assume that no one you've ever known has been killed or injured or even inconvenienced by a drunk driver then.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno, maybe i'm just being "over emotional" or "melodramatic" or "pc" but i just don't take this shit so lightly after something like that.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, high driving is just as vile as drunk driving.
I think a lot of people gloss that over.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

should joh be in prison right now then¿

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

sadly we cant put people in prison for being inconsiderate

unless prop. 284 passes, and we all pray it will

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, Jess, Dan's brother was killed by a drunk driver.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Do *you* believe I didn't litter?

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, and my best friend and person i loved most in the world were ned; that just makes dan's position on this thread even more inexplicable

i believe you were probably playing loud music and disrupting the community jon

which is not a crime

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't even fucked up, just tired and probably smelled like weed.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

and I admit I was listening to Orchid :(

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Do any of you who accuse Jon of being a 'complete twat' and such for driving stoned actually, you know, smoke regularly?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I only would have killed Coldplay fans I assure you.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, and are any of you railing against drunk drivers, like, you know, actual alcoholics?

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Smoke regularly alone in a car? No.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I smoked a few hours before. At a friend's house.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

cuz you can't actually rail against something thats inconsiderate and dangerous to yr fellow humans and yrself unless you've been down with the scene, maaaan

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, if your argument = 'being very stoned isn't likely to compromise your driving abilities and i would know, i get stoned and drive all the time' then you need to think better

(xpost w jess)

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

cell phones cause more accidents than intoxicated drivers

the point i was getting at is that if you don't smoke, you don't know how it affects you when you're driving. I'm not saying it's perfectly alright to drive stoned, but I think y'all are overreacting a touch.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Too many in my family have been in jail or in a hospital for this for me to feel like I'm over reacting.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

they got hit by people who were high? and being high is what caused the accident? like they were swerving into an oncoming lane or something?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for broadcasting your emotions onto me as the only right and correct ones, Jess. I really appreciate that.

My point was not that it's okay to drive drunk or high. My point was that it is overreactionary to chastise someone for almost killing someone if they didn't, in fact, almost kill someone. Did you just gloss over the part where I said it was "irresponsible, dangerous and a really bad idea"?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops I don't smoke, but I've drunk enough and seen other people drink and do drugs enough that I know that it effects different people differently. So saying that you can smoke and drive, even if it's true, doesn't really matter when you're talking about Jon or someone else.

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

no, dan i didn't gloss over (or mean to gloss over) that, but it sure sounds like you're now glossing over the part where you followed up with:

but if no one gets hurt then nothing horrible has happened, IMO.

which seems to be playing rather fast and loose with ideas of chance and fate and responsibility.

i'm not trying to come off like a stern granny arguing the inarguable point from the vantage of moral superiority here. i have driven drunk when i was younger (and before alexis' accident), but the crushing blow of that incident really made me rethink such things. so you're right that it's all a "personal choice" but that doesn't mean i can't disdain peoples disregard.

anyway, this is my last post on this thread.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

well then we shouldn't let someone drink caffeine before they drive. or smoke a cigarette.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha jess was wrong on the "wanna fight" thread - THIS is the new "yelling things at people from cars", and rightfully so.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha i was just thinking that about 10 posts ago

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay Jess, tell me who got hurt when Jon drove home and I'll shut up.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(written 10 posts ago, while jess was thinking that:)

the cell phone point is moot. and, as an aside, in s.a. you get an immediate fine if yr caught talking on your cellphone while driving.

i won't let myself/the person at the wheel drive under the influence of anything (i slipped up once - i let a friend drive me around after we'd been drinking - and i hate myself for it). i'm no 'regular', but i have been (not-very) stoned in a car (nb. the driver wasn't): i remember panicking quite severely when i became convinced that we were going in the wrong direction, too slow, too fast etc.

you can point me at some vague statistics telling me how it's 'not all that bad' and so on, but i know it'd be a mistake to trust a stoned *me* to get from pt A to B safely, and i don't know why i should assume that the stranger coming round the corner handles drugs better than i do.

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I got hurt.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The idea that caffeine/nicotene and drugs/alcohol are the same thing is incredible to me.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The idea that caffeine/nicotene and drugs/alcohol are different is incredible to me.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

What about:

caffeine
ephedra
ritalin
aderol
speed

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

THE POINT IS NOT THAT IT'S OKAY.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactly. Otherwise they would build bongs into the dashboard.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I am only in favor of the passenger-side bong.

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY HAVE DRIVE THRU PACKIES IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH


SAYIN'

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, we had almost this exact same thread before. The difference was the poster then wasn't a pothead. OH HOW THE OPINION WAS DIFFERENT.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Potheads are evil like the froo-its of the devil.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(btw, does anyone else think the word "outfoxed" implies something more involved and action-movie, like driving down a road with a bunch of mirrors next to it and tricking the cops into chasing your car's reflection instead of your actual car? Or is this just a figment of my overactive pothead imagination?)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I was just thinking that being really stoned and not doing anything doesn't really qualify as "outfoxing" the police.

(I almost typed outfozing the police.)

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.datoys.com/E5301D-L.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jumptheshark.com/two.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dukefarm.com/images/cynthia/jump2.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Some advice: never ever ever think it's a good idea to try to outrun a cop. Trust me on this one.

hstencil, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless of course you drive the General Lee.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

stencil you never, tell me that you never

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're driving the General Lee, you live in a fictional county where cops are incompetent and stupid.

hstencil, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

you can point me at some vague statistics telling me how it's 'not all that bad' and so on, but i know it'd be a mistake to trust a stoned *me* to get from pt A to B safely

Absolutely. You shouldn't drive stoned. But acting like Jon was the devil incarnate cuz he smoked and then drove 3 hours later is just stupid. Weed is a seperate, distinct drug. It does not produce the same effects as alcohol and equating the two is foolish.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

the dude abides
http://www.toptown.com/dorms/creedstonegate/movie/bigl5.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(To be fair, it was not at all clear that there was a three hour lag between Jon's last puff and when he got behind the wheel.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yea, this is true.


hugz!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/hideout/luke/stuff/bitchin_camaro.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

they got hit by people who were high?
yes, on more then one occasion.

and being high is what caused the accident?
yes, on more then one occasion.

like they were swerving into an oncoming lane or something?
Thats twice a yes. Well, one was a turn that just never finished and ended up going through a bus shelter. The other was a swerve right into the middle of the other lane on a straight road at 6 in the morning.

All the rest of the times just involved booze.

THEY HAVE DRIVE THRU PACKIES IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH
Drive through beer stores also exist in Nova Scotia.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(To be fair, it was not at all clear that there was a three hour lag between Jon's last puff and when he got behind the wheel.)

Ya, i realized that later. Still, it's a bad thing to do, but I don't think it makes you 'a complete and utter twat'. I reserve that for fuckers who drive 90 miles an hour, changing lanes every two seconds not using a turn signal, riding on the shoulder to get around traffic, etc. You know, bad ACTIONS, not potential for bad actions.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i love to rollerskate

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

while driving?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i think of it like this – you can have a pint and be perfectly fine. if you smoke a splif, within an hour you'd be back to normal.
acid, i'd say, is probably the worst thing you could do if you're getting behind the wheel.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i was hoping for a beter story from the term "outfoxed" aswell.
it's hard to outfox shit when yer red.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

right, but they don't have reliable field sobriety tests for cannabis. So, if they suspect you're high, they'll just give you a piss test which will come back as positive even if you haven't smoked for weeks. Thus, you get ridiculous 'findings' like the one in some PSA that said something like 80% of all people in accidents were 'high on marijuana'.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

that's nuts¡ everytime they quote any sort of study (on the subject of smokin an a drivin) on the news they say that doesn't add to "vehicular chaos". 80% – jeez – how long does the stuff stay in yer sytem¿

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon at beginning of thread:

I was/am very high...I was so fucking baked.

Jon later in thread:

I hadn't smoked for like 3 hours. ... I wasn't even fucked up, just tired and probably smelled like weed.

Look, I'm not going to get into whether it was right or wrong for you to be driving under the influence, Jon -- maybe you were okay to drive, I dunno -- but there's something disingenuous about this backtracking. At the top of the thread, you admit to STILL being high when you posted.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

For what my opinion is worth, I firmly disapprove. I realise Jon didn't hurt anyone and there is room for confusion as to how stoned he was, but I disapprove in proportion to his stonedness. We can't approve of something reckless and dangerous to others because it came out okay this time. I've been drunk lots of times and stoned lots of times, and I have never driven in either condition, and wouldn't. It doesn't seem to me so different from shooting off a gun at random. It might well not hit anyone lots of times, but the time that it does, you can't just claim that was bad luck.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

driving drunk != driving stoned != driving after three coffees and a few cigarettes

exploding a grenade in a public place != firing a single bullet into a building != dropping a water balloon from the tenth story of a high rise

jon being "very high" + "so fucking baked" when it's him vs. the cops but being "ok to drive" when it's him vs. ilx is the epitome of 11th grade lame

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

and by dan's logic if that bullet or grenade doesn't hurt anyone then GET OFF MY BACK already

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you meaning by != ?

I used to wonder if attempted murder should carry the same sentence as murder.

Anyway, there's not much difference between doing something irresponsible, dangerous and a really bad idea and being a complete and utter twat.

I have driven a bit stoned once. I wouldn't do it again. I felt safe and yeah really slow but until I see a body of scientific research saying that it does not impede one's driving performance I'm not going to chance stoned self-assessment and some anectodal 'yeah, the squares pulled the research' evidence.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

!= -> not equal to

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I thought. I just didn't understand the point you were making.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I personally would like you all to know that I have never done anything irresponsible, dangerous and a really bad idea in my entire life

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean really, never ever, not even in college

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I personally would like you all to know that I have never not done anything irresponsible, dangerous and a really bad idea in my entire life.

hstencil, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure I have, but right now apart from the stoned driving one-off, I can only think of cases where I was endangering my own life and no one else's. Me dying would upset my family and friends, obv.

Oh - I remember now. I once ran across the tarmac in Peckham Rye Park with a pushchair and a toddler I was babysitting because we both enjoyed it but then we hit a pothole and it somersaulted over and luckily he was only just post-verbal and was unable to tell tales on me.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I almost had the chance to run over Ethan Hawke with my friend's Renault. Had I been drunk at the time, I might have thought it was a good idea.

hstencil, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Media stories on the UK driving study:
UK Times: Cannabis May Make You A Safer Driver www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v00/n1161/a02.html
Ottawa Citizen: Researchers Say Pot Makes Drivers Safer www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v00/n1209/a07.html

Media stories on the UK drugged driving roadside test:
Reuters: British Police Plan New Drug Tests For Drivers www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v00/n1105/a12.html
Irish Independent: Drug Test Drivers To Walk The Line www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v00/n1108/a04.html

1983 National Highway Transportation Safety Administration study: Stein, AC et al., A Simulator Study of the Combined Effects of Alcohol and Marijuana on Driving Behavior-Phase II, Washington DC: Department of Transportation (1983)

1992 National Highway Transportation Safety Administration study: The Incidence and Role of Drugs in Fatally Injured Drivers, by K.W. Terhune, et al. of the Calspan Corp. Accident Research Group in Buffalo, NY (Report # DOT-HS-808-065) www.drugsense.org/tfy/nhtsa1.htm

1993 National Highway Transportation Safety Administration study: Marijuana and actual Driving Performance, By Hindrik WJ Robbe and James F O'Hanlon. Institute for Human Psychopharmacology, University of Limburg www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/hemp/general/mjdrive.htm

1998 University of Adelaide and Transport South Australia study: www.netaxs.com/~sparky/policy/highway.htm

1999 University of Toronto Study: http://newsandevents.utoronto.ca/bin/19990329a.asp

For a better way to test people for impairment, read this: www.pdxnorml.org/performa.html

For a 1986 Australian study comparing alcohol and marijuana, go here: www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/hemp/mjdriv1.htm

For a UK Department of Transport report on Cannabis and Driving: http://www.dft.gov.uk/roads/roadsafety/research98/road/3b.htm

Another good reference for marijuana and driving: www.mapinc.org/pdxnorml/Exposing_12_1095.html

For a more amusing look at the combination of drugs and driving, go here: www.techno.de/mixmag/interviews/Driving_on_drugs.html

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose that what irritates me about this thread is the self-smugness about it. We've all done stupid things behind the wheel whether we're drunk, high, on a cell phone, or eating a Tommyburger. It's stupid. We shouldn't have done it. Luck smiled upon us.

But I wouldn't brag about it...

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

T/S bragging about it vs. being a hoity-toity goody-two-shoes?

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

well goody-two goody-two, goody-goody-two-shoes, obv.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Drink driving only declined when people stopped getting all matey and 'we all do it' about it. Same will hopefully happen with speeding some day.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

and smoking dope too don't forget

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

1. at the time of the initial post Jon was understandably quite excited about getting away without a criminal record

2. after being chastised by people who are better than him (or see no reason to bother phrasing things any other way) he backtracked and began to say that he didn't really mean the bit about 'fucking baked' which is also understandable, he doesn't want to be seen as a completely inconsiderate and liable shithead

3. after he makes this attempt to conform to the ILE social norm he is criticized further for 'backtracking' and being 'disingenuous' as if he were running for office or something. Is he supposed to just stand by his original statement? "Yeah I was FUCKED UP, whaddya gonna do abt it?" I doubt that would go over well.

My point: Jon is probably well ashamed of himself ANYWAY since he nearly got arrested in the incident and is not very likely to go out driving 'fucking baked' again really soon whether you get on your high horses or not. It just makes you look like smug assholes.

Like it or not we ALL KNOW that driving under the influence of drugs such as alcohol, cannabis, speed et al. is A TERRIBLE AWFUL IDEA. Nobody here is really trying to say that you can just do it with no worries or defending the practice of rolling about the neighborhood while "fucking baked."

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

tom there's an issue of liability here that you're conveniently glossing over

people's chastisement of jon has less to do with them being "better than him" and more to do with the fact that this is one of those crimes that had the potential to turn into a harmful situation for ANYONE in the vicinity rather than just the central decision-maker

there've been *numerous* drug and alcohol threads where people have discussed their heroic intake levels at length, so i hardly buy into your assertion that people are being self-righteous because - as has been articulated by a number of people on this thread already - we've ALL made bad decisions before

the idea is that you learn from them, though. so if you make a bad decision, get into a sticky situation as a result and then post a thread *boasting* about it (thereby demonstrating you didn't learn much from your good luck) i'm gonna find it hard to be sympathic when someone else reminds you that driving under the influence of drugs is a "terrible awful idea"


mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

did you read my post at all mark?

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

no tom where was it?

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I think the guy drove like a cunt, but then I'm always a cunt whether I'm driving or not (PS I can't drive). But all this what he said/what he says now vs. what makes a good boy vs. what is my pious position now vs. how can we rock and possibly roll against the pious cunts baffles me & makes me hate life through ITS SHEER TEDIOUSNESS. Was the story funny? = only relevant question. Also, answer of "it was not funny" needs no further elaboration because nothing ever is & we all have dead sisters splattered like optimistic kites & our unoriginal tales endanger lives or at least reputations every day and if they don't they're not tales and we should stop typing. I will stop typing.

(Also, the story wasn't that funny, but what story is whose punchline involves "I had loads of drugs"?. Also, that story wasn't much funny, and I'm elaborating, yes, I'm elaborating still...)

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY HAVE DRIVE THRU PACKIES IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH

I mentioned Fort Myers upthread, so I think it's U+K that I tell you that, yes, the drive-through liquor store pictured in National Geographic twenty years ago is still there.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU ARE A SERIOUS FAGOT FOR CALLING PEOPLE BETTER THAN ME


I MEAN REALLY


KEEP IT TO YOURSELF

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

PS - Obviously I was exaggerating the seriousness of the situation, due o having flashlights shot in my face and being questioned for nearly 30 minutes.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You know when the fuzz asks to search your car you can say no. Most of those drug check points that some over zealous county mountie sets up up are just excuses to (not so)randomly ask people if they can search their cars. An incredible number of people say yes to this. I don't care if I had something in my car or not my answer to this will always be no.

David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I've told a cop he couldn't search my car. I had nothing on me. He said 'Why can't I?' I said, 'cuz it's my right not to be searched. I don't want you to'. He couldn't do shit.
So, I get pulled over a few years later. Cop asks if he can search the car. I say no. He says 'well, it's my perogative' and calls in the K-9 unit. WTF?!? I would've 'made a federal case out of it' so to speak, but my friend got arrested, not me. Still really pissed about it--he cited a fast-food bag in my car as 'probable cause'!

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That's some bullshit, but his lawyer probably could have made a case out of it just because you said no and the probable cause was weak. If they have to ask its probably because they know probable cause is weak and they want you to give them a pass.

David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I read a few years ago a study the cops did where they found that driving with music over more than a certain number of decibels (can't remember how many, sorry, but it wasn't amazingly high) had more detrimental impact on the driver's abilities and concentration than having smoked a joint. Maybe their dope was crap, or their music.

toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I also kinda outfoxed the police earlier on today, around 3:40 am.
I was walking back home after a dull nite out and at one point I passed in front of that police car, all lost in my reflexions, and the fuckers rang a shot of their fucking loud boorish siren just to bully me. Sad to say it was not a total surprise to me since I looked slightly eccentric. At the bar, the music was undanceable to me so I was in an anti-fun mood / a citizen isn't supposed to get harassed by the police, their behaviour was out of line so I could complain : I crash-composed my über technocrat personna and stop their macho fun by going to talk to them (their window was lowered) I asked "Can I do something for you?" as if what I was really saying was "Don't you see I am a police evaluator? I am always in a bad mood but commiting an infraction towards someone who police the police was reallly dumb, boyz... you know my next question will be to ask for your names and the name of your superior... btw get mentally ready to get relocated to do the graveyard shift in some sewer in alaska...)
The one in the passenger side went : *squeak*! "it's not his fault! he.. he pushed the siren by accident!" (hear: I'm not sitting in the driver's seat!)and the driver was saying jack shit and that was the right thing to do next to an apology. I took a arrogant long inspiration, sighed and got out of there, when I was at a "safe distance" for him, the driver tried to have a go at me to save his face and said "if..if.. if there would have been somehting then we would have went to the police!" = that was not very wise + the unironic stuttering made it sound wacker than witty, it could only have made the grade if the thug was darren spooner and I'm pretty sure it was not him as far as I could see. He plainly meant that he went into the police gang to stop getting tickets, how crass is that? I didn't stop walking but turned my head a bit for a sec to let him read my face was saying " U.R. immature, mediocre and anarchist don't need no police, you nobody" . Actually this little rpg stunt was almost the best thing that happened to me that nite . hahaha...sigh.
moral of the story: more dancing and less cops is what I need I guess.

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)


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