How can I get the cute girl sitting a couple tables away from me in the library to make eye contact?

I did this a few months ago in a library, it worked like a miracle. She answered to me in a similar way.

So I just succeeded.... she was taking a drink of water and looked up and I was totally giving her the eye. I kept the stare until she looked away and gave a little smirk (which is better than a terrible smile which is what I usually do). She just walked out in the hall with some dude though. Bollocks.

She's still gone. I bet they're fucking in a bathroom stall.

alternately, invite her over to play PS2

I'm not getting nearly enough work done today!

I now wonder greatly about Leon's marriage ceremony.

The only problem is that I am painfully shy and incapable of doing anything so completely insane! Anyway, this way I have entertainment whenever I'm in the library and trying to study. And, I think she might be kind of dull (from overhearing the conversation in the hallway). But she is definitely the cutest girl in my school.

this will work

I should make her a CDr with Vitalic and "Take a Look at Me Know" by the Phil Collins.

Although I think I wrote a girl a note when I was 11 and someone else in my class intercepted it and made fun of me. And this is turning out to be a really small school - I dunno if I could live with embarrassment for the next three years.

Plus she's always going in the hall to talk on her cell phone. Methinks she's already got a man. Thus my note should read:

WHAT'S YER MAN GOT TO DO WITH ME? VITALIC RULEZ YOU ARE TEH HOTT TAKE A LOOK AT ME KNOW

Gonna go eat dinner and mull over my options a bit more.

N.B. this may not work if there are no horse chestnut trees nearby, if not, challenge her to a game of air hockey

http://www.wdwagoner.com/WPKN-FM/images/Bill-&-Hillary-1970-New-Hav.gif

Rowr...

I'd totally forgotten about that Hillary-Bill story. Ah the 60s.... I wish it were still that easy.

Maybe I should write something about how Scalia encourages orgies?

It still is, dude.

I should put that Goo Goo Dolls song I heard at the laundry mat on the CDr as well... "I Just want you to know who I am...."

I've decided this girl can not be had through normal means like notes or origami.

Now I guess I have to study.

Yeah but.... I almost uh... dammit, why do you actually have to initiate these things?

My final suggestion: throw her a note (or a rock) with the URL of this thread written on it.

(What Would Bill Clinton Do?)

What or who?

"Hey, I wasn't invited to the first party".

On the other hand, going up and talking to them and smiling affectionately while doing so works amazingly well. You should try that in future.

both I and Bill Clinton have personal anecdotes that disprove your statement (though you - or she - do eventually have to move things to actual conversation)

xpost to stencil...

This is true... The problem is that my life IS law school at the moment. Or whoever friends of my roommates girlfriends I happen to meet (they're all hella lame, unfortunately).

Not that I'm really complaining. I'm too busy to date anyone (speaking of I so need to do my reading for tomorrow).

Thought it. Thought the better of it.

So... new cute girl just walked into the library... ah, more fish in the sea.

x post

He would come up with a variety of silly but charming schemes which would all backfire - and she would find herself smiling in spite of herself. Then she would discover he was artistic, and her heart would be his. Are you artistic Aaron? You'd better be.

or your judgment must be impaired by other means, like blunt trauma or a one-week camping trip

The new cute girl is sitting behind me (no staring... but I guess if she squints she can read my computer screen) and was talking super loudly with someone else. Major negative points.

(thanks for the kind word Mandee.. I was listening to T.Rex earlier during the staring and you know Electric Boogie)

i believe that i am quite retarded.

If nothing else, I think I've noticed that cute girls don't actually study (the new one just left). Maybe they're all sleeping with the profs?

I was high and stopped by the coffee shop on the way to my birthday party. I ran into this cute hippie girl I've fancied for a while but only run into occasionally. We had a nice little chat and then I had to go and I was all "you should come to my party tonight". She had to go see her friends' band play so she couldn't. Then I was all -- LET'S HANG OUT -- and she was all "yeah, I'll see your little yellow backpack" and I was all OK. Was she trying to duck the phone number thing / genuinely disinterested or was she serious about wanting to hang out.

I was high and I'm not sure if I was being creeps.

ps this is me

oops

isn't that by Stroke9?

The answer is clear to me, anyhow: When you're in the law school library and you see a cute girl/boy, you should serve them with a summons, and then set a court "date".

So in the end I guess I won the eye contact but seem to have lost the war.

Maybe you shouldn't go for another law school student in general though, because the relationship might be too competitive?? I don't know. But my sister's in law school as is her bf and they seem to have that problem.

I'm just glad that my love life, or lack thereof, is as entertaining to everyone else as it is to me! And I have no doubt that the mind games I'm playing with this girl are bound to lead to a long and fruitful love affair.

clearly you need no help from us Aaron.

this is just absurd enough that i think it would work, if someone did it to me.

although tossing a note would be kinda cute.

and liz saw that i'm a sucker for oragami.

i'd maybe combine the two somehow. either make one of those fortune teller things with all the fortunes are her ending up with you. or a cool paper airplane tossed at her with a note on it.

Then post the pictures here.

The British Library (humanities room at least) is chock full of hotties, made even hotter by the fact that they're being deeply intellectual. Sometimes it's all I can do to concentrate on the stuff I'm meant to be reading. Anyone else noticed this?

yes

they're being deeply intellectual

how do you know?

glasses

i am kind of miffed they let any tom dick or harry in there now tbh.

"I write for a highly influential blog"

but the answer to the question is, follow her out of the library and exclaim "this is a bit weird".

xps to gabbneb: It's an assumption my brain makes when it sees a hot girl deep into a pile of books, writing copious notes. "She's engaged in a mentally taxing and probably very ingenious activity. Phwoar." Not as many of them wear glasses as you'd think, actually. Most who would have done have probably bumped up their aesthetic quotient a few notches by acquiring contact lenses. I certainly have.

It's a great way of making me go back there, to be honest. Bumped into a girl I fancied at school today, haven't seen her in years. She asked if I'd be in tomorrow. Course!

Follow her up to the desk when she goes to request periodicals, look over her shoulder at the form, write down her name, go home, search for her on Facebook.

Easy.

Most who would have done have probably bumped up their aesthetic quotient a few notches by acquiring contact lenses.

cmon now

Catch eye, raise brow, stick tongue out a little, bingo. In theory.

69 has a point, a few of them in specs are hot as fuck, but it only suits some.

Best way to meet someone is offer them something. This is especially easy during the holidays when excess snacks are everywhere.

not so much in the library though.

i think if youre psyched about talking to her, just go over and talk to her. give her a specific compliment. dont make a big deal about it or be creepy, but i think people basically like compliments, even when theyre transparent. even if shes busy or whatever, itll make it way easier to talk to her next time you see her.

"i want to be on you."

"i want you inside me"

Pretty sure Jagger uses those two lines already.

This thread revive isn't about a specific girl FYI. It's merely a way of expressing my surprise and appreciation for the rawr demographic in an ostensibly sexless place of study. Although should I see the girl I knew at school tomorrow, of course I'll go over and say hi. It's what she's expecting after all! As for any others that catch my heart, I'll see if I can't stroll over, and say something nice about their dress/shirt/taste in reading. Chat-up lines aren't my speciality, in that I don't tend to use them. This may be a problem.

seriously CUL >> BL, wtf.

they screen out the oldtimers for one thing.

louis what did adam beales teach us about fuckwant

YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT KNOWN

seriously though do yourself a favor and dont use the phrase "being deeply intellectual" with them

It's not really the people in a library, it's the ambience of the library itself:
The Mary Whitehouse Experience - The Library Experience
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LrlFDhVn_PY

Well when I use CUL I generally try to work in the most secluded spots. It gets too noisy in the reading room, and I don't like the desks. Not that I don't refrain from catching a glimpse of a passing piece of skirt.

The reason BL ultimately wins is that the people inside aren't necessarily students, and are not necessarily from the same university. This adds a thrilling sense of unknown to proceedings.

Max, I smiled at this girl when she left and she replied, if I actually want anything to happen I'm sure I can sort something out over the next week or so...but point taken re: anyone I like the look of.

The phrase "being deeply intellectual" is the kind of retardedness I'd only type. I'd only say it with levity and jest playing about my jowls. That last sentence I'd never say ever.

i couldn't help noticing you were being deeply intellectual just now

Pretty sure a girl won't play about your jowls if you've just met her

are you going to be deeply intellectual tomorrow or will you be stupid again?

yeah library sex is pretty cool

haha also i was totally kidding about making your fuckwant known

seriously CUL >> BL, wtf.

^^^in this sentence i thought "CUL" stood for "chat-up lines" and i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what strategy "BL" stood for

If she was reading the right kind of modernist poetry, you never know... (xpost to Dom)

Max, if she's staring at me and I'm staring at her, that's fuckwant done and dusted. It's a LIBRARY, people are HORNY.

"Blow load"

you are doomed, louis

check out whatever book it is she's reading, do a quick bit of bullshit research on the subject, find a reason to get something from near where she is sitting, and drop some science. charmingly of course. just don't drop your pants or anything.

craft an origami heart and wordlessly place it on the corner of her table

i think this is a bit weird. i've only ever met girlfriends on nights out drinking, or through mutual friends. i'd never approach a girl this way.

tell her to google your name

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

nice

seriously CUL >> BL, wtf.

^^^in this sentence i thought "CUL" stood for "chat-up lines" and i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what strategy "BL" stood for

-- max, Thursday, December 27, 2007 9:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ME TOO BLOOD LIAMONDS?

look, whoever it is that you listen to, you must do something before you leave that library. your inaction will only lead to regret.

Bros 4 Lyfe more like

xp

craft an origami heart and wordlessly place it on the corner of her table

done subtly enough, this in all seriousness could brook rewards

I'm not there at the moment btw. I'll be there tomorrow. If I can squeeze it in between drinking w/friends in the evening and meeting a lady friend over lunch. :p

yes, seriously. do something and at the very least she will be charmed. guaranteed.

: )

haha

BLOOD LEMONS

it's true chat up lines >> bitch lines, but sometimes only the latter will do the trick amirite old bean

funnily enough i was drinking blood oranges earlier, and i thought of ilx

Never Ban Louis Jagger.

^^^in this sentence i thought "CUL" stood for "chat-up lines" and i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what strategy "BL" stood for

Blow lobs. You have to wonder though....

Also, you could secretly find out what she's into (like dogs or something) and then casually mention drop that you like the same thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqLyjg-klhE

CUL:

http://www.lib.cam.ac.uk/exhibitions/volumes/images/lib.jpg

I see no available vagina.

Call that a library?

In the above context, first page Google image search results for 'cul' couldn't be much funnier.

dammit i made regular eye contact with some hot gal today but just didn't go up and talk to her. next time.

FUCK I BLEW IT

whenever our eyes met she cracked the most lovely smile, then I wrote a note "you are gorgeous, wanna go for a drink" but didn't give it to her because she was texting someone, and THEN when she left she looked at me, I said "you're leaving?" and she ASKED me where you return the books, this should have begun a CONVERSATION but nay, I merely told her where the books were returned, and retired to my seat. she, thanking me effusively, still with that radiant beam, slunk off into the unknown.

:(

this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit. also looked like she might have been a bit younger than me but if they're old enough to read Brecht they're old enough.

argh NEXT TIME i keep telling myself, but i'm back at uni next weekend, home of the iceladies and the frigidaires :(

FUCK WRITING A NOTE.

at least i got to steal one of their 'library do's and dont's' place mats. going on my wall. :D

ARGH JESUS CHRIST LOUIS THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY I USED TO FUCK THAT SHIT UP. you have my sympathy. CHRIST, i'm genuinely grimacing here. that's waaaay too painful, remembering that kind of shit.

just fuck it and speak to them, dude. it is the only way. you have nothing to lose but your underpants.

simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit

I just LOLed at this

Oh Louis, you have a missed encounter every week. Think of all those poor people who never have an encounter to miss. Not even one wan library opportunity. Think about those scizoids in the bowling league. HUH?

yeah well i realised as soon as she walked away that i should have prolonged the conversation. it was late, i'd made copious notes, it was time to wind down. fortunately, a friend from uni was sitting two seats along so we grabbed a drink and all was better. before he made off (and presumably out) with HIS g/f. pah.

then i befriended someone in the locker-room and we had an extremely long conversation about football that lasted until new cross station. he was a west ham fan and all!

why must i be so forward with blokes and so shy with lasses ;_;

yeah abbott but y'know life's short and when fate throws you up a hot girl who also looks like an england U21's footballer you gotta grab fate by the short and curlies

EVERY WEEK

this note plan has promise, run with it

"hi, i'm louis, what's your name?"

^^ secret killer recipe for success right there

tho for the rest of you, don't say 'louis'

dude, i was this close to making an origami heart

Okay the origami heart would be WAY preferable to the personal introduction, to me. In fact, I might think it was sort of cool.

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this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
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this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit
this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit

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This doing anything for you?

It's making me want to punch you in the face

it actually doesn't even have to be a heart. it could be a bird.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-an-Origami-Flying-Bird

you could be goin around like a blade runner leaving origami shit for all these ladies

do a puppy

do a rabbit! oh, hang on, i'm thinking of shadow puppets.

still. could work ...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/391624/origami_penis/

let me tell you a story, louis. a bro of mine was once flying from nyc to l.a. and he saw this girl sitting a couple of rows up. they exchanged a couple of glances and then he decided to make an origami bird. he walked past her seat on the way to the restroom and left it on her seat table. she was charmed and they eventually struck up a conversation. she gave him her number. he totally would have pulled her if he hadn't found out she was 16 years old.

forget the note, write a book about feelings of unrequited love and obliquely reference her in it. guaranteed to succeed.

the best thing about her was when she opened her mouth she spoke (well, whispered) in the thickest essex accent i've ever heard. so refreshing after all the mannered RPs i'm exposed to at uni (not least my own ;_;)

Make her buy you a buffy box set.

And then tell her you'll delete ILX if she doesn't.

Louis, why, you make it sound as if Cambridge has a discriminatory selection process! The very idea!

Yeah, but Sheffield gets all the posho rejects who can't even take what's practically shoved up their noses. :p

(As well as fine upstanding citizens such as your good self!)

Like your friend and mine Will? (Isn't Facebook weird like that)

WHOA

that dude went to summer school with me for about 5 years running, he is wicked safe

and most certainly in the 'fine upstanding citizen' camp rather than 'posho reject'

now to play the 'who is JTS' game :D

How about I just add you and remove the stalker element entirely?

Yeah, that sounds like a better idea, although it was you who looked me up first!

Haha, I narrowed it down to your initials, but couldn't find anyone in WE's friend list except one J3nny S4lt! Privacy settings, eh...

Guys, guys...take it over to Facebook

There you go LJ, you've scored!

Oh, wait.

Or you aren't Fbook friends with him at all. Oh wait, who's this....

....it's BIG HOOS aka the friendmaker :D

I do have some friends outside of facebook.

http://www.hollandbymail.com/item_list/candy/mentos_mint.jpg

Granted (and hey, my two BEST friends aren't even on fbook), but it does make it weirder how you managed to find me on his friend list (or vice versa)...

Look for fuck's sake pull your finger out and ask one of them for a coffee while you've still got the opportunity to go to this sort of library. Last time I set foot in a library all I could see were self-righteous mature students going 'sssh' and homeless dudes pretending to read.

as the midnight hour arrives, so does that fateful day

this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit

Oh man, this was a good one

holy shit i totally missed this thread ;_; ;_;

I'm still o_O at the 'simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor' bit. I'm trying to read the other posts but the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor keeps getting in the way.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42148000/jpg/_42148640_gabriel_getty.jpg

yehhh obviouslay

there was something about her default facial expression that had the same quizzical eyebrows-raised thin-mouth as good old gabby, but it broke into the most winning smile, and her body was, shall we say, stunning?

Gabby A needs to be on the indie sirens thread really.

INDIE SIRENS THREAD IS ALL-HETERO ALL THE TIME AGBONGLAHORG LOOKS LIKE FEIST UGHHH

http://img.skysports.com/07/09/218x298/agbonlahor_gabriel_575196.jpg

Yehhh obviouslay, om joost pleased people are takin' notice o meh reallay

I'd hit it

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/carew.jpg

Aint gonna get no Jagger lovin.

http://redbull.newyork.mlsnet.com/images/2007/05/31/ZjyxIjYt.jpg

"Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so Loui5 Jagger looks decidedly dingy and drab to me"

this is going better than i dared hope

Louis, are you saying that all black people look alike?

http://www.manutd.com.vn/webplus/attachments/2c04bc352e6b551026fe9253390da873-7.jpg

"If they're old enough to read Brecht, they're old enough."

Apparently as a student I looked like a young Bert Brecht. Now I guess I'm more of an aging Lotte Lenya.

As a student I looked like Nii Lamptey

My girlfriend of the time was the spitting image of Daniel Amokachi

I had a George Berry phase when I was 16.

I'D HIT IT

http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_football/BERRY_George_19791110_GH_L.jpg

Daniel Amokachi's career ended aged 29.

Because he was shit.

Insert "Taxi" nickname gag here.

http://www.footballspectator.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/baros-orgy2.jpg

We all make mistakes

this girl managed the simultaneous trick of being really hot and reminding me of gabriel agbonlahor a teeny bit

Oh man, this was a good one

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 09:51 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

AgbonlaWHORE more like.

God dammit I'm such a puss.

Walk into library, incredibly fine chick is eyeing me hella hard. Guy next to her picks up his bag and leaves. I puss out and sit somewhere else. : (

weak

sac up dude

I know, right?

it is because you are down and out on self-doubt because you have no ride, I would probably do the same

"DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY LOFT"

tombot probably otm

libraries are far & way the #1 most awkward pick-up place, dont feel bad rev

and its too bad cuz library chicks seem like the best when it comes down to it

I imagine a Roast Beef inner monologue about "damn she fine oh what you thinkin rev no lady of self respect wants to listen to a man ramble about how his only conveyance has recently been destroyed by misfortune she probably likes terrible records anyway"

you should turn your lack of vehicle via car accident into a philosophical decision, like those dudes who can't get any and claim that they're celibate.

bad comparison, maybe

yeah dude horrible

yeah

unless rev has a crushed penis

like a crushed beer can

unless rev has a crushed penis

-- deeznuts, Thursday, May 29, 2008 5:53 PM (Thursday, May 29, 2008 5:53 PM) Bookmark Link

: ( my secret shame

I love that there is this historical document of semi public discussion about a small non-moment that happened 3 years ago. Seriously, I do love that.

haha. otm

wow, this woman (can't really peg her age, 20s probably, obviously in some college class, one of her books is "myth & knowing")is sitting directly opposite me at a small table in the library and she is stunning. like mischa barton but way prettier. saffron burrows is a better comparison. i apologized when i accidentally bumped our laptops together (not a euphemism) and she very kindly said "that's ok"

hitting on her not really an option, but she is distracting.

guys are idiotic

yes we are

girls are cute

yes they are

get your cock out.

"no lady of self respect wants to listen to a man ramble about how his only conveyance has recently been destroyed by misfortune"

― El Tomboto, Friday, May 30, 2008 12:50 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark

still makes me lol

if yr asking for advice on the net in the first place, then, seriously, it's not gonna happen.

sorry

:(

internet person is a truth bombadier

she is distracting

distracting from what? anything important? if not, tarry a while

if hes tarried this long im sure trouble has developed

They probably don't let you hang on to your laptop in a police cell

Look for fuck's sake pull your finger out and ask one of them for a coffee while you've still got the opportunity to go to this sort of library. Last time I set foot in a library all I could see were self-righteous mature students going 'sssh' and homeless dudes pretending to read.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 11:57 PM (8 months ago)

This is still good advice.

library is not a good place to hit on someone.

Quite right. Wait for her outside the library. For hours if need be. It'll prove you're committed.

omg "homeless dudes pretending to read"

but i imagine a library would be a good place to be hit on, as you can instantly judge someone based on their reading material and have a good excuse for why they should leave you alone if you reject them ("i'm sorry, i really need to study right now").

anywhere is a good place to be hit on...

(no obvious joke barrier)

(more no obvious joke barrier)

that should do it.

someone i know (an adult) passed a note to a girl (another adult) at a library, and it worked. so maybe that.

it could happen.

i am back in the same library and she was there when i came in(waiting for me lol), but now she's gone
she is very studious

feast your eyes. it's as close as you're going to get.

not trying to get anything other than some work done, but thanks for the concern