What are your tastes in porn?

dnftt

I like catalogues.

70s production values do it every time

whatever's free

Millar OTM.

I also like porn where the woman comes in the guy's face and then smears it over his back & chest.

There is, in addition, something to be said for slo-mo amputee porn. You can't beat leg-stumps on mastectomised breast tissue. See, I'm into tenderness.

i like butt bong porn. rrrowrrr.

bu fuckin kakke

Now I'm in this addictive spiral, I jack myself off every morning to pre-pubescent tampon-eating. After toast, I'm not averse to a few hours of anal botany. Those woebegotten, rat-faced teenagers, with six months of carrot hanging out their bums! Aye!

gay for pay!

EK is raising the bar for us all, apparently

don't stop eyeball, don't stop yet!

o!

I'm really, really glad Dada has not seen fit to post on this thread

The other evening I was binging on pay-per-view hymen croquet.

Anything involving swim-fins, viking helmets, rooster masks and large jars of Nutella get me goin'.

no surprise there alex

Meeting The Glands is a big favourite, I've also got a lot of time for Painschool 1 thru forty (you'd think it would have tailed off in the mid teens but no! Those kids just keep on violatin!). as far as particular styles go I like FrenetiQ with the accent on the fast forward, and moon-faced cowporn wherein quiet teens are penned and then fed and fed and fed before being surprised loudly with erotic consequences.

Search also Gwelf, Melks and Gippids.

if you hate toys but like to see women enjoying themselves - well, good luck!

I have this incredible video of a woman using one of those spiffy vibrator/dildo combination devices. Most realistic female porn orgasm ever.

Women having orgasms = classic. No doubt.

Dud = having to stifle your instinct to spot the drugged-up runaways. You catch yourself doing that, it's time to go bowling or something.

I find this very diverting:

http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/gutterball

ha ha. i saw "gutterball" and was quite worried about what was on the other side of the link.

OK, hands up: how many regular ilx0rs reading this thread actually have a very specific opinion but aren't stating it for reasons of decorum/shyness/whatevah?

1. Me

2. me, but will spill details if pushed

"spill"

I'll spill if you will.

Who doesn't love (faux, of course)-lesbian porn?

i don't

yeah faux-lesbian porn has always struck me as the most pointless exercise imaginable

i like 70s color climax stuff the best. girls with a few more curves than your average p0rn actor. and a couple of other, more kinkee type things

That hardly constitutes "spilling," but ok.

i left out the bit about watersports

err

Ok, me next.

It's easier to talk about what I don't like, because I see a lot more of that while scouring the web for pics and vids. I don't like cheerleaders or Catholic schoolgirls. I don't like faux-lesbian porn, with the high heels on and all that, although real lesbian porn can be quite captivating. I don't like fake tits, not one little bit. I don't like make-up, except for the standard lights and cameras kind that the guys wear too. I don't like blondes. I like them in real life just fine -- my girlfriend's a blonde -- but in porn they always seem to be wearing too much makeup, and an expression either of extremely contrived passion or high-school play enthusiasm. I don't like fat old guys. I don't like Bang Bus gorilla shit where the point seems to be abuse. I don't under any circumstances like a man saying, "Yeah, you like that don't you, you dirty little whore." Call me Mr. Empathy.

I like girls that seem sweet but not sickly sweet. I prefer brunettes because they more often get the girl-next-door treatment, even when they're strikingly beautiful. I like a girl who looks approachable and, well, womanly, rather than some demon sex goddess or mistress. I am fascinated by the female orgasm -- it's just as appropriate an ending to a scene as a male orgasm, in my book. I dig those orgasm machine thingies that they straddle. I'm not so big on the recent trend toward "fucking machines," these locomotive-like contraptions with big scary spinning wheels and steel rods that exist to do nothing but make noise and thrust a dildo in and out of a woman who has had to assume some unnatural position just to receive the thing. It all smacks of some robot geek fantasy -- "I will build the perfect penis robot! And then, I will take over the world!" Too much work for something so simple. I digress.

A word on cumshots: they're overused and overdone. I like them as punctuation, and it's good to know at least someone is genuinely getting off, but I recoil in horror at a woman drinking sperm from a champagne glass. Semen is not an intrinsically interesting substance. With semen, it's all about the process.

And as for body types, I'm not an ass man or a breast man or anything so fetishistic. I like large breasts, sure, but they're not for every woman, and many women wear small ones just as well. Maybe it's the waist-hip ratio thing, or maybe it's just my personal tastes, but some women come together beautifully regardless of the size of one body part or another, and some women do not. Under the right circumstances, a woman with small breasts who still has her pants on can get me off three times in one day.

That said, though, I do like vaginas. Like, a lot. I'm real big on vaginas. Trimmed and coiffed, preferably -- maintenance is important. I don't like pictures of a woman holding it open -- I can find the hole just fine, thanks. But a shapely symmetrical set of labia is just so damn tasty looking.

I'll stop now.

The only circumstances under which I find lesbian porn (faux or not) erotic is when it involves identical twins. I'm so totally not into incest stuff otherwise, but something about this set-up is exciting.

phew.
i wonder if i can see a "this is the porn i like/this is the music i like" connection with jim and kenan?

i sadly like soft focus sub penthouse fantasy.

Which is really ironic considering, and i swear unrelated to, what i do for a living.

kenan, yr the bravest. THAT, my friends, is SPILLING.

I like stuff in books. Gravity's Rainbow and Mulligan Stew have the most ridiculous sex scenes ever, completely goofy stupid stuff, meta-porn if you will--and I will, because damned if they don't do the trick after all these years.

I want reality in my porn - none of the boob-jobs and heavy make-up and all hair removed. Could care less about the male cum shots - they usually make me chuckle, though. Basically I like seeing people who look like someone you'd see in the aisle at your local grocery store - I like the thought that behind all of the closed doors in my neighborhood, all of these normal, average people are doing all sorts of 'kinky' things.

But I actually prefer written porn to most other forms - photographs don't seem to get much out of me, except for comments about poses and lighting and such (everyone's a critic). Movies are okay, if I am already in the mood - if not then they don't hold my attention. But give me a decent book of raunch and I am off in lala land, no matter what my mood was before I started reading.

Yer such a girl. :)

i was thinking of the watersports bit. in 70's color. with more, ahem, curves than is usual.

whimper

Well written text is what I like best, Highlander fanfic is floating my boat lately.

In visual porn, male/male, with both of them cute and twinkish. Realistic enthusiasm. I'd just as soon not focus on body fluids, and please, please, take off your damn socks.

The funniest thing I've seen in a porno: boys doing it in a garage or something spraypainted with graffiti advertising 4 Non Blondes.

Were there four of them? Were they blondes?

For me, it's almost irrelevant what they're doing. More important is that they should look like they're having a good time. Seeing the woman visually in pain or boredom is a huge, huge turn off. (how bloody boring)

Was that ever in doubt, Kenan? *grin*

I guess that I should mention the leather stuff, too - some of it I like, some of it I don't - I am a sadist but with limits. Oddly, though, S/m porn isn't sexually arousing for me - it's more of a power-rush situation than "Ooohhh baby, let's go get raunchy" (er, and I don't think I've ever utter that line except as a joke) thing.

But yes - normal, average people - scars and sags and wrinkles - it's exciting to think that we're all sexual beings, at some level, and that we're all seeking out ways of expressing just that. Of course, I am noticing some voyeuristic tendencies within myself, too, so I've no idea where the turn-on zone will move to from here. (Fluid sexuality = never say never.)

so, um, who DOES like the fake-breasted, too-much-make up, high-heel-wearing, ride-me-cowboy PORN porn?

Teenage boys?

You? No shame in that game.

Not I. I'm pretty much w/you Kenan, though i do have a thing for the booty.

oh yeah booty. you gotta have booty

It's the new cleavage.

nah, tummies are the new cleavage

I was into booty before it sold out.
*acknoweldges double entendre*

Booty's the best.

I'm sorry, did someone say they got off on Mulligan Stew? Because that's far more embarrassing than ESOJ being into watersports or whatever. ;-)

Anyone wanna point out what constitutes REAL lesbian porn, then?

they're ugly.
KIDDING!

wow, lotsa responses and some of them may not have even been lies!
i fergot to mention that i don't mind fake breasts (unless their obviously huge and fake)
and i effin hate closeups. i like perky, playful sex, which is not common but you
do find occasionally.

and after discovering downloadable videos i'm not that interested in photos, though
i guess their the best option for those poor souls who still have dialup connections.

man, fake tits are the wrongest things evah.

2 months ago I would've agreed, but then I saw a TV segment about ass implants.

my theory re fake-breasted, too-much-make up, high-heel-wearing, ride-me-cowboy PORN porn is that teenage boys don't like it at all, older men do, because we get brainwashed into it by being exposed to it for so long. I have a far more pronounced interest in the big-titted, made-up, high-heeled female archetype than I ever did before, and it sort of shocks me that I like it at all since I disliked it for so long.

as far as my own tastes go...hmmm. I don't rule out any non-extremist-for-extremism's-sake activity out of hand, but I pretty much actively dislike facials as a rule, though it can be nice watching a man come on other body parts. not often, though--come shots are just punctuation most of the time, and about as interesting as punctuation tends to be in writing. girl-on-girl action is generally pretty unconvincing; I don't think I've ever seen more than a few minutes of male-male so I have no real opinion of it. a convincing female orgasm is the greatest thing in the world ever. I like a lot of "types"--short haired brunettes and redheads and black women especially. (never been so much into Asian women or Latinas but obviously exceptions can be made.) blondes with a Midwestern girl-next-door vibe get me every time as well.

favored breast size for me generally tops out at medium-large though exceptions can be made if they're natural (fakes = bleh + sad). age is similarly flexible--I have a dual weakness for women who appear a bit older and who appear very young. shapewise, I'm definitely an ass man, though if a woman has nothing but (natural) breasts--and looks GREAT--I'm not going to argue. I dislike the runway patch while acknowledging its usefulness, and totally hate wiry little quarter-inch strips. give me a full (or neatly trimmed) bush or a completely shaved pussy every single time, please.

the only makeup that should be worn is lipstick, though that's sort of a rule that carries over into real life as well. men I'm not as worried about, though the better they look the better I'm going to like watching women fuck them. I'm with Kenan on the disliking "dirty little whore" type stuff, probably because I haven't seen anything where it was said with any real conviction. that kind of talk can be very hot, but I have yet to see it be so in any porn.

the robot-fantasy fucking machines can be really exciting in a very compulsive way for the duration it takes to watch and get off on the porn but viewed in a more sexually sober light can just seem really grotesque. extreme camera angles aren't inherently interesting; one thing I like about '70s porn is that the close-ups are a bit fuzzy-focused, which is more erotic and less medical-manual-ready. and yes, enthusiasm is key.

threesomes can be a real turnon, particularly two men/one woman. used to be I preferred two women/one man so maybe I'm just getting old and jaded. ditto oral sex--watched pussy eating almost exclusively at one point; now I want to see women sucking cock, having their mouths fucked, etc., often the more awkward the position the better. I do hope this doesn't mean there's something wrong with me.

A woman who has NOTHING but breasts? That's pretty sick, man

no arms, no legs...oh get real Andrew, you know what I'm talking about

Yes. I do. Sorry about that.

(and please note "often the more..." not "always" or even "most of the time")

I try not to watch (hardcore) porn often, I consider pointless brain candy at best and an annoying waste
of time at worst. I also have a feeling that watching hardcore makes me hornier in my day-to-day
environment, leading me to fantasize constantly about the women I work and associate with. which
can complicate things (it's hard to focus on what someone is saying when you
just wanna stuff that mouth with cock pronto).

I'm with Layna on this. Written porn is the best. I like porn that leaves a little something to my imagination -the things I can come up with in my head are far more exciting than any tangle of limbs in a photo. The visual things that I find pornographic are not necessarily photographs of sex or nudity. I do get visually turned on, but it's things like that photograph of John Taylor looking really strung out in the girly shirt, or Thom Yorke drunkenly displaying his thummy that I get a charge out of. Most of the "porn" I've watched is frankly ridiculous. No one looks like they're actually having fun or having a good time, they make sex look like a lot of work. And the men are so unappealing! They make sure that the girls are at least stereotypically pretty, but all they care about in the males is penis size. And the penis is probably the most *unattractive* part of a male body. (This is of course often different in gay male porn. Which is often better as a result.)

Its 6am and I can't stop reading this thread. Kenan is OTM.

there used to be a politics-of, i think. friends chastised me for liking the soft focus stuff. realer then real or you're a woman as fantasy-object loser.
these days i dunno. i've overcome my squeamish feelings mainly but the black anaconda stuff is edgy for me.

that said ILX is way more fun than internet pron.

midget porn y'all, midget porn

the voice's Johnny Maldoro is hilarious.

amateur pron

Teletubbies.

haha you mean j maldoro can't, or I can't?

I think it's funny how this thread went quiet as soon as ILE got onto 'British Time'!

well, we are more repressed than these awful yanks.

kate - you are OTM re: the disheveled-rawk-boy photo being hotter than actual pr0n photos -- because I see that & think, hmmm, there's a story behind THAT!

I have a bad case of objectifying the skinny rawk boys, like that one in the Strokes or whatever. I might as well be a dirty old man looking at schoolgirls.

Speak for yourself, Julio!

Anyway, I like group stuff, as you will probably know. MMF, FFM, foursomes, etc. The women are of course almost always bi in these things, which is great, but the men very rarely are (that's a specialist interest, it seems). I don't like anything with any abusive content, verbal or physical, unless it is presented as game playing and appears fun, which I do like - I find bondage particularly appealing, when done in this spirit. I don't have a very specific physical type - I've not seen so many women in most porn that I find unattractive, though the men are much better looking in gay porn. The male standards have risen in most classy mainline hardcore porn, though. I like seeing oral particularly, but a bit of variety and imagination is the thing that pleases me most.

a gf of mine wanted to see a bi-tape so we rented a couple. Don't know if this is standard, but there was a definite heirarchy in the men, there was a Man man and then a bottom; the Man ends up fucking both (and doesn't get fucked), the girl doesn't really have anything to do with the bottom, and the bottom jacks himself off at the end (like a coda, oh yeah you haven't had yours yet). Two tapes, 3 or 4 scenes apiece, same setup all the way thru. I found it kind of homophobic, actually. It was basically a straight thing with an unhappy looking femmy guy there. Hope this is uncharacteristic.

Acc. to Tristan Taormino, bi porn is a real taboo zone in the porn industry, from both sides of the fence. Str8 and gay (men) have their thing but never the twain should meet.

I've never seen an actual porno movie!

I've been told I have power issues because the things I really enjoy are the things women, in general, don't want to do very much and some guys do all the time to each other quite happily... and yet, I prefer to do these things with women who are not so happy about it and rarely initiate such actions.

My friend Martha gave me a bunch of p0rn0s that were entirely made by women; the cast, the crew, the directors, the "writers", etc. They were so good they made me feel bad for having a wang/testosterone.

Ally, you have spent too much time on the other side of that camera.

I can't say that I have ever felt bad about having a wang while watching porn.

''Ally, you have spent too much time on the other side of that camera.''

damn right!

I would've thought ILX would love fake tits because they are so *pop*.

Can everyone stop sexually harrassing Ally now?

You started it, you slug perv.

I LIKE IT WHEN DA CHI CHI MAN DEM IS FLEXIN WIV WHAT IS LIKE A REMOTE CONTROL DILDA

Julio and Mark S erotica!!!

the Mark S porn makes surprising use of the word "influence"

''Julio and Mark S erotica!!!''

nichole was 'off her tits' when she posted this BTW.

Is there a porn equivalent of, say, post-punk dance music? Who are the Swell Maps of porn? Who are the New Pornographers of porn? I often get the feeling that the only kind I know about/have access to is the porn equivalent of John Mayer and Slipknot and the major-label-wannabe demo pile, and I can't get into it at ALL, really...

Now I'm giggling at the prospect that the English language entertains 'on her tits' as an opposite to, er, 'off' them.

(crosspost)
I just cannot imagine what the porn equivalent of John Mayer would be(not sure I want to). But I've never really seen porn. 'Cept in a gay bar once, when there was really no choice.

That wacky british slang...

It occurs to me that I didn't mention that the stuff I like seeing most, as described above, is also most of the stuff I've enjoyed doing most, leaving aside important things that don't appear in porn films like the emotional connection.

That was my next question...how much does porn correlate with your preferences IRL? Gay male porn is keen in my book but since I'm a girl, it doesn't work IRL since I'm not much of a voyeur.

i am experimenting nicole- nevah used that expression before.

Where can I find truly *twee* porn? I want porn influenced by Belle and Sebastian, by Cub! If the boys must leave their socks on, let them be Hello Kitty socks. Let them bring their lube with them in a little lunchbox.

that is disturbing.

Kenan is such a gentleman.

Hurrah this thread has reminded me that a chum and I bought lots of HENTAI inolving not only mere bondage but tentacles and princesses and time travel and and EVERYTHING!

We have still not got around to watching it yet though.

I would like to mention though that I do like cheerleaders and catholic schoolgirls. I have a real actual authentic games skirt I keep meaning to wear out somewhere but note this will probably not be to a FAP so STEADY ON (your vomit).

I am not telling further details without being in a pub.

This turns me on: http://www.lindkvist.com/digitaldataporn/xxx.html

i'd like to see security camera footage of people stealing stuff in supermarkets, can you get that anywhere

Movie porn is only fun if it's your boyfriend's roommate's and you can watch it with your friends while the roommate is gone and laugh at it and, by extension, the roommate. But then, you know, your boyfriend moves into his own apartment and you stop.

Said boyfriend showed me a passage from a novel called Undone by Michael Kimball in which there is a ridiculously hot scene involving sex and chocolate. Makes me all tingly every time I read it. I keep meaning to read, you know, the rest of the novel -- Scott says it's actually quite good and all -- but somehow I haven't gotten around to it.

Ally: did you not look at the TV in Bellevue when we were there? That was porn!

dude, sweet tits is MY phrase.

Laughing at porn, watching it 'ironically' - apparently this is a very common
occurence that is humorous in itself. i mean, yes, porn is ridiculous but isn't
it also ridiculous to deny the fact that watching sex turns you on?

Ironic Porn Purchase Leads To Nonironic Ejaculation - The Onion

tubgoatse

english people don't talk about porn & shit less than americans because they're "more repressed", it's cause they're just nicer.

actually that's the same thing

i like to read about and watch women fucking women and men fucking men. i like to watch men fucking men too, and saw a lot of it cos i used to flat with a guy who ran a err website. i don't like any het porn unless its performed in a queer context.

With rainbows?

can't this be a picture thread?

starry: yes, or pink triangles.

TS: het porn in queer context vs. queer porn in het context?

di, does this mean you like high-heel and fake nails "lez" porn?

hahaha i'll answer that question when they have het porn which involves men sucking dick.

ddg, it depends.

honestly tho i am as sure about what this: "i don't like any het porn unless its performed in a queer context" means as i am about what it means to be queer ie it could mean just about anything. though what i was thinking about when i wrote it was how hot it is when pre-change pat califia writes about whipping men. i am more of a textual gal when it comes to porn too i guess.

Di, you are so hot.

You said it, sweet tits.

Whata gentleman!!

sam you are hot too. and if post-change pat writes about whipping men, i'm sure i'd find that hot as hell too, btw.

I like non-het porn, a lot. Especially male on male stuff - but I like it even better when the idea is that at least one of the men is straight and being led astray, so to speak. I guess it's the idea of seeing (or at least pretending to see, as they actors probably are gay) men who would normally never touch another male affectionately being open and affectionate and raunchy. Like seeing their true side, not what they'd normally project as a straight male.

As far as written porn is concerned, Pat Califia's stuff can usually send me right over the top - especially the more taboo topics that she's anthologized. The same goes for Laura Antoniou's books and anthologies, and for Cecilia Tan, too. There's also an excellent collection of bi erotica put together by Carol Queen and Bill Brent. Basically, I just want stuff that's a bit off from centered, straight porn.

ha! I've only just worked out what het means!

A tender moment in any young man's life.

Horn-rimmed glasses, Hello Kitty socks...We could call it Emo...oh...OH! and get Connor Oberst to do the score!

or get Conor Oberst to score, heh heh heh

AW ZINGER!!!!

That'd be so classic. SO VERY CLASSIC.

You people are SICK LIKE DOG.

Conor scoring in emo porn: classic. Conor scoring emo porn: dud.

I fear this will be just another ILX idea that is not capitalized upon.

*bump*

I like cherry flavour but cola's alright too.

mexican porn

pop porn

Porn flakes!

Porn on the cob!

KarmelPorn!

Sweet porn (awwww).

Creamed porn on toast! (ew)

Porn on the knob?

Is there any other kind?

BASTARD! FILTHY PERVERTED BASTARD!

Please sleep in my brain and whisper all your tender perversion directly to my cerebral cortex.

Porn farmer?

The Porn Growers Handbook!

Ned, who was that outburst directed towards?

Mostly Dan, Chris, but you'll do too.

porn: it's educational!

The Business Magazine For Professional Porn Producers.

New take on porn, please!!!

Lena Porne!

Little Jack Porner
sat in the corner
eating a juicy meat pie.
He stuck in his thumb,
right up in her bum
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

Use other appendages, please.

toes?

No, no, Jordan wants you to use his appendages.

Porn-Again Christians!

revive for the bored folks on wednesday...

is there even porn for girls? not to generalize, ok, to generalize. boys and girls often want different things. is there any movie or style that women seem to be drawn to? (hmm, or maybe the written word?)

i like the porn where they fuck.

Lots of girls like boy/boy textporn.

I think I have that one, Sam. They were naked too, right?

Yeah! That's the one Oops. Sweet.

i have found myself enjoying straight college porn, gay men who pretend to be straight, or gay for pay, and i think it connects to the earnest straight boys who try so hard to be queer that have entered my life of late, and of my attitude towards the fluid nature of sexuaity.

because of my history of sexual abuse, i do not like pentration, at all. i often find myself wanking to objects not intended as porn--the odd scene in films, country music videos, dreamcap forums, but when i approach porn, i like it to be long, with much taking of clothes off, and i often orgasm before any fuck scenes.

also, i tend to watch much j/o porn. because it seems non heriachal and more responsive--and i find myself really attached to j/o.

sometimes i wank to spanking porn--and sometimes, i think its revenge for the homophobia, i watch porn about straight guys being punished by being spanked or bound (but never gagged) and sometimes i watch tickling stuff...i feel guilty for the spanking stuff, it seems closest to my id.

i tend to like v. clean cut, slightly geeky looking guys, with hair in the right places, either ohama farm boys or english rent boys. they need to be either short and slight or tall and imposing--if it features both in the same video, thats a bonus.

when i say spank and restraint, i mean rope and paddles or bare hands, wooden paddles, in he shape of a rectangle--not ping pong.

i also really like suits, and uniforms in genral, but you knew that...and red heads are a huge turn on, but that happens rarely (i find good red headed porn that isnt hard core suprisngly difficult to find)

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I am now desperately trying to think of more Sherlock Holmes porn titles.

the hound of the asskervilles

The Bitch Who Barked In The Night

The Five Orannge Pimps

The Navel Treaty
The Copper Breaches

-- I like bukkake! (eastern_mantr...) OTF (on the face)

I like the gusto of the 70s porn chicks. The cocks and vag are hairier and nastier, but the girls seem more into it. And there's none of that ridiculous cum gurgling over-the-top shit.

an NIH Research Report

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A Stud In Scarlet

It's hard to romanticize '70s porn as less misogynistic and everything, given the Linda Lovelace-Fido shit.

I won't speak for those who are trying to romanticize 70s porn in this way, but is most 70's porn similar to the Linda Lovelace-Fido shit? I don't really know what you're talking about. I do know 70's porn is just as male oriented as current porn, but it was just more natural and that translates to "sexy" for me.

in 70's porn the women often looked as though they'd had something to eat that week, which is nice. However, there was less niche stuff, which for those of us with specific fetishes made 70's porn a big tease.

"The Red-Headed League", duh!!

"The Red-Headed Steve"

It wasn't anyone in particular, UP, but there seems to be a common thread running through porn-talk for people of a certain cultural level to dismiss modern porn (for legitimate reasons - ie bukkake) and praise '70s porn for a variety of pro-woman reasons ('they look like they're enjoying it,' better body image, less offensively freaky stuff like gangbangs and bukkake). From what I've read, the industry itself was much worse for women in the '70s than today, when at least some stars can craft a career that caters heavily to them. (The flipside, I guess, is the wider availability of DV cams, so some sick fuckers can get their kicks, where they couldn't afford a legit production before.)

My porn tastes are pretty vanilla, echoed by most of ILX - attractive women believably enjoying whatever activity is going on is U&K. Other than that, I don't care so much.

i prefer blow job clips

fat schoolgirls

also, saran wrap bondage

poprocks.wmv

I should probably stay out of this thread.

I like people who are on the attractive side of normal (i.e. no silicone, preferably no makeup, please don't wear heels) and are obviously really enjoying themselves. Especially in more-than-two-person combinations. No humiliation/how-far-are-you-willing-to-go aspect, please. Somebody a few months ago sent me a video of ten or so cheerful mid-20s types having a party that had devolved into everyone having sex with each other (and cracking up giggling, whooping and high-fiving when somebody came, grabbing the camera from each other, etc.). That was close to ideal for me.

devolved?!

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devolved -- they all put on energy domes and radiation cleanup suits.

"Kerrr-ack that whip!"

"we shove the poles in the holes!"

The bigger divide there, surely - at least for mostly-straight women - is between "wanting to ogle sexy people" and "wanting to make yourself look/feel sexy"

xxpost - "boy plus girl make mess out of sex"

1. anything with a plot is thrown into the waste bin
2. Head of the line privileges for: midgets, anything that was "banned" anywhere, anything involving live fish either going into or coming out of an orifice not known for harboring live fish
3. big bushes are good

4. homemade porn is better than commercial porn
5. porn not involving sex is more interesting than conventional crap
6. the more silicone the less interesting the porn

I'm still a fan of the Sears Catalog.
Too much porn fucks up yr imagination. I like to make up stories about why all this good-looking, but not-too-good-looking women of varied ethnic origins are standing around in their underwear together, smiling brilliantly. Like maybe they've just found the cure for cancer...in their matching bra & panties.

i'm down with peronista's 4, 5, and 6.

"amateur pron"

Add celebrity and you have me as a definite fan.

7. porn should be looked at as a training tool
8. seeing someone you know in a porno can be quite enlightening
9. porn involving food is not my cup of tea

wtf is am/celeb pron? is that where a famous person gets down with a norm?

awright, since we're asking:

i like girls that are robust, both in a physical sense ("zaftig," but not necessarily fat as long as there's some curves and meat there) and personalitywise ("vivacious," visibly sensual, etc). i like guys who look like men -- no underdeveloped teenage boys for me, thanx. older men can be really hot, though this probably tops out somewhere in the mid-forties. bodywise, maybe just on the slightly stocky side of athletic (mesomorphic, not muscleheaded). i like people who are perverse about their perversions, who look like they're having fun and stimulating their brains as well as their naughty bits. aside from that, i prefer certain things more than others, but if the right ingredients are there, it's all fair game.

i also don't like it when ppl are being too serious about sex, making it seem like it's something really risque and taboo and "baaaaad" (in a non-ironic way). cmon, sex is ridiculous, YOU look ridiculous, just go with it!

i got the series catalog today, and i was sad that the boys werent as hot, and they had less clothes

this is why billion-dollar pro porn is a big nasty DUD. it's sad though; underneath it all, those girls are just regular lower-middle-class white trash, brung up from the same nascar 'n' hot-wings social stock that's so good at doing the convincing amateur stuff.

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"wtf is am/celeb pron? is that where a famous person gets down with a norm?"

it's celebrity amateur porn. for example the pamela tommy video. This wasn't intentionally made as porn, but as soon as it *left their house* and appeared on the streets/online, it became porn.

hey if you dont really like watching porn where the guy hasnt got 'porn star girth' when in coitus with the femmes does that mean you are secretly gay?

Okay, so amateur video, celebrity subject. Not vice versa. Like Oliver Stone presents the Terwillickers from Apt. 27B in Stuffin' the Turkey, Part 27.

i like porn with *some* sort of sense of humour. you know, like fuck her throat and things like that.

no seriously, i like that company vivid. their cream on films dont take themselves too seriously and they dont make a point of needlessly degrading the women.

Porn is best in textual form, as edited by Boyd McDonald, for the original "Straight To Hell" magazine.

Does it make me a rapist if I recently discovered that mock forced sex scenes can sometimes be hot? Yeah, I guess it would pretty much be rape in real life, _without_ all the beating violence, but from what I've heard in the office recently this is what all those cheesy romance novels are about: men taking women by force and it's oh such a turn on. If only real life were so simple. Men want to just take it and women are happy when they do!

I'm talking about the unbelievable porn scene where some guy just starts ripping off a woman's clothes and she's poorly acting, "No, stop, I'm trying to get away!" and then he eventually forces her to suck his dick and of course she complies without putting up much of a fuss -- turns her head to the left and to the right and then just accepts with her mouth. This is followed by "forced" sex and probably anal sex and then a facial and the woman can figure out if she's supposed to act turned on or violated, but it's supposed to be a little of both, I guess.

It's basically the caveman fantasy of "I'm going to take you whether you like it or not. And happily for the caveman, she DOES like it!"

Actually, I've accidentally downloaded a more realistic "rape" scene and it turned my stomach to think someone is getting off on it. The whole thing got real and I felt like a sicko.

I recently joked with my girlfriend the other day about those cheesy romance novels, since the topic had just come up at the office, and I was mentioning to her that I didn't realize that's what they were like. And joking to her, the way a guy will when he is serious about something to gauge someone's reaction, "So would you like it if I just took you and had my way with you?" Her answer, "If the timing is right, it could be hot." My response was that it would never happen because she would most likely shoot down my first attempt and I would be too embarrassed to ever try it again. I could never be a rapist!

it's cuz guys like to imagine that they can "go on forever."

Porn is best in textual form, as edited by Boyd McDonald, for the original "Straight To Hell" magazine.
I disagree.. the best porn is 8mm homemade video where no one takes their socks off.

The Woman With The Twisted Lips

I almost exclusively go for girl/girl porn, and what I like best are girls who seem genuinely into each other with a fair amount of passionate kissing. I prefer natural but well-toned bodies, especially with defined abs. No need for gynecological closeups.

i hardly ever watch porn because it's often not even in the same league as the stuff my imagination comes up with. when i do watch it, i'm very strict about what turns me on and off, though. i really can't stand twinky skinny guys, but i don't like super-muscly adonises either...a happy medium maybe, stocky but somewhat athletic and certainly not twig-like. like anthony, i'm not terribly into penetration and would prefer a hot oral scene pretty much most of the time. also, foreplay involving otherwise non-erotic body parts is often very great. 69'ing = almost always classic. not big on bondage/leather/domination in the least. odds are good i would not have typed any of the above paragraph had i not had a few beers tonight. but there ya go.

oh and to echo some sentiments upthread, YES for god's sake it's porn and therefore inherently ridiculous, have a bit of FUN with it and quit acting like yr orgasm is about to determine whether we launch the series of airstrikes which will provoke WWIII or not kthxbye.

and big big big DUD to quasi-mystical kama sutra "opening up new worlds of exploration" backpacker shit.

Since we're on the subject, could someone tell me why do guys on porn flicks always (well, maybe not always, just on all the porn flicks I've seen [which admittedly isn't that big a figure]) end the intercourse by ejaculating on the women's face/body? I mean, (almost) no one does that in real life, so to me it just looks kinda ridiculous and maybe degrading to women. Do people actually find this hot, or what's the reason for it?

Because otherwise there's little visual impact there has been an orgasm. Plus some people find it hot.

Well, there isn't such a "visual impact" in real-life sex either, is there? Besides, aren't facial expressions and moaning and saying, "I'm coming!" enough of an indicator for an orgasm? Why should they use such an unrealistic way to show it? I might find porn otherwise titillating, but this particular practice always looks so phony it kinda flattens the enjoyment.

Coming on a face makes it more of an accomplishment.

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Another Sherlock Holmes title: The Sign Of Phwoar

Well, there isn't such a "visual impact" in real-life sex either, is there?
People really don't want porn to imitate "real-life sex," though. Most men don't have nine-inch wangs and very few women have barbie-doll bodies. See also: guys watching lesbian porn.

Visual porn is a movie, a film - there usually has to be some kind of narrative (I don't mean story, necessarily, just that the various positions and acts have to add up to something before the climax), men have to have large penises in order to show up on camera, etc.. So it's not surprising that the, uh, climax is going to be a visual enhancement of what most people experience.

There's also a health aspect and a question of how far the actress is willing to go. I suspect that most women doing a porn film would prefer C on Ts than C inside, added pregnancy risk, presumably an added STD risk, etc..

Shit.

bella donna

Are you sure you're allowed to think about things like this when there's a baby in your belly who can feel everything you type? :-/

Uh, shit, uh... Maybe it's better now before the baby is born? Then I have to (pretend to) be prim 'n' proper? ;-) But seriously it really fascinates me: doesn't it hurt?

I don't think they do that kind of stuff without practicing at home with various kinds of fruit and vegetable first, so everything that needs to be elastic and stretchable and painless has been prepared. But I could be wrong and they're all on epidural when they're filming, I'm just guessing.

*rofl* I know, but I just wonder if it turns some women on.

threesomes r only good if every member has both sexes' good bits.

So these boobs I seem to be growing whenever I gain weight are actually going to get me... Alright!

Oh. The female members will be having male bits too, I suppose. Nevermind then.

Hermaphroditism always seems like such a good idea, but trannies kind of gross me out.

bigot

I find it an amazing display of retraint that there have nto yet been any pictures on this thread.
Does anyone look at antique porn?

I didnt realize Eno posed nude. I dont think I would like to see them.

Didn't either Miss Misery or Miss Laura have a collection of "antique" pornography? Apologies to either/both if I am misremembering who had this, but there is a female ILXor who collects this and for some reason I'm associating one of them with it...

well, i wasn't referring to THAT. more to the ancient porno postcards he has on the cover to here come the warm jets.

seriously now -- i don't get the attraction to ancient porno (which i define to mean "porn from the early 80s on back").

Bush.

I have a book of reproductions of French erotic engravings from the 18th century.

QUELLE SURPRISE

do you jack off to it though, micheal? i mean, really? in a frilly shirt?

if you do and you wear a powdered wig, you get bonus points

I heart Taschen.

Buy it together with "Naked Happy Girls" for a discount! Now there's an intriguing title.

i like the Tom Of Finland drawings, i find them really gorgeous. i know he did cartoon strips but i like the way the single images have multiple implied narratives that you can fill in.

Nathalie, in my experience there are women who find anal sex painful, so want nothing to do with DP, and there are women who find anal sex tolerable or pleasurable and they sometimes feel the same about DP, but there are certainly women who don't much like anal sex in itself, but find DP the most exciting and pleasurable thing ever. The one I'm particularly thinking of didn't, I'm pretty sure, practice or stretch herself in preparation - I think it was the extra vaginal tightness that made it so good. Like everything else, there is undoubtedly a very wide range of possible responses.

Oww vs. Ooh

I don't collect it, but there are crates upon crates of old school (sixties/seventies) dirty mags in the basement at my work. i have taken a couple home, to read articles and such. Oui! was a really good magazine for a while.

speaking of classic smut, one of the odder things my dad inherited when his dad died was the complete 4-issue run of Eros. Big hardcover books, I don't think there's ever been a classier porno publication. My dad sold them a while back, I think (they're collectors items), but I read and ogled them cover to cover as a teen. My introduction to Lady Chatterley's Lover, Anais Nin, the smutty side of Robert Burns, Bert Parks' great "last sitting" photos of Marilyn, lots of other stuff. I don't know very much about my grandfather, but I'm sort of intrigued that he was a subscriber.

Piss. Oral. Women dat Roll.

Crack! Frosted Crack! Leprechaun-Smothered Trotsky-Crack! Dead White Middle-Class Fuckers!

Reading an erotic passage & letting the brain interpret it(most erogenous zone) turns all other body parts to melted butter. Watching people have sex on film is interesting for about a minute then it (forgive the pun) peters out.

oh yeah Tuomas always logs out when he's talkin' about sex

"No man knows women better than I; they are the occupation of my life. No one has studied all their concerns more than I. I know what they are fond of; for learn, oh, lady mine, that men choose different occupations according to their genius and their bent. The one takes, the other gives; this one sells, the other buys. My only thought is of love and the possession of beautiful women. I heal those that are lovesick, and carry a solace to their thirsting vaginas."

THIRSTING VAGINAS!! omgwtf.

Ahem. The quote in question is in chapter 1.

hours of fun, that book.

to clarify though, it's not my answer to the question "what are your tastes in porn." but it is great for its trash-culture value.

The money shot in horror films is often better than the money shot in porn.

^ This remark reminds me of manga which uses violence as a sex/orgasm metaphor, no?

I can't decide if "I like catalogs" or "Anything involving swim-fins, viking helmets, rooster masks and large jars of Nutella get me goin'" is the best response possible.