NYC FAP Photos (picture thread)

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Photo core dump here. No order to things. There's tons more to go...

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/thankyou.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/bellevue-drunks.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/ned-cb.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

labels plz!!

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, the second one is Millar on the left and Miccio on the right, and the third one is myself and Chris waiting for fireworks (my hair is pulled back behind my head and as you can clearly see, NO SIDEBURNS ha!).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/bryan-ally.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/am-jbr.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I told you to TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/md-ally.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fourth photo -- Bryan and Ally standing, Rosemary sitting, me blurry in the corner, again waiting for fireworks at South Side Pier. Fifth photo -- Mr. Miccio and JBR and an ample butt from someone, again waiting for fireworks. Sixth photo -- Michael Daddino and Ally Kearney are THE AVENGERS!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

it takes a minute to realize that Ally is a couple feet behind Michael in that photo; it looks like either he's huge or she's tiny, and neither are true.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Michael and Ally always look like sister and brother when they are in a picture together. Ned, for a second you shocked me and I thought you had actually cut The Hair.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeesh.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

And getting back to the second photo -- that's at Bellevue and what you're seeing is part of the amazing dance extravaganza that Millar and Anthony M and Andrew (though that's not Andrew there in the center, who is that?) threw for most of the night to the sounds of the quite great jukebox. You can see Nichole's hands gesturing imperiously on the left.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned, for a second you shocked me and I thought you had actually cut The Hair.

For someone who supposedly knows me well, you entertain some strange suspicions. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

You look like a young neocon politician posing with CB in order to win the dirty dronerock vote in that picture. For reals.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Did Ally bring along a spare outfit to change into? She's wearing black in one photo, and blue in another.

― Mandee, Monday, 7 July 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

who does the butt in the 5th photo belong to?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do like that smile of mine, it's halfway between wry and reptilian determination. The photos were taken across separate days the entire weekend (really it was a three day FAP or so), the butt belongs to an Unknown who happened to be granting us the moon at the time of the picture taking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is one of my fave photos so far... It's the total "back of the album cover" shot.

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/album-cover.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex in NYC's graffiti in Siberia...

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/alexinnyc.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Miccio, Millar, J.Lu, dunno, and Eve--who's the fourth guy?

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Heh, yes, I think the name of the band was going to be the Generic Dudes...but what did we call the album again? GRR!

To correct Mr. Matos: Anthony contemplating his eventual solo career, Millar looking determined in a distracted sorta way, J. Lu providing good cheer as the backbone of the band, Nick and Sarah as the Buckingham/Nicks duo brought in to bolster the chances of greater success. Taken at South Side Pier as we waited to find Ally.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

ah. Sarah looks a bit like Eve, who posted here for a minute--friend of Hstencil's that Mary, JBR and I met at the Kentucky Derby do.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

South Side Pier

South Street Seaport.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Plz correct all my previous utterances of the name. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

THANK YOU, CHRIS! I KISS YOU MANY TIMES!

All of you guys look so scrumptious! I swear, there must be something about one's intellect that transfers well to one's physical appearance, because I find not a single little froggie amongst you! All of you guys are attractive and I just want to go up to each one of you and hug you.

I'm looking forward to many more photos (+ captions, too!)

p.s.: So that's how the Intimidating One's writing looks like. *wink*

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Millar looks almost exactly the way I pictured him!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Millar did not look as much like Hazel Murphy as I had been led to believe.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

The picture is one thing, but trust me, it is nothing without seeing him actually move.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/ned-subway.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Me with hair unfurled pondering an NYC subway map. I think we were on our way to Astoria at the time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Iron Maiden's "Run To The Hills" is playing on the jukebox at Bellevue

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/runtothehills.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/millar.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

FUCK YES. Nichole's back turned to the camera, Millar's friend Raj -- who I just realized is the other fellow in the second photo -- slightly obscured in the middle. Miccio is the god here, of course.

Meanwhile, JBR contemplates Agent Millar as we again wait for fireworks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Millar = the Risky Business remake starring Huckleberry Finn

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hahahaha!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Another one of my faves. Cutest. Picture. Ever. (sorry Sarah and Nick but it is)

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/sarah-nick.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yay! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

The lag at this place (alt.coffee at 9th St. and Ave. A) is insane right now... Keeping the pictures going here.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Here's Millar hawking donuts:

http://www.cs.northwestern.edu/~tisue/scott2001/a007.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Somehow that's not what I thought Millar looked like at all, but oh it all makes sense now.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

In the tapas bar around the corner from Siberia. A split second after this photo is taken, Ally yells "YOU FUCKER!" at me...

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/tm-ally.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

At the Beer Garden. Pitchers of Spaten, woohoo!

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/jlu-cb-bryan.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

that is the first picture I have ever seen of Ally with a worried expression!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/ally-md.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

That was the Beer Garden? Oh wait, you went back and just hung around the bar part...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/am-wantsin.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

that last Ally/Michael is k-fucking-classic

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/bellevue-drunks2.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Miccio and J. Lu looking into Bellevue wondering when Millar and Ally would finally emerge, followed by Miccio and Mary and my right arm in the back of Bellevue itself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/drunks.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned you should totally shave your head

― Josh (Josh), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't give me that, you punk Kortbein. (Anyway, Ally, Miccio, Millar in the actual beer garden part of said Garden.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm so glad you guys went to the beer garden (even if I wasn't able to join you)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

i mean it ned, it would increase your flyness

― Josh (Josh), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Did you go to Tupelos? That place is cool, too.

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/ally-tm2.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Given who I am, even a molecule of flyness would be an increase.

That Ally/Millar picture is weird somehow.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

(God, I really miss you guys)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aw. Yay Matos! Your absence was mourned by many.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/af-tr.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

In the tapas bar, Andrew explains to Millar why Ireland will rule the world.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, that pic is Ally at her most Betty Boop-like expressionwise!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

These pics are awesome! Thanks for illustrating the phone calls! Also, Ned wins the nice shirt sweepstake!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/bryan-phil-aaron.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks! I actually took advantage of a gift card for Banana Republic early last week precisely for the FAP, so there ya go. The choices did turn out pretty well, I thought!

Bryan, Phil and Aaron at the Beer Garden.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK, that's all for now... I seriously need to catch up with folks and find out where they are. More to follow over the next couple of days.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rah for Chris! Other people took photos too so I await those efforts...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hot damn - what a fine lookin' bunch of folks y'all are. So when do we get the "We got drunk and ran around the streets naked looking for funny street names" photos? Or did Chris not save those? Or is he saving them for blackmail, maybe?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

who does the butt in the 5th photo belong to?

That's Millar.

Anyway my pix need to be uploaded. ELECTROCLASH FUCKING LEGO ROBOTS AND ME AND PHIL GRINDING WHILE TOURISTS CLAP!!! IT IS THE BEST THING YOU EVER FUCKING SEEN MOTHERFUCKERS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 07:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh and that pic of Alex's graffiti was taken about 10 minutes prior to me destroying it and writing SUXOR all over it. TOO BAD FOR YOU, ALEX.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 07:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also I'm drunk and Tom and Andrew are at my house watching Queen videos somehow.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

So yeah, I'm wired and can't sleep, here's like half of the pix I have. FAO Schwartz grindcore to come tomorrow or some shit.

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/rise.jpg
Left to right: Mary, Felicity, Chris, J.Lu, Millar and Ally at Rise Bar July 3

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/chrisbeergoggles.jpg
Chris at the Magician immediately following the Rise thing--sadly all but the bottle were actually his pints.

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/allytomlovefest.jpg
Yeah, between this and the pic up thread, rumor mill, go! (But what will they say of the one Chris has of me and Phil snogging?)

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/everyonemagician.jpg
ORGY! From left: Yancey, Mary, Felicity, Tom (drooling), Chris. The top of head in back is J.Lu but she unfortunately did not show up in pic.

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/yanceyally.jpg
Yancey and me

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On the actual 4th, from Left: Rosemary, Anthony, Nick, Millar, Ned, Chris, Bryan, Sarah

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/tombryan.jpg
Tom and Bryan being dicks.

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Sarah and Nick at the Seaport.

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/sunglasses.jpg
Those sunglasses featured prominently in our day, inexplicably. From left: back of Rosemary's head, JBR, Tom, Sarah, Nick.

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Immediately outside Siberia. From left: Aaron, some frat boy, Tom's friend Raj (sp?), Tom, a dude we decided was Tim Hopkins, and another dude that we're pretending is Nick. We don't know who those three people are in reality. WTF are they? Someone? They were not with us, I am sure. Sean Carruthers: please photoshop Gareth, yourself, and Matos ontop of those dudes' heads.

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/zoebryan.jpg
Rosemary and Bryan in Bellevue

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/nedflounce.jpg
Ned flounces with sunglasses.

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/dancing.jpg
Obstensibly this is busting a move, from left: Tom, Anthony, Andrew

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/everyonebellevue.jpg
From left: Nichole, Mary, Gabbneb, Rosemary, Bryan, and dead Ned

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/andrewbeer.jpg
Andrew gets attacked by my beer label.

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Anthony and Andrew at the tapas bar. Several drinks prior to that whole Sean Connery business going down.

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Chris and J.Lu passed out totally.

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Dancing. With toilet paper. Either that or Andrew is t.p.ing Miccio.

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More dancing. We came to consensus that this move can be referred to in Voltron-voice as "AND I FORM THE HEAD". Or maybe it's to do with fucking Electroclash Lego Robot Friends, wtf.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 09:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

FUCK! Messed up html. Replace the weird IMG SRC shit with:

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/dudes.jpg
(one where I implore photoshop shit)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/chrisjlu.jpg
(obv. chris and j.lu)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 09:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

great, great pics

*plots photoshopocalypse...*

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 July 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

millar and bryan, can you complete my masterbatory fantasies by saying that you went back to the hotel room and shared a bottle of jd, and then each other ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 7 July 2003 10:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

hehehe....me too.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 7 July 2003 10:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

uh not the masturbatory fantasies.....the photoshopapocalypse

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 7 July 2003 10:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

As of now, I totally feel good for not going because I fear my shirt would have been off in half of those dancing pics.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 7 July 2003 12:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

This has made my rainy day happy.
Still drinking Ally?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 7 July 2003 13:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Immediately outside Siberia. From left: Aaron, some frat boy, Tom's friend Raj (sp?), Tom, a dude we decided was Tim Hopkins, and another dude that we're pretending is Nick. We don't know who those three people are in reality. WTF are they? Someone? They were not with us, I am sure. Sean Carruthers: please photoshop Gareth, yourself, and Matos ontop of those dudes' heads.

Your wish, my command, etc etc:
http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/fap-edited.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 7 July 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha ha, now "gareth" is wearing shorts and sandals!!!

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 7 July 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also I'm drunk and Tom and Andrew are at my house watching Queen videos somehow.

20 minutes after this we were Rockin' With Dokken. 5 minutes after that we were sleeping/getting a cab/being scammed by little old ladies on the subway.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 7 July 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Where are the trucker hats? On the weekend I saw a trucker hat saying "Trucker". Why can't you keep trends like that in NYC? its bad enough that socks and sandals still make their apperance in TO.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 7 July 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nick's totally air-drumming up there in the "Cutest. Picture. Evah." innit he? (And I agree 1billion% with regards to it's levels of cuteness.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 7 July 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Holy cow. You cats are fucking rock stars. Excellent.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 7 July 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bryan took this:

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/asscrack.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

My fave pic I took while there. That will be the memory I'll always cherish...

― Bryan in Toronto, Monday, 7 July 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

AND THEN THEY LEZZED UP

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love how the USA Today lead picture sums up the charming chunk of man to the left.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Someone should record a song called "This Charming Chunk" soon.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Three cheers for all of you digital camera buffs who are also excellent at taking photos - I am laughing and drooling all over (just back from the dentist and still really numb) - you have so much made my week!

(Oh, and you're all cute/adorable, too.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is as good a place as any to note that when Millar mentioned Helltime Producto at the beer garden and I said "that man writes a good ditty!" and kept blathering about bootlegs, the reason for this was that I thought he was talking about Freelance Hellraiser.

Yargh. Good times!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 7 July 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hahaha Sean thank you so much, I cherish that picture. It's so great cos Gareth is so saucy with his finger upon his chin.

I'm done drinking but only just woke up, completely missing the exam I was meant to take today. FAILURE DO YOU HEAR ME NOW? etc.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

who took the pic of me licking Millar's scab?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 7 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Excellence, pure excellence. And for a minute I was EXTREMELY jealous that Eve had joined you guys too but then Ned cleared it up by saying that it was Sarah instead.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 7 July 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh and that pic of Alex's graffiti was taken about 10 minutes prior to me destroying it and writing SUXOR all over it. TOO BAD FOR YOU, ALEX.

We'll just see about that!

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh, and I'd also like a copy of the pic of me rogering Millar, if that came out.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

DAMN THE PAPARAZZI

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Schtick, tired, etc.

Guess which post I'm referring to? ;)

Hint: It's not one posted by a person whose picture can be seen in this thread.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 7 July 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

btw -- Ally, you are a goddess as well! Danke for the lovely pictures!

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 7 July 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Where are the trucker hats? On the weekend I saw a trucker hat saying "Trucker". Why can't you keep trends like that in NYC? its bad enough that socks and sandals still make their apperance in TO.

True story: Millar and I are driving down Broadway, heading to the hotel in Chinatown. While at a red light we spot a stand selling trucker hats. The store this table was in front of? Urban Outfitters.

I was hollering at Tom to stop the car, saying we needed to get one of these for Momus.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

who took the pic of me licking Millar's scab?

I did.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/micciomillarlick.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, and Alex, here's one for YOU. BATMAN IS CAGED, HARLEY QUINN WINS THE BATTLE FOR FAO SCHWARZ. YOU ARE NEXT, JOKER. BEEEYOTCH!

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/harleyquinn.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

millar and bryan, can you complete my masterbatory fantasies by saying that you went back to the hotel room and shared a bottle of jd, and then each other ?

Heavens! Well, I saw their hotel room. It had twin beds, but they were side by side, ready to be pushed together...;-)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok, now I've got a crush on an ilxor and am very glad I didn't go to this thing cuz I woulda fainted

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

So when do we get the "We got drunk and ran around the streets naked looking for funny street names" photos? Or did Chris not save those? Or is he saving them for blackmail, maybe?

Ally did flash a few times, but I don't think that was captured on film. As for lezzing up, the photos of Tom and Ally represent ILX's best results there.

Official couple of the NYC MEGAFAP: Tom and Ally.
Runner-up: Tom and Ned (but I don't think their kiss was caught on film).

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh FYI I convinced them to let me take my test at 6pm, the one I slept thru this "morning" at 2pm, and I got a perfect score and never have to take math class again for the rest of my life. You do not know how happy I am for this. It makes me want to drink a lot of frappucino and eat ice cream and then be really hyper which is exactly what is going on. Here's the rest of the pix.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/bryanfaoschwartz.jpg
Bryan and DJ Grizz

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/philpurse.jpg
Phil vogues to the Barbie Vocoder Song.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/legoclash1.jpg
A.R.E. WEAPONS ARE MADE OUT OF LEGOS! < /CharletonHeston>

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/legoclash2.jpg
The best part about the Electroclash Lego Robots was that the tourists applauded me and Phil's 80s grinding instead of the robots.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/philporkchop.jpg
Phil starts in on his 27th pork chop...

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/andrewbasil.jpg
...while Andrew shoves basil up his nose

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/philporkchop2.jpg
Still eating pork chops! His stomach bloated to twice its size! A man on a mission...a Mission for Pork. In the background is Michael's very nice friend, Sean.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/michaelworry.jpg
Michael wonders why he's being seen with any of us.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/aaronbryan.jpg
Aaron and Bryan leaving dirty voicemails for Dan Perry. (Oh, and whoever took the pic of me flashing my tits for Perry better post it)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/chrisb.jpg
Chris on the tail end of his Ned impression.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/nedphil.jpg
Phil makes rude gestures towards Ned.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/julianichole.jpg
J.Lu and Nichole, somehow looking sane and reasonable during this mess.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/niceass.jpg
I'm not goig to explain this picture because it's better that way.

(PS J.lu you are meant to refer to us as "Ben and J.Lo" from now on, remember?)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

someone photoshop a trail of gerbils on the ground between Bryan's legs in that pic, please!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Runner-up: Tom and Ned (but I don't think their kiss was caught on film).

That was a beautiful moment. It will have to live in memory only, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 23:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

a laborious gesture of wuv for you all

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 July 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Heh heh - I bet I know who Blount has a crush on.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a crush on those Huck Finn Donuts

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Saturday night at the beer garden...

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/ally-tm3.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha why am I up in his grill? Probably yelling at him or hitting him.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

*makes mental note -- 'grill' equals 'face'*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

you're catching on granpa!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sky go boom

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/fireworks1.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

you're catching on granpa!

Ya punk.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Food orgy at Taverna Kyklades

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/shrimp.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah yes, those were the stuffed shrimp I mentioned on the other thread. MMMMMM. You have no idea about their brilliance. (And that's my shirt in the lower right hand corner and the Cypriot beer in the upper right.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I promised this on another thread, but here it is, for anyone who cares: The Seanie C back-to-nature July Un-FAP. It's nowhere near as thrilling or wacky as the NYC one, but got a couple of nice shots anyhow. Okay then.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

But Sean, did you get to milk any cows?

― Jodi (Celerina), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

It reminds me of the Conan-and-Max-and-announcer-guy sketches, somehow. Maybe cause of the beer shot.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, but I could have! Apparently the farm I was on was actually a working farm, I totally could have paid for part of my stay by milking the cows and collecting the eggs and stuff. Next time!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/octopus.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Less food, more people!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes - Less food more fpeople!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew busts a move on Sunday night at Lit (?)

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/andrewf.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally and Phil on Sunday

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/ally-phil.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tom and Ally on Saturday

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/ally-tm4.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mary and Andrew on Sunday

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/mary-af.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh my god I am FAPWHORE.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rosemary on Friday

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/zoe.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes - Less food more fpeople!

http://www.costumes.org/portfolio/costcrafts/92871_05.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nichole, J Lu, me, and Mary on Sunday

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/ng-jlu-cb-mary.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

There'd better be something pretty fucking interesting over to the left of that subway station picture.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

mary you look uncannily like a school friend of mine (nb: you are not her).

i pictured millar beefier.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

That pic of Mary and Andrew is great!!! He is Wolverine!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

everyone already knows what these clowns look like... more food pics please!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, that's why all the non-attendees are reading this thread. They wanna see some pastries, yo.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

no food - more fules!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, not EVERY picture on this thread has to be of you.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

That pic of Mary and Andrew is great!!! He is Wolverine!

Note the chinese bob

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'd like a picture of one of those chocolate rum balls they sell at the lafayette pastry shop in the village. and if you can manage it an oatmeal cookie as well.

thanks.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Uh, I agree with Ally. I'd rather see you people than food. Even if the same people are in each picture.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah Ally not every picture of you or something - more, um, another person like say for instance felicity

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

(that's beer on my pants)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

They aren't of me, JBR. They're all of Tom and Miccio and I totally want more pix of them! I was teasing Chris but since you gotta butt yourself in it's all good!

James, Felicity doesn't like her photo being taken. Those are the only two as far as I know.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

The shrimp picture looked yummy but I prefer the pictures of people.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Drunken ILXors are entertaining and all but I me myself personally just speaking for JBR here find people pic after people pic a little monotonous. Call me antisocial, but I find non-people things interesting too.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Someone start a non-people pic thread for JBR please.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha - I wuz right about Blount!!

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

are kittens people?

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

screw you Diamond!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, ddg, I love you, but fuck off.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jody calmati!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jody, perhaps you need to take the hint and shut up and let this thread get back to the nice fun we were having before.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

that or maybe start a catfight thread for you and Ally and I'll bring the beer and lil smokies and Diamond can MC the mudpit

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

*ducks*

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Could everyone who travelled to NYC to look at food stand up, please?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't stand up, I'm still drunk

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

whatever, have your "nice fun"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

whatever!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I agree with JBR, more food pix!

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/swordfish.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Could everyone who travelled to NYC to look at food stand up, please?

*stands up*

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, that'd probably be why I'd go (which ain't happenin)

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

So, James, guess you didn't want what was proposed in my email? FOR SHAME. C'est la vie.

CAN PEOPLE STOP FUCKING FIGHTING AND POST FUCKING PICTURES? Thanks in advance.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

food's cheap in nyc right?

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

*sigh* this thread takes long enough to load. And those tomatoes are making me hungry!!

I'd go to NYC to get drunk and snog other ilXors.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

big ditto to posting of fucking pictures!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

THERE ARE FUCKING PICTURES?!?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Food isn't too bad actually. The high price thing is definitely overrated.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

ilx porno is teh stuff of my sweetest dreams

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, actually, I didn't have my camera for those moments, guys.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally what are you talking about with your e-mail and stuff? cuz I ain't got nothing

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's what she's talking about!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

HAHA he thinks I sent him the fucking pictures via email I bet.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

(ohgod though i love cheap tasty new york eats, esp. the kebabs)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nathan's is what it's about, Sterling.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha "less food"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 03:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://web.umr.edu/~mschaef/new_page/cat.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha "more people"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.somethingabout.net/plectrumbanjo/kermit-banjo.jpg

Are we done yet? Cos I'm not sure what I did here but I'm certainly amusing myself and a few other people with this so I can keep going.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

LOOK I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF YOU WANT MORE PICS OF YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF WHATEVER THE HELL YOU FIND SO BORING THEN POST YOUR PICS ALREADY!!!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I demanded pictures in the original "Whoo hoo, we had fun at the FAP!" thread Ned started, I wasn't exactly thinking of pictures of food. We have that here. I know what food looks like. Maybe the occasional picture of the Supremely Divine Dish would be nice, or a dish well worth trying out, but I think I'd rather see pictures of people having fun. I couldn't go down to my kitchen and take photos of that.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus fuckin' christ, now I do feel like I'm at the FAP.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Notice how I did post my pics and will post more maybe. And I am attempting to make comments and stuff and you feel the need to be a bitch. Your poor self esteem is not my fault, nor is it the fault of any other woman on ILX. Now knock it the fuck off. I'm not the only person you're pissing off, rather obviously. Please do not ruin everyone else's fun just because you are miserable.

Chris post whatever you like, if you had more pics of the signs you laughed at and the fireworks that'd be nice to see.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

So is that picture when Tom punched Bryan in the collarbone?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is from Tom, I hope he doesn't mind me posting this but I thought it was nice.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/nycluv.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

y'know, if we were Will Ferrell as Harry Caray, then people could be hot dogs! LINDA HAM! LINDA HAM!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Belated note to Sean C: that is the worst children's book I have ever seen.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 04:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

1) Some people don't necessarily want to look at the food pics Chris took. (Some people do.)

2) Some people don't necessarily want to look at Ally sticking her tongue down everyone's throat or shoving her ass in the camera. (Some people do. Probably a lot of people do. If some people don't, does that make them "jealous"?)

3) I haven't complained about a single photo on this thread. Please post whatever you want.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

4) I'm not miserable. I had an excellent time this weekend.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

rosemary and anthony miccio are sex.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

ilXor is sex.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread roXor! i will go to the next NYC FAP.

and i want to see lewd food pictures (i wanna see ally sticking her tongue down some vegetable's throat!)

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

and tom looks like a real good friend of mine (who's in the reserves, FWIW). though he doesn't look at all like what i imagined he would look like.

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I thought MillAr would be blondE.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

needless to say, all of the ILXNYC ladies are looking real fine. but food pix are nice, too.

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

millar looks and dresses alot like a friend of mine

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

We'll take more pix of inanimate objects having sexual relations when GarAth is in town!!!! For now here are some more pix of various things that I scanned in just now.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/confusedant.jpg
Ant and Chris listen to some more drunk Tom rantings bemusedly while Ned and Phil do the phone thang.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/daddino.jpg
Michael enjoys a beverage.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/headbangers.jpg
More "dancing"--note Ned headbanging hardcore!!!

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/nedchristom.jpg
I like that Chris appears to be sleeping during this discussion.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/nelly.jpg
This is the poster we saw at Radio City. Aaron was making bling moves at it but unfortunately I kind of aimed the camera a little too much towards the poster :(

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/subwayfap.jpg
Everyone waiting in frustration for nonexistant trains. Phil is trying to sell his pork chop to Bryan while Andrew, Sean, Michael and Aaron try to ignore the pork chop.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/yancemo.jpg
Yancey at close range (and a tiny bit of Felicity, for James Blount)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.pitt.edu/~mrmst55/caray2.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 07:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hot dogs at the Brooklyn cemetary! Next FAP!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 07:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread is so high school

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 08:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

im very jealous, i wish i was in nyc, oh wait, im going there today

michael looks great in these pics

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 08:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

michael makes a good Satan. i am hella jealous of gareth who is jealous of everyone else. you all rock hard.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 08:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Belated note to Sean C: that is the worst children's book I have ever seen.

You hurt me, nabisco! You hurt me in my heart!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just need to clarify something: in the "cute" picture of me and Sarah, I am not air-drumming. I am dancing to "Crocodile Rock," courtesy of the WORLD'S FUCKING WORST DJ at the South Street Seaport fireworks display. That is all.

― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Looks like fun. See you next April.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Is this the point in the thread where JBR And Ally make up in the hot tub and rub each other down with baby oil?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

(It's much more entertaining to read every thread as if it was an interlude in a Skinemax movie.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Even the Calum ones? Ew ew ew

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hello, all. I had such fun on the 4th and it was good meeting you. Apologies to gabneb and Rachel and whoever else I basically only had a chance to say HI to before I left with a v. v. bad hangover early in the night. Sad I didn't get to meet everyone, but what can you do? Now I'm back at work. :(

Andrew, I don't have text messaging capabilities and I can't make interational calls. Thus, the confusion on the 4th. Sorry about that.

So Ally, are you and Tom an item or is it all lies???

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

..while Dan serenades them with a Teddy P. interlude.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

wow, thanks, di!

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sarah, I like how you just cut to the chase! I wish you and Nick could've hung out more, I didn't really get to chat with either of you enough.

(We had the same problem meeting up with Andrew and ended up scrounging Phil's international calling card after about 10 minutes of trying everyone's cell phones calling Ireland--"Bryan! You're Canadian so that's foreign! Call him!")

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like that Chris appears to be sleeping during this discussion.

I'm not sleeping at all... I'm merely overcome by the deep satisfaction of the best prosciutto and Spanish cheese tapas dish evah! I even ate the olives.

Have a picture!

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/tapas.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

As the person who consumed the other half of that, I can confirm its utter glory.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh my god, i need a haircut. and i need to eat more pork chops - look at my skinny-ass arms

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I will say only this: They look like God's olives.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

But damn those are some tiny ones Luna.. .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

It ain't the size of the olive...

Oh wait. Maybe it is.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

That prosciutto dish is making me very very hungry.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Heavenly orbs"!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

SO SIMPLE! SO EFFECTIVE! MARGH! *drooling*

(am I talking about the prosciutto dish above or something entirely different implied by "heavenly orbs"? you make the call)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

hahahaha 'heavenly orbs'

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

James is right, this thread is so high school, god.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't appreciate olives like that at all as much in high school. I have such sophisticated tastes now. ha ha

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think I'll ever meet any of you. ... oh!

― Mandee, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why not Mandee??

More pix!!!

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

We demand photo satisfaction! I'm kind of out of good pix but I can start posting bad ones.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

You mean these aren't the "bad" ones?

― EveryIlxoR (felicity), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shut yo mouth, Felicity, you look hot in yr pics. Not "hot" in the sense that I look hot, ie sweaty.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am even keener on the idea of making it to one of these NYC FAPs one of these days. Won't be this year, but maybe next...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have tons of bad pictures also.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's see a pic of your finger!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't make me post the naughty cat again.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why not? It was cute.

Anyway s/finger/thumb/, sheesh.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

What are you talking about?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!! I don't personally have any more photos scanned in right now though I will tomorrow.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally and Tom, sitting in a tree...

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh. No. Why do I get a feeling I suddenly know what picture is being discussed here? EXCEPT WHY HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

Or is this a trap? Admiral Akbar to thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, will you look at this thread for a second and you'll...

...wait, what picture? I WANT TO SEE THE PICTURE!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nothing to see here folx, move along.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.michyland.com/HW/Treasure/Won/javaaward.gif

― Dada, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

A picture for Luna. Taken as Millar, J Lu, and I shambled around Little Italy and Chinatown in search of coffee on Friday morning.

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/2003nyc/littleitaly.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who's Ally?

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't pull a DeBarge, Blount.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

But it's the RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT.

http://www2c.airnet.ne.jp/stevie/soundtracks/THE%20LAST%20DRAGON.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.rrvas.ca/fair_images/platinum_blonde.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Awww, you guys....

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 04:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

what does pull a Debarge mean?!!!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"yeah I was hoping that Ozon flick might inspire something, but all she did was pull the Debarge a bit"

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

GODDAMMIT!! this is worse than pics of shrimp and heavenly orbs!!

FOCUS PEOPLE, FOCUS!!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm heartbroken. That's it, I'm moving to London!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, and everyone, FYI, Andrew turned around and totally shaved his head and sideburns off today! It's a total FAP turnaround amazing thing that not even I would pull--pix to come!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I tried shaving the sideburns once (I've had them for 10 years) and my wife cried. She said I looked totally different.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

he shaved his head off? how will we recognise him when he comes back to ireland?

― angela (angela), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

what does pull a Debarge mean?!!!

You were treating Ally like Johnny Five.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

ha, I think you've confused me with Mr. Millar

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry! I wasn't even drinking last night, so I don't know how that happened.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I feel worthless and dejected now.

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is so high school.

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

it is!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Blount for Class President!

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread should become part of the ILX Teen Film Canon

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

gah, I still want the rogering pic, Chris B! Damn the hataz!

I'm sex. *does the "I'm sex" dance*

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anthony, I think we're not getting any more. Fun has lost this battle, but not the war, etc.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fun will never die!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 10 July 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's still hope! I got my pix developed yesterday, I'll sneak into the office and scan them in this weekend. Most of them aren't really that great, but there's a couple of decent ones.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 July 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

NA. saves fun for another day! Like Superman, but instead of fighting for justice, he fights for fun. Which is better anyway, fuck justice.

I still have a couple more pix, maybe after work/class I will scan? They aren't so great though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just draw little mustaches on everyone and then your pictures will become great!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're a genius!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

(please oh please let Ally be in charge of the MacArthur award...)

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Darwin Award? What?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think it's one of those things where you have to look at a bunch of stuff then decide which sucks the least. There are probably rules against you submitting your own stuff as Ryan Keel-Lay or whatever.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hope everybody understands by now why I personally do not own a camera

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, cuz you spent all your money on that shirt.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nick just won the prize.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is where we all met on Friday afternoon. Is everyone already sick of pics from this? I guess I don't care.
http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/Bryant%20Park1.jpg

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 13 July 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Half of Nicole, Chris B., JBR, and the Ned.Note that the weirdos in the right of this pic are in the left of the previous pic. Clearly they were stalking us.

― NA. (Nick A.), Sunday, 13 July 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shit. These all worked a minute ago. Apparently I passed my data allocation limit for fucking Geocities. I guess I'll deal with this tomorrow. Sorry.

― NA. (Nick A.), Sunday, 13 July 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

They're enormous pictures, Nick! The second is half a meg, for instance. Defining a size for their display here doesn't affect the size of the download. It's no wonder the data transfer allowance runs out quickly!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 13 July 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nick, those are pictures of Nichole.

I am going to have to change my name to Lars to stop the name confusion madness.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 13 July 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fuck Geocities. Fuck them up their stupid asses.

― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nick: if you want to email them to me, I'll put them up for you. I'd just do it myself by saving the pix but not one time I've logged into ILX has your site been working since yesterday :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, let me shrink them down first and then maybe I'll email them. There's like 8 of them though.

― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's cool, I got pretty huge space.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

These are Nick's pix, they're pretty good:

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/sarah.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/tomnick.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/bryanally.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/chrisjbrned.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/jluant.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/jlurmnick.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/ned.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/tom.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, Tom found the "Cocky Millar" store! ;-)

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh artsy black & white!

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks Ally! You rock!
http://www.geocities.com/naamme/scan0008withstache.txt

― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love how apparently Bryan and Ally are taking a nap in that picture.

I also like how you can see the same weird old couple in both of the Seaport pix.

Sorry they are so dark.

― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like people pics. There should be more fapping and photo-taking.

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just got Chris' joke. Ha!

― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I really like the way I look like I'm wearing bloomers 4 pics up.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

The mustaches are even more majestic than I anticipated!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned's looking very howard stern-ly, if i may say so

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 00:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

These are some pix Bryan took.

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0053.jpg
(Phil doing the robot to It's a Small World)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0056.jpg
(Pooh Bear army)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0059.jpg
(Lego Yoda)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0066.jpg
(Siberia)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0067.jpg
(Bellevue)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0069.jpg
(Random chick on street)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0075.jpg
(The Pork Chop Adventure continueth)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0077.jpg
(Intense subway travelling)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0078.jpg
(Intense phone calling)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/HPIM0080.jpg
(MORE intense phone calling)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/My%20world.jpg
(I believe this was taken in Toronto but it fits nicely)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/da%20gang.jpg
(Chillin')

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/for%20Matos.jpg
(A special picture for Matos)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/pics%20for%20ally/zoe%20not%20drinking%20enough.jpg
(A really cute pic of Rosemary)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 01:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Notes: the pork chop pic was near Times Square, and the Random chick pic was one of the sun between the buildings that didn't really work out.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

(note my stunt nose appearing out of the side of Phil's cheek in the subway photo)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't imagine a non-cute picture of Rosemary.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew, check yr email.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/andrewnickjlutom.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/maryandrew.jpg
(Note completely different hairstyle on Andrew)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/vh1classic.jpg
(They came to my house for the booze. They stayed for the VH1. I SWEAR IT'S NOT NORMALLY THAT MESSY)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shit. In two minutes those pix will work.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

They work now. Is that the Rod Stewart video?

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was trying to figure that out, but it might just be the reflection off the telly.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

God, I think so. I was so bummed that the video didn't come out--last time I took a picture of people watching TV, we were watching Starship Trooper and it came out totally clearly, we were watching a vision of robot hell and it was awesome and for some reason someone in the crowd was wearing a wig. You guys shoulda done that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

The problem with VH1's classic 70s: they include recent concerts of 70s bands. Including KISS.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was wearing a wig for the first four days. That's why I didn't get into town before 12: those sideburns take forever to get right.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

It all makes sense now...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew: that is the glory of VH1 Classix

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is getting a bit unwieldly but I'm going to post the rest of the pix anyway, these are from Gareth Party July 2003.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/beasties.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/byronzoe.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/allyhat.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/degenerates.jpg
(Note Tracer Hand's mysteriously glowing shirt, wtf?)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/byron.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/everyonelit.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/garethhat.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/gchildtobiastom.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/luau.jpg
(Note new NYC trend: FRAT BOY!)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/notpaul.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/paulbars.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/phoneconfusion.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/pizza.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/tobiasmary.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/tomgareth.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

(a couple of those are from NYC miniminifap: me and Ally and Paul go for a few drinks. We barely barhopped once)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gareth in a trucker hat: end of civilization. Or beginning?

ned's looking very howard stern-ly, if i may say so

Taking the award for the 'Joke I've Heard So Many Times Now That It's Not Funny And You're Not Original and I Hate You (But I Kid, Really)' category...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

DUDE! That last pic is like Joy Division LIVE!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

My favorite part of that pic is the girl clearly trying to escape whatever they are doing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Clearly (pace Spencer) it would be the Ian Curtis dead-fly dance being done.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 04:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's put some Hawaiian shirts on these guys already!

http://www.enkiri.com/joy/joy_division1.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 05:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like how we're breaking at least one of NYC's stupid laws in nearly every single photo (smoking indoors! drinking outdoors! DANCING OMG)

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 10:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, you're a real troop of rebels, yo.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I never realized Gareth was so tall!

And you guys are all sharing the same trucker hat in that series of pix, huh?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

He's not tall, we're all just really short.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah dude nick you get into nyc and it's morlock city!!

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I saw Gareth on the street last weekend but I didn't recognize him because his eyebrow wasn't up.

― Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are y'all fapping in catacombs up there or what?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

The glow must be what happens when you try to capture on film the magnetic pull of TRACER HAND.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

We FAPped in the sewers, it was so awesome! bnw you look particularly hot in these pix, you reclaim the Tuxedo Mask title sucessfully.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

gareth needs blinging up in that first photo

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Get to work already then!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hooray, I have photos!

Nick & Sarah

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/nick&sarah.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chair Dancing (this is the DVD alternate camera angle to this one from Chris)

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/chairdancin.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew, when the hell did you take that picture? We only met you for like 30 seconds! I don't think I ever actually officially met you.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew, I hate you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Beer label (and this is the other angle to http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/andrewbeer.jpg)

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/beerlabel.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

You look so serious! So do Geeta and Raj, actually. There is no joy when I put beer labels on people :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nick, it was in Siberia, just when you said you were going. By you I mean you and Sarah, by which I mean Sarah.

These are in sort of chronological order, so S&N = Siberia, T&A (wahey!) = the tapas bar, beer label = Bellvue.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aah... the silly paparazzi.

Aah... silly me not knowing how to spell paparazzi.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned rocking at Bellvue. This might've been during "This Corrosion", but he was more vogueing then.

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/ned.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

T&A!!! Oh jesus.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned is that a goth in your pocket?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned's package in rectanglular shockah!

also,

Unleash the fooking fee-oo-rey!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is a spectacularly awful photo (I think it's the last time the flash worked in this cheap disposable camera) of the survivors outside the Skylight Diner at 5am. Bryan, Ally, Rosemary, Ned, Nichole, Anthony, Raj, Chris, Millar, J.Lu, Aaron. I think.

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/survivors.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Saturday afternoon: Carey and Boyfriend (er, Fritz?) and half of Millar, outside the pizza place.

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/fritz&carey.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Franz.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bugger.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Phil and the 5th or 6th pork chop we made him eat.

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/porkchop.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then we went to the beer garden, and I found out that my camera was out of flash. The end.

Sunday: At the Lakeview Lounge, Paul Eater and Ally!

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/inthere.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then we went to the beer garden, and I found out that my camera was out of flash. The end.

Sunday: At the Lakeview Lounge, Paul Eater and Ally!

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/inthere.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha! Paul is saying something that starts with "Heavens!" obviously ;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

And Yancey!

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/yancey.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Heavens! I'm on to a winner here!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

And Robot Phil! And Mary! (this is the worst photo ever of Mary, sorry)

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/robotphil.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

A solemn occasion, or something.

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/solemn.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Phil, Phil's Tie, Aaron.

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/smokers.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chris & J.Lu at the Mod Club

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/jlu&chris.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Me 'n' Paul 'n' Ally went out to The Magician and Hi-Fi on... Tuesday! But I didn't take any photos, of course, until we were in the subway.

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/paulallymta.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

just so everyone knows, I was sitting on the filthy ground because I was using the bench to draw a picture of Rufus Wainwright for Paul.

This made more sense then than it does now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Attack of the killer finger! (note picture. Hey Ally, let's see the picture!)

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/killerfinger.jpg?tw=450&th=450

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have to find it. But here's a picture of Gareth dressed as a cowboy in the meantime.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/cowboy.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

GHAHAHAHAHAHA oops wrong file!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

And so to bed, until Friday, and TomFAP II! Here's a photo of people at Lit. It's also not a great photo, but it's the only one I have of bnw (in the far corner). Note the shine off Millar's bare skull.

http://www.demotelco.com/fb/photo/resources/217114166216105612301474000001/lit.jpg?tw=450&th=450

Okay, I'm done.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I swear to god that USED to be a file of a drawing I made of Gareth with a cowboy hat.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

LIKELY STORY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I liked what it was. How did you get rid of it?

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Oh duh, you didn't.)

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha Gareth should totally wear that outfit though!

I'll have to find the original "cowboy.jpg" to prove myself uncrazy!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

"He kills you with blazing guns!!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fear his flaming wrath.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

argh... the one picture of me and i look like I am 4 foot tall and having a baby, although I had just eaten a whole pizza by myself.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

ARGH CAREY I NOW HAVE "SHE'S HAVING A BABY" STUCK IN MY HEAD ARGH oh wait I like that song YAY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

you do look like your 4 feet tall but you hardly look like you're having a baby, unless half the Ilxor dudes including myself do too.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned is that a goth in your pocket?

I had to put my leetle fren somewhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 23:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the way Ned looks photoshopped, even when he's not.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 17 July 2003 23:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Part of my strange (very strange) powers.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Carey you can be our 4-ft tall girl on Hipster Bingo!!! It's cool!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like that I am called a frat boy above. That's a first.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well it was that pirate shirt, dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

BTW, wtf is up with the Luna restaurant pic--was that the ONLY WEEKEND THIS ENTIRE SUMMER that the entirety of Little Italy wasn't lit up in ridiculous fashion and barracked off for some festival or another? Were they avoiding the three of you? "Oh no, THOSE people are coming, hide the bootleg designer shit and roll up the 'sidewalk' (read in the middle of the street) cafes!!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.kayewade.com/Film.TV/1movietvpix/Springer2.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 05:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Me and nice lady at 6am on the 4th. I appear to be melting

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/allyandrew.jpg

Haircut takes care of that, gives me 1000-yard stare

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/militiaandrew.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 08:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

The new haircut suits you, Andrew!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Note to self: self-portraits half drunk at 6am on Greenwich=bad idea for all around!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank you, Sarah!

I now have a camera on my mobile phone. None will be safe. Well, New York will for about 49 weeks.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

49 weeks! Blast.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

gareth needs to come back to new york soon so i can jack him for that OE trucker hat. I must have it.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I know where to get you one.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

where?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Urban Outfitters

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh yuck, never mind.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I knew you'd say that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

One should be very careful not to read an "off" where there's a "for".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

gareth needs to come back to new york soon so i can give him a hand job?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

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