― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
A dog, on the other hand, might creep me out. They might just understand more about the act than I am comfortable with.
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
ah the old peanut butter trick
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
(Imagine Gene Simmons eagerly licking the balls, which is disturbing for a completely different set of reasons.)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Animals strike curious poses"
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
"*mew* *mwrowr*" [Dammit, he really needs to wiggle his hips more if he wants the spines on his penis to really settle in.]
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
I go away to lunch, I come back, I am blessed with this thread. I am a happy man.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
Not directly related but still - worth reposting that. (on a side note, Shmoo, my cat used to jump on my lap and start suckling on my nipple every morning when i stumbled out for coffee. yes, well)
SO, surprise birthday I went to for someone. People walk into the house. Birthday girl is nekkid on the floor getting licked out by her dog. She was not happy about the surprise and neither were the guests. Caused many relationships to end.
― H (Heruy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
You make H sound like a lunchtime burrito.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 24 July 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
"hey just saw this thread and just want to say i think it's great when my pets watch me and my wife have sex. sometimes we even let them have some fun with us. i hate how society treats this as sick or barbaric, but i see it as a great bonding experience that's necessary for empathic skills."
― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 July 2003 06:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Friday, 25 July 2003 06:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― ai lien (kold_krush), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― ai lien (kold_krush), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link
I was once engaged in the sexual act commonly called 'doggie style' w/my ex-wife (who would surely be overjoyed that it was now posted on the interweb) when our adorable ginger-haired tabby kitten, seeing my scrotum swinging to and fro, decided to play tetherball. When his claws came in contact with my dangly bits, I (understandably) thrust forward rather forcefully trying to escape the clutches of his claws. "Enculé, qu’est-ce tu fous là?", she screamed after I had inadvertantly tried to put her head through the headboard. Little Diavolo, who was otherwise the most uxorious of cats, was most disappointed that the game was called on account of owner contumely.
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dan (Please Say Yes) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Le Sigh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link
Since I've already dug my own grave, so to speak, I will admit to having sex in front of my cats all the time. I don't particularly care, as long as they get out of the way, and they always look bored.
Once, when I was in high school, my girlfriend was cat-sitting the neighbor's cat for a week while they were on vacation. We took advantage of her access to a nice, large house to go over and shag a lot. Two incidents spring to mind from that week of copulatory abundance.
1.) The cat, lonely because we neglected it for our own pleasures, climbed up my back to my shoulders one night during sex and peered down, meowing at us. To my consternation, I had to dismount to get him off.
2.) We had fallen asleep post-coitally on the couch when the cat, no doubt attracted by our mingled juices awoke me very unpleasantly by licking my penis. Going from blissfully asleep to being awakened by a rough, feline tongue is not an experience that I would recommend to anybody nor one that I recall with any joy.
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link
check
― Baaderonixx weaves a daisy chain for... SATAN!! (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― moley, Wednesday, 7 December 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Who Needs Context?) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link
And yeah, we realised big friendly dog had been busily slurping up dried pussy juice from my chin. I abandoned breakfast and went for a shower.
― sorry but I just HAD to, Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 8 December 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
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― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link
OH GOD NO.
― Trayce, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link
guys i was just playing pinball with michael white, you had to revive this?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 June 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link
mr kitty hasn't gone on ball attack mode in years. he must be due for it again.
This thread is just the best isn't it.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 28 June 2007 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link
are we talking adult dogs/cats, or baby dogs/cats?
― ken c, Thursday, 28 June 2007 10:15 (seventeen years ago) link
holy hell, this thread
― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Somehow I knew I must have posted on this thread...
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
it's kind of amazing that neither of your stories can stand up to "They have a special crew member that just supplies pussy juice."
― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I like to think of that job as the lady-fluffer
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link