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OK, everyone, drop whatever the hell you're doing, pull your pants up from around your ankles, and do what I say.

It is time to take titles of movies, books, or whatever and replace one word with the word "ass." The Matrix: Reloaded would thus become The Ass: Reloaded. Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee could be Buried My Ass at Wounded Knee, or Bury My Heart at Wounded Ass, or -- if you're really inspired -- Bury My Ass at Wounded Ass. Think about it; don't everyone just use titles from the current TV or movie line-up. Anyone caught repeating another person's previously posted title will be hunted down and brutally sodomized by Ned.

Got it? GO!

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Escape.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone caught repeating another person's previously posted title will be hunted down and brutally sodomized by Ned.

Um, yeah.

All About Ass.

The Ass Commandments

Gone With the Ass.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The Breakfast Ass
Ass Times at Ridgemont High
The Third Ass
The Saved Hitler's Ass
Full Metal Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Black Ass.

The Ass Monty.

Hamburger Ass.

Ass and Confused.

Ender's Ass.

Asses.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY Saved Hitler's Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a Fugitive from a Ass Gang

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass's Rainbow

Waiting for Ass

The Children's Ass

The Ass and Daniel Webster

The Ass of Our Discontent

The Catcher in the Ass

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Wars

Braveass

Return of the Ass Panther

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

An Ass Grows in Brooklyn

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

T3: The Rise of The Asses.
Ass Another Day
Assraker
Asspussy
Dr Ass
A View To An Ass
For Your Ass Only
From Ass With Love

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Midnight Assboy

Mission: Ass

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Boyz in the Ass
Ass II Society
Last of the Assmen
The Unbearable Ass of Being

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass and the Furious

The Pirates of the Ass

Ass Velvet

Ass Club

Akira Kurosawa's Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The Assman Cometh

Ass Food Lodging

What Price Ass?

Kiss Ass, Kate

The People Under the Ass

Dude, Where's My Ass?

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Kentucky Fried Ass

Lawrence of Ass

Ass Runner

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The Neverending Ass
The 7 Year Ass
Who's Afraid of Virginia('s) Ass?

(lmao at Dude, Where's...)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Picnic at Hanging Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The Remains of the Ass
RoboAss

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

How To Get Ahead In Ass
My Bloody Ass (also now Ned's favorite band)
The Ass Is Not Enough

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Indiana Jones and The Ass of Doom

Raiders of the Lost Ass

Ass Royale

Ass Fiction

Honey, I shrunk the Ass

A Bug's Ass

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Smilla's Ass of Snow

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass-men

The Empire Strikes Ass

Ass Fidelity

Pee-Wee's Big Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sweet Smell of Ass

How to Succeed in Ass Without Really Trying

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ten Things I Hate About Ass

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Ass
Star Trek III: The Search for Ass
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

This is Ass Tap

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Bloody Ass
In the Ass of My Father

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Dreams May Come

Come Back to the Five and Dime, Ass, Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(OMG, I'm dying here)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Ass
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Ass

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Spiderass
There's Something About Ass
Some Like Ass Hot
The Postman Only Rings Ass
Mad Ass Beyond Thunderdome
Breakin' Ass: Electric Boogaloo
Sophie's Ass
Ass of Endearment
Pretty Ass

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

meet ass in st louis
the wizard of ass
charlie and the ass factory
the ass of music
the rocky horror ass show

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This Boy's Ass
The Ass-shank Redemption

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Ass

Dr. Strangelove; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Singing in the Ass
Desperately Seeking Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Muppets Take Ass
Yentass
Ass Pirates
Peter Ass
Snow Ass
Ass Wars
Ass Trek II, The Wrath of Ass
Brahamm Stoker's Ass
Twilight Ass

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Mad Max Beyond Assdome

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit, some of mine were used while I was composing my list. Hunt me down and kill me.

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Go Ass Alice

I Dismember Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass of Attraction
Schindler's Ass
Truth or Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass T. The Extraterrestrial

Secret Ass of Walter Mitty

Rain Ass

Ass by Northwest

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Places in the Ass
Asses in the Heart
Romancing the Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Pit
Texass Chainsaw Assacre

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Planes, Trains, and Asses
Beyond the Valley of the Ass
Planet of the Ass
Escape from the Planet of the Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The Fast and the Ass
Revenge of the Ass
Nightmare on Ass Street
Ass Resurrection
Assbound
Finding Ass
Ass Hawk Down

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Peggy Sue Got Ass (for days!)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

On the Ass Again
Of Mice and Ass
Call of the Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Tripping the Ass Fantastic
Raging Ass
Straw Ass
Assfather, Assfather II, Assfather III
Eraserass

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The Truth About Ass and Dogs

What's Up, Ass?

Whatever Happened to Baby Ass?

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh, another Steinbeck one: The Ass of Wrath

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Or, The Grapes of Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Postman Always Rings Ass
Ass of A Salesman

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

please please ass
with the ass
meet the ass
a hard days' ass
asses for sale
ass!
rubber ass
revolvass
sgt peppers lonely ass club band
magical mystery ass
the ass album
yellow assmarine
ass road
let ass be

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

There's Something About Asses
My Best Friend's Ass
The Assfather
Serial Ass
Assforgiven

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ulyssass

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

On A Clear Day You Can See Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My Own Private Ass
The Muppets Take it up the Ass (okay, i cheated)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Very Bad Ass

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(honestly, "Ass!" made me almost die laughing)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

For Whom the Ass Tolls

Voyage to the Bottom of the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The Little Girl Who Lived Down the Ass

Chitty Chitty Ass Bang

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Look Who's Ass

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ass dylan
the freeassin' bob dylan
the asses they are a-changin'
another side of bob's ass
bringing ass all back home
ass 61 revisited
ass on ass
john wesley hardass
assville skyline

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

She's Gotta Have Ass
Ass Daze
Do the Right Ass
25th Ass
Ass X
He Got Ass
Mo' Better Ass
Ass Fever
Summer of Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Planes, Trains and Asses
Assman
American Ass
Hard Asses Night

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The Prince-Ass Bride

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

forever ass lady
diary of an ass band
the show, the ass party, the hotel

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Suddenly, Ass

Ass in a Swing

When Asses Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd

The Ass Crack'd

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Ass
2 Fast 2 Ass

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Wish
Ass Master
Silveradass
The Good, Bad and the Ass
Dirty Ass

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The Man without an Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The Holy Ass
This Is My Ass Tell Me Yours
Ass Terrorists
Ass Against The Soul
Know Your Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Temptation of Christ

The Ass of Anne Frank

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally McAss
Ass's Heroes
The Ass Team
Ass Rider

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Nine Men Ass
Straw Ass
The Last Days of Ass
Citizen Ass
Ass Point Blank
The Ass Must Be Crazy

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Rider
On A Clear Day You Can See Ass
Five Easy Asses
Asstown
One Flew Over the Ass's Nest
Ass of Endearment
Prizzi's Ass
Assman
A Few Good Asses
Ass Attacks!
About Ass
Ass Management

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Pushing Ass
The Ass Sense
The Ass Word
Bowling for Asses

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

An Assful of Dollars (or, A Fistful of Ass)

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Assablanca

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Touch of Ass
Ass of Evil

(Fistful of Ass!!!)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Cold, Sassy Ass
They Shoot Asses, Don't They?

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pale Ass
Ass em High

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ass without a face
ass for fantasy
dancing with my ass
cradle of ass
ass in the city

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Butch Ass And The Sundance Kid

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Please Don't Eat the Ass

It's A Wonderful Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Life is Ass
Ass is Beautiful
Ass is Sweet
Legends of the Ass
An Ass of Their Own

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Carlito's Ass
In and Ass
Ass Park
State and Ass
Asstrapment
Ass Instinct

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Must Be Crazy

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Vs. The Phantom Of The Park

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You Can't Take Ass With You
An Ass Before Dying
Jagged Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Not Without My Ass

An Inconvenient Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

live at the ass trials
assnet
palace of ass reversed
grotassque
ass enduction hour
fall in an ass
this ass's saving grace
perverted by ass
the wonderful and frightening world of the ass

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

stevie wonder's journey through the secret life of ass
the ass hole

ally you fuckin ROCK for 'this is ass tap'!!!!

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Seal
The Sun Also Ass
The Hour of The Ass
Ass And Whispers
Ass And Nothingness

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Interview for the Ass
I Never Sang for My Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

-for +with

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ass and assibility

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(I Never Sang for My Ass!!! BWAHHHAAHAHAHA!!)

Ass on a Hot Tin Roof

An Ass Named Desire

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

waiting for assman
24 hour ass people

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hannah and Her Ass
Black Ass Down

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Dr. Asslove

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

city slickers II: curly's ass

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

pink ass
ass missing
a bell is a cup, until it is ass
the ideal ass
assscape

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Good Morning, Ass
Ass in the Shell
An Ass Called Wanda

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Flowers in the Ass

The Day the Ass Stood Still

History of the Ass, Part I

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Assorcist
The Perfect Ass
Dances With Asses
Assbusters

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Fear of a Black Ass
I'm Gonna Get You Ass!
Ass Shuffle

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hand that Rocks the Ass

... And Justice for Ass

12 Angry Asses

Inherit the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Brew

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The Color of Ass
Raging Ass
Gone in 60 Ass
The Neverending Ass
The Rugrats Go Ass

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Farewell My Ass
Fanny and Ass
Falling from Ass
The Ass's Edge
Ass Horizon
The Englishman Who Went Up an Ass But Came Down a Mountain

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

orgASSm addict
ever fallen in love with some ass you shouldn't have fallen in love with
everybody's assy nowadays

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

anywhere from 1/2 to 2/3ds of the entries on this thread sound like they could be gay porno titles!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

A Dry White Ass
From Ass to Eternity
Ass Day Afternoon
D.O.A. (Dead on Ass)
Dirty Rotten Ass
The Discrete Charm of the Ass
The Assknockers
Children of the Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Throw Momma from the Ass

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass But Were Afraid to Ask

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Hunter
Defending Your Ass
Curly Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

let's put in ass in sex
(ass makes me) rock hard
ass gun
detroit ass city
i love ass loud
deuce-ass
lick ass up
ass is on fire
calling dr. ass
ass-strutter
beth-ass
ass is falling
ass was made for lovin' you
rock and ass all night
shout ass out loud

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The Incredible Shrinking Ass

Black Cat, White Ass

Godzilla Vs. the Ass

Ass Versus the Volcano

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

get into the ass
open your ass
material ass
express your ass
crazy for ass
la assla bonita

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Unicorn

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The Three Asses of Eve

Beyond the Valley of the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

the piper at the ass of dawn
ok ass computer
ass sounds
ass never sleeps
ass is only in it for the money
trout-ass replica
scary monsters (and super ass)
the kinks are the village ass preservation society
ass on main street
give 'em enough ass
reign in ass
around the world in an ass

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Blitzkrieg Ass

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

A River Runs Through Ass
A Christmas Ass
The Best Little Asshouse in Texas
The Ass Has Two Faces
Murder on the Ass Express
Mystic Ass
Mystery Ass
The Nutty Ass
Escape from Ass Mountain

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Up In Ass
Congregass
Gentleass
Black Ass
196ass
The Ass Singers

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Murder By Ass

And the Ass Played On

The Old Man and the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

867-530Ass.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Scent of an Ass
The Purple Ass of Cairo

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

my people were fair and had ass in their hair, but now they're content to wear stars on their brows
ass of stars
prophets seers and sages the asses of the ages
ride a white ass
ass guru
life's an ass
zinc ass and the hidden riders of tomorrow
assball ricochet
bolan's ass gun
ballrooms of ass

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Ruby Ass
Irresistible Ass
El Ass
Skitt-ass

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Have You Seen Your Ass Lately, Standing in the Shadows?

How Green Was My Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

hungry like the ass
new ass on monday
notoriass

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

reel around the ass
you've got ass now
miserable ass
pretty girls make ass
the hand that rocks the ass
this charming ass
still ass
hand in ass
what difference does ass make?
i don't owe you ass
suffer little ass

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie's Angels: Ass Throttle
Austin Powers: International Ass of Mystery
American History Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Avenging Disco Ass
Incredibly Strange Asses Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Ass
Mr. Ass Goes to Assington

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

We Were Asses

Time Travel in Einstein's Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

'Round Ass/Ass Midnight

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The Powerass Girls
Dexter's Ass
Johnny Ass
I Am Ass
As, Ass and Assy

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Last Ass on the Left

Groundhog Ass

I Never Promised You An Ass Garden

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Silence of the Ass
The Ass With No Name

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

where the ass is
catch ass if you can
assass: the movie

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ass me why
after the gold ass
only ass can break your heart
southern ass
till the ass comes
oh, lonesome ass
don't let ass bring you down
when you dance you can really ass
i believe in ass
ass creek ferry

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Midnight in the Ass of Good and Evil

'Night, Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Fried Green Asses

Cannonball Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Birth of an Ass/The Ass of a Nation
A Farewell to Ass
Imitation of Ass
One Ass of Love
Assless in Seattle

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

revenge of the ass
city of ass children

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass That Roared

Out of the Ass, Endlessly Rocking

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Because It is Bitter, and Because It is My Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

if i can't have ass
ass fever
how deep is your ass
assbreaker
asses in the stream
you should be assing
ass talkin'
assachusetts
cucumber cASStle
new york mining disASSter
to love some ass
i started an ass
i've got to get an assage to you

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass
Harry Potter and the Ass of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of Ass

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

the ass scrutinizer
joe's ass
catholic ass
ass slut
fembot in an ass t-shirt
on the ass
why does ass hurt when i pee?
lucille has messed my ass up
ass postlude
ass token of my extreme
ass it out
ass borg
dong ass for yuda
keep ass greasey
outside ass
he used to cut the ass
packard ass
watermelon in easter ass
a little ass rosetta

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

assdance
booty ass

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's Ass Is It, Anyway?

Without Ass I'm Nothing

The Ass With Two Brains

The Assman Cometh

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Get off the Ass, We Need the Ass for the Fire
The Ass Scheme
Psychopharm-ass-cology
The Man on the Burning Ass

And the Ass Saw the Ass

Screenwriter's Ass
Down to Ass
Super Assass
Soundtrack to Ass
Circl-ass

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Destry Rides Ass
Goodbye, Mr. Ass
Ass Din
My Ass with Andre
Wuthering Ass
His Ass Friday
They Died With Their Ass On
Ass of the Year
Random Ass/Ass Harvest
Phantom of the Ass
Shadow of an Ass
Ass Can Wait
Hail the Conquering Ass
Ass Velvet
To Have and Have Ass
Thirty Asses Over Tokyo
Asses Aweigh
To Each His Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Dark Ass
The Ass's Daughter
Ass of Death
Ass Man Out
The Secret Ass of Walter Mitty

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

let there be ass
dirty ass done dirt cheap
ass eat ass
ass ain't a bad place to be
if you want ass (you've got it)

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop or My Ass Will Shoot

― Aaron A., Monday, 23 June 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dark Side of the Ass
The Music in My Ass
Sign 'O' the Ass
On the Ass of the Boutique
Stuck Inside of Ass with the Memphis Blues Again

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Out of the Ass
The Taking of Ass 1-2-3
I Remember Ass
Ass Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Letter from an Unknown Ass
Sorry, Wrong Ass

(I almost wet myself Aaron)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The Manchurian Ass
Paths of Ass
Kiss Me Ass
Naked Ass
Ass Corridor
Ass Dogs
Bring Me The Ass of Alfredo Garcia

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Regarding Ass

― Aaron A., Monday, 23 June 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

look what the ass dragged in
open up and say...asss

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

She Wore a Yellow Ass
All About Ass
Panic in the Ass/Ass in the Street
An Ass in the Sun/A Place in the Ass
The Day the Ass Stood Still
Strangers on an Ass
An Ass Named Desire
Viva Ass!
Singin' in the Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Golden Pond

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

the cook, the thief, his wife and her ass

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry j :)

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Fiddler on the Ass

Cry, the Beloved Ass!

Gone, But Not Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

magical kitty of public ass
an argument for ass

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

o ass, where art thou?

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh-oh, Ned. Looks like you've got some sodomizing to do ...

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Inside each of our asses is an organ called the ass. The ass needed by the cell to carry on its functions is generated by the ass. Asses are encased in two membranous sacs which normally require special ass to transport nutrients through them. Asses are unique in that they can easily permeate both membranes of the ass without the need of ass and thus provide the ass with a quick and efficient source of energy. Longer chain fatty asses demand special enzymes to pull them through the double membrane, and the energy production process is much slower and taxing on enzyme ass.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

*coughs* Well now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Pride and Prejudass
Goodfellass

― Aaron A., Monday, 23 June 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Gentleman Prefer Ass
20,000 Asses Under the Sea
Ass Without a Cause
Around the Ass in 80 Days
The Ass Who Knew Too Much
Invasion of the Ass Snatchers
An Ass in the Crowd

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

A Midsummer Night's Ass

The Taming of the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Why Don't We Do It in the Ass?

― I mean, duh! Almost 200 fucking responses to get to this one?! COME ON! (M Matos, Monday, 23 June 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

come into my ass
i just can't get you out of my ass
ass at first sight

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass (Dracula)

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You My Ass
Ass and Coffee
Conjure Ass
Ass on the Water
Ass and Fairfax
Doubleass
Something Ass
Can't Get Enough of Your Ass Baby
Ass Ladder
Going to Ass
Uptown Ass
Ass Soleil
Sweet Ass of a Bitch

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

When the pawn hits the conflict...
...and you'll know that you were ass

― Aaron A., Monday, 23 June 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

An Ass to Remember
The Undiscovered Ass
Anatomy of an Ass
Ass Petticoat
Inherit the Ass
The Ass Minded Professor
Assman of Alcatraz
Splendor in the Ass
The Ass that Shot Liberty Valance
From Ass with Love/From Russia with Ass
Sweet Ass of Youth
How the Ass Was Won
Thunderass
The Endless Ass
An Ass for All Seasons

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

If I Had Possession Over Ass Day
Thank You Falettinme Be Ass Agin
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Ass on Seattle
Squirrel & G-Man, Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carn't Smile (Ass Out)
Strings of the Strings of Ass

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Two for the Ass/Ass for the Road
In the Ass of the Night
In Cold Ass
To Ass, With Love
The Ass We Were

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

you took the ass right out of my mouth
ass out of hell
paradise by the dashboard ass
rock and roll asses come true
love and death and the electric ass
total eclipse of the ass

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

[[DAMN I wish I'd thought of Splendor in the Ass first]]

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank Herbert's Ass
Ass Messiah
Children of Ass
Ass Emperor of Ass
Heretics of Ass
Chapterhouse: Ass

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Raise High the Ass, Carpenters!

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

songs in the ass of life:

send one your ass
you are the ass of my life
ordinary ass
love's in need of ass today
village ghetto ass
knocks me off my ass
joy inside my ass (!!!)
isn't ass lovely
ass, it's magic
another ass
easy goin' evening (my mama's ass)

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Father to a Sister of an Ass
Ass With Butterfly Wings
Only Ass
Hey Ass You're on Fire Ass
Danger! High Ass!
Ass Room
Thank You Lord, For Sending Me the Ass Train

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

calling occupants of interplanetary ass

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Aqua Teen Hunger Ass

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass that Would Be King
All the President's Ass
Ass Driver
Close Encounters of the Ass Kind
All That Ass
Kramer vs Ass
Ass Miner's Daughter
Raging Ass
Asses of Fire
Das Ass
Ass to the Future
The Color of Ass/The Ass of Money
An Ass with a View

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

girls just wanna have ass

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ass

Even Cowgirls Get the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

An Ass Runs Through It

The Ass Whisperer

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

the Naked Ass, by william ass burroughs

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass and Glory
Ass of Desire
Asses in the Mist
The Thin Blue Ass
My Left Ass
When Harry Met Ass
Asses Don't Leave

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

the ass of gladys knight and the pips

make yours a happy ass
best ass that ever happened to me
i feel a song (in my ass)
ass going ups and ass coming downs
midnight train to ass

ass and ass
where ass waters flow
i've got to use my ass
i can see ass now
ass to remember / the ass we were

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

assteria
pyromaniass
gods of ass
when love and ass collide
pour some ass on me

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Purple

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Training Ass
All The Real Ass
Ass Wide Shut
Malcolm Ass
Gates of Ass

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

When Harry Met Ass
Out of Ass
Monty Python and the Holy Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

A Little Ass Music
The Magic Ass
Ass Giovanni
The Ass of Steve
Igby Goes Ass

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ASS SUPPLY:
lost in ass
making ass out of nothing at all
even the asses are better
two less lonely asses in the world
i'm all out of ass

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you, di.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I Only Have Ass for You
Get Up I Feel Like Being an Ass Machine Pt. 1 & 2
It's a New Day so Let an Ass Come In and Do the Popcorn

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm Paying Asses, What Am I Buying?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The Straight Ass

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I've Never Loved an Ass the Way I Love You

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

backatcha jewelly, for the best thread in the history of ass!

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

lee dorsey
you're breaking me ass
messed around (and fell in ass)
ass sure act funny
ride your ass
get out my ass, woman
working in the ass mine
love lots of ass
everything ass do gonh be funky (from now on)
what you want (is ass you get)
sneakin sally through the ass
who's gonna help brother get ass?
a place where ass can be free
ass for the stallion

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The Complete and Unbelievable Dictionary of Ass
Free Your Mind and This Thread Will Follow

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Barefoot in the Ass

Oh Ass, Poor Ass, Momma's Locked You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Bad

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Blazing Asses

The Cider House Ass

The Ass According to Garp

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

white stripes

ass math
there's no ass for you here
i just don't know what to do with my ass
in the cold, cold ass
i want to be the boy to warm your mother's ass
you've got her in your ass
ball and ass
the hardest ass to button
the ass near my fingers
girl, you have no faith in ass

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass, and How to Get It
Bob and Carol and Ted and Ass
I Could Never Take the Place of Your Ass
We Are All Made of Ass

― gabbass (gabbneb), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Best Ass Ever

― gabbass (gabbneb), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Raining Ass

People Who Need Asses

He's Got the Whole Ass (In His Hands)

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass in Bloom
Can't You Hear the Ass Howl?
Into the Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, Row the Ass Ashore

Amazing Ass

His Eye is on the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Ventura, Ass Detective
Kentucky Fried Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

How Great Ass Art

Silent Ass, Holy Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

your ass's of the hook, but you're not
the unheard ass
the world's a mess, it's in my ass
in this ass that i call home
back 2 the ass
when our love passed out on the ass
burning ass of love
ain't ass grand?
my ass cries your name
around my ass
ass spark
dancing with tears in my ass
real ass of hell
motel room in my ass
under the big black ass
we're having much more ass
make the ass go bang
i must not think ass thoughts
drunk in my ass
hot ass

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Tender Is the Ass

The Ass of a Preacher-Man

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

White Hunter, Black Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/asstral.gifAsstral Weeks

1. Asstral Weeks
2. Beside Ass
3. Sweet Ass
4. Cypress Ass
5. The Way Young Asses Do
6. Madame Ass
7. Asserina
8. Slim Ass Slider

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Trading Asses
Assspotting

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Movies: I Spit on Your Ass
Mr. Blanding's Dream Ass
No Ordinary Ass

Books: Memoirs of an Ass
Ass in the Time of Cholera
100 Years of Ass-itude
A Short History of an Ass Place

Songs: Ass-end of the Street
Ass Can't Make You Love Me
Nothing Compares 2 Ass

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 23 June 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

That Ass You Do!

Ass Pupil

8 Simple Rules for Dating My Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Saved By the Ass

My Three Asses

I Dream of Ass

The Facts of Ass

Diff'rent Asses

All in the Ass

Archie Bunker's Ass

The Courtship of Eddie's Ass

Ass 54, Where Are You?

Ass Is Enough

That Ass Show

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/wheresmyass.gif

Starring the one and only Asston Kutcher.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. I'm speechless.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Make Room for Ass
The Honeyasses (Assmooners is a lil redundant)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Assnet
Law & Ass: Sodomy Victims Unit

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The Galloping Ass
Let's Make an Ass
Ass of Fortune
Ass of the Century

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I Sing the Ass Electric!

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Super Assword
What's My Ass?
I've Got an Ass
Beat the Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Is Right

Ass of Fortune

The People's Ass

Days of Our Asses

Guiding Ass

As The Ass Turns

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ben Stein's Ass

Ass Factor

For Ass or Money

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop Draggin' My Ass Around

You Don't Send Me Asses

I Will Always Love Ass

Unchained Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Tic Tac Ass
The 64 Thousand Dollar Ass
Little Ass on the Prairie

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Have Ass Will Travel
Lone Ass/Ass Ranger

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't Go Breakin' My Ass

Silly Ass Songs

The First Time Ever I Saw Your Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

If I Never Get Ass
Assie & Hairy Tit

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Wind Beneath My Ass

Smoke Gets in Your Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

You two are indefagitable.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

the meters

here comes the ass man
look-ka ass py
this is my last ass
funky ass
yeah, you're ass
little old ass maker
same old ass
stretch your ass band
(the ass is a bit under the weather) doodle-oop
i need more ass
good old funky ass
do ass dirt
talkin 'bout new ass
they all asked for ass
ass bag
be ass lady
funkify your ass
give ass what you can

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Killing Me Softly (With His Ass)

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My Ass The Car
The Flying Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I'm defatigued.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Just Kissed My Ass
The Ass Kiss Goodnight

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

james brown etc

doing ass to death
you can have watergate, but gimme some ass and i'll be straight
pass the ass
gimme some ass
ass grunt
doing the ass i can
ass is running out fast
stone to ass bone
ass power
funky ass (people it's bad)
further on up the ass
check your ass
i'm broken assed
how long can i keep it ass
people get up and drive your funky ass
ass out of juice
(it's not the express) it's the j.b.'s ass
all aboard the funky ass train
sho is funky ass here
ass sweat
after you done ass
give ass up or turnit a loose

let a man come in ass do the popcorn

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Through an Ass Darkly

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dark Night of the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Happiness Is a Warm Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

how very true

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

steely dan

do ass again
fire in the ass
turn that ass over again
reelin' in the ass
daddy don't live in that ass no more
everyone's gone to ass movies
any world (ass i'm welcome to)
throw back the little ass
any major dude will ass you
monkey in your ass
the ass rag
my old ass
ass cow
ass at last
i got the ass
don't take me ass
ass you did

i feel like i'm twelve again (and loving it) :)

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't Buy An Ass

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 23 June 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

pink floyd

obscured by ass
wots... uh the ass
an ass of winds
take up thy ass and walk
asses (three different ones)
careful with that ass, eugene
set the controls for the heart of the ass
an assfull of secrets
the great ass in the sky
a momentary lapse of ass
another brick in the ass
the happiest ass of our lives
don't leave me ass
goodbye cruel ass
is there ass out there?
waiting for ass worms

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Impact
The Ass Syndrome
The Ass Adventure
The Ass Strain
The Ass Inferno
Assquake
Reign of Ass
We Were Asses
Asstalkers
Saving Ryan's Ass
The Thin Ass Line
Big Asses in Little China
Ass from New York
Asses of Mars
Mission Ass
Asses Burning
Ass in A Blue Dress
Remember the Asses
Training Ass
The Ass Collector
The Ass Brief
Get Ass

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a quality porn collection you got there.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 23 June 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

champagne quality, Kenan!

is this the fastest growing thread ever?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The Prince of Ass
The Ass King
Ass Story
Ass Inc.
Ass Age
The Man With the Golden Ass
Asses of Madison County
Absolute Ass
The Asslaw Josey Wales
Ass Harder
The Ass Element
The Whole Nine Asses
Asses by the Sea
Goodasses
Ass This
Ass That
The Quick and the Ass
Ass Race
A Fish Ass Wanda
Ass of Bryan
Orange Ass
Igby Goes Ass
Asspole
Sweet Home Ass
Ass Intentions
Best Laid Ass
Legally Ass
Chasing Ass
Jersey Ass
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Ass
Assma
Good Ass Hunting
Sum of All Asses
Assdevil
Changing Asses
Ass Harbour
Enemy of the Ass
Ass Boys
Wild Wild Ass
Men in Ass
Boxing Ass
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Asses
Three Men and A Little Ass

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The Men Who Step On The Tiger's Ass
The Man Who Fell To Ass
The Lavendar Ass Mob
Ass Should Happen To You
Children of a Lesser Ass
The Bitter Ass of General Yen
O Lucky Ass!
Murder My Ass
A Ass is Born
Asslight
Ass Should Happen To You
The Man Who Came To Ass

― ass..., Monday, 23 June 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Contribute an ass

Message
Your Full Ass
Your Assmail Address

Ass-in Name	Ass

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Monday, 23 June 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This is always a good game, and in my experience the classic film for substitution is 'Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia' (I was surprised how long it took for that to be used here) and the all-time classicest word for substituting is 'cunt'.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 June 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Assassin

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 June 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I Wanna Ass You In The Ass

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 23 June 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

O Ass, where art thou?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 23 June 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Smila's Sense Of Ass/Smila's Feeling For Ass
The Unbearable Lightness Of Ass
What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Ass
Indiana Jones & The Raiders Of The Lost Ass
Dr Strangelove (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Ass)
Everything You Wanted To Know About Ass But Were Afraid To Ask
Curse Of The Ass Scorpion
Fried Green Ass At The Whistle Stop Cafe
How To Make An American Ass
Divine Secrets Of The Ass-Ass Sistahood
Reign Of Ass

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 23 June 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

THE ASS KING

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Two Weeks Ass

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Bridget Jones' Ass
Shakespeare In Ass
Moulin Ass
Ass of Thunder
Ass Wide Shut
Top Ass/Ass Gun
Vanilla Ass
Toy Ass/Toy Ass II
Snow White and the Seven Asses
Ass Attacks!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop Or My Ass Will Shoot!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass 2: Ass United
Ass 2: The Quickening
Ass 2: Pig in the Ass

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Ass
america eats it's ass
everybody wants to rule the ass

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass button gave me a "Problem inserting Message error".
How ass is that?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

jel: assassin => assassass, surely?

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we do musicals, too?

West Side Ass
Into The Ass
The Lion Ass
Beauty and the Ass
The Ass Party
Ass Show
My Ass Lady
Singin' In The Ass
What's New, Pussyass?
The Music Ass
Bye Bye Ass

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Queen of the Desert
Ass Kings
Lord of the Asses
Ass Faculty
Asszone
Terminal Ass
The Talented Mr. Ass
Ghost in the Ass
Asslander
Love and Other Asses
Artificial Ass
Ass Report
The Ass Menace
Ass Deeds
Ass Squall
Ass-Pax
Ass It Forward
The Usual Ass
Kiss the Asses
Road to Ass
Ass Away
Catch Ass If You Can
Empire of the Ass
Extra Ass
Ass Science
Romancing the Ass
Jewel of the Ass
On the Assfront
Assclosure
Ass Proposal
Ass Attraction
Ass Measures
Ass Heist
Ass Pledge
Ass Game
Ass Hell
Ass Hollow
Four Weddings and an Ass
Sliding Ass
The Ass Story
Ulee's Ass
Brassed Ass
The Ass Giant
Brotherhood of the Ass
Beverly Hills Ass
Another 48 Asses
Ass Bandits

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 23 June 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

sex, lies and asstape

― McCrorie, Monday, 23 June 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Buffy The Vampire Ass/Buffy The Ass Slayer

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Manic Ass Preachers:

"If You Tolerate This, Your Ass Will Be Next"
"You Stole the Sun from my Ass"
"The Masses against the Asses"
"An Ass for Life"
"Ass Emptiness"
"You Love Ass"
"Motown Ass"
"Suicide is Painless (Theme from Ass)"

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Monday, 23 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass-Z:

The Ruler's Ass
Assover
IZZO (A.S.S.)
Ass, Ass, Ass
Jigga That Ass
Ass Don't Know
Hola Ass
Heart of the Ass (Ain't No Love)
Ass Change
Ass Cry
Ass I Need
Renagade (feat. Ass)
Blueprint (Ass Loves Me)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass of Blur:

Beetleass (ok this is obvious, please beat me)
Ass 2
There's No Other Ass
Ass Universal
Coffee and Ass
Asslife
Ass of a Century
No Ass Left to Run
Ass
Girls and Ass
Assless Man
She's So Ass
Country Ass
To The Ass
On Your Ass
This is an Ass
Asses are my Radar

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Psychedelic Asses, All of This and Ass

President Ass
All that Ass Wants
Imitation of Ass
Sister Ass
Love My Ass
No Easy Ass
Highwire Ass
She is Ass
Ass Waiters
Ass in Pink
The Ass in You
Heartbreak Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Killing Ass: Ass? I Nearly Bought One!

Turn to Ass
Assdance
Follow the Ass
Ass-Chop
Ass Goes Down
Assies
Dark-Ass Before Dawn
Love Like Ass

Honor the Ass!!!

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass - Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass

Ass Kiss
Ass (Catch)
Ass (Torture)
If Only Tonight We Could Ass
Why Can't I Be Ass???
How Ass You Are
Ass Snakepit
Hey Ass!
Just Like Ass
Ass I Want
Hot Hot Ass!!!
One More Ass
Like Asses
Ass Sugar
The Perfect Ass
A Thousand Asses
Shiver and Ass
Ass (Fight)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ASSwagon jumping: A legitimate strategy? (14 new answers)
WHY DO I HATE ASS LOEB SO MUCH? (10 new answers)
C or D: Wolf ASS (40 new answers, 98 total)
What Chuck Eddy ASS (really) been Listening To (42 new answers)
i am not aware of hearing more than the ASS sylvian track... (2 new answers)
Dizzee Rascal: Boy In Da ASS (71 new answers, 174 total)
ASSwerk return (1 new answer, 44 total)
a (dumb) question about ASSwriting credits (2 new answers)
Ministry of Sound get ASS (5 new answers)
ASS advice needed/wanted (2 new answers)
CURRENT "BLACK FLAG" ASS (6 new answers, 20 total)
The ASS Radleys, Classic or Dud? (2 new answers, 38 total)
Headphones. For walking ASS in. (6 new answers)
ASS phuture (Unanswered)
peel ASSions (11 new answers, 31 total)
Simon Fuller to launch I Love ASS TV (24 new answers)
Worst ASS ever? (The UK Top 20, 22/6/03) (30 new answers)
'Creepy' ambient ASS (47 new answers)
a rocket in ASS - if music could talk (10 new answers)
Janes Addiction ASS Album (1 new answer, 22 total)
Marine ASS - further recommends? (1 new answer)
Taking Sides: Daniel Johnston vs Wesley ASS (7 new answers)
This is the thread where you can namecheck right-wing rockers/ASS stars (1 new answer, 96 total)
Why Does Everyone ASS Jim O'Rourke? (8 new answers, 81 total)
The ASS of "Helter Skelter"? (46 new answers)
ASS and morals (5 new answers)
Good bands whose lead singers ruin it for ASS (53 new answers)
Taking sides; ASSenspiel vs Xylophone... (26 new answers)
"Liz Phair" vs. ASS in Guyville etc. (9 new answers)
ASS/Loop pedals S/D (16 new answers)

― Hor-Ass Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Stand by Ass

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The Assiest ASS in the History of Ass (290 new answers)
MY GOD MY ASS IS A FUCKING BITCH. (94 new answers)
Indie guys with trucker ASS.... (118 new answers, 876 total)
What are you listening to today, mid-ASS edition? (249 new answers, 300 total)
This is the ASS where I say: (74 new answers, 536 total)
Taking it easy as ASS-riding life principal: c or d? (5 new answers)
ASS Deficit Disorder (47 new answers)
WimbleASS 2003 (46 new answers)
Hello ASS! (52 new answers)
Would anyone admit to seeing ASS Almighty and liking it? (63 new answers)
NYC: Anyone Got Room for An ASS Traveller To Crash? (July 4 FAP) (92 new answers)
Is ASS wrong to be completely silent? (40 new answers)
Supreme Court Rules ASS Action Unconstitutional (21 new answers, 61 total)
ASS ... Breathe ..! (29 new answers)
oh god i love ASS (120 new answers)
Your Chicago ASS (5 new answers, 111 total)
ASS enhancement /Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation (TMS) (3 new answers)
Sharing a ASS... (28 new answers, 74 total)
How long should ASS last? (74 new answers)
*rl* *'R**rk*'s Lawyers Are Starting Legal Proceedings Against ASS (93 new answers, 141 total)
The ASS You Do Once And Never Do Again (61 new answers)
Use other ASS please (1 new answer, 67 total)
The ASS Olympics (36 new answers)
Friendster - Its the ASS thing (46 new answers, 524 total)
The ASS Of God (8 new answers)
BlimX0r! It's the FREAKY TRIGGER ASS NITE!! (17 new answers, 66 total)
is this wrong (a thread for momus and momus ASS) (12 new answers)
The ASSaways (15 new answers)
Best ASS of '03 so far (3 new answers, 86 total)
How do I make ASS Cream? (19 new answers)
Pills'n'Booze'n'ASS (7 new answers)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you still buy ASS? (17 new answers, 76 total)
Half ASS Half Biscuit - search and destroy (16 new answers)
Annie Lennox, "Pavement ASS" (5 new answers)
Half man Half ASS: OPO-line (18 new answers)
I DEMAND AUSSIE ASS (45 new answers)
Duran Duran: Classic or ASS? (66 new answers, 98 total)
ASS: The Pagans (2 new answers)
Frank Zappa 'Tinsel ASS Rebellion' - CoD? (59 new answers)
ASS Nordenstam (12 new answers, 17 total)
PO10 - ASS Jackson (3 new answers, 12 total)
Are your favorite musician's favorite musicians also some of your favorite ASS? (7 new answers)
Vital Lumidee ASS (18 new answers)
POX: ASS-Punk (5 new answers)
Is it gimmicky to name your ASS after a song title? (30 new answers)
third ASS blind -- classic or dud (21 new answers, 30 total)
POX: Nada ASS (17 new answers)
Taking Sides: Doors (sans Morrison) "Other Voices" vs ASS (minus Reed) "Squeeze" (5 new answers)
Meet and Greet: ILMers who have never read ASS and couldn't care less about it anyway (59 new answers)
Woolie's ASS(1 new answer, 25 total)
Does the Dan Band have an ASS out? (3 new answers)
"Pop ASS" (117 new answers)
Last X records you bought, 2nd quarter 200ASS (43 new answers, 415 total)
ASS DJing (4 new answers)
EvanASSence: C or D? (40 new answers)
teaching mark s a *ASS* response four: LOUIS PRIMA (13 new answers)
30-ASS history of hiphop (80 new answers)
Madonna/Underworld ASSleg (8 new answers)
Angry Music vs. Pseudo-Angry ASS (3 new answers)
ASS rags s/d (12 new answers)
ASSnix "United" -- C/D? (8 new answers)
Led Zep's "Dancing ASS" Classic or Classicest Classic That Ever Classiced On A Planet Capable Of Classicness? (33 new answers)
The Cult of the ASS? (1 new answer, 81 total)
lizzy ASS descloux s/d (7 new answers, 19 total)
disco disco disco disco ASS disco disco disco disco disco disco DISCO! (3 new answers, 55 total)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Poppins

― C J (C J), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Should Gore run again in ASS? (7 new answers, 121 total)
Saddest ASS I'll see all year (4 new answers)
Post pictures of your favorite ASS... (2 new answers, 94 total)
Aaaorn Barschak - Geezer or Irresponsible ASS? (3 new answers)
this is the thread where ilx tells me not to drink ASS(25 new answers, 149 total)
lost ASS (2 new answers)
What is cool? Is it ASSirable to be cool? (31 new answers)
Libraries: Book Collections or ASS Central? (25 new answers, 50 total)
Simple fun games for ASS on the net? (2 new answers)
Your Own Real ASS Top 10 (2 new answers, 160 total)
Can we have a new "What are you reading at the ASS" thread? (23 new answers, 256 total)
ASS room magazines advice needed (27 new answers)
wisdom ASS...........o woe is me :-( (31 new answers)
Steve McQuASS (7 new answers)
IlluminatASS! Trilogy (31 new answers)
Taking ASS: Judy Garland vs Marilyn Monroe (1 new answer, 64 total)
tracy morgan - ASS or dud? (9 new answers)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix - the Be ASS Now of books? (93 new answers)
SupernaturASS (4 new answers, 13 total)
grocery store checkASS girl, i love you (3 new answers, 79 total)
Etiquette ASStion (28 new answers)
Referring to ASS in the third-person; Classic or Dud? (37 new answers)
etiquette of [not actual] ASSletting. (9 new answers)
"cartoon summer ASS" (9 new answers, 328 total)
IS ASS EVIL!!?? (9 new answers)
Happy Birthday The ASSfox! (67 new answers)
What is your current ASStop wallpaper? (2 new answers, 105 total)
I GOT THE ASS! (70 new answers)
Your favourite misread ASS thread titles! (3 new answers, 102 total)
Stratfor's current take on Iraq and the possibilities of extended ASS (9 new answers)
What kind of progressive sickness would have you in a ASSchair? (7 new answers)
ASS MUST GO (78 new answers, 96 total)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lfw.org/jminc/Ass/http://www.cnn.com/

― C J (C J), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck! I put my life savings in ass futures

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lfw.org/jminc/Ass/http://ilx.wh3rd.net/

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lfw.org/jminc/Ass/http://www.theonion.com/onion3923/wdyt_3923.html

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

U2, Achtung Ass!

Ass Station
Even Better than the Real Ass
Ass
Until the End of the Ass
Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Ass?
So Ass
The Ass
Mysterious Ass
Trying to Throw Your Ass Around the World
Ultra Violet (Light My Ass)
Acroass
Love is Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The English Ass
The Ass Patient
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Ass
Willy Wonka and the Ass Factory

― C J (C J), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Assie And the Ass-shees: Ass Show

Ass-a-Boo
The Killing Ass
Asscrow
Carassel
Burn-ass
Ornaments of Ass
Turn to Ass
Rawhead and Ass
The Last Beat of My Ass
Assody

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Ass and Dre present...Asskast

Assin' Around
Ain't No Ass
So Fresh, So Ass
The Whole Ass
Assquemini
A.S.S.
Southernplaylisticassadillacmuzik
Crubmlin' Ass
Ms. Ass
Player's Ass
Elevators (Me and Ass)
Spottieassydopalicious
Git Ass, Git Out
Movin' Ass (The After Party)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Asswerk: The Ass Machine

The Assbots
Spaceass
Metropo-ass
Ass Model
Neon Ass
The Ass Machine

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

this being Ally, i'm surprised that she hasn't given this one the "ass" treatment yet:

VERY BEST OF ADAM AND THE ASS:

Stand Ass Deliver
Ass of the Wild Frontier
Ass Eat Dog
Wonderful Ass
Ass at the Top
Apollo Ass
Ass Trouble
Ass Friends
Desparate but Not Ass
Ass Charming
Goody Ass Shoes
Ass'n Boots
Friend or Ass
Strip Ass
Vive le Ass
Zerox Ass
Assmusic
Deutscher Ass
Ass Rap
Kick Ass
Young Parisians Ass
Can't See Rules about Ass

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

gary numan and the ass army: replic-ass

me! i disconnect from ass
are "friends" ass?
machman-ass
praying to the ass
down in the ass
you are in my ass
replic-ass
it must have been ass
when the asses rock
i nearly married an ass
do you need the ass?
ass crazies
only a down-ass
we have a technical ass
ass is so fragile

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

led zeppelin -- ass graffiti

custard ass
ass rover
in my time of ass
asses of the holy
trampled under ass
kass-mir
in the ass
bron-yr-ass
ass by the seaside
ten asses gone
ass flight
the wanton ass
boogie with ass
black country ass
ass again

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The Best of Ass Music

Assalon
More than Ass
Jealous Ass
Over Ass
Same Old Ass
Oh Ass
Angel Ass
Dance Ass
Both Asses Burning
Ass is the Drug
Out of the Ass
All I Want is Ass
Mother of Ass
Ass Life
Do the Ass
Assarama
Virginia Ass
Ass-make/Ass-model

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

brian eno -- taking ass mountain (by ass)

burning airlines give you so much ass
back in judy's ass
the fat ass of limbourg
mother whale assless
the great ass
third ass
put an ass under baby
the true ass
china my ass
taking tiger ass

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Party (Volume 1)

Touch Ass
Assstorm
Ass's Miracle
Only Ass
Asscape
Asses in the Sky
Omniass
It's a Fine Ass
Asskraft 400
Can't Keep Ass Silent
Ordinary Ass
Better Ass Alone
You Take My Ass Away
On the Ass
Look at Ass
Scream for Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Order: Substance

Everything's Gone Ass
Ass Monday
Theives Like Ass
Perfect Ass
Subass
Assshock
State of the Ass
Bizzare Ass Triangle
True Ass
In a Lonely Ass
The Ass
Lonesome Ass
Ass of Death
Ass of the Nation

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I Know It's Only Ass (But I Like It)
Ass Sugar
Waitin' on an Ass
You Can't Always Get Ass You Want
Sympathy for the Ass

Riders on the Ass
Asses Are Strange
Light My Ass

If You Want to Sing Ass, Sing Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Corrosion
Lucretia, My Ass
Dominion/Ass Russia
Driven Like the Ass
Ass Land (A Fragment)
Ass I
Ass II

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

A Staggering Ass of Heartbreaking Genius

Men Are From Ass, Women Are From Venus

Please Understand Ass

My Ass, My Self

7 Asses of Highly Successful People

Asses Anonymous

Asses Who Love Too Much

The Man Who Mistook His Ass for a Hat

The Ass Less Traveled

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hark! The Herald Asses Sing!

What Ass Is This?

Away In an Ass

Ass Bells

Santa Claus Is Coming to Ass

Rudolph, the Red-Assed Reindeer

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Tracks of My Ass

Hopelessly Devoted to Ass

You've Lost That Ass Feeling

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Momass.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

A Practical Guide to Integrated Asses

Asses in the Age of Enlightenment

The Economic Impact of Ass in the Twentieth Century

Occidental Assology

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Gulliver's Asses

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hunchass of Notre Dame

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The ABC After-Ass Special

The Wonderful Ass of Disney

Free to Be You and Ass

Mr. Rogers' Ass

Sesame Ass

The Electric Ass

The New Ass Revue

Spongebob Squareass

Ass Explains It All

Sabrina, the Teen-Age Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Four asses and a funeral
Bridget jones' ass
About an ass

― lid, Monday, 23 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Kylie Minass: Fever
Ass Ass Ass
Love at Ass Sight
Can't Get You Out of my Ass
Ass
Give it to Ass
Come into my Ass
In Your Ass
Danceass
Ass Affair
Your Ass
Burning Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(btw I didn't realize how FILTHY the Kylie album was--Come into my Ass?!)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the ass-lovin spoonful
sly and the family ass

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

12 Angry Asses

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Ass

Bend It Like Ass

Chariots of Ass

The Hills Have Ass

Ass Was Born, But ...

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Just an Assful of Sugar (Helps the Medicine Go Down)

The Boogie-Woogie Bugle Ass of Company B

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Hit the Ass, Jack

50 Ways to Leave Your Ass

Bridge Over Troubled Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Freddy Got Ass
Ass Got Fingered

(Can't believe no one's done THAT one already ...)

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew WK: I Get Ass

Ass Time To Party
Ass Hard
Girls Own Ass
Ass to Die
Ass it Off
I Love Ass
Ass is Beautiful
Ass Til You Puke
Ass Night
Got to Do Ass
I Get Ass
Don't Stop Living In The Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ac/dc - dirty asses done dirt cheap

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(That's 1785 asses so far. Impressive.)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

also
ac/dc - high ass
ac/dc - let there be ass
ac/dc - powerass
ac/dc - if you want ass you got it (live)
ac/dc - highway to ass
ac/dc - back in ass
ac/dc - for ass about to rock, we salute you
ac/dc - flick of the ass
ac/dc - fly on the ass
ac/dc - blow up your ass
ac/dc - the ass's edge
ac/dc - assbreaker
ac/dc - stiff upper ass

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely for those about to rock, we ass you!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Sommermute, please tell me you didn't sit there and count them yourself, you ran it through some program that counted them for you. Unless you're at work and you got paid to sit there and count the word "ass" on this thread, in which case, you rock my world.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

you're probably right andrew

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

sir mix-a-lot to thread!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

jewelly, I tried to read the entire thread in one go and realized about halfway through that I didn't know what the word "ass" meant anymore. Then I decided to let Works take over and bring some nice clean statistic order into this smelly twitching sphincter of a thread.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And thank God you did. I think I speak for everyone when I say we're grateful to you for that.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, almost forgot:

Swing Low, Sweet Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone caught repeating another person's previously posted title will be hunted down and brutally sodomized by Ned.

i felt there needed to be a reminder, cos i am an ass.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god i didn't think about that statement did i?

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Must resist urge to post froggie.gif....... must... resist...

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

*whistles idly*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Jewellry, you're fucking awesome. I don't know when I laughed this hard on ILE.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

This one's from Luna:
Everything I Ever Needed to Know about Ass I Learned in Kindergarten

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks oops. Wish I could take credit for the idea, but I saw this little game on another message board. But they were all wankers and I figured you guys here could make it funnier. All I needed was someone to volunteer to do the sodomizing. Ned spoke up, and everything fell into place.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

A Tale of Two Asses
Ass and Punishment
Ass and Prejudice
Ass and Sensibility
The Red Ass of Courage
The Ass of Dorian Gray
The Old Ass and the Sea
Death of an Assman
Lady Chatterly's Ass
Ass in an Assland
Ass 451
I Know Why the Caged Ass Sings
The Ass Jar
One Hundred Years of Assitude

(arent' you modest jewellry. in addition to starting this, your entries are an ass above, IMO)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Alice's Adventures in Assland
Alice's Ass in Wonderland
The Lion, the Witch, and the Ass
The Tell-Tale Ass
The Scarlet Ass
Ass Farm/Animal Ass
Brave New Ass
Their Eyes Were Watching Ass

― oops (Oops), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, Luna, I was going to do that one (about Kindergarten)... Except I don't think the title says "Learned About" I think it's just Everything I Needed to Know I Learned In ... But that's an example of me taking this asinine nonsense to seriously.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I was trusting oops to get it right

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a Good Ass, Charlie Brown

It's the Great Ass, Charlie Brown!

Stop the Ass, I Want to Get Off

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, Luna. Trusting someone whose handle is "oops" to get something right? Tsk, tsk.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

All I needed was someone to volunteer to do the sodomizing. Ned spoke up

I'm trying to remember the exact context of volunteering, but I'm sure my intentions were good.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass and the Fury by William Assner
I, Ass by Robert Asses
The Ass is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McAss
A Passage to Ass by E.M. Asster
A Handful of Ass by Evelyn Ass
Howard's End by E.M. Asster
Go Tell it on the Ass by James Baldass
Ass of the Flies by William Goldass
Ass Counter Ass by Aldass Assley
Asses of Perception by Aldass Assley

(dude, i knew that wasn't right but you told me to!)
The Ass Also Rises by Ernass Hemingass
Ass of Cancer by Henry Millass
Pale Ass by Vladimir Assbokov
The Age of Ass by Edith Asston
Ass Comes for the Archbishop by Willa Assther
The Assshot Chronicles by John Asser
Of Human Ass by W. Somerass Maugham
Ass of Darkness by Joseph Assrad
The Ass of Mirth by Edith Asston
An Ass Wind in Jamaica by Richard, um, Ass-Hughes
A Farewell to Ass by Ernass Assingway
The Ass is a Harsh Mistress by Robert Heinass
Zen and the Art of Ass Maintenence by Robert Pirsass

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying to remember the exact context of volunteering, but I'm sure my intentions were good.

They were. I said, "Who could I get to track down the people who repeat posts and rape them till their asses bleed?" And you said, "Oh, please, oh, God, let it be me, Julie, let it be me," and you started sobbing, and finally I said OK.

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah yes, of course. I had forgotten I had just come off of a rather intense 'session' with the Pope.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

A Raisin in the Ass

I Know Why the Caged Ass Sings

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I Know Why the Caged Ass Sings
The Ass Jar
One Hundred Years of Assitude
(arent' you modest jewellry. in addition to starting this, your entries are an ass above, IMO)

-- oops

Uh, Ned...

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem* Right, well, that was part of the, uh, deal, see, um ... I would test him periodically to see if he was, you know, um, paying attention, and ... and ...

*runs*

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass on the Run!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Ass

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Flight of the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

going back to one of my own:

I Am a Fugitive from an Ass Gang

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Never mind the bollocks, here's the ass pistols.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Can't Help It

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Assed Lightning

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Beethoven's Ass Movement

The Nutcracker Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Are You There, God? It's Me, Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Marley and the Wailing Asses

I Shot the Ass
Is This Ass?
Ass Town Rock
Ass it Up
Get Ass, Stand Up
No Ass, No Cry
Ass Conqueror
Don't Rock the Ass
Lively Up Your Ass
African Assman
Ass is Shining
Ass Race
Ass Vibration
Crazy Asshead
Who the Ass Fit
Roots, Rock, Ass
Want Ass (Want Ass)
Rebel Music (3 O'clock Assblock)
Ass Man Chant
Concrete Ass/Ass Jungle
Ass Ravers
Stop That Ass ('I wanna get off')
All Ass All Night
Try Ass/Ass Me

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely for those about to rock, we ass you!

my vote is for:

for those about ass rock, we salute you {|;-)

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

An ass runs through it

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem* Right, well, that was part of the, uh, deal, see, um ... I would test him periodically to see if he was, you know, um, paying attention, and ... and ...

*runs*

*whistles all the more idly*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

An Ass Runs Through It AND A River Runs Throug Ass have been done.

Irving Berlin in an ass stylee:

Puttin' on the Ass
Be Careful, It's My Ass
Ass Cheek to Ass Cheek
The Ass that I Marry
I'm Putting All My Assess in One Basket
Let's Face the Ass and Dance
I've Got My Ass to Keep Me Warm
Just One Way to Say I Love Ass
Reaching for the Ass
Steppin' Out With My Ass
There's No Ass Like Show Ass
I Never Had an Ass
How Deep is the Ass?
Isn't This a Lovely Ass?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

so much ass to be had

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass of Boston
Spider in the Ass
Ass and Ellen
Ass City
What Do You Want Ass to Say?
Ass Bomb
Back and Ass
You Are Ass
Pay for the Ass
The Dismemberment Plan Gets Ass

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ready for the ass

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

you painted your ass

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

From the 1983 re-release of Duran Duran's debut ass album...

"Girls on Ass" (or it could be "Ass on Film")
"Planet Ass"
"Anyass Out There"
"Careless Memorass"
"Is There Something I Should Ass?"
"Night Ass" (or it could be "Ass Boat")
"Ass of Thunder" (or it could be "Sound of Ass" -- same difference)
"Asses of Mine"
"Tel Assviv"

I could not do my beloved Medazzaland, even though it'd have been a little funnier. I love it too much.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

more jandek:

killer ass in the caribbean
show me the ass, o lord
first you think your ass is lovely
european ass
message to the ass
when the ass melts
i'll sit alone and think a lot about ass

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ha. not "ship in the night" or "moonlight cruise"...

"night boat"

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Everything Ass Is New Again

Everything's Coming Up Asses

You Were Always On My Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ass me tender

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam and the Ass - "Killer In The Ass"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

rat in the ass
assrat love

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha "Ass Rancheros"!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

boney ass 'night flight to ass'

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

My Ass is on Broadway

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i left my ass in san francisco
what's ass, matador?

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Misbehavin'

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

What is WRONG with me?? I should be sick of this by now!!

Masterpiece Ass

The Antique Ass Show

Are Asses Being Served?

Asses Say the Darnedest Things

Ass, She Wrote

Diagnosis: Ass

Dial M for Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Take This Ass and Shove It

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa here she comes....she's an asseater.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Morrissey, "Vauxhall and Ass"

Now My Ass is Full
Spring-Assed Jim
Billy Ass
Hold On To Your Ass
The More You Ingore Ass, The Closer Ass Gets
Why Don't You Find Ass For Yourself
I Am Hated For Ass
Assguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning
Used To Be A Sweet Ass
The Lazy Assbathers
Speedass

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Asstron, 604

Ass-Tron
Discoasss
Another Breakfast With Ass
CSKA Ass
The Way That I Found Ass
Ass!
Commodore Ass
Assgirl
I'm With The Asses
This Is Our Ass
He Took Ass To A Movie
Assing Cavalier
Assbird
Ass Age
Asses Out...

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

What's Your Take On Ass?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Grandma Got Run Over By an Ass

The 12 Asses of Christmas

We Three Kings of Orient Ass

Ass Wonderland

I'll Be Home for Ass

Ass Tannenbaum

Yes, Virginia, There Is an Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Analyze Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Abbott and Costello Meet the Ass

Ma and Pa Kettle Out on the Ass

Big Trouble in Little Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The STrokes, Is This Ass

Is This Ass
The Modern Ass
Barely Ass
Someass
Alone, Ass
Last Ass
Ass to Explain
New York City Asses
Trying You Ass
Take Ass or Leave Ass

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Pocketful o' Ass

Shoeless Ass

Say It Ain't Ass, Joe

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

There's an Ass in My Soup

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Wal-Ass
K-Ass
Toys 'R' Ass
Mc Ass

Nutra-Ass
Oxy Ass
Ass B-Gone
I Can't Believe It's Not Ass!

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Prick Up Your Ass

(Has that really not been used yet?)

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Loves the Little Asses

Mary Had a Little Ass

Old McDonald Had an Ass

If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Ass)

There Was an Old Woman Who Swallowed an Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass's Company

Ass's a Crowd

One Ass at a Time

Married ... With Ass

Mary Hartmann, Ass

Gimme a Ass!

Third Ass from the Sun

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

O Whistle and I'll Come for You, My Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Scandinavian Ass
Apocalypse Ass
Hot Ass and Spent Contraceptives
Ass Is Forever
Ass Cobr... oh, bugger.

― OleM (OleM), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Can do.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That Was Then, This Is Ass

These Boots Are Made for Ass

What's Ass Got to Do With It?

Jesus Is Just All Right With Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass by Tom Lehrer
Fight Fiercely, Ass
The Old Ass Peddler
Ass Prepared
The Wild Ass Is Where I Want to Be
I Wanna Go Back to Ass
Lobachevsk-ass
The Ass Ballad
Ass Hunting Song
My Ass Town
When Asses Are Old and Gray
I Hold Your Ass in Mine
The Ass Schnitzel Waltz
Poisoning Pigeons in the Ass
Bright College Ass
A Christmas Ass
Ass Elements
Oedipus Ass
Ass Old Mexico
Cl-ass-mentine
Ass Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

An Ass Wasted with Tom Lehrer
She's My Ass
The Ass Tango
Ass Will All Go Together When Ass Go

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

let's save tony orlando's ass

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

agnes ass god

what were ass vices are now habits

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That Was the Ass That Was
Ass Brotherhood Week
Ass Lullaby
George Ass
The Folk Ass Army
Ass
Send the Ass
Ass
So Long, Ass (A Song for World War III)
Whatever Ass of Hubert?
Ass Math
Almass
Who's Ass?
Wernher Von Ass
The Vatican Ass

(also: Ass Tango in Paris)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

we've got an ass and we're not afraid to use it

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Another Op'nin', Another Ass
Always True to Ass in My Fashion
Easy Ass Love
After Ass, Who?
In the Ass of the Night
I Happen to Like New Ass
I Get a Kick Out of Ass
Make It Another Ass, Please
What Is This Ass Called Love?
Where, Ass Where?
Begin Ass Beguine
You're the Ass
Blow, Ass, Blow
Ass for Sale
Ev'ry Time We Say Ass
Ass Through the Night
I Concentrate on Ass
He's the Ass!
It's All Ass With Me
Night Ass Day
Just One of Ass Things
Anything Ass
I've Got You Under My Ass

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

mtv makes me want to smoke ass

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(this ass is really tired)

The Freewheelin' Ass Man

Blowin' in the Ass
Girl From the Ass Country
Masters of Ass
Down the Assway
Bob Dylan's Ass Blues
A Hard Ass a-Gonna Fall
Bob Dylan's Ass Dream
Ass Town
Talkin' World War III Ass
Corrine, Corrinass
Honey Just Allow Me One More Ass
My Ass Shall Be Free

― assneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Prick Up Your Ass

Anyone have tips on how to clean a computer keyboard that has just been sprayed with wine?

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Asses!

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

mtv get off the ass
crippled ass suck
ass for anus
pulling mussels (from the ass)

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I Suppose You Are Wondering Why We Are Asses

An Ass at Owl Creek Ridge

A Clean, Well-Lighted Ass

A Good Ass Is Hard to Find

Ass That Rises Must Converge

The Turn of the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the Way I Like Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The Left Ass of Darkness

We Have Always Lived in the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

A warning from Margaret Cho's mother...

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Forgive this variation from title posts, but I feel moved to sing ...

O beautiful, for spacious ass
For amber waves of ass
For purple ass's majesty
Above the fruited ass!

Americ-ass! Americ-ass!
God shed his ass on thee!
And crowned thy ass
With asshood
From ass to shining ass!

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I was singing the above song in my head while my boyfriend and I were having sex. When the sex was finished, I jumped out of bed to get on-line and post it here.

This thread has seriously warped my brain.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Brown ass
Wild asses
Can't you hear ass knocking
Ass gotta move
Ass got the blues
Sister Ass
Dead asses
Moonlight ass

― Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Some golden ass oldies....

From Blood, Sweet, Ass, & Tears:
"You've Make Ass So Very Happy"
"Spinning Ass"

From The Four Ass Seasons:
"Working My Ass Back to You"
"Walk Like an Ass"

From Bill Haley and His Ass Comets:
"Ass, Rattle, and Roll"
"Rock Around the Ass"

Ok, that's all I can think of right now.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread needs more photoshopped album covers to be the rgebtest thread evah.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD J.Lu, the Broadway riffs are AMAZING.

Bach motets don't work as well:

Jesu, meine ass
Singet dem ass ein neues Lied
Lobet dem ass alle Heiden
Komm, ass, komm
Der Geist hilft unser ass auf
Fürchte dich nicht, ich bin bei ass

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

La Cage Aux Ass

Ass Miserables

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Assknockers

... damn, as many novels as Stephen King writes, you'd think more of his titles would lend themselves to this ... umm ...

Ass's Lot

The Ass Who Loved Tom Gordon

... ah, forget it.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Zone
Ass Sematary
Ass Stand
Gerald's Ass
The Dark Ass
Needful Ass

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. I suck.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying to think of the word for what I suck ... Buttocks? Gluteous maximus? Rump? Backside? ... Oh, I'm sure it'll come to me ...

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The Assknockers
Children of the Ass
-- oops

DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (death by sodomy, of course)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember this?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahaha! (WTF?)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I Am Curious, Ass
Assie Hall
To Sir With Ass

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

*ass not included

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (death by sodomy, of course)

Have you forgotten the love?

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Perry -- Remember it? I modelled for the character of - oh, phone's ringing, brb.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

no, hence the sodomy

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Joseph and the Amazing Techicolor Ass

(There, oops -- friends again?)

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! AFF! (ass friends forever, of course)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

everything you ever wanted to know about ass*

*but were too afraid to ass

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Risky Assness

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 26 June 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I know what Your Ass Did Last Bummer.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 26 June 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Bringing Up Ass
La Bella Ass
Been Down So Long It Looks Like Ass to Me
Charlie Angels: Ass Throttle

Ass in a Manger

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 26 June 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Takes a Village

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 26 June 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Father Knows Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 26 June 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Goin' to the Ass of Love

Get Me to the Ass on Time

Ass Kind of Wonderful

This Ass Condemned

You Can Count on Ass

Pop! Goes the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 26 June 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Assprints in the Sand

Someone's in the Ass with Dinah

Ass, Don't Fail Me Now!

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 26 June 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

the big red ass
james and the giant ass
how to eat ass worms

― ron (ron), Thursday, 26 June 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Teen Ass (starring Michael J. Fox)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Do Not Go Gently Into That Good Ass

Rage Against the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

A Fine Ass / An Ass Mess

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 26 June 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sit Down, You're Rocking the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 26 June 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill and Ted's Excellent Ass

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 26 June 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Pixies - Trompe le Ass
Eno - Taking Tiger Ass by strategy
REM - Ass
Spiritualized - Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in ass.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 26 June 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Spiritualized - Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in ass.

0WN3D!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 June 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

james taylor - something in the ass she moves

scentless ass

― ron (ron), Friday, 27 June 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Waits -- What's He Doing in Ass?

The Shakiest Ass in the West

BTW I want a holiday named in my honor for thinking of Do Not Go Gently ... Where's my praise???

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

james and the giant ass

this will be my biography

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have an asinine significant other, a split personality, or will it have to be modified to James Was a Giant Ass, or James Had a Giant Ass, or simply James, the Giant Ass?

Not being mean cuz I don't know ya, just curious. Oh, I'm not even curious. I'm just bored as hell.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

no, it's in reference to my thing for hella booty

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahh. That was my 37th guess.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Politics aside, one of my psychology profs had us read the open letter Reagan wrote, or had someone write, when he found out he had Alzheimer's. I thought it was incredibly moving and incredibly brave. But when he dies and people make inevitable jokes, I won't get on the internet and rail against 'em.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit. Wrong thread. I'm an ass.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's my praise???

maybe my praise for 'funky ass (people it's bad)' is also there ;-)

it's plain to see that you are the grand master, we just ASSumed you knew you were the shit

speaking of gently,

kinski - be gentle with the warm ass

― ron (ron), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, yes, ron, but people can't fan me and feed me grapes over the internet, so sometimes I forget how exalted I am. Carry on.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

would you like a grape?

http://www.apioinc.com/images/grapes.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

tortass, tnt, selected cuts

ass from the gutters
i set my face to the ass
a simple way to go faster than ass that does not work
four-ass interval
almost always is ass enough

― ron (ron), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Have they been de-seeded, Jim? And are you wearing a loincloth?

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

de-seeded but not peeled. and always a loincloth.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

A CLEAN loincloth??

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

fresh every day

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha. You think I don't know what those stains are from. Never mind. Just write more ass threads.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

...err, posts.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

every single one of my posts is ass

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you think I came to be the exalted mistress of the ass thread? Practice, practice, practice.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

chocolate starfish and the hot ass flavored water

― ron (ron), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

jon spencer ass explosion

― ron (ron), Friday, 27 June 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

An Ass Less Ordinary

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it's of course important that it be hot ass-flavored water, not hot-ass flavored water

a stitch, in time, saves ass
a bird in the ass is worth two in the bush
ass is stronger than pride
find a penny, pick it up, all the day you'll have good ass
a fool and his ass are soon parted
a rolling stone gathers ass moss
a woman's ass is never done
don't put all your eggs in one ass
an ass is worth 1,000 words
familiarity breeds ass
fools rush in ass, angels fear to tread
idle ass is the devil's playground
the proof of the ass is in the eating

― ron (ron), Friday, 27 June 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

there is safety in ass
you can't take ass with you when you die
you can't have your ass and eat it too
the ass justifies the means
jack of all trades, master of ass
let sleeping ass lie
out of ass, out of mind
great minds think ass
if an ass is worth doing, it's worth doing well

― ron (ron), Friday, 27 June 2003 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

to ron, in lame mr. burns voice:

"Ex-cellent."

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

{|:-)

― ron (ron), Friday, 27 June 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

this is for you two: *praise*

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 June 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Returning to one of my previous titles ... I'd like to share an inspirational poem I having hanging over my headboard.

ASSPRINTS IN THE SAND

One night I dreamt I was sitting on my ass on the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
I noticed that for many scenes there were two sets of assprints,
But during other scenes there was only one.
This pissed me off, so I said, "Lord,
When I agreed to follow You, You said You would always be there for me.
But during the most difficult times in my life, I see only one assprint."
And the Lord said, "O my Child, I have always loved you.
During those trying and difficult times in your life,
It was then that I got up to get you a beer."
And I said, ":-)"
And the Lord said ";=)"
(We were chatting on AIM.)

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Every Which Ass But Loose

Any Which Ass You Can

Thank You for Bein' an Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Entertainment!

Let Ass Entertain You

Smile and the Whole Ass Smiles With You

Ass For Victory

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ass Stays in the Picture

Someone Has to Shoot the Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The Adventures of Ass the Pooh

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

pwned

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 27 June 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass, We Have a Problem

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Buffalo Ass, Won't You Come Out Tonight?

By the Light of the Silvery Ass

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My Ass Is an Actress

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 28 June 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

St. Ass

― man, Saturday, 28 June 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

rock 'em sock 'em assbots

― ron (ron), Saturday, 28 June 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ass hungry hippos

― ron (ron), Saturday, 28 June 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Asses Just Want to Have Fun
an ass short and a day too late
home is where the ass is
to know ass is to love ass
open your ass and say 'ah'

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

Good Ass Hunting
While My Ass Gently Weeps
Assemusha
It's an Ass, Ass, Ass, Ass World
The Ass Before Time
"I'm about to lose my ass, and I think I like it"
William Ass Macy
To Live and Die in Ass
In A Lonely Ass
The Asphault Jungle
Kill Ass Vol 2
Assboy
Ass on Fire
Home on the Ass
Scooby Doo 2: Asses Unleashed
The Quiet Ass
Asses of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Ass
The Man with One Red Ass
The Ass Wore Tennis Shoes
Edward Asshands
The Golden Ass of Sinbad

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

The Ass of Christ

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The Passion of the Ass!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr. Ass
From Ass With Love
Assfinger
Thunderass
On Her Majesty's Secret Ass
Asses Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Ass
The Ass Who Loved Me
Assraker
For Your Ass Only
Never Say Ass Again
Octoassy
A View to an Ass
The Living Asslights
Ass to Kill
GoldenAss
Ass Never Dies
The Ass is Not Enough

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Bored eh? ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

to tears

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha! octoassy

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish i had photoshop skillz :(

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

As the Ass Turns
Guiding Ass
The Bold and the Assiful
Ass Hospital
Days of Our Ass
One Ass to Live
Assions
The Young and the Assless
All My Asses
Another Ass

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Ass
Dawn of the Ass

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah "The Young and the Assless" sounds like something Bender would watch!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet I could get a part in a program with that name

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Planet of the Ass
Escape from the Planet of the Ass. . . both already used YES, BUT SOMEONE FORGOT THE STONE COLD CLASSIX
Beneath the Planet of the Ass,
Battle for the Planet of the Ass
and
Wait for IT
Conquest of the Planet of the Ass

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Night of the Living Ass
Evil Ass 2
The Texass Asssaw Assacre
Assraiser
Ass Cemetary
Little Ass of Horrors
Don't Be Afraid of the Ass!
The Ass and the Pendulum
Ass 9 From Outer Space
Ass From Another Planet
Der Asspyr
Assylum
The Ass of Dorian Gray
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane's Ass?
Assferatu
Phantom of the Ass
Assfinder General
Rosemary's Ass
The Assorcist
The Asses Have Eyes

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It's My Ass (And I'll Cry if I Want To)

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't Be an Ass to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Ass

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The Ass Stays in the Picture

(God, this thread is so last ... whenever.)

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ass of jealous lovers

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

MVA: Most Valuable Ass

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Der Todesass

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 27 April 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

I am honored to have killed this thread for two years.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 27 April 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

the aussiest thread in the history of arse

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 27 April 2006 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

Assback Mountain

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Thursday, 27 April 2006 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

Assatar
The Importance of Being Assest
The Assing Hour
Night of the Ass Hunter
The Ass Locker
Up in the Ass
Inglorious Ass Turds
Star Trek: The Search for Ass

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 April 2010 07:09 (fifteen years ago)

The Unbearable Assness of Being

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 April 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

There Will Be Ass

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 April 2010 07:27 (fifteen years ago)

Ass, New York
The Ass Ribbon
Clash of the Ass
The Curious Ass of Benjamin Button
Two or Three Things I Know About Ass

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 26 April 2010 07:31 (fifteen years ago)

How I met your ass
Project assway
The Amazing Ass
The Mentalass
Glass

― Super Cub, Monday, 26 April 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)

Ass: You Like It
The Ass of Errors
The Taming of the Ass
The Merry Asses of Windass
A Midsummer's Night's Ass
Much Ass About Nothing
The Two Noble Aasmen

lol @ benjamin button

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 April 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)

Whose Ass Is It Anyway?
Everybody Hates Ass
Extreme Ass: Home Edition
WWE Friday Night SmackAss!
Overassin'
Man vs. Ass
Ass Nightmares
Star Trek: Deep Ass Nine
Dr. Quinn, Ass Woman
Xena: Ass Princess
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Ass Genius
Curb Your Ass
Men of a Certain Ass
Ask This Ass
America's Got Ass
Walker, Ass Ranger
Ass Rehab w/Dr Drew
Mystery Ass Theater 3000
One Hundred Years of Assitude
The Ass Whisperer

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 April 2010 08:08 (fifteen years ago)

shit that should be Ask this OLD Ass

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 April 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)

my friends and I used to do this with "butt". My favorite was:
Alien Butt-urrection

― Fetchboy, Monday, 26 April 2010 08:12 (fifteen years ago)

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