I need weed

You want weed? I've got plenty here in the backyard for you. All you'd have to do is pull them out of the ground and ta-da, many, many weeds! I'm confused as to why you'd want them, though.

I have enough bud left for probably.. 4-5 good sized bong hits. That is, enough to get me sufficiently blazed for most of the evening. Will probably do that later on with the girlfriend and begin building babies in her belly.

you and I could party hard; that's the beautiful thing.

Is it any wonder that my mind's on fire
Imprisoned by the thoughts of what to do
Is it any wonder that my joke's an iron
And the joke's on you.

Cheeky cunt. How was NaNoWriMo this year?

-- Matt (Mat...), July 5th, 2003 2:16 AM. (Matt)

It seems every time this thread crops up one of us thinks it's Lynskey.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

3 Accused of using corpse's head to smoke pot.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I think I need an addendum on my organ donor card.

Duodenum?

Duodenum? Hell, I KILLED him!

begin building babies in her belly

here's one of the bong fiends, the other is "one hitta quita"

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=20979116

black text on black background. Nice.

read all about it... on CHRON.COM

oh damn!

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: dont get locked up

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hell yea

some people don't know hot to set achievable goals

Do you Shower Daily: hell yeah boi

Never above 150 degrees.

xpost

just use an apple, dudes

Brian77008_ wrote:
This is disgusting. But make no mistake. Pot did not make these guys go out and dig up a corpse and do this

Brian77008_ wrote:
I made these guys go out and dig up a corpse and do this

BONG HITS 4 SATAN

get your good self down to a certain pub used by couriers on any weeknight but especially Friday, and you will be successful in your pursuit.

it's always upsetting to need it

OTM

i don't need it!

_\|/_ <//////#~~~~~ _\|/_ SmOke WhAT U gROw ~~~~~#<\\\\\\> _\|/_

Send it here.

I'm set.

Why Oh Why when we're trying to quit weed for Mrs Poo's health do I decide to listen to David Peel & the Lower East Side? That was really stupid.

OMG I've never even heard of that! Hearing it on myspace now. What a trip.

yo, what's a good makeshift way to sm0k3 or 1ng3sT some D4Nk ChR0N1C? A friend of mine gave me a 20 to get my bowl running, and it's just sitting in front of me chillin. I don't usually T0K3 on my own.

can I do this shit with like, a paper towel or a page from a book or something? Last time I did that was in highschool and we used a page from the Bible becuase we were badass.

some guy told me to take a little black rock and sprinkle it over the bowl... what the hell is in this little black rock??? It looks like shiny black shale. He might have mentioned opium, I forget. Best not be crack. I don't think I would smoke it anyways. Too sketch. But his weed was alright.

Burt - stick with an apple or something you can hollow out and make your own boll. Easier than looking for metal pieces.

Burt - just light a stove and put all your weed on top of the burner. Then just put your head in the smoke, if it ever comes. Also if you're losing your head in all the smoke, you can just step away, take a plastic bag and catch some of it for later. Tie it up tight, and put some rubberbands on it and you can store it in your drawer. It's good for 1-2 hours after that.

hahahah I don't need anything, baby. I'm set.

Burt I don't know what you are talking about. Honestly, I'd try to help but I have no idea what you're talking about.

A friend of mine gave me a 20 to get my bowl running,

Well don't get your bowels running, my son. Don't do that.

xpost! ZS you are online! Cool, dude!

I mean am I crazy? This Burt guy...he's a real novice, eh?

I was in fucking high school and all you have to do to smoke weed is get an empty pop can and poke holes through the top. It's not rocket science.

Tie it up tight, and put some rubberbands on it and you can store it in your drawer. It's good for 1-2 hours after that.

BIMBLE, watch as I type out incredible rhythms. You won't be able to tell easily, but if you give it some effort I think you'll find some good beats here. Check it:

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I just got a good idea involving barenaked ladies. I will be back.

On this thread, specifically. If you made an overhead view of the internet, I could point out where I am, exactly.

Thanks there, Bimble my boy. Oh yeah I found your email in ye ole spamola. It's OK... the last girl I took to ye olde bone zone said she was dating someone in a band, too. Long distance trysts work both ways, it seems. As in, dudes, if a girl says she's dating someone, sometimes it doesn't mean shit. Unless she uses the dreaded B word. ::::::<>

Oh yeah, I'll probably just make some kind-of honey vodka shit out of this weed next time I go out dancing, ja.

Aw, man. Thanks ZS & Burt. I love these posts.

poiiqrtpoiiuqweriepoiquwerpoiuqweripoiquweerpoiuqweripoiquwerpoiuqweriqweporiuqwerpqwerpooiuqwerqweri

the last girl I took to ye olde bone zone
the last girl I took to ye olde bone zone
the last girl I took to ye olde bone zone
the last girl I took to ye olde bone zone
the last girl I took to ye olde bone zone
the last girl I took to ye olde bone zone
the last girl I took to ye olde bone zone

NOW you feel the rhythm, I can tell. Barenaked Lady tongue action, t-10 min

I DO NOT NEED WEED WHAT IS YO PROB, BRO?

I need to download me some Barenaked

i can't find the fucking bowl

what the fuck!

STUNT is really good, I heard. I haven't heard it myself, but I heard it's really good.

Anyway sorry I got all excited, there.

Proceed as normal.

Hey Ramzi, if you can't find a bowl try my stove lighting trick above, it will get you BLAZIN

~~~#\\\\\\> 420 _\|/_ bL4z1N _\|/_ 420 <\\\\\\#~~~

found it.

Sur, you've seen the video for Average Homeboy right? Denny "Blazin' Hazin?

hahaha with burt's blazing picture hahahahah

Fucking desert man. Don't get caught in the desert, it sucks.

i got some real dank shit here, smells like a xmas tree. how do I store this? I'm probably not gonna touch it for like a week and a half.

dude its like red and orange and shit. WHHHHWHHHHHH

Sur, you've seen the video for Average Homeboy right? Denny "Blazin' Hazin?

-- Z S, Monday, July 21, 2008 5:36 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

no sir i have not

knife hits! I totally forgot about how well they make a nickle bag turn into a dime bag

nickle bags! so junior high

nicks

I need weed

kids at the train stop are always trying to sell me dime bags in the morning. pretty decent looking green btw.

whaaat

where do you live?

jersey

friend is cooking up brownies for Pineapple Express, not partaking until then

i've been thinking about doing some baking. next time i see someone with the regs i'm gonna do this.

proper way to do a knife hit
and no, I don't say nicks because I don't smoke weed anymore. and I'm still wondering what this black rock that I'm supposed to sprinkle on my pot is.

Surmounter, check this out:

DEMO VIDEO TITLE: AVERAGE HOMEBOY PERFORMED BY DENNY BLAZIN HAZEN

zachary i just watched that and smiled

o_O

i need weed

bad

am v. close to running out over here. but I probably shouldn't buy any more just yet, just in case I end up not being able to go back to school in the fall and I have to go find a job and possibly take a drug test.

email me ilx user "sleep"

Yo, is smoking out of a soda can really that bad for you?

it makes you look gay

Aside from that. I don't smoke often enough to invest in any of that wacky paraphernalia - someone just gave me some w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~w33D 420 Y0 BLAZIN WHURWHUR _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ bluE DreEAM _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ ~~~~<//////> <\\\\\\>~~~~~ and I'd like to kill it before school starts.

I can safely say that I did it for about two months while stupid broke and it made me feel stupider but didn't hurt my grades or social interaction any, and I'm definitely fine now.

What, smoked out of a tin can?

Anyway, I just realized I can buy a tobacco pipe and use that. hurrrr.

I think weed is a much more sincere way of getting fucked up. You can be tommy tough guy after getting smashed, but you're still vulnerable if totally stoned, plus your brain works better too. Yes, I am high right now. And yes, I spent my four years at college drunk as hell.

Smoking out of a tin can is bad for you. But so is not putting sun tan lotion on.

What, smoked out of a tin can?

Yeah like punched some holes in a soda can. It was some bullshit that I never want to go back to, but no long term damage anybody's noticed yet.

Smoking out of a tobacco pipe is dumb and makes you look like a tool. Buy a one-hitter for like $5, or smoke joints.

Where do you buy this shit in New York?

blunts all day xp

Also I tried to roll a joint but it ended pathetically.

the worst is making a pipe out of a toilet paper roll

i must be getting old cause I actually TURNED DOWN a proffered hit on a punctured coke-can the other day

So yeah, where do you buy "pieces" in the area, i4n?

never been to st marks homeboy?

Tasty. Who wants to get "hip" and watch some reruns of Blossom? Woah!! WOAH

IIRC the prob with cans is that inhalation of aluminum dust is associated w/greater risk for Alzheimer's. aluminum foil pipes are v convenient.

paging los angeles

burt stanton you live in williamsburg right?
there is a head shop on grand street, and several of the delis on bedford avenue sell pipes.

or go down to the washington square park area and there are plenty of places.

IIRC the prob with cans is that inhalation of aluminum dust is associated w/greater risk for Alzheimer's. aluminum foil pipes are v convenient.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 06:22 (8 hours ago) Link

CHEMTRAAAAAILS

I'm down with smoking out of cans, mostly because I feel like buying an enormous three-foot-long glass piece and naming it Bong Kar-Wai probably has a larger adverse affect on your intelligence than inhaling a little bit of burning aluminum vapor.

if u cant find a head shop in nyc u arent tryin burt_stanton up ur game or prepare to be blasted

Dude, buy a one-hitter. Those things ROCK.

But, then again...if you can learn to roll a blunt, those are the bombbiggitybest. EVAR.

one-hitter. all day long.

"your brain works better too."

Huh?

i'm now flying 4 miles high thanks you yoj kids. now i'm watching reruns of blossom and i'm thinking, "as a kid, did I model my personality after the older brother? is that who I have to thank for THIS???"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekveD9J4vAs

i hope you guys are only smoking schwag in blunts and joints. it'd be a waste, otherwise.

blanco es loco

this weed i'm smokingn ow is called the purple dragon. they say, 'yo, u want to ride the purple dragon? his name's purpie. "

I have some purple weed too but it doesn't have a name. it's just "that really good purple weed I paid a lot for (no, I'm not matching you)"

holy shit I can see into another universe. should probably go for this.

nevermind, that was just the circulating fan.

existence is in everything in existence

This is some real Dane Cook material here, he'd probably use it as toilet paper.

holy shit, put on 10/55 if you're in new york, some new york city kids are about to beat some mustachoied cowboy's ass.

Smoking out of a can is for junior highschoolers. Smoke out of a fucking apple if you must it tastes better at least.

i don't need weed! cuz i just found a baggy with a nice nug in it while cleaning out my closet.

i might

i still do

I don't need weed, either.

Marijuana found growing in Miami mall: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami-dade/breaking-news/story/654743.html

http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/1093007.html

Scientists also tried to germinate 100 of the seeds found in the cache, without success.

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The Chronicle Herald

pineapple express yo

The 18 researchers...subjected the cannabis to a battery of tests

they better have smoked some or my faith in science will be lost

ha! dudes will still be trying to sell you some of The Gushi.

Researchers say they have located the world’s oldest stash of marijuana, in Austin's apartment a tomb in a remote part of China.

Man, I didn't know how paranoid the fuck people were when asking where to get it. We need someone closer to home but fuckin'hell it was like a big clandestine operation. So we finally found someone. It's okayish in quality. More like a backup plan if we can't make it to Holland.

I need weed

reassuring to know that there are others less fortunate than me

which is to say:

http://www.wussu.com/various/images/fff_dp02.jpg

just picked up my sack o' 10. do not need

Lady just gave me a sizeable bud for smoking her out last week. :)

Not so smiley faced

CNBC is playing "Marijuana Inc - Inside America's Pot Industry"

hatchet job

haha craig ferguson just said "four hundred twenty" out of nowhere haha he played it off good but you could tell he caught his slip haha

My connect is moving out of town ;_;

And taking his beautiful white pittie with him ;_;x1,000,000

RIP weed dog.

Right now its been about two months since I have smoked down, not by choice. I am just very bad at finding connections and the one I had I think got busted.

Plus the lack of weed has lead to an increase in drinking, which is not really my preferred drug.

I would love to smoke today, but I've run out and I can't afford it anyway. But it's kinda depressing being here in Portland, Oregon where I know it's all over the place. Poor me.

gonna be in London before long and hoping somebody can point me at somebody

i believe you want the other dave q thread (with one of the finest titles ever): london weed emergency

PM'd you, Joan.

http://i.imgur.com/l2tf0UG.jpg

just got a note from the local "juice" delivery service

"NEW UPDATES - WE ARE PARTING WAYS WITH AMAZON PAY FOR THE TIME BEING.

COINBASE + BITPAY WILL BE OUR PRIMARY MODES OF ACCEPTING PAYMENT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MONTHS.

THE SILVER LINING IN THE SKIES HERE IS THAT CRYPTO IS THE FUTURE. WE WILL BE ADDING ETHERUEM AND LITECOIN IN THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS.

BELOW ARE TWO VIDEOS ON HOW TO OBTAIN BITCOIN:"

sigh

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/02/24/can-they-that-startup-delivers-lemonade-with-very-special-gift/bAt5jgWQXk2hJ8MHTNPWQP/story.html

cryptocurrencies scare me

me too

upside, my .1 bitcoin leftover has increased 250% since I bought it so that would be like free drugs.

ah, important update

FOR ANYONE THAT WAS CURIOUS: THIS DECISION IS NOT BY CHOICE. AMAZON HAS SUSPENDED TIES WITH HIGHSPEED DUE TO A NEW SCREENING PROCESS THAT THEY LAID OUT.

This pre roll got me thinking it’s 1993