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pinched from the Metro free newspaper. what tube stop is your favourite, and why?

gareth, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Waterloo. The bit on the Jubilee extension that feels like the inside of a spaceship. Wow.

Paul Strange, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Westminster's new deep dark pit looks like something out of 1984. It's all tubes and shininess.

Sam, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Angel - big and fresh.

Jonnie, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Embankment. Pleasingly labyrinthine, but possibly a nightmare in an emergency.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aldgate East. Because curry central is but an aroma's length away.

Trevor, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

baker street. the original & the best.

cw, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Those big 1930s reassuring circular ones on the north Piccadilly line - Southgate, Bounds Green, and a couple of others. Lovely. I also like the solidity of Park Royal coming in on the A40. Am I the only one a bit underwhelmed by the Jubilee line stations? All this glass and steel spaceship stuff is a bit 80s - give me BRICK, dammit.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Might not be Park Royal come to think of it, might be one of the Actons - that big flat square redbrick tower thing you see on your right as you come into the city, with the LU logo on it.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can I have three?

Golders Green - because the platforms are outdoors, a nice view of suburbia. The awnings around the roof are arrowed, white-painted wooden slats from the Twenties. This detail reminds me of The Railway Children and other cosy children's books where urchins wait for steam trains to take them to adventures (Box of Delights, Narnia & c.). The effect is especially strong in winter when you're waiting for a train in your coat and scarf and breathing vapour into the cold air.

South Ken - love the art deco feel, with the lead pewter frontages, and built-in market.

Gloucester Road - I like the art they commission there. Big modern sculptures.

Will McKenzie, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Euston. Dull yet ominous. Also, the seediest, most unpleasant loiterers. Probably the scene of more riots and crime than any other, but the station weirdly assimilates all the pointless aggression into its placid blankness, even the prehistoric shouts of the football hooligans get swallowed up and neutralized by the acoustics.

dave q, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I mean, doesn't Euston interior resemble the 'German airport' from a 70s espionage film?

dave q, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mornington Crescent. I win.

chris, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The bits under Euston where the taxis go are particularly, uh, 'social realist'.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

From the outside: Borough.

From the inside: Bermondsey (huge great big concrete blocks *and* pretty foliage!)

The worst, by a mile, and in every way I can think of, is Bond Street.

Tim, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i agree with Trevor about Aldgate East and its proximity to curry heaven. aesthetically i like the little cottagey places like, er, Colindale on the far reaches of the northern line. i also like Hangar Lane and Redbridge for their roundness.

katie, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Baker St. Because it's got loads of tiles in the shapes of little tiny Sherlock Holmes heads. And also cause it's one of the oldest, so it's got all these maps of the old lines, and explanations of how they did the diggings on the walls. And the arches which look like they should be skylights but are just dead ends. Very curious.

kate, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tottenham Court Road has tiles by Eduardo Paolozzi: it is therefore the "Pop Art" station of choice. My favourite is Russell Square, as that is where the cannibals are in Death Line. Also Hobbs End, as that is where the martian spaceship is.

mark s, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

York Road and British Museum are my favourites, and therefore I win.

Of open tube stations the New Jubbly Line ones (Canada Water & Canary Wharf) are magnificent space age things of joy, whilst Arnos Grove is Art Deco Heaven.

Pete, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

York Road? Bah. Now, Dover St - there's a nice little station.

I honestly can't think of my favourite tube station. I will have to give this some more thought. Some of the district line stations are rather charming out to the (EEESH) west.

Tom, I do think you meant Park Royal. Maybe that is my favourite tube station too, because it is next to an arcade with THE FIRST MIX OF DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! O Boom Boom Dollar how I love thee.

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the platform at Greenford has a fantastic view, looking south towards the A40, you can see for miles, see the planes approaching Heathrow, hills and trees in the far off distance and loads and loads of houses, but it's elevated so they all seem small.

Actual station itself though, I like the new Jubilee line ones, particularly Canary wharf and Bermondsey (I think)

Bad ones = dollis Hill (nasty and grubby) Baker street (smells of wee)

cabbage, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aw, Earls Court. I'm rather fond of Earls Court. There you go.

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tcha, you and your Dover Streets. It's Blake Hall and Clapham North low level for me.

Earl's Court is rubbish apart from the ace train indicator light boxen. Park Royal is great from outside, but I've never been in it. White City has a certain amount of charm as well.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Welllll I have history with Earls Court. First ever London trips = little Sarah wide eyed and agog at swish metropolitan Earls Court station. Bless.

Flash forward a few years, Sarah is drunk and swaying at Earls Court station. Train to Ealing Broadway! Where is a Wimbledon train? Sarah slumps to the floor and starts drunkenly crying. Actually, YEAH DAMMIT! I HATE EARLS COURT!

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Earls Court is certainly the least user-friendly. What the hell is going on with those indicators? Baker St is a nightmare I seem to recall too - depending on where you are going, you might have to run between platforms to get the next train. Worst decorated = Pimlico. Those terrifically naff murals advertising the delights of the Tate gallery as was. Have they taken them down yet?

Nick, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know what Katie up there sees in Redbridge, it's boring. Gants Hill is much better as it's IN THE ROUNDABOUT and has a little sticky-uppy skylight/vent thing that looks like a machine gun nest. And it's round. Buckhurst Hill station is quite nice as it looks like 1950 is yet to come. Does anyone know what's going on with the old Epping-Ongar line?

DG, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Baker Street is really difficult to use - it suffers from the problem of a lot of circle line/other line intersection stations, i.e. the circle line is miles away from everything else. This is what makes Kings Cross so irritating.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hanger Lane station (just round the corner from the oft-mentioned Park Royal) is in the middle of the notoriously named gyratory system. and is barely visible above ground.

cabbage, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And Paddington. You want to go east and you have to pick between the Circle line and the Hammersmith & City line, at completely different ends of the station.

Nick, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Favourite tube line stupidity: there are two Shepherd's Bush stations a fair walk apart. How this came to pass is v.boring ancient history, but why has no one seen fit to rename one of them?

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have never been there, but I've stated before that my favorite station is COCKFOSTERS for obvious reasons.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick: one should always pick the Hammersmith and City platform, because that way one gets to go over that walkway and marvel at the pretty vaulting of Paddington itself.

Ricky T: similar (if slightly nearer) two-station tomfoolery at Edgware Road. When you are the King, which Shepherd's Bush will you rename, and (urgent & key question) what will it be called?

Tim, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The one on Shepherds Bush Green will be called Shepherds Bush Green, I would suggest. I was told a while ago that this was actually going to happen but it never did - too sensible I'd wager.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan, Cockfosters is rubbish for the reason that It is possible for one to get drunk and fall asleep on the Piccadilly line and wake up there only to find one has missed the last train home and be then required to take a tortuous route home through uncharted suburban territory via night buses and taxis. I have never done this, obviously.

Nick, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DESTROY - the HUGE walk from the Central/Northern Lines at Bank. Or is it from the District/Circle to Central/Northern... I can't quite remember and as such HAVE DONE THIS WALK TOO MANY TIMES COS OF MY SIEVE LIKE BRAIN. LOATHE IT.

I luurrrrrve the DLR.

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I am King of LRT (like my surnamesake before me) I will rename the H+C line station UXBRIDGE ROAD, for that is where it is, and I will also rename the Central Line station SHEPHERD'S BUSH GREEN, for that is also where it is. And lo, the common people of W12 will rejoice, for these are wise choices indeed.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, the fabled 'escalator' link betwixt Monument and Bank. It is quicker to get out of Bank station and walk to Monument overground than trudge through the labyrinthine and largely escalatorless tunnels.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

city rd, south kentish town, marlboro rd strand ;) etc etc. and aldwych, which is now a club, but was also called strand, until there was another strand and it changed to aldwych, and then it become a club, and we saw Gescom there

and now: the sensible answers.

the stations at the top of the piccadilly line hich Tom mentioned for the immediately recogisable 'piccadilly' style, inc danperrys fave Cockfosters, which i was underwhelmed by initially, but feel i may have been harsh.

Golders Green. before i moved to london, coming here on the national express, getting off here, on to the tube and its like, wow...london.

Stratford. this should have been in the boring postcards book.

Wapping, and all the eastlondon ones, are odd with these tiny little platforms. city rd, south kentish town, marlboro rd strand ;) etc etc. and aldwych, which is now a club, but was also called strand, until there was another strand and it changed to aldwych, and then it become a club, and we saw Gescom there

and now: the sensible answers.

the stations at the top of the piccadilly line hich Tom mentioned for the immediately recogisable 'piccadilly' style, inc danperrys fave Cockfosters, which i was underwhelmed by initially, but feel i may have been harsh.

Golders Green. before i moved to london, coming here on the national express, getting off here, on to the tube and its like, wow...london.

Stratford. this should have been in the boring postcards book.

Wapping, and all the eastlondon ones, are odd with these tiny little platforms.

gareth, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have long thought that there is room for a book or website giving top tips about station interchange times / platform orientation / travelling time between stations etc. My brain is also like a sieve and I can never remember where it's best to stand on the platform for quick exit at the other end and so on. Like there's that fucking brilliant Bakerloo-Victoria line swap one can do at Oxford Circus I think, but it only works Northbound. Or is it Southbound?

Nick, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick - such a thing exists. Alex T has it and while I have long been horrified at his anality on this topic I have to admit it does the trick.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vic/Bak trick at Oxford Circus works both ways and is very handy.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rather than Uxbridge Road I propose Back of Beyond (for that is where it is) and instead of Shepherds Bush Green, Water Column. I'm not sure whether that big column of water thing's a barometer or some water pressure gauge or what, but I think it needs a tube station named after it.

Or we could rename one station Eyepatch and the other one Treasure In The Hold. Howabout that?

Tim, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh god, how could I forget Stratford?

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My favourite is running straight across the platform from the Southbound Northern Line at Stockwell right onto a southbound Victoria line train to BriXtoR in (almost) a single free and easy motion. Also I am pretty good at standing at the right place at Stockwell to let me out right at the exit at Embankment.

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FInsbury PArk for quick Viccy/Piccy interchange is a beauty.

Pete, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

there's a cool little shortcut when changing from the victoria to the central, coming from the north, follow the herd and then , as they all bunch up and try and get down the stairs, go right and enjoy a person less tunnel and staircase to the front of the west-bound central line, in a perfect place to get off at Greenford, makes me smile every morning.

cabbage, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This I like! I'm always intrigued as to whether one can save time by disobeying the signs. In related news, I tried to get around the 'no entry to Northern Line at Kings Cross during rush hour' thing a while ago by heading down to Victoria Line and cutting through, but they were guarding the staricase with two staff.

Nick, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Generally Nick, yes - you can save time by disobeying the signs as the Entrance to the station is alwaysshorter than the exit (its a contraflow thing). What often slows you down though is sheer weight of punters walking agin you.

Holborn and Tottenham Court Road both have nifty tricks like this with save mucho time.

Pete, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

there used to be a short cut when changing from the central to the circle at NHG too as you used to have to go right to the very top of the stairs then go back down, where the left hand entrance on the middle level got you there much quicker. There used to be no entrance signs on it but I think they've been removed now as everyone seems to be using it.

cabbage, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ISTR that a preservationist group were trying to do something with the Epping-Ongar line, closed by LRT in October 1994 at the same time as the Aldwych branch, but it hasn't got off the ground yet.

Whoever mentioned Colindale: yep, one of my favourite outlying stations. The Central Line Shepherd's Bush has some truly wonderful 1920s posters of the "come to lovely rural Twickenham" stripe. Earl's Court is fabulous. I have too many fond memories of the Charing Cross and Embankment areas to say a word against those stations.

Most thoroughly uninteresting, overheated and dull: Leicester Square and Tottenham Court Road.

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if you're talking overheated, search: the whole of the Victoria line. No matter what time of year and how cold it is outside, stripping off all jumpers/coats etc is essential.

I remember Theydon Bois station being positively rural on my only visit there many years ago.

cabbage, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I couldn't care less whether or not TCR and Leic Sq are "dull" - the problem with them is that they don't do their jobs properly. They could be the blandest things in the world architecturally but the job of them and Oxford Circus is to process people in the busiest part of London as quickly as possible, and yet all three of them have tiny entrances, fiddly stairs etc. etc. It's especially bad if it's raining and you have to push past people who refuse to move out of the entrances because they'll get wet.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, that's kind of what I meant to say: indeed the pathetic entrances and exits are probably what I dislike most about them.

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Eduardo Paolozzis Mark mentions around TCR make the place anything but dull, I think. But I agree that it's a dreadful design. People piling down the stairs onto the crowded end of the Southbound Northern Line platform feels like a deathtrap.

Being a daily JLE user, I'm spoiled by being used to the glass screens which separate fragile human from dangerous high voltage rail. But I'm starting to feel unsafe when I stand on open platforms these days.

Tim, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Frankly, any tube stop is a favorite stop, because at least you *have* tube stops, unlike in Orange County where THERE IS NO SUCH GOOD AND WORTHY THING AT *ALL*.

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for the New Cross stop. :-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Westminster is cool. The architecture is amazing.

rezna, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Boston Manor = local station. So, I like it!
Acton Town = old local station. So, nice and familiar
I really like Ealing Common as well. West London rools!

jel, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uxbridge Road = back of beyond = hmmmphhh, outrageous!...Renaming Shepherds Bush 'Uxbridge Road' would be folly as the road is about 11 miles long, and I can imagine the number of lost people already! :)

jel, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm quite certain that I've seen a map (or perhaps just an old-style sign) describing Shepherd's Bush (Central) as Shepherd's Bush Green.

Could be my imagination. Did once have a dream as a child that there was a spiral within the Circle Line (coloured dark purple) and at the centre was a station called Ram. More recently dreamt of a BR station called Banana. I'm not fishing for interpretations here.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, sorry, I retract Back of Beyond. I should have said Road To Nowhere.

Another woefully vaguely-named tube station is Southwark: no-one refers to that area as Southwark. Apparently some local residents ran a campaign to have it named The Cut instead (which would have been better for reasons of geographical specificity and general coolness). But oh no. LU knew better. Bah.

Tim, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Road to Nowhere is acceptable. Apologies to residents of Hillingdon.

jel, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's nothing wrong with Stratford. From the platforms you have wonderful panoramic vistas of the freight yard and the town centre multi-storey car park, I don't know what you're complaining about.

DG, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If it goes to Hillingdon it should be "Road To Bankrupt Tory Borough".

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, I like things like empty freight yards. Oh actually, the best view from any platform in London is that of Willesden Junction on the south bound North London line platform. You get a panoramic view of a car wreckers yard, lots of other railway lines and railway yards. Lovely.

jel, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Canary Warf Jubilee for being a buried cathedral of the future.

Swiss cottage as long as the escaltors are still old school

the north west london picadillly ones

NY subway stations are very functional though aren't they

Ed, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't think anyone was complaining about stratford station. i was complimenting it. actually DG, i believe you can pick up a copy of the strokes cd there.

gareth, Wednesday, 19 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Strokes? Right then, I'm on the first train there!

DG, Wednesday, 19 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also tube shortcuts, at Blackfriars, run straight down the steps to the district/circle line, bound straight ahead onto the train, wait by the door and then you pop out and are first up the stairs at Embankment. The highlight of my working day!

So, I supose I like Embankment.

Sarah, Wednesday, 19 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...
I don't feel like starting yet another London Tube thread, but...

Spent most of Saturday in the pub cackling over the Hipster Line meme, talking about the East London line extension - New Cross, Shoreditch, Hoxton, Dalston and Hackney. We decided that you would not need a ticket or Oyster card to board, you would merely show the most obscure tune on your iPod.

Has this been discussed before? Maybe been in an issue of Smoke?

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

Also going all the way to less than hip Croydon.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

Cocaine Croydon! Are you kidding? Centrifuge of hipness, all the cool kids are doing it!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

Is the ELL using the bridge over Kingsland Road (this would totally rule) or is it underground all the way between Shoreditch and Dalston Junction? Presumably the latter, but they have a big sign about it on the bridge to build hopes up.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

Using the bridge, I think, It's certainly overground to dalston Junction, using the Old Broad St Line NOt sure where it surfaces though.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

Whilst looking for ELL information I discovered that tube fares are going down for Oyster Card Prepay. £1.50 for zone one journeys, £2 for Zone 1 and 2 journeys, falling to £1.50 before 7am and after 7pm. £1 for zone 2-6 journeys on the tube.

Hooray.

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/press-centre/press-releases/press-releases-content.asp?prID=534

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/rail/initiatives/ell-project-status.shtml

It wil indeed cross the Kingslan Rd Above rather than below.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

excellent, so where exactly will it emerge from the tunnel in Shoreditch, I wonder?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

It would have lost its Hipster Line status had it gone to Streatham. However, nooooo, it goes to Crystal Palace which is fast becoming the new Hipster Mecca.

Like I said, I'm not getting an Oyster Card. I demand to be able to pay by iPod. Oh wait, except I haven't got one. And I don't ride the tube anyway.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)

is ipod still hip?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

was it ever?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

yes

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

your perspective only

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

ipod was uber-hip, then ipod mini took over, then ipod nano took over that but the backlash there may have already begun what with the 'scratchy panel' problem.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

too many people have ipods now. tape walkmans are back

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

life should be SEQUENTIAL

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

this weird guy in my office who eats horrible smelly fish lunches makes the fact he still uses a tape walkman a point of cocking pride. like, slow clap. i don't think ipods were hip for long because they caught on quite quickly.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

I'd like this point cleared up, because I am half-thinking of getting an iPod, and I don't want to buy one until it is unequivocally clear that they are no longer hip.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

They are now: generic.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

i'm sure i saw a homeless guy with one the other day

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

it could be one of those uber-homeless dudes though

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

What's on the homeless guy's ipod?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

Oi! Dudes! it is not the iPod that is the token of admission for hipsters, it if the OBSCURITY of the coolest track on it. You have missed my point. As usual.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

why mention ipod at all then? i'm not sure if the connection between Shoreditch/hipsters (old hat as a target of mockery now surely?) and obscure music as opposed to achingly hip music is that strong either.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

Shoreditch is merely the midpoint. It is the New Cross/Dalston/Hackney axis which is the apex of hipsterdom we were mocking. (Blah blah, yes, I was on a date with an INDIE BOY which is why I ever got mocking hipsters in the first place.)

Now feel free to continue to miss the point...

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

redbulldozers is achingly hip these days. it's basically bum sex music

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

I'd like this point cleared up, because I am half-thinking of getting an iPod, and I don't want to buy one until it is unequivocally clear that they are no longer hip.

Martin, even I got one, so you're clear for takeoff.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

i think it was the point, not the music, that was too obscure.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

new cross isn't hip these days. surrey quays is where its at

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:01 (twenty years ago)

hahaha hackney is full of hipters, no, really, it is!

N_RQ, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

all the hipsters gather around hollywood bowls to see who can get the most obscrue spares. (i recommnd the 4 7 8 10)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

did anyone put Hipsters on the Mythical Beasts thread yet? cos i may have to.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh, forget it. Last time I try to make a joke.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

What is the most obscured tube station?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

this is idiotic. hackney is not hip. it's a place where people live.. how can a location where normal people make their homes be fashionable? hackney is teeming with different people - jamaicans, africans, irish, jews, turks, asians, vietnamese,eastern european people and god alone knows who else. to say that somewhere in the region of 12 people with daft haircuts define this area is beyond stupid

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE, ALRIGHT?!?!?

Forget it.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

highgate station is a little obscured (although there is a sign from the main road)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Forget what?

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

so is dalston. obscured by the sign saying: welcome to east london - home of the overprivileged

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Joke: a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

Shh, Ken! If you mention it by name, more people will find out about it and it will be ruined!

marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Dollis Hill is v obscure - the entrance/exit at least.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

OOPS. LIKE THAT SECRET PUB ON NORTH HI...????????

OH NO!

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

the wrestlers, the red lion or the victoria?

they're all shit, incidentally.

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

or that horrible thing that used to be the equally horrible bull?

highgate st also horrible as the worst place you could possibly be trying to get on a northern line southbound at 8.14am and for sneaking into zone 3

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Palace is terribly hip, though there has recently been an influx of thirtysomething lesbians, who are perhaps displacing all the stand-up comics. This is something I welcome. Brightens the place up.

We're about to lose our Morrisons/Safeway, though (local gossip - nothing official) with nothing lined up to take its place. Budgens opens Thursday opposite (and intending to put out of business) Sergio's deli, where I occasionally see TV's Mark Steel with his lovely daughter. Much local fuss over planned hotel building on the park. The number 3 bus is showing improved reliability.

And back to Kate and Marcello in the studio...

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

i was talking about Highgate's Best Kept Secret, barbarian.. don't give it away.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, Michael in Crystal Palace. Good work on that new sport centre! Listed building, my arse.

Now, closer to home, is Streatham ever going to get The Tube? Or would it ruin our local flavour? The planned Hub development is already ruining our ice rink, our go-karting bus garage and The Streatham Guardian has been noticing a terrible ... smell emannating from the swimming pool at the Leisure Centre. When can we import some hipsters to sort this out? They're getting new swimming pools in Hackney to bathe their hipsters, so don't forget about us.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

LOLILX

------------------------------------------------, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

...an influx of thirtysomething lesbians, who are perhaps displacing all the stand-up comics. This is something I welcome. Brightens the place up.

I misread that as Brightons.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Ho ho! Good one.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Well, the lesbians needed somewhere to go after the hipsters pushed them out of Stoke Newington!

(This was the only thing I knew about Stokey when I first moved to London - that there were apparently lesbians there. Some pointy nosed blond Irish dirty rock boy took me to a party there.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

My favorite is Liverpool St. Just nostalgic reasons mostly.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

WORST IS BANK

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

This N16 to SE19 exodus is something I vigorously encourage. It would increase the number of friends we have right on our doorstep by a factor of [ERROR: DIVISION BY ZERO].

Follow the trailblezzers!

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Liverpool Street's tube station isn't very interesting, apart from the reversing siding that's a remnant of its original terminal layout. The Metropolitan station is rather more interesting than the tube one.

What's so bad about Bank, though?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

I just want to add two things to this thread:

1. Croydon is hip (it's the new Detroit)!!
2. I used to work for TfL!!!

Pizza cook man said that Dear Leader covort with Japanese women and burn 10 (nor, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

The Russian works for TfL!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

I've probably mentioned it on other tube thread but I love the domey dinkiness of the Clapham Common exit/entrance.

North Acton is another of the most obscured overground tube stations perhaps - you can't see the exit/entrance from the main road, and you can only see the platform itself from the upstairs of the 266 or 220 as they pass over the bridge towards/away from Willesden Junction - or by standing on your toes and looking over the bridge from the pavement.

East Acton is also very tucked away from any main road, ditto West Harrow and Ickenham. And Watford famously lulls you into a suburban idyll far from the horrors of the Harlequin Centre.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

I need to participate in more LOndon threads.

Who is "The Russian", for example?

Pizza cook man said that Dear Leader covort with Japanese women and burn 10 (nor, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

An IRL friend we were pimping on another thread, heh heh.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Also, what's the really fucked up part of Harrow? Is it South Harrow? I wouldn't walk my dog there.

xp ah

Pizza cook man said that Dear Leader covort with Japanese women and burn 10 (nor, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

yeah the South's not great. you get a nice view coming in from Rayners Lane though.

in the 'Fit But You Know It' video i'm convinced the park Skinner walks in is the one between South Harrow and Sudbury Hill.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

xxxxxpost somehow i get the feeling that roxymuzak's love for liverpool street tube station isn't for the interestingness of its design.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

(an aside:
> We're about to lose our Morrisons/Safeway, though (local gossip - nothing official)

the one in hammersmith is also dying - they started by taking the top shelf off all their aisles and now they keep spreading the few remaining articles out along the racks as thinly as they can, one row of everything, right at the front. name brands are mysteriously missing (no head and shoulders) and some are suspiciously plentiful (an whole aisle of Corn Flakes). it's like cold war russia. (whereas the actual hammersmith highstreet looks like beruit with all the roadworks))

shepherd's bush (h&c) smelt so strongly of ganja the other week. i get enough of that at work...

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, is that why they take the top shelf off and move everything around? because they're running out of stock? Cause they're doing that in ours.

I thought it was to make it more convenient for old people or something. They actually decreased half the floorspace to make a mysterious room where god knows what goes on.

I really hope they don't close ours because it's a long walk to Sainsburys and it's more expensive. (Lord knows what will happen when they build the planned Tescos they're giving us instead of a tube.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

but Morrisons is great, why are they all closing? where will i get that nice framboise?

they haven't got round to rebranding the Stoke N Safeway yet it seems.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

The one just off Holloway road is oddly dark. I think i'd rather buy less food in Waitrose than shop in the gloom.

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

our local one is long gone and becoming a waitrose.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

iceland is the my favourite supermarket on that stretch of holloway road

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Was that the one in the Brunswick Centre? That used to be my local; I was so shocked to find it was gone.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

home delivery, seriously, is the fucking future.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

yues the brunswick centre is getting a bourgoise makeover, with waitrose and Monsoon being key tennants

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Monsoon?!?!??!?

But whatever will happen to the Romanian orphans and that weird shoe shop whose shoes never fit my feet (and actually did me long term foot damage, come to think of it)?

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

our local one is long gone and becoming a waitrose.

When Morrisons bought Safeway, part of the agreement was that they sold a large tranche of stores to Waitrose for competition reasons.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

brunswick centre bourgeois? get off!

N_RQ, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

One thing in Crystal Palace's favour: it has local gossip.

Yes, it would be good if everyone moved to Crystal Palace. Upper Norwood? No, they moved of their own accord.

I'd like them to sort this Morrisons business out first though.

"Keith Barrett" kept addressing "Hammersmith" on Jack Dee last night. I thought of the Koogmeister. It was very funny by the way. I stayed up late.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

All gone I'm afraid. Now it will be a British High Street TM.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Even SKOOB!?!? Please tell me Skoob will not be replaced with a Books Etc. or something.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

All gone.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

BUT WHERE HAS SKOOB GONE?!??! IT CAN'T JUST DISAPPEAR!!! IT WAS A BLOOMSBURY LANDMARK!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I'm finding this unreasonably upsetting.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

is waitrose replacing all the morrissons? if so that would be genius. iceland is a top supermarket for cheap lager.

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

I once bought several large bottles of fizzy alcohol for £1.00 each.

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Bbbbbbbut!!! Waitrose, that most middle class supermarket, squeezing out all the good, authentic, working class, northern Morrisons? Whatever will The People do!??!?!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

waitrose sells decent food. end of discussion.
what was it, anna? you're a great deal braver than me.

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

shop at netto like good working class shoppers should do
xpost

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

i bought some very cheap and perfectly acceptable khazi paper from netto the other day.

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Ahem ... it was ... Babysham.

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

best supermarket store evah

http://www.perivale.co.uk/images/tesco-supermarket-pic1-448-336.jpg

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

(And it was actually very nice and surprisngly boozy.)

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

and sort of back on topic as it's right by Perivale tube, which is quite high up, making me now wonder which tube station is the highest in London?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Bwah hah hah hah hah! My mum bought a bottle of that at New Years, and brought it back all proud, like "look what I got" until she actually tasted it. Even I couldn't drink it - loaded with saccharine, for a start.

If you were at Morrisons, you should have held out for the fizzy pink strawberry wine which is only marginally more expensive at £1.49 a bottle on sale. (I still have a bottle of this in the bottom of my fridge awaiting the next rehearsal at my house.)

Blimey, remember when this was a thread about the Tube, and not supermarkets and booze? x-post

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Babycham, that is.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

x-post to anna: you're right, you know. a friend of mine picked up a bunch of those old-school babycham bowl-shaped glasses with the little deer on them from a market somewhere a while ago and we dcided to go out and buy babycham and do one of those champagne fountains you see on 70s movies. it was *super-cheap* and not as bad as i thought it was going to be at all.

sfxxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

how high from the ground level or from sea level stevem?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

platform height or the entrance?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

haha wait i mean LOL the highest tube station is obv BRIXTON rofl

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

or Shepherds Bush by the sound of it, hardy har

i suppose i mean sea level and from the platform only. i wonder if the underground stations built under high ground (Highgate? Hampstead?) are still higher than some overground stations on low ground (Gunnersbury? Hammersmith Picadilly/District? White City?) but it's hard to tell how far above sea level you are at many stations esp. ones like North Acton where the entrance is high but the platform low and entrenched in a valley of sorts, despite being only two stops from super high Perivale.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

sexiest conversation ever right here.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

"stevem, boldy asking questions so the rest of us don't have to"

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

here where i confess that this is actually something i've wondered about myself

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Places like Clapham on Northern Line = low altitude
Places like Hampstead = high altitude

The train itself stays at the same altitude throughout its journey. Just a guess.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I think you are confusing trains with canals, Suzy.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

The train itself stays at the same altitude throughout its journey. Just a guess.

this would be absolutely no fun, so i'm not going along with it.

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

there's probably some undulation and it probably drops even lower in Zone 1 what with other lines crossing over and under, but if it is the same depth at Clapham and Hampstead there'd be more escalators at the latter you'd think (long time since I used the tube there so couldn't say).

i hear snoring at the back there now, so am sticking with Perivale for highest overground platform.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

actually Greenford's probably a notch or two higher...

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

i think if you imagine how far you'll have to walk down to get from highgate to archway. and how little stairs+escalators there is in highgate station. it'd give you an idea.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

how much escalator is there at Archway?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

enough

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

not as much as there is at angel

sfxxxx, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Hampstead is the deepest Tube station in London. I have lived next to all the stations between Camden Town and Hampstead at one point or another and it is amusing how the lifts get that much deeper as you go up the hill to Hampstead.

Also compare King's Cross with the next stop, Angel (slight xpost with Dave). We forget that Islington's on a hill if we are not involved with Pentonville Road on a pedestrian basis.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

but presumably Hampstead is not the deepest wrt to sea level, only relative ground level?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

I would imagine that most of them are roughly about the same height above sea level to get around the whole station flooding angle.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

I would imagine that most of them are roughly about the same height above sea level to get around the whole station flooding angle

But that wouldn't be a problem if the track was higher when it was underground than when it was overground. Apparently Hampstead is 58m below ground level - all we need now is the altitude of Hampstead.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

But... but... some platforms/lines - especially the ones along the embankment - are *below* sea level at certain tides and have all kinds of special overflow contraptions to stop them from flooding!

At least, that's what I think it said in my Underground London book.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

OK, I have the answers...

Highest point on system 150 metres Amersham (Metropolitan) - 482 feet
Maximum depth below sea level 21.3 metres Waterloo (Northern)
Greatest height above ground 18.3 metres Dollis Brook Viaduct (Northern Line over Dollis Road) - 59 feet
Deepest below ground 67.4 metres Hollybush Hill, Hampstead (Northern) - 221 feet

http://www.trainweb.org/tubeprune/Statistics.htm

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Until 2006, there will be no shop. However, we will continue to trade online.
Due to the redevelopment of our home in the Brunswick Centre, the SKOOB RUSSELL SQUARE shop is now closed. We are in negotiation, and hope to return to a new shop on the north side of the Centre next year. Failing that, we will try to find another suitable shop in London. News will be posted here as it develops.

!!!!!

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Places like Clapham on Northern Line = low altitude
Places like Hampstead = high altitude
The train itself stays at the same altitude throughout its journey. Just a guess.

this is troubling me now. archway to highgate takes way long imo, and iaccount for it in terms of the train having to go uphill (which i think it does, goes highgate escalator is shortness, as ken said).

N_RQ, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Somewhere on one of my home computers I have a Northern Line train-driving simulator, which tells you what the gradient is as it goes along. I can assure you that it isn't level - indeed, some of the gradients are pretty steep.

Bear in mind that the Barnet line north of Highgate was originally an above-ground suburban line (it ran out of Kings Cross), and that High Barnet itself is - a Barnet resident once assured me - the highest point between the Thames and Yorkshire.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

it all gets hairy when you get to barnet

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

The tunnels come uphill when coming into a lot of stations, helps with the braking iirc, and then drop back down when they're out of the station. You can see it sometimes when you see the train approaching

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

That was mostly done on the Central, I think. It's a more common feature of rope-haulage railways like the Glasgow Subway.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

The steep undulation of the track is quite visible between White City and Notting Hill Gate on the Central line.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

The tunnels come uphill when coming into a lot of stations, helps with the braking iirc, and then drop back down when they're out of the station. You can see it sometimes when you see the train approaching

and

I would imagine that most of them are roughly about the same height above sea level to get around the whole station flooding angle.

i want to agree suzy but i just can't. this will throw my whole world off its axis coz my ears rountinely pop, like when diving or flying, on the central line especially. this would point to changes in air pressure and thus some stations being deeper/less deep than others. vicky's post *may* explain this, but i have my doubts because it would mean you go up and down all the time whenever you come into a station, getting that sleeping policeman effect. you don't really. i am worried about this and am going to phone london underground to find out.

sfxxxx, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

The extreme gradient between Shepherd's Bush and White City is there so that the line can reach the surface. The very sharp curves and right-hand-running on this stretch are due to the bizarre layout of the Central's old Wood Lane terminus.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

If you look on this map: Wood Lane station was located near where the words "Shepherd's Bush" crosses Wood Lane. It was located on a loop of track that surrounds the depot marked as "White City LRT Depot". Nowadays, the main lines follow the route of the reversing loop; the westbound track runs along the east side of the depot, and the eastbound track on the west side.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

The east/west lines cross over each again between East Acton and White City. It's mentalism. I hate that loop because it takes what feels like 3-4 minutes to get from White City to Shepherds Bush when given the distance it should be half that (regardless of the gradient steepness).

Presumably the tunnel rises again from Shepherds Bush to Holland Park in relation to the higher ground at the latter, though if you look west from the platform at Shepherds Bush it drops lower down - so Holland Park would have one or more escalators than Shepherds Bush perhaps.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

Do you mean look east from Shepherd's Bush? The drop immediately after the platform will be to help trains start as Vicky described.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

yes i mean east, and i know what it's for, i just wonder if it means Holland Park is deeper underground than Shepherds Bush or not.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

okay, definitive answer: although, in general, most lines don't dip and ascend too much (this is standard common sense, really, otherwise trains would be very inefficient), they are not all at a uniform depth relative to sea level. there can be significant from station to station along the same line, because of the formation of soil/rock strata, power lines, sewers, irate colonies of moles, wombles and all the other subterranean gubbins most of us choose not to think about. the central line is especially variable, hence my ear-popping. i phoned the london underground people to find out about this. i hope you are all suitably ashamed of yourselves.

sfxxx, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

I always feel that I'm going downhill if it looks like downhill on the tube map, ie, Bakerloo from Paddington to Trafalgar Square, sorry, I mean Charing Cross.

Also the Northern Line is quite steep.

I don't know how much of this is imagination and how much is cold hard fact.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

irate colonies of moles

i want to believe.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Blimey, I'd forgotten Wimbledon had a tube!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

Paddington to Trafalgar Square Charing Cross probably *is* downhill; I wouldn't be surprised if the Charing Cross platforms were only just above sea level.

I have been searching the web for London Underground gradient profile diagrams, and failing.

(they must have some, because all railways have them - whether they are on the web is another question)

Blimey, I'd forgotten Wimbledon had a tube!

It doesn't!

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

District line terminates there according to my (albeit out of date) map.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

(not only is the District line not a tube, London Underground tracks don't go to either Wimbledon *or* Richmond)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

(And don't you start with that "if it's not underground it's not a tube" nonsense because you're not even a Londoner.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

As far as I'm concerned "it's on the tube map" = "it is a tube".

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

As I said: not only is it not in a tube tunnel, it's not even owned by Transport for London!

xpost: what, so the North London Line is a tube too, is it?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

Blimey, I'd forgotten Wimbledon had a tube!

It doesn't!

hence the irate colonies of wombles!!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

if it's got a colour on the tube map that isn't white it's a tube

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm looking at the back of my A to Z and neither the North London Line nor the Silverlink (which I was going to make an exception for) are on it.

DLR, however, is. So I guess that's a tube, even though it's not.

But the District Line is The Tube and that's the end of it!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

surely the ear popping is a pressure thing (caused by the train having to push the air in front of it out of the way, a function of width of the tunnel) and not necessarily an altitude thing?

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

A lot of the tube lines aren't always in tube tunnels - they call it 'overground' I understand.

Why is there such abject pedantry about tube status?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

is wimbledon station one of those stations where whenever a london underground train lands on it they have to pay rent like in monopoly?

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm seeing the word 'tube' so much, it has lost all meaning. Such a funny word.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

The North London Line *was* on the underground map at one time; I'm not sure when it vanished.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

xxxpost i thought it's called "above ground" (like in that lovely painting they have in picadilly line trains)

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

the silverlink on is on the tube map on the tube website, but it doesn't pass the colour rule

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

surely the ear popping is a pressure thing (caused by the train having to push the air in front of it out of the way, a function of width of the tunnel) and not necessarily an altitude thing?

Yes, it probably is. More modern tunnels have more cross-passages to reduce ear-popping - the Channel Tunnel, for example.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

I like Wimbledon station, and the rows of houses you see to your right as you pull into it.

Does Kew Gardens station still have a bar on the platform? District Line trains are horrible (except the one that goes to Edgware Road as it's akin to the H&C ones) but journeys on it can be among the most beautiful to be experienced on the network e.g. passing over the bridges at Kew and Putney, gliding between Chiswick and Ravenscourt Parks. It's pretty dull between Whitechapel and Upminster though.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

Whitechapel station is one of my favourites, as it happens.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

Does Kew Gardens station still have a bar on the platform?
yes it does i think.. or at least as far as i remember the pub has a door that leads straight to the platform.. i was drunk

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

I'll probably never go to Morden or Cockfosters.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

i like the trains on district etc lines because they're bigger and feels a bit like america trains.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

Kew Gardens, of course, is a Silverlink station, not a London Underground one.

(or whichever company operates the North London Line now)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

forest pines goes to pub quizzes for a living.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

south wimbledon is on the tube, i think.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm fairly sure that the Wimbledon branch is owned by Network Rail up as far as the spur that lets trains from Wimbledon towards Earls Court head across to Wandsworth and Waterloo.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

Thinking about it, the 'constant altitude' theory was obviously bollocks, because the trains go under the Thames. So that it would imply that everywhere the tube is overground the streets are below sea level, which given the proximity of the river / the sea would mean anywhere with overground tube trains would be permanently under water.

PS - how deep is the Thames?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

I suggest we all carry a spirit level.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

What, on busses, too? I know for a fact those go wobbly up and down Brixton Hill by sensory evidence alone!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Incidentally, on this photo of the Jubilee Line westbound tunnel mouth, you can just about make out the floodgates used to prevent the tunnel flooding.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

What's a buss?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

it's that feeling you get when you find out clever facts

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

about buses

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

It's a large vehicle I use to run over pedants who make fun of my spelling.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

Just harmlesss fun.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

PS - how deep is the Thames?

I'll answer my own question, just in case anyone is desperate to know and hasn't heard of google. In town about 2m at the lowest tide and about 9m at the highest.

Staggering Thames facts here

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
another obscured tube station:

http://static.flickr.com/42/75176723_72786f9912.jpg

as for the most obscure generally I stand by Woodside Park with it's forgettable 'anywhere' name:

http://static.flickr.com/6/75176731_c3f0d67569.jpg

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

Woodside Park = so obscure, I had to look at the map just to see which line it's on.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

my point precisely :)

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Haha! Neither of those are obscure to me! But seeing the pictures warmed my heart. Thank you, Steve!

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

So many memories of High Barnet station. Most of them involve waiting for a train for aaaaaaaaages.

Is Canons Park considered obscure?

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

I'd put Canons Park in the top 10 obscurities maybe yeah.

I can't wait to find out what Mill Hill East is like.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

top 10:

Woodside Park
Barkingside
Fairlop
Canons Park
Elm Park
Colliers Wood
Northfields
Upney
Sudbury Hill
Becontree
Stonebridge Park

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

i had to go to ravenscourt park recently. no one could quite remember where that one is.

quick - where do you find pinner?

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Cuntish Town west, anybody?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

I can't wait to find out what Mill Hill East is like.

:)

I'm very familiar with it. There's a half-circular forecourt with a bus stop (naturally) and the train arrives via a bridge that cuts just over the main road (whose name escapes me). You arrive at the platform via a single steep staircase - one platform, very very long. You can make out lights from central London on clear nights. Waits for a train 14 minutes and up.

Sorry, I'm getting teary...

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

i don't consider the far-flung northern line ones to be that obscure, because i've driven by a lot of them going to wing yip, brent cross, wembley market, etc and also because i take the northern line regularly and recognize the station names from the map.

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

You can get the 240 to Edgware or Golders Green from right out in front, the Northbound route goes through the most genteel and preciously villagey parts of Mill Hill. Duck ponds and cricket lawns.


Pretty underrated.

xp

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Canons Park proper is strangely eerie. Has anyone else been there.

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Also Brent Cross tube, while not obscure, has always stuck me as utterly crazy. Impossible to find on foot, somewhat cloistered and nondescript, tucked away between the motorway and the park, and not entirely convenient for the shopping center itself either. Also the platform always has a strange industrial smell, sort of like wet coal. Strangely pretty at night, though.

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

but Lauren, you would agree that Woodside Park could be ANYWHERE, right?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

it's completely inconvenient for the shopping center. 210 bus is the way to go.

xpost

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

totally, steve. but what about pinner? does anyone know, without looking, where pinner is?

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Me!

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Haha!

But talk about far-flung South stations, and I'm baffled.

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

applause!

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I knew my utterly suburban upbringing would be good for SOMETHING, someday.

It made me king of teh internets for about two seconds.

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Actually, a friend of mine (with whom stevem MIGHT be vaguely familiar) lives/lived in the road that ends in the Woodside Park station crescent thing.

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

I mean, doesn't Euston interior resemble the 'German airport' from a 70s espionage film?

ROFL

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

I know Pinner well and have spent many night in it's wide selection of pubs (sometimes it was even okay!). If I was from another area entirely maybe I'd think it obscure too - ditto Moor Park, or Croxley...but Pinner is at least a name with some particular meaning (I forget what that is though) or at least more than 'a park by some woodland'.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Is Hatch End one word or two?

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

two words, as in 'Pass through'

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Pinner's meaning = it's where Terry & June are from.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Have we talked about Kenton, or South Harrow?

xp - as a child I accidentally sprayed Terry from Terry & June with a stray garden hose while on holiday in Cyprus.

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

In June?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

We've talked about South Harrow before Adam. SELLABY!

My Dad lives in South Kenton, but yes I probably should've put that on the list.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Actually, a friend of mine (with whom stevem MIGHT be vaguely familiar)

ooooh remind me who this might be please.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Not sure if you'll remember...but it is one of the 3cl3ct1c m3th0d doods.

[jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

ah ok. i never met them :(

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

worst station: elephant & castle vs victoria

Filey Camp, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

e&c. victoria is kind of bogstandard. navigating e&c is impossible.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

it only has two lines, it ain't that hard! walking along northern platform to get to bakerloo isn't great though.

ledge, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

omg -- unrelated to this -- i had no idea that bank branch between camden and euston is WEST of cc (mornington crescent) branch!!!

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

e&c is terrible, the fact that there are only two lines just exacerbates it. its the only station ive ever got lost in

the bank branch thing of the northern is one of a couple of quirks like that i think,

Filey Camp, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

this is a work in progress but click here to load massive table of square thumbnail images showing the exterior of (eventuall) every station on the LU network

blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Old Street - I like to speak in a robot voice, "COMRADE KLEBB YOUR MISSION IS INFILTRATE THE VORTEX AND LOCATE THE STIMMUNG DEVICE", then you come out going DUN-DUN-DUN in the middle of the Universal Crossroads - there are tramps, who I call the Cerebrus 4x Guardian 'Zoids - you have to run past them screaming "PHASERS TO STUN! PHASERS TO STUN" It is a lot of fun to do this. I also like Warren Street as there is a cute woman who works there but I am too shy to engage her.

Carlos, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Search: The Paddington station that was formerly called Praed St (formerly Met. Rly, now Circle and District). Mile End. The MDR part of Ealing Broadway. Earls Court.
Destroy: KXSP. Euston. Camden Town. Tottenham Court Road.

The all-time best Underground station, though, is Arnos Grove.

Forest Pines Mk2, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

> massive table of square thumbnail images

cool. but...

a) needs a title="name" on each img tag so that putting your mouse over them shows the name
b) they need to be actual thumbnails rather than the pictures forced to 50x50 by html. quality will be better, bandwidth a lot less, loading quicker. make them link to the original.

koogs, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

best overground: Chiswick Park

blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

like i say it's a work in progress koogs

blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

Thread synchronicity! Many posters with 3d cutaway station diagrams:
http://www.ltmcollection.org/posters/themes/theme_sub.html?IXtoptheme=London's%20transport%20system&IXthemeid=1.EX0?.P

ledge, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

Pinner's meaning = it's where Terry & June are from.

And for me, Perivale = Ghost Light

Forest Pines Mk2, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

Talking of 3d, I noticed on a recent trip on the Piccadilly Line that someone had produced an alternative 3d overview of the line for some art project or other. Has anyone else seen this? If so, do you have any more info - I failed to make a notice of the artist's website. In fact I already like the standard Piccadilly Line 3d map, but can't find any links to it on the net. Help gratefully received

Daniel Giraffe, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'll be going back on the Piccadilly this eve, will see if I can spot anything.

ledge, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

This is an amazing thread: http://www.edwardtufte.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg?msg_id=00005W&topic_id=1&topic=Ask+E%2eT%2e

caek, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

It struck me the other day that West Ham station feels absolutely enormous, given its provinciality and theoretical simplicity.

Just got offed, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks ledge

Daniel Giraffe, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

x-post TCR station, though horrible, is redeemed by the Paolozzi mosaics somewhat.

Neil S, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

The Paolozzi mosaics are nice, but TCR station is so awful as to completely overshadow that.

Forest Pines Mk2, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

what makes it that much worse than numerous other zone 1 underground stations with no surface building?

blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

they make you walk down.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

I like the dystopian FPS style spiral staircase down to the Northern Line, all concrete and rust, exposed cables and chickenwire. Hope they never fix that up.

ledge, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Also an exit for every corner of TCR = much better than Oxford Circus.

ledge, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

i don't like stations that end up in shopping precincts. bond st. high st ken (i think). hammersmith.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

Gunnersbury is very poor.

blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

south ken, old st, baker st... xpost

ledge, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Most of the new Jubilee ones are fantastic. The blue ceiling in Southwark is gorgeous, especially the way it unfolds in front of you as you come up the escalator.

ledge, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

I like Highgate--not really the station itself, but the walk down the bank to the station.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

I love the fact that it's shut

ken c, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

daniel you should post that picture of leicester square station and the FCUM scarf?

ken c, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder how many have a cash machine in them.

blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

and how many of them are out of cash

ken c, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Daniel do you mean this?:
http://thincities.tfl.gov.uk/projects/artist-further-information.php?id=12

ledge, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

Most sadistic thing (of many) about the tube: late night interchange at Edgware Road. Every weekend, on my way home from a pal's, I would get a circle line/H&C train from Baker Street into platform 4, only to see my Wimbledon train's doors close and pull away from platform 3.

25 minutes' wait for the next one - the last train of the night. 25 minutes to marvel at my staggering misfortune, every sodding week. Only recently have I realised that Edgware Road's the terminus, so it's scheduled like that

Ismael Klata, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

re: that Piccadilly map
It's always bugged me that there seems to be some kind of west London bias with the Piccadilly line. Those tourist 3d maps show all kinds of stuff to the west, but seem to consider Kings Cross to be more or less the end of the universe. And the platforms in town are always labelled 'eastbound' and 'westbound'. Having commuted (in the past) Turnpike Lane - Leicester Square and later Finsbury Park - Russell Square I've always thought of it as 'northbound' and 'southbound', so those signs make no sense to me.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Daniel do you mean this?

I surely do.

Thanks very much indeed.

Ken, nice idea about the scarf photo - I'll get onto that later when I get a mo.

Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

of course they do, Nasty, they're tourist maps! If tourists starting going to Wood Green they might tell their friends how horrible it is and no foreigner will ever grace our shores ever again!

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

The site ledge passed on has a lovely map of the piccadilly line. http://thincities.tfl.gov.uk/?flash=2 click on any station to see a photo

Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

damn them they are stealing my idea

blueski, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

of course they do, Nasty, they're tourist maps! If tourists starting going to Wood Green they might tell their friends how horrible it is and no foreigner will ever grace our shores ever again!

cockfosters would make a nice drawing though

ken c, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

having a 26 station commute, all on the piccadilly, from the central stations i think of it as westbound and northbound

Filey Camp, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2485/3915868255_13d3aa55ed_b.jpg

New Tube map is lacking, err, the river and the zones?

James Mitchell, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:05 (sixteen years ago)

underground failway

history mayne, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)

The fact that the East London Line is still extant there makes me feel that it is not the new tube map, not at all

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)

although it has the Woolwich DLR extension so I am confused :-/

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)

probably a good move really - the river isn't particularly relevant info and it makes the waterloo/victoria problem (victoria is not further north than waterloo) less noticeable

unban dictionary (blueski), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:11 (sixteen years ago)

Zones were only a recent edition to the pocket map and I can see the reason for moving the river. It's a schematic diagram and clarity is everything.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)

Nah it's new - the DLR line running to Woolwich Arsenal is pretty much brand new.

The East London Line technically *is* still there, odd decision not to put the under construction extension there though.

(xpost)

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)

Bigger: http://www.flickr.com/photos/blech/3915868255/sizes/o/

James Mitchell, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)

It looks horrible without the river. Makes no sense at all.

girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)

? i thought there were loads of versions of the tube map without the river on?

looking crazy cluttered there, though.

tlönic irrigation (c sharp major), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)

'change here for wheelchair'

unban dictionary (blueski), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

There actually isn't any reason for the river to be on there.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:22 (sixteen years ago)

Can't see why they took the zones off though, even in the Oyster era.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)

no reason to remove it either!

don't think it confused anyone.

history mayne, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)

no reason to remove it either!

It would have to be fairly contorted to pass the DLR in the right place

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)

although i guess it is actually that shape anyway. hmm.

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:26 (sixteen years ago)

National Rail symbol now Tory blue as opposed to Commie red.

James Mitchell, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)

they wouldn't remove the river from the teatowels etc. that would be dickish.

history mayne, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah sensibly fitting the river around the new DLR stations without stretching the line off the end of the page would account for removing it, I think.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)

Imagine the panic and screaming horror when residents of Fulham/Highbury/Gentrified Hackney realise they might inadvertently be going south of the river.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)

is East London line extension still running to Croydon? fitting all of that on there gonna be tough

unban dictionary (blueski), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)

Imagine the panic and screaming horror when residents of Fulham/Highbury/Gentrified Hackney realise they might inadvertently be going south of the river.

'we're getting off at Tottenham Court Road, just to be safe'

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)

Think the river has been removed and added a few times over the years. Overall I prefer its presence to its absence

cherry blossom, Monday, 14 September 2009 13:09 (sixteen years ago)

Removing the river has allowed them to straighten some of the lines.

Lots of other little changes here if you're interested: http://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2009_09_01_archive.html#1376769898974718124

caek, Monday, 14 September 2009 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

Diamond Geezer is your go-to-guy for any Tube map queries.

Pete W, Monday, 14 September 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

Max Roberts in that comment thread is author of this book: http://privatewww.essex.ac.uk/~mjr/underground/underground.html

caek, Monday, 14 September 2009 14:07 (sixteen years ago)

That website ticks most of my nerdometer boxes.

Pete W, Monday, 14 September 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

tards

unban dictionary (blueski), Thursday, 17 September 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

this is really cool: seems like a lot of the pre-Beck tube maps didn't have the thames, either.

http://places.designobserver.com/entry.html?entry=11287

eazy e street band (c sharp major), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 11:01 (sixteen years ago)

A very interesting read, thanks.

chap, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

In case anyone didn't already know, Boris is going to announce Tube fare increases on Thursday.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

So the Circle Line is no longer going to be a circle?!?!?

http://londonist.com/2009/11/circle_line_uncircling_set_for_dece.php

I've never done the whole circle line.

I should probably get around to doing it within the next few weeks, or I never will.

Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

It's becoming the Spiral Line!

Madchen, Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

AARGTFGGGGHHHH... stuck in a downward spiral line?

Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:18 (sixteen years ago)

It's not quite as exciting as you might think. A bit like going over the top on a paternoster lift for instance.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:20 (sixteen years ago)

I don't understand the point of this at all. I mean this entirely served by existing stations, unless you want to take a really long stupid route from Hammersmith to, say, Westminster or something.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

The London Underground? Doing something useless and needlessly complicated and redundant which serves no purpose at all except to confuse people? NEVER!

Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

I don't understand the point of this at all. I mean this entirely served by existing stations, unless you want to take a really long stupid route from Hammersmith to, say, Westminster or something.

Well, yeah. But the point is that the stations aren't well served by trains. Having spent far more time than I would like on the platform at Westbourne Park waiting for an H&C train, I'm quite looking forward to this.

I never saw the advantage of peeing while standing. (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

so is the "H&C line" no more?

caek, Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:57 (sixteen years ago)

so why don't they just...increase the number of h&c trains?

lex pretend, Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:57 (sixteen years ago)

Presumably the H&C will stay as well for that journey eastwards? Especially for the ease of getting from Liverpool Street to Aldgate East, which is a nightmare of ringroads and poor crossings on foot.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 November 2009 14:05 (sixteen years ago)

so why don't they just...increase the number of h&c trains?

^^^^^^^^^^^^ this would seem to me the most sensible option?

Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 5 November 2009 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

I came up with a sage and reasonable explanation of why this is not the most sensible option but now I can't remember what it was. So let's just accept it, eh?

I never saw the advantage of peeing while standing. (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 5 November 2009 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

Surely, increasing the number of H&C trains is more sensible - going west from Aldgate East is terrible, not likely to get better it seems.

mmmm, Thursday, 5 November 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

Actually, going from Liverpool Street to Aldgate East is now the only possible justification for the Hammersmith & City Line - everything else will be replicated by the Circle, District or Metropolitan Lines.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 November 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

Bloody east London olympic people! Want to de-West London the tube net work! Sad news :(

hey it's (jel --), Thursday, 5 November 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

Surely, increasing the number of H&C trains is more sensible - going west from Aldgate East is terrible, not likely to get better it seems.

Remembered my explanation! They can't introduce more H&C trains because although there's loads of room between Hammersmith and Paddington, once the Metropolitan and Circle lines join it, the track is pretty much at capacity. This way all they're doing is increasing the number of trains on that particular stretch of track without affecting the overall quantity which they don't have room for.

Maybe.

I never saw the advantage of peeing while standing. (Upt0eleven), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

no, that's what i figure too. there's three different lines on the same track! i've always thought that was madness.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 November 2009 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

The long-rumoured plan for a potential divorce of the Northern line has apparently been confirmed by the man in charge of the route.

The idea, which has existed since at least TfL's Transport 2025 document (released 2006), is to have two, distinct lines: one running from Edgware to Kennington (and possibly beyond to Battersea) via Charing Cross, the other from High Barnet to Morden via Bank. The current cross-dressing at Camden Town, where the lines flip over each other, would come to an end, meaning that if, say, you were travelling from Archway to Embankment, you would need to change at Camden. Same goes if your trip runs from Hampstead to Old Street.

Responding to questions by a Lib Dem parliamentary candidate, Northern line general manager Pat Hansberry confirmed that TfL plans to split the line for the evening rush hour by the end of the decade, and said that the system was already being implemented for northbound trains in the morning.

http://londonist.com/2010/01/northern_line_split_confirmed.php

James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 January 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure they have their reasons. Would love to know what they are. They stopped doing the northbound switch at Kennington - all trains from Morden now go via Bank, Charing X served solely by the loopback from Waterloo. Fortunately i don't live at Kennington any more and don't go through it much, otherwise i'd find it hugely irritating.

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Thursday, 14 January 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

I got a Northern Line train yesterday from TCR to Stockwell, so they do still occasionally run through (but that's maybe not what you meant).

Michael Jones, Thursday, 14 January 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it's only northbound they're segregated. although that should mean charing x branch gets fewer trains, if some southband charing x trains still go all the way ... i'm only ever there in the evenings, perhaps it's time dependent. can't find any info on tfl.

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Thursday, 14 January 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

can barely call myself a tube nerd with the lack of knowledge i'm displaying here tbh

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Thursday, 14 January 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

Dammit, that would mean I wouldn't be able to get a direct train into work. Though hopefully it would do something to clear up the terrible congestion between Camden and Euston.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Thursday, 14 January 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

Should do as most of the congestion is caused by the crossover. Loads of people on every train changing at Camden isn't going to be much fun though.

useless chamber, Thursday, 14 January 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

live train map of the london underground:

http://traintimes.org.uk/map/tube/

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 18 July 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

Far better than the Paris Metro, on that the stops are too close together and the train looks like a little car

cardamon, Friday, 19 July 2013 03:09 (twelve years ago)

Never been on any undergrounds apart from those two though - anyone else? How does the New York one compare?

cardamon, Friday, 19 July 2013 03:10 (twelve years ago)

new york subway is dirty but relatively reliable. chicago's el train is great, though not always underground. my one trip on DC's subway, water was leaking from the train ceiling via the overhead lighting onto a chair across from me.

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Friday, 19 July 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

The tube in Athens is fantastic.

Madchen, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

(Athens, Greece. Olympic legacy in action.)

Madchen, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

Barcelona is great and cool and air conditioned.

The above link shows the Jubilee Line atm at a standstill from Canary Wharf to Waterloo. So it's accurate then.

kraudive, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

Is Barcelona's an Olympic underground too?

Madchen, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)

It began operating in the 1920s I think. I'm not sure how much updating was done with Olympic money. After years of sweltering in the London tube between May and September, I was just really, really taken by how cool it was.

kraudive, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)

The Glasgow subway is freezing and that opened in 1896.

Madchen, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:32 (twelve years ago)

The London tube is cold between 6-7 am btw Oct and April.

kraudive, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

The Glasgow subway is freezing and that opened in 1896.

― Madchen, Friday, July 19, 2013 5:32 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm always a bit freaked out by the amount of water sloshing round the tracks/platforms on the glasgow underground

Ward Fowler, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

I grew up with the Liverpool underground - which was fine and worked pretty well. It's only about 4 stations but I never cared about the heat. I think it's an age thing.

kraudive, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

Normally find the tube-maps-with-different-things-on-them meme a bit tired, but thought this was actually interesting:

http://usvsth3m.com/post/52135944891/ghost-stations-of-the-london-underground-on-the-classic

sktsh, Friday, 3 January 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

Bilbao's underground system is nice.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:24 (eleven years ago)


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